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ABE LINCOLN: Previously, on
a very special Clone High.
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Abe Lincoln was about
to profess his love
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for Joan of Arc, but
JFK got there first.
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Now, Joan and JFK
are hot and heavy,
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while Abe's feelings for Joan
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remain bottled up,
deep down inside.
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They say, "Contents under
pressure may explode."
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And pressure is Clone
High's middle name.
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Don't believe me? Check
the birth certificate.
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? Way, way back in the 1980s ?
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? Secret government employees ?
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? Dug up famous
guys And ladies ?
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? Made amusing genetic copies ?
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? Then the clones'
genes Were frozen ?
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? Thawed out
decades later Why ?
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? Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ?
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? Giving high
school Another try ?
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? It's time to
watch Clone High ?
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? Clone High ?
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? Clone High ?
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? (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
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- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- (CROW CAWS)
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? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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Um, guys, guys,
hello? Uh, gang, hey,
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you're on my notes, and my lap.
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Harriet, sorry.
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Mm, not sure how
we ended up here.
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(CHUCKLES) Did we roll
all the way from my car?
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- (MOTOR RUNNING, ALERT DINGING)
- JFK: Way to go, us.
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Maybe we should go make out
on that bench over there, hon,
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the one where
everyone is studying.
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Or by the tree over there,
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- where everyone is studying.
- (WHIMPERS)
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With all these dweebs studying,
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you can't even tell who
the nerds are anymore.
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Why is everyone so
anxious about a test?
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Are you kidding me?
Pre-midterms are so important.
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With grade inflation, an
A-minus is basically a B-plus
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and a B-plus is a one-way
ticket to a B-minus life.
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And if I'm not careful,
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I could end up a
basic, normal wine mom,
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who says things like, "Mama
needs her Chardonnay."
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (GASPS) Oh, God!
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(BABY CHUCKLES)
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Okay, you have to relax.
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You know what keeps my
mind off stuff like that?
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My boy-toy, JFK. No
stress, just fun.
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That's what high
school's all about.
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Speaking of fun, I got something
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I wanna pull out.
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- Um, not here, babe.
- JFK: This necklace.
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- What?
- See, together,
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your name plus my
name makes "JoanFK."
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It's a work of art
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that symbolizes the
unquestioned permanence
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of high school relationships.
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
JoanFK is so heavy.
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(GASPS) What if, by
wearing this necklace,
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I lose my individual identity
and get stuck in a relationship
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where I never get
through a TV series
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because we have to watch
every single episode together.
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Then we start ordering
one dessert...
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- Huh? Ah.
- and sharing it,
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and I never get my own
molten lava cake again!
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- And you're humping my leg.
- (PANTS)
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Sharing a name with JFK
doesn't seem like something
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Joan would do.
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And I should know,
being her best friend
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and secretly in love with her.
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JoanFK is better than
the other option, JFKoan.
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It's just that I love Joan,
and I want her to be happy.
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But if she's happy with JFK,
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then she'll never
wanna be with me!
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- (BOTH MOAN)
- I'd just be standing by,
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watching them have the best life
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while I get older and
older, and older, all alone,
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with those gross,
yellow fingernails
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that need to be clipped,
and no one ever tells me!
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(SCREAMS) Oh, geez. Frida!
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(SCREAMS)
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? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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CLEOPATRA: Thankfully,
I'm hot enough
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that I don't have to worry
about stuff like grades.
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(CHUCKLING) The only
pencil I need is this one.
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(GASPING) It's empty!
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Okay, don't panic,
just order more.
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(GASPS) No! It's discontinued!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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What if my looks
don't last forever?
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ABE: What if the woman I love
is happier with someone else?
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HARRIET TUBMAN: What if
I never have a career,
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and end up naming my
kids Drayden and Clayden?
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JOAN OF ARC: Why did I
sign my name like that?
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"JoanFK de Kennedarc"?
Who am I anymore?
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JFK: I expected
a better response
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from Joan for the necklace.
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Is it too small? I
should've got a bigger one.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Phase two of "Operation
Spread Eagle"
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where we manufacture
a mental health crisis
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to see who breaks... has begun.
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Yes. And can we all acknowledge
that my idea of pre-midterms
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really got the
stress ball rolling?
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It's pathetic when
you beg for credit.
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In a good way?
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Get cracking on
the end-of-the-week
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super stressor.
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The mandatory Broad
Daylight Swimsuit Dance.
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I want the air-conditioning
turned way up
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to make nipples an issue.
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Isn't she something?
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Her confident,
passionless voice.
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The way her jaw
clicks when she talks
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because she clearly
grinds her teeth
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to the nub every night.
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Clearly, you like women
like you like your coffee.
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Ice cold and bitter.
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And in a vacuum sealed thermos.
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(SIGHS)
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- (MIC FEEDBACK)
- I want you to know,
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we're making your
mental well-being
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a priority during
this stressful week
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of pre-midterms.
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So, to help with anxiety,
I'd like to introduce
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our mental health mascot.
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A cute little guy to
chomp your anxieties away.
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Say hello to the Heebie-Jeebie.
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- ? (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- (GROWLS) I eat your stress!
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- (ALL GASP)
- Gimme your stress!
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I smell it on you.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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- Anxiety!
- (SCREAMS)
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? (OMINOUS MUSIC FADES) ?
-(CLOCK TICKING)
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- (HISSES)
- (FARTS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Oh, self, have I lost you?
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I never thought I'd be
with a popular himbo,
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but now I don't know where
I end and JFK begins.
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- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- (GROANS) What's happening?
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I have a splitting headache!
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- Now, that's better! (CHUCKLES)
- (GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, Abe, it's just you.
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Hey, can I ask you
for some advice?
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Of course, you can!
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Supportive friend
at your service.
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If I wear this necklace,
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I'm worried I might
be losing myself.
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What do you think?
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ABE: What do I think?
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I think the necklace is
amazing, are you kidding me?
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That's just facts.
But I can't say that.
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If I tell her I
like the necklace,
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I may never have another
shot at being her boyfriend.
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I think you've changed.
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The Joan I used to know would
never wear that necklace,
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and would definitely keep
her options open dating wise.
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Woah, that feels good just
to let that out there.
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Really? I guess I have
compromised myself.
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Maybe I should give
the necklace back.
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"JFK, we need to talk."
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(CHUCKLES) Thanks for
looking out for me.
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It's good to have such
a supportive friend
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with no ulterior agenda.
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Yeah, absolutely
no ulterior agenda.
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That... that was, uh,
supportive, right?
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- (SCREAMS)
- Have a stress ball!
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- (NECK CRACKS)
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS) Ow!
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Oh, hi there, buddy.
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-(SQUEAKS) ABE:
Wow, this is so...
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(SCREAMS)
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? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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Oh, look, Joanie just texted me.
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"We need to talk."
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- (ALL GASP)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Sorry about that break up, Jafe.
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It was fun while it
lasted though, right?
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Break up? No, she wants to talk!
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That's code for
mouth sex, right?
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- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- Stress!
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Joan wants to break up with me?
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But she's the only
girl I ever loved!
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- (GROWLS)
- (YELPS)
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Something's happening
in my body? I'm all wet!
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There's like a tiny
drum in my chest.
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That's just stress,
bro. Or a heart attack.
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- But probably stress.
- But I, uh, uh,
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never felt stressed before!
Oh, God, I can't lose Joan!
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I can't be the first Kennedy
to have a relationship fail!
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I got it. Easy solution.
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Avoid Joan, so she
can�t break up with you.
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(SCREAMS)
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- I know where we can hide.
- (WHIMPERS)
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I run away from, like, 99
percent of my problems.
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(JFK WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)
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Was JFK here?
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(SIGHS) I thought I heard him.
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Am I going crazy?
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- Where... where is he?
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING)
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-? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Is it hot
in here? Why am I sweating so much?
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Oh, geez.
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- Stress!
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
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Have you seen it out there?
The clones are super stressed!
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Only the strongest
will be left standing.
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Your passion is contagious.
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Shall we discuss
our other passions?
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- Or other contagions?
- (HISSES)
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No time. I have to
release murder hornets
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into the Chem lab.
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- ? (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- Oh, Mr. B.
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Why does she not see my allure?
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Just throwing it out
there, but maybe realize,
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she has no sexual
interest in you
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and move on.
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Oh, pish-posh!
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I just need to
change my approach.
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As we know, no woman can
resist a pitiful man.
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At my Papa's funeral, I was
crying like a little baby.
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So the beautiful
mortician, Moira,
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took me out for �tato
skins, and then some.
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Oh, how I wish my
father would die again!
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Wait, that gives me
a brilliant idea!
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Mr. B, get my murse.
We have shopping to do.
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- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING)
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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(SCREAMS)
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? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
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(SHOES SQUEAKING)
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Please be empty,
please be empty!
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Oh, good thing girls don't poop,
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so I can take a big old
stress deuce in peace.
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Ah, the most relaxing
place in the world. (FARTS)
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Wonder if Joan gave
that necklace back.
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I hope so. Am I a
terrible friend?
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But if I'm a good friend,
I lose Joan. (GROANS)
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This is stressing me out!
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? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
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(HEEBIE-JEEBIE
GROWLING, SNIFFING)
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Hello? Who's there?
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00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,938
(CHANGING PITCH) I... I...
I mean, hello, I'm a girl.
241
00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:31,479
- (SNIFFS, GROWLS) Stress!
- (SCREAMS)
242
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,449
(WHIMPERS, PANTS)
243
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,785
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- (GASPS) The Heebie-Jeebie!
244
00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:42,248
It tried to eat me in
the girls' bathroom!
245
00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,856
Uh. Don't ask me how I know.
246
00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:45,523
But if you did ask
me, I'd tell you
247
00:10:45,592 --> 00:10:47,158
it's because I was
pooping in there.
248
00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,160
Abe, come on, just
use your common sense,
249
00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:51,029
which was also the
name of a pamphlet
250
00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:53,966
written by Thomas Paine
in 1775... No, no,
251
00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:57,970
1776. Oh. (GASPS) I'm
gonna fail pre-midterms,
252
00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,971
and manage a carpet store!
253
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,175
- (SCREAMS)
- Shh! He feeds off stress!
254
00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:05,343
My eye! Without my
liner, it's like,
255
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:08,346
I only have one,
albeit gorgeous, eye.
256
00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,649
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- I'm a Cleoclops!
257
00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:12,951
Shh! (WHIMPERS)
258
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,285
- Topher, bud.
- (DISH SHATTERING)
259
00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:17,355
Oh, there's a monster
terrorizing the school!
260
00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:19,690
- (SCREAMS)
- Please, keep your voice down.
261
00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:22,261
This is my emotional
support possum, Lucifer.
262
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,330
(SCREECHES)
263
00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:24,429
It gives you little bites
264
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:25,536
when it feels you
getting anxious
265
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,399
which actually makes
you more anxious.
266
00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:30,072
- (SCREECHES)
- Oh, no, no... (SCREAMS)
267
00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,370
No, no!
268
00:11:32,439 --> 00:11:35,073
No fib, that simp just got took.
269
00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:38,913
- (SCREAMS) Oh, no, no, no!
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
270
00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:46,154
Oh, God, I have to warn Joan.
271
00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:51,289
? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ?
272
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:55,227
We are hiding here, but,
uh, there's so much wood.
273
00:11:55,296 --> 00:11:57,028
(CHUCKLES) Wood.
274
00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,296
Let's get to hammering.
275
00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:02,734
(CHUCKLES) Hammer, tool, screw.
Oh, my gosh. I love this place.
276
00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:05,804
Drill, nail! I'm gonna nail ya
277
00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:08,707
with my nail gun
that's in my pants.
278
00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:10,078
No, don't put it in your pants.
279
00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:13,745
- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS)
280
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:16,134
- ? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- ? (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ?
281
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:21,252
Candide, have you met my
adorable bunny, Biscuit,
282
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,481
that I have had since I was
a strapping, young toddler?
283
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,956
(BUNNY SQUEAKS)
284
00:12:25,025 --> 00:12:27,726
Here are photos of us
together to prove this.
285
00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:29,260
? (CHEERFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
286
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,530
I hate warm-blooded animals.
287
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,763
Have you made the flyers
288
00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,733
for the Broad Daylight
Swimsuit Dance yet?
289
00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:36,234
- No, I have not.
- (BUNNY SQUEAKS)
290
00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:38,036
Perhaps we could
hire a body-shamer
291
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,272
to pick apart the
clones' bodies.
292
00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,307
Hmm. Maybe my
mother is available.
293
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:45,377
Speaking of shame, I would
be absolutely crushed
294
00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:47,112
if anything happened
to this rabbit
295
00:12:47,181 --> 00:12:50,152
that I have loved for so long,
as you can tell in the photos.
296
00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:53,321
Get on the flyers.
297
00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:56,988
This is rich. While she's out,
298
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,391
I'll sneak Biscuit
into her office,
299
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,393
and let the reptiles
tear her apart.
300
00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:05,297
- Tear you apart? Yes, they will.
- (REPTILES GROWL)
301
00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,831
Candide will see how
sad and pathetic I am,
302
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,836
and she will take me out
for a night of romance,
303
00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:13,038
and light necking. (SIGHS)
304
00:13:13,107 --> 00:13:16,144
Sometimes it's hard
to root for you.
305
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:18,676
Joan, hey, um,
306
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,745
- you don't look so good.
- I know, I'm a mess.
307
00:13:20,814 --> 00:13:22,424
I was trying to give the
necklace back to JFK,
308
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,821
but I can't find him
and now I'm worried
309
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,161
about hurting his feelings,
and it's really...
310
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,329
- (GASPS) - JOAN OF
ARC: stressing me out.
311
00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:27,931
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING)
- No, don't stress.
312
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:29,821
Remember, giving back
that hideous necklace
313
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,123
is going to make you
feel more like yourself.
314
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,026
We're just gonna take
the stress away, right?
315
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,561
- You got it. Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
- (SNIFFS)
316
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,364
(WHIMPERS) Why
don't you relax,
317
00:13:39,432 --> 00:13:42,300
- go get something to eat?
- I already ate!
318
00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:43,601
? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
319
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:44,848
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS)
- (MUNCHES)
320
00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:46,405
(GASPS, STUTTERS)
321
00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:48,310
Go find JFK! (WHIMPERS)
322
00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:50,874
Good, he's gone.
323
00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:53,911
(EXHALES) I hope sending
Joan to JFK was a good move.
324
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,615
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE LAUGHING)
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
325
00:13:56,684 --> 00:13:58,116
(SCREAMS)
326
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,554
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
327
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,655
- (SCREAMS)
- Stress!
328
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,460
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- I'm not stressed.
329
00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:10,097
Oh, uh, oh, really?
330
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,700
Teach me.
331
00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:17,001
- (WOLF HOWLING)
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
332
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,504
Oh, the three parts of the atom.
333
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,640
Uh, the Driver, the
Levine and the Sandler.
334
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:22,841
What? Oh, my God, Harriet...
335
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:23,987
- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- get your head
336
00:14:24,011 --> 00:14:25,176
out of the trades.
337
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:29,147
Wait, why am I wearing yoga
pants out of the house?
338
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,486
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- Family... (GASPS) ...of six?
339
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:33,989
Dear God, in this economy?
340
00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:40,552
I should just swing by Target
341
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:42,105
and pick up some of
those Edison bulbs.
342
00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:45,097
Oh, wow! Why would I say
that? It's gonna be okay.
343
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,765
But first, coffee.
No, it's ros� all day.
344
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:51,503
Oh, my God! Go... No!
Wow! What am I saying?
345
00:14:51,572 --> 00:14:54,205
(GROANING) These are
actually pretty cozy.
346
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,340
? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
347
00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:58,813
- ? (SONG PLAYING ON THE RADIO) ?
- (SNORES)
348
00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:02,313
(SCREAMS, PANTS)
349
00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:04,481
(EXHALES) Thank God,
that was just a dream.
350
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,285
Oh, it's late. I should
probably go home.
351
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:12,757
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
352
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:15,093
- Great, the battery's dead.
- (METAL RATTLING)
353
00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:17,095
- Is anyone there?
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
354
00:15:17,164 --> 00:15:19,531
Harriet, calm down, you're
just imagining things.
355
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,166
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
356
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:22,794
- Oh, please, please, please.
- (CHUCKLES)
357
00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:25,907
(SCREAMS) This was a
terrible place to study!
358
00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,053
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- ? (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
359
00:15:30,077 --> 00:15:33,744
You're right. A good
soak is truly relaxing.
360
00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:36,880
I can let my troubles go,
and a little bit of pee.
361
00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:40,785
- It's all love in the tub, man.
- How do you stay so chill?
362
00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:43,054
I mean, you got pre-midterms
like the rest of us,
363
00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:45,956
and you gotta live up to one
of the coolest artists ever.
364
00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,660
I just channel my anxiety into
something more productive.
365
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:51,128
You know, like, murals
for sick children.
366
00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:54,065
- ? (SERENE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
367
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,712
- ? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
- That sounds easy for you,
368
00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:57,302
but what about me?
369
00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,905
(SCREAMS) Excuse me,
I had a weird lunch.
370
00:15:59,974 --> 00:16:02,941
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
it's just a bath toy.
371
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,943
Wait, that's not my bath toy.
372
00:16:05,012 --> 00:16:06,777
- (GASPS)
- (WHIMPERS)
373
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:09,414
- ? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- (WHIMPERS)
374
00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:10,782
(BOTH WHIMPER)
375
00:16:10,851 --> 00:16:13,688
- (GROWLS)
- (BOTH WHIMPER)
376
00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:16,724
- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
377
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,861
- (GROWLS)
- (BOTH SCREAM)
378
00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:23,862
- This is not whizz.
- I think we lost him.
379
00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:25,664
Now, all we have to
do is stay calm...
380
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:28,070
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
381
00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,340
Where do you think
you're going, unibrow?
382
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,474
- (GASPS)
- Shred, Frida, shred!
383
00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:39,277
Look, it's the totally
dark and abandoned school.
384
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,012
- Oh, thank God.
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLING)
385
00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:42,417
ABE: We'll be safe in there.
386
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:47,485
(GIRL SCREAMING)
387
00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:49,187
Oh, someone's getting eaten!
388
00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:52,123
- (GASPS)
- (SCREAMS)
389
00:16:52,192 --> 00:16:53,557
I can't hear you.
390
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,466
La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la.
391
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:57,963
We are still dating!
La, la, la, la, la.
392
00:16:58,032 --> 00:16:59,943
If she breaks up with you,
but you can't hear her,
393
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:01,332
it does not count.
394
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,512
- Just let me talk to you.
- (JFK WHIMPERING)
395
00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:03,712
Just please let me
talk to you. I just...
396
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:04,781
- (JFK WHIMPERING)
- (CHAINSAW RATTLING)
397
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,445
Just... just... just,
please, let me talk.
398
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,807
(WHIMPERS)
399
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:10,274
Wait, it's just you guys.
400
00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:12,744
Oh, we thought the
Heebie-Jeebie was attacking.
401
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,946
The Heebie-Jeebie
is just a mascot.
402
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:16,214
It's not like it's evil.
403
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:19,051
The Heebie-Jeebie is
not just a mascot.
404
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,857
- It's like it's evil.
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
405
00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:27,826
(SCREAMS) Cleo's a zombie!
406
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:30,261
You're a zombie,
you balding loser.
407
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,664
I found this cool charcoal
in the supply closet.
408
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,036
Do you guys like my smoky eye?
409
00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:37,940
Shh! You hear that?
410
00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:43,209
- (CHUCKLES)
- (ALL SCREAM)
411
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:44,542
(CHUCKLES)
412
00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:46,912
Any minute now, we'll
hear the sweet screams
413
00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:48,450
of Biscuit's demise.
414
00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:52,520
Ah, the taste of bunny blood.
415
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,821
Wait, that's not bunny.
This blood is cold!
416
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,257
- (GASPS)
- (BUNNY SQUEAKS)
417
00:17:59,326 --> 00:18:00,762
(SCREAMS) Biscuit!
418
00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:04,758
CANDIDE SAMPSON: No! My babies!
419
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:07,299
- (SOBS)
- I'll get a trash bag.
420
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:11,403
I'm guessing these
won't flush well.
421
00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:13,038
- (SNIFFS)
- ? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
422
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:15,106
The Heebie-Jeebie is
attracted to anxiety.
423
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:17,275
It can't find us
if we're relaxed.
424
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,578
We have to chill.
425
00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:21,779
(GASPS) My unibrow's twitching.
426
00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:24,283
Frida's brow is the canary in
the coal mine. We're doomed!
427
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:26,618
(SNIFFS)
428
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,287
Oh, here, let's use
my weighted blanket,
429
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,356
it'll calm us.
430
00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:33,156
- (ALL GASP)
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS)
431
00:18:34,128 --> 00:18:35,326
(ALL GASP)
432
00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:36,739
- Oh, my gosh.
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE GROWLS)
433
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:39,359
All the nervous BO is,
like, suffocating me.
434
00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:40,964
(GROWLS)
435
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:44,903
-JFK: (WHIMPERS) He's gonna find us.
-ABE: I said quiet down. Shh!
436
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:50,075
(PANTS) Take me,
Heebie-Jeebie, I'm done!
437
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,143
Since Joan's
breaking up with me,
438
00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:55,280
- I don't wanna live.
- (GROWLS)
439
00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:57,816
- ? (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) ?
- No! Don't take JFK!
440
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,151
Take me!
441
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,496
- (GROWLS)
- ? (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) ?
442
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,715
- No.
- ? (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) ?
443
00:19:01,784 --> 00:19:03,654
Don't take Joan, take me.
444
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:06,861
- Okay. (GROWLS)
- ? (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) ?
445
00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,361
Does someone wanna step forward
446
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,029
and sacrifice
themselves for me now?
447
00:19:11,098 --> 00:19:12,330
- (WHISTLES)
- (WHISTLES)
448
00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:14,232
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS) Joan, I'm sorry,
449
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,800
I've been a terrible friend!
450
00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:19,203
(ALL SCREAM)
451
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:21,406
Stop it, you dumb Heebie-Jeebie!
452
00:19:21,475 --> 00:19:23,974
You shouldn't kill people
just 'cause they're anxious.
453
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,678
Abe, you're a great friend,
and JFK's a great boyfriend.
454
00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:30,082
And yeah, I lied to him
about liking the necklace.
455
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:31,182
But who cares?
456
00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,217
It was only to
protect his feelings.
457
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,986
That doesn't mean I should die.
458
00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,688
(GROANS)
459
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:39,590
Joan weakened the Heebie-Jeebie
by talking about her stress.
460
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:42,694
And then punching it in
the face. Let's all try!
461
00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:45,075
- ? (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ? - I'm
afraid of having a perfectly happy,
462
00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:49,033
idyllic, suburban, but
ultimately ordinary life!
463
00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:53,037
I'm afraid if my eyes don't pop,
I'll never be a trophy wife!
464
00:19:53,106 --> 00:19:55,607
I try so hard to go
viral, but the only thing
465
00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,876
- I really want to infect people with...
- (GASPS)
466
00:19:57,945 --> 00:19:59,044
is friendship.
467
00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,233
- (BONES CRACKING)
- I'm afraid
468
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,625
- people don't think I care...
- (GRUNTS, GASPS)
469
00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:02,914
because I'm so chill, but...
470
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,728
(GRUNTS) ...I'm so chill,
I kind of don't care!
471
00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:06,184
(GROANS)
472
00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:08,753
- I don't care for mustard!
- (METAL CLANGS)
473
00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:09,921
Stress!
474
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,290
Also, I'm worried Joan
is the love of my life,
475
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:13,958
and I'm not good enough for her.
476
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:17,223
(GROANS)
477
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:20,165
I have already revealed
a lot, but just in case,
478
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,167
I'm afraid no one
will ever love me.
479
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:24,469
Especially, not the person
I'm secretly in love with,
480
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:28,974
- and her name is...
- (HEEBIE-JEEBIE) Stop! (GROANS)
481
00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:31,042
9021-OMG!
482
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:33,644
It's iconic actor and
mental health advocate
483
00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:36,114
Ian Ziering, of
all six Sharknados.
484
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,849
What are you doing here?
485
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,217
Oh, when my agent called
486
00:20:39,286 --> 00:20:41,464
and said, "Do you wanna scare
the crap out of some kids?"
487
00:20:41,488 --> 00:20:43,489
I was like, "Maybe
this is my chance
488
00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:44,857
to make a real difference
489
00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:47,759
in the mental health
of America's teens."
490
00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,128
But I realized I was
doing more harm than good,
491
00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:52,091
and I was about
to stop doing it.
492
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,765
But then, you guys
started yelling out
493
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,134
all your greatest
fears, and I realized,
494
00:20:56,203 --> 00:20:58,471
I was doing the right
thing all along.
495
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,266
So, thank you.
496
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:03,909
No, thank you, Ian Ziering.
It felt really good
497
00:21:03,978 --> 00:21:06,139
to get all that
anxiety off my chest,
498
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,980
- and to kick you in the wiener.
- (GROANS)
499
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,560
Also, can I get a pic
of you for the Gram?
500
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:11,962
- (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
- That's what I call my grandma.
501
00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:13,451
But wait, what
happened to the clones
502
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,787
that I saw you take
away, like Topher?
503
00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,188
I just took him
to a reputable spa
504
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,457
for some rest and
relaxation, chill.
505
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:22,961
You've taught us all another
amazing lesson, Mr. Ziering.
506
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,764
Let's go celebrate
defeating anxiety
507
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,967
at the Broad Daylight
Swimsuit Dance.
508
00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,969
- (ALL CHEER)
- (GROANS)
509
00:21:31,038 --> 00:21:33,939
God, it feels good to be
back in fake high school.
510
00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:35,741
? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ?
511
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,545
(ALL CHEERING)
512
00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,680
Pre-midterms are over.
(IMITATES AIR HORN)
513
00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:45,211
No more stress till post
midterm, pre-finals.
514
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,085
I'm not gonna stress
over midterms anymore.
515
00:21:47,154 --> 00:21:48,753
I know I'm not going
to be a wine mom
516
00:21:48,822 --> 00:21:50,521
because I'm gonna
make it in Hollywood.
517
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,935
Hollywood is all
about who you know.
518
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,526
And I know Ian Ziering.
519
00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:56,795
And his phone number is...
520
00:21:56,864 --> 00:21:58,764
And I found a bunch
of expired packages
521
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,199
of my fave eyeliner
on Russian eBay.
522
00:22:01,268 --> 00:22:03,869
Again, I am so sorry
523
00:22:03,938 --> 00:22:05,537
about what happened
with Biscuit.
524
00:22:05,606 --> 00:22:08,473
No time for mourning. It's
a bunny-eat-lizard world.
525
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:11,276
Besides, we have to focus
on "Operation Spread Eagle,"
526
00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:13,979
and the clones we
sent to the "spa."
527
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:16,414
Shall we see if they
are performing properly?
528
00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,984
- (FLUTE PLAYING)
- ? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
529
00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,253
- (FLUTE PLAYING)
- (ALL CHEERING)
530
00:22:21,322 --> 00:22:24,956
- ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ?
- That was so cool! Wow!
531
00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:27,325
Would you like to celebrate
your excellent work
532
00:22:27,394 --> 00:22:29,661
with some patatas
bravas by candlelight?
533
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:32,565
Ugh! I find you pitiful.
534
00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:35,203
Yes! Mission accomplished!
535
00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:40,305
I may have lost my only
chance of breaking them up,
536
00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:41,840
but I know I did
the right thing,
537
00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:44,075
- because she looks really happy.
- Damn.
538
00:22:44,144 --> 00:22:45,744
It's like she took a relaxative.
539
00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:47,512
I'm glad we got
our anxieties out.
540
00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:49,881
So my art can be
back to normal again.
541
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:53,384
(GASPS) Uh, love it! (CHUCKLES)
542
00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:55,353
? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?
543
00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:57,292
? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?
544
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,460
(SQUEAKS)
545
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,271
? (EERIE MUSIC
CLIMAXES, CONCLUDES) ?
546
00:23:05,332 --> 00:23:07,669
? (THEME SONG PLAYING) ?
547
00:23:54,081 --> 00:23:55,683
? (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ?
548
00:23:55,733 --> 00:24:00,283
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