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You gotta be kidding me.
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"Removed from major platforms."
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"Cancelled."
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Fuck.
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Oh. Hey.
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Hi.
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Uh, Ava's out with Tory.
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Oh, that's okay.
I'm here to see you.
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Come on in.
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Is everything okay?
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Can I get you something
to drink?
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I know about the podcast.
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About the podcast?
What podcast?
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You're "Based on a True Story,"
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and you made a deal
with the Westside Ripper.
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- Um, well--
- Mm-mm.
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I saw the texts.
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Look, we were cancelled.
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Okay? We're cancelled.
It's over.
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There's--there's nothing
to talk about.
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I know how to save it.
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You know how to save
the podcast?
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Can we sit?
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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Um...
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have a seat.
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So here's what I'm thinking.
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Your brand is
you're these rebels,
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right, these rulebreakers?
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So fuck the system.
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Fuck Apple.
You can make your own platform.
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There's no ads, no sponsors.
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You just charge fans to join up.
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- Like a subscription.
- Exactly like a subscription.
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Ten bucks a month,
you'll be raking it in,
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and, best of all,
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you won't have to answer
to anybody.
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And what do you get?
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Uh, just a small, little piece.
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I stay quiet, we all make money.
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- Easy.
- What are you doing?
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Don't--
I don't think you should--
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Just put me in, Coach.
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Just put it in, Coach.
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Uh, you-- you should leave.
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Okay. I'll leave.
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Oh, fuck.
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Go.
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Go. Go away.
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- Go away.
- What?
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Oh, nothing.
The dog's watching.
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What dog?
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Nothing. McEnroe.
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Oh, God.
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Get outta here. Go.
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Go. Don't lick me.
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- Why?
- No, I mean the dog.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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What are you doing?
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I know how to save the podcast.
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So...
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it's like Substack for podcasts?
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Totally subscription-based?
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Exactly.
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I fucking love it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
It's totally on-brand.
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Fuck the woke police.
We don't need 'em.
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- Don't need 'em.
- It's genius.
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Thank you.
Thank you, Matt.
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Yeah.
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You just came up
with all of this in a dream?
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Crazy, right?
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Hey, Nate,
you wanna throw tonight?
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Oh, tonight.
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Tonight, like, I--jeez.
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Tonight.
Do we have a thing tonight?
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No. I mean, yes.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- You do?
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Hey, hey, uh...
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do you remember that
crazy Simon guy,
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how he was gonna-- what was he?
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He was gonna blow
your fucking brains out
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- and I saved your ass?
- Yes.
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Yes, and I really appreciate it.
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I do. I just--
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I can't throw tonight.
I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, fine.
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That's fine.
That is fine.
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It is.
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Oh, guys, you know what?
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If we're gonna do
this new model,
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we should have, like,
a premium level.
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You know, like, uh,
"Ripper Superfans."
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You know?
We give them an early heads-up
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on upcoming content.
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I think they'd really love that.
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What?
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I just really miss
murdering people.
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Hmm?
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Look, it's who I am.
It's what I do.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- But guys. Guys.
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I've actually already
chosen someone.
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What?
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And, spoiler.
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You're gonna love it.
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- What does that mean?
- So I'm gonna do my thing,
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we'll regroup, touch base--
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What do you mean,
you're gonna do your thing?
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- See how you feel.
- No.
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Let's just call a time-out here.
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Maybe we touch base now.
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I can't. I'm busy.
I'm sorry.
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- Okay.
- Can we--
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Matt?
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What are we gonna do?
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He won't stop talking
about his "new content."
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He's gonna announce it
on the podcast.
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So it takes weeks.
We got time.
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A-and Ruby?
What are we gonna do about her?
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We gotta cut her in.
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We got no choice.
We "Godfather" it, okay?
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We bring her in close,
keep an eye on her.
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No. You know what happens
when you bring Ruby in close?
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Someone ends up
with a fantastic blow job,
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and that someone
is not gonna be me.
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Okay. So what's your idea?
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We keep her the fuck out, okay?
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And if she comes at us,
then we'll deal with it then.
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Wouldn't have this problem
if you didn't drop the burner.
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Are you serious?
Is that what this is about?
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The burner?
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I wanted to get
the dog out of there,
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and you knew it.
I told you five times.
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Okay. So this is my fault.
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I asked you to take the dog out.
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You kept saying no.
So whose fault is that?
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I'm outta here.
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Hey.
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Don't do this! Please, come on!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! Ahh!
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My eyes!
Oh, my God!
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I can't see!
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Get away!
What are you doing?
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- My eyes!
- What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you?
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Don't you have, like,
a job or something?
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How do you have time to do that?
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Oh, my God.
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That was, like, something out
of "National Geographic."
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What are you even doing in here?
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This is a jerk-off zone.
Everyone knows that.
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Well, my jerk-off zone
is broken.
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- This house is falling apart.
- God.
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How did you even get
your hand down there?
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I'm pregnant.
I'm not paralyzed.
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Yeah, no, you're definitely
not paralyzed.
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There's a lot of fast,
record-breaking action
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- going on down there.
- Okay, you know what?
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I'm not gonna be
pregnant-shamed by you.
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I'm normal.
Everything I did was normal.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay. What's the hot
new trends in pregnancy sex?
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Please enlighten me.
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Oh, wow.
A lot of things, actually.
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A lot of hot, sexy,
exciting things.
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You wouldn't be able
to handle it.
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Well, I guess it is like
an instant threesome.
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You're disgusting!
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You were getting
pretty into it down there,
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you and the fetus.
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- Who's the third party?
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.
Sure.
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Wait, so it's, like--
like, a secret fantasy?
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So not the husband.
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- Be quiet.
- Who's in the rotation?
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- I'm not telling you.
- Tell me.
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- Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
- Okay, whatever.
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Whatever. Fine.
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He's a--he's a buyer
that I'm working with.
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I'm actually seeing him
later today again.
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- You're seeing him again?
- I'm not seeing him.
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I show him houses, okay?
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So I've been seeing more of him.
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But, no.
It's nothing.
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He just happens to be
hot and young and very rich
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and, you know, whatever.
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So when I enter
my jerk-off zone,
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he pops into my head.
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It's not a big deal.
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Can I give you some
really good advice?
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No.
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You keep meeting up
with this secret fantasy guy
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in these big, sexy houses,
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you're gonna end up having sex--
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like, weird sex--
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for real.
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Hey, what's up, Coach?
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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Finally fixing the crack.
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Yeah, man.
The pickleball guys complained.
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I mean, they get shit done.
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Wait, what?
The pickleballers?
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Yeah.
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I've been trying to get
this crack fixed for weeks.
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They're pouring cement
tomorrow, man.
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I mean, this whole fucking court
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is gonna be
exclusively pickleball.
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This is court number one.
They can't do that.
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It's like tennis but smaller.
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Fucking pickleballers.
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Nathan.
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Nathan.
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Michelle, court one can't
be used for pickleball.
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It doesn't matter. Listen.
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Um, do you remember vouching
for your friend Matt?
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You said he was good people.
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- I never said that.
- Was that bro code
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for he's a fucking asshole?
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Because he's a douche.
Yeah.
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He ditched me
for no fucking reason,
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and he kept telling me that
I was a "dead end."
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- A dead end?
- Yeah.
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One minute we're having a great
time watching "FBoy Island,"
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and the next minute he had
this ice-cold look in his eyes
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like a total psycho,
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and then he said, "It's over.
You're a dead end,"
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over and over again.
What the fuck does that mean?
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I have no idea.
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He's going after Michelle.
She's the new content.
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She's the fucking one.
What do we do?
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Should we warn her?
Call me when you get this.
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Okay.
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Help! Help!
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Shut the fuck up.
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I will fucking kill you.
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What the fuck is this?
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This was part of the deal,
remember?
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We still throw.
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And, to be honest, Nate,
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you look like you need
some time with a buddy.
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You're still blue, right?
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No.
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No fucking way.
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First we need to talk
about this new content.
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First we're gonna throw.
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See?
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Fun, right?
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You know, Nate,
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I gotta tell ya,
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when you guys first came
to me with this,
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I thought one of us would
be dead in a week.
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I mean...
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Probably you
if I'm honest, right?
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But I gotta say, this podcast--
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it is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,520
I've got thousands of fans
reaching out,
262
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,900
and I can just be the real me
for the first time,
263
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,235
and that is all--
264
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,904
all thanks to you.
265
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,865
I-I don't think
it's thanks to me.
266
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,742
No, no, no.
No, it is.
267
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,078
Totally.
268
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,789
Nate...
269
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,543
you have given me the life
I always wanted,
270
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,921
and so I wanna help you out.
271
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,923
Now, I know you're going
through some stuff--
272
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,008
What the fuck
are you talking about?
273
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,885
You wanna know what I discovered
274
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,262
when I followed my passion?
275
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,057
Sacrifices--
they have to be made.
276
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,394
And I lost a few people
that I love.
277
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,854
And you--
278
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,648
I know you loved that dog.
279
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,982
Don't talk about my dog.
280
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193
No, no, but you can't
blame yourself.
281
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,779
That's just the world
throwing shit at you,
282
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:18,780
and that's what it does when
283
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,965
you're on the top
of the mountain,
284
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,616
and that's where you are, buddy.
285
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,368
You're on the top, all right?
286
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079
It's gonna test you,
it's gonna tempt you,
287
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,541
but you and Ava--
you just gotta stay tight.
288
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,877
My marriage is none
of your fucking business.
289
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,963
Do you understand me?
290
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,508
Yeah. I got it.
291
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,177
I know about Michelle.
292
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,012
What?
293
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,972
You're gonna kill her.
294
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,727
Okay, but look.
295
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,729
Really, it benefits all of us.
296
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,855
- Please.
- Hey.
297
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,106
- Please no.
- Listen to me.
298
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,709
It's gonna really help
with the spin-offs.
299
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,152
No fucking spin-offs.
There's no new content.
300
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,796
As a friend,
you've gotta listen to me, okay?
301
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,798
- It's not your fault, all right?
- What are you talking about?
302
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,800
Look, you didn't know
what that guy was gonna do.
303
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:03,950
- What guy?
- Okay, sure.
304
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,618
You put the dog in the room.
305
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,422
There it is.
306
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,299
There it is.
307
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,468
There's the guy that
beat Federer.
308
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,639
You feel that?
309
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,559
That killer instinct?
310
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,603
It's back.
311
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:38,151
All right, and here we have
your sauna, of course,
312
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,695
and this beautiful
cascading waterfall
313
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,781
into your private Jacuzzi,
314
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,867
and a gorgeous
ten-person shower.
315
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,994
Yeah.
316
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,499
Oh, my God.
317
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,250
Whew.
318
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,461
Yeah.
319
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,174
Oh.
320
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344
Uh, it's a whole lot of shower.
321
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,596
Uh-huh.
322
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,603
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
323
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,562
We just--I gotta--
324
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,665
we gotta get this
out in the open.
325
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,874
We gotta talk.
We gotta talk right now,
326
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,233
because I can't take it anymore,
327
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,569
and I think we both know
what's going on here.
328
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,698
We are both clearly
very hot for each other,
329
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,801
and if we keep meeting in these
big, sexy, beautiful homes,
330
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,993
you and I are gonna end up
in one of these big showers,
331
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,537
tearing each other's
clothes off,
332
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,872
having amazing sex,
and coming, like, ten times.
333
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,874
And I can't do that.
I am married.
334
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,711
I love my husband, even though
that would be incredibly hot
335
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,129
and sexy and sweaty
336
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,922
and all the things
that you want it to be.
337
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,340
But it's not gonna happen.
338
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,259
And I'm sorry, sir,
but that is--
339
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,386
it's--that's just what it is.
340
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,304
Ugh!
341
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,766
Glad we got that
off our chests, huh?
342
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,560
Uh, yeah.
343
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,105
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about at all.
344
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,315
What?
345
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,668
So I just thought
you'd be a good agent.
346
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,069
I don't--I don't need to come--
ten times?
347
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,197
Was that it?
I just need a house. That's--
348
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,258
You're fucking kidding, right?
349
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,242
- No.
- You haven't had the--
350
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,244
you haven't thought
the things that I'm--
351
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,080
that I thought?
You haven't--
352
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,874
Not even once.
353
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,334
Oh.
354
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,961
- You're pretty, though.
- Oh, my fucking God.
355
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,157
Hey.
356
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,588
Sure I can't get you a drink?
357
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,423
I'm good, thank you.
358
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,679
So what's this about?
359
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,684
I know Ava told you.
360
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,771
That I know about the podcast.
361
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,233
I think you should come back
when Ava's here
362
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,068
and we can all talk about it.
363
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,028
Yeah. Yeah, no,
364
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,988
I already tried that
at the party.
365
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,323
She wasn't interested.
366
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,159
Well, then that's it.
If Ava's out, I'm out.
367
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,494
Well, just hear me out.
368
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,872
You guys have put me
in a really bad spot here.
369
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791
- We have?
- Yeah.
370
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,668
We're the only three people
on the planet
371
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,129
who know who the
Westside Ripper is, right?
372
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,524
And the only reason that you
guys aren't going to the police
373
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,384
is because of the podcast,
but, see,
374
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,178
I don't have the podcast.
375
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,223
So I'm thinking I should just
turn this guy in,
376
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,492
otherwise I'm just
letting him kill
377
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,435
more innocent people, right?
378
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,311
He's not killing anyone.
379
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,521
Are you sure about that?
380
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,190
Okay, Ruby, let's--
let's--come on.
381
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,525
Let's work together on this.
382
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,446
What if--what if we gave you,
um...
383
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,698
50,000 per episode?
384
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,870
Do you think I came here
to ask you for money?
385
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,247
No, I don't need money.
386
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,042
I want a front-row seat
to the Westside Ripper
387
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,420
becoming the biggest celebrity
on this fucking planet.
388
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,714
That's what you want?
389
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883
I mean,
390
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,218
isn't that why you did it?
391
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,433
Ava's gonna be back any minute.
392
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,729
Nate, do you remember
what you told me in Vegas
393
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148
on the dance floor?
394
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,402
I would love it if the three
of us could do this together.
395
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,447
And I was thinking that...
396
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,828
Maybe you could talk
to Ava about it?
397
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,081
Wouldn't that be fun?
398
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,947
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
399
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,156
Hi. I got your message.
400
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,825
It's all good.
Michelle's safe.
401
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:37,992
I talked to Matt.
402
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,160
Oh, okay.
What happened?
403
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,912
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
404
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,081
I'm gonna--
hey, I'm gonna blindfold you.
405
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,350
You're not putting that on me.
406
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,459
- Well, I gotta--I'm gonna--
- No.
407
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,044
Okay, I gotta put it on
in the car.
408
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,146
- I gotta--
- I'm not putting that on.
409
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,422
I--just trust me.
410
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,774
- I got a surprise for you.
- I don't think so.
411
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,717
Just--just trust me.
Just put it on in the car.
412
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,410
- All right. Can't see.
- We're almost there.
413
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,310
- You know I'm pregnant, right?
- I got you.
414
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,147
All right.
But where are we?
415
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,481
Okay.
416
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,191
All right. Come on.
417
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,860
- Where are we?
- Okay.
418
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,448
Happy anniversary.
419
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,867
- What?
- Our Malibu dream house.
420
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,452
I've been tracking it
for a while.
421
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,578
I just pulled the trigger.
422
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,638
It's a lease
with an option to buy
423
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,830
in case you don't love it.
424
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,665
Well, I-- of course I love it,
425
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,418
but I think we--can we talk
about this for a second?
426
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,671
Look at this view.
Look at this killer view.
427
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,507
Gonna swim with the dolphins
out here.
428
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,509
- Look at this spot.
- Yeah.
429
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,428
- It's amazing, right?
- Yeah.
430
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805
I--
431
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,933
Gonna have the best summer
of our lives here.
432
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,518
Do you like it?
433
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,145
This is beautiful, babe,
but, like,
434
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,315
what--what are--
what are we doing?
435
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,625
What do you mean
what are we doing?
436
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,360
We're--it's our dream house.
437
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528
That's what we're doing.
438
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,697
We have been struggling
big time.
439
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,491
I think you know that, right?
440
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,660
And a marriage can only stretch
so far before it breaks,
441
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537
and I don't want us to break.
442
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,931
Don't worry.
We're not gonna break.
443
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,208
No one's breaking here.
444
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,602
I think this whole
fucking situation
445
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,878
has put way more pressure on us
446
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,230
than we actually thought
it would, so I--
447
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,589
Yes. Yeah.
448
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,400
The world is coming at us.
That's what it does.
449
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:20,303
It tests you.
It tempts you.
450
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,721
What does that mean?
451
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,266
It means that we gotta
stay tight.
452
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,020
That's why I got us the house.
Oh.
453
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,731
Okay.
Babe, it's not about the house.
454
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,584
The house is amazing,
but it's not about the house.
455
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,194
It's about us.
I want us to be happy.
456
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,570
We haven't been connecting
at all.
457
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,531
We were fighting about
everything--the burner,
458
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,741
Ruby, the dog--
doesn't that bother you at all?
459
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,577
What bothers me is that
I just made our dreams come true
460
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,829
and, for whatever reason,
461
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,455
you wanna focus
on busting my balls.
462
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,808
- That's what's bothering me.
- Oh, my--
463
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,226
- why do you have to do this?
- It's never enough.
464
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,584
- That's not true.
- It is true.
465
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,211
It's been true for 12 years.
466
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,754
Don't "12 years" me!
467
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,548
Yeah, you're so busy
comparing us
468
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591
to all your rich friends--
the house is too small.
469
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,552
The yard's too small.
The car sucks.
470
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,737
Is that the kind of person
you think I am?
471
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,179
You think I am that shallow?
472
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,116
Does it really matter
I didn't make the top ten?
473
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,307
Oh, my God.
474
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,660
I'm sorry I didn't make
Federer money.
475
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,604
Does it really matter?
I'm still the same person.
476
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,771
Let me ask you--
I'm just curious.
477
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
Where's the cutoff
to stop loving somebody?
478
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,526
Is it a top ten? The top 20?
What is it?
479
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,278
I have never cared
about the money.
480
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,113
I care that you gave up!
481
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,489
I gave up on tennis?
482
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,574
Are you serious?
483
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,325
I tore my fucking ACL!
484
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,412
You gave up on life!
485
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,080
You gave up on us!
486
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,418
Where are you going?
487
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,627
- You're leaving?
- Yep.
488
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,463
Doesn't feel good, does it?
489
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,465
Come on.
Don't do that. Please.
490
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,967
Oh, my Go--ahh!
491
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,177
Oh!
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