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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,686 I don't want you to think of this as just a film... 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,294 ...some process of converting electrons and magnetic impulses... 5 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,520 ...into shapes and figures and sounds. 6 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,665 No. Listen to me. 7 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:36,666 We're here to make a dent in the universe. 8 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,963 Otherwise, why even be here? 9 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,664 We're creating a completely new consciousness... 10 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,571 ...like an artist or a poet. 11 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:46,575 That's how you have to think of this. 12 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:49,909 We're rewriting the history of human thought with what we're doing. 13 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,574 Right. Well, Steven, at the moment I'm more worried... 14 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:56,483 ...about getting light on the actress. You know what I mean? 15 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,125 Simon. Excuse me a second. 16 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,467 -Michelle. -Yeah? 17 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:11,195 Michelle, walk-- Yes, walk towards lens slowly. 18 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,032 Like this? 19 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,799 Okay. Right. Right. 20 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,514 I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve. 21 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:34,387 I mean, ever since we were kids, everything he ever did... 22 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,224 ...was somewhere between a religious experience and some sort of crusade. 23 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,795 Like with this commercial. 24 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:43,299 It was practically a legend from the time Ridley Scott filmed it. 25 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,132 Like the book, 1 984, with all the downtrodden masses... 26 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,797 ...and that one huge spark of rebellion... 27 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:52,240 ...against the evil Big Brother who ran everything. 28 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,946 Go, go, go. 29 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,713 Smoke it up, please. 30 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:00,948 And you three. That's right, you'll come with me. 31 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,555 The rest of you stay in the back. 32 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,341 --is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth. 33 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,002 We are one people with one will. 34 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,513 One resolve. One cause. 35 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,241 Our enemies shall talk themselves to death... 36 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:38,015 ...and we will bury them with their own confusion. 37 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,456 We shall prevail. 38 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,531 And then 1 3 years later... 39 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,897 ...Steve has to stand up on that stage in Boston. 40 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,560 Man, that was.... 41 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,434 That was weird. 42 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,705 The era... 43 00:02:56,943 --> 00:03:00,936 ...of competition between us is over. 44 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,046 Thank you, Bill. 45 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,576 Thank you for standing with us. 46 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,221 The world's a better place because of it. 47 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,914 Microsoft is gonna ruin Apple. You can't trust them. 48 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,581 I know. 49 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,459 I realize that this news may be shocking to some of you. 50 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,997 I mean, Steve talking to Bill Gates... 51 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,193 ...who's staring down like he's Big Brother, and he was. 52 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,066 For years, Steve almost went crazy over what Bill was doing to him... 53 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,175 ...and now he's up there on that stage, in front of the world... 54 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:33,278 ...telling everybody he's practically the Second Coming. 55 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,772 I mean, how do you get from there to here? 56 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,854 There was a disturbance on the campus... 57 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,555 ...of the University of California at Berkeley. 58 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,790 The Santa Barbara campus reported a small-scale riot as well. 59 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,800 -The demonstrators said they were-- -More than 400 students... 60 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,438 ...have taken part in the demonstration. 61 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:05,508 In the morning, police began launching tear-gas grenades to break up the crowd. 62 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:08,613 Student leaders are anxious to meet with university officials... 63 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,681 ...to express their views on Vietnam. 64 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,111 -What the hell are we doing here? -Let's get out of here. 65 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,155 Stay back. Hold it. Hold it there. Get back. 66 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,080 -Don't drop the box! -I'm not! 67 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,725 Come on. 68 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,361 You okay? 69 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,833 Those guys think they're revolutionaries. 70 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:10,737 -They're not. We are. -We are? 71 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,211 You know, Steve was never like you or me. 72 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:16,678 He always saw things differently. Even then when I was in Berkeley... 73 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,875 ...I'd see something and just see kilobytes or circuit boards... 74 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,079 ...while he'd see karma or the meaning of the universe. 75 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,688 Steve and I found this weird guy who was a hero around Berkeley... 76 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:31,091 ...all because he found a way to beat the system. 77 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,198 This guy was called Captain Crunch... 78 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,995 ...because he figured out this little whistle... 79 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,604 ...that you found in boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal... 80 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,969 ...had the same tones as AT&T's long-distance equipment. 81 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,343 So you got free phone calls anywhere in the world... 82 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,878 ...with this thing I built called the blue box. 83 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,175 And then we tested it out by calling the pope. 84 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,682 -You talk to him. -No, no, no. 85 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,683 They're putting you through to the pope? 86 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,322 I totally figured it out, man. 87 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:01,226 I figured it out. I know what it's about. You know what it's about? 88 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,395 It's about power. 89 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,327 Right on, man. 90 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,259 It's like those weird countries... 91 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:11,096 ...where the army guys overthrow the president. 92 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,295 The first thing that they take over... 93 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:17,933 ...are the ways people communicate, you know, radio, TV, newspapers. 94 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,842 Far-out, man. 95 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,610 Information is power. 96 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,512 I kept building the boxes, and Steve kept selling them... 97 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:31,316 ...until one day, we almost got busted by some cops... 98 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:35,188 ...who, thank God, didn't even know what a blue box was. 99 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,261 You might wanna try a haircut, boys. 100 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:44,733 So I started trying to build something that wasn't gonna get us in trouble. 101 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,365 -That's not a blue box. -It's a computer. 102 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,065 Woz, we need blue boxes, not computers. 103 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,212 -I got a reporter from Mercury News coming. -What for? 104 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:57,315 My mom phoned, told them I was building a computer, and they wanna do a story. 105 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,041 Woz, give me a break. 106 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:02,654 Hey, let me ask you something, seriously. Look at me. 107 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,882 Do you wanna get stuck here the rest of your life in this hellhole? 108 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:09,152 Look, this is where I grew up, okay? It's not a hellhole. Shoot. 109 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:12,126 I know your newspaper will find Steve's computer fascinating. 110 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,698 He's so ingenious. He built it all from spare parts. 111 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,425 Steven, the reporter is-- 112 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,002 Hi. It caught fire. 113 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:24,132 My first chance at fame, and the computer catches fire. 114 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,278 Sorry. 115 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,683 When I was still at Berkeley... 116 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,842 ...I kept making weird electronic gadgets... 117 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,648 ...that were basically just jokes. 118 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,923 But, hey, you know, jokes are important. 119 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:49,225 The problem back then was me and Steve and his girlfriend... 120 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,630 ...were pretty much broke. 121 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:54,671 So we ended up doing some pretty nutty things just to make money. 122 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,433 I know where we can get a job. 123 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,237 -Saw it on the bulletin board there. -What kind of job? 124 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,937 I don't know. It seems sort of like show business. 125 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:06,715 Dressing up as Alice in Wonderland and stuff for a bunch of kids? 126 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,458 But, you know, Steve wasn't exactly cut out for that stuff. 127 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,459 Maybe in a past life... 128 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,363 ...I was a poet or an artist. 129 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:27,529 You know, maybe you talk about past lives and all that stuff... 130 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,766 ...because, well, you don't know who you are. 131 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,778 What the hell are you talking about? I don't know who I am? 132 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,477 Well, you don't. I mean, you told me-- 133 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,083 I don't wanna talk about it with you or anyone else. 134 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,419 I'm just trying to help. 135 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,554 It wasn't like Steve and I lost touch with each other... 136 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,960 ...but he was definitely in places I wasn't... 137 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,091 ...like some ashram in India... 138 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,795 ...and communes up in Oregon where they picked apples all day. 139 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,138 It was pretty much of a journey for Steve. 140 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:04,276 The kind that's as much on the inside as on the outside. 141 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:08,106 I mean, he definitely must have been to weird places. 142 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,347 See the new Playmate? Miss October? 143 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,520 Hey, man, Miss August is way better. 144 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,424 Boobs out to here. 145 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,794 Honest to God, Ballmer. You have no culture. 146 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:32,336 Yeah, right. Like you go around reading Plato. 147 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,805 You're the only guy I know... 148 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,772 ...who could make furniture out of Playboys, for God sakes. 149 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,174 Look, you got enough to make a chair. 150 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,571 You don't have to worry about them moving... 151 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,773 -...because they're stuck together. -Get out. 152 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,351 -They're all stuck together. -Sometimes back then... 153 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,112 ...I could've throttled Bill Gates. 154 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,121 The guy could turn any human situation into a poker game. 155 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,225 Forget about classes. Poker. 156 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,191 The fact that the world might end tonight? No problem, poker. 157 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,264 Or we're finally deciphering the meaning of life. 158 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,730 More poker. 159 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,028 And winning. The guy'd have a hairball if he'd lost... 160 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,000 ...which wasn't often, let me tell you. 161 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,504 -Full house. -Oh, man. 162 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,400 Hey, Bill. 163 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:14,305 Our rooms were like a casino. 164 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,643 Actually, a messy casino. 165 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:20,081 And Bill slept wherever he fell down. 166 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,157 Bill, the revolution's starting without us. 167 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,296 Bill and Paul Allen had known each other since they were kids. 168 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,694 If the word ''passion '' entered into their lives... 169 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,993 ...it was for one thing: computers. 170 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:40,002 Especially this one made by some guy in Albuquerque of all places. 171 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,598 What is this, porn for engineers? 172 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,838 Oh, jeez, the Altair. 173 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,108 Am I missing something? 174 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:53,081 I mean, Miss October, I can understand, but what is this? 175 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,986 This is better than Miss October. 176 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:58,985 This is a computer. 177 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,251 -Oh, God. -The article says... 178 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,191 ...that they need someone to figure out a language for it. 179 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,389 Right now it just sits there and blinks. 180 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,765 Whoever talks to this Ed Roberts has gotta go to Albuquerque to see him. 181 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,966 You should go because you look better for that stuff than I do. 182 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,445 -I do not. -You both look terrible. 183 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,047 -Just get used to it. -What are we supposed to do? 184 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,241 It's simple. You call him and say you're Paul. 185 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,979 And then Paul goes to Albuquerque and says he's Paul. 186 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,229 So, what are you gonna say? 187 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,692 Hi, Mr. Ed Roberts, please. 188 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,768 This is Paul Allen, calling from Cambridge, Massachusetts. 189 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:52,007 It's our job to find out what this guy doesn't know that he needs... 190 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,173 ...but does need and make sure he knows he does need it... 191 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,872 ...and that we're the only ones to give him the answer. 192 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,540 What? 193 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:04,345 -Mr. Roberts? -Yes, sir, Mr. Allen. 194 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:08,323 I tell you, I believe that we've got one hot product here. 195 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,930 The reason I can speak that way is because I've taken over 50 calls... 196 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,295 ...from people wanting to come to work with us on this Altair project. 197 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,894 So here's the deal. 198 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,597 I snuck two women into my room. 199 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,941 And they're naked. 200 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,511 I mean, like, really naked. 201 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,548 You know, like, gorgeous naked. 202 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,943 So don't say I never did anything for you... 203 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,919 ...because they're waiting for you right now. 204 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,357 Drop dead, Ballmer. 205 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,824 Oh, and I told them... 206 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,759 ...that you were writing a computer language... 207 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,399 ...and right away, they start moaning for it. 208 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,229 ''Oh, computer languages. 209 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:52,768 Oh, Fortran. 210 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,907 Oh, Fortran.'' 211 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,334 Will you cut it out, Steve. 212 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:03,812 Excuse me, I'm just trying to save you guys from... 213 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,217 ...wasting your entire Harvard reading week... 214 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,378 ...over this Traf-O-Data simulator... 215 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:14,652 ...while everyone else is out getting drunk or laid. 216 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,455 -Paul, are those parts binary? -I give up. I give up. 217 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,223 I give up. I give up. 218 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,235 Oh, duck, Bill. 219 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,750 Oh, you know, Bill, I think you gotta come up with a better pickup line. 220 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,979 Asking her what her SAT score is is definitely not gonna do it. 221 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,087 I forgot to write a loader. 222 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,055 That's not an improvement, Bill. 223 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,388 No, no. I just realized something. Paul's on his way to Albuquerque. 224 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,726 I forgot to write the loader that connects the computer to the Teletype. 225 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,400 And if he starts that machine, and it can't read the tape, we're dead. 226 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,273 Unless he did it on the plane, I'm finished. 227 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,742 -It's something I just realized. -I hope so. 228 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,106 If this Albuquerque thing had worked, I was gonna quit Harvard. 229 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,841 Are you crazy? 230 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,453 I gotta be a doctor or something. 231 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,158 Gynecologist, maybe. 232 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,256 -Come on. -I'm flying. 233 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,226 Yeah, you're flying. 234 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,090 -Here we go. -Ballmer. 235 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,335 You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers... 236 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,472 ...to put their clothes on. 237 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,836 Come on, drunkie. 238 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,183 Okay. 239 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,588 Hey, Bill... 240 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,089 ...it's either the clothes or you, but something... 241 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,022 ...definitely needs to be hosed down. 242 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,991 -Sorry we failed. -Come on. 243 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,096 -Good night. -Sorry we failed. 244 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,304 Bill, Bill, Bill. 245 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,638 Bill, Bill, Bill. 246 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,947 It's an Altair. 247 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,058 They gave it to us as a gift. 248 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,420 We blew them away. 249 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,829 Woz, do we have to have mice? 250 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,097 Come on, I like mice. This is Irving. 251 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,434 Hey, man, you are putting poison into your body. 252 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,473 Hey, hey, come on. Give me those. 253 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,169 -That's french fries, man. -That's what I mean. 254 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,578 French fries, all-American food. Come on. 255 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,684 I can't eat like you do. 256 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,252 Eating fruit all the time. That's weird. 257 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:33,351 It's not weird. It's pure. Makes the soul pure. 258 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:37,928 Oh, wait, wait. You gotta listen to this. I got a great one today. 259 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,295 Did you hear about the drunk who came staggering out of the subway... 260 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,301 ...and said, ''Man, I got lost in some guy's basement. 261 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,531 You should've seen the set of trains he had''? 262 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:55,144 --the Bay Area Dial-a-Joke Line, making your day a barrel of laughs. 263 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,906 I got a new book of Polish jokes. 264 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,107 Man, it'll keep me going for years. 265 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,275 -Why? -Why? 266 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,478 It makes people laugh. 267 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,318 I got people phoning in every day just to hear my latest joke. 268 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,721 It makes their day better. 269 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,855 Are you sure this thing's gonna work? 270 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,225 -If it doesn't catch fire. -Don't even joke. 271 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,696 I like jokes. 272 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:17,963 Jokes make me feel good. 273 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,574 You know, I hired a private detective today. 274 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,176 I wanna find my mother. 275 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,985 My real mother. 276 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,419 You never talk about that stuff with me. 277 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,484 That part about being adopted and all. 278 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,027 Guy says he can probably find her. 279 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,865 Why do you always get freaked out when Arlene asks about it? 280 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,832 Arlene? Arlene's got her own problems. 281 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:56,338 My parents don't want her in the house. She phones me a million times a day. 282 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,140 At least I'm working on my stuff. 283 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,752 Feel better? 284 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,865 Now, Steve, tell the others what you're feeling. 285 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,267 Like.... 286 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,769 -Like it's gone. -What is? 287 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,238 The anger. 288 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,340 Like the anger's gone. 289 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,675 It's gone. 290 00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,266 Back then, our big thrill was going to this thing they called the Homebrew Club. 291 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,566 It was where guys spent all their spare time... 292 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,938 ...trying to get access to computers owned by the local corporations. 293 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,171 And people would go there and show the stuff they just built. 294 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,839 Except most of it didn't really work all that well. 295 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,783 --read in the Popular Electronics issue about a year ago... 296 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,718 ...about the new Altair 8800. 297 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:22,554 I was nervous that day we walked in with my homemade computer... 298 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,125 ...but I got a charge out of it. All those guys... 299 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,925 ...coming over and wanting to talk to me. 300 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,869 The schematics we have-- 301 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,835 -What is this thing? -Check it out. 302 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,907 The first computer you're ever gonna see. 303 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,474 What's the screen for? 304 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,169 I was never good at talking to people in those days... 305 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,543 ...but Steve, he was amazing. 306 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:48,709 Alexander Graham Bell when he heard his first ring, that's as revolutionary as this is. 307 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,516 He's talking about the Altair? I never had a problem till I tried to use it. 308 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,252 All of a sudden we found out what we wanted to do with our lives. 309 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,828 -It was all we ever wanted. -To 30. 310 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,057 Here is the first personal computer that you're gonna wanna buy. 311 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,235 Man, 50! We sold 50. 312 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,400 IBM is gonna be loading in their pants. 313 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,512 I don't even think IBM knows who we are. 314 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,046 Good. This is guerrilla warfare. 315 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,912 -They're the enemy. -They are? 316 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:24,317 I used to think maybe Steve was born obsessed with wiping out IBM. 317 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,956 And in a way, you could see why. 318 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,649 I mean, in those days, as far as we were concerned... 319 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,193 ...IBM was practically like the Pentagon. 320 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,062 Here were a bunch of guys who dressed exactly the same... 321 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,532 ...and sang company songs. 322 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,942 I mean, we were these scruffy crazies... 323 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:52,277 ...messing around with computer stuff the IBM guys thought was, like, toys. 324 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,282 But what did they know? 325 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,224 -Where's your VW? -Sold it. 326 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:07,691 1 350 bucks. We're on our way. 327 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,595 -Steve. -What? 328 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,566 -What's the problem? -I don't know if I can build these. 329 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,707 Hey, Woz, I assume we're speaking the same language, right? 330 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,934 Dan, Elizabeth, I'm not speaking Swahili, am I? 331 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,508 I'm here to inform you our universe is unfolding-- 332 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,705 But I still don't think I can build them. 333 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,611 I work for Hewlett-Packard sometimes. 334 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,513 -Yeah, and? -My dad pointed it out... 335 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,881 ...they get first chance in anything I invent. 336 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,189 -What? -I can't help it. 337 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,257 It's on the paper I signed. 338 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,759 Damn it, Woz! We get our shot, our destiny... 339 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,591 ...and now we gotta turn it all over to these businessmen? 340 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:02,880 Steve. It is Steve, isn't it? 341 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,858 Yeah. Steve, you say that this gadget of yours... 342 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,391 ...is for ordinary people. 343 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,998 What on earth would ordinary people want with computers? 344 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,590 What? 345 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,603 What? 346 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,077 They hated it. 347 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,274 They hated it. 348 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,109 They hated it. 349 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,142 Whenever Steve went to a bank to get a loan... 350 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:43,845 ...it was like they were Eskimos, and we had a refrigerator to sell them. 351 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:47,480 Okay, so Steve didn't look like a business guy. But who did? 352 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:51,186 Business guys and bankers thought you'd just barfed on their shoes... 353 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,799 ...if you tried to interest them in computers for ordinary people. 354 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,934 I mean, go figure. 355 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:44,910 Where's your beard? 356 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,014 In the bathroom. Shaved it off. 357 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,949 Well, how come? 358 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,348 Because banks don't like beards. 359 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,083 So we called ourselves Apple... 360 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,421 ...and started making those little computers. 361 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,655 Me, Steve and his friends Elizabeth and Dan. 362 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,698 All of us sweating away in Steve's parents' garage. 363 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,468 It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is... 364 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,105 ...is a good thing. 365 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,900 You're just goofing around... 366 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,374 ...until someone like Mike shows up and says, ''Wow.'' 367 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:16,241 -Steve Jobs? -Jobs. 368 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,939 Oh, right. I'm sorry. Mike Markula. 369 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,112 -Hey, Mike. How you doing? -I'm well. 370 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,312 The man who put intelligence into Intel. 371 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:25,717 -Yeah-- -No smoking in here. 372 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,155 Oh, I'm sorry about that. Yeah. 373 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,294 -Valentine said you might call. -Yeah. 374 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,363 -Welcome to Apple Computers. -Thank you. Here it is, huh? 375 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,896 I was looking for a venture opportunity like this. 376 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,702 What kind of venture money are we talking about, Mike? 377 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,804 We start with about a quarter million dollars and see what happens. 378 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:46,174 Excuse me? 379 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,044 Quarter million dollars. You must be Steve Wozniak. 380 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,773 -Yeah. -Mike Markula. 381 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,880 A quarter million dollars into this? 382 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,213 -Yep. -What's the catch? 383 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,723 -No catch, just business. -That's the catch... 384 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,552 ...because this ain't just business. 385 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,954 This is practically spiritual. 386 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,189 This is about overthrowing dead culture. 387 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,597 -Dead gods. -Okay, look. 388 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:15,103 You guys wanna be operating out of a garage, that's fine with me. 389 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,707 But this is a ground-zero operation here. 390 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,401 Steve Wozniak's employee number one. You're number two. 391 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,240 Wait a minute. 392 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,439 I'm employee number one. 393 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,778 -Woz? -Doesn't matter to me. 394 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:30,387 -I'm employee number one. -I'm not saying anything. 395 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,887 -I wasn't implying anything. -Then I'll be zero. 396 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,822 -Woz, you can be number one. -I'll be zero. Okay? 397 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,155 Even though things were changing like crazy... 398 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,594 ...venture capitalists and bankers and all that... 399 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,529 ...some things still stayed the same, especially with Steve. 400 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,227 -I don't want it, Steve. -It'll make you nice. 401 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,603 Woz, you and me. 402 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,572 This is your mother telling you to drop this beautiful acid-- 403 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,541 Your mother wouldn't approve either. 404 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,341 -Get that away from me. ''Man.'' -Man, come on. 405 00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,047 I'd be careful. 406 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,549 Baby, it's you and me. Take a little trip? 407 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,017 -No, thanks, Steve. -Come on. 408 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,486 -Steve, no. -What's the matter with you guys? 409 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:10,222 It's like living with a bunch of squares and stiffs. 410 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,358 More for me. 411 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:18,696 Oh, I'm standing. I'm standing in front of something. 412 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,395 It's a field of wheat. 413 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,937 Oh, and I hear classical music playing. Do you hear it? 414 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,372 Do you hear it? 415 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:30,207 I'm conducting classical music! 416 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,054 Everything's moving with the wind. 417 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:40,316 Everything's moving with the wind. 418 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:53,802 Everything's moving just the way I want it to. 419 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,940 Everything. 420 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,556 Steve. 421 00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:17,060 Hey... 422 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,823 ...how am I gonna get home? 423 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,672 -It's not bad when there's no wind. -Yeah? 424 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,471 What is that? 425 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,950 Bring down a pallet with six more. 426 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,587 -Oh, man. -What? 427 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:53,219 I was just thinking about Harvard. It'll pass. 428 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,793 Hey, Paul. 429 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,959 Right on schedule. How you doing? 430 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,867 -Good to see you. -Hi, Ed. 431 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,066 So... 432 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,108 ...are you--? Are you Bill? 433 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,507 Are you Ed? 434 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,410 Well, I'll be damned. 435 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,050 Signing bonus? 436 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:28,430 I've never given a signing bonus in all my life. 437 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,797 You know, Ed, in our other contracts, we always get a signing bonus. 438 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,996 -Other contracts? -Yeah, our other contracts. 439 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,038 Well, I don't know. 440 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,142 I don't know. 441 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,645 Okay. 442 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,023 -Two thousand. -Four thousand. 443 00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,258 -What? -Of course. 444 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,961 Next, Ed, this business of a $ 1 5 royalty... 445 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,656 ...for BASIC sold in every 4K Altair, it's just not acceptable. 446 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,927 Let me tell you something, boy. This ain't the way I do business. 447 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,163 And I especially don't like being dictated to by some little-- 448 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,830 Ed, Ed, this is not about dictating. 449 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,569 You see, this is about reality. 450 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:18,842 The reality is that your machine is brilliant, but it needs our language. 451 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,043 And without it, you know, it's just a tin box that lights up. 452 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:29,557 So let's double our royalty from $ 1 5 to $30 a copy. 453 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,059 So back then I get postcards from these guys. 454 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,467 ''Wish you were here, '' and all that. Yeah, right, Albuquerque. 455 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:43,869 Bill and Paul were living in this crummy motel... 456 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,671 ...acting like they had a clue about being in the computer business. 457 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,609 -Eureka. -What? 458 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,875 I created a program that can play blackjack. 459 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:56,048 Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack? 460 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:57,916 Yeah, so? 461 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,920 So you got work to do. 462 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,357 Oh, God, no. 463 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,022 Not Frank Sinatra. Not ''My Way.'' 464 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,134 Not again. Spare us. 465 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,345 So, Paul, I'm putting in $909, and you're in for 606... 466 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,347 ...and we're keeping the Microsoft name. 467 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,952 You know how you told Ed that we're leasing whole office buildings? 468 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,386 What if he finds out our corporate headquarters... 469 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,322 ...are in that roach motel with two student employees? 470 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:41,563 You think they're hookers? 471 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,165 Either that or motel inspectors. 472 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,769 I saw that one going in and out of the motel room... 473 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,168 ...about a dozen times yesterday. 474 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,872 Oh, baby. 475 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,615 -I quit Harvard for this? -You wanted glamour. 476 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,587 -You got glamour. -Come on, baby. 477 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:12,092 Quit bitching or else go get us that pizza. 478 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,364 Oh, yeah. 479 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,171 Oh, baby, come on. Yes! 480 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:09,376 Rise and shine. Wakey wakey. Your 9:30's here. 481 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:12,250 You left your MasterCard in the restaurant again yesterday. 482 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:15,790 That's the third time this month. The hotel in Dallas called and said... 483 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,554 ...you left your suit in the room when you checked out. 484 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,757 Hertz called back and said they will never rent you a car again. 485 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,903 Two more speeding citations in the mail and wash your hair. 486 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,597 No, comb your hair, wash it later and change your shirt. 487 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,274 It's over there. 488 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,581 We're here for our 9:30 with your president, Mr. Gates. 489 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,321 Mr... 490 00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:54,795 ...Gates? 491 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,567 Hello? 492 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:07,074 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Paul left a message. He said to tell you... 493 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:10,737 ...if you get thrown in jail again tonight, you're on your own. 494 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,248 You have to find somebody else to bail you out. 495 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,216 Okay? 496 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:23,984 -Jeez, Bill, isn't this Paul's car? -You know, I figured it out. 497 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:27,189 Exercise is bad for your health. 498 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:31,358 You see, if you take a normal pulse rate, 70 per minute... 499 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,028 ...times the average life span, which is 75 years-- 500 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,333 -Too fast, Bill. Please. -Let's see, that's... 501 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:42,607 ...70 times 60 minutes, times 24 hours, times 365 days. 502 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,078 -Come on, please. -That's 37 million heartbeats... 503 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,648 ...times 75 years. 504 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,046 Slow down. 505 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,558 Hey, Chris. Take a look. 506 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,700 Bill. 507 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,292 No way, man. 508 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,305 Bill. 509 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,174 The keys are in it. 510 00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:14,504 I don't know if this is such a good idea, Bill. 511 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,910 Can you get off that thing? Come on. 512 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,678 I think you steer with the pedals and these levers. 513 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,651 No, Bill. Come on. Please. 514 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,056 -Okay, don't worry about it. -Yeah, right. 515 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,886 On your mark. 516 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,184 Get set. 517 00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,227 Go. 518 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,632 You're going down. 519 00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:51,879 No way, man. 520 00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:56,448 Microsoft? Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft... 521 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:58,953 ...or Bill Gates. I mean, they were nobodies. 522 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:02,718 But then we were all nobodies, which was perfect for us... 523 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,692 ...because all the respectable, straight-arrow guys... 524 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:08,889 ...were busy doing what they always do, which is be respectable... 525 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:12,263 ...which meant the rest of us could run around acting like crazies... 526 00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,768 ...which is what we did best. 527 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:16,702 I miss those days. 528 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,979 A bulldozer? 529 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:26,810 Who's this Apple Computer? 530 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,214 You hit my car with a bulldozer, Bill? 531 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:30,982 I'm sorry. 532 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:34,215 We went looking for someone who had the kind of software we needed. 533 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:38,385 The only place we found was this dinky little company in Albuquerque, New Mexico. 534 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,727 It says Apple wants a contract for $21 ,000 to license BASIC. 535 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,061 Do you know what this means, Paul? 536 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,569 Yeah, yeah. It means that we're desperate for business. 537 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,503 We're nearly bankrupt, and even worse, we're in Albuquerque. 538 00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:54,338 I just got this car, Bill. I don't believe you. 539 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,844 -A damn bulldozer? -I'm sorry. 540 00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,814 I think that this means there's something really going on out there in California. 541 00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:15,189 -Nine forty-five. -A.M. or P.M.? 542 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,835 Opens in 1 5 minutes. 543 00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:22,905 I'm so tired I can't see straight. 544 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,401 What if they find out we've only made three of these computers... 545 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,705 ...and we're acting like we got an assembly line full of the things? 546 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,940 -What then? -Hey, Woz. No sleeping in the booth, Woz. 547 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,550 You're cluttering up the joint. 548 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,620 Steve, all of a sudden we're working harder than our fathers... 549 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,881 ...who we laughed at for how hard they worked. 550 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:43,151 -I don't get it. -Come on. Still gotta change. 551 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:44,555 Change what? 552 00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,822 Doors will open in 1 5 minutes. 553 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,893 Oh, my God. 554 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,832 -Steve. -What? 555 00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:01,342 -What? -No. 556 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:07,417 -Like I have to have a mustache? -A suit. You actually bought a suit. 557 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:10,249 Two minutes to 1 0. 558 00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:15,856 -Well, you think anyone will show up? -How the hell should I know that? 559 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,319 Of course they're gonna show up. I don't know. Maybe. 560 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,159 Is my tie okay? 561 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:34,542 There it is. 562 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:42,012 Unbelievable. It was practically like being a rock star or something. 563 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,517 People swarming all over you. 564 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,088 Hordes of them coming to see this amazing machine... 565 00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:49,784 ...with 62 chips and ICs that make all these colors. 566 00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:56,264 Hard plastic, molded casing. You've never seen this. 567 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:15,449 -65.02 and up. -No, we got them beat. 568 00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:17,811 And when the guys from Microsoft showed up... 569 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:20,957 ...how were we to know who they were? Them standing there... 570 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,561 ...looking at an empty Altair booth on one side and us on the other. 571 00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:27,220 -I mean, who would you choose? -Hi, how are you? 572 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,963 -Hi. -Steve. 573 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,660 -How you doing? -I'm Bill Gates. 574 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,430 -Yeah, hi. -Chairman of Microsoft. 575 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,336 -Nice to see you. We had a box-- -Microsoft, we design-- 576 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,807 Yeah, good to see you. 577 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,576 -Hey, Steve. Over here. -Hi, John. 578 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,684 Excuse me, excuse me. 579 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,190 No, wait, come here. Come here. 580 00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,289 Maybe he just didn't hear you or something. 581 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,692 Yeah, maybe. 582 00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:06,428 For the first time in my life, people are coming to me, instead of me going to them. 583 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:09,266 Man, this is insanely great. 584 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:29,322 I'm telling you, it was a weird time. 585 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:32,951 People were going nuts over the Apple ll. I couldn't keep up with anything. 586 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:37,328 The company was expanding so fast I didn't know who half the new people were. 587 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,077 And Steve had a lot of people, you know, older people... 588 00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:57,584 ...start pay attention to him, which was amazing. 589 00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:00,986 And me too, sort of. People even knew who I was. 590 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,591 -Hi. -Should have been fun... 591 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,093 ...but with all the good stuff, bad stuff came too. 592 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,063 -Steve. -What? 593 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,329 Oh, jeez. Not again. 594 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,204 What? What? What? 595 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:22,311 What are you--? What are you talking about, it's not your child? 596 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,380 How do I even know if this baby's mine? 597 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,880 -You know. Damn you, you know. -How do I know that? 598 00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,884 Steve, I'm two months pregnant. Who else have I been with? 599 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:33,182 Look, go do whatever it is you wanna do. You wanna play mommy? Fine. 600 00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:36,622 -But the kid's not mine. -It is. It is. 601 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,659 You bastard! 602 00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:40,824 God. 603 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:44,630 What did they say? 604 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:47,498 Hey, Steve. Take a look at this. 605 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,536 Carl's got that parity on that BASIC-- 606 00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:53,768 You guys are not being paid to be a bunch of clowns! 607 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:57,107 Or maybe you are. Maybe that's the problem around here. 608 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,909 You guys are supposed to be writing programs. 609 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:01,881 Steve, we were just doing-- 610 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:06,989 I need people with talent. I need artists! 611 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:13,823 What the hell are you morons but a bunch of clock-punching losers? Huh, tell me? 612 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:21,734 And here is another letter of recommendation. 613 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:26,309 Well, Mr. Brewster, we've looked at your application... 614 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,638 ...and I see a lot of mainframe experience here. 615 00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,781 Six years. Actually-- 616 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:36,951 Six and a half. 617 00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:42,550 Steve? I don't know if you've met Steve Jobs. 618 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:46,321 Yes. No. It's good to meet you. 619 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,522 Right. 620 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,226 You were in marketing, correct? 621 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,870 That was before the programming. Yeah. 622 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,973 I took night-school courses at San José State. 623 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:59,132 You look like an IBM type. 624 00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:01,239 Well... 625 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:06,679 ...no. But I did have a chance in college to be interviewed by them... 626 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:11,016 ...and they liked me. They flew me out to their headquarters Back East. 627 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,519 Oh, I'm sure they did. 628 00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:19,890 No, I did, see? 629 00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:24,398 I was one of about a dozen people that they really recruited. 630 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,399 Are you a virgin? 631 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,134 Steve, come on. 632 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:35,168 -What? Am I what? -Are you a virgin? 633 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,337 I-- 634 00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:38,876 No. 635 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,984 How old were you when you first got laid? 636 00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:46,088 I don't-- I don't-- 637 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:49,989 -Steve, will you leave him alone? -I asked you a question. 638 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:59,327 My wife and I have been married since we were in grad school. 639 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:02,734 I didn't ask you about your wife. 640 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:08,442 You're still a virgin. You just think you're not. 641 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,142 You don't fit in here. 642 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:23,550 Why are you even wasting our time? 643 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,768 I.... 644 00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:49,183 Yeah, I'll run a test on it. 645 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:55,987 Steve... 646 00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:01,894 -...you demolished that guy. -Woz, what we're doing right now... 647 00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,934 ...is like... 648 00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,362 ...opening doors. 649 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,234 Every day. 650 00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:15,541 If you open the wrong one, all sorts of bad things will come at you. 651 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,344 You gotta be careful which door you open. 652 00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,625 -You want me to go apologize to that guy? -Well, he probably left. 653 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:33,994 You know, Steve, there's things you probably have to get past with me. 654 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:37,862 But I'm telling you, there's things that I have to get past with you. 655 00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,162 I mean, people say stuff about you sometimes... 656 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,931 ...and I don't listen to them, because I know you. 657 00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:46,941 I mean, I excuse stuff because we're friends. 658 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:52,371 It's worth it. It is. 659 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,244 It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. 660 00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:00,788 It was about five years after I got out of Harvard... 661 00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:06,520 ...I get this call from Bill, who says, ''You wanna join me and Paul?'' 662 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:09,530 It was a two-bit little company they called Microsoft. 663 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,830 And at first I think, ''Yeah. Like I'd like to lose more hair. '' 664 00:46:14,004 --> 00:46:16,302 But, you know, then I started thinking. 665 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,168 You know how you survive? 666 00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:20,836 You make people need you. 667 00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:25,411 You survive because you make them need what you have. 668 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,914 And then they have nowhere else to go. 669 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,491 Right now we're dead. 670 00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:40,226 -Nobody needs us. -So we make them need us? 671 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,699 We're too small even to matter. 672 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:48,201 We could be snuffed out tomorrow, and no one would notice. 673 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:50,237 You know what they say in the Mafia? 674 00:46:51,675 --> 00:46:56,442 You keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 675 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:59,309 Which enemies are you talking about? 676 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:08,019 I got some full barf bags here. Full barf bags. Heads up. 677 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,853 -He's sick. -Bald guy with barf bags. 678 00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:13,224 Coming through. Full ones too. How you doing? 679 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,763 Come on. 680 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:38,579 -My tie. I forgot my tie. -Great, Bill. We're already late. 681 00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:48,225 Hey, how you doing? Ten bucks for your tie. Okay, 20. 682 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:52,768 Thirty. Come on, come on. Thirty. Thirty bucks for that tie. 683 00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:56,929 Where did you get that, Sears? Come on. Help us out here. Would you? Please? 684 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,868 You see, by that time, Bill had already figured out... 685 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:07,608 ...that we gotta go right into the belly of the beast. The scariest beast of them all, IBM. 686 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:13,120 IBM. And back then, man, they were like Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan... 687 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,919 ...and Vlad the Impaler all rolled into one. 688 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:21,258 But what we were gonna do was, we were gonna make them love us. 689 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,763 Gentlemen, how are you? Nice tie. 690 00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:25,925 -Thanks. -We're over here. 691 00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,533 Our shirts are as white as theirs. 692 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:34,209 We think we have what you need. 693 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,211 That's a start. 694 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:41,477 Now, we know that IBM has set up this place to compete head-on with Apple... 695 00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:46,885 ...and you're gearing up to come out with a personal computer that will wipe them out. 696 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,116 So we can get you an operating system. 697 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:52,420 What kind of operating system? 698 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,359 It's called... 699 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,328 ...DOS. 700 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,899 This is amazing. Not just amazing, it's historic. 701 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:04,404 It should be taught in all the history books. 702 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:07,839 I mean, hung and framed in the National Gallery or something. 703 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:10,673 Because this is the instant of creation... 704 00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:14,112 ...of one of the greatest fortunes in the history of the world. 705 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:19,916 I mean, Bill Gates is the richest guy in the world because of what started in this room. 706 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:21,523 You wanna know what else? 707 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:25,685 It wasn't exactly smoke and mirrors, but we didn't have anything. 708 00:49:25,862 --> 00:49:29,593 I mean, not a damn thing. 709 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,261 Here we were, this two-bit little outfit... 710 00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:36,395 ...telling IBM we had the answer to their problems. 711 00:49:36,573 --> 00:49:39,337 DOS? The Disk Operating System? 712 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:43,240 To make all those zillion IBM computers compute? 713 00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:47,509 We didn't even remotely own anything like what Bill was selling them. 714 00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:50,016 Nada, zip. 715 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:57,925 Of course, we don't just wanna sell it to you outright. 716 00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:00,086 We wanna be able to license it to you. 717 00:50:00,263 --> 00:50:03,596 -You want to retain ownership? -Right. 718 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:10,432 Well, the profits are in the computers themselves, not this software stuff. 719 00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:15,469 No big deal. 720 00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,374 Oh, and one other thing. 721 00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:19,708 We have to be able... 722 00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:22,374 ...to sell it to other outfits. 723 00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:25,952 But... 724 00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:30,958 ...there was just one little problem. 725 00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:35,754 Bill, why did you tell them we have an operating system? 726 00:50:35,932 --> 00:50:38,560 We don't have a thing to sell them now. We're dead. 727 00:50:38,735 --> 00:50:42,831 -We're not. You'll give us the miracle, right? -Oh, yeah, right. 728 00:50:43,006 --> 00:50:46,635 Well, come on. You said you knew a guy we could buy an operating system from. 729 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,801 I said I sort of know him. 730 00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:52,142 Sort of? You heard me. Don't tell me ''sort of.'' I just told IBM. 731 00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,583 Sort of. 732 00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:04,153 -Here you go. -Thanks. 733 00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:23,101 So basically, you're saying you wanna buy my operating system. 734 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,508 Yeah. 735 00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:30,714 Why? 736 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:40,797 You know, I don't know. We just think we might be able to mess with it and resell it. 737 00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:42,192 Who to? 738 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:45,129 We have a few customers, you know, we're sort of talking to. 739 00:51:45,302 --> 00:51:47,827 Some of them don't want it known what we're doing. 740 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:51,405 So they made us sign a secrecy agreement. 741 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:57,409 -And you're offering us...? -Fifty thousand. 742 00:51:57,581 --> 00:52:00,345 -Dollars? -Dollars. 743 00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:08,819 You worried? 744 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:12,052 Oh, no. Only my whole life hangs in the balance. Me, worried? No. 745 00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:15,328 We got IBM. 746 00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,990 IBM. I mean, come to think of it... 747 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:21,660 ...why would IBM wanna make a deal with a bunch of bozos like us? 748 00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:23,829 Because they're successful, Ballmer. 749 00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:27,602 Success is a menace. It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose. 750 00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:40,788 So? 751 00:52:44,094 --> 00:52:46,221 So, you mute moron? 752 00:52:58,408 --> 00:53:01,275 Can you hear it? The sound of money? 753 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:06,304 The roar of money. It was like everywhere you turned, money poured down. 754 00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:08,417 Millions and more millions. 755 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:13,045 All because we bought that guy's operating system for a measly 50,000 bucks. 756 00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:18,718 That fueled a worldwide explosion of wealth unlike anything in the history of man. 757 00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:21,159 But you know something? 758 00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:26,428 Having money and being cool are not necessarily the same thing. 759 00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:28,901 -Hi, I'm Bill Gates-- -Hey. 760 00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:31,739 What in the--? 761 00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:34,640 Hi. 762 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,646 You know, you should really watch where you're going. 763 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,183 You must have really great bandwidth. 764 00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:43,285 -Excuse me? -What are you doing later? 765 00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:51,083 Who is that jerk? 766 00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,260 Way to go, hotshot. 767 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,866 When Paul and I were at Lakeside, we were in 1 0th grade together... 768 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:06,372 ...we rigged a computer so we could get classes with all the best girls. 769 00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:08,477 Obviously, it's been downhill since then. 770 00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:12,274 You should walk around with your bankbook hanging from a chain on your belt. 771 00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:15,976 Or maybe you ought to stop yelling in front of your employees. 772 00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:19,178 Girls don't like yelling. They like cool. 773 00:54:19,356 --> 00:54:21,984 Oh, really, Ballmer? How do you get to be cool? 774 00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:25,661 I don't know. You saw Saturday Night Fever. Travolta's cool. 775 00:54:54,357 --> 00:55:00,023 I'd like to welcome all of you to the new headquarters and home of Apple Computers. 776 00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:02,391 All of a sudden, Steve was a huge star. 777 00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:05,329 The kind where people practically hang on your every word... 778 00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:07,902 ...like they're excited just to be around you. 779 00:55:08,071 --> 00:55:12,007 Thank you very much for joining us today on this lovely day... 780 00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:14,803 ...and helping us stop the gossip rumors in their tracks. 781 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,843 Without further ado, the rumors are true. 782 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,504 Ladies and gentlemen, our new president, John Sculley. 783 00:55:25,555 --> 00:55:29,457 To tell you the truth, I was perfectly happy to be president of Pepsi-Cola... 784 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:33,118 ...until Steve Jobs came to recruit me and said: 785 00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:36,094 ''Do you wanna sell sugared water for the rest of your life... 786 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:37,858 ...or do you wanna make history?'' 787 00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:41,030 -Yeah. -Yeah. 788 00:55:41,204 --> 00:55:43,229 -I know. -Yeah, operator. 789 00:55:43,406 --> 00:55:46,432 -I need information for Oregon. -Okay, give me a minute. 790 00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:54,311 Steve, I gotta talk. I don't know how to act in situations like this. 791 00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:57,180 -In a minute. -I mean, Steve, that stock-offering thing? 792 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,582 A hundred million dollars? 793 00:55:58,755 --> 00:56:00,916 -What do you do with $ 1 1 6 million? -In a minute. 794 00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:05,050 I don't think rich, okay? I know a lot of people think rich, but I don't think rich. 795 00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:09,255 I mean, maybe you learn it, but, jeez, $100 million. That's a lot of learning to do. 796 00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:12,424 I hardly ever had enough for lunch before all this. 797 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,603 We should have given stock to the other guys, Steve. 798 00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:18,434 Like Dan? Dan's been with us since we started... 799 00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:21,304 ...and you didn't set aside any stock for him. 800 00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,107 Steve. 801 00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:28,713 -I'm gonna give Dan some of my stock. -Yeah, is Arlene there? 802 00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:30,580 We gotta do the right thing. 803 00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:33,418 Arlene? Okay, fine. Let's talk about this baby. 804 00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:36,821 Steve, why do you care what I call the baby? 805 00:56:36,993 --> 00:56:40,053 Because I don't want the baby named Rainbow. 806 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:44,257 Or Orisha or Ravi Shankar or any other name like that. 807 00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:47,368 Steve, not right now, okay? 808 00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:51,200 Well, when the hell is a good time to call? Because every time I try-- 809 00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,840 Steve. 810 00:57:44,327 --> 00:57:46,261 -Do you want me to take that? -Thank you. 811 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,124 You're welcome. 812 00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:13,855 Hi. 813 00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:15,947 Hi. 814 00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:21,764 So I just came by to make sure everything's okay. 815 00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:25,794 -Everything okay? -Thank you. 816 00:58:37,714 --> 00:58:39,807 And to... 817 00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:43,248 ...make sure that you're not gonna name it some weird name. 818 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:49,950 What's wrong with naming her Orisha? 819 00:58:50,894 --> 00:58:52,953 Or Sunshine or Purity? 820 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:57,088 A kid's got enough problems in this world... 821 00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,292 ...not knowing where it belongs. 822 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,993 A name can label a kid. 823 00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:03,629 Make it-- 824 00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:06,172 It can make it an outsider. 825 00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:08,434 Not ''it.'' 826 00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:09,839 Her. 827 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,638 Her. 828 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,685 Lisa. 829 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,260 Okay. 830 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,224 Okay. 831 00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,106 She's your daughter too. 832 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:43,374 Arlene, let's not go through that again. 833 00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:59,551 You don't just live in life. 834 00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:04,393 You change it, you shape it, you make your mark upon it. 835 01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:07,662 And that's what, get used to the name... 836 01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:11,238 ...Lisa is gonna do. 837 01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:12,635 Yeah! 838 01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:16,210 You know, that computer was the first big new project we had at Apple. 839 01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:20,577 And some people are still wondering why Steve insisted on that name. 840 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,586 You wanna call a computer Lisa? 841 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,778 Isn't that your baby's--? 842 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,685 I mean-- 843 01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:33,591 What's her name? Arlene. Isn't that Arlene's baby's name? 844 01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:36,493 Other guys here have daughters named Lisa. 845 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:41,035 Steve, you got a baby up there you don't even wanna talk about. 846 01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:46,034 -I mean, it looks sort of.... -Sort of what? 847 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:59,186 We have to think of ourselves as artists. 848 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,754 It's like Picasso said: 849 01:01:02,925 --> 01:01:06,622 Good artists copy. Great artists steal. 850 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:11,598 This is who we wanted to steal from. Xerox. 851 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:14,293 They were secretly developing all this amazing stuff... 852 01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:18,338 ...like the mouse and the graphics on the screen instead of just a bunch of numbers. 853 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,341 But when those California engineers had to go to New York... 854 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,105 ...and present all this neat stuff to the Xerox brass... 855 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,772 ...those executives didn't begin to understand what they were looking at. 856 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:33,547 Never mind a mouse. It was like someone dumped a dead rat on the boardroom table. 857 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,994 A mouse. 858 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:51,331 You want Xerox to consider something called a mouse? 859 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,812 See, this is where Steve was a genius... 860 01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:03,577 ...because he persuaded Xerox into showing us all this incredible stuff... 861 01:02:03,753 --> 01:02:05,550 ...their California guys had developed. 862 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,350 I tell you, it was making their people absolutely nuts. 863 01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:11,488 Oh, God. 864 01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:17,032 Let's go. 865 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:20,761 You know, I felt like one of the Mongol hordes... 866 01:02:20,937 --> 01:02:24,668 ...coming to loot and plunder a bunch of defenseless villagers. 867 01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:29,440 No, no. This is insane. 868 01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:31,739 We'd just be handing him everything. 869 01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:37,079 We created the mouse and all the rest of it, and now these idiots in New York... 870 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:39,278 ...want to show it all to Steve Jobs. 871 01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:40,820 I won't do it. 872 01:02:40,990 --> 01:02:43,982 Hi. I'm Steve Jobs. 873 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:50,130 I need you to answer some other questions about the stuff you've invented. 874 01:02:50,299 --> 01:02:52,290 The graphic interface? 875 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,568 It's not going to hurt. 876 01:02:57,073 --> 01:02:58,506 That's what you think. 877 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:03,067 -What do you want to know? -How does it--? 878 01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:05,942 What is your base length? Is it integer, or is it compound? 879 01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:08,640 Does your operating system convert to executable codes? 880 01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:12,254 -I got it. I got it, Steve-O. I got it, Steve-O. -What is the middle--? 881 01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:20,020 It's pretty neat, right? 882 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:22,790 Click, you're there. 883 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:25,191 Click, you're somewhere else. 884 01:03:25,368 --> 01:03:29,429 This graphic interface stuff was like a miracle back then, and we got it. 885 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:33,769 Steve got it, from Xerox, who just turned it all over for us to fool with. 886 01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:37,401 Like rich people giving junky old stuff to the Salvation Army... 887 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:40,879 ...only the junk turns out to be a Rembrandt. 888 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:44,611 About $ 1 00 billion head start on everyone else. 889 01:03:44,787 --> 01:03:48,416 Apple was making tons of money. It was great. 890 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:53,290 And of course, I sort of lost my mind. I mean, it was all fun and games. 891 01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:56,056 I started buying really expensive toys. 892 01:03:57,934 --> 01:04:00,300 It was me with my own plane. 893 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:03,996 Only problem was, maybe I wasn't as good a pilot as I thought I was. 894 01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:07,404 I mean, it's one thing when computers crash, but planes? 895 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:08,805 You don't want to know. 896 01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:18,586 Hey, Steve. Are you just getting here? 897 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:20,984 No, I was just outside talking to the doctor. 898 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,557 You don't remember us talking 1 0 minutes ago? 899 01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:25,557 -We talked? -Yeah. 900 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,889 Hey, my hard disk crashed. 901 01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:33,428 A computer guy with memory problems. 902 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,271 Oh, man. 903 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,637 It's the weirdest thing. You know there's a part of your life there... 904 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,778 ...only you don't know about it. 905 01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,311 It makes you crazy. 906 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,492 Hey. 907 01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:04,929 Hey! 908 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:08,663 Paul. 909 01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:11,329 Simonyi, get Matthews. 910 01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:13,441 Ballmer, get in here. 911 01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:19,438 -What is it? -This is seriously crummy. 912 01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:22,175 Apple's new computer, Lisa? We're dead. 913 01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:23,909 Oh, yeah, I've already seen one. 914 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,350 The graphics and the operating system they have... 915 01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:29,355 ...they make what we're selling IBM look a decade out-of-date. 916 01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:31,652 -I want it. -What do you mean, you want it? 917 01:05:31,827 --> 01:05:37,163 -It's Apple's. We can't just go and steal it. -You're not listening to me. I want it. 918 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:43,829 Final call for TWA flight 2684 to San Jose. Final call. 919 01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:48,533 -Fifty bucks he misses the flight. -You're on. 920 01:05:48,711 --> 01:05:50,679 It wouldn't hurt to buy a car radio, Bill. 921 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:53,076 -I can't pick up the radio-- -One traffic report. 922 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,740 -Hold on. -Sir, we're on this plane. 923 01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:58,751 I'm sorry. Your plane is on the runway. 924 01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,980 Ma'am, what kind of service is this today? 925 01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:05,093 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing that can bring that plane back to the gate. 926 01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:08,924 Yes, there is. Willpower. I'm going to will that that plane be turned around. 927 01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:11,191 -Oh, really? -Really, sir. 928 01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:15,167 Are you aware that today in my briefcase are computer language codes? 929 01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:17,932 -Do you know what they do, sir? -I'm afraid I don't. 930 01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:21,167 They protect against viruses. You're aware of viruses, I presume? 931 01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:25,713 -Sir, I do go to doctors. -No, sir, computer viruses. 932 01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:28,281 Oh, yeah, I just read an article about those things. 933 01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:31,477 -They can wipe out a whole computer. -A whole system of computers. 934 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:34,851 Like the one behind your terminal there, like the one in the plane... 935 01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:39,222 ...like the one on all planes in the airlines, like the one in the control tower, sir. 936 01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:42,694 I ask you, are you prepared to take responsibility for your actions... 937 01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:45,891 ...if I don't get this information on that plane? 938 01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:51,939 Jeez, his reputation for inconveniencing the rest of the world is intact. 939 01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:53,803 He actually missed a flight. 940 01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:57,742 This is your captain speaking. We have to return to the gate for a few minutes. 941 01:06:57,913 --> 01:07:00,211 Nothing critical. 942 01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:10,523 -Attention, please, flight.... -Your tickets, please. 943 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:14,959 -You have the tickets, right? -No, I gave them to you. 944 01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:18,464 Bill, in the car. 945 01:07:35,117 --> 01:07:38,280 Wow. These guys must be 50 times bigger than we are. 946 01:07:38,454 --> 01:07:41,446 Good artists copy. Great artists steal. 947 01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:45,116 -Oh, yeah? Who said that? -Some artist. I think it was Van Gogh. 948 01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:49,296 Hey, check it out. 949 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,794 Aye, matey. It wouldn't be time to rape and pillage, would it? 950 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:06,814 You sure it's okay to let these Microsoft guys in here? 951 01:08:07,116 --> 01:08:10,051 We have culture. They don't. 952 01:08:10,386 --> 01:08:13,480 No taste. No original thinking. 953 01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:16,421 But they can be useful to us. 954 01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:19,823 Time for the dog and pony show. 955 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,237 Welcome to Apple. 956 01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:43,179 Bill. 957 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,320 Nice to see you. Thanks for coming. Steve. 958 01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:49,390 -How you doing, Steve? -Glad you're here. Paul. Hi, Steve Jobs. 959 01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,118 -Hi. Charles Simonyi. -Come on in. Let me introduce you. 960 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:54,888 This is Gilmore. He's one of our top programmers. 961 01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:58,025 And he's a loyal man. Well, to do this, you need loyalty. 962 01:08:58,901 --> 01:09:02,098 -Total loyalty. Isn't that right? -That's the plan, Steve. 963 01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:07,309 This way. The Macintosh team. It's more like a family. 964 01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:10,309 Everybody else is an outsider. 965 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,676 -What's with the pirate stuff? -What do I always tell you? 966 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,209 Better to be a pirate than join the Navy. 967 01:09:16,385 --> 01:09:19,548 -You a pirate? -Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, Steve. 968 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:21,885 I've been up for 52 hours straight. 969 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:24,754 Loyalty. 970 01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,494 I'm gonna show you the future. 971 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:39,300 It's top-secret. It's still about... 972 01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:42,273 ...a year away from introduction. 973 01:09:42,778 --> 01:09:45,645 The ultimate, insanely great... 974 01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:49,411 ...fusion of art and science. 975 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:55,150 -It's called the Macintosh. -This is definitely not the Lisa. 976 01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:57,554 That's a graphic user interface. 977 01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:01,457 I don't understand. How does a computer handle the mouse-cursor display? 978 01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:03,621 Hardware's got nothing to do with the mouse. 979 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:06,097 -It's all in the software. -Enough. 980 01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:08,463 Sorry, Steve. 981 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:12,329 There's no point in torturing our guests... 982 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,309 ...with what they can't have. 983 01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:26,283 You're vulnerable in spreadsheets, you know, Steve. 984 01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:28,719 We can help you. 985 01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:33,790 Ninety hours a week. Like the T-shirt? I'm gonna give it to my people. 986 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,894 Some of them work even more than 90 hours a week. 987 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,969 We have Multiplan running on dozens of different platforms. 988 01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:44,298 No one can match us. 989 01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,473 You can't just have employees anymore. 990 01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:49,270 It's great. 991 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,305 No, they gotta be into a crusade. 992 01:10:52,481 --> 01:10:58,181 It's like art, science, religion, all rolled into one. 993 01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:02,415 We have multi-tool interface. It can be redesigned for the Mac. 994 01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:06,254 Redesigned. Redesigned. 995 01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,090 We're artists here. 996 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,893 A place where raw sand comes in one end... 997 01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:16,197 ...and goes out the other. Silicon art. 998 01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:23,039 You know, IBM, they're gonna want all our stuff. 999 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:25,178 IBM? 1000 01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:30,144 IBM, they're history. 1001 01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:35,757 I mean, they're 1950s, they're ice America, a bloated enemy in a crumbling castle. 1002 01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:38,722 -And we're storming it. -I know IBM is the enemy, Steve. 1003 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,089 But we can help you. 1004 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,564 You don't have to worry about IBM. 1005 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,234 Yeah? 1006 01:11:46,402 --> 01:11:48,427 So why you even working with them? 1007 01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,766 I'd much rather work with you. 1008 01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:03,549 We're in. 1009 01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:06,280 -We're doing work for Apple. -You're kidding me. 1010 01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:09,390 They're sending us three prototypes of the computer we just saw. 1011 01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,048 -The Macintosh. -For God sakes. 1012 01:12:11,226 --> 01:12:14,992 There's a pirate flag flying above our heads, and he's giving us the crown jewel? 1013 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,791 Who the hell's the pirate here? 1014 01:12:16,965 --> 01:12:19,297 He sees what he believes, not the other way around. 1015 01:12:19,468 --> 01:12:21,265 We're not his worst problem. 1016 01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:24,201 If he's not careful, he's gonna wreck the place. 1017 01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:27,437 -Macintosh! Macintosh! -Macintosh rules! 1018 01:12:27,609 --> 01:12:30,544 -Apple ll's the best! -Mac's the best! 1019 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:33,978 Even when I got my memory back, it was never the same for me. 1020 01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:36,117 I couldn't believe how it had all changed. 1021 01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:38,412 Apple was tearing itself to pieces. 1022 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,581 Steve had turned it into two camps: 1023 01:12:41,757 --> 01:12:46,285 His new Macintosh group against everyone else in the company. 1024 01:12:50,432 --> 01:12:53,128 Steve, what the hell is this? 1025 01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:57,469 It's like a family. Things get messy. 1026 01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,238 I don't understand this. 1027 01:12:59,408 --> 01:13:02,571 You got the Mac people against the Apple ll people? 1028 01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:04,838 -They're beating each other up. -Amazing, huh? 1029 01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:08,449 People wanna be shaped, molded. 1030 01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:11,347 But if you asked any of them, any of them, they'd deny it. 1031 01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:16,288 I don't wanna shape anybody, Steve. This isn't fun anymore. 1032 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:20,019 Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging. 1033 01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:23,397 I don't make jokes anymore. 1034 01:13:23,565 --> 01:13:27,399 I told you a long time ago, I like jokes. 1035 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:32,836 Steve! Goodbye. I'm quitting Apple. 1036 01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:38,978 -Well, that's a joke, right? -No. I'm going back to college. 1037 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:44,950 Woz. Hey, what are you doing? I don't think it's such a good idea. 1038 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,022 All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall. 1039 01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:53,857 Woz! 1040 01:14:23,325 --> 01:14:26,260 -I ask you for brilliance? -Steve. 1041 01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:31,388 I've asked you for genius, and you're giving me this? 1042 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,602 Steve, please. 1043 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:47,577 Oh, no, Steve, not again. 1044 01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:51,708 It's 3 a.m., okay? I don't have the energy to defend an unfinished design. 1045 01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:55,414 That's because there's nothing to defend. 1046 01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:59,925 I want beauty, not incompetence. 1047 01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,721 Are you listening to me? 1048 01:15:03,465 --> 01:15:05,365 -Are you listening--? -Yes, I'm listening! 1049 01:15:05,534 --> 01:15:07,627 I am so sick of your abusiveness. 1050 01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,998 That's all you know. Tearing people down, throwing tantrums. 1051 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:17,578 -You miserable son of a bitch. -What are you doing? Come on, back off. 1052 01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:34,953 I know we've been in a battle... 1053 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:38,657 ...and like all battles, we've had our casualties along the way. 1054 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,163 But today's about celebrating. 1055 01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,662 The Macintosh. 1056 01:15:51,246 --> 01:15:53,214 It's time for a christening... 1057 01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:57,814 ...of our little Macintosh. 1058 01:15:57,986 --> 01:15:59,886 Our baby. 1059 01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:12,394 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 1060 01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:16,969 Real artists ship. 1061 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,898 In this company, in Apple, in the entire business... 1062 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:25,809 ...we, you, the Macintosh team, are the only true artists. 1063 01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:28,677 You can forget Apple, forget Lisa. 1064 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:32,377 It's only us. The Macintosh team. 1065 01:16:32,554 --> 01:16:35,387 We have been chosen to seize history. 1066 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:42,458 But first, carpe diem, seize the day. It's your time to party, people. 1067 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,791 Hey, John. 1068 01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:49,027 You hear what I heard in there? 1069 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:21,034 -Hey, man, what'd you say about Steve? -I'm sick of his crap. 1070 01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:23,068 -What'd you say, man? -You heard me. 1071 01:17:23,238 --> 01:17:25,433 You wanna talk like that about Steve? 1072 01:17:25,607 --> 01:17:28,269 You wanna talk like that about the guy who feeds you, man? 1073 01:17:28,443 --> 01:17:32,345 -The guy who feeds you? -Come on. Break it up. 1074 01:17:32,514 --> 01:17:34,311 Come on. 1075 01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:38,218 -Hey, hey, guys. -Somebody pull him off. 1076 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:41,487 -Never like this at Pepsi-Cola. -Knock it off. 1077 01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:44,755 You wanna sell sugar water the rest of your life? 1078 01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:00,370 Steve, I'm worried. 1079 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,277 Yeah? 1080 01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:07,142 Yeah, about what's happening. 1081 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:12,212 All the, you know, ''them versus us'' stuff. Macintosh versus Apple ll. 1082 01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:15,845 You don't understand, John. People need a cause. 1083 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:19,391 We missed Vietnam. This is our Vietnam. 1084 01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:24,292 -It's tearing the company apart. -Creation is messy. 1085 01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:27,264 You want genius, you get madness. Two sides of the same coin. 1086 01:18:27,436 --> 01:18:29,529 You knew that when I brought you in. 1087 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,265 Steve, if you can't trust me, then God help you. 1088 01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,433 I didn't mention anything about trust, John. 1089 01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,378 There's another problem. 1090 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,544 -It's Arlene and the baby. -That's my business. 1091 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,782 No, not anymore. TIME magazine is doing another story. 1092 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:52,222 You don't need the bad press. Neither do we. 1093 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,329 -Child's not mine. -Steve, come on. You took a paternity test. 1094 01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:58,598 She is yours. It's right there in the results. 1095 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:03,261 -Paternity tests are a joke. -She's asking for $20,000. 1096 01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:05,838 -Total, nothing more. -Blackmail. 1097 01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:08,976 Steve, you can afford the money. Give her what she's asking for. 1098 01:19:09,144 --> 01:19:11,874 -You should give her more. -It's not about the damn money. 1099 01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,409 Well, what is it, then? 1100 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,676 I don't know. 1101 01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,400 Mommy, there's a man here. 1102 01:20:28,423 --> 01:20:31,620 It's been what, a year? 1103 01:20:34,629 --> 01:20:38,588 -Yeah, I've been busy. -I'm sure. 1104 01:20:40,802 --> 01:20:44,704 -Why'd you come? -I don't know. 1105 01:20:46,741 --> 01:20:48,641 She's looking really good. 1106 01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:57,383 You should have come to see her. 1107 01:20:57,552 --> 01:21:01,613 -You could have brought her by. -Oh, Steve. 1108 01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:06,260 Here. 1109 01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:18,405 Thank you. 1110 01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:20,998 Thank you, Lisa. 1111 01:21:57,279 --> 01:22:00,680 -Steve Jobs is killing us. Ballmer! -Yeah? 1112 01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,817 This stuff is crummy. It's totally crummy. 1113 01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:05,817 -Windows was supposed to ship last year. -We're ready for you. 1114 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,455 Why do I have to do this? I have work. This is stupid. 1115 01:22:08,623 --> 01:22:10,750 It's good PR. It's for The Wall Street Journal. 1116 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,656 -I don't need PR. -Can you stand a little to the left? 1117 01:22:13,828 --> 01:22:17,264 The hole in that sweater of your shirt. Turn all the way to the right. 1118 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,024 What am I, a trained seal? 1119 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,363 -If Apple can do this, why can't we? -What do you want us to do? 1120 01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:24,664 -Whatever you have to. -Meaning what, Bill? 1121 01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:26,966 Meaning ship Windows before the snow falls. 1122 01:22:27,142 --> 01:22:29,736 -This is Seattle. It doesn't snow here. -Whatever, Steve. 1123 01:22:29,911 --> 01:22:32,379 Mr. Gates, I think you should take off your sweater... 1124 01:22:32,547 --> 01:22:34,674 ...because it clashes with the background. 1125 01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:37,010 The green and blue, it's just not in these days. 1126 01:22:37,185 --> 01:22:39,176 It's not in at all. 1127 01:22:39,354 --> 01:22:42,790 Sweat stains. This is awful. 1128 01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:52,397 -I'd like to get back to work-- -I know, we're almost ready. 1129 01:22:52,567 --> 01:22:58,870 Okay, and three, two, one. Smile, please. 1130 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:01,868 Urgent, Mr. Gates. 1131 01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:04,807 Thank you. What's next? 1132 01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:08,078 Steve Jobs. 1133 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:11,180 ''Mr. Jobs demands you be in his office tonight.'' 1134 01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,845 He's getting paranoid over what we're doing. 1135 01:23:15,290 --> 01:23:16,621 Maybe he should be. 1136 01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:19,917 Not at the pace you're going. 1137 01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,086 I think I had a date tonight with Ann. 1138 01:23:22,263 --> 01:23:24,288 -I thought she was away on business. -She is. 1139 01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,024 Then how can you have a date? 1140 01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:30,001 Well, I go to a movie here, and then she goes to the same movie in Denver... 1141 01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,799 ...and then we talk on the phone about it afterwards. 1142 01:23:32,974 --> 01:23:37,138 Jeez, Bill, I hate to see what happens when you two have sex. 1143 01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:23,480 You're stealing from us! 1144 01:24:26,127 --> 01:24:29,460 Steve, we're not stealing from you. So don't tell me that. 1145 01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:32,460 What the hell are you doing, then? 1146 01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:37,094 What is this that I keep hearing about you developing this--? 1147 01:24:37,272 --> 01:24:39,866 What do you call it? Windows? 1148 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:42,373 To compete with us? 1149 01:24:44,946 --> 01:24:49,315 -I'm not doing anything against you, Steve. -Don't give me that crap! 1150 01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:52,783 You're pirating the software off our Mac prototypes! 1151 01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:54,615 I trusted you. 1152 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:59,627 If you wanna know everything we're working on, I'll show you. 1153 01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:08,567 The weird thing was... 1154 01:25:08,736 --> 01:25:12,433 ...Steve Jobs was the one guy Bill would never yell at. It was the opposite. 1155 01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:15,838 Steve would order Bill to fly down there and then blow up at him... 1156 01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:19,707 ...but Bill, he would just wait it out, convince Steve that we were no threat... 1157 01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:23,476 ...that this Windows stuff was just that much more smoke and mirrors... 1158 01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:25,915 ...and a few hours later, everything was fine. 1159 01:25:26,087 --> 01:25:28,146 I'm telling you, Bill's a genius at it. 1160 01:25:29,424 --> 01:25:31,688 And that's all you're working on? 1161 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,388 Of course. 1162 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:36,593 -Yeah? -You know what else? 1163 01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,493 Did you read what I said in that newspaper story on us two days ago? 1164 01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:43,961 -No. What'd you say? -I said when your Macintosh comes out... 1165 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:47,006 ...that'd be the only computer I'd want to buy my mom. 1166 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,605 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1167 01:25:50,111 --> 01:25:52,671 Your mom, huh? 1168 01:25:52,847 --> 01:25:57,284 -It's like we're one big family, you know? -Family? 1169 01:26:00,121 --> 01:26:01,349 You know that. 1170 01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:07,786 Family. 1171 01:26:09,364 --> 01:26:11,355 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 1172 01:26:25,046 --> 01:26:26,570 Tell me something. 1173 01:26:26,748 --> 01:26:29,911 When did this stop being a business and start being a religion? 1174 01:26:30,084 --> 01:26:31,483 Thank you for your work. 1175 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:36,522 And remember, what we will do in the next year... 1176 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:39,717 ...will change the way people think... 1177 01:26:39,894 --> 01:26:42,192 ...and communicate. 1178 01:26:44,766 --> 01:26:46,597 Hey. 1179 01:26:46,768 --> 01:26:48,429 -Hey. -So enjoy the revolution... 1180 01:26:48,603 --> 01:26:52,061 ...which we have all created and watch.... 1181 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,105 You know, Steve thinks IBM's the enemy. 1182 01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:55,606 --unfolds in front of us. 1183 01:26:55,777 --> 01:26:58,041 He doesn't get it. 1184 01:26:58,213 --> 01:26:59,908 You guys are. 1185 01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:05,043 What are you talking about? 1186 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,950 Copies of your Windows just started surfacing here. 1187 01:27:08,122 --> 01:27:09,612 You took our stuff, Bill. 1188 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:13,192 You took our stuff, you fooled with it, and you called it your own. 1189 01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:18,627 You always insult your guests like this? 1190 01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:21,528 Make no mistake. 1191 01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:25,503 We are all one big family. 1192 01:27:26,474 --> 01:27:29,602 And part of it are our friends at Microsoft. 1193 01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:36,342 Bill? 1194 01:27:41,489 --> 01:27:43,957 Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Gates. 1195 01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:51,459 Finally, I wanna show you a preview... 1196 01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:55,296 ...of the most amazing 60 seconds of film you'll ever see. 1197 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,700 And we're showing it only once... 1198 01:27:57,872 --> 01:27:59,362 ...during the Super Bowl. 1199 01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:02,737 So watch and see how we handle IBM. 1200 01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:05,838 I mean Big Brother. 1201 01:28:08,316 --> 01:28:11,877 See, that commercial was interesting in a lot of ways... 1202 01:28:12,053 --> 01:28:15,022 ...because when we're at this big hoopla at Apple... 1203 01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:18,920 ...and their engineers are unpacking all these Japanese computers... 1204 01:28:19,093 --> 01:28:21,618 ...with the first copies of our stuff, Windows... 1205 01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:25,061 ...that looks a lot like their stuff.... 1206 01:28:25,233 --> 01:28:27,224 I mean, if I had to pick a moment.... 1207 01:28:37,278 --> 01:28:39,007 Hey... 1208 01:28:39,180 --> 01:28:41,842 ...I'm getting some pretty weird vibes here. 1209 01:28:42,016 --> 01:28:43,881 Sure we should stay around? 1210 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:49,112 Sometimes you deal them. Sometimes you fold them. 1211 01:28:50,858 --> 01:28:53,326 Now's not the time to fold. 1212 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,390 We shall prevail. 1213 01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:06,573 I obviously made a mistake. 1214 01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:10,872 I made a mistake. 1215 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,373 I trusted. 1216 01:29:15,316 --> 01:29:17,580 I believed. 1217 01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:21,317 Family. 1218 01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:27,621 Maybe a Mafia family. You turn your back, and you get whacked. 1219 01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:32,129 Our guys come back from Japan with this NEC... 1220 01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:37,729 ...and it's loaded with Microsoft programs. Your Microsoft programs. 1221 01:29:37,905 --> 01:29:40,567 They're almost identical to ours. 1222 01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:46,475 There may be some similarities, Steve. 1223 01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:51,178 Similarities? 1224 01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:56,955 Similarities? 1225 01:29:59,193 --> 01:30:02,094 -Try theft. -Steve, all cars have steering wheels... 1226 01:30:02,263 --> 01:30:05,664 ...but no one tries to claim that the steering wheel was their invention. 1227 01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:09,929 -We have a contract, you and I. -Well, you should read it more carefully. 1228 01:30:10,104 --> 01:30:11,935 What is this? 1229 01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,807 This is like doing business with... 1230 01:30:14,976 --> 01:30:16,238 ...like, a praying mantis. 1231 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,471 You get seduced and then eaten alive afterwards. 1232 01:30:19,847 --> 01:30:21,974 Get real, will you? 1233 01:30:23,651 --> 01:30:27,849 You and I are both like guys that have this rich neighbor... 1234 01:30:28,022 --> 01:30:30,115 ...Xerox... 1235 01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:32,589 ...that left the door open all the time. 1236 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,627 And you go sneaking in to steal the TV set. 1237 01:30:36,030 --> 01:30:40,330 Only when you get there, you realize that I got there first. 1238 01:30:40,501 --> 01:30:42,867 I got the loot, Steve! 1239 01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:45,401 And you're yelling? 1240 01:30:45,573 --> 01:30:48,201 ''That's not fair. 1241 01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:51,470 I wanted to try to steal it first.'' 1242 01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:59,245 You're too late. 1243 01:31:05,726 --> 01:31:08,092 We're better than you are. 1244 01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:16,964 -We have better stuff. -You don't get it, Steve. 1245 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:20,633 That doesn't matter. 1246 01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:42,724 You know, like a lot of things, there always seems to be one last time. 1247 01:31:42,897 --> 01:31:45,127 For us, it was when we all came together again... 1248 01:31:45,299 --> 01:31:48,029 ...for this big party Steve threw for his 30th birthday. 1249 01:31:48,202 --> 01:31:50,227 It was just one of those things. 1250 01:31:50,404 --> 01:31:53,202 You know, where you try really hard to make something work... 1251 01:31:53,374 --> 01:31:55,672 ...but somehow it just doesn't. 1252 01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:58,971 And maybe you should have known it all along. 1253 01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:06,477 -Is that really Ella Fitzgerald? -I have absolutely no idea. 1254 01:32:09,757 --> 01:32:11,657 You hear the kind of food they're serving? 1255 01:32:11,826 --> 01:32:14,420 -Salmon mousse, goat's cheese. -I can't eat that stuff. 1256 01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:17,826 -Why don't we go to Denny's? -Is that Joan Baez with him? 1257 01:32:17,999 --> 01:32:19,796 Wait, wait. Who's Joan Baez? 1258 01:32:21,035 --> 01:32:23,162 -Hi. -John. 1259 01:32:29,610 --> 01:32:31,942 I need to talk to you. It's important. 1260 01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:34,411 Okay, John. Excuse me. 1261 01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:42,547 We've got a problem. We've been asked to make a toast to Steve. 1262 01:32:42,723 --> 01:32:47,126 Me? Toast Steve? No way, man. Not after what's happened. No way. 1263 01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:51,254 Oh, John, don't look at me. I-- Mike, you do it. 1264 01:32:51,432 --> 01:32:55,027 After the past few months? I don't think so. 1265 01:32:55,636 --> 01:32:58,503 John, you're the one. 1266 01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:02,632 -No. Not now. Absolutely no way. -Why not? 1267 01:33:03,010 --> 01:33:05,979 -Look, Steve thinks I'm his.... -He thinks you're what? 1268 01:33:16,257 --> 01:33:18,885 Ladies and gentlemen, a toast. 1269 01:33:19,193 --> 01:33:21,218 To a remarkable man. 1270 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:23,226 A man who brought me to this company... 1271 01:33:23,731 --> 01:33:26,962 ...without whom none of this tonight would ever have happened. 1272 01:33:27,134 --> 01:33:31,730 Steve Jobs, truly a guiding light. A man who sees the future. 1273 01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:33,134 -Hear, hear! -Steve. 1274 01:33:33,307 --> 01:33:34,604 Happy birthday! 1275 01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:44,339 It's weird, but sometimes you find things that are more important to you... 1276 01:33:44,518 --> 01:33:48,352 ...than the things you think are important. You know what I mean? 1277 01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:51,355 Maybe it's just getting older. 1278 01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:57,325 Okay, guys. Let's see how we did. 1279 01:33:58,699 --> 01:33:59,927 That's a good one. 1280 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,370 It's true. 1281 01:34:14,715 --> 01:34:18,708 We're learning about the size of the sun versus the size of the Earth. 1282 01:34:31,032 --> 01:34:32,465 Hi, Steve. 1283 01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:36,399 I think it's gonna be really interesting, I mean, you and me together. 1284 01:34:36,804 --> 01:34:38,635 Yeah. 1285 01:34:40,608 --> 01:34:42,599 It is. 1286 01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:43,953 [ENGLISH] 100343

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