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Hey, Yoichi,
I'm heading to the theater now.
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Where are you?
It’s only 9.
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I woke up at 5.
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Are you kidding me?
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I just ran out of makeup.
Can you pick some up?
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Hey, you!
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Hey, asshole!
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Did you sign the divorce papers?
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What are you up to these days?
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You’re lookin’ at it.
I pass out flyers.
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W...wait.
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Wait! I'm not done.
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That fuckin' hurts.
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Let’s take a breather.
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Are you still doing that
ventriloquist shit?
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No one wants to see
that out-of-date shit.
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That shit's so stupid.
There’s no future in it.
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You're gonna be one sad geezer.
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So what?
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God, our marriage was such a joke.
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Gimme $200.
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What?
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We’re not married anymore.
You think you can fuck me for free?
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You heard me, $200!
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Welcome to the
STRETCH and SHORTY show.
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I’m STRETCH!
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I’m STRETCH!
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Hey, SHORTY! Wake up!
Our audience is going to get mad.
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Stop calling me SHORTY!
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Stop calling me SHORTY!
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Whoa!
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Cuz you’re short too…
even shorter than me!
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Like 20 feet shorter!
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We’re almost the same height.
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If that’s the case let’s swap names.
You'll be SHORTY and I’ll be STRETCH.
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Absolutely not.
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You’re so close-minded.
That’s why you’re so short.
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Little. Tiny. Puny!
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Stop calling me that!
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Fucking baby...
It's crying ruined my act.
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Some people were laughing.
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Yoichi, you think my act's out of date?
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Well…
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There’s a new style
getting popular.
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Yeah...
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I know mine's out of date.
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Did something happen?
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Lemme see what
you’ve got so far.
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Ok.
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Hey you big dumb oaf!
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I knew it was just an act.
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I know you call yourself short...
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but I had a feeling you were tall.
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You’re exactly as I
imagined you to be.
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Listening to your act
puts a smile on my face.
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I know it’s weird to say
I was “listening.”
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Thanks.
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I'm sorry for interrupting.
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Here, I asked them to
choose fresh ones.
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I love the color red.
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I hope they are red.
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Ok then.
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What should I do with these?
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She gave 'em to you.
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What!?
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“FROM YOUR FAN, HIKARI”
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Oh my gosh. How cheesy.
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Answer it. I want to fuck
a stupid girl talking on her cell.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Oh, Hikari?
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Luna?
Can you talk?
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Sure.
What’s up?
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What kind of idiot doesn’t turn
her phone off, when with a client?
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Thanks for writing that note.
I gave it to him today.
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Really?
How’d it go?
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I got so nervous,
I don’t remember what I said.
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No way!
Next time you should…
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Hang on a sec….
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You’re gonna have to work it?
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Are you gonna be late tonight?
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Yeah, I think so.
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I’ll talk to you later, ok.
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Why did you hang up?
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Because…
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You shoudn't have hung up.
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Hello?
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Oh shit!
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Good evening!
We are STRETCH and SHORTY!
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Hey, Yoichi!
Where’s the beer?
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Alright, alright!
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“A, E, I, O, U”
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You’re so slow!
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Sorry about that.
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Hey Yoichi, thanks for doing this.
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“I wanna be a little bit taller…”
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You were great.
Come again soon.
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Hikari!
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Luna!
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Hello, it’s Hikari.
I am not available now.
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Oh my goodness!
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Hello?
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Thanks for calling me.
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I wasn’t able to answer
my phone last night.
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I called you?
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This is Daisuke, right?
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Actually…
I’m a bit busy right now.
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Sorry, I’ll try again later.
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Thanks!
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It’s too late to do
anything about it.
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What do you mean?
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The average height for men is 5’ 6”,
you’re only 3’ 3”.
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That’s not true, is it?
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Great job.
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Thank you, ma’am.
Thanks for allowing me to perform here.
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What’s up with Yoichi?
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He seems to have caught a cold.
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Kids are quick to take sick-days.
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No guts!
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Just like that,
whoosh they’re gone.
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I bet.
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He has a really high fever.
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I’m sure he does.
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What are you talking about?
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That was funny.
Be sarcastic like that on stage.
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Back off!
You’re not my dad.
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I was trying to give
you a compliment.
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Oh really?
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What?
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What?
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Fuck off.
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Fuck you!
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Hey, cut it out guys.
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You're on!
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Oh shit, it’s our turn.
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Ladies and gentlmen,
we are ICHIRO and JIRO!
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Today, we'll be performing…
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Yoichi's very lucky
to have a teacher like you.
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I think so.
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Thank you, sir.
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Here.
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When you became my student,
I didn’t think you’d last.
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But you’ve been working so hard.
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You’re getting better,
but you still have a long way to go.
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Just be patient and stay focused.
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That’s all you need.
Stick to it and you’ll be…
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So you mean give up the girl, huh?
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What?
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You got a call from Hikari earlier.
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You spoke to her this morning, right?
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Only because you
called her so many times.
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I know.
I need to focus.
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I’ll forget about her.
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Good.
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It’s you she really likes.
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It’s your voice.
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Here.
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You should get back to the theater.
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I know that!
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I recently got remarried.
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What’s she like?
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She’s got big knockers and a big booty.
And down there…
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I was asking about
her personality, dummy!
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…beats me.
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Hi, how are you?
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Is this Daisuke?
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Sounds like you’re
at a happenin’ spot.
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I’m in the Kabuki-cho district.
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Are you on a date?
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No, I just got off work.
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Oh, you have a job?
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Of course I do, silly.
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Oh, I’m sorry.
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I don’t have a boyfriend.
Do you have a girlfriend?
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No way.
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No girl would want to date
a starving artist like me.
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I could be your girlfriend.
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What?
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I'm drunk.
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I was so tired after work.
So, I had a couple beers.
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I'll call you later, ok?
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I’ve been so worried about you.
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This isn’t right.
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You're drenched with sweat...
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Hello?
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I was following her
to see who she was.
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She’s a prostitute.
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She works at a fantasy whore house.
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You sound shocked.
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No, really?
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Who cares?
You’re flipping out over nothing.
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Should I make an appointment with her?
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I will too.
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Seriously?
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Why? What’s it to you?
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Nothing.
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What'd he want?
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You need to make a decision.
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I told you my husband died
from cirrhosis of the liver.
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Life is short.
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What difference would getting
married make in our lives?
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It's really up to you.
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Hey, Yoichi.
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Yoichi.
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Do you wanna go first?
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Okay, I'll go.
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"THE TRAIN MAN PLAYHOUSE"
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See you tomorrow.
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"YAMAKAWA ACUPUNCTURE"
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Pardon me.
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00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:50,029
You must be Daisuke, right?
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Hello.
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Stalker.
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Cheers!
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00:26:18,357 --> 00:26:19,810
Damn girl, you can drink!
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00:26:21,685 --> 00:26:22,826
Do you have a cold?
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00:26:27,736 --> 00:26:29,536
You smell really nice.
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00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,157
It’s called "eau d'hospital."
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I disinfect acupuncture needles.
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Turn that way.
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00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,732
There’s an area called the ‘Fumon.'
It should help with your cold.
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You smell good, too.
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00:27:09,346 --> 00:27:12,428
You remember our conversation
from the other night?
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What'd we talk about?
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00:27:16,056 --> 00:27:18,873
Never mind,
I think you were drunk.
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00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:23,607
I never lie,
not even when I’m drunk.
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00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:29,185
I have a best friend.
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Her name's Luna.
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00:27:34,146 --> 00:27:37,287
Sounds like a comedy duo in the making.
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00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:41,928
Something like that.
We do everything together.
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00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:45,146
She picked out these clothes for me.
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She’s got great taste.
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Are your friends ventriloquists?
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They tell me I’m annoying to drink with.
I don’t like those guys.
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If I heard them say that,
I’d stick ‘em with my needles.
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Thanks.
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00:28:15,478 --> 00:28:21,568
When I was in 5th grade,
I got a bad fever and went blind.
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I was so depressed
when everything went black.
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You’re wondering
why I’m bringing this up.
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My blindness doesn’t bother me anymore,
I’ve come to terms with it.
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Some people are only nice to me
'cause I’m “the blind girl.” I hate that.
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It makes me happy when people
are nice to me just because.
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Some people say ventriloquism's
a dead art, but I don’t agree.
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I’m trying to combine classic
and modern to create a new style.
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I’m on the cutting edge!
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00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:10,451
What’s it like?
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00:30:10,722 --> 00:30:11,389
What?
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00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:14,435
What’s the cutting edge of
ventriloquism look like?
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00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:15,943
Well…
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00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:21,975
Because I like what
you’re doing right now.
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00:30:22,172 --> 00:30:25,435
You're right.
Changing isn't always good.
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00:30:35,827 --> 00:30:38,232
Hikari, I wanna tell you...
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00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:40,217
Yes?
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00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:51,967
I'm going home.
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00:31:13,726 --> 00:31:17,240
Can you turn the lights off?
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00:31:42,211 --> 00:31:43,169
Come to me.
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00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:03,342
Do you think i'm a virgin?
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00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:18,924
I’ve been with three men.
I have needs.
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00:33:23,474 --> 00:33:27,994
I’m a normal girl and I
want to be with you.
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00:33:31,505 --> 00:33:34,736
You’re gonna catch my cold.
Let’s not do this tonight.
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00:33:40,414 --> 00:33:42,658
I want your cold.
266
00:35:33,252 --> 00:35:33,940
Daisuke!
267
00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:39,237
Daisuke!
268
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,557
Hikari.
269
00:36:45,726 --> 00:36:48,369
I really love the way you smell.
270
00:37:00,853 --> 00:37:01,892
I'm going to work.
271
00:37:08,871 --> 00:37:12,150
Um… be careful, ok.
272
00:37:17,408 --> 00:37:18,384
I’ll call you.
273
00:37:30,171 --> 00:37:33,872
Ouch! Quit it!
274
00:37:38,072 --> 00:37:39,244
What’s with you?
275
00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:41,127
What?
276
00:37:42,392 --> 00:37:44,033
What do you mean, “what?"
277
00:37:45,151 --> 00:37:46,275
What?
278
00:37:48,121 --> 00:37:49,103
You got some, didn’t you?
279
00:37:51,531 --> 00:37:52,931
All I got was a “cold."
280
00:37:59,816 --> 00:38:01,172
He's making mistakes.
281
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,132
He’s too young to be senile.
282
00:38:03,966 --> 00:38:05,499
You senile bastard.
283
00:38:06,494 --> 00:38:07,422
What?
284
00:38:07,859 --> 00:38:09,826
I said you’re fucking senile!
285
00:38:09,993 --> 00:38:13,218
Oh yeah?
At least I’m funny.
286
00:38:13,871 --> 00:38:14,734
Fuck you!
287
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,260
What did you say?
288
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:17,351
Go fuck yourself.
289
00:38:19,307 --> 00:38:21,773
You’ve reached
STRETCH and SHORTY’s phone.
290
00:38:22,948 --> 00:38:24,882
Um? Is Daisuke there?
291
00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:32,586
You must be Hikari.
You guys went on a date yesterday, right?
292
00:38:33,199 --> 00:38:33,726
Yeah...
293
00:38:35,085 --> 00:38:35,922
Did you have fun?
294
00:38:36,593 --> 00:38:38,078
Are you Daisuke's apprentice?
295
00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:44,273
You went to a beer garden, a club,
and then to a hotel...
296
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:48,945
How was it?
297
00:38:50,086 --> 00:38:51,156
Did you like it?
298
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,554
Did you feel good?
299
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,609
He was really excited.
300
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:03,093
He said you look like an angel,
but are a real freak in the sheets!
301
00:39:03,745 --> 00:39:05,437
I hear you give good head.
302
00:39:07,509 --> 00:39:11,328
Where’d you learn to do that?
303
00:39:12,381 --> 00:39:18,265
Oh right! Since you’re blind
your other senses are heightened, right?
304
00:39:29,427 --> 00:39:30,304
Shit.
305
00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:35,187
What?
306
00:39:36,218 --> 00:39:37,453
You should see a doctor.
307
00:39:43,993 --> 00:39:45,007
Stop!
308
00:39:45,203 --> 00:39:46,195
Not now!
309
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,570
Good work today.
310
00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:15,062
You old bitch!
311
00:42:19,001 --> 00:42:20,632
He made a decision.
312
00:42:47,406 --> 00:42:49,023
I know myself.
313
00:42:51,503 --> 00:42:57,156
I know I’m not talented.
I’m not focused.
314
00:43:00,102 --> 00:43:02,250
You know what I think?
315
00:43:04,693 --> 00:43:06,593
Ventriloquism is for losers!
316
00:43:06,727 --> 00:43:08,140
You’re a fucking loser!
317
00:43:26,761 --> 00:43:28,359
Goddamnit!
318
00:43:43,635 --> 00:43:49,648
Phone call from Daisuke.
319
00:43:51,867 --> 00:43:54,937
You've reached the
STRETCH and SHORTY show!
320
00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:07,578
Here’s the thing…
I found a new partner.
321
00:44:09,138 --> 00:44:10,023
You did, huh?
322
00:44:11,302 --> 00:44:14,468
But he’s got really bad breath.
323
00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:17,156
Mine’s got stinky feet.
324
00:44:18,624 --> 00:44:19,617
Sounds horrible.
325
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:21,945
What’re we gonna do?
326
00:44:24,773 --> 00:44:26,156
Look at that big dumb oaf.
327
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:28,140
Yeah…
328
00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:32,359
Where do we go from here?
329
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:36,297
I don’t know.
330
00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:42,187
Hikari!
331
00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:03,922
Sorry to keep you waiting.
332
00:45:08,304 --> 00:45:09,375
Are you pissed?
333
00:45:12,931 --> 00:45:14,320
Are those new shoes?
334
00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:18,773
Where do you wanna go tonight?
335
00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,007
What’s up with you?
336
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:33,539
Why are we here again?
337
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,117
You want to go somewhere else?
338
00:45:38,996 --> 00:45:41,109
Next is a club and then a hotel?
339
00:45:46,414 --> 00:45:47,695
You think I’m a real idiot.
340
00:45:49,106 --> 00:45:50,265
You think I’m stupid.
341
00:45:51,105 --> 00:45:52,156
No!
342
00:45:52,273 --> 00:45:54,172
Then explain it to me!
343
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:56,945
Just tell me the fucking truth!
344
00:46:08,309 --> 00:46:09,797
Fucking asshole!
345
00:46:58,296 --> 00:47:07,164
I’m getting word that 35 year old
ventriloquist, Mr. Daisuke Kato…
346
00:47:11,647 --> 00:47:19,234
…was unable to tell the love of
his life, Hikari, the truth…
347
00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:22,336
so she dumped him.
348
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:26,062
Huh? Why?
349
00:47:26,812 --> 00:47:27,882
Because...
350
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:36,880
“I want to be a little bit taller…”
351
00:47:41,132 --> 00:47:45,899
You there?
Hey dumbass, you there?
352
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:53,774
I’m working for a life insurance
company, but business is slow.
353
00:47:55,319 --> 00:47:57,360
You ever thought about getting a policy?
354
00:47:59,384 --> 00:48:00,055
Nope.
355
00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,220
Found it.
356
00:48:08,229 --> 00:48:09,571
What's your name?
357
00:48:10,111 --> 00:48:10,852
I’m Yoichi.
358
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,352
So the ex-wife and ex-student
bump into each other.
359
00:48:17,942 --> 00:48:19,548
Isn't it funny?
360
00:48:27,629 --> 00:48:29,266
I’m fucking tired.
361
00:48:46,117 --> 00:48:48,766
Quit it.
You’re gonna wrinkle my clothes.
362
00:49:04,406 --> 00:49:05,829
Cut it out.
363
00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:32,329
Lemme sign you up for a policy, ok?
364
00:49:33,939 --> 00:49:34,892
Whatever!
365
00:49:53,089 --> 00:49:55,110
Hurry up.
I’m on a tight schedule.
366
00:50:06,839 --> 00:50:08,438
He’s not here.
367
00:50:13,693 --> 00:50:16,891
You want to come in
and wait for him?
368
00:50:21,877 --> 00:50:24,766
What you said to me
on the phone, was it true?
369
00:50:27,741 --> 00:50:30,555
You want to get fucked again?
You're a fool.
370
00:50:31,173 --> 00:50:34,134
Hey, what’s keeping you?
371
00:50:34,807 --> 00:50:35,423
Later.
372
00:51:14,927 --> 00:51:15,868
Hello?
373
00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:21,208
Yeah, I’m good.
374
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:27,653
I’m still working and hanging out.
Everything’s great.
375
00:51:30,491 --> 00:51:33,770
So how's the farming and stuff?
376
00:51:35,686 --> 00:51:39,239
Oh, I see.
The harvest is already done.
377
00:51:43,194 --> 00:51:43,989
Hey mom…
378
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:53,114
Describe the dragonflies to me,
like you did when I was little?
379
00:52:04,906 --> 00:52:05,794
How’d it go?
380
00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:09,989
They said the theater's closing soon.
381
00:52:10,831 --> 00:52:12,020
That’s just a rumor.
382
00:52:14,993 --> 00:52:17,059
That’s what she wants to do, though.
383
00:52:19,593 --> 00:52:21,528
I'll keep it open.
384
00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:27,419
Get outta my way.
385
00:52:28,256 --> 00:52:29,286
How’s Hikari?
386
00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:31,243
That’s none of your business.
387
00:52:31,352 --> 00:52:35,294
Last time I saw her
she was at your place.
388
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,653
Here’s your key.
389
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,044
See you later.
390
00:52:55,971 --> 00:52:58,536
You’ve reached the
STRETCH and SHORTY show.
391
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:09,239
"YAMAKAWA ACUPUNCTURE"
CLOSED TODAY
392
00:53:15,146 --> 00:53:19,154
You and Hikari's boyfriend know each other?
393
00:53:19,615 --> 00:53:25,630
I heard about you from him. So... how's Hikari these days?
394
00:53:28,021 --> 00:53:30,114
We haven't been hanging out much lately.
395
00:53:30,349 --> 00:53:30,849
Oh, really?
396
00:53:39,490 --> 00:53:44,232
Don't tell her i told you, but it was her first time.
397
00:53:51,943 --> 00:53:56,387
I’m sure it was scary for her.
398
00:53:58,668 --> 00:53:59,927
Because she's blind.
399
00:54:02,106 --> 00:54:04,239
Is he a ventriloquist?
400
00:54:06,391 --> 00:54:09,591
The first time's terrifying for everyone.
401
00:54:11,011 --> 00:54:14,794
I can’t imagine going through it blind.
402
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:21,427
She jumped in head first
and fell in love too fast.
403
00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:31,450
I was so happy
when she told me she had a good time.
404
00:54:33,235 --> 00:54:36,028
What a relief, you know?
405
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,528
Um, you don’t really seem
all that into this.
406
00:54:50,527 --> 00:54:51,723
Why are you crying?
407
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,005
I don’t know anything!
408
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:58,864
You're an asshole!
409
00:54:59,594 --> 00:55:00,950
Thank you very much!
410
00:55:01,379 --> 00:55:02,427
Great job out there.
411
00:55:02,912 --> 00:55:04,825
Hey, you look taller.
412
00:55:05,086 --> 00:55:06,270
Hello.
413
00:55:06,638 --> 00:55:08,552
Thanks, boss.
414
00:55:08,688 --> 00:55:11,755
Thank you.
415
00:55:19,294 --> 00:55:23,317
Did you get my message?
She’s leaving and going back home.
416
00:55:24,118 --> 00:55:24,950
Oh, ok.
417
00:55:25,761 --> 00:55:27,778
She mentioned she wanted to see you.
418
00:55:29,398 --> 00:55:33,255
“She’ll be waiting in the park.”
419
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,942
Welcome to the STRETCH
and SHORTY show!
420
00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:42,802
Hey, have you grown?
421
00:55:44,902 --> 00:55:45,809
Don’t sleep!
422
00:55:47,377 --> 00:55:48,403
Don’t throw up!
423
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,091
Don’t die!
424
00:55:51,393 --> 00:55:53,927
Hey, lemme check out your shoes.
425
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,589
No way!
426
00:55:58,606 --> 00:56:04,778
According to the paper, all ventriloquist dummies
have been complaining about their height.
427
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:12,706
“I just want to be taller.
Why can’t I be taller?”
428
00:56:13,893 --> 00:56:17,223
Hey, give me your shoes!
429
00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:18,608
No!
430
00:56:19,713 --> 00:56:20,505
Give me!
431
00:56:21,527 --> 00:56:22,645
Noooooo!
432
00:56:40,894 --> 00:56:41,872
What a dumbass.
433
00:57:06,316 --> 00:57:08,005
You’re still wearing those shoes.
434
00:57:17,428 --> 00:57:18,637
It’s part of my act.
435
00:57:19,594 --> 00:57:21,161
Hikari, I'm sorry.
436
00:57:32,426 --> 00:57:37,497
You make the audience laugh
by making fun of yourself, right?
437
00:57:43,884 --> 00:57:45,622
I do the same thing sometimes.
438
00:57:51,126 --> 00:57:52,778
I wish I had realized that.
439
00:57:56,449 --> 00:57:57,223
I’m sorry.
440
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,809
No, I’m sorry.
441
00:58:15,366 --> 00:58:16,997
Wait, someone might see us.
442
00:58:23,327 --> 00:58:25,950
What's that matter?
I can’t see them.
443
01:00:17,099 --> 01:00:17,661
That's so good...
444
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:20,365
It is...
445
01:00:25,919 --> 01:00:26,872
Yes.
446
01:00:34,450 --> 01:00:35,224
Daisuke...
447
01:00:35,661 --> 01:00:36,365
Hikari...
448
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:20,809
It’s easier being led
by a shorter person.
449
01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:22,653
Take off your shoes.
450
01:01:22,823 --> 01:01:23,731
And go barefoot?
451
01:01:24,789 --> 01:01:26,450
Should I give you a piggyback ride?
452
01:01:29,314 --> 01:01:30,614
Here are some stairs.
453
01:01:46,845 --> 01:01:48,067
And then?
454
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:52,786
And then your daddy died…
and you were born.
455
01:01:56,649 --> 01:02:01,458
You and daddy met here, and he
died where you fell in love?
456
01:02:02,150 --> 01:02:03,059
That’s right.
457
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,166
What’s that?
458
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,559
Hm? What’s what?
459
01:02:20,053 --> 01:02:21,556
There's something over there.
460
01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:26,450
Take a look,
I promise it's something beautiful.
461
01:02:52,950 --> 01:02:54,684
According to the newspaper…
462
01:02:59,290 --> 01:03:02,856
KONATSU
SHOTA KOTAKI / YOTA KAWASE
463
01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:08,151
RIKO MORITA
RIO MOCHIZUKI / SHIHO TACHIBANA
464
01:03:08,694 --> 01:03:12,226
KAZUO YAMAUCHI
YUTAKA IKEJIMA / HORYU NAKAMURA
465
01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:20,225
a KOKUEI / SHIN TOHO PICTURES Production
466
01:03:20,226 --> 01:03:24,726
Executive Producer
DAISUKE ASAKURA
467
01:03:24,727 --> 01:03:27,225
Produced by NAKATO KINUKAWA
KAZUTO MORITA /
KYOICHI MASUKO
468
01:03:27,226 --> 01:03:30,693
Music by KENTARO NOJIMA
469
01:03:30,694 --> 01:03:34,193
Cinematography by MASAHIDE IIOKA
Edited by SHOJI SAKAI
470
01:03:40,193 --> 01:03:45,694
Written and Directed by
DAISUKE GOTO
471
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:55,560
English translation: Yasuhiro Higuchi
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