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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:03,754 (June) BACK IN INDIANA, 2 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,464 THE BATHROOM 3 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,464 WAS ALWAYS A PRIVATE PLACE. 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,882 BUT NOW THAT 5 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,882 I LIVE IN NEW YORK, 6 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,258 LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, 7 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,258 IT'S CROWDED. 8 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,510 (door opens) 9 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,052 WHAT'S FINGER-LICKIN', 10 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,052 CHICKEN? 11 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,847 NOTHIN' MUCH, BUTT. 12 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,431 THAT RHYMED MORE 13 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,431 IN MY HEAD. 14 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,557 BUT I'M OKAY WITH IT. 15 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,058 THE BATHROOM'S ACTUALLY 16 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,058 BECOME A PLACE 17 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,686 WHERE CHLOE AND I 18 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,686 DOWNLOAD AND CATCH UP. 19 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,647 I'M JUST ABOUT 20 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,647 TO GIVE MYSELF A BRAZILIAN. 21 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,064 WANT ME TO DO YOU FIRST? 22 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,065 NO, THANKS. 23 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,108 YOU SURE, JUNE? 24 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,319 IT'S 2013. 25 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,319 LOWER THE DECK. 26 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,071 (water splashes) 27 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,240 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 28 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,240 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 29 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,075 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 30 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,744 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 31 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,744 (buzzer) 32 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,288 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 33 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,081 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 34 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,459 SO, WHO'S THE SPECIAL 35 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,459 GROOMING FOR? 36 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,920 BENJAMIN'S BACK FROM 37 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,920 HIS DIRECTING GIG IN L.A. 38 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,715 HE MADE JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT 39 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,715 KISS MELISSA McCARTHY 40 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,090 IN A MOVIE I'M REALLY 41 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,090 LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING 42 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,091 CALLED "AGNES." 43 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,760 SOUNDS GREAT. 44 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,179 YEAH. NOW HE'S DIRECTING JAMES 45 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,179 IN SOME BIG NEW COMMERCIAL 46 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,015 BEFORE HE GOES TO AUSTRALIA. 47 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,017 YOU KNOW, THIS IS 48 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,017 GONNA BE THE LONGEST 49 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,017 AMOUNT OF TIME 50 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,810 WE'VE ACTUALLY 51 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,810 EVER SPENT TOGETHER. 52 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,353 OOH! THAT'S EXCITING! 53 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,105 YEAH. I BUMPED HIM UP TO 54 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,105 NUMBER ONE ON MY GUY ROTATION. 55 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,107 NUMBERS TWO THROUGH SIX 56 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,107 ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT 57 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,109 WHILE HE PUTS 58 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,109 HIS DINGO IN MY BABY. 59 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,739 CHLOE, DID YOU TELL BENJAMIN 60 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,739 ABOUT YOUR ROTATION? 61 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,114 NO. WHY? 62 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,617 UH, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT JUST 63 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,617 SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE HAS. 64 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,285 WELL, EVERYONE SHOULD. 65 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,285 IT'S AWESOME. 66 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,328 IT'S THE PERFECT SITUATION. 67 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,163 NOBODY LOSES. 68 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,163 EVERYBODY WINS. 69 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,124 NO, ONE PERSON LOSES-- 70 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,124 THE PERSON WHO THINKS 71 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,418 THAT THEY'RE DATING 72 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,418 SOMEONE EXCLUSIVELY 73 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,127 AND THEN FINDS OUT 74 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,127 THAT'S NOT THE CASE. 75 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,757 LIKE ME IN SEVENTH GRADE WHEN 76 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,757 I WAS DATING AARON DeMAYO. 77 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,175 HE WAS A WRESTLER, 78 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,175 AND I WAS A MAT MAID-- 79 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,135 WHICH PEOPLE DON'T THINK 80 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,135 IS A REAL CHEERLEADER 81 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,137 BECAUSE WE 82 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,137 DIDN'T HAVE UNIFORMS, 83 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:39,140 WE JUST WORE WHATEVER SHADE OF 84 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:39,140 PURPLE WE HAD IN OUR CLOSET. 85 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,769 ANYWAY, I WAS HEARTBROKEN 86 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,769 WHEN I FOUND OUT 87 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:47,441 THAT AARON WAS ALSO SEEING 88 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:47,441 THERESA FISHER. 89 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,735 UGH. IS TELLING BENJAMIN 90 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,735 ABOUT MY GUY ROTATION 91 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,613 THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA GET YOU 92 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,613 TO STOP WITH THE JIBBER-JABBER? 93 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,739 IT IS. 94 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,449 FINE. BUT SO HELP ME GOD, 95 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,159 IF I HEAR ONE JIBBER 96 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,159 OR EVEN A PIECE OF JABBER, 97 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,620 I WILL FORCIBLY WAX YOU. 98 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,167 SWEET BATHROOM. WHAT'S THIS 99 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,167 COMMERCIAL FOR, ANYWAY? 100 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,167 (bell rings) 101 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,670 TOWELS? SOAP? SHOWER HEADS? 102 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,588 SUNGLASSES. 103 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,172 AWESOME. I'M WATCHING. 104 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,340 AH, YOU WON'T BE ABLE 105 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,340 TO WATCH, ACTUALLY. 106 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,174 IT'S ONLY GONNA AIR IN JAPAN. 107 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,175 JAMES IS HUGE THERE 108 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,177 EVER SINCE THREE GIRLS 109 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,177 DRESSED AS HELLO KITTY 110 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,262 WERE TRAMPLED TO DEATH 111 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,974 AT THE "VARSITY BLUES" PREMIERE 112 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,974 IN KYOTO. 113 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,016 (sighs) 114 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,646 HEY. 115 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,064 HEY YOURSELF. 116 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,107 I'M DATING FIVE OTHER GUYS. 117 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,191 I'VE GOT SIX GUYS 118 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,191 IN MY ROTATION. 119 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,193 YOU'RE KIDDING. 120 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,695 I'M DATING 121 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,695 FIVE OTHER GIRLS, 122 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,196 EXCEPT WE CALL IT 123 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,196 A "CYCLE." 124 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,490 OH, MY GOD. 125 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,490 THAT IS SO FUNNY. 126 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,075 AUSTRALIANS HAVE 127 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,075 DIFFERENT WORDS FOR EVERYTHING. 128 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,201 WE DO. 129 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,201 ISN'T DATING 130 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,201 SIX PEOPLE THE BEST? 131 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,369 BECAUSE FIVE 132 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,369 IS UNSATISFYING... 133 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,204 AND SEVEN ALLOWS 134 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,204 NO TIME TO RECOUP. 135 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,707 I JUST REMEMBERED 136 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,707 WHY I LIKE YOU. 137 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,126 YOU ARE SO... 138 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,126 HOT? 139 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,710 I WAS GONNA SAY "SLUTTY." 140 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,213 LOVE THE FIRST DAY 141 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,213 OF PRODUCTION. 142 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,424 A WHOLE NEW CREW 143 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,424 TO LOVE AND RESPECT ME. 144 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,217 YOU KNOW WHAT 145 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,217 MY FAVORITE PART IS? 146 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,219 ALL THE TOOL BELTS? 147 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,220 NO. 148 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,305 FIRST DAY 149 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,305 OF PRODUCTION SPEECH. 150 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,890 I INTRODUCE MYSELF 151 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,890 TO THE CREW, 152 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,224 SAY A FEW 153 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,224 INSPIRATIONAL WORDS, 154 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,226 LEARN TWO OF THEIR NAMES 155 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,226 TO SHOW HOW ACCESSIBLE I AM, 156 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,313 THEN SIT BACK 157 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,313 AND BASK IN THEIR ADMIRATION. 158 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,441 IT'S MY FUEL. 159 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,441 KEEPS ME RUNNING. 160 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,444 EVERY DAY, I LEARN FROM YOU. 161 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,444 MM. 162 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,320 (clatter) 163 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,237 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE! 164 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,407 UM, I'M BENJAMIN LOVETT, 165 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,407 YOUR DIRECTOR. 166 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,910 JUST WANNA SAY 167 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,910 A FEW WORDS BEFORE WE START. 168 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,245 NOW I KNOW SOME OF YOU 169 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,245 MAY BE WONDERING 170 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,541 WHY WE'RE DOING A COMMERCIAL 171 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,541 FOR SUNGLASSES IN A BATHROOM. 172 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,417 ESPECIALLY YOU, JOEL, MIKEY. 173 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,294 TWO NAMES. 174 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:35,256 BUT SO MUCH OF LIFE 175 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:35,256 HAPPENS IN BATHROOMS, 176 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,926 SO MANY INTIMATE 177 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,926 AND IMPORTANT MOMENTS. 178 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,260 THINK ABOUT IT-- 179 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,262 WHEN ARE YOU MOST VULNERABLE? 180 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,263 WHEN YOU'RE NAKED. 181 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,307 AND WHERE ARE YOU MOST NAKED? 182 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,267 IN THE BATHROOM. 183 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,728 MM. 184 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,438 AND BEING NAKED... IS SEXY, 185 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,193 AND SUNGLASSES... ARE SEXY. 186 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,446 SO WE'RE GONNA MAKE 187 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,446 THIS BATHROOM... SEXY... 188 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,281 AND STEAMY... 189 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,492 AND WET. 190 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,492 (chuckles) 191 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,287 BECAUSE 192 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,287 BATHROOMS EQUALS SEXY... 193 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,290 EQUALS SUNGLASSES. 194 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,417 THANK YOU. 195 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,922 I CAN'T FOLLOW THAT. 196 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,297 YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO... 197 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 INSPIRING FIRST DAY 198 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 OF PRODUCTION SPEECHES. 199 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,760 THE S.O.B. USURPED ME. 200 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,303 HE "ALL ABOUT EVE-d" YOU. 201 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,304 WHAT? 202 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,766 OH. SORRY. 203 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,766 HE "SHOWGIRL-ed" YOU. 204 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,103 HE DID BETTER 205 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,103 THAN YOU DID. 206 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,104 UHH. 207 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,232 HEY. I REALLY LIKED 208 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,232 YOUR SPEECH. 209 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,025 OH, YEAH? WHICH PART? 210 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,360 (Icona Pop) 211 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,360 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 212 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,320 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 213 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,698 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 214 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,324 (moaning) 215 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,244 SOMEONE IS IN HERE! 216 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,244 OCUPADO! 217 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,537 JUNE, WE'RE HAVING SEX IN 218 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,537 BATHROOMS ALL ACROSS THE CITY. 219 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,747 WE JUST CAME FROM A DELI. 220 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,207 WE GAVE SOME OLD FAKAKTAS 221 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,207 A SHOW. 222 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,417 EW. WHY ARE YOU 223 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,417 HAVING SEX IN BATHROOMS? 224 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,836 TELL HER, BEN. TELL HER 225 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,836 IN THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. 226 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,922 BECAUSE BATHROOMS 227 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,922 ARE SEXY. 228 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,090 MMM! (squeals) 229 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,341 (clatters) 230 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,052 MY PREP STATION! 231 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,344 (moans) 232 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,346 WELL, DID YOU AT LEAST 233 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,346 TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR-- 234 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,057 MY ROTATION? YEAH, 235 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,057 HE'S TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 236 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,516 I HAVE ONE, TOO. 237 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,516 A CYCLE. 238 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,979 WELL, GOOD. I GUESS AS LONG AS 239 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,979 YOU TWO ARE ON THE SAME PAGE... 240 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,396 JUNE, SOME SEX 241 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,396 IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN 242 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,356 RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE STANDING, 243 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,356 SO EITHER GET IN OR GET OUT. 244 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,359 BUT I'M NOT FINISHED YET. 245 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,359 I'M STILL DOING MY LEFT EYE. 246 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,360 OH, GOD! 247 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,362 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 248 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,364 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 249 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,616 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 250 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,161 12 BATHROOMS IN 24 HOURS? 251 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,161 (panting) 252 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,369 IF THAT'S NOT A RECORD, 253 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,747 I'D LIKE TO MEET 254 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,747 THE BASTARDS WHO BEAT US. 255 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,624 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA 256 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,624 BE HERE FOR A MONTH. 257 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,376 WE MIGHT WANT TO... 258 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,376 PACE OURSELVES. 259 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,962 OH, AM I WEARING YOU OUT? 260 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,422 IS THE OLD MAN GETTING TIRED? 261 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,422 DO YOU WANT A PEPPERMINT? 262 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,381 (water splashes) 263 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,381 (giggles) 264 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,302 I'M JUST SAYING, 265 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,302 AT SOME POINT, 266 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,385 WE MIGHT HAVE TO 267 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,385 PUT SOME CLOTHES ON 268 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,222 AND USE OUR MOUTHS FOR FOOD. 269 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,265 (gasps) I KNOW A STRIP CLUB 270 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,184 THAT HAS A GREAT 271 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,184 CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD. 272 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,393 THAT SOUNDS GROSS AND DELICIOUS 273 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,393 AT THE SAME TIME. LET'S GO. 274 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,189 (water sloshing) 275 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,064 WHOA! 276 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,026 (thud) 277 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,026 (laughs) OH, NO. BENJAMIN. 278 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,486 SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE GOT 279 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,486 A DISLOCATED SHOULDER. 280 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,446 NOW THAT I SEE YOU 281 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,446 LYING HERE, 282 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,073 I REALIZE WHAT 283 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,073 I SHOULD HAVE DONE-- 284 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,407 INSTEAD OF COVERING YOU 285 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,407 WITH A TOWEL, 286 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,285 I SHOULD HAVE PUT 287 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,285 A SMALL LOOFAH OVER YOUR JUNK. 288 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,452 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 289 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,452 VERY FUNNY. 290 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,413 I REGRET NOT DOING THAT 291 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,413 VERY MUCH. 292 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,041 SO WE JUST GOTTA GET YOU 293 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,041 TO THE HOSPITAL. 294 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,126 I'M JUST GONNA NEED 295 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,126 SOME INFO FIRST. 296 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,419 WHAT'S YOUR DATE OF BIRTH? 297 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,419 APRIL 28, 1982. 298 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,421 ANY ALLERGIES? 299 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,549 OTHER THAN THIS HOT POTATO 300 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,549 RIGHT HERE? (clicks tongue) 301 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,427 AN "IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY" 302 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,427 CONTACT? 303 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,263 MELINDA ST. CLAIRE, 2-1-2... 304 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,806 MELINDA ST. CLAIRE? 305 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,806 WHO'S THAT? 306 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,351 OH, SHE'S THE NUMBER ONE GIRL 307 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,351 IN MY CYCLE. 308 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,435 THAT'S SO FUNNY. 309 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,730 IN CANADA, 310 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,730 WE CALL IT A LOOP. 311 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:37,939 (door slams) 312 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,864 HELLO, FRIEND. 313 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,449 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 314 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,868 (presses button) 315 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,162 (The Cranberries) ♪ DO YOU HAVE 316 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,162 TO LET IT LINGER? ♪ 317 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,538 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 318 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,873 I KNOW YOU SAID 319 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,873 IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU 320 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,667 THAT MELINDA ST. CLAIRE 321 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,667 IS NUMBER ONE IN BEN'S CYCLE. 322 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,461 BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND 323 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,461 THAT YOU'RE NOT FEELING HURT. 324 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,548 HE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE, 325 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,548 AND YOU'RE NOT HIS. 326 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,884 THAT IS JACKED UP. 327 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,761 JUNE, I'VE ALREADY MOVED ON 328 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,761 TO OTHER GUYS IN MY ROTATION. 329 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,512 I DON'T REALLY CARE. 330 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,512 SHH! 331 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,473 JUST LET THE PERFECT BREAKUP 332 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,473 SONG HEAL YOUR WOUNDS. 333 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,475 TAKE YOUR FINGER 334 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,475 OFF MY FACE. 335 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,270 SORRY. THAT WAS TOO MUCH. 336 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,480 JUNE, I DON'T CARE 337 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,480 HOW BEN RANKS HIS CYCLE. 338 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,482 WHY DO YOU THINK I DATE 339 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,482 SIX GUYS AT A TIME? 340 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,110 FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON. 341 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,485 ONE GETS ANNOYING, 342 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,485 ANOTHER ONE SLIPS RIGHT IN. 343 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,486 IT'S HOW PAT RILEY 344 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,486 RAN THE KNICKS. 345 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,988 IT'S HOW I RUN MY SEX LIFE. 346 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,573 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE 347 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,573 BEING HONEST WITH YOURSELF. 348 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,535 (sighs) 349 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,535 AND ANOTHER GUY ISN'T GONNA 350 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,535 HELP YOU GET OVER BENJAMIN. 351 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,494 YOU HAVE TO MOURN, 352 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,663 AND YOU HAVE TO EAT 353 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,663 ICE CREAM, 354 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,791 AND YOU HAVE TO BUILD 355 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,791 A SHRINE. 356 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,542 THAT'S WHAT I DID 357 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,542 IN SEVENTH GRADE 358 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,503 WHEN ME AND AARON DeMAYO 359 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,503 BROKE UP. 360 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,756 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO 361 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,756 LET IT LINGER? ♪ 362 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,968 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO, 363 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,968 DO YOU HAVE TO ♪ 364 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,511 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO 365 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,511 LET IT LINGER? ♪ 366 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,511 (knock on door) 367 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,888 HONEY, WE KNOW YOU'RE HURTING, 368 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,141 BUT ENOUGH OF 369 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,141 THIS GOSH-DARNED SONG. 370 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,768 DONALD, DO NOT ALMOST 371 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,768 SAY "GOD" IN ANGER. 372 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,604 THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL 373 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,604 SO MUCH BETTER. 374 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,107 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO 375 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,107 LET IT LINGER? ♪ 376 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,525 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO, 377 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,525 DO YOU HAVE TO ♪ 378 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,612 ♪ DO YOU HAVE TO 379 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,612 LET IT LINGER? ♪ 380 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,157 MY FRIEND ALVIN AND I WOULD 381 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,157 PERFORM THAT AT OPEN MIC NIGHT, 382 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,201 AND WE WOULD... 383 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,201 ♪ CRUSH IT ♪ 384 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,535 HE'S DEAD NOW. 385 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,538 ♪♪♪ 386 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,041 PLEASE ENJOY YOUR COFFEE, 387 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,041 COURTESY OF JAMES VAN DER BEEK. 388 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,377 A CUP O' JOE 389 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,377 FROM A REGULAR JOE. 390 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,545 HOPE THIS FINALLY 391 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,545 WINS THEIR ADMIRATION. 392 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,256 WELL, IT'S WORKING FOR ME. 393 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,548 I HAVEN'T HAD 394 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,548 A MACCHIATO IN AGES, 395 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,343 AND I AM BUZZING. 396 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,343 (laughs) 397 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,261 JAMES. THANKS FOR 398 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,261 THE COFFEE. 399 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,846 HEY. NO PROBLEM. 400 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,806 HEY, WE NEED A FOURTH 401 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,806 FOR BASKETBALL. YOU WANT IN? 402 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,600 OH. YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD 403 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,600 MEMORIZE MY LINES 404 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,601 WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR BEN, 405 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,021 BUT FOR YOU GUYS, 406 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,021 FOR MY CREW... 407 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,565 LET'S GO, BALLERS. 408 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,817 (laughs) 409 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,817 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 410 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,152 HEY, GUYS. 411 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,152 SORRY I'M LATE. 412 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,569 WHAT HAPPENED? 413 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,072 I, UH, INJURED MYSELF 414 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,072 DURING SEX. 415 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,574 YEAH, YOU DID. 416 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 LOOK, EVEN THOUGH 417 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 I'M IN INCREDIBLE PAIN 418 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,662 AND QUITE HIGH 419 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,662 ON PRESCRIPTION MEDS, 420 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,665 NOTHING IS GONNA KEEP ME 421 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,665 FROM COMPLETING THIS COMMERCIAL 422 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,418 FOR YOU GUYS... 423 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,418 (slaps shoulder) 424 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,295 MY CREW. 425 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,880 LET'S GET TO WORK. 426 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,880 (indistinct conversations) 427 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,006 W-- 428 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,590 WE WERE SO CLOSE. 429 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,590 WE WERE... 430 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,758 WE WERE GONNA PLAY BALL, 431 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,386 AND YOU WERE GONNA 432 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,386 MAKE UP A NAME FOR ME, 433 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,762 LIKE "VAN DER JAM" 434 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,762 OR "HOOPSTA." 435 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,307 DON'T WORRY, MAN. 436 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,307 I'LL PLAY BALL WITH YA... 437 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,892 AFTER I HUG BEN. 438 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,894 GOSH. HE'S INSPIRING, 439 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,894 YOU KNOW? (chuckles) 440 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,021 PLUS, HE'S, LIKE, YOKED. 441 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,606 HE MUST HAVE A HOME GYM. 442 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,608 I'M GONNA ASK HIM 443 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,608 DURING THE HUG. 444 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,611 (Icona Pop's "I Love It" 445 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,611 playing) 446 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,613 ♪ YOU'RE FROM THE '70s ♪ 447 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,824 ♪ BUT I'M A '90s BITCH ♪ 448 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,076 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 449 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,618 I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED, 450 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,618 CHLOE. 451 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,620 I'M SO GLAD YOU GROUNDED 452 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,620 YOUR PLANE, DEREK. 453 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,622 (laughs) 454 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,874 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 455 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,625 YOU EVER FOOL AROUND 456 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,625 IN A BATHROOM BEFORE? 457 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,877 MELINDA TIMES. 458 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,087 WHAT? 459 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,629 I'M IN 460 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,629 THE MELINDA HIGH CLUB. 461 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,215 BEFORE WE GET STARTED, 462 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,215 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 463 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,633 I TESTED POSITIVE 464 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,633 FOR MELINDA. 465 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,634 ARE YOU ON BIRTH CONTROL? 466 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,636 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE 467 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,636 TO WEAR A MELINDA. 468 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,556 (gasps) 469 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,848 SIX GUYS ALL RUINED, 470 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,016 AND SOME BITCH NAMED MELINDA'S 471 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,016 IN MY HEAD, 472 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,060 AND IT'S ALL BEN'S FAULT. 473 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,644 HOW COULD THE CREW 474 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,644 CHOOSE BEN OVER ME? 475 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,688 I OFFERED THEM 476 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,688 MY FRIENDSHIP. 477 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,814 I WOULD KILL TO BE FRIENDS 478 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,814 WITH ME. 479 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,649 LITERALLY, I--IF SOMEBODY 480 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,649 WAS FRIENDS WITH ME, 481 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,651 I WOULD KILL THEM SO I COULD 482 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,651 BE FRIENDS WITH ME. 483 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,654 WHO RIPPED OUT 484 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,654 THE MIDDLE OF MY BOOK? 485 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,656 I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU. 486 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,658 I TRIED TO HOOK UP WITH 487 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,658 THE OTHER GUYS IN MY ROTATION. 488 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,660 BUT I KEPT HEARING THEM 489 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,660 SAY "MELINDA." 490 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,746 CHLOE, THIS IS WHAT 491 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,746 I WAS SAYING BEFORE. 492 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,499 IT BUGS YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT 493 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,499 BEN'S NUMBER ONE. 494 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,833 FOR THE FIRST TIME 495 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,833 IN YOUR LIFE, 496 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,960 YOU ARE JEALOUS. 497 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,711 PLEASE. 498 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,711 I DON'T GET JEALOUS. 499 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,755 I MAKE JEALOUS 500 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,755 IN OTHER PEOPLE. 501 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,340 I MAKE OTHER PEOPLE 502 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,340 JEALOUS. 503 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,675 YEAH, SO DID I. 504 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,675 NOW LOOK AT US. 505 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,677 WE WERE ONCE GOLDEN GODS. 506 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,677 NOW... 507 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,263 WE'RE NUMBER TWOS. 508 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,390 TWO NUMBER TWOS 509 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,390 IN A TUB. 510 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,767 I BOUGHT THAT DVD 511 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,767 IN GERMANY. 512 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,727 WEIRD COUNTRY. 513 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,313 CHLOE, THERE IS A REASON 514 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,189 WHY YOU ARE SITTING HERE 515 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,189 IN THIS TUB 516 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,691 INSTEAD OF OUT 517 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,691 WITH YOUR FIVE OTHER GUYS. 518 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,987 BENJAMIN IS MORE THAN JUST 519 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,987 SOMEONE IN YOUR ROTATION. 520 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,697 MAYBE HE IS. 521 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,699 WELL, I MEAN, DO YOU WANT 522 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,699 TO BE EXCLUSIVE WITH HIM? 523 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,286 NO MORE ROTATION, 524 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,286 JUST HIM? 525 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,703 (sighs) MAYBE I DO. 526 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,623 WELL, THEN TALK TO HIM. 527 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,958 TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 528 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,752 (exhales) 529 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:14,715 OW! 530 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,717 THAT'S JUST ME BEING 531 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,717 UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE TRUTH. 532 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,719 (exhales) THANK YOU, JUNE. 533 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,641 HOW LONG HAVE THOSE 534 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,641 BEEN IN? 535 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,766 AN HOUR. 536 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,268 TAKE 'EM OUT. 537 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,733 BENJAMIN LOVETT? 538 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,569 WE'RE WITH 539 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,569 U.S. IMMIGRATION SERVICES. 540 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,778 WE NEED TO SEE 541 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,778 YOUR WORK VISA. 542 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,947 UH, YEAH. 543 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,576 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND 544 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,576 EVERYTHING'S CURRENT 545 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,827 AND UP TO DATE. 546 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,954 YEP, SURE IS. 547 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,954 GREAT. 548 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,331 BUT YOU'RE STILL 549 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,331 GETTING DEPORTED. 550 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,167 (chuckles) WHAT IS THIS, 551 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,167 SOME KIND OF JOKE? 552 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,169 NO, SIR. 553 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,169 THIS COMES FROM THE VERY TOP. 554 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,795 WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU 555 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,795 ON A PLANE BACK TO AUSTRALIA. 556 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,922 WH--HEY, 557 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,922 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 558 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,467 WH-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 559 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,760 (cell phone rings) 560 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,221 (beep) 561 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,221 HELLO. 562 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,222 IT'S DONE. 563 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,683 THANKS, JULIUS. 564 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,683 I OWE YOU ONE. 565 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:05,808 SO CAN I TAKE YOU 566 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:05,808 ON MY BROTHER'S HOUSEBOAT 567 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,477 LIKE YOU PROMISED? 568 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,769 IS THERE ANY WAY 569 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,938 BENJAMIN'S DEPORTATION 570 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,938 CAN BE UNDONE? 571 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,773 NOPE. IT'S ALREADY 572 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,773 BEEN PROCESSED. 573 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,816 THEN, NO. 574 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,235 (beep) 575 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,444 (door slams) 576 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,701 CHLOE. 577 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,826 HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY 578 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,826 I WAS WITH? 579 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,870 HE'S SOMETHING CALLED 580 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,870 AN INSURANCE ADJUSTER. 581 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,455 SO HOT. 582 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,790 I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING HIM 583 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,790 A SPOT IN MY ROTATION. 584 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,791 WHAT ABOUT BEN? 585 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,793 HE HAS CALLED THE APARTMENT 586 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,793 A THOUSAND TIMES. 587 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,795 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO 588 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,795 TELL HIM HOW YOU FELT, 589 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,796 NOT GET HIM DEPORTED. 590 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,215 WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT 591 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,467 AND I REALIZED I FELT 592 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,467 LIKE GETTING HIM DEPORTED. 593 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,843 OH, GOSH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 594 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,843 I AM DONE. 595 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,513 I AM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU 596 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,513 ANY MORE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. 597 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,805 OKAY. 598 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,099 BUT THE LAST THING 599 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,099 THAT I'LL SAY 600 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,642 IS JUST BECAUSE 601 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,642 YOU GOT BEN DEPORTED 602 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,851 DOESN'T MEAN 603 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,851 THAT YOU'LL BE OVER HIM. 604 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,439 HE'S STILL GOING TO BE 605 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,439 IN HERE AND IN HERE. 606 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,316 THE ONLY PLACE THAT 607 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,316 A GUY SHOULD BE IS HERE. 608 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,484 JUNE, I'M NOT LIKE YOU. 609 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,736 I DON'T GET TWISTED UP 610 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,736 OVER GUYS. 611 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,029 I HAVE GREAT EXPERIENCES 612 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,029 AND I MOVE ON. 613 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,822 I DON'T GET TWISTED UP 614 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,822 OVER GUYS EITHER. 615 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,824 I JUST KNOW YOU CAN'T DO 616 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,824 SOMETHING SO SELFISH 617 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,826 THAT IT AFFECTS SOMEONE 618 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,826 FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE. 619 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,995 I COULD'VE DONE THAT, TOO. 620 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,997 AFTER AARON BROKE UP WITH ME, 621 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,208 I WAS MOVING ON 622 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,208 WITH MY OWN LIFE... 623 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,208 (spritzes) 624 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,710 WHEN I DISCOVERED 625 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,836 THAT THERESA FISHER 626 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,922 WAS A SMOKER. 627 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,922 (liquid splashes) 628 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,091 I COULD'VE BUSTED HER 629 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,091 AND GOTTEN HER EXPELLED 630 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,094 AND HAD AARON ALL TO MYSELF, 631 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,094 BUT I CHOSE NOT TO, 632 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,055 BECAUSE YOU DON'T MESS 633 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,055 WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 634 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,848 BUT WHAT IF I HAD MADE 635 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,848 A DIFFERENT CHOICE? 636 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,850 MAYBE AARON AND I 637 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,850 WOULD'VE KEPT DATING. 638 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,729 MAYBE WE'D STILL BE TOGETHER. 639 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,729 WHO KNOWS? 640 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,856 THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP 641 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,856 TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY. 642 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,777 BECAUSE YOU THINK 643 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,777 HE'S THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. 644 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,069 WHAT? 645 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,069 NO, I DON'T THINK THAT. 646 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,321 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 647 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,739 THAT'S WHY 648 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,739 YOU'RE STILL OBSESSED 649 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,116 WITH SOME GUY WHO DUMPED YOU 650 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,116 A MILLION YEARS AGO. 651 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,701 JUNE, I MADE OUT 652 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,701 WITH TWO GIRLS 653 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,286 WHILE YOU WERE TELLING ME 654 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,286 THAT STUPID STORY. 655 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,246 YOU NEED TO MOVE ON 656 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,246 WITH YOUR LIFE. 657 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,540 (clank) 658 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,540 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 659 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,874 HELPING YOU. 660 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,875 ALSO HELPING YOU. 661 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,127 IF YOU'RE GONNA GRAB MY BOOB, 662 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,127 JUST GRAB IT. 663 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,878 BUT DON'T TEASE ME. 664 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,798 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 665 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:00,965 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 666 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,676 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 667 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,511 GREAT DAY, ISN'T IT? 668 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,554 BEN'S BEEN DEPORTED. 669 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,389 THE CREW IS IN A PANIC. 670 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,601 WHAT THEY NEED RIGHT NOW 671 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,601 IS A LEADER, A ROCK. 672 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,935 AND YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 673 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,145 ME? 674 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,896 (chuckles) 675 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,896 I'M JUST KIDDING, JAMES. 676 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,898 I KNOW IT'S YOU. 677 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,110 I'M JUST TRYING 678 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,110 TO KEEP IT LIGHT. 679 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,612 (clears throat) 680 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,906 ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, EVERYONE. 681 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,993 UH, I KNOW IT'S A SHAME 682 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,993 ABOUT BEN BEING DEPORTED, 683 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,954 BUT I JUST WANNA LET YOU GUYS 684 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,954 KNOW THAT I AM STILL HERE. 685 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,914 I'M NOT GOING TO ABANDON YOU. 686 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,209 MY AGENT TALKED TO 687 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,209 THE PRODUCTION COMPANY 688 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,169 AND CONVINCED THEM THAT WE'VE 689 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,169 ALREADY SHOT ENOUGH FOOTAGE 690 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,920 TO CUT TOGETHER 691 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,920 A GREAT COMMERCIAL. 692 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,131 SO ARTISTICALLY, 693 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,131 YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO WORRY. 694 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,551 YOUR WORK WILL BE SEEN. 695 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,927 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT 696 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,927 FOR ANOTHER WEEK. 697 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,304 WILL WE STILL GET PAID? 698 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,640 I DON'T SEE HOW. 699 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,184 ANYWAY, ISN'T THIS AWESOME? 700 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,645 I GOT US THE REST OF THE WEEK 701 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,645 OFF! (laughs) 702 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,022 WHO'S UP FOR SUSHI 703 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,022 AND A MATINEE? 704 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,107 (singsongy) 705 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,107 CALIFORNIA ROLL! 706 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,942 ♪ OOH, LA LA LA ♪ 707 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,944 WE CAN'T GO IN HERE. 708 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,944 THIS IS WHERE MEN GO. 709 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,780 I DID NOT GET 710 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,780 MY PILOT LOVER DEREK 711 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,741 TO GET US ON 712 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,741 A LAST-MINUTE FLIGHT TO INDIANA 713 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825 TO COME TO 714 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825 A LOBSTER BARREL BATHROOM 715 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,744 AND NOT CONFRONT AARON DeMAYO. 716 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,537 AARON DeMAYO! 717 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,997 (toilet flushes) 718 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,997 GET OUT HERE! 719 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,875 (gasps) JUNE. 720 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,960 IF THIS IS HIM, 721 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,960 I GET IT AND I AM IN. 722 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,962 (flushes) 723 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,591 JUNE? 724 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,591 HEY, AARON! 725 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,134 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 726 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,803 JUNE STILL HAS YOUR 727 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,803 OLD PHONE NUMBER MEMORIZED. 728 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,179 AND YOUR MOM SAID 729 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,179 YOU'D BE HERE. 730 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,973 NOW JUNE IS GONNA 731 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,973 SCREW IT OUT WITH YOU 732 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,183 SO SHE REALIZES THAT YOU'RE 733 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,183 NOT THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY 734 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,976 AND FINALLY MOVES ON. 735 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,896 NO! NO, I-I-I DON'T WANT 736 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,896 TO SCREW. 737 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,979 I'M HERE BECAUSE 738 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,232 MY CRAZY ROOMMATE IS TRYING 739 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,232 TO PROVE A POINT. 740 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,026 SHE THINKS THAT YOU AND I HAVE 741 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,026 "UNFINISHED BUSINESS." 742 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,779 SHE'S GOING THROUGH A THING 743 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,779 WITH A GUY, 744 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,154 AND I'M TRYING TO TELL HER 745 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,783 THAT SHE CAN'T DO 746 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,783 WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO PEOPLE. 747 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,992 LIKE, WHEN I BUSTED 748 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,992 THERESA FISHER FOR SMOKING 749 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,995 AND I COULD'VE GOTTEN HER 750 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,995 EXPELLED BUT I CHOSE NOT TO. 751 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,998 OH, MY GOD. I TOTALLY FORGOT 752 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,998 THAT THERESA USED TO SMOKE. 753 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,000 (laughs) 754 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,000 I'M SURPRISED A.J. WAS 755 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,628 BORN WITH ALL HIS FINGERS 756 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,628 AND TOES. 757 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,296 (laughs) WAIT. WHO'S A.J.? 758 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,005 OH, SORRY. A.J.'s OUR SON. 759 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,008 WAIT. 760 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,008 YOU AND THERESA ARE MARRIED? 761 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,094 AARON, WHAT IS TAKING YOU 762 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,094 SO LONG? 763 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,888 A.J.'s INSISTING ON GOING 764 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,888 IN THE MEN'S ROOM, 765 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,013 BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK 766 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,013 TO THE TABLE, 767 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,850 AND NOW I'VE LEFT THE TWINS 768 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,850 ALONE WITH THEIR MAC AND CHEESE. 769 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,061 GOD, THIS IS SO REAL. 770 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,061 HEARTLAND. 771 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,231 HEY, THERESA. HI, I'M JUNE. 772 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,231 WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 773 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,317 YEAH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 774 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,317 AARON, CAN YA TAKE A.J.? 775 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,110 HE KEEPS SAYING 776 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,110 HE'S GONNA EXPLODE. 777 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,862 KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE 778 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,862 OF SOMETHING HERE. 779 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,029 OH. OKAY. 780 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,198 NO, I'LL DO IT. 781 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,198 THAT'S FINE. 782 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,033 BUT I AM GOING TO CABO 783 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,033 AT THE END OF THE MONTH 784 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,912 WITH MY SISTER, 785 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,912 AND I'M DRINKING TEQUILA. 786 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,708 THERE'S A LITTLE BOY IN THERE, 787 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,708 AND THAT WEIRDS ME OUT. 788 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,045 AARON, I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU 789 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,045 AND THERESA ENDED UP TOGETHER. 790 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,130 (Theresa) LIVIN' THE DREAM! 791 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,465 GUESS IT WAS FATE. 792 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,343 YEAH. OR IT WAS ME. 793 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,343 (chuckles) 794 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,470 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 795 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:57,057 WELL, IF, YOU KNOW, 796 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:57,057 I'D GOTTEN THERESA EXPELLED, 797 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,059 THINGS MIGHT'VE TURNED OUT 798 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,059 DIFFERENTLY. 799 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,062 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU AND I 800 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,062 WOULD'VE KEPT ON DATING. 801 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,064 MAYBE WE'D STILL BE DATING. 802 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,067 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I'D BE 803 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,067 THE ONE IN THERE IN THE STALL, 804 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,319 HELPING A.J. GO. 805 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,488 (Theresa) HEY, GET IN HERE, 806 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,488 HONEY! KNOCK YOURSELF OUT! 807 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,992 JUNE, THIS PICTURE 808 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,992 THAT YOU'RE PAINTING... 809 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,535 DO YOU REALLY WANT IT? 810 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,161 DO YOU REALLY WANNA 811 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,161 LIVE HERE 812 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,164 WITH THIS GUY AND THAT BABY 813 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,164 AND THESE LOBSTERS? 814 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,249 WELL, I... 815 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,751 OR DID YOU JUST GET HUNG UP 816 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,751 ON THE IDEA 817 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,587 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THIS GUY 818 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,587 WAS THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY? 819 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,090 YOU'RE RIGHT. 820 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,386 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 821 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,386 I-I DON'T WANT THIS. 822 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,179 I WANT THIS. 823 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,097 OH, I KNEW IT. 824 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,017 JUNE, I KISSED THOSE GIRLS 825 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,768 TO ILLUSTRATE HOW BORING 826 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,768 YOUR STORY WAS. 827 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,104 IF I MISLED YOU IN SOME WAY, 828 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,104 I'M-- 829 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,104 NO! NO! 830 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,106 I WANT WHAT YOU REPRESENT-- 831 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,360 MY LIFE IN NEW YORK, 832 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,360 THE LIFE THAT I ALREADY HAVE. 833 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,154 SEE? I TOLD YOU. YOU MAKE 834 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,154 A BIG MOVE AND YOU GET CLARITY. 835 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,531 YOU JUST HAD TO GET AARON DeMAYO 836 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,531 OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, 837 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,115 THE SAME WAY I HAD TO DO 838 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,115 WITH BENJAMIN. 839 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,410 OH, BENJAMIN IS THIS GUY 840 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,410 THAT I GOT DEPORTED. 841 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,578 IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY, 842 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,120 BUT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT 843 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,120 RIGHT NOW. 844 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,122 (Chloe) WE WERE FINALLY GOING 845 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,122 TO BE IN THE SAME CITY 846 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,750 FOR A LONG STRETCH OF TIME, 847 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,543 SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE SEX IN 848 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,543 BATHROOMS EVERYWHERE WE COULD. 849 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,587 WE DID IT IN MY APARTMENT, 850 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,587 DIANE SAWYER'S DRESSING ROOM, 851 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,755 AN R.V... 852 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,130 OH, MY GOD. 853 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,130 WHAT AM I DOING? 854 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,340 WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT 855 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,383 SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 856 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,383 A MILLION YEARS AGO? 857 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,634 THAT WAS YESTERDAY. 858 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 EXACTLY! 859 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 WHY HAVEN'T I MOVED ON? 860 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,096 CAN SOMEONE HAND ME 861 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,096 ALL THE PAPER TOWELS? 862 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,935 YOU HAVEN'T MOVED ON YET 863 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,935 BECAUSE HE'S STILL 864 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,978 IN THERE AND THERE, 865 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,855 EVEN THOUGH 866 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,855 HE'S NOT IN THERE. 867 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,566 I'M NOT OVER HIM. 868 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,319 (knock on door) 869 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,613 OCCUPIED. 870 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,239 (Derek) IT'S YOUR CAPTAIN. 871 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,954 HEY, I'M--I'M DEREK. 872 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,247 UH, NUMBER THREE 873 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,247 IN CHLOE'S ROTATION. 874 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,165 YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. 875 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,172 HELLO? 876 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,172 SORRY. I'M SORRY. 877 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,675 WHAT THE HELL, CHLOE?! 878 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,675 YOU HAD ME DEPORTED?! 879 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,176 I CAN'T COME BACK TO THE STATES 880 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,176 FOR A YEAR! 881 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,304 FINE! SCREW YOU! 882 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,304 (beep) 883 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,182 (rings, beep) 884 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,851 SORRY. I'M... 885 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,186 THIS IS ME TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. 886 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,186 ALL RIGHT? 887 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,396 I'M SORRY. 888 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,815 WHY'D YOU DO IT? 889 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,191 I... HAD TO. 890 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,070 YOU SAID MELINDA WAS YOUR 891 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,070 NUMBER ONE, AND I GOT JEALOUS. 892 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,613 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? 893 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,283 YOU COULD'VE TALKED TO ME ABOUT 894 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,283 IT INSTEAD OF RUINING MY LIFE. 895 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,452 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT 896 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,452 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 897 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,122 I DON'T WANT TO WANT THIS. 898 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,916 I MEAN, MAYBE SOMEDAY DOWN 899 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,916 THE ROAD, WHEN WE'RE OLD... 900 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,208 UNLESS YOU DON'T AGE WELL. 901 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,210 I HAVE A FEELING 902 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,210 YOUR NECK COULD GET GROSS. 903 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,379 YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY 904 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,379 TO CARE ABOUT SOMEBODY. 905 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,714 I KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY 906 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,714 I'M CALLING YOU. 907 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,257 I'M SORRY THAT I DID THIS 908 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,257 TO YOU. 909 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,509 THANK YOU. 910 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,218 BUT I'M NOT SORRY 911 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,218 I DID THIS FOR ME. 912 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220 I'M NOT READY FOR ALL THIS. 913 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,222 I GET IT. 914 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,018 MAYBE SOMEDAY. 915 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,435 YOU'RE GONNA HANG UP ON ME NOW, 916 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,435 AREN'T YOU? 917 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,187 YES. 918 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,187 (beep) 919 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,233 (pours martinis) 920 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,111 HEY. 921 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,488 HOW'D IT GO? 922 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,488 GOOD. 923 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,699 WELL, CHEERS TO US. 924 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,241 TO MOVING ON. 925 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,243 I FINALLY GOT OVER 926 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,243 THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY, 927 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,705 AND YOU... GOT AWAY. 928 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,247 (clink) 929 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,332 I TOLD YOU IT'S DUMB 930 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,332 TO GET CAUGHT UP WITH ONE GUY. 931 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,250 IT'S CLAUSTROPHOBIC. 932 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,878 IT'S LIKE LIVING IN 933 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,878 A BIG BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT 934 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,295 AND ONLY HANGING OUT 935 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,295 IN THE BATHROOM. 936 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,965 (Des'ree's "You Gotta Be" 937 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,965 playing) 938 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,257 WHAT'S GOING ON? 939 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,300 BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH, 940 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,180 THIS WAS MY FAVORITE 941 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,180 POST-BREAKUP EMPOWERMENT SONG. 942 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,264 (singing along) 943 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,264 ♪ LISTEN AS YOUR DAY UNFOLDS ♪ 944 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,976 ♪ CHALLENGE WHAT 945 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,976 THE FUTURE HOLDS ♪ 946 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:31,271 ♪ TRY AND KEEP YOUR HEAD UP 947 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:31,271 TO THE SKY ♪ 948 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,149 ♪ YOU GOTTA BE ♪ 949 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,275 (humming) 950 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,275 ♪ YOU GOTTA BE BAD, 951 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,275 YOU GOTTA BE BOLD ♪ 952 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,277 ♪ YOU GOTTA BE-- ♪ 953 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,277 (music stops) 954 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,279 (clatter) 955 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,279 BIG MOVE. 956 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,365 YEP. THANKS. 957 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,365 (door slams) 958 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,288 (thud) 959 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,707 (slow motion voice) AAH! 960 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,917 (thuds) 961 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,292 AAH! 962 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,292 (thuds) 963 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,920 AAH! 964 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,295 (woman speaks Japanese) 965 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:59,258 ♪♪♪ 966 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,511 (James speaks Japanese) 967 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,271 (James and woman 968 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,271 speak Japanese) 969 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,318 (gong crashes) 970 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,318 (woman speaking Japanese) 57044

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