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- Oh, no.
- What is it?
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I was daydreaming,
and now I can't remember
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if I shampooed my hair or not.
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So?
Do it again.
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I can't, 'cause if I've washed
it already and do it again,
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my hair's going to be
too fluffy.
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So don't do it again.
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Well, what if I didn't do it?
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Then it's going to be too oily.
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What?
This is important.
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Oh, yeah, it's a real crisis.
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You want me to call in sick
for you today, Ray?
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Well, I'm weird.
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Hey, how about the time
you didn't want to go outside
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'cause you thought your haircut
made your butt look fat?
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I'm the weird one, right?
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Ow.
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Hi, I'm Ray and I live here in
Long Island with my wife, Debra;
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She's great with the kids,
the house, everything.
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Oh, I don't know
how she does it.
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We've got a daughter Ally
and twin two-year-old boys.
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It's not really about the kids.
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My parents live
across the street.
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That's right.
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And my brother lives with them.
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Now, not every family would go
by on a conveyor belt for you...
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but mine would because--
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Yeah.
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So all three kids are down.
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Free at last, free at last.
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Thank god almighty,
I'm free at last.
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Now it's going to be
all about me.
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Me, me, me.
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How's it going, fluffy?
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Not good.
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Come on, what is this
health insurance?
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Matching the doctor bills
to the worksheets,
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Who paid who, what, when?
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No, this--
This has to be woman's work.
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Oh, great.
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Well, I'll just do
some man's work:
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Watch a little TV
and scratch myself.
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Ah.
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Look at this.
I can't make that number out.
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That could be a nine.
Could be a four.
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This'll have to wait
until tomorrow.
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What's on, honey?
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Ray, come on.
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You haven't worked
on that at all.
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You're missing the point.
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The point is...
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I will rub your feet.
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You know, you got to--
You got to get this done.
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With lotions.
Come on.
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I'm not even a foot person.
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Matter of fact, the whole idea
of rubbing feet makes me sick.
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Just shut up and rub.
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That's tickling.
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That's not rubbing.
That's tickling!
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Hey.
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Glad you're not busy.
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What makes you think
we're not busy, Robert?
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Well, I saw through the window.
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You were looking?
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Well, I'm a cop.
It's my training.
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Well, you know, Robert, it may
look like we're not busy, but...
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Get out.
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I need you to take
an I.Q. test.
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- What?
- An I.Q. test.
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I'm taking a criminal psychology
class to make lieutenant,
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and I have to learn
how to give an I.Q. test.
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I think he wants me
to steal third.
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Have I ever asked you for
anything, Raymond?
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Oh--
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You've got to get
out of mom's house.
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All right.
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Yeah, just forget about it.
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Oh, god.
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We have to.
I mean, it's for his class.
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Just keep talking.
He's almost gone.
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- We'll do it, Robert.
- No.
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Three more steps.
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- You'll do it?
- Yeah.
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Oh, thank you so much.
This really means a lot to me.
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- But, listen, we're not going to--
- There's no talking.
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Now, I'll be testing you
one-on-one for each section.
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This is very important.
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I have to treat you both the same.
I'm not supposed to chitchat.
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And I've got to be
stone-faced.
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- There's a stretch.
- Again, no talking.
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So, uh, where do you
want to do this, Robert?
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I thought we could start
with you in the basement,
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if that's all right, Debra.
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- How come you didn't snap--
- No talking!
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...up to 40 miles per hour.
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How bad is it?
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Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
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How'd you do?
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I think I did really well.
It's pretty easy.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Give me some answers.
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I thought you didn't care.
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- I don't.
- Well?
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- Give me some answers.
- No.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay, that's how
it's going to be?
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Well, I'm not cheating.
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- What?
- I'm not cheating.
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What are you doing?
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No talking, Debra.
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That would be the magna carta.
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Did Debra get that?
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I'd bet Debra didn't get
that one.
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Who invented the cotton gin?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Eli Wallach.
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Whitney! Whitney!
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Eli Whitney.
You know what--
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I meant Whitney, Robert.
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Okay, using these blocks,
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please reconstruct
the figure in this diagram.
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I don't understand.
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You have 10 seconds.
Go.
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I don't understand.
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Robert, these
three-dimensional blocks,
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But it's a two-dimensional
drawing.
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How am I supposed to--
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- Time.
- Time.
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Don't take the blocks.
I want the blocks.
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Robert, that's not fair.
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I want my blocks back!
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How'd it go?
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Oh, I think I aced it.
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How'd you do on the blocks?
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Oh, that was impossible.
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He didn't give me
any time at all.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I thought there was
plenty of time.
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Hi. Is Robert here?
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He's downstairs, grading us.
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Ah, you see?
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They're not afraid
of taking the test.
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I don't want my brain measured.
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It's gotten me this far.
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For some reason, your father
has something to hide.
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I don't believe in tests.
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All they do
is deal with book smarts.
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They don't measure
street smarts.
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- And you're street smart?
- I am very street smart.
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Have him tell you about the time
he bought seafood
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out of the back
of a derelict's car.
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He was legit.
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Oh, he had the prices
tattooed on his body.
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One bad mussel
in a whole bucket.
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I threw up for three weeks so
that you could save 79 cents?
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They were delicious.
You could taste the ocean.
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I'm still tasting it.
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Ooh.
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Good night.
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Oh, Robby.
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Wait a minute.
How'd it go?
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Oh, I believe I administrated and
evaluated the test correctly.
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I feel I did pretty good.
Good night.
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Who cares about you?
Tell us the scores.
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It's not about us, Ray.
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Robert, just placate him.
Tell him the scores.
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Placate--
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To appease,
to make feel better.
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The scores
aren't really important.
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I know that,
but your brother seems to--
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Yeah, but I'm not
supposed to--
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Tell us the scores!
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I'm just curious.
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All right.
Raymond, you got 100.
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100.
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Oh, a perfect score!
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Ooh, that's my Raymond.
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Thank god you got
your mother's brains.
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100 is average.
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Average?
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He got that from you.
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Uh, what did I get?
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Debra, you scored 115.
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Yes!
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Well, that's close.
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No, I'm sorry.
You're not close.
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15 points is
one standard deviation.
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Oh!
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Well, what's that?
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Well, that means
that between the two of you,
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well, Debra's in a whole
higher class of brains.
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Holy crap.
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Good night.
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Well, I mean, they're just,
you know, test scores, Ray.
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It was really about Robert
learning to give the test.
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Yeah, but I didn't know
he was going to learn
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That you're smart
and I'm an idiot.
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There's more than
one kind of intelligence, Ray.
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That's right.
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There are street smarts!
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All right,
are you ready for this?
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Don't fall out of your chairs.
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- Our store is on the internet.
- No.
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You just point your browser
down to www.bernie.com,
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and there I am,
straddling a jet ski.
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Whoo!
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Oh, boy, he looks so cute
in his speedo.
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Well--
Oh, I'm sorry, Ray.
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I'm sure Debra knows
all about the internet,
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but let's talk about something
we can all understand.
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Pizza hot.
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- Yeah.
- Oh!
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Yeah, yeah.
Have your fun.
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Leave him alone, Bernie.
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He didn't tell you
about the test
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so you could use it
against him.
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You know nothing
about friendship.
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Stop it.
Look, I don't care.
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I don't care.
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It's all right.
I don't care.
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Can I get you something, Ray?
Look, you're all out of soda.
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- I am?
- Yeah.
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You know what?
I'll go get you another one.
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You want a lemon wedge?
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All right.
That'd be nice.
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- Okay.
- I'm going to get one too.
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- Yeah, I'll take one.
- Oh, please.
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Why is Ray so depressed?
It was just a test.
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I guess seeing
in black and white
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that I'm smarter than him
just blew out his self-esteem.
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I mean, I'm trying to make him
feel better, but nothing works.
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Oh, come on.
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You had to know
you were smarter.
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Well, of course, but...
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I still feel guilty.
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You okay?
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Are they looking?
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No. Why?
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Come here.
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What?
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You have got to take this test!
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking,
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she feels so bad for me,
I got it made.
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She's getting lemon in my soda.
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I can't do anything.
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She's doing everything for me,
including...
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No!
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Yes!
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Oh--
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You know,
when the results came in,
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at first I was upset
because I was stupid.
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Now this is the greatest thing
that ever happened.
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Oh, I got to take this test.
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Yes.
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I just hope I'm stupid enough.
258
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,480
Don't worry.
259
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,259
How you feeling?
260
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,027
Oh, you know.
261
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,394
Here you go, honey.
262
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:46,365
Ice cream on the couch?
263
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,100
Mm-hmm.
264
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,469
It's my favorite.
265
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,104
None for you?
266
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,973
That was the last of it, so...
267
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,607
Oh. Sorry.
268
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,356
Um, you know, honey,
I was thinking,
269
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,191
that health insurance
has to be in tomorrow.
270
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,793
Did you finish it yet?
271
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,194
Health insurance?
272
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,329
Oh, you know, I want to.
273
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,798
I want to.
274
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,767
But I've just been, you know,
so down.
275
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,341
- Maybe you should--
- What?
276
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,577
Well, I mean,
it's very important,
277
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:35,180
and I don't think we should
trust it to somebody like me.
278
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,853
Mmm, fudgy.
279
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,521
All right.
280
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,456
All right, that is it.
281
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,259
You know, at first I felt bad
because you were so depressed,
282
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,228
but now I think you're
really milking it here.
283
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,996
What do you mean?
284
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,232
Oh, what, you don't think
I see through this?
285
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,100
What do you mean?
286
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,569
I don't believe you, Ray.
287
00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:01,307
Making me feel guilty,
you little weasel.
288
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:05,444
Oh, I'm--I'm depressed again.
289
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,447
Do the health insurance,
you big fake.
290
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,682
"Mmm, fudgy."
give me that.
291
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,054
You know, I read somewhere
292
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,455
where the happiest marriages
are the ones
293
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,190
where the man is smarter.
294
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,392
Guess who wrote that.
295
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,332
Get the door.
296
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,801
It's that big wooden thing with
the knob that's not your head.
297
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,340
Everything all right?
298
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,107
I thought I saw an argument.
299
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,114
Stop stalking us.
300
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,119
This wouldn't be
about the, uh...
301
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,221
- No.
- Would it?
302
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,990
Yeah, we don't care about that.
303
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,092
Oh, good, 'cause
I want you to know
304
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,395
I think I might have,
uh, made a mistake
305
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,465
with your test results,
jumbled them.
306
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,167
Wh-what do you mean?
307
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,470
Well, actually, Raymond,
you were the one who scored
308
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,338
one standard deviation higher
than Debra.
309
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,406
What?
310
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,543
Good night.
311
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,087
Well...
312
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,321
Now it's a happy marriage.
313
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,891
Fudgy.
314
00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:17,239
No.
315
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,410
No.
316
00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:27,115
No.
317
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:33,221
No.
318
00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:37,659
No, no, no.
319
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:46,067
Nooooo.
320
00:16:52,308 --> 00:16:54,009
No.
321
00:16:55,912 --> 00:16:57,379
No!
322
00:16:59,348 --> 00:17:01,082
Debra.
323
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,123
You had to tell your mother
that you're the smarter one.
324
00:17:07,124 --> 00:17:08,491
She's my mother.
325
00:17:08,492 --> 00:17:09,892
If I can't tell her,
who can I tell?
326
00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:11,027
You told Linda.
327
00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:13,229
No, I did--
No, absolutely not.
328
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,230
I would never tell Linda.
329
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,132
Then you told Bernie.
330
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,201
Well, who knew
he'd talk to his wife?
331
00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:20,403
You know what?
332
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,271
I have been holding this in
all day.
333
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:26,442
There is no way
that you are smarter than me.
334
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:30,046
Smarter than I.
335
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:32,115
All right, what's the name
of the 18th-century poet
336
00:17:32,116 --> 00:17:34,117
who wrote
"A modest proposal", huh?
337
00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:35,918
Huh?
338
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:38,354
Yeah, well, what's the name
of "the twilight zone"
339
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:40,823
where the astronauts meet
the giant lady?
340
00:17:40,824 --> 00:17:41,642
Oh, please.
341
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,095
Who's the first woman
to win a nobel prize?
342
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:47,631
How much does
Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
343
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,503
What's a petit four?
344
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,437
What's a wedgie?
345
00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:01,678
When you first met me,
was my hair long or short?
346
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:09,387
Well...
347
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,455
I know one thing for sure;
it was blonde.
348
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:16,862
Oh, that wasn't you.
349
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,764
Yeah, but I broke up with her
then to go out with you.
350
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,235
All right, I'll just sleep
on the couch.
351
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,740
No.
352
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,688
Got you some coffee.
353
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,289
Oh, thanks.
354
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,774
It was short.
355
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:07,913
I remember it was curly,
'cause it was raining out.
356
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:13,552
And it was lighter than it is now,
but I remember it was short.
357
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,154
Oh, Ray.
358
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,588
No.
359
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,266
I took a shot.
360
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,972
Come on; why has this test
gotten you so upset?
361
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:39,444
I just thought I knew who
we were, like as a couple.
362
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:43,782
You know, our strengths,
our weaknesses and--
363
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,450
Look at me.
364
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,453
You got to know deep down that
I'm smarter than you, don't you?
365
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,092
Look, if it was up to me,
I'd be as dumb as a post,
366
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,394
but numbers don't lie.
367
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,933
Hey.
368
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,433
Busy?
369
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,405
What, Robert?
370
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,808
Well, you know
that I.Q. test I gave you?
371
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,242
Yeah. Yeah.
372
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,977
Well, those weren't
your real scores.
373
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,379
What?
374
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,347
Whose scores were they?
375
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,882
Well, I had to set you up.
376
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,516
Hey, pop tart.
377
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:23,021
You set us up?
378
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,756
I had to do it for the credit.
379
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,857
I mean, I couldn't tell you
about it,
380
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,392
'cause that was part
of the class,
381
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,460
and then, you know,
I wouldn't get the credit.
382
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,065
- We were for credit.
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,468
But, see, the real test
was about human behavior.
384
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,103
You know, like how
a suspect would act
385
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,438
if you messed
with his self-image.
386
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,874
We're not suspects.
387
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,743
Of course not.
388
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,377
I'm going to have to ask you
a couple of questions, sir.
389
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,785
Wait a minute.
390
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,521
What are you telling--
You made up the scores?
391
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,922
Yeah.
392
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,759
And then you switched them around
to see what would happen to us.
393
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,526
Yeah.
394
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,800
D-d-did you turn
on each other?
395
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,202
Robert, we've been fighting
for three days!
396
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,337
Okay, wait,
I got to get that down.
397
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,339
I got to fill
a five-page paper.
398
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,274
I had to sleep
on the couch last night.
399
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,275
Okay, that's good.
400
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,543
I can't believe this worked.
401
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,814
No, Robert,
you can't do this to people.
402
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,416
Okay, wait, a little slower.
403
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,484
Wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
404
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,153
Let me get this straight.
405
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,189
So I'm not smarter than her?
406
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,657
I'd be very surprised.
407
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:50,639
- Good morning.
- Ma, what's the matter?
408
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,543
We took the test.
409
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,814
What happened?
410
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,881
Well--
411
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:17,002
Listen, mom, dad,
about the test results.
412
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,904
I think I may have
jumbled them.
413
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,172
Jumbled?
414
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,942
Yeah, maybe made a mistake
with the columns.
415
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,710
We should talk about it
over at the house.
416
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,078
I think I mixed--
I mixed and matched them.
417
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,879
I don't know what happened.
418
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,916
Extra credit.
419
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:44,640
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