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Sir, your tea.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Tea.

Hi Visu, Ramu. Get up. Get up.

- Good morning, Dad.
- Good morning.

Hey, Ramu, get up.

- Good morning, Dad.
- Good morning.

Tea.

You get $4 if you win.

- And $2 if you lose. Okay?
- Okay.

Can you tell us today who's
Vishwanath and who's Ram Mohan?

Of course. That is Visu!

You lose again. I'm Visu.
And that is Ram Mohan.

- Sorry.
- I'll surely win tomorrow.

Okay, see you in the evening.

- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Visu.

- Bye, Ramu.
- Bye.

Why not? Darn it!

Despite all my general knowledge...

...why can't I tell the difference
between Ramu and Visu?

You need brains to tell
the difference.

- You've got hay in your head!
- But how do you tell, sir?

- I'm their father.
- All right. You know it.

But I should also be able to tell.

You must at least make
them dress differently.

No, no.
They won't dress differently.

That'll cause differences,
leading to separation.

And I don't want my sons to separate
as long as they live...

...which is why I've brought them up
without any differences.

'Its molecular structure...'

'...is far denser than a...'

"When we're apart,
you are my heart..."

"...sweet memories..."

"...keep haunting me."

"And deep in my soul
I know you realise"

"...my heart belongs to you."

Michael, you carry on. I'll be back.

- Excuse me.
- Thank you.

I am Krishnamurthy
from Washington DC.

I am Rajamani from Rameswaram.

Really?
When did you move to America?

I was employed here as a cook,
when my sons were still kids.

With God's grace...

...I became the owner of this
restaurant and settled down here.

Oh, I see. Are they your sons?

- Very smart twins.
- Thank you.

They're studying to be doctors.
They study medicine by day...

...and help me out
after college.

- Really?
- Your coffee sir.

- Hello, sir.
- Hi.

My American friend Michael Solomon...

...has liked your Indian cuisine.
- I see.

He's hosting a little party
at his bungalow.

Will it be possible for you to cater
to a party of 20?

Tomorrow... I'm very sorry, sir. It's
the weekend. The restaurant is closed.

My sons and I slog 15 hours a day
for five days a week.

We don't even find time
for each other.

So we take off on Saturdays
without informing anyone.

"Columbus,
Columbus, it's a holiday."

"Come, let's look
for a new country, buddy."

"Columbus,
Columbus, it's a holiday."

"Let's look
for a new country, buddy."

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"Columbus, Columbus,
it's a holiday."

"Let's look
for a new country, buddy"

"Columbus,
Columbus, it's a holiday."

"Let's look
for a new country, buddy"

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"I feel like going to a place..."

"...where there are no ills."

"The army is ready.
The war is hovering."

"Hunger and sickness.
Dirty politics."

"There must be peaceful life
some place far away from all this."

"Columbus!"

"After slogging for five days,
we've received a two-day holiday."

"Let's dance joyfully in the wind,
roam in the lanes..."

"...play with waves
and go back into our childhood."

"Let's put on wings
and learn to fly."

"Let's roam the skies."

"Let's become a foreign bird..."

"...and roam from city to city."

"Then let's go the sea..."

"...and let the high
and low waves swing us..."

"...and lull us into sound sleep."

"Columbus!"

"Columbus!"

"When I see a beautiful girl..."

"...you keep dreaming
about her the whole day..."

"Wrap her with the
waves of the ocean..."

"Get her earrings made
from the stars in the sky..."

"Keep telling it to yourself
that she loves you."

"This is a lovely dream
at least dream for two days."

"Stay in your dreams
for complete two days..."

"Columbus!"

"Columbus,
Columbus, it's a holiday."

"Come, let's look
for a new country, buddy."

"Columbus!"

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"Columbus!"

"It's a holiday
that's brought a thrill."

"Columbus!"

Ramu, I'll go and deliver
these food packets to the staff.

- You get the in-flight service
delivery done. Okay? -All right.

Where is it gone?

Hi, Jim. Your lunch packet.

- Thank you.
- Look carefully.

Oh God! Where have you kept it?

It was here in my pocket.
No idea how it's missing.

Where is it gone?

What is your problem?

We have lost our American address.

Without knowing the exact address
of where you going to stay...

...we will never allow you inside
the United States of America.

Oh God!

Madhu, is he going to
send us back to India?

- Tell him Shibu's name.
- Relax, grandma...

I'll tell him. Listen, mister...

- She is a patient.
- No, sorry.

Operation... sir...

I only need an address.

But we have lost it.

- Are you from India?
- Yes.

Excuse me, my name is Vishwanath.
Any problem?

- You've come at the right time, son!
- She...

- Grandma, please, will you keep quiet?
- He spoke our language!

Do you heard?

My name is Madhumita.
This is my brother, Madesh.

- And this is my grandmother, Dhanwanti.
- Greetings.

We've come to have her operated
in a hospital here.

We've come all the way from Madras.

My brother has lost the address
of my uncle who lives here.

This immigration official
is not letting us through.

Don't worry. I'll talk to him.

Mr. Stuart. These people are
from my place. I'll authorise it.

Here is my ID.

Thank God.

- Are these edible?
- All vegetables.

That's radish pickle.

That's gooseberry.
And this is the peanut sweet...

...Indian cake. All very nice.

That's tamarind paste
and that's sour mango pickle.

All my favourites.

As per law, edibles are not allowed
into United States.

All these things to the garbage.

My God! He's dumped it all
in the garbage can!

Grandma! What's happening?
- Vishwanath, I'm glad you've come.

I brought those pickles for myself.

Ask them not to throw it away.

But, granny, pickles are forbidden
because they carry germs.

I'll die without the pickles, son.

I will give you
as much pickle as you want.

Get rid of them, son, and get us
out of here. May God bless you!

- Hurry up! What are you watching?
- Who? Me?

Oh God! My feet are slipping here.

- Carefully, Grandma. -What have we
got ourselves into in America?

Move up quick. Have you never
seen an airport before?

Come fast, my child.
That boy is running away.

Where has he gone?

My head is aching.
I think the boy has flown.

Walk slowly, grandma. Oh Lord!

See there. He's come
from the other side. Hello!

Where are you going? We are here.

Don't be crass.

Just shut up if you can't
speak English. Catch him.

Come! Come! Fast come.

- Grandma, hold it.
- Grandma...

- Now what?
- That's the gents' toilet.

No wonder he was running inside.
Go in and catch him.

Or he'll run away someplace else.
Go and grab him.

"Shift the cot closer,
I'm feeling cold."

- Hi!
- Hi!

- You were in a hurry, weren't you?
- So you speak Hindi?

Was I speaking in Chinese till now?

- What's your name?
- Have you already forgotten? Madesh.

- Mahesh!
- Madesh! How is that?

Don't run.

Grab him. Let's go! Go on, son.

- Hello!
- We're following you.

- Slow down, son! Just a little bit.
- Hello!

He's just running away.

Why is he running away?
He has disappeared again!

- He's gone.
- Oh God!

- Mahesh!
- Madesh!

Where were you folks?
I looked all over.

Wonderful! You disappeared yourself,
and say you were searching for us.

- Oh! It's big airport. It always happens.
- Correct.

- Did you get through to Madras?
- No.

Try it yourself.
I'll go in there for a moment.

- Where to?
- In there.

- In there?
- Yes, of course.

Excuse me. Call for you.

Hello!

- Come, let's go.
- I'll catch him.

We'll hold him there itself.
We won't let him disappear again.

Ramu? Where are you?

At the out gate?

There's an Indian family here which
was held up in the immigration.

Three of them... Madhumita,
Granny Dhanwanti and Mahesh.

I've helped them out.

Find out if there is someone
called Shivbhushan out there.

Yes. He's an Indian too.

If he doesn't turn up,
let's get his address...

...and send these folks over
to his place in a taxi.

They're still in the lounge.
Come over quickly.

Excuse me!

- Mr. Mahesh!
- Madesh. Madesh.

- It's All right.
- It's not All right.

Madesh. It's pretty simple.

Can't you pronounce my
name properly even once?

Mr. Mahesh.

- Don't anger me.
- Hello! Excuse me.

- You keep quiet, sir.
- Hey! Relax.

You're confused, right? We're twins.

I'm Vishwanath and he's Ramu.

You look alike.

No wonder they took their turns
in the loo.

- You're right. A lot of people
are fooled. - I understood.

Did you find Mr. Shivbhushan, Ramu?

Looks like he hasn't turned up.
So I've hailed a cab.

- A cab? But where will we go?
- Hello!

Just a second. Miss. Madhumita.

It's the Madras call, Madhumita.
Ask them for the address.

The double-crosser.

- What's wrong?
- My uncle is not in town.

But he has given my father
the address of another apartment.

- Thanks a lot.
- Never mind.

By the way, here's my business card.

It has the numbers of my residence
and the restaurant.

So any time, any help,
please give me a call.

Yeah, sure.

Which hospital are you
taking your grandmother to?

ULA Hospital.

That's where we're studying.
I'm sure we'll meet again.

- Okay. Thanks.
- Yeah.

We came here depending
on that miserable Shibu.

What calamity befell him?

The ungrateful scoundrel!

Whenever he visited us in Madras,
he was always at heel.

Didn't he even consider
that I'm his ailing sister...

...and have travelled 20000 miles
for the operation?

Did he even bother
about making arrangements...

...so that I'm not troubled?
Wretched person.

The cursed chap didn't even turn up
at the airport.

He didn't even put us up
at his own bungalow.

The cursed man is having
us stay in a rented apartment...

...like strangers!

Grandma, here's your meal.

What is it? Oh no!

I'm sick of this bland stuff
after 24 hours on the flight!

I wish I could get
something spicy to eat.

The customs officials even
took away all my pickles.

I don't want this.

America? Big deal.

But it was I
who insisted on coming here.

I was better off in India,
even if I died.

Madhu!

Madhu! It hurts.

- Madhu!
- Grandma!

Okay. You must sign
the form and pay the fees.

Okay.

Go and pay the fees immediately.

- Madhu?
- Yes?

- When is the operation?
- The day after tomorrow.

- The day after?
- Sign this, Grandma.

- What for?
- It's a formality. Sign it.

- Go on.
- I'm signing.

Tell me the truth, Madhu.

Why did they get my signature?

- It's a rules in every hospital.
- What rules?

They need to be indemnified
in case something goes wrong...

Could something go wrong then?

- Not at all!
- Am I going to die?

- Oh, come on!
- I know it. I'm going to die!

My hour has arrived!

I'll die, the moment
a laser-beam strikes my head!

Today's the last day of my life!
I'm going to die today!

- Oh come on, grandma!
- I know!

Now look at this place.
Doesn't it look like a death-trap?

The stink of the medicines,
the doctors... the deathly silence!

The bandages and the cotton...
I don't want to die here!

- Take me away somewhere...
- Grandma!

The movies, the beach... anywhere!

Once I've seen everything,
I'll shut my eyes and lie back.

I don't care what they
do with me after that.

It is not enough for
people to live happily, Madhu.

It's important for
one to die in peace, too.

I don't like this place!
Please take me away from here!

But they're very strict, grandma!
How will that be possible?

Do something... anything.

If you refuse...

...I'm going to die
before the operation!

Stop it, grandma.
Please! Let me arrange something.

- Mr. Vishwanath!
- Hello! Madhumita.

- Hi!
- Sit down.

- Mr. Vishwanath...
- Yes? What brings you here?

I need your help.
Could you come with me, please?

The class has begun.
Can I come after it's over?

- I see. Will it take a lot of time?
- But...

It appears to be important.
Go with her.

I'll attend class.
We'll discuss it later this evening.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

- Bye.
- Bye. See you.

On the right side
of the brain a small tumour.

- Is it a serious operation?
- Perhaps it is in India.

In America, it's as easy
as spitting out chewing gum.

Simple. Just don't worry.

It's not I but my grandmother
who's worried sick.

She's getting extremely restless.

She hates the atmosphere
in the hospital.

- She's asking me to take her out.
- They won't let her go out.

They're very strict about it.

But where would we go anyway?
We don't know the city.

And we don't know
anyone here either.

I wondered if you
could perhaps help...

Don't be scared. Come.

- Here he is... Hi!
- Hi!

Bye!

- What was that?
- Good riddance!

Let's go!

- Let's go.
- Hurry up! Get in! Let's get out of here!

"Biryani...
the only dish for granny! Biryani!"

You promised to take me around
America. Is this America?

Grandma,
you throw many tantrums.

- This is our restaurant, Grandma.
- Okay.

- Welcome!
- This is my father.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

That's Dhanwanti.
This is Madhumita and this is Madesh.

- Mahesh?
- No, Madesh!

- It's his operation, I see.
- No!

- Don't you be rude to your elders!
- It's okay.

- He's just a kid.
- I'm sorry for his rude behaviour.

He must be starved for good food.

- Please sit down.
- Thanks.

Have a proper Indian meal.
It'll drive away half your disease.

Ramu, come on.

- Hi, Grandma! How are you?
- Hi! Ramu.

- Hello!
- Hello!

- Hi! Madesh.
- Hi!

Don't pounce on it.

This food looks very rich, Visu.
Is it safe enough for grandma?

She can eat anything. Don't worry.

They'll conduct the operation
only after cleaning out her system.

So don't try to stop her.
I'll take care, okay.

Hi, everybody.

Born appetite. All Euro special.

Have your stomach full.

California custard, Kota Kara...

O Jimbu, Malimanga...

Give me more of that.

What a terrific meal!

We'll need to dance to digest it,
what say?

Go ahead. Who's stopping you?

Dance at this age?
I was only joking.

Typical Indian woman!
She wants to dance, but won't.

And the women here... they'd
dance without inhibitions even at 60!

Is it?

- Go ahead and dance.
- Yes! Please do.

Yes, grandma, please dance.

- Do a jig, my old lady...
- Leave me alone.

No. I can't really dance.

All right. You can sing a song then.

- I can't even sing!
- I know how to get her started.

Ready. Ready Madhu?

Start!

"She is a grandmother,
but she is a friend."

"Grandmothers should be like this."

"She dances and sings with us,
look how she is!"

"From you I have got lullabies,
your lap, and love."

"What have you not done for me
in my childhood."

"Hey, grandmother,
you are still a beauty, oh sweety."

"She is a grandmother,
but she is a friend."

"Grandmothers should be like this."

"She dances and sings with us,
look how she is!"

"If you wear jeans with lipstick
on your lips..."

"...if you dye your hair
you'll look young again."

"Oh these dramas.
What have I become?"

"I will call up Clinton,
you tell him 'I love you', okay."

"Tell him to look into
his heart and he'll find you.

Oh yeah."

"She is a grandmother,
but she is a friend."

"Grandmothers should be like this."

"She dances and sings with us,
look how she is!"

"When the computer sings,
you dance the Kathak."

"When you go to the disco, you
should have poetry on your lips."

"When you go to the beach,
you also wear a bikini."

"Go the gate of Disneyland..."

"...grandma and make a rangoli."

"And I will sell..."

"...bhajiya pav
and medu vada."

"She is a grandmother,
but she is a friend."

"Grandmothers should be like this."

"She dances and sings with us,
look how she is!"

"From you I have got lullabies,
your lap, and love."

"What have you not done
for me in my childhood."

"Oh yeah!"

"She is a grandmother,
but she is a friend."

"Grandmothers should be like this."

"She dances and sings with us,
look how she is!"

Madesh!

Now you people can go.
We'll take care of her now.

Please don't worry.
We'll pray for you.

Relax. Everything will be okay.

Let me see her chart.

- Are you Damyanti?
- Yes.

Very good.

The operation will take time.

You don't really have to wait.

You can go to the restaurant.
I'll wait here.

No, dear.
You might need someone around.

I'll leave Visu behind
and send your food with Madesh.

Madesh, come. Visu take care.

- Madhu!
- Yes?

- Excuse me! Who is Madhumita?
- Yeah?

Yes. The doctor's calling you.

Listen to me very carefully.

This operation was very,
very successful.

Your grandmother is alive, but...

You need to accept the fact that
your grandmother is very old lady.

Brain surgeries are
very complicated affairs.

No matter how good a doctor is...

...the patient needs to have
the strength to bear the operation.

Your grandmother has just as much
strength as a 60-year old would.

- Doctor!
- Don't worry, your grandmother is alive.

But she won't be able to sit up
or speak again.

She will live in bed,
if she is looked after well.

Grandma!

Grandma. Look I'm here, Grandma!

Open your eyes, Grandma.

Say something, Grandma.
I'm here for you.

Call out to me, Grandma!

You can hear me, can't you?
I hope you can hear me.

Grandma!

Why is she in this state, Visu?

It's a very big hospital, they said.

And they've made
a vegetable out of her!

We committed a mistake by coming
to America for the operation!

We were better off in Madras.

For whatever time she'd live,
she'd at least have moved around.

Why did this happen, Visu?

It was a mistake!
Coming here was a mistake.

Grandma.

Look at me, Grandma!
Look at me, please!

Look at me, Grandma!

What's wrong, Visu?

The idiots have botched
up the operation, Madhu!

- What?
- They're a bunch of fools!

What are you talking about?

- Your grandmother had a tumour on
the left side of the brain. -Yes.

And they've operated
the right side of it!

Oh! My God!

Atrocious, ridiculous.

Four senior doctors, six junior
doctors, seven to eight nurses...

...together have killed
a 60-year-old woman...

...who had come all the way from India
with some hope and faith in you!

What nonsense are you talking,
Mr. Vishwanath?

You're still a student. And they
are doctors with vast experience.

What mistake have they made
that you're losing your temper?

They had to operate the right side
of her brain, not the left!

That's impossible.

As per patient records,
I did the operation.

That's where you went wrong, Doctor.

Instead of looking at the patient
Dhanwanti's case-history...

...you looked up another
patient's record...

...and did a wrong operation.

I asked her if she was Damyanti,
and she said yes.

It's foolish to ask the patient
her name in the operation theatre!

She could never understand
your American accent.

Dhanwanti and Damyanti sounded
the same to her.

In a state of fright and shock,
that poor woman nodded her head...

...and this doctor went ahead
with his operation.

- But how were the patients changed?
- What has happened has happened.

The hospital will enquire
into the matter later.

Dr. Steven,
do you have anything to say?

I take the whole responsibility
for the mishap.

It's immaterial
who was responsible for it.

I am guilty. I am
extremely sorry, Mr. Vishwanathan.

Will an apology help her walk again?

I am responsible for her welfare.

I will redo the surgery
and make her walk like before.

That won't do. For the
suffering she has undergone...

...and the trauma Madhumita
has been subjected to...

...I will sue the hospital
for compensation.

As per law you can do it.
The hospital will face it.

Thank you, Doctor.

Papa? This is Madhu here.

The operation on grandma
has been performed.

She's okay now.
She's been talking to us.

She'll be able to walk
and move around very soon.

She's very happy, Papa. Of course!

But she's terribly shy.

So she has asked them to make
a wig of the hair she had.

We're all fine here.
Don't worry about anything.

I'll handle everything, okay?
And I'll call you again.

I must hang up now.

- Hello!
- Hello!

What is this?

$2 million.
- I don't understand.

It's the compensation.

The hospital authorities want
to settle the case with this.

They'd get a lot of bad publicity
if we filed a suit.

They're begging for a compromise.

Thank you, Visu.

But the fact that you've given
grandma a new lease of life...

...is the real joy.

This happiness is worth hundred
million dollar. I am very happy.

They've arrived, grandma.

Have them seated.
I'll return in a moment.

Wow! We could smell
the spices from a distance!

You had to recover a little
and start cooking even here!

- Welcome... how are you?
- I'm fine.

- Who's Visu...?
- Me, grandma.

- How are you, son?
- I'm fine.

- And how are you, Ramu?
- I'm fine.

- How are you, Juno?
- I'm fine, thank you.

Where was the need to do this?
You've just had an operation...

...and you insisted that
we come over for dinner.

No need to worry.

- This isn't right.
- It's okay.

I'm feeling absolutely fine,
by God's grace.

I'd have been ground to dust,
had it not been for you folks.

Mustn't I thank you for it then?

We're returning to India tomorrow.

I would feel at peace...

...only if I had personally
cooked for you at least once.

Have some more of the "kofta", Visu.

Is it nice?
How did you find the food, Ramu?

- I've never eaten better food, grandma.
- Thank you.

Well, Mr. Rajamani? You're fond
of Indian film songs, aren't you?

That's right. I have
a collection of cassettes too.

- How about a game of film songs?
- How's that?

- A continuous flow of songs!
- But who sings first?

I will!

- Stop. No religious songs, okay?
- Right ho, sir!

Please start...

"Making you wear bangles,
the vagabond was filled with joy..."

"The vagabond was filled with joy..."

"Making you wear bangles,
the vagabond was filled with joy..."

Wait a minute. You've got
to begin from the alphabet...

...she has wound off on,
Mr. Rajamani.

"This beautiful weather..."

"This life is only for today..."

"This life is only for today..."

"Where will you be tomorrow
and where will I be..."

You must begin with
the same alphabet!

"O beloved, come..."

"Your style is amassing..."

"O proud, fair one, listen..."

"You are eyes are so bright..."

"O love, you are crazy,
why are you crazy about me..."

"You tease me every time..."

"How are you related to me..."

"What do I do, my heart is crazy,
I am young and you are a killer..."

"Dance with joy..."

"I am your 'shehnai'
and you are my voice..."

Quit talking... it's Juno's turn.

You must now sing a
song beginning with "S".

Listen. But you guys will
be up on your feet, if I sing!

Let's see about that later.
Go ahead and sing now.

I begin with "S", isn't it?

- That's right.
- "S".

"Greater than the whole world,
is our India..."

"We are her nightingales
and she is our garden..."

"Greater than the whole world,
is our India..."

"Greater than the whole world..."

Now that we're at the airport,
I'll say what everyone else says.

Do write to us and telephone us
the moment you land in Madras.

Sure. I would have been
going back in a coffin.

But thanks to your sons,
I'm returning hale and hearty.

How can I ever forget this?

No gifts or dinners can
ever convey my gratitude.

Merely thanking you
is not enough either.

So I want you all
to come down to Madras...

...and spend a couple
of months with me...

...so I can cook for all of you
and look after you.

We'll indeed come,
if there is an opportunity.

You must.

- You must accompany them, too.
- Certainly, madam.

Find a bride for me out there,
even if she's not very beautiful.

I'd even settle
for a plain-jane like Madhu.

- Really?
- Did you hear that, Madhu?

No. What did he say?

Have you forgotten us already?
What's happened to you?

I feel as if I'm leaving
something behind, uncle.

Really? But I think you
have everything in order.

Oh yes. It is.

Go and get the boarding pass, Madhu.
The counter has opened.

Passports please.

Passports please.

- Excuse me. I've got to talk to you.
- Yes. Go on.

I didn't realise it in all these
days that I spent here with you.

But I must tell you how I feel,
now that we're being separated.

Excuse me.
You've Vishwanath, I hope?

No. I'm Ram Mohan.

What is it? Go on.

Nothing. I forgot what I had to say.

I'll send Visu over.
Try and recollect what you had to say.

Madhu wants to talk to you.
Go and meet her.

Madhu! Madhumita. I'm Visu.

Was there something
you wanted to talk to me about?

It's...

Yes?

It's...

- I...
- Hi Madhu!

Hey! Do I look like
a villain to you?

I'm your uncle, Shivbhushan!
Shivu uncle.

It's so great to see you here.

Where's sister?

- She's there.
- Come, let's go to her.

Sister! You look great!

Look who's here, sister!
Your brother Shivu!

Hey, back off. You swine!

It's as if you're turning up
for my funeral!

- Here to bid me farewell, are you?
- Come on, sister.

- Oh get lost!
- Oh! God! She's really angry.

I had to go to Alaska in connection
with something important, sister.

What could have been more important
for you than my well-being?

I had booked this appointment
a year in advance.

Had I backed out,
they would have misunderstood me.

Really? Is it okay to forget your
gratitude and break promises then?

It's thanks to Mr. Rajamani's
family that we were saved.

They were a great help.

- Thank you, Mr. Rajamani.
- It's all right.

Could we all have
a photograph together?

Oh! With pleasure.

Excuse me. If you don't mind.
Will you take a picture, please?

Come.

Ramu...

Come closer, Ramu.

Madesh, we both are together.

Smile please.

- It's the other way around.
- Sorry.

- Okay.
- Don't just stand here.

You still have
the security check left. Let's go.

It is already there
in Los Angeles...

...but planning to
open in New York too.

Hurry up. It's time already.

- Why are you in a hurry?
- Are you expecting someone else?

Madesh.

No.

- Then go in.
- Okay.

- Excuse me. Don't block the way here.
- We're going.

- I'll give you call as soon as reach.
- Okay mother.

- I shall leave now.
- Please take care of yourself.

- One minute.
- Okay.

Madhu! Come on!

Open this bag, Madam.

"When we're apart..."

"...you're in my heart."

"Sweet memories..."

"...keep haunting me."

"And deep in my soul..."

"...I know you realise..."

"...my heart belongs to you."

You can't carry these, Ma'am.

There is no power.

Yeah! It's dead.

But it's my life.

I get it.

These are from somebody special.

Best of luck to you.

Visu! Here you are! Where were you?

They were all looking out
for you back there.

What's that?

Is something wrong?

How do I explain?

I didn't realise it in all
these days that I spent with her.

But now that she's going away,
it's breaking my heart.

You mean Madhumita.

Are you in love with her?

You're a nut!

You've wasted all morning,
and you now see the flowers and cry.

Anyway, very good choice.

You'd make a great couple.

Don't worry. We'll find her
before the flight takes off! Come.

Excuse me officer,
I'd like to meet a passenger.

Her name is Madhumita.
- Sorry, sir. The boarding is closed.

Well, you don't understand. It's
very important that I meet her. Here.

Sorry, sir.
It's too late to see the passenger.

- Why?
- Look.

Hello!

Well, boys! Aren't you happy
to see grandma back home?

- But what happened?
- It's I who had problems.

I returned at the same speed
that I went there.

Grandma!

Grandma!

- What's happening?
- Grandma!

- I suddenly have this splitting
head-ache! - Grandma!

- My head is coming apart!
- God Almighty.

- I can't take this anymore.
- May I help you?

- Do you have any doctor available here?
- Yes, sure.

I need the airport doctor to report
to gate 22A immediately.

The doctor asked me to rest for
some days and called off the trip.

And Madhu immediately called
Mr. Rajamani from the airport.

And I asked them to take a cab,
if they wished to stay with us.

You had passed out at the airport,
hadn't you?

But how is it that you narrate
everything that happened?

It was the joy of seeing the boys
that made me do it.

But now that you've reminded me,
I have this headache again.

Take your grandma to bed, Madhu.
We can talk tomorrow.

- Okay. Good night.
- Go.

It wasn't to watch you play
with your fingers that I passed out.

Grandma?

I fainted,
and my head went into a swim.

I'm so happy
that Madhu has returned.

Sure you are. But go and tell Madhu
that you love her.

- At this hour of the night?
- Of course.

She has grandma with her.
How can I do that?

I'll handle that problem, okay?

I can only faint at this age.

I wouldn't be able to say
"I love you", would I?

Grandma?

Hello.

I'm Ram Mohan.

Visu wants to say something to you.

Will you come
to the swimming pool, please?

Steady.

Well, Madhu I...

I...

I...

I understand.

So do I...

"Are you mine?"

"I told you, I am."

"Then say it again."

"Madhumita, Madhumita."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"This is my Taj Mahal
in flesh and blood."

"This laughing,
speaking lotus is mine."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"The one who looks like
the full moon is mine."

"The one who is poetry is mine."

"When you speak
in your melting style..."

"...I feel like touching
the embers of your lips."

"And say whatever is in my heart."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"This Taj Mahal in flesh
and blood is mine."

"This laughing,
speaking lotus is mine."

"Come, let's go around
and see the world..."

"...let's see every mountain,
let's see every sea."

"We'll live in love like this..."

"...so that Laila and Majnu say
we are like them."

"Don't ask me anything,
just listen to me..."

"...dispel this thought
from your mind."

"Else the world
will call you crazy."

"Control yourself."

"Why should I control myself?"

"I'll surely find my destination."

"Why should I fear somebody else?"

"Why should I do something
my heart doesn't like?"

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"The fragrant winds come close
and sing 'I love you', in my ears."

"The birds fly and indicate
that I love you."

"When you said this, my love..."

"...the dream that
I had has been fulfilled."

"The flowers wish that
you put them in your hair."

"That's why they've bloomed..."

"The rains, like pearls,
wish that they kiss you..."

"...when they get the chance."

"Even if my heart stops beating,
even if I stop breathing..."

"...I still cannot live without you."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"This Taj Mahal in flesh
and blood is mine."

"This laughing,
speaking lotus is mine."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

"The one who looks like
the full moon is mine."

"The one who is poetry is mine."

"When you speak
in your melting style..."

"...I feel like touching
the embers of your lips."

"When love is aroused in this heart,
there is colour in the gathering."

"Having gained your love,
singing a song, I say..."

"...all the lovely things
that come into my heart."

"Oh God! Oh God!"

4 dollars if you win;
you lose 2 dollars otherwise.

Atleast tell us today which
of us is Vishwanath and Ramu.

Just a minute.

The crow, the cat, the animals...
you must be Visu!

No. I'm Ramu and this is Visu.
You got it?

- Why wasn't I able to tell?!
- Not in this birth, never.

You're going to lose all your
money to us in 2 dollars every day.

Slip me the dough, Ramu.

- What for?
- To kiss the money good-bye.

Here you are.

I'm not going to give you.

Hey, wait...

- Hello!
- Hi!

I felt like talking to you.

'I found both of you deep asleep
in your room.'

'Visu!'

'I wanted to wake you.'

'But I couldn't tell which one of you
was Visu and which one was Ramu.'

I was afraid to
wake Ramu by mistake.

So I went back to bed.

Do you know whom you have
been talking to right now?

Of course! You're Visu, aren't you?

No. I'm Ramu.

- You told Juno you're Visu!
- I lied to him.

We bet about it every morning.

He mostly makes the mistake,
but is once in a while right, too...

...though we don't accept that
and make a fool out of him.

The beauty of the whole thing
is that you've been fooled too!

But never mind,
I'll send my brother along.

- Hi! Madhu.
- Hi!

- Have you been waiting for long?
- No. I've just arrived.

Here, something for you.

Sweet, thanks.

Even I have bought something
for you today.

Fantastic!

- Do you like it?
- Yeah!

How about Ramu?

What's this?
They are of different colours.

Yes. I've been deceived time
and again.

It really scares me.

My Visu must look different.

Sorry Madhu.

It's a habit of 21 years
which I can't break.

Neither will Ramu forsake it,
nor will my father.

You don't understand my problem.

What if I happen to say something
embarrassing to Ramu?

Just imagine.

But you're making a mistake!
Ramu is a gem!

He will himself address you
as his sister-in-law!

For a few days. Please, Visu.

At least till
I can easily identify you correctly.

Can't you help me just this much?

Should we forsake a habit of years
for the convenience of a few days?

That'd be an awful thing to do, Madhu.

So what's wrong? What's wrong
if Visu did not accept the shirt?

Is there no other way of telling
the difference between them?

Idea! I'll break
the hands of one of them.

The one in bandages will be Ramu
and the other will be your beloved!

Is that okay, holy mother?

Break his limbs indeed!
Your ideas are as rotten as you.

Get lost, crazy idiot.

Stupid people.
They can never understand a genius.

How many days will you wear
a long face, dear?

The closer you get to him, the easier
it will be for you to identify Visu.

But I can't do that.

Out of my fear that
I might take Ramu for Visu...

...I don't even take a proper
look at him.

I don't even talk much.

When I can't even talk
and look at him properly...

- ...how will I ever get close to him?
- Look here...

You must first stop calling me
an idiot and a moron.

I've changed my strategy.

You want to know the difference
between the two boys, isn't it?

I have an idea given by Lord Balaji...

...that will help you see things
properly for at least six months!

I'm going to use it.

Visu to the left,
and Ramu lies to the right.

The elder one is the left,
the younger one to the right.

The divine twins!
They're going to have it today!

Happy? Going for the Kumbh Fair.

Lord Balaji!

Tirupathi...

Why were you shaving my son's head?
Tell me!

Madhu can't make out the difference
between Ramu and Visu!

But why should
she know the difference?

Madhu and Visu...

- Madhu and Visu are...
- Come to the point!

I am telling.

Visu and my sister are
in love with each other.

You were ill
when you came here, Madam.

You have recovered now.
So please return.

- Please don't discuss marriage.
- Why not? What's wrong with it?

Your son and my granddaughter
love each other.

It was because of them that
I have spoken of marriage.

It is I who decides their future!
They can't get married, I say!

Why not? What does she lack?

Is she ugly or uneducated?
Isn't she of equal status?

Status is of no consequence, Madam.

- Is it the caste difference then?
- It's not even that.

Just because she is in love...

...I hope you don't think
she comes from a lowly family.

Your granddaughter is as
good as gold! But I don't approve.

But why don't you concede,
Mr. Rajamani?

Is it okay to oppose them
without any reason?

It's not without reason.
I do have a valid one.

I'm a twin, too.
I was born a Siamese twin.

'Our family, which was
from the northern parts of India...'

'...had settled down in Rameshwaram
two generations ago.'

'We've had four rice-cakes...'

'...two dishes each
of mutton-curry and fry...'

'...and two pieces each of fried fish.'

'Four rice-cakes,
mutton and fish, right?'

'That'll be Rs.8.50.'

'It works out to Rs.9.50, Brother.
You've got it wrong.'

'Really? Well, pay me
as my sister-in-law says.'

'Parasmani, your brother is
sweating it out by the hot oven.'

'That's true.

Should you keep forgetting
Re.1 from every customer...'

'...your business will be doomed.'

'Brother Kali,
you've had your fill, haven't you?'

'Have we charged you in excess?'

- 'No.
- Then why must you find faults?'

'Go away.'

'See that, brother?
They've started making fun of you.'

'It was pretty simple arithmetic.
You shouldn't have made a mistake.'

'- Yeah, it's true.
- What is it?'

'Have the skies fallen
for the mistake of a Rupee?'

'Isn't my husband
one of the owners, too?'

'But you're shouting at him
as if he were a servant!'

- 'When did I shout at him?
- Didn't you lecture him?'

'When a woman says that to a man,
how will other people treat him?'

'What have I said that
you're losing your temper?'

'If there is anything you must say,
ask your husband to speak up.'

'You can't say such things.'

'You must respect
your brother-in-law.'

- 'It's such a little thing and...
- Little thing, my foot.'

'Today, it's your accounts.
It'll be something else tomorrow.'

'Then she'll pick
on everything you do...'

- '...and plot to throw us out.
- This is really a problem.'

'If you keep fighting like this,
we're never going to prosper.'

'Oh sure, Brother.
She's bringing us prosperity.'

"We' are the cursed ones.
We've ruined the business.'"

- 'You're talking too much now...
- Must I shut up like my husband?'

'That would be convenient for you, I bet.'

'Don't talk like that to my brother.
He's no less than God for me.'

'Every man is a God for his wife.'

'And how will I tolerate it
if she humiliates my God before me?'

'Forgive me, lady.
I'll never utter a word again.'

- 'You're trying to bully us, are you?
- All right. Go in now.'

'Go on, Manjari.
Get on with your work.'

'Brother, I'm good for nothing.'

'I can't get a simple
calculation right.'

'I'm causing so many fights.
I don't know what to do.'

'Look, you're my brother.'

'You're fine as you are.'

'But I can't bear to see you crying.'

'Go on, dry your tears
and continue with your work.'

- 'I must leave, Manjari.
- Listen...'

'Something is happening to me.'

'There's some movement in my tummy.'

'I think the baby will arrive
by this afternoon.'

'I'll stay back in that case.
You will need help.'

'I think I'll send Parasmani
for the provisions today.'

'No, not him. He can't make
out the difference in quality.'

'They'll con him with an old goat
and sick birds in the market.'

'He'll bring you only eight things,
if you ask for ten.'

'You'll have to rush to the market
for the rest of the two things.'

- 'You'd better go yourself.
- I'll be back soon.'

'Will you come here for
a moment, brother?'

'What is it, sister-in-law?'

'I've been feeling uneasy
since this morning.'

- 'Could you fetch me a soda?
- Right away!'

'Where to? Where are you going,
wagging your tail like a dog?'

'I've got to fetch some soda
for sister-in-law.'

'You can't go shopping
for meat and provisions...'

'...all you can buy is soda.'

'Draw some water for me.
Ask her to fetch the soda.'

'Don't say such things.
She says she's feeling uneasy.'

'She's feigning it.'

'No witch could resist
giving orders...'

'...to a brother-in-law
who acts like a slave.'

'Get on with your work.'

'Why must you talk rubbish,
if I help her now that she is due?'

'What else will you do for her
if she is due now?'

'I know you're doing it
because she's a temptress.'

'You mustn't twist everything
like this, Sundari!'

'- Mustn't a woman understand
another woman's problems? - Is it?'

'I see. She's cast a spell on you.'

'This woman can't manage
with just one man.'

'A husband who cooks,
a brother-in-law for fun...'

'...she has two such men firmly
in her grip.'

'No wonder you're running
to serve her, aren't you?'

'This is too much.
How do I stop your spiteful talks?'

'I'm going for the soda.
Curse me for it, if you wish.'

'Beware! If you cross the threshold,
I'll snap this marriage necklace.'

'There's no need
for anyone to go out.'

'I'll go and fetch
the soda on my own.'

'I can't take such talk anymore.'

'I beg of you.
Please don't say such things again.'

'Could I have a soda, please?'

'Manjari!'

'Rani, my dear.'

'Dear, why did you leave me
and go away?'

'My daughter!'

My daughter!'

'Rajamani!'

- 'My daughter!
- Brother!'

'I've killed her, Brother!'

'It's I who has killed
my sister-in-law!'

'I listened to my wife
and became the reason for her death!'

'She begged of me
to fetch her some soda.'

'But this witch fought with her.'

'And she accused her
of such repulsive things.'

'She didn't die a natural death.
She was a self-respecting lady.'

'She couldn't take the slander
and died of shock, Brother.'

'I've come to be tied
to a witch, Brother.'

'Your wife didn't want to see
her ever again. So she has died.'

'I've robbed the poor children
of their mother, with her death.'

'I have killed my sister-in-law.
Hack me to pieces, Brother.'

Burn me to ashes.
Leave no trace of me.'

I'm a sinner, Brother.
Kill me, too.'

Manjari!'

'Rajamani. I've had enough.'

'I've paid for my daughter's
wedding with you.'

'Your brother and his wife
have done her to death.'

'The sinners have killed her.'

'Give me these innocent little
children. I will raise them.'

'That woman couldn't give
a pregnant woman soda.'

'Why will she give the children
any milk or compassion?'

'Get up! Your wife is not dead! Why
are you sitting with a long face?'

'Get up, I say.'

'I can't tolerate two-penny
women calling us murderers.'

- 'Whom did you call two-penny?
- Oh, shut up.'

'We'd rather live in tents.
We don't need this roof.'

'Let's go. Ask for a division
in the eatery and the wealth. Go on.'

'Why are you spewing venom?
My brother is mourning anyway.'

'Oh indeed! Sad to leave him despite
all the taunts and jibes, is it?'

'Are you going to sing
the kids a lullaby now?'

'We played servants to her
as long as she lived.'

'Are you going to clean the
kids' mess and bring them up now?'

'If there is no one at home
and if the kids fall sick...'

'...they'll hold us responsible.'

'No. Ask him for a division.'

'No. I can't leave my brother.
I can never go against him.'

'Then you'd better leave me.'

'Rather than be the
wife of a useless man...'

'...I'd prefer to be
the mistress of an able man!'

'If that is what you have decided,
do as you wish.'

'Hold it!'

'What is all this?
Where did you learn that from?'

'How could you say
that you'd severe your relationship?'

'Such things never ought
to happen in good families!'

'And what do you want?
The wealth, eatery, property, right?'

'Very well then.
You may have it all.'

'The witch asks for it and
you're giving it to her, Rajamani?'

- 'She deserves no sympathy.
- Keep out of this.'

- 'Forget her, Brother!
- Hey!'

'Did you marry her
to break the relationship?'

'You must preserve it till you die.'

'That is what good families
are made of.'

'As long as I live...'

'...neither will our property
be divided...'

'...nor will your family split.'

'Brother.'

'Brother, don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.'

'Please don't leave me!'

'Brother... don't leave me!'

'God! Where is he going
with the babies?'

'Don't leave me, Brother.'

I had asked you twins
to marry sisters, Rajamani...'

'...so that the sisters would take
care of each other's problems.'

And they'd live
in peace. You didn't listen to me.'

And now you're
being driven out of your own house.'

The family has been divided!

Brother, don't
leave me and go.'

Rajamani!'

Brother, please come back.'

Please don't leave me!
Brother, please come back.'

I have all the comforts
and luxuries today.

But my brother is struggling
for some money.

We were separated...

...because we brought wives
from different families.

I will not make that mistake again.

So I will now have my sons married
to only twin sisters.

This is the decision
I took that very day.

No one can change my decision.

God! Mysterious are Your ways!

I'd never imagined my problems
would be solved by themselves.

What are you talking about?

You've driven away a worry that has
been bothering me all these days.

My grand-daughter Madhumita
is also a twin.

Well, aunt, are you telling me
some scene from the movies?

There's life in the movies
and movies in real life.

Facts are often stranger
than the fiction of cinema!

When her mother was carrying her,
she had a very huge belly.

And her father superstitiously
followed the astrologer's advice.

The astrologer told him
that he'd have twins.

"You will rule the world,
if you have twin boys", he said.

"Should you have twin girls..."

"...you'll die by the time
you're 40", he warned.

Her father is
a terribly superstitious man.

He started pacing the floors of
the hospital with a sword in hand.

Our fears were right.
The twins born were female.

In the fear that he might kill
one of them, to save himself...

...we gave away one baby girl
to the Brahmin cook...

...working in our house.

We paid him a lot of money...

...and told him to bring up the girl
till her father reached 40.

The name of the other girl
is Vaishnavi.

Madhu's younger sister studies
in a college at Kodaikanal.

But how can I believe all this?

Wait a moment.

I swear by this sacred fire,
Rajamani.

So, Rajamani?
Do you approve of their wedding now?

Since you have sworn she has
a twin sister, I do agree, madam.

Congratulation!

- Thank you, Father.
- Grandmom!

What is it?

What's the name of the other sister?

Now, it was Vaishnavi.

Vaishnavi? Vaishu?

Ramu, Vaishu! Beautiful.

I liked that very much.

What? Doesn't Madhumita
have a twin sister?

You're indeed a dirty old lady.

Shut your mouth, you fool.

What are you talking about,
Grandma? Am I not a twin?

No. Don't they say, "use
a thousand lies for a marriage"?

What have you done, Grandma?
This is no laughing matter!

How could you lie? Have
you thought of the consequences?

Another lie will fix everything.

We must get you married
to Visu at the earliest.

On the very next day...

...we'll say that
the girl died of jaundice.

Or we could even say that
she has run away with someone.

- But this is cheating.
- I've sworn on the fire, okay?

Rajamani's coming with us to India
to look up this imaginary girl.

Oh God!

You will shut your mouths
till you are married, okay?

Else, I'll kill you!

- Hi, Madhu.
- Hi, Daddy.

I'm here, Mom!

Hi, Mummy!

How are you, Madesh?
Did you enjoy the trip to America?

- How are you, son?
- How are you, Mother?

- I am perfectly all right.
- Good.

It's all thanks to them.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

- That is Mr. Rajamani.
- I am Shwetambar.

- I'll tell you.
- Let me tell him...

My name is Shwetambar.
Everything I wear is white...

...in fact, I have a clean heart
and a white bank-account, too.

All because
I can never lie to anyone.

- And you...
- We're Visu and Ramu. Hello.

Oh indeed! I'm delighted
to meet him, Mr. Rajamani.

If only I had twin daughters like you...

...I'd have got them married
to your sons and repaid your debt.

- Alas! I have only one daughter.
- Strange.

You were initially scared at
the idea of having twin daughters.

- And now you talk of marriage.
- Scared, was I? Of what?

- Juno.
- Grandma, one minute.

When his wife was pregnant...

...wasn't he going around
with sword in hand?

- Of course, sir.
- Shut up.

And you now say you'd get them both
married. This is really strange.

Well? Why did you wield the sword
when I was about to deliver?

- When did I wield a sword?
- You're absent-minded.

Weren't you tense and pacing the
hospital when she was delivering?

- That's right, Mom.
- I've told them the stories about you.

And that is what
they're asking about.

- But how about the sword, mom?
- You're a shameless man!

Won't you invite your guests in?
Go and show them their rooms.

Go on and show Visu
and Ramu their rooms... go on.

- God Almighty! Take care.
- About the sword...

Absent-minded man.

Didn't you promise the family deity
a sword when the girls were born?

That's it then. Madhumita!
Take Papa inside.

What's going on?

- I'm confused, Grandma.
- I'm going to kill you.

You said he had picked up the sword,
to kill the baby.

You now speak of the family-deity.
How's that so? Tell me.

Will you shut up?

My son doesn't know that his other
daughter, Vaishnavi, is alive.

Juno's been talking
half-baked nonsense.

What if my son really kills
Vaishnavi in some misunderstanding?

- Vaishu. - That will even
foil the marriage at hand.

Besides, no one has really
seen Vaishnavi as yet.

Your son doesn't know
where Vaishnavi is.

- How will he kill her?
- Juno. Please remain silent.

Shut up, Juno. Don't interfere
when elders are talking.

You're talking nonsense, though
grandmom says Vaishnavi is in danger.

Don't you want me to see Vaishnavi
in my life? Keep quiet.

- It's not that. Vaishnavi...
- Hush. Come along.

'A sword in hand. Death at 40.'

'The astrologer! Vaishnavi,
who studies at Kodaikanal.'

Mother! I'm never going
to see food again.

Why not, son? What do you lack?

You once told me that liars
don't get any food, didn't you?

If I now lie at your insistence...

...forget breakfast,
I won't even get a sip of coffee!

- Mocking me, are you?
- Of course.

You've been lying through your teeth!
The twins, the astrologer...

...the swords and the college
at Kodaikanal.

No. I'm not going
to get another sip of water.

Don't be crazy. Your daughter
has fallen in love with him.

It's our duty to get the girl
married to the boy of her choice.

A harmless lie like this one
is therefore, no sin.

- So how many daughters do you have?
- Just one.

- Two, I mean.
- Speak properly.

I have one, if I have one.
And two, if I really have two.

But only one of them lives now.

I mean, another must certainly
have been born... or even not born.

She must have died at birth
or even without birth.

She could even have taken birth
without my knowledge.

She could even have been
brought up elsewhere.

This means I have one daughter
and my wife has one.

It does add up to two, Mother.

Very Good. Now look,
it's okay if you can't lie.

Just continue talking nonsense
like this, till they are married.

I'll manage it somehow.

- Yes, Daughter-in-law?
- I can very well lie.

- But not when I'm fasting.
- Fasting for what?

I fast on Mondays for Shiva,
on Tuesdays for Mangal Gauri...

- Fast on Thursdays...
- Amitabh?

- No. Sai Baba.
- Oh, Sai Baba.

Fridays are for Goddess Durga,
Saturdays for Lord Balaji...

- ...and on Sundays I fast
for the Sun God. -Okay.

- On Wednesdays, she's free!
- Yes. On Wednesdays, I can lie.

But not if it is
a day of religious significance.

- Why are you fasting so much?
- For your wellbeing, of course.

Oh my Lord!

There! She cares so much for you.

But why is your wife
taking such good care of me?

- Goddess Mother...
- Should I get the garlands?

- You keep out of this.
- Shouldn't I?

For your daughter's wedding, perform
a penance that I tell you to as well.

- What penance is that?
- The oath of silence.

- Oh God!
- Didn't I say don't open your mouth?

Grandma! You're impossible!

What kind of a girl are you?
Throwing stones at me.

Why did you do all this?

And now, Vaishnavi's coming
over to see you.

You said that
to everyone rather proudly.

But who will arrive?
And where the hell from?

What a dumb question!
It's you who will arrive.

- Who? I?
- Of course. In a double role.

Oh God.

You're not playing with dolls.
This is cheating. A betrayal.

I can't do it.

Fine then.
Go and cry your heart out somewhere.

Your father will get you married
to someone else.

Love Visu,
and settle down with another man.

Won't that be betrayal or cheating?

This is actually worse.

- Why are you bothering me?
- It's not true, darling.

Now look. They want to take
a look at the other sister.

You can easily arrive like the
winds and make your way out, too!

Rather than leaving
the man you love...

...and leading a miserable life...

...you'd better put up this act
for sometime. This is no betrayal.

There she is.
It's Vaishnavi, of course.

Vaishnavi!

My word! You've really grown up,
haven't you, darling?

How are you? Do you recognise me?
I'm your grandmother, Dhanwanti!

- Grandmother? My respects.
- Bless you, dear.

- She seems like Madhu?
- Do you know him? How would you?

- This is your father.
- Hello, madam.

And that is your mother, Durga.

Why are you staring at her? She's
your younger daughter, Vaishnavi.

Younger,
because she was born second.

Or she'd have been the elder one.

Had she come third,
she'd have been the third. And so...

All said and done,
I have only one daughter.

- Father! You believed the soothsayer...
- No.

...and kept me away from you
for 20 long years.

Had I not been given
away to someone...

...what would have happened of me?

And, Mother, didn't you feel
anything for me either?

Answer her.

Don't play dumb. You're only
observing a fast of silence.

This is Mr. Rajamani, dear. He
runs an Indian restaurant in America.

Greetings.

- My respects.
- What do you think of her?

- She's like the Goddess.
- That is Juno.

- He's the chef at their restaurant.
- Nice meeting.

- Bon Appétit! Something's really fishy.
- Greetings.

- He's the fish.
- No.

The flowers in her hair
are all so fresh.

As if she had boarded
the train at the last station.

We are exposed.

Well? Don't women freshen up
at stations and wear some flowers?

It's to meet you that
she has worn those flowers.

This is my elder son, Visu.
He's studying medicine.

- Greetings.
- I'll be marrying your sister.

Really? That's wonderful.
Nice to know that, brother-in-law.

- And where is my sister?
- Yes. Where is she?

Since Vaishnavi has arrived
after 20 years...

...she is offering a thanksgiving
at the temple.

And who is this gentleman?

Who indeed! Goddess Vaishnavi,
I'm your younger brother, Madesh,

I see.

Introduce me.

This is my younger son, Ramu.
They're twins like you.

- Pleased to meet you.
- Greetings.

Indian culture.

I liked that. I liked that very much.

"Oh God, these charms."

"How can one not falter?"

"As if the whole body
is full of light."

"You are a fairy."

"Oh God, these charms.
How can one not falter?"

"Like a statue of love, an innocent
face, like a petal of flower."

"Is this your body
or a jar full of nectar?"

"In the deeply intoxicating,
deep blue eyes, there is joy."

"When the pink lips smile,
it is like a shower of pearls."

"Oh queen beauty, oh queen of
dreams, there is no one like you."

"There are thousands of beauties
in this world..."

"...but there is no one like you."

"Oh God, these charms.
How can one not falter?"

"Your face is like the moon, your
neck is like the stalk of lotus."

"Your walk is like the peacock."

"Your temperament is
restless like the deer."

"Wherever you went from,
those paths became fragrant."

"When you show your body,
every eye falters."

"On the moon,
I will take the cool winds of love."

"Then I will make a palace
with silver and gold on the moon."

"I will pluck the stars
and decorate the entire palace."

"I will lay soft clouds for you."

"I will get dew
from flowers and bathe you."

"And I will drink
from that wet beauty with my eyes."

"Oh God, these charms."

"Oh God, these charms.
How can one not falter?"

That was a superb act, Madhu!

You acted like a veteran.
You outdid her in the act.

You even asked who I was.
That was a master stroke.

- Let's shake on that.
- My foot!

Only I can understand
the tenterhooks I was on!

Don't worry.

Madhu.

There he is.
The next act begins, Madhu.

Visu's knocking at the door.

- Quickly change and go outside.
- Oh God!

What are you standing here
for? Get into the act. Quick.

Okay.

Madhu.

One moment, please. Go in.

- Hi Madhu.
- Hi Visu.

Where were you?
You didn't even come to the station.

I went to the temple.
It was terribly crowded.

And by the time I could return,
you had already departed.

Funny! You're speaking
the language of priests.

Indeed. I was conferring
with the sibling and...

Oh no.

I was talking to Vaishnavi, you see.

Some of her language
seems to have rubbed off on me.

Well, never mind. But have you
spoken to Vaishnavi about Ramu?

She has liked him, I hope.

She has just arrived, Visu.

We haven't even got over
our childhood as yet.

Once we've graduated
from school and college...

...we will certainly pursue
negotiations on matrimony.

So, please don't ask me this question
for the next four or five days.

Okay, I understand.

- Vaishnavi's waiting for me.
- Okay, All right, bye.

Bye.

Sister-in-law! I'm Ramu.

- But what could you...
- I came to meet Vaishnavi.

Vaishnavi's having a bath.
Give me a moment, okay?

Ramu wants to talk to you.
Come on out quickly.

It will take me
at least another hour, sister.

It's okay. I'll wait.

Why must you? I'll call you
the moment she steps out.

Why must I bother you?
Go on. I'll wait here.

Please leave.

A proper soup, really!

- You go out.
- Both the brothers are at it!

They've made life difficult for us!

Hello.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

- You?
- I'm Ramu, the younger brother.

What brings you here?

Since I was going to meet you
I went around shopping in America...

...and got these things for you.

Fashionable ladies product.
Hair dryer, make-up kit, lipstick.

This is used by most
of Hollywood's glamourous women.

And here's this perfume.
Everything I have is a rage.

Do you like it?

You must've taken a lot of trouble
going around shopping for me.

- No, no problem.
- May I say something, if you don't mind?

I don't really use these cosmetics.

I use local herbs for beauty-care.
That's all.

Please don't misunderstand me,
but please take away all that.

Oh, Western culture. Synthetic.

No wonder you don't like them.

It's okay.

You want to be very much Indian.

You want to use only
herbal products, okay.

Even the doctors in America
recommend herbal products.

Good. I like that.
I like that very much.

Okay, bye.

'These are toys Madhumita
played with, as a child.'

'That's the nipple of her
milk-bottle; the waistband...'

'...her school-bag,
her tiny little anklets...'

'This is what she
first had her milk from.'

Hey Visu.

Hey Visu. I landed myself
in an embarrassing position today.

What happened?

I brought loads of lipsticks
and cosmetics for Vaishnavi.

But she said
she uses only herbal products.

You're a fool!
Take her out and get to know her.

You both ought to know
each other's tastes.

Then you go for a gift.

Take her out, all on my own?
I'm scared, you know.

You were giving me
the pep talk the other day!

And you're scared
of the very same thing today!

That's love, my boy.
A sweet heartache. Enjoy.

Hello Vaishu.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Vaishu, one second.
I know your favourite colour.

- Green!
- No. It's white.

Oh God.

But I can tell you
your lucky number.

- Seven.
- It's two.

- Later, perhaps...
- One minute, Vaishu.

I could tell
who your favourite actor is.

- It's Nana Patekar.
- No. It's Shah Rukh Khan.

What do you make out of all this?

You have many
a wrong impressions about me.

Correct. That's because
I know nothing about you!

So?

The two of us will dine at
the Park Sheraton tonight.

- And we'll be friends after that, okay?
- Grandma!

Grandma!

Keep quiet.

Who is that? Wait.
I'm coming with my stick.

I'll smash his skull with this.

So it's you. What is it, Ramu?

Nothing much, Grandma.

She got scared when I asked her
to come out with me.

I see. Vaishu, go in, my dear.

She's not an American to quickly
agree to go out on a date.

She was brought up in
a conservative Brahmin household.

In fact, she was planning
on going to the temple today.

So how can she go with you?
Not a chance.

- The temple, is it?
- Yes.

- Very homely.
- Too much.

I like it very much.

- Hello, Grandma. -Wow! Where are
you going in that attire, son?

- I'm going to the temple.
- Good idea. Go ahead.

- Could you call Vaishu please?
- What for?

Didn't you say Vaishu's going
to the temple this evening?

I'll take her to the temple
and bring her back safely.

- I've had it.
- Please call Vaishu, Grandma.

My God! She can't go with you.

- Why not?
- How can I tell you?

- Why not?
- She can't, for a couple of days.

- I hope you understand.
- But why not?

Why are you repeating "why not"?

It has to do with womenfolk...
Try to understand!

- Women's problem.
- That's right, son.

I understand.

Well, never mind. We can
go out after a couple of days.

I'll leave now, Grandma.

A narrow escape!

Yes, just a minute.

Hello. I'm Ramu.

What is it?

- Grandma has told me that you're
suffering from women's problem. -What?

- That three days problem.
- Three days prob...

...My God! What must I do?

I know women don't like to discuss
this subject. But I'm a doctor.

I know the problems women face
during this period.

So I've got you some very
effective pills. Here you are.

I know why you're hesitating.
You're against modern medicine.

So I've got some natural cure, too.

Fenugreek seeds.
Swallow a handful with hot water...

...your pain will vanish
in a few minutes! Take it.

Okay. Good night.

Take care.

Grandma!

- What's this, Mr. Shwetambar?
- It's rice.

Not this. Your daughter has
returned after 20 years...

...but there's no trace
of happiness on your face.

What?

- Is something the matter?
- It could be and could not.

If there is,
it can't make me laugh...

...nor the absence of
it can compel laughter.

Running away isn't possible
nor will running away solve it.

The fact that something is
the matter is the biggest matter!

For use of the word "matter",
may you be known as the poet!

Let me ask his wife.
What's the problem?

I can't speak.
I'm observing the oath of silence.

- But she just spoke.
- It's her first day of the silence fast.

- She still doesn't know the rules.
- Yes.

Go ahead and eat, dear.
And what can the matter be?

Won't a daughter's wedding
pose some worries for her parents?

- You're right.
- And you, laugh, you idiot!

Mr. White, keep quiet.

- Stop.
- We're all laughing.

Why isn't she joining us?

Go on, dear, laugh!

She laughs like a villain
from the movies!

She always laughs like that.

Why isn't Vaishnavi around?

- She's not keeping well.
- She'll be here soon.

- What's wrong with her?
- Hush, Papa!

It's a problem women face.
Can't you keep quiet?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Try this vegetable kofta,
Mr. Rajamani. Have some...

Grandma, could I have some, please?

- Wait for a while.
- Of course. As if I'd forget you.

What's that, Madhu?
You're eating from my plate.

It's Indian tradition for the wife...

...to eat from her husband's plate.

This bears testimony to our love.

It is a sign of love.

- What will you have, Juno?
- One more.

One more of what?

Here's Vaishnavi now
that Madhumita's gone.

- Sit next to Ramu.
- Sit down there, dear.

Your father-in-law asks you to!

- Will you eat quietly, Shwetambar?
- Okay mother.

This is very spicy.

Eat well, dear.

- Don't feel shy. I'll back soon.
- Madhesh, can you pass the pickle.

I am asking you pickle
and you are giving me water.

How's the stomach ache now?

It's okay now.

What are you staring at?
That's the Indian tradition.

It's a tradition for wives to eat
from their husband's plates.

It's proof of our love.

It is a sign of love.

What's wrong?

What have you done?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
A little extra force, you know.

- What's happened?
- I've spilt salt.

Naturally. That's what happens
when you eat in haste.

But don't worry.
I'll get you another plate.

- Why isn't Vaishnavi around, Madhu?
- She's resting.

Strange. The two of you disappear
in turns.

I wish to see you both together.
I wonder why that's not happening.

Is that all, sir?
I'll go and fetch Vaishnavi.

Where to, Juno?
She's resting in her room.

You don't plan to disturb her, do you?

What's wrong if your father
wants to see them both together?

Juno!

There's nothing wrong,
Juno. But what's the hurry?

Vaishu and Madhu will together sing
for you this evening.

Not just sing,
they'll also dance together! Okay.

Very good.

That's the real-time animation
computer I've bought in America.

Okay.

I've already fed Vaishnavi's picture
into its memory.

This chord will relay my action
to the computer.

Whatever I do...

...will be reproduced by Vaishnavi's
computerised image.

I will present this computerized
image on the stage. Okay.

Don't worry, be happy!

"My heart says, my love."

"There is someone,
but there is no one."

"There is someone,
but there is no one."

"You are the body, I am the shadow."

"If you're not there, neither am I."

"If you're not there, neither am I."

"When bangles clink,
they sound as 'khan, khan'."

"When anklets sing,
they sound as 'chchan', 'chchan'."

"When 'khan, khan' isn't there,
'chchan', 'chchan' isn't there too."

"The meaning is entirely different."

"I exist till you are there."

"Accept what's true."

"The morning star is visible
in the evening too."

"We're two pairs of eyes,
but the scene is one."

"Our hearts are two
but the feeling of love is one."

"My heart says, my love, there
is someone, but there is no one."

"There is someone,
but there is no one."

"Listen this is an old story,
a king swan..."

"...and a queen swan are
walking on this earth."

"When one cries,
the other cries too..."

"...even when they're being scorched
in the oven of love."

"We're two bodies but one life."

"We're two dreams but one wish."

"How do we love each other so much?"

"We're perplexed ourselves."

"My heart says, my love."

"My heart says, my love, there
is someone, but there is no one."

"There is someone,
but there is no one."

"You are the body, I am the shadow,"

"If you're not there, neither am I."

"If you're not there, neither am I."

Brother...

Brother Rajamani...

Parasmani! Come in.

What have you done to yourself?
It hurts me to see you like this.

Never mind about me. Tell me
about yourself. Are you All right?

It's after ages that
I've been given back my joys.

Hasn't your wife come with you?

That...

No, she didn't come.
She's still the same.

In fact, she's worse than she was.

Call your sons here.
I'm eager to see them.

Visu. Ramu.

Vishwanath, Ram Mohan.

- This is your uncle.
- Oh, my God.

Please bless us, Uncle.

May you be happy.

We hereby announce
the wedding of Visu...

...son of Rajamani
and Manjari of Rameshwaram...

...with Madhumita, daughter of
Shwetambar and Durga of Madras.

We also announce
the wedding of Vaishnavi...

...daughter of Shwetambar
and Durga of Madras with Ramu.

Madhumita and Vishwanath
shall be married next month...

...and Vaishnavi and Ramu
shall be married the month after...

Hold it.

Why are you having
two different wedding dates?

We must have both the weddings on
the same day and at the same alter.

No, sir! No way!

If both the weddings
are held together...

...it's traditionally proved
that only one of them succeeds.

To the best of my knowledge, such
weddings have not been auspicious.

If one didn't bear any children,
the other husband went insane.

Were the weddings
you witnessed of twin couples?

- No.
- So why must we worry?

I was deprived of marital bliss,
because we married separately.

Neither did my brother lead
a happy married life.

My sons must therefore be married
together at the same alter.

- We're stuck.
- I will not change my decision.

Go ahead and change the programme,
priest.

I am very happy...

Here you are. We have performed
the engagement ceremony.

- May everything go off well.
- Congratulations.

My wife and I wish to go to Tirupati
to wash away our sins.

- Pardon me? Your sins?
- Not at all!

Remember... he has kept his daughter
away for so long.

That's the sin he talks of.

- I see.
- So that is the matter.

- Could be and could not be, too.
- That's the thing.

If it is indeed true,
is the Lord going to punish us?

If it were not true,
will the Lord not bless us?

Shut up! I wish I had undertaken
the oath of silence!

Goodness me!

Hey!

What is your name?

Rajamani? Is that your name?
Or is it your father's?

It's my brother's.

All right. How much do you owe them?

I've earned millions.
Why didn't you tell me?

Money can't set this right.

My wife hasn't forgotten
anything of the past.

She flares up at the mere mention
of your name.

The frustration of not bearing
a child has driven her crazy.

She snaps at me
for every little thing.

I considered death better than
putting up with this torture.

And then I
received your letter.

So I wanted to see you
and the kids before I died.

Now that I had even seen
their wives, I lay down to die.

But my cursed life!

It's not worth living
and I don't even die.

- Parasmani!
- I'm like the stray dog.

I'm good for
nothing, Brother. I'm a useless man.

So long as I live,
I will not let you die.

Who do I have,
but you and your wife?

My sons will be married
only when the two of you...

...attend the wedding!

I'll take your place as Parasmani
in the village for some days.

I'll somehow convince your wife
and bring her to the wedding.

Till then, you must play Rajamani
and handle things here. Okay?

You are an angel, Brother.

Whatever you do will be right.

Asking me for the money!
Are you, punk?!

You dealt with my husband!
Don't you dare talk to me!

- Take all her stuff!
- Back off.

I will kill you. This is
stuff my mother gave me as dowry!

Take away only those things
that are in the business!

My husband! He won't get a penny!
He ran away for fear of creditors!

This is not enough.
Bring everything else from inside.

Keep that door carefully.

- Wait, Sundari.
- What for? They've taken everything away.

I'm not going to rot here.
I'm going to my mother's place.

When you're capable of earning
and feeding me, just let me know.

If you must live of ill-gotten stuff
you can fall at my father's feet.

He can look after
another pauper like you!

Get that? Let's go.

Mr. Parasmani,
you've won the lottery!

Wait. Halt there!

You've won Rs.2.5 million!

- It's true!
- He's a millionaire now!

Three cheers for him!

God Almighty!

Back off. Let him get some breeze!

Run along, guys.
Go and get him something to drink.

She was leaving him. And now that
he has money, she's clinging to him.

I cling to my husband
to infuse some spirit into him!

Doesn't your wife fight with you?
Just shut up and get lost!

Well, it's because I scolded you
that good times are upon us.

Give me that ticket.
I'll go and fetch the money.

If you go there, they'll get
rid of you with just Rs.2500.

If I have the money,
I'll take good care of the family.

You will get your pocket-money.
Now give me the ticket.

Because I didn't want
anyone to cheat me...

...I got my name written
on the ticket.

So they will pay
the money only to me.

Oh God! But I'm your wife.
Won't they pay me too?

What a waste!

Sir!

'Pretend to read this book,
if you're caught in a bad situation.'

Sir.

What do you find
in this encyclopedia of cooking?

- I've come to thank you.
- What for?

People with lots of black money...

...often buy the tickets
with their ill-gotten wealth.

But you bought the ticket
for the welfare of your family.

Parasmani's changed
the face of the hotel...

- ...after winning the lottery.
- He is a wise man now.

Do come in.
Look after them, Ramaswamy.

I'm pretty weak at calculations,
my friend.

I have entrusted this task to you
because you're an educated man.

Do look after it well. I take
responsibility for your welfare.

Would you have an engagement ring
of this design?

Sorry, we've run out of stock.
But you can place an order.

All right.

- Your name, sir?
- Ram Mohan.

- Grandma!
- What is it?

- Ramu's bothering me, Grandma!
- What has he been doing?

He's got an engagement ring made.
He insists that I wear it.

I don't want to be Vaishnavi
for yet another minute now.

Don't you want to be Vaishnavi...

Very well. You don't have to be
Vaishnavi at all.

Leave tonight, under the pretext
of attending your examinations.

- Go on, darling.
- Is Vaishnavi out, too?

- What do we do now?
- There are only two ways.

Go on.

The first is to hire
another girl to play the part.

The other is to change
the mind of the one...

...who insists that his sons
marry only twin sisters.

- How's that possible?
- I'll book a room in Pondicherry...

...and have a brain storming session
with my friends.

Do not worry about me.

I will arrive at the right moment...

...have Madhu married
and stun everyone.

Look, Parasmani,
you now have every comfort.

God has given you good times again.
But what's the use?

By not giving you support
in your old age...

...by not giving you a child,
the Lord has indeed been unjust.

Just marry this girl. She'll
bear you half a dozen children.

No one in our family has
married a second time.

My brother hasn't married
a second time either.

But your brother already
has two sons.

'But you have no one
to light your funeral pyre.'

But I could be responsible
for this state of affairs, too.

Not at all! The men in your
family have all been fertile.

Doesn't your brother have sons?
So the fault does not lie with you.

Your wife deprived your sister-in-law
of soda and killed her.

It's because of that sin that
she will never bear children.

She's sick and haggard, listening
to the jibes of the villagers.

'There is no hope of her
bearing you an heir at this age.'

'She can never
make good this lack.'

Which human being does not
lack something or the other?

I can't cook.
I can't even keep proper accounts.

When she bears all that silently,
why must I probe her deficiency?

Let me tell you, I'm not bothered
even if I have no children.

But I will not do this injustice
to Sundari.

So please go away.

Come along, Vaishu.
This is the compartment.

The juice, drinking water...
I've packed it all.

Just one second, I'll be back.

I've got you some magazines
for you to read.

I dodged everyone, so I could have
a heart-to-heart talk with you.

But you don't say a word.

You're always so silent.
But I like that, too.

There's music even in your silence!

I like it. I like it very much.

Whenever I look at you,
I'm reminded of sister-in-law.

She's just like you.

She was madly in love
with my brother, but...

...but, she boarded the plane, without
uttering a word about it to him.

But fate has brought them together.

Should you too leave
without saying anything to me...

...I'll die out of the grief.

Do you at least approve of me?

It's true that your sister
and my brother love each other.

But I hope this aspect of being
twins and marrying together...

...is not something
you're worried about?

I hope it's not that.

You approve of me then, don't you?

Silence is a sign of consent.

But it is not enough for me.

Please... Will you tell
me as much, at least once?

The train has got the signal
and is moving ahead.

But our love just doesn't take off!

Just say it once that
you love me... please!

Just once.

Just once.

Vaishu.

- Vaishu.
- What?

I don't want to return
without an answer.

May I accompany you to Kodaikanal?

Please get off the train!

I'll write letter
and tell you how I feel.

Please get off the train.

I understand! You can't bring
yourself about to say it!

So you will write to me!

That's enough for me.

Take care. I'll leave now.

Oh Lord!

No need to write a lengthy letter!
Just write, "I love you"!

Okay. Bye Vaishu.

Here I am, Madhu.

- I want to kill myself.
- Whatever for?

Who's Ramu? He's none other
than my brother-in-law, Grandma.

And a brother-in-law is
considered to be a son!

And that poor chap is going crazy
living on hopes of false love!

What happens to him when he gets
to know the truth about Vaishnavi?

If he does something to himself...

...how will I ever face Visu again?

I've had enough!

Rather than betray those people
and marry that boy...

...I'd rather tell them the truth
and beg for their forgiveness.

Should there be anything
worthwhile in our love...

...we will still unite.

Don't be silly
and put the cart before the horse!

Why tell him the truth?
Your role as Vaishnavi is over.

You don't have to cheat Ramu.

The wedding is around the corner. The
moment you wear the nuptial necklace...

...I will beg at Ramu's feet
and beg for his forgiveness.

I will tell him that it was I
who lied for the two of you.

I'm prepared to beg
for forgiveness from everyone.

Will your apology bring
the corpses back to life?

I can't do this anymore.

Okay. Go and tell them.
I'll kill myself under this train.

Sure. Do that. I won't live
after I've spoken the truth either.

Listen, my little girl... Wait!

Madhu.

Madhu.

Juno! This is Madesh's room, isn't it?

So what?

Why are you messing
around with these things?

This is a superb computer!

When Vaishnavi and Madhu were
dancing together the other day...

...Madesh had attached these chords
to the computer...

...and was dancing away to glory!

I too want to dance.
But I don't know where the switch is.

Why don't you do something?

Why are you messing
with Madesh's things?

First go and keep everything
in its place. Okay?

I'll make one last try.

You're going to get
into trouble today.

Look at this.
Vaishu's doing just what I am doing.

You've nothing better to do.

Let's see you sway your hips, Madhu.

- I've had enough, Madesh!
- Give me one last pose!

Visu.

Your anger is justified. But I've
come to explain why it happened.

You've done enough!

Visu!

What will you tell me?

Pretend to speak the truth,
now that you've been exposed?

How long will I
put up with this farce?

For God's sake! Please hear me out!

Just shut up.
Did I ever deceive you?

I have loved you
more than my own life.

Is this why you have done
this to me?

For God's sake, Visu,
please let me speak!

I'm mad for having
loved you so much.

But what had my brother done?
What mistake did he make?

You've called him
over from America...

...giving him hopes of marriage...

...and have driven him crazy.
Why did you do it?

You cheats!

Don't lose your temper on her.
Please listen to me, son.

It's not Madhu's fault at all.

Only to have you married,
I lied that she has a twin sister.

It was I who compelled Madhu
to play Vaishnavi.

Curse me, if you wish.
Punish me as you will, but...

Oh, shut up.
What kind of a woman are you?

The sight of you makes me sick.

You open your mouth only to lie.

I sympathised with you and helped
you in America because you were ill.

But you have given our family
a humiliating blow.

Please. No one in my family
ever wanted to cheat anyone.

- Believe me. For God's sake...
- You?

You have falsely sworn
even on the sacred fire.

How can you even expect me
to believe you?

- I just...
- Don't you utter a word.

Madhu!

Mr. Rajamani! Visu is a kid.
He has lost his temper.

You said you'd get your sons
married only to twin sisters.

And I didn't want their wedding
to be stalled.

So I was wondering what
I could do to get them married...

...and I thought of the lie.
I admit I have lied.

I have blundered
by fooling everyone.

But I will beg at your feet
for your forgiveness.

For God's sake,
please get them married.

Move away, Papa.

She'll pretend to beg
and throw you off balance.

Don't believe her. She's a liar.
All this is a farce.

She's a criminal
and this is a family of cheats.

Let's go away from here, Papa.
Come on.

Son.

Visu.

Ramu.

Ramu...

Visu.

Visu.

Visu!

Visu!

Rajamani. Madhu!

My God!

Ramu!

I've been seeing you
since you were a kid.

But you were never sad, dear.

Have something to eat.

Your grandma will kill me,
if you don't eat. Help yourself.

I'm not hungry, Joseph.

Know what? It'll take two days
for us to hit the shores.

Do you want me to head back
for the shores right now?

It doesn't matter. I've given up.

I don't want to meet anyone anymore.

I have a question,
if you don't mind.

Have you failed in love?

That's inevitable,
if you have fallen in love.

"She set fire to the
garden of happiness."

"She said that the fire will be
extinguished with tears."

"She spread thorns on the way..."

"...she made the sighs poisonous."

"Oh life,
don't give me anymore sorrow."

"Take my eyesight away too."

"Oh life,
don't give me anymore sorrow."

"Take my eyesight away too."

"Even the real things have
tuned out to be false."

"Now there are no wishes."

"Good bye now, good bye."

Ramu.

- Quickly!
- Ramu.

Get the boats sailing. Quick!

- Ramu!
- Push! Push!

Push it!

No, I won't let you go!
These are deep waters.

- There has been a ship-wreck!

- Come along. Listen to me.
- Ramu!

Visu! You wait at the shores.
We'll handle this. Let's go!

Ramu.

Hurry up!

- Stay here. I'll go and take a look.
- Ramu.

Ramu.

Ramu.

Ramu.

Ramu.

Ramu.

You almost killed me.

Did the idea of me committing
suicide scare you?

I'm past that stage now.

Why are you saying such things?

The sight of you has
begun to scare me.

I want my Ramu back.

Let's leave this city.
Let's return to America.

You're lying. How can you return
to America with your beloved here?

You're talking about Madhumita.
Darn her.

Don't even utter the cheat's name.

She's a two-timing liar.

I've buried her with my desires.

She's dead,
as far as I am concerned.

Is that why you preserved
all her effects all over again?

Yes. I was a crazy guy.
I fell in love with her.

But you did nothing. She deceived
you too. I can't take that.

She deceived me only because of you.

They played this game, only
because she wanted to marry you.

I was fooled, because
I took their dramatics to be true.

But now I know the truth.

People go to the movies,
cry and laugh...

...but they return to their world
once the movie is over.

In the same vein,
I have forgotten the past.

You're pretending to be
unaffected by the grief...

...only for my sake.

Who is she, after all?
My sister-in-law, isn't she?

The moment I realised that,
I held nothing against her.

I'm not hurt anymore.

But the poor girl has been subjected
to much more than I have.

To preserve the sanctity
of our relationship...

...and to keep a crazy lover
like me at arm's length...

...what must she have been through?

That is no deception or fraud.

If anything, it's a measure
of her love for you.

She is a gem of a woman.

I take it upon myself
to have you both married. Okay.

Papa.

Why don't you talk to us, Papa?

You're always immersed in the book
when we want to talk to you.

I still stand by my decision.

Why must you be stubborn
on having twin sisters for us?

If Visu marries anyone
except that girl...

...he'll be a miserable man.

If he is not happy,
I can't be happy too.

And when we're both miserable,
you won't be happy either.

Do you want to sacrifice our joys
for your misplaced ideals?

Answer me, Papa. Speak up.

We will decide this after my younger
brother arrives from the village.

It's you who must decide this issue
of your sons' wedding!

Why drag your brother into this?

It's because of your brother
that we have these problems.

If your brother were a wise man, we
wouldn't have landed in this mess,

Had his wife been a good woman,
our family wouldn't have broken up,

Your brother and his wife
are not good folks.

Why must you ruin our lives
for them?

Stop it... that's enough.

Visu...

...I will get you married
to Madhumita as per your wishes.

Yes.

But not on the date
that they have now decided.

Let's have it at
the earliest possible.

Why's that, Papa?

They must be married,
before I change my mind.

Thank's Papa.

Madhu.

I am sorry, Madhu.

Please hear me out.

What's wrong?

Madhu please!

They're patching up.
Let's go.

Listen to me, will you?

Why must I? Did you listen
to me, the other day?

I had begged in the same manner.

I implored you in the name of God
to listen to me.

But you were deaf then.
The Prince, aren't you?

Frauds and cheats,
what didn't you call us?

And you're here to explain now.
Oh, get lost.

That was a mistake, Madhu.

I'm exactly in the same position
as you were in that day.

Won't you forgive me
and accept me back?

Madhu, please.

"How do the flowers
get their fragrance?"

"Where does the butterfly
get its colours from?"

"How does the flute turn
wind into music?"

"Where has the nightingale
learnt its songs from?"

"These are all unusual things,
but there is one more wonder."

"From the earth, the sky,
the mountains and the seas..."

"...we have heard that
love is wonderful."

"The restlessness that is felt..."

"...between two hearts
at first sight, is a wonder."

"That the flowers have
fragrance is a wonder."

"That the butterfly has
got colours is a wonder."

"The music of the
flute is a wonder."

"The song which the nightingale
sings is a wonder."

"This too is awestruck that
there is such a wonder."

"There is no fragrance
in the branch..."

"...there is fragrance in the bud,
this too is wonder."

"The cloud rises from the sea..."

"...and showers sweet water,
this too is a wonder."

"When you see a
firefly in a forest..."

"...think where it has
got its light from."

"How is there life in the body?
How is there a desire in the heart?"

"This, too, is a wonder."

"From the earth, the sky,
the mountains and the seas..."

"...we have heard
that love is wonderful."

"The restlessness that is
felt between two hearts..."

"...at first sight is a wonder."

"That the flowers have
fragrance is a wonder."

"That the butterfly has
got colours is a wonder."

"The music of the
flute is a wonder."

"The song which the nightingale
sings is a wonder."

"This, too, is awestruck
that there is such a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"A wonder, a wonder."

"It is said there
are seven wonders..."

"...but people have forgotten
there is one more wonder."

"Your silky, sandalwood-like
fragrant body is a wonder too."

"These mirrors of your eyes, these
wet lips, your beauty is a wonder."

"The warmth of your arms
is a wonder."

"Your soft words are a wonder..."

"Your body like a garden is wonder."

"From the earth, the sky,
the mountains and the seas..."

"...we have heard that
love is wonderful."

"The restlessness that is
felt between two hearts..."

"...at first sight is a wonder."

"That the flowers have
fragrance is a wonder."

"That the butterfly has
colours is a wonder."

"The music of the
flute is a wonder."

"The song which the nightingale
sings is a wonder."

"This, too, is awestruck that
there is such a wonder."

Do you know something, Sundari?
My brother's here in India.

I even went to meet him,
without telling you.

My God! You tell me the good news
after all these days!

His sons are getting
married in Madras.

He didn't come to invite us,
because he feared your temper.

I'm dying to meet our relatives.
Why should he have feared me?

You have rid me of my worries
of many years, Sundari.

- But tell me...
- Parasmani, you have a guest from Madras.

Hi, lovebirds no.2.

- Welcome, Madesh.
- Who is he?

- He's the brides' younger brother.
- I see.

- Hello.
- Why has he come here?

You must have won a lottery
and turned millionaires.

But your arch-enemy,
Rajamani is a billionaire!

Too bad. I don't like it.

You must open a Nehru Restaurant...

...opposite his Gandhi Restaurant
in America.

You must also be billionaires.
That is what brings me here.

You must do as I say.
I will arrange everything!

- But, we can't.
- Limit yourself to snacks, old man.

This man's brother has no sense!

By insisting that his sons
will marry only twin sisters...

...he has landed us in a dilemma.

And that is where all
the trouble began from.

My sister has no twin.

But speaking the truth
will not make Rajamani relent.

And Visu will not marry,
till his father says so.

I have a solution for that.

We could very well
impersonate the man.

Your husband, this chap,
will go there as Rajamani.

If he consents,
Visu will immediately agree.

- And how about Rajamani?
- We'll knock him out cold.

We'll lock him in a room and
release him after the marriage.

You scoundrel! You're suggesting
ways to ruin our brother's family.

Leave me.

- Giving us ideas?
- Aunt!

Sundari!
- Giving us ideas?

- Sundari, wait.
- Giving ideas, you scoundrel!

Let me talk to her.
She's very angry.

- Go on.
- He badmouths our brother.

- I could smash his face.
- Don't be silly.

He'll do something worse,
if we drive him away.

So let's agree to whatever he says...

...and hand him over to my
brother. My brother will deal with him.

What?

Madesh! Where were you?

How could you disappear
with a wedding in your family?

Your folks are looking for you.

- A wedding in my family?
- A wedding.

Who's getting married?

Don't pretend. It's your
sister's wedding, of course.

It's at the wedding hall.
The ceremony begins at 10.15am.

- And who's the bridegroom?
- Why ask me everything?

It's the elder twin.

Welcome.

Welcome! I was worried,
when you didn't turn up.

- Welcome.
- Who's that? Must be your wife. Welcome.

And where were you?
You look terrible.

Go in and change.

- Take her inside.
- Please come in.

- Where's my brother?
- He was around just now.

Please come.

- Hey.
- Brother.

What's going on here?

Whose permission are
they marrying with?

- It was I who told them...
- Hey!

Go and change first.

She looks beautiful.

Ramu! Stop pulling my leg.

Stop, brother. Don't do it.

- Get down from there, Visu!
- Papa.

- Get up, I say.
- What are you doing, Rajamani?

Why are you asking Visu to get up?

Have we erred somewhere?
Or haven't we properly welcomed you?

Now listen. I had made it
very clear to you...

...that my sons would
marry only twin sisters.

But your daughter is not a twin.

You can't fool me
and get them married.

Visu, come down.

What's wrong, Rajamani?

Why are you letting
all that anger get you?

Please don't say that.

The wedding's taking place
with your consent.

Who consented to the wedding?
Tell me.

Don't ever try to make me a fool.
Understand?

What's gotten into you, Papa?
Why are you getting so angry?

You said we must get married
before you changed your mind.

The wedding was hastened
only at your own insistence.

At my...?

There. Your son says that you
had consented for the wedding.

And why are you
changing your mind now?

Yes.

I consented then, okay. But this
wedding will not be solemnised.

What nonsense is this?

You agree and refuse.
Do you take it for a joke?

- I could knock your teeth out!
- Maybe unknowingly...

Didn't you lie to me
and humiliate me?

Haven't all of you fooled my sons?

Do you know how much it has hurt us?

You ought to be hurt, too.
You ought to suffer as we have.

This is precisely why
I pretended to give my consent!

You must realise that!
Get down, I say!

No, Visu! Stay put there!

Go on, Visu.
This wedding cannot take place.

We must pay for the mistake
we have made.

It's all over.

Madhu.

- Sister-in-law. Wait. Please.
- Madhu!

Sister-in-law. Please.

What is this madness
about twin girls, Dad?

You want twin girls,
because you have two sons, isn't it?

But you don't have two sons anymore.
You have just one.

- I'll go and kill myself.
- Why must you kill yourself?

Who is he to stop the wedding?

This man has publicly humiliated
a family, after giving them hopes.

He cannot be our father.

This man must be an impostor.
A fraud...

- ...a cheat, a double-crosser.
- Shut up.

Whom are you calling those names?

To save my family...

...do you know what predicament
your father is caught in?

Shut up. Don't be hasty, Parasmani.

Calm down.

No! It wasn't brother
who consented to the marriage.

You can even kill me
if you wish, Brother.

You are bearing this insult...

...only to save my family
from breaking up.

No matter what happens
to my family...

...your sons mustn't be
separated from you.

- So I must tell them the truth.
- Hey!

My brother did not consent
to the wedding.

I was the one
who agreed to the wedding.

Shut up.

My brother wasn't
even here till yesterday.

Hey!

It was I in his place
who agreed to the wedding.

You came to Rameshwaram
posing as my husband, did you?

You're no human-being. I hate you.

I've lived with
you without knowing...

...whether you're my husband
or his brother. What a shame!

I have always threatened
to break our relationship.

But after this betrayal, I'd
rather remain without a husband...

...and lead the life of a widow.

Please, Sundari. That's enough.

Why cast me in hell by threatening
to break the relationship?

What harm have I done to you?

All I did was for the
welfare of your family.

Why must you always insist
on breaking your marriage?

Aren't you also being insistent...

...by saying that your sons
will marry only twin sisters?

You can put on an act to make
your brother's wife mend her ways.

But the girl can't do the same
to get married to her beloved.

It's okay for you to lie
for your brother's welfare.

But the old lady can't lie
for her granddaughter's wellbeing?

You have one set of rules
for them and another for yourself?

If you meant well in whatever
you did, so did they.

If you are right, so are they.

And if they have erred,
you have certainly erred, too!

If you consent to let them marry...

...my husband and I will stay
here and bless the couple.

But if you don't agree, I'll leave
after breaking this relationship.

Till such time as our children
fall in love, Mr. Rajamani...

...we are free to make decisions for them.

Once they fall in love,
they are their own bosses.

It is not fair to impose
one's ideals on one's children.

And what is life? It's a compromise.

Look at them.
Haven't they really made up?

For our children's sake then,
it's no mistake to compromise.

Wish you a happy married life.

Thank you.