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♪
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Previously on Star Trek:
Strange New Worlds...
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CHAPEL: Uhura,
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you have a textbook case
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of overwork and exhaustion.
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You haven't been sleeping.
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It's been busy... Here.
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YMALAY: You protected
the timeline.
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KIRK: This is a fork in
the road. Your future
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and mine, diverging.
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LA'AN: Starfleet
has regulations
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for situations like this.
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PIKE: You're pirates.
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It's an Orion specialty.
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CHAPEL: Spock is my friend.
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I have to tell you...
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CHAPEL: It's complicated.
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UHURA: Then make it simple.
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CHAPEL: I wish we
had more connection.
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BOIMLER: Ensign's
log, stardate 58460.1.
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The Cerritos has just entered
the orbit of Krulmuth-B.
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Home of the Krulmuth-B portal,
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one of my all-time
favorite portals.
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We're taking routine portal
readings and making sure
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the portal area is free
of any portal problems.
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Stop. How are you so excited
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for some random portal
nobody's ever heard of?
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History buffs have.
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It was discovered
by Captain Pike
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and the original crew
of the Enterprise.
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I-I mean, the second Enterprise,
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- but technically...
- Uh, yeah. Okay,
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it's gonna be like
every other portal,
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and we're just running scans.
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Because it might do something.
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Which it hasn't. In 120 years.
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Yeah, it's due.
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Can you imagine what
it must have been like
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to be with Those Old Scientists?
I mean, this is as close
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as we'll get to
Spock or Numero Una.
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Don't call her that.
No one called her that.
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Come on, we're gonna be standing
in the same spot as Uhura.
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That doesn't get you
a little excited?
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Yeah, Uhura was cool as
hell. Probably because
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she had a life outside of
work. You should try it.
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Okey dokey, who's pumped to
scan some teleron radiation?
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Ugh, you're excited
about this, too?
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Guys, a broken portal
is just a tunnel.
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I love scanning new
things for my collection.
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Radiation's a super
useful form of energy.
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BOTH: Ha-ha! Science!
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Oh, the bar to excite you
guys could not be lower.
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- Pretty great, huh?
- All right, let's just
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get going. I can... I'll
brief you on the way.
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Wait, you're in charge?
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Yep. Job of a lifetime.
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But you think
portals are boring.
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Why would they choose you?
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Probably 'cause
Ransom knew it would
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bum me out. Come
on, sooner we leave,
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sooner you get in your
all-important portal time.
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[gasps] Do you think
there'll be tachyons?
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I can't wait to measure
some freaking tachyons!
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[grumbles]
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♪
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Okay, the ancient
inactive thingy
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is right over there.
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Let's go make sure it's
still not doing anything.
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Hey, did you know
that this portal
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was actually
discovered by Orions?
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Oh, ho, ho, Tendi,
Tendi, Tendi, Tendi.
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The Enterprise
actually found it.
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Ooh, ah, no, an Orion
science vessel did.
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My great-grandmother was on it.
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But, I mean, were
any Orions even
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doing science stuff back then?
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They weren't all
pirates, you know.
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Somebody had to
make the starships.
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Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't
meant to suggest that...
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[sighs] Look,
all I'm saying is
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wouldn't that be a
historically-appropriate career
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for an Orion to have back then?
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Some Orions might surprise you.
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All right, Boims, I know
what Starfleet tells us
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and I know you know
everything about everything,
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but let's maybe listen
to Tendi on this one.
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Hey, guys. You're not
gonna believe this,
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but I'm picking up
traces of horonium.
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[gasps] Horonium hasn't
been recorded for centuries!
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Oh, I can't wait to show
the guys back in Engineering
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this scan. Billups
is gonna flip!
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You know, Starfleet
used horonium
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in the original NX class.
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It's lightweight, it's durable,
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and it's just the
right shade of gray.
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Yes, yes. We were all
there for that fun time
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at the Starship History Museum.
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Ah, I bet Spock
stood right here.
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"Mr. Boimler, hand
me that scanner."
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- [laughs] That's great!
- [snickers] Is that your Spock?
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Yeah, I've been working on it.
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Old scientists. Old starships.
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You know we're here,
like, right now.
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Maybe live in the moment?
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I know, but... [sighs]
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sometimes I wish I could
have lived back then.
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Yeah, no, thanks.
I mean, right now
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when I disappoint
people, it's no big deal.
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But back in the past, I'd
be disappointing Uhura.
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Disappointing Uhura
would be cool!
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I wish I could disappoint Uhura.
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No, it wouldn't. What
are you talking about?
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Oh, I got to get
a picture of this.
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Hey Boimler, this way.
Give me a Spock pose.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay. [clears throat]
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Live long and prosper.
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Uh, guys?
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The ancient thing
is doing a thing.
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Aah! Aah! Help! The portal's
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- trying to portal me!
- Stop lurching towards it!
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[-screaming]
- Boimler!
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Remember me!
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Boimler?
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Aah!
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[gasping]
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What...
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Uh...
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You guys look...
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very realistic.
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What is...
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Number One to Enterprise.
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We might have a problem.
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PIKE: Space.
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The final frontier.
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These are the voyages of
the starship Enterprise.
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Its five-year mission:
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to explore strange new worlds..
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To seek out new life
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and new civilizations,
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to boldly go where no
one has gone before.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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PIKE: Captain's log,
stardate 2291.6.
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En route to deliver a
crucial shipment of grain
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to a colony on Setlik II,
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we encountered
something more pressing:
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a time traveler.
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UNA: Mr. Spock ran an
analysis of his delta.
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It's not just a badge.
It's also a communicator.
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- You just press right here.
- [chirps]
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But flipping it
open's the best part.
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I like ours better, too.
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[door whooshes open]
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Hi. I'm Captain...
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- Captain Christopher Pike.
- That's me.
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Uh, computer, end program?
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Never mind. Sorry.
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The portal.
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Oh, my God, so, the...
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That means I'm-I'm... Hello.
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That means I'm
really on the, uh...
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- the, uh...
- The USS Enterprise.
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[giggles] Um,
and... Okay, so...
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what's the stardate, then?
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2291.6.
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Ah.
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Yes. Five digits.
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Totally normal date
to be living in.
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We already know you're
from the future,
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so no need to do
what... whatever it was
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- you were trying to do.
- Okay, thank God.
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Because I'm seriously
freaking out right now.
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I mean, I can't
believe that I'm here.
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Exactly how far in the future
do you hail from, Ensign?
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Maybe 120 years, give or take?
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Well, you don't
look a day over 100.
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[laughs]
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Wha... Funny captain?
What's happening?
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UNA: You should
hold on to this.
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Don't want you accidentally
affecting the timeline
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before we get the
chance to send you...
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- home.
- [clears throat]
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This is my Number One,
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Lieutenant Commander
Una Chin-Riley.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- PIKE: And this is La'An Noonien-Singh,
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our head of security.
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If you'll follow me, Ensign.
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- [door whooshes open]
- That was weird.
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- Hmm.
- [door whooshes closed]
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You don't think he
knows something...
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about my future, do you?
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No. I'm sure he's just, um...
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Huh.
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Oh! It's a classic
S/COMS operating system.
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Don't touch the buttons.
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- Nope. No, I wasn't, no.
- Look, I recognize
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this future knowledge
is so boring
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the chances of it
changing history are low,
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but let's review temporal
protocols regardless,
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- okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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One, no interfering
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- with past events.
- Got it.
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- Two, no sharing... future.
- No sharing knowledge of the future.
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- Yes.
- Definitely won't happen again.
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Worf's honor.
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Dang it.
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Last, and perhaps
most important.
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Don't make any attachments.
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Uh, I'm actually not
familiar with that one.
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Is that a recent addition?
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Well, yeah, no,
because it-it's advice
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from personal experience.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
does-does that mean, uh...
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you've time traveled too?
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A small change here,
we won't feel anything.
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Yet it could
destroy your future.
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Your friends. Loved ones.
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BOIMLER: Ensign's
log, stardate, uh...
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the past. So...
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[clears throat] I'm waiting.
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Not really sure what I'm
supposed to be doing.
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Oh, my God.
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[chuckles]
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Um, okay, touching
this can't possibly
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change the future, right?
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Whoa.
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Riker.
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[laughing]
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- What are you doing?
- Uh,
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noth... Just, uh, you know,
it's a historical saddle,
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so I'm just, um,
appraising it, um... Yeah.
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Right. Uh, no judgment.
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I just need this place to work.
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- So...
- Wait a minute, are-are you, uh...
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are you Uhura?
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- Yes.
- Oh, my...
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This... I'm sorry,
my friend Mariner
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would be freaking out right now.
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Okay, that's... very weird
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and I would love to
unpack that, but I have
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an entire ancient
language to decipher.
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- So, if you don't mind.
- Wow.
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You are so work-focused.
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- Should I not be work-focused?
- You know what,
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- forget-forget I said anything.
- [P.A. chimes]
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LA'AN: Ensign
Boimler, ready to
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beam you down to the
planet. Report to
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the transporter immediately.
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Mr. Boimler, I cannot
help but notice
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that you keep staring at us.
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Sorry, uh, it's just that, um...
254
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,078
you're Spock. [short
chuckle] And M'Benga.
255
00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:01,907
And is that a classic
TS 122 tricorder?
256
00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:03,561
- It's a 120.
- Do you mind if...
257
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,780
Can-can I hold it? Just...
258
00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:07,347
Thank you so much. Oh, my God.
259
00:11:07,348 --> 00:11:08,871
They never improved on these.
260
00:11:08,872 --> 00:11:10,524
I mean, yeah, they got
smaller and more powerful
261
00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,701
and arguably less likely to
explode, but design-wise?
262
00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,354
Explode, you said?
263
00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:16,443
As helpful as this analysis
of industrial design is,
264
00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:17,488
why don't you tell us
what you were doing
265
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:18,837
when the portal turned on?
266
00:11:18,838 --> 00:11:24,103
Yeah, so I was standing,
uh, about here.
267
00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:26,192
And Rutherford... he's another
ensign... was scanning it
268
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,977
and he found some traces
269
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,022
- of horonium.
- Probably from here.
270
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,459
BOIMLER: Anyway, we took a
holo-image with our camera
271
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:35,201
that emitted radioisotopes
which seemed to set it off.
272
00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:37,291
So, I guess it was
just dumb luck?
273
00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,598
[laughs]
274
00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:42,818
You just, uh...
275
00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:44,689
you just... laughed?
276
00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,169
SPOCK: Yes.
277
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,953
The thought of assigning
intelligence to chance
278
00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:49,739
struck me as ridiculous.
279
00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,089
Okay.
280
00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:55,526
Does he always laugh
or is this new?
281
00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:57,833
It's definitely new.
282
00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:00,487
PIKE: Pike to Spock, we
have a situation here.
283
00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:05,057
Unidentified ship closing
in. Prepare for transport.
284
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,580
Landing party's back on board.
285
00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:07,799
Tell them to join
us on the bridge.
286
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,280
Captain, I think this vessel
287
00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:12,195
might be Orion.
288
00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:13,370
Pirates.
289
00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:14,937
Yellow Alert. Shields up.
290
00:12:14,938 --> 00:12:16,286
UNA: Their shields are
still down, Captain.
291
00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:17,287
Weapons inactive.
292
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,723
Tactical analysis.
293
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,638
Some Orion vessels are
specifically designed
294
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,249
- to fool sensors.
- Perfect timing.
295
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,339
[indistinct chatter]
296
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,908
BOIMLER [quietly]: Oh,
my God, oh, my God,
297
00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,257
oh, my God!
298
00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:34,521
[chuckles] I'm on the bridge.
299
00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:37,916
NCC-1701 dash...
300
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,265
nothing.
301
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,137
- Oh...
- What would come after the dash?
302
00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:43,530
PIKE: Uhura, hail
the Orion vessel.
303
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:44,618
- BOIMLER: Oh, my God...
- PIKE: Mr. Boimler?
304
00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:45,708
Yeah? Yeah, hey.
305
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,057
Come stand here.
306
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,146
Yes, sir.
307
00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:53,150
Lieutenant Ortegas.
You're a war hero.
308
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,761
Uh, no response to hails, sir.
309
00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:58,284
We're sure that's an Orion ship?
310
00:12:58,285 --> 00:13:00,460
Oh, that's totally
an Orion ship.
311
00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,071
Classic Scout.
312
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,768
I built a model of
one in a bottle.
313
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,424
It was a small ship but
a big bottle, but still.
314
00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,906
La'An, better prepare a full
torpedo spread, in case.
315
00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:13,082
Wait, wait, wait! Uh, sorry.
316
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,258
It's just, um, I-I
have reason to believe
317
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:16,999
that's a science vessel.
318
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,743
Do Orions have science vessels?
319
00:13:21,831 --> 00:13:23,266
- They're ignoring our hails.
- BOIMLER: Well, it's kind of
320
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,963
considered offensive in my time
321
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:27,096
to assume all
Orions are pirates.
322
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,488
UNA: There have been
multiple reports
323
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:30,708
of Orion pirate
activity in this area.
324
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,102
Uh, totally makes sense,
given the time period.
325
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,800
But what if I
326
00:13:35,801 --> 00:13:37,149
happen to know...
327
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,455
Careful.
328
00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:39,891
That's a peaceful vessel, sir.
329
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,240
[comms chime]
330
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,852
Incoming hail from
the Orion ship.
331
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,725
- On screen, please.
- [sighs]
332
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,771
This is Captain Christopher
Pike, USS Enterprise.
333
00:13:49,772 --> 00:13:51,990
Captain Harr Caras
334
00:13:51,991 --> 00:13:54,601
of the Orion science
vessel D'Var.
335
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,255
PIKE: We initially
came to this sector
336
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,040
to aid a Federation colony.
337
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:01,565
They reported several run-ins
with Orion pirate vessels?
338
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:05,047
Yeah, that is
unfortunate, Captain.
339
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,919
Orion pirates certainly give
the rest of us a bad name.
340
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,616
If that's your business,
341
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,575
what were you doing
on Krulmuth-B?
342
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,055
Routine surveys.
343
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,665
Captain, I'm reading
a transporter signal.
344
00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,799
The Orions have
beamed up the portal.
345
00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,670
Captain Caras, care to explain?
346
00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:22,673
I suspect your science officer
to be mistaken, Captain.
347
00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:25,808
I'm reading an energy spike
emanating from the Orion ship.
348
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:43,650
I think I might've made
a mistake, Number One.
349
00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:46,349
You? Unheard of.
350
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,741
Okay, I deserve that.
351
00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,221
I shouldn't have
listened to the ensign.
352
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,963
That's why we lost the
portal, it's just...
353
00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:54,879
rare that we have someone
on the ship who's such a...
354
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,229
Fan? Of you, at least.
355
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,103
He seems completely
terrified of me.
356
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:02,582
He was so excited to see
me there for a second,
357
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,585
it felt like my
future wasn't so bad.
358
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:06,891
I get that, Chris.
359
00:15:06,892 --> 00:15:08,240
But then he goes
and alters time.
360
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,720
I feel like I'm trying
to stop a toddler
361
00:15:09,721 --> 00:15:11,113
from knocking over
the furniture.
362
00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:12,637
[chuckles]
363
00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:14,899
Where's Mr. Boimler now?
364
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,859
- ♪
- [indistinct chatter]
365
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,078
- What you got there?
- Aah!
366
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:22,733
Uh, um, hey. Nothing.
367
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:25,518
Just doing some, uh...
warp field mechanics.
368
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,216
As long as you're not...
369
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,087
borrowing it to input
any future knowledge.
370
00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:31,873
No, I don't... I don't think
I did. Um, let me just, uh...
371
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,744
Relax, I'm just
busting your chops.
372
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,572
- [laughs] Yeah.
- But seriously, you should
373
00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:37,008
probably erase
whatever you just did.
374
00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:39,706
Aye aye, yeah. [clears throat]
375
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,707
Um...
376
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,753
So...
377
00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:44,929
how are you feeling?
Has the, uh,
378
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:47,584
uncontrollable
vomiting come in yet?
379
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:48,759
Uh, what?
380
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,195
Oh, chroniton poisoning.
381
00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:51,936
It's really common.
382
00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:53,633
You just want to make sure
you're close to a bathroom.
383
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,070
[snorts]
384
00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:57,072
Okay, are you guys
both messing with me?
385
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:59,683
- What's happening?
- ORTEGAS: Yeah. Hey, what's the future like?
386
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,076
Do you have jetpacks or what?
387
00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:02,164
- We have jetpacks now.
- I know,
388
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:03,382
but, like, smaller jetpacks.
389
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:04,949
Why don't you both tell me
390
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,690
what life is like
on the Enterprise?
391
00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:09,736
I mean, is it just,
like, nonstop excitement?
392
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,174
Meeting all these aliens
393
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,916
who are still
actually, you know...
394
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:16,918
alien?
395
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:19,007
Guess you're pretty used to
seeing aliens in the future?
396
00:16:19,008 --> 00:16:20,922
Well, yeah, but...
397
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:24,099
This? Right now? This...
398
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,537
this is the golden
age of exploration.
399
00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,539
And you guys get to
actually live it.
400
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,671
I mean...
401
00:16:31,672 --> 00:16:32,846
I'm jealous.
402
00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,979
So, where's Nyota?
403
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,154
Where do you think? Working.
404
00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:37,851
Yeah, that tracks.
405
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:39,375
I couldn't even get her
to come to movie night.
406
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,507
Oh, if you're around on
Friday, you should come.
407
00:16:41,508 --> 00:16:42,682
- Yeah.
- Uh,
408
00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:43,945
is that something you're doing
409
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,903
for Captain Pike's birthday?
410
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,296
It's his birthday on Friday?
411
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,601
How do you know his birthday?
412
00:16:48,602 --> 00:16:49,602
Well, I mean, in the future,
413
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:50,821
his birthday's a holiday.
414
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:53,693
Crap! Crap. Crap.
415
00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:56,696
Please, please do not tell
La'An I said anything.
416
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:59,221
How's throwing the captain a
party gonna ruin the future?
417
00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,266
Well, it-it could in
several ways, um...
418
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,617
Should we throw Pike a party?
419
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,228
I like it. Good idea.
420
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,752
- I will give you all the credit for it.
- Please don't.
421
00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:10,884
- Please don't put my name on anything.
- So much credit.
422
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,930
I have to go.
423
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,627
Watch out for those chronitons.
424
00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:16,369
Okay, yeah.
425
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:20,373
♪
426
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:29,861
[whimpers]
427
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,951
Nurse Chapel?
428
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,257
Nurse Chapel, hi.
429
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:37,476
Um, I need to talk
to you about Spock.
430
00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,783
Spock? Uh, what about him?
431
00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:42,829
Well, he's, uh,
acting different.
432
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,354
And I'm afraid it's 'cause I
did something that broke him.
433
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,617
Medical.
434
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,184
Um, what do you
mean, "different"?
435
00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,794
All I know is where I come from,
436
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,884
he is legendary
for never smiling,
437
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,017
laughing, definitely no joking,
438
00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,106
and that Spock goes on to do
439
00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,455
really important things that
440
00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:01,587
I very much need to
have not messed up.
441
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:03,198
Are you really sure you should
be telling me this stuff?
442
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:05,722
No, but I-I'm worried
443
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:08,855
because I made Spock laugh.
444
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:11,032
And I keep wondering
445
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,643
i-is that a butterfly effect?
446
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,471
'Cause the Spock I know
shouldn't have done that.
447
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,430
Maybe he's just...
448
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,475
going through a thing.
449
00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,825
You know? Like, having fun.
450
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:24,697
No, but I've read every
single book about Spock
451
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:26,699
and they-they mention
his upbringing on Vulcan,
452
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,224
his pet sehlat, his relationship
with his mom and his dad,
453
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:32,183
- but nothing about a happy, smiley, jokey guy, period.
- Just stop. Stop, stop, stop.
454
00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:34,142
None of this is
your fault, okay?
455
00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:36,057
Spock was acting like
this before you arrived.
456
00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:37,754
Oh, thank God.
457
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:40,452
Okay, so this is what...
This is just, like, a phase?
458
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,107
And-and he'll get over
it and back to his,
459
00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:45,067
like, serious, real self soon?
460
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:48,940
Oh.
461
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:52,073
You're the one
462
00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:55,032
who's been influencing
him, not me.
463
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,121
I... I-I shouldn't
have said anything.
464
00:18:57,122 --> 00:18:58,471
- I-I...
- No, it's-it's...
465
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,865
It's fine.
466
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,173
I never assumed that I would...
467
00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:08,873
get to influence
him forever, anyway.
468
00:19:11,136 --> 00:19:12,441
Don't even want that.
469
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,138
I...
470
00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:15,357
[turbolift whooshes]
471
00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:16,923
Maybe I should, uh,
472
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:19,143
get off the ship sooner, b...
473
00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:21,233
before I, uh...
474
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:23,975
Yeah.
475
00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:28,544
[door whooshes shut]
476
00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,198
PIKE: Run me through it again.
477
00:19:30,199 --> 00:19:32,200
Respectfully, sir, there
is nothing to run through.
478
00:19:32,201 --> 00:19:34,550
Given a longer time
frame, I might be able
479
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:36,291
to brute force a
solution, but as of now,
480
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,770
there is no way to
track the Orions.
481
00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:40,209
Uh, I know how to
track the Orions.
482
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,210
Didn't we talk about that?
483
00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:43,602
Yes, uh, using future knowledge,
484
00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:45,169
yes, I know, I shouldn't,
485
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,737
but, um, what if I could use it
486
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,521
and you guys just,
um... [clears throat]
487
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,219
don't look?
488
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,832
[laughs] That's ridiculous.
We can't just not look.
489
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,051
Can we?
490
00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:00,097
- [tools rattling]
- [Boimler grunting]
491
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,491
UNA: We sure this is wise?
492
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,276
No, but I'm going with it.
493
00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:06,931
[panels whirring up]
494
00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:10,108
Huh. Future Boy did it.
495
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,155
Just might be a second.
496
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,809
PIKE: Our top priority
is recovering that portal
497
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,072
and sending Ensign
Boimler back to his time.
498
00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:21,074
BOIMLER: Just want to throw
out there that harming an Orion
499
00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,859
could alter the timeline.
500
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,991
Ensign, we were extremely
clear about mentioning any...
501
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:27,429
Please, sir. One of my
friends back home is an Orion.
502
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,257
- And you're doing it anyway.
- She's a junior science officer
503
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:32,173
in Starfleet and her great-
grandmother's on the D'var.
504
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:33,478
If we hurt them...
505
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:34,958
It could erase her
from existence.
506
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,612
Sir, there has to be
a peaceful solution.
507
00:20:36,613 --> 00:20:38,004
And I know diplomacy
508
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,224
is one of your many,
many strengths.
509
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:42,879
That and patience, forgiveness,
510
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,576
benevolence...
511
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,752
really great hair.
512
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,844
Hail the Orions.
513
00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:54,978
Captain, they are
charging their warp coils.
514
00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,675
UNA: Lock phasers
on their engines
515
00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,982
- but hold your fire.
- Phasers locked and holding.
516
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,853
PIKE: Time to find
out if this really is
517
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,681
one of my greatest strengths.
518
00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:04,553
Captain Pike.
519
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,599
What a remarkable coincidence,
running into you here.
520
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,253
- PIKE: We tracked you, Caras.
- Why?
521
00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:11,560
We believe you may have...
522
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,737
accidentally taken
an ancient portal.
523
00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:16,260
We need you to put it back.
524
00:21:16,261 --> 00:21:18,480
- Is that a threat?
- It's a request.
525
00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:21,439
It's hard to really talk with
your weapons aimed at our ship.
526
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,093
La'An, stand down phasers.
527
00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:25,443
Standing down.
528
00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:27,097
Now, this portal...
529
00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:28,925
Persuade me to return it.
530
00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:31,797
How would you like
to be persuaded?
531
00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:34,366
Give us a moment.
532
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,237
Ideas.
533
00:21:36,238 --> 00:21:37,934
- Not you.
- Fair.
534
00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:40,502
Uh, can you please tell
Captain Pike that the Orions
535
00:21:40,503 --> 00:21:42,330
want to trade? They see
it as a sign of respect.
536
00:21:42,331 --> 00:21:44,332
- You know I can hear you. I'm standing right here.
- Sorry,
537
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,551
- I thought the span of the room would, uh...
- SPOCK: Captain.
538
00:21:46,552 --> 00:21:48,859
It appears they are
scanning our cargo hold.
539
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,904
You're carrying an
extraordinary amount
540
00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:55,386
of tritriticale grain, Captain.
541
00:21:55,387 --> 00:21:57,694
Giving it to us
would be persuasive.
542
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,440
You got yourself
a deal, Captain.
543
00:22:09,053 --> 00:22:11,620
The portal is nearly
depleted of horonium.
544
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,624
But I calculate there is
enough left for a single trip.
545
00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:18,931
Uh, I know me being here
546
00:22:18,932 --> 00:22:20,716
wasn't ideal
547
00:22:20,717 --> 00:22:22,892
and potentially
reality-threatening, but
548
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,111
meeting all of you
549
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:27,854
has been one of the greatest
experiences of my life.
550
00:22:28,986 --> 00:22:29,942
Thank you.
551
00:22:29,943 --> 00:22:32,250
Well, it's been a...
552
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,209
unexpected day for
all of us, Ensign.
553
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,299
But, for the sake of the future,
554
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,171
try not to come back.
555
00:23:00,974 --> 00:23:02,933
[grunting]
556
00:23:05,022 --> 00:23:07,502
Oh, hell yeah! I did it.
557
00:23:07,503 --> 00:23:09,330
Mariner? What are you...
what are you doing here?
558
00:23:09,331 --> 00:23:11,375
- I'm saving you.
- No, no, no, no, no! No, we only had
559
00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:12,768
enough for...
560
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:14,509
one trip.
561
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,598
Oh...
562
00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:18,034
Whoa.
563
00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:21,472
Wait, Boims, did I time travel?
564
00:23:21,473 --> 00:23:22,778
Okay, so is Uhura here?
565
00:23:22,779 --> 00:23:25,084
This is amazing. Wow.
566
00:23:25,085 --> 00:23:26,695
You guys are great.
But is she here?
567
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,610
Oh, the uniforms!
568
00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:30,220
- Pike to Enterprise.
- MARINER: Whoa.
569
00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,875
- BOIMLER: Mariner, please.
- Five to beam back.
570
00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:35,236
MARINER: Ugh, ranks on the
sleeve... I don't know about that.
571
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,532
You see? He has
the old thingy.
572
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:39,230
Oh...
573
00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:46,279
PIKE: Captain's log,
supplemental. Our problems
574
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,977
seem to have doubled.
We started our day
575
00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:50,066
with one time traveler
and now we have two,
576
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,939
which is... a lot.
577
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,941
Okay, not to be ungrateful,
but if you had just waited,
578
00:23:55,942 --> 00:23:58,117
- like, one more second, we wouldn't be stuck here.
- Do-do...
579
00:23:58,118 --> 00:23:59,989
do you know how worried I was?
580
00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,078
You disappeared in a vortex
while I was in charge.
581
00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:03,427
For all I knew you were dead
582
00:24:03,428 --> 00:24:04,428
or stuck in a
dystopian San Francisco
583
00:24:04,429 --> 00:24:05,777
in the middle of a riot.
584
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,083
Have you noticed
that their references
585
00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:09,520
- are weirdly specific?
- Indeed.
586
00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,130
- the Bell Riots, Mariner. I was...
- I'm sorry, hold up.
587
00:24:11,131 --> 00:24:13,002
Look, I'm gonna keep
this, like, 100% profesh,
588
00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:14,960
but I was thoroughly unprepared
589
00:24:14,961 --> 00:24:17,485
- for how hot young Spock was going to be.
- [sighs]
590
00:24:17,486 --> 00:24:20,313
- Yeah, he's full of surprises.
- Like, what?
591
00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,967
The body, the face,
the ears... what?
592
00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:23,142
I realize we're all
still all reacting
593
00:24:23,143 --> 00:24:24,535
to the recent complication,
594
00:24:24,536 --> 00:24:25,928
but we also very
much need a solution.
595
00:24:25,929 --> 00:24:27,799
One time traveler is
a security threat.
596
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,758
- Two is...
- A disaster.
597
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,281
Thought you said they were cool.
598
00:24:31,282 --> 00:24:32,978
They are. This is serious.
599
00:24:32,979 --> 00:24:34,415
Spock, what's going
on with the portal?
600
00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:35,807
Still functioning.
But without horonium
601
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,635
we cannot activate it.
602
00:24:37,636 --> 00:24:39,289
I am afraid Ensign
Mariner depleted
603
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:41,465
- the last of the supply.
- [chuckles] Well, in my defense,
604
00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:42,858
that thing has,
like... [clicks tongue]
605
00:24:42,859 --> 00:24:44,556
zero instructions, you know?
606
00:24:45,688 --> 00:24:47,559
[tabletop squeaks]
607
00:24:48,604 --> 00:24:50,474
And there is no other
source of horonium
608
00:24:50,475 --> 00:24:52,128
anywhere in the quadrant?
609
00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,391
None. And there hasn't been
for over a hundred years.
610
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:55,740
Can we just cook some up?
611
00:24:55,741 --> 00:24:57,394
- Will you please just not?
- Sorry.
612
00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,874
SPOCK: The ensign is
correct. We could attempt
613
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,658
to synthesize
horonium ourselves.
614
00:25:00,659 --> 00:25:02,704
Hot Spock agrees with me.
615
00:25:02,705 --> 00:25:05,097
SPOCK: However, we would be
putting ourselves in great danger.
616
00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:07,404
If it goes wrong, the blast
could take out half the ship.
617
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,188
And there is a chance it
might not work at all.
618
00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:11,147
Mm, that doesn't
sound very logical.
619
00:25:11,148 --> 00:25:13,323
- PIKE: We need a second option.
- Will you please just stop?
620
00:25:13,324 --> 00:25:15,064
- Sorry, that's what he sounds like.
- UNA: I might have one, Chris.
621
00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:16,457
The ancient text on the
portal. Uhura's locked herself
622
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,849
in her quarters, working
on a translation.
623
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,981
Maybe she'll come up
with some answers.
624
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,330
Great.
625
00:25:20,331 --> 00:25:21,940
MARINER: Oh, uh,
but, you know, I have
626
00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,030
linguistics experience.
Maybe I could help her.
627
00:25:25,249 --> 00:25:27,468
I really want to say no,
628
00:25:27,469 --> 00:25:29,774
but how much more damage
could you do at this point?
629
00:25:29,775 --> 00:25:31,080
So, go for it.
630
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:32,864
- Linguistics experience? Really?
- No,
631
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,126
but it's Uhura. Don't
ruin this for me.
632
00:25:34,127 --> 00:25:35,519
I will end your life.
633
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,174
And Boimler should
work with Spock.
634
00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:39,567
Because he took an elective
635
00:25:39,568 --> 00:25:41,786
in material synthesis
at the Academy.
636
00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,527
- I mean, you know, for-for fun.
- Yeah.
637
00:25:43,528 --> 00:25:46,748
It-it's not... it's not like
Spock needs help from me.
638
00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:49,446
I can use the extra
pair of hands,
639
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:52,450
if Mr. Boimler is not afraid
of losing one of them.
640
00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:56,105
What the...
641
00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,628
Spock's smiling now?
642
00:25:57,629 --> 00:25:58,847
Yeah, he just doesn't
know how. Just go with it.
643
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,288
- I don't like it.
- It's terrifying.
644
00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:05,593
Mariner. Mariner!
645
00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,464
- What?
- Why'd you do that?
646
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:10,249
Oh, okay, don't act like the
prospect of working with Spock
647
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,382
doesn't tick off some
weird box for you.
648
00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:15,516
I already worked with
Spock and it didn't...
649
00:26:15,517 --> 00:26:17,561
go the way I wanted it to.
650
00:26:17,562 --> 00:26:19,128
Oh, no. No, Boimler,
651
00:26:19,129 --> 00:26:21,173
don't tell me you asked
him about his sehlat.
652
00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:24,394
- Can you not be such a fanboy for one second?
- No, it's just...
653
00:26:24,395 --> 00:26:27,353
I thought that being here
would be perfect, but...
654
00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,268
now I just don't want
to get stuck here.
655
00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:31,706
- Yeah. Tough to meet your heroes, huh?
- I joined Starfleet
656
00:26:31,707 --> 00:26:33,795
so I could be a part of history.
657
00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:35,579
But if they can't find a
way to get us back home,
658
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,102
we're gonna have to go
live somewhere off the grid
659
00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:38,713
where we can't affect
history at all.
660
00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:40,410
No, no, no, I'm not living
off the grid anywhere.
661
00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:42,281
I thrive on the
grid. I require grid.
662
00:26:42,282 --> 00:26:44,240
- Right?
- Exactly, that's what I said. [yelps]
663
00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,068
What are you... Oh.
664
00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:48,461
Uh... hi.
665
00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:49,941
Uh, is something wrong?
666
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,205
Just wondering if
everyone from the future
667
00:26:53,206 --> 00:26:55,294
looks at me like
they know I'm doomed.
668
00:26:55,295 --> 00:26:57,601
The... Oh. [laughs] Okay,
so that is just Boimler.
669
00:26:57,602 --> 00:27:00,473
He is probably freaked out
because you're Number One.
670
00:27:00,474 --> 00:27:03,346
- I mean, he has a poster of you up in his bunk.
- A poster?
671
00:27:03,347 --> 00:27:05,609
You mean, like...
672
00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:06,871
a pin-up poster?
673
00:27:06,872 --> 00:27:09,700
It's a poster that is pinned up.
674
00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:11,703
Am... Are we saying
the same thing?
675
00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:15,053
You know what, I
don't want to know.
676
00:27:15,054 --> 00:27:17,099
Okay...
677
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,622
Uh...
678
00:27:18,623 --> 00:27:20,015
I don't want to know.
679
00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:21,583
Okay.
680
00:27:25,587 --> 00:27:26,891
I probably shouldn't
mention this,
681
00:27:26,892 --> 00:27:29,415
but I have always admired you.
682
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:31,722
- Really?
- Yeah, I mean...
683
00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,594
Carefree, but also this, like,
684
00:27:33,595 --> 00:27:35,944
grade-A super translating
space adventurer.
685
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,120
Uh, too much?
686
00:27:38,121 --> 00:27:41,384
Honestly, it's kind of weird
you even know me at all.
687
00:27:41,385 --> 00:27:43,299
Girl, everybody knows you.
688
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,736
- [chuckles]
- What do they know?
689
00:27:45,737 --> 00:27:49,174
- Um...
- Uh, actually, maybe don't tell me.
690
00:27:49,175 --> 00:27:51,481
Yeah.
691
00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:52,961
[Uhura sighs]
692
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:56,268
I mean, just that you're
good at what you do.
693
00:27:56,269 --> 00:27:57,661
You know, you're hard-working,
694
00:27:57,662 --> 00:28:00,882
unflappable, fearless
in the face of...
695
00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:04,015
a bunch of different aliens
that I'm not gonna name
696
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,364
or talk about too much
'cause you don't...
697
00:28:05,365 --> 00:28:06,801
you haven't met them yet.
698
00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:07,889
And, you know,
699
00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,370
you also know how to have fun.
700
00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:12,807
That-that's not terrible.
701
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,200
No.
702
00:28:15,724 --> 00:28:19,161
It's... it's just a lot
of pressure, you know?
703
00:28:19,162 --> 00:28:21,337
I mean, I'm 22,
704
00:28:21,338 --> 00:28:24,819
I've barely done anything
worth admiring yet.
705
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,864
And there are days, like today,
706
00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:29,084
where I can't even manage
a basic translation.
707
00:28:29,085 --> 00:28:30,694
And, meanwhile,
Erica's all like,
708
00:28:30,695 --> 00:28:32,304
"You have to learn
how to have fun."
709
00:28:32,305 --> 00:28:34,002
But how am I
supposed to have fun
710
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:38,006
when I know I have to become
this universally-known,
711
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:42,837
super-translating, unflappable,
hard-working badass?
712
00:28:42,838 --> 00:28:44,795
[sighs]
713
00:28:44,796 --> 00:28:47,232
All right, I think it's
time we took a break.
714
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,669
I really don't do breaks.
715
00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:50,149
Yeah, I'm starting
to catch that.
716
00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:53,543
You know, you're the one
who could get stuck here
717
00:28:53,544 --> 00:28:55,110
if we don't figure
this translation out.
718
00:28:55,111 --> 00:28:57,373
Are you familiar with
Starfleet labor codes?
719
00:28:57,374 --> 00:28:58,635
Maybe.
720
00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:01,420
Section 48 Alpha-dash-seven:
721
00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:03,466
"Officers must take meal
breaks at regular intervals."
722
00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:04,946
I could report you.
723
00:29:04,947 --> 00:29:08,601
- Y-You know Starfleet codes?
- Of course.
724
00:29:08,602 --> 00:29:09,994
I mean, there's a whole
bunch of them that
725
00:29:09,995 --> 00:29:11,517
let you slack off a
ton, so, yeah. Come on.
726
00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:12,736
All right,
727
00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:15,652
we got some Orion hurricanes.
728
00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:19,221
Well, kind of. They actually
didn't have any Orion delaq,
729
00:29:19,222 --> 00:29:20,962
so I kind of had to improvise,
730
00:29:20,963 --> 00:29:23,312
which is honestly for
the best. That stuff will
731
00:29:23,313 --> 00:29:25,183
mess you up, truly
ruin your life.
732
00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:26,577
All right.
733
00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:31,887
Ah. [clears throat]
734
00:29:32,888 --> 00:29:34,018
I like you.
735
00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:36,020
You're a good bad influence.
736
00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:37,108
If you're still
around, you should
737
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,675
come to Pike's surprise party.
738
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,285
Cool. But only if I can
take a bunch of pictures
739
00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:42,070
and weird my mom out
with a history book.
740
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,245
[chuckles]
741
00:29:43,246 --> 00:29:45,074
I'm joking. Sort of.
742
00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:50,470
Oh, I knew it was
too good to be true.
743
00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,951
Why is everyone obsessed with
me taking breaks? This...
744
00:29:53,952 --> 00:29:55,474
this isn't the time.
745
00:29:55,475 --> 00:29:56,519
[sighs]
746
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,129
On the Klingon front
747
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,523
you never knew when
you'd get rest.
748
00:30:00,524 --> 00:30:02,177
So, you'd take a
break when you could
749
00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:03,787
'cause you'd never
get that time back.
750
00:30:03,788 --> 00:30:06,051
Work will still be
here in five minutes.
751
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,750
Fine. Fine.
752
00:30:09,881 --> 00:30:11,753
Let's relax.
753
00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:14,277
[sighs]
754
00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:18,367
Ooh, easy, that's a lot of...
755
00:30:18,368 --> 00:30:20,456
I've seen these.
756
00:30:20,457 --> 00:30:21,937
[Uhura grunts]
757
00:30:22,938 --> 00:30:24,547
Wait, you-you know
these symbols?
758
00:30:24,548 --> 00:30:26,070
ORTEGAS: I've
seen them before.
759
00:30:26,071 --> 00:30:27,506
At Starbase Earhart.
760
00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:29,247
A guy tried to trade
me a dom-jot set.
761
00:30:29,248 --> 00:30:31,684
- What's dom-jot?
- MARINER: Oh, uh,
762
00:30:31,685 --> 00:30:33,861
it's this billiard game that
Nausicaans are terrible at,
763
00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:35,471
yet love to bet on
for some reason.
764
00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:38,517
This wasn't a traditional
set, it was old.
765
00:30:38,518 --> 00:30:40,693
Ancient old.
766
00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:42,521
Nausicaans...
767
00:30:42,522 --> 00:30:44,611
Wait, give me a second.
768
00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:46,961
Erica, you're brilliant.
769
00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:49,920
This is true, I am. Why?
770
00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:52,923
The glyphs on the portal are
an ancient Nausicaan dialect
771
00:30:52,924 --> 00:30:56,057
that's thousands of years old.
772
00:30:56,058 --> 00:30:58,842
- That's why I didn't recognize it before.
- MARINER: Oh.
773
00:30:58,843 --> 00:31:00,278
That's why.
774
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,542
Not, you know, taking
five to recharge.
775
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,718
Unbelievable.
776
00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:07,285
SPOCK: Ensign
Boimler, Nurse Chapel
777
00:31:07,286 --> 00:31:10,114
- told me about your exchange.
- She did?
778
00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:12,595
She did not go into detail,
but it was easy to extrapolate
779
00:31:12,596 --> 00:31:14,945
that there was something you
told her about my future.
780
00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:16,947
- Perhaps I should know?
- Nah.
781
00:31:16,948 --> 00:31:19,645
Nah, nothing from
me on the old, uh...
782
00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,256
future-altering front.
783
00:31:21,257 --> 00:31:23,519
It does not take an expert
observer to recognize
784
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000
that my experiments in
human emotion trouble you.
785
00:31:26,001 --> 00:31:28,654
Therefore, I must surmise
that my future state...
786
00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,221
The one you are familiar with...
787
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,267
Must be one in which my
emotions are minimized.
788
00:31:32,268 --> 00:31:34,051
Must you surmise that?
789
00:31:34,052 --> 00:31:36,663
But you did say something
to Christine that upset her.
790
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,361
[sighs] Look, all I said
791
00:31:39,362 --> 00:31:42,320
was that I'm surprised
that you're so...
792
00:31:42,321 --> 00:31:43,713
human.
793
00:31:43,714 --> 00:31:48,936
Yes, the universe
needs Vulcan Spock,
794
00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:52,243
if everything that I
know happens... happens.
795
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,506
And yet I have no
choice but to stay true
796
00:31:54,507 --> 00:31:56,247
to the path I have
chosen in this time.
797
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,249
If you sway me then my future
will have been altered.
798
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,122
Is that not logical?
799
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:02,864
Unfortunately, it is.
800
00:32:04,604 --> 00:32:06,910
Shall we activate
the synthesizer?
801
00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:10,218
Sure, I mean, is-is it
gonna, uh, blow my hand off?
802
00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:13,612
- [grunts] - We are separating
fissile isotopes at high speeds.
803
00:32:13,613 --> 00:32:15,920
The chance of an explosion
is down to a coin flip.
804
00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:20,882
I find myself
curious about chance.
805
00:32:23,362 --> 00:32:24,928
Do you feel lucky?
806
00:32:24,929 --> 00:32:27,061
Uh, no, not at all. I, um...
807
00:32:27,062 --> 00:32:29,585
Okay. Uh, so...
808
00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,239
[shrieking]
809
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,328
- Okay, is that bad? Are sparks bad?
- Yes.
810
00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:34,720
Seek cover.
811
00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:36,854
[shrieks, whimpers]
812
00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:40,118
Aah!
813
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,913
I've ruined everything.
814
00:32:54,176 --> 00:32:55,393
- [sighs]
- PELIA: Oh, my dear,
815
00:32:55,394 --> 00:32:57,918
there is nothing
quite so soothing
816
00:32:57,919 --> 00:33:01,009
as a properly-calibrated
warp core.
817
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,663
You're one of those future kids.
818
00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:07,101
Was. Um...
819
00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:10,713
Now I'm one of those,
uh, stuck-here kids.
820
00:33:10,714 --> 00:33:12,934
Also, I'm a man.
821
00:33:13,978 --> 00:33:16,980
You don't happen to know
about Setlik II... did we, uh,
822
00:33:16,981 --> 00:33:20,157
find more grain for
the colonists there?
823
00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:22,986
"More" was never on the
table. That's all anyone had.
824
00:33:22,987 --> 00:33:26,642
It was specially made
to grow in their biome.
825
00:33:26,643 --> 00:33:29,950
- So, now we'll just try and...
- You're relocating them.
826
00:33:29,951 --> 00:33:31,777
But they've been
there for generations.
827
00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:35,172
There has to be
something else we can do.
828
00:33:35,173 --> 00:33:38,436
Yes. Find a time travel device
829
00:33:38,437 --> 00:33:40,438
and use it to stop yourself
830
00:33:40,439 --> 00:33:42,440
from messing everything up!
831
00:33:42,441 --> 00:33:45,270
Thank you. That's helpful.
832
00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:51,450
I look up to everyone
on this ship, but...
833
00:33:52,974 --> 00:33:55,323
turns out I don't belong here.
834
00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:58,065
I mean, how can I fix
everything that I...
835
00:33:58,066 --> 00:34:00,676
that I screwed up?
836
00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:03,461
I'm a Lanthanite.
837
00:34:03,462 --> 00:34:05,987
I've lived for
thousands of years.
838
00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:09,338
Most heroes I've seen...
839
00:34:10,556 --> 00:34:13,210
are just pretending
half the time.
840
00:34:13,211 --> 00:34:16,561
Mm. There's this
one guy I remember.
841
00:34:16,562 --> 00:34:18,737
He said to me,
842
00:34:18,738 --> 00:34:21,218
"I always pretended
843
00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:25,092
"to be someone I wanted to be
844
00:34:25,093 --> 00:34:28,008
"until finally
845
00:34:28,009 --> 00:34:29,966
"I became
846
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,577
"that someone...
847
00:34:32,578 --> 00:34:35,016
or he became me."
848
00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:55,861
Okay, okay, um...
849
00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:57,689
all right.
850
00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,256
- Ah.
- Whoa!
851
00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,692
- Holy Q!
- Don't!
852
00:35:00,693 --> 00:35:02,738
Don't yell Q! They
haven't met him yet.
853
00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:04,479
They had kind of a
Trelane thing going on.
854
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,046
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
855
00:35:06,047 --> 00:35:07,177
Are you stealing a shuttle?
856
00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,440
I'm not st... Oh, fudge.
857
00:35:10,747 --> 00:35:12,313
What happened to your
new best friend Uhura?
858
00:35:12,314 --> 00:35:14,184
Oh, Uhura's awesome.
859
00:35:14,185 --> 00:35:16,752
Yeah, but the, uh, the
translation was a bust.
860
00:35:16,753 --> 00:35:18,580
- Wait, she couldn't crack it?
- No, she could.
861
00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:20,277
Thank you. Problem
is all it said was
862
00:35:20,278 --> 00:35:22,584
- "This is a time portal."
- Crap.
863
00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:24,977
- Yeah.
- This era's weird.
864
00:35:24,978 --> 00:35:26,501
I know. Have you noticed
how slow everybody talks?
865
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:27,806
- Yeah, and quietly.
- Yeah.
866
00:35:27,807 --> 00:35:29,373
So, what's with the shuttle?
867
00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:31,027
Well, ever since I've
got here, all I've done
868
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,464
is open my big, stupid mouth
and screw everything up,
869
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,988
but if I want to be a
hero, I have to fix things.
870
00:35:35,989 --> 00:35:37,294
Ooh, what are we fixing?
871
00:35:37,295 --> 00:35:38,556
The Orions took
grain in exchange
872
00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:39,992
for the portal, so I figured
873
00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:42,430
if we're gonna be
stuck here anyway,
874
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,084
might as well trade it back
875
00:35:44,085 --> 00:35:45,911
and give that food to
people who really need it.
876
00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:47,870
Doesn't that thing need to be
on Crumhat-D in the future?
877
00:35:47,871 --> 00:35:49,350
- Krulmuth-B.
- Whatever.
878
00:35:49,351 --> 00:35:52,048
And I'm... done
879
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:53,616
worrying about the future.
880
00:35:55,183 --> 00:35:57,315
I want to help people now.
881
00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:01,144
And the shuttle has a
separate communications array.
882
00:36:01,145 --> 00:36:03,799
Easier to bypass security,
get a message to the Orions.
883
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,888
- All right, sneaky Boimy.
- [chuckles]
884
00:36:05,889 --> 00:36:07,672
I like it.
885
00:36:07,673 --> 00:36:09,021
But you're not good
at breaking protocol.
886
00:36:09,022 --> 00:36:10,022
You're gonna need an accomplice.
887
00:36:10,023 --> 00:36:11,850
And I never get caught.
888
00:36:11,851 --> 00:36:13,591
- LA'AN: What are you doing?
- Oh! Oh, no. - [shrieks]
889
00:36:13,592 --> 00:36:15,333
Sorry, sorry.
890
00:36:16,856 --> 00:36:18,162
Hi.
891
00:36:23,036 --> 00:36:25,125
You're lucky Uhura likes to
monitor local comm traffic
892
00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:28,129
and was able to block
your signal. Over there.
893
00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:32,001
It could have easily
escalated to a bad place.
894
00:36:32,002 --> 00:36:33,829
I'm having you both
confined to quarters
895
00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,961
until we reach Starbase One.
Then you'll be their problem.
896
00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:39,182
Lieutenant, I'd like a moment
alone with them both, please.
897
00:36:39,183 --> 00:36:40,358
Sir.
898
00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:46,015
- Mr. Boimler.
- [door whooshes open, closed]
899
00:36:46,016 --> 00:36:48,191
For a guy who seems
like a rule-follower,
900
00:36:48,192 --> 00:36:49,497
you certainly break
a lot of them.
901
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,063
And Ms. Mariner.
902
00:36:51,064 --> 00:36:54,284
I thought you were here
to save your friend,
903
00:36:54,285 --> 00:36:55,590
not make his situation worse.
904
00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:58,897
Look, it was all
me, okay? I just...
905
00:36:58,898 --> 00:37:00,551
I don't think Boimler can handle
getting thrown in the brig
906
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,553
by a guy who he dressed
up as for Halloween.
907
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,990
Oh, he... Really?
908
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:06,818
Yeah, he had to contour the
hell out of the jawline, too.
909
00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:07,950
It-it was a process, yeah.
910
00:37:07,951 --> 00:37:09,821
[chuckles]
911
00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:11,823
Look. [sighs]
912
00:37:11,824 --> 00:37:14,217
I want to ask you both
913
00:37:14,218 --> 00:37:16,045
for a personal favor.
914
00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:18,265
Mr. Boimler.
915
00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:20,528
I heard that you've
been encouraging my crew
916
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,225
to throw me a surprise party.
917
00:37:22,226 --> 00:37:24,096
Please stop doing that.
918
00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:26,621
It's just...
919
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:29,711
you never know how many
birthdays you have left,
920
00:37:29,712 --> 00:37:31,191
- [quietly]: What are you doing?
- And-and...
921
00:37:31,192 --> 00:37:32,975
right now, you have friends
922
00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:35,456
who want to celebrate you.
923
00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:37,371
While you still can.
924
00:37:37,372 --> 00:37:39,982
[clicks tongue] Ah.
925
00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:42,245
Think I know what you're
getting at. And I already know.
926
00:37:42,246 --> 00:37:45,248
- Uh, you know about...
- You... So, you know about the whole...
927
00:37:45,249 --> 00:37:46,989
- What specifically do you know about?
- Not wanting a party
928
00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:48,556
has nothing to do with
what's going to happen to me.
929
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,253
It's about
930
00:37:50,254 --> 00:37:52,082
what's already happened.
931
00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:55,302
What do you mean?
932
00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:58,653
My father...
933
00:37:58,654 --> 00:38:00,742
We didn't get along.
934
00:38:00,743 --> 00:38:03,659
Frankly, there were times
I downright hated his guts.
935
00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:08,359
[scoffs] We never
resolved things.
936
00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:11,883
This is the first year
937
00:38:11,884 --> 00:38:14,103
I'll be older than
he was when he died.
938
00:38:14,104 --> 00:38:16,758
But I'd give years
939
00:38:16,759 --> 00:38:18,150
off my own life
940
00:38:18,151 --> 00:38:20,849
if we could have
one more argument.
941
00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:22,590
So,
942
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:25,593
my plan was to
finish this mission
943
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:29,466
then sit in a fishing cabin
on Setlik II's ice moon,
944
00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:32,513
bring a good bottle of
whiskey and have that talk.
945
00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,645
I'm sorry about your dad.
946
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,778
But I wonder...
947
00:38:36,779 --> 00:38:40,434
if, someday, you're
not around anymore,
948
00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:42,479
how many people on this ship
949
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,961
would wish they had
another day to talk to you?
950
00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:51,009
Sometimes it's hard
to visit the past.
951
00:38:51,010 --> 00:38:54,187
- Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to be here at all.
- Shh. This...
952
00:38:58,279 --> 00:38:59,410
You know...
953
00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:05,372
I can understand what
it must feel like...
954
00:39:05,373 --> 00:39:07,331
The both of you coming here.
955
00:39:08,332 --> 00:39:10,333
I try to think how I would feel
956
00:39:10,334 --> 00:39:12,292
setting foot on
Archer's Enterprise.
957
00:39:12,293 --> 00:39:14,250
Oh, the NX-01? Don't worry,
958
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,165
Boimler would freak
out about that, too.
959
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,775
The NX-01.
960
00:39:17,776 --> 00:39:19,211
They don't make them like
that ship anymore, huh?
961
00:39:19,212 --> 00:39:22,432
No, they do.
962
00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:24,173
Captain...
963
00:39:24,174 --> 00:39:26,045
I think I know how
to get us home.
964
00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:33,704
BOIMLER: When I first arrived,
I brought expectations
965
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,358
of each of you from the future.
966
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:37,142
And not only was that dangerous,
967
00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:40,407
it denied the reality of
who you are right now.
968
00:39:40,408 --> 00:39:42,322
So, I'd like to
apologize to you all
969
00:39:42,323 --> 00:39:44,367
- with a limerick.
- UNA: Or you could just
970
00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:46,369
- get to the point.
- BOIMLER: I don't have to do the limerick.
971
00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:48,066
I don't have to...
Mariner, why don't you...
972
00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:49,503
MARINER: Okay, so, one
time, Boimler dragged me
973
00:39:49,504 --> 00:39:50,721
to the Starship History Museum.
974
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,201
Dragged? You ran
up to the doors.
975
00:39:52,202 --> 00:39:53,289
No, I didn't. It was
boring. I hated it.
976
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:54,899
Anyway, um, so,
977
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:57,337
they had the NX-01 there.
Archer's Enterprise.
978
00:39:57,338 --> 00:39:59,687
BOIMLER: Yeah, yeah, classic
design. Plus it had, you know,
979
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,166
- the grapplers.
- Skip that part. They don't care.
980
00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:03,125
- I love grapplers.
- See?
981
00:40:03,126 --> 00:40:04,953
- All right.
- Anyway,
982
00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:06,694
later on in the
tour, they said that
983
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:09,479
ships back then actually
used horonium alloy
984
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480
in their hulls.
985
00:40:10,481 --> 00:40:12,483
Ta-da!
986
00:40:13,658 --> 00:40:16,268
So we need to dig an NX
class ship out of mothballs?
987
00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:17,792
No, because the tradition is
988
00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,271
every time a new
vessel's commissioned...
989
00:40:19,272 --> 00:40:20,403
Construction starts with a piece
990
00:40:20,404 --> 00:40:21,622
of the last ship
to bear its name.
991
00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:23,232
ORTEGAS: Meaning
there should be
992
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,103
a piece of horonium
inside the Enterprise.
993
00:40:25,104 --> 00:40:27,192
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
- SPOCK: Do you know where
994
00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:29,107
the section is located?
995
00:40:29,108 --> 00:40:32,415
- I don't, but...
- Surprise, I paid attention.
996
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,069
Without being asked.
997
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:35,766
This guy was distracted
by the grapplers.
998
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,333
- [Ortegas snorts]
- SPOCK: It is surprising
999
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:39,054
because she normally
does not pay attention.
1000
00:40:43,514 --> 00:40:44,906
[Uhura sighs]
1001
00:40:44,907 --> 00:40:48,431
Oh, careful with my
floor. I use that!
1002
00:40:48,432 --> 00:40:51,521
It is illogical to assume
that you are the only one.
1003
00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:53,262
One, two. I can't believe
1004
00:40:53,263 --> 00:40:55,264
all this time, we
have been walking
1005
00:40:55,265 --> 00:40:56,961
over a piece of history.
1006
00:40:56,962 --> 00:40:58,876
I'm a huge fan of
Travis Mayweather.
1007
00:40:58,877 --> 00:41:01,575
First pilot of the NX-01.
1008
00:41:01,576 --> 00:41:04,186
My middle school gym
was named after him.
1009
00:41:04,187 --> 00:41:05,840
UHURA: Hoshi Sato was
on that ship, too.
1010
00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:08,364
You know she spoke 86 languages?
1011
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,453
I wrote three papers
on her at the Academy.
1012
00:41:10,454 --> 00:41:12,673
[ding]
1013
00:41:12,674 --> 00:41:14,457
Are we sounding like...
1014
00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:16,503
UHURA: Them?
1015
00:41:16,504 --> 00:41:17,591
Indeed.
1016
00:41:17,592 --> 00:41:20,463
It is exhausting.
1017
00:41:20,464 --> 00:41:22,205
[door whooshes open]
1018
00:41:23,641 --> 00:41:26,338
- [Boimler chuckles]
- [door whooshes closed]
1019
00:41:26,339 --> 00:41:27,905
Hi.
1020
00:41:27,906 --> 00:41:29,864
Is there a problem, Ensign?
1021
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,083
Listen, I-I may have given
you the wrong impression
1022
00:41:32,084 --> 00:41:35,565
about Boimler's poster.
It-it's for recruitment.
1023
00:41:35,566 --> 00:41:37,088
Yeah, you're the literal
1024
00:41:37,089 --> 00:41:40,310
poster girl/woman for Starfleet.
1025
00:41:41,616 --> 00:41:43,268
- Come on, come on.
- Uh...
1026
00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:46,054
- You should have led with that part.
- Yeah.
1027
00:41:46,055 --> 00:41:47,708
- This is true?
- BOIMLER: Uh, yes, sir,
1028
00:41:47,709 --> 00:41:49,927
Number One, sir. Uh...
1029
00:41:49,928 --> 00:41:53,627
It was a really big
reason why I joined.
1030
00:41:53,628 --> 00:41:55,717
Ad astra per aspera.
1031
00:41:58,459 --> 00:41:59,982
They put that on the poster?
1032
00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:02,898
And I put it in my bunk.
1033
00:42:04,247 --> 00:42:06,989
I meant for that to sound a
lot more admiring than it did.
1034
00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,904
Your flagrant disregard
for temporal protocols
1035
00:42:09,905 --> 00:42:12,037
by telling me this
is deeply troubling.
1036
00:42:16,477 --> 00:42:18,348
But thanks, all the same.
1037
00:42:19,349 --> 00:42:20,828
[door whooshes open]
1038
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,221
♪
1039
00:42:23,701 --> 00:42:25,268
[laughs]
1040
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:33,449
Live long and
prosper, Mr. Boimler.
1041
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,408
[gasps softly]
1042
00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:40,761
Energize.
1043
00:42:40,762 --> 00:42:43,852
I-I'll... You also live and...
1044
00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:51,946
We got your message
about the portal.
1045
00:42:51,947 --> 00:42:53,556
That was a mistake.
1046
00:42:53,557 --> 00:42:56,428
That message was sent
without my authorization.
1047
00:42:56,429 --> 00:42:57,865
I'm afraid we still need it.
1048
00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,215
I do not like having
my time wasted,
1049
00:43:00,216 --> 00:43:02,086
- Captain.
- It's not his fault.
1050
00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:04,175
- It's mine. - And mine.
- LA'AN: It's true.
1051
00:43:04,176 --> 00:43:05,437
It's their fault.
1052
00:43:05,438 --> 00:43:07,135
BOIMLER: We called you because
1053
00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:08,832
we didn't want those
Federation colonists to starve.
1054
00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:10,355
Yeah, plus we were
kind of going through
1055
00:43:10,356 --> 00:43:11,487
a quarter-life
crisis type of thing.
1056
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,228
You know, you meet your heroes,
1057
00:43:13,229 --> 00:43:14,882
and then you're like, "What
have I done with my life?
1058
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,492
- I'm trash, right?"
- You went through that, too?
1059
00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:18,755
Absolutely. You met Uhura.
She's the total package.
1060
00:43:18,756 --> 00:43:20,627
- It is intimidating.
- BOIMLER: Because I was going through the same thing
1061
00:43:20,628 --> 00:43:21,932
- with Spock, so...
- I know. I didn't want to... - Earlier,
1062
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,586
you will recall, I told you that
1063
00:43:23,587 --> 00:43:25,066
we were here for
routine surveys.
1064
00:43:25,067 --> 00:43:27,372
Well, here's the whole truth.
1065
00:43:27,373 --> 00:43:29,940
That is a time portal.
1066
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,204
And these two are from
the future, and...
1067
00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:36,381
- we need the portal to get them home.
- Really?
1068
00:43:36,382 --> 00:43:39,471
To a future where it's
considered offensive
1069
00:43:39,472 --> 00:43:41,386
to assume an Orion is a pirate.
1070
00:43:41,387 --> 00:43:43,737
MARINER: Yeah. And, actually,
you know, one of our
1071
00:43:43,738 --> 00:43:46,174
best friends in Starfleet
is an Orion officer.
1072
00:43:46,175 --> 00:43:48,611
A scientist. Although
she does also
1073
00:43:48,612 --> 00:43:51,266
go by the name Mistress of
the Winter Constellations.
1074
00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:52,876
- It's very strange.
- That name.
1075
00:43:52,877 --> 00:43:55,139
Her great-grandmother's
on your ship.
1076
00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:56,488
Her name's Tendi.
1077
00:43:56,489 --> 00:43:58,490
I have an Astrea
Tendi on my ship.
1078
00:43:58,491 --> 00:44:00,057
How do you know that?
1079
00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:01,842
- Well... Yeah.
- Because we are time travelers,
1080
00:44:01,843 --> 00:44:03,539
as we've been telling you. I
feel like he doesn't listen.
1081
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,932
PIKE: How-how about this.
1082
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,368
You let us use the portal
1083
00:44:06,369 --> 00:44:10,241
and as far as
history is concerned,
1084
00:44:10,242 --> 00:44:11,982
Orions discovered it.
1085
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,856
Orion scientists.
1086
00:44:18,686 --> 00:44:20,775
That's all I've ever wanted.
1087
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,356
RUTHERFORD: There they
are! Should we go get them?
1088
00:44:38,357 --> 00:44:39,967
TENDI: Hang on!
We'll be right there!
1089
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:42,100
- Oh, no, no, no, we'll come to you.
- Just, no.
1090
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,152
It was good to
meet you, Captain.
1091
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,910
Wha...
1092
00:45:09,911 --> 00:45:11,476
They seemed nice.
1093
00:45:11,477 --> 00:45:13,565
[sighs] Tendi, you were right.
1094
00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:15,655
It turns out Orions did
discover this portal.
1095
00:45:15,656 --> 00:45:17,874
I know. I told you. My great-
grandmother discovered it.
1096
00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,833
- Ooh, Astrea, right?
- That's right.
1097
00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:21,966
But how'd you know her
name? [short chuckle]
1098
00:45:25,187 --> 00:45:27,884
Thanks for coming back to
the T.O.S. era to get me.
1099
00:45:27,885 --> 00:45:29,016
You picked that up from Ransom.
1100
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,408
Why does he always call it that?
1101
00:45:30,409 --> 00:45:31,975
It stands for Those
Old Scientists.
1102
00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:33,716
- Huh. They seemed pretty young to me.
- Oh!
1103
00:45:33,717 --> 00:45:35,152
Numero Una.
1104
00:45:35,153 --> 00:45:36,850
Hottest First Officer
1105
00:45:36,851 --> 00:45:38,721
- in Starfleet history.
- Ow!
1106
00:45:38,722 --> 00:45:40,462
Hey, hey! How was
the mission, Mariner?
1107
00:45:40,463 --> 00:45:42,290
Never seen you fight
to get work before.
1108
00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,248
Captain was just gonna
send cadets to that portal,
1109
00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:45,293
but she called dibs.
1110
00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:47,382
It was boring. Go away.
1111
00:45:47,383 --> 00:45:49,950
You fought to get this mission?
1112
00:45:49,951 --> 00:45:51,908
- You did it just so I'd get to go.
- No.
1113
00:45:51,909 --> 00:45:54,128
Ransom's just an idiot
with a bad memory
1114
00:45:54,129 --> 00:45:56,130
'cause he sleeps facedown
like a baby. Shut up.
1115
00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:57,480
Huh.
1116
00:46:10,711 --> 00:46:14,017
When we shouted "Surprise!"
you didn't seem very surprised.
1117
00:46:14,018 --> 00:46:15,715
Come on, Number One. I knew.
1118
00:46:15,716 --> 00:46:17,412
That's why I cancelled
my fishing trip.
1119
00:46:17,413 --> 00:46:18,718
Someone reminded me that maybe
1120
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,023
I should celebrate
with my friends.
1121
00:46:20,024 --> 00:46:22,069
Okay, next month
for movie night,
1122
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,288
I'm programming an
Andorian comedy.
1123
00:46:24,289 --> 00:46:26,682
Mm-hmm. Turns out the secret
to getting Uhura to relax
1124
00:46:26,683 --> 00:46:28,553
is making it feel like work.
1125
00:46:28,554 --> 00:46:31,078
I believe you are going to be
her next project, Lieutenant.
1126
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:32,906
God help me.
1127
00:46:32,907 --> 00:46:35,473
Mm, what exactly have we been
drinking for the last hour?
1128
00:46:35,474 --> 00:46:37,345
- [grunts "I don't know."]
- ORTEGAS: Orion hurricanes.
1129
00:46:37,346 --> 00:46:40,130
Caras gave us a bottle
of real Orion delaq,
1130
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,479
so they're genuine.
1131
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,264
Interesting flavor.
1132
00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:45,266
Does anyone else feel strange?
1133
00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,921
Why does everything feel
so... two-dimensional?
1134
00:46:47,922 --> 00:46:50,053
My arms don't normally do this.
1135
00:46:50,054 --> 00:46:52,795
My eyes feel huge.
Do my eyes look huge?
1136
00:46:52,796 --> 00:46:55,102
ALL: Hmm... Hmm?
1137
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:57,714
What the hell is
in these things?!
1138
00:47:03,676 --> 00:47:06,635
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