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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:04,015 ABE LINCOLN: Previously, on a very special Clone High. 2 00:00:04,084 --> 00:00:06,017 Abe Lincoln was about to profess his love 3 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:09,253 for Joan of Arc, but JFK got there first. 4 00:00:09,322 --> 00:00:11,690 Now, Joan and JFK are hot and heavy, 5 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:13,190 while Abe's feelings for Joan 6 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,960 remain bottled up, deep down inside. 7 00:00:16,029 --> 00:00:18,662 They say, "Contents under pressure may explode." 8 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:21,532 And pressure is Clone High's middle name. 9 00:00:21,601 --> 00:00:24,438 Don't believe me? Check the birth certificate. 10 00:00:26,472 --> 00:00:29,340 ? Way, way back in the 1980s ? 11 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:32,343 ? Secret government employees ? 12 00:00:32,412 --> 00:00:35,112 ? Dug up famous guys And ladies ? 13 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:38,216 ? Made amusing genetic copies ? 14 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:41,052 ? Then the clones' genes Were frozen ? 15 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:44,022 ? Thawed out decades later Why ? 16 00:00:44,091 --> 00:00:46,925 ? Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ? 17 00:00:46,994 --> 00:00:53,197 ? Giving high school Another try ? 18 00:00:53,266 --> 00:00:59,706 ? It's time to watch Clone High ? 19 00:01:01,909 --> 00:01:05,813 ? Clone High ? 20 00:01:07,515 --> 00:01:13,054 ? Clone High ? 21 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:17,021 ? (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 22 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,760 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (CROW CAWS) 23 00:01:21,328 --> 00:01:23,664 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 24 00:01:27,935 --> 00:01:31,831 Um, guys, guys, hello? Uh, gang, hey, 25 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:34,467 you're on my notes, and my lap. 26 00:01:34,537 --> 00:01:36,141 Harriet, sorry. 27 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:38,142 Mm, not sure how we ended up here. 28 00:01:38,211 --> 00:01:40,678 (CHUCKLES) Did we roll all the way from my car? 29 00:01:40,747 --> 00:01:43,715 - (MOTOR RUNNING, ALERT DINGING) - JFK: Way to go, us. 30 00:01:43,784 --> 00:01:45,924 Maybe we should go make out on that bench over there, hon, 31 00:01:45,948 --> 00:01:47,308 the one where everyone is studying. 32 00:01:48,022 --> 00:01:49,321 Or by the tree over there, 33 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:50,795 - where everyone is studying. - (WHIMPERS) 34 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,590 With all these dweebs studying, 35 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:54,659 you can't even tell who the nerds are anymore. 36 00:01:54,728 --> 00:01:56,894 Why is everyone so anxious about a test? 37 00:01:56,963 --> 00:02:00,332 Are you kidding me? Pre-midterms are so important. 38 00:02:00,401 --> 00:02:02,833 With grade inflation, an A-minus is basically a B-plus 39 00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:05,771 and a B-plus is a one-way ticket to a B-minus life. 40 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,972 And if I'm not careful, 41 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:09,740 I could end up a basic, normal wine mom, 42 00:02:09,809 --> 00:02:12,477 who says things like, "Mama needs her Chardonnay." 43 00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:14,913 - (CHUCKLES) - (GASPS) Oh, God! 44 00:02:14,982 --> 00:02:16,081 (BABY CHUCKLES) 45 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,782 Okay, you have to relax. 46 00:02:17,851 --> 00:02:20,118 You know what keeps my mind off stuff like that? 47 00:02:20,187 --> 00:02:24,555 My boy-toy, JFK. No stress, just fun. 48 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,458 That's what high school's all about. 49 00:02:26,526 --> 00:02:28,393 Speaking of fun, I got something 50 00:02:28,462 --> 00:02:30,195 I wanna pull out. 51 00:02:30,264 --> 00:02:34,065 - Um, not here, babe. - JFK: This necklace. 52 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:35,734 - What? - See, together, 53 00:02:35,803 --> 00:02:39,137 your name plus my name makes "JoanFK." 54 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,638 It's a work of art 55 00:02:40,707 --> 00:02:42,541 that symbolizes the unquestioned permanence 56 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,246 of high school relationships. 57 00:02:45,412 --> 00:02:49,314 Uh... (CHUCKLES) JoanFK is so heavy. 58 00:02:49,383 --> 00:02:51,216 (GASPS) What if, by wearing this necklace, 59 00:02:51,285 --> 00:02:54,052 I lose my individual identity and get stuck in a relationship 60 00:02:54,121 --> 00:02:55,587 where I never get through a TV series 61 00:02:55,656 --> 00:02:57,823 because we have to watch every single episode together. 62 00:02:57,892 --> 00:02:59,169 Then we start ordering one dessert... 63 00:02:59,193 --> 00:03:00,558 - Huh? Ah. - and sharing it, 64 00:03:00,627 --> 00:03:03,128 and I never get my own molten lava cake again! 65 00:03:03,197 --> 00:03:07,165 - And you're humping my leg. - (PANTS) 66 00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:10,035 Sharing a name with JFK doesn't seem like something 67 00:03:10,104 --> 00:03:11,236 Joan would do. 68 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:13,004 And I should know, being her best friend 69 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:14,973 and secretly in love with her. 70 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:18,542 JoanFK is better than the other option, JFKoan. 71 00:03:18,611 --> 00:03:21,244 It's just that I love Joan, and I want her to be happy. 72 00:03:22,049 --> 00:03:23,614 But if she's happy with JFK, 73 00:03:23,683 --> 00:03:25,416 then she'll never wanna be with me! 74 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:26,930 - (BOTH MOAN) - I'd just be standing by, 75 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:28,552 watching them have the best life 76 00:03:28,621 --> 00:03:31,990 while I get older and older, and older, all alone, 77 00:03:32,059 --> 00:03:33,658 with those gross, yellow fingernails 78 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:35,789 that need to be clipped, and no one ever tells me! 79 00:03:35,858 --> 00:03:39,134 (SCREAMS) Oh, geez. Frida! 80 00:03:40,234 --> 00:03:41,700 (SCREAMS) 81 00:03:41,769 --> 00:03:44,672 ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 82 00:03:46,974 --> 00:03:48,506 CLEOPATRA: Thankfully, I'm hot enough 83 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:50,487 that I don't have to worry about stuff like grades. 84 00:03:50,511 --> 00:03:54,446 (CHUCKLING) The only pencil I need is this one. 85 00:03:54,515 --> 00:03:56,180 (GASPING) It's empty! 86 00:03:56,249 --> 00:03:58,686 Okay, don't panic, just order more. 87 00:04:00,153 --> 00:04:02,716 (GASPS) No! It's discontinued! 88 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,824 Oh, God! Oh, God! 89 00:04:05,893 --> 00:04:09,059 What if my looks don't last forever? 90 00:04:09,128 --> 00:04:12,730 ABE: What if the woman I love is happier with someone else? 91 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:14,244 HARRIET TUBMAN: What if I never have a career, 92 00:04:14,268 --> 00:04:18,003 and end up naming my kids Drayden and Clayden? 93 00:04:18,072 --> 00:04:20,238 JOAN OF ARC: Why did I sign my name like that? 94 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:24,042 "JoanFK de Kennedarc"? Who am I anymore? 95 00:04:24,111 --> 00:04:25,711 JFK: I expected a better response 96 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,245 from Joan for the necklace. 97 00:04:27,314 --> 00:04:30,118 Is it too small? I should've got a bigger one. 98 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:35,453 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 99 00:04:35,522 --> 00:04:37,588 Phase two of "Operation Spread Eagle" 100 00:04:37,657 --> 00:04:39,691 where we manufacture a mental health crisis 101 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,727 to see who breaks... has begun. 102 00:04:42,796 --> 00:04:45,529 Yes. And can we all acknowledge that my idea of pre-midterms 103 00:04:45,598 --> 00:04:47,332 really got the stress ball rolling? 104 00:04:47,401 --> 00:04:49,468 It's pathetic when you beg for credit. 105 00:04:49,537 --> 00:04:50,903 In a good way? 106 00:04:50,972 --> 00:04:52,371 Get cracking on the end-of-the-week 107 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,504 super stressor. 108 00:04:53,573 --> 00:04:57,308 The mandatory Broad Daylight Swimsuit Dance. 109 00:04:57,377 --> 00:05:00,012 I want the air-conditioning turned way up 110 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:03,215 to make nipples an issue. 111 00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:04,649 Isn't she something? 112 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:07,018 Her confident, passionless voice. 113 00:05:07,087 --> 00:05:08,820 The way her jaw clicks when she talks 114 00:05:08,889 --> 00:05:10,489 because she clearly grinds her teeth 115 00:05:10,558 --> 00:05:12,318 to the nub every night. 116 00:05:12,387 --> 00:05:15,160 Clearly, you like women like you like your coffee. 117 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:18,162 Ice cold and bitter. 118 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:20,832 And in a vacuum sealed thermos. 119 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:23,969 (SIGHS) 120 00:05:24,038 --> 00:05:25,215 - (MIC FEEDBACK) - I want you to know, 121 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:26,549 we're making your mental well-being 122 00:05:26,573 --> 00:05:29,375 a priority during this stressful week 123 00:05:29,444 --> 00:05:31,042 of pre-midterms. 124 00:05:31,111 --> 00:05:34,079 So, to help with anxiety, I'd like to introduce 125 00:05:34,148 --> 00:05:36,047 our mental health mascot. 126 00:05:36,116 --> 00:05:39,383 A cute little guy to chomp your anxieties away. 127 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:42,720 Say hello to the Heebie-Jeebie. 128 00:05:42,789 --> 00:05:47,391 - ? (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ? - (GROWLS) I eat your stress! 129 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,528 - (ALL GASP) - Gimme your stress! 130 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:51,296 I smell it on you. 131 00:05:51,365 --> 00:05:52,831 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 132 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:56,467 - Anxiety! - (SCREAMS) 133 00:05:56,536 --> 00:06:00,008 ? (OMINOUS MUSIC FADES) ? -(CLOCK TICKING) 134 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:04,543 - (HISSES) - (FARTS) 135 00:06:04,612 --> 00:06:06,044 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 136 00:06:06,113 --> 00:06:08,546 Oh, self, have I lost you? 137 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:11,149 I never thought I'd be with a popular himbo, 138 00:06:11,218 --> 00:06:14,452 but now I don't know where I end and JFK begins. 139 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:17,022 - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? - (GROANS) What's happening? 140 00:06:17,091 --> 00:06:18,890 I have a splitting headache! 141 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,527 - Now, that's better! (CHUCKLES) - (GASPS) 142 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:22,664 (SCREAMS) 143 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:24,896 Oh, Abe, it's just you. 144 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,899 Hey, can I ask you for some advice? 145 00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:28,066 Of course, you can! 146 00:06:28,135 --> 00:06:30,201 Supportive friend at your service. 147 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,535 If I wear this necklace, 148 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:33,872 I'm worried I might be losing myself. 149 00:06:33,941 --> 00:06:35,340 What do you think? 150 00:06:35,409 --> 00:06:36,469 ABE: What do I think? 151 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:38,810 I think the necklace is amazing, are you kidding me? 152 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:41,346 That's just facts. But I can't say that. 153 00:06:41,415 --> 00:06:42,746 If I tell her I like the necklace, 154 00:06:42,815 --> 00:06:45,320 I may never have another shot at being her boyfriend. 155 00:06:47,522 --> 00:06:48,920 I think you've changed. 156 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:51,589 The Joan I used to know would never wear that necklace, 157 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:54,358 and would definitely keep her options open dating wise. 158 00:06:54,427 --> 00:06:56,561 Woah, that feels good just to let that out there. 159 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:59,597 Really? I guess I have compromised myself. 160 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:01,467 Maybe I should give the necklace back. 161 00:07:01,536 --> 00:07:03,635 "JFK, we need to talk." 162 00:07:03,704 --> 00:07:05,670 (CHUCKLES) Thanks for looking out for me. 163 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,839 It's good to have such a supportive friend 164 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:09,942 with no ulterior agenda. 165 00:07:10,011 --> 00:07:12,778 Yeah, absolutely no ulterior agenda. 166 00:07:12,847 --> 00:07:15,480 That... that was, uh, supportive, right? 167 00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:18,182 - (SCREAMS) - Have a stress ball! 168 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:19,696 - (NECK CRACKS) - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 169 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,454 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) Ow! 170 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:23,487 Oh, hi there, buddy. 171 00:07:23,556 --> 00:07:24,993 -(SQUEAKS) ABE: Wow, this is so... 172 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,793 (SCREAMS) 173 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,665 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 174 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:33,832 Oh, look, Joanie just texted me. 175 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:35,133 "We need to talk." 176 00:07:35,202 --> 00:07:38,436 - (ALL GASP) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 177 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:39,972 Sorry about that break up, Jafe. 178 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,673 It was fun while it lasted though, right? 179 00:07:41,742 --> 00:07:43,676 Break up? No, she wants to talk! 180 00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:46,644 That's code for mouth sex, right? 181 00:07:46,713 --> 00:07:48,680 - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? - Stress! 182 00:07:48,749 --> 00:07:50,681 Joan wants to break up with me? 183 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,385 But she's the only girl I ever loved! 184 00:07:52,454 --> 00:07:53,784 - (GROWLS) - (YELPS) 185 00:07:53,853 --> 00:07:55,954 Something's happening in my body? I'm all wet! 186 00:07:56,023 --> 00:07:57,856 There's like a tiny drum in my chest. 187 00:07:57,925 --> 00:08:00,625 That's just stress, bro. Or a heart attack. 188 00:08:00,694 --> 00:08:02,793 - But probably stress. - But I, uh, uh, 189 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:06,197 never felt stressed before! Oh, God, I can't lose Joan! 190 00:08:06,266 --> 00:08:08,995 I can't be the first Kennedy to have a relationship fail! 191 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:10,429 I got it. Easy solution. 192 00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:12,574 Avoid Joan, so she can�t break up with you. 193 00:08:13,908 --> 00:08:15,177 (SCREAMS) 194 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:19,389 - I know where we can hide. - (WHIMPERS) 195 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:21,324 I run away from, like, 99 percent of my problems. 196 00:08:21,348 --> 00:08:25,320 (JFK WHIMPERS, GRUNTS) 197 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:27,489 Was JFK here? 198 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:29,949 (SIGHS) I thought I heard him. 199 00:08:30,018 --> 00:08:31,022 Am I going crazy? 200 00:08:31,091 --> 00:08:32,701 - Where... where is he? - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING) 201 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:35,406 -? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Is it hot in here? Why am I sweating so much? 202 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,560 Oh, geez. 203 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:41,199 - Stress! - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 204 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:45,203 Have you seen it out there? The clones are super stressed! 205 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:47,673 Only the strongest will be left standing. 206 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:49,775 Your passion is contagious. 207 00:08:49,844 --> 00:08:51,876 Shall we discuss our other passions? 208 00:08:51,945 --> 00:08:53,712 - Or other contagions? - (HISSES) 209 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:55,780 No time. I have to release murder hornets 210 00:08:55,849 --> 00:08:56,918 into the Chem lab. 211 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:01,385 - ? (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ? - Oh, Mr. B. 212 00:09:01,454 --> 00:09:04,389 Why does she not see my allure? 213 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,858 Just throwing it out there, but maybe realize, 214 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,593 she has no sexual interest in you 215 00:09:08,662 --> 00:09:10,227 and move on. 216 00:09:10,297 --> 00:09:11,563 Oh, pish-posh! 217 00:09:11,632 --> 00:09:13,301 I just need to change my approach. 218 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:17,269 As we know, no woman can resist a pitiful man. 219 00:09:17,338 --> 00:09:20,505 At my Papa's funeral, I was crying like a little baby. 220 00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:23,375 So the beautiful mortician, Moira, 221 00:09:23,444 --> 00:09:26,381 took me out for �tato skins, and then some. 222 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:31,082 Oh, how I wish my father would die again! 223 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:33,151 Wait, that gives me a brilliant idea! 224 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:36,358 Mr. B, get my murse. We have shopping to do. 225 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:42,728 - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING) - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 226 00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:45,063 (SCREAMS) 227 00:09:45,132 --> 00:09:48,099 ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 228 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:50,138 (SHOES SQUEAKING) 229 00:09:52,806 --> 00:09:54,906 Please be empty, please be empty! 230 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,407 Oh, good thing girls don't poop, 231 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:59,014 so I can take a big old stress deuce in peace. 232 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:04,983 Ah, the most relaxing place in the world. (FARTS) 233 00:10:05,051 --> 00:10:07,251 Wonder if Joan gave that necklace back. 234 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,921 I hope so. Am I a terrible friend? 235 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:12,925 But if I'm a good friend, I lose Joan. (GROANS) 236 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:14,726 This is stressing me out! 237 00:10:14,795 --> 00:10:16,131 ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 238 00:10:18,099 --> 00:10:20,368 (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING, SNIFFING) 239 00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:23,868 Hello? Who's there? 240 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,938 (CHANGING PITCH) I... I... I mean, hello, I'm a girl. 241 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:31,479 - (SNIFFS, GROWLS) Stress! - (SCREAMS) 242 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,449 (WHIMPERS, PANTS) 243 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,785 - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - (GASPS) The Heebie-Jeebie! 244 00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:42,248 It tried to eat me in the girls' bathroom! 245 00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,856 Uh. Don't ask me how I know. 246 00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:45,523 But if you did ask me, I'd tell you 247 00:10:45,592 --> 00:10:47,158 it's because I was pooping in there. 248 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,160 Abe, come on, just use your common sense, 249 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:51,029 which was also the name of a pamphlet 250 00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:53,966 written by Thomas Paine in 1775... No, no, 251 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:57,970 1776. Oh. (GASPS) I'm gonna fail pre-midterms, 252 00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,971 and manage a carpet store! 253 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,175 - (SCREAMS) - Shh! He feeds off stress! 254 00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:05,343 My eye! Without my liner, it's like, 255 00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:08,346 I only have one, albeit gorgeous, eye. 256 00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,649 - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? - I'm a Cleoclops! 257 00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:12,951 Shh! (WHIMPERS) 258 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,285 - Topher, bud. - (DISH SHATTERING) 259 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:17,355 Oh, there's a monster terrorizing the school! 260 00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:19,690 - (SCREAMS) - Please, keep your voice down. 261 00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:22,261 This is my emotional support possum, Lucifer. 262 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,330 (SCREECHES) 263 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:24,429 It gives you little bites 264 00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:25,536 when it feels you getting anxious 265 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,399 which actually makes you more anxious. 266 00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:30,072 - (SCREECHES) - Oh, no, no... (SCREAMS) 267 00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,370 No, no! 268 00:11:32,439 --> 00:11:35,073 No fib, that simp just got took. 269 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:38,913 - (SCREAMS) Oh, no, no, no! - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 270 00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:46,154 Oh, God, I have to warn Joan. 271 00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:51,289 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 272 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:55,227 We are hiding here, but, uh, there's so much wood. 273 00:11:55,296 --> 00:11:57,028 (CHUCKLES) Wood. 274 00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,296 Let's get to hammering. 275 00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:02,734 (CHUCKLES) Hammer, tool, screw. Oh, my gosh. I love this place. 276 00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:05,804 Drill, nail! I'm gonna nail ya 277 00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:08,707 with my nail gun that's in my pants. 278 00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:10,078 No, don't put it in your pants. 279 00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:13,745 - (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) 280 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:16,134 - ? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - ? (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ? 281 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:21,252 Candide, have you met my adorable bunny, Biscuit, 282 00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,481 that I have had since I was a strapping, young toddler? 283 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,956 (BUNNY SQUEAKS) 284 00:12:25,025 --> 00:12:27,726 Here are photos of us together to prove this. 285 00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:29,260 ? (CHEERFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 286 00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,530 I hate warm-blooded animals. 287 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,763 Have you made the flyers 288 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,733 for the Broad Daylight Swimsuit Dance yet? 289 00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:36,234 - No, I have not. - (BUNNY SQUEAKS) 290 00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:38,036 Perhaps we could hire a body-shamer 291 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,272 to pick apart the clones' bodies. 292 00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,307 Hmm. Maybe my mother is available. 293 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:45,377 Speaking of shame, I would be absolutely crushed 294 00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:47,112 if anything happened to this rabbit 295 00:12:47,181 --> 00:12:50,152 that I have loved for so long, as you can tell in the photos. 296 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:53,321 Get on the flyers. 297 00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:56,988 This is rich. While she's out, 298 00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,391 I'll sneak Biscuit into her office, 299 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,393 and let the reptiles tear her apart. 300 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:05,297 - Tear you apart? Yes, they will. - (REPTILES GROWL) 301 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,831 Candide will see how sad and pathetic I am, 302 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,836 and she will take me out for a night of romance, 303 00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:13,038 and light necking. (SIGHS) 304 00:13:13,107 --> 00:13:16,144 Sometimes it's hard to root for you. 305 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:18,676 Joan, hey, um, 306 00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,745 - you don't look so good. - I know, I'm a mess. 307 00:13:20,814 --> 00:13:22,424 I was trying to give the necklace back to JFK, 308 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,821 but I can't find him and now I'm worried 309 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,161 about hurting his feelings, and it's really... 310 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,329 - (GASPS) - JOAN OF ARC: stressing me out. 311 00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:27,931 - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING) - No, don't stress. 312 00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:29,821 Remember, giving back that hideous necklace 313 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,123 is going to make you feel more like yourself. 314 00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,026 We're just gonna take the stress away, right? 315 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,561 - You got it. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. - (SNIFFS) 316 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,364 (WHIMPERS) Why don't you relax, 317 00:13:39,432 --> 00:13:42,300 - go get something to eat? - I already ate! 318 00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:43,601 ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 319 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:44,848 - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS) - (MUNCHES) 320 00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:46,405 (GASPS, STUTTERS) 321 00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:48,310 Go find JFK! (WHIMPERS) 322 00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:50,874 Good, he's gone. 323 00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:53,911 (EXHALES) I hope sending Joan to JFK was a good move. 324 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,615 - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE LAUGHING) - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 325 00:13:56,684 --> 00:13:58,116 (SCREAMS) 326 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,554 - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS) - (SCREAMS) 327 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,655 - (SCREAMS) - Stress! 328 00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,460 - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - I'm not stressed. 329 00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:10,097 Oh, uh, oh, really? 330 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,700 Teach me. 331 00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:17,001 - (WOLF HOWLING) - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 332 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,504 Oh, the three parts of the atom. 333 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,640 Uh, the Driver, the Levine and the Sandler. 334 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:22,841 What? Oh, my God, Harriet... 335 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:23,987 - (CAR HORN HONKS) - get your head 336 00:14:24,011 --> 00:14:25,176 out of the trades. 337 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:29,147 Wait, why am I wearing yoga pants out of the house? 338 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,486 - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? - Family... (GASPS) ...of six? 339 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:33,989 Dear God, in this economy? 340 00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:40,552 I should just swing by Target 341 00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:42,105 and pick up some of those Edison bulbs. 342 00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:45,097 Oh, wow! Why would I say that? It's gonna be okay. 343 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,765 But first, coffee. No, it's ros� all day. 344 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:51,503 Oh, my God! Go... No! Wow! What am I saying? 345 00:14:51,572 --> 00:14:54,205 (GROANING) These are actually pretty cozy. 346 00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,340 ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 347 00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:58,813 - ? (SONG PLAYING ON THE RADIO) ? - (SNORES) 348 00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:02,313 (SCREAMS, PANTS) 349 00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:04,481 (EXHALES) Thank God, that was just a dream. 350 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,285 Oh, it's late. I should probably go home. 351 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:12,757 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 352 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:15,093 - Great, the battery's dead. - (METAL RATTLING) 353 00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:17,095 - Is anyone there? - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 354 00:15:17,164 --> 00:15:19,531 Harriet, calm down, you're just imagining things. 355 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,166 - (GROWLS) - (SCREAMS) 356 00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:22,794 - Oh, please, please, please. - (CHUCKLES) 357 00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:25,907 (SCREAMS) This was a terrible place to study! 358 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,053 - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - ? (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 359 00:15:30,077 --> 00:15:33,744 You're right. A good soak is truly relaxing. 360 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:36,880 I can let my troubles go, and a little bit of pee. 361 00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:40,785 - It's all love in the tub, man. - How do you stay so chill? 362 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:43,054 I mean, you got pre-midterms like the rest of us, 363 00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:45,956 and you gotta live up to one of the coolest artists ever. 364 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,660 I just channel my anxiety into something more productive. 365 00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:51,128 You know, like, murals for sick children. 366 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:54,065 - ? (SERENE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 367 00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,712 - ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? - That sounds easy for you, 368 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:57,302 but what about me? 369 00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,905 (SCREAMS) Excuse me, I had a weird lunch. 370 00:15:59,974 --> 00:16:02,941 Oh... (CHUCKLES) it's just a bath toy. 371 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,943 Wait, that's not my bath toy. 372 00:16:05,012 --> 00:16:06,777 - (GASPS) - (WHIMPERS) 373 00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:09,414 - ? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? - (WHIMPERS) 374 00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:10,782 (BOTH WHIMPER) 375 00:16:10,851 --> 00:16:13,688 - (GROWLS) - (BOTH WHIMPER) 376 00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:16,724 - (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 377 00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,861 - (GROWLS) - (BOTH SCREAM) 378 00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:23,862 - This is not whizz. - I think we lost him. 379 00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:25,664 Now, all we have to do is stay calm... 380 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:28,070 - (GROWLS) - (SCREAMS) 381 00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,340 Where do you think you're going, unibrow? 382 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,474 - (GASPS) - Shred, Frida, shred! 383 00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:39,277 Look, it's the totally dark and abandoned school. 384 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,012 - Oh, thank God. - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING) 385 00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:42,417 ABE: We'll be safe in there. 386 00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:47,485 (GIRL SCREAMING) 387 00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:49,187 Oh, someone's getting eaten! 388 00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:52,123 - (GASPS) - (SCREAMS) 389 00:16:52,192 --> 00:16:53,557 I can't hear you. 390 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,466 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 391 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:57,963 We are still dating! La, la, la, la, la. 392 00:16:58,032 --> 00:16:59,943 If she breaks up with you, but you can't hear her, 393 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:01,332 it does not count. 394 00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,512 - Just let me talk to you. - (JFK WHIMPERING) 395 00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:03,712 Just please let me talk to you. I just... 396 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:04,781 - (JFK WHIMPERING) - (CHAINSAW RATTLING) 397 00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,445 Just... just... just, please, let me talk. 398 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,807 (WHIMPERS) 399 00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:10,274 Wait, it's just you guys. 400 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:12,744 Oh, we thought the Heebie-Jeebie was attacking. 401 00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,946 The Heebie-Jeebie is just a mascot. 402 00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:16,214 It's not like it's evil. 403 00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:19,051 The Heebie-Jeebie is not just a mascot. 404 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,857 - It's like it's evil. - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 405 00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:27,826 (SCREAMS) Cleo's a zombie! 406 00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:30,261 You're a zombie, you balding loser. 407 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,664 I found this cool charcoal in the supply closet. 408 00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,036 Do you guys like my smoky eye? 409 00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:37,940 Shh! You hear that? 410 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:43,209 - (CHUCKLES) - (ALL SCREAM) 411 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:44,542 (CHUCKLES) 412 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:46,912 Any minute now, we'll hear the sweet screams 413 00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:48,450 of Biscuit's demise. 414 00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:52,520 Ah, the taste of bunny blood. 415 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,821 Wait, that's not bunny. This blood is cold! 416 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,257 - (GASPS) - (BUNNY SQUEAKS) 417 00:17:59,326 --> 00:18:00,762 (SCREAMS) Biscuit! 418 00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:04,758 CANDIDE SAMPSON: No! My babies! 419 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:07,299 - (SOBS) - I'll get a trash bag. 420 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:11,403 I'm guessing these won't flush well. 421 00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:13,038 - (SNIFFS) - ? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 422 00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:15,106 The Heebie-Jeebie is attracted to anxiety. 423 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:17,275 It can't find us if we're relaxed. 424 00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,578 We have to chill. 425 00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:21,779 (GASPS) My unibrow's twitching. 426 00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:24,283 Frida's brow is the canary in the coal mine. We're doomed! 427 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:26,618 (SNIFFS) 428 00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,287 Oh, here, let's use my weighted blanket, 429 00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,356 it'll calm us. 430 00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:33,156 - (ALL GASP) - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS) 431 00:18:34,128 --> 00:18:35,326 (ALL GASP) 432 00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:36,739 - Oh, my gosh. - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS) 433 00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:39,359 All the nervous BO is, like, suffocating me. 434 00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:40,964 (GROWLS) 435 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:44,903 -JFK: (WHIMPERS) He's gonna find us. -ABE: I said quiet down. Shh! 436 00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:50,075 (PANTS) Take me, Heebie-Jeebie, I'm done! 437 00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,143 Since Joan's breaking up with me, 438 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:55,280 - I don't wanna live. - (GROWLS) 439 00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:57,816 - ? (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) ? - No! Don't take JFK! 440 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,151 Take me! 441 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,496 - (GROWLS) - ? (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) ? 442 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,715 - No. - ? (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) ? 443 00:19:01,784 --> 00:19:03,654 Don't take Joan, take me. 444 00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:06,861 - Okay. (GROWLS) - ? (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) ? 445 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,361 Does someone wanna step forward 446 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,029 and sacrifice themselves for me now? 447 00:19:11,098 --> 00:19:12,330 - (WHISTLES) - (WHISTLES) 448 00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:14,232 - (GROWLS) - (SCREAMS) Joan, I'm sorry, 449 00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,800 I've been a terrible friend! 450 00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:19,203 (ALL SCREAM) 451 00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:21,406 Stop it, you dumb Heebie-Jeebie! 452 00:19:21,475 --> 00:19:23,974 You shouldn't kill people just 'cause they're anxious. 453 00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,678 Abe, you're a great friend, and JFK's a great boyfriend. 454 00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:30,082 And yeah, I lied to him about liking the necklace. 455 00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:31,182 But who cares? 456 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,217 It was only to protect his feelings. 457 00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,986 That doesn't mean I should die. 458 00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,688 (GROANS) 459 00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:39,590 Joan weakened the Heebie-Jeebie by talking about her stress. 460 00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:42,694 And then punching it in the face. Let's all try! 461 00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:45,075 - ? (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ? - I'm afraid of having a perfectly happy, 462 00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:49,033 idyllic, suburban, but ultimately ordinary life! 463 00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:53,037 I'm afraid if my eyes don't pop, I'll never be a trophy wife! 464 00:19:53,106 --> 00:19:55,607 I try so hard to go viral, but the only thing 465 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,876 - I really want to infect people with... - (GASPS) 466 00:19:57,945 --> 00:19:59,044 is friendship. 467 00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,233 - (BONES CRACKING) - I'm afraid 468 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,625 - people don't think I care... - (GRUNTS, GASPS) 469 00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:02,914 because I'm so chill, but... 470 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,728 (GRUNTS) ...I'm so chill, I kind of don't care! 471 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:06,184 (GROANS) 472 00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:08,753 - I don't care for mustard! - (METAL CLANGS) 473 00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:09,921 Stress! 474 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,290 Also, I'm worried Joan is the love of my life, 475 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:13,958 and I'm not good enough for her. 476 00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:17,223 (GROANS) 477 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:20,165 I have already revealed a lot, but just in case, 478 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,167 I'm afraid no one will ever love me. 479 00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:24,469 Especially, not the person I'm secretly in love with, 480 00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:28,974 - and her name is... - (HEEBIE-JEEBIE) Stop! (GROANS) 481 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:31,042 9021-OMG! 482 00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:33,644 It's iconic actor and mental health advocate 483 00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:36,114 Ian Ziering, of all six Sharknados. 484 00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,849 What are you doing here? 485 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,217 Oh, when my agent called 486 00:20:39,286 --> 00:20:41,464 and said, "Do you wanna scare the crap out of some kids?" 487 00:20:41,488 --> 00:20:43,489 I was like, "Maybe this is my chance 488 00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:44,857 to make a real difference 489 00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:47,759 in the mental health of America's teens." 490 00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,128 But I realized I was doing more harm than good, 491 00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:52,091 and I was about to stop doing it. 492 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,765 But then, you guys started yelling out 493 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,134 all your greatest fears, and I realized, 494 00:20:56,203 --> 00:20:58,471 I was doing the right thing all along. 495 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,266 So, thank you. 496 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:03,909 No, thank you, Ian Ziering. It felt really good 497 00:21:03,978 --> 00:21:06,139 to get all that anxiety off my chest, 498 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,980 - and to kick you in the wiener. - (GROANS) 499 00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,560 Also, can I get a pic of you for the Gram? 500 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:11,962 - (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) - That's what I call my grandma. 501 00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:13,451 But wait, what happened to the clones 502 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,787 that I saw you take away, like Topher? 503 00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,188 I just took him to a reputable spa 504 00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,457 for some rest and relaxation, chill. 505 00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:22,961 You've taught us all another amazing lesson, Mr. Ziering. 506 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,764 Let's go celebrate defeating anxiety 507 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,967 at the Broad Daylight Swimsuit Dance. 508 00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,969 - (ALL CHEER) - (GROANS) 509 00:21:31,038 --> 00:21:33,939 God, it feels good to be back in fake high school. 510 00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:35,741 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 511 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,545 (ALL CHEERING) 512 00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,680 Pre-midterms are over. (IMITATES AIR HORN) 513 00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:45,211 No more stress till post midterm, pre-finals. 514 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,085 I'm not gonna stress over midterms anymore. 515 00:21:47,154 --> 00:21:48,753 I know I'm not going to be a wine mom 516 00:21:48,822 --> 00:21:50,521 because I'm gonna make it in Hollywood. 517 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,935 Hollywood is all about who you know. 518 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,526 And I know Ian Ziering. 519 00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:56,795 And his phone number is... 520 00:21:56,864 --> 00:21:58,764 And I found a bunch of expired packages 521 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,199 of my fave eyeliner on Russian eBay. 522 00:22:01,268 --> 00:22:03,869 Again, I am so sorry 523 00:22:03,938 --> 00:22:05,537 about what happened with Biscuit. 524 00:22:05,606 --> 00:22:08,473 No time for mourning. It's a bunny-eat-lizard world. 525 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:11,276 Besides, we have to focus on "Operation Spread Eagle," 526 00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:13,979 and the clones we sent to the "spa." 527 00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:16,414 Shall we see if they are performing properly? 528 00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,984 - (FLUTE PLAYING) - ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 529 00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,253 - (FLUTE PLAYING) - (ALL CHEERING) 530 00:22:21,322 --> 00:22:24,956 - ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? - That was so cool! Wow! 531 00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:27,325 Would you like to celebrate your excellent work 532 00:22:27,394 --> 00:22:29,661 with some patatas bravas by candlelight? 533 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:32,565 Ugh! I find you pitiful. 534 00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:35,203 Yes! Mission accomplished! 535 00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:40,305 I may have lost my only chance of breaking them up, 536 00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:41,840 but I know I did the right thing, 537 00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:44,075 - because she looks really happy. - Damn. 538 00:22:44,144 --> 00:22:45,744 It's like she took a relaxative. 539 00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:47,512 I'm glad we got our anxieties out. 540 00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:49,881 So my art can be back to normal again. 541 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:53,384 (GASPS) Uh, love it! (CHUCKLES) 542 00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:55,353 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 543 00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:57,292 ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 544 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,460 (SQUEAKS) 545 00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,271 ? (EERIE MUSIC CLIMAXES, CONCLUDES) ? 546 00:23:05,332 --> 00:23:07,669 ? (THEME SONG PLAYING) ? 547 00:23:54,081 --> 00:23:55,683 ? (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ? 548 00:23:55,733 --> 00:24:00,283 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41648

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