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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}25.000 {58}{82}Eng subs ripped by|-=McLane=- {88}{138}Original sub just corrected by...|Pacman {786}{902}I can hear {904}{1018}Church bells tolling {1018}{1128}I can hear {1130}{1240}Saints a-singing {1240}{1326}I can see {1330}{1426}See hearse wheels rollin' {1430}{1548}Somebody's leavin' {1548}{1675}The world of toil and strife {1676}{1886}I realize...|that surely and eventually {1888}{1976}We're gonna leave {1980}{2090}This old world behind,|yes, we are {2090}{2166}That's why I'm makin' {2166}{2278}Oh, yes, I am,|making preparations {2282}{2358}He-e-e-ey...|to meet the Lord {2358}{2396}To meet {2396}{2422}He-e-e-ey {2426}{2492}The Lord {2494}{2600}A woman came up to me one day... {2602}{2644}Thanks, Darrin. {2646}{2680}You're welcome. {2740}{2816}She said I'm not ready... {2820}{2912}I'm not ready to give up|my wicked ways... {2914}{2954}You want to be|my girlfriend? {2954}{3054}Sorry, but I want to marry|Michael Jackson. {3128}{3226}Darrin, Lilly,|get in there and sit down. {3303}{3388}...he gives me a hard time {3392}{3424}Yeah, yeah {3428}{3484}I told that woman {3488}{3616}I told that woman how|could you hold out any longer {3616}{3822}When you see that Jesus...|Jesus, he loves you so? {3826}{3919}Then I heard her say,|I'm gettin' ready {3919}{4022}Yeah, gettin' ready {4022}{4100}I'm gettin' ready|to meet the Lord {4104}{4134}To meet {4136}{4194}Oh, yes, I am {4194}{4232}The Lord {4236}{4268}Gonna holler and testify {4268}{4314}I'm gettin' ready {4316}{4340}Gettin' ready {4344}{4362}Gettin' ready {4364}{4396}Gettin' ready {4398}{4420}Oh, yes, I am {4422}{4448}Gettin' ready {4448}{4474}Yes, I am {4478}{4502}Gettin' ready {4502}{4534}Oh, yeah,|I'm gettin' ready {4538}{4562}Gettin' ready {4564}{4586}Every day of my life {4588}{4612}Gettin' ready {4614}{4638}I'm gettin' ready {4640}{4674}Gettin' ready {4676}{4698}Oh, yes, I am. {4700}{4724}Gettin' ready {4724}{4750}I'm packin' up now {4750}{4778}Gettin' ready {4780}{4802}I'm gettin' ready {4804}{4826}Gettin' ready {4828}{4854}Are you ready? {4856}{4880}Gettin' ready {4882}{4908}Are you ready? {4912}{4936}Gettin' ready {4936}{4960}Are you gettin' ready? {4960}{4984}Gettin' ready {4984}{5008}I'm gettin' ready {5008}{5044}Gettin' ready {5044}{5068}I'm gettin' ready {5068}{5094}Gettin' ready {5096}{5142}Oh, yes, I am {5144}{5194}To meet the Lord {5196}{5230}- To meet|- Yeah {5232}{5276}Yeah, yeah {5276}{5310}The Lord {5312}{5350}To meet the Lord. {5376}{5424}Oh, I'm looking for that stone {5424}{5454}That stone, that {5456}{5496}Flew down the mountain {5498}{5564}I'm looking for that stone|that came... {5564}{5606}Oh, alleluia {5610}{5670}I'm looking for that stone,|yes, I am {5672}{5712}Flew down the mountain {5714}{5750}And it's coming|all the way down {5750}{5794}- Yes, it is|- Coming down {5796}{5918}Coming down... to the|demon town, yeah, girl {5920}{5996}We're near it,|the 21st Century {5996}{6100}Oh, yeah, and the Lord|could come at any time {6102}{6124}At any time {6126}{6172}- In a second|- A second {6172}{6202}- In a moment|- A moment {6204}{6234}In a twinkle of an eye {6238}{6286}Eye {6288}{6370}Going to my home up,|up in the sky {6370}{6450}Oh, I'm looking|for that stone, yes, I am {6454}{6494}Hewn off the mountain {6496}{6554}I'm looking for that stone {6554}{6596}Rolling down to earth {6600}{6666}I've got to find my stone,|yes, I have {6668}{6696}Hewn off the mountain {6698}{6732}And it's coming down {6734}{6756}Down {6757}{6792}All the way down {6792}{6825}All the way down {6828}{6858}All the way down {6861}{6906}To redeem a dying world {6908}{6938}Oh, that stone {6938}{6980}Oh, that stone, oh, that stone {6980}{7036}I love that stone, yes, sir {7038}{7094}That Jesus called a stone {7096}{7146}- That healed the stone|- Rejected that stone {7148}{7204}- That stone|- That stone {7204}{7266}I love that stone, yeah,|I love that stone {7268}{7350}{Y:i}- Well...*|- I love that stone {7352}{7393}I found that stone that was... {7396}{7438}Hewn off the mountain {7440}{7512}I found that stone, yes, I did {7516}{7572}Rolling down the mountain {7575}{7616}Said I love my stone {7616}{7674}- Whoa!|- Hewn off the mountain {7675}{7726}And it's coming|all the way down {7729}{7771}- All the way down|- Coming all down {7771}{7826}- To redeem a dying world|- To redeem... {7830}{7870}Yes, it is {7872}{7918}...a dying world {7918}{7989}- A dying world.|- World! {7993}{8016}Bless you. {8054}{8094}Oh, my goodness,|there she goes again. {8096}{8120}Wouldn't be a normal Sunday {8121}{8162}if Faye didn't get|slain in the spirit. {8164}{8212}Uh-huh. {8216}{8236}Oh, Maryann. {8240}{8260}Pastor. {8264}{8312}This boy is growing like a weed. {8314}{8368}You must be feeding|him fertilizer. {8372}{8424}And his teachers say|he's the smartest in his class. {8424}{8450}There she is. {8452}{8474}Hold her, Reverend. {8476}{8522}The nerve. {8524}{8558}Standing in the house of God {8560}{8616}and all the while|singing the devil's music. {8616}{8654}Paulina, what's this all about? {8654}{8712}I found this down|at Robinson's store. {8714}{8740}It's Maryann, {8742}{8788}singing that R&B sex music. {8790}{8820}Oh. Oh, uh, uh, {8822}{8898}uh, Maryann. Maryann! {8902}{8946}What you got to say|about all this? {8948}{9008}I finally got my chance|to become a singer. {9012}{9060}I didn't think|anything was wrong. {9062}{9114}Reverend, the church bylaws|clearly state {9116}{9176}that no member shall partake|of fornication, {9180}{9204}Amen. {9206}{9228}Gambling. {9230}{9252}Amen. {9254}{9294}And drinking, which|is all going on down {9296}{9338}at that juke joint|where she sings. {9340}{9406}Just take a look at this. {9406}{9458}"Do it to me again." {9460}{9494}My, my, my, my, my. {9494}{9530}Now, we all know|what "it" means. {9530}{9558}Paulina. {9560}{9618}I'm surprised you'd|even remember what "it" is. {9620}{9662}And besides, {9664}{9712}what were you doing|down at the record store {9714}{9754}Iooking through|"the devil's music"? {9756}{9810}I got the Lord on my|side with this one. {9812}{9846}Paulina, you need to hush. {9848}{9872}Tell her, honey. {9874}{9896}Because this girl {9898}{9948}ain't doing nothing|to hurt nobody. {9952}{9980}Amen, sister Sally. {9982}{10048}Need I remind you|of the church motto? {10050}{10088}Tell her, sister! {10090}{10202}"Beware of brief delight|and lasting shame." {10206}{10256}That must be them kids|on that organ again. {10258}{10284}I'm-I'm gonna go. {10284}{10310}Stop stalling, Paul. {10314}{10342}You know the church rules. {10346}{10390}- You're supposed to handle this.|- Paulina, {10390}{10428}I'm the pastor here.|Leave it to me, please? {10430}{10490}You do your job, boy,|or I'm going to go and get Mama. {10494}{10514}Now, you know you're supposed {10518}{10540}to call me "reverend"|around here. {10544}{10570}I'm going to handle this|my way, okay? {10572}{10622}Now, Maryann. {10624}{10660}It's like this. {10726}{10752}It's like she says. {10788}{10852}You stop singing|that secular music, {10856}{10944}or you're going to have|to leave the choir. {10944}{10982}I'm sorry. {10984}{11026}It's your pick. {11028}{11080}Make up your mind, child. {11130}{11182}Think about what|you're doing, sister. {11598}{11676}Wave good-bye to Aunt Sally. {12070}{12098}Darrin, here's that {12100}{12126}market research you wanted, {12128}{12162}and I know you're real busy, {12164}{12200}but there's something|you should know. {12202}{12264}Yes... I'm going|to blow them away. {12268}{12294}I'm a player. {12296}{12322}I'm in the zone. {12324}{12366}Corner office, huge window. {12368}{12412}Take care of these|credit card bills for me. {12414}{12438}All right. {12440}{12498}Use this one|to pay off this one, okay? {12500}{12538}- Okay.|- And, uh, do a balance transfer {12538}{12586}from... oh, excuse me...|from here to here {12586}{12624}for that one, all right, {12626}{12682}and cover this one|with that one. {12684}{12726}So, what were you|trying to say earlier? {12728}{12813}There's a private investigator|over there looking for you. {12813}{12846}Why? {12848}{12884}Who's trying to find me? {12922}{12964}I'm double checking...|is Darrin Hill around? {12968}{13004}What did he say?|Did you tell him anything? {13004}{13027}Does he know what I look like? {13030}{13063}No. Chill. {13066}{13102}I told him you're not in, {13104}{13156}- so he's leaving a message.|- Uh, tell him I'm out of town. {13160}{13184}I did. {13184}{13224}Good. {13226}{13282}Time to climb|the corporate ladder. {13312}{13362}By our projections, {13366}{13432}this plan will increase|the market shares {13432}{13522}of Lincoln & Gerald Liquors|by a whopping eight percent {13524}{13570}in as little as two years. {13572}{13620}We were hoping to see|faster growth. {13622}{13658}We can give them|double digit growth. {13694}{13740}As I said, it is {13740}{13800}the company position that|eight percent growth should be {13802}{13826}the goal. {13828}{13876}- Now...|- lf there's a different opinion {13878}{13928}that'll lead to better growth,|we want to hear it. {14096}{14150}Now let me ask you {14152}{14218}which demographic consumes|the most malt liquor? {14294}{14324}Go ahead, you can say it. {14326}{14374}Black people. {14374}{14405}There you go. {14409}{14445}Very good. {14446}{14488}However, I noticed|in your company report {14490}{14536}that you don't have|a malt liquor division. {14538}{14572}I noticed that, too. {14574}{14610}I propose {14612}{14660}a new ad campaign|for a malt liquor division {14662}{14737}that maximizes exposure|in the African-American market. {14737}{14788}Place positive images|of your product {14790}{14827}in areas|where black people live. {14827}{14876}By tapping into|the buying power {14878}{14914}of this consumer base, {14914}{14972}you'll pass single-digit growth|faster than a pro athlete {14974}{15023}can get his criminal charges|dropped. {15068}{15163}That, my friends,|is not thinking outside the box. {15166}{15212}That's realizing|there is no box. {15212}{15276}Now, those are the kind of ideas|we hired this company for. {15278}{15324}Where have you been hiding|this one, Fairchild? {15326}{15360}He's one|of our junior executives. {15362}{15400}This man needs to be|on the team. {15404}{15473}I mean, he was a junior|executive... before today. {15473}{15526}Congratulations.|You've just been promoted. {15528}{15552}Thank you, sir. {15554}{15592}Where'd you learn|that kind of thinking? {15592}{15636}- Yale.|- Oh, I'm a Princeton man myself, {15638}{15684}but I see we let one get away. {15737}{15768}Okay, well, we better leave {15770}{15832}and let them get started|on this interesting idea. {15990}{16026}Well, I guess I'll be giving you {16026}{16066}a corner office with a view. {16068}{16104}Thank you, sir. {16104}{16130}Cigar? {16444}{16502}Well, this is France's finest. {16504}{16602}I first encountered it|growing up in Monte Carlo. {16602}{16646}Please, you're a New York boy|if I ever saw one. {16648}{16696}No, I lived there|until I was 17. {16696}{16790}Wow, I have never met a brother|who grew up in Europe before. {16790}{16846}Actually, I was born|in South America. {16850}{16876}Where? {17014}{17056}Hom� Vid�o. {17056}{17082}That's in Peru, right? {17084}{17130}Venezuela.|My father was in oil. {17132}{17180}You sound so American. {17182}{17242}Well, I went to prep school|here... at Andover. {17242}{17278}Money was no object. {17280}{17328}- Cool.|- Mr. Hill, {17332}{17390}I'm afraid your credit card|has been declined. {17468}{17564}R-Right, that was, uh,|not activated yet. {17566}{17678}Okay. Uh... try this one. {17732}{17780}Darrin, Mr. Fairchild|wants to see you {17782}{17820}first thing in the morning. {17822}{17860}Great. {17864}{17892}Great, great, great. {17894}{17926}As you can see,|there is nothing {17926}{17984}in my refrigerator but water, {17986}{18016}water and wine. {18020}{18046}This is the dining room. {18048}{18076}We don't spend a lot of time {18080}{18156}in here so it looks|very nice and well-set. {18158}{18192}Like this chandelier... {18194}{18228}it's not just|a normal chandelier. {18230}{18268}It's just kind of funky and fun. {18302}{18370}You wanted to see me, sir? {18372}{18434}Darrin. {18474}{18562}What I have to say|is very difficult. {18564}{18616}We have a, uh... situation. {18618}{18678}A situation that involves|deception, {18680}{18712}a lack of candor, {18712}{18740}and an unbridled passion {18744}{18784}to get what one wants|at any cost. {18786}{18834}I think you know|what I'm referring to. {18836}{18880}Of course, sir, company policy. {18882}{18908}No, no, no... {18908}{18944}well, yes, of course it is, {18948}{19006}but in this case|it's something more personal. {19034}{19074}Darrin, you're fired. {19158}{19182}Fired? {19184}{19218}But why? {19218}{19282}A representative|of Lincoln & Gerald {19286}{19370}has an annoying habit|of checking up on things. {19372}{19474}It seems that you were|thrown out of Yale {19476}{19504}when it was discovered {19506}{19576}you faked your high school|diploma from Andover. {19578}{19618}How long did you think|it would take {19618}{19666}before your deception|caught up with you? {19668}{19728}But, sir,|I've been doing such good work. {19728}{19758}Mr. Hill, {19760}{19824}we cannot be represented|by people who tell lies. {19826}{19870}We're in advertising. {19872}{19920}You obtained this job|under false pretenses, {19922}{19980}and now you've caused the firm|great embarrassment {19982}{20016}in front of important clients. {20018}{20064}I'm sorry.|I have to let you go. {20066}{20106}You're good, you're smart, {20108}{20168}but you broke|the Eleventh Commandment... {20170}{20208}"Thou shalt not get caught." {20244}{20266}Now... {20268}{20326}Sir, please,|you're making a big mistake. {20328}{20352}I'm here for you. {20352}{20386}I'm smart, I'm ambitious... {20388}{20410}Have your things {20412}{20450}out of here in half an hour. {20602}{20646}I'm disappointed in you. {20646}{20710}I expected more|from a congressman's son. {20814}{20844}Darrin Hill? {20846}{20868}Yes. {20870}{20908}You've been a tough one|to track down, Mr. Hill. {20910}{20942}I hate to be the bearer|of bad news, {20944}{21004}but this is for you. {21006}{21120}What is it? A subpoena?|Summons? {21120}{21204}Ploy to distract me|while you repo my stuff? {21204}{21264}Sure, those are fun,|but no. {21328}{21364}Oh, my Aunt Sally died. {21366}{21428}"We request your presence|at the funeral {21430}{21474}and reading of the will." {21474}{21500}Oh... {21502}{21536}The funeral is tomorrow. {21536}{21578}Maybe you should|ask your boss {21580}{21608}for some time off. {21610}{21682}You know you just cut|a brother, right? {21682}{21730}Oh. {21736}{21786}Hurts when you do that, man. {21836}{21880}Sorry. {22096}{22124}Come on, baby. {22180}{22222}Make me happy. {22224}{22266}Cash advance. {22460}{22494}Be a winner.|Be a winner. {22496}{22520}Whoo-hoo! {22548}{22622}Thank you, Bank of Piscataway. {23094}{23202}Heaven only knows {23206}{23380}How much I love you, baby {23380}{23526}Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,|oh, oh, oh {23526}{23676}Heaven's in your eyes... {23748}{23804}Baby, please {23808}{23902}Please don't take|your love from me {23906}{23992}I am yours forevermore {23992}{24104}Till eternity {24106}{24170}Silently {24172}{24244}Listen to the words|I say {24246}{24344}Now I'm not talking|just for play {24346}{24406}Listen to me, please... {24408}{24450}I told you kids ain't got {24450}{24504}no business playing|a man's game. {24508}{24582}Funny, that's the same thing|someone told me... {24584}{24606}oh... {24608}{24644}two hours ago. {24644}{24678}Don't you know {24678}{24722}Don't you know,|don't you know {24726}{24918}Love is all I need {24970}{25048}'Cause I love you|and I need you {25052}{25160}Yes, I want you,|gotta have you {25162}{25220}Ooh, yeah, yeah. {25494}{25588}Spent my whole life {25590}{25704}On the way|to someplace else {25706}{25816}Thinking right around|the bend {25818}{25908}I might find myself {25910}{26030}But the search goes on {26030}{26133}I won't quit|till I get home. {26322}{26350}Hi. {26350}{26398}Hi. {26438}{26510}Can I get something|to eat around here? {26540}{26573}Reed? {26577}{26645}Coming right up. {26645}{26724}Better make that to go. {26728}{26754}I need a taxi. {26756}{26806}Reed's only got two hands. {26806}{26872}Wait until he fixes|your dinner. {26873}{26905}Right. {26974}{27017}No signal. {27072}{27126}Wait, wait, wait. {27168}{27218}Oh! {27273}{27324}You must be Darrin. {27327}{27380}Damn, word, get low. {27382}{27406}What's up? {27408}{27446}Darrin, I'm Lucius, man, {27450}{27494}I'm your welcome committee. {27496}{27533}Oh, well,|how'd you know I was here? {27536}{27573}Man, word travels|fast, and Aunt Sally {27577}{27636}always bragged she had a|successful nephew from New York. {27636}{27664}Let me get your stuff, man. {27667}{27688}Really? {27692}{27712}Come on. {27716}{27739}Oh. {27742}{27784}Monte Carlo didn't change, man. {27788}{27830}It used to be a one-horse town. {27830}{27864}What, did the horse die? {27866}{27928}No, see, see, now you'll see,|you'll see, you'll see. {27930}{27988}We got everything to offer|that a big city does. {27990}{28020}Oh. {28022}{28067}I'm happy to have another|player in town, man. {28070}{28106}I've got tired of|holding this down solo. {28108}{28133}Hey, man, reach over there {28134}{28170}and pull this handle|from the inside. {28170}{28198}It only open from the inside. {28200}{28258}Okay. {28260}{28310}- Appreciate that.|- Sure. {28310}{28358}So you came by train.|That's cool. {28361}{28400}I was trying to meet the bus. {28404}{28464}Going to the Canaan Inn. {28464}{28496}Okay, that-that Canaan Inn, {28500}{28533}that's straight down this road {28536}{28586}about five minutes. {28622}{28652}Oh. Whoa. {28750}{28822}Your door won't open,|and mine won't stay shut. {28822}{28873}But it opens. {28876}{28923}Oh. {28950}{28978}Yes, it opens. {28982}{29056}The next hour of programming {29058}{29130}is brought to you by|Mitchell's Funeral Home, {29133}{29223}where the caskets are so nice,|you'll wish you were dead. {29226}{29252}Now for the news. {29252}{29316}Like to give a shout out|to Darrin Hill, {29320}{29362}in town for Sally's funeral. {29364}{29406}Welcome home, little Darrin. {29408}{29430}That's news? {29432}{29470}I'll be right back|with traffic. {29470}{29494}There is no traffic. {29496}{29522}There is no traffic. {29526}{29578}This is easy.|I could do this job. {29578}{29638}Oh, I wonder what|the temperature is. {29640}{29670}The temperature is 85. {29672}{29706}Thanks. {29708}{29770}Boy, you done got up there|in New York and got soft, {29772}{29830}and this ain't nothing compared|to July and August. {29833}{29906}That's when you can take an egg|and just fry it on the sidewalk. {29906}{29933}Well, you can keep that. {29938}{30005}After the funeral, I'm going|straight back to New York City, {30010}{30064}where we don't have eggs frying|on the sidewalk. {30067}{30098}Why? Because it's cold? {30100}{30146}No, because it's civilization. {30148}{30200}There's too much urine|on the sidewalk. {30322}{30372}See, boy, see, you don't|know what you're missing. {30372}{30402}Now I'm telling you,|now the hotter {30406}{30436}it get down here,|the less and less {30438}{30467}the honeys start wearing. {30470}{30508}You know, they got to|let that booty bo... {30511}{30570}...got to let|that booty breathe. {30573}{30594}Now I'm telling you, {30594}{30622}I know you got all your {30623}{30677}Naomo Campbos|and your Holle Berrys, {30677}{30700}and your Teary-Eyed Banks, {30702}{30736}all them models|and junk up there, {30738}{30816}but for the booty, you|got to come down south. {30816}{30870}We booty experts.|Booty-ologists. {30872}{30916}Booty is in the eye|of the beholder. {30916}{30972}No, booty gonna be in my hand. {30972}{31010}Check it out now, you see, {31010}{31088}now your Louisiana booty,|it gets its renowned buoyancy {31090}{31150}from its heavy seafood diet,|while your Alabama booty, {31154}{31189}it's characterized|by its density. {31192}{31242}You're talking|about a quarter-bouncing ping. {31244}{31292}And as for your|Mississippi booty, {31294}{31338}it's been an ongoing debate, {31340}{31406}but consensus say that the|Indian-genetic contribution {31408}{31442}gives us its beautiful tone. {31444}{31486}And as for your|Georgia booty, {31486}{31554}it's been known for ages|that the Georgia sun {31554}{31623}bakes and seals|all the booty juices {31626}{31664}into a slow roast. {31666}{31712}I see I'm dealing|with a connoisseur. {31714}{31820}Oh yeah, for sure.|A booty connoisseur. {31822}{31872}Oh. Who's that? {31876}{31955}Lilly. Please, hurry up. {31956}{31983}That's Lilly. {31986}{32023}Forget all of that booty stuff. {32023}{32082}She's in a spectrum|of fine as the energy {32084}{32144}is so potent, she got|a class-action suit {32145}{32174}against her right now {32178}{32220}for reckless endangerment, man. {32220}{32246}Sounds like {32250}{32283}a special kind of woman. {32283}{32320}Well, holler at me|later on tonight. {32323}{32352}I'll hook you up with her. {32504}{32554}This is where you're staying. {32592}{32648}I thought they were|putting me up in a hotel. {32650}{32678}This looks like a house. {32680}{32706}It's a boarding house. {32706}{32748}It's the only place|that has room. {32750}{32794}The prison officer's|convention is in town. {32796}{32820}Hey, Jimmy B. {32822}{32854}Hey, what up, Smooth L? {32856}{32896}His grandmother|owns the place. {32898}{32946}You Darrin? {32950}{32970}Yes. {32974}{32998}You're late. {33000}{33046}Yo, come on, everybody|is already at the funeral. {33048}{33094}- Um... uh...|- Get in. {33294}{33350}Mama catch me put a whuppin'|to my backside {33350}{33390}And even as a crack fiend... {33390}{33424}Hey, man, now, come on, look. {33426}{33480}That's inappropriate|music for this occasion. {33480}{33504}Show some respect. {33506}{33558}This man's auntie is|about to be maggot food. {33560}{33610}At any moment, the funeral|is beginning {33610}{33658}of Sally Walker. {33662}{33738}Let us have a moment of silence|to pay our respect. {33916}{33968}Uh, uh, sorry 'bout that. {33970}{34008}I guess I was celebrating|her life {34012}{34088}a little late, uh,|into the night. {34090}{34170}Oh, Simon. Sarah,|how are y'all doing today? {34170}{34234}This is Aunt Sally's nephew,|Darrin. {34236}{34264}Nice to meet you. {34266}{34300}Sorry about your aunt. {34302}{34352}Oh, yes, we all|loved Miss Sally. {34354}{34410}Why, she was little|Nicholas' godmother. {34474}{34498}Hey, little man. {34500}{34550}You know I'm your daddy, right? {34728}{34838}Don't hate the player,|hate the game. {34840}{34894}I'm in the friggin'|twilight zone. {35498}{35544}Wake up. {35580}{35616}Wake up. {36086}{36142}Oh, Sally! {36146}{36214}Why'd it have to be her? {36218}{36292}Oh, Lord, oh, Lord. {36294}{36332}Good Lord, Faye! {36334}{36424}Couldn't you find someplace else|to be slain in the spirit? {36424}{36466}Grandma, get up. {36466}{36504}She's your grandma? {36508}{36538}- Yeah.|- Oh, Lord, oh, Lord. {36628}{36668}They've got a lot of nerve {36670}{36732}showing their faces|in the House of God. {36734}{36780}I'm glad my dear departed|husband James {36782}{36828}isn't here to witness|this abomination. {36830}{36882}You can't keep people|from a funeral, Paulina. {36884}{36920}Besides, they all love Sally. {36920}{36970}They're a bunch of heathens. {36972}{37040}I don't even know why she cared. {37212}{37240}Move down. {37560}{37674}Brothers and sisters,|we are gathered here today {37678}{37726}to pay tribute|to a great woman... {37728}{37752}Yeah! {37754}{37814}...Sally Walker. {37854}{37944}And we will now be blessed|with a selection from the choir {37944}{37998}and their lead singer, {38000}{38054}Reverend Shirley Caesar. {38272}{38318}Oh... {38346}{38418}I got a signal. It's a miracle. {38418}{38482}Son, if that ain't Jesus|calling, shut it off. {38486}{38560}Sorry. Go on. {38562}{38602}I, uh... I... {38606}{38644}cell phone's been out of range. {38646}{38684}Has Mr. Fairchild|changed his mind? {38726}{38756}I... {38926}{38962}What?! {38964}{39008}They've already started|repossessing your stuff. {39008}{39042}Not my TV! {39112}{39162}Nothing can replace Aunt Sally! {39166}{39250}Not my TV, not my Bose|home theater system... {39252}{39310}Yeah, let it out, son,|let it out. {39310}{39344}Mm, yeah. Mm. {39346}{39402}Keep stalling the creditors,|I'll call you back. {39524}{39550}It's all right. {39552}{39590}Gonna be all right, man. {39632}{39724}The church is in mourning {39724}{39760}Mourning {39764}{39818}Glory to God {39820}{39898}The church is in mourning {39900}{39926}Mourning {39926}{39994}Oh, yes, oh, yeah, yeah, oh {39994}{40024}The church is in {40026}{40066}Mourning {40068}{40104}Mourning {40106}{40142}Good God almighty {40144}{40222}Another soldier {40224}{40296}A true born soldier {40298}{40364}Has gone... {40364}{40416}Gone home {40418}{40470}Hallelujah! {40470}{40508}Well, we're here today {40512}{40566}For the home-going {40568}{40590}Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! {40592}{40632}And the celebration|of a wonderful woman {40632}{40706}Aunt Sally {40708}{40754}Everybody loved Aunt Sally {40754}{40840}She took the young people {40842}{40916}And carried them under her wings {40918}{40978}And she cared for the elderly {40978}{41070}I just want to say, listen {41070}{41154}We might not have this chance {41156}{41204}Sleep on, Aunt Sally {41206}{41254}Sleep on, Aunt Sally {41256}{41300}And take your rest {41302}{41350}We loved you, Aunt Sally {41352}{41398}But God loves you best {41430}{41482}If you see my mother there {41484}{41576}Tell my mama I'm on my way {41578}{41630}I'm on my way {41758}{41818}Our hearts are in mourning {41820}{41866}Mourning {41868}{41912}Glory to God {41912}{41980}Yes, to lift our hearts|in mourning {41984}{42028}Mourning {42032}{42062}Good God almighty {42064}{42110}Good God almighty {42112}{42180}Yes, to lift our hearts|in mourning {42182}{42218}Soldier {42218}{42278}Another soldier {42280}{42334}A true born soldier {42336}{42388}A Holy Ghost soldier {42390}{42442}A heaven-bound soldier {42444}{42550}Has... {42552}{42582}Gone {42586}{42640}Gone, gone {42640}{42672}Gone {42674}{42726}Gone on home {42730}{42772}Gone home {42772}{42816}Hallelujah! {42816}{42878}Hallelujah! {42878}{42928}Hallelujah! {42930}{42964}Hallelujah! {42964}{43000}Hallelujah! {43024}{43050}Hallelujah! {43052}{43104}Hallelujah! {43106}{43144}Yeah... {43144}{43176}Hallelujah! {43178}{43292}Oh, oh, yeah, yeah... {43474}{43506}Let the church say amen. {43508}{43534}Amen! {43538}{43576}Let the church say amen. {43576}{43602}Amen! {43604}{43636}- Yes, Lord...|- Amen. {43638}{43662}Yes, Lord! {43662}{43744}Yes, yes, yes.|Well, well, well. {43792}{43834}At this time, {43834}{43870}we'd like to give {43870}{43924}some of Sally's|family and loved ones {43924}{43964}an opportunity|to come up here {43966}{44014}and say how much|she meant to them. {44016}{44082}And it's only fitting|to start with the person {44084}{44138}that came the farthest way|to be here. {44182}{44222}That's her great-nephew, Darrin. {44228}{44276}All right, Darrin, all right. {44278}{44310}Oh, yeah, brother Darrin. {44312}{44338}Yes, my brother. {44438}{44468}Come on. {44468}{44540}Oh, yeah. Amen. {44716}{44768}Hi. {44806}{44882}Many of you don't remember me. {44884}{44920}The one that had the phone. {44922}{44974}Yeah. But before that, {44976}{45058}I was Aunt Sally's|favorite nephew. {45060}{45110}Hmm! {45112}{45194}I thought we'd see forever, {45196}{45276}but forever's gone away. {45276}{45374}And it's so hard|to say good-bye {45376}{45408}to yesterday. {45410}{45438}Boyz II Men. {45440}{45482}I got one amen.|Can I get another? {45484}{45564}Amen. {45564}{45678}My mom passed away|a few years ago {45680}{45724}in a hit-and-run accident {45726}{45776}when I was still a teenager, {45778}{45822}and it's the talks|I had with her {45824}{45886}I cherish more than anything. {45886}{46026}I remember her telling me... {46028}{46114}that it was Aunt Sally|who took us in {46114}{46254}when I was just a baby,|after my father died in Vietnam. {46284}{46320}I'll always love her for that. {46324}{46390}Your mama dead, too? {46392}{46440}He just said it. {46582}{46638}Young man, {46640}{46690}I'm so glad that you came|for your aunt's funeral. {46692}{46714}Yeah. {46716}{46740}She was always telling us {46742}{46810}how well you were doing|up in New York. {46812}{46852}With your important job. {46892}{46922}What was it? {46924}{46964}What was what? {46964}{46996}Your job. {47000}{47060}It's funny, she never mentioned|what it was. {47060}{47108}Boy, I haven't seen you {47110}{47162}since you were knee-high|to a grasshopper. {47164}{47266}Reverend, um, have you seen|this very pretty lady... {47268}{47294}I think her name is Lilly? {47296}{47326}She ain't no lady. {47328}{47364}Oh, now, Mother Cooley. {47364}{47440}All sinners are welcome|in the house of the Lord. {47440}{47476}Sinner? She's a sinner? {47478}{47510}What kind of sinner? {47510}{47578}Unrepentant. {47580}{47608}Really. {47610}{47642}Well, Darrin, I just come {47644}{47702}to offer you my condolences|and to just let you know {47704}{47776}that to be absent from the body|is to be present with the Lord. {47776}{47846}You got to understand|that she's in {47846}{47884}a far better place, okay? {47884}{47928}Yes, ma'am. {47930}{47964}You know, I got to tell you, {47966}{48026}you and that choir...|boy, you're pretty good. {48028}{48088}Pretty good? Huh. {48188}{48244}And to my neighbor|and best friend, Faye, {48246}{48316}I leave all my favorite recipes. {48318}{48354}Thank you, Sally. {48356}{48400}Now, Faye, depending {48402}{48426}on what I die from, {48428}{48508}you might want to divide|the Crisco measurements by half. {48508}{48552}Don't change|that Chicken Supreme. {48588}{48666}And to Paulina Pritchett, {48668}{48726}I leave my collection|of church hats {48728}{48780}that she always|complimented me on. {48784}{48838}She should really enjoy|wearing them, {48840}{48912}unless, of course, she was lying|to me all those years {48914}{48966}but criticizing my taste|behind my back. {49056}{49112}I'll wear them every Sunday. {49160}{49274}And now,|for my only surviving relative, {49274}{49342}my great-nephew, Darrin. {49344}{49424}To Darrin, I leave the box {49424}{49474}containing the letters|his mother sent me {49476}{49510}after they left Monte Carlo. {49512}{49548}I also pass on to him {49550}{49620}the charge of returning|to Monte Carlo {49622}{49672}to continue the family tradition {49674}{49752}of... directing|the Beulah Baptist Church Choir. {49754}{49798}- No!|- No. {49800}{49872}I-lt's her dying wish. {49872}{49926}I was next in line {49930}{49956}to get the choir. {49958}{50006}I been waiting years|for Sally to die. {50064}{50132}God rest her soul. {50136}{50164}Listen, lady, you can have it. {50166}{50228}I'm not staying, let alone|leading some small-town choir. {50232}{50280}Good. {50280}{50342}O-On the condition that Darrin|gets the choir accepted {50344}{50396}into the annual Gospel Explosion|in Columbus, {50400}{50470}and performs there,|I also leave him {50474}{50534}my entire stock|in Georgia Telecom, {50536}{50582}currently worth $150,000. {50618}{50666}I was just kidding|about that small-town stuff. {50668}{50710}And the church bus. {50714}{50740}How much that worth? {50740}{50778}No way! Mm-mmm! {50780}{50822}I don't care|what Sally's dying wish was. {50824}{50876}We all know she was losing it|these last few years. {50878}{50924}Besides, Paul, {50924}{50974}it's your church,|and you have final say {50974}{51006}over who leads|the choir. {51006}{51030}It's in the bylaws. {51032}{51088}Well, I guess|that would seem kind of odd {51090}{51152}to have someone|with no musical experience {51154}{51178}leading the choir. {51180}{51270}No, no, I have plenty|of musical experience. {51272}{51330}Now, you all|don't know this, {51332}{51403}and I didn't tell|anyone, but, um... {51406}{51478}I'm a music producer. {51480}{51506}Oh. {51509}{51553}Yeah, that's what|I do for a living. {51553}{51609}Ooh, looks like Sally|might have been onto something. {51612}{51674}W-W-W-What kind|of producing have you done? {51674}{51736}Well, I've worked with, uh...|P. Diddy. {51740}{51814}Dre, Dark Child...|all of them. {51816}{51854}- Who that?|- That's the gangsta stuff {51856}{51908}that's polluting|my grandson's mind. {51908}{51938}I was the one that put an end {51941}{51994}to that whole East Coast|versus West Coast thing. {51996}{52059}{Y:i}Yeah, I just sat them all down|and made them watch Roots. {52060}{52120}I think|I read about that. {52122}{52180}So, what|is this Gospel Explosion? {52180}{52226}Oh, it's the annual event {52228}{52270}where choirs|from all over the southeast {52272}{52300}come to Columbus, Georgia, {52300}{52366}to compete for the best|gospel performance {52368}{52402}and a $10,000 cash prize. {52438}{52484}Yeah, a prize that could pay {52488}{52550}for some much-needed|church repairs... {52586}{52641}...if a certain musical producer {52644}{52676}would bring it home, yes? {52680}{52732}Paul Lewis, have you lost|your natural mind? {52734}{52764}I wish Mama was alive {52766}{52820}to see how you turn|on family like this. {52824}{52866}Sally was as close to family|as anybody can get, {52868}{52906}and I intend|on honoring her dying wish. {52909}{52962}Now, Darrin,|the choir is yours. {52964}{52998}You have six weeks {53000}{53036}until the Gospel Explosion. {53036}{53068}Whatever you need, {53068}{53116}we're at your disposal. {53222}{53259}But you're going to have to talk {53262}{53312}to the church treasurer|about logistics. {53588}{53616}Let me guess. {53620}{53656}You're the treasurer. {53658}{53759}Yes. Everything you need|is at my disposal. {53760}{53828}Great. {53876}{53924}Take it easy. {53924}{53959}Oh, oh, uh, Paulina, {53959}{54020}can I get a ride|back to my room? {54490}{54534}Oh, Darrin. {54538}{54559}Since you're going to be here {54562}{54580}for longer than I thought, {54582}{54653}let me give you|the extended stay rates. {54654}{54684}Great. {54684}{54708}There's an extra charge {54708}{54746}of $1.50 for every|bar of soap you use, {54748}{54794}from now on,|$2.00 {54797}{54834}for any clean towel you require, {54838}{54880}and $1.00 a minute|for all calls made. {54882}{54942}You get one|free 9-1-1 call. {54944}{55016}I suggest you use it wisely. {55086}{55120}Air conditioning? {55120}{55178}You're charging me|for air conditioning? {55182}{55228}It gets 100 degrees at night. {55288}{55303}What is that? {55304}{55350}It's a Monte Cristo. {55353}{55376}It's a cigar. {55378}{55406}Obviously. {55408}{55418}Cuban? {55422}{55448}Of course. {55450}{55490}Cool. {55520}{55553}Hey! {55553}{55630}That-That cost me $20. {55630}{55666}This is a no-smoking house. {55666}{55704}It's a no-smoking, {55708}{55774}no drinking, no fornicating,|no point of living at all house. {55884}{55926}Why are we here? {55928}{55952}You'll see. {55954}{56004}A little Southern delight. {56072}{56134}Now the honeys in here,|they make them girls in Atlanta {56136}{56209}Iook like somebody hit them in|the face with a sack of nickels. {56210}{56264}And I don't mean that|in a sexy way. {56314}{56338}There she is. {56400}{56422}You're on your own. {56424}{56466}I see somebody|that owes me some money. {56466}{56500}Hey man, don't run away from me. {56500}{56540}Man, I told you|I was going to get... {56541}{56580}- Ooh, hi, sexy.|- Hey, baby. {56720}{56856}Oh... {56859}{57006}You give me fever... {57009}{57097}Fever... oh... {57180}{57234}Oh... {57238}{57304}You give me fever {57306}{57330}Fever in the morning {57330}{57388}Fever when|it's late at night {57391}{57444}You give me fever {57444}{57470}Fever {57472}{57506}Fever when you kiss me {57506}{57560}Fever when|you hold me tight {57560}{57600}You give me fever {57600}{57624}Fever {57626}{57654}Fever when you're with me {57656}{57706}Fever when you love... {57709}{57800}He's so sweet {57800}{57880}He's so good to me {57882}{57956}He's so intelligent {57959}{58041}He's so confident {58042}{58120}Baby, so damn sexy {58122}{58184}Baby, put the fever on me {58184}{58356}Give me a fever... oh... {58553}{58622}Never know how much I love you {58626}{58680}Never know|how much I care {58714}{58774}When you put|your arms around me {58774}{58838}I get the fever|that's so hard to bear {58838}{58872}You give me fever {58872}{58912}Fever {58912}{58944}When you kiss me {58947}{58997}And fever when|you hold me tight {59000}{59032}You give me fever {59036}{59078}Fever {59080}{59104}In the morning {59108}{59168}And fever|all through the night {59170}{59234}Baby's so damn sexy {59234}{59328}But baby|put the fever on me, uh-uh {59330}{59397}Baby knows just what to do {59397}{59472}Got me boiling past 102 {59474}{59544}Give me a fever {59544}{59659}Ooh... {59662}{59750}Everybody's got a fever {59753}{59820}That is something|you all know {59822}{59912}Fever isn't such a new thing {59912}{59984}Fever started long ago {59984}{60050}Romeo loved Juliet {60052}{60138}And Juliet felt the same {60141}{60212}When he puts|his arms around her {60214}{60278}He said, "Julie, baby,|you're my flame" {60278}{60350}Give me fever {60352}{60382}When we kisseth {60388}{60464}Fever with a flame in you {60466}{60538}Fever... I'm on fire {60538}{60622}Fever, yeah,|I burn and soothe {60624}{60700}Now that you listened|to my story {60702}{60778}Here's a point|that I have made {60780}{60847}Chicks were born|to give you fever {60850}{60912}Being Fahrenheit|or Centigrade {60916}{60991}They give you fever {60994}{61026}When you kiss them {61026}{61088}And fever|if you live and learn {61091}{61164}Fever, until you sizzle {61166}{61253}What a lovely way to burn {61256}{61334}What a lovely way to burn {61336}{61414}What a lovely way to burn {61416}{61503}What a lovely way to burn... {61504}{61562}What a lovely way to burn {61564}{61641}What a lovely way to... {61644}{61756}Burn... {61816}{61878}Fever. {62086}{62147}Whoo! {62200}{62246}Tea with honey. {62248}{62276}Here you go, Lilly. {62280}{62330}Thank you. {62332}{62409}You really know how|to connect with your audience. {62412}{62432}That was hot. {62436}{62476}It's a part of my act. {62478}{62528}I pick out the guy|who's drooling the most, {62532}{62554}and I make him sweat. {62584}{62622}Well, it worked. {62624}{62668}Can I buy you a real drink? {62670}{62691}I'm Darrin. {62694}{62774}You really don't remember me? {62776}{62814}That Lilly? {62816}{62866}You kept asking me|to be your girlfriend. {62866}{62908}And you kept saying no. {62908}{62962}Yeah, I was determined to be|Mrs. Michael Jackson. {62988}{63012}And how's that going? {63012}{63044}Ah, turns out|I'm not his type. {63044}{63112}I can't believe you|remember that stuff. {63112}{63174}I left town when you|were what, five? {63174}{63197}Four. {63197}{63244}Man, we heard about you|all the time. {63246}{63303}Every week in choir rehearsal,|Sally would tell {63303}{63334}us poor country folk|how well you {63336}{63372}and your mama were|doing in slick city. {63374}{63428}She was very special|to all of us. {63428}{63454}Yeah. {63456}{63516}When I talked to her|on the phone, {63518}{63550}just before she passed, {63553}{63622}she kept saying that|she wanted me to come back {63624}{63674}and be with her|friends, like you. {63678}{63726}You spoke with Sally that day? {63726}{63752}Oh, yeah. {63753}{63802}She went on and on. {63804}{63876}I suppose she hung up|the phone and, uh... {64047}{64138}And her dying wish|was for us to hook up? {64164}{64209}God love her. {64254}{64320}Sally was in a coma|two weeks before she died. {64322}{64362}That's right. {64362}{64398}It was... {64402}{64434}must have been a couple|of weeks ago... {64438}{64459}Right. {64462}{64482}Anyway, I'm back {64486}{64528}amongst all you|wonderful people {64528}{64576}who need consoling|as much as I do. {64578}{64612}How long are you in town? {64612}{64646}Just tonight. {64648}{64688}Hey, how about being|my girlfriend, {64691}{64728}for old times' sake? {64730}{64770}I've got a man. {64772}{64800}Oh. {64802}{64840}Dean is big and strong {64844}{64896}and has a real big|jealous streak. {64897}{64984}Sometimes he watches|from the back. {64986}{65048}Excuse me,|I got a show to do. {65050}{65084}Uh, okay. {65086}{65120}Hey, knock 'em dead. {65120}{65166}Your act is terrific. {65168}{65226}Yours needs a lot of work. {65288}{65332}I know I missed your call, Rosa, {65334}{65388}but this is the only place|I get a signal. {65391}{65453}More charges came in,|more late fees. {65456}{65506}You're up to 44 grand now. {65509}{65574}Okay, listen, I just came|into some money, all right? {65576}{65632}And I'll be able to take care of|everything in just a few weeks. {65632}{65698}Just, uh, make sure they|don't know where to find me. {65700}{65728}I'll do my best. {65730}{65752}You're a doll. {65754}{65774}Kick ass. {65814}{65840}Sorry. {66062}{66106}Okay, when|everyone gets here, {66106}{66142}we'll begin rehearsals. {66142}{66172}I was thinking|we should just {66176}{66224}stick to that number|you did at the funeral. {66226}{66310}Should be good enough to get|into any gospel competition. {66310}{66380}That was Shirley Caesar, fool. {66380}{66454}She hasn't gone|to this church for years, {66456}{66482}but since she loved Sally, {66484}{66530}we let her and her choir|sing at the funeral. {66532}{66568}She's gone? {66570}{66598}She's gone. {66600}{66634}Well, where's our choir? {66636}{66686}You're looking at it. {66686}{66718}This is it? {66718}{66772}Six measly people. {66774}{66798}Actually just five. {66802}{66856}Um, I'm just here 'cause|my wife's family's in town. {66856}{66880}They're staying at my house. {66882}{66906}Too late. {66910}{66940}You're in the choir now. {66940}{67004}Well, actually there|are two or three others. {67008}{67050}Yeah, but they never show up. {67052}{67086}Man, this is busted. {67088}{67122}Why do I have to be here? {67124}{67154}Oh, Brother Darrin? {67154}{67218}When are you going to get us|our first record contract? {67220}{67274}I want to hurry up|and get a Benz. {67276}{67314}Hey, I didn't know we|were going to be famous. {67316}{67338}You know what? {67340}{67382}Definitely count me in now. {67384}{67490}Um... let's do, uh...|"Amazing Grace." {67530}{67554}Amaze... {67556}{67580}Maze... {67582}{67618}Amaze... {67618}{67666}Ah-amaze... {67670}{67742}...zing grace {67742}{67858}How sweet the sound {67894}{67918}That saved a wretch like me. {67918}{67956}Stop, stop, stop. {67962}{68010}Stop, please. {68052}{68094}Okay, okay, okay,|let's not panic. {68096}{68118}Um... {68228}{68270}I'm open to suggestion. {68270}{68334}Hey, when you get us|that record deal, {68336}{68388}{Y:i}and they do one of those|VH1 Behind the Musics on us, {68390}{68434}I think it's best|if we don't talk about {68434}{68468}me trying to leave the group. {68468}{68498}You know? {68502}{68538}They'll just make it look ugly. {68638}{68734}Everything I do|is just for you {68736}{68834}Counting every second|till we rendezvous {68834}{68880}You want|to rendezvous {68882}{69012}Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah {69012}{69108}Oh, baby, oh, baby {69112}{69186}Oh, and I want to give it|to you, baby {69190}{69228}Give it to me, baby {69230}{69294}I want to give it to you {69298}{69374}Oh, give it to me, baby {69376}{69452}Hey... {69536}{69660}'Cause everything I do|is just for you {69662}{69736}'Cause everything|I do is just for you {69738}{69768}All for you {69770}{69810}Come on, give me your love. {70034}{70064}Uh, hello, there. {70064}{70130}I just had|to see you again. {70132}{70170}Aren't you supposed|to be gone? {70172}{70236}Yes, but, uh,|I was feeling bad {70240}{70290}about our little|misunderstanding last night. {70290}{70330}No misunderstanding, {70330}{70396}just using Aunt Sally's memory|to hit on me. {70396}{70438}- That's low.|- Come on. {70440}{70476}Can I at least|buy you a drink? {70480}{70518}Is that Dean? {70520}{70556}No. {70558}{70622}Okay, you can buy me a drink. {70622}{70666}Oh, I'm sure you heard {70668}{70712}- about Aunt Sally's will.|- No. {70712}{70736}It seems she wants me {70738}{70786}to take care of|the choir down at Beulah. {70788}{70844}Why did she put you|in charge of it? {70846}{70884}I'm sorry,|that came out wrong. {70886}{70914}Oh, no, no, no. {70916}{70954}It's okay,|it was a shock to me, too. {70956}{71000}Yeah, it's a big job. {71002}{71066}That's why I've cleared my|schedule for the next six weeks, {71068}{71122}put some business deals on hold, {71124}{71162}so that I can focus|on getting the choir {71162}{71194}into the Gospel Explosion. {71196}{71218}No. {71220}{71264}I been there and done that. {71266}{71312}Look, if it's Paulina|you're worried about, {71314}{71342}I'll take care of Paulina. {71344}{71400}I'd love to see that one. {71400}{71438}I'm the choir director now. {71440}{71466}Yeah, for six weeks. {71470}{71522}Listen, if she starts getting|all Christian on you... {71524}{71548}- Christian?|- Yeah. {71548}{71572}She is not a Christian. {71574}{71610}My mama said hollering|in the church {71614}{71654}don't make you|any more of a Christian {71654}{71706}than standing in the garage|makes you a Cadillac. {71710}{71750}No, man, I can't let|those hypocrites {71750}{71802}Iook down their noses at me|just because I... {71802}{71850}Sing sexy songs for a living. {71852}{71880}Exactly. {71882}{71906}And just because I... {71908}{71932}Dress like that. {71934}{71976}What's wrong with|the way I dress? {71978}{72020}Oh, no, no, I'm just|finishing your sentence. {72024}{72054}I was going to say|because I... {72056}{72078}Cheat on your boyfriend {72080}{72116}with hot choir directors|from New York City? {72120}{72144}Stop... {72146}{72180}- Finishing your sentences?|- Look. {72182}{72210}I know your kind. {72212}{72270}You came here last night|'cause you wanted something. {72272}{72332}You came back again tonight|'cause you want something else, {72334}{72386}and tomorrow you're going|to want something else. {72388}{72462}I can smell when a man|is trying to use me, {72464}{72502}and mister, you stink. {72506}{72554}Okay, is that how|you feel about it? {72554}{72578}Fine. {72578}{72630}This town is full of singers. {72632}{72704}I don't need you anyway. {72756}{72860}And remember, everybody,|Handy's Funeral Home {72862}{72922}offers limousines|for all occasions. {72924}{73002}Why not get in one|while you're still living? {73004}{73082}Well, now that we done|paid the bills... {73136}{73184}Ladies and gentlemen, {73184}{73232}sitting directly|across from me, {73232}{73350}I have Mr. Darrin Hill|all the way from New York City. {73508}{73540}So Darrin, {73544}{73582}tell the good people|of Monte Carlo {73582}{73628}what brings you|down here with us? {73630}{73704}I'm responsible|for rebuilding the choir {73706}{73744}down at Beulah Baptist Church. {73748}{73808}In fact, I'm holding auditions|tomorrow morning, {73810}{73858}and anyone with any musical {73860}{73910}ability can come by. {73912}{73966}As long as they are,|as we say at Beulah, {73968}{74006}fully committed to God's work. {74008}{74146}Amazing Grace {74148}{74264}How sweet the sound {74268}{74432}That saved a wretch like me. {74438}{74480}Whoa! {74484}{74510}Forgiving my sins {74512}{74546}Baptized in the water {74546}{74582}Freed by the Holy Ghost {74582}{74622}Washed in the blood|of the lamb {74624}{74650}Forgiving my sins {74654}{74694}Baptized in the water {74694}{74730}Freed by the Holy Ghost {74732}{74764}Washed in the blood|of the lamb {74766}{74792}God's going|to move this place {74794}{74846}God's going to move|this place {74848}{74908}God's going to turn the world|upside down {74958}{75034}Auditions for the Beulah Baptist|Church Choir are still open. {75036}{75126}Applicants need not be fully|committed to God's work, {75128}{75198}but shouldn't be against it. {75412}{75464}I'm the hottest shit in|New York since Air Force Ones {75466}{75536}And from the borough that|brought you Chris and Pun {75536}{75588}Yeah, a lot of cats rhyme,|but not like some {75588}{75672}I make it hard, like breathing|with a slug in your lung {75674}{75722}Blow, blow, now you got|to deal with me {75722}{75800}Isn't she lovely? {75802}{75900}Isn't she wonderful? {75902}{75946}Isn't she precious? {75946}{75980}Isn't she precious? {75980}{76060}Just one minute old {76064}{76124}You got to be kidding me! {76124}{76184}I never thought|true love would bring {76184}{76262}One that's has lovely as she {76264}{76330}But isn't she lovely? {76332}{76394}Made from love. {76452}{76486}News update. {76486}{76534}Auditions for the Beulah|Baptist Church Choir, {76536}{76588}atheists may now apply. {76826}{76876}Oh, thanks for coming, Lucius. {76878}{76926}No problem.|Where to? {76928}{76986}Oh, I just need to print|up some more fliers. {76988}{77060}Paulina won't let me use|Jimmy B's printer anymore. {77062}{77098}She says it's running|up her light bill. {77102}{77154}Oh, well, you know|old folks in the south {77154}{77188}believe some crazy stuff. {77188}{77212}Tell me about it. {77212}{77236}When it's storming, {77238}{77286}she doesn't even|use the electricity. {77288}{77380}You don't play with God. {77380}{77420}Right. {77574}{77626}You don't sing, do you, Lucius? {77628}{77670}Do I sing? Y-Yeah. {77672}{77728}They say I sound like|a black Al Jarreau. {77816}{77852}Great, you're in the choir. {77854}{77878}Oh, whoa, wait a minute.|What'd you say? {77880}{77918}Pump your brakes. {77922}{77954}I'm not planning on|joining the church {77958}{77996}until I have sown my wild oats. {77996}{78066}Then I'm going to get me|a young virgin and settle down. {78068}{78104}Say no more. {78106}{78150}Besides... {78152}{78176}word's out. {78176}{78254}Paulina's bad enough,|you done pissed her off. {78258}{78292}Don't nobody want|to be a part {78296}{78326}of that mix|made in hell. {78326}{78392}Now the only way|I can join is... {78392}{78458}is if... is if you paying. {78496}{78548}How about the prize money?|50/50? {78550}{78626}Done deal, 50/50. {78730}{78766}Hello, are you Joseph? {78768}{78790}Yeah. {78792}{78820}Can I line you up, son? {78820}{78874}Actually I just came by|to post some fliers {78876}{78922}for my choir auditions,|if that's okay. {78924}{78952}Sure. {78954}{79008}Seeing how you're new|in these parts, {79010}{79048}it's going to be kind of hard|for you {79048}{79092}to attract people. {79094}{79128}Most folks around here, {79128}{79170}they don't trust an outsider. {79170}{79214}It was years|before I told anyone {79214}{79250}I'm not from Mississippi. {79288}{79312}I've got a guy here {79314}{79338}who needs his ears lowered. {79340}{79368}Hey, Lilly. {79370}{79406}Dean, my man. {79408}{79444}Come on,|I'll get the seat. {79472}{79502}That's Dean? {79504}{79558}He's big, strong and jealous, {79562}{79592}so watch yourself. {79592}{79630}So I see you done met {79630}{79690}the big-time music producer|from New York, huh? {79694}{79722}Music producer? {79722}{79758}Lilly has the best {79758}{79782}voice in town. {79782}{79806}I know. {79808}{79868}You don't have to wait with me. {79870}{79920}No one else's mom|waits for them. {79920}{79956}He'll be fine. {79960}{80032}Okay, I'm going to be|next door, all right? {80098}{80178}Dean, don't talk to strangers. {80180}{80214}Yo, big man. {80216}{80292}You want us to sing you|a song like we did last time? {80294}{80328}Yes, please. {80330}{80360}It'll cost you. {80362}{80420}I'll give you|a thousand money. {80422}{80462}Deal. {80588}{80662}Ooh... {80664}{80712}When I was a little boy {80714}{80758}When I was just a boy {80760}{80798}And the devil|would call my name {80800}{80840}When I was just a boy {80842}{80902}I'd say "Now who do, {80904}{80956}Who do you think|you're fooling?" {80960}{81014}- When I was just a boy|- I'm a consecrated boy {81016}{81074}When I was just a boy {81074}{81156}I'm a singer in a Sunday choir {81156}{81208}Oh, my mama loves me {81210}{81256}She loves me {81256}{81326}She get down on her knees|and hug me {81328}{81396}Oh, she loves me like a rock {81422}{81498}She rocks me|like the rock of ages {81500}{81546}And loves me {81548}{81620}She love me, love me,|love me, love me {81624}{81664}When I was grown|to be a man {81666}{81702}Grown to be a man {81704}{81746}And the devil would|call my name {81748}{81784}Grown to be a man {81786}{81840}I'd say "Now who do, {81842}{81906}Who do you think|you're fooling?" {81906}{81982}- Grown to be a man|- I'm a consummated man {81986}{82022}Grown to be a man {82024}{82112}I can snatch a little purity {82112}{82196}Oh, my mama loves me,|she loves me {82196}{82268}She get down on her knees|and hug me {82270}{82338}Like she loves me like a rock. {82372}{82408}Lilly. {82410}{82488}You know, at first I was|afraid you'd follow me here, {82492}{82530}but I actually feel a lot safer {82532}{82576}knowing you're not|in the same room with my son. {82578}{82628}And to answer|your next question, no... {82630}{82654}You're not married. {82660}{82702}Don't finish my sentences. {82704}{82760}That's why you're|a sinner. {82760}{82814}Stay far away from me. {82818}{82886}No, no... {82890}{82964}No, I'm saying, that's no|reason to treat you badly. {82964}{82998}I mean, how dare they? {82998}{83024}It's not your fault. {83026}{83058}Well, it's 50% your fault {83060}{83104}because it takes|two people to... {83104}{83140}Well, you know what I mean. {83144}{83204}No. {83206}{83266}I'm saying it's a pity {83268}{83314}that you don't have|a complete family, {83316}{83348}but it's still no reason... {83350}{83392}Oh, don't talk to me|about family, {83396}{83450}Mr. Didn't Call Aunt Sally|For 20 Years. {83486}{83518}Hi.|Hi. {83630}{83658}I'm sorry. {83662}{83742}I'm starting to see how|tough things are for you. {83746}{83770}Oh, yes. {83772}{83814}Boo-hoo for the poor,|black mother {83814}{83860}stuck in her hometown|without a man. {83862}{83886}Whatever shall I do? {83890}{83922}I didn't mean it that way. {83964}{84006}Excuse me, Lilly, I'm sorry, {84008}{84062}but your card|is maxed out again. {84064}{84136}I forgot to put|my paycheck in. {84218}{84264}Thank you. {84266}{84306}- Excuse me.|- Hmm-mm. {84308}{84378}Hey, try this one. {84494}{84530}Sorry, Dr. Hill, {84532}{84558}yours is declined, too. {84560}{84610}Dr. Hill? You a doctor? {84614}{84650}No, that's just my music name. {84650}{84690}You know, like Dr. John,|Dr. Dre. {84692}{84736}Try this one. {84790}{84814}Well, that's cleared. {84816}{84840}Of course. {84844}{84870}Sign here. {84924}{84964}Thank you. {84966}{84988}That was really nice. {84990}{85014}You didn't|have to do that. {85016}{85066}That's what I'm saying,|I'm a nice guy. {85068}{85108}I don't know|what the problem is. {85110}{85150}I usually get along better|with beautiful women. {85152}{85210}Okay, I'll... {85212}{85260}I'll give you a check|tomorrow, first thing. {85262}{85308}Oh, um, cash. {85310}{85346}Cash. {85416}{85442}Reverend. {85446}{85556}Oh... Darrin. {85560}{85612}Thanks for meeting me here. {85616}{85694}Uh, how's it going|with the choir? {85696}{85808}Well, I'm still having trouble|recruiting the members. {85810}{85860}Son, it's at times like these {85862}{85924}I suggest listening|to God's voice. {85924}{85992}Sorry, Rev, I'm not|into the spooky stuff. {85994}{86030}Oh, just open it up. {86158}{86184}And these people can sing? {86184}{86210}Oh, yes. {86248}{86322}Please don't tell my sister. {86326}{86366}Hello, everyone. {86366}{86394}I'd like you to welcome {86396}{86436}the new members of our choir. {86438}{86480}So when is this competition? {86484}{86516}In a few weeks. {86520}{86562}And our new organist. {86692}{86724}You touch my keyboard {86724}{86768}and I kick your|drunk 'bama ass. {86770}{86802}Oh, oh, wait, Homer. {86804}{86836}Now, if we stand any chance {86838}{86882}of getting into|the Gospel Explosion, {86884}{86926}we could use|all the help we can get. {86930}{86950}Shoot. {86954}{86980}Bringing all these drunks {86980}{87014}up into the church|with hats on {87016}{87058}and drunks and everything. {87062}{87100}Okay, everyone, please. {87102}{87156}Okay, good. {87268}{87344}Good. Uh...|I'd like to... {87346}{87388}I'd like to try a new song. {87390}{87428}Um... uh... {87430}{87464}Tasha? {87492}{87540}Can you, uh, get rid|of the gum, please? {87566}{87622}Sure. {87804}{87842}Okay. {87846}{87890}That was nasty. {87918}{88036}Uh..."Swing Low,|Sweet Chariot." {88090}{88130}Oh, ah, uh, Homer, please. {88174}{88200}Scooter. {88624}{88722}Swing low {88722}{88828}Sweet chariot {88828}{88972}Comin' for to carry me|home... {88974}{89022}Wait-wait-wait,|wait, wait, stop, stop. {89024}{89070}Stop, wait, um...|this is not working. {89072}{89100}Um... {89102}{89144}You need to pick|a lead singer. {89144}{89200}You'd know that if you knew what|you were doing. {89200}{89260}Oh, oh, could-could I maybe try? {89324}{89348}Bessie... {89348}{89404}would you, uh, like to try? {89464}{89490}No. {89536}{89586}My dear departed|husband James said {89586}{89672}that when I sing, it|made him think of heaven. {89674}{89730}Probably meant he wanted|to blow his brains out. {89770}{89794}Paulina, {89796}{89824}you've sung lead {89826}{89868}- before?|- I have, {89868}{89908}and it gave me great joy. {89908}{89950}Oh, good. Then it'll hurt|that much more {89950}{90002}when I find someone else. {90200}{90250}Be careful, Dean, baby,|don't hurt yourself. {90250}{90276}Oh, let the boy be. {90278}{90318}He's already wearing|more protection {90320}{90368}then they gave me|when I fought in the war. {90370}{90392}Oh! {90394}{90420}- Hey.|- Hey. {90422}{90472}You're the pain in the butt|from the barbershop. {90506}{90554}He must have heard|that somewhere. {90556}{90602}Hi, there, young man. {90604}{90650}I'm Lilly's grandfather. {90652}{90692}Hello, sir. {90692}{90744}I've been waiting|for a nice, strong young man {90746}{90792}to come and whisk Lilly away. {90792}{90840}Somebody did that already,|remember? {90842}{90894}She shouldn't be wasting|the next 25 years of her life {90898}{90942}taking care of no old man. {90946}{90990}No, she should go off {90990}{91046}and have a life of her own. {91144}{91178}Cool! {91180}{91216}Sammy Sosa. {91218}{91240}What do you say? {91242}{91276}He said cool. {91278}{91310}Dean? {91312}{91360}Thank you. {91362}{91410}Look, Granddaddy. {91412}{91466}- I got Sammy Sosa.|- Oh, okay. {91468}{91530}So have you changed|your mind about the choir? {91532}{91598}Why should I,|'cause you gave Dean a toy? {91600}{91678}No. Yes? {91722}{91768}Why is this so important to you? {91770}{91856}Because it's what|my Aunt Sally wanted me to do. {91856}{91904}Every time I pack my bags|to leave, {91904}{91948}I get that image|of her helping my Mom out {91950}{91978}when I was little... {91980}{92020}and because|it was her last wish {92022}{92056}to get into the Explosion, {92058}{92084}and because... {92086}{92134}And because|you're getting $150,000. {92136}{92196}I thought I'd finish|your sentence for you. {92200}{92244}That is the truth, right? {92348}{92420}Yeah. Yes. {92422}{92466}Thanks for being honest, {92468}{92514}but I can't. {92516}{92550}What? {92552}{92598}You mean, I just told the truth|for nothing? {92600}{92650}Thank you for the loan|yesterday. {92652}{92706}I know you want cash. {92708}{92794}You know, this truth stuff|is highly overrated. {92794}{92860}I don't care who started it. {92864}{92912}You both should be ashamed. {92914}{92996}Okay, let's try it|once more from the top. {93056}{93092}Hey. Thank you,|thank you, thank you. {93094}{93120}I'm not doing this for you. {93122}{93158}The truth is I'm doing this|for Sally. {93160}{93208}Well, thank you anyway. {93246}{93358}Choir, I'd like you to meet|our new soloist, Lilly. {93360}{93398}- What's your last name?|- Tramp. {93400}{93450}I knew this would happen. {93450}{93494}No-no-no, wait, wait,|wait, please, please. {93496}{93568}Let me handle this. Please. {93632}{93708}Have you forgotten that Jesus|loved Mary Magdalene? {93710}{93746}She was a ho. {93746}{93780}"Let him who is without sin {93782}{93822}cast the first stone." {93824}{93854}Thank you for handling it. {93854}{93908}No, no, no, no, no,|I-I don't mean it. {93912}{93988}I'm just saying it|for effect. Please. {94030}{94062}It is your duty {94062}{94096}to help fallen women. {94098}{94142}I'm willing to help. {94142}{94186}- Hi.|- I agree. It's about time {94190}{94242}we get some young Baptist booty|up in this choir. {94242}{94304}Ask her how come she has to keep|so many husbands {94306}{94340}away from their homes down {94342}{94390}at that old sin hole|she be working at. {94392}{94438}Would Aunt Sally|have been this harsh? {94440}{94474}No. {94476}{94530}No, Sally would've wanted Lilly|to stay in the choir... {94532}{94578}- Amen.|- Unlike some people. {94580}{94608}- Amen again.|- That's right. {94612}{94652}If she was a respectable woman, {94652}{94692}she would have|a respectable job. {94696}{94746}The last thing we need|is another loose woman {94746}{94780}up in the choir stand. {94782}{94820}Now she should just|go on home, take care {94822}{94854}of that little bastard baby... {94854}{94880}Leave my son out of this. {94882}{94906}Talk to her. Tell her. {94906}{94942}Dean is a gift from God. {94943}{94970}So is snow and rain, {94973}{95023}but we still have|to wear our rubbers. {95066}{95105}You know what Sally|told me once? {95107}{95133}She said, {95136}{95162}"When life makes you|have to put up {95162}{95198}"with mean and hateful people, {95200}{95236}"just think of them|as sandpaper. {95239}{95304}"They may scratch you,|rub you the wrong way, {95306}{95378}"but eventually...|you end up smooth and polished, {95380}{95426}"and the sandpaper... {95428}{95483}it's just going to be|worn out and ugly." {95543}{95594}Lilly, you don't need my help. {95596}{95666}Now if I could get you all|to sing as well as you fight, {95668}{95721}you'd be the baddest choir|in all of Georgia. {95723}{95757}Now, Lilly is a member {95757}{95805}of this choir|like everyone else. {95807}{95862}If you don't like it, well... {95862}{95893}you can just leave. {95893}{95958}Oh, well that's my cue. {96040}{96073}Y'all coming? {96267}{96327}Uh, Paulina,|I thought you were leaving. {96327}{96378}The choir, yes,|but I'll stay in this church {96380}{96406}as long as I want. {96406}{96447}I'm the treasurer. {96450}{96567}Fine. Fine. Then we'll rehearse|with Lilly as our lead. {96567}{96593}- Watch it, bro.|- Hey! {96593}{96644}- Get down.|- That's mine. Right there. {96646}{96680}Aw, man! {96713}{96745}The Lord is good. {96788}{96828}The Lord bless you. {96828}{96855}Mr. Clean! {96879}{96908}You know, I always {96910}{96932}liked church. {96934}{96965}There's a hell|of a lot more action {96965}{96989}than in the barbershop. {96991}{97032}Okay. {97035}{97080}Ready? {97083}{97107}Hold it. {97109}{97159}Do I come in on the upbeat|or the downbeat? {97162}{97229}Suit yourself. You're the pro. {97229}{97279}Try the downbeat, honey. {97282}{97363}I usually let the Neptunes|program on my upbeat, so... {97363}{97394}Let's try it again {97394}{97421}from the top. {97423}{97440}Wait. {97442}{97464}Aren't you going to arrange us {97466}{97495}for the performance? 64853