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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:03,295 (June) I'M LEARNING 2 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:03,295 THAT AS RELATIONSHIPS EVOLVE 3 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,089 AND THE LAYERS ARE PEELED BACK, 4 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,091 YOU CAN START TO SEE YOUR 5 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,091 FRIENDS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. 6 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,427 SOMETIMES THEY SURPRISE YOU, 7 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,095 AND SOMETIMES THEY DON'T. 8 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,474 HEY, JUNE. 9 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,685 ALLEN. 10 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,685 YOU'RE TALKING TO ME 11 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,770 INSTEAD OF SPREADING RUMORS 12 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,770 THAT I'M BI. 13 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,480 WELL, LOOK, IN MY DEFENSE, 14 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,480 I ONLY DID THAT 15 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,483 BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME 16 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,483 A FAT BEAST BEHIND MY BACK. 17 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,067 I NEVER CALLED YOU A FAT BEAST. 18 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,067 I WAS SAY-- 19 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,278 IT'S OKAY, JUNE. 20 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,278 I'M OVER IT. SERIOUSLY. 21 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,071 AND IN THE SPIRIT 22 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,071 OF FORGIVENESS, 23 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,073 I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU SOMEPLACE 24 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,073 THAT'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME. 25 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,868 I WOULD LOVE TO. 26 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,704 I MEAN, THAT IS SO GREAT OF YOU 27 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,704 TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON. 28 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,039 I'D LOVE TO. 29 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,585 I WANTED TO BRING SOMEONE 30 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,585 I'VE MENDED A RELATIONSHIP WITH 31 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,171 TO SEE ME TAKE A CHIP 32 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,171 FOR 60 DAYS OF ABSTINENCE. 33 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,089 OH, ALLEN. THAT IS GREAT. 34 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,550 I'M SO GLAD YOU INVITED ME 35 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,093 TO YOUR OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 36 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,093 MEETING. 37 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,096 THIS IS 38 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,096 AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING. 39 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,558 IF YOU MUST KNOW, I HAVE 40 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,558 ONE DAY OF ABSTINENCE IN O.A., 41 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,935 AS I DESTROYED SOME 42 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,935 MONGOLIAN BARBECUE LAST NIGHT 43 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,397 AFTER A... DIFFICULT 44 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,397 CONVERSATION WITH MY ROOMMATE. 45 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,773 WELCOME. 46 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,107 WE'LL BE STARTING 47 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,107 TODAY'S MEETING 48 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,777 WITH ONE OF 49 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,777 OUR FAVORITE SPEAKERS. 50 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,159 HI. 51 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,286 I'M CHLOE, 52 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,286 AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 53 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,748 (all) HI, CHLOE. 54 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,208 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 55 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,208 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 56 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,793 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 57 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,420 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 58 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,420 (buzzer) 59 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,130 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 60 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,716 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 61 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,133 SO I PICKED MYSELF UP, 62 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,803 AND I WIPED THE GUACAMOLE 63 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,803 AND BLOOD OFF MY SHORTS, 64 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,137 AND I TOLD JULIANNA MARGULIES 65 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,807 THAT I WOULD PAY 66 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,807 TO FIX HER NEPHEW'S TEETH. 67 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,099 (all laugh) 68 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,981 (all) KEEP COMING BACK. 69 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,191 IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT. 70 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,445 SO WORK IT, 71 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,445 BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTH IT! 72 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,242 CHLOE. 73 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,161 JUNE! OF COURSE YOU'RE HERE. 74 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,580 GOOD FOR YOU. 75 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,664 I GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW 76 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,664 YOU HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM 77 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,165 AND I JUST DIDN'T WANNA 78 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,165 SEE IT. 79 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,667 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 80 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,961 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 81 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,169 THIS IS AN A.A. MEETING. 82 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,169 I'M IN A.A. 83 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,047 IT'LL BE THREE YEARS 84 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,047 AND EIGHT MONTHS IN APRIL, 85 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,214 GOD WILLING. 86 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,051 HOW ARE YOU IN A.A.? 87 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,051 YOU ARE ALWAYS DRINKING. 88 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:15,343 OH, I'M NOT IN A.A. 89 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:15,343 BECAUSE I'M SOBER. 90 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,637 I'M IN IT BECAUSE 91 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,637 IT'S THE BEST PLACE 92 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,221 TO TELL MY CRAZY, 93 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,221 WILD DRINKING STORIES 94 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,682 TO AN AUDIENCE 95 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,682 WHO ACTUALLY APPRECIATES THEM. 96 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,268 IT'S LIKE HOW BLACK COMEDIANS 97 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,268 GET THE BIGGEST LAUGHS 98 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,561 FROM BLACK PEOPLE, 99 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,480 WHEREAS WHITE PEOPLE 100 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,480 BE ALL LIKE... 101 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,398 (nasal voice) 102 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,398 "WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 103 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,192 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER 104 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,192 SHIRLEY TEMPLE?" 105 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,361 (laughing) RIGHT, GERALD? 106 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,196 YOU GET IT. 107 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,866 OH, I ALSO TAKE THE BOOZE 108 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,866 FROM ALCOHOLICS 109 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,576 WHO ARE ACTUALLY 110 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,576 STILL STRUGGLING. 111 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,702 FREE BOOZE! 112 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,621 COME ON, JUNE. 113 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,621 I'M ALWAYS DRINKING. 114 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,872 THAT ISN'T CHEAP. 115 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,707 CHLOE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 116 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,292 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED 117 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,292 OF YOURSELF, 118 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,503 USING THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE. 119 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,212 THEY'RE NOT THAT INNOCENT. 120 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,714 RANDALL OVER THERE, 121 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,509 HE DID 14 JAGER BOMBS 122 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,509 AND TOOK HIS KID ON A BOAT. 123 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,219 BAD NEWS--HE LOST CUSTODY 124 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,219 OF HIS KID. 125 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,681 GOOD NEWS--KEPT CUSTODY 126 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,681 OF HIS BOAT. 127 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,224 WHAT'S UP, SAINT LUCIA? 128 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,224 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 129 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,271 (cell phone rings) 130 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,397 (beep) 131 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,233 DONNIE, HEY. 132 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,233 SUPERSTAR! HOW'S IT HANGIN'? 133 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,235 HOW'S YOUR DONG HANGIN'? 134 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,235 (laughs) 135 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,905 ANY NEWS? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT 136 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,905 THE SCORSESE MOVIE I'M UP FOR? 137 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,239 NO DECISION YET, 138 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,283 BUT I HEARD YOU'RE 139 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,283 ON THE SHORT LIST. 140 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,743 THAT'S AMAZING. 141 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,245 WELL, DON'T GET EXCITED 142 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,245 JUST YET. 143 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,331 MARTY'S CONCERNED 144 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,331 YOU'RE A LITTLE... 145 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,167 LIGHTWEIGHT. 146 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,251 LIGHTWEIGHT? 147 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,251 That you're not deep enough 148 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,251 for the role. 149 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,546 HE LIKES TO CAST ACTORS 150 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,546 WHO HAVE BEEN THROUGH TRAUMA-- 151 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,756 SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, JAIL TIME. 152 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,257 MARK WAHLBERG WAS IN 153 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,257 "THE DEPARTED," 154 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,886 AND HE BEAT A VIETNAMESE MAN 155 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,886 HALF-BLIND. 156 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,261 WELL, I-I'VE HAD TRAUMA. I-- 157 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,848 ONE TIME, MY BANK SENT ME CHECKS 158 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,848 WITHOUT SPACES BETWEEN 159 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,432 THE "VAN," THE "DER," 160 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,432 AND THE "BEEK." 161 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,061 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 162 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,061 MARTY'S A FAN. 163 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,269 YOU'RE STILL IN THE MIX. 164 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,313 (sighs) OKAY. I GUESS. 165 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,273 Also, unrelated, 166 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,942 I'M LETTING ALL MY CLIENTS IN 167 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,942 ON SOMETHING. 168 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,486 WE GOT SOME NEWS ABOUT 169 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,486 MY WIFE'S HEALTH, AND-- 170 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,988 (beep) 171 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,988 (clatter) 172 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,280 (sighs) 173 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,241 LIGHTWEIGHT? 174 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,327 SO THEN CHLOE WALKS OUT 175 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,327 OF THE A.A. MEETING 176 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,287 LIKE SHE JUST DID 177 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,287 A GOOD DEED. 178 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,082 SHE IS A PIECE OF WORK. 179 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,290 SEE ANYONE FAMOUS THERE? 180 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,500 OBVIOUSLY, 181 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,500 I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, 182 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,710 BUT I WILL TELL YOU 183 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,711 THAT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE 184 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,711 TO WATCH "NIGHT COURT" 185 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,213 THE SAME WAY AGAIN. 186 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,297 I KNOW WHO IT IS. I KNOW 187 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,297 WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 188 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,092 OKAY, THERE YOU GO. 189 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,300 YOUR NEW PHONE 190 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,300 IS ALL SET UP. 191 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,677 THANK YOU, MARK. 192 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,303 I HATE TECHNOLOGICAL STUFF. 193 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,303 I'M SO BAD AT IT. 194 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,722 NO PROBLEM. 195 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,391 I NOTICED MOST OF YOUR PHOTOS 196 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,391 ARE 2-SECOND LONG VIDEOS. 197 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,560 MY MOM DOES THE SAME THING. 198 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,560 IT'S CUTE. 199 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,187 (chuckles) 200 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,187 (chuckles) 201 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:33,314 HEY, MARK, I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT 202 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:33,314 MY FRIEND MARISA, RIGHT? 203 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,399 THE ONE I HAD 204 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,399 THE SECRET LANGUAGE WITH 205 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,945 WHEN WE WERE BRIEFLY LESBIANS 206 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,945 TOGETHER AT CHICO STATE? 207 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,196 D-THE G-OO YUH-THE G-OO 208 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,697 R-THE-GUH M-THE G-EM 209 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,697 B-THE G-ER? 210 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,323 DO YOU REMEMBER? 211 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,324 I'VE TRIED TO ERASE IT 212 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,324 FROM MY HEAD, 213 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,410 BUT YEP, 214 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,410 IT'S STILL IN THERE. 215 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,328 OKAY, WELL, I WANNA 216 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,328 SET YOU UP WITH HER. 217 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,790 SHE IS SMART. SHE IS CUTE. 218 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,542 SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 219 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,335 PEPPER, MARK DOESN'T WANNA 220 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,335 BE SET UP WITH SOME-- 221 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,921 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY NOT? 222 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,423 IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE 223 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,423 JENNIFER AND I BROKE UP. 224 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,341 I'LL DO IT. 225 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,341 YAY! 226 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,551 (laughs) 227 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,551 (laughs) 228 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,970 I'M GONNA CALL THAT HOOKER. 229 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,387 OKAY. 230 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,557 DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO ON A DATE 231 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,557 WITH A FRIEND OF PEPPER'S? 232 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,934 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 233 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,769 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT 234 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,769 ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON, RIGHT? 235 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,395 YEAH. AH. 236 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,275 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE 237 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,275 ANYTHING ELSE. HO-HO! 238 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,526 I HAVEN'T HEARD YOU LAUGH 239 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,526 LIKE THAT. 240 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,653 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 241 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,076 SO THEN I WAS LIKE, 242 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,076 "TACOS? WHAT FISH TACOS?" 243 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,995 (all laugh) 244 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,291 UH, I'M MICHAEL, 245 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,291 AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 246 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,374 (all) HI, MICHAEL. 247 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,252 I DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE 248 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,252 FOUR YEARS AGO, 249 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,088 AND NOW I FEEL LIKE 250 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,088 I'M ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 251 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,257 (door closes) 252 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,257 I WENT OUT TO BUY 253 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,257 A PACK OF CIGARETTES... 254 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,758 (Michael speaks indistinctly) 255 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,758 I GOT NEWS. 256 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,262 I'M ON THE SHORT LIST 257 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,262 FOR A MARTIN SCORSESE MOVIE. 258 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,471 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AMAZING. 259 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,015 BUT APPARENTLY, 260 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,015 I GUESS HE'S CONCERNED 261 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,058 THAT I'M NOT DEEP ENOUGH 262 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,058 FOR THE ROLE. 263 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,226 (Michael, voice breaking) 264 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,226 AND I THOUGHT 265 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,393 I COULD SEE OUT 266 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,393 THE REARVIEW MIRROR, 267 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,395 BUT MY DOG, HE COULDN'T SEE ME. 268 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,648 (Michael speaking indistinctly) 269 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,648 BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING, 270 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,648 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE 271 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,441 LIFE EXPERIENCE 272 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,441 THAT'S DEEP ENOUGH, 273 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,319 BUT I HAVE SOMETHING 274 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,319 EVEN BETTER-- 275 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,820 INCREDIBLE ACTING TALENT. 276 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,404 I'LL JUST PRETEND 277 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,404 TO BE DEEP. 278 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,406 YOU ARE SO GOOD 279 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,406 AT PRETENDING. 280 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,574 RIGHT? 281 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,076 SO I'M THINKING WHAT I SHOULD DO 282 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,076 IS PROBABLY TALK TO PEOPLE 283 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,411 WHO HAVE HAD 284 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,411 TRAUMATIC LIFE EXPERIENCES. 285 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,206 SO WHERE DO I FIND 286 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,206 PEOPLE LIKE THAT? 287 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,625 "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN, 288 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,625 MEEMO!" 289 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,295 (whispers) "ALL DOGS." 290 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,420 OH! (chuckles) 291 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,006 DUH. 292 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,006 (slaps thigh) 293 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,132 I'LL GO GET ONE OF 294 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,132 THOSE GLAZED DOUGHNUTS. 295 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,343 I ALWAYS BRAINSTORM BEST 296 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,343 ON A FULL TUMMY. 297 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,261 ALL RIGHT, 298 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,261 LET'S HEAR IT FOR MICHAEL. 299 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,305 DOUG, YOU'RE UP. BUM US OUT. 300 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,681 I WAS LIVING IN ORLANDO.. 301 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,432 (horns honk) 302 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,311 THANKS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME 303 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,311 SET UP MY NEW DESK, MARK. 304 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,437 I BOUGHT IT ONLINE 305 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,437 FROM THIS HUNGARIAN COMPANY. 306 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,480 AND THE WORDS 307 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,480 IN THE INSTRUCTIONS 308 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,440 ARE ALMOST ALL CONSONANTS. 309 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,734 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING 310 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,734 I KNOW HUNGARIAN. 311 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,444 YOU DO? 312 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,444 NOPE. 313 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,444 JUST FEEL PRESSURED TO HELP. 314 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,655 SAVED ANOTHER LIFE! 315 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,741 OH, JUNE, YOU KNOW HIM. 316 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,741 IT'S YOUR COWORKER ALLEN. 317 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:51,161 CHLOE, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT. 318 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:51,161 IT'S AN ANONYMOUS PROGRAM. 319 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,872 OH! I SEE WHY 320 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,872 I'VE BEEN CONFUSED. 321 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,500 YEAH, APPARENTLY INSTRUCTION ZOR 322 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,500 COMES BEFORE INSTRUCTION OCTH. 323 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,459 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 324 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,837 YOU CAN'T KEEP USING 325 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,837 THESE PEOPLE. 326 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,464 I'M NOT USING THEM. THEY HAVE TO 327 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,464 GET RID OF THEIR BOOZE ANYWAY, 328 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,466 SO IN A WAY, I'M HELPING. 329 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,468 I'M SAVING LIVES. 330 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,468 I'M LIKE A DOCTOR. 331 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,264 THEY NEED THIS PROGRAM. 332 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,264 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO THEM. 333 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,974 YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT 334 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,974 FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH GAIN. 335 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,311 LISTEN, I FULLY SUPPORT 336 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,311 WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING. 337 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,520 I THINK IT'S GREAT. 338 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,398 I LOVE PEOPLE 339 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,398 THAT DON'T DRINK. 340 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,732 SHORTER LINE AT THE BAR. 341 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,483 BUT WHILE WE ARE 342 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,483 POINTING FINGERS, 343 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,485 YOU ARE THE ONE 344 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,485 THAT'S USING SOMEONE-- 345 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,571 DRAMATIC PAUSE-- 346 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,573 THAT GUY IN THE OTHER ROOM. 347 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,573 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 348 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,491 YOU KNOW 349 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,491 THAT MARK LIKES YOU, 350 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,493 BUT YOU'RE STILL HAVING HIM 351 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,493 DO FAVORS-- 352 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,870 SETTING UP YOUR iPhone, 353 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,496 PUTTING TOGETHER YOUR DESK, 354 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,916 POINTING OUT WHEN YOUR MASCARA 355 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,916 COLLECTS IN YOUR EYE CORNERS, 356 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,667 WHICH I CAN TELL 357 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,667 HE HASN'T DONE YET TODAY. 358 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,503 COME ON. 359 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,503 I AM NOT USING MARK. 360 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,922 I'M NOT EVEN SURE 361 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,922 IF HE LIKES ME. 362 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,299 HE'S NEVER TOLD ME THAT 363 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,299 HIMSELF. 364 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,217 I ONLY HEARD IT SECONDHAND 365 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,217 FROM JAMES. 366 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,760 OH, NO, IT'S TRUE. 367 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,430 I DO LIKE YOU, JUNE. 368 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,473 I LIKE YOU A LOT. 369 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,184 HO-HO! 370 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,477 TOLD YA. 371 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,521 (door slams) 372 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,529 SO... 373 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,906 YOU LIKE ME. 374 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,783 YEAH, I DO. 375 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,535 I-I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BRING IT 376 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,535 UP WITH YOU FOR A WHILE, 377 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,371 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 378 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,623 AND WELL, 379 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,623 I GUESS IT'S OUT NOW. 380 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,541 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 381 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,752 (thud) 382 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,752 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 383 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,545 WHO'S THROWING CONDOMS? 384 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,423 SO, UM, MARK, 385 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,549 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE 386 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,549 ABOUT YOU... 387 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,428 A-AS A FRIEND. 388 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,554 I KNOW. 389 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,764 I KINDA THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT 390 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,764 YOU WERE GONNA SAY, 391 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,559 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I'VE BEEN 392 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,559 NERVOUS TO SAY ANYTHING. 393 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,562 SO... WE CAN STAY FRIENDS? 394 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,564 OF COURSE. 395 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,564 ALL GOOD. NO WORRIES. 396 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,650 CAN SOMEONE HAND ME 397 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,650 MY CONDOM BACK, PLEASE? 398 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,237 OKAY, GOOD. AND YOU DON'T FEEL 399 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,237 LIKE--LIKE I'M USING YOU, RIGHT? 400 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,448 I LIKE DOING STUFF FOR YOU. 401 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,573 ARE YOU SURE? 402 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,741 YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 403 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,120 NOW I GOTTA GO BUY 404 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,120 A HUNGARIAN DICTIONARY. 405 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,247 (chirps) 406 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,957 HUNGARIAN DICTIONARY STORE. 407 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,210 (chirps) 408 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,210 (automated female voice) 409 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,210 I FOUND FOUR GAY BARS NEAR YOU 410 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,585 SIMILAR TO THAT NAME. 411 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,588 (door closes) 412 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,758 JUNE, TAKE A SEAT. 413 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,593 SIT. 414 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,593 (pats countertop) 415 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,388 SIT DOWN. 416 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,388 (pats countertop) 417 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,680 SIT. 418 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,680 (pats countertop) 419 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,640 REST. 420 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,640 I'M SITTING. 421 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,518 OH, WONDERFUL. 422 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,518 (sets down tumbler) 423 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,602 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT 424 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,522 THAT YOU HAVE MARK 425 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,522 DO THINGS FOR YOU... 426 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,606 BECAUSE YOU LIKE 427 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,606 HAVING HIM AROUND? 428 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,234 BECAUSE YOU LIKE SEEING HIM? 429 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,818 BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM? 430 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,820 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 431 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,820 I JUST NEEDED HELP. 432 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,408 FROM ONLY HIM? 433 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,408 EVERY TIME? ALWAYS MARK? 434 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,493 I'M SUGGESTING HERE 435 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,493 THAT YOU LIKE MARK 436 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,619 BUT YOU'RE NOT ADMITTING IT 437 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,619 TO YOURSELF. 438 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,288 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 439 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,288 MARK IS MY FRIEND. 440 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,623 I DON'T LIKE HIM 441 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,623 ANY MORE THAN THAT. 442 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,293 YOU ARE TALKING CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 443 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,293 YOU ARE DRUNK. 444 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,295 OH, YEAH. 445 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,295 I HAVE TO GET TO A.A. 446 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,880 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 447 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,551 STAND. 448 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,718 STAND UP. 449 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,720 STAND. 450 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,637 STAND UP. 451 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,640 YOU'RE ON MY PURSE! 452 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,640 OH. SORRY. 453 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,017 (Chloe sighs) 454 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,645 (voice breaks) I THOUGHT 455 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,645 MY HUSBAND WOULD NEVER FIND OUT, 456 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,815 BUT HE OPENED UP MY CLOSET DOOR, 457 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,859 AND THERE I WAS... 458 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,945 (whispers) CLUTCHING THE BOTTLE. 459 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,114 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU, UH, DESCRIBE 460 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,114 TO ME WHAT THAT LOOKED LIKE? 461 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,241 SPECIFICALLY, WHAT WERE 462 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,241 YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS? 463 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,076 AND COULD YOU TALK 464 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,076 A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE? 465 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,827 I DON'T KNOW IF 466 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,827 IT'S THE SHAME OR WHAT, 467 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,247 BUT YOUR VOICE IS 468 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,247 EXTREMELY SOFT. 469 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,249 MY TURN! I WANNA TELL ONE! 470 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,668 SO I WAS IN 471 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,668 A FULL-ON BLACKOUT 472 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,046 AT FAMILY FUN DAY 473 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,046 WITH JULIANNA MARGULIES. 474 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,549 UM... EXCUSE ME? 475 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,552 ALLEN, CAN YOU STOP TEXTING? 476 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,552 THAT'S REALLY RUDE. 477 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,887 I'M SORRY. I'VE JUST HEARD YOU 478 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,887 TELL THIS ONE BEFORE. 479 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,847 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE HEARD ME 480 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,847 TELL THIS ONE BEFORE? 481 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,518 JULIANNA MARGULIES, 482 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,518 BLOOD, GUACAMOLE. 483 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,729 YOU MEAN... I'M REPEATING 484 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,729 DRINKING STORIES? 485 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,356 HAVE I RUN OUT OF MATERIAL? 486 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,066 OKAY, I NEED TO HEAR 487 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,066 FROM SOMEBODY 488 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,692 WHO'S HAD SOME ACTUAL TRAUMA. 489 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,693 WHO'S HAD TRAUMA? TRAUMA? 490 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,695 TRA--ANYBODY? YOU, SIR. 491 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,364 JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF DENIM 492 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,364 YOU'RE WEARING, 493 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,782 I BET YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH 494 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,782 SOME ROUGH STUFF. 495 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:58,950 GO. 496 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,453 WAIT A MINUTE. LUTHER? 497 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,913 LUTHER FROM THE "L" TRAIN. 498 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,292 NO. 499 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,709 OH, YES. 500 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,919 MNH-MNH. 501 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,046 (chuckles) 502 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,716 HEY. YOU DIDN'T COME BACK 503 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,716 LAST NIGHT. 504 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,718 IS EVERYTHING OKAY 505 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,718 BETWEEN US? 506 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,596 LOOK, I'M GLAD I GLAD I FINALLY 507 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,596 TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL, 508 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,764 AND IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING IT, 509 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,764 IT'S BETTER I KNOW NOW. 510 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,726 GOOD, BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP 511 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,726 IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 512 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,145 AND, OF COURSE, 513 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,729 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FINISH 514 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,729 PUTTING TOGETHER MY DESK. 515 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,315 I'M DOING IT MYSELF. 516 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,901 BUT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU IF YOU 517 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,901 COULD SEPARATE THESE BAD BOYS? 518 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,656 I WAS ANGRY AND I FORCED IT. 519 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,574 MARK, GOOD NEWS. 520 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,201 MARISA IS IN. 521 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,828 SHE WANTS TO GO OUT 522 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,828 THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8:00. 523 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,830 OH. OKAY, YEAH, 524 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,830 THAT WORKS FOR ME. 525 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,667 HO-HO! (coughs) HO-HO! 526 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,251 YOU OKAY, JUNE? 527 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,251 YEAH. YEAH. 528 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,753 IT'S JUST, UM... 529 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,753 SO HOT. 530 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,797 I COULD ACTUALLY SUE YOU, 531 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,797 THIS COFFEE'S SO HOT. 532 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,756 (chuckles nervously) 533 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,758 IN ADDITION TO BEING 534 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,758 AN AMAZING DEEJAY, 535 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,760 MARISA ALSO BAKES. 536 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,762 WOW. SHE SOUNDS LIKE 537 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,762 THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 538 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,972 (coughs and gags) 539 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,684 OH, GOD! IT'S SO HOT! 540 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,684 WHY IS IT SO HOT? 541 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,768 (clears throat) 542 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,768 IT BURNED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH. 543 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,937 I HAD A ROOF, LIKE, 544 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,937 A MINUTE AGO. 545 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,356 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 546 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,982 YEAH. OH, YEAH. 547 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,775 EVERYTHING IS FINE. 548 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,779 DO YOU MIND IF I GO OUT 549 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,779 WITH MARISA ON SATURDAY NIGHT? 550 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,780 HUH? DO I MIND? 551 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,866 BECAUSE IF YOU DID MIND... 552 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,868 I GUESS THEN I WOULD WONDER 553 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,868 WHY YOU MIND, 554 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,994 SINCE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 555 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,497 YEAH. THAT'D BE WEIRD 556 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,497 IF I MINDED. 557 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,874 BUT I DON'T, SO WE DON'T 558 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,874 HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 559 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,875 GREAT. 560 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,295 I NEED YOUR HELP! 561 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,798 WITH... RESEARCH ANALYSIS 562 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,798 FROM HARKIN. 563 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,384 YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH NUMBERS. 564 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,010 AND I NEED HELP FROM YOU, 565 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,803 AND I NEED IT... 566 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,056 SATURDAY 567 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,433 AT 8:00. 568 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,601 REALLY? 569 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,976 THE EXACT TIME 570 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,976 YOU NEED MY HELP 571 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,895 IS WHEN I'M SUPPOSED 572 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,895 TO GO OUT ON A DATE. 573 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,855 YES. 574 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,814 YOU SURE? 575 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,525 YEAH. 576 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,817 I AM. 577 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,818 OKAY. 578 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,820 THEN SATURDAY AT 8:00 IT IS. 579 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,824 PEPPER, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL 580 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,824 THE DATE WITH MARISA. I'M SORRY. 581 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,826 WELL, THAT'S A BUMMER. 582 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,038 BUT THANKFULLY, MARISA IS 583 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,038 EXTREMELY EMOTIONALLY STABLE, 584 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,082 SO SHE'S NOT GONNA GET 585 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,082 TOO UPSET ABOUT IT. 586 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,876 JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SAD. 587 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,088 GOD, SHE'S PERFECT. 588 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,637 JAMES, YOU NEED 589 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,637 TO LOOK AT THIS. 590 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,639 OKAY, YOU NEED TO PUT DOWN 591 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,639 YOUR FIBER STIX ONE 592 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,847 AND LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY. 593 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,642 LUTHER, I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU 594 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,642 PUT YOUR FINGER OVER 595 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,851 ACTRESSES' FACES AND COME UP 596 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,851 WITH PUNS FOR THEIR NAMES, OKAY? 597 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,647 "WHITNEY THUMBINGS"? 598 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,647 (laughs) NO. 599 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,897 THIS. 600 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,897 (taps magazine) 601 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,857 YOU WERE SPOTTED COMING OUT 602 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,857 OF AN A.A. MEETING. 603 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,652 DAMN IT! (sighs) 604 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,652 (exhales deeply) 605 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,945 WHY CAN'T THE PAPARAZZI EVER 606 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,945 CATCH ME WHEN I LOOK COOL, 607 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,363 LIKE WHEN I'M GIVING 608 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,363 A SHORTER GUY DIRECTIONS? 609 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,657 MM. 610 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,657 (cell phone rings) 611 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,241 OH. 612 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,241 (ring) 613 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,867 (beep) 614 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,867 DONNIE, I CAN EXPLAIN. 615 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,120 EXPLAIN WHAT? 616 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,120 HOW YOU'RE A GENIUS? 617 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,914 DON'T BOTHER, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC. 618 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,914 I ALREADY KNOW. 619 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,874 MARTY HEARD ABOUT 620 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,874 YOU BEING IN A.A., 621 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,252 AND HE'S HAPPY 622 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,252 YOU'RE FLAWED AND TORTURED. 623 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,796 You're now on 624 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,796 the short short list. 625 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,130 THAT'S AMAZING! 626 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,130 THANK YOU, DONNIE. 627 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,881 Of course. You deserve it. 628 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,967 ALSO, I WANTED TO 629 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,967 KEEP YOU UP TO SPEED 630 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,678 ON THIS THING WITH MY WIFE. 631 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,721 TURNS OUT IT'S NOT JUST 632 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,721 HER THYROID. 633 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,806 It's h-- 634 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,806 (beep) 635 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:08,931 I'M THE BEST! 636 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,184 "JADA PINKIE SMITH." 637 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,894 (laughs, speaks indistinctly) 638 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,894 (laughs) 639 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,980 (sighing) 640 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,901 I JUST HAD 641 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,901 A HUGE REVELATION. 642 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,071 CAN IT WAIT? I'M BRAINSTORMING 643 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,071 WILD DRINKING STORIES WITH ELI. 644 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,616 I NEED TO COME WITH SOMETHING 645 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,616 NEW AND OUTRAGEOUS FOR A.A. 646 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,075 I'M LOSING MY AUDIENCE! 647 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,202 WHAT ABOUT THIS-- 648 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,371 END A DRUNKEN FIGHT 649 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,371 AT A GROCERY STORE 650 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,748 BY THROWING UP 651 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,748 ALL OVER THE PLUMS? 652 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,209 WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR IDEA 653 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,209 FOOD-RELATED? ARE YOU HUNGRY? 654 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,918 YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM PECKISH. 655 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,796 MAYBE SOME BEEF? 656 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,964 LIKE IN A SHAPE? LIKE... 657 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,008 SHAPED BEEF? 658 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,845 THIS IS IMPORTANT! 659 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,845 I DO LIKE MARK! 660 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,429 MM. 661 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,429 I SABOTAGED HIS DATE 662 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,429 WITH ANOTHER GIRL 663 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,097 BECAUSE THE IDEA OF HIM 664 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,097 GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE 665 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,932 TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN ME 666 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,932 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THERE. 667 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,143 MM-HMM. HE'S YOUR MARK, 668 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,143 AND NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM. 669 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,937 HER WHORE HANDS RUNNING THROUGH 670 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,937 HIS FUZZY, CUTE HAIR. 671 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,939 "I LIKE YOUR HAIR!" 672 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,939 SHUT UP! I HATE YOUR VOICE! 673 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,400 I LIKE MARK... 674 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,942 I GUESS AS MORE THAN A FRIEND. 675 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,942 WHAT DO I DO? 676 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,820 I'M GONNA ASK YOU A QUESTION 677 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,946 THAT I ASK 678 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,946 ALL OF MY SOBER SISTERS-- 679 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,657 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 680 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,949 WELL... 681 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,034 I MEAN, THIS IS ALL SO NEW. 682 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,828 AND HE PROBABLY THINKS 683 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,828 I'M CRAZY... 684 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,830 MM. 685 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,830 BECAUSE LAST NIGHT I TOLD HIM 686 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,830 I LIKED HIM AS A FRIEND, 687 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,122 AND TODAY I SABOTAGED 688 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,122 HIS DATE. 689 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,625 AND, I MEAN, 690 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,625 I'M ALL MIXED MESSAGES. 691 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,210 LOOK, IF THERE'S ONE THING 692 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,210 I HAVE LEARNED FROM 693 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,547 PRETENDING TO BE SOBER IN A.A. 694 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,547 FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS, 695 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,965 IT'S ALWAYS BE AUTHENTIC. 696 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,967 LET YOUR WALLS DOWN, JUNE. 697 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,969 GRAB A BAT 698 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,969 AND START SWINGIN' 699 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,013 UNTIL THOSE BRICKS COME 700 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,013 TUMBLING DOWN. 701 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,559 (gasps) ELI, THAT'S IT! 702 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,559 I'VE GOT MY STORY! 703 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,060 GO ON, GIRL! GET IT! 704 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,773 MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. 705 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,983 I NEED TO BE AUTHENTIC 706 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,983 AND HONEST ABOUT HOW I FEEL. 707 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,571 AND MARK AND I NEED TO HAVE 708 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,571 A GOOD, LONG TALK. 709 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,988 WELL, I FEEL BETTER. 710 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,700 YEAH. I'M GLAD 711 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,700 WE FINALLY DID THAT. 712 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,868 (door slams) 713 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,039 SO I TOLD MARK I LIKED HIM. 714 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,999 AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, 715 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,999 WE'RE HAVING SEX. 716 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,043 SO YOU STARTED TALKING 717 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,043 WITH YOUR MOUTH 718 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,003 AND YOU ENDED TALKING 719 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,003 WITH YOUR GENITALS. 720 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,005 I HAVE TO SAY, JUNE, 721 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,005 I'M DEEPLY IMPRESSED. 722 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,633 IT WAS AWFUL. 723 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,633 YES, I KNOW. 724 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,092 IT CAN BE EMOTIONALLY CONFUSING 725 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,092 AND AWFUL AND TERRIBLE. 726 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,428 NO, NO, NO. I DON'T MEAN 727 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,428 EMOTIONALLY AWFUL. 728 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,473 I MEAN THE SEX ITSELF WAS 729 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,473 LITERALLY MECHANICALLY AWFUL. 730 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,644 I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE 731 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,644 WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS. 732 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,647 LIKE, BAD, SWEATY, 733 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,647 CLUNKY, SEX. 734 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,024 LIKE TWO BABIES 735 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,024 HAVING INTERCOURSE. 736 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,319 GROSS, JUNE! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO 737 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,319 PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD? 738 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,028 I'M ABOUT TO GO 739 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,028 TO LITTLE LEAGUE. 740 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,030 THAT'S MY NEW CRAZY STORY 741 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,030 FOR A.A. 742 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,032 I'M GONNA CAUSE A DRUNKEN SCENE 743 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,032 AT LITTLE LEAGUE, 744 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,035 KISS A FATHER, AND THEN GRAB 745 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,035 A METAL BAT OUT OF A KID'S HAND 746 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,037 AND JUST START SWINGIN'. 747 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,539 (clicks tongue) 748 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,753 SORRY TO, UH, 749 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,753 TAKE UP YOUR BREAK. 750 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,046 I JUST KINDA THOUGHT 751 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,046 WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT... 752 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,298 WHAT HAPPENED. 753 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,509 NO, IT'S GREAT. 754 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,509 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. 755 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,969 THIS IS WHAT BREAKS ARE FOR. 756 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,052 YEAH! 757 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,973 SO... 758 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,140 WE DID IT. 759 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,058 YEAH. THAT WAS SURPRISING. 760 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,058 YEAH. 761 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,144 (chuckles) 762 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,144 YOU TELLING ME YOU LIKE ME 763 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,104 AND THEN CLIMBING 764 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,104 ON TOP OF ME... 765 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,272 DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 766 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,150 ME NEITHER. GUESS I GOT 767 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,150 CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 768 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,109 (chuckles) 769 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,069 AND WHAT A MOMENT. 770 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,071 IT WAS... 771 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,073 FANTASTIC. 772 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,075 IT WAS FANTASTIC. 773 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,075 IT WAS FANTASTIC SEX. 774 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,911 IT WAS! 775 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,911 I COMPLETELY AGREE. 776 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,079 THAT WAS SOME FANTASTIC SEX. 777 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,749 IT WAS AWFUL. 778 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,749 THANK GOD YOU SAID IT. 779 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,083 I TOTALLY AGREE. 780 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,294 IT WAS AWFUL! SO BAD! 781 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,714 SO BAD! I MEAN, AND-- 782 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,714 BUT WHY WAS IT SO BAD? 783 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,590 I MEAN, WE LIKE EACH OTHER. 784 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,590 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN GOOD. 785 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,718 I KNOW! 786 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,718 IT--IT WAS MY FAULT. 787 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,760 I HAD JUST EATEN 788 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,760 A WHOLE BUNCH 789 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,721 OF SALT AND PEPPER SHRIMP 790 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,721 AT HOP SONG. 791 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,096 I WAS PUFFY. 792 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,391 NO, IT WAS MY FAULT. 793 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,391 I HAD TO PEE THE WHOLE TIME. 794 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,101 I WAS TRYING TO HOLD IT IN. 795 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,101 THAT'S WHERE MY FOCUS WAS. 796 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,395 I HAD TO PEE, TOO! 797 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,772 DO YOU THINK IT WAS JUST 798 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,772 SOME--SOME WEIRD FLUKE? 799 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,358 MAYBE. DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD 800 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,358 TRY IT AGAIN? 801 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,402 WE HAVE TO. RIGHT? 802 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,111 YEAH. WE HAVE TO. 803 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,530 LET'S DO IT. 804 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,530 GOOD. 805 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,116 AND THIS TIME, LET'S BOTH PEE 806 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,116 BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE. 807 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,076 (whispers) YEAH. 808 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,787 TERRIBLE. 809 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,787 AWFUL. 810 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,331 MAYBE SOME WINE WOULD 811 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,331 HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF? 812 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,124 TERRIBLE. 813 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,124 AWFUL. 814 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,210 MAYBE WE SHOULD 815 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,210 MIX THINGS UP, 816 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,128 GET A LITTLE RACY, 817 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,797 DO IT IN A PUBLIC PLACE. 818 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,549 (rustling) 819 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,176 (June) THAT WAS STILL TERRIBLE. 820 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,176 (Mark) THAT SQUIRREL IS 821 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,176 STARING INTO MY SOUL. 822 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,179 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO GET 823 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,179 A LITTLE RACY INDOORS? 824 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,599 IT'S GETTING WORSE, RIGHT? 825 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,975 WORSE AND WORSE. 826 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,142 (door creaks) 827 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,352 OKAY, ENOUGH. 828 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,146 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HAVING 829 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,146 BAD SEX, 830 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,440 AND I'M TIRED 831 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,440 OF HAVING TO HEAR IT 832 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,149 WITH MY EAR PRESSED UP 833 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,149 AGAINST THE WALL. 834 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,985 IT IS INTERVENTION TIME. 835 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,738 SO... AS THEY SAY IN A.A., 836 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,156 AREN'T YOU SICK AND TIRED 837 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,156 OF BEING SICK AND TIRED? 838 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,658 THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY 839 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,786 IS DOING THE SAME THING 840 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,786 OVER AND OVER 841 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,370 AND EXPECTING 842 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,370 A DIFFERENT RESULT. 843 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,538 James: CHLOE'S RIGHT. 844 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,372 I THINK THE MOMENT 845 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,372 I FINALLY REACHED BOTTOM 846 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,374 WAS THE MOMENT I DECIDED 847 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,374 TO STOP DIGGING. 848 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,960 ZIP IT, JAMES. 849 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,960 YOU'RE NOT DEEP. 850 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,169 I HAD STARTED MAKING 851 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,169 A HUGE DRUNKEN SCENE 852 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,880 AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, 853 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,049 THEN THIS ONE SHOWS UP 854 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,049 ON HIS A.A. HIGH HORSE 855 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,176 AND TAKES THE BAT OUT OF MY HAND 856 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,176 AND TOTALLY STORY-BLOCKS ME. 857 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,177 ONE OF THE BIGGEST DIRECTORS 858 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,177 IN THE WORLD 859 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,055 THINKS THAT I'VE BEEN 860 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,055 WHERE YOU ARE, OKAY? 861 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,180 UNTIL HE GIVES ME THAT ROLE, 862 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,682 I'M GONNA KEEP ON WRESTLING 863 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,682 MY DEMONS. 864 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,184 YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN A.A.! 865 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,184 NEITHER ARE YOU. 866 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186 I'M MORE OF A REAL FAKE 867 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186 ALCOHOLIC THAN YOU ARE. 868 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,230 NO, NOBODY IS BETTER 869 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,230 AT PRETENDING THAN I AM. 870 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,066 OKAY? I'M IN A GUILD 871 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,066 OF PRETENDERS. 872 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,233 UGH. I NEED A DRINK. 873 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,987 STOP SEXING. 874 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,987 IT DOESN'T WORK. 875 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,905 SOMETIMES 876 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,905 YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING, 877 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,573 BUT IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE. 878 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,199 YOU NEED TO HAVE THE COURAGE 879 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,199 TO ACCEPT 880 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,952 THE THINGS 881 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,952 YOU CANNOT CHANGE. 882 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,123 (door closes) 883 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,207 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. 884 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,209 WE'LL JUST KEEP TRYING 885 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,837 UNTIL WE GET IT RIGHT. 886 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,296 LET'S KEEP TRYING. ABSOLUTELY. 887 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,296 OKAY. 888 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,214 (laughs) 889 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,214 (laughs) 890 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,591 (clicks switch) 891 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,426 (crying) 892 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,137 ARE YOU... 893 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,220 (sniffles) 894 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,220 CRYING? 895 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,305 (clicks switch) 896 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,432 (sobbing) 897 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,432 I'M JUST SO TIRED. 898 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,602 AND THE SEX IS JUST SO BAD! 899 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,313 IT'S ALL I WANTED FOR SO LONG, 900 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,313 AND IT SHOULD BE GOOD, 901 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,107 BUT IT JUST ISN'T. 902 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,232 I KNOW. 903 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,319 IT'S LIKE, IN THEORY, 904 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,319 THINGS SHOULD WORK BETWEEN US. 905 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,238 BUT IN REALITY, 906 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,238 THEY JUST... DON'T. 907 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,323 AND, I MEAN, 908 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,450 SEX IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART 909 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,450 OF A RELATIONSHIP. 910 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,619 MAYBE WE'RE JUST 911 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,619 NOT COMPATIBLE IN THAT WAY. 912 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,245 YEAH. 913 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,873 (sighs) 914 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,873 MAYBE NOT. 915 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,249 I'M AFRAID IF WE KEEP TRYING 916 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,249 TO MAKE THIS WORK 917 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,835 AND IT DOESN'T, 918 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,503 IT'S GONNA RUIN 919 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,503 OUR FRIENDSHIP. 920 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,963 THAT'S TOO IMPORTANT TO ME. 921 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,255 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 922 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,467 (sighs) MAYBE FOR RIGHT NOW, 923 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,467 WE'RE BETTER OFF AS FRIENDS. 924 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,970 YEAH. 925 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,262 GOOD FRIENDS. 926 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,973 YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 927 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,349 ABSOLUTELY. 928 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,520 OH. 929 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,356 AND HEY, 930 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,356 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, 931 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,984 MAYBE I WILL GO ON THAT DATE 932 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,984 WITH PEPPER'S FRIEND MARISA. 933 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:35,943 YEAH. 934 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,278 I THINK THAT IS 935 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,278 A GOOD IDEA. 936 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,739 HEY! 937 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,282 I DIDN'T DO 938 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,282 MY WEIRD "HO-HO!" LAUGH. 939 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,283 THAT'S GREAT! 940 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,283 YEAH. 941 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,911 (laughs) 942 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,204 YEAH, SO IT SOUNDS LIKE 943 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,204 THIS MARISA CHICK 944 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,496 IS A BIT OF A FIRECRACKER. 945 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,290 IF I COULD JUST 946 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,290 GET MY PANTS ON FIRST... 947 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,542 THANK YOU. 948 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,835 (door slams) 949 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,091 (woman) COME ON, TYLER! 950 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,091 GET A HIT FOR MOMMY! 951 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,467 (Chloe screaming) 952 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,220 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 953 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,346 (screaming continues) 954 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,514 (man) HEY. HEY! HEY! HEY! 955 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,017 HAROLD?! HAROLD! 956 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,727 UGH! HOLD MY CAMERA, JANINE. 957 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,978 (Chloe) I'M CRAZY! 958 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,978 (shouts indistinctly) 959 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,312 (woman) HAROLD, 960 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,312 GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN! 961 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,356 I'M CRAZY! 962 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,733 WHAT-- 963 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,733 STAY BACK! 964 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,485 YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM, 965 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,485 YOU SLUT! 966 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,029 MA'AM. MA'AM, PLEASE. PLEASE. 967 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,029 SLUT! SLUT! 968 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,197 (shouts indistinctly) 969 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:25,325 WAH! THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THIS 970 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:25,325 IN A.A.! 971 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,577 AAH! 972 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,577 (woman shouts indistinctly) 973 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,204 Woman: 974 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,204 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 975 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,204 (Chloe laughs) 976 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,330 (Harold) I THINK SHE'S DRUNK. 977 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,330 SHE IS--NO, YOU-- 978 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,373 WHOO! 57871

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