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- I finished my book.
- It's not good.
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We're circling
Claire Vanderbilt
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for the summer push.
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Gaynor turned churchy.
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Jake is into somenightmare gaming.
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"Going to be in wine country.
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Want to meet me?"
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Think I need to go home.
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Unless you don't.
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- I'll build your fence.
- I thought you sold insurance.
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Suck a hot dick.
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Well, not anymore.
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Actually wearing that medal
she gave me.
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Oh, that's cool.
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They just offered me Thom's job.
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- When do we start?
- You want me to summon a demon?
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I need your help
to finish my book.
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I want to come inside you.
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You want to possess me?
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Fuck it.
Okay, Rosemary, come inside me.
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No!
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Rise and shine, everyone.
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It's time to go to the funeral.
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Valerie He
was a woman of faith.
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- But like many of us...
- I can't believe she's gone.
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...she struggledwith her demons.
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I know. It blows.
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We mustacknowledge the many tragedies
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that afflicted herin this life.
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It doesn't blow. I'm an orphan.
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Valerie losther husband, Henry...
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How would you feel
if your mother
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jumped out of a window
onto a fence?
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...eight yearsago in a freak accident.
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Yeah, it's complicated.
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They were loving...
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Can't help but feel like
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if I had somehow
made a worse fence,
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she'd still be here.
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Oh, don't blame yourself.
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...a shock for Valerie.
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When a woman wants to die,
she'll find a way.
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Henry stuck his head
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out of a movingschool bus window
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- and was decapitated...
- Hey, buddy. Hi.
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So sad, huh?
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How'd you know Valerie?
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- We went out twice.
- Oh.
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Her father waskilled by a pack of dogs...
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Actually, tonight was supposed
to be the third date.
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They were rottweilers.
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That's the date where
you're supposed to get sex.
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Laird, a woman just died.
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Maybe you wait till her body's
in the ground
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before talking
about fucking her.
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- Amen.
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Let's go.
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- Jake!
- Just a minute!
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Her name is Daisy.
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I thought she was an NPC,
but then she led me to this.
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Dude, check it out.
I bet she was murdered.
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Bro, I bet she wants us
to find her murderer.
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- Bro.
- Dude.
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Jake, now!
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- Good morning.
- Correction, great morning.
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I love these suits
you picked out for me.
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How do I look?
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Like a hundred dollars.
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Oh, I hope I didn't make
this collar too stiff.
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- Mm, I like them stiff.
- I bet you do.
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Ew, when are old people
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finally disgusted
by each other?
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Let you know when we get old.
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Why is my bag warm?
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I made you fresh peach cobbler.
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Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Give your mother a kiss.
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Jacob, eyes on me.
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I'm going with Ryan.
I'll see ya.
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Oh, Gaynor, I put some money
in your purse for lunch.
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You went through my purse?
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I told you
not to touch my shit.
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Jesus fuck, Gaynor.
I gave you free money.
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Just say fucking thank you.
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Fine,
I'll take your fucking money.
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Nice outfit.
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Pat, you okay?
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Oh, yeah. I just...
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- Well, you know Gaynor.
- Oh.
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Oh, I'ma be late
for my first day back at work.
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- Mm.
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Your cobbler.
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Who is this lady?
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Terry, I want to throw a party.
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What? You hate parties?
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We haven't had a housewarming.
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I want to show off the house.
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You hate the house.
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I just needed time
to get used to it.
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We can invite
all of our new friends.
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You don't have any new friends.
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Jesus fuck, Terry.
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I just want to have
a cocktail party.
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I'm not asking to land
the Mars Rover.
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Okay, okay, I'm just not sure
throwing a party
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is such a great idea
for a former party girl.
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They write books
about that sort of thing.
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You literally
wrote a book about that.
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And now I'm writing a book
about a '50s housewife.
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Fifties housewife
who smokes a lot.
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She also likes to cook
and clean and make love.
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Are you not on board with that?
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Oh, I am fully on board
with that.
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Let's celebrate.
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All right, who do you
want to invite?
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Well, you can invite Laird,
and I'll invite Kam.
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Okay.
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- Table for four, huh?
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Invite Kathryn.
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I'd like to meet her.
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I don't want to mix business
with pleasure.
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She's your partner.
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I'd like to know who she is.
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This feels a little,
you know, weird.
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It's only weird
if you make it weird.
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- Y-your, uh, bosoms.
- Fresh.
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Here, we can dropall your mom's stuff in here.
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What's in these boxes anyway?
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Oh, it's just some stuff
about the town
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but mostly articles
and research
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my mom collected
about your house.
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Yeah, no offense,
but your mom
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was a bit of a creeper.
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Well, she was obsessed
with your house.
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Even when it was empty,
she always sensed...
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a presence.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Gosh.
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Jake?
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Sorry, I was doing something,
and then I heard
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- you guys come in.
- Perv.
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No-no, there's a hole
in the back of this skull.
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- Ah, perv!
- No!
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I found this old skull,
and there's a hole in it,
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and I'm trying
to find the murder weapon.
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So fucking creepy. Go, go.
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Sorry, I know I curse a lot.
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Oh, I kinda don't even
hear it anymore.
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I was actually looking
at your necklace.
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The one my mom gave you.
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Do you want it back?
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No, she'd want you
to keep it.
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My mom always wore hers
for protection,
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but she wasn't wearing it
when she died.
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They never found it.
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I can't believe she's gone.
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Mm, ah, sorry,
I have terrible instincts.
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Get that from my mother along
with my flass and cursing.
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Fuck, um...
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could you please
say something now?
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We did it.
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I mean, this is better
than Cressida.
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We did it?
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You have no fucking idea
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what I had to do
to bring Rosemary back.
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Okay, who cares?
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I can't wait to see
how it ends.
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And yeah, I'ma take
a little credit,
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because I motivated you.
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What, so that was all a lie
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about me not getting
the summer release
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and giving it to that twatkin
Claire Vanderbilt?
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
that was true.
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Don't be mad.
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You and I both know
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that sometimes you need
some tough love.
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- Mm.
- All right, there you are.
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Thank you. Do you think
I can get an extra dressing?
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What the hell happened?
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Oh, I told Kam
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we needed $250,000 or we walk.
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- What did she say?
- She said no. So we walked.
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It's one thing
to fuck my husband.
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It's anotherto fuck my career.
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We're just playing ball.
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I'm supposed to be in charge.
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Well, you are
until you need help,
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and then I take over.
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And why did we buy this car?
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Oh, that's on me.
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Rolf never let me
use the good car.
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Fuck, Rosemary,
just help me write my book.
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Stop buying cars,
and stop smoking.
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It's unhealthy.
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Says who?
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Okay, I'm late for therapy.
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Oh, we canceled
because we're doing great.
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No, no,
we're not--we're not "we."
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It's "me." I'm doing great.
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- Put your seat belt on.
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Crazy fucking lady.
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- Daisy?
- Who's Daisy?
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Oh.
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Gaynor, come zip Mother up.
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Daughter doesn't want to.
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Oh, for once,
can you do something for me
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without giving me lip?
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Thank you. Join me for a drink?
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You know I'm 16, right?
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Well, that didn't stop you
from sleeping
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with the virgin orphan.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Who told you?
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Mothers can sense these things.
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So what are you gonna do now?
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I don't know.
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What do you care? You don't
want me dating him anyway.
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You win.
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Life is way too short
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to spend so much energy
hating your mother.
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I don't hate you.
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I just... don't want to be you.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
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That makes you
a normal daughter.
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Look, I'm just--
I'm trying not to be
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such a shitty person
right now, okay?
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And I thought being baptized
would help.
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And then I sleep with a virgin.
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What the fuck is wrong with me?
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What is wrong
is that you're 16 years old
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and you think
that every decision you make
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is the end of the world.
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It's just not. Trust me.
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Come here.
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I just--
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I just--
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I feel like I can't
fucking win.
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Well, that is called
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being a woman.
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What are you doing?
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I'm touching you.
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I love you. Come here.
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Come here.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Kathryn, welcome
to "Connec-ticut."
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Are you kidding me
with this house?
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How much more money
do you make than me?
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Uh, national average
is about 30%.
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But I actually got it
way below asking.
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Wow, you look--
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- Hey.
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Sorry about that.
I was wrapping up a work call.
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You must be Terry.
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Yes, yes. Uh, you are?
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Blake, my husband.
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Oh, Blake. The husband.
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Yes, wow.
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Okay, got it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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My wife loves you.
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And I love... to hear that.
262
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,352
Hey, you make her so happy,
263
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,420
and I should know.
264
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,355
I'm quite literally an expert.
265
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,358
Blake is a chief
happiness officer.
266
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,260
- Oh.
- Companies hire me
267
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,930
to help employees
find their inner smile.
268
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,598
- Ah.
- You know what the secret is?
269
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,067
No.
270
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,403
You start with an outer smile,
271
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,305
and if that doesn't work,
272
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,173
you give yourself a smile snap.
273
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,177
- Every time.
274
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,547
Well, it's good to be married
to somebody who's happy.
275
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,883
Aren't you goingto introduce me?
276
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,202
Kathryn, this is, uh...
277
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,409
Patricia... the wife.
278
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:41,214
Yes, obviously
I know your name.
279
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,351
I--Kathryn, this is Pat.
280
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,920
Pat, Kat. Kat, Pat.
281
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,054
Pat, Kat.
282
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,222
I've heard so much
about you, Kathryn.
283
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,358
And I have heard
so much about you.
284
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,160
Y-you look fantastic.
285
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,330
Pat is actually researching
a character for her book, so...
286
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,932
- Isn't that fun?
- Very cool.
287
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,533
And who is this?
288
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,402
Blake. I make people happy.
289
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,371
I bet you do.
290
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,378
- Who wants a tour?
- Oh, that-that sounds great.
291
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,512
Okay.
292
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,615
And here we go!
293
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:18,618
Right this way.
294
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,187
Holy shit, this house.
295
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,255
I mean, no wonder
you're writing
296
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,557
such a weird fucking book.
297
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,159
Mrs. Phelps, can I just say,
298
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,628
I am, like,
your number one fan.
299
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,497
Well, call me Patricia.
300
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,465
Okay, Patricia.
301
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,667
I'm Claire Vanderbilt.
302
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,970
What?
303
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,307
Uh, you're the reason
I became a writer.
304
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,608
God damn it.
305
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,944
I was obsessed
with Cressida Unbound.
306
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,447
I even got in trouble for
bringing it to middle school.
307
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,686
That is a great fucking story,
Claire.
308
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,120
Can I talk to you for a second?
309
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,288
Course.
310
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,190
This looks like the Titanic.
311
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,192
Why the fuck
did you invite her?
312
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,061
Because you asked me to.
313
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,729
Obviously I was joking.
314
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,432
Do you know how humiliating
it is to have someone here
315
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,033
who's ten years younger
than you
316
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,702
making ten times more than you?
317
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,970
Okay, both of those numbers
are way off.
318
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:14,507
Listen, after our lunch, I went
and spoke with my publisher
319
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,675
and told her
that you might need
320
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,044
a little bit more
of an advance, so...
321
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,981
Stop her. Don't let her do it.
322
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,249
Stop her.
323
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,018
What the fuck are you saying?
324
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,555
I'm saying I got you $100,000.
325
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,125
- Oh, my God.
- But my job is on the line,
326
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,626
so don't fuck me on this.
327
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,399
- I won't. I promise. Oh, my--
328
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,434
- I love you.
- I love you too.
329
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,103
Come on, let's go celebrate,
mm?
330
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,142
Claire, let me take your coat,
331
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,310
and I'll get you a drink.
332
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,478
You're old enough to drink,
aren't you?
333
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,380
Oh, I'm 27.
334
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,614
Amazing.
335
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,449
Why did you invite her?
336
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,051
Well, I thought
it was important
337
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,219
that we know the competition.
338
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,488
Claire's not my competition.
339
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,090
- She's already won.
- Not Claire, silly.
340
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,692
I invited Claire for fun.
341
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,794
I'm talking about Kathryn.
342
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,596
You've seen the way
that Terry looks at her.
343
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,066
It's the same way that Rolf
looked at his secretary.
344
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,101
Kathryn is not his secretary,
345
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,270
and Terry
is completely faithful.
346
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,671
Really?
347
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,807
He's such an animal in bed.
348
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,109
I really like that one
where you're on top.
349
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,244
Okay, stop it.
350
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,212
And stop having
so much sex with him.
351
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,081
It's-it's giving me a UTI.
352
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,750
Okay, well,
what about that Blake fellow?
353
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,385
I wouldn't mind
taking him home.
354
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,522
You would be taking him
to my home and using my body.
355
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,756
So that's a hard no.
356
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,324
Oh, come on.
357
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,126
Take your medicine.
You're no fun.
358
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,430
No, I've already taken twice
the recommended dosage today.
359
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,831
And it's not working.
360
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,633
Every time you get annoyed,
361
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,802
your horrible personality
pokes out.
362
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,236
It's not horrible.
363
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,638
I just don't like
throwing parties.
364
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,406
When are you going to trust me?
365
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,341
I've restarted your career.
366
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,610
I got eye contact from Jacob.
367
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,213
I even got a hug from the girl.
368
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,185
I am making you
into your best self.
369
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,754
Look, take the pills,
370
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,689
stop resisting,
371
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,459
and let someone else
do the work for once.
372
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,330
Fine.
373
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,709
Laird, you're wearing a kilt.
374
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,511
It is a party.
375
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,714
Do you think
it's a bit too much?
376
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,484
I think it's not enough.
377
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,485
Get inside here.
378
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,286
Hey.
379
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,322
- Wow. Looks good.
- Yeah, yeah, well, we--
380
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,527
Fred! Dad, can Fred stay over?
381
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,728
Thanks. We're gonna sleep
in the tree house.
382
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,597
Come on.
383
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,332
All right, be good.
384
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,800
- Everybody...
385
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,401
...this is Laird.
386
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,503
Laird, the party.
387
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,670
- Hi.
- Hi.
388
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,906
- Hi. How you doing?
- Hi.
389
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,307
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, it's good--
390
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477
- Is this it?
- Mm.
391
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,645
Really?
392
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,315
Okay, everybody, hi.
Sorry about that.
393
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,885
Uh, here's the deal.
394
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,854
This is my first night out
since my girlfriend died.
395
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,426
Um, I'm fine.
396
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,562
I'm sorry.
397
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,265
It's just that I really need
to have a good time tonight.
398
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,536
Oh.
399
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,305
Also, I brought cocaine.
400
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,773
I am loving this guy
in the kilt.
401
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,576
Thank you. I like your suit.
402
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,444
Are you ready?
403
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,779
I was born ready.
404
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,347
Are you nervous?
405
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,682
I was born nervous.
406
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,587
Is there someone here with us?
407
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,361
Is this your skull?
408
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,301
What's your name?
409
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,205
D...
410
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,206
A...
411
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,582
...N.
412
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,318
I thought you said
this was Daisy.
413
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,852
It must be a typo.
414
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,690
I know it feels like
the end of the world,
415
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,359
but it's only because we're 16.
416
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,761
My mom committed suicide.
Then you took my virginity.
417
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,997
Now I'm having
a crisis of faith.
418
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,733
What does that have to do
with being 16?
419
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,768
Um...
420
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,570
you know, it made sense
when I heard it.
421
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,571
Look, if you didn't want
to be with me,
422
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,739
why didn't you just ghost me?
423
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,641
Because I didn't want to be
a shitty person.
424
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,810
Really? Because you're the
shittiest person I've ever met.
425
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,447
I'm not even the shittiest
person in my house.
426
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,983
My idea of heaven
is a solid white nightclub
427
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,485
with me as the headliner
for all eternity.
428
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:53,820
And they love me.
429
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,313
I was just up in the attic.
430
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,614
You're gonna die up there.
431
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:29,889
Oh, shit.
432
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,963
I'm so sorry I peed your floor.
433
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,631
Please have me back.
434
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,300
He'll be fine.
435
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,702
- I think he just...
436
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,671
...had a bad reaction
to cocaine
437
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,340
probably because...
it's cocaine.
438
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,008
Great, weird party.
439
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,744
Try and put the guy pissing
himself on coke in the book.
440
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,312
I'll see what I can do.
441
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,580
I can't find my other glove.
442
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,015
Oh, I'll buy you some more.
443
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,483
Let's get the fuck
out of Connecticut.
444
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,851
- It really freaks me out.
- Bye.
445
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,688
Blake and I
are gonna get going too.
446
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,490
We usually try and leave
before the ambulance arrives.
447
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,792
Such a great party.
448
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,360
Oh, you can't leave.
449
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,862
We haven't had a chanceto get to know each other.
450
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,631
Come on, just stay
for one drink.
451
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,932
One teeny martini.
452
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,669
I insist.
453
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,640
All right, all right, my turn.
454
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,875
Are you one of those?
455
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,378
I don't know
what one of those are,
456
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,646
but I certainly am one.
457
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,882
What a great game.
Where'd you get it?
458
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,984
Pat found it behind the bar.
459
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,387
Holy shit, how is it--
It's 3:30 already.
460
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,688
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, we should go.
461
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,523
I-I have an early morning
at Google.
462
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,991
Thank you both so much.
463
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,860
Just one more question.
464
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,895
We have to complete the circle,
or it's bad luck.
465
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,397
Okay, last one,
466
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,933
'cause I really have had to pee
for, like, an hour.
467
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,836
Ooh, this is a good one.
468
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,406
Have you ever
almost had an affair
469
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,007
with someone you work with?
470
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,447
That's a--
What kinda question is that?
471
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,384
An impertinent one.
472
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:08,521
Have you ever
almost had an affair
473
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,990
with someone you work with?
474
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,029
You know what?
Um, babe, we really should go.
475
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,700
What's going on, babe?
476
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,034
Oh, I'm sorry.
477
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,604
Does Blake not know about
the two of you at the winery?
478
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,506
Oh, Jesus Christ. Um...
479
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,040
What winery?
480
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,909
Pat, what are you doing?
481
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,144
Not our winery.
482
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,481
Terry and I had...
483
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:39,085
a drink at, um, a winery.
484
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,422
Yes, the winery
where we got married,
485
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,024
but nothing happened.
486
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,093
Not the table
under the oak tree.
487
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,999
Oh, my God.
488
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,100
Why would you do that?
489
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,502
I--you know what?
I had too much to drink.
490
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,570
Yeah, you always have
too much to drink.
491
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,038
And you do drugs.
492
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,206
Yeah, well,
you're my mom's age.
493
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,909
Wow, okay.
494
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,546
I hate this. Ugh!
495
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,017
I fucking hate this!
496
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,919
You're...
497
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,187
evil.
498
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,026
I was just playing the game.
499
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,509
- Damn it.
- Dude, give it up.
500
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,044
Also, can I have
this picture of your mom?
501
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:41,514
Bro, no.
I-I know her name is Daisy.
502
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:42,949
Who the hell is Dan?
503
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,533
Kathryn, I thought you left.
504
00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:03,970
Uh, I was looking for Blake,
and now I just want to go home.
505
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,538
Can we--
506
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,708
Well, the train stopped running
at, uh, midnight,
507
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:11,944
and the nearest Uber
is Brooklyn.
508
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,613
What am I supposed to do?
509
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,683
Ah, here we go.
510
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,518
Welcome to the Phelps Carlton.
511
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,587
I feel like we should have
a company policy
512
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,155
on sleepovers starting Monday.
513
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,225
I'm so sorry, Kathryn.
514
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,860
I--
515
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,630
I wish I could say
I can't believe
516
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,165
this happened, but...
517
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,667
I can.
518
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,638
You know what? Um...
519
00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,709
...this was
a really shitty party.
520
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,177
- Yeah.
521
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:49,815
- This was the worst party...
522
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,718
...that has ever happened
on the planet.
523
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:59,025
What just happened?
524
00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:34,327
"Thanks for giving me back
my smile."
525
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,729
What?
526
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,636
Oh, no.
527
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:44,670
Oh, no.
528
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,344
No, no, no.
529
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,380
What did you do?
530
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,086
Fuck!
531
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,921
Let me show you.
532
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,323
What? Show me what, Valerie He?
533
00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,630
Mom, you give
really shitty advice.
534
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,999
No fucking kidding.
535
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,767
His name is Dan.
He went missing in the 1950s.
536
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,768
Jake, honey, I'm just--
537
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:16,936
I'm having a really bad
morning.
538
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,904
- Pat, hey.
539
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,040
Listen, last night, things
really got outta control.
540
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,175
Terry, I love you.
Not fucking right now.
541
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,245
I did something very bad.
542
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,380
Join the club.
543
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:38,057
What?
544
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,065
Did you kill Valerie He?
545
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,236
Did I, or did we?
546
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,371
You are out of control.
547
00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:54,740
No, Patricia.
548
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,876
I'm in complete control.
549
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:59,011
I'm not afraid of you.
550
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,013
I've been through hell.
551
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,083
If you hurt me or my family,
I will fucking--
552
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,287
Oh, shit.
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