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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:22,089 (MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,260 (GUNSHOTS) 3 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:34,536 (DOGS HOWLING) 4 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,610 This means war. 5 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,278 (SPITS) 6 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,648 (UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING) 7 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,680 (LINE RINGING) 8 00:01:56,651 --> 00:01:58,786 -(MOBILE PHONE RINGING) -(WOMAN CRYING) 9 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:10,698 (BEEPS) 10 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,332 (WOMAN SNIFFLING) 11 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,168 (BLOWS NOSE) 12 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,411 (CONTINUES CRYING) 13 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:30,618 Oh, my baby. 14 00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:32,954 Fucking college. 15 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,288 -(VAN HORN BEEPS) -WOMAN: Okay, so, I checked 16 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,257 the weather in Portland and it's 85 degrees, 17 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,158 so you will need your sunscreen. 18 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,727 Yeah, I know, Mom. It's in my backpack. 19 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:41,562 You got all your other toiletries? 20 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,931 Yes, in my bag that you packed. 21 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:45,432 -(WOMAN SIGHS) -While I watched, remember? 22 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,568 You were crying the whole time. 23 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,703 Yeah, what a mess. 24 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,738 It's not like he's going off to war. It's just Oregon. 25 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,239 I know, I know, 26 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,808 but it's such an amazing time in your life, 27 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,710 you can literally become anyone you wanna be. 28 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,444 -Mom? -You could change the world. 29 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,613 -Mom? -You could colonize Mars. 30 00:02:58,646 --> 00:02:59,847 -I mean... -Mom, 31 00:02:59,881 --> 00:03:00,882 you're spiraling. 32 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:07,254 -Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute. -BOTH MEN: No problem. 33 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,356 And remember... 34 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,692 -Lakers for life. -Lakers for life, I know. 35 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:12,225 Come back a Blazers fan, I'm not gonna let you 36 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,293 -back in the house. -Yeah, I know, Dad. 37 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,428 -Stop. -I'm serious. 38 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,930 Stop eating the trail mix. 39 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,865 It's for Nicky. It's a long trip. 40 00:03:17,899 --> 00:03:20,233 Um, I guess this is it. 41 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,502 I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional. 42 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:26,339 Mom, Dad. 43 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,009 -Okay. -I love you. I love you. 44 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,476 -I love you. I love you. -(DOMENICK CHUCKLES) 45 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,446 -DOMENICK: Okay, see you later. -KRISTIN: Call me when you get there. 46 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,949 DOMENICK: Yo, let's... fuckin' go. 47 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:35,983 -(CHUCKLES) -FRIEND 1: Freedom! 48 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:38,619 FRIEND 2: Let's do this. 49 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,522 There goes our baby. 50 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:42,590 -(HORN TOOTS) -Ah! 51 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,758 I love you! 52 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,959 (VAN DRIVES AWAY) 53 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,762 Every woman dreams of full brows 54 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:50,430 and long luscious eyelashes. 55 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,034 And thanks to Profizal's hair-generating technology, 56 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,969 I believe we have a real opportunity 57 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,904 to market this to chemo patients. 58 00:03:56,938 --> 00:03:58,005 (MANAGER GROANS) 59 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,542 It's too sad. 60 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,544 I mean, anybody here wanna be sad? 61 00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:05,046 -OFFICE WORKER: No. -MANAGER: Nobody wants to be sad. 62 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,848 Where's the ad that says 63 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:10,551 Profizal puts hair on men's heads? 64 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,953 That's who we should be marketing to. 65 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,756 Insecure men 66 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:16,423 with lots of cash. 67 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,693 No, actually, Dad, ICO labs said Profizal 68 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,393 -doesn't work on scalps. -It doesn't? 69 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,796 -No. -MANAGER: Oh, shit. 70 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,831 We gotta get you on another project, dammit. 71 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,801 Oh, what about Restylane? 72 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:29,302 The anti-ageing filler? 73 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,873 Yes, the new Galderma product 74 00:04:31,906 --> 00:04:33,007 for older women. 75 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,642 Because, you know, you're a... 76 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,612 (HESITANTLY) ...you're... you're an expert, really. 77 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,347 I mean, you're of a certain age bracket. 78 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,916 -I'm 40. -Whoa! I did not ask her age. 79 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,984 Everybody saw that, right? 80 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,051 Would never do that. 81 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,586 Look, I really think 82 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,988 this would be a perfect fit for you. 83 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:48,723 Okay. 84 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:50,958 Randy, what do you got? 85 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,464 Erectile dysfunction, Hank, 86 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,067 is a thing of the past 87 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,702 with Thoracinil. 88 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,604 (MEN LAUGHING) 89 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:06,073 RANDY: Hey. So, Thoracinil is banned in the EU, 90 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:07,775 so we can't use Mykonos 91 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:09,944 but he's on a jet-ski. I love those. 92 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,512 -I love jet-skis. -(MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 93 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,781 -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 94 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:17,084 -Hello? -WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Is this Kristin Balbano? 95 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:18,586 Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner 96 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,887 Balbano is my maiden name. 97 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:22,990 You never give up the name Balbano. 98 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:24,424 Sorry? Who is this? 99 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,458 I am Bianca 100 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,696 and I have terrible news. 101 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,698 Giuseppe Balbano is dead. 102 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,568 -(ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON SPEAKERS) -Oh, my father's father. 103 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,937 God, I didn't even know he was alive. 104 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:37,071 Can you hold on a sec? 105 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,405 Paul! 106 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:40,875 My husband's in a band. 107 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,511 I'm sorry to hear that. 108 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,412 Your grandfather is dead. 109 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,380 You need to settle his affairs. 110 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,717 His affairs? But, I mean, 111 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,818 I don't even know him. 112 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,854 You're named specifically in his will. 113 00:05:53,955 --> 00:05:55,723 We'll fly you to Italy. 114 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,158 You'll leave tomorrow night. 115 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,727 Wait. What, did you say Italy? 116 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,096 Like, as in Italy Italy? 117 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,496 Yes, Italy. 118 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,765 Oh, that sounds... 119 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,703 No, I... No, I can't just get on a plane 120 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,571 and head on over to my dream place. 121 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:12,640 Everything is crazy at work right now 122 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,175 and my husband needs me, you know? 123 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,510 -And I just can't see that I can get away... -(WOMAN MOANING IN PLEASURE) 124 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,012 PAUL: Quiet, listen to my lyric here. 125 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,983 (SINGING) ♪ I'm no longer Ear-ear-earth...♪ 126 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:23,117 I gotta go. 127 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,252 ♪ ...Bound ♪ 128 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:25,953 -(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN PLEASURE) -(MUSIC SWITCHES OFF) 129 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,991 -PAUL: What time is it? -(BOTH SIGHING) 130 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,161 Kristin... 131 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,865 -Before you start... -Hey 132 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:40,568 -Hey. -Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist. 133 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:42,435 Uh... 134 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,604 We met before. 135 00:06:43,638 --> 00:06:44,672 -Really? -WOMAN: Yeah. 136 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,940 At Domenick's school, 137 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,440 I'm the guidance counsellor. 138 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:48,441 (GASPS) 139 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,012 -Oh, my God. -WOMAN: I... It's just that, 140 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:52,479 I wouldn't have done this if you had 141 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,814 more faith in your husband. 142 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,182 He's a great songwriter. 143 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:56,918 I know. (CHUCKLES) 144 00:06:56,951 --> 00:06:58,753 Tracy, it's time for you to go. 145 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,790 What? 146 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,662 (KRISTIN CRYING) 147 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,030 -Listen. -Yes, listening. 148 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:11,498 -I support your right to be angry. -KRISTIN: Thank you so much. 149 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,868 -That's really kind. -Yeah, maybe call me, 150 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,202 we can talk this through. 151 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,704 -Really? You would do that? -What d'you say? 152 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,772 -TRACY: Yeah. -KRISTIN: Sure, I mean... 153 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,873 -TRACY: Bye. -Bye. 154 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,074 (CRYING) 155 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,878 Kris, I am so sorry. 156 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,148 This is really hard for me to admit but, 157 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,184 I have this illness. 158 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,754 All I wanna do is have sex. 159 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:35,256 (KRISTIN SIGHS HEAVILY) 160 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,924 I mean, I wanna have sex, too. 161 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,659 We haven't had sex in, like, 162 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:40,094 -three years. -Yeah, I know, 163 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,862 but I mean, with a new person. 164 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,564 Oh! 165 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,900 Yeah, it's not personal, it's... 166 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,068 -(KNOCKS ON WINDOW) -Hey, 167 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:48,803 I left my phone. 168 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,638 My phone. 169 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,008 (KRISTIN SIGHS) 170 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,710 -This one? -Yeah, thank you. 171 00:07:58,079 --> 00:07:59,981 It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving, 172 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,115 it's just a big adjustment. 173 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,184 Don't defend that douche stain. 174 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,586 He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks. 175 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,088 INSTRUCTOR: Stranger grabs your purse. 176 00:08:07,121 --> 00:08:09,657 WOMEN: Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 177 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,525 Stranger grabs your boob. 178 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,062 -(MOBILE PHONE RINGING) -WOMEN: Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 179 00:08:16,197 --> 00:08:18,032 -What? Oh, my God! -Is that him? 180 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,001 -Is that him? Give me the phone. -No, it's Italy calling again. 181 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:22,003 They want me to fly to Rome 182 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:24,071 tomorrow night to settle his affairs. 183 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:26,941 I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go. 184 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,242 Kristin, 185 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,644 what do you masturbate to? 186 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,014 Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, 187 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,682 Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy. 188 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,916 There was this one episode 189 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,651 where he went to this burrata factory, 190 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,686 and it was all creamy 191 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,855 and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. 192 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,923 -It was so... -Stop. You've masturbated 193 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,692 this fantasy into existence. 194 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,060 You have to go. 195 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,596 Stranger puts a gun in your face. 196 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,566 Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign. 197 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,968 Well, make it a business trip. 198 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,570 ICO has suppliers all over the globe. 199 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,973 How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland 200 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,574 -last year, huh? -I don't know. 201 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,743 To settle their lawsuits. 202 00:09:02,777 --> 00:09:04,211 Well, shouldn't I stay here 203 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:05,246 and work on my marriage? 204 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,447 You should work on getting your pussy pounded. 205 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,150 -(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. -Stranger says you're prettier 206 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,918 when you smile. 207 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,821 WOMEN: Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 208 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,990 Stop thinking about everybody else. 209 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,224 Start thinking about you. 210 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,128 Fine, then think about your grandfather's 211 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:22,196 last dying wish. 212 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,631 Oh, my God maybe I should go. 213 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,266 -Did you see what I did there? -No. 214 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,634 I just got you to go to Italy by putting 215 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,636 -someone else's feelings ahead of your own. -All right, all right, 216 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,304 I deserve this. I deserve this. 217 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,306 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own 218 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,875 Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love. 219 00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:36,577 Fuck. 220 00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:38,746 What? 221 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,880 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 222 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:41,916 (LAUGHS) 223 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:44,553 Say it. 224 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,589 What, Eat, Pray... Fuck? 225 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,858 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 226 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,861 Jesus. 227 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,931 Eat, Pray... 228 00:09:57,932 --> 00:09:59,667 -Fuck. -Say it again. 229 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,170 (EXHALES) Eat, Pray... 230 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:04,738 -Fuck! -Louder. 231 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,808 -From the vagina! -WOMAN: Eat, Pray, Fuck. 232 00:10:07,842 --> 00:10:09,977 WOMEN: Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck. 233 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,012 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 234 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,948 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 235 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,083 (EURO POP MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,075 (GRUNTS) 237 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,014 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT IN ITALIAN OVER SPEAKER) 238 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,884 Hey, Nicky. It's Mom. 239 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,018 I just wanna let you know 240 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,820 I landed safe, in Italy. 241 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,856 (LAUGHS) I even bought myself a journal at the airport. 242 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,158 I've always wanted a journal. 243 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,425 (EXCLAIMS) 244 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,394 Um, anyway... Shit. 245 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,296 Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway... 246 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,397 Oh... Whoa! 247 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,065 (MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 248 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:14,942 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 249 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,878 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 250 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,046 (IN ENGLISH) I said you can stand up, 251 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,048 -if you like. -Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you. 252 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,750 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 253 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,752 (LAUGHS) Um, I'm, um... 254 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,488 Oh, my God, what is 255 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:29,823 my name? (LAUGHS) Sorry. Kristin. Hi. 256 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,126 -Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. -Yes. Hello, Lorenzo. 257 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,261 -Lorenzo! (SPEAKING ITALIAN) -(LORENZO) Scusa! 258 00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,362 -(IN ENGLISH) Sorry. Uh... -It's okay. 259 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,064 -This is my Aunt Esmeralda. -Oh. 260 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,933 She just got back from holiday in Greece. 261 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,000 -Oh, nice. -Yeah. 262 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:41,802 And she wants to get home. 263 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,338 Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting. 264 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,340 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. I mean, I was born here, 265 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,042 but I haven't been back 266 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,444 since I was a... a baby. 267 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,112 (ESMERALDA IN ITALIAN) 268 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,949 (IN ENGLISH) What did she say? 269 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,218 She wants me to ask for your number. 270 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,919 But don't worry, I don't want to assume. 271 00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,454 -Well... -LORENZO: So... 272 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:02,957 Ciao. 273 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,526 Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean, (CHUCKLING) 274 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,294 if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?" 275 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,131 Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce 276 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,366 with asking for phone numbers. 277 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,401 -What is veloce? -Oh, yeah. Quick. 278 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:15,469 If... if you knew that, 279 00:12:15,503 --> 00:12:16,870 it would have been funnier. 280 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,473 No, it's very funny, I get it. 281 00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:21,909 I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I... 282 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,411 I like your veloce-ness. 283 00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:25,479 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 284 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,516 My God! 285 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,784 -What was that? -LORENZO: I am so sorry. 286 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,820 -KRISTIN: It's okay. -LORENZO: So, are you here on 287 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,288 business or pleasure? 288 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,756 Um, well... 289 00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:40,861 pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and... 290 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,196 Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not... 291 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,031 that part's sad, but, um... 292 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,065 So maybe... 293 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,368 half pleasure. 294 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,538 I have to run. 295 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:52,507 Yes, sure. Um... 296 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,308 Well, I'll... I'll call you. 297 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,043 What... 298 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,212 just happened? 299 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,914 -Oh, my God. -Kristin Balbano. 300 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:01,882 Yes. 301 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,551 Bianca sent us to take you to the funeral. 302 00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:05,152 -Oh, hi. I... -I'm Aldo. 303 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,021 Okay. Nice to meet you, Aldo. Yes. 304 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,290 -I'm Dante. -Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you. 305 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,392 -Your driver. -Thank you. Thank you so much. 306 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:13,561 I... It's very... So kind. 307 00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:15,963 (ITALIAN JAZZ SONG PLAYING) 308 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,403 Hey, you guys. I am gonna change now, okay? 309 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:24,872 So don't turn around or... 310 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,273 -DANTE: The Colosseum. -Can you at least, 311 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,008 please, just, like, go slow? 312 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,545 -ALDO: The Vatican. -KRISTIN: The Vaticano? 313 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,046 Did I miss it? I missed it, right? 314 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,416 -Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick? -ALDO: Fontana Acqua Paola. 315 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,284 -KRISTIN: I dropped my lipstick. -ALDO: Il Fontanone. 316 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:38,852 Oh, what? Where is it? 317 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,155 -Can we go back? -We have to go to the funeral. 318 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,090 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 319 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,144 (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) 320 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,081 Oh, thank you. 321 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,283 Whew, thank you so much. 322 00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:10,951 Oh, my God. 323 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,153 There he is. 324 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:14,988 Hi. 325 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,224 We have the same eyes. We have the same eyes. 326 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,393 That's... 327 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,462 -(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) -MAN: Buongiorno. 328 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,097 (CHOIR SINGING IN ITALIAN) 329 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072 (CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING IN ITALIAN) 330 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,647 Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um... 331 00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:41,148 Are you Bianca? 332 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,184 Sit. 333 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,692 This is Fabrizio, 334 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,160 your grandfather's great nephew. 335 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,396 Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 336 00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:56,997 So, that must make us, like, 337 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,533 second cousins, right? 338 00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,933 I'm sorry for your loss. 339 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,371 Is he mad at me? 340 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,044 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 341 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,687 ALL: Amen. 342 00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:21,488 (FUNERAL MARCH PLAYING) 343 00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:30,665 Uh... 344 00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,232 what did my grandfather do? 345 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,068 He was a winemaker. 346 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,538 He made wine? 347 00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,705 I wanna make wine. 348 00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:39,306 Oh, my God, it must be in the genes. 349 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,941 I mean, you can't argue genes, right? 350 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:51,051 (FUNERAL MARCH CONTINUES) 351 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:54,388 (ENGINE REVVING) 352 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,031 -(GUNSHOT) -(KRISTIN SCREAMS) 353 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,265 -(GUNSHOTS) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING) 354 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,371 (SHOUTS IN ITALIAN) 355 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,407 (GUNFIRE) 356 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,341 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 357 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,743 (IN ENGLISH) Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 358 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,745 (IN ITALIAN) 359 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,283 (IN ENGLISH) Veloce means quick. 360 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,185 Quick, quick, quick! He needs help! 361 00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:26,320 (SCREAMING) 362 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,523 -(BELL TOLLS) -(SHOOTER GROANS) 363 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,594 -(GUNFIRE CONTINUES) -(PEOPLE CLAMORING) 364 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,463 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS) 365 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,571 (EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS) 366 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,446 -DANTE: Hmm. -(KRISTIN GASPS) 367 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,451 (WHIMPERING LOUDLY) 368 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,485 (SCREAMING). 369 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:02,724 (ALDO YELLING IN ITALIAN) 370 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:07,427 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 371 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,204 (SCREAMING) 372 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:25,613 (EXPLOSION) 373 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,481 (UPBEAT ITALIAN SWING MUSIC PLAYING) 374 00:17:31,853 --> 00:17:33,287 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 375 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,066 FABRIZIO: (IN ENGLISH) Say hello to my little friend, Nico. 376 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,751 What the fuck is going on? 377 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,653 (UPBEAT ITALIAN SWING MUSIC CONTINUES) 378 00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,093 (ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN) 379 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,237 (IN ITALIAN) 380 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,512 (ENGINE STARTS) 381 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,255 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 382 00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:48,863 (IN ENGLISH) So... 383 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,398 Aldo and Dante are my drivers, 384 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,901 but who are you, really? 385 00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:56,403 -Soldati. -For the Army or... 386 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,138 (IN ITALIAN) 387 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,380 (BOTH CONTINUE ARGUING IN ITALIAN) 388 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,718 KRISTIN: (IN ENGLISH) Scusi. Hi, hi. 389 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,687 Uh, I'm still in the dark here. 390 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,924 No, no, it's a figure of speech. 391 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,493 Can someone please just tell me what's going on? 392 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,329 Your grandfather, Don Giuseppe Balbano, 393 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,332 may he rest in peace, 394 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,635 was murdered 395 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:30,905 -by the Romanos. -(HACKING UP SPIT) 396 00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:33,206 We invited them for a meeting, 397 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,810 but things went wrong. 398 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,646 Our Don and their Don got killed. 399 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,315 (FABRIZIO IN ITALIAN) 400 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,819 (IN ENGLISH) They disrespected the funeral! 401 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,788 They shot at the coffin! 402 00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:48,890 (IN ITALIAN) 403 00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:51,425 (METAL CLATTERING) 404 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,479 MAN: Don Carlo. 405 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,516 (IN ITALIAN) 406 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,801 (CARLO SNIFFLES) 407 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,267 (BOTH SPIT) 408 00:21:08,703 --> 00:21:10,638 (KRISTIN HYPERVENTILATING) 409 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,908 (BIANCA SPEAKING ITALIAN) 410 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,844 -(IN ENGLISH) To calm you down. -Okay, thank you, thank you. 411 00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:17,879 Grazie. 412 00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,917 The wine's bad. The wine's gone bad. That's... 413 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,686 The wine is bad. It's a front. 414 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,522 Oh, God. Is that why he got murdered? 415 00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:29,757 No, that's crazy. I mean, is it? 416 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,559 (SIGHS) Your grandfather 417 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,995 was not just a winemaker. 418 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,495 No? 419 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:37,064 (SNAPS FINGERS) 420 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,803 (WHEELS SQUEAKING) 421 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:42,904 GIUSEPPE: (ON VIDEO) Ciao, Kristin Balbano. 422 00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:47,575 I'm your grandfather, Giuseppe Balbano. 423 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,777 If you are watching this... 424 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:52,713 I'm dead. 425 00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:55,817 I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up, 426 00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,919 but I am even more sorry 427 00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:59,287 that you grew up 428 00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:01,556 without a father. 429 00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:03,791 My father died in a construction accident. 430 00:22:03,825 --> 00:22:06,961 Your father did not die 431 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,863 in a construction accident. 432 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,464 Your father was killed 433 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,366 by a member of the... 434 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,503 Romano family. 435 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,639 -(SPITS) -(ALL SPITTING) 436 00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:20,074 After this incident, 437 00:22:20,107 --> 00:22:22,409 your mother took you back to America 438 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,847 in search of a safer place. 439 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,948 (CLATTERING ON VIDEO) 440 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:30,918 Hey. 441 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,158 I told her that the safest place 442 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:38,559 would be with us, 443 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,027 but I respected 444 00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:41,095 her wishes. 445 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:43,664 You do not cross a mother. 446 00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:45,766 (SNAPS FINGERS) 447 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,273 -It's you. -Oh. 448 00:22:55,743 --> 00:22:58,045 I remember when you were born, 449 00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,780 picciridda mia. 450 00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:01,983 (SIGHS FONDLY) I held you in my arms... 451 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:07,121 and I thought, "One day 452 00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:10,758 "she will be a brave, confident woman 453 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,660 "who will make me proud." 454 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:15,196 Saying goodbye to you, 455 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,131 my only grandchild, 456 00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:18,699 was the hardest thing 457 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:20,568 I ever had to do. 458 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:22,169 (FIRE ROARS) 459 00:23:23,204 --> 00:23:24,404 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 460 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,439 (SIGHS, IN ENGLISH) And so, 461 00:23:26,974 --> 00:23:28,910 my dying wish 462 00:23:28,943 --> 00:23:30,678 is that you, 463 00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:32,146 my direct bloodline, 464 00:23:32,947 --> 00:23:34,615 take over 465 00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,449 and be the new boss 466 00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:39,120 of the Balbano family. 467 00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:40,187 (IN ITALIAN) 468 00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:42,657 (IN ENGLISH) My trusted general, Bianca... 469 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:43,691 (FABRIZIO EXCLAIMS) 470 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:46,093 ...will be by your side to help you. 471 00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:50,631 Kristin, 472 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:53,100 I know you will respect my wishes 473 00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:58,673 as I respected your mother's. 474 00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,141 (FIRE CRACKLING LOUDLY) 475 00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,175 (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 476 00:24:03,811 --> 00:24:05,880 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, this isn't... 477 00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:07,181 (GIUSEPPE CONTINUES IN ITALIAN ON VIDEO) 478 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,719 (IN ENGLISH) I think, uh, no. 479 00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:13,621 I think there's been a bit of a mistake 480 00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:16,190 because there is no way that I... 481 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:17,825 Me? 482 00:24:17,858 --> 00:24:19,126 (IN ITALIAN) 483 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,570 (IN ENGLISH) Thanks, everyone. 484 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,505 This has been very informative, 485 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:34,041 but I have a Colosseum tour at 5 p.m., 486 00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:36,777 -so I gotta go get a cab. -No, you can't leave. 487 00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:38,112 If the boss says you are the boss, 488 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,748 -you are the boss now, comprende? -Yeah, yeah but 489 00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,583 you know what? I am not a boss, 490 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:45,052 like, not in any way, shape or form, 491 00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:47,855 so, you know, especially not in a Mafia kind of way. 492 00:24:47,888 --> 00:24:50,157 (IN ITALIAN) 493 00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,659 -(SHUSHES) -(IN ENGLISH) I should be the boss! 494 00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:53,561 Yes, yes. Good idea. He should be the boss. 495 00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:55,796 I mean, who am I to steal anyone's boss thunder? 496 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,798 Besides, I've got a lot of shit going on at home, 497 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:58,699 my son just went to college 498 00:24:58,733 --> 00:25:01,602 and my husband just cheated on me, so... 499 00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:03,270 You want we should take care of him? Hmm? 500 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:05,973 -DANTE: Mmm? -No! 501 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,709 No. 502 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:10,845 No, God, no, no. I just need a vacation, 503 00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:12,980 I just really want my Eat, Pray, Fuck! 504 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:14,281 Eat, Pray, Fuck? 505 00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,050 Yeah, it's a play on words, 506 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,785 you know, the book, Eat, Pray, Love? 507 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:20,087 Yeah, it's a very uplifting 508 00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:21,856 and moving memoir by... 509 00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:24,291 Elizabeth Gilbert. 510 00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:28,229 Yes! Yes, see, he knows. 511 00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:31,232 Yeah, I wanna make wine, and I wanna eat pasta, 512 00:25:31,265 --> 00:25:33,601 and be romanced, and... 513 00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:35,736 But you came for a funeral. 514 00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,806 Yeah. I mean, you know, 515 00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,241 -after the funeral. -(MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 516 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,110 Hello? 517 00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:45,646 Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this. How are you? 518 00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:48,115 -Give me this. -Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no! 519 00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:49,784 Oh, my God. I just paid that off! 520 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:51,118 I won't get another upgrade for a year 521 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:53,154 and how is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? 522 00:25:53,187 --> 00:25:54,622 How will I ever have sex? 523 00:25:55,322 --> 00:25:57,858 (SIGHS, GROANS) 524 00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:00,661 You cannot be speaking to random strangers. 525 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:02,129 It's too dangerous. 526 00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:03,798 He's not a stranger, 527 00:26:03,831 --> 00:26:06,000 he's gorgeous. 528 00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:09,136 (KRISTIN SIGHS) 529 00:26:12,073 --> 00:26:13,074 Okay. 530 00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:14,775 You know what? 531 00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:17,178 I'm done. 532 00:26:17,211 --> 00:26:19,246 -Bye. (LAUGHS DRYLY) -(DOOR CLOSES) 533 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,618 BIANCA: Kristin! 534 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,922 Kristin! 535 00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:30,157 You can't run away from your destiny. 536 00:26:30,191 --> 00:26:31,725 Oh, yeah? Watch me. 537 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:36,697 Which way is it? 538 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:38,332 It's that way! 539 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:40,367 But I must warn you, 540 00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:42,269 once you walk out those gates, 541 00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:44,872 you will no longer be under our protection. 542 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,942 Also, you have no phone. 543 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,311 (KRISTIN SIGHING) 544 00:26:57,118 --> 00:26:58,252 (CRYING) 545 00:27:03,257 --> 00:27:04,925 You said you wanted to learn 546 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,894 how to make wine, yes? 547 00:27:09,864 --> 00:27:12,900 We have machines to crush grapes now, 548 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,268 but this is the classic way. 549 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:16,170 This does feel kinda nice, huh? 550 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:18,239 You must stomp on the grapes 551 00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:20,808 -to release their juices. -Yes. 552 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:23,944 And you must also take over 553 00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:25,880 as the Balbano family boss. 554 00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:27,248 (SHUDDERS) This is insane. 555 00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:28,716 Where would I even begin? 556 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:30,885 Shh. Come here. 557 00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,987 Are we actually the Mafia? 558 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:37,458 Your grandfather preferred to call it 559 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:40,361 the "invisible family." 560 00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:41,662 -Oh, that's spooky. -(SNAPS FINGERS) 561 00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:45,799 Invisible but strong, 562 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,968 and we can't appear weakened. 563 00:27:48,002 --> 00:27:49,737 So, you must go to a meeting 564 00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,138 with our enemies, 565 00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:52,439 the Romanos. 566 00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:55,242 What, the... the people who shot at us earlier? 567 00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:57,411 (EXCLAIMS) Oh! I mean, can't Fabrizio go? 568 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,180 It seems like he would love this stuff. 569 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:01,949 It can't be Fabrizio. 570 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,718 He started the shootout. 571 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,353 He's a hot-head 572 00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:08,189 -with a horrible temper. -Hmm. 573 00:28:08,956 --> 00:28:09,957 Just like Sonny. 574 00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:12,092 Who's Sonny? 575 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,727 From The Godfather. 576 00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:16,030 Oh, right. Yeah. I never saw The Godfather. 577 00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:18,299 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 578 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:19,967 (BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN) 579 00:28:22,169 --> 00:28:23,404 Oh, my God. 580 00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:26,006 Okay, look, it's really hard to find three and a half hours. 581 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,374 All you need to do 582 00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:29,476 is offer their new Don 583 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:30,878 a part of the east. 584 00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:34,748 -(SIGHS) -Something your grandfather was too stubborn to part with. 585 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:37,785 Please, we need someone 586 00:28:37,818 --> 00:28:39,453 who's level-headed, 587 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,755 empathetic 588 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,891 -and unassuming. -Did you just call me pathetic? 589 00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:49,930 We need you. 590 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:52,233 No, I will never be ready. No. No. 591 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:55,236 Also, we will give you a new phone... 592 00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,403 Oh. Oh, oh. 593 00:28:56,437 --> 00:28:59,440 ...so you can go Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo 594 00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,909 once we finish the background check. 595 00:29:01,942 --> 00:29:03,077 -Background check? -ALDO: Yeah. 596 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:05,346 Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33. 597 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,847 Oh, my God, he's quite young. 598 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,482 -Men do it all the time. -That's true. 599 00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:10,417 -ALDO: He's born in Milano. -Which we don't like. 600 00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:11,986 Yeah, but it's okay, Dante. 601 00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:14,355 -Yeah, Dante. -And he's recently divorced. 602 00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:16,357 (GASPS, LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 603 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:18,025 Jackpot! Oh, my God! 604 00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,827 (LAUGHING) 605 00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:22,896 -Oh, my God, that's really good news. -This is your new phone. 606 00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:24,498 Yee! 607 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,066 -It's untraceable. -Okay. 608 00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:30,237 You meet with Don Romano tonight 609 00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:33,073 and then you can do what you want with Lorenzo. 610 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:35,909 Deal? 611 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:37,278 Oh... (LAUGHS) 612 00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:39,847 Uh... 613 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,081 -Yes, deal. Deal. -(BIANCA EXCLAIMS) 614 00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:43,117 -(TYPING) -(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) 615 00:29:44,218 --> 00:29:48,188 BIANCA: Presenting the new Donna Balbano. 616 00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:50,491 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 617 00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:51,892 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 618 00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:55,462 You look like 619 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,465 a librarian from a library, 620 00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:00,301 not a porno. (CHUCKLES) 621 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,204 Darling, come with me. 622 00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:07,575 (FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES) 623 00:30:28,062 --> 00:30:29,330 Again, 624 00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:34,134 presenting la bellissima Donna Balbano. 625 00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:38,372 -(ALDO WHISTLES) -(SPEAKING ITALIAN) 626 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,308 Oh, my God, Valentino. 627 00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:42,610 Hello. 628 00:30:42,644 --> 00:30:45,012 -Yes. -Turn around, turn, turn. 629 00:30:45,446 --> 00:30:46,347 ALDO: Hey. 630 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:49,016 -(KRISTIN LAUGHS) -And that's what you wear 631 00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:50,317 to meet a mob boss. 632 00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:01,228 -You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right? -Yes. 633 00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:02,429 -Of course. -Okay, don't leave me. 634 00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:03,665 Don't worry, Kristin. 635 00:31:03,698 --> 00:31:04,898 (SIGHS) Okay. 636 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,468 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 637 00:31:07,502 --> 00:31:09,303 (IN ENGLISH) I'm Giannina. I'll be your server tonight. 638 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,338 -Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina. -Thank you. 639 00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:14,475 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 640 00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,449 This is for your bag. 641 00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:24,619 Oh, it's so cute. Little monkey. (CHUCKLES) 642 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,654 All right. 643 00:31:27,388 --> 00:31:28,389 Thank you. 644 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,541 You're not Fabrizio. 645 00:31:48,743 --> 00:31:52,079 And you are not what I was expecting. 646 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,447 I was told I would be meeting 647 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,449 with the new Balbano family boss. 648 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,151 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) Yeah, that's me. 649 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,285 Kristin. The new boss. 650 00:31:59,286 --> 00:32:00,320 (IN ITALIAN) 651 00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:13,233 Ah. 652 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,304 (IN ENGLISH) I apologize for my rudeness. 653 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:18,338 Oh, no, not at all. 654 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,007 But, you know... 655 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:25,312 it was... it was a bit of a shock 656 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:26,614 to see a beautiful woman. 657 00:32:26,648 --> 00:32:27,649 (LAUGHS) 658 00:32:29,717 --> 00:32:31,151 Stop. 659 00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:33,521 Oh, I'm sorry. I am Carlo Romano, 660 00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:34,589 the new boss. 661 00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,424 Oh, well, there you go. We're both new bosses, 662 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,159 we have so much in common. 663 00:32:39,193 --> 00:32:40,260 Look at that. (CHUCKLES) 664 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,131 So, what were you thinking? 665 00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,600 I was hoping to try gnocchi. 666 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:47,535 I love gnocchi 667 00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:49,303 and I promised myself if I ever came to Italy, 668 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:51,205 I would eat as much gnocchi as I could. 669 00:32:51,238 --> 00:32:53,073 CARLO: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 670 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,075 -I meant the territories. -Hmm? 671 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:58,746 Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I... 672 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,214 Okay, Google, 673 00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:01,683 open notes. Um, 674 00:33:01,716 --> 00:33:04,586 so you can take the north and... 675 00:33:04,619 --> 00:33:08,623 part of the east extending to... Form-i-a? 676 00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:11,124 Formia. 677 00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:13,595 Formia. 678 00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:14,696 Yes. 679 00:33:15,663 --> 00:33:16,698 That's it. 680 00:33:16,731 --> 00:33:18,098 (IN ITALIAN) 681 00:33:21,603 --> 00:33:23,671 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 682 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:26,674 (IN ENGLISH) Thank you, Giannina. 683 00:33:27,742 --> 00:33:28,810 She's sweet. 684 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:31,211 I ordered every gnocchi on the menu. 685 00:33:31,245 --> 00:33:33,180 Oh, my God, someone's a good listener. 686 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:34,516 Prego. 687 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:37,685 Oh... Well... 688 00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:40,287 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 689 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,823 (IN ENGLISH) Try. 690 00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:43,725 You... You want me to try it first? 691 00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:45,125 Yeah. 692 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,094 Well, no pressure. Okay. 693 00:33:47,127 --> 00:33:48,362 (CLEARS THROAT) 694 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:54,502 That is delicious. 695 00:33:54,536 --> 00:33:57,539 This is the best wine I have ever had in my life. 696 00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:58,740 Salute. 697 00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:01,241 Salute. 698 00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:05,513 (ROMANTIC ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 699 00:34:05,547 --> 00:34:07,381 (BOTH GIGGLING) 700 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:11,084 Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo. 701 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:14,321 They're two chocolate biscuits held together... 702 00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:17,324 with cream? 703 00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:21,128 The cream... (LAUGHS) The cream is my favorite part. 704 00:34:21,563 --> 00:34:22,830 (CARLO CHUCKLES) 705 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:25,833 Uh, listen... 706 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,604 um, about your offer. 707 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:34,776 Are you sure we have to stop at Formia? Hmm? 708 00:34:34,809 --> 00:34:37,210 Hmm, well, that's what it says in my notes. 709 00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:40,113 Of course. 710 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:42,449 (BOTH LAUGHING) 711 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:46,320 In your notes. 712 00:34:46,854 --> 00:34:48,056 (CARLO SIGHS) 713 00:34:48,723 --> 00:34:50,525 Do you like limoncello? 714 00:34:50,558 --> 00:34:52,860 Oh, I'm more of a cherry jello person. 715 00:34:52,894 --> 00:34:55,897 Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello. 716 00:34:55,930 --> 00:35:00,735 It is, um, it is a dessert liquor. 717 00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:03,738 Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it. 718 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:07,542 We'll have it in my hotel room. Upstairs. 719 00:35:07,575 --> 00:35:09,611 -Hmm? -(CHUCKLES) 720 00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,449 (MAN IN ITALIAN) 721 00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:22,222 (IN ENGLISH) All clear, boss. 722 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:25,927 Okay. Well, um, you guys can wait outside 723 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,630 while we finish our business. 724 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:31,733 We don't think this is a good idea. 725 00:35:31,766 --> 00:35:34,669 Would you say that to a male mob boss? No. 726 00:35:34,702 --> 00:35:39,373 Please! It's been three long years. Come on. 727 00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:45,780 Thank you. Yes! 728 00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:49,617 Ciao. (GIGGLES) 729 00:35:52,854 --> 00:35:54,221 (DOOR CLOSES) 730 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,288 (KRISTIN WHOOPING) 731 00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,558 (KRISTIN MOANS) 732 00:35:57,592 --> 00:36:00,360 Oh, come on. Oh, my God. 733 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:02,162 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 734 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:07,234 (EXCLAIMS IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) 735 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:09,637 Oh, you know what? I don't think I can hold on. 736 00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,238 I've just gotta pee real quick. 737 00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:12,472 -(SIGHS) -I know. I'm sorry. 738 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,975 I'll make it real quick. Come on. Ah! 739 00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:15,576 All right. (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 740 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:17,377 (BOTH LAUGHING) 741 00:36:18,946 --> 00:36:19,947 Okay. 742 00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:22,817 (KRISTIN HUMMING) 743 00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:28,690 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 744 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,443 (GRUNTS WITH EFFORT) 745 00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:53,447 (RAPID BREATHING) 746 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,717 (STRAINING) 747 00:36:56,718 --> 00:36:57,719 (FARTS) 748 00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,921 (SIGHS) 749 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:05,560 (SCOFFS) 750 00:37:13,768 --> 00:37:15,603 (TOILET FLUSHES) 751 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:26,379 Right. 752 00:37:27,048 --> 00:37:28,415 So much better. 753 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,017 There she is. 754 00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:32,720 -(KRISTIN GIGGLES) -(SPEAKING ITALIAN) 755 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:41,562 -(KRISTIN HUMS SOFTLY) -(GLASSES CLINK) 756 00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:43,531 -(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES) -Oh. 757 00:37:43,564 --> 00:37:46,399 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 758 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,603 Oh, so sorry, I must take this. 759 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,371 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. 760 00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:52,774 -Wait. -I will. 761 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:13,293 (SIGHS) 762 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:18,431 Let's try this again. 763 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,400 Oh, okay. (GIGGLES) 764 00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:24,471 (GLASSES CLINK) 765 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,440 Salute. 766 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,643 Salute. 767 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:32,345 (BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY) 768 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,784 Oh, Oh, yeah. 769 00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:38,553 (CLEARS THROAT) 770 00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:40,955 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 771 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:45,860 Oh, my God. If you told me three days ago 772 00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:49,030 that I would be in a hotel room in Italy with a 773 00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:51,532 handsome mob boss, 774 00:38:51,566 --> 00:38:53,601 then I would say you are crazy. 775 00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:54,769 But here I am! 776 00:38:54,802 --> 00:38:56,771 Yes. Yes, but not for long. 777 00:38:56,804 --> 00:38:59,040 Oh, don't remind me. I fly home at the end of the week 778 00:38:59,073 --> 00:39:00,440 and there's still so much I wanna see. 779 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:02,710 I wanna go to the Amalfi coast. Pompei. 780 00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:04,612 (EXCITEDLY) The Vaticano! 781 00:39:04,645 --> 00:39:05,947 (LAUGHS) 782 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:08,082 Too bad you won't see any of those things. 783 00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:11,519 Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be too busy making love? 784 00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:19,392 Don Romano does not make love to dead women. 785 00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:21,963 What? 786 00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:24,832 The poison I put in your drink 787 00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:27,434 should be travelling to your heart by now. 788 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,136 -Oh, my God. -Soon, 789 00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:31,672 your lungs will collapse. 790 00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:33,007 (GASPING) Oh, my God. 791 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,675 (GASPING FOR BREATH) 792 00:39:37,678 --> 00:39:39,446 Oh, my God. No... 793 00:39:40,781 --> 00:39:42,116 Hey, Aldo! 794 00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:44,151 (SCREAMS) 795 00:39:44,185 --> 00:39:46,153 -(CARLO SHUSHES) -(KRISTIN SOBBING) 796 00:39:48,089 --> 00:39:50,057 You are a Balbano. 797 00:39:50,091 --> 00:39:52,627 My uncle killed your father. 798 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,030 One day you will come for me and the rest of my family. 799 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:58,933 Eventually, we all seek revenge... 800 00:40:01,702 --> 00:40:03,104 like Vito Corleone. 801 00:40:03,137 --> 00:40:04,605 I never saw The Godfather. 802 00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,841 No! 803 00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:09,810 No! It was The Godfather Part Two! 804 00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:11,045 Okay, okay. 805 00:40:11,078 --> 00:40:12,445 Stupid American woman! 806 00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:15,883 Your family is in chaos. 807 00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:18,653 Soon the Romanos will be the only... 808 00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:22,623 (COUGHS) 809 00:40:22,657 --> 00:40:25,458 ...southern family here... 810 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:27,061 in... in... 811 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:31,799 (WEAKLY) ...in Lazio. 812 00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,101 Are you okay? 813 00:40:35,102 --> 00:40:36,203 Am I okay? 814 00:40:37,004 --> 00:40:38,005 I'm okay. 815 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:40,942 Oh, my God. 816 00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:43,010 -(CARLO GASPING) -Right. 817 00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:45,913 I switched our glasses while you were on the phone. 818 00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:48,516 (GASPS) I'm so sorry. 819 00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,718 It's just that you poured me a way bigger portion 820 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:53,020 and I didn't know if I was gonna like limoncello. 821 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:54,722 And I didn't wanna be rude because, 822 00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:56,456 typically I don't like lemon-flavored things. 823 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:59,627 I think it's because I took a lot of lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child. 824 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,595 It's an antibiotic and it's really disgusting. 825 00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:03,230 (SOBBING) 826 00:41:04,598 --> 00:41:06,499 (CRYING OUT) 827 00:41:07,201 --> 00:41:09,003 -(KRISTIN SCREAMS LOUDLY) -Oh. 828 00:41:10,571 --> 00:41:11,806 Three years. 829 00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:15,543 -Ooh. -Ah. 830 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,712 (KRISTIN CONTINUES GROANING) 831 00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:20,982 (HIGH PITCHED) Oh, my God! What do I do? 832 00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,117 What do I do? 833 00:41:24,285 --> 00:41:26,153 (SIGHS) Jenny. Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 834 00:41:26,187 --> 00:41:28,923 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Please, Jenny, please. 835 00:41:28,956 --> 00:41:31,792 Please answer the phone. Please, please God. 836 00:41:31,826 --> 00:41:33,728 Oh, please answer. Okay. 837 00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:35,830 -JENNY: Sven. Yeah. -SVEN: (OVER PHONE) Oh. 838 00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:39,100 (IN SWEDISH) 839 00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:41,168 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, think about it. 840 00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:43,738 -Okay, Jenny. -Yeah. Okay. 841 00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:47,241 Hey, hey. Find any hot Italian men yet? 842 00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:50,044 (STUTTERS) Uh, yes. Lorenzo. 843 00:41:50,077 --> 00:41:53,914 -You fuck him yet? -Uh, he tried to kill me. And... 844 00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:55,282 (WHISPERING) With his penis? 845 00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:57,918 What? No, no, with poison. I... 846 00:41:57,952 --> 00:41:59,854 A poisoned penis? 847 00:42:00,821 --> 00:42:02,656 Slow down. Lorenzo did what? 848 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:04,959 No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo. 849 00:42:04,992 --> 00:42:05,893 Wait, who the fuck is Carlo? 850 00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:08,696 Oh, my God. He is this super-hot mob boss 851 00:42:08,729 --> 00:42:10,865 who I had dinner with. But then he tried to poison me. 852 00:42:10,898 --> 00:42:11,999 So, I switched our drinks. 853 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,334 And now he's dead. 854 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,002 Could I go to jail for this? 855 00:42:15,036 --> 00:42:16,971 No. A little poison switch-a-roo? 856 00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,773 It's classic self-defense. 857 00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:21,275 Oh, my God, I killed a Mafia boss. 858 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:23,010 I am a dead woman. 859 00:42:23,044 --> 00:42:25,046 (BREATHING ERRATICALLY) 860 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,049 (VOMITS) 861 00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:29,884 -(SCREAMS OUT IN DISGUST) -(MEN GRUNTING) 862 00:42:32,253 --> 00:42:33,687 (BANGING ON DOOR) 863 00:42:33,721 --> 00:42:34,889 ALDO: Everything okay in there? 864 00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:36,257 (GASPS) 865 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:37,758 -(GUNSHOTS IN HALLWAY) -Oh, my God. 866 00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,862 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) 867 00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:44,065 Oh, my God. 868 00:42:44,098 --> 00:42:46,801 -(BODY THUDS OUTSIDE) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 869 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,135 Ah! 870 00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:52,673 (DOOR OPENS) 871 00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:00,881 ALDO: You are terrible at playing dead. 872 00:43:00,915 --> 00:43:02,683 (SCREAMS) 873 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:05,853 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God, it's you. 874 00:43:05,886 --> 00:43:09,924 -Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. -Kristin, please stop. 875 00:43:09,957 --> 00:43:12,193 Oh, my God. Thank you. 876 00:43:13,194 --> 00:43:15,062 Is that a cannoli in your pocket? 877 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:16,831 (SAWING) 878 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:21,702 -BIANCA: So you fucked him? -KRISTIN: No, he died first. 879 00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:24,905 You missed something. 880 00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:28,008 When he came, he screamed like a woman. 881 00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:31,645 You... Right. 882 00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:35,282 Um, well, I guess that might have been fun? 883 00:43:37,118 --> 00:43:39,086 -You took a shower? -Yes. 884 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,756 I took a shower because it usually calms me down, but... 885 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,191 I've never seen a dead body before. 886 00:43:44,225 --> 00:43:45,926 And now I've seen three. Three! 887 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,361 I mean, I live a very boring life. 888 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:49,430 I am such a boring person. I'm a boring woman. 889 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:51,365 Seriously, I don't do anything with my life. I don't go out. 890 00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:53,033 I just do everything for everybody else. 891 00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:55,836 Those monsters will stop at nothing 892 00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:57,271 until we're all dead 893 00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:59,140 and they're the only family in Lazio. 894 00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:01,375 I have an idea. I think I should go home. 895 00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:02,710 I don't think I belong here. 896 00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:05,246 -Did you not hear me? -What? 897 00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:07,148 If you leave now, they will follow you 898 00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:09,183 and they will not stop until you're dead. 899 00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:10,384 (GASPS) 900 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:11,819 This is good. 901 00:44:11,852 --> 00:44:13,988 How? How is this good? 902 00:44:14,021 --> 00:44:17,925 This will send a message to the Romanos that our family is strong. 903 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,162 You're the boss. And the boss takes care of business. 904 00:44:21,195 --> 00:44:22,363 You did good. 905 00:44:22,396 --> 00:44:25,032 What? I murdered someone! 906 00:44:25,065 --> 00:44:26,233 -Brava. -Brava. 907 00:44:26,267 --> 00:44:27,401 No, no, no, no. 908 00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:30,070 Do not "brava" me. I am bad. I did a bad thing. 909 00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:32,706 Oh, my God, I just want my Eat, Pray, Love. 910 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:37,778 What is he... 911 00:44:37,811 --> 00:44:40,181 -(CRIES OUT IN DISGUST) -(FABRIZIO GRUNTING) 912 00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:42,750 (HEAVY OBJECT THUDS) 913 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,088 Ciao, Carletto. 914 00:44:48,122 --> 00:44:49,990 -(FLESH SQUELCHING) -(FABRIZIO GRUNTING) 915 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:08,375 -(ALL SPITTING) -(SPEAKING ITALIAN) 916 00:45:10,344 --> 00:45:12,446 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 917 00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:16,250 (IN ITALIAN) 918 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:18,352 (GULPS NERVOUSLY) 919 00:45:36,237 --> 00:45:37,238 Bruno! 920 00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:57,891 (LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY) 921 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,134 BRUNO: Mmm. 922 00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:12,507 (BRUNO CHUCKLES MENACINGLY) 923 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:15,442 (IN ENGLISH) We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us! 924 00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:16,310 And I mean on purpose! 925 00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:18,445 No more accidentally saving the day! 926 00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:19,980 You could be a little nicer to me, you know. 927 00:46:20,014 --> 00:46:20,948 I just killed someone. 928 00:46:20,981 --> 00:46:23,317 I'm a very good person. I'm a good mother. 929 00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,385 I would do anything for my son. 930 00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:25,853 I do everything for everyone. 931 00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:27,221 Even animals, I can't even kill a bug. 932 00:46:27,254 --> 00:46:29,023 I put it under a little cup, and I take it outside, 933 00:46:29,056 --> 00:46:31,593 and whisper, "Go. Be free. Go live your life." 934 00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:34,161 And I imagine them building a new home and a new life. 935 00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:37,164 How are we supposed to appear strong when she is... 936 00:46:37,965 --> 00:46:39,366 this? 937 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,269 These Romanos will never negotiate peace on good terms. 938 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:44,838 Why are we negotiating at all? Why don't we just give them what they want? 939 00:46:44,872 --> 00:46:46,307 (MIMICS KRISTIN) 940 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,610 They want control over all of our territories. 941 00:46:48,643 --> 00:46:50,210 So, why don't we just give it to them? 942 00:46:50,244 --> 00:46:52,346 How do you expect us to make money? 943 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:53,947 I don't know! 944 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:55,215 (BOTH GRUNT IN FRUSTRATION) 945 00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,218 What is it we do, anyway? 946 00:46:58,252 --> 00:46:59,953 -FABRIZIO: Drugs. -BIANCA: Counterfeit bags. 947 00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:01,088 FABRIZIO: Guns. Gambling. 948 00:47:01,121 --> 00:47:05,326 Uh, so far I have heard nothing that is either legal 949 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,027 or moral. 950 00:47:08,295 --> 00:47:10,097 Because... (SIGHS) you know, 951 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:13,133 we are the fucking Mafia! 952 00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:14,835 You... (GROANS) 953 00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:22,510 Let him go. He just needs to blow off some steam. 954 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:26,113 Oh, yeah? So do I. I am completely overwhelmed! 955 00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:28,650 This is supposed to be my vacation. 956 00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:30,652 -What are you doing? -I'm confirming my date 957 00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:31,952 with Lorenzo because that was the deal. 958 00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:33,454 But we are in the middle of a war. 959 00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:35,889 No. You are in the middle of a war. 960 00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:37,891 I am sick of doing everything for everybody else! 961 00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,460 I'm gonna do something for me. 962 00:47:39,493 --> 00:47:41,428 You cannot be in public right now. 963 00:47:41,462 --> 00:47:42,896 Oh, I'm not going to be in public. 964 00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:44,498 I'm going to have dinner at his place. 965 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:46,534 He is simple and adorable. 966 00:47:46,568 --> 00:47:48,936 And... I just wanna be alone with him. 967 00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:54,676 (IN ENGLISH) These are my cousins. 968 00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:57,579 I come from a very conservative family 969 00:47:57,612 --> 00:47:59,614 and they wanna protect... 970 00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:02,684 my virtue. 971 00:48:02,717 --> 00:48:04,985 (IN ITALIAN) 972 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:11,225 (IN ENGLISH) I guess it will be a family affair. Please. 973 00:48:11,258 --> 00:48:13,360 Okay. Thank you. 974 00:48:13,394 --> 00:48:15,262 -It's good to see you. -It's so good to see you. 975 00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:17,464 (CHUCKLES) 976 00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:21,301 Hi. Thank you for having us in your home which is beautiful. 977 00:48:21,335 --> 00:48:25,072 -Welcome to my aunt's place. -(GASPS) Oh, my God, it's totally magical. 978 00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,273 Yeah. 979 00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:29,443 Who is this? He looks like such a naughty little hobbit. 980 00:48:29,476 --> 00:48:31,713 -Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto. -Oh. 981 00:48:31,746 --> 00:48:34,549 -He recently died. -Oh, I'm so sorry. 982 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:37,117 Yes, we are. That's why I moved in. 983 00:48:37,151 --> 00:48:39,353 -Oh, I see. -But I am 984 00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:42,624 naming my own pasta line this year. 985 00:48:42,657 --> 00:48:44,659 -This is your pasta line? -It is. 986 00:48:44,692 --> 00:48:46,528 Oh, my God, that is so exciting. 987 00:48:46,561 --> 00:48:48,429 You guys, look at this. This is his. 988 00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:50,330 (SOFT ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 989 00:48:54,502 --> 00:48:57,371 Oh, Lord in Heaven, I have never eaten 990 00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,006 homemade pasta before. 991 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:01,074 Mmm, so good. 992 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:03,611 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 993 00:49:05,479 --> 00:49:07,981 You know, it's... it's nice 994 00:49:08,015 --> 00:49:10,384 to be with a woman who appreciates my cooking. 995 00:49:11,452 --> 00:49:12,587 Yeah. My ex never did. 996 00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:14,622 Ah, she sounds like a monster. 997 00:49:14,656 --> 00:49:18,158 Oh, no. I didn't mean to bring her up again. Forget it. 998 00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:20,160 No, it's okay. I get it. 999 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:22,463 I mean, my husband, my ex-husband 1000 00:49:22,496 --> 00:49:24,164 was a total man-child. 1001 00:49:24,198 --> 00:49:26,501 I mean, he made everything about himself. 1002 00:49:26,534 --> 00:49:28,703 And his band and his cheesy lyrics. 1003 00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:30,337 That sounds horrible. 1004 00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,607 (ESMERALDA SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1005 00:49:40,214 --> 00:49:42,483 I'd convinced myself that 1006 00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:47,254 his passion was more important than mine. Like an idiot. (CHUCKLES) 1007 00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:48,489 But even with our son, 1008 00:49:48,523 --> 00:49:50,324 divorcing Paul, I swear to God, 1009 00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:52,092 it was the best decision I ever made. 1010 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:53,327 Oh, you have a child? 1011 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,129 Yes! Yes, I'll show you. Here he is. 1012 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:59,099 There. That's Domenick. He's my baby. 1013 00:49:59,132 --> 00:50:01,368 He's a really good kid. 1014 00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:04,672 (BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1015 00:50:11,411 --> 00:50:12,814 Last bite. 1016 00:50:12,847 --> 00:50:14,181 For me? 1017 00:50:14,214 --> 00:50:16,049 The most precious. Yes. 1018 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:17,084 Okay. 1019 00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:28,061 KRISTIN: Oh, your pasta. (CHUCKLES) 1020 00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:30,264 It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my mouth. 1021 00:50:30,297 --> 00:50:31,699 -Uh-huh. -Yeah. 1022 00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:36,403 (IN ITALIAN) 1023 00:50:38,438 --> 00:50:39,473 Are your cousins okay with this? 1024 00:50:39,507 --> 00:50:40,675 Yeah, they're fine. Just kiss me. 1025 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,442 -(MOBILE PHONE BEEPING) -Shit. No, no, no. 1026 00:50:42,476 --> 00:50:43,811 (GASPS) Oh, God, I forgot. 1027 00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,613 I've got this work Zoom meeting. 1028 00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:48,248 Oh, my God. Cousins! 1029 00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:51,084 I have to go. Rain check? I'm sorry. I just... 1030 00:50:51,118 --> 00:50:52,286 It's a really important meeting that I... 1031 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,255 I totally forgot about it. Um... 1032 00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:57,592 Thank you for having us. I will call you. 1033 00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:03,397 (ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1034 00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:07,502 KRISTIN: I can't believe this. Stupid work. 1035 00:51:07,535 --> 00:51:09,102 I'm enjoying myself for the first time in years, 1036 00:51:09,136 --> 00:51:10,738 and I have to do this dumb work Zoom. 1037 00:51:10,772 --> 00:51:13,140 Come on. Quit your job. You are a boss now. 1038 00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,543 Oh. I can't just quit my job. People are counting on me. 1039 00:51:15,577 --> 00:51:16,811 -DANTE: Hmm. -ALDO: Ma. 1040 00:51:16,844 --> 00:51:19,647 -(IN ITALIAN) -(WOMAN SHOUTING OVER PHONE) 1041 00:51:23,618 --> 00:51:24,719 Ma. 1042 00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:26,888 -(IN ENGLISH) Are you okay? -(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 1043 00:51:26,921 --> 00:51:29,122 My mother had another dizzy spell 1044 00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:32,292 and she has no more medication now. Okay. Okay? 1045 00:51:32,326 --> 00:51:35,429 She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't cover these new American drugs. 1046 00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,799 (IN ITALIAN) 1047 00:51:37,832 --> 00:51:39,266 (IN ENGLISH) I know a pharmacist. 1048 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,501 We go tomorrow, okay? 1049 00:51:40,535 --> 00:51:42,637 No, no, you should go tonight. Go take care of it tonight. 1050 00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,137 Yeah, but we must protect you. 1051 00:51:44,171 --> 00:51:45,439 -He is right. -No, family first. 1052 00:51:45,472 --> 00:51:46,473 I'm okay. I'll be fine. 1053 00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:49,142 Oh, Kristin. 1054 00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:50,812 Would you mind to put this 1055 00:51:50,845 --> 00:51:52,112 -into the fridge, please? -Yes, sure. 1056 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:56,751 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1057 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,189 Come on. So late. 1058 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,324 (GROANS) Okay. 1059 00:52:04,358 --> 00:52:06,226 (SIGHS) Here we go. 1060 00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:07,829 (EXHALES) 1061 00:52:09,764 --> 00:52:10,698 Oh. 1062 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:14,434 I can't wear this. Oh, what am I... Oh, God. 1063 00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:16,571 (KRISTIN STRUGGLING WITH CLOTHES) 1064 00:52:18,506 --> 00:52:20,140 Ugh, right. Uh... 1065 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:23,578 Come on, hurry, quick, quick! 1066 00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:24,912 (KRISTIN SIGHS WITH FRUSTRATION) 1067 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:26,346 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1068 00:52:27,782 --> 00:52:28,783 Okay. 1069 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:30,818 (EXHALES) 1070 00:52:31,586 --> 00:52:33,186 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1071 00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,455 Hey, nice of you to finally join us. 1072 00:52:35,489 --> 00:52:37,357 (CHUCKLES) Sorry, the... 1073 00:52:37,391 --> 00:52:39,560 the time difference is a little crazy, so... 1074 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:41,562 HANK: So, where are we with Restylane? 1075 00:52:41,596 --> 00:52:43,765 Right, yes, okay. Um, so first: 1076 00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:46,366 Restylane makes women feel great about themselves, right? 1077 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,835 So, I was thinking we open on a woman 1078 00:52:47,869 --> 00:52:50,538 alone, drinking some fine wine, 1079 00:52:50,571 --> 00:52:52,674 longingly perusing a travel brochure. 1080 00:52:52,707 --> 00:52:54,008 Mmm. I'm not really hearing anything that pops. 1081 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:56,577 I mean, you know, you gotta grab them in the first few seconds. 1082 00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:59,246 (LAUGHS) But I just started. 1083 00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:02,215 Hey, you know who's really great at this? 1084 00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:04,552 Just riff, give us some of that Randy magic. 1085 00:53:04,585 --> 00:53:05,753 Go ahead and mute her. 1086 00:53:07,722 --> 00:53:09,524 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1087 00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:10,591 All right. 1088 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:11,793 Help me! 1089 00:53:11,826 --> 00:53:13,260 And I'm just spitballing, all right. 1090 00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:15,429 But I'm thinking, woman on a jet-ski? 1091 00:53:15,462 --> 00:53:16,531 Aw, that's fresh. 1092 00:53:16,564 --> 00:53:18,365 Yeah, but how do we get there? 1093 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:21,401 (SCREAMING) No! S.O.S.! 1094 00:53:21,435 --> 00:53:24,404 We open up on this attractive but, you know, older woman. 1095 00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:25,773 Not too old, right? 1096 00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:26,841 Help me! 1097 00:53:26,874 --> 00:53:29,977 (CRYING) Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, please. 1098 00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:33,815 I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties type role, you know what I'm saying? 1099 00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,616 -(BREATHES HEAVILY) -Oh, my God. 1100 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:38,485 You are much more attractive than your grandfather. 1101 00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,854 Oh, my God. 1102 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:41,421 -(BREATHING HEAVILY) -(GROANING WITH DISGUST) 1103 00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:42,523 No! (MOANS) No, no! 1104 00:53:43,858 --> 00:53:45,760 So, you know, she minding her business, 1105 00:53:45,793 --> 00:53:47,327 walking through the desert like people do. 1106 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,831 WAYNE: That's a great metaphor for a tired woman 1107 00:53:49,864 --> 00:53:51,799 with a face that's so marked by time. 1108 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,266 -Mmm. -(DOWNWARD WHISTLE) 1109 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,969 -Sit down! -(GUN COCKS) 1110 00:53:55,002 --> 00:53:57,572 (BREATHING IRREGULARLY) No, no, no. Please don't. 1111 00:53:57,605 --> 00:54:00,407 Please don't hurt me. Please. No, no. 1112 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,712 Oh, God, no. No entrata. Absolutely no entrata. No. 1113 00:54:04,746 --> 00:54:07,347 You like salsiccia e friarelli? 1114 00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:11,284 No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano. No, thank you. 1115 00:54:11,318 --> 00:54:12,987 Very spicy. 1116 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:15,857 Spicy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! 1117 00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:18,960 -Please, no. Please don't. No. -(BRUNO EXHALES PASSIONATELY) 1118 00:54:18,993 --> 00:54:21,294 (SOBBING) No, no, no. Please don't. 1119 00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:23,664 No, no, no. 1120 00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:25,967 Fucking belt. 1121 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,504 She looks lonely. She looks... 1122 00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:31,371 -She looks her age, bro. -She does. 1123 00:54:31,404 --> 00:54:32,974 No woman should look her age. 1124 00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:36,309 (EXCLAIMS, GROANS) 1125 00:54:36,878 --> 00:54:38,813 Crotch! Eye! 1126 00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:40,548 -Crotch! Eye! -(BRUNO GROANING) 1127 00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:41,783 And like a blessing from the heavens, 1128 00:54:41,816 --> 00:54:43,584 the sky opens up and it starts to rain. 1129 00:54:43,618 --> 00:54:44,819 Then she looks down and she realizes, 1130 00:54:44,852 --> 00:54:46,386 "Oh, my God, I'm on a jet-ski." 1131 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:48,956 Restylane Lyft gives her a second youth. 1132 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,491 -WAYNE: Yeah. -A return to life. 1133 00:54:51,526 --> 00:54:52,593 I love that pose. 1134 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,028 Crotch! Crotch! 1135 00:54:54,061 --> 00:54:55,897 -Eye! Crotch! -(BRUNO SCREAMING) 1136 00:54:56,898 --> 00:54:59,634 Restylane Kysse plumps her lips. 1137 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,736 Crotch! Eye! 1138 00:55:01,769 --> 00:55:03,805 -(GROANS) -(WHIMPERING) 1139 00:55:05,372 --> 00:55:06,841 (KRISTIN GROANING) 1140 00:55:06,874 --> 00:55:08,743 WAYNE: Makes them kissable. 1141 00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:09,877 Rejuvenated. 1142 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:14,816 -(EXCLAIMS) -(BRUNO GROANS) 1143 00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:16,651 WAYNE: You got water, you got wetness. 1144 00:55:16,684 --> 00:55:17,785 Whole lot of wetness. 1145 00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:20,021 (BOTH GROANING) 1146 00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:21,589 Fuck you! 1147 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:24,457 When was the last time you saw a thigh gap like that? 1148 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:27,094 Fuck you, Randy! 1149 00:55:27,128 --> 00:55:29,897 -Now she's kissable. -Oh, fuck you, Wayne! 1150 00:55:30,865 --> 00:55:33,433 -Wow. -Oh, fuck you, Hank! 1151 00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:34,802 (GROWLING) 1152 00:55:35,903 --> 00:55:38,773 And you, you fucking creepy pervert! 1153 00:55:38,806 --> 00:55:40,141 Fuck you! (FLESH SQUELCHES) 1154 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:42,543 (SCREAMS, SHUDDERS) 1155 00:55:42,577 --> 00:55:46,013 RANDY: And then she just rides off into the distance. 1156 00:55:46,047 --> 00:55:47,982 -Soft, youthful... -(LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF) 1157 00:55:48,749 --> 00:55:50,518 ...and wet. 1158 00:55:50,551 --> 00:55:51,752 (RANDY SIGHS) 1159 00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:53,754 (WHIMPERS) 1160 00:55:53,788 --> 00:55:55,790 -HANK: Randy, that was superb. -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 1161 00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:56,924 Okay. 1162 00:55:57,992 --> 00:55:59,459 See that, Kristin? 1163 00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:00,862 That's how it's done. 1164 00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:02,964 Unmute. 1165 00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:06,399 Kristin. 1166 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:07,768 Hey, tell me you heard Randy's pitch. 1167 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:11,038 Oh, Kristin? 1168 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:13,541 Are you drunk? 1169 00:56:13,574 --> 00:56:15,475 (STUTTERS) 1170 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:19,747 Oh, man. I really hoped this day would never come 1171 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:22,083 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 1172 00:56:22,116 --> 00:56:25,152 By the way, you have some pasta sauce on your face. 1173 00:56:27,188 --> 00:56:28,756 You know what? 1174 00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:30,524 Fuck you! 1175 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:33,694 Whoa! That's gratitude for you. 1176 00:56:33,728 --> 00:56:34,896 -Highly unnecessary. -Toxic. 1177 00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:40,134 Oh, God. 1178 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,670 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1179 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:01,088 (SIGHS) 1180 00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:03,658 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 1181 00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:11,464 (ROMANTIC ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1182 00:57:50,671 --> 00:57:52,173 (TAPPING ON DOOR) 1183 00:58:00,915 --> 00:58:03,884 -(KNOCKING ON WINDOW) KRISTIN: Hmm? 1184 00:58:03,918 --> 00:58:05,987 BIANCA: You left quite a mess at the villa. 1185 00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:08,522 You need to tell us when things like this happen, 1186 00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:10,091 so we don't have to worry 1187 00:58:10,124 --> 00:58:12,293 whether or not you are currently alive. 1188 00:58:12,326 --> 00:58:14,662 Oh, fine. So, next time someone tries to murder me, 1189 00:58:14,695 --> 00:58:15,796 I'll be sure to let you know. 1190 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,598 Grazie. 1191 00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:20,067 (IN ENGLISH) Now, the Romanos want to meet today. 1192 00:58:20,101 --> 00:58:23,204 Oh, so they can try to kill me again? Huh! 1193 00:58:23,237 --> 00:58:26,640 I thought once you'd had sex, you would calm down a bit. 1194 00:58:26,674 --> 00:58:27,842 Hey, I've been here two days 1195 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,110 and I've been almost murdered twice. 1196 00:58:29,143 --> 00:58:30,111 That's one per day. 1197 00:58:30,144 --> 00:58:32,880 I'm gonna need a lot more sex to calm me down! 1198 00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:34,115 I know a man. 1199 00:58:34,148 --> 00:58:35,583 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1200 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:38,119 (IN ENGLISH) Stop with your cousin, please. 1201 00:58:38,152 --> 00:58:40,621 They're prepared to make some concessions. 1202 00:58:40,654 --> 00:58:42,089 We have the upper hand. 1203 00:58:42,123 --> 00:58:44,258 They've agreed to a public meeting. 1204 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:46,060 Fabrizio will be there with you. 1205 00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:49,063 I can't be there because it's only family. 1206 00:58:49,096 --> 00:58:51,265 Fine. But I wanna meet at La Bottega del Gelato 1207 00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:52,366 because it has a five-star rating. 1208 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,302 And I never have gelato. And I have been dying to go! 1209 00:58:55,336 --> 00:58:57,271 -But we have... -That's an order! 1210 00:58:58,272 --> 00:59:00,841 KRISTIN: Mmm. Mmm! 1211 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:04,211 Look, I am tired of this war. 1212 00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:06,180 Oh, my gosh, Tripadvisor does not lie. 1213 00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:08,649 My family is tired of this war. 1214 00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:10,684 It's got to stop. 1215 00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:13,020 MAMMONE: We couldn't agree more. 1216 00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:17,291 You killed our boss, and our best killer. 1217 00:59:17,925 --> 00:59:19,960 All by yourself. 1218 00:59:19,994 --> 00:59:22,263 Does your offer for Formia stand? 1219 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:25,800 Yes. Absoluto. 1220 00:59:28,035 --> 00:59:31,272 So, we are at peace then, Mammone? 1221 00:59:31,305 --> 00:59:32,940 (IN ITALIAN) 1222 00:59:38,045 --> 00:59:39,580 (IN ENGLISH) We are at peace... 1223 00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,185 Donna Balbano. 1224 00:59:46,087 --> 00:59:47,688 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1225 00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:56,297 (CARLO'S SONS SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1226 00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:57,665 Oh. 1227 00:59:57,698 --> 00:59:58,933 (ALL SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1228 01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:05,639 (IN ENGLISH) Well, there you go. 1229 01:00:06,407 --> 01:00:07,942 (LOUDLY) Can I get another scoop? 1230 01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:11,712 (MOBILE PHONE BUZZING) 1231 01:00:22,323 --> 01:00:23,324 (KISSES) 1232 01:00:30,965 --> 01:00:32,333 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1233 01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,400 (KRISTIN CHUCKLES) 1234 01:00:33,434 --> 01:00:35,035 (IN ENGLISH) You really impressed me. 1235 01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:36,804 Oh, yeah, the meeting 1236 01:00:36,837 --> 01:00:38,339 went better than I thought it would. 1237 01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:40,241 Because you terrified them. 1238 01:00:40,274 --> 01:00:43,911 Last night was a true work of art. 1239 01:00:45,246 --> 01:00:47,948 You have rage, Kristin. 1240 01:00:48,883 --> 01:00:50,284 Wild, 1241 01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:52,887 passionate, deep rage. 1242 01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:55,356 I like it. 1243 01:00:57,057 --> 01:01:00,394 (CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY) Okay. 1244 01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:04,265 You know, it wasn't just blood on Bruno. 1245 01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:09,069 It was mushy, thick. 1246 01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:13,207 Bits of his scrotum were stuffed in his eye socket. 1247 01:01:13,774 --> 01:01:14,576 Mmm. 1248 01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:18,412 And that's why they listened to you. 1249 01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:21,248 Because he had bits of his scrotum stuffed in his eye socket? 1250 01:01:22,116 --> 01:01:23,817 Maybe. 1251 01:01:23,851 --> 01:01:26,687 And that's how you earned rispetto. 1252 01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:30,257 You'll fit right into this family! 1253 01:01:31,825 --> 01:01:32,993 Give me your hand. 1254 01:01:34,028 --> 01:01:35,162 What, uh... 1255 01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:38,098 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't have to. 1256 01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:39,166 -Yeah. -You should... No, no. 1257 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,401 Oh, it's too big. I don't... 1258 01:01:40,434 --> 01:01:41,969 KRISTIN: Mmm. 1259 01:01:43,538 --> 01:01:45,906 Yeah, it fits pretty well. 1260 01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:47,741 And now... 1261 01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:50,411 give me some "grrrr." 1262 01:01:50,444 --> 01:01:52,046 Be the leopard! 1263 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:55,049 -What, uh... (GROWLING) 1264 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,085 -(PURRS) -No, no. (GROWLS) 1265 01:01:59,053 --> 01:02:00,321 -(HACKING GROWL) -No, no, no. 1266 01:02:00,354 --> 01:02:03,123 No fur ball. No espresso machine. 1267 01:02:03,157 --> 01:02:04,491 Just... (GROWLS) 1268 01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:07,194 (GROWLING) 1269 01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:08,929 (BOTH GROWLING) 1270 01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,733 This one. This one. This one. 1271 01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,269 Bye. 1272 01:02:17,404 --> 01:02:19,306 Okay. Thank you. 1273 01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:21,475 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God. 1274 01:02:23,210 --> 01:02:25,379 What the fuck? 1275 01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:30,184 Are you kidding me? 1276 01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,019 (EXHALES) 1277 01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:42,896 (BURPS) 1278 01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:47,835 (GROANS) Oh, God. 1279 01:02:48,469 --> 01:02:51,105 Oh, Bianca. 1280 01:02:51,138 --> 01:02:52,039 You know, a month ago, 1281 01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:54,542 I was feeding the homeless in Long Beach. 1282 01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:58,112 I mean, I help old people cross the road all the time. 1283 01:02:58,145 --> 01:03:01,115 I am a good person. 1284 01:03:01,148 --> 01:03:04,885 Of course you are. You made peace. 1285 01:03:04,918 --> 01:03:07,988 Yeah, but at what cost? I feel like Michael Corleone. 1286 01:03:09,423 --> 01:03:10,924 You saw the movie? 1287 01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,494 No. I read the Wikipedia summary. 1288 01:03:15,296 --> 01:03:19,466 Kristin, the world isn't black and white. 1289 01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:22,469 Your grandfather took care of my family. 1290 01:03:22,504 --> 01:03:24,539 He put my mother through school 1291 01:03:24,572 --> 01:03:26,974 -and gave us shelter and food. -Huh. 1292 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:30,578 And bought me this leg. 1293 01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:35,049 I owe him everything. 1294 01:03:35,082 --> 01:03:38,185 My point is, just because you're a Mafia boss, 1295 01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:40,622 doesn't mean you have to be a bad person. 1296 01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:43,190 Right. Right. 1297 01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,492 Wait, what did you say about your leg? 1298 01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:50,565 When I was 13, a truck hit my Vespa. 1299 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:52,399 Oh, my God! 1300 01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:54,569 All the kids made fun of me. 1301 01:03:54,602 --> 01:03:56,136 Oh. 1302 01:03:56,170 --> 01:04:01,475 But Don Balbano came to our house with a big box. 1303 01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:04,512 And he brought me a prosthetic leg. 1304 01:04:05,613 --> 01:04:07,414 It changed my life. 1305 01:04:08,482 --> 01:04:11,151 Wow. I mean, jeez, I... 1306 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,522 -I didn't even... -(HOLLOW CLANG) 1307 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:16,490 Couldn't tell. Looks so real. 1308 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,294 Precision Swiss technology. 1309 01:04:20,327 --> 01:04:23,497 -Upgraded every five years. -Huh. 1310 01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:25,600 So, Kristin, I'm living proof 1311 01:04:25,633 --> 01:04:28,936 that you can do a lot of good with the power you have. 1312 01:04:28,969 --> 01:04:31,338 It's not about losing yourself. 1313 01:04:32,272 --> 01:04:35,876 It's about becoming yourself. 1314 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:41,583 But if this isn't what you want, you can leave. 1315 01:04:43,016 --> 01:04:44,084 I can? 1316 01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:46,688 You made peace. 1317 01:04:46,721 --> 01:04:49,390 You can go home to your old life. 1318 01:04:51,158 --> 01:04:52,459 To the old you. 1319 01:04:52,493 --> 01:04:54,696 Oh, no, I don't wanna go back to that me. 1320 01:04:54,729 --> 01:04:56,664 I don't like that one. No, I don't think so. 1321 01:04:56,698 --> 01:04:59,333 Then what do you wanna do? 1322 01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:03,103 Well, 1323 01:05:03,137 --> 01:05:06,006 we're involved in an import/export business, right? 1324 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:07,609 Mmm-hmm. 1325 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:11,111 KRISTIN: Hmm. 1326 01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:16,316 I think I have an idea. 1327 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,653 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1328 01:05:18,686 --> 01:05:19,953 KRISTIN: It's a win-win, right? 1329 01:05:19,987 --> 01:05:21,355 Because we keep prices low 1330 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:23,591 and we sell medications to people in Italy 1331 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,959 that they can't usually find at a reasonable rate. 1332 01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:27,529 Because it's not just about profit. 1333 01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:29,496 It's about helping people, right? 1334 01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:31,064 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1335 01:07:10,430 --> 01:07:12,266 I was just thinking. 1336 01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:14,702 We've been together a few months now 1337 01:07:14,736 --> 01:07:17,371 and I have never been to your place. (CHUCKLES) 1338 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:19,306 You're still quite secretive. 1339 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:21,809 I am not secretive. 1340 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:25,847 I'm not. Come here, I'm gonna take a photo 1341 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,149 of us and the Vaticano. 1342 01:07:29,182 --> 01:07:31,251 -(CLEARS THROAT) Right. Ready? -Okay. 1343 01:07:32,452 --> 01:07:34,354 -Yay. -Yay. 1344 01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:37,559 There. Okay. And now I am posting it. 1345 01:07:38,593 --> 01:07:40,662 Immediately. There. 1346 01:07:40,695 --> 01:07:42,229 There we are. Done. 1347 01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:43,731 -Okay. -Mmm-hmm. 1348 01:07:45,633 --> 01:07:48,402 (MOBILE PHONE BUZZING) 1349 01:07:49,571 --> 01:07:50,872 Nicky. Oh, my God, 1350 01:07:50,905 --> 01:07:52,574 I miss you so much. (WHISPERS) It's my son. 1351 01:07:52,607 --> 01:07:53,741 Who's the dude? 1352 01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:56,578 Uh, he is my pasta teacher. 1353 01:07:56,611 --> 01:07:59,479 We're just out buying double zero flour. 1354 01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:02,617 Okay. I gotta go to class. Um, I love you. 1355 01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:04,084 I love you. 1356 01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:10,858 Pasta teacher? Honestly, I just feel like 1357 01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,560 you're not telling me something. 1358 01:08:12,594 --> 01:08:14,361 -Oh, really? -Don't you trust me? 1359 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:17,497 -Stop it. -Don't you trust me? 1360 01:08:17,532 --> 01:08:19,634 Don't even joke. 1361 01:08:19,667 --> 01:08:21,769 -You can tell me anything. -(SIGHS) 1362 01:08:26,574 --> 01:08:27,842 I love you. 1363 01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:30,578 (SEAGULLS CALLING) 1364 01:08:37,952 --> 01:08:39,921 Oh, my God. Paul? 1365 01:08:39,954 --> 01:08:41,856 -Your Paul? -That Paul? 1366 01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:43,323 Get off me! Who the hell are these guys? 1367 01:08:43,357 --> 01:08:44,726 What the hell are you doing here? 1368 01:08:44,759 --> 01:08:47,294 I flew here to find you. I saw your Insta. 1369 01:08:47,327 --> 01:08:49,697 Dammit. I post one stupid photo. 1370 01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:50,665 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1371 01:08:50,698 --> 01:08:52,600 (CHUCKLES) He's much weaker than I imagined. 1372 01:08:52,634 --> 01:08:54,569 And I imagined someone very weak. 1373 01:08:54,602 --> 01:08:56,537 -Who's Paul? -I'm her husband! 1374 01:08:56,571 --> 01:08:58,271 No... (SIGHS) 1375 01:08:58,305 --> 01:09:00,474 -You are married? -No, we are separated. 1376 01:09:00,508 --> 01:09:01,943 Look, I can see you're a pretty handsome guy 1377 01:09:01,976 --> 01:09:03,443 and you've been having some great sex... 1378 01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:04,512 Dante, please take him back to the villa. 1379 01:09:04,545 --> 01:09:08,348 -Come on, Paul. Let's go. -What, what? Let me go. 1380 01:09:08,382 --> 01:09:10,450 So he gets to go to your place, but I can't? 1381 01:09:10,484 --> 01:09:12,419 No, it's not like that. No. 1382 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:13,755 You told me you were divorced. 1383 01:09:13,788 --> 01:09:14,722 Well, we may as well be. 1384 01:09:14,756 --> 01:09:16,390 He's a horrible husband who cheated on me. 1385 01:09:16,991 --> 01:09:18,893 -No. No. -No, I mean... 1386 01:09:18,926 --> 01:09:20,762 It's taken me so long to trust again. 1387 01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:22,597 -And I really care about you. -No, no. 1388 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:25,232 I... I care about you. I care about you so much. 1389 01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:26,934 Then let's be honest with each other. 1390 01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:32,439 Is there anything else you are keeping from me? 1391 01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:34,341 (ALDO CLEARS HIS THROAT) 1392 01:09:35,242 --> 01:09:36,878 -Hmm? -Um... 1393 01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:39,714 Oh, my God. Um... 1394 01:09:39,747 --> 01:09:42,850 I'm so sorry, I really do have to go deal with this. 1395 01:09:42,884 --> 01:09:45,285 -Okay? I'm sorry. -Sure, go. 1396 01:09:46,286 --> 01:09:47,889 -It's okay. -I'll see you. 1397 01:09:56,764 --> 01:09:58,666 -KRISTIN: God dammit, Paul. -DANTE: Just stay back! 1398 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,367 PAUL: (MUFFLED) I need to pee, please. 1399 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,503 -What did you guys do? -I shut his mouth. 1400 01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:03,738 He's very annoying. 1401 01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:05,338 PAUL: I need to pee. I can't hold it. 1402 01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:06,774 Okay. Okay. 1403 01:10:07,775 --> 01:10:10,477 Nice and easy. 1404 01:10:10,511 --> 01:10:12,412 Actually, Dante, can you grab some baby oil and Q-tips? 1405 01:10:12,446 --> 01:10:13,948 -I think it'll be... -Ow! 1406 01:10:13,981 --> 01:10:16,651 Dammit! I was just getting over a cold sore. 1407 01:10:16,684 --> 01:10:18,786 The cheater does not deserve your care. 1408 01:10:18,820 --> 01:10:20,788 You told these people about Tracy? 1409 01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:22,289 What the hell is wrong with you? 1410 01:10:22,322 --> 01:10:23,524 Hey. Hey. 1411 01:10:24,659 --> 01:10:26,794 (GROANS) Dammit! 1412 01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:29,564 No one talks to her that way. Show some respect. Huh? 1413 01:10:29,597 --> 01:10:31,298 -To Kristin? -(SPITS) 1414 01:10:32,432 --> 01:10:35,368 Ew. Kristin, do something. 1415 01:10:38,072 --> 01:10:41,576 Why are you so nice 1416 01:10:41,609 --> 01:10:43,276 -to this stronzo? -(GRUNTS) 1417 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:45,312 How dare you call me something 1418 01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:46,480 I don't even know what it means? 1419 01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:49,050 Who the hell are these people? 1420 01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:51,719 They are her best grape squashers. 1421 01:10:51,753 --> 01:10:52,954 And I'm the label maker. 1422 01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:55,355 Yes. I am a vintner now. 1423 01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:58,291 -You make swords? -Wine, stronzo. 1424 01:10:58,325 --> 01:10:59,927 I'm gonna look that word up as soon as I get outta here. 1425 01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:01,996 Why are you even here? 1426 01:11:02,029 --> 01:11:05,298 I hadn't heard from you. I was worried about you. 1427 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,367 I miss you. 1428 01:11:08,035 --> 01:11:10,370 (KNUCKLES CRACKING) 1429 01:11:10,403 --> 01:11:11,438 Okay. 1430 01:11:12,372 --> 01:11:13,440 Okay, fine. 1431 01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:16,409 After you lost your job, 1432 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:18,746 our joint bank account is empty. 1433 01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,413 -(SCOFFS) -So, I figured, you know, 1434 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:21,516 since I'm your husband, 1435 01:11:21,549 --> 01:11:24,451 I should probably come live with you in the villa. 1436 01:11:24,484 --> 01:11:26,020 Oh, my God. It all makes perfect sense now. 1437 01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:28,523 You only came here to get something else from me! 1438 01:11:29,056 --> 01:11:30,258 Go home, Paul. 1439 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:33,594 Actually, you only had enough points for a one-way ticket. 1440 01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:35,328 -(SCOFFS) Pathetic. -He's not worth it. 1441 01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:36,230 What did you see in him? 1442 01:11:36,264 --> 01:11:37,464 -Just take my card and... -Kristin, no. 1443 01:11:37,497 --> 01:11:38,465 Don't! 1444 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:39,466 -No, you're better than this. -You're right. 1445 01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:41,434 -I should just book it myself. -No, Kristin. 1446 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:43,370 -That's not what we meant! -That's worse. 1447 01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:44,404 Fine. Fine. 1448 01:11:44,437 --> 01:11:47,675 -Paul, you're a grown-ass man! -(DANTE LAUGHS) 1449 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,977 -Figure it out yourself! -There you go. 1450 01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:51,813 Own your power. Brava. 1451 01:11:51,846 --> 01:11:54,015 -(ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN) -So, take him to the airport! 1452 01:11:56,851 --> 01:11:58,853 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1453 01:12:00,788 --> 01:12:02,123 You've been stress 1454 01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:04,692 -grape gathering all night. -(SIGHS) 1455 01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:08,495 Stop worrying about your imbecile husband. 1456 01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:11,666 He'll find his way home. Or he won't. 1457 01:12:11,699 --> 01:12:15,036 No, it's just that, you know, Paul hurt me so much 1458 01:12:15,069 --> 01:12:16,571 over the years with all the lying. 1459 01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:18,806 And I don't wanna do that to Lorenzo. 1460 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,642 But you can't tell Lorenzo about this part of your life. 1461 01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:23,811 I know. I know. 1462 01:12:23,845 --> 01:12:26,113 But what if it wasn't part of my life? 1463 01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:29,482 What are you saying? 1464 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:31,619 I'm saying... 1465 01:12:32,419 --> 01:12:33,654 I want out. 1466 01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:38,025 But the family heads are meeting today. 1467 01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:39,994 I'm not allowed at the table, 1468 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:42,495 but you and Fabrizio have to be there. 1469 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:43,564 Okay, perfect. 1470 01:12:43,598 --> 01:12:45,733 Well, that's where I'll announce my resignation. 1471 01:12:45,766 --> 01:12:47,702 But you can't just leave. 1472 01:12:49,003 --> 01:12:50,171 Actually, yes, I can. 1473 01:12:50,204 --> 01:12:52,607 You said, once I made peace, remember? 1474 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:53,774 (LAUGHS) 1475 01:12:53,808 --> 01:12:55,877 -You believed me. -(SCOFFS) 1476 01:12:55,910 --> 01:12:59,146 I knew you wouldn't go back to your old sad life. 1477 01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:05,586 Besides, that was before you created all this beauty. 1478 01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:08,689 The pharmacy business. Helping people. 1479 01:13:08,723 --> 01:13:12,760 I know. I just wanna give Lorenzo a chance. 1480 01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:15,730 So, you're willing to give up all of this 1481 01:13:15,763 --> 01:13:18,032 for a man you barely know? 1482 01:13:18,065 --> 01:13:20,768 What? We've been dating for months! 1483 01:13:20,801 --> 01:13:22,870 Have you farted in front of him? 1484 01:13:24,071 --> 01:13:26,207 Well, like a tiny little... (IMITATES FART) 1485 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,675 (LAUGHS) 1486 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:29,010 He didn't hear it. But, you know, 1487 01:13:29,043 --> 01:13:30,678 he did fart in front of me once. 1488 01:13:31,579 --> 01:13:33,014 But, really, 1489 01:13:33,047 --> 01:13:34,782 I've made up my mind. 1490 01:13:36,884 --> 01:13:38,185 Fine. 1491 01:13:38,219 --> 01:13:41,722 I just hope this is what you want. 1492 01:13:41,756 --> 01:13:46,560 Never let a man dictate who you are or what you can do. 1493 01:13:58,906 --> 01:14:01,776 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1494 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,848 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1495 01:14:44,285 --> 01:14:45,586 MAMMONE: (IN ENGLISH) Thank you all 1496 01:14:45,619 --> 01:14:46,754 for joining us today. 1497 01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:48,155 We called this meeting 1498 01:14:48,189 --> 01:14:51,158 to discuss your pharmaceutical business. 1499 01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:52,860 Yes. 1500 01:14:52,893 --> 01:14:55,830 Hello, everyone. I'm Donna Balbano. 1501 01:14:55,863 --> 01:14:57,064 And I brought a little something special 1502 01:14:57,098 --> 01:14:58,132 -for everybody today. -(SNAPS FINGERS) 1503 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,601 (CASE UNLOCKING) 1504 01:15:02,003 --> 01:15:05,006 Ta-da! I made muffins. (LAUGHS) 1505 01:15:05,039 --> 01:15:06,607 I know you may not wanna eat them 1506 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,842 because of the whole poison thing, 1507 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:10,177 but please remember, we are at peace. 1508 01:15:11,012 --> 01:15:13,114 See? Mmm. 1509 01:15:13,147 --> 01:15:15,082 Poison-free muffins. (GIGGLES) 1510 01:15:15,116 --> 01:15:16,584 I just thought it would be really nice 1511 01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:18,619 -to break bread together. -Kristin! 1512 01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:20,187 -My bananas were going bad... -Enough! 1513 01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:22,089 And I needed to use them. 1514 01:15:24,825 --> 01:15:27,895 Your business is causing quite the problem for us. 1515 01:15:27,928 --> 01:15:29,997 I deal with pharmaceuticals, Mammone. 1516 01:15:30,031 --> 01:15:32,299 I'm not touching electronics, or your cars. 1517 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:34,835 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1518 01:15:34,869 --> 01:15:37,104 But all of our business 1519 01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:39,306 has to pass by the inspectors. 1520 01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:42,576 And the inspectors are on your payroll. 1521 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:43,711 (YELLING IN ITALIAN) 1522 01:15:43,744 --> 01:15:46,714 Hey, listen, listen. I could talk to the inspectors. 1523 01:15:46,747 --> 01:15:49,216 I have a great rapport with them. 1524 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:52,720 The damage is done. We are losing a lot of money. 1525 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:59,360 You must pay a percentage of your business. 1526 01:15:59,393 --> 01:16:01,829 Actually, now is really not the best time. 1527 01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:04,198 I was hoping we can keep all this beautiful peace 1528 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:05,199 that we've been enjoying. 1529 01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:08,335 You know, I'm alive. You guys are all alive. 1530 01:16:08,369 --> 01:16:12,006 In fact, these muffins are kind of a parting gift. 1531 01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:14,075 I'm planning on stepping down shortly. 1532 01:16:14,108 --> 01:16:15,076 (MEN MURMURING IN ITALIAN) 1533 01:16:15,109 --> 01:16:17,912 Oh, I'll be leaving you in very good hands. 1534 01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:20,648 Bianca will be taking over 1535 01:16:20,681 --> 01:16:22,716 as the new boss of the Balbano family. 1536 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:23,884 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1537 01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:25,119 Your secretary? 1538 01:16:25,152 --> 01:16:26,821 She is so much more than a secretary. 1539 01:16:26,854 --> 01:16:28,189 -(ALL LAUGHING) -You have no idea. 1540 01:16:28,222 --> 01:16:29,256 Nice joke. 1541 01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:34,929 You think you can fuck us all over 1542 01:16:34,962 --> 01:16:36,330 and leave? 1543 01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:37,398 No. 1544 01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:38,799 It doesn't work like that. 1545 01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:41,735 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1546 01:16:41,769 --> 01:16:45,306 Let's all calm down. I'm not fucking anybody over. 1547 01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:47,675 (IN ITALIAN) 1548 01:16:49,076 --> 01:16:51,812 (IN ENGLISH) Lorenzo? Oh, my God, you're a cop? 1549 01:16:51,846 --> 01:16:53,681 Not fucking us over, eh? 1550 01:16:53,714 --> 01:16:56,717 (IN ITALIAN) 1551 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,085 (FEMALE OFFICER SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1552 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,123 (IN ENGLISH) Weapons down, motherfuckers! 1553 01:17:02,156 --> 01:17:03,357 Aunt Esmeralda? 1554 01:17:05,726 --> 01:17:07,261 (LORENZO SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1555 01:17:14,101 --> 01:17:15,136 -(GROANS) -Oh, my... 1556 01:17:16,303 --> 01:17:17,304 (SCREAMING) 1557 01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:20,708 (SCATTERED GUNSHOTS) 1558 01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:22,643 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1559 01:17:25,246 --> 01:17:27,148 -(BOTH SCREAMING) -DANTE: Kristin! Kristin! 1560 01:17:29,116 --> 01:17:31,385 (KRISTIN SCREAMING) 1561 01:17:31,418 --> 01:17:33,921 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1562 01:17:40,427 --> 01:17:42,263 Kristin. Kristin! 1563 01:17:44,064 --> 01:17:45,733 -Let's go! -Okay. 1564 01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:48,769 Stay low. 1565 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,137 (SCREAMS) 1566 01:17:51,739 --> 01:17:53,841 (GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING) 1567 01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:56,877 (GUNSHOTS) 1568 01:18:04,151 --> 01:18:06,487 So, you were just using me this whole entire time? 1569 01:18:06,521 --> 01:18:08,122 My parents were gunned down 1570 01:18:08,155 --> 01:18:10,291 by the Mafia right in front of me! 1571 01:18:10,324 --> 01:18:14,261 At my soccer game. After I missed a goal. 1572 01:18:17,532 --> 01:18:19,033 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1573 01:18:20,401 --> 01:18:21,835 (ALDO AND DANTE YELLING) 1574 01:18:22,436 --> 01:18:24,004 Uzi. 1575 01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:25,172 (ALDO AND DANTE REPEATING) 1576 01:18:33,814 --> 01:18:34,848 (GASPS) 1577 01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:36,150 I was assigned to this case... 1578 01:18:36,183 --> 01:18:37,218 So I'm just a case? 1579 01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:40,054 What about your marriage, and your ex, that's lies? 1580 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:41,855 Mostly. 1581 01:18:41,889 --> 01:18:42,990 And who the fuck is Esmeralda? 1582 01:18:43,023 --> 01:18:45,359 You mean Maria? She's my boss. 1583 01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:47,161 (GASPS) And who are you? 1584 01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:49,129 -I am Rodolfo. -Rodolfo? 1585 01:18:51,065 --> 01:18:52,433 Yes, but you can call me Rudy. 1586 01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:54,435 Rudy? I'm not calling you anything. 1587 01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:56,303 (ESMERALDA YELLING IN ITALIAN) 1588 01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:01,543 (CRIES OUT IN PAIN) 1589 01:19:01,576 --> 01:19:03,010 Mama! 1590 01:19:04,144 --> 01:19:05,212 (CRYING) 1591 01:19:06,146 --> 01:19:08,349 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1592 01:19:08,382 --> 01:19:11,418 Oh, my God. Are you even a pasta maker? 1593 01:19:11,452 --> 01:19:12,953 We were gonna run away together. 1594 01:19:12,987 --> 01:19:14,154 We were gonna open a restaurant. 1595 01:19:14,188 --> 01:19:15,222 I was gonna make the wine, you were gonna make the food. 1596 01:19:15,256 --> 01:19:17,391 I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. 1597 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:18,892 It was gonna be heaven! 1598 01:19:19,326 --> 01:19:20,461 How fat? 1599 01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,096 (GASPS) 1600 01:19:22,129 --> 01:19:23,130 (IN ENGLISH) All clear! 1601 01:19:24,198 --> 01:19:25,199 Get away from me. 1602 01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:27,502 Please. No, no, Kristin, please. (GROANS) Kristin. 1603 01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,970 No, I am not talking to you. We are done. 1604 01:19:30,004 --> 01:19:32,106 Uh, no, Kristin. 1605 01:19:32,139 --> 01:19:33,340 I'm arresting you. 1606 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:35,843 I'm sorry. 1607 01:19:44,018 --> 01:19:45,352 I'm so sorry for this. 1608 01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:47,921 (GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING) 1609 01:19:49,624 --> 01:19:50,824 Come on. 1610 01:19:53,894 --> 01:19:54,995 (DANTE AND ALDO SPITTING) 1611 01:19:57,498 --> 01:19:59,133 I... 1612 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,503 (MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1613 01:20:07,509 --> 01:20:09,611 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -You... 1614 01:20:09,644 --> 01:20:11,478 have a finger in your hair. 1615 01:20:12,313 --> 01:20:13,414 (GASPS) 1616 01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:15,416 Stick it up your ass! 1617 01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,586 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1618 01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:20,220 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING) 1619 01:20:21,322 --> 01:20:22,389 WAITER: Ciao. 1620 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:24,559 KRISTIN: So... 1621 01:20:24,592 --> 01:20:26,493 This is your first trial, right? 1622 01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:28,563 -Mmm-hmm. -Oh, good for you. 1623 01:20:28,596 --> 01:20:30,197 (LAUGHS ANXIOUSLY) 1624 01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,066 JENNY: Wait. Wait. 1625 01:20:32,099 --> 01:20:33,434 -Excuse me. -KRISTIN: Oh, my God, Jenny! 1626 01:20:33,467 --> 01:20:35,102 -Kristin. -(EXCLAIMS) 1627 01:20:35,135 --> 01:20:38,038 -Don't say anything. -Thank you so much. 1628 01:20:38,072 --> 01:20:40,374 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my goodness. Hey! 1629 01:20:40,407 --> 01:20:42,510 Take your hands off of my client! 1630 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:46,113 -Give me that. Give... -(WOMAN WHIMPERS) 1631 01:20:46,146 --> 01:20:47,981 What are you, still in diapers? 1632 01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:50,084 Bianca called me. 1633 01:20:50,117 --> 01:20:52,219 You didn't think I was gonna let my best friend 1634 01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:54,355 rot in an Italian jail, did you? 1635 01:20:54,388 --> 01:20:56,890 I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No. 1636 01:20:56,924 --> 01:20:59,259 Oh, my God. How did they get out of jail? 1637 01:20:59,293 --> 01:21:00,894 Not enough evidence to charge them. 1638 01:21:00,928 --> 01:21:02,996 Right. And what about Bianca? Where is she? 1639 01:21:03,030 --> 01:21:04,231 It's better for you if she's not here. 1640 01:21:04,264 --> 01:21:05,366 Okay, got it. 1641 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:07,134 (GASPS) 1642 01:21:08,936 --> 01:21:10,337 -That Lorenzo? -Yeah. 1643 01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:12,873 (MOUTHING) Hi. 1644 01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:14,908 (ECHOES) Dick! 1645 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:19,213 (SIGHS) Such a good echo. 1646 01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:22,584 -(SINGING) What a dick! -(KRISTIN GIGGLES) 1647 01:21:22,617 --> 01:21:24,351 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 1648 01:21:28,455 --> 01:21:29,490 (JUDGE SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1649 01:21:30,725 --> 01:21:32,025 PROSECUTOR: Signora Giudice, 1650 01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:36,263 (IN ENGLISH) today I will show that Ms. Balbano has taken over 1651 01:21:36,296 --> 01:21:38,666 the criminal enterprise of her grandfather, 1652 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,167 Giuseppe Balbano. 1653 01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:42,202 Madame Judge, 1654 01:21:43,003 --> 01:21:44,606 Signora Giudice, 1655 01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:47,408 I will show you that my client simply came to Italy 1656 01:21:47,441 --> 01:21:48,710 to pay her respects and found 1657 01:21:48,743 --> 01:21:51,378 that she had inherited a vineyard. 1658 01:21:51,412 --> 01:21:54,281 Now, was my client seen in a room 1659 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:56,216 filled with questionable people? 1660 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:59,353 Sure. But only to tell them that she wanted no part of it. 1661 01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:00,454 (SCOFFS) 1662 01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:02,289 Giannina, 1663 01:22:02,322 --> 01:22:05,693 could you tell us your dealings with the Indagato. 1664 01:22:09,997 --> 01:22:13,434 Well, everyone else calls me "waitress," 1665 01:22:13,467 --> 01:22:14,569 cameriera, 1666 01:22:16,036 --> 01:22:17,371 but she calls me by my name. 1667 01:22:19,574 --> 01:22:22,242 She likes my bonsai tree. 1668 01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:25,345 She tells us we are her best vintners. 1669 01:22:25,379 --> 01:22:27,615 She makes us feel appreciated. 1670 01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:31,018 So, we repay our gratitude by being her bodyguards. 1671 01:22:31,051 --> 01:22:33,187 DANTE: We go with her at the meeting 1672 01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:35,222 because they want to hurt 1673 01:22:35,255 --> 01:22:36,758 -sweet woman. -(SIGHS) 1674 01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:40,127 They are very, very, very bad guys. 1675 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,197 Look what they did to the poor Dante. 1676 01:22:43,230 --> 01:22:47,034 How long was this undercover operation of yours? 1677 01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:50,370 Well, I've been investigating Giuseppe Balbano for years. 1678 01:22:50,404 --> 01:22:51,371 When I met the Indagato, 1679 01:22:51,405 --> 01:22:54,341 she'd just landed in Italy for the funeral... 1680 01:22:54,374 --> 01:22:55,743 And when did you start having 1681 01:22:55,777 --> 01:22:58,145 sexual relations with my client? 1682 01:22:58,178 --> 01:22:59,413 I ask the questions here! 1683 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:02,182 And when did you start 1684 01:23:02,216 --> 01:23:04,719 having sexual relations with the Indagato? 1685 01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,120 About... 1686 01:23:07,622 --> 01:23:08,656 one day after. 1687 01:23:10,157 --> 01:23:12,292 -But she was asking for it. -(JENNY GASPS) 1688 01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:15,095 Okay. I mean, not... I mean, not asking. 1689 01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:18,065 But she said this trip was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck." 1690 01:23:18,098 --> 01:23:20,602 The book is Eat, Pray, Love. 1691 01:23:20,635 --> 01:23:23,036 You took advantage of an innocent winemaker 1692 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,239 and sullied a literary masterpiece. 1693 01:23:25,773 --> 01:23:27,307 You gross. 1694 01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:29,644 I came to this country 1695 01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,814 at a time in my life 1696 01:23:32,847 --> 01:23:36,016 where I completely doubted myself. 1697 01:23:36,751 --> 01:23:37,719 Then when I arrived here, 1698 01:23:37,752 --> 01:23:41,188 I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. 1699 01:23:41,221 --> 01:23:43,023 It was shriveling 1700 01:23:43,558 --> 01:23:44,726 and dying... 1701 01:23:47,227 --> 01:23:48,295 much like me. 1702 01:23:49,162 --> 01:23:51,198 So, I nurtured it. 1703 01:23:51,231 --> 01:23:52,432 And I came to realize 1704 01:23:52,466 --> 01:23:55,837 that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. 1705 01:23:55,870 --> 01:24:00,340 I inherited an opportunity to fulfil my purpose. 1706 01:24:01,441 --> 01:24:02,476 So... 1707 01:24:03,578 --> 01:24:05,112 I inherited me. 1708 01:24:09,449 --> 01:24:10,450 Thank you. 1709 01:24:14,589 --> 01:24:16,456 I don't need to hear anything anymore. 1710 01:24:16,490 --> 01:24:18,593 I've made my decision. 1711 01:24:18,626 --> 01:24:20,695 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1712 01:24:20,728 --> 01:24:22,664 (IN ENGLISH) No grounds to proceed. 1713 01:24:22,697 --> 01:24:25,198 (CHEERING) 1714 01:24:30,738 --> 01:24:32,774 He's gonna give me a ride home. 1715 01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:37,244 Bravo! (CHUCKLES) 1716 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:39,681 (SIGHS) 1717 01:24:41,148 --> 01:24:42,382 Kristin? 1718 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:44,384 Kristin, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1719 01:24:46,386 --> 01:24:48,790 Congratulations. 1720 01:24:48,823 --> 01:24:52,594 Well, I just wanted you to know that it wasn't all lies. 1721 01:24:52,627 --> 01:24:54,662 I really did fall in love with you. 1722 01:24:56,598 --> 01:24:57,865 And I still love you. 1723 01:25:00,735 --> 01:25:01,869 (SIGHS) 1724 01:25:03,538 --> 01:25:05,773 I thought I was listening to my heart. 1725 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,508 But it turns out 1726 01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:10,410 I was just using another man to validate me. 1727 01:25:11,879 --> 01:25:14,716 And for the first time in my life... 1728 01:25:14,749 --> 01:25:16,884 (SIGHS) I honestly don't give a shit. 1729 01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:39,641 Oh, my God. Dante. Dante. 1730 01:25:39,674 --> 01:25:41,241 Oh, my God, those goddamn Romanos. 1731 01:25:41,274 --> 01:25:42,309 (ALDO EXCLAIMING) 1732 01:25:42,342 --> 01:25:43,611 Oh, he's losing a lot of blood. 1733 01:25:43,645 --> 01:25:45,312 (WHISPERING) Here, I've got this thing. 1734 01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:47,447 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to get him some help. 1735 01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:48,583 (MOBILE PHONE BUZZING) 1736 01:25:48,616 --> 01:25:49,383 -Oh, God, who is this? -(ALDO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1737 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:51,284 It's Bianca. She's in the winery. 1738 01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:53,453 Oh, my God, she's been shot, too. 1739 01:25:53,487 --> 01:25:57,859 Uh, uh, okay, you stay with Dante and I'll go to Bianca. 1740 01:25:57,892 --> 01:25:59,192 Wait, wait, wait. 1741 01:25:59,226 --> 01:26:01,629 -(COCKS GUN) -Just in case. 1742 01:26:05,232 --> 01:26:06,466 Bianca? 1743 01:26:06,501 --> 01:26:07,702 What? Nicky. 1744 01:26:07,735 --> 01:26:09,537 -Bianca is dead. -(KRISTIN GASPS) 1745 01:26:09,570 --> 01:26:10,905 DOMENICK: Mom. 1746 01:26:10,938 --> 01:26:13,340 FABRIZIO: I knew you'd come back 1747 01:26:13,373 --> 01:26:16,711 if your precious Bianca texted you. 1748 01:26:17,945 --> 01:26:19,246 Drop the gun. 1749 01:26:20,948 --> 01:26:23,216 And kick it to me. 1750 01:26:25,452 --> 01:26:26,453 Good girl. 1751 01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:28,890 KRISTIN: What are you guys doing here? 1752 01:26:28,923 --> 01:26:30,758 FABRIZIO: You can thank your husband for this. 1753 01:26:30,792 --> 01:26:32,694 He lured your son here to... 1754 01:26:32,727 --> 01:26:35,897 something about guilting you 1755 01:26:35,930 --> 01:26:37,865 into taking him back. 1756 01:26:37,899 --> 01:26:39,399 Look, I was worried about you, Mom. 1757 01:26:39,433 --> 01:26:41,468 -Oh, honey. -(MOCKINGLY) Honey. 1758 01:26:42,537 --> 01:26:43,705 What do you want? 1759 01:26:44,939 --> 01:26:47,008 Are you serious? 1760 01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:49,376 I want to be the head of the Balbano family! 1761 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:52,379 -(FIRES GUN) -I told everyone I'm leaving. 1762 01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:54,615 And leaving it all to fucking Bianca! 1763 01:26:56,617 --> 01:26:58,318 Hey! 1764 01:26:58,351 --> 01:27:00,387 Really, Paul? You're just gonna waddle out of here 1765 01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:01,522 and leave our son sitting there? 1766 01:27:01,556 --> 01:27:02,957 -(STRAINING) -Whoa, whoa! 1767 01:27:02,990 --> 01:27:04,826 No! 1768 01:27:04,859 --> 01:27:06,594 Don't you dare touch my kid! 1769 01:27:06,627 --> 01:27:08,428 (BOTH GROWLING) 1770 01:27:08,462 --> 01:27:10,263 (GROANING) 1771 01:27:11,364 --> 01:27:12,432 Mom, look out. 1772 01:27:13,801 --> 01:27:15,036 -(GUNSHOT) -(BULLET WHIZZES) 1773 01:27:15,069 --> 01:27:16,671 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 1774 01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:18,940 (GUNSHOT) 1775 01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:21,042 I've been shot. It burns. 1776 01:27:21,075 --> 01:27:23,010 You have terrible taste in men. 1777 01:27:23,778 --> 01:27:24,912 No shit. 1778 01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:26,514 Paul, untie our son 1779 01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:27,815 -and get the hell outta here! -Untie me. 1780 01:27:27,849 --> 01:27:29,817 Babe, this knot is impossible. 1781 01:27:29,851 --> 01:27:31,318 (GROANS) Hold on. 1782 01:27:31,886 --> 01:27:33,688 -(BITES) -(SCREAMS) 1783 01:27:35,455 --> 01:27:36,991 -Paul. Here, take this. -Yeah? Okay. 1784 01:27:37,024 --> 01:27:38,425 Keep it pointed at him, okay? 1785 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:39,727 Yeah, it's heavy. (CLEARS THROAT) 1786 01:27:41,929 --> 01:27:43,731 (GRUNTS) There. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1787 01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:44,899 Yeah. Are you? 1788 01:27:44,932 --> 01:27:46,366 Oh, God, I'm so happy to see you. 1789 01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:47,235 -I've missed you so much. -How are you? 1790 01:27:47,267 --> 01:27:50,071 Hey, hey, I loosened the knot, right? 1791 01:27:50,104 --> 01:27:51,672 You're a baby. 1792 01:27:51,706 --> 01:27:52,807 I'm not a baby, you're a baby. 1793 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,008 You're a big, fat, podgy baby. 1794 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,009 You're a big, stupid, blonde baby. 1795 01:27:55,042 --> 01:27:56,811 You're a baby with big poop in your diaper. 1796 01:27:56,844 --> 01:27:58,846 -Mom! -Don't move! 1797 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,982 (GASPS) Oh, my God, Bianca, you're alive! 1798 01:28:01,015 --> 01:28:02,850 Of course I am. 1799 01:28:02,884 --> 01:28:03,918 No, no, no... 1800 01:28:03,951 --> 01:28:05,620 Fabrizio is a terrible shot. 1801 01:28:06,654 --> 01:28:07,955 FABRIZIO: Wait, wait, wait. 1802 01:28:09,389 --> 01:28:10,490 I saw you die. 1803 01:28:10,525 --> 01:28:13,060 You saw me take a bullet like a woman. 1804 01:28:13,094 --> 01:28:15,696 But there is a fucking major artery right there. 1805 01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:17,364 Wrong leg, idiot. 1806 01:28:17,397 --> 01:28:18,766 -(YELLS IN ITALIAN) -(HOLLOW CLANGING) 1807 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,035 -BIANCA: High tension steel. -It's fucking cool, man. 1808 01:28:21,068 --> 01:28:22,469 (LAUGHS) 1809 01:28:23,403 --> 01:28:24,972 I did have to re-adjust it. 1810 01:28:25,006 --> 01:28:26,974 That's why it took me so long. Sorry. 1811 01:28:27,008 --> 01:28:28,509 Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're okay. 1812 01:28:28,543 --> 01:28:29,544 Grazie, amore. 1813 01:28:31,411 --> 01:28:32,647 (CRIES OUT) I'm hit again. 1814 01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:33,815 Dad, come on. 1815 01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:36,050 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1816 01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:40,688 (BULLETS WHIZZING) 1817 01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:42,990 (BIANCA CHUCKLES) 1818 01:28:43,024 --> 01:28:44,491 KRISTIN: Bianca, take care of my kid, okay? 1819 01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:45,960 Make a break for the door. 1820 01:28:45,993 --> 01:28:48,395 I'll cover. Now! 1821 01:28:48,428 --> 01:28:49,564 PAUL: Come on, Nicky. 1822 01:28:49,597 --> 01:28:50,631 -Come on. Come on. -(GUNSHOTS) 1823 01:28:50,665 --> 01:28:51,666 Go, go. 1824 01:28:52,767 --> 01:28:54,401 -Help me, Nicky. -Come on. 1825 01:29:19,927 --> 01:29:21,729 (LOUD METALLIC CLATTER) 1826 01:29:24,165 --> 01:29:25,432 FABRIZIO: Drop it. 1827 01:29:26,968 --> 01:29:29,103 (GUN CLATTERS) 1828 01:29:29,136 --> 01:29:32,907 You think you can just come here and take over? 1829 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:35,543 This is mine! All of it! 1830 01:29:35,576 --> 01:29:36,777 I earned it! 1831 01:29:36,811 --> 01:29:39,947 Uh, you didn't earn anything. 1832 01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:41,616 I'm the one who had to come over here 1833 01:29:41,649 --> 01:29:43,050 and clean your mess up. 1834 01:29:43,084 --> 01:29:44,118 Oh, please. 1835 01:29:44,151 --> 01:29:46,721 Oh, yeah. I am the one who made this 1836 01:29:46,754 --> 01:29:49,690 awful wine fucking delicious. 1837 01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:51,559 Yeah, me. This. 1838 01:29:51,592 --> 01:29:53,661 I have done more for this family 1839 01:29:53,694 --> 01:29:55,029 in the last three months 1840 01:29:55,062 --> 01:29:57,131 than you have your entire life. 1841 01:29:57,164 --> 01:30:00,635 And yet you feel entitled to be the boss? 1842 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,637 (SCREAMING) 1843 01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:06,874 (BOTH CURSING IN ITALIAN) 1844 01:30:06,908 --> 01:30:07,909 (GROWLS ANGRILY) 1845 01:30:09,210 --> 01:30:10,544 (FABRIZIO SCREAMS) 1846 01:30:10,578 --> 01:30:12,479 Oh, my God. Uh... 1847 01:30:12,513 --> 01:30:13,981 Oops. Are you, uh... 1848 01:30:14,015 --> 01:30:15,616 I guess it's a little rusty, huh? 1849 01:30:15,650 --> 01:30:16,851 I should get this fixed. 1850 01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:18,552 Help me! 1851 01:30:18,586 --> 01:30:20,721 Please. Please, cousin. 1852 01:30:24,992 --> 01:30:26,027 (CREAKING) 1853 01:30:31,032 --> 01:30:32,600 (BOTH STRAINING) 1854 01:30:38,539 --> 01:30:39,540 Say it. 1855 01:30:40,174 --> 01:30:41,509 What? 1856 01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:43,210 Say I'm the boss. 1857 01:30:47,114 --> 01:30:48,749 Never! 1858 01:30:48,783 --> 01:30:51,686 Then, as the boss, I'm gonna have to let you go. 1859 01:30:51,719 --> 01:30:53,554 (LAUGHS) 1860 01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:54,889 I've always wanted to say that. 1861 01:30:58,192 --> 01:31:00,528 You can't do it, can you? 1862 01:31:03,164 --> 01:31:05,733 Hey. Hey, stop! No! 1863 01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:07,168 No! 1864 01:31:09,036 --> 01:31:11,505 -(FABRIZIO SCREAMING) -(BONES CRUNCHING) 1865 01:31:13,941 --> 01:31:15,776 -(MACHINE GROANING) -(ALARM BLARING) 1866 01:31:17,278 --> 01:31:19,747 (SHUDDERS, GAGS) 1867 01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:22,216 (GASPS) 1868 01:31:22,249 --> 01:31:24,051 (BREATHING STEADILY) 1869 01:31:24,085 --> 01:31:25,219 (MACHINE STOPS) 1870 01:31:26,754 --> 01:31:28,823 (SOBS AND SIGHS) 1871 01:31:29,790 --> 01:31:31,859 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1872 01:31:51,579 --> 01:31:55,683 KRISTIN: Okay. Introducing the newest Balbano rose. 1873 01:31:55,716 --> 01:31:57,885 It's called Little Pinky. 1874 01:31:57,918 --> 01:31:59,653 -KRISTIN: Salute. -GROUP: Salute. 1875 01:31:59,687 --> 01:32:00,888 KRISTIN: Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES) 1876 01:32:02,256 --> 01:32:03,624 (ALL MOANING IN DELIGHT) 1877 01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:07,561 That is crisp. 1878 01:32:07,595 --> 01:32:08,462 You know, this Balbano wine's 1879 01:32:08,496 --> 01:32:10,765 gonna get me into some serious trouble. 1880 01:32:11,332 --> 01:32:12,433 Blackout Jenny is coming. 1881 01:32:12,466 --> 01:32:14,702 All right, all right, sweetie, you should get going. 1882 01:32:14,735 --> 01:32:15,970 Heard you got shot. 1883 01:32:16,704 --> 01:32:17,938 Yeah, I got shot, too. 1884 01:32:18,973 --> 01:32:22,176 -I got, like, five stitches. -Oh. 1885 01:32:23,377 --> 01:32:24,578 How about you? 1886 01:32:25,746 --> 01:32:26,914 Twenty-seven stitches. 1887 01:32:26,947 --> 01:32:29,016 And they left the bullet in my spleen. 1888 01:32:29,050 --> 01:32:32,053 -You wanna touch it? -No. Put it away. 1889 01:32:32,086 --> 01:32:33,154 Oh. 1890 01:32:34,855 --> 01:32:36,991 -I wanna touch it. -Mmm. 1891 01:32:38,659 --> 01:32:39,693 Now, come. Show me around. 1892 01:32:39,727 --> 01:32:43,297 You know, I never realized what a badass you are. 1893 01:32:43,330 --> 01:32:46,033 -You know, neither did I. -(BOTH LAUGH) 1894 01:32:48,903 --> 01:32:51,739 Domenick, there's something I need to tell you. 1895 01:32:53,707 --> 01:32:56,210 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1896 01:32:56,243 --> 01:32:59,680 Are you okay? I know it's a lot to take in. 1897 01:32:59,713 --> 01:33:01,916 I was just held hostage... 1898 01:33:01,949 --> 01:33:04,151 -at gunpoint. -(SIGHS) 1899 01:33:04,185 --> 01:33:06,120 Divorce is fine. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1900 01:33:06,153 --> 01:33:08,189 Come here. I hate saying goodbye to you. 1901 01:33:08,222 --> 01:33:09,090 I'm gonna miss you. 1902 01:33:09,123 --> 01:33:11,192 Yeah, but I'll see you next week, Mom. 1903 01:33:11,792 --> 01:33:13,127 Uh, yeah. 1904 01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,262 -Love you. -Actually, um... 1905 01:33:17,364 --> 01:33:20,034 I've been thinking about it, and... 1906 01:33:21,402 --> 01:33:23,771 -I'm gonna stay here. -Seriously? 1907 01:33:23,804 --> 01:33:25,840 Yeah. Balbano Wine's really taking off. 1908 01:33:25,873 --> 01:33:27,775 And for the first time in my life, 1909 01:33:27,808 --> 01:33:29,310 I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. 1910 01:33:29,343 --> 01:33:30,978 Yeah, but are you sure it's safe here? 1911 01:33:31,011 --> 01:33:34,181 Aren't there a lot of people who, like, wanna hurt you? 1912 01:33:34,215 --> 01:33:36,016 No, that's not a problem any more. 1913 01:33:36,050 --> 01:33:37,885 (MEN CHATTERING) 1914 01:33:37,918 --> 01:33:39,053 PRISON GUARD: Hey, Mammone. 1915 01:33:44,191 --> 01:33:45,126 (LAUGHS) 1916 01:33:45,159 --> 01:33:48,162 MAMMONE: "Don't fuck with me or you're next." 1917 01:33:54,335 --> 01:33:55,369 (GASPS) 1918 01:33:57,805 --> 01:33:58,873 MAMMONE: (SOFTLY) Fabrizio. 1919 01:34:02,343 --> 01:34:04,278 (IN ITALIAN) 1920 01:34:04,311 --> 01:34:06,147 (IN ENGLISH) But you're not like, 1921 01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:07,214 you know... 1922 01:34:08,115 --> 01:34:09,717 in the Mafia, right? 1923 01:34:10,818 --> 01:34:13,020 I make wine. That's all. 1924 01:34:14,321 --> 01:34:15,956 -A vintner? -Yeah. 1925 01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:17,191 I wanna stay here 1926 01:34:17,224 --> 01:34:18,826 -and be a vintner with you. -No. 1927 01:34:20,494 --> 01:34:22,429 -Call me. -(SIGHS) 1928 01:34:28,202 --> 01:34:31,105 (DANTE SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1929 01:34:31,138 --> 01:34:33,174 (IN ENGLISH) Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you. 1930 01:34:33,207 --> 01:34:34,909 Grazie, Donna Balbano. 1931 01:34:36,043 --> 01:34:38,379 (KRISTIN IN ITALIAN) 1932 01:34:45,352 --> 01:34:46,720 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, shit. 1933 01:34:46,754 --> 01:34:48,956 Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait. 1934 01:34:51,225 --> 01:34:53,093 I made you some trail mix for the flight. 1935 01:34:53,127 --> 01:34:54,728 And don't forget to put on your sweater, okay. 1936 01:34:54,762 --> 01:34:55,796 It gets chilly on the plane. 1937 01:34:56,931 --> 01:34:58,766 -I love you. -You, too. 1938 01:35:01,402 --> 01:35:03,404 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1939 01:37:10,431 --> 01:37:13,967 (TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 134619