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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,262 [waves lapping on shore] 2 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:57,349 [seagulls cawing] 3 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,917 [soldiers shouting in Turkish] 4 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,046 [screaming] 5 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,301 [soldier shouts in Turkish] 6 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,014 [screams] 7 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,059 [cannonball whistling] 8 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,276 - Okay. - Get back in there. 9 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,779 - My wife's in there! And my children! - [baby crying] 10 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,080 [groans] Help me. 11 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,700 [groaning] 12 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,370 [bell tolling] 13 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,582 [groaning] 14 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,545 [groaning continues] 15 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,130 [woman] Hurry up there. Come on. 16 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,132 - [people chattering] - [baby crying] 17 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,718 [ofﬁcer] Sergeant, get those men back to barracks! 18 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,178 [child groaning] 19 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:21,433 [ofﬁcer] Sergeant, get those men back to barracks! 20 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,940 [bell tolling] 21 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:37,425 [actor] And so as the sun rose over the island of Cheese, 22 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,470 casting long shadows through the sausage bushes, 23 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,432 illuminating the tops of the honey trees 24 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:48,186 and warming the ﬁelds of smoked salmon, 25 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:52,190 - I, Baron Munchausen, who am renowned... - [orchestra playing accompaniment] 26 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,859 ﬁrst and foremost for telling the truth, 27 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,738 the whole truth and nothing but the truth — 28 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,115 [chuckles] 29 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,535 For while it has been my privilege... 30 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,913 - [actress 1] Oh! Oh, tighter, tighter. - [actor continues speaking monologue] 31 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:07,914 [actress 2] Hold steady. 32 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:11,501 How can you become a great actress like me, poor darling, 33 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,211 if you get blown to pieces? 34 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,921 Come on! [exhales] 35 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,256 ...my native land. 36 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,551 - [heckler 1] Oh, yeah! - [heckler 2] That's a good one, isn't it? 37 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,302 [audience chattering, jeering] 38 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,681 - There to attempt the education... - [audience gasping, laughing] 39 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,684 ...of the provincial and narrow- minded 40 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,396 and stupidly incredulous fellow countrymen, 41 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,065 we heaved anchor and set sail. 42 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,860 [audience laughing] 43 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,903 [orchestra continues playing accompaniment] 44 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,490 [chuckles] 45 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,952 We heaved anchor and set sail! 46 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,956 [whispers] The waves. The waves! 47 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,167 Oh, bugger! 48 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,837 - [actor] We heaved anchor and set sail! - We are actors. [groans] 49 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,798 - Where the devil are the stagehands? - Dead! 50 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,718 - They can't all have been killed. - Not killed, ducky. Suicide. 51 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,803 Nothing to do with your acting. 52 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,430 And... 53 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:09,476 - We heaved anchor — - [laughing continues] 54 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,895 But ill luck pursued me. 55 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,772 I was blown towards the waiting jaws of a whale 56 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,568 of such prodigious size and length 57 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,570 - that I could not... - [baby crying] 58 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,614 ...even with a telescope, 59 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,991 see the end of him. 60 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,576 [audience gasps] 61 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,998 [both] ♪ What will become of the Baron? ♪ 62 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,293 ♪ Surely this time there is no escape ♪ 63 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:39,297 ♪ What will become of the Baron? ♪ 64 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:44,219 ♪ Surely this time there is no escape ♪ 65 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,804 [set creaking] 66 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,057 I have learned from experience 67 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:53,978 that a modicum of snuff can be most efﬁcacious. 68 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,315 [laughs] 69 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,985 [steam hissing] 70 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,906 [screams, laughing] 71 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:12,830 [audience applauding lightly] 72 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,293 - Hell's bells and buckets of blood! - [sighs] 73 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,837 - Where were the waves? - [groans] 74 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,383 - The waves — Ah! You've stabbed my vitals! - Oh, God! 75 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:26,427 You incompetent imbecile! 76 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,930 It wasn't me. It was — It was her! 77 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,474 It wasn't me! It was him! 78 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,060 - You big pintle! - [baby crying] 79 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,604 We are supposed to be professionals! 80 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,941 And we're trying to stay alive! 81 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,943 Sally! 82 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,654 - All right. All right. Shh. - [baby continues fussing] 83 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:48,575 Now, stay in here or I shall lock you up. 84 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,368 - Where's my brother? - What? 85 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,495 You haven't got a brother. 86 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:57,625 Then you just tell me why it says, "Henry Salt and Son." 87 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:58,960 I'm your daughter. 88 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,962 Should never have taught you to read. 89 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,755 "And Son" is traditional. 90 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,592 That's the way it's supposed to be. 91 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,349 [grumbling] 92 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,934 What's this? 93 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,481 Bah! 94 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,899 [grumbling] 95 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:26,613 No. The Sultan's demands are still not sufficiently rational. 96 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:30,241 The only lasting peace is one based on reason and scientiﬁc principle. 97 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,160 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Jackson. 98 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:35,204 The ﬁrst act didn't go quite as we would have liked. 99 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,665 One or two little technical problems. 100 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,917 Oh, please don't apologize, Mr. Salt. 101 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,838 I'm sure you're doing your best in very trying circumstances. 102 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,176 - [whispers] Your attention. - Hmm? Ah, excuse me. 103 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,761 [assistant whispers] They're our soldiers. 104 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,430 [Jackson] Ah, the ofﬁcer who risked his life 105 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,140 - by single handedly destroying... - Six. 106 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,933 ...six enemy cannon 107 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,435 - and rescuing... - [assistant] Ten. 108 00:07:57,518 --> 00:08:00,146 [Jackson] ...ten of our men held captive by the Turk. 109 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,230 Yes, sir. 110 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,441 The ofﬁcer about whom we've heard so much. 111 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,360 [ofﬁcer] I suppose so, sir. 112 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,321 Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty. 113 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,990 I only did my best, sir. 114 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,451 Have him executed at once. 115 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,788 [guard] Yes, sir. Come along! 116 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,790 [Jackson] This sort of behavior is demoralizing 117 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,375 for the ordinary soldiers and citizens 118 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:24,671 who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. 119 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,005 Things are difﬁcult enough as it is 120 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,549 without these emotional people rocking the boat. 121 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,636 [whimsical music playing] 122 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:54,534 Ah! Constantinople! 123 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:58,371 - [assistant muttering] - The court of the Grand Turk. 124 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:02,458 What a surprise that a passing zephyr 125 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,919 should waft me here. 126 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:09,882 Perhaps fate wishes me to teach the Sultan a lesson or two. [laughing] 127 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,427 [audience laughing] 128 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,557 His Highness, the Sultan, loved a good wine 129 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,185 and could never resist a wager, 130 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,439 characteristics that were to cost him dear. 131 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,442 Lies! Lies! The scoundrels! 132 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,278 I won't put up with it! It's intolerable! 133 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,113 Stop this travesty! Stop it! 134 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,489 I think we should — 135 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,159 - It's an insult. An indignity. [audience murmuring] 136 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,079 I've never seen so much rubbish in all my life. 137 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,749 You don't know what you're talking about. 138 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,126 - After a sumptuous dinner... - [intruder] Outrageous! 139 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,836 Is this supposed to happen? 140 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,756 - ...the Sultan bade me to accompany him... - Yes, I think so. 141 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,299 ...to his private apartments. 142 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,635 [Salt] Please — No, no, no. Please — Please leave the stage. 143 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,596 This blackguard's an impostor. 144 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,599 I am Baron Munchausen, and I won't be made a fool of. 145 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,976 Please, leave. You cannot come up here. 146 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,937 We are presenting a performance. 147 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,981 [Munchausen] You are presenting a mockery. 148 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:10,818 You present me as if I were a ridiculous ﬁction, a joke. 149 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,696 I won't have it. [muttering] 150 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,241 [gasps] - [screaming, shouting] 151 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,369 - [Salt] Get him out of here! - What the devil's going on? 152 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,913 Whoa! 153 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,707 - [shouting continues] - [chattering, jeering] 154 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,210 - Come and see! - [dog barking] 155 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,503 [gasping] 156 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,797 [Salt] Curtain! 157 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,132 Ring the curtain! 158 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,218 [audience booing, jeering] 159 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,678 Get off. Get him off, get him off! Get him off! 160 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,973 Get rid of the old fool! You're ruining the show! 161 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:45,019 Quick, Jeremy, Bill, do something. I must talk with my audience. 162 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:49,482 - [booing, jeering continues] - Ladies and gentlemen, I must — 163 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:53,361 I must apologize for this — this most dreadful occurrence. 164 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,737 I can assure you that... 165 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,988 [actors gasping] 166 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,699 [Salt] ...we will endeavor to continue with the performance 167 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,035 as advertised in your sheet. 168 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,412 - Hello. - Hello. 169 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,415 Beautiful ladies. 170 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,044 Hello. 171 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,089 Beautiful ladies. 172 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:17,218 You have really great taste, sir. 173 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,762 Otherwise, it's all quite wrong! 174 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,765 Listen, cocky, uh, w—we've got a show to do and — 175 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,434 Good Lord. Berthold. 176 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,603 Who's Berthold? 177 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,146 How on earth — 178 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:33,067 It's marvelous to see you. How are you? 179 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,737 Where have you been? How are your legs? 180 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,156 - Where are the others? - [whispers] Sally, come away. 181 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491 [Munchausen] Albrecht. 182 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,659 Adolphus. 183 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,911 Gustavus. 184 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,415 I can't believe it. This is miraculous. 185 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,959 - I'm Bill. - He's Bill. 186 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:53,796 Is he still here? Will you get rid of him, for goodness' sake! 187 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,258 - What is the matter? - Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. 188 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,052 We're just about to start the second act afresh. 189 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,054 - [whispers] "Afresh"? - [Jackson] Who is this? 190 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,723 I've no idea. Some old lunatic. 191 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,392 He's Baron Munchausen. 192 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,561 Oh, I see. 193 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,646 The real Baron Munchausen. 194 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,356 [all chuckle] 195 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,025 [chuckles] 196 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,736 Yes, indeed. 197 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,447 And who, sir, may I ask, are you? 198 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,407 A public servant. 199 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:25,494 I am responsible for, among other things, the licensing of this theater. 200 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,790 This, sir, is the Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson, 201 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,252 who just happens to be winning the war and saving the city. 202 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,462 Ha! 203 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,714 Now, please leave us. 204 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,633 - He's an ass. - [gasps] 205 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,010 Only I can end this war. 206 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,304 Explain yourself. 207 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,390 I can end it because I began it. 208 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,601 I am the cause. 209 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,814 I'm afraid, sir, you have rather a weak grasp of reality. 210 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,567 Your reality, sir, 211 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,861 is lies and balderdash, 212 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,990 and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. 213 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,785 [actors gasping] 214 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,037 - [whimpers] - [actor gasps] 215 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,376 This man obviously needs a doctor. 216 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,753 - Doctor? Doctor? - [screaming] 217 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,421 [Munchausen muttering] 218 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,633 We will continue with the show. So thank you very much, Your Ordinariness. 219 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,718 Right. Off! 220 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,055 Please! Please be reasonable. 221 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,225 If we don't get on with it, he'll throw us to the Turks. 222 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,186 - I'll get on with it. - [Salt gasps] 223 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,313 I'll show them how it should be. 224 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,565 [actors gasping] 225 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,402 [audience murmuring, jeering, clapping] 226 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,861 My lords. 227 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,489 Ladies and gentlemen. 228 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,575 Baron Munchausen at your service. 229 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,619 [audience member] Pruned any noses recently? 230 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,954 [all laughing] 231 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,207 - [audience member] Give us a song! - Now, wait, wait. 232 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,502 - Most of you won't remember me... - Get him off there. 233 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,131 ...or my adventures, but I assure you they are true. 234 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,591 [audience member] Let's have it then! 235 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,176 The truth is, 236 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,971 I am the cause of this siege. 237 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,223 - Don't be stupid! - What about the Turks, then? 238 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,976 [audience member] You're the cause of the border dispute, are you? 239 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,813 - It's the sea routes we're fighting for! - No, it isn't! 240 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,940 - That was last time! - Get him out! 241 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,986 - You poor, deluded fools. - [audience continues chattering] 242 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,363 If you would only do me the courtesy 243 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,533 - of accepting the word of a gentleman, - [audience quiets] 244 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:32,204 I will reveal the true cause of this war. 245 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,206 [mumbling] 246 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,083 [chattering, gasping] 247 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,044 - After my — - Oh! 248 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,837 Oh, dear. 249 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,715 After my return from Egypt, 250 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:47,845 I was most warmly welcomed by the Grand Turk. 251 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,430 [gong resounds] 252 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,599 His Highness, the Sultan, 253 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,560 who knew of my reputation 254 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:59,148 and held me in high esteem. 255 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,610 In fact, so delighted was he with my company 256 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,696 that he offered me access to his harem. 257 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,907 [chuckles] 258 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,283 - [Munchausen] One day... - Go on. Go on. 259 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:14,205 ...the Sultan brought me a bottle of his favorite Tokay. 260 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,957 [laughing, chattering] 261 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,103 Thank you. 262 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,981 Mmm. 263 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,817 [smacks lips] 264 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,819 What do you think of that, eh? 265 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,821 Not bad. 266 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,114 [chuckling] "Not bad"? 267 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,367 My dear Munchausen, it's impossible to ﬁnd better. 268 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,619 Humbug, Your Majesty. 269 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,873 What do you wager that I won't procure for you, within the hour, 270 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,001 a bottle of Tokay far superior to this 271 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,921 from the imperial cellar at Vienna, 272 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,215 a mere thousand-odd miles away? 273 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,467 [chuckles] Accept my challenge. 274 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,428 If I don't succeed, you may cut off my head. 275 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,056 These are my stakes. What are yours? 276 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,683 I accept. 277 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,811 And if you succeed, you may take from my treasury 278 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,523 as much treasure as the strongest man can carry. 279 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,649 Agreed. 280 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,027 Give me pen and ink and I will write to the empress immediately. 281 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,870 Berthold? 282 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,289 [Munchausen, echoing] Berthold! 283 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,167 Coming! 284 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,587 Oh, blast. Sorry, gents. I've gotta go. 285 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,591 [chains rattling] 286 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,475 [gasps] 287 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,563 [attendants squealing] 288 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,773 [grunting] 289 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,779 Take this to Vienna, to the empress. 290 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,615 She will give you a bottle of wine. 291 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,450 Bring it straight to me. 292 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,993 Right- o. 293 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,165 [hufﬁng] 294 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,132 [panting] 295 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,933 [yelling] 296 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,607 [yelling] 297 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,462 Perhaps you would care for a little light entertainment while you wait. 298 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,841 [prisoners whimpering] 299 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,185 I have been composing a short opera. 300 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,729 - Would you like to hear a song or two? - No, thank you. 301 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,274 Oh, you'll love it. It's a comedy. 302 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,359 It's called The Torturer's Apprentice. 303 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,531 Here's the overture. 304 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,993 - [prisoners screaming, grunting] - [organ playing] 305 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,079 [prisoners yelping in musical pitches] 306 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,753 [screaming, yelping continue] 307 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,843 - [overture ends] - [yelping subsides] 308 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,679 - The curtain — - [prisoner whimpers] 309 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,264 [sighs] 310 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,976 The curtain rises on a typical, everyday torture chamber. 311 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,644 Yosrick, the young apprentice, 312 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,230 sings of his joy in his job. 313 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,650 - ♪ A torturer's apprentice ♪ - [screaming, grunting resumes] 314 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:15,112 ♪ Went his merry way to work one day ♪ 315 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,032 - ♪ I bend and stretch and ply my trade ♪ - [gasping] 316 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,158 [loud thud] 317 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,243 ♪ Making people all afraid ♪ 318 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,038 ♪ But things look black Business is slack ♪ 319 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,416 ♪ There is no one on the rack but me ♪ 320 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,711 [prisoner groans] 321 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,131 Act 4 is set in an abattoir. Heh- heh! 322 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216 I see a lot of slapstick. [chuckles] 323 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,636 We begin with the arrival of the eunuchs' chorus who sing, 324 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,182 "Cut Off in My Prime, Mein Herz, Mein Herz." 325 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,268 [organ playing] 326 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,479 [falsetto] ♪ Cut off in my prime ♪ 327 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,149 ♪ Surrounded by beautiful women ♪ 328 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,401 ♪ All the time ♪ 329 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:58,030 [all falsetto] ♪ A eunuch's life is hard ♪ 330 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:01,533 ♪ A eunuch is life is hard ♪ 331 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:07,122 ♪ A eunuch is life is hard ♪ 332 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:12,878 ♪ And nothing else ♪ 333 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,046 Excuse me a moment. 334 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,256 Oh, you won't want to miss this aria. 335 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,259 It reminds me of my school days in England. 336 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,594 [whistles] 337 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,680 [horse whinnies] 338 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,642 [organ playing] 339 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,521 [Sultan] ♪ Life is rather like a game ♪ 340 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:35,109 ♪ It's important that you win ♪ 341 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,987 - ♪ And though it seem a terrible shame ♪ - [screaming] 342 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,699 ♪ If you lie and cheat and sin ♪ 343 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,159 Hyah! 344 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,080 ♪ Play up and win the game ♪ 345 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,164 [Munchausen] Steady. 346 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,084 Where the hell's Berthold? 347 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,169 Don't know. I thought he was with you. 348 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,171 Well, if he's not here in three and a half minutes, 349 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,132 the Sultan is going to cut off my head. 350 00:20:58,882 --> 00:20:59,883 And? 351 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,510 "And"? 352 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,804 Is that all? 353 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,974 I'm sorry. I don't ﬁnd that funny. Do you ﬁnd that funny? 354 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,643 This isn't a joke. It's a wager. 355 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,103 [all] A wager? 356 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,981 - [Berthold snoring] - He's asleep. 357 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,900 You can hear him snoring, about 900 miles away. 358 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:17,985 Come on. 359 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,696 - Hey! - [Adolphus grunts] 360 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,286 - He's under a tree. - [snoring] 361 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,163 - Near Belgrade. - [Munchausen] What? 362 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,000 - [Adolphus] There's a bottle beside him. - I hope he hasn't been at it. 363 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,084 [Munchausen] So do I. 364 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,505 What's the wind speed, Gus? 365 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,674 Three knots. 366 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,758 Mmm. 367 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,432 - [bullet ricochets] - [bird chirps] 368 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,105 [gasps] 369 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,027 [whimpers] 370 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,405 Oh! [gasps] 371 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,282 [panting] 372 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,784 [yells] 373 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,582 [Sultan] ♪ I'm a modern man ♪ 374 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,542 ♪ These days, I ﬁnd ♪ 375 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:19,004 ♪ You have to be awfully cruel To be kind ♪ 376 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:23,926 ♪ I'm a modern man, you will agree ♪ 377 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,512 ♪ It's either you or me ♪ 378 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,472 [Sultan titters] 379 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,681 Well... 380 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,185 Time's nearly up, I think. 381 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,895 [clears throat] 382 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,650 [growling] 383 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,368 Ready. 384 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,827 [grunts] 385 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:55,707 There. 386 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,169 [executioner grunts] 387 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,672 Now. 388 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,714 [grunts] 389 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,550 - [Berthold yelling] - Huh? 390 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:17,688 [bell rings] 391 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,731 - Not late, am I? - [Munchausen] No. 392 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,025 Not late, thank you very much. 393 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,863 Thanks. I needed a trim. 394 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,785 Much obliged. 395 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:32,995 From the empress. 396 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,205 Ah. 397 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,334 Mmm. [sniffs] Ooh. 398 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,629 [chuckles] 399 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,591 [sniffs] 400 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,386 [Sultan] Mmm! 401 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:50,846 Delicious. 402 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,265 You win. 403 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:56,852 Treasurer, allow my friend here to take from the treasury 404 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,647 as much as the strongest man can carry. 405 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,441 Yes. 406 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,162 [hinges creaking] 407 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,887 Yes. That's it. 408 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,438 [grunting] 409 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,083 [chuckles] 410 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:09,841 Thanks, squire. 411 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,315 [chuckles] 412 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,866 I must speak with the Sultan. 413 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,745 - What is it? - Excellency, they've taken everything. 414 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,747 What? 415 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,374 [children giggling] 416 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,460 [Sultan grumbling] 417 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,004 - Aah! - [crowd gasps] 418 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:51,091 [grumbling] 419 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,051 [grunts] 420 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,679 [all gasp] 421 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,267 Ha! Right. 422 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,728 Uh- oh. 423 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,731 Ah! 424 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,442 Gustavus. 425 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,944 [inhaling] 426 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,571 Stop them! 427 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:16,366 [soldiers shouting] 428 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,040 [laughing] 429 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,084 Bring them back! 430 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,420 [Munchausen] Gustavus, again. 431 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,012 [laughing] 432 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,388 [grunting] 433 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,515 [laughing] 434 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,058 Fire! 435 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,478 [groans] 436 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,604 Don't shoot! 437 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,064 [soldiers continue shouting] 438 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,984 - [Munchausen] Stand ﬁrm, my friends! - Take cover! 439 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,362 Whoa! 440 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,239 - [whimpering] - Regroup! 441 00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,910 [grunts] 442 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,705 Don't leave me! 443 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:05,749 [both scream] 444 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:07,626 [laughs] 445 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,961 - [grunts] - Let me in, let me in! 446 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,756 [audience screaming, shouting] 447 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:17,594 And so, as you can see, the Sultan is still after my head. 448 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,603 Wait, stop. Don't go. 449 00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:30,315 Come back. There's more. There's more! 450 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,236 I haven't ﬁnished. Don't leave now. 451 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,529 [whimpering] 452 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:39,699 [all clamoring] 453 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:43,537 Gustavus. Adolphus. Albrecht. 454 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,248 We're about to make off with the Sultan's treasure. 455 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,041 We can't just stop. 456 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:49,417 Berthold! 457 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,044 The name's Desmond, mate. 458 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:54,339 We're actors, not ﬁgments of your imagination. 459 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:55,715 Now, get a grip! 460 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,553 Oh, come back. 461 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,264 Come back. 462 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,473 Come back! 463 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,517 [explosions continue nearby] 464 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,186 What the devil is the Sultan playing at? 465 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,604 It's Wednesday, isn't it? 466 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,441 I'm terribly sorry, sir, about the show. One or two minor setbacks here, sir. 467 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,820 This theater's closed. I want you and your company out of this city by tomorrow. 468 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,447 Oh, no, sir, no! No, sir, sir, please! Give us a se — 469 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:23,451 Sir, look at these favorable endorsements from all over Europe, sir. 470 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,414 "Mr. Salt's company holds a mirror up to nature." Vienna Clarion. 471 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,583 "Great value for money." Paris Echo. 472 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,044 "A good night out." Glasgow Herald. Just give us one second... 473 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,255 [grunting] 474 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,426 [whimpering] 475 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,229 Here, boy. Good boy. It's all right. 476 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,065 [barks] 477 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,278 - [barking continues] - Here, boy. Here, boy. 478 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:17,589 [dog whimpering] 479 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,850 - [growling] - [dog growling] 480 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:41,404 [gasps] 481 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,949 [shrieking] 482 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,709 - [grunts] - [shrieking continues] 483 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,714 [dog growls, barks] 484 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,524 [whimpering] 485 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,985 [sighs] 486 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,449 Are you all right? 487 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,585 Am I dead? 488 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,462 No. 489 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:41,631 Blast. 490 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:46,052 - Who are you really? - [groans] 491 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:49,764 Baron Munchausen isn't real. He's only in stories. 492 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,434 Go away. I'm trying to die. 493 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,853 Why? 494 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:59,858 Because I'm tired of the world, 495 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:03,361 and the world is evidently tired of me. 496 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,281 But why? Why? 497 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,242 Why? Why? Why? 498 00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:14,122 Because it's all logic and reason now. 499 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,126 Science. Progress. 500 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,128 Tsk, tsk. 501 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:25,592 Laws of hydraulics. Laws of social dynamics. 502 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:28,845 Laws of this, that and the other. 503 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:34,768 No place for three legged cyclopes 504 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,145 in the South Seas. 505 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:41,691 No place for cucumber trees 506 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,903 and oceans of wine. 507 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,030 No place for me. 508 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,824 - What happened in the story? - What? 509 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,869 In the Sultan's palace. Did you escape? 510 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,330 - Were you killed? - I don't know. 511 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:58,917 It was all a long time ago. 512 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,001 Who cares? 513 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,796 I do. 514 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,717 I'm very tired. 515 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:08,718 Goodbye. 516 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,345 Please tell me. 517 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,847 - No. - Go on. 518 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:13,932 Buzz off. 519 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:14,974 Tell me! 520 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,189 Please. 521 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,237 You really want to know, don't you? 522 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,614 [rumbling] 523 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,242 [Sally] Stop it! 524 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,538 Stop it! We'll all be killed! 525 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,164 [groans, chuckles] 526 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,416 And then I'll never know the end of the story! 527 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,585 Wait. Wait, where are you going? 528 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,338 Come back. Come back! 529 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,007 [Sally] Stop it! 530 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:52,637 Wait. Wait. Come back. 531 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,598 Take cover! 532 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,064 Wretched child. 533 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,318 [dog barking] 534 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,325 - [explosions] - [cannonball whistling] 535 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,128 [soldier] Get that powder under cover! 536 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:38,850 [Sally] No! 537 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,312 Stop it! 538 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:44,814 Stop it! 539 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,527 Get away! Stop it! 540 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,905 - Get down! - Stop it! 541 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:53,615 - [groaning] - No! 542 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,950 You'll get us both killed. 543 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,453 I thought you wanted to die. 544 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,455 Yes, but I'm old enough. 545 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:05,043 Gentlemen, don't you think it would be a good idea 546 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,587 to silence those enemy cannon? 547 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,298 No, sir. 548 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,799 No? 549 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,469 It's Wednesday. 550 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,180 Oh, my. Wednesday... 551 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,307 [grumbling] 552 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,185 [grunting] 553 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,480 [Munchausen yells] 554 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:27,607 [yelling] 555 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,860 [grunts] 556 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,283 [soldier] Left! Left! Left! 557 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,996 Oh, no! 558 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,041 [Munchausen yelling] 559 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,794 Oh! 560 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,755 [Munchausen laughs] 561 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,242 - [shrieking] - [grunts] 562 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,871 - [laughing] - [shrieking continues] 563 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,465 [Munchausen yelling] 564 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,431 [groaning] 565 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:50,273 The Turks are about to storm the walls. 566 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,943 You really are Baron Munchausen. 567 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,405 - [cannon fires in distance] - [cannonball whistling] 568 00:35:58,197 --> 00:35:59,824 [all yelling] 569 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,872 [horses whinnying] 570 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,127 This is the end. 571 00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,962 It's all over. 572 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,840 Generations of theatrical expertise 573 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,844 snuffed out in the twinkling of an eye. 574 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,014 [Salt] Sally? 575 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,223 Sally! 576 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,060 Ah! Get off! 577 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,813 Sally, come here. 578 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,608 You cretinous, senile old fart! 579 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,235 [all screaming] 580 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:39,113 Thanks to you, we're to be thrown to the Turks. 581 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,156 [Munchausen mutters] Oh, yes. 582 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,242 But he is Baron Munchausen. 583 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,078 The real one. 584 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:48,456 - You must believe me. - [Salt] Hurry! 585 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,918 [Sally] No, honestly, he is, he is. 586 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,711 Ah, shut up! 587 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:57,632 But he is, and he can save us. 588 00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,884 - Can't you? - Shambles. 589 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:02,970 [Sally] He jumped onto a cannonball. 590 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,430 He really did. 591 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:08,810 And he ﬂew miles up into the sky, above the elephants and soldiers — 592 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,770 God, stop lying! 593 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:12,897 I'm not lying! 594 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,107 Am I? 595 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,526 As a matter of fact, you are. 596 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,278 But he did. 597 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:23,116 And those soldiers saw him too. 598 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,700 They'll tell you! 599 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,079 Oh. They're dead. 600 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,455 [groans] 601 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,540 But he did! 602 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,917 No, I didn't. 603 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,836 Now you're lying! 604 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,506 I never lie. 605 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,384 [whimpers, grunts] 606 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:44,011 - Oh! - [gasps] 607 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:48,141 [Salt] Sally! Stay here! What's got into you? 608 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,022 I didn't ﬂy miles. 609 00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,192 It was more like a mile and a half. 610 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:01,529 And I didn't precisely ﬂy. 611 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:06,242 I merely held on to a mortar shell in the ﬁrst instance 612 00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:09,162 and then a cannonball on the way back. 613 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,748 You maniac. You've done for us. 614 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:16,252 Actually, it doesn't matter whether you're thrown out or stay here. 615 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:19,172 The Turks are about to take the town. 616 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,176 - [soldier] Quickly, bring those guns out! - [shouting] Come on! 617 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,760 - [whimpers] - Oh! 618 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,472 And I was just coming into my prime! 619 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,601 I'm just on the cusp between Romeo and King Lear. 620 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:35,771 My public will kill me for dying at a time like this. 621 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,317 - Save us! - Yes. [whimpering] 622 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:40,818 Save us! 623 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,738 Don't disappoint me. 624 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,491 Please, Baron, please. Oh. 625 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,660 You are a Baron, aren't you? Huh? 626 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,287 You're our only hope. 627 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,372 You are my only hope. 628 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:56,626 Ladies, ladies, please. 629 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,336 Please. 630 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:01,255 I swear that as long as I, 631 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,967 Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen, 632 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,177 live and breathe, 633 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,346 you shall come to no harm. 634 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,555 [ladies exclaiming] 635 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:13,434 You so remind me of Catherine the Great, 636 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,145 empress of all the Russias, 637 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,607 whose hand in marriage I once had the honor to decline. 638 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,359 They all remind you? 639 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,111 Yes. Why not? 640 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,531 Some bits here, some bits there. 641 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,325 I have a plan. 642 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:32,078 - I will set forth immediately... - [ladies shriek] 643 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,790 [Munchausen grunts] 644 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:39,669 ...to ﬁnd my extraordinary servants 645 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:45,716 and with their help raise the siege and save the town. 646 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,802 Oh, brilliant. Oh, very good. Bravo. 647 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,679 [matron] How? 648 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:52,390 [Munchausen] Ladies, I shall require your assistance. 649 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,560 - Of course. - Anything. 650 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,103 Just tell us what to do. 651 00:39:57,853 --> 00:40:01,232 Kindly be so good as to remove your knickers. 652 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,316 [all gasp] 653 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:09,699 [giggling, sighing] 654 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:32,263 [chattering] 655 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:35,558 Yes. Just like this. Yes, well done there. 656 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,145 Look at all that underwear. 657 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,938 Isn't it beautiful? 658 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,399 It's like a dream come true. 659 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:49,822 It's the dawning of the age of lovely, intimate things. 660 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:52,742 [Bill] But it's madness. He'll kill himself. 661 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,827 Yeah, but well worth it, eh? 662 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:59,332 That's enough nattering. Keep pumping. Keep pumping! 663 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,418 [chattering, shouting] 664 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,725 - Better report this. - You're right. 665 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:24,732 [cannonball whistling] 666 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,408 [Jackson] No, no, no, no. 667 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,996 We need a very simple plan. These are far too complicated. 668 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,998 - Simplicity is of the essence. - Sir. 669 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,501 Sir, those actors have made an air balloon. 670 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,294 They're trying to escape. 671 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,838 Arrest them at once. 672 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,465 [explosion outside] 673 00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:51,092 Throw them out of the town. 674 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,678 We can't open the gates, sir. 675 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,431 Well, throw them over the walls, then. 676 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,433 Yes, sir. 677 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,643 [explosion outside] 678 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,978 We can't start escaping at a time like this. 679 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:05,690 What would future generations think of us? 680 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,612 [crowd clamoring] 681 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,783 Right! Follow me! 682 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,471 [grunting] 683 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:42,101 [Munchausen] Hold it, hold it. Don't let it go. 684 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,937 Whoa! 685 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,856 Hold it, Adolphus. 686 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,899 [Munchausen] Bring it down, bring it down. 687 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,694 That's it. Bring the ladder over here. 688 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:54,363 - That's it, that's it. - Take care. 689 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,449 My dear. 690 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,286 Baron! 691 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,124 Oi! Have you seen Sally? 692 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:06,250 No. 693 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,879 Ah, thank you, my dear. 694 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,173 [soldier] Stop! You are under arrest! 695 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,092 Let go! Let go! 696 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:21,640 - [Munchausen] Quickly now. Quickly! - [growling] 697 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:22,767 [Munchausen] Let go! 698 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,687 Shoot him down! Take aim! 699 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,898 - [barking] - Fire! 700 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,941 [gunﬁre] 701 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:34,361 [crowd cheering] 702 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,030 Ladies and gentlemen, 703 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:39,784 I shall shortly return with reinforcements. 704 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,410 Don't lose heart. 705 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,872 And for all those ladies to whom I'm indebted 706 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:49,251 for half a ton of frilly silk and lacy linen, 707 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,587 don't catch cold. 708 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,756 - Au revoir. - [barks] 709 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:56,634 Stay, Argus, stay. I'll soon be back. 710 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,845 I will wait for you! 711 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:03,599 Come back soon! 712 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,737 He won't get far on hot air and fantasy. 713 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,954 [grunts] 714 00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:27,623 - [Sally screaming] - [gasps] 715 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,211 Blast! 716 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:34,672 [yelling] 717 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,550 [Munchausen] Hang on, hang on. 718 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,135 [Munchausen] Kids! 719 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,432 [grunting] 720 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,563 Thanks. 721 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,148 Now you've ruined everything. 722 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:57,236 I'll have to douse the ﬁre to let you down. Tsk, tsk. 723 00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,946 I'll never get off again. 724 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:03,450 - I'm going with you. - I absolutely and utterly refuse. 725 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:07,413 If we go down now, we'll land on the Turks. 726 00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,795 [soldiers shouting] 727 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,422 Huh? 728 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,643 [elephant trumpets] 729 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,072 [horse whinnies] 730 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,664 [screams] 731 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,008 [shouts, groans] 732 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,969 [laughing] 733 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,971 - Ah! - [screams] 734 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:12,937 We've got to ﬁnd your servants and get back here quickly. 735 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,148 That is what I had in mind. 736 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:17,691 [grumbles] 737 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,806 Where are we going? 738 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,391 To the moon. 739 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,686 What? That'll take ages. 740 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,230 - No, it won't. - Of course it will. 741 00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:59,525 Why are we going there? 742 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,987 That's where I last saw Berthold. 743 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:06,991 - Have you ever been to the moon? - No. 744 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,660 Ah, interesting place. 745 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:12,079 The King and Queen are charming. 746 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:17,334 You know about their detachable heads, don't you? 747 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,211 - No. - Ah. 748 00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:22,339 Their heads go off for intellectual pursuits, 749 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:27,720 while their bodies engage in more, uh, bodily activities. 750 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:32,975 The trouble is, their heads and bodies don't always see eye to eye. 751 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:35,436 [chuckles] 752 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,814 You do believe me, don't you? 753 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:43,444 I'm doing my best. 754 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,112 Mmm. 755 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,824 [thunder rumbling] 756 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,460 [grunts] 757 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,253 Are you scared? 758 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,547 Certainly not. 759 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,595 - Are you? - Certainly not. 760 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,640 [screams] 761 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:18,479 [Sally screaming] 762 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:29,448 - [Munchausen grunting] - [Sally coughing] 763 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,034 [Sally] Oh! 764 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,287 [Munchausen] Grab the rope! 765 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,584 [both grunting] 766 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,631 [Sally screaming] 767 00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,362 [yawns] 768 00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:51,697 We're here. 769 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,577 You look different. 770 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,828 Younger. 771 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:01,623 I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure. 772 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,625 For heaven's sake, don't you get any younger 773 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,711 or I'll have to ﬁnd a wet nurse. 774 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,964 Look. 775 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:21,476 You'll ﬁnd that I'm one of the King's special favorites. 776 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:25,731 We shall receive a right royal welcome. 777 00:50:27,065 --> 00:50:30,152 [fanfare playing] 778 00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:32,863 [crowd cheering] 779 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:37,159 [bells clanging] 780 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:44,333 - [crowd continues cheering] - [fanfare continues playing] 781 00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:54,718 [cheering stops] 782 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:58,639 [fanfare fades] 783 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:06,939 Now what? 784 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:12,110 I've got you at last. 785 00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:15,822 Benvenuto alla luna, Baron. 786 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:19,743 Your Majesty. What a great pleasure it is to see you again. 787 00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:22,454 May I introduce my friend Sally? 788 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:24,706 Sally, King of the Moon. 789 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:27,292 Well, his head, at any rate. 790 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:30,337 I'm sorry, you must refer to me by my complete title: 791 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,880 King of Everything. 792 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:34,299 Re di Tutto. But you may call me Ray. 793 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:38,011 You know, the moon is a very insigniﬁcant part of my domain now. 794 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,722 There is so much, much, much, much, much more. [chuckles] 795 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,849 [moaning] 796 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:46,520 My old friend, you — you seem to be in some discomfort. 797 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:47,813 What ails you? 798 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:49,356 Nothing ails me. 799 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,943 Can you not see that I am at one with the cosmos, hmm? 800 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:54,695 Ah. 801 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:58,365 "Ah"? I tell you that, and all you can say is "ah"? 802 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,826 What are you, blind? 803 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,036 Baron, let me explain it to you. 804 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,039 Since you were last here, I, that is, my head, 805 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,499 that which is left of me, 806 00:52:07,582 --> 00:52:09,793 where the brilliant and important parts are located, 807 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:13,297 is now ruling and governing the known universe. 808 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,799 And that which I don't know, I create. 809 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:19,803 [makes kissing sound, clucks, tweets] 810 00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:21,221 I just created spring. 811 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:26,059 But seriously, without me, there would be nothing. Not even you. 812 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,686 Cogito ergo es. 813 00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:29,896 I think, therefore you is. 814 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,315 [moaning] 815 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,568 Your old friend's a lunatic. 816 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,653 - So it would seem. - [King singing] 817 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:40,198 He's certainly fallen prey to delusions of grandeur. 818 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:43,910 Being in tune with every molecule in the universe 819 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,621 requires a great deal of concentration. 820 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:50,125 That is why having you on the loose, Baron, does not help. 821 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:54,212 You see, your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to me. 822 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,882 You are like a mosquito in the Taj Mahal. 823 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,759 [moaning] 824 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,511 I must inform you, my liege, 825 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,889 without my adventures you wouldn't be here. 826 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:08,268 Well, so I am now part of your adventures? 827 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:09,978 [chuckles] 828 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,105 Well, we shall see about that, huh? 829 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,525 [moaning, laughing] 830 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,911 Hmm. 831 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:30,290 [gasps] 832 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,418 Now, Baron, who created who? I hope you'll be very comfortable. 833 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,961 - Ciao. - [Queen] Oh, Roger! 834 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,506 There goes my revolting body with the Queen. 835 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:42,219 Oh, stop. Oh, I'm tired. 836 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:45,180 Oh! Go away. Damn it, he can't hear me. 837 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:46,932 Please. Oh! 838 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:50,102 Oh, you stinking, horrible man. Leave me alone! 839 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,854 It's so embarrassing. Please don't look. 840 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:55,065 Maybe he will go away. 841 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:57,776 It is hard to believe my body and I were ever attached. 842 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,069 We are so totally incompatible. 843 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:02,572 He is still dangling from the food chain, and I am in the stars. 844 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,118 Oh, it is so unmetaphysi — No. No, go away. 845 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,285 [growling] 846 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,996 No. I despise you. Let me go. 847 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,707 No! No, no! 848 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,293 [screaming, grunting] 849 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:20,507 [moaning] 850 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,050 [laughing] 851 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:23,885 I'm back! 852 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:28,557 I got lips again, and I'm gonna use 'em, baby. 853 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,309 It's me. I'm your elephant of joy. 854 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,686 - [imitates elephant trumpeting] - Oh! 855 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:35,564 [both shouting] 856 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:39,651 - Give me bacio, baby. - Yes, but eat ﬁrst, darling. 857 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:41,695 [laughs] That's right. 858 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,822 You gotta mangia before baci. 859 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,365 [laughs] 860 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,659 Mmm, mmm. I need this stuff. 861 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,454 [King belching] 862 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:53,582 [King] You can't do that when you don't got no mouth. 863 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,542 Baron. 864 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,335 - I'm back in business. - [farts] 865 00:54:57,419 --> 00:55:00,422 [moaning] Ah, oh. Oh, yeah. 866 00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:02,716 Hey, hey! You don't go nowhere. 867 00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:03,967 [laughing] 868 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:13,351 - Baron. - Your most wondrous Majesty. 869 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,854 - Hey! I know you. - Oh! 870 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:19,065 You're the little guy tried to make off with my Queen last time you were here. 871 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,484 - Huh? - Eh, moi? 872 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:25,071 We'll have no more of that, piccolo Casanova. [laughing] 873 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,823 What are you looking at? 874 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,035 [chuckles] 875 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,828 [clanging] 876 00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:36,374 Here you go, lovebirds. I'm sure you'll be very uncomfortable. 877 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,376 [laughs] 878 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,713 [groaning] 879 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:45,425 [gibbering] 880 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:49,137 [spits] 881 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:52,349 Oh, I am free again. Free to concentrate on higher things. 882 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,893 [King chuckles, razzes] 883 00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:56,686 Heh- heh. Oh! Oh. 884 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,396 Oi! Oh. Ha. 885 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,608 [King] Why don't you go back and amuse yourself in the slime, huh? 886 00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:03,276 Oh, you miss me. Oh! 887 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,987 I'm blind. Wait! My kingdom for a handkerchief. 888 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:09,115 Wait, don't. Oh! No, let me go! 889 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,910 I've got tides to regulate, comets to direct. 890 00:56:11,993 --> 00:56:14,246 I don't have time for ﬂatulence and orgasms. 891 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:16,581 I hate that face you make me make, that — 892 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:20,085 Please, please, no. I don't want any more bodily functions. 893 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:24,005 Oh! Oh, no, please, let me go! 894 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:27,008 - I don't have time for this. [screams] - [Queen] Farewell, Baron. 895 00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:30,136 [groans] 896 00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:41,147 One of the King's favorites? 897 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:44,985 This cage isn't real. 898 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:48,405 It's just part of the King's lunacy. [chuckles] 899 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,116 It seems solid enough to me. 900 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:54,327 I see we're in a not- very- helpful frame of mind. 901 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,330 How are we supposed to save the town from here? 902 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,458 The town is perfectly all right. 903 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,253 The present assault is over. Everyone is quite safe there. 904 00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:05,213 How do you know? 905 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,425 I just know. 906 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,927 [soldiers yelling] 907 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,097 [grunts] 908 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:16,349 - Ow! Ow. - [screams] 909 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:19,603 - Huh? What the devil? - Ow! 910 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,813 [Munchausen] All right, I'm coming. 911 00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:25,900 [chattering, faint] 912 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:28,278 Come out. Come out of there. 913 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:29,571 [Sally] Help. 914 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:33,658 - Come out. - [grumbling] 915 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:36,036 - Come out of there. - Ow! 916 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,706 - Stop that. What'd you do that for? - I beg your pardon. 917 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:43,543 - I thought you might be unfriendly. - Of course I'm unfriendly. 918 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:47,088 - You'd be unfriendly if I prodded you. - Who are you? 919 00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:53,428 I can't remember. I've been here so long. 920 00:57:53,511 --> 00:57:56,181 We'll be like that if we don't escape. 921 00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:57,557 Why are you here? 922 00:57:57,641 --> 00:58:00,435 Oh, I'm a very wicked criminal. 923 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,646 What have you done? 924 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:05,231 I can't remember. 925 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,108 Then how do you know you're very wicked? 926 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:12,072 Well, uh, f—for one thing, um, I'm in here. 927 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,116 And, uh, for another, 928 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,036 I've got these shackles on. 929 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:21,373 - Berthold! - Eh? 930 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,124 It's Berthold. 931 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,752 Berthold. 932 00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:28,546 It's me, the Baron. 933 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,924 I knew I'd ﬁnd you on the moon. 934 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:33,677 I'm gonna take you back to Earth so you can help us ﬁght the Sultan. 935 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,720 Get off! Get off me! 936 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:38,890 You're Berthold. Berthold, my old servant. 937 00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:43,353 Those leg irons are to slow you down, stop you tearing off all over the place. 938 00:58:43,436 --> 00:58:47,107 - You must be joking. - You always wore them, remember? 939 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:50,068 - You're crackers. - I'm Baron Munchausen. 940 00:58:50,151 --> 00:58:53,321 Hmm. That sounds nasty. Is it contagious? 941 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:56,282 - We're wasting time. - [Queen moaning] 942 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,119 [moaning continues] 943 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,834 Darling Baron. 944 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,294 - Ariadne. - [lock and key clanking] 945 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:12,549 I'm sorry I could not speak to you before, 946 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,885 but Roger's so difﬁcult. 947 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:19,389 Where exactly is Roger? 948 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:22,058 In bed with my body, of course. 949 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:24,769 [screams, moans] 950 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,397 Stop it. Stop it. 951 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,525 If he discovers my head's with you... 952 00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:33,737 [Queen moaning] Quickly, quickly, quickly. 953 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,280 Climb into my hair. 954 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:36,990 [moaning] 955 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,869 Why is she making those funny noises? 956 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:43,496 [Queen] No, not there. Yes, yes, yes! 957 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,845 Her body is with the King, and... 958 00:59:46,869 --> 00:59:47,542 he is, uh... 959 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:49,794 [Queen laughing] 960 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,337 tickling her feet. 961 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:54,174 [Queen] Yes, yes, yes! No! Oh, no! 962 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,885 - Berthold, come on. - Let go of me. 963 00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,803 - You're coming with us. - No chance. 964 00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:01,890 - Why not? - I can't remember. 965 01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:03,641 - You're not frightened, are you? - That's it. 966 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,269 - Come on, help me. - [Queen] Stop it. 967 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:09,647 - [gasps] Hurry, hurry. - [Munchausen] Come on, quickly. 968 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:11,691 - Climb aboard. - [Queen] Ooh, la, la! 969 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:15,236 - Give me your hand. - Roger. Oh! [giggling] 970 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,239 - Hold tight. - [Berthold] I don't want to escape! 971 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:22,285 - [Sally yells] - [Berthold] Oh, no! Aah! 972 01:00:22,368 --> 01:00:26,372 - [Sally continues yelling] - [Berthold] Oh, gosh. I can't hold on! 973 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,958 [both continue yelling] 974 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,252 [Queen continues moaning] 975 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:35,340 [King cackles] Oh, yes, yes, yes. 976 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:40,011 Oh. I love this! I'll tickle you till dawn, darling. 977 01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:43,056 There we go. Ahf — Ahf — [sneezes, laughs] 978 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:46,351 Oh, there. I wipe everything away there. Tickly, tickly, tickly. 979 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,894 [clicking] 980 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:50,063 Oh, darling, you love this. I know you do. 981 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,316 But you don't say anything. Why you don't say anything? 982 01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:55,652 [gasps] You are a pillow biter, that's it. 983 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,111 Hey, tickly, tickly, tickly. 984 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,364 [moans, trills] 985 01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:02,492 [moaning continues] 986 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:10,124 Oh, Baron, I — I must get back to Roger before he notices I am headless. 987 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,876 I quite understand. 988 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,962 Darling, 989 01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:16,256 take me with you. 990 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,383 - Back to Earth? - Yes. 991 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,593 Oh, yes! 992 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,721 Uh... without your body? 993 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:28,685 I thought you loved me for myself. 994 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:32,021 Oh, I did. [chuckles] I-I mean, I do. 995 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:35,191 - Of course I do. I-It's just, uh — - We have to go! 996 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:39,779 I think you're right, aren't you? It's impossible. 997 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:43,783 [sighs] Here, take a lock of my hair. 998 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,081 Just a lock, cocky, not the whole carpet. 999 01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:51,708 I shall treasure it always. 1000 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:54,252 [Queen gasps] The King! 1001 01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:56,671 Oh! Oh! I must go! Oh! 1002 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,716 Au revoir, my dear Baron. 1003 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,718 Oh. [whimpering] 1004 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,177 Mmm! 1005 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,638 Oh, yes! 1006 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,474 I am coming, Roger. 1007 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,268 I'm coming! 1008 01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:14,564 [King] Darling, I am going to drive you to China. Let it out — 1009 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:17,734 Oh, my God! Where is your head? 1010 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:20,153 No wonder you so quiet, eh? 1011 01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:22,530 I'm too rough. I knock it off, huh? 1012 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,325 It's around here. I'll ﬁnd it, we play head- and- seek. 1013 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,910 Hold on. Darling — 1014 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,371 Oh, you play a trick, eh? Darling, come out. 1015 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,707 [laughing] 1016 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:36,628 You're not here. Oh... Where are you? Where — 1017 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:39,672 You are with the Baron. 1018 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:43,092 You are with that little man. 1019 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,386 You told me size don't make a difference! 1020 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:47,680 Oh, you puttana! 1021 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,474 No head to hit. That's it! 1022 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:53,186 I'll ﬁnd you, Baron, and then I'll kill you. 1023 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:56,272 [King shouting, faint] 1024 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:01,235 [Munchausen] Faster. Faster. 1025 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:05,657 I'll make a Baron brochette. Sybil, andiamo! 1026 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,369 - [King] Fly! - [squawking] 1027 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,831 Come on, faster! 1028 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:17,669 We can't. Berthold can hardly move. 1029 01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:19,337 [Munchausen] Take his weights off. 1030 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,589 - [Sally] I have! - What? 1031 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:26,427 - He's old. He can't run anymore. - Nonsense! 1032 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:28,554 He's just out of practice. 1033 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:31,099 - [King yelling] - [squawking] 1034 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,478 - [grunts] - Come on, Berthold. 1035 01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:37,063 Come on. 1036 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:38,272 [Sybil squawking] 1037 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,234 You look for him. Nowhere to run to. 1038 01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:43,528 Nowhere to hide for you, Baron. 1039 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:46,114 What are you looking at? Look down there. That's it. 1040 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:47,907 Come on. 1041 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:52,912 [King] There he is, Sybil! Down there! 1042 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:55,123 I got you now, Baron! 1043 01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:57,875 [Berthold gasping, whimpering] 1044 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,421 [squawking] 1045 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:03,631 No, wait! No, Sybil, wait! 1046 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,883 [speaking in Italian] 1047 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,051 [yells] 1048 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,594 [whimpering] 1049 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,514 [grunts] 1050 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,099 Whoa! 1051 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,895 There they are. Oh! 1052 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,857 Are you hungry, my darling? Are you? Ha- ha- ha. 1053 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,651 All right, you take the Baron, you take the bald one, 1054 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,863 and for you, my sweet, the little girl, because you're my favorite. 1055 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:29,407 All right. Dinner is served. 1056 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,367 [Sybil squawking] 1057 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,162 Teamwork, Sybil! 1058 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,622 - You go that way, I'll go this way. - You're the last of your species! 1059 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,500 - Come on! - Work with me, girls! Stay together! 1060 01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:45,590 No, girls, don't split up on me now! 1061 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,676 Mayday! 1062 01:04:49,343 --> 01:04:51,971 We're going down! Mayday! 1063 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:59,645 Sybil, don't desert me now! 1064 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:02,356 I love you, Sybil! 1065 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,901 [King screaming] 1066 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:15,787 [King] I'm free. I'm free at last. The body is dead. 1067 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:19,707 The body is dead. Long live the head. It's ﬁnished! Finito! Heh- heh! 1068 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,709 Bye, body. Mmm. Ha- ha! 1069 01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:25,254 I shall prove a head does not need a body to survive. 1070 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,715 I am omnipotent. Ha- ha! 1071 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:30,468 Yes. Oh! Oh, no, I got an itch. 1072 01:05:30,551 --> 01:05:32,512 Oh, no. Oh, no. 1073 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,972 Oh! Oh, no. No, no. 1074 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:36,599 [stammers] 1075 01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:39,811 [sneezes] 1076 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,818 - Well done, Sally, well done. - [Sally] Thanks. 1077 01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:48,236 [Munchausen chuckles] 1078 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:49,320 Baron? 1079 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,365 Baron M—Munchausen. 1080 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,242 How great to see you. 1081 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,285 - What are you doing here? - Get off me. 1082 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:58,704 I-It's me, Berthold, your old servant. 1083 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:02,083 - Berthold, remember? - Yes, yes, we've been through all that. 1084 01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:04,836 Oh. Uh... where are we? 1085 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,838 On the moon. 1086 01:06:07,421 --> 01:06:10,550 Oh, yeah. [chuckles] Same old Baron, eh? 1087 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,886 - [Sally] Can we go now? - Get weaving. 1088 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,806 Hang on. Hang on. 1089 01:06:16,889 --> 01:06:19,392 It's all coming back. 1090 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:22,937 I've been stuck here for over 20 years. 1091 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:25,898 Ever since you were last here on the moon. 1092 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:29,235 You abandoned me here. You swine. 1093 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,696 You toddled off with that old Queen of tarts 1094 01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,991 and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? 1095 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,785 And now you come back here just because it suits you, 1096 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,745 after wasting half my life, 1097 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:43,332 and expect me to follow you to the ends of the Earth. 1098 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,625 Yes. 1099 01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:47,044 Oh, all right. 1100 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:08,107 Berthold, 1101 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:11,569 do you know where the rest of the gang are? 1102 01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:13,070 Not a clue. 1103 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:14,197 Oh! Ow. 1104 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,907 Oh... 1105 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:27,043 This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever believes. 1106 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:29,545 Right, Berthold. 1107 01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,175 [grunts] 1108 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:36,093 You go ﬁrst. 1109 01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:38,679 Then Sally. 1110 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,188 [Sally] Careful. 1111 01:07:47,271 --> 01:07:48,856 [grunting] 1112 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,317 Whoa! 1113 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,902 [Munchausen] Off you go. 1114 01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,083 That's it. 1115 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:08,501 Finito. 1116 01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:10,419 There's no more rope. 1117 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,632 - Mind out, I'm coming back up. - [Munchausen] Wait a moment. 1118 01:08:14,715 --> 01:08:16,300 Here. 1119 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:19,178 Tie this to the end of it. 1120 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,972 Where'd you get this from? 1121 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:24,600 - I cut it from the top. - From the top? 1122 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:27,520 Naturally. Where else do you think I'd get it from? 1123 01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:29,981 - But — - Yes, yes, yes. 1124 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:33,109 Splice it to the end so that we may continue our descent. 1125 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,652 Oh. 1126 01:08:34,735 --> 01:08:36,946 Very clever. Great. 1127 01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:39,031 [Berthold] Why didn't I think Of that? 1128 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:42,910 That's why he's a Baron and I'm a prole. 1129 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:44,287 [Munchausen, Sally scream] 1130 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,538 [Berthold screams] 1131 01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:48,541 [screaming continues] 1132 01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:51,544 [Sally] We'll never rescue them now! 1133 01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:54,547 [Sally whimpering] 1134 01:08:57,675 --> 01:09:00,011 [workers shouting] 1135 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,596 Two and a half percent on the basic rate. 1136 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,349 - That's not enough. - That's what I got to offer! 1137 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:08,728 ...a separate agreement for overtime! 1138 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,104 Six percent! 1139 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,317 Yeah! 1140 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,278 Two and a half percent! Take it or leave it! 1141 01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:20,781 - Five percent, or no increased production. - [blows raspberry] 1142 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:23,200 [shouting continues in distance] 1143 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,368 [Sally yelling] 1144 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:28,748 [workers chanting] We want more! We want more! 1145 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:33,878 - We want more! We want more! - [groaning, coughing] 1146 01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:35,463 [shouting subsides] 1147 01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:38,257 [Sally] I'm still in one piece. 1148 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,468 I think. 1149 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:42,803 - I can't imagine why. - Oh. 1150 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:47,683 Our descent in what I take to be the volcano of Mount Etna 1151 01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:51,729 should have been slowed by a rising cushion of warm air. 1152 01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:55,024 Damn thing seems to have gone out. 1153 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,737 [Berthold] Oh, no. Not more giants. 1154 01:10:02,823 --> 01:10:05,576 Can I help you tiny mortals? 1155 01:10:05,659 --> 01:10:09,163 I-I-I sincerely hope so. 1156 01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:11,499 I'm, uh, Baron Munchausen. 1157 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,169 You may have heard of me. 1158 01:10:15,252 --> 01:10:17,254 My friends and I are looking for three men. 1159 01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,924 One with exceptional eyesight, 1160 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:22,927 one with superb hearing and powerful lungs, 1161 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:25,721 and one who is extremely large and strong. 1162 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:28,140 [laughing] 1163 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:33,396 Oh, we're all extremely large and strong here. 1164 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,147 [grunts] 1165 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,609 [laughing maniacally] 1166 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,699 I am Vulcan, 1167 01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,743 the God. 1168 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,620 And, uh, these... 1169 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:53,499 are my giant employees, 1170 01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,460 the cyclopes. 1171 01:10:56,544 --> 01:11:00,423 Who even now are going back to work! 1172 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:04,468 - [cyclopes grumbling] - [work whistle blowing] 1173 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:07,430 I'm willing to supply arms and equipment 1174 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:10,433 to anyone that's prepared to pay the price. 1175 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:14,562 Greeks, Trojans, Romans, Huns. 1176 01:11:14,645 --> 01:11:16,689 It's not my fault that they're crazy enough 1177 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,774 to slaughter each other, is it? 1178 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:20,317 [Cyclops groans] 1179 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:23,446 [Vulcan] You manky crew! 1180 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:26,657 Your go- slows don't impress me. I'm God! 1181 01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:29,618 I've got all the time in the universe! 1182 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:33,038 Hear that? All the time, me! 1183 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:36,542 You know, in the old days, the staff used to get paid, on the dot, 1184 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:37,835 every thousand years. 1185 01:11:37,918 --> 01:11:41,589 This lot expect them every century. Hacks. 1186 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,883 Outrageous! 1187 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:45,885 What's this? 1188 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,512 Oh, this is our prototype. 1189 01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:51,557 RX, uh, intercontinental, 1190 01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:54,143 radar sneaky, 1191 01:11:54,226 --> 01:11:56,896 multi-warheaded nuclear missile. 1192 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:58,647 Ah. 1193 01:12:00,524 --> 01:12:03,194 - What does it do? - Do? 1194 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:05,529 Kills the enemy. 1195 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:08,532 - All the enemy? - Aye, all of them. 1196 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,119 All their wives and all their children and all their sheep and all their cattle 1197 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:14,497 and all their cats and dogs. 1198 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,875 All of them. All of them gone for good. 1199 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,418 That's horrible. 1200 01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:22,755 Ah. 1201 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:26,133 Well, you see, 1202 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:28,052 the advantage is, 1203 01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:32,598 you don't have to see one single one of them die. 1204 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:35,142 You just sit comfortably, 1205 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:38,604 thousands of miles away from the battleﬁeld, 1206 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:42,107 and simply press the button. 1207 01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:45,736 Well, where's the fun in that? 1208 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,030 Oh. 1209 01:12:48,113 --> 01:12:51,659 We cater for all sorts here. 1210 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,577 You'd be surprised. 1211 01:12:54,411 --> 01:12:58,624 Would you care for a little fodder, perhaps? 1212 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:12,096 Mmm. Delicious. 1213 01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:14,890 Ah, aye, it's not a bad drop of tea, 1214 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:18,435 as far as nectar of the gods go, you'll understand. 1215 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:22,398 You can all stay for as long as you like. It's nice to have fresh company for tea. 1216 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,692 Thank you. It'll be a pleasure. 1217 01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:28,821 I'm sorry, but we have to go soon. 1218 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:31,865 We're in a hurry. 1219 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,535 - [door closes] - [humming] 1220 01:13:34,618 --> 01:13:39,206 [Vulcan] Oh, here comes my midget manservant 1221 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,375 with the petits fours. 1222 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,754 - Albrecht. - Albrecht. 1223 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:48,424 Baron. Berthold. 1224 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:51,385 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 1225 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:53,721 Haven't got the treasure — Treasure anymore. 1226 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:56,473 I spent it — I mean, I gave it all t... to charity. 1227 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,892 I don't want the treasure. 1228 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,436 Albrecht, this is Sally. 1229 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,771 - Sally, Albrecht. - Hello. 1230 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:04,064 Hi. 1231 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:07,067 I want you to come and help us ﬁght the Turk again. 1232 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,112 Oh, no, I couldn't do that. No. 1233 01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:13,073 Not since I've found myself. No, no, I really — 1234 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:16,201 No, I never really wanted to be big and strong 1235 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,078 and lug heavy things about. 1236 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:22,166 No, I now know I want to be dainty and sensitive. 1237 01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:24,168 They call me their midget down here. 1238 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,462 I love it. It's bliss. 1239 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,672 He's gone funny. 1240 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,759 [wind whistling] 1241 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:38,974 - [waves crashing] - [seagulls cawing] 1242 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,188 Hello. 1243 01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:14,153 Oh, my darling. 1244 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:17,865 Oh, my — My dearest. Oh. 1245 01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:21,326 [smooching] 1246 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:24,538 [laughs] Oh! [clears throat] Excuse me. 1247 01:16:24,621 --> 01:16:28,375 May I introduce you to Baron Munchausen 1248 01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:31,754 and his, uh, little friend over there, Sally, 1249 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,507 and, uh... [chuckles] Berthold. 1250 01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:38,135 Ah. Ah. 1251 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:42,389 Um, this is, uh, Venus. 1252 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,558 - The goddess. - [lows] 1253 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:46,101 My wife. 1254 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:49,563 Madam, 1255 01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:51,607 I am overwhelmed. 1256 01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:55,569 Oh... 1257 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:59,364 Oh, my — my love, my life. 1258 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:02,451 Alpha and the omega of my existence. 1259 01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:04,703 I've got something here for you. 1260 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,500 [clears throat] 1261 01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,503 [rumbling] 1262 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,838 [sighs] 1263 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,840 [chuckles] 1264 01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:18,926 [hissing] 1265 01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:24,807 [chuckles] 1266 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,644 A diamond. 1267 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:30,604 For you, my precious. 1268 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:34,691 You're so sweet. 1269 01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,027 Another diamond. 1270 01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,370 Madam, 1271 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:49,122 I am, alas, unable to offer you 1272 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,792 so splendid a gift, 1273 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:54,837 but allow me to say that you excel in beauty 1274 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,298 even the magniﬁcent Catherine the Great of Russia... 1275 01:17:58,382 --> 01:17:59,383 Here we go. 1276 01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:04,596 ...whose hand in marriage I once had the honor of declining. 1277 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,433 - Baron, you flatter me. - Not one jot, madam. 1278 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,853 Not one tittle. 1279 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,531 What a handsome... 1280 01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:26,535 mustache. 1281 01:18:29,621 --> 01:18:32,708 Shall we... dance? 1282 01:18:51,184 --> 01:18:54,187 [growling] 1283 01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,615 Come and see the ballroom. 1284 01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:08,744 Come and see the ballroom. 1285 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:19,421 [waltz playing] 1286 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:37,105 [grumbling] 1287 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:39,650 Nice, isn't it? 1288 01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:41,860 We've just had it done! 1289 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:44,071 Did you know that? 1290 01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:56,124 Uh... 1291 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,461 I can dance. Here, watch this. 1292 01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:10,555 [waltz continues playing] 1293 01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:25,112 [panting] 1294 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:51,555 Sally, you can dance, can't you? 1295 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:53,724 - No. - [Berthold sighs] 1296 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:55,517 Thanks a lot. 1297 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:58,395 [panting continues] 1298 01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:06,445 Hey! 1299 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:08,822 Stop! 1300 01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,325 Baron! 1301 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,913 Can we go now? 1302 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:20,208 Hello! 1303 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:25,380 Hey! 1304 01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:28,425 Stop it. 1305 01:21:28,508 --> 01:21:29,926 Come down. 1306 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,221 We've got to get back. 1307 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,600 We've got to get back and save the town! 1308 01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,395 Please, Baron. 1309 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,439 Please? 1310 01:21:42,522 --> 01:21:45,442 Don't fret. The town is in no immediate danger. 1311 01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:06,463 [lows] 1312 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:08,173 [grunting] 1313 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:12,677 The Baron's kissing your wife. 1314 01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,930 - [sighs] - What? 1315 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,517 [growling] 1316 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,769 I mean... what? 1317 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:52,634 - You're a harlot! - [gasps] 1318 01:22:52,717 --> 01:22:55,554 Whore! Do you hear? 1319 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,014 Whore, whore, whore! 1320 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:04,646 That's enough of that, you strumpet. 1321 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,356 [gasps] 1322 01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:07,941 [Munchausen] No, wait, please. 1323 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:09,609 [laughing maniacally] 1324 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:13,822 - But, darling — - Don't you "darling" me! 1325 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:16,116 - [Munchausen muttering] - [Venus gasping] 1326 01:23:17,617 --> 01:23:20,996 Do something. Save him. 1327 01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:25,292 Darling, don't be jealous! 1328 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,252 Jealous? 1329 01:23:27,335 --> 01:23:30,922 - I'm not jealous. I'm — - [Munchausen] I... I... I'm sure I — 1330 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:34,509 - Give him back to me! - [Albrecht] Oh, excuse me. 1331 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:36,219 Please. Please. 1332 01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,929 You never let me have any friends! 1333 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:41,933 I won't have you wiggling at philanderers, you ﬂoozy! 1334 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:44,436 - [gasps] Floozy? - Sir? Sir, I must assure you — 1335 01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:48,523 Floozy? I am a goddess! I can do what I like! 1336 01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:52,068 And I am the god, so shut up! 1337 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,695 [both grunting] 1338 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:55,655 [whimpers] 1339 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:58,825 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. - [Venus] Put him down, you brute! 1340 01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,327 [panting] 1341 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:03,997 - Ungrateful mortal! - Please don't. No. Oof! 1342 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,499 You'll pay for this! Do you hear me? 1343 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:09,294 I — I must insist that the lady is blameless. 1344 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:13,632 [Albrecht] Please. Please. Please. 1345 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,508 [Berthold] Please, put the Baron down. 1346 01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:18,970 - Now, let's not be too hasty. - [Berthold] He's always like that! 1347 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,430 - [Vulcan yells] - [Sally] No! 1348 01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:22,265 [Munchausen yells] 1349 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:24,851 [Albrecht yelling] 1350 01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,855 What have you done to them? 1351 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:32,567 [Venus] You small- minded, petit bourgeois — 1352 01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:35,487 Shut up, you trollop! 1353 01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:36,488 [whimpers] 1354 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,782 What have you done to the Baron? 1355 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,867 You want the Baron? 1356 01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:42,744 You can have the Baron. 1357 01:24:43,286 --> 01:24:46,665 Uh — No, thanks, it's okay. I don't need him! 1358 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:47,999 [yelling] 1359 01:24:50,377 --> 01:24:52,170 - [Vulcan grunts] - [gasps] 1360 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,382 [screams] 1361 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,051 [roaring] 1362 01:24:58,134 --> 01:25:00,637 - Did you enjoy that? - [sighs] 1363 01:25:03,056 --> 01:25:03,974 [growls] 1364 01:25:04,057 --> 01:25:07,102 Did I... excite you? 1365 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:08,603 [growls] 1366 01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:35,380 [cyclopes humming "Ar Hyd y Nos"] 1367 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,808 [all screaming] 1368 01:25:55,358 --> 01:25:58,153 [all gurgling, groaning] 1369 01:26:19,799 --> 01:26:21,051 What? Huh? 1370 01:26:31,227 --> 01:26:34,397 Oh, damn. I can't swim. 1371 01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:41,863 [Sally] What's happening? 1372 01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:44,574 You've got old again. 1373 01:26:44,657 --> 01:26:46,701 Well, what do you expect? 1374 01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:49,329 I've just been expelled from a state of bliss. 1375 01:26:49,412 --> 01:26:50,872 And it's all your fault. 1376 01:26:50,955 --> 01:26:52,374 Where are we? 1377 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,043 Answer me! 1378 01:26:56,378 --> 01:27:00,340 The most probable explanation, if you're not an incurable skeptic, 1379 01:27:00,423 --> 01:27:03,134 is that we've been dropped through the center of the world 1380 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,596 and come out on the other side, somewhere in the South Seas. 1381 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:08,556 That's miles away. 1382 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,225 Oh, well done. 1383 01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:14,479 - I was happy in my volcano. - So was I. 1384 01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:16,606 Look! An island! 1385 01:27:16,689 --> 01:27:19,609 [seagulls cawing] 1386 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:24,739 - Is there a volcano on it? - Oh, shut up about your poxy volcano! 1387 01:27:27,951 --> 01:27:31,663 I think there... is a volcano on it. 1388 01:27:37,877 --> 01:27:39,379 It's moving! 1389 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:45,218 I spy with my little eye something beginning with M. [coughs] 1390 01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:47,178 [Albrecht] It's a demon of the deep! 1391 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:50,223 That begins with D, you klutz. 1392 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:52,809 It's M, for monster. 1393 01:27:57,021 --> 01:28:00,400 [gasps] Will it eat us? 1394 01:28:00,483 --> 01:28:02,235 With any luck. 1395 01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:10,869 [yells] 1396 01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:15,707 [gasps] 1397 01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:19,419 [yelling] 1398 01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:30,221 [all screaming] 1399 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,134 [coughing] 1400 01:29:13,264 --> 01:29:15,266 [groans] 1401 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,730 Baron! 1402 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,566 Baron? 1403 01:29:25,109 --> 01:29:26,945 Baron! 1404 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,365 Quick, give me a hand. 1405 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:34,118 He looks dead to me. 1406 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:36,246 [Sally] He can't be dead. 1407 01:29:36,996 --> 01:29:38,665 Come on, then. 1408 01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,458 Place him over here. 1409 01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:46,673 [Albrecht] He doesn't look very perky, does he? 1410 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,095 Is there a doctor in the ﬁsh? [chuckles] 1411 01:29:53,137 --> 01:29:55,807 No doctors. 1412 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:59,185 - No doctors. - [accordion playing in distance] 1413 01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:01,813 [Sally] We've got to get him warm and dry. 1414 01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:05,066 - [accordion continues playing] - What's that noise? 1415 01:30:05,149 --> 01:30:08,319 It's... music. 1416 01:30:09,821 --> 01:30:11,573 That's not music. 1417 01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:13,408 Look. 1418 01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:17,078 There's a light. 1419 01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:20,206 - Come on. - [grunting] 1420 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:28,923 [Sally] This way. Careful. 1421 01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:32,010 [ship creaking] 1422 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:36,723 - [accordion continues playing] - [person singing, faint] 1423 01:30:48,651 --> 01:30:52,322 [singing continues] 1424 01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:58,369 [grunting, gasping] 1425 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:04,834 ♪ Oh ♪ 1426 01:31:04,917 --> 01:31:07,920 ♪ Once I had a sweetheart ♪ 1427 01:31:08,004 --> 01:31:10,173 ♪ A sweetheart once I had ♪ 1428 01:31:10,256 --> 01:31:13,259 ♪ She was the truest beauty... ♪ 1429 01:31:13,343 --> 01:31:16,471 Excuse me. Hello? 1430 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:20,725 [Sally] We need some help. 1431 01:31:20,808 --> 01:31:23,686 - [singing continues] - Excuse me. 1432 01:31:27,023 --> 01:31:29,651 - We need some help. - No doctors. 1433 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:31,819 [Munchausen] No doctors! 1434 01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:35,448 ♪ Oh, once I had a sweetheart... ♪ 1435 01:31:35,531 --> 01:31:39,202 [hoarsely] Do I hear the Baron? 1436 01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:40,411 Eh? 1437 01:31:42,413 --> 01:31:44,248 Do I hear the Baron? 1438 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,418 No doctors. 1439 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,796 Do I hear the Baron? 1440 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:51,756 I just said that. 1441 01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:54,050 Use your trumpet. 1442 01:31:54,133 --> 01:31:55,009 [grunts] 1443 01:31:55,093 --> 01:31:56,636 - [yells] - [crashing] 1444 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:01,516 Adolphus. Gustavus. 1445 01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:04,060 Is it really you? 1446 01:32:04,143 --> 01:32:05,978 Baron. Berthold. 1447 01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:07,897 - Albrecht! - The Baron! 1448 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:10,983 I don't believe it. It's a miracle. 1449 01:32:14,654 --> 01:32:16,948 Sally, this is Adolphus, 1450 01:32:17,031 --> 01:32:21,536 who used to be able to hit a bull's eye from halfway round the world. 1451 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:23,037 And this is Gustavus, 1452 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:26,791 who could blow over a whole forest with just one breath. 1453 01:32:26,874 --> 01:32:29,961 Those were the days, eh? 1454 01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:34,298 When we were young and alive. 1455 01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:36,134 [laughing] 1456 01:32:36,217 --> 01:32:37,760 How do you mean? 1457 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:40,304 It's no good ﬁghting it. 1458 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:43,433 - We're not dead. - [Gustavus] You have to accept it. 1459 01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:46,519 We're all dead here. 1460 01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:47,895 This is hell. 1461 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,689 Heaven. [chuckles] 1462 01:32:49,772 --> 01:32:51,607 - Hell! - Heaven! 1463 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,818 Don't be stupid. 1464 01:32:53,901 --> 01:32:56,320 [laughing] 1465 01:32:56,404 --> 01:33:00,366 Well, sit down, relax. Have a game. 1466 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:05,538 You're dead for a very long time. 1467 01:33:06,247 --> 01:33:08,499 Come on, come on, sit down. 1468 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,210 Let's have a nice game, eh? 1469 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:13,379 What are you doing? 1470 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:17,717 You're giving up, aren't you? 1471 01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:21,721 Well, you can't give up. I won't let you. 1472 01:33:21,804 --> 01:33:23,598 Go away. Clear off. 1473 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,812 What about Rose and Daisy 1474 01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:32,982 and my father and all the others? 1475 01:33:33,065 --> 01:33:35,693 You promised to help them. 1476 01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:37,236 They are perfectly safe. 1477 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,871 They can look after themselves. 1478 01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:56,297 Besides, there are more important things. 1479 01:33:56,380 --> 01:33:58,341 Such as? 1480 01:33:58,424 --> 01:33:59,759 Well... 1481 01:34:08,976 --> 01:34:11,062 [screaming] 1482 01:34:13,105 --> 01:34:15,733 [moaning] 1483 01:34:15,817 --> 01:34:18,319 You horrible little brat! 1484 01:34:22,990 --> 01:34:27,453 Can't you let me die in peace once in a while? 1485 01:34:27,537 --> 01:34:30,498 - [howling] - [whinnying] 1486 01:34:30,581 --> 01:34:32,750 [crashing] 1487 01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:35,920 Huh? 1488 01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:44,846 What the... 1489 01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:49,225 [whinnying] 1490 01:34:49,308 --> 01:34:50,768 [gasps] 1491 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:53,271 Ha! 1492 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:56,566 Bucephalus. 1493 01:34:56,649 --> 01:34:59,151 My Bucephalus. 1494 01:34:59,235 --> 01:35:01,320 [chuckles] 1495 01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:03,948 He must have heard me shouting. 1496 01:35:05,575 --> 01:35:08,452 This is a — a good omen, what? 1497 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:10,496 Oh — Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1498 01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:15,710 Prepare a rowing boat and be ready to leave. 1499 01:35:17,461 --> 01:35:19,130 Come on, boy. 1500 01:35:20,172 --> 01:35:22,717 I have learned from experience 1501 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:27,346 that a modicum of snuff can be most efﬁcacious. 1502 01:35:29,974 --> 01:35:32,226 [loud grumbling] 1503 01:35:32,894 --> 01:35:33,978 [gasps] 1504 01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,025 [sniffs] 1505 01:35:43,696 --> 01:35:46,949 [grumbling] 1506 01:35:47,033 --> 01:35:49,785 [grunting] 1507 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,871 Ahchoo! 1508 01:35:57,543 --> 01:35:59,253 [all yelling] 1509 01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,935 [all screaming] 1510 01:36:32,954 --> 01:36:34,830 I'll never eat ﬁsh again. 1511 01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:40,461 Wh — Where's the Baron? 1512 01:36:42,254 --> 01:36:43,339 Baron? 1513 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:47,593 Baron! 1514 01:36:48,511 --> 01:36:49,929 [Sally] Baron! 1515 01:36:50,596 --> 01:36:51,597 Baron? 1516 01:36:52,431 --> 01:36:54,392 [sobbing] 1517 01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,185 Baron! 1518 01:36:56,268 --> 01:36:58,896 [Berthold] Baron, where are you? 1519 01:36:58,980 --> 01:37:00,147 Baron? 1520 01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:02,900 Huh? 1521 01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:08,823 Ha! Ha- ha! 1522 01:37:09,407 --> 01:37:12,493 - [Sally] It's the Baron! - [Gustavus] The Baron! 1523 01:37:12,576 --> 01:37:15,579 [laughing] 1524 01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:19,083 Well, come on. 1525 01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,876 [all laughing] 1526 01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:23,087 I can't keep this up forever. 1527 01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:41,147 [whinnies] 1528 01:37:46,152 --> 01:37:48,863 Look! The town! 1529 01:37:49,572 --> 01:37:52,199 - We're here! - [Bucephalus whinnying] 1530 01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,285 - [laughing] - Hey, look! 1531 01:37:56,328 --> 01:37:58,539 [Munchausen] Yes, and the ﬂag's still ﬂying. 1532 01:37:58,622 --> 01:38:01,500 I told you there was nothing to worry about. 1533 01:38:01,584 --> 01:38:03,627 - [screams] - [whinnies] 1534 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:06,297 [soldier yells in Turkish] 1535 01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:10,176 Oh, my God, it's the Sultan's army. 1536 01:38:10,259 --> 01:38:12,636 Quick! Back in the ﬁsh! 1537 01:38:15,473 --> 01:38:17,808 They're inviting us to defeat them. 1538 01:38:17,892 --> 01:38:19,518 We must oblige them. 1539 01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,646 - On the count of three. - [all grunting] 1540 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:24,398 [Sally screams] 1541 01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:27,610 Gustavus, blow them back to Asia Minor. 1542 01:38:27,693 --> 01:38:31,489 Adolphus, ﬁnd the Sultan and shoot him. 1543 01:38:31,572 --> 01:38:33,324 Albrecht, row for the shore. 1544 01:38:33,407 --> 01:38:37,578 Berthold, make yourself useful. 1545 01:38:37,661 --> 01:38:39,413 One, two, three! 1546 01:38:39,497 --> 01:38:41,040 Couldn't make that four, could you? 1547 01:38:43,501 --> 01:38:46,754 We're going down! We're going down! 1548 01:38:48,255 --> 01:38:49,757 Abandon ship! 1549 01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:52,259 - [whinnies] - Abandon ship. 1550 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,386 I think the ship's abandoning us, mate. 1551 01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:55,930 Hup! Hup! 1552 01:38:56,013 --> 01:38:57,932 [Munchausen yelling] 1553 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,976 Come! Come! 1554 01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:07,149 [soldier yells in Turkish] 1555 01:39:07,233 --> 01:39:10,236 [gasps, whimpering] 1556 01:39:14,990 --> 01:39:16,784 I still can't swim. 1557 01:39:27,128 --> 01:39:30,214 - This is absolutely dreadful. - It's hopeless. 1558 01:39:30,297 --> 01:39:33,884 I've never before been in such a disastrous rout. 1559 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:36,345 I'm usually on the winning side. 1560 01:39:36,428 --> 01:39:39,390 If you weren't so competitive, you wouldn't get so upset. 1561 01:39:39,473 --> 01:39:41,892 [Berthold] Albrecht's useless. 1562 01:39:42,476 --> 01:39:44,895 We might as well give up now. 1563 01:39:46,188 --> 01:39:49,817 You mustn't say that. Not you. 1564 01:39:55,614 --> 01:39:58,742 Now, if we begin attacking in two directions simultaneously, 1565 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,453 we confound surprise with confusion. 1566 01:40:01,537 --> 01:40:05,457 Albrecht and Gustavus will provide the major themes as per to the battle, 1567 01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:07,835 - while Adolphus and Berthold — - Baron. 1568 01:40:07,918 --> 01:40:09,461 Don't interrupt. 1569 01:40:09,545 --> 01:40:11,213 What is it? 1570 01:40:11,297 --> 01:40:14,383 - This isn't going to work. - What do you mean? 1571 01:40:14,466 --> 01:40:17,344 They're all old and tired now. 1572 01:40:17,428 --> 01:40:20,264 - [neighs] - It isn't like it used to be. 1573 01:40:21,765 --> 01:40:23,184 Don't you see? 1574 01:40:30,983 --> 01:40:32,735 Where are you going? 1575 01:40:33,777 --> 01:40:36,155 - To give myself up. - What? 1576 01:40:36,238 --> 01:40:39,950 I gave my word that I would raise the siege and save the town, 1577 01:40:40,034 --> 01:40:42,036 and I gathered you all here for that purpose. 1578 01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:49,460 If you want to see Baron Munchausen again, 1579 01:40:49,543 --> 01:40:51,879 you'd better do something about it. 1580 01:40:55,507 --> 01:40:57,509 You can't give yourself up. 1581 01:40:57,593 --> 01:41:00,012 They might kill you. 1582 01:41:00,095 --> 01:41:04,058 And then we'll have spent all that time in that smelly ﬁsh for nothing. 1583 01:41:04,141 --> 01:41:05,226 Bah. 1584 01:41:16,987 --> 01:41:20,532 [speaking in Arabic] 1585 01:41:23,994 --> 01:41:27,081 [soldiers shouting] 1586 01:41:36,632 --> 01:41:38,300 So it's agreed. 1587 01:41:38,384 --> 01:41:40,719 Friday the 28th, you surrender. 1588 01:41:40,803 --> 01:41:42,972 - That's three weeks from tomorrow. - No, no, no. 1589 01:41:43,055 --> 01:41:45,266 We can ﬁx the details later. 1590 01:41:45,349 --> 01:41:46,934 No, no, no, no. You surrender. 1591 01:41:47,017 --> 01:41:49,520 With respect, Sultan, we've been through all this. 1592 01:41:49,603 --> 01:41:51,230 You surrender. 1593 01:41:51,313 --> 01:41:52,898 But we're winning. 1594 01:41:52,982 --> 01:41:54,858 Uh, we surrendered last time. 1595 01:41:54,942 --> 01:41:56,527 - So? - So now it's your turn. 1596 01:41:56,610 --> 01:41:58,028 Ah. 1597 01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,990 What about the virgins? 1598 01:42:01,073 --> 01:42:03,450 Please, forget the virgins. 1599 01:42:03,534 --> 01:42:05,452 We're out of virgins. 1600 01:42:05,536 --> 01:42:08,414 Let us instead concentrate on reaching a rational, 1601 01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:10,416 sensible and civilized agreement, 1602 01:42:10,499 --> 01:42:14,253 which will guarantee a world ﬁt for science, progress and — 1603 01:42:14,336 --> 01:42:16,088 But not Baron Munchausen. 1604 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:18,215 Baron! 1605 01:42:18,299 --> 01:42:21,051 You. You old lunatic. 1606 01:42:21,135 --> 01:42:23,345 - I'm afraid so. - Help, guards! 1607 01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:24,596 Murder! Murder! 1608 01:42:25,514 --> 01:42:27,641 Who let this man into my tent? 1609 01:42:27,725 --> 01:42:31,812 Sultan, if you are still interested in my head, 1610 01:42:31,895 --> 01:42:33,689 it's yours. 1611 01:42:33,772 --> 01:42:35,232 I'm tired of it. 1612 01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:37,860 Send for the executioner! 1613 01:42:37,943 --> 01:42:41,905 So, Mr. Jackson, still the rational man? 1614 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:46,368 How many people have perished in your logical little war? 1615 01:42:46,452 --> 01:42:50,289 There are certain rules, sir, to the proper conduct of living. 1616 01:42:50,372 --> 01:42:52,207 We cannot ﬂy to the moon. 1617 01:42:52,291 --> 01:42:54,293 We cannot defy death. 1618 01:42:54,376 --> 01:42:56,045 We must face the facts. 1619 01:42:56,128 --> 01:43:00,799 Not the folly of fantasists like you, who do not live in the real world 1620 01:43:00,883 --> 01:43:04,970 and who consequently come to a very sticky end. 1621 01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,223 [chanting] 1622 01:43:11,143 --> 01:43:13,687 [bell tolling] 1623 01:43:40,923 --> 01:43:42,257 [grunts gently] 1624 01:43:43,092 --> 01:43:45,677 Have you any famous last words? 1625 01:43:46,428 --> 01:43:47,763 Not yet. 1626 01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:51,350 "Not yet"? Is that famous? 1627 01:43:53,519 --> 01:43:54,812 The man's a buffoon. 1628 01:43:54,895 --> 01:43:56,563 [drum roll] 1629 01:43:56,647 --> 01:43:57,815 Executioner... 1630 01:43:59,441 --> 01:44:00,484 execute. 1631 01:44:01,443 --> 01:44:03,195 [grunting] 1632 01:44:03,278 --> 01:44:04,405 [sighs] 1633 01:44:07,908 --> 01:44:08,951 There you go. 1634 01:44:10,077 --> 01:44:11,203 Oh... 1635 01:44:11,286 --> 01:44:14,206 [all whimpering] 1636 01:44:17,418 --> 01:44:20,212 [executioner grunting] 1637 01:44:22,506 --> 01:44:23,632 - [Servant] Now! - [gunshot] 1638 01:44:23,715 --> 01:44:25,592 - Ah! 1639 01:44:25,676 --> 01:44:27,886 [whimpers] 1640 01:44:29,430 --> 01:44:31,140 - Aye. - [laughs] 1641 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:33,183 - He did it! - [all laugh] 1642 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:36,854 [whinnies] 1643 01:44:39,982 --> 01:44:43,277 - Bring him back to me! - [laughing] 1644 01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:47,531 - General, stop that man! - [Munchausen] Hey! 1645 01:44:50,659 --> 01:44:51,827 [Munchausen laughs] 1646 01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:54,204 [whinnies] 1647 01:44:55,873 --> 01:44:57,916 [soldiers shouting] 1648 01:44:58,917 --> 01:45:00,669 [gasps] 1649 01:45:02,504 --> 01:45:04,673 - Ah! 1650 01:45:06,633 --> 01:45:09,219 - [cheering] - [Sultan yells] 1651 01:45:09,303 --> 01:45:11,680 I knew we could do it. All together, now. 1652 01:45:11,763 --> 01:45:14,558 [puffing] 1653 01:45:17,394 --> 01:45:19,980 [wind howling] 1654 01:45:31,533 --> 01:45:33,118 [trumpets] 1655 01:45:33,202 --> 01:45:35,370 - [coughs] - [Sally] Steady! 1656 01:45:35,454 --> 01:45:36,955 Steady. 1657 01:45:37,039 --> 01:45:38,290 [gasps] 1658 01:45:38,373 --> 01:45:40,167 Well blown, Gustavus! 1659 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:42,669 [gasping deeply] 1660 01:45:51,553 --> 01:45:54,306 [grunting] 1661 01:45:57,059 --> 01:45:59,728 - They're coming. - Go on, go on. 1662 01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:01,021 Hurry, hurry! 1663 01:46:01,104 --> 01:46:02,272 Quickly, now! 1664 01:46:02,356 --> 01:46:04,483 [all yelling] 1665 01:46:11,323 --> 01:46:12,282 Aha! 1666 01:46:16,578 --> 01:46:18,872 [Munchausen laughs] 1667 01:46:24,545 --> 01:46:26,255 [soldiers whooping] 1668 01:46:27,422 --> 01:46:30,759 [whinnying] 1669 01:46:33,136 --> 01:46:35,764 Come on! Come on! 1670 01:46:45,148 --> 01:46:46,692 - [hammer clicks] - Oh. 1671 01:46:46,775 --> 01:46:49,194 Berthold, run. 1672 01:46:52,281 --> 01:46:53,574 [panting] 1673 01:46:53,657 --> 01:46:54,783 [shrieks] 1674 01:46:58,287 --> 01:46:59,580 [yelling] 1675 01:46:59,663 --> 01:47:01,039 [thud] 1676 01:47:01,832 --> 01:47:03,834 Ugh. Huh? 1677 01:47:03,917 --> 01:47:05,460 [gasps] 1678 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:10,173 [panting] 1679 01:47:28,358 --> 01:47:30,485 Ow! Ah! 1680 01:47:31,695 --> 01:47:34,323 [yelling] 1681 01:47:34,406 --> 01:47:35,907 [screeching] 1682 01:47:36,575 --> 01:47:37,993 Ow! 1683 01:47:40,203 --> 01:47:42,539 Aah! 1684 01:47:45,334 --> 01:47:47,044 [grunts] 1685 01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:52,299 Damn it, man. Make yourself useful. I can't do everything. 1686 01:47:52,382 --> 01:47:53,342 [sighs] 1687 01:47:56,678 --> 01:47:57,596 Oh! 1688 01:47:57,679 --> 01:48:00,724 - This way! - Oh. Trouble! 1689 01:48:02,351 --> 01:48:03,894 Aah! 1690 01:48:12,194 --> 01:48:14,529 [Munchausen] That's the way! Bravo! 1691 01:48:17,741 --> 01:48:21,286 [Munchausen laughing] 1692 01:48:22,996 --> 01:48:26,333 Hey, hey, hey! 1693 01:48:26,416 --> 01:48:28,001 [laughs] 1694 01:48:28,085 --> 01:48:30,253 - Hey, hey. - [groans] 1695 01:48:30,337 --> 01:48:31,505 - Hey. - [groans] 1696 01:48:33,799 --> 01:48:36,593 - [gasps] - Ha ha! Hey! 1697 01:48:37,260 --> 01:48:38,887 - [groans] - [grunts] 1698 01:48:39,971 --> 01:48:41,223 Aah! 1699 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,437 [whimpering] 1700 01:48:58,532 --> 01:49:01,326 [grunting] 1701 01:49:14,798 --> 01:49:15,966 [Gustavus] Watch it! 1702 01:49:26,268 --> 01:49:27,436 [roaring] 1703 01:49:27,519 --> 01:49:29,813 Gently this time. 1704 01:49:30,772 --> 01:49:33,066 - [inhales] - Gently. 1705 01:49:34,693 --> 01:49:36,570 [squeaking] 1706 01:49:36,653 --> 01:49:39,448 - [blows] - [both laugh] 1707 01:49:43,493 --> 01:49:46,747 [elephant trumpeting] 1708 01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:53,128 [soldier whimpers] 1709 01:49:54,796 --> 01:49:56,214 [both laugh] 1710 01:49:59,968 --> 01:50:02,053 - [screaming] - [elephant trumpets] 1711 01:50:06,683 --> 01:50:08,602 - [trumpets] - [groans] 1712 01:50:11,897 --> 01:50:14,608 [Sultan] Oh, help! Oh! 1713 01:50:14,691 --> 01:50:15,817 Oh, help! 1714 01:50:15,901 --> 01:50:18,487 [grunting] 1715 01:50:29,122 --> 01:50:31,166 [laughs] 1716 01:50:34,169 --> 01:50:35,921 [all yelling] 1717 01:50:50,352 --> 01:50:51,561 [whinnies] 1718 01:50:59,528 --> 01:51:01,696 Aha! 1719 01:51:05,367 --> 01:51:08,620 [laughing] 1720 01:51:13,458 --> 01:51:15,877 [all cheering] 1721 01:51:20,924 --> 01:51:23,426 Hooray! Ha ha! 1722 01:51:25,679 --> 01:51:28,473 We did it. We did it! 1723 01:51:41,945 --> 01:51:43,572 [all laughing] 1724 01:51:43,655 --> 01:51:46,533 Hooray! Hooray! 1725 01:51:46,616 --> 01:51:48,743 Look! They don't believe it! 1726 01:51:48,827 --> 01:51:51,204 We've won! We've won! 1727 01:51:51,288 --> 01:51:54,207 We beat them! We beat them! 1728 01:51:54,291 --> 01:51:56,084 [laughing continues] 1729 01:51:57,085 --> 01:51:58,587 Hey hey! 1730 01:52:00,046 --> 01:52:02,507 - [Sally] Yippee! They've gone! - [imitates gunshot] 1731 01:52:02,591 --> 01:52:05,594 Good riddance, and don't come back! 1732 01:52:05,677 --> 01:52:07,971 - We've won! - But of course! 1733 01:52:11,016 --> 01:52:13,810 - [playing victory march] - [crowd cheering] 1734 01:52:34,497 --> 01:52:37,292 [laughs] 1735 01:52:38,793 --> 01:52:41,296 Sally! Sally! 1736 01:52:41,379 --> 01:52:43,173 Oh, the joy! 1737 01:52:43,256 --> 01:52:44,549 Ah! 1738 01:52:46,635 --> 01:52:49,304 - Happy day! - [barks] 1739 01:53:04,110 --> 01:53:05,946 [riﬂe cocks] 1740 01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:10,367 [Bucephalus whinnies] 1741 01:53:10,450 --> 01:53:12,702 [all screaming] 1742 01:53:12,786 --> 01:53:14,579 [Bucephalus whinnies] 1743 01:53:15,830 --> 01:53:17,749 Put me down. Put me down. 1744 01:53:27,092 --> 01:53:28,718 Oh, my goodness. 1745 01:53:30,553 --> 01:53:33,181 He's up there! In the church tower! 1746 01:53:34,808 --> 01:53:38,144 - [rumbling] - What is it? 1747 01:53:47,028 --> 01:53:48,780 - There he is! - Shoot him! 1748 01:53:49,572 --> 01:53:51,366 Oh, damn. 1749 01:53:51,449 --> 01:53:54,411 Bring a doctor! Quickly! 1750 01:53:54,494 --> 01:53:55,620 - Fetch a doctor! - Sally. 1751 01:53:55,704 --> 01:53:58,081 Don't leave me, Baron. Please. 1752 01:53:58,164 --> 01:53:59,499 [sobbing] Don't leave me. 1753 01:53:59,582 --> 01:54:02,085 - Get off him! - Yes, yes. 1754 01:54:02,168 --> 01:54:03,586 Give him some air. 1755 01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:06,423 [baby crying] 1756 01:54:06,506 --> 01:54:07,924 Oh, here is the doctor. 1757 01:54:08,008 --> 01:54:10,802 Oh! Oh, Sally. Sally. 1758 01:54:12,345 --> 01:54:15,598 - It's all right. It's all right. - Take care of Sally. 1759 01:54:15,682 --> 01:54:18,685 [faintly] No doctors. 1760 01:54:18,768 --> 01:54:19,978 [growls] 1761 01:54:20,061 --> 01:54:22,647 No doctors. 1762 01:54:31,990 --> 01:54:34,325 [gasps, grunting] 1763 01:54:34,409 --> 01:54:36,828 No! No! 1764 01:54:38,038 --> 01:54:39,873 [shrieks] 1765 01:54:39,956 --> 01:54:42,584 - Get away! - Stop! 1766 01:54:42,667 --> 01:54:43,877 Leave him alone! 1767 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:45,128 Sally! 1768 01:54:45,211 --> 01:54:48,089 - No! - Sally, please — Sally's having a ﬁt! 1769 01:54:48,173 --> 01:54:51,217 Get away! Get away! 1770 01:54:52,677 --> 01:54:54,763 Leave him alone! 1771 01:54:56,056 --> 01:54:57,307 Stop it. 1772 01:55:01,770 --> 01:55:03,188 [Sally] Please! 1773 01:55:09,277 --> 01:55:11,321 He's dead. 1774 01:55:11,404 --> 01:55:12,739 [Bucephalus neighs] 1775 01:55:12,822 --> 01:55:15,283 [sobbing] 1776 01:56:17,053 --> 01:56:20,807 [Munchausen chuckles] And that was only one of the many occasions 1777 01:56:20,890 --> 01:56:22,851 on which I met my death, 1778 01:56:22,934 --> 01:56:29,524 an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend. 1779 01:56:29,607 --> 01:56:34,279 And so, with the help of my inestimable servants, 1780 01:56:34,362 --> 01:56:38,449 I defeated the Turks and saved the day. 1781 01:56:38,533 --> 01:56:40,660 And from that time forth, 1782 01:56:40,743 --> 01:56:44,289 everyone, uh, who had a talent for it 1783 01:56:44,831 --> 01:56:46,416 lived happily ever after. 1784 01:56:46,499 --> 01:56:47,500 Ah! 1785 01:56:48,084 --> 01:56:50,879 [Jackson] Stop this nonsense at once! 1786 01:56:51,546 --> 01:56:53,548 You, sir, are under arrest 1787 01:56:53,631 --> 01:56:58,094 for spreading ridiculous tales at a time of great danger 1788 01:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,888 when the enemy is at the gate. 1789 01:56:59,971 --> 01:57:01,681 - Arrest him. - [crowd protesting] 1790 01:57:01,764 --> 01:57:03,850 Open the gates. 1791 01:57:05,059 --> 01:57:06,144 Hey. 1792 01:57:06,227 --> 01:57:08,688 I order you to arrest that man at once. 1793 01:57:10,481 --> 01:57:14,569 Am I or am I not the elected representative? 1794 01:57:14,652 --> 01:57:17,030 - Arrest him! - Open the gates! 1795 01:57:17,113 --> 01:57:19,782 [crowd cheering] 1796 01:57:20,950 --> 01:57:22,160 This way! 1797 01:57:24,454 --> 01:57:25,747 Come on! 1798 01:57:25,830 --> 01:57:28,708 - [gasps] - [Jackson] Do not open the gate! 1799 01:57:29,500 --> 01:57:32,962 The Turk is outside, and we are not about to surrender. 1800 01:57:34,130 --> 01:57:36,466 Open the gates! [chuckles] 1801 01:57:36,549 --> 01:57:38,051 Open the gates! 1802 01:57:39,052 --> 01:57:41,638 Come on, dear ladies! 1803 01:57:41,721 --> 01:57:43,723 Forward the players! 1804 01:57:43,806 --> 01:57:45,934 Do not open the gate! 1805 01:57:46,017 --> 01:57:50,021 Full on, mates. Move along. Keep up. Steady as you go. 1806 01:57:50,104 --> 01:57:53,399 Come back! I'm warning you! Do not open those gates! 1807 01:57:54,317 --> 01:57:55,318 This way! 1808 01:57:55,401 --> 01:57:58,071 [Jackson] Anyone who opens those gates is guilty of treason! 1809 01:57:59,822 --> 01:58:02,492 - Follow me! - [child] Yeah! 1810 01:58:03,576 --> 01:58:05,578 [Munchausen] This way, my friends! 1811 01:58:08,748 --> 01:58:09,958 Stop! 1812 01:58:10,041 --> 01:58:12,460 The gates will remain closed! 1813 01:58:12,543 --> 01:58:14,629 Open the gates. 1814 01:58:14,712 --> 01:58:16,005 Open the gates! 1815 01:58:16,089 --> 01:58:18,591 Shoot anyone who disobeys my orders. 1816 01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:21,135 - [soldier] Ready! Take aim! - [crowd screaming] 1817 01:58:22,387 --> 01:58:24,097 [barking] 1818 01:58:24,180 --> 01:58:26,516 Hold your ground. Hold your ground. 1819 01:58:26,599 --> 01:58:30,019 Open the gates, dear friends, and then seize the day. 1820 01:58:30,103 --> 01:58:31,187 N—No! 1821 01:58:31,271 --> 01:58:35,066 Or close our minds up with inventions, death and fear. 1822 01:58:35,149 --> 01:58:39,362 There's nothing so destroys a man as ignorant dullness and conformity. 1823 01:58:39,445 --> 01:58:42,949 Grasp for the mantle. Grasp the — 1824 01:58:43,032 --> 01:58:46,411 No, no, no. Quite wrong. 1825 01:58:47,245 --> 01:58:48,871 Open the gates! 1826 01:58:50,581 --> 01:58:53,209 - Shoot them! - [crowd clamoring] 1827 01:58:53,293 --> 01:58:55,920 [Jackson] Have I not made myself clear? 1828 01:58:56,004 --> 01:58:58,548 Shoot these people at once! 1829 01:59:07,724 --> 01:59:12,145 Aye, so... it's treason, is it? 1830 01:59:12,228 --> 01:59:13,980 Treason! 1831 01:59:14,063 --> 01:59:17,400 Right! You're all under arrest! 1832 01:59:17,483 --> 01:59:18,568 All of you! 1833 01:59:18,651 --> 01:59:20,278 - Get inside — - [grunts] 1834 01:59:20,361 --> 01:59:22,071 [Jackson] Get inside my ofﬁce now! 1835 01:59:45,762 --> 01:59:47,805 [all cheering] 1836 01:59:52,643 --> 01:59:54,604 Baron! 1837 01:59:58,649 --> 02:00:01,152 [Bucephalus whinnies] 1838 02:00:02,695 --> 02:00:04,155 [whistles] 1839 02:00:10,745 --> 02:00:12,955 Bucephalus. My Bucephalus. 1840 02:00:13,039 --> 02:00:14,832 Good boy, good boy. 1841 02:00:14,916 --> 02:00:16,918 [laughs] 1842 02:00:17,001 --> 02:00:19,045 [Bucephalus whinnies] 1843 02:00:20,963 --> 02:00:22,590 Come on. Come on. 1844 02:00:27,595 --> 02:00:30,556 Beautiful ladies. 1845 02:00:31,724 --> 02:00:34,769 Beautiful ladies. 1846 02:00:49,784 --> 02:00:51,619 [Sally clears throat] 1847 02:00:51,702 --> 02:00:54,372 It wasn't just a story, was it? 1848 02:01:04,215 --> 02:01:07,176 [all cheering] 125679