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We now disrupt your
previously scheduled version
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of Junior to bring you...
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Andre Johnson.
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New year, new me, big expectations.
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[P-LO'S "GOING OFF" PLAYING]
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And I'm picking up
right where I left off
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after Way Too Turnt Fest, as an official
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entrepreneurial studies major.
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Because what is a bigger boss move
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than being your own boss?
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? Get my point across ?
? Yeah I'm too sauced ?
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I spent the summer handling
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all of my general requirements
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so that I could spend the
year figuring out what kind
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of entrepreneur I wanna be.
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'Cause I may have felt
like I got a slow start
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to the summer, but I
did something about it.
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And I'm not just talking academically.
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[SEEYOUSOON'S "FASTER PLEASE" PLAYING]
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? Yeah, need a meg
stallion for the kick drum ?
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While Zoey and Aaron were dealing
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with the struggles of living
on top of each other...
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Am I the only one that
closes cabinets around here?
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I closed one yesterday, honey.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Even though it's easier to get things
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- when you keep them open.
- Yeah?
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You closed one yesterday? One?
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Whose Ninja Turtle socks are these?
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And why do I live with two men
who both own Ninja Turtle socks?
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Annika and I were struggling
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with wanting to be on top of each other
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from 1,700 miles apart.
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? What I'm dripping and dropping ?
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? And then they all get loud ?
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? Take a swim up in these waters ?
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? And you all might drown, right ?
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? Move a little faster, please ?
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? Take a chance, do your
little dance for me ?
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? Don't want it if it
ain't a [...] masterpiece ?
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? And she run it right
back like an athlete, yeah ?
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And after one long-ass summer,
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we were both ready for this reunion.
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? Don't want if it ain't
a [...] masterpiece ?
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? And we got the block hot like ?
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[MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]
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Look who it is! Annika!
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[SHUTTERS SNAPPING]
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Annika, repost me!
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[AWKWARD MUSIC]
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? ?
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Sorry, Junior.
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets ?
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? This is what I say ?
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? You can't tell me nothin' ?
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BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ?
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? ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? ?
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Wow, this suite is amazing.
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They even have a handicap shower!
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Yeah, because people who
can't walk have it so good.
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Who's ready for year two, bitches?
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Hey!
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Oh, those go in that room.
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And you can start
color-coordinating my closet.
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God, I love my fans.
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I missed you guys.
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- Missed you too.
- Oh, missed you.
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I've been getting the
villain edit on the show,
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so they love when I boss them around.
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Am I in the right place?
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I could have sworn the sign
outside said sober dorm.
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Well, it might as well say genius dorm,
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because we totally gamed the system.
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Cal U has these themed dorms,
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like the Asian-American
dorms and the LGBTQ+ dorm.
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So we just signed up for
the least popular one,
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which was the sober dorm, duh.
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- And...
- Cool, cool, cool.
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Man, it was great
catching up with you guys.
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You wanna show me the crown molding
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in your room, buttercup?
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I'd love to, my beige prince.
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We're still trying to figure out
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the right pet names for each other.
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- Yeah.
- Try harder.
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Oh, finally alone together
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after a long, long three months.
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Well, some things are worth waiting for.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry. I just...
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feel all gross and sweaty from moving.
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Babe, I don't care if you
ran a marathon around the Sun.
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You're still perfect to me.
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I just want it to feel right, you know?
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There's just such high expectations,
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especially after all this
time about us fantasizing
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about our first time.
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Ooh, tell me more about that.
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I'm serious.
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We just have to wait
a little bit longer.
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Okay, I understand. You know what?
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You get in the shower,
make yourself feel right.
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I will head over to
my place, set the mood,
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and make everything feel special.
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Your mama raised you right, Andre.
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So um, see you in 30?
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Ah, I'm just kidding.
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Unless... sorry, did you say something?
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No? Okay.
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Take your time. But not too long...
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Boy, if you don't get out of here...
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[LIGHT STRING MUSIC]
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Great. Yeah, you can send the rider
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over to DougieFizzle
ProductShizzle@censor.net,
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and I think we're all set.
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No, no, no. You have a blessed day.
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Okay. All right.
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Bye-bye. Take care now.
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Your boy just reached
middle-shelf status
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at Bar None.
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Well, anyone can be middle-shelf status
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at Bar None. That's how bars work.
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Well, anyone didn't just
confirm Anderson .Paak
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and the Free Nationals to perform
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an underground show at Bar None's
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school-year kickoff party.
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So I will be getting alcohol gratis.
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Oh, like your living arrangement?
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Bro, why do you have to be like that?
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Aaron, are those your stray hairs
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that I found in my bubble bath?
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Who can say, you know?
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Maybe they're your hairs that you insist
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on rubbing on the shower wall,
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like you're collecting them for later.
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Okay, those hairs obviously
came from a 4C dragon tail.
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Okay, maybe I missed a few strands.
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Do you mind drying off?
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'Cause you're dripping on the computer,
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and you know I don't
believe in warranties.
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Okay, you know what?
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You better start that dragon tail
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a whole little OnlyFans
account on the side,
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because you owe me 40 bucks
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for that calming cucumber
bath bomb that I wasted.
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[LIGHT STRING MUSIC]
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Those are my bath bombs.
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I don't know why she's so
edgy, you know what I mean?
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I really don't get it.
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Uh, she's not making any money,
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she had to fire her staff,
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Anti-Muse is a mess...
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Okay, wait. I am...
I hear it out loud now.
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That makes sense.
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I'm thinking this is more than, uh,
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just hairs in a bathroom shower.
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Aaron, can you focus, please?
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Maybe I just need to do something
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to bring us back to our
romantic summer loving, you know?
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Show her that she's my priority,
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lay down that PhD.
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Emphasis on the D. Yeah.
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Kiki, I appreciate you
helping me out part-time.
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I feel like this is a nice
new chapter in our friendship,
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except you're my prot�g�.
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Oh, hold up.
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I'm not looking to be
your young grasshopper.
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You need help, and I need a new job
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now that I've left RA hell.
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I'm just... I'm here to help throw
parties instead of busting them.
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Well, I've got some
big plans for this year.
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Come on.
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Kicking off with this
Anderson .Paak show.
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And this is going to
exceed expectations.
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I can feel it.
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So did you get everything off the rider?
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Including the, uh, premium
VIP greenroom for the talent?
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This is actually why
I called you down here.
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Are you familiar with a
program called "Pimp My Closet"?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Because we're about to.
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Well, then I will need a power washer.
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To clean with, not to fill with cognac.
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Okay. Less critiquing
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and more pimping, all right?
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Okay.
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Thanks, Kiki.
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Later.
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Okay.
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To you, freshman.
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I know we've been low-key
Ike and Tina lately,
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so I thought a romantic
rejuvenation dinner was in order.
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- Thank you, baby.
- Yeah.
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And you know you did not have
to go through all this trouble.
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Plus, can I say I'm sorry?
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I know I've been a little extra stressed
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- about Anti-Muse lately...
- It's okay.
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And I've been taking it
out on you and the cabinets,
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which, by the way, I
noticed are all closed.
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That's because you're
my number-one priority.
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- And you're mine.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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I'm just... let me turn my ringer off.
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- Just a second.
- It's all right.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, my God. Whoa.
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This is an email from Genevieve
Evans from Instagram Fashion.
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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Whoa!
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Uh, she invited me to be a correspondent
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at this year's Fashion Week.
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I thought she was just another person
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that was... that was blowing me off.
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But I guess this means
that she was blowing me in?
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- She's blowing you in, babe.
- She's blowing me in!
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- She's blowing you in.
- Oh, my God.
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Aw, I love to see you two
lovebirds happily sharing a nest.
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We celebrating some big news?
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Yeah.
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Now we are.
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Uh, I think I just got a
chance to resuscitate Anti-Muse.
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Ooh!
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You guys wanna celebrate with us?
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Uh, we don't wanna intrude
on your private couple time.
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On a totally unrelated note,
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don't come in my room for 20 minutes.
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Actually, you know what?
I had a Gatorade today.
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Make that 30.
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Welcome to my love den.
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[JACKIE'S BOY'S "RIGHT TO IT" PLAYING]
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We've got peony petals
leading to the bed,
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because roses are for basic bitches.
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Enough candles to
make Boyz II Men blush,
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and I even found Michael B. Jordan's
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personal panty-dropper playlist.
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It's mostly just the "Creed II"
soundtrack, but it's still fire.
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I'm here for it.
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See?
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Waiting was totally the move.
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Now, time to reward all
that patience, Mr. Johnson.
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? It's all so nice ?
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? Close as we ever been ?
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? Damn, we so intimate ?
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? Don't wanna waste no more time ?
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? When I got one thing on my mind ?
259
00:09:20,502 --> 00:09:21,920
- [CORK POPS]
- [SCREAMS]
260
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,464
Okay, so when is this, uh, Fashion Week?
261
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,258
Uh, well, the public calls it a week,
262
00:09:26,258 --> 00:09:27,801
but it's really more like a month.
263
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:31,847
Okay. That's... that's very misleading.
264
00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:34,307
Remind me to never see
a scary movie with you.
265
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,143
Okay. I may jump at first,
266
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,019
but then the purple belt in me kicks in.
267
00:09:38,019 --> 00:09:42,232
[LAUGHS]
268
00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:44,735
You know, I just really think
this is exactly what Anti-Muse
269
00:09:44,735 --> 00:09:46,737
and I need to make a comeback.
270
00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:50,282
Hit the New York pavement,
start pitching on the go,
271
00:09:50,282 --> 00:09:51,491
charming investors.
272
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,326
[MUFFLED VOICES, CLATTERING]
273
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,453
Are they always this loud?
274
00:09:54,453 --> 00:09:56,204
Most of the time.
275
00:09:56,204 --> 00:10:02,043
But just let the sensual
sounds of MBJ take you away.
276
00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:03,420
Hey, you know what? I
could use some of that charm
277
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,546
right on me right about now.
278
00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:06,256
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
279
00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:09,134
Well, you know, they don't call me
280
00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:11,803
Princess Charming for nothing.
281
00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:12,929
I like the way you pour ice.
282
00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:13,930
Yeah.
283
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:18,101
[BANGING, CLATTERING]
284
00:10:18,191 --> 00:10:20,443
Okay, we've reached
the point of no return.
285
00:10:20,443 --> 00:10:21,945
Where are my headphones?
286
00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,572
At least she's getting lucky tonight.
287
00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:24,906
That is literally my sister.
288
00:10:27,701 --> 00:10:28,869
Hey.
289
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:30,287
Don't worry, everyone.
290
00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:33,081
I picked up your theme
dorm welcome packets.
291
00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:38,670
We got me, Annika, Zaara, and...
292
00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,255
Sofia?
293
00:10:40,255 --> 00:10:42,674
Sofia? Who the hell is Sofia?
294
00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:44,676
Maybe they spelled my name wrong.
295
00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:45,886
Girl.
296
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,679
Like, really, really wrong?
297
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,265
Lauryn, you filled out
the safety waiver, right?
298
00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:51,975
You know, the one I
forwarded everyone three times
299
00:10:51,975 --> 00:10:54,477
with the all-caps subject
line, "Fill this out right now,
300
00:10:54,477 --> 00:10:56,563
or we won't live together"?
301
00:10:56,563 --> 00:10:58,523
- Girl.
- Look, I know I come off
302
00:10:58,523 --> 00:10:59,691
as the strong, unbothered female,
303
00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:01,902
but the truth is, I'm
still not over Zeke,
304
00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:04,613
so waivers are really
triggering for me right now.
305
00:11:04,613 --> 00:11:06,615
Waivers. Like football waivers.
306
00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:09,242
Like Zeke. How is this not obvious?
307
00:11:09,242 --> 00:11:11,411
I support your self-care, girl,
308
00:11:11,411 --> 00:11:12,704
but question your decision-making.
309
00:11:14,664 --> 00:11:15,707
Excuse me.
310
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:20,045
Am I unhoused now?
311
00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:21,463
Wow.
312
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,381
The LA homelessness crisis is real.
313
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:25,717
[SIGHS]
314
00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,385
? Do it how you wanna do it ?
315
00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:29,888
? It's your thing, do
it how you wanna do it ?
316
00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:32,140
? Yeah, do it how you wanna do it ?
317
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:35,226
After a few attempts to
make our first time together
318
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:38,939
memorable, Annika and I decided
the third time would be the charm.
319
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:41,358
But first, we had to
celebrate the big win
320
00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:43,193
of landing Anderson .Paak
321
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:44,945
and the Free Nationals for Doug.
322
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,112
? So we rush through it now ?
323
00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:47,197
Doug!
324
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,282
Oh, my God, I love to see it.
325
00:11:49,282 --> 00:11:50,867
The kids are hyped.
326
00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,410
It looks like they're
all on detergent pods.
327
00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:54,829
No, this is all for
AP and the Free Nats.
328
00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:57,248
And also thanks to this man right here.
329
00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:58,959
Yes, sir.
330
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,086
I'm always happy to fire
up the old Migos text chain
331
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,295
to help a Gamma brother out.
332
00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:03,964
So exciting.
333
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,298
- We didn't miss them, right?
- No, no, no.
334
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:06,508
They're chilling down in
the basement greenroom.
335
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,176
I had to get them
everything on their rider.
336
00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:09,636
Hope it's enough to distract them
337
00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:11,179
from the half-power-washed basement.
338
00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:12,931
Well, I'm about to
go tend to the talent.
339
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:17,227
Uh, I made an executive decision
about the essential oil diffuser.
340
00:12:17,227 --> 00:12:18,728
I went with vanilla chiffon.
341
00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:20,146
Hopefully, they rock with it.
342
00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,690
I'll see you guys. Have a good time.
343
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,274
- Night.
- To the bar, guys?
344
00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,651
- To the bar.
- To the bar.
345
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:28,697
What's up, fellas?
346
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,824
These are my favorite Nationals.
347
00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,534
We'll probably get you
guys on in the next ten.
348
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,827
- Cool?
- Oh, hold up, Doc.
349
00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:35,412
Ain't no rush.
350
00:12:35,412 --> 00:12:37,455
This vanilla chiffon is next-level cozy.
351
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:39,124
[SNIFFS]
352
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:40,792
Okay, where'd you get
this picture of Diana Ross?
353
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,878
It's giving me love instinctively, man.
354
00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:46,840
Say, how about we push that
ten to about an hour, 15?
355
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,883
- See where we at after that.
- No, no, no, come on.
356
00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:51,344
Y'all don't wanna be down
here with the plush couches,
357
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:54,681
and the sushi boats, and
the... and the premium alcohol.
358
00:12:54,681 --> 00:12:56,725
That's exactly what
y'all want, isn't it?
359
00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:58,476
Man, this place nicer
than my condo, man.
360
00:12:58,476 --> 00:13:00,562
But... but there's a bunch of sweaty,
361
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,857
drunk college students expecting
to see you guys upstairs.
362
00:13:03,857 --> 00:13:05,025
And I'd... I'd hate to disappoint them.
363
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,527
Hey. Pipe down, okay?
364
00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:09,904
- About to play our shit.
- Okay.
365
00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:11,698
[FREE NATIONALS' "GIDGET"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
366
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:14,617
But y'all... y'all could really
play y'all's shit upstairs.
367
00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:16,661
Yeah, yeah. Give us a minute.
368
00:13:16,661 --> 00:13:18,997
- Give us a minute.
- [LAUGHING] Oh, my gosh.
369
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,415
A minute.
370
00:13:20,415 --> 00:13:21,624
Okay.
371
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:24,294
? All my secrets are sound ?
372
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:26,379
? All the work that she done ?
373
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:27,589
[LAUGHS] Okay.
374
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,466
- Another toast.
- Yeah?
375
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:31,885
- Or is that too many toasts?
- No, no, no, not for me.
376
00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:33,303
To being blown in.
377
00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:36,264
To being blown in to Fashion Month.
378
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:38,224
It'll really be nothing, though.
379
00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:40,185
Because if you think about
it, you'll be so busy,
380
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:41,478
and I'll be busy,
381
00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:43,772
and we'll just pretend like
I'm working in the other room,
382
00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:45,023
because I am.
383
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:48,985
It's just that that other
room is 3,000 miles away.
384
00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:50,570
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
385
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,114
Honey, we've... we've, uh...
386
00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:54,532
we know this playbook.
387
00:13:56,242 --> 00:13:57,702
And yet, here we are.
388
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,333
Hey, guys.
389
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,084
Uh, would you finally
come celebrate with us?
390
00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,294
We'd love it. Yes.
391
00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:08,046
Please?
392
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:09,130
Yeah, we were just... we
were just on our way out.
393
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,256
- No!
- Sorry.
394
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,967
No, you're staying, 'cause
I'm gonna get some drinks.
395
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,219
Four-way toast.
396
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,679
Yeah.
397
00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,640
I just wanna do a two -way.
398
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,808
Hey, can I ask you a question?
399
00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:22,477
Uh, does he sound happy?
400
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,480
Yeah, totally.
401
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,315
- Really happy.
- Yeah?
402
00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:30,318
Because you guys did long
distance, and you were fine.
403
00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:32,654
Hell, we did long
distance, and we were fine.
404
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,949
Just... and they do say absence
makes the heart grow fonder.
405
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,410
Right?
406
00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:51,881
- [APPLAUSE]
- Good evening, Cal U Titans.
407
00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:53,091
Make some noise!
408
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:58,513
[CHEERING]
409
00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:01,724
I have the pleasure of
introducing to you tonight
410
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:03,393
the act you've all been waiting for.
411
00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:05,854
When I say Free, you say Nationals.
412
00:15:05,854 --> 00:15:07,897
- Free!
- ALL: Nationals!
413
00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:09,482
When I say Anderson, you say .Paak.
414
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:11,192
- Anderson!
- ALL: .Paak!
415
00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:12,986
[COUGHING, RETCHING]
416
00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:15,154
[ZAPPING, YELLING]
417
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:18,032
[AWKWARD MUSIC]
418
00:15:18,032 --> 00:15:20,994
? ?
419
00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:23,288
We should have just
stayed downstairs, man.
420
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:25,874
Man.
421
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:29,002
This why y'all can't have nice things.
422
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:31,296
? Been down, but I swim back up ?
423
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,464
? Almost drowned, and I been messed up ?
424
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:36,801
? Held my breath till I gave it up ?
425
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,845
What... what happened to free whiskey?
426
00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:43,558
Yeah, I think AP and the Free
Nationals took it as party favors.
427
00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:44,642
Oh, man.
428
00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:48,479
This is... this is a disaster.
429
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,982
It's like the higher I
set my expectations, the...
430
00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:54,694
the harder I fall, every time.
431
00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:56,863
I mean, look. We're in a basement.
432
00:15:56,863 --> 00:15:57,864
I don't know, man.
433
00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:58,948
This isn't so bad...
434
00:15:58,948 --> 00:16:02,577
for a basement.
435
00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:04,537
It's actually pretty cool.
436
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,205
Yeah, no.
437
00:16:06,205 --> 00:16:09,208
It's... no, it doesn't
just have to be a basement.
438
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,252
You're right.
439
00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:14,339
I mean, there's actually a vibe.
440
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,674
You know, I could turn this into my own
441
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:19,135
sophisticated speakeasy situation.
442
00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:20,887
Live performances, all of that.
443
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:23,348
There you go.
444
00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:25,266
And they took my Diana Ross photo.
445
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,143
Yeah, I think you got
hustled by Anderson .Paak
446
00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:29,062
and the Free Nationals.
447
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:31,272
Yeah, I did.
448
00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,566
Setting expectations
can be the first step
449
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:35,485
to disappointment,
450
00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,780
but letting go of them can
be the first step to freedom.
451
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,073
I've wanted this for so long.
452
00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:45,495
Third time's the charm. [PANTING]
453
00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:54,045
That was, uh, nice.
454
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,380
Yeah.
455
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:59,342
That was really, really, uh... solid.
456
00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:04,931
So I entered this year...
457
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:08,559
new year, new me, big expectations.
458
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:11,938
But maybe I should have
gone a little more medium.
459
00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:15,024
You want a Gatorade?
460
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,943
No.
461
00:17:16,943 --> 00:17:19,862
I would have even taken a medium well.
462
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:22,865
[SIGHS]
463
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:24,117
[LIZA'S "DONE IS DONE" PLAYING]
464
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:27,161
? Just like the words said ?
465
00:17:27,161 --> 00:17:29,455
? They can't be unsaid ?
466
00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:31,624
May I have this dance?
467
00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:33,334
Of course.
468
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:34,836
? Ooh, tears can't be unshed ?
469
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,506
So...
470
00:17:38,506 --> 00:17:42,135
So when are you leaving?
471
00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:43,678
They haven't booked my travel,
472
00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:45,305
but they do want me to leave right away.
473
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:46,347
Mm-hmm.
474
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:47,515
[LAUGHS]
475
00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:49,058
You know what I was thinking?
476
00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:52,478
Maybe I could, uh, fly
up there and meet you.
477
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,897
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
478
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:56,733
I'd really love that.
479
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:59,777
Um, they said my first
day off is in two weeks.
480
00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:01,571
Mm.
481
00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:02,780
And I started scheduling some meetings
482
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:05,158
with design houses in New York.
483
00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:07,424
And then if that goes well,
they'll bring me to London
484
00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:08,786
for UK Fashion Week.
485
00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:14,625
None of it's a... a sure thing, though.
486
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,003
Zoey, you are a for sure thing.
487
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:24,886
But uh, my question to you
is, in your dream world,
488
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,304
where do you end up?
489
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:33,019
In New York.
490
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:36,522
We both know we can't do this anymore.
491
00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:37,690
I know that you have to go.
492
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:39,942
Hell, I... I want you to go,
493
00:18:39,942 --> 00:18:43,071
even though it breaks my heart.
494
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:44,447
But I cannot pretend
that I don't know how
495
00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:46,449
this long distance thing ends.
496
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:51,954
So what now?
497
00:18:53,539 --> 00:18:56,626
I don't know.
498
00:18:56,626 --> 00:19:01,506
But I know that I love you so much.
499
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,883
Yeah. I love you too.
500
00:19:06,219 --> 00:19:09,222
? Tell me, babe ?
501
00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:11,265
? When did we go down ?
502
00:19:11,265 --> 00:19:15,436
? Burnt from the flames? ?
503
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,814
? I know it now ?
504
00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:20,066
? ?
505
00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:33,496
I still cannot believe
that you fit everything
506
00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,415
- in this one suitcase.
- Ooh, no.
507
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:36,541
Are you crazy?
508
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:37,667
I shipped it all.
509
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,669
This is just my plane skincare.
510
00:19:39,669 --> 00:19:42,422
I know you're gonna
look good on the outside.
511
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,757
But how about the inside?
512
00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:46,717
How you feeling?
513
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,970
I don't know. I'm
feeling a lot of things.
514
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,431
I've left before, but...
515
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:54,434
also the first time Aaron
hasn't brought me to the airport.
516
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:55,726
Yeah.
517
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:57,103
I mean, I know it hurts like hell.
518
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,980
But I feel like most of the time,
519
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:02,900
the most mature decision
is the most painful one.
520
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,028
And you guys are both headed
in the right direction,
521
00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:08,322
even if... if it's away from each other.
522
00:20:08,322 --> 00:20:10,533
Maybe you're right.
523
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:13,286
You're a pretty good brother.
524
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,495
Thank you.
525
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:19,125
Thank you.
526
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,543
Love you.
527
00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:22,295
- I love you.
- Love you too.
528
00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:23,671
Have a safe flight.
529
00:20:23,671 --> 00:20:25,214
Thanks.
530
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:29,594
Can I help you with
those bags, freshman?
531
00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:44,275
You hate to see me go, but love
532
00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:46,360
to watch me walk away, huh?
533
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,488
[LAUGHS] Maybe just a little.
534
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:53,088
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