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["DREAMS" PLAYING]
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- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- Mush! [WHISTLING]
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[KEELEY] Now, that's a
cup of coffee. It's strong.
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Good though.
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- I got you something.
- [SQUEALS]
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- Ooh. I love somethings.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[SQUEALS] What is this?
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Sense and Sensibility.
Oh, I love this book.
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- I loved the movie more though.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Wait, is this, like, a
first edition or something?
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- Yep. And it's signed.
- No.
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"Keeley, you go girl! Jane Austen."
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Did you destroy a priceless
artifact just to make me laugh?
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[STAMMERS] One, it wasn't priceless.
It was actually very expensive.
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Two, I can get very jealous, and I
hate the idea of you regifting that.
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And three, no, I
didn't. That is all her.
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And she really wants you to
"go girl," so... [CHUCKLING]
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... you better go girl.
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- Oh, I'll go. Watch me.
- [LAUGHS]
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Come here. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Cindy. How are you? Good.
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How you doing, brother? You okay?
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- Good morning, Faridah.
- Oh, morning, Sam.
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[SIGHS] Okay. I have a favor to ask.
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- Hmm.
- Do we have an open table on Friday night?
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, you're being serious? No.
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The restaurant is booked for months.
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The waiting list is
a lie we tell people.
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O-Okay. We have a very
special guest coming,
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so I need a "Ray Liotta" for one.
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[MUMBLES] I'll take care
of it, take care of it.
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- [CHUCKLES] You're the best.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Okay. Thank you.
- [SIMI] Oh. Fuck you!
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- If you will excuse me.
- [FARIDAH] Mm-hmm.
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- Is everything okay in here?
- [SIGHS] I don't know.
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- Is everything okay in here?
- [STAFF] Yes, Chef!
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- Everything's fine.
- So who were you talking to?
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- Brinda Barot.
- And was she here?
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No, poo poo head.
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A refugee boat's coming in,
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and our home secretary
wants to send them away.
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- Why would she do that?
- Because she's the devil.
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- Right?
- [STAFF] Yes, Chef!
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Okay, listen. Brinda
Barot sucks for sure,
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but, Simi, it's way too
early to be this angry.
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Maybe you should start
drinking coffee again.
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It's better for your heart.
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Why are you here?
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Is there a photo shoot for Footballer
Passion Project Magazine,
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- or something?
- [CHUCKLES]
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No, I just stopped by to
make sure everything was okay.
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Everything is perfect.
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Mm-hmm. What about the spoons?
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[INHALES DEEPLY, STAMMERS]
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[SIGHS]
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They don't match.
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Samuel, if the food is good,
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which it is, no one
cares about the spoons.
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- Am I right?
- [STAFF] Yes, Chef!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[INHALES SHARPLY] You know, just...
My father is coming this weekend.
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So... Fuck. And I just... [STAMMERS]
I want everything to be perfect.
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He's coming all the way
from Nigeria. [CHUCKLES]
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Hmm. If this bitch lets him in.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
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[TED] All right, fellas, focus up here.
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Right about now, Roy's
gonna make things dark...
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so that Coach Beard here
can shed some light. Coach.
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At the 1974 World Cup,
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the tiny country of the
Netherlands came out of nowhere
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and made it all the way
to the World Cup Final,
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playing the home team,
heavily favored Germany.
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Those Dutch hippies scored before
the Germans even touched the ball.
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Yeah, but Holland lost that game.
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Correct. But along the way,
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they won the hearts of
fans all around the world
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with a style of play... dare I say,
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a philosophy... called Total Football.
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Which, coincidentally, Coach dreamed up
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in a barbecue-sauce-related
hallucination just last week.
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[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
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No, it's true. But hey, it's not
about me. Go on, keep shining.
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The best player on that team
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and the godfather of Total
Football was this guy.
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Can anyone tell me who this is?
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That's Tim Robinson from I
Think You Should Leave.
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No. It is Dutch football
legend, Johan Cruyff.
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It's pronounced Cruijff.
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My apologies. With Total Football,
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- Johan Cruijff...
- That's it.
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... took his small club Ajax to
three straight European titles.
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Now, he later became
a coach, first at Ajax,
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and then he took Total
Football to Barcelona,
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where he won the Spanish
championship four years in a row.
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Now a central cog of that
team was an industrious
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but brilliant midfielder
named Josep Guardiola.
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AKA Pep.
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- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
- [WHISTLES] Look at that head of hair.
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God had to take it away
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- just to balance things out, you know?
- Hmm.
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Pep became a coach as well, honing
his own version of Total Football
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that he took to Barcelona
and Bayern Munich,
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eventually landing at our great
white whale, Manchester City.
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[PLAYERS BOO]
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Where he briefly coached a
very talented young player...
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until that beautiful dum-dum
quit to go do a reality show.
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- [PLAYERS LAUGH]
- I was robbed!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Total Football is
about constant movement.
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Players are no longer in set positions.
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Defenders are free to attack.
Attackers are trusted to defend.
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It's about taking risks and
supporting each other's choices.
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Like when your friend wears something
new and outside his comfort zone,
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and instead of ignoring it,
everybody pays him a compliment.
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- [PLAYERS MURMURING IN AGREEMENT]
- By the way, great hat, Ash.
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- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
- [PLAYER] Oh, yeah.
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- It's pretty sweet. Hmm.
- Yeah, it frames his face nicely.
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Exactly. Total Football is
about letting go of your baggage
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and trusting your intuition.
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It's jazz. It's Motown. It's
Mamet. It's Pinter. It's Einstein.
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It's Keurig. It's Gaga!
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It's my mother proudly displaying
her vibrator on the bedside table!
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It's about throwing off the constraints
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put upon you by society
and by yourselves!
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We all know football is life.
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But a beautiful life...
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is Total Football.
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[PLAYERS CHEERING]
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That's good. That's you right there.
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- Give it up, that's Coach.
- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
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All right, fellas, we
wanted y'all to know
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a little bit about the
history of Total Football,
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because that's what we're
gonna start playing here.
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- What? No. No, no, no, wait. What?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oi! You turn those frowns upside
down 'cause we're fucking doing this.
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We're gonna drill it,
we're gonna train it
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and then in a couple of months,
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we're taking Total Football
to the fucking pitch.
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No, actually we're gonna do it
this Saturday against Arsenal.
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- Well, that's fucking mental.
- No, it'll be fine.
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- [PLAYERS CLAMORING]
- Oh, hush your butts!
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- [CLAMORING CONTINUES]
- Hush your butt! Let's go. come on.
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[SHUSHES] No, no, no. Ah, cool it.
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It's gonna be fine.
I don't wanna hear it.
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- Let's go, come on!
- I hear butts!
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Hush your butt, hush your butt, hush
your butt. Gotta hush them butts.
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Isaac, come on, be a
captain. Get that butt hushed.
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I don't wanna hear it,
Van Damme. Hush your butt.
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Oh, Ms. Jones, we have a problem. The...
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Oh, no, wait, actually, no, we don't.
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Sorry, sort of force
of habit or something.
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- Um, I'm just dropping this off.
- Thank you.
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Oh. That's... That's
very lovely. Oh, may I?
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Yeah, of course, go.
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Oh. I never would've, uh,
thought that you liked books.
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Uh, I mean, um, that you
collect first editions.
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Oh, no, I don't. That
was a gift from Jack.
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Oh, wow. What a very nice gift
to receive. From your boss.
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She's not really my boss, right?
She's helping me execute my vision.
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Oh, it must be nice to have such
a... a generous friend that, um,
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delivers expensive gifts
to your place of work.
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No, no. She gave it to me this
morning when we had breakfast together.
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Coffee. We had, um...
We had a coffee together.
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At a coffee shop. But we
didn't arrive together.
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We came from sep... separate
places, and we met there.
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[STAMMERING] She was late actually.
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Well, I had a warm yogurt
on the tube in my pajamas.
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You take the tube in your pajamas?
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Yeah, sometimes, yes. When
I want to beat the rush.
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And, um... And then I
just get changed in the...
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in the toilets when I get here.
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Ooh. Smart.
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- Ms. Jones.
- Barbara.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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[TYPING ON COMPUTER KEYBOARD]
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[TEXT REPLY ALERT]
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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- [TYPING ON COMPUTER KEYBOARD]
- [TEXT REPLY ALERT]
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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- Hey, Siri.
- [SIRI] Yes, Wunderkind?
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Um, could you set a reminder
for tomorrow at 7:00 p.m.
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for Nicole's birthday dinner? Thank you.
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Okay, your reminder is
set for tomorrow at 7:00.
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- Siri.
- Yes, Wunderkind?
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How can you tell if a girl likes
you or is just being nice to you?
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You can't.
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[CHATTERING]
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So now I'm starting to get all
these subtle, little hints from Jane.
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Like, certain magazines
left on the coffee table
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and always hearing about
her friends who are doing it.
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Well, marriage is a big
commitment, you know?
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No, I'm talking about pegging.
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Oh. Well, still. [CHUCKLES]
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Wait, what magazines?
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- Here you go, lads.
- Thanks, Mae.
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- You okay, Mae?
- No.
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We win, this place is packed.
We lose, it's like this. [SIGHS]
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I actually prefer it. You can
finally hear yourself think in here.
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Fuck off.
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Hmm.
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[GLASSES CLINK, THUD ON TABLE]
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Hey, Lasso. We wanted to apologize.
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- What for?
- For getting all soft on you.
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Yeah, we humanized you
and lost all objectivity.
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Main reason why farmers
don't name their livestock.
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And why we don't learn the names
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of Baz's brother's girlfriends anymore.
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Because he's a male whore.
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Exactly. So we're gonna
backslide a little bit.
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Now what the fuck are you
doing to our team, wanker?
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- Okay.
- [TED] You... Well... N... Now, hold on,
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hold on, hold on, Coach. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, I tell you what, fellas.
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Why don't you come watch training
tomorrow? See for yourselves.
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We ain't running a chocolate
factory or Deutsche Bank.
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We got nothing to hide from
y'all. See you tomorrow?
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Yeah. You will.
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- [LAUGHS]
- What?
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- Should I wear a suit?
- I'm definitely gonna take a shower.
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- I mean, gotta do that. Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.
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Coach, you sure it's smart to
invite fans to our practices?
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It's their team. We're just borrowing
it for a little while. You know?
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Anyway... [SIGHS]
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... I guess marriage and pegging
aren't really that different.
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[TED] Yeah, it's all about compromise.
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00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,330
["SOMETIME IN THE MORNING" PLAYING]
233
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,179
- There he is! [CHUCKLES]
- God! Sorry.
234
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,807
The hottest coach in the league!
235
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,808
- [CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.
236
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:51,438
I won a lot of money off your
lot. So, keep it up. Please.
237
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,731
[CHUCKLES] Table for one?
238
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,320
Um, no, I thought I'd... Just passing.
239
00:12:54,321 --> 00:12:56,235
Uh, is Jade working today? Do you know?
240
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,695
No, she's off Tuesdays.
She goes to school.
241
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,949
Or feeds her mum. I don't
listen, so I don't really know.
242
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,368
Okay. Well, um, just
say that I said hello.
243
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:07,746
Um... Actually, you know what,
don't... don't say anything. Um...
244
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:11,375
Actually, no, do. Uh,
say, if you, um, uh, y...
245
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,086
No. Just don't say anything.
Unless she asks after me.
246
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,213
In which case, just say
that I said hello. [CHUCKLES]
247
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,550
- And why would she ask after you?
- Exactly. I don't kn...
248
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,009
Um, thank you, uh, Derek.
249
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,972
Thank you. Bye. Um, uh, yes,
no, just... [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
250
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,308
[MOCKING, LAUGHS] All right.
251
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,645
- Hey, Trent.
- [TRENT] Hello, Ted.
252
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,774
- Hey, Ted!
- Hey, fellas!
253
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,859
- [LAUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
254
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,528
The fuck are they doing here?
255
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,531
I don't know. Ask Beard,
he's the one who invited them.
256
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,951
[TED BLOWS WHISTLE]
257
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,120
All right, my Merry Pranksters.
258
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,451
If we're gonna play Total Football,
259
00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,832
there are four things
we need to focus on.
260
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,873
All right? Number one, conditioning.
261
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,211
Y'all gotta get into even better shape.
262
00:13:56,211 --> 00:14:00,215
Number two, versatility.
Number three, awareness.
263
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,341
And number four...
264
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,053
I don't know what that one is
yet. But I know it's important.
265
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,765
Starting today, we're gonna have to
turn things up a notch around here.
266
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,185
So I'ma hand it over to
your drill instructor,
267
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,270
Sergeant Roy Kent. [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
268
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,193
Whistle! On your feet, maggots!
269
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,945
[PLAYERS MUTTERING] Right.
270
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,241
Today you're gonna run from
end to end to end to end.
271
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,285
But lucky for you, I'm in a good mood.
272
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:32,831
So you've only gotta do that
for the whole fucking practice.
273
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,541
Whistle.
274
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,131
- Why doesn't he just use a whistle?
- He's allergic to metal.
275
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,634
Football stars, they're just like us.
276
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,011
Run!
277
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,596
[PLAYERS SHOUTING]
278
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,308
You sure you don't
want a plastic whistle?
279
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,647
- Hi.
- Hi.
280
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:03,320
- Ooh, cute flowers.
- Aw, thanks.
281
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,613
Yeah, daisies are my favorite.
282
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,865
- Huh. And I thought I was.
- Wait!
283
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,786
- [MUTTERS, CLEARS THROAT]
- [REMOTE CLICKS]
284
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,539
Why'd you do that?
285
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,250
- Shit, you're right, yeah.
- [REMOTE CLICKS]
286
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,547
- [GASPS, SCREAMS] No. Off. On. On?
- Keeley. Keeley.
287
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,550
- On or off? Off? On or off?
- [CLEARS THROAT] Keeley. Keeley, s...
288
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,885
- On? On. Do you want it on or off?
- Keeley. Keeley. [STAMMERING]
289
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,639
- On or off? Off? On? Off or on?
- Stop. Give it... Give it to me. Thank you.
290
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,810
- What's going on?
- I'm sorry.
291
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,938
I am just not built for
a secret office romance.
292
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,691
I'm used to everyone
knowing everything about me.
293
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,401
Barbara saw the book that you gave me,
294
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,903
and, uh, I didn't think that I
could tell her that we were dating,
295
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,488
because I don't want
us to get in trouble.
296
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:50,409
We can't get into trouble 'cause
we are two consenting adults.
297
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,370
And I'm get-away-with-murder rich, so...
298
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,622
- Really?
- Yeah.
299
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,500
- Like who else? Name names.
- Everyone connected to Epstein.
300
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,337
Keeley, I don't care if people in
the office know we're dating, do you?
301
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,508
No, of course not. I just didn't
know how serious you were about this.
302
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,468
Come with me.
303
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,970
Okay.
304
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,143
Hey, everyone. Uh, quick announcement.
305
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,811
Keeley and I are dating.
306
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,358
And it's... it's brand-new,
but I'm serious about it.
307
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,910
And so both of us just
wanted to let you all know
308
00:16:27,911 --> 00:16:29,573
so that there were no secrets.
309
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,910
'Cause it's... it's all good.
I'm not crazy. She's not crazy.
310
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,786
You're not crazy, right?
311
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,247
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Neither of us are crazy.
312
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,956
[CHUCKLES] But, if any
of you have any issues
313
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,376
or concerns about this at all,
314
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:45,881
please do not hesitate to come and
speak to me or Keeley or Barbara.
315
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,507
Cool?
316
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,427
Cool.
317
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:55,224
And congratulations, Jack and Keeley.
318
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,311
- Love is love, i... Right.
- No, that's enough, Dan. Thank you.
319
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,064
["ROCKS" PLAYING]
320
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,402
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
321
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,994
[RETCHING]
322
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,413
[RETCHES]
323
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,790
This is some of the best
puking I've ever seen.
324
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,544
Yeah, me too. And we spend
most of our lives at the pub.
325
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,672
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [PLAYERS PANTING, GROANING]
326
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:31,844
All right. Nice job, gentlemen.
Okay, that's it for today.
327
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,220
Now we scrimmage!
328
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,597
[PLAYERS GROAN]
329
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,350
[REBECCA] Honestly, my
jacket's still a bit canal-y.
330
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,603
- [KEELEY LAUGHING]
- It's really bad. Mmm.
331
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,897
Okay, so, you never got his name?
332
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,775
And you never told him yours?
333
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,779
Yeah, see, that part's
not that weird to me.
334
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,730
If you really didn't
have sex with the guy,
335
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:54,616
now that is fucking bonkers.
336
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,910
Look, what we shared, it just...
337
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,665
It transcended sex. It was...
338
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,959
- Magic.
- Gezellig.
339
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,172
But, yeah, I would've liked
to have seen his penis.
340
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:13,177
- [LAUGHS] Oh! It is so good to see you.
- Oh, you too. [CHUCKLES]
341
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,137
- It has been way too long.
- Hmm.
342
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,097
Because I've lost you to another woman.
343
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,892
- I know. I'm sorry.
- Oh, I am joking.
344
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,228
So come on. How's it going?
345
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,024
- Oh, it is great. I mean, she is so cool.
- Mmm.
346
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,776
She's smart. [STAMMERS] Super foxy.
347
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570
- Mmm.
- She's an amazing gift-giver.
348
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,500
Oh, my God, and the way she proclaimed
349
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,950
our relationship to the entire office.
350
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,994
It was so fucking hot.
351
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:42,748
Mmm. I think she might
be love bombing you.
352
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,083
- She's "love what-ing" me?
- Love bombing.
353
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379
That's when you're bombarded
with expensive gifts and trips
354
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,257
and grand gestures of love.
355
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,218
- [CHUCKLES]
- They call it love bombing.
356
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,762
- Who does?
- I don't know. They do.
357
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,348
Those "they" out there that name stuff.
358
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:04,811
But what I do know is that on
my second date with Rupert...
359
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,355
- Second date...
- Hmm.
360
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,607
... he took me to a car showroom
and said, "Which one do you want?"
361
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,151
- Oh, I would fucking love that.
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
362
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,151
What did you do?
363
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,685
Well, I asked him if he
was referring to the cars
364
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,322
or the beautiful saleswomen
365
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,157
suddenly tripping over
themselves to help us.
366
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,202
[LAUGHS] And?
367
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,788
I drove home in a bloody
lovely Jaguar, of course.
368
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,039
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
369
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:28,335
It just felt nice to be
taken care of for once.
370
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:30,879
Mmm.
371
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,756
Look,
372
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,218
I'm not saying that Jack is like Rupert.
373
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:40,681
But sometimes shiny things can tarnish.
374
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,058
I think it's fine.
375
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,895
Okay, good. Good. [INHALES DEEPLY]
376
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,897
Just trust yourself.
377
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,693
I ignored so many red flags in my past.
378
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,946
Yeah. Well, maybe we're love blind?
379
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,447
Ooh, love blind. What's that?
380
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,159
It's an emotional version of color
blindness where a person interprets
381
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,872
red flags as giant green,
just-fucking-go-for-it flags.
382
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,040
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
383
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,084
- Did you come up with that?
- Yeah, I did.
384
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,546
Oh, my God. You're one of
those "they" that name stuff.
385
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,382
- [GASPS] Shit, I think I might be.
- I think you might be.
386
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,508
[BOTH LAUGH]
387
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,927
Oh, sorry, excuse me. Could we
get the bill, please? Thank you.
388
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,723
Actually, the bill was
already taken care of by Jack.
389
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,892
She said she hopes you
both enjoyed your meal.
390
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,436
[GASPS] What a massive surprise.
391
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,980
- Wow, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- What? [GASPS]
392
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,608
Well, then I think we ought to
have some tiramisu. Don't you?
393
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,526
- Definitely. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, and, uh, two bottles
394
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:38,739
of the '34 Château Cheval Blanc
Saint-Emilion Premier Grand Cru to go.
395
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,616
And one for yourself. Mmm.
396
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,746
[IMITATES BOMB EXPLODING]
397
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,832
- [NATHAN'S FAMILY LAUGHS]
- [SOPHIA] Happy birthday, Mum.
398
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,127
- [NICOLE] Ooh, wow.
- [FAMILY EXCLAIMS]
399
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,462
I love it.
400
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,089
Well, it was my vision, but
Uncle Nate made it happen.
401
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,799
- Ah.
- She was actually quite specific. So...
402
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,468
[ALL CHUCKLING]
403
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,137
Thank you, cheeky. Thanks, Nate.
404
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,265
Let's have a look, love. It's lovely.
405
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,809
So, come on.
406
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,603
You're the hottest coach
in the Premier League,
407
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,773
which makes me the
coolest lawyer in the firm.
408
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,942
Please tell me you're hooking
up with girls left and right.
409
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,944
Okay, I... I don't
think this kind of talk
410
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,280
is appropriate for a young lady.
411
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,282
- Who wants ice cream?
- I do.
412
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,660
Great. Let's go to the corner shop.
413
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,371
Ali, come with us. Let
them have their girl talk.
414
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,373
[MARIA, NICOLE, LLOYD CHUCKLE]
415
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,250
[LLOYD] Come on, love.
See you in a little bit.
416
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,376
Bye.
417
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,295
Okay, tell me everything.
418
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,966
Uh, okay. Well, there's
this girl I like.
419
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:43,136
- Uh, she's the hostess at Taste of Athens.
- Ooh, mmm.
420
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,181
Uh, she used to hate
me, um, but now she...
421
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,517
Well... Well, I...
[STAMMERS] I don't know.
422
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,644
I've misread signals
from women before, but...
423
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,198
I mean, how do you
tell if a girl likes you
424
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:53,772
or is just being nice to you?
425
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:54,940
[BOTH] You can't.
426
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,861
But there is one
surefire way to find out.
427
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,863
- Right.
- Ask her out.
428
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:03,156
No, I can't... No, I can't...
[CHUCKLES] Can't do that. No.
429
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,409
[SCOFFS] Come on, what is
the worst that could happen?
430
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,327
Well, that she laughs
in my face and says no.
431
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,162
And that I scurry away, humiliated,
432
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,456
never to be allowed in my
favorite restaurant ever again.
433
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,750
So that next time we have some
kind of family celebration,
434
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,253
I'll just have to, you know,
sit on the pavement outside
435
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,462
eating takeaway fish and chips,
436
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,465
watching you through the window
like some Dickensian street urchin.
437
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,050
Oh, my God.
438
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,346
He's just like Dad. You
have to show him the map.
439
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,515
No, your father would kill me.
440
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,893
- Show him the map.
- What map?
441
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,692
Your father and I went to
school together for years,
442
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,530
but I didn't think he even knew
I existed, until he gave me this.
443
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:52,372
"Distance between the places
that we were born, 4,125 miles.
444
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,001
Distance between the places
that we were raised, 4,230 miles.
445
00:22:56,585 --> 00:23:00,422
Distance between our
dorms on campus, 1.3 miles.
446
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,927
Distance between us on Friday night
at 8:00 p.m., hopefully one foot.
447
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,553
Would you like to go on a date?"
448
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,848
- [NATHAN CHUCKLES]
- [NICOLE EXHALES DEEPLY]
449
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,141
Stop waiting, Nathan.
450
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,144
Yes, you could fail and be
embarrassed for a second.
451
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,856
But you could also get married,
have two wonderful children
452
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,276
- and live happily ever after.
- [NATHAN CHUCKLES]
453
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,403
[DOOR UNLOCKS, OPENS]
454
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,113
- Oh, shit.
- [SOPHIA, LLOYD] We're back.
455
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,449
Quick, distract him.
456
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,535
["WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU" PLAYING]
457
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,310
[REPORTER 1] ... that is carrying
a large group of refugees,
458
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,817
including several women and children,
459
00:23:56,818 --> 00:24:00,482
who are hoping to
claim asylum in the UK.
460
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,150
- What's going on?
- [SHUSHES]
461
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,485
[REPORTER 1] ... in Portsmouth.
462
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,571
[REPORTER 2] The boat is now
kilometers from Portsmouth Harbor,
463
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,283
where its passengers, dozens of
refugees, hope to find sanctuary.
464
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,743
Hundreds of supporters
await their arrival.
465
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:16,039
While others, such as Home Secretary
Brinda Barot, had this to say.
466
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:20,669
To anyone attempting to enter our
country illegally, I say this.
467
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,714
"Go home. Britain is closed."
468
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,465
[REPORTER 1] Over the last few days...
469
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,968
- What a stupid idiot. Mmm.
- What a piece of shit.
470
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:31,054
You know, someone needs to send
her back to where she came from.
471
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,849
- Her mother's butthole. Right?
- [STAFF] Yes, Chef!
472
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:37,060
Or somebody could try and
speak to the better angels
473
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,937
of this clearly misguided person.
474
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,907
- [SIMI] Bitch.
- What?
475
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,410
It should say, "Help make
Britain better than this bitch."
476
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,209
I... I think I'll stick with mine.
477
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,127
Yeah.
478
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,464
[PEDESTRIANS CHATTERING]
479
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,056
- Hi.
- [JADE] Hello there.
480
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:15,307
[SIGHS] Nate.
481
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:19,353
Um, there's something that I
wanted to ask you. Um, would you...
482
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,775
Excuse me one m-moment.
483
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,487
So... So sorry. Sorry.
484
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,785
[DOOR CREAKS SHUT]
485
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,246
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
486
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,429
Actually, there's, uh, one
thing I need to do first. Sorry.
487
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,524
Whistle. Whistle. Bring it in.
488
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:07,192
[PLAYERS PANTING, GROANING]
489
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:11,446
- [TED] All right, fellas. How y'all feeling?
- [PLAYERS GROAN, CHATTER]
490
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,656
- [RETCHES]
- [TED] Oh.
491
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,533
- Ah.
- [BAZ CHUCKLES]
492
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,910
Bumbercatch, did you
just puke whole Cheerios?
493
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,872
Yes, Coach. I like to eat
my breakfast without chewing.
494
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,876
To conserve my energy in case an
impending class war breaks out.
495
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,460
Yeah, no, makes sense. I get it. Yeah.
496
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:29,089
Uh, all right, gentlemen, today
we are gonna focus on versatility.
497
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,800
Now, in Total Football, you gotta
constantly be asking yourself,
498
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,261
"What does this
situation need right now?"
499
00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:37,556
You know, do I need to drop back
and replace Jan Maas on defense?
500
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,850
Or... Or, you know,
should I attack like Jamie?
501
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,352
Or, you know, or do I lend
Roy here a piece of gum
502
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,729
because his breath smells like dookie?
503
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:45,730
[CHUCKLES] Completely hypothetical.
504
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:46,940
Don't worry. You're fine, you're fine.
505
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,985
All right? You gotta be able
to jump in anywhere at any time.
506
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:52,446
And the way to do that
well is to understand
507
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:56,700
and appreciate everyone's position
and every position's function.
508
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,746
That's why we got our man, Beard,
replacing Will today as our kitman.
509
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,418
Yeah. So when we get out
here and we scrimmage,
510
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:09,171
y'all are gonna be swapping
positions with someone else. Yeah?
511
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,549
Uh, for example, you know, Isaac,
we're gonna move you up to forward.
512
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,010
And Dani, we're gonna drop
you back to defense. Got it?
513
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,470
I'm gonna be Dani Rojas?
514
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,389
[STAMMERS] That's right, Isaac. And
Dani is gonna be you. Make sense?
515
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,517
We're gonna fuck 'em up, bruv.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
516
00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,101
Ay, Dios mios.
517
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,645
Y'all don't need to do the voices.
518
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:26,980
- [PLAYERS] Aw! Come on.
- Okay, all right. Y'all can do the voices.
519
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,857
- [PLAYERS CHUCKLING] Yeah.
- [TED MUMBLES]
520
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,192
You go ahead, Roy. Help 'em out here.
521
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,945
Roy's gonna be handing out paper
that's got someone's name on it.
522
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,405
That's the name of the person
you're gonna do the swaparoo with.
523
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,032
- Everybody understand?
- [PLAYERS] Yes, Coach.
524
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,784
All right, good. Coach, I miss anything?
525
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:42,204
- That's it, baby. Let's go!
- All right, let's do it. You heard him.
526
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:43,330
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
527
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,751
Here we go, boys. Here we go.
528
00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,933
- There you go, Coach.
- Oh. Thank you, Coach.
529
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:06,603
Hey, Coach. Uh, there's
been a mistake. I got me.
530
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,105
Oh, no, Jamie, that's not a mistake.
531
00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,482
We just figured you'd wanna keep
doing what you do best for us.
532
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,068
Playing striker and scoring
goals, right? [CHUCKLES]
533
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,989
[CHUCKLES] Uh, yeah.
534
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,241
- Yeah, uh, if you want, yeah.
- [TED] Great.
535
00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,329
- Okay.
- Have fun out there.
536
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,329
[JAMIE] Yeah.
537
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,377
[WHISTLES] That is yummy. What is this?
538
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,795
- Water.
- Mmm.
539
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,132
- [THIERRY] I'm wide.
- [PLAYERS SHOUTING] Let's go! Let's go!
540
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,677
[THIERRY GRUNTS]
541
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,722
[THIERRY LAUGHS]
542
00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:44,933
Nice try, Van Damme. You tried
your best, and we love you.
543
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:46,935
Baz, what are you doing?
544
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,729
I'm switching positions with Paul.
545
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,857
You know, unwavering positivity.
546
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,484
Nice job with the water
bottles, Coach Beard.
547
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,906
You fucking twats!
548
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,951
[SIGHS] I don't like it.
I actually prefer to be me.
549
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,329
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
550
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,414
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
551
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:10,584
Dani. Come on, now. You're
a center back, remember?
552
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:13,128
That ain't your job taking
corners. That's what Isaac does now.
553
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,464
- Right. Right, Coach.
- [TED] Isaac, come on, man. You're up.
554
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:16,673
- [PLAYER] All right, Isaac.
- Let's go.
555
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:18,467
- [PLAYER] You've got this, bruv.
- All right, now.
556
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,260
Coach, I ain't never
taken a corner before.
557
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,305
No, I know. That's 'cause you
were put into a box, Isaac.
558
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:24,346
As a ten-year-old little boy
559
00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:27,267
with the strength and
facial hair of a grown man.
560
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:31,146
The box of a center back who was
never allowed to take a corner kick.
561
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,525
Well, my friend, that
box ceases to exist today.
562
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,485
Yeah? Go on.
563
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,570
What do you want me to do?
564
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,906
I don't know. Just
kick the hell out of it.
565
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,325
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
566
00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:46,703
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
567
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,377
[HUMMING A TUNE]
568
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:54,628
- [LOUD BANG]
- [CUP, SAUCER CLATTER]
569
00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,004
[EXCLAIMS]
570
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,173
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
- [SAM MUMBLES]
571
00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:01,093
Ow, ho... hot! Hot tea. Ow.
572
00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,845
[SAM LAUGHS]
573
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,141
Just a bit outside.
574
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,022
[SAM EXHALES SHARPLY, BREATHES DEEPLY]
575
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:16,108
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
576
00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,416
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
577
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:43,719
[CHUCKLES]
578
00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:48,432
Ted. I just want to make
sure I have this right.
579
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:51,685
You're gonna change tactics
at this stage in the season
580
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,770
and replace it with a totally new method
581
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,732
that the boys are clearly
struggling to understand.
582
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,234
And you think this is a good idea?
583
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:01,403
Mmm. Well, Trent, the way I see it,
584
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,239
it's kind of like taking
a hike with Robert Frost.
585
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,241
It could go either way. Hmm?
586
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:10,370
[INHALES SHARPLY]
587
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,628
- Get the fuck out of my chair.
- Yeah, no, of course. Sorry. [GRUNTS]
588
00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,339
["SHOEGAZE" PLAYING]
589
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:36,021
[PEOPLE ON STREET CHATTERING]
590
00:31:46,615 --> 00:31:47,824
[KEELEY CHUCKLES]
591
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,205
[GASPS] Oh, my God.
592
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:05,050
Okay, Greyhounds. Today we're
talking about number three, awareness.
593
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,677
When you play Total Football,
594
00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,388
you gotta know what your
teammates are doing at all times.
595
00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:13,225
Constant movement requires
constant concentration, yeah?
596
00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:16,270
So if Sam makes a run through the
center, y'all gotta shift, right?
597
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,814
And if Dani moves back on
defense, that means what?
598
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:21,024
- Hell has frozen over?
- [PLAYERS CHUCKLING]
599
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,317
No, it means you've gotta move up
600
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:24,486
- and support Dani's choice.
- [PLAYERS MUMBLE]
601
00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:26,154
Okay, any questions so far?
602
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,156
Uh, yeah, Coach. What's
with the red string?
603
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,741
[TED] Ah, great question.
604
00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:33,245
In Japanese culture, they
have a myth where they believe
605
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:37,207
that all soulmates are connected
by an invisible red string.
606
00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,961
And those strings are attached to
each of their little fingers. Hmm?
607
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,673
Okay, so why is it
tied around our dicks?
608
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,800
[PLAYERS MUTTERING] Yeah.
609
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,888
Yeah. Well, you know,
that was Roy's idea.
610
00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,473
Uh, but I'm pretty sure the
thought behind it is that
611
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:54,567
it is nearly impossible
612
00:32:54,568 --> 00:32:56,518
to not be fully aware of
what your teammate's doing
613
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:58,645
when y'all got a rope
tied around your dingdong.
614
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,397
Am I right about that, Roy?
615
00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,274
Yeah. Something like that.
616
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027
Okay, great. Uh, yeah.
617
00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:06,164
So we gonna get after this right now,
618
00:33:06,165 --> 00:33:08,197
gonna do a full scrimmage at half speed.
619
00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:10,782
And I don't wanna see
them strings get too loose.
620
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,160
And I'll leave it up to y'all to
make sure they don't get too tight.
621
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,370
- Do not leave my side.
- [SAM CHUCKLES]
622
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,663
Shall we? [BLOWS WHISTLE]
623
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,332
[COACH BEARD] "Dicks" on
three. One, two, three.
624
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,042
- [PLAYERS] Dicks.
- Come on, let's move.
625
00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:23,170
- [CHUCKLES]
- ["CENTERFIELD" PLAYING]
626
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,631
Figure it out! This is what we're doing.
627
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:29,218
- [LAUGHING]
- [PLAYERS GROANING, CHATTERING]
628
00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:36,683
[PLAYERS SHOUTING]
629
00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:45,359
[PLAYER] Ow, ow, ow, ow.
630
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,071
- [JAMIE] Fucking hell. Look at me, man.
- [PLAYER] Ow! [GROANS]
631
00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:50,614
I'm attacking. I'm attacking.
632
00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,157
[COLIN] I'm defending. I'm defending.
633
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:56,119
Whoa. [STAMMERS] Ja... Ja...
Jan! Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan!
634
00:33:57,913 --> 00:33:59,748
Look what Kent gave me.
In case we wanted to...
635
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,874
- No.
- No fucking way.
636
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,459
[PLAYER SHRIEKS]
637
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,171
- You wanna give him a little space, Dani.
- Sorry, Coach, I am too scared.
638
00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,386
Bro, do you wanna...
639
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,643
[CHATTERING, EXCLAIMS]
640
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,226
[GASPS]
641
00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:22,896
- [PAUL CHUCKLES]
- [SPECTATORS] Ooh.
642
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:26,275
[GASPS]
643
00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:34,533
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
644
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,292
- It's okay. His penis is okay.
- [SIGHING]
645
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,627
- [PLAYER] Oh, my God.
- [SIGHING]
646
00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,629
[PLAYER] I thought I just
ripped Jamie's knob off.
647
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:48,630
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
648
00:34:48,631 --> 00:34:49,631
- [PLAYERS GROAN]
- Ooh.
649
00:34:49,647 --> 00:34:50,716
[ROY CHUCKLING]
650
00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:54,344
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
651
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:57,431
- Okay.
- [TRENT SIGHS]
652
00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,268
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
653
00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,072
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
654
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,157
[SAM CLICKS TONGUE]
655
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,418
[PLAYERS CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
656
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,482
[SIGHS]
657
00:35:55,331 --> 00:35:56,365
[CHUCKLES]
658
00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,909
["YOU'VE REALLY GOT
A HOLD ON ME" PLAYING]
659
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,502
[SQUEALS] Hi!
660
00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,587
Hi. [KISSES]
661
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:14,466
Oh, sorry that I am late.
662
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,677
I'm in no rush. I got you something.
663
00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:17,928
I don't want it.
664
00:36:18,495 --> 00:36:19,513
Sorry.
665
00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:20,785
I'm sure whatever it is,
666
00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:23,642
it is incredibly thoughtful
and mind-blowingly generous.
667
00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:25,018
But I don't want it.
668
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,396
- Keeley, I just got you a...
- No, I don't even wanna know what it is.
669
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,273
No. I just wanna hang out one time
670
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,525
where it doesn't feel like
you're sweeping me off my feet.
671
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:33,610
Okay. Sorry for sweeping
you off your feet.
672
00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:35,237
No. Hey, I didn't mean...
673
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:39,658
No, no. It's okay. I get it. It's,
uh, absolutely what I'm doing.
674
00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:44,288
I'm coming on too fast or too strong,
I'm... I'm sorry. I'll back off.
675
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:46,832
- But just a little bit.
- [CHUCKLES]
676
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:51,545
It was a croissant.
I got you a croissant.
677
00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:54,506
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]
678
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,218
Oi. You're incredible.
679
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,597
But you've gotta let me do something
for you every once in a while.
680
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,182
Deal.
681
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,143
Thank you.
682
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:11,857
But it better be fucking amazing.
[CHUCKLES]
683
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,780
It's the last one, I s... I swear.
684
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,534
Verdict?
685
00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,494
It's a really, really good croissant.
686
00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,787
[CHUCKLES]
687
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,503
[CAR HORN HONKS]
688
00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:42,804
[GRUNTS]
689
00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,389
- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
690
00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:47,683
[SIGHS]
691
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,064
[GASPS]
692
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,410
Would you like to go on a date with me?
693
00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:07,246
Yes.
694
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,875
Good. Good.
695
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,088
There wasn't anything
alive in there, was there?
696
00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,424
Oh, no. No, no.
[CHUCKLES] No, not at all.
697
00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,635
If you say so.
698
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:36,775
[GLASS CRUNCHES]
699
00:38:36,775 --> 00:38:39,403
["DOOMED" PLAYING]
700
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:47,160
[GLASS CRUNCHING UNDERFOOT]
701
00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:29,119
[CUTLERY CLATTERS]
702
00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,425
- [LAUGHS]
- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
703
00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,344
There you go, sir.
704
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,055
[GRUNTS, STRAINS]
705
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:02,402
I've given this a lot of thought.
706
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:04,100
Next time we do this drill,
707
00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:08,986
we tie multiple guys'
dicks to one guy's dick.
708
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,577
Yeah?
709
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,706
That was a one-shot deal, Roy.
710
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,292
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we cooked
that whole bird already, Coach.
711
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,211
Huh. Shame.
712
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:23,090
- So, Ted.
- Hmm?
713
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:25,008
- This number four.
- Yes, sir.
714
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,594
- You haven't said what it is yet.
- No, ma'am.
715
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:31,056
- But you know what it is?
- I don't actually. Mm-mmm.
716
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,474
- What about you, Coach?
- I'm agnostic.
717
00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,393
- Mm-hmm. Roy?
- I don't fucking know.
718
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,645
Number four has yet to reveal itself.
719
00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:37,855
There is no number four?
720
00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:39,314
Like the man once said,
721
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:42,025
"Sometimes you gotta leave space
to let God walk into the room."
722
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:43,819
Ah. So, number four is God?
723
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,529
Oh, no. I don't think so. Coach?
724
00:40:45,529 --> 00:40:47,197
- I'm an atheist.
- Mm-hmm. Roy?
725
00:40:47,197 --> 00:40:49,283
- I fucking hope not.
- Mmm.
726
00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:51,118
- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
- [DOOR OPENS]
727
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:52,813
[ISAAC] Oi, man, you're
ten minutes late, yeah?
728
00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:53,996
That's gonna be a hundo, all right?
729
00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,124
The fuck's wrong with you?
730
00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:58,542
I'll tell you what's wrong.
731
00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:01,378
The world is full of evil
people who do shitty things.
732
00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,797
But I can't deal with that because
I have to kick a little ball around.
733
00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:05,257
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
734
00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:07,801
W-Which those same people love me for!
735
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,972
That is until I fuck up
or... or I miss a penalty.
736
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,266
Or... Or... Or I... I decide
to fight back... [STAMMERS]
737
00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:15,700
... and then they're just
gonna wanna ship me back
738
00:41:15,701 --> 00:41:17,102
wherever I fucking came from.
739
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,438
- [SAM'S FATHER] Samuel!
- [SAM BREATHING SHAKILY]
740
00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:25,861
[CRYING]
741
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,208
It's okay.
742
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,713
You know, I still want to go see it.
743
00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:47,257
No. No, no, no. I...
I can't take you there.
744
00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:48,967
No. Not the way it looks now.
745
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,887
Do you know how long it
will take you to reopen?
746
00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:54,139
I don't know if I will.
747
00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:56,141
- Samuel.
- What?
748
00:41:56,141 --> 00:42:00,020
W-Why? For who? Just so somebody
can go and trash it again.
749
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,939
You do it for yourself.
750
00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,399
For your friend Simi.
751
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:08,111
For all those people who want a
taste of home when they are away.
752
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,989
Follow your heart, Samuel.
753
00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:13,033
Anger will only weaken you.
754
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,744
Yeah. Okay.
755
00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:19,289
But if you really want to piss
off the people who did this,
756
00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:21,625
forgive them.
757
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,835
What?
758
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,629
Forgive them.
[WHISTLES, SPLUTTERS] Big whoop.
759
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:28,173
- Big whoop?
- Big whoop. [WHISTLES, SPLUTTERS]
760
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:29,508
[SAM CHUCKLES]
761
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,554
My son, listen to me.
762
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:38,433
Don't fight back. Fight forward.
763
00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:41,770
[SAM CHUCKLES]
764
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,023
- Thank you, Daddy.
- [GRUNTS]
765
00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:48,861
- [SAM'S FATHER CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
- [SAM CHUCKLES]
766
00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:51,905
Do you think I should
invest in security cameras?
767
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:54,032
- Hell yes. And gates.
- [SIGHS]
768
00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,868
- [CHUCKLES]
- Please tell me you have insurance.
769
00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:56,910
I have insurance.
770
00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:00,330
[SIGHS] Thank God. Otherwise,
your mother would have killed me.
771
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,207
- Ooh. [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
772
00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:05,127
- [SAM] Are you gonna have any trouble?
- [SAM'S FATHER] No. Insurance!
773
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,421
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
774
00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:09,298
Hey. I'm sorry to interrupt y'all.
775
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:11,300
Um, Sam, we're getting
ready to start out there.
776
00:43:12,134 --> 00:43:15,095
But, you know, if you wanna sit
out today, I totally understand.
777
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,056
- Thank you, Coach.
- No, he's going to practice.
778
00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:23,437
- Okay. Well, you better go change then.
- I'm getting ready to change.
779
00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:26,315
Uh-huh. Okay. [CHUCKLES]
780
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,400
It's really nice to
finally meet you, sir.
781
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,776
- You too.
- [CHUCKLES]
782
00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,362
You know, I almost wore
that exact same thing today.
783
00:43:32,362 --> 00:43:35,324
- [LAUGHS] Funny guy. Funny guy. [LAUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
784
00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,659
- Hey, you like American candy?
- Who doesn't?
785
00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,328
Yeah. Come on. It's got that bad sugar.
786
00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:43,207
- Yeah. High-fructose corn syrup.
- That's too many words. I say "bad sugar."
787
00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:45,709
["ALL RIGHT" PLAYING]
788
00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:00,849
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
789
00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,399
[CROWD CHEERING]
790
00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:13,779
At the beginning, Rupert bought
me so many tulips for so long,
791
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,365
- his florist was able to buy a castle.
- What?
792
00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:19,326
I mean, it was in Scunthorpe,
but still. A castle.
793
00:44:19,752 --> 00:44:20,786
[SCOFFS]
794
00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:23,247
- Well, I'm taking Jack out tonight.
- Mmm.
795
00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:25,749
And if she tries to pay,
then I will give her...
796
00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:27,125
You'll give her what?
797
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:28,877
Just the tip?
798
00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:32,005
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
799
00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,007
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Leslie.
800
00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:35,926
May I present...
801
00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:38,011
Mr. Obisanya. Ah.
802
00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:40,889
Rebecca Welton. Lovely
to finally meet you.
803
00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,684
Likewise. Samuel has
told me so much about you.
804
00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:45,727
[CLICKS TONGUE] Has he?
805
00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,438
Yes. He... He has.
806
00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,857
Cool.
807
00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:52,943
[STAMMERS]
808
00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,991
Oh, yeah! Come on, you Greyhounds!
809
00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,951
- [KEELEY] Whoo!
- Let's go Richmond! [CHUCKLES]
810
00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:02,911
- I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi.
- [CHUCKLES]
811
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:05,497
Hey. Let's... Let's go, Greyhounds.
812
00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:07,291
- [REBECCA CHEERS]
- [KEELEY] Come on.
813
00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:12,838
- Bumber! Bumber! Shot!
- [BUMBERCATCH] Push, man!
814
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:14,631
Bumber! No.
815
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,885
Richmond have been mired
in a run of poor form,
816
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,995
and you have to applaud
Ted Lasso's efforts
817
00:45:19,996 --> 00:45:23,390
to try something new. But this...
818
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,100
What's the word I'm looking for, Chris?
819
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,854
"Sucks," Arlo. The word is "sucks."
820
00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,231
[ARLO] It's like they've
never played the sport before.
821
00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:32,523
- [GRUNTS]
- [ARLO] Good grief,
822
00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:34,318
they're tackling themselves now.
823
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,529
With Richmond literally
running into each other,
824
00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:39,156
the Gunners mount a counterattack.
825
00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:42,659
Here's a through ball to Parslow.
Parslow over to Hamilton...
826
00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:43,911
- [CROWD CHEERS]
- [ARLO] And he's there!
827
00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,748
Hamilton has his hat trick,
and Arsenal leads 3-nil.
828
00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:49,499
- Fuck!
- [CROWD CHEERING]
829
00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:55,506
[PLAYER CHEERS]
830
00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:57,299
Okay.
831
00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,510
It's all right.
832
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:01,512
- [MAE SIGHS]
- [CROWD CHEERING ON TV]
833
00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:03,305
[MAE STAMMERS]
834
00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:07,893
[GROANS] It's over. We're
gonna get relegated again,
835
00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:10,938
and I'm gonna have to go back to
filling the sausages with cardboard.
836
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:11,939
- Patience, Mae.
- [MAE SIGHS]
837
00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:13,774
Just need to give it some time.
838
00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,985
Ask yourself, what does
this situation need?
839
00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:17,985
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
840
00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:20,364
[ARLO] And at the half,
Arsenal have a three-goal lead,
841
00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:23,450
and Richmond have plenty to talk about.
842
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:26,662
[CHRIS] Yeah, with fun conversation
starters like, "Why are we so bad?"
843
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:28,247
or "Should we just go home?"
844
00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:29,665
[PLAYERS CHATTERING]
845
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:34,378
Jamie, you keep floating back, mate.
846
00:46:34,378 --> 00:46:35,671
You gotta stay up front.
847
00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:37,256
We need you to stretch the defense.
848
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,925
- We need you to score a fucking goal.
- [CLAMORING]
849
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,927
[JAMIE] But how can we when
we can't see anyone out there.
850
00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:44,721
There's no shame in going
back to the good old 4-4-2.
851
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,515
Until we've had more
time to properly train.
852
00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:49,101
- Make you look like a prick.
- [PLAYERS CHATTERING]
853
00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:51,436
[ISAAC] For fuck's sake. What's
the matter with you anyway?
854
00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,232
Hey, fellas. Lis... Listen up here.
855
00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:56,358
[CHATTERING STOPS]
856
00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:59,528
Well, I remember back in the
early days of my coaching career,
857
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,365
feeling compelled to
express my individuality.
858
00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:07,786
Since I was a straight fella in
Middle America working in sports
859
00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:10,706
and I was scared of tattoo needles,
860
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,333
the only real option for me to
do so was through my facial hair.
861
00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,503
And, uh, obviously I
couldn't grow a beard.
862
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:19,339
Otherwise, Coach and I here would,
uh, look like a ZZ Top cover band.
863
00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,259
- Would've been called "Sharp Dressed Men."
- Ooh, that's nice.
864
00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:24,052
God, I hate what you've
fucking done to me.
865
00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:27,806
Luckily, around that time there was
this quartet of stand-up comedians
866
00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:30,058
known as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
867
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:31,759
And along with their
observational humor,
868
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,479
fun banter and numerous catchphrases,
869
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:37,399
they also possessed the four
most common types of facial hair.
870
00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,402
Now, Ron White, who was my
favorite, he was clean-shaven.
871
00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:41,820
That's one way to go.
872
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,204
But then you had Larry the Cable Guy,
873
00:47:43,205 --> 00:47:46,074
and he had himself a
big old, bushy goatee.
874
00:47:46,074 --> 00:47:48,327
[STAMMERS] And Bill Engvall,
he also had a goatee actually.
875
00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:51,038
But it was, um, you know,
smaller and, uh, more manicured.
876
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:52,456
Not touching the sides here.
877
00:47:52,456 --> 00:47:54,541
- Also known as a Vandyke.
- [TED] Thank you, Coach.
878
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,128
And then you had Jeff Foxworthy
of course, who, uh, had a mustache.
879
00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,131
So, check it out. I went
ahead and rolled the dice
880
00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:04,718
and grew myself one of them
big, bushy Cable Guy goatees.
881
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,386
And I thought I looked great.
882
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:10,224
Until Coach Beard here took me aside,
883
00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:11,892
right as I was about
to walk down the aisle,
884
00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,311
and told me something I needed to
hear. Remember what you said to me?
885
00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:17,231
"Your goatee makes it look like
you ate out bigfoot's butthole."
886
00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:18,232
That's right.
887
00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:20,025
- AKA "ass-squatch."
- You're on fire.
888
00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:21,693
- Make it stop.
- [TED] No, no.
889
00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,447
Coach was right though. Not
a good look. Not on this face.
890
00:48:26,907 --> 00:48:28,776
So I shaved that puppy
down right into a Foxworthy,
891
00:48:28,777 --> 00:48:29,993
and I never looked back.
892
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,746
Point is, a lot of times
893
00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:35,707
the right idea is just sitting
behind a couple of the wrong ones.
894
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,877
- Yeah?
- [JAMIE] Hmm. [CLEARS THROATS]
895
00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,295
You got something you wanna say, Jamie?
896
00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:44,091
- Uh, I mean, yeah. But... [CHUCKLES]
- Great. Let us have it.
897
00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:45,875
Well... [SIGHS] ... I
don't want people to think
898
00:48:45,876 --> 00:48:47,344
I'm being a prick if I say it.
899
00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:55,352
[JAMIE] Ah.
900
00:48:55,352 --> 00:48:57,354
Okay. Well, then.
901
00:48:58,447 --> 00:48:59,481
I ain't doing it wrong.
902
00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:01,191
- You're doing it wrong.
- Whoa!
903
00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:02,359
[PLAYERS CLAMORING]
904
00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:05,320
I mean... I mean... No, I mean,
I think we're all doing it wrong.
905
00:49:06,405 --> 00:49:07,823
[STAMMERS] If we want this to work,
906
00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:11,994
you gotta stop going to me and
start playing through me. You get me?
907
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:19,376
Uh, look. Just look. Look.
908
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,545
- Can I? Do you mind if I... Right.
- Yeah, of course.
909
00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:24,715
So look, I sh... I shouldn't be
here. I shouldn't be playing forward.
910
00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:26,967
I should be here, in the center.
911
00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:35,517
I should be here, right?
Let Dani go up front.
912
00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:37,227
Move Colin over there. Richard there.
913
00:49:37,227 --> 00:49:41,982
So, stop going to me, right? And
start going through me. All right?
914
00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,193
That's Total Football.
915
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,571
How's that sound to y'all?
916
00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:50,115
- [SAM] That actually... actually works.
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
917
00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:54,494
And there it is.
Número cuatro. Sacrifice.
918
00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,955
Putting aside personal
glory on behalf of the team.
919
00:49:57,497 --> 00:50:00,083
Ooh. I like that. But
that ain't number four.
920
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,711
- Let's bring it in! Come on.
- Let's go for "four" on three.
921
00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:05,255
- One, two, three...
- [PLAYERS] Four! [CHEERING]
922
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,508
[ARLO] The Greyhounds still
3-nil down, in this second half.
923
00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,760
They need something,
and they need it soon.
924
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,848
Arsenal's cross, easy for Van Damme.
And Van Damme out to Jan Maas.
925
00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,350
Here we go.
926
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:19,144
[ARLO] Here's Dixon. Infield to Tartt.
927
00:50:19,144 --> 00:50:21,730
Tartt to Obisanya. Over to Hughes.
928
00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:23,148
Tartt again.
929
00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,650
- To McAdoo in the midfield.
- Oh.
930
00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:26,610
- Ooh.
- [ARLO] Over to Rojas.
931
00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:28,695
Rojas drops it back to Tartt.
932
00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,906
Who sends a long ball
down to Bumbercatch.
933
00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:33,367
- Huh?
- [ARLO] Bumbercatch to Goodman.
934
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:34,576
- Goodman over to Tartt...
- Yeah.
935
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,911
- [REBECCA GASPS]
- [ARLO] ... in the box.
936
00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:37,579
Old Tartt with the back heel.
937
00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:39,790
- And Montlaur is there to hammer it in!
- [CROWD CHEERING]
938
00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:40,874
[REBECCA SCREAMS]
939
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,878
That was bloody gorgeous!
940
00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:48,130
A majestic, sweeping symphony of a goal
941
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,878
with Tartt in the role of conductor.
942
00:50:51,343 --> 00:50:54,930
- [PLAYERS CHEERING]
- Hey! All right!
943
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:58,475
- That's it right there.
- There we go. There we go!
944
00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,561
[KEELEY] Whoo!
945
00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:03,063
- [CHUCKLING]
- Whoo!
946
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,065
[ARLO] Arsenal prevails 3-1.
947
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,662
But for the first time in weeks,
948
00:51:06,663 --> 00:51:09,530
the Greyhounds are
showing signs of life.
949
00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:15,701
[PANTING] Ted.
950
00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,537
It's going to work.
951
00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,706
- Great. What is?
- [PANTS] Total football.
952
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:21,999
- Okay. Why?
- And I'll tell you why.
953
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,125
The Lasso way.
954
00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,752
- You haven't switched tactics in a week.
- I haven't?
955
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,213
- No. You've done this over three seasons.
- I have?
956
00:51:28,213 --> 00:51:30,088
Yes. By slowly but surely building
957
00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:31,925
a club-wide culture of trust and support
958
00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:33,594
through thousands of
imperceptible moments,
959
00:51:33,594 --> 00:51:36,221
all leading to their
inevitable conclusion.
960
00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,098
- Total Football.
- Well, how about that.
961
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:40,726
[EXCLAIMS] It's gonna work.
962
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,354
Doesn't even matter what
number four is. [PANTS]
963
00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,652
What a fucking dork.
964
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:53,739
Yeah. But he's our dork.
965
00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:55,157
[GROANS]
966
00:51:55,741 --> 00:51:56,742
Hmm.
967
00:51:56,742 --> 00:51:59,077
["FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU" PLAYING]
968
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,666
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
969
00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:10,923
[SNIFFS]
970
00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:24,686
- Hey.
971
00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854
- Hi.
- All right to sit?
972
00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,689
Oh, of course. Yeah, um, take a seat.
973
00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:28,774
- [CHUCKLES]
- [JADE] Thank you.
974
00:52:28,774 --> 00:52:31,610
Wow. Uh, you look great. Thank
you for coming. [CHUCKLES]
975
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,862
- Thank you for coming? [CHUCKLES]
- You know...
976
00:52:33,862 --> 00:52:35,447
[JADE] Did you think I
was gonna stand you up?
977
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,991
No, no, no. Um, do you want
a drink? Sorry, I ordered.
978
00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:40,077
- [JADE] No, that's fine.
- [CHUCKLES] Just got nervous. Um...
979
00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:43,330
[DEREK] Please. Here we
are, and there you go.
980
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:47,501
Best table in the house.
[CHUCKLES] As requested.
981
00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:49,419
[JACK, KEELEY CHUCKLE]
982
00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:54,341
- You little love bomber. [CHUCKLES]
- [IMITATES EXPLOSION]
983
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:01,014
I know it's not the outcome you wanted,
984
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:03,976
but I'm very proud of the way
you and your team played today.
985
00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,894
Thanks, Dad.
986
00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,896
Ah. And I met Rebecca.
987
00:53:07,896 --> 00:53:11,775
- Oh, no. Did you make things weird?
- Yes.
988
00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:15,279
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
989
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,614
[SAM'S FATHER SIGHS]
990
00:53:18,323 --> 00:53:19,324
[SAM SIGHS]
991
00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:22,953
- Do you want to go and see the restaurant?
- I would love to.
992
00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:31,003
- I don't know, Dad, I wish...
- [SIGHS]
993
00:53:31,003 --> 00:53:33,380
I wish you could've seen it when
it was done up. It was perfect.
994
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,548
This looks nice.
995
00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:37,259
- Daddy, it's not the same.
- It isn't so bad.
996
00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:49,146
Yo, look who's here.
997
00:53:49,730 --> 00:53:51,481
- Oh!
- Hey.
998
00:53:51,481 --> 00:53:53,775
Ah, the surprise is ruined.
999
00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:55,152
What are you guys doing here?
1000
00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:59,323
Well, we all just asked ourselves,
"What does this situation need?"
1001
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,283
And we thought your situation needed us.
1002
00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:04,161
Yeah, got my cousin to fix
your window this morning.
1003
00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:06,455
Didn't get a discount
though, 'cause he's a prick.
1004
00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:07,748
[PLAYERS CHUCKLE]
1005
00:54:07,748 --> 00:54:10,459
And I brought some cases of
wine from my personal cellar.
1006
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,961
Not the best stuff obviously,
but still very, very good.
1007
00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:15,506
And Bumbercatch is
trying to fix your sign.
1008
00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:18,509
Neon signs are just a bunch of
illuminated, gas-discharge tubes.
1009
00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:20,802
So I thought I'd give
it a shot. Screwdriver.
1010
00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:25,599
[SIGHS] Guys, this is
incredible. H... Honestly.
1011
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:27,142
Thank you all so very much.
1012
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,810
- Aw, we got you, man.
- No worries.
1013
00:54:29,478 --> 00:54:31,271
- Great work, Van Damme.
- Simi.
1014
00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:32,356
Sam.
1015
00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,108
Oh, my God.
1016
00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,862
- Was this your idea?
- No, they called me.
1017
00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,447
- It's amazing, right?
- It's... It's... [SIGHS]
1018
00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:42,991
Oh! Uh, there's somebody
I'd love for you to meet.
1019
00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:45,536
- Okay.
- Simi, this is my father.
1020
00:54:45,536 --> 00:54:49,957
So very nice to meet you, Simi.
Sam has told me so much about you.
1021
00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:52,459
- Hmm. Has he?
- Yes, he has.
1022
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,086
[SAM STAMMERS]
1023
00:54:54,086 --> 00:54:56,213
Well, it's lovely to meet
you too, Mr. Obisanya.
1024
00:54:56,213 --> 00:55:00,384
No, no, no, no, no. My father
was Mr. Obisanya. Call me Ola.
1025
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:02,761
- [LIGHT BULB BUZZES]
- [BUMBERCATCH] Whoo! [LAUGHS]
1026
00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,347
[PLAYERS CHEERING, LAUGHING]
1027
00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:14,648
Oh. Uh, don't worry. I'll
order the new mirrors on Monday.
1028
00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:19,611
No. No. Let's keep them.
1029
00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:21,530
I think they serve as a good reminder
1030
00:55:21,531 --> 00:55:23,615
that everything doesn't
have to be perfect.
1031
00:55:23,615 --> 00:55:27,077
And if the food is good,
who cares about the mirrors?
1032
00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:28,453
Exactly.
1033
00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:31,081
- Speaking of, who's hungry?
- [PLAYERS] Yes!
1034
00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:34,001
- Good. So I will cook you all dinner.
- [PLAYERS CHEERING]
1035
00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:36,086
Sam, Simi, follow me.
1036
00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,088
[BOTH] Yes, Chef! [CHUCKLE]
1037
00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:42,968
- ["ENJOY" PLAYING]
- [ALL CHATTERING]
1038
00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,514
[ALL CHEERING]
1039
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:02,863
Apps are up.
1040
00:56:06,575 --> 00:56:08,869
- Come on, let me help you, child. [LAUGHS]
- [SAM LAUGHING]
1041
00:56:09,536 --> 00:56:12,497
[SAM'S FATHER EXCLAIMING]
1042
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
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