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- We need to talk.
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Nate told me you sprung a leak?
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- Uh...
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we don't... we
don't have a leak.
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- Yeah, he said it was
the new pipe I put in.
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I can't have that.
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I insist.
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I gotta stand behind
my work, you know?
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One bad Yelp review,
and I'm canceled.
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Not that you'd ever do
that, but, you know,
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it's the principle.
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After you.
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Okay.
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Let's see what we
got going on in here.
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So, uh, how's work, huh?
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How's the market?
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- Yeah, you know, it's good.
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It's, uh... everyone's
always looking for a bargain.
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So it's...
- Yeah.
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- Tough.
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- Ah, here it is.
Yeah, there is a leak.
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So strange he didn't tell you.
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- Well, it's not really...
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- You know, in my experience,
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husbands don't keep
that many things secret
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from their wives.
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You know?
- Hmm.
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- Right?
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You guys tell each
other everything
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till death do you part.
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Hey, Ava?
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How long do you want
me to keep this up?
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- Wh-what?
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- You're really gonna make me
keep looking for the fake leak?
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So...
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Here's what I think happened.
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I think you figured
out the whole thing...
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The booties, the scratches,
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Pomona, all of it.
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There's no way our sweet Nathan
put all that together himself.
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He's not wired like us.
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I think you came up
with this... podcast.
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- No idea what
you're talking about.
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- Mm-kay.
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Here's what I'm gonna do...
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I'm gonna give you...
one more chance
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to tell me the truth.
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'Cause if this is gonna work,
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if we're gonna move
forward as partners,
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there's gotta be
trust, am I right?
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So what's it gonna be?
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- This is Ava.
Leave a message.
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- Hey, it's me again.
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Just call me when
you get this, okay?
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He's still not here.
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I don't know where you are.
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Just... just call me.
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You're late.
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- Yeah. I brought a friend.
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Okay, so let's be clear,
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if we are gonna do
this, no more lies.
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One of us goes down,
we all go down.
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And this location?
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Amateur hour.
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You got one exit,
no escape route,
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and it's way too loud.
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- I don't... I
don't hear anything.
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- Mm-mm.
- Do you?
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- Mm-mm.
- Oh.
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Do you wanna know what I hear?
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- Sure.
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- The train station
100 feet away.
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The couple talking
shit about the traffic.
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The
meth head mumbling
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at the dumpster.
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What if just one of them
mentions a street name?
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Every single second
of this podcast
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is gonna be studied, enhanced.
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The cops are gonna
hear everything.
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The SWAT team will be
here in 60 seconds.
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You guys wanna play murder,
you don't half-ass it.
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- Mm-mm.
- Of course.
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- From now on, we use burners.
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- Burners?
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- Uh...
- Burners.
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All right, kids...
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rest of today's canceled.
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I'll find us a new location.
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Oh, hey, and just
a little heads-up,
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your friends came to see me.
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You know, the LAPD?
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- What?
- It's all good.
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I gave them my
alibi. They took off.
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- What alibi?
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- You know, after the bar,
we went back to your house.
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We got fucked up and
watched "Face/Off."
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- I'm your alibi?
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No, they're...
They're gonna ask me.
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- It's okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.
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They are gonna ask you.
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But we're partners now, right?
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Buddy?
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You watch my back...
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and I won't stick
a knife in yours.
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- God, Ava...
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
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- Girl's got some
rage in her today.
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- Tough day, uh-huh.
- I like it.
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Let's go.
- Okay, you ready, baby?
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- Oh, I'm ready.
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There we go, there
we go.
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Nice! Yeah, baby.
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Give it to me hard.
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- Harder, harder...
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- Harder!
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- Oh, my God.
- Come on!
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- Look how wet we are.
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- Oh, my God. You
always get me wet...
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- You're a little wet.
- One way or another.
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- Ooh, that feels
nice, doesn't it?
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- Mm.
- It's hot.
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- Stop.
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- I'm gonna get you
some electrolytes, okay?
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- Okay, thank you, baby.
- Ava, electrolytes?
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- Yeah...
- All right.
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- Wow.
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You guys have some
insane chemistry there.
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- You have no idea.
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- Well...
- So speaking of...
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I don't know.
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You and Nathan have had some
weird-ass energy lately.
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- Nathan and I are just
going through some stuff.
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It's fine.
- What, like you're...
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- We're totally
fine. We really are.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Well, I have something
that might cheer you up.
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- Hmm?
- "Sisters In Crime."
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New season.
- Really?
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- Just announced.
Dropping Friday.
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It's all about the
Westside Ripper.
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- "Sisters In Crime" is huge.
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If we don't get out before
then, we are fucked.
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I don't want all of our
sacrifices to go to waste
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because of the fucking
Lipinski sisters.
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We gotta fast-track
this, and now.
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God, I hate using this phone.
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It makes me feel
like a criminal.
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- Yeah, well, at least
you're not his alibi.
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I mean, I don't wanna
lie for a serial killer.
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I just... I don't wanna do that.
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- Listen, we'll deal with it
when we have to... if we have to.
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Maybe they won't even follow up.
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Oh, wait. Look, he's ready.
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He found a place for tomorrow.
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- What kind of place?
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How'd you find this?
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- I installed a toilet here.
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The Toto UltraMax single flush.
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It's a nice couple.
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They're in Mykonos, I think.
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They're in fashion.
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- Stop, stop.
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Don't do that.
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They gave you the code?
- Eh, don't ask.
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- Holy shit.
- Yeah, no one's gonna bug us.
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We're good.
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- Wow. Um, okay, that's great.
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This is good.
- It's so clean.
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- So we should
probably... We gotta move
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because we only have a few days.
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- Guys, guys, I don't care
about "Sisters In Crime."
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All right? They're hacks.
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The audience is gonna
smell it a mile away.
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We don't need to be first.
We just need to be better.
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All right.
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- Um...
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where's my gear?
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- Oh, I upgraded.
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Look, you guys
wanna half-ass this
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like everything else
you do, that's fine.
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Me, when I do something,
I wanna do it properly.
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So before we start,
let's talk marketing.
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Like, if we can't
reveal who we are,
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how do we sell this?
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- Well, you know, no
one ever went broke
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betting on America's
obsession with murder, so...
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plus we have a
really good title.
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It's "Interview with
a Serial Killer."
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- Boom.
- Oh.
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- She... that was her.
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- Yeah.
- It was... it was great.
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- Okay, but guys?
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I actually had a really
exciting idea on that.
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What about...
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"Based on a True Story"?
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- People love that shit.
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It could be the ultimate true
crime podcast, all right?
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And we could even make
a universe out of it.
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- A what?
- A universe.
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Like, "Based on a
True Story: Miami,"
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"Based on a True
Story: Atlanta."
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Just like the housewives.
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- Wow.
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- We do a serial
killer in each city.
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- You know, here's what I think.
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Maybe we just try and,
like, master this first
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before we start talkin'
spin-offs and, you know...
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- Okay, yeah. But
you know what?
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For later, we could, uh...
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We could do something really
cool with the subtitle.
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"Based on a True Story: The
Westside Ripper Speaks."
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You know, just, like,
uh, I don't know,
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"Top Gun: Maverick."
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- Yeah, no, it's...
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It's totally like
"Top Gun: Maverick."
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- Great, okay. Well,
look, let's sit.
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- We're gonna use
a voice filter.
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We'll add that in.
- Okay.
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And, uh, who do we say you are?
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I mean, you're
interviewing me, right?
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- We're not gonna reveal who
we are or how we know you.
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That's part of the sell.
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We're gonna give
details each week
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only the killer knows.
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Um, and, you know,
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it's gonna create a lot of buzz.
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People are gonna go
crazy for more info.
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- Yeah, okay. Great, great.
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Let's do this.
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- Let's start from
the beginning.
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- Recording.
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- Who are you?
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- I'm the Westside Ripper.
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I've killed seven women
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that the police are aware of...
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and at least 20 more.
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I was so young. 18.
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She was my first.
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But from that day on, I just...
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fell in love with it.
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- That's fuckin' nuts.
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- I know. It is.
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The planning, the details.
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No wonder why no
one can catch him.
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- You really think
there's 20 more bodies?
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- God, I don't know.
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All these creeps have,
like, a weird competition
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with each other, you know?
249
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They wanna be in the
Bundy Club, 30 plus.
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I think people are gonna go nuts
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when they hear this.
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- Yeah.
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- Hey.
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- Hey, what are you doing
here? You can't come here.
255
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,456
- Well, if you
answered your texts,
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then I wouldn't have to be here.
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And I had to put my
kid in the Fun Zone
258
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just so me and you could
have a little talk.
259
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- Okay. What are
we talkin' about?
260
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- I got some exciting news.
261
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I made a new cut.
262
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- A new what?
263
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,930
- A new cut of the podcast.
264
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,515
- You made your own cut?
265
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,474
- I listened to yours,
266
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,436
and, honestly...
I didn't love it.
267
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- Really? We think
it's really great.
268
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- The ending just
doesn't work, all right?
269
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Or the beginning.
270
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,026
And Uncle Stan? That music...
271
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Look, it just doesn't
sound authentic.
272
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- Okay. Um, I gotta tell you,
273
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we've done tons of research.
274
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And we're listened to
hundreds of true crime...
275
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,247
- Yeah, but have you ever
actually killed anyone?
276
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
277
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You can't come to
the Beverly Club
278
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and talk about killing people.
279
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- You don't have any
lived experience.
280
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- All right?
281
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It just doesn't feel real.
282
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- Let me tell you something.
283
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,886
We know what we're doing,
and you need to trust us.
284
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,512
- Why?
- Why?
285
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,806
- Yeah, why? Why do
I need to trust you?
286
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,016
This is my story.
287
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,185
I'm trying to protect my brand.
288
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And you keep wasting time
289
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,164
cutting to these
other characters.
290
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- They're good characters.
291
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- Nobody cares.
- Okay.
292
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,168
- You know what
they do care about?
293
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Me. They care about me.
294
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,862
Anytime you cut away to the cops
295
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or the victim's family,
296
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they're just gonna fast-forward
297
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,033
till they get to the
serial killer shit.
298
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,452
So let's just... just
give 'em what they want.
299
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,163
- You don't have final
cut of the podcast.
300
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,499
Do you understand that?
301
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,018
- I'm gonna send it
to you, all right?
302
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,085
Just take a listen.
303
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,711
It's all a discussion.
304
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,380
I hope Ava loves it.
305
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,423
Oh, and Nathan?
- Yeah.
306
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,051
- You missed one.
307
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,187
- Petrificus Totalus!
308
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,439
- Tarantallegra!
- Wingardium Leviosa!
309
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,317
- Tarantallegra!
- Petrificus Totalus!
310
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,236
- Flipendo!
- Flipendo!
311
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,946
- Hey, Ollie. Ready to go?
312
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,781
- Please? Five more minutes.
313
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,575
- Aw, buddy.
- This is my new friend, Gabby.
314
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,910
- Oh, hey, Gabby.
315
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,246
I, uh... hey, I got
something for you.
316
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,373
- This a spoon? Expelliarmus!
317
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,209
- Flipendo!
- Oh, you got me!
318
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,089
- Can we have a playdate?
319
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,298
- Gabby, you ready to go?
320
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,050
- Mom, we're gonna
have a playdate!
321
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,719
- Are we now?
322
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,928
- Uh, hi.
323
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,304
- Hi.
- Hey.
324
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,931
- That was a really good fall.
325
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:50,992
- Yeah, I've been practicing.
326
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,393
- I'm Michelle.
- Matt.
327
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,061
Great to meet you, Michelle.
328
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,104
- Nice to meet you.
329
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,164
- Can we, Dad?
- Can we, Mom?
330
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,523
Please?
- Can we?
331
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,567
- I guess we don't
have a choice.
332
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,860
- Yes.
- Yes.
333
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,486
- We have no choice. Yes.
334
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,743
- The first time I did it,
335
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,887
I went home covered in blood,
my heart beating like crazy.
336
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,204
I was sure the police
337
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,081
would come knocking on my door,
338
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,667
but no one came.
339
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,051
- God, I keep wondering...
340
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,721
Is it really 20?
341
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,516
- Give or take.
342
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,480
- How do you not remember?
343
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,732
- You can always turn me in.
344
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:45,236
One phone call, and
all of this ends.
345
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,370
- I mean, I'm not
forcing anyone to buy it.
346
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,871
People don't have to listen.
347
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,206
- Of course.
348
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,999
- There are a hundred
podcasts just like it.
349
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,709
- Absolutely.
350
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,466
- Was it really more than 20?
351
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,387
You know what I think?
352
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,597
You need to take the edge off.
353
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,773
Can I suggest something?
354
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,152
Why don't you...
355
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,156
Why don't you talk to
Nathan about it, you know?
356
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,243
Just... just tell
him how you feel.
357
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,079
- I can't.
358
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,289
He's not like us, you know?
359
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,725
I mean, he wouldn't
even raise his prices
360
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,836
when we couldn't
afford the mortgage.
361
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,295
That was the day I realized
362
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,382
that the world was gonna
eat this guy alive.
363
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,135
If he sees I'm having
doubts about this, he'll...
364
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,803
He'll completely collapse.
365
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,471
Like, this will all be over.
366
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,850
- You need to be strong for him.
367
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,184
- I can't fail.
368
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,978
I mean, it's not
just us anymore.
369
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,771
- I can help you.
370
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,859
- How are you gonna help me?
371
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,205
- Babe?
372
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,249
Babe?
373
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,752
Hey, babe.
374
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,132
- Mm, yeah. Hey.
375
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,467
- You okay?
- Yeah.
376
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,970
- Okay. So Matt
did his own cut.
377
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,305
- He what?
378
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,016
- He didn't feel
it was authentic.
379
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,226
- Okay,
what did he change?
380
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,895
- I listened. It's... it's...
381
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,396
It's just mostly dialogue,
382
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,273
and he did add some new music.
383
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,317
He put Uncle Stan back in,
384
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,961
changed the ending,
changed the beginning...
385
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,195
- What the fuck?
386
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,505
That's an entirely
different version.
387
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,156
- To be fair, some
of the changes
388
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,491
sounded kind of good.
389
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,326
Like, the music...
- Oh, fuck this guy.
390
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,535
If we give up control now,
391
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,995
we are never getting it back.
392
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,372
Okay? We hold the cards.
393
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,956
- We hold the cards?
394
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,210
Just listen to it and... okay?
395
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,419
And see what you think.
396
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,380
- Fuck, fine.
397
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,132
But I'm taking notes and
making my own changes.
398
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,513
Thanks for coming.
399
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,307
I can't wait to hear
what you guys think.
400
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,684
Both: Hey.
- Hey.
401
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,143
- Yes.
- Yes, do you want to, uh...
402
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,228
- Yep.
- Start?
403
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,563
- Listen, your
new work is great.
404
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,357
- Aw.
- Yeah.
405
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,526
The dialogue really pops.
- Yeah.
406
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,653
- Um, the new ending is
actually really good.
407
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,071
- It's better,
right? I told you.
408
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,280
- It's... it's...
409
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,032
- We got the emotion
back in there.
410
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,117
- Yes.
- Yeah.
411
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,118
- Mm-hmm?
- We just, like...
412
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,619
We just have a few notes.
413
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,389
- Yeah, sure, of course.
It's all a discussion.
414
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,372
- Okay.
- So, uh, yeah.
415
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,373
- Terrific.
- Hit me.
416
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,416
- Awesome.
- Mm-hmm.
417
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,875
- So the first one, Uncle Stan.
418
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,128
I think we can just end
with him at the carnival.
419
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,022
I don't think we need to
go to the gelato store.
420
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,216
- Yeah, it's just... it's
about my emotional journey,
421
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,093
the highs, the lows.
422
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,594
It's very moving.
423
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,513
- Honestly, does
it really matter
424
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,765
if Uncle Stan got
you a chocolate cone
425
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,850
or a waffle cone?
426
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,394
I don't think
anyone's gonna care.
427
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,396
- You know, I really
know this genre.
428
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,189
Like, I... trust me.
- She knows it.
429
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,649
- Can I ask you guys a question?
430
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,735
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,194
- Do you want this to just be
432
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,030
like every other dead
white girl podcast,
433
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,823
just about the body count?
434
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,908
We are better than that.
435
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,619
What I'm trying to
do here is drag you
436
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,997
out of your Mar Vista,
chicken Caesar comfort zone
437
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,875
and embrace something
truly visionary.
438
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,294
All right? Let's ask
the big questions.
439
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,922
Who's worse, the guy that puts
the bolt in the cow's skull,
440
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,382
guilty,
441
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:39,637
or the people that sit around
a restaurant and eat it?
442
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,391
- I just...
443
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,101
I don't think we need
to get into that.
444
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,270
I think people might
just tap the fuck out.
445
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,456
- You know, all I'm trying to do
446
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,357
is just elevate
the material, okay?
447
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,526
So, uh, yeah. Any more notes?
448
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,654
- Actually, yes.
- Yeah, we do.
449
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,366
Um, one more. And this
one we can't budge on.
450
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,701
We gotta cut your last
line, "Who's next?"
451
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,787
- Mm...
452
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:07,791
- The deal was no more murders,
so there's no more next.
453
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,875
- Sure, yeah.
454
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,794
Between us, there's
no more, right?
455
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,505
But the audience, they
don't need to know that.
456
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,382
You know, I mean, it can't be
457
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,051
"Interview with a
Retired Serial Killer."
458
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,636
Guys, come on, that's not hot.
459
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,970
You know?
- It's not hot.
460
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,891
- Our selling point here
is that I am still active.
461
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,436
I'm out there, watching.
462
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,314
Who's next?
463
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,901
You feel that? See?
464
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,779
It sells jeopardy,
danger, stakes.
465
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,656
That's what's gonna
get our fans excited.
466
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,617
- We're not comfortable
being a part of a project
467
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,162
that's promising future murders.
468
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,997
- Guess you should
have thought about that
469
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,001
before you got into business
with a fucking serial killer.
470
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,676
- You did say this
was a discussion.
471
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,219
- Oh, yeah, no, and it is.
- Okay.
472
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,471
- Always is. It always is.
473
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,432
Until it isn't.
474
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,017
In the end, there
does need to be
475
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,145
one voice that's in
charge of the creative.
476
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,354
- Sure.
477
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,314
- We got the Stanley
fucking Kubrick...
478
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,983
- Okay.
- Of serial killers here.
479
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,819
- So Uncle Stan stays in,
"Who's next?" stays in,
480
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,447
and we go with my title, right?
481
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,699
All good?
482
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,201
- I think that's... Okay,
I think that's fine.
483
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,786
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
484
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,455
- Yeah, all good.
- Great.
485
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,914
You are not gonna regret this.
486
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,916
I'm gonna upload
it onto the server.
487
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,876
- Server?
488
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,377
No, I got the VPN ready.
- Yeah.
489
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,646
- No, no, no. VPN's
not secure enough.
490
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,005
I got an off-shore
Russian server.
491
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,548
It's totally untraceable.
492
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,550
- Oh, my God, what?
- Don't ask.
493
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,677
- Okay.
- Guys...
494
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,429
I think we should toast.
- Mm.
495
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,264
- Yeah? Come on.
496
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,600
- Sure, let's do it.
- Yeah?
497
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,852
"Based on a True Story."
498
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,105
both: "Based on a True Story."
499
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,847
- Welcome to "Based
On A True Story:
500
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:31,685
The Westside Ripper
Speaks," season one.
501
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,523
What you're about to hear
has never been done before.
502
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,066
An interview with...
- Nathan.
503
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,526
- An active serial killer.
- Nathan.
504
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,820
- Hey.
- Hey.
505
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,155
Michelle, how are you?
- Good, good.
506
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,282
Quick question.
- Sure, hit me.
507
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,452
- That friend of yours at
the Fun Zone the other day,
508
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,162
the hot dad?
509
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,956
- The hot dad?
510
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,708
Are you talking about Matt?
511
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,752
- Yeah.
- What is he like?
512
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,171
- Um, I have no idea.
513
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,691
I mean, I don't really
know him that well.
514
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:02,799
I just met him.
- Oh.
515
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,175
Just wanted to check in with you
516
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,260
if he was good people.
517
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,654
'Cause we have a
playdate coming up.
518
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,430
- A playdate?
- Yeah!
519
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,848
Yeah. Our kids
are hangin' out.
520
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,266
- I don't know if that's a...
521
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,436
- I mean, it's not a
weird, sexy date, per se,
522
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,937
unless he wants to make it one,
523
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,397
which would be
kind of awesome...
524
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,732
- Yeah, no, I...
- But, um...
525
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,042
- I just want to
be honest with you,
526
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,210
I can't really vouch for him.
527
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,861
I mean, LA guys, right?
- Yeah.
528
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,863
- You gotta be
careful out there.
529
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,365
- As long as there's no
red flags or anything.
530
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,575
- i...
531
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,118
- What's the worst
that could happen?
532
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,429
- Listen, I can't
totally vouch for him.
533
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,705
- That's... oh, one more thing.
- I just met him.
534
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,373
- The cops were
here for you again.
535
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,752
- What? When?
- Yesterday, the same ones.
536
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,045
What is going on?
537
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,522
Do you have a secret
life or something?
538
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,131
- Me? No.
539
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,924
I wish.
540
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,470
- Okay, well, can
you, um, call them?
541
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,139
'Cause the LAPD hanging
around the Pilates room
542
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,307
isn't a great look.
543
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,558
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
544
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,518
- I'm on it.
- Okay, bye.
545
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,228
Wish me luck.
546
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,563
- Bye.
547
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,075
- Nice. All right.
548
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,385
Good, good.
- Let's go again, Dad.
549
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,952
- Ready?
550
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,123
Nice, okay. Nice,
nice, nice, good job.
551
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,209
All right, cool, I'm gonna
show you how to hit this.
552
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,960
Cheat a little
bit this way. Yep.
553
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,673
You start here, and then you
go high, low, high, all right?
554
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,383
Come on.
555
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,551
Ready?
- Yep.
556
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,637
Thanks, Dad.
- You got it, buddy.
557
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,639
All right. Let's do this.
558
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,517
- Babe, hey! Hi.
559
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,227
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah.
560
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,829
- What are you doing here?
- No, I'm good.
561
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,272
The new numbers are dropping
in five minutes, the downloads!
562
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,649
So I wanted to be here with you.
563
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,959
- Holy shit, already?
That was fast.
564
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,443
- I know.
- What do we need?
565
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:48,238
- Well, "Sisters In
Crime," first 48 hours,
566
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,657
did half a million
downloads, so...
567
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,033
- Half a million?
- I know.
568
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,493
- That's a fuckin' lot.
569
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,679
- Yeah, but we're
gonna be a hit.
570
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:55,971
We're gonna blow them
out of the water.
571
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,081
So exciting.
- Listen, uh...
572
00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,708
- What?
573
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,295
- I don't wanna do the alibi.
574
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,089
- Why? What do you mean?
575
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,549
- The cops came back again.
576
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,009
- Shit, really?
577
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,301
- Yeah. They're
not gonna stop.
578
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,761
I don't wanna do it.
579
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,013
Look at this kid.
580
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,683
Look at the way he
looks at his dad.
581
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,602
I want my kid to
look at me that way.
582
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,355
- Ew, that's Lewis Heeney.
He's a total fucking creeper.
583
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,649
He tried to fuck me
at the luau party.
584
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,859
- What?
- Yeah.
585
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,211
He hits on all the
pregnant women.
586
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,005
Everyone knows that. He's
a real fuckin' weirdo.
587
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,631
So you might want to
find another example.
588
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,282
- Okay, fine. He's not great.
589
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,825
But I don't want my
kid to remember me
590
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,869
as a guy who helped a
fuckin' serial killer.
591
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,954
- We're not helping
him. We're stopping him.
592
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,498
Your kid is gonna
remember a hero.
593
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,500
And that's...
- Oh, fuck.
594
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,421
- What?
- The cops are back.
595
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,922
Fuck. Shit.
596
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,358
- Okay, let's, uh...
- They're fuckin' here.
597
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,009
- Let's just go
take a walk, okay?
598
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,887
Yeah, let's just
kind of walk quickly.
599
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,239
It's... okay.
- We gotta think, okay?
600
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,681
We just need a minute to think.
601
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,932
- Let's go...
- I'm...
602
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,727
- Let's go this way.
- Where are we going?
603
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,079
- Let's go for the stairs.
- Stair, really?
604
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,205
- Go with the stairs.
- Oh, great.
605
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,582
- Come on, come on.
- That's great.
606
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,066
- Okay, okay? You good?
607
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,360
Can you go any faster?
- Pregnant women love stairs.
608
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,195
Go, go, go, go, go.
609
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,238
- Oh, my God.
610
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,220
- Fuck, they're coming.
- Okay, you're acting crazy.
611
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,638
- Okay, we gotta
think this through.
612
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:20,931
- You gotta calm down.
- Should I run? I'm gonna run.
613
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,207
- Give me a kiss.
I'm gonna run.
614
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,309
- You're not gonna run.
They know where we live.
615
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,793
There's no running.
- Okay.
616
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,354
What am I gonna say to them?
What the fuck am I gonna do?
617
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,838
- Listen, we are
literally a minute away
618
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,340
from all of our
dreams coming true.
619
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,942
Do you understand that?
- What if it tanks?
620
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,152
What if I'm selling
my soul for nothing?
621
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,427
- Okay, what is the alibi?
622
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,905
What is the movie that
he said? The alibi.
623
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,573
- I think it was the,
uh... Was it "The Rock"?
624
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,575
- I think it was "Con Air."
- No, it wasn't "Con Air."
625
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:42,394
"Snake Eyes."
- This isn't a guessing game.
626
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,038
- What the fuck was it?
- Just... I don't...
627
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,188
Listen, we have ten...
628
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,582
Wait, we have
literally ten seconds.
629
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,191
If you do not alibi this guy,
630
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,110
our entire house of
cards falls down, okay?
631
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,736
Do you understand that?
- You gotta go.
632
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,113
- Okay, okay.
Okay, listen to me.
633
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,823
Listen to me.
Alibi, alibi, alibi.
634
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,282
If you want to.
It's your choice.
635
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,659
If you don't alibi,
I swear to...
636
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,286
- No, no, no, babe. Babe,
I don't know what to do.
637
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,422
- There he is.
638
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:11,756
- Hey.
639
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,216
- Just the man
we're lookin' for.
640
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:15,760
- Hey, I'm still waiting
for my spin class.
641
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,387
- Let me... let
me work on that...
642
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,823
- All right.
- And I'll get back to you.
643
00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,390
- Sweet, sweet.
- What's up?
644
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,395
- The night of the
Chloe Lake murder,
645
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,772
when you left the
bar, where'd you go?
646
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,482
- Where'd I go?
647
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,779
I went home.
648
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,073
- Were you alone?
Anyone with you?
649
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,537
- Was anyone with me?
650
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,364
- What did you say?
What did you say?
651
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,682
What happened? How'd it go?
652
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,852
- I said "Face/Off."
653
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,146
- "Face/Off." Oh,
my God, I love you.
654
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,023
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
655
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,566
I love you so much.
656
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,711
- Let's check out the numbers.
- Okay, yes, let's do it.
657
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,819
- Here, okay? Have a seat.
658
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,404
- I just... I want you to know
659
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,822
I'm so proud of you.
660
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,866
And, um, you really
did the right thing.
661
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,034
- Okay, take it easy.
662
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:23,119
- Well, you know,
semi-right thing.
663
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,788
Have it right here.
664
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,456
It's so exciting!
665
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,334
- It's gonna work. Here we go.
666
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,836
Let's see those half
a million downloads.
667
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,968
- Holy shit.
668
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:35,108
- Nice shot, Dad.
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