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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,055 - We need to talk. 2 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:19,477 Nate told me you sprung a leak? 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,146 - Uh... 4 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,189 we don't... we don't have a leak. 5 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,608 - Yeah, he said it was the new pipe I put in. 6 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,027 I can't have that. 7 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,115 I insist. 8 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,035 I gotta stand behind my work, you know? 9 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,370 One bad Yelp review, and I'm canceled. 10 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,289 Not that you'd ever do that, but, you know, 11 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,583 it's the principle. 12 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,710 After you. 13 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,780 Okay. 14 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,242 Let's see what we got going on in here. 15 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:21,748 So, uh, how's work, huh? 16 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,542 How's the market? 17 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,294 - Yeah, you know, it's good. 18 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,963 It's, uh... everyone's always looking for a bargain. 19 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,674 So it's... - Yeah. 20 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,092 - Tough. 21 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:40,058 - Ah, here it is. Yeah, there is a leak. 22 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,894 So strange he didn't tell you. 23 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,271 - Well, it's not really... 24 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,816 - You know, in my experience, 25 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,818 husbands don't keep that many things secret 26 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,027 from their wives. 27 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,779 You know? - Hmm. 28 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,239 - Right? 29 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,241 You guys tell each other everything 30 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,410 till death do you part. 31 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,871 Hey, Ava? 32 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,336 How long do you want me to keep this up? 33 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,173 - Wh-what? 34 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,719 - You're really gonna make me keep looking for the fake leak? 35 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,686 So... 36 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,941 Here's what I think happened. 37 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,195 I think you figured out the whole thing... 38 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:39,701 The booties, the scratches, 39 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,996 Pomona, all of it. 40 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:46,958 There's no way our sweet Nathan put all that together himself. 41 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,669 He's not wired like us. 42 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:55,258 I think you came up with this... podcast. 43 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,764 - No idea what you're talking about. 44 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,477 - Mm-kay. 45 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,229 Here's what I'm gonna do... 46 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:23,370 I'm gonna give you... one more chance 47 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:24,662 to tell me the truth. 48 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,248 'Cause if this is gonna work, 49 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,251 if we're gonna move forward as partners, 50 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:34,172 there's gotta be trust, am I right? 51 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,800 So what's it gonna be? 52 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,554 - This is Ava. Leave a message. 53 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,223 - Hey, it's me again. 54 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,933 Just call me when you get this, okay? 55 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,393 He's still not here. 56 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,894 I don't know where you are. 57 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,854 Just... just call me. 58 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,656 You're late. 59 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,366 - Yeah. I brought a friend. 60 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,595 Okay, so let's be clear, 61 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,765 if we are gonna do this, no more lies. 62 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:29,019 One of us goes down, we all go down. 63 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,856 And this location? 64 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:33,815 Amateur hour. 65 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,608 You got one exit, no escape route, 66 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,485 and it's way too loud. 67 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,448 - I don't... I don't hear anything. 68 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,449 - Mm-mm. - Do you? 69 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,575 - Mm-mm. - Oh. 70 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,868 Do you wanna know what I hear? 71 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,453 - Sure. 72 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,580 - The train station 100 feet away. 73 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,099 The couple talking shit about the traffic. 74 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,475 The meth head mumbling 75 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,834 at the dumpster. 76 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,463 What if just one of them mentions a street name? 77 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:59,466 Every single second of this podcast 78 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,886 is gonna be studied, enhanced. 79 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,763 The cops are gonna hear everything. 80 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,974 The SWAT team will be here in 60 seconds. 81 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,561 You guys wanna play murder, you don't half-ass it. 82 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:12,604 - Mm-mm. - Of course. 83 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,148 - From now on, we use burners. 84 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,316 - Burners? 85 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,567 - Uh... - Burners. 86 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,319 All right, kids... 87 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,612 rest of today's canceled. 88 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,490 I'll find us a new location. 89 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,493 Oh, hey, and just a little heads-up, 90 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:29,245 your friends came to see me. 91 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,747 You know, the LAPD? 92 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,832 - What? - It's all good. 93 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,001 I gave them my alibi. They took off. 94 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,628 - What alibi? 95 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,589 - You know, after the bar, we went back to your house. 96 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,883 We got fucked up and watched "Face/Off." 97 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,385 - I'm your alibi? 98 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,512 No, they're... They're gonna ask me. 99 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,180 - It's okay. It's okay. - Yeah. 100 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,556 They are gonna ask you. 101 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,184 But we're partners now, right? 102 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,936 Buddy? 103 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,814 You watch my back... 104 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,191 and I won't stick a knife in yours. 105 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,337 - God, Ava... 106 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,922 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 107 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,924 - Girl's got some rage in her today. 108 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,301 - Tough day, uh-huh. - I like it. 109 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,845 Let's go. - Okay, you ready, baby? 110 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,513 - Oh, I'm ready. 111 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,016 There we go, there we go. 112 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,393 Nice! Yeah, baby. 113 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,936 Give it to me hard. 114 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,122 - Harder, harder... 115 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:36,938 - Harder! 116 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,773 - Oh, my God. - Come on! 117 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,108 - Look how wet we are. 118 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,377 - Oh, my God. You always get me wet... 119 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,837 - You're a little wet. - One way or another. 120 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,613 - Ooh, that feels nice, doesn't it? 121 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,907 - Mm. - It's hot. 122 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,784 - Stop. 123 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,220 - I'm gonna get you some electrolytes, okay? 124 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,329 - Okay, thank you, baby. - Ava, electrolytes? 125 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,457 - Yeah... - All right. 126 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,792 - Wow. 127 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,463 You guys have some insane chemistry there. 128 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,006 - You have no idea. 129 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,841 - Well... - So speaking of... 130 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,676 I don't know. 131 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:10,013 You and Nathan have had some weird-ass energy lately. 132 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,058 - Nathan and I are just going through some stuff. 133 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,517 It's fine. - What, like you're... 134 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,745 - We're totally fine. We really are. 135 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,687 - Okay. - Yeah. 136 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,540 - Well, I have something that might cheer you up. 137 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,358 - Hmm? - "Sisters In Crime." 138 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,776 New season. - Really? 139 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,527 - Just announced. Dropping Friday. 140 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,738 It's all about the Westside Ripper. 141 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,285 - "Sisters In Crime" is huge. 142 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,167 If we don't get out before then, we are fucked. 143 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,956 I don't want all of our sacrifices to go to waste 144 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,793 because of the fucking Lipinski sisters. 145 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,671 We gotta fast-track this, and now. 146 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,339 God, I hate using this phone. 147 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,882 It makes me feel like a criminal. 148 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,884 - Yeah, well, at least you're not his alibi. 149 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,261 I mean, I don't wanna lie for a serial killer. 150 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,971 I just... I don't wanna do that. 151 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,866 - Listen, we'll deal with it when we have to... if we have to. 152 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,266 Maybe they won't even follow up. 153 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,020 Oh, wait. Look, he's ready. 154 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,314 He found a place for tomorrow. 155 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,149 - What kind of place? 156 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,780 How'd you find this? 157 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,782 - I installed a toilet here. 158 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,535 The Toto UltraMax single flush. 159 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,286 It's a nice couple. 160 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,163 They're in Mykonos, I think. 161 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,624 They're in fashion. 162 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,084 - Stop, stop. 163 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,377 Don't do that. 164 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,464 They gave you the code? - Eh, don't ask. 165 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,351 - Holy shit. - Yeah, no one's gonna bug us. 166 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,520 We're good. 167 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,064 - Wow. Um, okay, that's great. 168 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,208 This is good. - It's so clean. 169 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,668 - So we should probably... We gotta move 170 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,027 because we only have a few days. 171 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,404 - Guys, guys, I don't care about "Sisters In Crime." 172 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,697 All right? They're hacks. 173 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,419 The audience is gonna smell it a mile away. 174 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:56,244 We don't need to be first. We just need to be better. 175 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,620 All right. 176 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,372 - Um... 177 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,207 where's my gear? 178 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,250 - Oh, I upgraded. 179 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,918 Look, you guys wanna half-ass this 180 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,712 like everything else you do, that's fine. 181 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,840 Me, when I do something, I wanna do it properly. 182 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:13,261 So before we start, let's talk marketing. 183 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:16,306 Like, if we can't reveal who we are, 184 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,640 how do we sell this? 185 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,267 - Well, you know, no one ever went broke 186 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,603 betting on America's obsession with murder, so... 187 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,397 plus we have a really good title. 188 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:28,443 It's "Interview with a Serial Killer." 189 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,111 - Boom. - Oh. 190 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,297 - She... that was her. 191 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,864 - Yeah. - It was... it was great. 192 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,240 - Okay, but guys? 193 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:37,160 I actually had a really exciting idea on that. 194 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,329 What about... 195 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,122 "Based on a True Story"? 196 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,500 - People love that shit. 197 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,461 It could be the ultimate true crime podcast, all right? 198 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,922 And we could even make a universe out of it. 199 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,298 - A what? - A universe. 200 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,592 Like, "Based on a True Story: Miami," 201 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,861 "Based on a True Story: Atlanta." 202 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,012 Just like the housewives. 203 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,138 - Wow. 204 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,015 - We do a serial killer in each city. 205 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,850 - You know, here's what I think. 206 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,396 Maybe we just try and, like, master this first 207 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,148 before we start talkin' spin-offs and, you know... 208 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,650 - Okay, yeah. But you know what? 209 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,402 For later, we could, uh... 210 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,570 We could do something really cool with the subtitle. 211 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,116 "Based on a True Story: The Westside Ripper Speaks." 212 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,826 You know, just, like, uh, I don't know, 213 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,953 "Top Gun: Maverick." 214 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,246 - Yeah, no, it's... 215 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,832 It's totally like "Top Gun: Maverick." 216 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,667 - Great, okay. Well, look, let's sit. 217 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,104 - We're gonna use a voice filter. 218 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,587 We'll add that in. - Okay. 219 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,173 And, uh, who do we say you are? 220 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,967 I mean, you're interviewing me, right? 221 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:37,429 - We're not gonna reveal who we are or how we know you. 222 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,555 That's part of the sell. 223 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,699 We're gonna give details each week 224 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,975 only the killer knows. 225 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,727 Um, and, you know, 226 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,395 it's gonna create a lot of buzz. 227 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,689 People are gonna go crazy for more info. 228 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,691 - Yeah, okay. Great, great. 229 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,319 Let's do this. 230 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,869 - Let's start from the beginning. 231 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,328 - Recording. 232 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,295 - Who are you? 233 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,884 - I'm the Westside Ripper. 234 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,802 I've killed seven women 235 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,639 that the police are aware of... 236 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,892 and at least 20 more. 237 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,569 I was so young. 18. 238 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,780 She was my first. 239 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,199 But from that day on, I just... 240 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,534 fell in love with it. 241 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,288 - That's fuckin' nuts. 242 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,456 - I know. It is. 243 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,665 The planning, the details. 244 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,168 No wonder why no one can catch him. 245 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,754 - You really think there's 20 more bodies? 246 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,339 - God, I don't know. 247 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,633 All these creeps have, like, a weird competition 248 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:57,967 with each other, you know? 249 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,178 They wanna be in the Bundy Club, 30 plus. 250 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,990 I think people are gonna go nuts 251 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,350 when they hear this. 252 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,310 - Yeah. 253 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,992 - Hey. 254 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,871 - Hey, what are you doing here? You can't come here. 255 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,456 - Well, if you answered your texts, 256 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,916 then I wouldn't have to be here. 257 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,626 And I had to put my kid in the Fun Zone 258 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,295 just so me and you could have a little talk. 259 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,506 - Okay. What are we talkin' about? 260 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,883 - I got some exciting news. 261 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,301 I made a new cut. 262 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,053 - A new what? 263 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,930 - A new cut of the podcast. 264 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,515 - You made your own cut? 265 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,474 - I listened to yours, 266 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,436 and, honestly... I didn't love it. 267 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,396 - Really? We think it's really great. 268 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,356 - The ending just doesn't work, all right? 269 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,441 Or the beginning. 270 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,026 And Uncle Stan? That music... 271 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,320 Look, it just doesn't sound authentic. 272 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,115 - Okay. Um, I gotta tell you, 273 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,200 we've done tons of research. 274 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,703 And we're listened to hundreds of true crime... 275 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,247 - Yeah, but have you ever actually killed anyone? 276 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,433 - Are you fucking kidding me? 277 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,875 You can't come to the Beverly Club 278 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,335 and talk about killing people. 279 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,587 - You don't have any lived experience. 280 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,838 - All right? 281 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,089 It just doesn't feel real. 282 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,424 - Let me tell you something. 283 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,886 We know what we're doing, and you need to trust us. 284 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,512 - Why? - Why? 285 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,806 - Yeah, why? Why do I need to trust you? 286 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,016 This is my story. 287 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,185 I'm trying to protect my brand. 288 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,020 And you keep wasting time 289 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,164 cutting to these other characters. 290 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,773 - They're good characters. 291 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,857 - Nobody cares. - Okay. 292 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,168 - You know what they do care about? 293 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,486 Me. They care about me. 294 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,862 Anytime you cut away to the cops 295 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,030 or the victim's family, 296 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,257 they're just gonna fast-forward 297 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,033 till they get to the serial killer shit. 298 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,452 So let's just... just give 'em what they want. 299 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,163 - You don't have final cut of the podcast. 300 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,499 Do you understand that? 301 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,018 - I'm gonna send it to you, all right? 302 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,085 Just take a listen. 303 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,711 It's all a discussion. 304 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,380 I hope Ava loves it. 305 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,423 Oh, and Nathan? - Yeah. 306 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,051 - You missed one. 307 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,187 - Petrificus Totalus! 308 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,439 - Tarantallegra! - Wingardium Leviosa! 309 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,317 - Tarantallegra! - Petrificus Totalus! 310 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,236 - Flipendo! - Flipendo! 311 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,946 - Hey, Ollie. Ready to go? 312 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,781 - Please? Five more minutes. 313 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,575 - Aw, buddy. - This is my new friend, Gabby. 314 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,910 - Oh, hey, Gabby. 315 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,246 I, uh... hey, I got something for you. 316 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,373 - This a spoon? Expelliarmus! 317 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,209 - Flipendo! - Oh, you got me! 318 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,089 - Can we have a playdate? 319 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,298 - Gabby, you ready to go? 320 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,050 - Mom, we're gonna have a playdate! 321 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,719 - Are we now? 322 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,928 - Uh, hi. 323 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,304 - Hi. - Hey. 324 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,931 - That was a really good fall. 325 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:50,992 - Yeah, I've been practicing. 326 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,393 - I'm Michelle. - Matt. 327 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,061 Great to meet you, Michelle. 328 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,104 - Nice to meet you. 329 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,164 - Can we, Dad? - Can we, Mom? 330 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,523 Please? - Can we? 331 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,567 - I guess we don't have a choice. 332 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,860 - Yes. - Yes. 333 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,486 - We have no choice. Yes. 334 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,743 - The first time I did it, 335 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,887 I went home covered in blood, my heart beating like crazy. 336 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,204 I was sure the police 337 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,081 would come knocking on my door, 338 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,667 but no one came. 339 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,051 - God, I keep wondering... 340 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,721 Is it really 20? 341 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,516 - Give or take. 342 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,480 - How do you not remember? 343 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,732 - You can always turn me in. 344 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:45,236 One phone call, and all of this ends. 345 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,370 - I mean, I'm not forcing anyone to buy it. 346 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,871 People don't have to listen. 347 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,206 - Of course. 348 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,999 - There are a hundred podcasts just like it. 349 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,709 - Absolutely. 350 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,466 - Was it really more than 20? 351 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,387 You know what I think? 352 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,597 You need to take the edge off. 353 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,773 Can I suggest something? 354 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,152 Why don't you... 355 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,156 Why don't you talk to Nathan about it, you know? 356 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,243 Just... just tell him how you feel. 357 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,079 - I can't. 358 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,289 He's not like us, you know? 359 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,725 I mean, he wouldn't even raise his prices 360 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,836 when we couldn't afford the mortgage. 361 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,295 That was the day I realized 362 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,382 that the world was gonna eat this guy alive. 363 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,135 If he sees I'm having doubts about this, he'll... 364 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,803 He'll completely collapse. 365 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,471 Like, this will all be over. 366 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,850 - You need to be strong for him. 367 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,184 - I can't fail. 368 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,978 I mean, it's not just us anymore. 369 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,771 - I can help you. 370 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,859 - How are you gonna help me? 371 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,205 - Babe? 372 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,249 Babe? 373 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,752 Hey, babe. 374 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,132 - Mm, yeah. Hey. 375 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,467 - You okay? - Yeah. 376 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,970 - Okay. So Matt did his own cut. 377 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,305 - He what? 378 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,016 - He didn't feel it was authentic. 379 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,226 - Okay, what did he change? 380 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,895 - I listened. It's... it's... 381 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,396 It's just mostly dialogue, 382 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,273 and he did add some new music. 383 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,317 He put Uncle Stan back in, 384 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,961 changed the ending, changed the beginning... 385 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,195 - What the fuck? 386 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,505 That's an entirely different version. 387 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,156 - To be fair, some of the changes 388 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,491 sounded kind of good. 389 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,326 Like, the music... - Oh, fuck this guy. 390 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,535 If we give up control now, 391 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,995 we are never getting it back. 392 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,372 Okay? We hold the cards. 393 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,956 - We hold the cards? 394 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,210 Just listen to it and... okay? 395 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,419 And see what you think. 396 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,380 - Fuck, fine. 397 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,132 But I'm taking notes and making my own changes. 398 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,513 Thanks for coming. 399 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,307 I can't wait to hear what you guys think. 400 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,684 Both: Hey. - Hey. 401 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,143 - Yes. - Yes, do you want to, uh... 402 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,228 - Yep. - Start? 403 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,563 - Listen, your new work is great. 404 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,357 - Aw. - Yeah. 405 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,526 The dialogue really pops. - Yeah. 406 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,653 - Um, the new ending is actually really good. 407 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,071 - It's better, right? I told you. 408 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,280 - It's... it's... 409 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,032 - We got the emotion back in there. 410 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,117 - Yes. - Yeah. 411 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,118 - Mm-hmm? - We just, like... 412 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,619 We just have a few notes. 413 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,389 - Yeah, sure, of course. It's all a discussion. 414 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,372 - Okay. - So, uh, yeah. 415 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,373 - Terrific. - Hit me. 416 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,416 - Awesome. - Mm-hmm. 417 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,875 - So the first one, Uncle Stan. 418 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,128 I think we can just end with him at the carnival. 419 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,022 I don't think we need to go to the gelato store. 420 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,216 - Yeah, it's just... it's about my emotional journey, 421 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,093 the highs, the lows. 422 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,594 It's very moving. 423 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,513 - Honestly, does it really matter 424 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,765 if Uncle Stan got you a chocolate cone 425 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,850 or a waffle cone? 426 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,394 I don't think anyone's gonna care. 427 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,396 - You know, I really know this genre. 428 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,189 Like, I... trust me. - She knows it. 429 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,649 - Can I ask you guys a question? 430 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,735 - Mm-hmm. 431 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,194 - Do you want this to just be 432 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,030 like every other dead white girl podcast, 433 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,823 just about the body count? 434 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,908 We are better than that. 435 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,619 What I'm trying to do here is drag you 436 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,997 out of your Mar Vista, chicken Caesar comfort zone 437 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,875 and embrace something truly visionary. 438 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,294 All right? Let's ask the big questions. 439 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,922 Who's worse, the guy that puts the bolt in the cow's skull, 440 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,382 guilty, 441 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:39,637 or the people that sit around a restaurant and eat it? 442 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,391 - I just... 443 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,101 I don't think we need to get into that. 444 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,270 I think people might just tap the fuck out. 445 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,456 - You know, all I'm trying to do 446 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,357 is just elevate the material, okay? 447 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,526 So, uh, yeah. Any more notes? 448 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,654 - Actually, yes. - Yeah, we do. 449 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,366 Um, one more. And this one we can't budge on. 450 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,701 We gotta cut your last line, "Who's next?" 451 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,787 - Mm... 452 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:07,791 - The deal was no more murders, so there's no more next. 453 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,875 - Sure, yeah. 454 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,794 Between us, there's no more, right? 455 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,505 But the audience, they don't need to know that. 456 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,382 You know, I mean, it can't be 457 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,051 "Interview with a Retired Serial Killer." 458 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,636 Guys, come on, that's not hot. 459 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,970 You know? - It's not hot. 460 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,891 - Our selling point here is that I am still active. 461 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,436 I'm out there, watching. 462 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,314 Who's next? 463 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,901 You feel that? See? 464 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,779 It sells jeopardy, danger, stakes. 465 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,656 That's what's gonna get our fans excited. 466 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,617 - We're not comfortable being a part of a project 467 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,162 that's promising future murders. 468 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,997 - Guess you should have thought about that 469 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,001 before you got into business with a fucking serial killer. 470 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,676 - You did say this was a discussion. 471 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,219 - Oh, yeah, no, and it is. - Okay. 472 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,471 - Always is. It always is. 473 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,432 Until it isn't. 474 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,017 In the end, there does need to be 475 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,145 one voice that's in charge of the creative. 476 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,354 - Sure. 477 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,314 - We got the Stanley fucking Kubrick... 478 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,983 - Okay. - Of serial killers here. 479 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,819 - So Uncle Stan stays in, "Who's next?" stays in, 480 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,447 and we go with my title, right? 481 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,699 All good? 482 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,201 - I think that's... Okay, I think that's fine. 483 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,786 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 484 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,455 - Yeah, all good. - Great. 485 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,914 You are not gonna regret this. 486 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,916 I'm gonna upload it onto the server. 487 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,876 - Server? 488 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,377 No, I got the VPN ready. - Yeah. 489 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,646 - No, no, no. VPN's not secure enough. 490 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,005 I got an off-shore Russian server. 491 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,548 It's totally untraceable. 492 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,550 - Oh, my God, what? - Don't ask. 493 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,677 - Okay. - Guys... 494 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,429 I think we should toast. - Mm. 495 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,264 - Yeah? Come on. 496 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,600 - Sure, let's do it. - Yeah? 497 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,852 "Based on a True Story." 498 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,105 both: "Based on a True Story." 499 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,847 - Welcome to "Based On A True Story: 500 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:31,685 The Westside Ripper Speaks," season one. 501 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,523 What you're about to hear has never been done before. 502 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,066 An interview with... - Nathan. 503 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,526 - An active serial killer. - Nathan. 504 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,820 - Hey. - Hey. 505 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,155 Michelle, how are you? - Good, good. 506 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,282 Quick question. - Sure, hit me. 507 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,452 - That friend of yours at the Fun Zone the other day, 508 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,162 the hot dad? 509 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,956 - The hot dad? 510 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,708 Are you talking about Matt? 511 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,752 - Yeah. - What is he like? 512 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,171 - Um, I have no idea. 513 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,691 I mean, I don't really know him that well. 514 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:02,799 I just met him. - Oh. 515 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,175 Just wanted to check in with you 516 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,260 if he was good people. 517 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,654 'Cause we have a playdate coming up. 518 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,430 - A playdate? - Yeah! 519 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,848 Yeah. Our kids are hangin' out. 520 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,266 - I don't know if that's a... 521 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,436 - I mean, it's not a weird, sexy date, per se, 522 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,937 unless he wants to make it one, 523 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,397 which would be kind of awesome... 524 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,732 - Yeah, no, I... - But, um... 525 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,042 - I just want to be honest with you, 526 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,210 I can't really vouch for him. 527 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,861 I mean, LA guys, right? - Yeah. 528 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,863 - You gotta be careful out there. 529 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,365 - As long as there's no red flags or anything. 530 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,575 - i... 531 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,118 - What's the worst that could happen? 532 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,429 - Listen, I can't totally vouch for him. 533 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,705 - That's... oh, one more thing. - I just met him. 534 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,373 - The cops were here for you again. 535 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,752 - What? When? - Yesterday, the same ones. 536 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,045 What is going on? 537 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,522 Do you have a secret life or something? 538 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,131 - Me? No. 539 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,924 I wish. 540 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,470 - Okay, well, can you, um, call them? 541 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,139 'Cause the LAPD hanging around the Pilates room 542 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,307 isn't a great look. 543 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,558 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 544 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,518 - I'm on it. - Okay, bye. 545 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,228 Wish me luck. 546 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,563 - Bye. 547 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,075 - Nice. All right. 548 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,385 Good, good. - Let's go again, Dad. 549 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,952 - Ready? 550 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,123 Nice, okay. Nice, nice, nice, good job. 551 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,209 All right, cool, I'm gonna show you how to hit this. 552 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,960 Cheat a little bit this way. Yep. 553 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,673 You start here, and then you go high, low, high, all right? 554 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,383 Come on. 555 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,551 Ready? - Yep. 556 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,637 Thanks, Dad. - You got it, buddy. 557 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,639 All right. Let's do this. 558 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,517 - Babe, hey! Hi. 559 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,227 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. 560 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,829 - What are you doing here? - No, I'm good. 561 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,272 The new numbers are dropping in five minutes, the downloads! 562 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,649 So I wanted to be here with you. 563 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,959 - Holy shit, already? That was fast. 564 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,443 - I know. - What do we need? 565 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:48,238 - Well, "Sisters In Crime," first 48 hours, 566 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,657 did half a million downloads, so... 567 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,033 - Half a million? - I know. 568 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,493 - That's a fuckin' lot. 569 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,679 - Yeah, but we're gonna be a hit. 570 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:55,971 We're gonna blow them out of the water. 571 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,081 So exciting. - Listen, uh... 572 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,708 - What? 573 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,295 - I don't wanna do the alibi. 574 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,089 - Why? What do you mean? 575 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,549 - The cops came back again. 576 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,009 - Shit, really? 577 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,301 - Yeah. They're not gonna stop. 578 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,761 I don't wanna do it. 579 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,013 Look at this kid. 580 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,683 Look at the way he looks at his dad. 581 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,602 I want my kid to look at me that way. 582 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,355 - Ew, that's Lewis Heeney. He's a total fucking creeper. 583 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,649 He tried to fuck me at the luau party. 584 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,859 - What? - Yeah. 585 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,211 He hits on all the pregnant women. 586 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,005 Everyone knows that. He's a real fuckin' weirdo. 587 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,631 So you might want to find another example. 588 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,282 - Okay, fine. He's not great. 589 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,825 But I don't want my kid to remember me 590 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,869 as a guy who helped a fuckin' serial killer. 591 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,954 - We're not helping him. We're stopping him. 592 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,498 Your kid is gonna remember a hero. 593 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,500 And that's... - Oh, fuck. 594 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,421 - What? - The cops are back. 595 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,922 Fuck. Shit. 596 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,358 - Okay, let's, uh... - They're fuckin' here. 597 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,009 - Let's just go take a walk, okay? 598 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,887 Yeah, let's just kind of walk quickly. 599 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,239 It's... okay. - We gotta think, okay? 600 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,681 We just need a minute to think. 601 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,932 - Let's go... - I'm... 602 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,727 - Let's go this way. - Where are we going? 603 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,079 - Let's go for the stairs. - Stair, really? 604 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,205 - Go with the stairs. - Oh, great. 605 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,582 - Come on, come on. - That's great. 606 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,066 - Okay, okay? You good? 607 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,360 Can you go any faster? - Pregnant women love stairs. 608 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,195 Go, go, go, go, go. 609 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,238 - Oh, my God. 610 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,220 - Fuck, they're coming. - Okay, you're acting crazy. 611 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,638 - Okay, we gotta think this through. 612 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:20,931 - You gotta calm down. - Should I run? I'm gonna run. 613 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,207 - Give me a kiss. I'm gonna run. 614 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,309 - You're not gonna run. They know where we live. 615 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,793 There's no running. - Okay. 616 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,354 What am I gonna say to them? What the fuck am I gonna do? 617 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,838 - Listen, we are literally a minute away 618 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,340 from all of our dreams coming true. 619 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,942 Do you understand that? - What if it tanks? 620 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,152 What if I'm selling my soul for nothing? 621 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,427 - Okay, what is the alibi? 622 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,905 What is the movie that he said? The alibi. 623 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,573 - I think it was the, uh... Was it "The Rock"? 624 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,575 - I think it was "Con Air." - No, it wasn't "Con Air." 625 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:42,394 "Snake Eyes." - This isn't a guessing game. 626 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,038 - What the fuck was it? - Just... I don't... 627 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,188 Listen, we have ten... 628 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,582 Wait, we have literally ten seconds. 629 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,191 If you do not alibi this guy, 630 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,110 our entire house of cards falls down, okay? 631 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,736 Do you understand that? - You gotta go. 632 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,113 - Okay, okay. Okay, listen to me. 633 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,823 Listen to me. Alibi, alibi, alibi. 634 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,282 If you want to. It's your choice. 635 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,659 If you don't alibi, I swear to... 636 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,286 - No, no, no, babe. Babe, I don't know what to do. 637 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,422 - There he is. 638 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:11,756 - Hey. 639 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,216 - Just the man we're lookin' for. 640 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:15,760 - Hey, I'm still waiting for my spin class. 641 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,387 - Let me... let me work on that... 642 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,823 - All right. - And I'll get back to you. 643 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,390 - Sweet, sweet. - What's up? 644 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,395 - The night of the Chloe Lake murder, 645 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,772 when you left the bar, where'd you go? 646 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,482 - Where'd I go? 647 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,779 I went home. 648 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,073 - Were you alone? Anyone with you? 649 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,537 - Was anyone with me? 650 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,364 - What did you say? What did you say? 651 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,682 What happened? How'd it go? 652 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,852 - I said "Face/Off." 653 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,146 - "Face/Off." Oh, my God, I love you. 654 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,023 This is amazing. This is amazing. 655 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,566 I love you so much. 656 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,711 - Let's check out the numbers. - Okay, yes, let's do it. 657 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,819 - Here, okay? Have a seat. 658 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,404 - I just... I want you to know 659 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,822 I'm so proud of you. 660 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,866 And, um, you really did the right thing. 661 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,034 - Okay, take it easy. 662 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:23,119 - Well, you know, semi-right thing. 663 00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,788 Have it right here. 664 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,456 It's so exciting! 665 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,334 - It's gonna work. Here we go. 666 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,836 Let's see those half a million downloads. 667 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,968 - Holy shit. 668 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:35,108 - Nice shot, Dad. 46799

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