All language subtitles for en2Mad.About.You.S03.E15.1080p.WEBRIP-Amazon Just Our Dog

Wrong.

♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do

♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you

♪ Let's take each other's hand

♪ As we jump into
the final frontier

♪ I'm mad about you, baby

♪ Yeah!

Honey.

Honey?

Honey, I can't find
my loop.

What? My loop.

You know, the little thing
that... Do you know
where it is?

It's on the shelf
in the hallway.

Thank you.
Go back to sleep.

Oh. Honey.

Where's my gum?

What? My gum.

What gum?

The gum. The Yum Yum gum
for the commercial.

It's on the sideboard.

Thank you.
Go back to sleep.

What is a sideboard? Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

It's just that it's good
if the client sees you
chewing the product.

Unless the product is tires.
That looks very stupid.

It's early. You're gonna
laugh at that later.

Show me. Show me.

Thank you.

Why do we have
all these magazines?

You know, we save them
just so we can read them,

and then we never end up
reading them.
We should read 'em.

Go. You go back to sleep.

Wear your parka.

You don't like this? It's cold.

This is suede. Wear your parka.

Suede is warm.

[SIGHING] Fine.

Cows wear suede.
You ever seen a cold cow?

Fine. Bye-bye, sweetie.

Fran, it's me.

Tell me why
you hate being single?

Okay. Go back to sleep.

That's great.
That's gonna be great.
Let's do it.

You want
another rehearsal?

No. Let's just
shoot one.

You cold?

No. Are you?

No, not at all.

Get me a scarf
or something, please?

JAMIE: Hi!

Hi. What are you
doing here?

I wasn't busy,
and he's never
seen you work.

God, aren't you cold? No, not at all.

Look at all this stuff.

Yeah, I know.
It's like a little movie.

Except it's about gum.

You're very important.

I'm the most
important there is.

Here you go.

No, not for me.
For the nun.

Put it on
the nun costume.

Pep it up
a little bit.

Sweetie, you're not cold? This is suede.

Paul, uh, can I
see you a second?

Sure. One second.

Listen, um...
The clients love the dog.

Got to lose the blonde.

Oh, no, no.
They're just visiting.

They love the dog.

The dog's not an actor. Paul...

Love the dog.

Let me see
what I can do.

Who's that guy?

Okay. They want
to put Murray
in the commercial.

Really? Yeah.

Our Murray? Go figure.

Hey, buddy boy,
you want to work with Daddy?

Honey, look,
his tail's wagging.
Look. That means yes.

Though that could mean simply,
"Are we outside yet?"

Let's go. Jeffrey. JEFFREY: Yeah, Paul.

Do me a favor.
Take Murray. Put him with
the sailors over there.

Wait, wait, wit, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

Come here. Come here.

PAUL:
He looks fine, baby.

There you go.All right.

All right, places.
Let's do one.

[BELL RINGING]

All right,
we're chewing gum.

We're happy about the fact
that we're chewing gum.

Remy.

Playback! Who's speaking?

Roll camera.

[YUM YUM SONG PLAYING]

Action!

[WHISPERING]
Murray, smile!

[MOUTHING]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No saving.

We read it,
get on with our lives.

Would you two
pipe down?

We're trying
to watch TV.

You still here?

No, I'm a hologram.

She's not so pretty.

Who's that? Rachel Hunter.

Oh.

Oops. Too late.
Commercial.

Oh, let's see
if Hazel'son some channel.

Oh, hey,
that's my commercial!

Is that Murray?Yeah.

[SHUSHING] Look, look, look.
Look at him.

What shush?
It's Yum Yum Yum.
What're you missing?

How come
Murray got to be
in your commercial?

Did I tell you
she would say that?

Hello! I could
use a job, too.

It was a
spur-of-the-moment
thing.

Good job. Thank you.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]Oh, yeah, you, too.

God, he was really good.

Hello. Hey, Fran.

Yes, that was Murray.

Yeah, I know.
I--I--I directed it.

I just don't see why
If he's gonna put someone
in the family on TV,

it couldn't be me. JAMIE: Lisa.

Well, yeah, of course...
Yes, I know the dog was good
because I directed him.

I can chew.

Fran, listen, you now what,
the other phone is ringing.
I got to go.

All right.
Good night.

Hello.
Hey, Mr. Wicker.

Yes, that was Murray.

Remember when we did Pippin
in high school,

Mr. Jenkins said
I was the loudest one
in the chorus.

Well, I don't know
that you'd say Murray
"made" the commercial.

I mean, I directed it.
I did a lot of things myself
that I, you know...

The director very
often is under...

You know what?
I got to get off the phone,
Mr. Wicker. Good night.

Was Murray
ever in Pippin? No.

Was Murray
ever in Pippin? No!

No.

[PHONE RINGS]I think I've made my point.

Hello. Hiya, Ma.

Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

It's nice
to have somebody
appreciate my work.

Well, I'll tell him
you said so.

I'll-- I'll tell him.

Hold on.

[HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG]

[HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG]

[HARMONIZING]

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

[BOTH STOP HUMMING]

[BOTH START HUMMING AGAIN]

[HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG]

Hello. Hello.

Yes?

I was just coming in
from my early-bird
yoga class,

and this was waiting
for you in the lobby.

Thanks.

Well, after all,
we are neighbors.

Is he in?

Uh, yeah. Paul? Oh, no, no, not him.

[MURRAY BARKING]

You were very good
last night.

Yes, he was.
Ask me-- Ask me
who directed it.

I did.
Thank you very much.

Yes.

Sophie and I
are going
to the park later.

We thought
perhaps if he were free...

Well, I'll see if
he can work you in.
Thanks a lot.

Who's that from?

From Bob. Who's that?

I don't know,
but he's ours truly.

This is for Murray. Look at this stuff.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Did you know
they make
espresso kibble?

Hello. Bob.

Hi, Bob.

We were just sitting here
wondering who you were.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Well, I directed it.

Yeah. Well, no,
he's not professional.

He's-- He's
just our dog.

No, he wouldn't
be interested.

In what? Agent.

Why would Murray
need an agent? He doesn't.

Well, tell him. May I?

Bob, thank you
very much.

That's very kind, but...

Yes, I am speaking
for Murray as well.

If I change my mind,
I will. Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Is that nuts? Totally.

You hungry?Yes.

Anything in there
for us?

Cow hoof?Having it for lunch.

Is it nuts? What?

Bob.

Bob as a concept
or...

I mean, why not?

'Cause, you know,
well, he's not...
He's Murray.

So?
He'd still be Murray.

He'd just be Murray
professionally.

Do you think
there's a big demand

for professional Murrays
out there?

I think
he might enjoy it.

I already told Bob no. So tell Bob yes.

I don't like yanking Bob
around like that.

What else
has he got to do?

Bob? Murray.

Murray's got plenty to do.

Look at him. He's bored.

Did he say something
to you? Look at him.

What, he's relaxing. He's bored.

He's ruminating. He's bored.

He's Murray.

I would think
you'd like a little more
for him than that.

Okay, just tell me now.
How long until
you drop this?

Three to five days. I will call Bob.

Thank you so much
for coming in.

I got to tell you...
And this doesn't
happen a lot.

I was nodding off
last night,

your commercial
came on,

I saw
that tail wagging.

Three words,
I want that dog.

Four. Four.

Uh, Paul directed it.

I only wish
I handled humans.

Well, thank you.

What else
does he do?

Besides this? Yeah.

Nothing much.

Oh, come on.
He must do something.

No. No.

Tricks?No.

Special talents?

No... Oh, no, actually...

[BARKS] Murray,
go get the mouse.

Oh, honey. No, no, wait.
Get the mouse.

[THUDDING]

BOB: Yeah.

That--That's about it
right there.

Well, you know,
there's some things
more important than tricks.

You know, when Beethoven
first came in here,

the only thing
he could do
was hump my leg.

You handled Beethoven? I passed.

Am I a yutz or what?How could you know?

Still, I could
kick myself.

Kidney treat?

What Murray has
is a look.

A quality.

I see Murray here
as every dog.

The dog next door.

That's something
that can't be taught.

See?

[STAMMERING] I'm just
not comfortable with this.

Paul, I'm sensing
you're not comfortable
with this.

I'm not.

What if we
start him off slow?

A little print work,
a day or two on a soap.

I understand
All My Childrenis looking.

Would he'd work with
Susan Lucci?

Probably. I love her.

Is it nuts
she's never won?

I don't get that.

I don't want
to exploit him.

You have my word.

No funny hats
or anything?

Unless it's for
artistic reasons.

Shall we give it a try?

Let's give it a try.

[ROOSTER CROWS]Welcome aboard.

Forgive me.
My 3:00 is here.

Wow. See, now,
if I had read this
two years ago,

I never would have
ordered the snapper.

How about acting class?

How about let it go?

You know,
if it weren't for him,
we might not even be here.

I see.
Where would we be?

Why do you think
I went out with you
in the first place?

'Cause I was stunning.

And? And witty.

And? And there.

And him.
You can trust a man
with a dog.

Now, how--how
do you figure that?

Because he knows
he has to
come home at night

or else clean up the mess
in the morning.

See, I love how
your brain works.

I just want this
to work out. What, you and me?

Him. I don't want him
to be disappointed.

Well, sweetie,
how could he
be disappointed?

He doesn't even know
what's going on.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Look, I know
you got a plane to catch.

I want to thank you
for coming by.

Uh, Jay. Rachel, yes?

I was just wondering whether
I could I give him a hug
before he goes?

That's not up to me.
Murray, what do you think?

Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two, okay?

Folks, let's hear it
for Murray.
What do you say?

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Have you seen
his new commercial?

I saw it. You know,
he did his own barking.

We promised them
we would have
this proposal by tomorrow.

Look at his tail go.
Bob says
you can't teach that.

James.

Come here, come here,
come here.

[GROANS]

Sweaty boys are here.

[SHUSHING]

Oh, again?

I know. Fran wanted to see it.
Can we get back to work?

Paulie, we going to eat?

Yeah, as soon as
we get back.

Murray,
want to go to the park?

Oh, honey, I don't think
that's such a good idea.

Why not? Because he has to
work tomorrow.

It's Thursday.
We always
go to the park.

So? Go with Ira.

Oh, that's not the same.

Sure it is.

Ira, you want to go
for a walk?

Not really.

Come on, he'll buy you
a treat.

Okay.

Honey,
we're going to go.

All right.
Don't let him
lick anything.

Murray, say goodbye
to the crazy lady.

One sec,
I'm gonna get him
a sweater.

He doesn't... Never have children.

Tell me again
why it's bad to be single.

Hey, don't lick that.
Don't lick that! Murray.

Please don't lick that.
No, hey.

Hey, Paulie, you remember
the day we found him?

Who'd have figured
he'd become a star?

He's not a star.
He's Murray.

What do you mean?
Every time I turn on the TV,
it's either him or Wings.

You think this is
going to his head?

Nothing ever did before.

I don't know.
I get into bed last night,
I put my feet under him

and he looks at me like,
"Hey, who the hell
are you?"

What? Are you jealous?

Of what? Murray.

Jealous? Of my dog?
A little bit.Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not proud about it,
but yeah, there it is.

Hey, smell this.

I don't want to smell it.Just smell it.

That's how
nougat smells.

It's just-- I directed
the commercial, right?

He's getting all
the accolades.

You want an accolade? I'd like one accolade.

Something is not right.

He's not even my dog
anymore.

Oh, come on.
He's yours.

You know what?
This is no treat.

Go return the thing. I'm gonna.

Hey, this is not fresh.

Hey, Murray, you're still
my dog, right?

I mean, hey, buddy.
It's still you and me, right?

Nothing's
going to change that.

All right. Come on.

All right. I now know
how to make pumpkin flan.

And we are magazine-free!

Honey, here, take these.

What did you do?
I just finished.

His picture's in them.

Who, Murray? Page 42, the Subaru ad.

He's driving the car.

Good, all right, listen.
I ordered the tickets
by phone,

so if we leave right now...I can't.

Why? What are you...
We're going
to the movies.

He has to pack. For what?

Bob got him
a rock video tonight.

We're shooting up near
Oneonta.

Murray's doing
a rock video?

Uh-huh. Why not?

Okay, first of all,
the element.

It's a good opportunity.

Sweetie,
here's a thought.

He's going to be
Megadeth's dog.

Ooh! I think not.

Don't worry, we'll be home
first thing tomorrow.

He's got that
pilot audition
in the morning.

Whoa, wait a sec.
You're going, too?

Yeah. Okay. No.

He's never been away
from home before.

Come on, it'll be fun.
Come with us.

Oneonta and Megadeth.
Not so much.

Why not?

Because I actually
have a life here,

which at one point
the two of you
were here for.

We're still here.

No. You're in
Oneonta.

Not all the time.

No, but emotionally
you are.

You know what?
Nobody's going
to Oneonta.

All right.
All right. All right.
I will stay home.

Will that
make you happy?

Very much so. Yes.

I will call Bob
and cancel.

No, no, no.
Murray can still go.

What's he gonna do?
Drive the Subaru?

I am going to hire him
an assistant.

[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]

Hey, you think
that crew guy's cute?

Don't look, don't look.

[GARGLING]

Did you just
spit on my neck?

I'm sorry.

I thought
we had this down.

I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling
a little off today.

[EXCLAIMS] Did you sleep
at all last night?

Not much.
It was very sweet of you
to pant in my ear, though.

I do what I can.

I bet Megadeth
slept like a log.

All right.

Excuse me.
Does the phrase "Wait up"
mean anything to you?

So I ran out
of Evian.
Big deal.

When I met you,
you were drinking
out of toilets.

You know what?
You've got
a real attitude lately.

I don't think
I want to work
for you anymore.

How do you like that?

Fine. I quit.

What time is
the big audition?

Not till 5:00.

It's a big deal, huh?

Well, you know, it's a series.

He might not
get it.

I know,
but what if he does? Honey...

Now listen, I'm not
gonna stand in his way 'cause
he'd never forgive me,

but I just miss him.

I know.

How does your sister
get fired by a dog?

She wasn't fired.
She quit.

That's not
what I hear, babe.

Hey, hey.
There's my star.

What happened
to you?

Little disagreement
with one of my clients.

It happens.

I got to tell you,
I'm very jazzed
about this.

What is this,
exactly?

One-hour drama.

My New Family,
it's called.

Ex-con, debutante,
couple of kids.

It's really his show.

If he gets it.What are his chances?

Hey, I'm not worried.

All he has to do
is wag his tail.
That's his specialty.

It's in the bag,
right?

All right.
Whenever he's ready.

He was born ready.

Is he ready? We worked on it
all day.

You remember
the routine, right?

He says his line,
and you wag your tail.

[BELL RINGING]Just relax, Murray.
Be yourself.

Good luck. All right.
See you, pal.

My New Family.
Murray test.

And... Action.

I don't know about you,
Scout,

but to me,

this feels like home.

[BARKING] What do you think?

Bob. Jamie?

He's just nervous.

He's only seven.

All right.
Let's try it again.

I don't know
about you, Scout,

but to me,

this feels like home.

What do you think?

[WHIMPERS]

Bob, why is he ad-libbing?

He's killing us here.

It's okay. We'll talk to him.

Come on, Murray.

Come on. Get up.
Sit up.

It's all right. You remember.
Line, tail. Line, tail.

You know how to do this.
This is what you wanted.

This is what
you've been
working for. All right.

Okay. Relax.

Okay. Okay.

One more try.

I don't know
about you, Scout,

but to me,
this feels like home.

What do you think?

Murray, come on.

Tail. Tail. Hey.

Wag your tail.Look at Daddy.

Wag your tail
like that.

Come on, you mutt,
this is the big one.

[GROWLING] Do you want to blow it?

Bob, are you there? How about let it go?

Bob, Murray feels
terrible.

I know you two
can work this out.

I can't believe
he won't take my calls.

Well, it's a fickle
business.

He had one bad audition.

He broke skin.

So that's it?
A whole career
just gone down the drain?

What did you expect?
It's Murray.

So?

So I'm amazed
it lasted
as long as it did.

Good night. Good night.

I just hope
he's not upset.

I promise you.
He doesn't even know.

You think?

What have I
been telling you?

He's Murray. That's right.

I want to thank my guests,
Rachel Hunter
and Paul Buchman...

RACHEL: Um, Jay? Yes? Yes, what is it,
Rachel?

I was wondering,
before he goes, could I
give him a hug, please?

Uh, that's not up to me.

Sure. As long as
you're here.

Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two.

Hey, come on,
come on, come on.