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HOW COME I CAN
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NEVER FIND ANYTHING?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A SLOB, JUNE.
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(sighs) BECAUSE YOU
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ARE A DISORGANIZED...
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OOH! DUMPLING.
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(thud in distance)
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CHLOE?
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(clatter)
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(whispers) CHLOE?
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(clatter)
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(floorboard creaks)
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CHLOE?
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WHAT?!
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(whispers) I HEARD SOMETHING.
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YEAH! YOU SCREAMING
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"CHLOE! CHLOE!"
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AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS!
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(clatter)
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(both gasp)
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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SURPRISE!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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NUTS! NOSE! NUTS! NOSE!
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TEDDY!
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IT WAS ME. I WAS THE NOISE
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SHE WAS HEARING.
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(laughs)
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(panting) WHO IS TEDDY,
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AND W-WHAT IS THIS ROOM
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THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
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OH, THAT'S OUR THIRD BEDROOM.
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I USE IT AS MY CLOSET.
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AND TEDDY AND I WENT TO
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PSYCHOPATH CAMP TOGETHER
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS!
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JUNE, I DIDN'T TELL YOU
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ABOUT THE CLOSET,
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AND THAT'S A BIG THING
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TO KEEP FROM SOMEBODY.
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I'M SORRY.
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IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
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A BACK CRACK!
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BACK CRACK! BACK CRACK!
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(Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT
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PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪
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♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪
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(whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪
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(buzzer)
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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THIS WHOLE ROOM
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IS FOR YOUR CLOTHES?
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I KEEP MY SUITS IN A TRASH BAG
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ON THE FIRE ESCAPE.
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CAMP C.U.T.S.--
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IT STANDS FOR "CALLOUS
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UNEMOTIONAL TRAIT SURVIVORS."
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YOU KEPT THE SHIRT?
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OF COURSE I KEPT THE SHIRT.
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I LOVED IT THERE.
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SHOULD WE SING HER
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THE CAMP SONG?
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(Chloe and Teddy whistle tune)
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(both, monotone voice)
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WE ARE NORMAL CHILDREN.
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WE DON'T TORTURE ANIMALS.
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RESPECT YOUR THERAPIST.
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TAKE YOUR MEDS.
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OUR PAIN IS HOPEFULLY FINITE.
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MY MOM SENT ME
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TO CAMP C.U.T.S.
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BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I HAD
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TROUBLE EXPRESSING ANY EMOTION.
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I HAD NO REACTION TO THAT.
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AND MY MOM SENT ME BECAUSE OF
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WHAT I DID TO MY BROTHER.
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WHAT'D YOU DO
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TO YOUR BROTHER?
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SO EVERY YEAR,
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TEDDY GOES OFF HIS MEDS,
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AND HE COMES TO TOWN FOR
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THE CARTER MARSH WAREHOUSE SALE.
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UNMEDICATED TEDDY
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IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO HELP
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FEND OFF THE VICIOUS WOMEN
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FROM CONNECTICUT
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WHO S.U.V. IN FOR
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THE BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR.
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CAN YOU HEAR THEM, JUNE,
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PREPARING FOR BATTLE,
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SHARPENING THEIR FINGERNAILS?
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(high-pitched voice)
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SHING-SHING. SHING.
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THIS IS THE DRESS
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THAT I WANT.
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RETAIL VALUE IS $4,000.
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THEY'LL MARK IT DOWN
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TO $399.
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THEY'LL ONLY HAVE ONE,
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AND THEY'LL HIDE IT...
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BUT I'LL FIND IT.
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WHAT DOES TEDDY DO?
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HE CLEARS A PATH
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AND ERECTS A FORCE FIELD.
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I'M TOUGH, JUNE,
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BUT I NEED A WARRIOR--
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SOMEONE WITH NO FEAR.
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YOU WERE THE FEARLESS ONE.
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YOU PUSHED MISS WU
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OUT OF THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
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AND THREW US ALL BOMB POPS.
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WU WAS SLOW.
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SHE HAD TO BE PUSHED. (laughs)
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(laughs)
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THAT CAMP WAS THE BEST.
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IT'S SO SAD THAT IT'S GONE.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
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IT BURNED DOWN.
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CLOSED.
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(horn honks in distance)
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(Chloe laughs)
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AND SO WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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HOW MANY GUYS IN YOUR ROTATION?
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SEVEN.
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(singsongy)
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BUT SHE ONLY LOVES ONE!
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JUNE, SHUT UP!
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SHE DOES? WHO IS HE?
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HIS NAME IS BENJAMIN.
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HE DIRECTED A WONDERFUL MOVIE
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THAT JAMES WAS IN
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CALLED "LOVE MONSTER."
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NEVER HEARD OF IT!
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THEY MET ON HALLOWEEN,
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AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS
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PLAYING A TRICK ON HIM,
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BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS
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PLAYING A TRICK ON HER,
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AND THEY HAD A ROMANTIC SCENE
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AT THE AIRPORT
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AND THEY HAVEN'T TALKED
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TO EACH OTHER SINCE.
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EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS GOING ON
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UNDER YOUR TOP?
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IT'S A, UH,
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IT'S A BATHING SUIT.
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AAH! DEVIL!
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WHAT? IT'S BEEN REALLY CRAZY
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AT WORK,
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AND I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
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TO DO LAUNDRY.
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JUNE, IF YOU WANNA COME WITH US
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TO THE WAREHOUSE SALE,
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I'D BE HAPPY
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TO BLOCK FOR YOU, TOO.
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THAT'S VERY SWEET, TEDDY,
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BUT I DON'T NEED
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ANY NEW FANCY UNDERWEAR.
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JUNE, YOU DESERVE
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THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION
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THAT BATHING SUIT'S
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GIVING YOU.
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OKAY, WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE
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GETTING A V.I.P. WALK-THROUGH,
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I PICTURED
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THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS.
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YOU CAN'T GO TO WAR IF YOU DON'T
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KNOW THE BATTLEFIELD, JAMES.
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(sighs) THE ONLY GOOD THING
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ABOUT THIS SALE
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IS THE XANADU IT CREATES
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AT THE FLAGSHIP STORE.
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WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HERE
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BATTLING IT OUT,
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I WILL BE UPTOWN
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SHOPPING IN PEACE.
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I'LL EVEN CHECK IN ON HOW
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THE BEEK JEANS ARE SELLING.
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I USUALLY END UP SIGNING
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A COUPLE PAIRS
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FOR YOUNG HOMOSEXUAL TOURISTS.
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OH, LOOK! THERE THEY ARE--
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THE CONNECTICUT CREW,
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STILL ALL SWEATY
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FROM THE CARPOOL RIDE IN.
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OH, THE RINGLEADER'S
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REALLY LET HERSELF GO.
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HEY, HEATHER! HI!
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YOU'RE FAT!
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CHLOE, THAT WOMAN IS
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WITH CHILD.
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I KNOW.
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HEY, HEATHER!
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GOOD LUCK DRAGGING YOUR FAT ASS
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AROUND HERE ON SATURDAY.
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MY NAME IS FAITH,
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AND I KNOW JUST WHERE
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THEY'LL STASH IT.
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(gasps) MY DRESS.
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I'M GONNA GO FLATTEN
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THEIR TIRES.
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SO, JAMES,
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WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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UH, I PASSED ON A CHEMISTRY READ
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WITH HELEN HUNT
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FOR SOME TV PILOT.
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UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE?
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(sighs) MY SECOND COUSIN JANET
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IS IN LOVE WITH ME.
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HER HUGS REMAIN
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WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE.
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UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME?
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ASK YOU WHAT?
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HOW BENJAMIN'S DOING.
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WHO BENJAMIN?
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CHLOE, YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY
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LIKE EACH OTHER.
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YOU HAVEN'T TALKED
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SINCE HALLOWEEN.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM?
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AND BE THE FIRST ONE TO MAKE
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THE SECOND MOVE? NO WAY.
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CHLOE, YOU LIKE THIS GUY.
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STOP PLAYING GAMES.
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HE'S OUT OF TOWN, BUT I'M SURE
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HE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR--
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PRACTICE DRILL!
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OH!
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DAMN IT, JAMES!
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STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH
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YOUR WEIRD BENJAMIN OBSESSION!
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I HAVE TO FOCUS!
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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT WEEK
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OF MY LIFE.
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JOHN GOODMAN?!
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IS JOHN GOODMAN
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AT THE V.I.P. WALK-THROUGH?
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OH! NO, THAT'S JUST HEATHER.
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IT'S JUST HEATHER, EVERYONE!
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NO AUTOGRAPHS.
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DON'T RUN UP TO HER WITH A PEN.
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THIS PERSON WAS NOT
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ON "ROSEANNE."
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(laughs)
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(horn honks in distance)
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BE RIGHT BACK!
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GOTTA USE THE LADIES'!
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(thud)
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(sighs) FRICKIN' BATHING SUIT.
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I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
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(alarm ringing)
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DAMN IT!
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I'M IN.
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I WANNA GO TO THAT SALE.
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YAY! OKAY, JUST REMEMBER--
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HAIR IN A BUN,
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NO LOOSE CLOTHING.
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WHY?
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ACCESS POINT! ACCESS POINT!
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ACCESS POINT!
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OW! YOU DIDN'T KNOW
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THOSE WERE CLIP-ONS!
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ACCESS POINT!
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OW!
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ACCESS POINT! ACCESS POINT!
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I GET IT!
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(knock on door)
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(door creaks)
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SURPRISE.
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(James) BENJAMIN!
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(door closes)
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YOU CAME TO SEE ME.
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THAT MEANS YOU MADE
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THE FIRST SECOND MOVE.
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UH, NO. SORRY,
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I'M NOT HERE TO SEE YOU.
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I'M HERE TO SURPRISE JIMBO WITH
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A GIFT I BOUGHT HIM IN ITALY.
283
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YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?
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BUT YOU THINKING I MADE
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THE FIRST SECOND MOVE
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IS ACTUALLY YOU MAKING
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THE FIRST SECOND MOVE.
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UH, WHAT?
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NO, I--
290
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BENJAMIN, TEDDY.
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TEDDY, BENJAMIN. (chuckles)
292
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CHLOE AND I WENT TO--
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HE'S JUNE'S BOYFRIEND!
294
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HE WAS--HE WAS GONNA SAY,
295
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"CHLOE AND I WENT...
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TO JUNE'S BOYFRIEND."
297
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HONK HONK! HONK HONK!
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RELAX, HONEY.
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(door slams)
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(lowered voice) OKAY.
301
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JUNE, I NEED YOU TO PRETEND
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TO DATE TEDDY.
303
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IF BENJAMIN KNOWS
304
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TOO MUCH ABOUT ME,
305
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HE'LL JUST USE IT AGAINST ME
306
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AS AMMUNITION--
307
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THE SAME WAY YOU TOLD ME
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YOU USED TO WET THE BED,
309
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AND NOW I REFER TO YOU
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AS "PEE DRAGON."
311
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YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PRETEND-DATE
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YOUR MENTALLY UNSTABLE FRIEND
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WHO IS CURRENTLY
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OFF HIS MEDS.
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COME ON! JUNE, IT'S TEDDY.
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HE'S FINE.
317
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I'M COMING FOR YOU, ELI.
318
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BRING IT, TEDDY.
319
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SEE? ELI LOVES HIM.
320
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PLEASE, JUNE? PLEASE? PLEASE?
321
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PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?
322
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WELL, SINCE YOU'RE BASICALLY
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ADMITTING THAT I'M RIGHT
324
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AND YOU LOVE BENJAMIN
325
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AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO, I--
326
00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,435
TEDDY!
327
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YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO DATE
328
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PEE DRAGON.
329
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CAN I WEAR A MASK?
330
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NO.
331
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I'M IN.
332
00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,403
NO.
333
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HEY.
334
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WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
335
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UH, WE W-WE WERE JUST,
336
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UH...
337
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WE'RE BOOB-FEELING.
338
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LET'S ALL GO ON A DOUBLE DATE.
339
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(mouths words)
340
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CHLOE,
341
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YOUR FRIEND JUST SUGGESTED
342
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A DOUBLE DATE...
343
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,957
(chuckles)
344
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,957
YOUR FRIEND
345
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YOU'VE BEEN WHISPERING WITH
346
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HERE IN THE KITCHEN.
347
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YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME.
348
00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,503
NO, I DON'T. I ACTUALLY
349
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DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
350
00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:45,132
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA NOT GO
351
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO.
352
00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,551
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO NOT GO
353
00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,551
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO.
354
00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,011
JUNE, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
355
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I--
356
00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,512
NO, DON'T TELL THEM YET.
357
00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,556
W--
358
00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,556
DON'T TELL THEM YET. NO.
359
00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,475
(horn honks)
360
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,561
(James) HOW ABOUT THIS?
361
00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,563
THAT LITTLE MOVIE'S
362
00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,563
TAKEN OVER THE WORLD, HUH?
363
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,690
YEP.
364
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,690
(sighs deeply)
365
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,735
I THINK I'M STILL PICKING
366
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,735
PINK FUR OUT OF MY TEETH.
367
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,239
SO... JIMMY JIMBO...
368
00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,991
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
369
00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,534
I, UH, JUST GOT
370
00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,534
A NEW BIDET INSTALLED.
371
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,162
UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE?
372
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,162
YEAH.
373
00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,704
I HAD A CRAZY FIGHT WITH
374
00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,704
MY MAIL LADY THE OTHER DAY.
375
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,998
UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE?
376
00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,167
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME?
377
00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,461
ASK YOU WHAT?
378
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,920
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH CHLOE.
379
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,630
(exhales deeply)
380
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,630
I'M TIRED OF BEING
381
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,630
IN THE MIDDLE
382
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,048
OF YOUR GUYS' RELATIONSHIP.
383
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,217
(chuckles) W-WHAT?
384
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,217
W-WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.
385
00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,593
COME ON, STOP THE GAMES.
386
00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,593
(pours liquid)
387
00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,720
LISTEN, CHLOE'S NOT GOOD
388
00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,720
AT MAKING THE FIRST MOVE,
389
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,432
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S
390
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,432
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
391
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,559
BUT JUST CUT THE NONSENSE,
392
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,559
AND SHE WILL, TOO.
393
00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,644
I PROMISE YOU.
394
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,605
YOU MEAN, JUST... (sighs)
395
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,940
BE REAL?
396
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,566
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
397
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,566
BUT IT WORKS.
398
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,568
IT'S LIKE IN THE MOVIE,
399
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,570
WHEN I HAD TO LOOK PAST
400
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,570
ALL THE MONSTER STEREOTYPES
401
00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,531
AND JUST SEE PLINKO
402
00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,531
FOR PLINKO.
403
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,578
YOU'RE AN INTUITIVE ACTOR
404
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,578
AND AN INCREDIBLE FRIEND.
405
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,580
THANK YOU.
406
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,666
ANY TIME.
407
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,666
(clink)
408
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,379
(indistinct conversations)
409
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,589
OF COURSE HE'S LATE.
410
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,589
IT'S A POWER MOVE.
411
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,676
AND I'M SITTING HERE WITH
412
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,676
MY HAND UP MY DRESS LIKE A JERK.
413
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,803
WHY ARE WE HERE SO EARLY?
414
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,803
IT'S ONLY 5:00.
415
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,306
I'M NOT HUNGRY YET.
416
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,306
I STILL FEEL LUNCH.
417
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,682
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO BED
418
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,682
AT 8:30.
419
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,601
WE NEED TO BE AT THE WAREHOUSE
420
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,601
AT 6:00 A.M. SHARP.
421
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,480
WHERE'S TEDDY?
422
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:24,647
THIS IS OURS.
423
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:24,647
WE WERE SEATED FIRST,
424
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,276
BUT YOU GOT BREAD FIRST,
425
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,276
AND THAT'S NOT FAIR.
426
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,652
(dish clatters)
427
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,198
I LOVE YOU.
428
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,699
OH. OKAY. OKAY.
429
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,701
(chuckles)
430
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,701
THANK YOU.
431
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,869
(silverware clatters)
432
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,120
WELL PLAYED.
433
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,789
SHOWING UP LATE,
434
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,789
ESTABLISHING YOUR DOMINANCE.
435
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,791
NO MORE GAMES, CHLOE.
436
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,791
I CAME BY YOUR APARTMENT
437
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,504
BECAUSE I WANTED TO
438
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,504
SURPRISE YOU, NOT JAMES.
439
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,714
ACTUALLY... (chuckles) I BLEW
440
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,714
OFF BIG MEETING I HAD IN L.A.
441
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,675
BECAUSE I WANTED TO COME HERE
442
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,675
AND SEE YOU
443
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,094
BECAUSE I MISSED YOU.
444
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,889
(lowered voice)
445
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,889
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
446
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,683
(lowered voice) I-I THINK
447
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,683
HE'S JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
448
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,727
(groans)
449
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,645
MAYBE YOU CAN--
450
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,645
YOU CAN DO THE SAME?
451
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,524
(whispers) OH.
452
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,032
I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR
453
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,032
WITH TEDDY.
454
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,909
(Benjamin, June, and Teddy)
455
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,909
WHAT?
456
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,660
JUNE, I'M REALLY SORRY
457
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,660
YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY.
458
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,705
IF YOU NEED TO HAVE AN UGLY CRY,
459
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,705
THERE'S A COUCH IN THE BATHROOM.
460
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,666
UH, CHLOE, I WAS JUST
461
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,666
TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU,
462
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,294
SO I DON'T GET--
463
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,711
WHAT DON'T YOU GET?
464
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,047
I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH TEDDY,
465
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,047
AND JUNE'S ABOUT TO UGLY CRY.
466
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,674
COME ON, JUNE,
467
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,674
GIVE THEM A LITTLE PREVIEW.
468
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,676
IT'S LIKE... (imitates sobbing)
469
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,887
I CAN'T DO IT
470
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,887
BECAUSE I'M TOO CUTE.
471
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,098
TEDDY, LET'S GO.
472
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,933
(horn honks in distance)
473
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,693
HEY! I'M TESTING OUT
474
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,693
MY SHOPPING HEELS FOR TOMORROW.
475
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,693
(door closes)
476
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,695
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
477
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,695
WHAT?
478
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,864
BENJAMIN WAS FINALLY
479
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,864
BEING HONEST WITH YOU,
480
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,200
AND YOU TELL HIM
481
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,200
THIS BIG, HUGE LIE?
482
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,202
WELL, THE SECOND HE SAID
483
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,202
"NO MORE GAMES,"
484
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,703
I GOT INSTANTLY BORED.
485
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,623
I REALIZED THAT'S
486
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,623
THE ONLY REASON I WAS INTO HIM,
487
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,873
SO I GOT OUT OF IT.
488
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,208
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
489
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,586
I THINK HE FINALLY STARTED
490
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,586
BEING HONEST WITH YOU,
491
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,712
AND YOU GOT SCARED
492
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,712
AND YOU BAILED.
493
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
494
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714
YOU RUN.
495
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,008
NO, I DON'T.
496
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,511
TEDDY, WILL YOU PLEASE TALK
497
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,511
SOME SENSE INTO HER?
498
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,511
UGH.
499
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,387
AS YOU CAN SEE,
500
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,387
I DON'T REALLY LIKE ELI.
501
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,097
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TEDFORD?
502
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,097
FLIP MY PANCAKES?
503
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,517
HOPE YOU HAVE
504
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,517
10-FOOT LONG ARMS!
505
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,435
STOP CALLING ME "TEDFORD."
506
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,978
STOP SECRETLY LOVING IT!
507
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,314
THESE ARE OUR FULL DINNERS,
508
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,314
BY THE WAY.
509
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,314
(sighs)
510
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,358
I HAD TO HAVE A VERY
511
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,358
UNCOMFORTABLE CHAT WITH BENJAMIN
512
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,733
AS THEY WERE BOXED UP.
513
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,820
I MEAN, IS SHE SERIOUS?
514
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,820
IS THIS A GAME?
515
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,239
YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW.
516
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,239
(sighs) I DON'T KNOW.
517
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,242
HI. UM, CAN YOU JUST--CAN YOU
518
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,242
JUST WRAP UP THIS BREAD FOR US
519
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,785
REALLY QUICKLY? THANK YOU.
520
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,785
SURE.
521
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,745
AND ALSO I'M SORRY. CAN WE HAVE,
522
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,745
UM, A LITTLE EXTRA DRESSING
523
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,956
IN, LIKE, IN A LITTLE ONE
524
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,956
OF THESE? THANK YOU.
525
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,956
YEAH.
526
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,834
AND CAN WE--CAN WE HAVE
527
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,834
A BUNCH OF FORKS?
528
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,919
TOO MANY FORKS.
529
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,919
YEAH.
530
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,755
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
531
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,755
I DON'T KNOW.
532
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,466
OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER.
533
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,636
WE HAVE TO BE UP TOMORROW
534
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,636
AT 6:00 A.M. SHARP.
535
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,761
YOU CAN'T AVOID YOUR FEELINGS,
536
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,764
JUST LIKE I CAN'T AVOID
537
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,764
THE SPRING ROLLS!
538
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,767
'CAUSE THEY'RE DELICIOUS
539
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,767
AND THEY GAVE ME SOY SAUCE
540
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,061
AND I'M SO HAPPY.
541
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,437
BAM!
542
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,730
(crunches)
543
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,819
(Chloe) AAH!
544
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,779
WAKE UP! WE'RE LATE!
545
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,823
I DID P.M. INSTEAD OF A.M.!
546
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,661
WAKE UP! I'M GONNA GO GET
547
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,661
A CAB.
548
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,873
IT'S A BAD DAY
549
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,873
TO BE FROM CONNECTICUT!
550
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,751
(door slams)
551
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,508
DO YOU THINK MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE
552
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,508
YOU SET YOUR ALARM WRONG...
553
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,800
UGH!
554
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,800
BECAUSE YOU WERE THINKING
555
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,800
ABOUT BENJAMIN?
556
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,720
JUNE, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
557
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,805
TEDDY, CLEAR THE ENTRANCE!
558
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,474
THIS WAY! GO TIME!
559
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,311
I'M JUST SAYING, MAYBE
560
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,311
LAST NIGHT HAD AN EFFECT ON YOU.
561
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,896
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
562
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,896
THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH TALKING
563
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,607
ABOUT A GUY I HAVEN'T EVEN
564
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,607
HAD SEX WITH!
565
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,317
WE HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED, EXCEPT
566
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,317
FOR A PART OF A HALLOWEEN TRICK.
567
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,819
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN REAL KISSED,
568
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,819
AND YOU LIKE HIM THIS MUCH?
569
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,029
FURTHER PROOF OF LOVE!
570
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,822
IF WE WEREN'T LATE,
571
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,822
SO HELP ME GOD,
572
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,324
I WOULD TURN AROUND AND PUSH YOU
573
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,324
DOWN THIS FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
574
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,993
I OWE YOU ONE PUSH DOWN
575
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,993
ONE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
576
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:10,457
(all screaming indistinctly)
577
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,711
(fabric rips)
578
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,756
THREE MINUTES TO RACK!
579
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,756
LET'S GO!
580
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,799
(screaming continues)
581
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,431
(weakly) HELP ME.
582
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,848
UHH!
583
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,848
(hangers rattle)
584
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,850
AAH! UHH! (laughs)
585
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,352
WHERE ARE THE CHANGING ROOMS?
586
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,979
YOU'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME!
587
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,856
WHAT THE...
588
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,776
OH, MY GOSH.
589
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,776
THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
590
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,111
OW! AAH! AAH!
591
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,572
(shrieks)
592
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,572
I'M STILL WEARING IT!
593
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,532
(Teddy) AAH!
594
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,532
AH!
595
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,951
AAH! GO DOWN! GO DOWN!
596
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,370
(Muzak playing)
597
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,039
TEA?
598
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,501
UM, NO. NO. THANK YOU.
599
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,960
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
600
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,755
I WILL HAVE SOME TEA.
601
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,047
OH!
602
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,924
THIS IS NICE. OOH!
603
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,468
THIS IS LOVELY.
604
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,885
MM.
605
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,515
(screaming continues)
606
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,974
UHH!
607
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,974
OH!
608
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,935
AH! I CAN'T GET ANYTHING TODAY!
609
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,935
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
610
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,895
IT'S BENJAMIN!
611
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,064
YOU LIKE BENJAMIN! GET AWAY!
612
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,776
SHOULD I GET THIS?
613
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,776
IT'S $800, MARKED DOWN TO $45.
614
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,943
YES!
615
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,943
OKAY.
616
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,781
I'M LOST,
617
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,781
AND I SCRAPED MY KNEE.
618
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,534
OH, NO. ARE YOU OKAY?
619
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,534
DIVERSION TACTIC!
620
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,534
WHO SENT YOU?!
621
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,535
MY GRANDMOTHER!
622
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,910
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?!
623
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,910
THAT JACKET!
624
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,912
NEVER!
625
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,957
COME ON, FOCUS, CHLOE!
626
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,917
FOCUS!
627
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,917
AAH! I'M TRYING!
628
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,918
I'M TRYING!
629
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,212
HEATHER?
630
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,923
I'M GETTING
631
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,923
TWO PRECIOUS BABIES TODAY.
632
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,760
I FORGOT MY REFERENCE PHOTO.
633
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,760
GIVE ME YOURS!
634
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,805
AAH!
635
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,805
AAH!
636
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,933
♪♪♪
637
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,310
WHERE'S MY BOUTIQUE?
638
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,562
EXCUSE ME?
639
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,813
THE BEEK JEANS BOUTIQUE.
640
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,981
DID YOU MOVE IT
641
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,981
TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE?
642
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,317
OH, MR. VAN DER BEEK...
643
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,317
(sighs)
644
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,569
THEY WERE SELLING REALLY WELL,
645
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,739
BUT THEN WE JUST REORDERED
646
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,739
TOO MANY, AND...
647
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,741
THEY'VE BEEN REMAINDERED...
648
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,659
TO THE WAREHOUSE SALE.
649
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,746
NO.
650
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,038
(screaming continues)
651
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,624
(laughs)
652
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,624
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
653
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,628
(screaming continues)
654
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,590
IT'S NICE THEY PROVIDED US
655
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,134
WITH THIS GREAT CHILL-OUT CORNER
656
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,134
JUST TO RELAX AND UNWIND AND--
657
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,136
NO, NO, NO! THIS ISN'T--
658
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,136
THIS ISN'T A PLACE TO RELAX!
659
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,889
THIS IS--FIGHT HERE, TOO!
660
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,473
COME ON, THESE ARE GREAT JEANS.
661
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,473
YOU WANT THESE.
662
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559
LOOK, SHE'S GOT 'EM.
663
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559
NOW SHE'S GOT 'EM!
664
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,143
AND...
665
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,143
OOH!
666
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,978
AAH!
667
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,978
FAITH? FAITH?
668
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,690
I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN
669
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,690
WHO'S JUST GIVEN BIRTH? FAITH?
670
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,984
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THESE!
671
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,613
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
672
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,573
WE'VE BEEN REMAINDERED.
673
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,573
UH...
674
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,992
MADAM, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN
675
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,992
A P--HER NOSE IS BLEEDING.
676
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,994
HER NOSE IS BLEEDING.
677
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,994
SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE.
678
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,372
(cell phone rings)
679
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,999
OKAY, THIS IS BENJAMIN
680
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,999
CALLING ME AGAIN.
681
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,000
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
682
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,002
I DON'T CARE.
683
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,002
DON'T LET HER FOOL YOU!
684
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,839
SHE DOES CARE!
685
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,048
(June and woman grunt)
686
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,218
♪♪♪
687
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,970
OH, MY GOD.
688
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,487
♪♪♪
689
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,029
AAH!
690
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,029
AAH!
691
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,031
AAH! GIVE IT TO ME!
692
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,031
LET GO OF IT!
693
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701
NO!
694
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SIZE ZERO!
695
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701
YOU CAN'T EVEN WEAR THIS!
696
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,037
I HAD A BABY THIS MORNING.
697
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,037
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I CAN DO.
698
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,205
TEDDY!
699
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,083
FAITH? COME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
700
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,083
AND BREASTFEED OUR BABY.
701
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,252
GO WAIT IN
702
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,252
THE RELAXATION CORNER, CRAIG!
703
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,045
IT'S NOT A RELAXATION CORNER!
704
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,256
THEY'RE BEEK JEANS, AND THEY'RE
705
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,256
BOTH DURABLE AND STYLISH.
706
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,215
INCOMING!
707
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,634
TEDDY, HELP ME!
708
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,302
AH! YES!
709
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,220
DAMN YES! YES!
710
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,055
OH, GOD. UHH!
711
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,975
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
712
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,225
SHE WAS WEAK.
713
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,103
I COULD'VE...
714
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,103
BITTEN HER OR SCRATCHED HER
715
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,939
OR JUST PUSHED HER
716
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,939
AND KICKED HER.
717
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,274
I KNOW SHE HAS
718
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,274
TENDER AREAS NOW.
719
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,318
I NEVER LET A DRESS GO.
720
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,862
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
721
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,363
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANT MORE
722
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,363
THAN THAT DRESS,
723
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,073
LIKE BENJAMIN.
724
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,073
I KNOW THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES.
725
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,910
I HAD THAT SAME LOOK IN
726
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,910
SEVENTH GRADE OVER AARON DeMAYO.
727
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,371
OUR SCHEDULES NEVER LINED UP.
728
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,371
(Teddy whistles)
729
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,331
(monotone voice)
730
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,331
♪ CAMP C.U.T.S. ♪
731
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,082
♪ LET YOUR GUARD DOWN ♪
732
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,752
I SAW HIM BRIEFLY ON THE STAIRS
733
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,752
ON THE WAY TO MATH AND SCIENCE.
734
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,338
♪ EMOTIONS ARE GOOD ♪
735
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,132
BUT I'D SPEND THE REST
736
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,132
OF THE DAY DISTRACTED,
737
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,091
THINKING ABOUT HIM...
738
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,720
♪ PEOPLE CAN CHANGE ♪
739
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,264
♪ DESPITE WHAT
740
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,264
ALL THE RESEARCH SAYS ♪
741
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,264
MAKING EASY MISTAKES LIKE
742
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,264
SPELLING "SEPARATE" WRONG...
743
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,142
♪ PEOPLE CAN CHANGE ♪
744
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,142
OR, YOU KNOW,
745
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,142
MISMARKING A HEM IN HOME EC.
746
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,521
♪ PEOPLE CAN CHANGE ♪
747
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,231
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
748
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,231
YOU LIKE SOMEBODY, CHLOE.
749
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,028
(sighs) CRAP.
750
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,203
HI.
751
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,621
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
752
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,123
I LIED TO YOU.
753
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,291
I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR
754
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,291
WITH TEDDY,
755
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,126
AND JUNE'S NOT DATING HIM.
756
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,503
I MADE ALL THAT UP
757
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,297
SO I COULD HIDE HOW TEDDY AND I
758
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,297
REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER.
759
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,299
WE WENT TO PSYCHOPATH CAMP
760
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,299
TOGETHER.
761
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,760
WHAT?
762
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,302
WHICH, USUALLY,
763
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,138
I'LL PROUDLY TELL ANY STRANGER
764
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,138
I MEET ON THE STREET,
765
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,600
BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU...
766
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,560
(paper bag rustles)
767
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,606
BECAUSE CLEARLY,
768
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,606
I CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME.
769
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,606
(scoffs)
770
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,149
I MEAN, CLEARLY I DO.
771
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,652
LOOK HOW I DID
772
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,652
AT THE WAREHOUSE SALE.
773
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,362
(scoffs) WHAT IS THAT?
774
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,323
A LEG WARMER
775
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,323
AND A DOPP KIT FROM JACK SPADE.
776
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,576
I FAILED.
777
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,160
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
778
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,162
BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY,
779
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,162
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
780
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,207
(laughs) UH, YEAH.
781
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,207
YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.
782
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,210
WELL, WHEN YOU GOT ALL HONEST
783
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,210
WITH ME AT THE RESTAURANT,
784
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,170
I FREAKED OUT, AND IT BECAME
785
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,170
THIS WHOLE THING,
786
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214
AND THEN JUNE ATE A LOT OF FOOD
787
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214
IN A SWIMSUIT.
788
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,218
BUT THE THOUGHT
789
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,218
OF NOT SEEING YOU AGAIN...
790
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,179
JUST THESE PAST FEW MONTHS,
791
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,223
I SAW SO MANY THINGS
792
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,223
I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
793
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,101
I SAW A BIKE MESSENGER
794
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,101
WITH TOURETTE'S,
795
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,186
TWO JUNKIES ARGUING ABOUT
796
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,186
WHICH SUBWAY TO TAKE UPTOWN.
797
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,106
JUNKIES ARGUING
798
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,106
OVER MUNDANE THINGS
799
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,274
IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
800
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,274
ABOUT NEW YORK.
801
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,901
I KNOW! MINE, TOO!
802
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,487
CHLOE, I DON'T CARE THAT
803
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,487
YOU WENT TO CRAZY CAMP AS A KID.
804
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,281
GOD, DO YOU CARE
805
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,281
THAT I WENT TO FAT CAMP?
806
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,409
YOU MEAN, LIKE, FOR A LOT
807
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,409
OF SUMMERS OR JUST ONE OR...
808
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,454
(Of Monsters and Men's
809
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,454
"Dirty Paws" playing)
810
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,457
YOU KISS LIKE A FAT KID.
811
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,875
YOU KISS LIKE
812
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,875
A CRAZY PERSON.
813
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,504
♪ AHH, AHH, AHH ♪
814
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,465
(both speak indistinctly)
815
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,217
NO! (giggles)
816
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,304
(door closes)
817
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,304
ARE THOSE ALL BEEK JEANS?
818
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,099
YEAH. I FIGURED OUT WHY PEOPLE
819
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,099
WEREN'T FIGHTING OVER MY JEANS.
820
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,225
IT'S NOT THE JEANS' FAULT.
821
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,225
IT'S MY FAULT.
822
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,478
SEE, I LET A GREAT PAIR OF JEANS
823
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,478
OUT IN THE WORLD
824
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,313
WITHOUT A GREAT SHIRT AND A BELT
825
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,313
TO SET THEM OFF.
826
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,231
SO I'M GONNA START
827
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,231
A WHOLE CLOTHING LINE
828
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,233
CALLED
829
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,233
LE BEEK CHIC C'EST BEEK.
830
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,028
I'M STILL WORKING ON THE NAME.
831
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,028
(Chloe) MM-HMM.
832
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,655
YAY! YOU'RE TOGETHER!
833
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,239
NO.
834
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,118
BENJAMIN IS GOING TO L.A.
835
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,118
FOR A FEW MONTHS TO DO A MOVIE.
836
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,245
TOPHER GRACE
837
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,245
PLAYS A SCHOOLTEACHER. BOO.
838
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,331
(chuckles) SO WE'RE GONNA
839
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,331
KEEP IT CASUAL.
840
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,541
(clicks teeth)
841
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,669
JUNE, WHAT DID YOU DO?
842
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,255
THOSE PANTS WERE $28
843
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,255
FOR LEATHER.
844
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,257
I AM SO HAPPY
845
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,257
WITH ALL MY PURCHASES.
846
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,259
AND TEDDY WAS AMAZING.
847
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,512
OH! HE'S ASLEEP.
848
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,098
HIS NEW MEDS MUST HAVE
849
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,098
KICKED IN.
850
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,267
BYE, CAMP FRIEND.
851
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,267
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
852
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,478
OH! WE COULDN'T GET
853
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,478
YOUR DRESS BACK.
854
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,314
FAITH IS SURPRISINGLY STRONG
855
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,314
FOR A WOMAN WHO HAS
856
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,692
MESH UNDERWEAR HOLDING
857
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,692
HER UTERUS TOGETHER.
858
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:39,072
BUT WE DID MANAGE TO GET YOU...
859
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,447
THIS.
860
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,490
(gasps)
861
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,700
CUT IT OFF
862
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,700
IN THE CHECKOUT LINE.
863
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,660
IT'S THE LEFT SLEEVE!
864
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,328
HER DRESS IS RUINED!
865
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,328
(giggles)
866
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,873
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!
867
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,873
(laughs)
868
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,999
WHOO!
869
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,999
(squeals) BACK CRACK!
870
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,042
(door slams)
871
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,298
DID YOU SEE "SHARK TANK"
872
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,298
ON FRIDAY?
873
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,426
OH, MY GOD SO INTENSE.
874
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,807
YOU CHECK OUT THE WAREHOUSE SALE
875
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,807
THIS WEEKEND, JUNE?
876
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,309
YEAH! ACTUALLY, I DID.
877
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,519
DID YOU, TOO?
878
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:14,523
FOUND SOME GREAT STUFF.
879
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:14,523
(chuckles)
880
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,316
OH, JUST...
881
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,569
(chuckles) RUFFLES.
882
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,615
MM.
883
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,615
CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR.
884
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,242
(chuckles)
885
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,242
MM-HMM.
886
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,284
(sighs)
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