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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,984 How did you know... 2 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,944 that was the blue one? 3 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,407 - I do not know, master. - You do not know? 4 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,202 No. 5 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,543 I humbly apologize for my ignorance, master. 6 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,796 I will do anything to prove my worthiness. 7 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,216 You have been to the movies again, I see. 8 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,678 Full of disciples falling to their knees... 9 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,224 at the slightest hint of their master's displeasure. 10 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:49,604 Leroy, this is not a punishment. 11 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,815 It is a celebration. 12 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,109 You have touched the final level. 13 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,987 You knew without knowing. 14 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,198 We have finished our journey together. 15 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,618 But, master... 16 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,662 the final level. 17 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,290 The glow. You always said that... 18 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,168 That when you reached the final level... 19 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:16,088 you would know it by the appearance of a sublime glow... 20 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,966 all over your body. Come, Leroy. 21 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,469 Get up. 22 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:28,017 What you seek is not written on the floor. 23 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:33,397 The final level is a return to the beginning. 24 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,234 This is the Last Dragon. 25 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,030 A cycle is complete... 26 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:45,242 and now there is a new emptiness to be filled... 27 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,079 a new journey which you must make alone. 28 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,414 - I am confused. - Good. 29 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:55,920 Good. Confusion is a part of life, as are vengeance, fear and love. 30 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,881 All facets must be embraced... 31 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,300 for then and only then... 32 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,763 will you break through the wall of mystery to the glow. 33 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,808 Master, perhaps with more time to train. 34 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:14,355 - Master, I need more time. - I am no longer your master. 35 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,074 Leroy... 36 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,369 if it is a master... 37 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,371 you must have... 38 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,959 there is an old sage called Sum Dum Goy. 39 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:39,255 He is said to be the wisest man in the universe. Go, find him. 40 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,173 He is here in New York. 41 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:56,772 Take this. It was Bruce Lee's. 42 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,652 When you find the master who will take you to the final level... 43 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,571 give it to him. 44 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:09,285 Go now, my son, on your journey. 45 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,913 Go. 46 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,415 Go. 47 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,093 Mr. Lee? 48 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,930 Are you ready? 49 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,820 Bolo. 50 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,623 Joints and bags! Joints and bags! 51 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,878 Put his butt on the chuck wagon and send his ass to the dogs. 52 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,634 In his butt. 53 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,013 - Shuffle on him, Bruce! - Sting him! 54 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,835 For real though. 55 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:29,592 That's that, man, and there ain't no coming back. 56 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:34,805 Oharra's treachery has disgraced the house. 57 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,024 - Hey, is this part of the show? - What is this? 58 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,693 Oh, patty-cake shit. 59 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,908 - Am I the meanest? - Sho'nuff! 60 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,493 - Am I the prettiest? - Sho'nuff! 61 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,955 Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? 62 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,957 - Sho'nuff! - Well, who am I? 63 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,250 Sho'nuff! 64 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,669 - Who am I? - Sho'nuff! 65 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,297 I can't hear you. 66 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,466 Sho'nuff! 67 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,847 The shogun of Harlem. 68 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,857 Crunch, seats. 69 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,612 This is Sho's row. Move it. 70 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,781 I said, beat it! 71 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,117 I know who can beat you! 72 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,745 Who said that? Beast, find who said that! 73 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,622 I got him, Sho. I got him. 74 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,250 I got him, Sho. I got him. 75 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,295 Here you go, Sho. Here's the roach who said it. 76 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,049 Who's badder than the shogun? 77 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,385 Bruce Leroy, that's who! 78 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,845 Bruce Leroy? 79 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,266 Bruce Leroy? 80 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:09,191 That's the only guy that stands between Sho and total supremacy. 81 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,452 Well, well, well. 82 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,663 If it ain't the serious... 83 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,457 and saucy Leroy Green. 84 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,254 I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. 85 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:34,341 I am sick of hearing these bullshit superman stories... 86 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:38,012 about the "wahsa," legendary Bruce Leroy... 87 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,765 catching bullets with his teeth. 88 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,311 Catches bullets with his teeth? 89 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,438 Nigga, please. 90 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,233 The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition. 91 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,401 What? 92 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,903 Those who are bound by desire... 93 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,865 see only that which can be held in their hands. 94 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,659 See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that... 95 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,703 Yeah, yeah. 96 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,915 ...and skinny lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon... 97 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,501 that gives kung fu a bad name. 98 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,254 Get up, Leroy. 99 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,299 I got something real for your ass in these hands. 100 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,594 We gonna settle this once and for all because I am back. 101 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,723 The shogun is back on the scene and the shogun is the master. 102 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,601 Why don't you sit down and shut up? 103 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,063 What? Why don't I sit down and what?! 104 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,565 I said, "Why don't you sit down and shut up?" 105 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,985 Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up... 106 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,654 come down here and make me? 107 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:42,493 Why don't any 50 of you who want me to sit down and shut up... 108 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,412 come down here just for the fun of it? 109 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,623 Yeah, come on, fool. 110 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,958 This fool's mine. 111 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,047 Jack him up, baby! 112 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,884 Don't hurt that face, baby! 113 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,511 Yeah! 114 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,833 Leroy! I'm going to... 115 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,971 You'll never use this foot again! 116 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,764 Jack him up! 117 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,893 Leroy! 118 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,895 I'm gonna get you, Leroy... 119 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,939 because I am the shogun! 120 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,192 And I will not rest until everybody knows... 121 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,445 shogun is the master! 122 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,200 You wimp. 123 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,514 Still hungry, are we? 124 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,101 I've got a surprise dessert. 125 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,759 Live from Seventh Heaven, it's Laura's Video Hotpix... 126 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,802 brought to you by Coca-Cola. 127 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,888 Coke is it. 128 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,394 Soon that's gonna be you, Angie... 129 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,272 dancing around on that screen, ain't that right? 130 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,776 Hey, Angie, baby, soon that's gonna be you up there, huh? 131 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,736 Oh, yeah! 132 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,447 That's my girl! 133 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,538 My little dodo turd-brain's gonna be a star. 134 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,958 If you'd have put this energy into getting me a title fight... 135 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,502 maybe I'd have been on my way to Vegas now. 136 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,837 You lost, Rock, you lost. 137 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,881 Every fight I got you. 138 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,884 "The Great White Hopeless," they called you. Remember? 139 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,178 What do you think they're gonna call her? 140 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,056 A goddess is what they're gonna call her. A goddess. 141 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,642 What she'll do to people has never been done. 142 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,811 - Make them run for cover? - That's cute. 143 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,443 And now, for my video hot-pick of the week... 144 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,071 And it is hot. 145 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,241 I say we rock on with DeBarge. 146 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,536 "Rhythm of the Night." 147 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,661 I don't know what you're doing anyway. 148 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,496 Give me five minutes, Eddie... 149 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,249 and this chick will beg to play this thing. 150 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,127 You got no class. I know how to handle these types. 151 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,297 You gotta wine them, dine them, let them order à la carte. 152 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,216 After all, me and this lady, we got a lot in common. 153 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,387 She's the video-rock queen, but I, Eddie Arkadian, am the video-game king. 154 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,016 She's got the audience, I got the vision. A match made in heaven. 155 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,143 Jesus! 156 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,980 I told you to get rid of that thing. 157 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,859 You also told me, "Keep it. It comes in handy." Remember? 158 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,780 Yeah, yeah, I remember. Damn, that thing gives me the creeps. 159 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:26,253 Come on, we're just talking about one dinner out of your life. 160 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,630 Come on, at least have dinner with him. 161 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,966 J.J., I would love to help you out... 162 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,136 but my show is booked solid for the next four weeks. 163 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,179 So you're just gonna have to wait. 164 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,598 - Honey... - Please, we've got a show to do. 165 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,309 Will you at least look at the videotape? 166 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,146 - J.J., there is no point. - Laura, there is a point. 167 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,523 The point of the knife which is at my neck. 168 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,526 He'll slit my throat if you don't do this. Come on! 169 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,611 What are you talking about, J.J.? 170 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,865 - Who's gonna slit your throat? - Sit down, we've got a show! 171 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,658 Laura, this guy plays rough. 172 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,660 Thirty seconds, Laura. 173 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,371 What guy? Okay. Tell me, J.J., who? 174 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,582 - Eddie Arkadian. - Who is Eddie Arkadian? 175 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,043 Arkadian is a heavy dude who wants to have this videotape... 176 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,504 played in the worst way. Come on, Laura. 177 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,675 Fifteen seconds, Laura. Come on. Come on. Let's go! Let's go. 178 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,594 Give me a break. 179 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,679 Why don't you just call a cop, okay? 180 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,223 My life is not filled with all that craziness. 181 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,977 - Five seconds! Four. Three. - Tell whatever his name is to forget it. 182 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,564 - Arkadian. Laura! - Two. One. You're on! 183 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,326 Thank you, everybody, and welcome to Seventh Heaven. 184 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,079 I'm glad you made it. I'm glad I made it. 185 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,456 Today my special guests, the tastemakers... 186 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,918 from the now generation, with my Cloud Crowd. 187 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,089 Yo, J.J., my main man! What's happening? 188 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,885 What? 189 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,012 That's Saturday at 5:00... 190 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,640 Nobody turns down an Eddie Arkadian invitation. 191 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,350 Nobody. 192 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,811 So come and join us because the winner... 193 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,481 will get a Seventh Heavenly evening out on the town with me. 194 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,817 What do you think about that? 195 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,862 How about a kiss?! 196 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,196 Who said that? 197 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,365 - I said it! - No, I said it! 198 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,075 A kiss? 199 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,411 Well, you never know. 200 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,997 But here's one for now. 201 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,459 Got it! 202 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,618 Yeah. 203 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,253 That's my babe. 204 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,131 - What you talking about? - That's my woman up there. 205 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,300 She don't know it yet, but she's mine. 206 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,096 Yeah. 207 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,350 Yeah. 208 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,154 Oh, here she comes. 209 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,324 - Laura! Oh, Laura, sign here! - I love you, Laura! 210 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,579 - Please! - We love you! We love you, Laura! 211 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,418 We love you! 212 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,167 - How you doing tonight, Sal? - You just sit back and relax. 213 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,294 Sal got sick. 214 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,630 - Hey, what are you doing? - The right thing, Miss Charles... 215 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,800 which is what you're gonna do if you got half a brain. 216 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,224 - Help! Help! Somebody help me! - Put her in the car! 217 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,393 Come on, get her in here. 218 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,521 - Help me, somebody! - Get in the car, bitch! 219 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,274 You... 220 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,359 I would not do that if I were you. 221 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,905 You little punk. 222 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,835 Hey, what are you, crazy? Huh, tough guy? Come on! 223 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,633 Your mother. All right? 224 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,301 Come on, tough guy. 225 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,223 Come on! Come here! 226 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,517 Stay there for me. Stay there. 227 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,185 Stay there. 228 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,612 Help! 229 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,884 - Are you all right, miss? - Yeah. 230 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,553 Yeah. 231 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:35,014 I don't know. I guess so. 232 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,478 What about you? Are you okay? 233 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,772 They did not harm me. 234 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,994 Your things. 235 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,213 That's okay. I can get them. 236 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,551 It seems that everything is safe now. 237 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,261 Yeah. 238 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,812 You sure you're all right? 239 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:26,900 Yeah, really. Just a little shaken up, I think. 240 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,402 God, what was that all about? 241 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,238 I don't believe it. 242 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,449 You were really something, boy. 243 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,035 I just don't know how to thank you. 244 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,298 - Did you see where that guy went? - Yeah, he's right... 245 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,218 I don't know. What? You getting in or what? 246 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,109 Come on, honey, let's go. 247 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,247 Where is that deejay lady anyway? 248 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,332 I mean, what's the big deal? 249 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,125 Can't she just meet us there? 250 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,212 Angela, sweetheart, shut up. 251 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,798 But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I wanna go! 252 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,133 I said, shut up! 253 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,678 Oh, jeez. Don't cry. 254 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,473 Listen, Laura what's-her-face is gonna be here any second. 255 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:45,144 We don't want our star to look like a little pig peed in her eyes now, do we? 256 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,438 Then knock it off. 257 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,941 Don't bug me! Fix your face! 258 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,859 Shut up! 259 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:58,074 As soon as the chick gets here, we leave, okay? Okay. 260 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,306 - Now, boss... - Boss. 261 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,267 Boss, don't get mad because it wasn't our fault. 262 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:26,936 - There was nothing we could do. - Her bodyguards. 263 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,105 There must have been 20 or 30 of them. 264 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,025 - These big... Yeah, black guys. - Black guys! 265 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,486 - Yeah, with chains. - Chains, clubs, they had everything. 266 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,864 They had pipes, bats, they had everything! 267 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,657 All right, all right! 268 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,077 So the broad wants to play tough, huh? 269 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,913 All right. 270 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,542 Two of us can play that game. 271 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,837 Hey, Rock! Come here. 272 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,470 Got a little job for you. 273 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,847 The tank? 274 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,225 Bring her back in one piece, will you? 275 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,769 Chinese GoJu is my secret. 276 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:08,978 I bear no arms. 277 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,564 Chinese GoJu is my secret. I bear no arms. 278 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,108 May God help me if I ever have to use my art. 279 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,903 May God help me if I ever have to use my art. 280 00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,113 Conscience is our guide. 281 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:22,033 Peace is our shelter. 282 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,994 Beauty and perfection is our life. 283 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,705 See the courtesy. 284 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,001 Break. 285 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,973 Johnny, what are you doing? 286 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,311 Well, you see, Leroy, you know how you're always teaching us... 287 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,523 to master the art of fighting without fighting? 288 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,233 Well, I did you one better. 289 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,861 I mastered the art of fighting without knowing how to fight. 290 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,822 You see, people... 291 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,199 People are afraid of Oriental dudes. 292 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,327 Give them a little move, a little scream... 293 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,413 and lots of attitude. 294 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,289 Check this out. 295 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,096 Johnny... 296 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,433 to seek safety, one must go to the heart of danger. 297 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,730 Yeah. 298 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,941 Yeah. 299 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:48,619 The sign outside says this here school is for instructions in the martial arts. 300 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,747 So we thought we might get some lessons. 301 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,332 Yeah, where do we sign up? 302 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,710 - How many yen? - I'd like to learn kung fu. 303 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,463 - Come on, hot stuff. - Come on, Leroy. 304 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,340 Teach me something. 305 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,342 I do not wish to fight you. 306 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,763 Well, who do you "wish" to fight, then? 307 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,100 One of them? Or one of the ladies maybe? 308 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,978 Yeah, since you're too much of a sissy to fight me... 309 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,522 maybe they're more your speed. 310 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,940 Get him, girls. 311 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,444 Maybe you can get a rise out of this limp wimp. 312 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,325 - You wanna wrestle? - Hey, little girl. 313 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,869 All you've got is this bod, and that's it. 314 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:33,498 I would love to peel this banana. 315 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,584 Come on, handsome, show us your stuff! 316 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:40,213 How about a little kiss on my fist? 317 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,508 He's too much of a gentleman to hit a lady. 318 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,512 Who looks scared to me! 319 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,349 Yeah! Come on, Leroy! 320 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,651 - Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker! - Yeah. 321 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,654 Bow down to your master! 322 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,491 Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse. 323 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,204 - So sorry. Excuse me. - Bow! 324 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,747 Bow! 325 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,374 Kiss Daddy's shoes. 326 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,417 - Bow! - Kiss Daddy's shoes. 327 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,503 - Bow! - So sorry. 328 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,588 - Bow! - I'm sorry. 329 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,257 Bow! 330 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,591 Bow! 331 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,887 Enough! 332 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,430 You wanna fight? 333 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:36,185 You fight me, you big, ugly, smelly-breathed sucker! 334 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:42,275 How about you, string bean, Rick-James-looking fool? 335 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,443 Beast, kill him! 336 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,950 - Get him, Beast! - That boy's in trouble now. 337 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,917 Bow down or I'm gonna snap this clown in two! 338 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,421 Yeah, that's right, fool. 339 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,257 Kiss them. 340 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,011 Down. 341 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,980 Beast, let him go. 342 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:26,360 You may not wish to fight me now, sucker. 343 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,487 But you will. I'm gonna see to that. 344 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,992 Sayonara. 345 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,037 - Who's the master?! - Sho'nuff! 346 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,414 - Who's the master?! - Sho'nuff! 347 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,124 - Who's the master?! - Sho'nuff! 348 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,627 - The shogun of Harlem! - Yeah! 349 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,296 Yeah! 350 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:52,094 Sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise. 351 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,600 Hey, Reloy! 352 00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,270 Your papa-san, he wants you in the kitchen, man! 353 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,696 Green Sanitarium, warden speaking... 354 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,158 and our inmates are off to a promising start this morning. 355 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,036 Who's calling? Yo, Roy. 356 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,329 I can't come now. 357 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,957 I'm held captive till the coolie kid comes down from the roof. 358 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,711 He's becoming one with his brain again. Yeah. 359 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,090 All right, I'll catch you later at the rehearsal. All right. 360 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,929 Hey, let me get this straight. 361 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:38,015 The prize in this contest you hope to win is a date? 362 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,684 "Am" gonna win. 363 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,520 And it ain't no thing and the prize ain't no date. 364 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:46,357 - A night with Laura Charles is an event. - Oh, excuse me. 365 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:50,194 Mama-san, Papa-san... 366 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,071 Richie-san... 367 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,907 Lotus Blossom-san. 368 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,286 Isn't that nice, Sophia? 369 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,288 Pretty chopsticks, Natasha. 370 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,875 Thank you. 371 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,421 I wish you all would decide on one name for this poor child. 372 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,674 - No wonder she's so confused. - Bless this food. 373 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:15,010 It is to build thy body temple. Spiritualize it. 374 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,138 Telling you, Pop, the boy is off it. 375 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,932 Stupid old clothes, won't mess with no babes. 376 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,394 - People talk, you know. - Richard, leave your brother alone. 377 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,521 I can't help it if he's weird. 378 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,398 You're weird, man, really weird. 379 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:31,360 Richie, when I first started my business, people said I was weird. 380 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,362 A black man with a pizza shop. 381 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,324 Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town that doesn't know my slogan: 382 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,745 "Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's..." 383 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,913 - "Pizza." - Hi, I'm Laura. 384 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,124 Watch yourself, son. 385 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,544 My personal choices for Video Hotpix of the week... 386 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:51,881 That's my babe, Pop! That's my date for tonight. 387 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,841 Because it's alive... 388 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,218 and very, very exciting. 389 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,846 - That is her. - You telling me? 390 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,766 You better believe that's her. That's Laura Charles. 391 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,269 So you remember now, every weekday night at 8:00. 392 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,021 Laura Charles. 393 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,982 - I would like to see her. - Well, who wouldn't, fool? 394 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,525 "I would like to see her." 395 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:15,154 No way the queen is gonna be looking at no walking fortune cookie. 396 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:17,406 "I would like to see her." 397 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,951 - Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal. - You know where she is? 398 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,788 - I know where she's gonna be. - Take me to see her. 399 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,624 I ain't taking you nowhere. You might embarrass me. 400 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,667 You're too weird. 401 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,175 You do not understand. She may have something I need. 402 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,385 I knew it would happen sooner or later. 403 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,263 You stood on your head so long, you broke it. 404 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,224 Look, let me break it down to you. 405 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,019 You seem to be wanting to broaden... Get it? ...your horizons. 406 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:51,190 You let a lot of good years roll by without even testing the old equipment. 407 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:55,861 Now, even you being a disgrace and all, I'd be less than a man if I didn't warn you... 408 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:59,865 there's an art to making love and you don't even have a paintbrush. 409 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:03,994 You gotta know the moves, baby. You know, the moves. 410 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,372 Richie... 411 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,541 I am not concerned with moves. 412 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,126 My concern is something else. 413 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:13,254 Else? What else is there? 414 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,215 Please, I must see her. 415 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,260 I don't see why I'm getting so upset. 416 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:24,515 Go on, go after a goddess if you want to, but let me tell you something. 417 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,018 The worst thing that can happen to you is that she says yes. 418 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,856 Ain't no woman like that gonna hold still while you figure it out. 419 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,525 Not only do you not know when to do something... 420 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:37,653 you wouldn't know where to put it if you did. 421 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,573 And, Leroy... 422 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,035 it can really hurt if you don't know what you're doing. 423 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,289 Richie, I must go to this dance contest. 424 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:51,667 I ain't taking you nowhere, and that's final. 425 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,713 Please. 426 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,716 Kiss my hand. 427 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,093 Richie, please. 428 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,887 Maybe I'll take you... 429 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,308 if you carry me all the way on your back and rap. 430 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,767 - Rap? Me? - Yeah. 431 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,936 What it smell like? I think I have it. 432 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:15,608 What it is? What it... What it look like? Do it. 433 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,775 Yeah, baby. 434 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:21,447 Do it, do it. What... What it be like? What it... 435 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,490 Okay. That's it, that's it. 436 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,451 That is it, stop. 437 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,161 Stop right here. 438 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:29,288 It is pit... It's just pitiful. 439 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,957 - Give me one more chance! - No. It is pitiful. 440 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,542 Put me down. 441 00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,253 Put me down. 442 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,339 It's pitiful. 443 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,308 Richie, where are you going? Are you not gonna buy tickets? 444 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,609 Of course I'm gonna buy tickets! 445 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:03,739 I never buy tickets, you shrimp-fried-rice head, you. 446 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:06,784 Man, if anyone asks you, you ain't my brother, okay? 447 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,327 What? 448 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,705 You ain't my brother, that's all. Now, come on! 449 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,422 Come on, move it! 450 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:35,854 See, man, messing around with you, now my boys don't even know I'm here. 451 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,691 You're not trying to enter without paying, are you? 452 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,777 Chill out, chopsticks. Let me handle this. 453 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,113 There must be another door. 454 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:48,409 I'll be back. Just stay right here and don't move. 455 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:53,497 - And if anyone asks, remember... - I know, I ain't your brother. 456 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,350 Why wasn't this sound check done sooner? 457 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,687 I don't know. I only do what I'm told. We try for perfection! 458 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:18,981 Help! 459 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,401 Let me go! 460 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,902 - Help! - Let's go, Tony! 461 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,366 Help! 462 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,826 Help! 463 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,448 And to think how I found them in your suitcase. 464 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,748 Don't you love it? 465 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,668 Doll, did I do you a favor or did I do you a favor? 466 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:04,670 So you're gonna play my video, huh? 467 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,673 No. 468 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,552 Maybe you didn't hear it right. 469 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,055 So I'm gonna ask you one more time. 470 00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,684 Are you gonna put my video on your show or aren't you? 471 00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:23,063 I'm gonna tell you one more time. The answer is no. 472 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,316 It's not that I don't like it. 473 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,944 - It's just that it's not the right... - Right! 474 00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:32,197 Right time of the night to look at it. 475 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,867 That's what she was gonna say, wasn't it, honey? 476 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,619 Oh, Eddie, she's just tired. 477 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,955 Tired, huh? 478 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:43,083 She's gonna be dead tired, she's not careful. 479 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,044 Okay, I tried to be a gentleman about this! 480 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,463 I was gonna take you out to a fancy restaurant. 481 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,382 Let you order à la carte, huh? 482 00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:53,051 All I wanted was my video on your show... 483 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,428 and now you say no. 484 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,057 Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. 485 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,976 Rock, let's go. 486 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,979 Eddie, you're not gonna do what I think you are? 487 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,856 Who's gonna stop me? 488 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,193 Who's this? We didn't order out. 489 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,487 Get him the hell out of here! Get him out of here now! 490 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:21,246 Who the hell is this guy? Get in there! Break his face, will you? 491 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,921 What are you guys waiting for? Get going! 492 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,672 Are you on vacation? Move it! 493 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,257 Get in there! 494 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,811 Get going! 495 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,326 - Oh, I'm sorry, Miss... - Angela. 496 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,286 Angela Viracco. 497 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:05,499 Bums. 498 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:11,672 I do not think Miss Charles enjoys your company. 499 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,841 It would be best that you leave her alone. 500 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,762 I don't know who you are, pal, but you're in a lot of trouble! 501 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,060 Hothead needs cool water. 502 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,105 No, no, no! 503 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,065 - No. No, not the tank! - No! 504 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,316 No! 505 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,572 No! 506 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,534 Eddie. 507 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,704 Come, you will be safe now. 508 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,709 - Eddie, are you all right? - Get away from me, you dumb broad! 509 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,795 But, Eddie, you're all wet! 510 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,797 Oh, honey. 511 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,388 Look at this, it's all wet. You're all wet. 512 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,682 Rock, get this damn thing out of here. 513 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,727 That son of a bitch is history. 514 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,067 Oh, God, I can't believe this! 515 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,570 This is enough to drive you crazy. 516 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,072 You do this kind of thing every day? 517 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,366 You are too much. 518 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,827 Who are you? 519 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,872 I am Leroy. Leroy Green. 520 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,584 - It's nice to meet you, Leroy. - Oh, it's nice to meet you. 521 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,921 I need a drink. Why don't you come inside? 522 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,011 Miss Charles, there is something you may be able to help me with. 523 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,721 You can call me Laura. 524 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,432 Laura, the other night I lost a medallion and... 525 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,726 That thing that looks like a belt buckle? 526 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,144 Belt buckle? 527 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:52,314 - Is it gold? - You have it?! 528 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:56,109 Yeah, I got it. Why don't you sit down? I'll go get it for you. 529 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,990 That is wonderful. 530 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:06,703 Just promise me that you won't vanish as soon as I give it back to you. 531 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,659 This is so you'll never lose it again. 532 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,702 I am deeply in your debt. 533 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,168 It is very valuable to me. 534 00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:00,757 I know what it's like to lose precious things... 535 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,678 and then, of course, to find them again. 536 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,889 You thirsty? 537 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:18,191 From the clock's chime to the cock's crow is but an instant. 538 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,403 I must go. 539 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:24,239 Oh, excuse me. 540 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,576 I'm sorry. 541 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,874 "Cock's crow"? 542 00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:48,782 All right! 543 00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:54,287 - What you looking for? - For the master. 544 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,331 Ain't no masters here, dude. 545 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,917 Ain't no slaves either. 546 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,672 Is this not his fortune-cookie factory? 547 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,342 The master, he doing his wisdom thing. 548 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,095 I seek only wisdom of the master. 549 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:13,139 You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie. 550 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,308 - Take a hike, cool breeze. - Yeah, baby. 551 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,310 Please, I must see the master. 552 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,938 - It is very important to me. - Look here, chump. 553 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:23,900 The master don't see nobody, especially no jive coolies. 554 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:27,070 He don't see no one who don't know how to get down, baby! 555 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:30,115 - You dig, bro? You too square, man. - Square, dude. 556 00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:33,451 Let me say it so he can understand it, Jim. 557 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,290 You go now. Chop-chop. 558 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,084 "Haulee" ass out of this place. 559 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,254 - Am I saying it right, my man? - That's good. That's good. 560 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,007 Like, hasta la pasta, you know? 561 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,675 Ciao, baby. 562 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,261 - Auf Wiedersehen, baby. - Sayonara. 563 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,097 - Catch you on the flip-flop. - Sayonara. 564 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,684 I was told... 565 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,270 I could find Leroy Green here! 566 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,985 I'm Leroy Green. Who are you? 567 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:11,072 Who am I? 568 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,450 Sho'nuff! 569 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:19,247 I am the shogun of Harlem... 570 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:22,042 and the Leroy Green I'm looking for... 571 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,503 is a little punk that thinks he's a kung fu master. 572 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:31,676 - You mean Junior? - Yeah. 573 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:36,056 - "Junior." Where is he? - "Junior"! 574 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:41,269 Don't know. Not sure I'd tell you if I did. 575 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:44,564 - Not sure you'd tell me if you did?! - Wait a minute! 576 00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:47,859 - Leave him alone! - Please, Mama, hold it! Wait a minute! 577 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,694 Hold it. I'll take care of it. 578 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,822 Well, how about I leave him a little message, then?! 579 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:57,327 Tell him when I found out he wasn't here... 580 00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,455 I was all broken up. 581 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,917 Oh, my God, my table! What are you doing? 582 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:09,297 Crunch, Beast, Cyclone! 583 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,965 - Do it! - With pleasure. 584 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,551 - No! - Hold it, please, fellas! No, not that. 585 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,054 - Please, don't do that! - You stop it! 586 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,306 Mama... The walls... My shop! 587 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,058 Oh, God. 588 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,565 Don't break the table! 589 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,442 Go, go! 590 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,073 - I'm gonna kill you! - Take it easy, honey. 591 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,242 What, are you crazy? He's the Beast. 592 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:39,994 - She only hit you with dough! - You gonna die! 593 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,914 All right, enough is enough! Y'all better chill out. 594 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:46,376 - Richie, you stay out of this! - You better chill out, man! 595 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,045 I said, chill out! 596 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,590 All right, take it easy! 597 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,884 Please, take it easy. 598 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,396 Tell... 599 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,651 Who plays this garbage? 600 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,446 Shut up, bitch! 601 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,615 That's not even mine! I don't own that! 602 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,752 Tell that chicken-hearted son of yours... 603 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,421 to name the place. 604 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,007 Because now he's got to fight me. 605 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,765 Yeah. 606 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,742 Can I kick? 607 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:17,091 - Come on. I got you. - Oh, my God. Look at him. 608 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,676 - Oh, my God. - Sit down. 609 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,261 You all right, Rich? 610 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:23,348 You all right now? Look at this. What the...? 611 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,317 What happened? 612 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:38,154 Sho'nuff happened, that's what. And it's all because of you! 613 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,365 Everyone knows you're scared of him. 614 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,992 Kissed his shoes and everything. 615 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,454 What good is that kung fu jive if you can't even use it? 616 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,248 Coward. 617 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,627 Why don't you go someplace and meditate on that? 618 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,737 Coward. 619 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,617 Coward. 620 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,705 Coward. 621 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,879 Chinese GoJu is my secret! 622 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,382 May God help me if I ever have to use my art! 623 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,175 Love is our law! 624 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,511 Truth is our worship! 625 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,555 Form is our manifestation! 626 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,391 Conscience is our guide! 627 00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:52,020 Peace is our shelter. 628 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:58,192 Peace is my shelter. 629 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,363 Peace is my shelter. 630 00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:06,409 Have to use... 631 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,212 Hello? 632 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,882 Hey. 633 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:25,303 I don't mean to bother you, but... 634 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:29,349 maybe I should just come back another time, huh? 635 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:34,270 Listen, if this is a bad time, you know, I can just... 636 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:41,110 Do you know, the strangest things keep happening to me. 637 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:46,157 I mean, I seem to be attracting the craziest people. 638 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,619 So I thought that maybe it would be a great idea... 639 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,038 if I got myself a bodyguard... 640 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,873 you know? 641 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:58,044 Like, someone to guard my body. 642 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:03,091 Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified. I mean... 643 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:08,429 a girl could do worse than to have her own real, live kung-fu master. 644 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,015 I am no master. 645 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,230 You sure look like a master to me. 646 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,278 How about it? 647 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,197 How about what? 648 00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:28,533 Bodyguard. 649 00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:30,868 - Hello? - Bodyguard? 650 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:33,329 Yeah, I want you to be my bodyguard. 651 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,290 - Have you heard anything? - There is much I must do. 652 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,459 I am sorry. I cannot. 653 00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:40,795 Leroy! Leroy! 654 00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,173 Yo. Excuse me. 655 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,260 - That's okay. - Say... 656 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,387 you're Laura Charles. 657 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,598 Forget it. I will go. Don't... 658 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,726 - That's okay. - I won't bother you. 659 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:58,021 - It's okay, I was just leaving. - Leaving? 660 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,107 Please, just give it some thought, okay? 661 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,445 Laura Charles. Laura Charles. 662 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,364 Just let me know if you change your mind. 663 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,159 I said, I cannot help you. 664 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:14,412 He can't help you? Of course he can help you. 665 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:18,249 Look at that, he's just... That's hot. He's sick. The boy's... 666 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,461 All that yoga. Hi, my name is Johnny Yu. 667 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:26,132 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you. 668 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,431 She said it was nice to meet me. 669 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,184 Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me! 670 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,853 She said it was nice! 671 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:40,480 She... 672 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,107 Yeah. 673 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:49,030 - This is your résumé? - I like the cropping on that picture. 674 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,949 You did the incinerator murder? 675 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:56,329 Yeah. Yeah, I trashed the little lady. 676 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,839 Double? 677 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,095 Why should you get double... 678 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,722 what everybody else is getting, huh? 679 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,770 Beautiful! Beautiful! 680 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,897 Save it! Save it. 681 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:26,818 Give that man anything he wants. Give him a bone. 682 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,196 Make sure you take out for the table. 683 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,016 All right, that's enough. 684 00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:01,102 - Looks terrific, sweetheart. - Yeah? 685 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:04,689 Just needs a couple more steps. And you girls looked great too. 686 00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:07,859 Why don't you take a break and get out of those clothes? 687 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,610 Here are some quarters. 688 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,946 - Go have a good time. Come on. - Yeah. 689 00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:13,698 - Go, go, go. - Bye, girls! 690 00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,033 - Bye, baby. - Ciao, Angie, baby. 691 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:21,414 You know, to tell you the truth, Eddie, I'm really getting tired of all this. 692 00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:26,377 I mean, that deejay lady, she's never gonna play our stuff anyway. 693 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,795 She'll see the light... 694 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,882 as soon as I get that Leroy character out of the way. 695 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:35,219 What do you mean, "out of the way"? 696 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:39,348 Sweetheart, you should see the talent I got lined up out there. 697 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:43,477 If this deejay broad don't wise up, she's gonna be dessert. 698 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,813 And it's all for you, sweetheart. 699 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,274 All to make you a star. 700 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,985 Now what do you think of your lover boy, huh? 701 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,154 All for me? 702 00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:55,114 All for you, sweetheart. 703 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:59,827 Well, I mean, if it's really all for me... 704 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,624 Oh, I don't want you to kill anybody. 705 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:07,043 Are you out of your mind?! 706 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:10,254 Nobody does what he did to me and lives! Nobody! 707 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,888 You know what I've been thinking, Eddie? 708 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,683 I think that maybe you're trying to use me to get what you want. 709 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,396 I mean, just like you tried to use Rock. 710 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:31,359 Yeah, you were gonna make him this big heavyweight champion. 711 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:34,654 Sure. Sure, until he lost a fight. 712 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,990 All this glamour and stardom... 713 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,701 it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie? 714 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,750 You know, Angie... 715 00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:52,546 a lot of girls out there would like to trade places with you. 716 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:58,427 Now, if you're unhappy with all of this, why don't you just walk out? 717 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:03,599 Go have a nice, normal, boring life. 718 01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:09,313 To tell you the truth, it couldn't be any more boring... 719 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,607 than hanging around here... 720 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,110 while you guys go play cops and robbers. 721 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:16,404 Where you gonna go, Angie? 722 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,989 Without me, you're nothing! 723 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:21,784 Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent, school dropout... 724 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,037 from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits! 725 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,544 And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 726 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,673 You're nothing but a misguided, midget asshole... 727 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,509 with dreams of ruling the world! 728 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:43,472 Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. 729 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,979 And also getting by on my tits. 730 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,818 Where do you think you're going?! 731 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,279 To elocution class! 732 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,115 What for? 733 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,340 - Kill him! - Yeah! 734 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,014 Get that son of a... 735 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,643 - Yeah! - Did you see that?! 736 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,355 Sho'nuff is the master! 737 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,648 Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! 738 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,817 - Number one! - Can I pick them or what? 739 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,985 Shut up! 740 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,863 - Am I the meanest?! - Sho'nuff! 741 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,657 - Am I the prettiest? - Sho'nuff! 742 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,370 Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? 743 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,662 Sho'nuff! 744 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,456 I can't hear you! 745 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,208 Sho'nuff! 746 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:53,876 Yeah. 747 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,965 Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! 748 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,929 Keep your money. 749 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,808 You just get that sucker to the designated place... 750 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,643 at the designated time... 751 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:14,522 and I will gladly designate his ass... 752 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,024 for dismemberment. 753 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,985 Yeah. Hey. Well, whatever. 754 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,946 Anyway you wanna do it. 755 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:24,990 It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff. 756 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,747 Put it away. Come on. 757 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,638 - Looking for me? - Yes. 758 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,348 I mean... 759 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,685 I thought I wasn't exactly on your favorite persons' list. 760 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:56,021 That is why I came by, to apologize for the way I spoke. 761 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,524 I did not mean it towards you. 762 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,067 Great. 763 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,319 Then you'll be my bodyguard? 764 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:05,656 I'd love to, but I must complete a mission first. 765 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:08,033 A mission? 766 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:09,493 You see... 767 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:13,247 I am in search of the final level where the spirit takes over... 768 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,834 from the mind and guides the body without thought. 769 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:20,588 Okay. Listen, you stay right here, okay? 770 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,965 Don't move. I'll be back in five minutes. 771 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,718 Don't disappear, okay? I'll be right back. 772 01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:27,553 A great fighter, for instance... 773 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,681 might get just his hands to fill with such power... 774 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,727 that they would get the glow, which could be deadly in evil hands. 775 01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:37,521 Yet, if these hands belonged to a master... 776 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,064 Like Bruce Lee. 777 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:40,483 Yes, exactly! 778 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:44,820 ...someone who has reached the final level and could make his whole body glow... 779 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:49,116 the beauty he would be able to create would be without bounds. 780 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:53,829 Imagine the wonder someone like this can bring to the world. 781 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,041 That's a beautiful dream, Leroy. 782 01:03:57,209 --> 01:04:01,003 Now, I know you're gonna love what I've got to show you at the studio. 783 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,465 What's wrong? 784 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,760 Calling Leroy. 785 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,597 I am sorry, but it's just... 786 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,642 What? Tell me. Come on. 787 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,853 You see, I have this friend. 788 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,189 - Yeah? - And he is very shy. 789 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,483 And he came to me for advice. 790 01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:25,277 And I, well... 791 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,741 It is something I thought you can help me with... Him with. 792 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:35,496 Okay, I'll try. Tell me about it. What is it? 793 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,207 Moves. 794 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,793 Moves? 795 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,213 You see... 796 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:47,508 my friend, he has never been... 797 01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:49,426 - He likes this girl. - Yeah? 798 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,012 But he has never been with a woman before. 799 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,932 He does not even have a paintbrush. 800 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,267 Paintbrush? 801 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,227 He cannot even draw. 802 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,397 - Draw? What are you talking about? - You know. 803 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,732 The art of making love. 804 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,236 - Moves. - Oh, of course. 805 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:10,573 - I'd love to show you some moves. - No, no, no. 806 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:13,117 It's not for me. I said, it is for my friend. 807 01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,202 He is the one. 808 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,289 Okay, anything you say. 809 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,716 Is it not kind of hot in here, Miss Charles? 810 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:33,137 I'm telling you, I don't need a contest to win this date because I got juice. 811 01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:34,763 Why don't you just give up? 812 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,601 Your delusions of grandeur about love with her is just a wet dream. 813 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,603 Don't be no fool, Jack. 814 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:43,606 Baron Von Rick's got a more direct route to the target. 815 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,941 Watch out the target don't shoot you down. 816 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,236 - Why not write her a letter? - Or make an obscene phone call? 817 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,739 Because that's as close as you're gonna get. 818 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,824 You two play a game if you want to. 819 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,244 I'm gonna sit right here and wait for her to show up. 820 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,538 And the rap I'm gonna lay on her... 821 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:02,333 is gonna make Romeo seem tongue-tied. 822 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,754 Make her melt like hot butter all over my body! 823 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:07,921 Go, Rick. 824 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,258 Ain't nothing gonna stand between me and my destiny... 825 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,261 with the sweet lips of Lady Laura. 826 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,681 This place is great. 827 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,922 Fists of Fury! 828 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,149 That's it, man. Enough is enough. 829 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,526 - I'm gonna go. - Wait a minute! Wait! 830 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,445 Something's going on in here. 831 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,363 You think it's her? 832 01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:59,533 There's only one way to find out. Come on! 833 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,452 What? Where are we going? 834 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,916 Shit! 835 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,003 - Hey. Wait up, man! Wait up! - Forget it, man. 836 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,076 This is great! 837 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,927 I ought to slap that sucker with a suit for alienation of affections! 838 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,805 If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know where she was! 839 01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,641 - Chocolate-covered yellow peril! - Chill out, man! 840 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,853 Wait for me, will you? Come on, man, wait for me! 841 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,939 That sucker better start sleeping with one eye open. 842 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:58,318 There's gonna be a serious case of chop-socky justice coming his way. 843 01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:00,404 Maybe you just don't understand him. 844 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:03,240 If she likes him, he must be doing something right. 845 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,784 Leroy wouldn't even know what to do with that. 846 01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,078 Looked like he was doing all right to me. 847 01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,215 What's that? 848 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,636 Chinese Connection. 849 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:29,057 He has disguised himself in order to get... 850 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,314 Get into the villains' lair! 851 01:10:39,027 --> 01:10:41,862 Why did I not think of that before? 852 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,615 I must go. 853 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,457 Thanks a lot, Bruce! 854 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:05,594 - Where are you going? - Back to claim what's mine! 855 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,894 Leroy? 856 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:16,688 Ran out on you, huh? 857 01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,067 Don't cover up for that Ping-Pong playing... 858 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:22,653 chow mein for brains, kung fu head! 859 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,321 What are you doing up there? 860 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,449 You come down here before you hurt yourself! 861 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,078 Now. Now. 862 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,914 I don't understand what you see in him! 863 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,168 Leroy? 864 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,967 We meet again, Miss Charles. 865 01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:49,721 No! 866 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:52,349 Let me go! 867 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:56,520 Get your hands off my woman! 868 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,482 I said, get your hands off my woman! 869 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:04,111 Let me go, you big baboon! 870 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,366 All right! 871 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:12,369 Little Joe, man! You pay up, bro! 872 01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:15,205 This is craps, man! You pay me! 873 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,709 Hey, man, you blind, man? The book says "Little Joe"! 874 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,713 - You pay up, blood. - You can't even read the book, blood. 875 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,343 Hey, my man. 876 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:31,471 What it look like? No. 877 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:34,808 Hey, my man, what it look like? 878 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,982 Hey, my man, what it look like? 879 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,530 Hey, my man. 880 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,699 - What it look like? - What you want? 881 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,993 I am the soul brother like no other... 882 01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:55,620 to deliver this pizza with bean sprouts. 883 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:57,789 Pizza with bean sprouts? 884 01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:00,333 Yeah, we make anything, dig? 885 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:04,921 Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's pizza. 886 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,426 Now, if you bloods would show me where I can find the master... 887 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:13,096 You sure the master ordered this pizza? 888 01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,683 The man himself. 889 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,936 You're going to release his beast if it gets cold out here. 890 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,689 Buddy, I'm gonna rip your face off. 891 01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:26,026 - No, no. Wait, wait, wait! It's okay. - "Okay"? 892 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,738 You the same fool that came dressed as a coolie? 893 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,657 No, no, no. We all just look alike. 894 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:35,202 My man. Brother. 895 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:36,369 "My man." 896 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,165 Yo, bro! 897 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:46,379 My man, the master, he split, you know? 898 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,590 - Split? - Yeah, he's not here. 899 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,675 So why don't you chill out with us? 900 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:53,720 Smoke a little herb. Sip a little wine, huh? 901 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,973 Oh, no, I had too much already. 902 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,101 Soul brother! 903 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:00,936 - Soul brother! - All right. 904 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:03,271 You know how to shoot craps? 905 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,273 - Craps? - Craps! 906 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,400 Craps! 907 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,612 Oh, yeah, craps. 908 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,823 - All right! - All right! 909 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,241 Right on! 910 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,202 Mr. Leroy? 911 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:23,750 Mr. Leroy? 912 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,464 Are you in here? 913 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:38,014 Sorry, miss, I didn't mean to scare you that bad. 914 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,058 Oh, that's all right. 915 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,602 Is Mr. Leroy here? 916 01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:47,023 No, he's not here, but... 917 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:50,026 how about something in a medium-sized Oriental? 918 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,320 No, thanks. 919 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,822 I'm not Jewish. 920 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,206 Is this where he does all that stuff? 921 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,458 Oh, yeah, I do it too. 922 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,592 Oh, that's really wonderful! 923 01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:16,011 Yep. 924 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:20,182 Well, you see, I'm on my way back to... 925 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,558 Kew Gardens. 926 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:35,030 You gotta tell Mr. Leroy that... 927 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,867 he better stay away from Seventh Heaven. 928 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,203 Why? 929 01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:48,251 Because of my former producer, associate... 930 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:52,797 and boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian. 931 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,427 He's gone crazy. 932 01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:59,221 Tonight's show is conceived... 933 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,141 written, produced, directed and starring... 934 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,393 Eddie Arkadian! 935 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,397 Tonight, we make show-biz history... 936 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,775 my way! 937 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:22,535 We're getting funky to the smooth, cool sounds of Fast Eddie A! 938 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,131 What's that? 939 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,133 Fire. 940 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,361 Who is she? 941 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,946 Charlene. 942 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:05,078 She got a manager? 943 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,497 I don't know. 944 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,750 Fire! 945 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:15,839 This is sure one strange game of craps, soul brother. 946 01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,841 - Oh, yeah. - Hey. 947 01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:19,759 This is how we play in Harlem. 948 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:22,304 You want to play like soul brother number-one? 949 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,181 - Yeah! Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 950 01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,935 - You play like this. - All right, I'm sorry. 951 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,687 Now it is your turn. 952 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:32,814 - Do not step on the line. - Right. 953 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,649 My man. 954 01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,777 - Right on! - Right on. 955 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,322 - Nine. - That's nine. 956 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:43,658 Two, three, five. Right? 957 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,578 Turkey! 958 01:17:46,746 --> 01:17:49,789 - Oh, shit. - You turkey. 959 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:52,042 What time is it? 960 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,920 - Where is the master? - "Master"? 961 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,549 Looks like my man forgot about his pizza. 962 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,302 - I must see him now. - No, no, no. 963 01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:05,638 The wise one never sees nobody. 964 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,766 He will see me. 965 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,185 - I have this. - What you got? 966 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,896 Hey, check this out! 967 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,441 It's nice. I like that. 968 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,782 Okay, here, come with me. 969 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:25,367 I will see him now? 970 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,911 - Yeah, come on. Sure. - Yeah. 971 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,959 Just wait here. 972 01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,893 Where is the master?! 973 01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:53,728 I want to see him now! 974 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,564 Please, please, please! There is no master! 975 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,108 - You lie! - No, it's true! 976 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,568 We made him up to sell more fortune cookies! 977 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,028 - Tell him! - It's true. 978 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:05,365 - Please! I'll show you! - Show him. 979 01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:08,243 - Over here. I'll show you. - Yeah, show him! 980 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,537 Show him, show him! 981 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,334 This is Sum Dum Goy. 982 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,860 Why?! Why, master? 983 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:45,989 Why have you sent me on a journey to find someone who does not exist? 984 01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:47,449 Why? 985 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:51,494 So you have not found the master that you seek. 986 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,456 There is no Sum Dum Goy. 987 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,125 He is a computer. 988 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,421 Why have you done this to me? 989 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,018 Here. 990 01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:17,645 It contains everything you need... 991 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,106 to find your way to the golden glow. 992 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,493 Think, Leroy. 993 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,829 You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune... 994 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,707 written by a master who does not exist... 995 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,876 to find the solution to a problem... 996 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,837 whose answer you already know. 997 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,839 And this? 998 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:49,761 You needed a charm. 999 01:20:49,929 --> 01:20:53,431 A true master would use this to hold up his pants. 1000 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,314 Enough. 1001 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:05,652 There is one place that you have not yet looked. 1002 01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,571 And it is there, only there... 1003 01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:11,866 that you shall find the master. 1004 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:17,330 Now, if you will excuse me, my plane leaves shortly. 1005 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,168 You are going on a quest for knowledge? 1006 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,464 No, I'm going to visit my mother in Miami. 1007 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,803 Leroy! Leroy! 1008 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:34,430 Are you actually gonna fight them? 1009 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,976 Well, you... You can't be serious! 1010 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:43,398 Leroy, I never would've told you if I thought you'd actually go there. 1011 01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,900 Oh, what are you, nuts? 1012 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,696 You're not going all alone, are you? 1013 01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,281 Are you? 1014 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,617 All right, then. Then I'm going with you. 1015 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:57,078 If you go, I go! 1016 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,871 Okay. 1017 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,166 Okay? 1018 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,253 Do you plan to fight with only your bare hands? 1019 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,088 Do you not need a weapon? 1020 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,090 Weapon, right! 1021 01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:13,094 Hey! Hey, Leroy! 1022 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,805 What are you doing? This isn't funny, Leroy! 1023 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,224 Johnny, I am sorry. 1024 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,435 I must do this alone. 1025 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,479 Leroy? Leroy, come back here! 1026 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,940 Leroy, come back here! 1027 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:29,652 Leroy! I'm afraid of the dark! 1028 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,631 Leroy. 1029 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,133 Leroy! Leroy! 1030 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,468 - Gag her! - Right, boss. 1031 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:08,107 Come on! 1032 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,319 The key. Wait. Okay! 1033 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,988 Put the key in the latch and turn it! 1034 01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,699 - Okay, I'm trying! - Well, try harder! 1035 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,493 Okay! 1036 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,662 Okay, you can come out now! 1037 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,581 Come on, let's go! 1038 01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:27,210 Where are we going? We already missed the second show. 1039 01:23:27,378 --> 01:23:29,629 - Would you just come on? - Okay! 1040 01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,323 Leroy! 1041 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:00,910 Leroy! 1042 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,586 Welcome... 1043 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:15,341 to my little party in your honor, Leroy. 1044 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,015 The guest list has been compiled... 1045 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:26,310 so that you go out in style. 1046 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:36,529 You don't mind if my friends introduce themselves, do you, Leroy? 1047 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:40,533 Then let the games... 1048 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:42,910 begin! 1049 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,134 Bravo, Leroy! 1050 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:01,304 I'm gonna whack this guy and get it over with now! 1051 01:25:01,472 --> 01:25:02,805 Give me that thing! 1052 01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:05,808 Goddamn it, take that off! I said, take it off! 1053 01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:09,437 You gotta ruin everything! The time, money, the energy I've spent! 1054 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:12,106 Get it off! Get the broad! 1055 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,026 Attaboy, Leroy! 1056 01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,361 You're a bunch of wusses, you know that? 1057 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,072 More volume! 1058 01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:27,914 All right! 1059 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,459 Way to go, Goliath! 1060 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,428 Go for it, boys! Give him a lick! 1061 01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,754 Go, Johnny! 1062 01:26:23,846 --> 01:26:26,264 Come on! Will you make it interesting? 1063 01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:30,017 Good! That's one for you! 1064 01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:33,604 Johnny! Are you all right? 1065 01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:37,066 Oh, shit! 1066 01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,873 - Come on! Come on, young buck! - Who, me? 1067 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,085 Johnny! 1068 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,754 Come on, you miserable slob! 1069 01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:00,381 God, what a slug! 1070 01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:34,916 You got it, Johnny! 1071 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,476 Move out. Come on. Plan B. Let's go! Move out! Come on. 1072 01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,395 Let's get the hell out of here! 1073 01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:57,772 Go, go, go. 1074 01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,107 - Come on, will you? - Move it. Move! 1075 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,859 Come on. 1076 01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:03,319 Come on. 1077 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,746 Leroy! 1078 01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,623 This way! 1079 01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:10,428 Hey, Leroy! 1080 01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,431 That was almost worth the price of admission in there! 1081 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:17,309 And to think, the featured act is yet to come! 1082 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,105 Come on, Leroy! 1083 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:37,747 Bozo, you go that way. Just go. 1084 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,915 Come on, come on. 1085 01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:13,532 Holy shit. 1086 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:17,661 Let her go, or next time I will not miss. 1087 01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:25,461 Next time, I won't miss either! 1088 01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:33,636 Got you now, you little punk. 1089 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,106 You'll never use that again! 1090 01:30:56,118 --> 01:30:59,578 - Come on. - Leroy! Let me go! 1091 01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,288 - Get off me! - Leroy! 1092 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,832 Let him go. 1093 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,792 Anything you say! 1094 01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:08,963 Richie. 1095 01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:33,654 Richie. 1096 01:31:34,865 --> 01:31:35,906 Richie. 1097 01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:37,199 Let me at him. 1098 01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,578 - Let me at him. I'll save you, Laura! - Are you all right? 1099 01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,040 Of course I'm all right. 1100 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:49,712 I gotta save Laura. 1101 01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:52,339 You are not going anywhere. 1102 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:55,134 - Leroy, I wanna help! - No. 1103 01:31:55,302 --> 01:31:58,679 - I've got to save Laura! - You'll be safe here. 1104 01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:01,682 Leroy, I gotta save Laura! 1105 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:05,060 I was doing all right till the guy got the drop on me! 1106 01:32:05,228 --> 01:32:06,645 Leroy! 1107 01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:09,607 Leroy! Come on, man! 1108 01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,233 Leroy! 1109 01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:14,111 You warmed up yet? 1110 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:19,617 Yeah. 1111 01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,161 Come on, Leroy, let me out! 1112 01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,121 Leroy! 1113 01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:25,873 Be careful. 1114 01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:31,629 There's nothing like this on stage, screen, radio, TV, or cable, baby! 1115 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,172 This is an exclusive! 1116 01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:58,113 Get him, get him! Come on, hit him! 1117 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,368 There, nigga, please! 1118 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,709 Duck, Leroy! You can't do that to my brother! 1119 01:33:10,877 --> 01:33:12,294 - Get him, Leroy! - Yeah. 1120 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,675 That's the way! Get him, Leroy! Get him! 1121 01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:29,603 All right, come on. 1122 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,616 Stings a little, don't it? 1123 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,426 Come on, Leroy. 1124 01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:02,469 You can run, but you can't hide. 1125 01:34:37,547 --> 01:34:38,922 Leroy! 1126 01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:02,237 Yeah. 1127 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,910 Playtime's over, boy. 1128 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:15,918 Yeah. 1129 01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:26,428 Ain't this beautiful, huh? I love it. I love it. 1130 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:27,930 This is theater! 1131 01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:46,156 Now... 1132 01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:48,200 when I say: 1133 01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:50,661 "Who's the master?"... 1134 01:35:50,829 --> 01:35:52,746 you say: 1135 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,249 "Sho'nuff." 1136 01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:00,129 Who's the master? 1137 01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:16,812 We need a better view. Come on, ringside seats! 1138 01:36:29,451 --> 01:36:33,203 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 1139 01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:38,208 Who is the master, huh? 1140 01:36:43,923 --> 01:36:45,674 Wait a minute, sweetheart! Wait. 1141 01:36:50,722 --> 01:36:52,389 I love you. You stay here. 1142 01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,101 Who's the master?! 1143 01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:57,728 I can't hear you, Leroy! 1144 01:36:57,896 --> 01:37:00,856 Drown him, for Christ's sake! Will you drown him?! 1145 01:37:03,693 --> 01:37:06,612 Who is the master?! 1146 01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:11,658 I said, who's the master?! 1147 01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,704 I can't hear you. 1148 01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,624 Who is the master?! 1149 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,297 There is one place that you have not looked. 1150 01:37:25,465 --> 01:37:28,717 And it is there, only there... 1151 01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:31,637 that you shall find the master. 1152 01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,931 You sure look like a master to me. 1153 01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:42,940 All right, Leroy, who's the one and only master? 1154 01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,149 I am. 1155 01:37:47,237 --> 01:37:49,530 - No! - I am. 1156 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,074 What the...? 1157 01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:53,992 Oh, shit! 1158 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:57,704 Goddamn! 1159 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,665 Let me go! Let me go! 1160 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:13,554 Holy shit. 1161 01:38:22,605 --> 01:38:24,356 Okay, come on. 1162 01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:27,377 I applaud you, Leroy. 1163 01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:29,212 That's a great finish. 1164 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:32,257 Not the ending I had in mind, but it's a great finish. 1165 01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:35,636 You see, a .45 will put an end to all this kung fu crap. 1166 01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,181 All it takes is one little bullet. 1167 01:39:39,349 --> 01:39:41,558 So take your final bows, scum sucker. 1168 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,108 - Leroy! - Oh, my God, no! 1169 01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:25,977 Get on him, Leroy! Go, Leroy! 1170 01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,689 Drown him, Leroy! Drown him! 1171 01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,565 Drown that sucker! 1172 01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:32,734 What?! No! Oh, God, no! 1173 01:40:32,902 --> 01:40:35,612 - All right! - No, wait! No! Jesus! No, listen! 1174 01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:39,032 I've never seen anything like that. I mean anything. No, wait! 1175 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,701 Listen, we can make a deal! 1176 01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:43,245 We could make money! You get foreign rights... 1177 01:40:43,413 --> 01:40:45,747 I'll take domestic. What do you say? Wait. 1178 01:40:45,915 --> 01:40:48,250 You can have both, foreign and domestic! 1179 01:40:48,418 --> 01:40:49,960 Just give me a finder's fee! 1180 01:40:50,128 --> 01:40:52,087 Okay, all right, no finder's fee. 1181 01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:53,755 You can have the whole thing! 1182 01:40:53,923 --> 01:40:56,675 Let me pass. We've got a television show to do. 1183 01:40:57,635 --> 01:41:00,178 - Excuse me. - Laura, where have you been? 1184 01:41:00,346 --> 01:41:02,889 We've been looking all over for you. You're late. 1185 01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:04,808 How can I have her ready on time? 1186 01:41:04,976 --> 01:41:06,810 Look at you. You're a mess. 1187 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,563 I don't have the right tools with me. 1188 01:41:09,731 --> 01:41:11,648 Richie. Where'd he go? 1189 01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:13,775 Where have you guys been?! 1190 01:41:13,943 --> 01:41:15,902 Listen, I'd like to report a mugging. 1191 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:19,322 My friend and I, Mr. Nuff, we were minding our own business. 1192 01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:21,783 We were assaulted by these hoodlums! 1193 01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:23,702 We're lucky to be alive! 1194 01:41:23,870 --> 01:41:26,955 Save it, Arkadian! You're going up for good this time! 1195 01:41:27,874 --> 01:41:30,125 - Never! - Come on, you're due in the studio. 1196 01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:31,376 Let's go. 1197 01:42:23,971 --> 01:42:25,263 Ready for commercial. 1198 01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:33,355 Would you teach me some moves?! 1199 01:42:39,987 --> 01:42:42,155 Yo, man, check out the cornball! 1200 01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:43,865 He ain't no cornball! 1201 01:42:44,033 --> 01:42:47,828 He's my brother and he's the master. 86654