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[clock ticking]
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[giggles]
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Oh, stop it, garbage boy!
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Ahhh... stop it!
[giggles]
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[clock rings, dings]
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[cheerful music]
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Nora? Wally?
[laughs]
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What a beautiful day!
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What if we all...
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[cheerful music dies down]
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They must be at work already.
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100 percent.
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[text whoosh]
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[mellow music]
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[car horns honking]
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[Li-Wei] This is my new chair.
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I found it in a dumpster
off of Queens Boulevard!
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Ooh, that's nice.
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Speaking of hand-me-downs,
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my grandson gave me
all of his shirts...
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and house shorts, so nothing
goes to waste.
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My niece asked if
I needed new shoes,
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and I laughed at her for
45 minutes!
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These bitches are so depressing.
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[Li-Wei] Us old girls
don't need a thing
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after a certain point!
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[Luling] That's right!
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[text whoosh]
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[Grandma chuckles]
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[Luling] Who's texting you?
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Oh, just Nora.
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[Li-Wei] That reminds me,
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I have an appointment with
a foot doctor in a few hours.
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Why does Nora remind you
of your foot doctor?
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[Lulei] I should go too.
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I forgot to get my
World Journal this morning,
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and I wanna stare at it
before calling it a night.
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Well, it's only
8 o'clock in the morning.
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I know! So late!
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See ya.
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I wouldn't wanna be ya.
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[indistinct chatter]
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? Do it, baby
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? Do it, do it, baby
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? Do it, baby
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? Do it, do it, baby
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? Do it, baby
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[mellow music]
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[text ding]
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[text whooshes]
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Jesus Christ...
[knocking on door]
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[sighs] All right!
All right!
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Come on, don't get your pee hot!
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Edmund, what are you doing here?
What's up?
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Nothing! You?
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Why are you sending me
all these weird texts?
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Oh, um, no reason.
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Just... wanted to
make sure you were home.
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Well, here I am.
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Well, I guess I also
had this recent epiphany
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after my trip to Iceland
that I love love,
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and you and Brenda
are so in love that...
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- Okay, go.
- Who are you talking to?
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Edmund, what the
fuck is going on?
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I'm sorry, Uncle Wally.
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Your friends
found me on Facebook
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and wanted me to organize
your bachelor party.
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[Wally] Friends?
What friends?
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Damon...?
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[Wally] Damon?
Damon's fucking annoying!
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Hey, I heard that!
What's up, Wall Man?
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Hang tight, buddy!
Lezzfuckinggo!
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[Wally] Come on!
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[car horn honks]
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Hey!
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What are you crazy kids up to?
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Hey!
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- [giggles]
- Go!
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[Grandma] Oh, these
plants are parched!
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You poor babies need some love.
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Oh, what the hell.
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You're coming home with Grandma.
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Grandma!
Can you say "Grandma"?
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[laid-back beat]
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[chuckles]
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Are you hungry? Okay.
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Just a little more
of my secret stuff...
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[door shuts]
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[Nora] Hey, Grandma.
Crazy day at work today.
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This guy pressed his penis
against the display window
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and I rolled my friggin'
ankle Swiffering it.
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Is it...
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[sniffs]
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What... is it?
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[mystical music]
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Holy shit, Grandma!
This is weed!
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Really?
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Bad boy!
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It's moving past the veg phase.
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What is "veg"?
Like, like a salad?
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The weed buds are coming in.
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Hey! If you help me grow it...
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you wouldn't have
to buy it anymore.
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You wanna give me a hand?
[laughs]
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This could be a fun thing
we could do together.
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Yeah, I-I would love to.
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But the first thing we need
to do is get it to a dark place.
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You are fat and ugly.
That'll do it.
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No, that doesn't do it.
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[Bros] Surprise!
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[laughter]
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Welcome to your
bachelor party, bro!
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Look, I got all
the gym bros together
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thanks to this
little dude, of course.
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Thank you, little dude.
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Yo, check it out!
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We got a cigar station
and a fireworks station.
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And squishy-squashy...
A seafood tower!!!!
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Whoa, fellas!
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You didn't have to go
to all this trouble.
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I don't even know if I have
the energy for all this.
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Neither do we, dude.
I'm on Lipitor now.
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Hey, man, if we were
in our twenties,
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I would've taken you
right to the donkey show,
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you know that.
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But the world is fucked now,
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so we might as
well have an excuse
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to just kick back, right?
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Yeah, but I don't know. I...
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Kickin' back, yeah.
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I can go for that. Yeah!
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[guys concurring, laughing]
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Lezzgobros weekend, all right!!
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[shouting, cheering]
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So the LED lights
emulate a solstice.
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We're gonna go
12 hours with them on,
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and then 12 hours with them off.
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Did you know that
weed grows at night?
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[laughs]
Now what do we do?
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Now, we wait.
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If it goes well, do you
think we could sell it?
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Oh, we're gonna sell it
even if it doesn't go well!
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[laughs] But who would buy it?
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Oh, I'd definitely buy this.
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- You wanna sniff a nub?
- Nug.
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- Nug.
- [Nora] Nug.
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- Nug.
- Don't mind if I do.
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Holy shit, this is fucking dank!
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I know at least seven dudes
who'd buy this right now.
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Then why don't you
sell it to them?
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I mean, sure, I'm down.
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Hey, maybe we can make enough
for you to buy your car!
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Now we're talking, Grandma.
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But with all the trimming,
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we're gonna need
some extra hands.
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More hands, you say?
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? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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'Sup, bitches?
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You old people bored?
I'm running a business.
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Hey, Lesbian Biker Club over 60!
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Polish Senior Bread Club!
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You wanna join too?
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[cheers and applause]
Let's get busy!
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All right.
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Johnathan and Mary Jo...
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Okay, I'm gonna have you guys
on labeling and packaging,
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putting stickers on
those cookie tin cans.
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We're calling it
Grandma's Jazz Cabbage.
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And Jonah and Claire? Hi.
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You guys are on extraction
duties in the kitchen,
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so go and fire up
that oil machine.
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And Doug and my sweet
Nora are our runners.
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Yes, Li-Wei?
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Are we selling drugs?
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Drugs...
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- Yes, Li-Wei.
- Just checking.
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Anything else?
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Can I sample the product?
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No, you cannot
sample the product.
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But I have glaucoma!
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All right, let's do this.
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We are officially in business!
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[bell rings]
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[cheers and applause]
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? Make money
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? Make money, money
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We have an order
for two half-zips!
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Six prerolls and the
special coconut oil!
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? Forget the hater
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? Go on and make that paper
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? Get la like 100 acre
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One half-zip tin ready to fly.
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32nd and Union!
You got it, bao bao?
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Oh, I got it, Grandma!
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How are the strap-ons?
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? Money makes the
world go round ?
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? You feeling the
song that's so calm ?
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? Just move to the
beat and go down ?
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? Ha, go down and shake 'em
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? DJ just turn up
the song louder ?
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? Go go Gaga
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? I give them the
car key Prada ?
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? I feel good
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? Made another dollar
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? Make money
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? Make money, money
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? Make money
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? I really do, yeah
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? I'm really making
this move, yeah ?
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? Came out of blue, yeah
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? I'm on my shit
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? A quarter mill on my wrist
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? 4 or 5 chicks
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? On a pill in my whip
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? I'm on my shit
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? I'm on my shit
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? I really do, yeah
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? I'm really making
this move, yeah ?
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Hey, everyone.
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I called this meeting to say
we just sold our 100th ounce!
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[cheers and applause]
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Now, now, now,
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I normally don't do this, but...
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Li-Wei, do you want
to try a sample?
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Me? I... right here?
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Sure!
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[Li-Wei laughs]
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[coughs]
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[laughter]
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This is not...
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Of course not!
That's oregano!
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I would never give free samples.
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What are you, stupid?
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Now get back to work!
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This ain't a TedX Talk!
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[indistinct chatter]
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? Oh
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? Get it right in a...
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[Wally] Wow, that risotto
was great, John-O.
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Hey, thanks, bro.
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I don't know why I ain't
talked to some of you guys
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in, like, five years,
but it was real nice of you
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to organize something for me.
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Yeah, it was our pleasure, bro.
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Well, Uncle Wally,
that's not all!
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Because I prepared
something else.
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Your love with Brenda is so
special and inspiring, so...
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- here she is!
- What?
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[beep]
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[Brenda] Hey, Wally!
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I know you're probably
all partied out right now,
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and you're having fun.
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But I just wanted to
say how excited I am
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to be spending
our lives together.
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A lifetime full of
trust and support,
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and through the
ups and the downs.
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You have my heart, Wally Bear.
You have my heart.
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I just love you.
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Damon, turn it off.
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00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,762
Damon, turn it off, please!
263
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,529
[projector powers down]
264
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,299
What's wrong, Uncle Wally?
265
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,737
I don't know if there's gonna
be a wedding at this point.
266
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,205
She realized she was
out of your league, huh?
267
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,607
I got fired from my job.
268
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,510
And I've been
working at Sam Ash.
269
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,646
I never told Brenda.
270
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,782
Uncle Wally, Brenda loves you.
271
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,550
She'll definitely understand.
272
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,352
She'll understand
that I'm a loser?
273
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:29,556
A liar, and I don't got
any future prospects?
274
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,025
Look at me!
I changed careers.
275
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,394
I used to be in tech,
and now I'm a B-list actor
276
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:38,866
who sometimes gets free
vanilla ice cream at diners.
277
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:42,269
I tried to tell her,
that I just got in too deep.
278
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,347
All right, you know what's
gonna make you feel better?
279
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,374
We get in the fuck bus,
and we go to your Sam Ash,
280
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,810
and we each buy a guitar.
281
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,620
That way, you get
a whole bunch of commission,
282
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,814
and then we get to
noodle some baddies!
283
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,382
[cheers and laughter]
284
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,817
It's about time!
285
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,787
You call your...
Kia Sonata a "fuck bus"?
286
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,256
Yes, sir. Yeah.
287
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,593
[up-tempo beat]
288
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:13,166
[foreboding music]
289
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,702
Who the hell are
all these people?
290
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:19,139
[indistinct chatter]
291
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,374
Grandma?
292
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,543
You got people working
here all day now, or...
293
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,512
Uh...
294
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:29,649
Hidey-ho, Little Bo... Peep!
295
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,084
Hidey-ho.
I'm just trying to
296
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,504
talk to my grandma,
if you will...
297
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,792
Yeah, well, maybe you're
barking up the wrong boot-holio.
298
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,824
You catch my drift,
Taylor Swift?
299
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,426
Um, I'm just catching
these weird bully rhymes.
300
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,528
If you guys could maybe
just... thank you so much.
301
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,663
Thank you, ladies.
302
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,968
Oh, Nora!
I'm glad you're up early.
303
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,304
You have an entire
ounce to sell today.
304
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,572
Oh.
305
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:56,609
Because you have an
entire facial tattoo on today.
306
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,978
Are you all right?
307
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,147
It's temporary...
308
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,915
for now.
309
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:06,186
But I'm gonna need you
to sell that ounce.
310
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,855
Okay?
311
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,022
Uh, about that.
312
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,091
I was maybe gonna
take the day off,
313
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,460
just hang out with Doug.
314
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,929
This is something
that we planned together.
315
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,332
Would you betray your
grandmother like that?
316
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,469
I don't think that doing
it tomorrow is betrayal.
317
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,906
Oh, Nora...
318
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:30,610
I'd really love it
if you did it today.
319
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,612
We're business partners.
320
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:38,218
You wouldn't want to do
bad business, would you?
321
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,154
Why don't you shake
a little tail feather
322
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,657
and get me my brick?
323
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,461
Okay, bao bao?
324
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:55,035
[foreboding music]
325
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,006
Man, it's crazy how
quick it makes people insane.
326
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,374
Homegirl has gone full El Chapo.
327
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,911
She's not far from
killing without guilt.
328
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,746
God, I hope not!
329
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,124
Well, I'mma take
off for the day.
330
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,282
You're leaving me?
331
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,551
Yeah, bro, I got
Spanish class in an hour!
332
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,986
You got Spanish class?
333
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,387
- S� se�or!
- [Rian] Hey!
334
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,958
You guys are the plug, right?
335
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,159
You're Robert Heidel?
336
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,636
I put a white dude's
name as my alias
337
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,429
so no one would trace
it back to my IP.
338
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,730
Smart.
339
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,308
You guys just free balling
your identity out here?
340
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,000
Not necessarily...
free balling.
341
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,277
I have a different user name...
342
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,970
Whatever, bro.
Just sell me the stuff.
343
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,830
I'm not trying to wait
'til my 17th birthday.
344
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,576
Okay, wait, no.
We cannot sell to this kid.
345
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,045
Why not?
346
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,047
First of all,
she's kind of a bitch.
347
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,948
Number two,
she's not even 17 yet.
348
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,583
And...
349
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,287
[foreboding music]
350
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,755
She's kind of like a younger me.
351
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,858
A younger version of me
that hasn't been ruined by weed.
352
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,193
Have you seen Euphoria?
353
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,961
Weed is the least
of her problems.
354
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,329
Me? What am I even doing?
355
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,298
I'm selling weed
outside of my workplace!
356
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,038
What are you? A DARE ad?
Just hurry it up!
357
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,401
I've gotta get to SAT prep!
358
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,003
She has SAT prep!
She's a bitch!
359
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,148
[Rian] Did they even have SATs
when y'all went to high school?
360
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,873
'Cause you're giving
"I was born in 1985."
361
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,409
- You little bitch.
- Excuse me!
362
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,380
- Kumon.
- We also had the Kumon.
363
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,248
We had the calculator.
364
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,184
We got the TV's
that you wheel in.
365
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,720
We had the And1 sweatsuits.
We had it all!
366
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,821
You know what? No.
367
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,324
I am not going to
compromise my morality,
368
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,393
and I don't care
what you or my grandma...
369
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,628
- Ooh! What...
- [Rian] Loser!
370
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,896
You little...
371
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,431
You okay?
372
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,034
My labia majora's
swelling in my throat!
373
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,244
Kicked you right in the webbles.
374
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,636
Bitch!
375
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,006
[up-tempo beat]
376
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,009
[Damon] Holy shit, Wall Man!
377
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,244
This place is awesome!
378
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,079
I can't believe you work here.
379
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,014
And I get 15 percent off.
380
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,249
Only 15?
381
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,429
Hey fellas, check this out.
382
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,685
This Gibson just came in.
383
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,920
- Huh?
- Nice!
384
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,422
- [whistles]
- [chuckles]
385
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,259
This is the only other lady
I would give it all up for.
386
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,028
Seriously, ain't she a beaut?
387
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,763
So guitars are female to you?
388
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,698
Uh... yeah?
389
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,933
[Brenda] Wally?
390
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,335
Oh, hey!
391
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,736
What are you doing here?
392
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,871
I thought you were
on your bachelor party.
393
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,306
Well, we were.
394
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,210
I just brought the fellas
in to look at guitars.
395
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,745
Do you like that one?
396
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,965
Because I was gonna get
you one for a wedding present,
397
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,882
but look, I ruined the surprise.
398
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,185
[laughter]
399
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,419
[all stop abruptly]
400
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,889
Hey, I need to
tell ya something.
401
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,192
What is it?
402
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,461
I work here.
403
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,063
I've been working
here for two months.
404
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,199
Since I got fired.
405
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,968
Wally, you got fired?
406
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,237
And you didn't tell me?
407
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,506
I, uh...
408
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,176
I thought you might
judge me or something.
409
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,943
Judge you?
410
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,445
My son's a DJ.
411
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,647
I make fucked-up
art for a living.
412
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,783
Yeah, I should've told you.
I don't know what...
413
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,763
I can't believe you
would think of me like that.
414
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,353
No, I don't think
of you like that.
415
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,223
You've been lying to
me for two months?
416
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,825
No, just let me explain,
like, start from the beginning...
417
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,194
No.
418
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,861
I don't wanna talk right now.
419
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,698
I really liked this.
420
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,869
- Bren, come on.
- No.
421
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,873
Hey, bros, how's it going?
422
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,985
Do you have any questions?
Can I help you find anything?
423
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,144
Oh!
424
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,679
Wally, I didn't realize
you were working today.
425
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,915
I'm not working today, Patrick.
426
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,918
Take a swig.
427
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,119
It's just milk.
428
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,122
Brown bagging it with your milk?
429
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,024
[electric guitar]
430
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,992
[Nora] You know what?
I can't do this anymore.
431
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,361
I have to say something.
432
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:47,967
[foreboding music]
433
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,369
Yeah, nope!
434
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,171
What the fuck?
435
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,271
[door shuts]
436
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,473
What, uh...
437
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,807
What's going on here?
438
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,577
These jerks say
I stole their plants.
439
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,179
You did steal their plants.
440
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,314
See? I told you.
441
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,849
Who are you guys?
442
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,318
Oh, hi, I'm Xavier, and
this is Jaxon, both with an X.
443
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,786
What are you doing here?
444
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,966
Oh, uh, we moved here
after we graduated Bard in '07,
445
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,023
and we had a little
arts collective in Bushwick.
446
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,792
And we started
this zine monthly,
447
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,160
where we featured
a ton of cool artists.
448
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,428
Okay...
449
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,039
Enough, Xavier,
you suck at storytelling.
450
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,566
Look, lady, we just want to get
our mother plants back, okay?
451
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,735
We took a long time creating
this crossbreed, hybrid,
452
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,772
and a little birdie told us
about Grandma's Jazz Cabbage,
453
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,407
so we tracked your
sales to here.
454
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,578
Who snitched? Aah!
455
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,746
[snipping]
456
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,183
Li-Wei! Why, I oughta...
457
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
458
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,785
Grandma, what has
gotten into you?
459
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,221
Seriously!
You've gone mad.
460
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,422
We're mad too!
461
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,932
We don't wanna go
back to the zine biz!
462
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,092
Mm-mm.
463
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:51,331
I don't wanna go back
to feeling useless.
464
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,533
Oh, Grandma...
465
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,667
[sobs]
466
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,002
[Nora] You're not useless.
467
00:18:56,102 --> 00:19:00,273
Look, you built a
crazy, illegal...
468
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:05,712
really systematically
fucked-up drug empire.
469
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,113
You look so cute,
470
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,916
like a little criminal
snow leopard or something.
471
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,918
- And your tattoo looks great.
- Thank you.
472
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,058
[Nora] You're not useless.
473
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,687
Gonna "yes, and"
that and just say
474
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,823
that we couldn't have
gotten them this big before.
475
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,825
Yeah, but we still
want the plants back.
476
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,228
Okay, okay, okay.
How about this?
477
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,738
We'll give you...
We'll give you the plants.
478
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,039
We'll give you the
secret ingredient.
479
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,798
But you have to let us
keep the money,
480
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,667
and we never see you guys again.
481
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,135
Side chat.
482
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,703
[whispering]
483
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:31,904
Sounds good to us!
484
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,140
All you guys said
was "sss" to each other.
485
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,776
Sounds good to me.
486
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,245
And here's our
secret ingredient.
487
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,380
What is it?
488
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,650
Some ancient, mystical
Chinese herbal powder?
489
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,786
It's from CVS, you racist hobo.
490
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,987
Yeah, that's racist.
491
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,490
Now get out of my
house, all of you!
492
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,792
- Get out of here!
- Okay!
493
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,395
[Grandma] Get the
hell out of here!
494
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,264
Li-Wei, especially you!
495
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366
- Bye, Li-Wei.
- Yeah.
496
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,001
Nice, Grandma.
497
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,803
You're wearing damn
shoes in the house.
498
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,938
You're wearing damn
shoes in the house!
499
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,607
You got little
high-heeled booties on,
500
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642
click-clacking like
Big Bird out here.
501
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,143
Yeah, it's cute, huh?
502
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,945
Yeah, it's cute.
Your whole outfit is cute.
503
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,390
Yeah, well, take off
your goddamn shoes.
504
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,148
Okay, okay, okay.
505
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,793
Okay, are you gonna take
off your shoes, though?
506
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,328
- [Grandma] Yeah, later.
- [Nora] Okay.
507
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,253
I can tap dance.
508
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,221
[click-clacking]
509
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,990
[knocking on door]
510
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,626
- Hey, bao bao!
- Hey.
511
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,761
I got something for you.
512
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,298
Holy fucking shit, Grandma!
513
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,001
You think this is enough to
buy that car you wanna fuck?
514
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,969
Mandy?
515
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,447
Oh, man, I can't
take all that, though.
516
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,408
Well, let's just say
it's my way of an apology
517
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,411
for making you chop up a brick.
518
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,713
Thanks, Grandma.
519
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,948
And I also just wanna say, um...
520
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,283
I'm really proud of you.
521
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,951
Yeah, I know.
522
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,223
- So, should we?
- Hell yeah!
523
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,591
[laughs]
524
00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,726
[ding]
525
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,027
? I'm on my shit
526
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,496
? A quarter mill on my wrist
527
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,931
? I really do, yeah
528
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,866
? I'm really making
these moves, yeah ?
529
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,978
? Turn up champagne, my album
will be the scriptures ?
530
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,480
? Silver represents the
strongest creature, yeah ?
531
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,215
? The proud look makes
you believe in my voice ?
532
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,007
? Proven to represent
the rap elite, yeah ?
533
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,242
? All eyes on me
534
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,678
? All eyes on me
535
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,480
? All eyes, all eyes
536
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,881
? All eyes on me
537
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,183
? Tough stance when I rap
538
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,985
? All long distance
away when I rap ?
539
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,654
? Hey, carelessly
when I rap, hey ?
540
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,055
? Do it with my voice, rap
541
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,358
[Man] Who the
[bleep] is Awkwafina?
542
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,427
[music]
543
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,529
? MTV
544
00:21:37,305 --> 00:22:37,619
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