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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,961 --> 00:00:04,087 (June) EVERY RELATIONSHIP HAS 2 00:00:01,961 --> 00:00:04,087 ITS OWN DYNAMIC. 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,047 FOR EXAMPLE, MY MOM AND I STILL 4 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,047 LIKE TO TALK EVERY NIGHT 5 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,424 BEFORE BED. 6 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,427 And then the dog found 7 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,427 my other gardening clog. 8 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,137 And that's everything 9 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,137 that happened to me today. 10 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,055 And the day's 11 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,055 not over yet. 12 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,266 Let's put on some Lyle Lovett 13 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,266 and get horizontal. 14 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,059 Mmm. 15 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,102 OKAY, BYE. 16 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,061 EW. 17 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,063 (laughs) 18 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,063 (laughs) 19 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,983 BUT I DON'T THINK 20 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,983 I WILL EVER UNDERSTAND 21 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,442 CHLOE AND JAMES' DYNAMIC. 22 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:26,902 GOOD THING YOUR FACE WAS 23 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:26,902 SO OILY TONIGHT. 24 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,278 I COULD CHECK MY MAKEUP 25 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,278 IN YOUR FOREHEAD. 26 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,655 I WISH YOU HAD. 27 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,655 YOU LOOK LIKE A RUNNER-UP 28 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,323 AT A CHILD'S BEAUTY PAGEANT 29 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,323 IN OHIO. 30 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,074 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT BACK 31 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,074 FROM THE DOUCHIE AWARDS 32 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,743 AND YOU WON FIVE DOUCHIES. 33 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,078 ONLY AWARD YOU COULD EVER WIN IS 34 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,078 FOR LETTING RAPPERS TOUCH YOU. 35 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,497 I DON'T GET HOW YOU GUYS 36 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,497 TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE THAT. 37 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,333 IT'S SO MEAN, 38 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,333 ESPECIALLY BEFORE BEDTIME. 39 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,084 IT'S NOT MEAN. IT'S JUST US. 40 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,963 AND WHAT I DON'T GET IS 41 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,963 WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE WEARING. 42 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,089 OH. THEY'RE MY MIDWEST 43 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,089 BREAKFAST PAJAMAS. 44 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,089 (pours liquor) 45 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,383 I'VE HAD THEM 46 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,383 SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 47 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,092 WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, 48 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,095 YOU WERE A GROWN MAN PRETENDING 49 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,095 TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL ON TV. 50 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,764 WATCHING ME PRETEND 51 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,764 TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL ON TV 52 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,141 WAS AS CLOSE TO HIGH SCHOOL 53 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,141 AS YOU EVER GOT. 54 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,518 YOU ARE AGITATING ME. 55 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,896 I'M GONNA NEED A SECOND CUP 56 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,896 OF CHAMOMILE TO GO TO SLEEP. 57 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,105 OOH. PUT SOME OF THESE 58 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,105 IN THERE. 59 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,273 YOU'LL SLEEP LIKE 60 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,273 YOU'RE DEAD. 61 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,026 (pills rattle) 62 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,194 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 63 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,194 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 64 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,112 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 65 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,740 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 66 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,740 (buzzer) 67 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,283 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 68 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,286 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 69 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,121 JUNE! 70 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,623 LOOK AT THIS BACKPACK 71 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,623 I FOUND ON THE SUBWAY. 72 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,166 I THINK IT BELONGS 73 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,166 TO A LITTLE KID, 74 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,127 BUT IT'S STILL GOT GOOD STUFF 75 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,127 IN IT. 76 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,128 (camera shutter clicks) 77 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,506 SORRY. JUST TAKING 78 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,506 A SELF-PORTRAIT FOR MY ART SHOW. 79 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:30,549 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 80 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,133 THIS SIDE, 81 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,176 THIS SIDE, 82 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,179 OR NAKED? 83 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,015 ART SHOW? 84 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,308 YEP. IT'S CALLED 85 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,308 "DIFFERENT BUTTER VIOLATIONS." 86 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,143 OOH. HOW ARE YOU GONNA 87 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,143 VIOLATE BUTTER? 88 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,230 I HOPE YOU SMACK AROUND SOME 89 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,230 MARGARINE. I HATE MARGARINE. 90 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,148 ACTUALLY, I'M RECREATING 91 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,148 SOME BUTTER VIOLATIONS 92 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,151 THAT I'VE ENCOUNTERED OVER 93 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,151 THE YEARS AS A HEALTH INSPECTOR. 94 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,236 YOU GUYS'LL BE THERE, 95 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,236 RIGHT? 96 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,030 OF COURSE, ELI. 97 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,030 WE WOULDN'T MISS-- 98 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:54,197 IS THERE GONNA BE WINE? 99 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:54,197 LIKE, GOOD WINE? 100 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,532 LIKE, WINE I COULD DRINK 101 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,532 THIS FAST? 102 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,993 (slurping quickly) 103 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,160 (cell phone rings) 104 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,161 (beep) 105 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 HELLO. IS JAMES THERE? 106 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,791 (clippers buzzing) 107 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,791 UH... HEY. 108 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,209 UH, GOOD NEWS. BRUNCH WITH EMILY 109 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,209 TOMORROW IS STILL ON. 110 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,669 ARE YOU SURE? 111 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,379 YOU HAVEN'T LOST INTEREST 112 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,379 SINCE WE TALKED THIS MORNING? 113 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,214 NO. ISN'T THAT GREAT? I CAN'T 114 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,214 WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HER. 115 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,383 SHE'S REALLY SMART, 116 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,383 POSITIVE ATTITUDE, 117 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,176 GREAT BREASTS. 118 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,177 YOU KNOW WHAT? 119 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,638 ACTUALLY, "GREAT BREASTS" BEFORE 120 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,638 "POSITIVE ATTITUDE." 121 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,431 YOU--YOU SHOULD FLIP THOSE 122 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,431 IN YOUR MIND. 123 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,849 HOW'S MY FADE COMING? 124 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,350 THAT'S NOT WHAT 125 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,350 YOUR HAIRCUT'S CALLED. 126 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,895 WELL, I'M EXCITED 127 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,895 TO MEET EMILY. 128 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,229 I WON'T ROCK 129 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,229 ANYTHING TOO SLUTTY 130 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,564 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 131 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,564 TO INTIMIDATE HER. 132 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:28,816 BUT I DO WANNA WEAR 133 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:28,816 MY NEW PUSH-UP BRA, 134 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,818 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO 135 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,818 FIGURE THIS OUT. 136 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,694 (beep) 137 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,694 I CAN'T BELIEVE 138 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,196 JAMES HAS BEEN SEEING 139 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,196 THE SAME GIRL FOR A MONTH. 140 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,698 IT'S SO SWEET 141 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,698 THAT HE LIKES HER ENOUGH 142 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,492 THAT HE WANTS 143 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,492 TO INTRODUCE HER TO US. 144 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,201 IT'S LIKE WE'RE HIS PARENTS. 145 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,829 OR HIS FRIENDS, JUNE. 146 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,538 OR JUST HIS FRIENDS. 147 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,878 OH, I KNOW THIS PLACE. 148 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,878 I RAN OUT ON A CHECK HERE ONCE. 149 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,421 BUT IT'S OKAY. 150 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,421 I WAS WEARING A WIG. 151 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,216 HEY. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 152 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,886 THIS IS THE LOVELY EMILY. 153 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,886 (chuckles) 154 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,471 YOU MUST BE CHLOE. 155 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,471 IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE TO-- 156 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,056 VETO. 157 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,017 OHH. I'M SORRY. 158 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,017 WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. 159 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,602 THIS WAS FUN, THOUGH. 160 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,312 W--I DON'T-- 161 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,312 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I-- 162 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,231 JAMES AND I HAVE VETO POWER OVER 163 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,231 WHOEVER THE OTHER ONE DATES. 164 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,233 YEAH, IF ONE OF US YELLS "VETO," 165 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,233 THE OTHER ONE HAS TO HONOR IT 166 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,861 AND END THE RELATIONSHIP 167 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,861 IMMEDIATELY. 168 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,071 YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE 169 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,071 IT'S A THING, AND IT IS NOT. 170 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,531 IT IS A THING. IT'S OUR THING. 171 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,531 WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOREVER. 172 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,450 EVER SINCE CHLOE WANTED TO DATE 173 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,450 NASCAR CHAMPION JEFF GORDON. 174 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,243 (stock car engines roaring) 175 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,243 VETO. 176 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,121 WHAT?! 177 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,121 VETO! 178 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,247 WHAT?! 179 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,247 VE-- 180 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,457 (crowd cheering) 181 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,835 VETO! 182 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,963 BUT JEFF GORDON IS A CELEBRITY, 183 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,963 SO YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANY. 184 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,506 BYE FOREVER. 185 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,507 UH... 186 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,258 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, THOUGH. 187 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,886 COME BACK HERE SOMETIME 188 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,886 AND TRY THE CINNAMON BUNS. 189 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,261 THEY'RE AMAZING. 190 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,769 HOW COULD YOU VETO EMILY 191 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,769 SO QUICKLY? 192 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,270 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER. 193 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,439 I DIDN'T NEED TO. 194 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,439 IT'S LIKE A SPECIAL POWER. 195 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,942 SOME PEOPLE HAVE SPECIAL POWERS 196 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,942 WHERE THEY CAN'T SEE, 197 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,277 AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE SPECIAL 198 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,277 POWERS WHERE THEY CAN'T HEAR. 199 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,654 THOSE ARE 200 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,654 BLIND AND DEAF PEOPLE. 201 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,156 THEY'RE ACTUALLY 202 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,156 LACKING POWERS. 203 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,156 (horse whinnies) 204 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,365 MY SPECIAL POWER IS, 205 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,993 I KNOW WHEN JAMES' RELATIONSHIPS 206 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,993 ARE GOING TO END BADLY. 207 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,286 I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT, 208 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,286 BUT I TAKE ONE LOOK AT THE GIRL 209 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,372 AND IT'S LIKE 210 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,372 I "BEAUTIFUL MIND" IT. 211 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,957 AND TRUST ME, 212 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,957 IF HE KEPT GOING OUT WITH HER, 213 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,292 HE'D BECOME 214 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,292 SOFT AND COMPLACENT. 215 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,295 THAT POOR GIRL. YOU VETOED HER 216 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,295 RIGHT TO HER FACE. 217 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,380 SHE DIDN'T EVEN 218 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,380 GET ANY BREAD. 219 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,548 JUNE, IF YOU'RE NOT 220 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,799 BEING COMPLETELY HONEST 221 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,799 WITH YOUR FRIENDS, 222 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,176 THEN YOU'RE NOT HELPING THEM 223 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,469 BE THE BEST THAT 224 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,469 THEY CAN POSSIBLY BE. 225 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,804 BY THE WAY, 226 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,098 YOU'RE USING THE WRONG 227 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,098 FOUNDATION FOR YOUR SKIN TONE. 228 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,390 IT ACTUALLY CLASHES 229 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,390 WITH YOUR SKIN TONE. 230 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:30,187 IT'S LIKE YOUR FACE IS ONE GIRL, 231 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:30,187 AND YOUR NECK IS ANOTHER. 232 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,397 I JUST BOUGHT A WHOLE TUB 233 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,397 OF THIS STUFF! 234 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,318 I DON'T KNOW. I ALMOST THINK 235 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,318 TOO BIG IS WORSE THAN TOO SMALL. 236 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,029 I KNOW. 237 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,029 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GUY. 238 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,363 BUT TRUST ME, 239 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,363 IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, 240 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,616 SMALL JUST MAKES YOUR NOSE 241 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,616 LOOK GIANT. 242 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,118 ARE YOU GUYS STILL TALKING 243 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,118 ABOUT PENISES? 244 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,368 NO, WE'VE MOVED ON 245 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,368 TO SUNGLASSES. 246 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,370 DID WE? 247 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,580 OH. SPECIAL K IS CALLING. 248 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,124 SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM THAILAND. 249 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,124 I GOTTA GO. 250 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,708 OOH, SPEC-- 251 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,708 (beep) 252 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,418 WHAT UP, BITCH? 253 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,130 (gasps) SHUT UP, BITCH. 254 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,380 I AM IN, BITCH. 255 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,423 (beep) 256 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,423 OOH! 257 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,176 SPECIAL K JUST TOLD ME 258 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,176 ABOUT A PARTY 259 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,343 THAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW 260 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,343 WHERE SPIKE LEE IS ANGRY. 261 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,804 JAMES HAS BEEN DYING 262 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,804 TO WORK WITH HIM. 263 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,806 WE'VE GOTTA GO. 264 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,433 OH, MY GOD! I LOVE HIM! 265 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,433 THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! 266 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,769 I MEMORIZED EVERY WORD 267 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,769 OF "DO THE RIGHT THING." 268 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,646 PLEASE RECITE IT TO ME 269 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,646 WHILE I DO MY HAIR. 270 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,356 (hip-hop music playing) 271 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,356 "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT 272 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,356 THE RIGHT HAND, LEFT HAND. 273 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,358 "IT IS A TALE 274 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,358 OF GOOD AND EVIL. 275 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,570 HATE--IT IS WITH THIS HAND 276 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,570 THAT CANE ICED HIS BROTHER." 277 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,365 GRAB YOUR LEAST ANNOYING FEDORA, 278 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,365 JAMES! 279 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,367 WE'RE... 280 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,367 GOING TO SEE SPIKE. 281 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,369 CHLOE. I CAN EXPLAIN. 282 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,371 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 283 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,371 I VETOED HER. 284 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,999 YEAH, I, UH... 285 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,374 (pauses DVR) 286 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,501 I DIDN'T END UP DOING THAT. 287 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:39,338 HI, EMILY. I'M JUNE. 288 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:39,338 WE MET AT BRUNCH. 289 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,260 "NORBIT"! 290 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,053 I HATED THIS MOVIE 291 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,053 UNTIL I REALIZED 292 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,014 THAT'S EDDIE MURPHY, 293 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,014 THAT IS EDDIE MURPHY... 294 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:50,017 AND GUESS WHAT? 295 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:50,017 THAT IS EDDIE MURPHY. 296 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,351 (door slams) 297 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,402 OH, MY GOD. 298 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,402 YOU'RE CLOTHED UNDER THERE. 299 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,822 WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU GUYS 300 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,822 TIME TO TALK? 301 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,407 I'LL GO STAND IN THE... 302 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,407 DINING ROOM. 303 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,575 (forced laugh) 304 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,575 WON'T BE AWKWARD 305 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,037 THAT I CAN SEE YOU, 306 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,037 AND YOU CAN SEE ME. 307 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,038 TALK. 308 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,413 I... 309 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,414 (laughs) 310 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,916 I-I-I DON'T KNOW 311 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,916 WHAT TO SAY. 312 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,919 SHE LIKES ME FOR ME, 313 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,919 NOT THE GUY ON TV. RIGHT, EM? 314 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,214 OH, IT'S TRUE. I DIDN'T EVEN 315 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,214 KNOW HE WAS ON A SHOW. 316 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,924 UGH, VETO! 317 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,924 I VETO YOUR FACE. 318 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,425 CHLOE, IT'S DONE. 319 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,469 YOU CAN'T JUST OVERRIDE 320 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,469 THE VETO. 321 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,889 OR CAN HE? 322 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,683 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME 323 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,683 JAMES HASN'T HONORED THE VETO. 324 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,683 (gasps) 325 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,060 (camera shutter clicks) 326 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,060 UGH! 327 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,354 LUTHER! 328 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,354 SORRY, JAMES. I COULDN'T RESIST. 329 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,232 CHLOE'S SHOCK-SNAPPED ME 330 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,232 SO MANY TIMES. 331 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,524 YOUR RELAXER 332 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,524 GOT DISCONTINUED. 333 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,442 (gasps) 334 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,442 (camera shutter clicks) 335 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,070 FIRE ISLAND EXPLODED. 336 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,072 (gasps) 337 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,072 (camera shutter clicks) 338 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,447 PATTI LaBELLE DIED. 339 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,908 (gasps loudly) 340 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,908 (camera shutter clicks) 341 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,451 ALL RIGHT, CHLOE, 342 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,451 LISTEN TO ME. 343 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,619 IT'S TRUE I HAVEN'T ALWAYS 344 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,619 HONORED THE VETO, 345 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,455 BUT ONLY TIMES WHEN 346 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,455 I REALLY, REALLY LIKED THE GIRL. 347 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,457 OR WANTED 348 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,457 TO KEEP SLEEPING WITH HER. 349 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,625 THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY. 350 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,502 AND YOU BROKE UP 351 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,502 WITH THOSE GIRLS ANYWAY, 352 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,880 WHICH MEANS I WAS RIGHT 353 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,880 TO VETO THEM. 354 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,548 YEAH. EVENTUALLY, 355 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,548 THOSE RELATIONSHIPS ENDED, 356 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,466 BUT I DECIDED WHEN, 357 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,466 NOT YOU. 358 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,468 I MEAN, YOU CAN BE 359 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,468 A LITTLE... 360 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,054 MM, DIFFICULT. 361 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,972 (gasps) 362 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,972 SOMETIMES IT'S EASIER 363 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,972 JUST TO TELL YOU ONE THING 364 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,473 AND THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE. 365 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,475 SO YOU'VE 366 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,475 JUST BEEN HUMORING ME? 367 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,477 NO! NO. 368 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,562 WELL... 369 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,398 I MEAN... YEAH, TECHNICALLY. 370 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,524 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 371 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,524 THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 372 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,484 CHLOE, LISTEN. I TOLD YOU. 373 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,485 I'M NOT GONNA BREAK UP 374 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,485 WITH EMILY. 375 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,197 NO, I MEANT YOU AND ME. 376 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,197 THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 377 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,450 I THINK WE SHOULD 378 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,450 TAKE A BREAK. 379 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,121 MAYBE WE SHOULD. 380 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,497 FINE. 381 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,666 BUT DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME 382 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,666 WHEN YOUR CAREER SUFFERS 383 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,001 BECAUSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP 384 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,001 WITH HER 385 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,502 MAKES YOU SOFT 386 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,502 AND COMPLACENT. 387 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,004 WELL, DON'T YOU COME RUNNING 388 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,004 BACK TO ME WHEN YOU REALIZE 389 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,506 HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO LIVE 390 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,506 IN A BEEK-LESS WORLD. 391 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,009 THIS IS SERIOUS. WE SHOULD DO 392 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,009 SOMETHING. THEY'RE BREAKING UP! 393 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,470 DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT THIS. 394 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,597 HEY! 395 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,765 (camera shutter clicks) 396 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,765 NO! 397 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,600 (laughs) TOO SLOW, HO. 398 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,606 (gasps) 399 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,901 (singsongy) I STOLE 400 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,901 SPIKE LEE'S BASEBALL HAT. 401 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,154 I'M NOT WEARING IT. I WON'T WEAR 402 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,154 IT. BUT IT'S FUN TO HOLD. 403 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,613 GIVE ME YOUR KEYS. 404 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,613 I'LL PUT 'EM IN THERE. 405 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,990 I CAN'T BELIEVE 406 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,990 YOU WENT TO THAT PARTY 407 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,241 AFTER YOU AND JAMES 408 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,241 BROKE UP. 409 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,993 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS 410 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,993 FOR SEVEN YEARS. 411 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,161 IT IS A BIG DEAL. 412 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,330 IT HAPPENS. 413 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,330 FRIENDSHIPS DIE. 414 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,040 HATS GET STOLEN. 415 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,040 KEYS GO IN THEM. 416 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,042 WELL, YOU CAN PRETEND 417 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,042 YOU DON'T CARE, BUT I CAN'T. 418 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,543 (sighs) YOU BOTH MEAN A LOT 419 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,543 TO ME, 420 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,921 AND I AM NOT GOING 421 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,921 TO CHOOSE SIDES. 422 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,132 I DID THAT ONE WEEKEND 423 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,132 WHEN MY PARENTS SPLIT UP. 424 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,383 I CHOSE MY DAD-- 425 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,634 JUNE, CAN YOU SAVE 426 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,634 THIS AWESOME STORY 427 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,012 FOR WHEN YOU'RE HANGING OUT 428 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,012 WITH JAMES? THANKS. 429 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,556 HELLO, LADIES. 430 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,017 NOT TO SOUND LIKE "THATGUY," 431 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,560 BUT MY ART SHOW FLYERS 432 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,560 ARE READY. 433 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,562 COOL! I'M EXCITED. 434 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,562 I LOVE BUTTER. 435 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM 436 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 ONE OF THOSE STATES 437 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,650 WHERE CHOLESTEROL'S 438 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,650 A FOOD GROUP? 439 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,735 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 440 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,488 DO YOUR PEOPLE EAT 441 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,488 STRAIGHT FROM THE CHURN 442 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,572 OR DO THEY USE PLATES? 443 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,159 CHLOE, I'M NOT DOING 444 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,159 THIS MEAN THING WITH YOU. 445 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,413 DOES ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY 446 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,413 HAVE THEIR ORIGINAL KNEES? 447 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,248 OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW 448 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,248 IF IT'S ALLERGIES OR WHAT, 449 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING 450 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583 IN THERE. 451 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,378 OH, FORGET IT! 452 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,378 YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS! 453 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,296 (knock on door) 454 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,675 HELLO, 455 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,675 FORMER FRIEND OF JAMES. 456 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,053 I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY 457 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,053 OF RETURNING ALL THE POSSESSIONS 458 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,595 YOU LEFT AT HIS PLACE. 459 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,598 YOUR HANDCUFFS, 460 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,598 A GOO GOO DOLLS CD... 461 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,600 ANOTHER GOO GOO DOLLS CD, 462 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,103 AND A MAP 463 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,103 TO TED DANSON'S HOUSE. 464 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,523 GREAT, BECAUSE 465 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,523 I ALSO PUT TOGETHER 466 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,108 A BOX OF THINGS 467 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,108 THAT JAMES LEFT HERE. 468 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,610 THAT IS WEIRD. I HAVE 469 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,610 THAT SAME BACK SCRATCHER. 470 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,612 AND THAT IS A PHOTO 471 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,612 OF MY DOG MAISIE! 472 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,032 THIS IS MY STUFF! 473 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,032 OH, YOU CAUGHT THAT, HUH? 474 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,452 I WAS GONNA SAY, JAMES ALREADY 475 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,452 HAS TWO BACK SCRATCHERS. 476 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,579 YOU'RE LOOKING AT 'EM. 477 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,998 MMM! 478 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,624 (laughs) 479 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,624 (laughs) 480 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,710 IT'S AMAZING. NOBODY HAS EVER 481 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,710 COOKED IN THIS KITCHEN BEFORE. 482 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,628 HE WAS KEEPING MONEY 483 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,628 IN THE OVEN. 484 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,713 HA! I JUST THINK IT'S GREAT 485 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,631 THAT I CAN BE FRIENDS 486 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,631 WITH BOTH YOU AND CHLOE. 487 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,633 I'M GONNA BE TOTALLY NEUTRAL, 488 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,633 YOU KNOW? 489 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,634 I'M NOT PICKING MY DAD AGAIN. 490 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,429 WELL, SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S 491 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,429 A STORY HERE, JUNE. 492 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,222 LET'S BLOW PAST IT. 493 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,723 (quietly) OH. 494 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,642 I'M NOT PICKING SIDES, BUT I DO 495 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,642 THINK THAT YOU AND CHLOE SHOU-- 496 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,810 I'M--I'M GONNA 497 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,810 STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 498 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,062 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR 499 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,062 ANYTHING ABOUT CHLOE. 500 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,688 I KNOW EXACTLY 501 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,688 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 502 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,647 THE NEXT TIME 503 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,647 SHE PROJECTILE VOMITS 504 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,442 IN A CLUB 505 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,442 FULL OF 20-SOMETHINGS, 506 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,651 SHE'S NOT GONNA HAVE ME 507 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,651 TO PAY THE DRY CLEANING BILL. 508 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,071 OKAY, SHE DIDN'T REALLY 509 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,071 PROJECTILE VOMIT ALL OVER-- 510 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,781 LAST WEDNESDAY. 511 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,781 TWICE LAST MONTH. 512 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,747 SAW THE PICTURES 513 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,747 OF YOUR DINNER WITH JAMES 514 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,707 ON INSTAGRAM LAST NIGHT. 515 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,707 OH, YEAH, IT WAS FUN. 516 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:25,666 YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE IT. 517 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,586 UH, DID YOU SEE 518 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,586 THE PICTURES I POSTED? 519 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,670 NO, I DIDN'T. 520 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,670 OH, RIGHT! 521 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,670 I DIDN'T POST ANY PICTURES, 522 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,298 BECAUSE I WAS HOME ALONE 523 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,674 WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY 524 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,674 ABOUT SNAKES. 525 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,674 (door bell jingles) 526 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,177 ALL, THIS IS BECKETT EVERETT. 527 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,054 HE'S GOT FOUR "T"s 528 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,054 IN HIS NAME. 529 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,974 HE JUST DID A THREE-EPISODE ARC 530 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,974 ON "HIGH SCHOOL FANGS." 531 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,683 THANK YOU. 532 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,685 OH, MY GOD. 533 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,685 YOU WERE THE BEST PART 534 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,063 OF THE NEW ORLEANS 1800s 535 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,063 FLASHBACK SEASON. 536 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,690 YES, HE WAS. HE'S THE NEXT 537 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,690 JAMES VAN DER BEEK, 538 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,068 ONLY HE'S GONNA BE 539 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,068 EVEN HUGER AND BETTER. 540 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,696 HIS HEAD IS BETTER PROPORTIONED 541 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,696 THAN JAMES' WAS AT THAT AGE. 542 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,617 CHLOE, YOU CAN'T REPLACE JAMES. 543 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,618 YES, I CAN. 544 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,702 I REPLACED MY SHOES, 545 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,702 I REPLACED MY DOG, 546 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,870 I REPLACED MY ROOMMATE 547 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,205 UNTIL YOU PUT DOWN 548 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,205 ROOTS OF STEEL. 549 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,374 SUPERMAN 550 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,374 WAS THE MAN OF STEEL. 551 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,708 THAT WAS RANDOM. 552 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,708 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 553 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,711 DID YOUR HANDSOMENESS 554 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,711 JUST LEAK INTO YOUR BRAIN? 555 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:11,879 CAN THAT HAPPEN? 556 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,340 UGH! GOD! 557 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,716 WHY IS EVERYONE 558 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,716 SO BAD AT THIS? 559 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,136 CAN I HAVE $200 560 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,136 TO PAY MY CELL PHONE BILL? 561 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,805 I'VE BEEN BEEN PRANK CALLING 562 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,805 KELLY OSBOURNE MORE THAN USUAL. 563 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,723 I DON'T HAVE $200. 564 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,143 I'VE ONLY DONE, LIKE, 565 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,143 THREE EPISODES OF "H.S.F.," 566 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,312 AND I'M SUPPORTING MY MOM. 567 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,523 SHE'S ALSO MY MANAGER. 568 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,523 (bells jingle) 569 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,732 I CALL HER MY "MOMAGER." 570 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,776 THANK YOU. 571 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,529 (bells jingle) 572 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,239 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪ 573 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,782 HEY, CHLOE, IT'S ME. 574 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,741 I GUESS YOU PAID YOUR BILL, 575 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,452 BECAUSE I'M LEAVING YOU 576 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,452 THIS MESSAGE. 577 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,744 JUST WANTED 578 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,744 TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY, 579 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,038 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T 580 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,038 SEEN YOU SINCE YESTERDAY 581 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,415 WHEN YOU STORMED OUT 582 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,415 ON BECKETT EVERETT... 583 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,833 WHO ALSO HAS FIVE "E"s 584 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,833 IN HIS NAME. 585 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,418 NO ONE ELSE NOTICED IT. 586 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,753 ANYWAY, CALL ME. 587 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,422 (beep) 588 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,422 (knock on door) 589 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,759 (door creaks) 590 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,760 LUTHER. 591 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,970 ARE YOU OKAY? 592 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,559 I'VE SEEN SOMETHING, 593 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,559 AND I'M CONFLICTED. 594 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,935 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 595 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,935 OR HOW TO FEEL. 596 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,646 I... 597 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,646 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 598 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,813 I DON'T... 599 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,815 THINK SO. 600 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,234 DO YOU AT LEAST WANT 601 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,234 TO TAKE OFF YOUR COAT? 602 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,235 NO. 603 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,653 NO. 604 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,778 OH, GOD. 605 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,780 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN 606 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,780 TO CHLOE? 607 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,699 MM-HMM. 608 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,075 DID SHE SPIRAL OUT 609 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,075 WITHOUT JAMES? 610 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,369 IS SHE IN JAIL? 611 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,369 IS SHE DEAD? 612 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,786 IS SHE DEAD IN THE STREET? 613 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,788 UNH-UNH. 614 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,833 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 615 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,792 I-I JUST... 616 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,670 I DON'T... 617 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,796 (speaking inaudibly) 618 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,796 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 619 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,632 (June) CHLOE HAS A JOB 620 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,428 WORKING AT GLOSS MOBILE? 621 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,430 IT'S AWFUL. 622 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,640 BUT ALSO... 623 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,975 KIND OF FUNNY. 624 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,063 LIKE A TORNADO RIPPING 625 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,063 THROUGH A BANANA FACTORY. 626 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,856 I SAW IT ON YouTube. 627 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,816 PEOPLE AND BANANAS, 628 00:12:55,858 --> 00:13:00,821 SWIRLING AND SWIRLING... 629 00:12:55,858 --> 00:13:00,821 (laughs) 630 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:01,906 IT'S SAD. 631 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:02,865 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 632 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,158 (door slams) 633 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,830 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 634 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,830 COME ON. 635 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,666 WE GOTTA GO IN 636 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,666 AND TALK TO HER. 637 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,666 MNH-MNH. 638 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,752 I DON'T ACT 639 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,752 UNTIL I KNOW HOW I FEEL. 640 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,545 I LEARNED THAT LESSON 641 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,545 WHEN I TRIED TO THROW MYSELF 642 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,673 INTO MY MOTHER'S COFFIN. MM. 643 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,260 (bell dings) 644 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,179 CHLOE? 645 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,518 UM... DO YOU... 646 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,438 WORK HERE 647 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,438 AT--AT... GLOSS MOBILE? 648 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,690 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA 649 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,690 HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER. 650 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,859 BUT... THERE'S NO ONE 651 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,859 ELSE AROUND. 652 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:39,818 NUMBER, MA'AM. 653 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,074 9! 654 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,867 10! 655 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,953 10? 656 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,871 11! 657 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,871 I'M 11. 658 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,457 HI. WELCOME 659 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,457 TO GLOSS MOBILE. 660 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,792 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 661 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,918 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN 662 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,918 ACCESSORY FOR YOUR DEVICE TODAY? 663 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,545 CHLOE, 664 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,963 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 665 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,881 I DON'T KNOW. 666 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,881 I CAME IN TO PAY MY BILL, 667 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,967 AND I GOT INTO IT WITH CUSTOMER 668 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,967 SERVICE ABOUT ROLLOVER MINUTES, 669 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,885 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW 670 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,885 I WAS WORKING HERE. 671 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,764 IS THIS BECAUSE... 672 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,764 YOU NEED MONEY 673 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:08,889 SINCE YOU AND JAMES-- 674 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,183 JUNE, THIS HAS 675 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,183 NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY. 676 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,893 I HAVE PLENTY OF SCAMS 677 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,893 TO GENERATE MONEY. 678 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,145 I'M HERE BECAUSE... 679 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,145 (whispers) I LOVE IT. 680 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,896 UM, DID YOU CALL 10? 681 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,691 TWICE. 682 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,691 I'VE MOVED ON TO 11. 683 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,567 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY 684 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,567 WITHIN THE VICINITY. 685 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,901 I WAS STANDING 686 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,901 RIGHT OVER THERE. 687 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,902 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU CALL 10. 688 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,112 IRONIC THAT YOU'D BE A 10, 689 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,905 SEEING AS HOW 690 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,905 YOU'RE CLEARLY A 2. 691 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,907 YOU'RE AWFULLY CONFIDENT 692 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,907 FOR A GROWN WOMAN WITH BANGS. 693 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,117 LET ME GUESS 694 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,117 WHY YOU'RE HERE. 695 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,410 YOU DROPPED 696 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,410 YOUR PHONE IN THE TOILET 697 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,287 WHILE CARESSING 698 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,287 YOUR HOT DOG AND GRAPES? 699 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,914 EW. THOSE FOODS 700 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,914 DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER. 701 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,625 I'M GONNA SWITCH CARRIERS. 702 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,793 HA! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 703 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,336 CHECK YOUR CONTRACT. 704 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,336 WE OWN YOUR ASS. 705 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,923 (inhales) AHH. SO SATISFYING. 706 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,923 (bell dings) 707 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,925 CHLOE, I THINK I KNOW 708 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,925 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 709 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,761 YOU ARE TRADING INSULTS 710 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,761 WITH CUSTOMERS 711 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,805 BECAUSE YOU MISS 712 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,805 DOING THAT WITH JAMES. 713 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,973 NO. I KNOW 714 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,973 IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE ME. 715 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,933 BUT I REALLY THINK 716 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,933 I FOUND MY NICHE-- 717 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,310 I LEARNED THAT WORD 718 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,310 IN TRAINING. 719 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,103 I LOVE GLO-MO. 720 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,731 I SIGNED UP 721 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,731 FOR 90 HOURS THIS WEEK. 722 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,981 I TRIED 723 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,981 TO SIGN UP FOR MORE, 724 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,400 BUT APPARENTLY, 725 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,400 THAT'S ALL THEY'RE OPEN. 726 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,318 I MEAN, NO WONDER 727 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,318 THE CHINESE ARE BEATING US. 728 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,319 12! 729 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,613 I'M NUMBERS 12 730 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,613 THROUGH 25. 731 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,991 I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 732 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,955 WAIT, I'M CONFUSED. 733 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,957 ISN'T IT A GOOD THING 734 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,957 THAT CHLOE HAS A JOB? 735 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,959 SHE'S CLEARLY HURTING. 736 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,838 CHLOE ISN'T THE KIND OF PERSON 737 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,838 WHO GETS A PAYCHECK, 738 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,006 OR WHO HEATS THINGS UP 739 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,006 IN THE MICROWAVE AT LUNCH. 740 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,592 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING 741 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,968 THAT SHE SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE 742 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,968 TRYING TO AVOID. 743 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,970 THIS IS HER ROCK BOTTOM. 744 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,972 YOU'RE DESCRIBING 745 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,972 REALLY NORMAL THINGS 746 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,683 IN A REALLY DRAMATIC WAY. 747 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,561 SHE WAS WEARING 748 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,561 PLEATED PANTS. 749 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,396 (voice breaks) 750 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,396 AND HER SHOES... 751 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,273 MY GOD, HER SHOES... 752 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,984 ORTHOPEDICS. 753 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,984 SOLID BLACK. DEAD AS NIGHT. 754 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,986 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 755 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,988 THIS IS CHLOE 756 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,988 IN A BEEK-LESS WORLD. 757 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,283 (whispers) OH. 758 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,283 (door bell jingles) 759 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,120 ELI. ARE YOU OKAY? 760 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,998 I'VE SEEN SOMETHING... 761 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,378 I WAS AT MY ART SHOW, WHICH 762 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,378 YOU'RE ALL LATE FOR, BY THE WAY. 763 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,714 I SAW IT, AND... 764 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:09,218 I HAD TO LEAVE 765 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:09,218 AND COME FIND YOU. I JUST... 766 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,304 I DON'T KNOW. 767 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:16,893 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 768 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,018 ♪ OH-OH ♪ 769 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,064 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 770 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,233 OH! HEY, GANG! 771 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,987 OH, MY. 772 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,987 JAMES IS A GIANT PEACH. 773 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,866 (chuckles) YES, I KNOW. 774 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,452 I... PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT 775 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,452 SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU. 776 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329 I JUST HAD DINNER WITH YOU 777 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329 TWO DAYS AGO. 778 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,289 YEAH. I'M--I'M A QUICK FAT. 779 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,458 WHEN I'M HAPPY, I TEND 780 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,458 TO PUT ON WEIGHT LIKE THAT. 781 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,043 (laughs) 782 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,043 BUT IT'S OKAY. 783 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,043 EMILY DOESN'T MIND. 784 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,045 NO. 785 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,045 RIGHT, EM? SHOW THEM HOW 786 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,045 YOU RUB MY BELLY. 787 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,965 OH, I THINK HE'S ADORABLE. 788 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,965 (chuckles) 789 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,965 (laughs) 790 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,258 HE'S MY JIGGLY WIGGLY 791 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,258 JIGGLEPUSS. 792 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,637 I'LL GET SOME CHEESE CUBES. 793 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,637 ALL RIGHT. 794 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,305 (James chuckles) 795 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,056 AHH! I TELL YOU, 796 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,101 I JUST FEEL SO COMFORTABLE 797 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,101 WITH EMILY, WITH MYSELF. 798 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,687 IT JUST... 799 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,147 (sighs) I JUST FEEL GOOD 800 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,147 IN MY OWN BODY. 801 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,900 BUT, JAMES... 802 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,151 Y-YOU'RE AN ACTOR. 803 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,069 AREN'T--AREN'T YOU WORRIED 804 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,069 ABOUT YOUR CAREER? 805 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,948 NAH. MANY FINE ACTORS HAVE HAD 806 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,948 DRAMATIC WEIGHT GAINS 807 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,783 AND JUST KEPT 808 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,783 RIGHT ON WORKING. 809 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,076 UH, VAL KILMER, 810 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,912 VINCE VAUGHN, STEVEN SEAGAL. 811 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,247 I FIND ALL THREE OF THOSE PEOPLE 812 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,247 HARD TO LOOK AT. 813 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,668 ANYWAY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 814 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,668 THIS IS ABOUT ELI AND HIS SHOW. 815 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,085 RIGHT? 816 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,085 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS! 817 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,379 AH! 818 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,089 JAMES IS VOLUNTARILY DEFLECTING 819 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,089 ATTENTION FROM HIMSELF. 820 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,091 THIS IS HIS ROCK BOTTOM. 821 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,136 THAT HAS GOT TO BE 822 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,136 ELI'S MOTHER. 823 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,680 IT'S ELI IN A DRESS. 824 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,390 (laughs) 825 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,392 (door opens) 826 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,310 HEY. (groans) 827 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,310 SORRY, I'M LATE. 828 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,729 I COULDN'T LEAVE WORK EARLY 829 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,106 BECAUSE MY MANAGER RAJ 830 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,106 WAS BEING A REAL HARD ASS. 831 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,985 (sighs) BUT I RESPECT HIM. 832 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,116 HEY. 833 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,202 HEY. 834 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,121 LOOK. THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER. 835 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,790 THEY REALIZED WHAT A MESS 836 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,790 THEY ARE WITHOUT EACH OTHER 837 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,124 AND THEY'RE GONNA TALK. 838 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,837 YOUR VELCRO'S CROOKED. 839 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,296 THANKS. 840 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,506 YOU'VE GOT FROSTING 841 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,506 IN YOUR HAIR. 842 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,092 OH. I-I HAD FROSTING EARLIER. 843 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,177 (rips Velcro) 844 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,177 THAT'S IT? 845 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,512 THAT CAN'T BE IT. 846 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,222 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE. 847 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,640 I'M NOT GONNA 848 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,640 STAND BACK HERE 849 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,936 AND WATCH THEM THROW AWAY 850 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,936 THIS BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP. 851 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,021 NO MORE BEING NEUTRAL. 852 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,773 I CHOOSE MOM AND DAD. 853 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,025 HEY, LOOK. 854 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,234 YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS, 855 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,986 SO YOU SHOULD BE ACTING LIKE IT. 856 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,654 I MEAN, LOOK AT EACH OTHER! 857 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,199 CHLOE, YOU SHOULD 858 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,199 SAY SOMETHING... 859 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,243 I DON'T KNOW, 860 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,243 LIKE, FAT TO HIM. 861 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,954 AND THEN, JAMES, 862 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,954 YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING 863 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,163 ABOUT HOW LAME GLOSS MOBILE IS. 864 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,041 THEN, CHLOE, YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE, 865 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,041 "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 866 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,251 YOU'RE EVEN FATTER 867 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,251 THAN I SAID YOU WERE BEFORE." 868 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,420 AND THEN JAMES WILL BE ALL LIKE, 869 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,420 "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 870 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,756 I MOVE FASTER 871 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,756 THAN GLO-MO DATA TRANSFERS." 872 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,174 AND THEN CHLOE WILL BE LIKE, 873 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,174 "WELL, WHAT IS IT LIKE 874 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,803 COMPETING AGAINST BRIAN DENNEHY 875 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,803 FOR ROLES?" 876 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,263 AND THEN JAMES WILL BE ALL LIKE, 877 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,263 "OH, WELL, WHAT IS IT LIKE 878 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,599 COMPETING AGAINST LESBIANS 879 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,599 FOR SHIRTS?" 880 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,478 BACK AND FORTH! 881 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,478 INSULTS! TEARS! LAUGHTER! 882 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,021 HUGGING? 883 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,691 YES! THEY'RE HUGGING! 884 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,862 SHE'S GOT BUTTER 885 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,862 ON HER BUTT. 886 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,614 (chuckles) BUTTER BUTT. 887 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,200 I... OH, GOD. I WAS STANDING 888 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,200 AGAINST ELI'S WALL. 889 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,578 SHE'S TRYING TO WIPE IT OFF. 890 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,578 SHE'S GOT IT ON HER SWEATER. 891 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,205 SWEATER BUTTER. 892 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,205 OH, NOW LUTHER'S GETTIN' 893 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,205 IN THERE. 894 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,207 BUTTER BUTT RUBBER. 895 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,207 BUTTER BUTT RUBBER. 896 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,294 (Luther, lowered voice) 897 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,294 OKAY... 898 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,635 OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT DOING 899 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,635 SO WELL. 900 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,219 YEAH. 901 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,220 ME, NEITHER. 902 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,058 NICE NECK PEN. 903 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,267 AT LEAST I HAVE A NECK. 904 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,394 (laughs) 905 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,394 (laughs) 906 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,522 I'VE MISSED THIS. 907 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,440 YOU'RE RIGHT. 908 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,440 I GOT SOFT AND COMPLACENT 909 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,233 WITHOUT YOU AROUND 910 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,233 TO KEEP ME SHARP. 911 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,235 I DON'T WANNA LIVE 912 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,235 IN A BEEK-LESS WORLD. 913 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,445 IT'S TOO GRUESOME. 914 00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,116 YESTERDAY, I HAD TO FILL OUT 915 00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,116 SOMETHING CALLED A W-2 FORM. 916 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,118 I MEAN, I WROTE THE WORD "BALLS" 917 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,118 IN EVERY SECTION, 918 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,537 BUT STILL... 919 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,537 I HAD TO FILL IT OUT. 920 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,165 WHAT IS THIS? 921 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,958 GET RID OF THIS. 922 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,335 EXCUSE ME. THERE YOU GO. 923 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,254 CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE, 924 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,254 PLEASE? THANKS. 925 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,924 DON'T EVER BLOW OFF 926 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,924 MY VETO AGAIN. 927 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,467 I SAY WE JUST VETO 928 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,467 THE VETOES. 929 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,260 OKAY, GOOD, 930 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,260 BECAUSE JEFF GORDON CALLED. 931 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,721 HE'S DRIVING 500 TIMES 932 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,721 IN A CIRCLE 933 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,973 AND THEN HE WANTS 934 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,973 TO HANG OUT. 935 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,265 (laughs) 936 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,475 OH, YOU GUYS MADE UP! 937 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,269 YAY! I SAVED 938 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,269 ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. 939 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,772 YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT 940 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,772 MY MOM AND DAD BACK TOGETHER-- 941 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,149 YOU WEREN'T STANDING 10 FEET 942 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,525 FROM A DINOSAUR MADE 943 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,525 OF RANCID BUTTER, 944 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,276 WHICH YOU HAVEN'T EVEN 945 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,276 LOOKED AT YET. 946 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,487 NONE OF YOU HAVE 947 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,487 LOOKED AT IT. 948 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,864 LOOK AT IT! 949 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,240 (door slams) 950 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,287 YOU'RE LUCKY 951 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,287 YOU'RE A QUICK THIN. 952 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,082 (exhales deeply) 953 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,082 I KNOW. THAT GOT ROUGH. 954 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,167 I WAS HAVING TROUBLE 955 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,167 SEEING MY DONG IN THE SHOWER. 956 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,377 (chuckles) IT'S ALWAYS 957 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,377 KIND OF BEEN HARD TO SEE. 958 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,879 (laughs) 959 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,879 RIGHT, EMILY? 960 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,505 EMILY. 961 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,299 (laughs) I'M SO SORRY. 962 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,299 WE GOT OFF-TRACK THERE. 963 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,384 UH, LISTEN. 964 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,384 (chuckles) 965 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,929 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT 966 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,929 BETWEEN US. 967 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680 I GOT FAT ON YOUR WATCH. 968 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,306 BUT... JAMES, 969 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,306 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 970 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,559 I LIKE YOU NO MATTER WHAT 971 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,559 YOU LOOK LIKE. 972 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,310 YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 973 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,310 YEAH, SEE, 974 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,396 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 975 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,396 TO GIVE ME CONDITIONAL LOVE. 976 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,815 I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE 977 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,815 WHO GIVES ME UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. 978 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,316 THAT'S ME. 979 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,779 FULL-FAT MILK? I MEAN... 980 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,822 VETO! I VETO LUTHER. 57804

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