All language subtitles for dont trust the bitch in apartment 23 s02e10 1080p web x264-strife (1)_track3_[eng]

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,087 OKAY, SO CARDS ON THE TABLE-- 2 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,087 I'M NOT THAT GREAT AT DATING. 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,924 MY EX-FIANCE AND I WERE TOGETHER 4 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,924 SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, 5 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,217 SO I JUST HAVEN'T HAD 6 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,217 A TON OF EXPERIENCE AT IT. 7 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,304 MY ROOMMATE SAYS YOU SHOULD 8 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,304 TREAT DATING AS A GAME. 9 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,097 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 10 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,097 I'M TALKING TO THIS GUY. 11 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,767 NO, WHY ARE YOU SAYING 12 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,767 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? IT'S BORING. 13 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,101 WHAT? IT'S NOT BORING. 14 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,104 I'M SORRY. MY FRIEND WANTS 15 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,104 TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER BORINGNESS. 16 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,982 I DO NOT WANT TO APOLOGIZE 17 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,982 FOR MY BORINGNESS. 18 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,859 TO MAKE UP FOR IT, 19 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,859 SHE'LL SHOW YOU HER TATERS. 20 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,067 MY WHAT? 21 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,067 YOU KNOW, YOUR RACK. 22 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,237 YOUR GUNS. YOUR GEEGAWS. 23 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,237 YOUR JILK MUGS. 24 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,950 SEE? SO BORING. 25 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:35,285 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 26 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:35,285 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 27 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,954 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 28 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,706 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 29 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,706 (buzzer) 30 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,333 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 31 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,084 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 32 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,128 (man) OKAY, MAY, 33 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,128 IT'S DECISION TIME. 34 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,130 YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE TWO 35 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,130 OF THESE THREE GENTLEMEN 36 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,174 TO BE IN NEXT WEEK'S FINALE. 37 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,092 WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 38 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,887 (pounding) 39 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,555 THIS IS THE HARDEST THING 40 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,555 I'VE EVER DONE, 41 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,097 BESIDES BEAT CANCER. 42 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,140 YOU'RE SO STRONG, MAY! 43 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,559 THANK YOU, SEAN. 44 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,020 JACKSON... 45 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,103 HEY-O! 46 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,103 (deep voice) YEAH! 47 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,105 WILL YOU ACCEPT 48 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,105 MY GOLDEN SPRING? 49 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,607 (boing) 50 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,607 ABSOLUTELY. 51 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,735 I AM SO GLAD 52 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,735 THAT SHE DIDN'T PICK SEAN. 53 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,111 OH, ME, TOO. 54 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,111 HE'S SUCH A KISS-ASS. 55 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,906 "YOU'RE SO STRONG, MAY!" 56 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,114 (laughs) WHO SAYS THAT? 57 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,034 (monotone voice) 58 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,034 ♪ SEAN IS SO LAME ♪ 59 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,369 UGH. YOU GUYS ARE STILL WATCHING 60 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,369 "SPRING INTO MAY?" 61 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,913 THAT SHOW SUCKS. 62 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,205 JAMES IS SUPER JUDGY 63 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,205 ABOUT TV HOSTS. 64 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,499 (exhales) LOOK AT THAT CLOWN. 65 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,125 I'M A WAY BETTER HOST 66 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,125 THAN HE IS. 67 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,127 STAY TUNED. "SPRING INTO MAY" 68 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,127 WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 69 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,295 YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN 70 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,295 THE DATING SHOW 71 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,547 I JUST HOSTED IN BELGIUM. 72 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,924 AND THE LOVERS ARE SPINNING. 73 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,800 DIEDRICK, ARE YOU READY 74 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,800 FOR YOUR CHANCE 75 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,134 AT UNIMAGINABLE LUST? 76 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,177 JA! (laughs) 77 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,387 WONDERBAAR! 78 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,309 AHH. GREAT TASTE. 79 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,309 ALWAYS ONE-OF-A-KIND. 80 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,310 IT WAS A LITTLE 81 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,310 ALL OVER THE PLACE. 82 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,812 I MEAN, THE--THE WHEELS 83 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,812 WERE DANGEROUS. 84 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,147 BUT I HAD SOME 85 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,147 REALLY GOOD IDEAS. 86 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,858 IF THE PRODUCERS 87 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,858 HAD JUST LISTENED TO ME-- 88 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,234 QUIET! 89 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,234 IT'S BACK ON! 90 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,986 (man) 91 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,986 ...THEN DOWN TO 24, THEN 14... 92 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,780 (Chloe) MM! (giggles) 93 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,198 OH, YEAH. WHOO! WHOA. 94 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,198 (giggles) 95 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,325 CHLOE, WE'RE TRYING 96 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,325 TO WATCH SOMETHING. 97 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,661 AND I AM TRYING 98 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,661 TO DO SOMEONE. 99 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,330 NOW STOP WATCHING 100 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,330 THESE STUPID DATING SHOWS 101 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,666 AND GET IN THE GAME, JUNE. 102 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,666 GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBODY. 103 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,418 I HAVE VERY TOUGH CRITERIA. 104 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,963 HE CAN'T BE FROM 105 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,963 YOUR WORK OR YOUR GYM, 106 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,171 OR LIVE IN YOUR BUILDING. 107 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,215 (lowered voice) WE DON'T 108 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,215 WORK TOGETHER ANYMORE. 109 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,175 AND HE CAN'T BE SOMEONE 110 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,175 THAT CHLOE SLEPT WITH, 111 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,552 WHICH IS REALLY HARD TO FIND. 112 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,471 HELLO? HOW DO 113 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,471 YOU THINK I FEEL? 114 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,181 I ONLY SLEEP WITH GUYS 115 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,181 I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH BEFORE. 116 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,476 YOU KNOW 117 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,476 MY SCORCHED EARTH POLICY. 118 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,770 UM, WE'VE ACTUALLY 119 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,770 HAD SEX BEFORE. 120 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,065 OH. GET OUT. 121 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,190 (man) YOU HAVE JUST ENOUGH 122 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,190 COIL POINTS TO MAKE 123 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,190 THAT HAPPEN... 124 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,191 (door opens and closes) 125 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:34,195 JUNE, THERE ARE TONS OF GUYS 126 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:34,195 IN NEW YORK. 127 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,364 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT 128 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,364 AND HELP YOU MEET ONE. 129 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,491 (lowered voice) 130 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,491 RIGHT HERE. 131 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,200 A GOOD ONE. 132 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,079 (mouth full) I MEAN, 133 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,079 I WAS RIGHT THERE. 134 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,998 WHY DOESN'T JUNE 135 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,998 EVER CONSIDER ME 136 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,206 AS SOMEONE 137 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,206 SHE MIGHT WANNA DATE? 138 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,458 DUDE, YOU'RE IN 139 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,458 THE FRIEND ZONE. 140 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,085 THAT'S NOT 141 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,085 ONE OF HER CRITERIA. 142 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,378 THAT'S AN UNSPOKEN CRITERIA. 143 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,380 THE FRIEND ZONE WAS ALSO 144 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,380 ONE OF THE IDEAS I HAD 145 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,215 TO IMPROVE THAT BELGIAN 146 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,215 GAME SHOW THAT I HOSTED. 147 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,843 SEE, ALL THE CONTESTANTS 148 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,843 WOULD PUT THEIR FRIENDS 149 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,553 IN AN AREA, OR "ZONE." 150 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,224 THAT SOUNDS... 151 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,224 GREAT, MAN. 152 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,309 RIGHT? 153 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,686 (dance music playing) 154 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,228 OKAY, SO WE ARE NOT HERE 155 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,228 TO SIT AT THE BAR 156 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,689 AND COMPARE TAMPONS 157 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,689 ALL NIGHT. 158 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,690 WE ARE HERE TO TALK TO GUYS. 159 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,692 AND STOP USING 160 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,692 YOUR STUPID CRITERIA 161 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,234 AS AN EXCUSE 162 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,234 TO LAY ON THE COUCH 163 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,528 AND EAT MEXICAN SANDWICHES. 164 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,237 (LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" 165 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,237 playing) 166 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,115 (speaking inaudibly) 167 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,115 (whistles) 168 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,533 (June, thinking) 169 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,533 HIS NOSE IS WHISTLING. 170 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,533 (whistles) 171 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,242 HIS NOSE IS WHISTLING. 172 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,243 (whistles) 173 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,411 (speaking inaudibly) 174 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,122 THIS GUY LOOKS 175 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,122 SO ANGRY WHEN HE TALKS. 176 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:28,167 HE'S NOT SAYING ANGRY WORDS, 177 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:28,167 BUT HE LOOKS SO MAD. 178 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,294 I MEAN, HE'S TALKING 179 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,294 ABOUT RAINBOWS. 180 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,255 (speaking inaudibly) 181 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,255 THIS GUY HAS 182 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,255 ORANGE MOUTH CORNERS. 183 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,549 HE'S BEEN EATING A SLOPPY JOE, 184 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,926 AND HE HASN'T EVEN 185 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,926 WIPED HIS FACE. 186 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,261 I'M JUST GONNA WIPE HIS MOUTH 187 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,261 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 188 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,850 HEY, YOU JUST DID 189 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,850 A GOOD DEED THERE. 190 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,351 OH, YOU SAW THAT? 191 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,351 OH, YEAH. 192 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,437 I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE 193 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,437 HAVE FOOD ON THEIR FACE. 194 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,731 IT'S SO... 195 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,524 DISGUSTING. I KNOW! 196 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,524 DISGUSTING. I KNOW! 197 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,942 EXCEPT WHEN 198 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,942 IT'S MY GREAT AUNT. 199 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,653 SHE'S OLD, SO I LIKE 200 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,653 HELPING HER WIPE HER FACE. 201 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,863 AW, THAT'S SWEET. 202 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,698 ANYWAY, I'M DANIEL. 203 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,117 HI, I'M JUNE. 204 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,535 OKAY, THIS IS GONNA 205 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,535 SOUND WEIRD, 206 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,079 BUT YOU JUST LIKE 207 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,079 WHAT I IMAGINED 208 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,288 HARRY POTTER WOULD LOOK LIKE 209 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,288 WHEN I WAS READING THE BOOKS. 210 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,666 ONLY THE--THE GROWN-UP 211 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,666 MAN VERSION. 212 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,918 BOTH MY PARENTS 213 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,918 WERE ALSO KILLED, 214 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,087 BUT NOT BY A WIZARD. 215 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,755 I'M KIDDING. 216 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,755 THEY'RE IN CONNECTICUT... 217 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,548 (exhales) 218 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,548 LEADING VERY ACTIVE LIVES. 219 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,758 (laughs) 220 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,342 CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 221 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,261 YEAH. SURE. THANK YOU. 222 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,100 OH, GOD, YOU'RE NEVER 223 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,100 GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 224 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,184 OKAY. 225 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,310 NO, NO, I THINK 226 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,310 I JUST MET SOMEONE. 227 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,105 HE'S CUTE AND HE'S SINGLE, 228 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,565 AND HE HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP 229 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,565 WITH HIS GREAT AUNT. 230 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,900 GOOD. ASK HIM OUT. 231 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,984 REALLY? JUST LIKE THAT? 232 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:36,985 OF COURSE. 233 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:36,985 YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 234 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,112 HE'LL BE 235 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,112 THE LUCKIEST GUY HERE. 236 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,738 JUST TOUCH UP 237 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,738 YOUR LIP GLOSS A BIT. 238 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,156 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 239 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,156 I'LL DO IT. 240 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,199 OKAY. 241 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,208 HEY, DO YOU WANNA 242 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,208 GO OUT SOMETIME? 243 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,627 WOW. YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT? 244 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:54,753 YEAH. IS THAT WEIRD? 245 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,172 NO, NO. IT'S AWESOME. 246 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,632 THE ONLY WEIRD THING 247 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,341 IS THAT TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS 248 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,341 JUST ASKED ME OUT 249 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,010 IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE. 250 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,804 WHAT OTHER GIRL 251 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,804 ASKED YOU OUT? 252 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,889 UH, THAT GIRL 253 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,889 RIGHT OVER THERE. 254 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,522 (door opens) 255 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,524 (exhales) 256 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,652 YOU WALK FAST 257 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,652 FOR YOUR LEG LENGTH. 258 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,361 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 259 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,361 HELPING ME MEET A GUY, 260 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,863 NOT FINDING ONE 261 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,863 FOR YOURSELF. 262 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,406 WHEN DID YOU EVEN 263 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,406 HAVE TIME TO ASK HIM OUT? 264 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,783 WHEN YOU WERE 265 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,783 PUTTING ON YOUR LIP GLOSS. 266 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,660 THAT WAS A DIVERSION TACTIC 267 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,660 ON MY PART. 268 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,870 FRANKLY, YOU WERE KIND OF 269 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,870 ALREADY WEARING TOO MUCH. 270 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,371 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 271 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,371 TO ME? 272 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,040 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 273 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,040 WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT. 274 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,417 YOU TAKE SOMETHING THAT'S 275 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,417 AVAILABLE--WHO WANTS THAT? 276 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,961 TAKE SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE-- 277 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,171 VALUE. 278 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,173 UNBELIEVABLE. 279 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,173 THIS IS NOT A GAME. 280 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,174 (chair creaks) 281 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,800 BUT IT COULD BE. 282 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,970 OOH. JAMES HAS BEEN SITTING 283 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,970 IN THAT CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME? 284 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,429 I'M INTRIGUED, JAMES. 285 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,974 YOU TWO COULD COMPETE 286 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,974 FOR THIS GUY. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 287 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,600 DANIEL. 288 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,600 NO EARTHLY IDEA. 289 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,102 I'LL SET THE RULES, 290 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,102 INCORPORATING THE IDEAS 291 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,854 THAT I WANTED TO USE 292 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,854 IN BELGIUM. 293 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,438 AND IF IT WORKS, 294 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,481 I'LL PITCH IT AS A TV SHOW 295 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,481 AND HOST IT MYSELF. 296 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,859 NO! YOU CAN'T TOY 297 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,859 WITH A PERSON LIKE THAT. 298 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,237 BESIDES, I WOULD NEVER COMPETE 299 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,237 AGAINST CHLOE FOR A GUY. 300 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,489 THE FIRST THING SHE'D DO 301 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,489 IS JUST SLEEP WITH HIM. 302 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,573 YOU KNOW IT. 303 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,408 WELL, JUNE, 304 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,408 AS IT JUST SO HAPPENS, 305 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,661 ONE OF MY RULES IS NO SEX 306 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,661 FOR THE FIRST FIVE DATES. 307 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,496 THAT WAY CHLOE CAN'T GAIN 308 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,496 AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. 309 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,664 BOO. 310 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,415 SO BASICALLY, 311 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,415 EITHER I DON'T PLAY, 312 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,669 IN WHICH CASE CHLOE SLEEPS WITH 313 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,669 DANIEL AND MAKES HIM UNDATABLE, 314 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,339 OR I ACTUALLY PLAY, AND I HAVE 315 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,339 A CHANCE TO DATE HIM. 316 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,923 GREAT. YOU'RE IN. 317 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,923 YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT. 318 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,259 NO SEX FOR FIVE DATES 319 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,259 SOUNDS LIKE TORTURE. 320 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,802 AWESOME. SO I GET DANIEL. 321 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,679 NO. YOU WANT HIM? HE'S MINE. 322 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,679 I'M BACK IN. VALUE! 323 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,264 PERFECT! OKAY. 324 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,433 (deep voice) LET'S MINGLE 325 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,433 WHILE WE'RE SINGLE. 326 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,435 THAT'S HOW THE GAME STARTS. 327 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,520 THE GAME 328 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,520 JUST OFFICIALLY STARTED. 329 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,064 THAT WASN'T CLEAR. 330 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,106 (door slams) 331 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,446 OKAY, SO HERE ARE 332 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,446 THE BASIC RULES OF THE GAME-- 333 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,657 DANIEL CANNOT KNOW 334 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,657 YOU'RE COMPETING FOR HIM. 335 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,910 YOU WILL EACH GO 336 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,910 ON FIVE PLATONIC DATES. 337 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,619 YOU WILL EACH GET 338 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,619 AN INTERRUPTION CARD, 339 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,039 A COOL-DOWN CARD, 340 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,039 AND A MONKEY WRENCH CARD 341 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,456 WHICH CAN BE PLAYED 342 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,456 AT ANY TIME. 343 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,499 YOU HAD CARDS MADE UP? 344 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,500 AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL? 345 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,752 I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 346 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,129 THE WOMAN AT KINKO'S 347 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,129 HAD SOME GREAT THOUGHTS. 348 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,130 QUESTION. 349 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,130 YES. 350 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,257 CAN WE PUNCH LUTHER? 351 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,508 NO. 352 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,508 SO AT THE END OF EACH DATE, 353 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,468 I WILL COUNT OUT THE NUMBER 354 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,468 OF TRUE CONNECTION MOMENTS 355 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,054 YOU EACH HAVE WITH DANIEL. 356 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,264 WHOEVER HAS THE MOST 357 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,264 WINS THE ROUND, 358 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,349 AND GETS... BEEK BUCKS 359 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,850 TO USE ON THEIR NEXT DATE. 360 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,476 THESE ARE FROM 361 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,476 THE VAN DER BEEK MONOPOLY SET 362 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,477 I MADE LAST EASTER. 363 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,272 LUTHER, YOU ARE ON IT TODAY. 364 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,147 I GOT GREAT SLEEP 365 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,147 LAST NIGHT. 366 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,859 (knocking on door) 367 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,861 I WANNA PLAY. I DON'T EVEN CARE 368 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,861 WHO THE GUY IS. 369 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,363 I JUST WANNA 370 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,363 PLAY A GAME WITH CHLOE. 371 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,739 GREAT. DIVERSITY. GET IN HERE. 372 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,657 EEE! (whispers) YES! 373 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,658 (giggles) 374 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,534 FORM AN ALLIANCE? 375 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,534 NO. 376 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,744 THIS IS GREAT. 377 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,870 FOR THE FIRST ROUND, 378 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,871 I NEED YOU TO WRITE DOWN 379 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,871 YOUR IDEAL DATE 380 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,872 ON THAT SHEET OF PAPER. 381 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:36,957 (click) 382 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,167 ("Think!" from "Jeopardy!" 383 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,167 playing) 384 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,920 (clipboards clacking) 385 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,504 SO... 386 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,174 FOR YOUR FIRST DATE, JUNE, 387 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,343 YOU WILL BE GOING... 388 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,343 TO A DUNGEON. 389 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,510 WAIT. I-I DIDN'T 390 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,510 WRITE DOWN "DUNGEON." 391 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,678 I WROTE DOWN "PICNIC." 392 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,888 YOU AND CHLOE 393 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,888 ARE SWITCHING DATES. 394 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:52,889 NO! 395 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,515 GOD. I'M WEIRDLY INTO THIS. 396 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,683 I KNEW THE WHOLE THING 397 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,683 WAS CRAZY, 398 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,103 BUT I REALLY LIKED DANIEL. 399 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,147 I MEAN, WE ONLY CHATTED 400 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,147 FOR A FEW MINUTES IN THE BAR, 401 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,815 BUT I HADN'T FELT 402 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,815 A CONNECTION LIKE THAT 403 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,401 WITH SOMEONE IN A LONG TIME. 404 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,446 SO I GUESS 405 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,446 I'M GOING ON A DATE... 406 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,571 IN A DUNGEON. 407 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031 I HAVE A VENT 408 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031 IN MY APARTMENT 409 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,826 THAT LETS ME HEAR EVERYTHING 410 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,826 GOING ON IN APARTMENT 23. 411 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,535 IT'S WEIRD THEY NEVER ASK ME 412 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,704 HOW I ALWAYS KNOW 413 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,704 WHAT'S HAPPENING. 414 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,459 OR HOW I'VE TRAINED MY BODY 415 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,459 TO GET ON CHLOE'S CYCLE. 416 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:25,005 (techno music playing) 417 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,134 SO... THIS IS A DUNGEON. 418 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,551 YEAH. 419 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,554 I KNOW, IT'S... 420 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,554 IT'S KIND OF WEIRD. 421 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,724 NO. I'M JUST SURPRISED 422 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,724 YOU CHOSE THIS PLACE. 423 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,226 GOOD SURPRISED? 424 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,560 MORE LIKE 425 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,063 "WHY DID I WEAR LOAFERS 426 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,063 TO A DUNGEON?" SURPRISED. 427 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,190 (laughs) 428 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,565 HEY, ARE YOU READY 429 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,565 FOR ANOTHER ONE? 430 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,443 YES, PLEASE. 431 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,571 CARD. CARD. MONKEY CARD. 432 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,240 I INTERRUPT 433 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,240 YOUR DATE WITH CARDS. 434 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,450 GET OUTTA HERE. 435 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,618 DANIEL AND I JUST GOT HERE. 436 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,618 I AM NOT LEAVING. 437 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,412 UM, THOSE ARE THE RULES 438 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,412 OF THE GAME, JUNE. 439 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039 DO YOU REALLY WANNA 440 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039 BREAK THE RULES OF THE GAME? 441 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,248 I DIDN'T KNOW 442 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,248 THE RULES OF THE GAME. 443 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583 I JUST WANTED 444 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583 TO SLAM DOWN THE CARDS AND YELL. 445 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,419 I HATE GAMES. 446 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,588 (gasps) DANIEL. 447 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,257 CHLOE. 448 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,010 WOW. THAT IS SO WEIRD 449 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,010 RUNNING INTO YOU HERE. 450 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,095 WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER 451 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,095 TOMORROW, RIGHT? 452 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,596 YEP, AND THE GIRL 453 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,596 THAT YOU WERE WITH, 454 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,516 SHE ASKED ME TO TELL YOU 455 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,516 SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY. 456 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,642 SHE RAN OUT OF HERE 457 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,642 HOLDING HER MOUTH AND HER BUTT. 458 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,643 OH, MY GOD. 459 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,853 ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT HER. 460 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,398 I'M HERE NOW, 461 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,398 AND THIS COUNTS AS A DATE. 462 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,233 ONLY FOUR MORE UNTIL SEX. 463 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,446 MY MAN! 464 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,826 SO... IT'S GOING WELL. 465 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,619 IT'S A LITTLE PREDICTABLE. 466 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,621 I JUST... (sighs) IT'S GOOD. 467 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,621 IT'S NOT GREAT. 468 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,706 I FEEL LIKE I NEED 469 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,706 TO SHAKE THINGS UP, YOU KNOW? 470 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,501 THROW A CURVEBALL AT 'EM 471 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,501 OR SOMETHING. 472 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,668 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 473 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,879 DATING SHOW I'M WORKSHOPPING 474 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,879 WITH JUNE AND CHLOE. 475 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,131 I'M REALLY ON TO SOMETHING 476 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,131 WITH THIS SHOW IDEA, 477 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,632 I JUST-- 478 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,632 I'M MISSING SOMETHING. 479 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,301 YOU WATCH DATING SHOWS. 480 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,301 ANY IDEAS? 481 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,470 YOU WANT ME TO HELP 482 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,470 SET JUNE UP ON DATES? 483 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,432 THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE 484 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,432 OF SOMETHING I'D BE INTO. 485 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,807 WAIT, YOU STILL HAVE 486 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,807 A CRUSH ON HER? 487 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,101 IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. 488 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,643 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, 489 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,643 THE LONGEST CRUSH OF ALL TIME. 490 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,979 I'VE HAD ABOUT TEN CRUSHES 491 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,979 SINCE YOURS STARTED. 492 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,482 11. 493 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,444 (dog barks) 494 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,613 (people shouting playfully) 495 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,826 THIS SUCKS. 496 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828 THIS PICNIC 497 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828 WAS YOUR IDEA. 498 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,663 WHY'D YOU ONLY BRING 499 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,663 ONE CHAIR? 500 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,250 DANIEL, I DON'T... 501 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,667 I DON'T KNOW, DANIEL. 502 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,379 DO YOU WANT 503 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,379 SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING? 504 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,673 WHISKEY? 505 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,674 AN EGG? 506 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,677 AN EGG, I GUESS. 507 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,762 (exhales deeply) 508 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,681 (cracks) 509 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,681 OH! 510 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143 GOD! IT'S NOT EVEN 511 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143 HARD-BOILED! 512 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,060 WHAT? 513 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,187 ANYWAY, THIS COUNTS 514 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,187 AS A DATE. 515 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,898 ONLY THREE MORE 516 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,898 UNTIL SEX. 517 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,691 OH, AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, 518 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,694 THIS CHAIR HAS TO BE RETURNED 519 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,694 TO TONY'S PARTY RENTALS. 520 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:54,904 YOU OWE HIM 50 BUCKS. 521 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,616 HIS PRICES 522 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,616 ARE PRETTY UNREASONABLE. 523 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,703 OKAY, LADIES, 524 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,122 NOW AT THIS POINT 525 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,122 IN THE GAME, 526 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,373 NONE OF YOU HAVE SCORED 527 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,373 ANY TRUE CONNECTION MOMENTS 528 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,583 WITH DANIEL. 529 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,708 I WOULD'VE HAD ONE 530 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,210 IF CHLOE HADN'T 531 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,210 INTERRUPTED MY DATE. 532 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,712 NOW, ROBIN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN 533 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,712 TRIED TO MEET DANIEL YET. 534 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,755 UH, I KNOW. 535 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,757 I'VE GOT DUDES 536 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,757 COMIN' OUT OF MY EARS. 537 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,883 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 538 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,011 I AM THE ONLY ONE 539 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,011 WHO LIKES THIS GUY. 540 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,720 WELL, NOW HERE IS 541 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,720 YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT. 542 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,306 OUR NEXT CHALLENGE 543 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,306 IS A QUIZ ROUND, 544 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,766 SPONSORED BY 545 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,766 DIET DR. PEPPER. 546 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,726 DR. PEPPER LOVES EVERYTHING 547 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,726 I GET INVOLVED WITH. 548 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,187 JAMES VAN DER BEEK 549 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,187 AND DIET DR. PEPPER-- 550 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,189 D.D.P., J.V.D.B. 551 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,191 THIS CHALLENGE IS DESIGNED 552 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,191 TO DETERMINE 553 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,151 WHICH OF YOU HAS 554 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,151 THE BRAINS TO BE WITH DANIEL. 555 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,029 THE WINNER WILL GAIN 556 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,029 A VERY SPECIAL ADVANTAGE 557 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,364 OVER THE OTHER CONTESTANTS. 558 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,782 THIS IS MY CONCEPT 559 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,782 THAT JAMES HAS AGREED TO TRY. 560 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,034 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 561 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,369 IT'S CALLED 562 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,745 "THINGS LUTHER KNOWS, 563 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,745 BUT WANTS TO SEE IF YOU KNOW." 564 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,039 (clacks) 565 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,039 THE MOVIE "THE HELP"! 566 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,795 OKAY. FIRST QUESTION. 567 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,381 WHICH PLANET 568 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,381 IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM 569 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,756 GETS HIT 570 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,756 WITH THE MOST ASTEROIDS? 571 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757 (clacks) 572 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757 I HAVE NO IDEA! 573 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,634 (clacks) 574 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,634 I HAVE NO IDEA, EITHER. 575 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,759 WE ARE THE SAME. 576 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,220 ONLY BUZZ IN 577 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,220 IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. 578 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,137 OKAY. 579 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,347 WHO WAS THAT GUY 580 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,806 IN THE BLACK-AND-WHITE 581 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,806 JANET JACKSON VIDEO 582 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,767 IN THE DESERT WHO BALANCED 583 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,767 ON THAT BIG HALF-CIRCLE THING? 584 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,768 (clacks) 585 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,768 I HAVE NO IDEA! 586 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,769 (clacks) 587 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,769 I DON'T KNOW, EITHER. 588 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,021 DJIMON HOUNSOU. 589 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,021 I KNEW THAT! 590 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,772 JAMES ANSWERED 591 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,772 BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE. 592 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,773 TOUGH TO PROVE. 593 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,025 OKAY, LET'S WRAP 594 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,025 THIS ROUND UP. 595 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,485 WHOEVER ANSWERS 596 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,485 THIS NEXT QUESTION 597 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,695 WILL WIN THE GAME. 598 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,405 WHAT FILM... 599 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,447 (clacks) 600 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,447 THE MOVIE "THE HELP." 601 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,365 ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! 602 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,658 CHLOE WINS THE GAME. 603 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,658 YES! 604 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,159 MINNY PUT POOP IN THE PIE. 605 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,161 DAMN IT. I TOOK OUT 606 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,161 THE WRONG CARD. 607 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,787 CHLOE, AS WINNER 608 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,787 OF THIS GAME, 609 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,789 YOU WILL RECEIVE 610 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,789 THE VALUABLE... 611 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,458 MIND FORK. 612 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,377 (gasps) 613 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,377 IN A MUCH-NEEDED TWIST, 614 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,295 THE MIND FORK 615 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,295 WILL ALLOW YOU ACCESS 616 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,963 TO ONE PIECE 617 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,963 OF PERSONAL INFORMATION 618 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,717 DESIGNED TO BLOW 619 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,717 ONE OF THE CONTESTANT'S MINDS. 620 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,052 I GIVE IT TO JUNE RIGHT NOW. 621 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,387 (laughs) OKAY! 622 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,888 ALL RIGHT. I LIKE IT. 623 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,183 JUNE, YOUR MIND-BLOWING PIECE 624 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,183 OF INFORMATION IS, 625 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,436 MARK... 626 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,978 HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. 627 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,855 (gasps) OOH. 628 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,275 YOU JUST GOT 629 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,275 MIND FORKED. 630 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,401 (imitates explosion) 631 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,444 (door slams) 632 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,700 WHAT? NO. 633 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,118 MARK DOESN'T HAVE 634 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,118 A CRUSH ON ME. 635 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,035 YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP 636 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704 AS PART OF 637 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704 A TWIST IN THE GAME. 638 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,829 I MEAN, RIGHT? 639 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,207 OOH, THE MIND FORK 640 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,207 IS WORKING! 641 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,709 (knock on door) 642 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,213 HEY. UH, YOU LEFT 643 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,213 YOUR WALLET AT BEANS. 644 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,214 AH. YES, I DID. 645 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,508 ON PURPOSE? TOUGH TO PROVE. 646 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,009 POINT IS, YOU'RE HERE. 647 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,845 JUNE. MARK'S HERE. 648 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,514 HEY, MARK. 649 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,099 FUNKY MARK. 650 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,559 I WAS JUST LEAVIN'. 651 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936 OUT THE DOOR, 652 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936 FOUR-ON-THE-FLOOR. 653 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,314 OKAY. UH, ARE-- 654 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,314 ARE WE STILL ON 655 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,856 FOR THE "SPRING INTO MAY" 656 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,856 FINALE TOMORROW? 657 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,651 (squeals) YEAH! 658 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,859 NASTY! 659 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,695 (slaps) 660 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,656 BUTTOCKS. 661 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,864 MIND FORKED. 662 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,325 I WAS FLUSTERED. 663 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,867 IF MARK REALLY DID 664 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,867 HAVE A CRUSH ON ME-- 665 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,911 WHICH, BY THE WAY, 666 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,911 IS A BIG "IF"-- 667 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,789 I COULDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT 668 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,789 RIGHT THEN. 669 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:51,872 I HAD TO FOCUS ON DANIEL 670 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,873 AND THE NEXT CHALLENGE. 671 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,875 WE WERE MEETING 672 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,875 DANIEL'S GREAT AUNT. 673 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,753 WE HAD TO GET HER 674 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,753 TO SAY WHICH GIRL 675 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,879 SHE THOUGHT WAS BEST FOR DANIEL. 676 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,175 BUT I WAS JUST HAPPY 677 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,175 TO SPLIT A POTPIE WITH CHLOE. 678 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,884 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 679 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,884 WE CAN'T SPLIT IT? 680 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,679 MA'AM. IT'S A POT PIE. 681 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,138 ALL THE STUFF INSIDE IT 682 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,138 WILL SPILL OUT. 683 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,682 WHY IS IT 684 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,682 JUST PROBLEMS WITH YOU? 685 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809 SO DANIEL SEEMS 686 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809 LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY, 687 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,311 AND HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH. 688 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,311 (oxygen tank hisses) 689 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,563 I LIKE YOUR... FACE HAT. 690 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,939 (hisses) 691 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,775 I'D REALLY LIKE THE CHANCE 692 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,775 TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER, 693 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,610 SO IF YOU COULD JUST-- 694 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,610 OKAY. 695 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,902 ARE YOU READY 696 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,902 FOR THE NEXT TWIST? 697 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,198 BECAUSE HERE COMES 698 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,198 THE DOUBLE MIND FORK. 699 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,949 DANIEL. 700 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,368 AUNT AGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 701 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,495 YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING HERE. 702 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,413 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 703 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,083 I-I GET A PHONE CALL 704 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,083 FROM JAMES VAN DER BEEK, 705 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,960 TELLING ME THAT YOU STOLE 706 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,960 MY GREAT AUNT 707 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,754 FROM HER RETIREMENT HOME? 708 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,798 I-I HAD NO IDEA 709 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,798 YOU TWO EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER. 710 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,550 AND NOW I FIND OUT 711 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,550 YOU'RE PLAYING 712 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,177 SOME SICK, 713 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,177 REAL-LIFE DATING GAME? 714 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,138 HI. I'M ROBIN. 715 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,138 I'M COMPETING FOR YOU, TOO. 716 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,558 P.S., I'M NOT 717 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,558 ATTRACTED TO YOU. 718 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393 DANIEL, I'M SO SORRY. 719 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,811 I THOUGHT THIS WAS 720 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,811 THE ONLY WAY 721 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,521 THAT I'D HAVE 722 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,521 A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 723 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,565 WELL, THEN, YOU'RE CRAZY. 724 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,942 THIS IS CRAZY. 725 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,942 YOU'RE ALL INSANE. 726 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,027 OH, MY GOSH. 727 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,738 I SHOULD HAVE 728 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,738 NEVER LISTENED TO YOU. 729 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,947 I LIKE THIS GUY, 730 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,947 AND NOW IT'S ALL RUINED, 731 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,949 BECAUSE OF YOU. 732 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,949 HEY. 733 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:09,950 I LIKED HIM, TOO. 734 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,952 ONLY BECAUSE I LIKED HIM. 735 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204 AND ROBIN'S HERE 736 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204 BECAUSE OF YOU, 737 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,623 AND JAMES IS HERE 738 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,623 BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID GAME. 739 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,375 IT IS STUPID. 740 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,959 I'M SORRY, JAMES, 741 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,003 BUT IT IS A DUMB GAME. 742 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,966 THIS ISN'T CONNECTED 743 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,966 TO ANYTHING. (cries) 744 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,468 OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 745 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,969 I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU 746 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,969 TALK ME INTO SOMETHING 747 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,807 SO DISHONEST AND MEAN. 748 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,975 (exhales deeply) 749 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647 OKAY, AUNT AGGIE, 750 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647 EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW. 751 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,982 BLAH! WHOA. IT SMELLS 752 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,982 LIKE NUTS IN HERE. 753 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,569 WHAT? I THOUGHT 754 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,569 I MADE MYSELF CLEAR. 755 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,029 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING 756 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,029 TO DO WITH YOU. 757 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,573 FIRST OF ALL, 758 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,573 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 759 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,618 AND SECOND, I'M NOT HERE FOR ME. 760 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,618 I'M HERE FOR JUNE. 761 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,995 LOOK, SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING 762 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,995 TO DO WITH THIS STUPID GAME. 763 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,832 SHE JUST WANTED TO DATE YOU 764 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,832 IN A NORMAL, BORING WAY, 765 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,793 AND JAMES AND I 766 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,793 DIDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 767 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,001 SO SHE DESERVES 768 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,001 ANOTHER CHANCE. 769 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,004 DON'T BE MAD AT HER 770 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,004 FOR WHAT WE DID. 771 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,214 LOOK, I'M SORRY, 772 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,841 BUT JUNE DIDN'T HAVE TO 773 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,841 GO ALONG WITH IT 774 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:07,842 IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO. 775 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,009 NOW PLEASE LEAVE 776 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011 SO I CAN FORGET 777 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011 THIS EVER HAPPENED. 778 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,639 (Aggie speaks indistinctly) 779 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,014 WHAT? 780 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,015 OH, THAT THING TALKS? 781 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,646 JUNE'S A GOOD GIRL. 782 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,646 GO TO HER. 783 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232 CAN YOU BELIEVE 784 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232 THE OLD LADY SAID "GO TO HER"? 785 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,026 I MEAN... 786 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,026 THAT'S GREAT TELEVISION. 787 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,028 I DON'T KNOW 788 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,028 WHAT LUTHER'S TALKING ABOUT. 789 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,906 MY SHOW'S INCREDIBLE. 790 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,034 (door opens) 791 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,034 MARK, 792 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,412 I GOT A HIT ON MY HANDS. 793 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,831 ALL THE TWISTS AND TURNS... 794 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,500 THE MIND FORK REALLY TOOK 795 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,500 THE WHOLE GAME TO ANOTHER LEVEL 796 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,961 WHEN I TOLD JUNE 797 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,961 YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HER. 798 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,045 YOU TOLD JUNE 799 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,045 I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER? 800 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,756 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 801 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,049 OH, DUDE... 802 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,259 IT HELPED MY GAME. 803 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,761 WELL, THAT'S MESSED UP, MAN! 804 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,220 YOUR GAME 805 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,220 ISN'T EVEN REAL. 806 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,431 I... 807 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,431 WH-WHAT DID SHE SAY? 808 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,891 WELL, NOT MUCH, REALLY. 809 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,059 I MEAN, SHE GOT BACK 810 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,059 ON DANIEL PRETTY QUICK. 811 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,060 (scoffs) 812 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,060 SHE'S FINE. 813 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,939 OH, GOOD, 814 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,939 'CAUSE I'M FINE, TOO. 815 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,107 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH 816 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,107 THE FINALE OF "SPRING INTO MAY" 817 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,695 TOGETHER TONIGHT, 818 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,695 AND THAT'LL BEFINE... TOO. 819 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,070 SEE? EVERYBODY WINS 820 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948 ON "JAMES VAN DER BEEK 821 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948 PRESENTS: 822 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,159 DATE... SWAP... 823 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,159 TRIVIA... FORK." 824 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,079 I DON'T HAVE IT YET. 825 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,079 I DON'T HAVE THE NAME, MARK. 826 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,582 I'M GONNA GO FOR A RUN. 827 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,960 (bells jingle) 828 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,589 (cell phone chimes and vibrates) 829 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,390 (clatters) 830 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,975 (knock on door) 831 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104 DANIEL. 832 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 833 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,272 CHLOE AND AUNT AGGIE 834 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,107 CONVINCED ME 835 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,107 TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE. 836 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,360 CHLOE? MY CHLOE? 837 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,111 I WAS UPSET. 838 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,531 I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING A PAWN 839 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,531 IN SOMEONE ELSE'S GAME. 840 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,743 BUT I LIKE YOU, AND YOU SEEM 841 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,743 LIKE A GOOD PERSON. 842 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,160 I'M SORRY. 843 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,829 NO MORE GAMES. 844 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,749 JUST ME AND YOU, 845 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,749 I PROMISE. 846 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,625 COME IN. I'M ACTUALLY 847 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,625 WATCHING THE SEASON FINALE 848 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,919 OF "SPRING INTO MAY," 849 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,922 AND MAY IS ABOUT TO GIVE OUT 850 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,922 HER FINAL GOLDEN SPRING. 851 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,590 I KNOW IT'S STUPID, 852 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,590 BUT IT'S FUN. 853 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,299 DO YOU WANT A BURRITO? 854 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,134 OH, GOD, NO. 855 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,134 I HATE BURRITOS. 856 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,135 WHY WOULD I LIKE A FOOD 857 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,804 THAT HIDES ALL ITS INGREDIENTS 858 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,804 FROM VIEW? 859 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848 IT'S LIKE, LET'S BUY 860 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848 A PAIR OF SHOES 861 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,141 AND JUST KEEP 'EM 862 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,141 IN THE BOX. 863 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,852 IT'S REALLY NOT 864 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,852 THE SAME THING. 865 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:23,937 IT KIND OF IS. 866 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,145 NO, IT'S ACTUALLY... 867 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,522 IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO... 868 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,066 YOU KNOW, WHY AM I 869 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,066 DEFENDING BURRITOS? 870 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,984 WE ARE MISSING THE SHOW. 871 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,235 (DVR bloops) 872 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,235 SO, MAY, 873 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,612 YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE 874 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,612 TO THINK IT ALL THROUGH. 875 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,780 WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 876 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,155 (pounding) 877 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,158 IT'S KIND OF FUN IF YOU DO THIS, 878 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,158 GET INTO IT. 879 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,535 THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD. 880 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,871 ♪♪♪ 881 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,373 COULD HE HAVE WARNED MAY 882 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,373 ANY DIFFERENTLY? 883 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,166 SO IS THAT 884 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,166 HER BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING? 885 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,752 NO, THAT--THAT'S THE HOST. 886 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,964 IT STARTED AS 24 MEN, 887 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,964 THEN DOWN TO... 888 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,633 SO IS SHE, LIKE, 889 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,633 A FAMOUS PERSON OR... 890 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,551 SHE'S--SHE'S A REGULAR GIRL. 891 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,178 BUT CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET, 892 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,178 THOUGH, SO WE CAN HEAR? 893 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,014 RIGHT. GOT IT. 894 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,182 ...MAKE HER FINAL DECISION 895 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,182 AS TO WHO... 896 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE 897 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268 TO EAT BESIDES BURRITOS? 898 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,395 AND OBVIOUSLY 899 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,395 NOT AN EGG ROLL, 900 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,855 'CAUSE... SAME ISSUE. 901 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,565 COMING UP NEXT, 902 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,151 WE'LL SEE WHICH LUCKY GUY 903 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,151 SHE CHOOSES.STAY TUNED. 904 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,239 I'M SORRY, DANIEL. 905 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,785 I JUST REALIZED THERE'S 906 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,785 SOMEWHERE ELSE I NEED TO BE. 907 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,787 WHAT? 908 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831 I JUST DON'T THINK 909 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831 WE'RE GONNA WORK OUT. 910 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,001 HI! 911 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,877 WELL, HELLO, LOVEBIRDS. 912 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,796 NO. (sighs) NO LOVEBIRDS. 913 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,255 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT. 914 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH 915 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299 FOR HAVING A CHAT WITH HIM. 916 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,592 THAT WAS VERY COOL OF YOU. 917 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,218 I'M PRETTY COOL. 918 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,223 SO... 919 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,143 YOU WANNA DO STUFF? 920 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,268 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 921 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,229 YOU KNOW, LIKE... 922 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,229 STUFF. 923 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,272 OH, MY GOD. 924 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,691 I WANNA HOOK UP WITH YOU 925 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442 EVEN THOUGH JUNE DOESN'T 926 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442 WANT TO ANYMORE. 927 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153 (gasps) THAT'S GROWTH. 928 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655 (Robin, voice echoing) THAT IS 929 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655 GROWTH. I'M PROUD OF YOU, CHLOE. 930 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,239 THANKS, GOD! 931 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,950 (chuckles) 932 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,414 HEY. 933 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,126 HEY. I HOPE 934 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,126 IT'S OKAY THAT I'M HERE. 935 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,252 YEAH. OF--OF COURSE. 936 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,838 I COULDN'T WATCH THE FINALE 937 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,838 WITHOUT YOU. 938 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,256 IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME. 939 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,634 MARK, WILL YOU ACCEPT... 940 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,137 MY SILVER BURRITO? 941 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,889 (laughs) 942 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,891 I WILL. YES. 943 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,894 (laughs) 944 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,894 (laughs) 945 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,187 DID I MISS ANYTHING? 946 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,148 YEAH, LIKE, 14 COMMERCIALS 947 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,148 FOR FABRIC SOFTENER. 948 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,316 SO MAY HASN'T GIVEN OUT 949 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,316 HER FINAL GOLDEN SPRING? 950 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,527 NO. THEY DRAG 951 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,527 THESE THINGS OUT SO MUCH. 952 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,363 YEAH. IT'S OKAY. 953 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,199 I KIND OF 954 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,199 NEVER WANT IT TO END. 955 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,077 YEAH. ME, TOO. 956 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,703 (chuckles) 957 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,371 (man) DON'T FORGET 958 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,371 TO TUNE IN THIS SEPTEMBER 959 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,165 FOR THE PREMIERE 960 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,165 OF "FALL INTO AUTUMN." 961 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,208 (door slams) 962 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,004 SO I DIDN'T BRING UP 963 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,463 THE WHOLE "MARK HAVING 964 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,463 A CRUSH ON ME" THING 965 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,175 'CAUSE I FIGURED HE COULD 966 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,175 TELL ME WHEN HE'S READY. 967 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,970 FOR NOW, I JUST ENJOYED WATCHING 968 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,970 THE SHOW WITH MY FRIEND. 969 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,348 AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 970 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,143 I LITERALLY DIDN'T NEED 971 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,143 ANY OF THAT INFORMATION. 972 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,563 NONE OF IT. 973 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,563 FROM ANY OF YOU. 974 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,356 YOU'RE ALL HERE 975 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,356 BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW 976 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,316 WHAT HAPPENED TO DANIEL'S AUNT. 977 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,318 NOW WHERE IS AGNES WHIPPLE? 978 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029 DANIEL TOOK HER BACK 979 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029 TO THE NURSING HOME, 980 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,530 AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME 981 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,530 WE SAW HER. 982 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,323 WELL, SHE'S NOT THERE NOW. 983 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,784 AGNES WHIPPLE IS MISSING. 984 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327 (pounding on window) 985 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327 (Daniel) WHERE IS SHE, 986 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327 YOU MONSTERS?! 987 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,329 THAT'S A WEIRD 988 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,329 RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT? 989 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,166 I MEAN, 990 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,166 THEY'RE WAY TOO CLOSE. 991 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,001 I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 58154

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.