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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,677 HEY, KEVIN. 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,346 IT'S JUNE COLBURN 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,346 FROM APARTMENT 23. 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,097 WE'VE--WE'VE MET 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,097 SEVERAL TIMES. 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,766 YOU CAN JUST 7 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,766 HAND ME OUR MAIL. 8 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,059 OH, CAN I, JUNE COLBURN 9 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,059 FROM APARTMENT 23? 10 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,061 CAN I JUST HAND YOU 11 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,061 YOUR MAIL? 12 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,063 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 13 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,649 I SAY "HI" TO YOU 14 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,649 EVERY DAY. 15 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,649 (keys jangle) 16 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,067 I DONATED MONEY 17 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,067 TO YOUR WALK FOR DIABETES. 18 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,069 I MADE YOU BUTTER COOKIES 19 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,069 IN THE SHAPE OF STAMPS. 20 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,447 I'M DIABETIC. 21 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,324 SO THE WALK WAS A BUST? 22 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,909 (keys jangle) 23 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,871 (gasps) 24 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,079 MY "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE! 25 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,081 (June) 26 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,081 THIS IS THE LAST ISSUE 27 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,877 BEFORE "PEOPLE" NAMED 28 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,877 THEIR SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. 29 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,877 (elevator bell dings) 30 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,879 EVERY YEAR, MY MOM AND I 31 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,879 COUNT DOWN THE DAYS 32 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,296 UNTIL HE IS REVEALED. 33 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,089 IT'S KIND OF LIKE CHRISTMAS, 34 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,300 BUT WITH LESS JESUS 35 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,300 AND MORE SEXY. 36 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,595 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT, 37 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,595 BUT "PEOPLE" NEVER MISSES. 38 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,807 (Muzak playing) 39 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:59,100 JUNIE DEPP. 40 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,102 (Muzak playing) 41 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,313 JUNEZEL WASHINGTON. 42 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,190 ♪♪♪ 43 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,027 DAMN DAMN RIGHT, 44 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,027 HARRY HAMLIN. 45 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,110 JUNE! LANGUAGE! 46 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:12,113 MMM-MMM-MMM. 47 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,116 HOW DO THEY DO IT? 48 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,116 WHAT'S THEIR FORMULA? 49 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,202 I... DON'T... KNOW. 50 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,120 I HAVE EVERY 51 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,120 "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" ISSUE 52 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,414 IN A BINDER NEXT TO MY BED. 53 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,124 JACKMAN, FORD, PITT, 54 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,002 CLOONEY, LAW, DAMON, BROSNAN... 55 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:27,004 WHERE'S MY SEXIEST BINDER ALIVE? 56 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,007 CHLOE? 57 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,968 JUNE! LOOK WHAT I MADE 58 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,968 WITH MY HANDS! 59 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,511 OH, GOD, MY "PEOPLES"! 60 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,971 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD 61 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,971 OF A VOLCANOLOGIST? 62 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,806 JARED'S A VOLCANOLOGIST. 63 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,806 THAT'S HIS ACTUAL JOB. 64 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,433 AND USUALLY THAT WOULD MAKE HIM 65 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,433 SUICIDALLY BORING, 66 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,976 BUT I'M SUPER INTO 67 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,976 VOLCANOES THIS WEEK. 68 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,143 AND YOU WANNA KNOW 69 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,143 THE CRAZIEST PART? 70 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,144 I'M NOT EVEN JUICED 71 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,144 RIGHT NOW! 72 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,355 BUT LOOK WHAT I MADE! 73 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,355 (squeals) 74 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:50,861 DAMN DAMN, 75 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:50,861 HAMLIN'S STILL GOT IT. 76 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,154 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 77 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,154 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 78 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,949 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 79 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,575 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 80 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,575 (buzzer) 81 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,160 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 82 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,163 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 83 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,791 Channing Tatum? Really? 84 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,208 (laughs) 85 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,169 It's Sexiest Man Alive, June. 86 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,169 CAN I FINISH? 87 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,047 On the planet. 88 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,047 LET ME FINISH. 89 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,172 OKAY, HE HAS 90 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,172 THE HEAD OF A BOY 91 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,467 BUT THE BOD 92 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,467 OF A FULL-GROWN MAN. 93 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,803 HIS MOVIES HAVE GROSSED 94 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,803 OVER A BILLION DOLLARS. 95 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,263 A billion? So we're just 96 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,263 making up facts now? 97 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,473 OKAY, YOU WANNA TALK FACTS? 98 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,600 OKAY, FACT-- 99 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,600 CHANNING IS A TRAINED DANCER. 100 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,185 FACT--HE CAN DO 101 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,185 BOTH DRAMA AND COMEDY. 102 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,230 FACT--HIS FACE 103 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,230 WAS MARINATED BY ANGELS. 104 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,190 Angels?! Now you're bringing 105 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,190 religion into this? 106 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,859 Is this hummus old? 107 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,028 SPECIAL DELIVERY 108 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,028 FOR JUNE COLBURN! 109 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,280 GET YOUR 110 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,280 MORNING SMOOTHIE HERE! 111 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,364 OOH! PEACH! 112 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,199 What about Ryan Gosling? 113 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,201 No one is more "Sexiest Man 114 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,201 Alive" cover material 115 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,495 than that guy. 116 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,497 I mean, besides your dad. 117 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,208 Why can't we just have 118 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,208 regular yellow mustard? 119 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,294 OKAY, NO MORE 120 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,294 "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" TALK. 121 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,213 IT... IT'S LIKE A YEARLY SLAP 122 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,213 IN THE FACE FROM THAT MAGAZINE. 123 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,632 THEY WON'T EVEN 124 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,632 CONSIDER ME, 125 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,383 WHICH IS CRAZY, 126 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,383 'CAUSE I'M SEXY. 127 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,927 RIGHT, CONNIE? 128 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,680 Good-bye. 129 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,680 (internet call chimes) 130 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,849 WHY'D SHE END THE CALL 131 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,849 SO FAST? 132 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,309 SHE PROBABLY HAD 133 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,309 A... A THING... TO DO. 134 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,478 JUNE? 135 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,064 LOOK AT ME, JUNE. 136 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,231 I'M SEXY, RIGHT? 137 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,861 I MEAN, I HAVE TO BE. 138 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,861 I'M ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS." 139 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,236 (slurping) 140 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,236 SO WAS NANCY GRACE. 141 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,446 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 142 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,615 YOU'RE NOT SEXY. 143 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,160 I MEAN, 144 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,160 CLEARLY YOU'RE HANDSOME. 145 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,828 YOU HAVE ALL OF THE PIECES. 146 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,454 THEY JUST DON'T 147 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,454 ALL ADD UP TO SEXY. 148 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,123 (scoffs) 149 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,042 SEXY. 150 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,251 SEXY. 151 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,210 SEXY. 152 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,881 MEH. 153 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,091 I'M NOT SEXY-- 154 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,091 I AM NOT SEXY? 155 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,968 WHO'S SEXIER THAN I AM? 156 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,845 GOSLING, BECKHAM, 157 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,845 COSTNER, KANYE-- 158 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,305 REFUSE. I REFUSE THIS. 159 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,315 (pounding on door) 160 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,275 GO ON. 161 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,278 COWELL, WAHLBERG, 162 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,278 DiCAPRIO, PRINCE HARRY-- 163 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,115 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. FINE. 164 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,115 (door closes) 165 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,491 WHY THEM AND NOT ME? 166 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,953 (sighs) BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY 167 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,953 THAT WE WANT TO TAKE US TO PROM, 168 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,747 TO MAKE OUT WITH 169 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,747 BY THE CREEK, 170 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,290 NOT THE GUY THAT'S GONNA 171 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,290 RIP ALL OF OUR CLOTHES OFF 172 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,668 AND RAVISH US 173 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,668 IN THE NEAREST CAVE. 174 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,088 OH, BUT YOU THINK 175 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,088 COWELL WILL? 176 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,296 ACTUALLY, I COULD 177 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,296 KIND OF SEE THAT. 178 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,298 BESIDES, IT'S NOT JUST 179 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,298 THE PHYSICAL STUFF. 180 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,552 IT'S THE LITTLE DETAILS 181 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,552 THAT "PEOPLE" DIGS UP, YOU KNOW? 182 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,929 (door closes) 183 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,929 CLOONEY HAD A QUIRKY PET, 184 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,223 AND TOM CRUISE 185 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,223 OVERCAME DYSLEXIA. 186 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,725 IT'S... (sighs) 187 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,725 IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 188 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,309 I HAVE LITTLE DETAILS. 189 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,105 I'M RIGHT-HANDED, 190 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,105 BUT LEFT-FOOTED. 191 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,480 IT'S BETTER 192 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,480 THAT YOU'RE NOT SEXY. 193 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,024 BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, 194 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,609 AND YOU BRING ME 195 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,609 A SMOOTHIE EVERY DAY. 196 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,694 JAMES IS SEXY! 197 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,694 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 198 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,239 WHO CARES 199 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,239 WHAT SOME DUMB MAGAZINE SAYS? 200 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,240 THANK YOU. 201 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,323 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 202 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,325 THIS TINY FAMILY'S 203 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,325 VOLCANIC VACATION'S 204 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,620 ABOUT TO TAKE 205 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,620 A VERY TRAGIC TURN. 206 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,329 "SOME MAGAZINE"? 207 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,832 "PEOPLE" IS ON 208 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,832 THE CUTTING EDGE OF EVERYTHING. 209 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,375 YOU ONLY THINK 210 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,375 THOSE GUYS ARE SEXY 211 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,419 BECAUSE "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE 212 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,419 TOLD YOU TO THINK THAT. 213 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,337 THEY COULD PUT 214 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,337 FOZZIE BEAR ON THE COVER, 215 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,338 AND YOU WOULD THINK 216 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,338 HE WAS SEXY. 217 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,340 OH, DO NOT BE RIDICULOUS, 218 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,340 OKAY? 219 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,593 I WOULD WANNA HUG HIM 220 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,593 BECAUSE HE TRIES SO HARD, 221 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,344 BUT I DO NOT THINK 222 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,344 THAT HE IS SEXY. 223 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,347 JUNE, YOU ARE A SHEEP 224 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,347 JUST FOLLOWING THE HERD. 225 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,724 (imitates goat bleating) 226 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,724 MAAA. 227 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,392 IT'S "BAAA." 228 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,187 SEE? YOU'RE A SHEEP. 229 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,187 THAT WAS A TRAP. 230 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,396 YOU'RE WRONG. 231 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,439 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 232 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,984 I'LL PROVE TO YOU 233 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,984 ONCE AGAIN THAT I AM RIGHT. 234 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,820 RIGHT AFTER I BURY 235 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,820 THESE TINY ITALIANS IN LAVA. 236 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,989 IT WAS THEIR FIRST 237 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,989 FAMILY VACATION, TOO. 238 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,323 SO SAD. 239 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,537 (phone rings) 240 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,873 OOH. I KNOW I SAID THIS 241 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,873 LAST YEAR, 242 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,542 BUT, OOH-LA-LA, 243 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,542 JAKE GYLLENHAAL. 244 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,377 JAKE GYLLENHAAL. 245 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,377 (murmuring) 246 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,255 SORRY I'M LATE. 247 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,255 I HAD TO STOP AND GET A LATTE. 248 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,423 HI. I'M CHLOE, 249 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,423 YOUR NEW MANAGING EDITOR, 250 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,383 JUST TRANSFERRED 251 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,383 FROM THE LONDON OFFICE. 252 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,386 IT IS SO GOOD 253 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,386 TO BE BACK STATESIDE. 254 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,555 LONDON IS FILTHY, 255 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,555 AND NOT IN THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 256 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,892 WHERE ARE WE ON "SEXIEST"? 257 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,892 CATCH ME UP. 258 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,062 WAIT. WHO ARE YOU? 259 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,438 I'M YOUR BOSS. WHO ARE YOU? 260 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,191 LIZ. LIZ SPORKIN. 261 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,399 HELLO, LIZ. YOU'RE FIRED. 262 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,652 DOES ANYONE ELSE 263 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,652 HAVE A QUESTION? 264 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,903 WHAT HAPPENED TO LARRY? 265 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,446 GOOD QUESTION. YOU'RE FIRED. 266 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,740 WHO WANTS TO MAKE IT A TRIFECTA? 267 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,412 HELLO? HAVE I BEEN TOO SUBTLE? 268 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,581 YOU'RE FIRED. THANK YOU 269 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,581 FOR YOUR YEARS OF DEDICATION. 270 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,833 NOW PLEASE LEAVE. 271 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,417 UH... 272 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,128 GO! 273 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,128 (pounds table) 274 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,425 UM... 275 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,384 MM. 276 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,395 (Chloe sighs) 277 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,441 UM-- 278 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,441 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? 279 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,152 A FRESH START. 280 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,445 LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 281 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,490 LET'S THROW THE EXPECTED 282 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,490 OUT THE WINDOW. 283 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,450 (thud, slap) 284 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,411 THAT'S A VERY CLEAN WINDOW. 285 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,084 (pen cap clicks) 286 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:00,337 (squeaking) 287 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,421 (pen scribbling) 288 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,554 (tapping) 289 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,472 WHY DID I DRAW MALE GENITALIA 290 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,472 ON THE BOARD? 291 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,766 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME? 292 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,518 BECAUSE IT'S OUTSIDE 293 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,518 OF THE BOX? 294 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,561 NO. 295 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,561 (pen cap clicks) 296 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,146 BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. 297 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,481 (clatters) 298 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,481 NOW LET'S GET TO WORK. 299 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,734 (papers shuffling) 300 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,528 SOMEBODY HANG UP MY COAT! 301 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,528 (mutters) 302 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,488 AAH! 303 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,489 (Chloe) BAM. 304 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,490 WHAT IS THAT? 305 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,492 OKAY, THIS IS NOT REAL. 306 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,661 I HAD THEM MOCK THIS UP 307 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,661 DOWN AT THE OFFICE. 308 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,332 I BECAME THE MANAGING EDITOR 309 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,332 OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE TODAY. 310 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,499 (exhales) YEAH, RIGHT. 311 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,499 (magazine thuds) 312 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,336 IT'S TRUE. I'VE TAKE OVER 313 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,336 A BUNCH OF COMPANIES BEFORE. 314 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,713 VOLVO, DOLE, FEBREZE. 315 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,966 YOU JUST GOTTA WALK IN 316 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,966 LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE, 317 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,509 FIRE THE FIRST PERSON 318 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,509 TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, 319 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,511 FIRE THE SECOND PERSON 320 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,511 TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, 321 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,014 AND THEN GAZE OUT THE WINDOW 322 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,014 AND DRAW A PEEN ON THE BOARD. 323 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,515 IT'S THE TRADITIONAL 324 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,145 INTIMIDATION-CONFUSION- 325 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,145 SUBMISSION TECHNIQUE. 326 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,520 WHAT, DIDN'T THEY 327 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,520 TEACH YOU THAT 328 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,731 AT STATE UNIVERSITY 329 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,731 BUSINESS TECH COLLEGE SCHOOL? 330 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,901 THAT WILL BE THE COVER 331 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,901 OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S 332 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,528 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE 2012. 333 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,530 JUNE, IT'S REAL. 334 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,532 IT'S HAPPENING. 335 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,532 REACT. 336 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,453 (whispers) 337 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,453 JUNE VAN DER BEEK. 338 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,495 (door slams) 339 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,922 WELL, WHY DID YOU STOP 340 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,922 LOOKING AT THE MAGAZINE, JUNE? 341 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,966 THIS IS JUST THE COVER. 342 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,634 WE'RE GONNA DO 343 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,634 A WHOLE SPREAD. 344 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,552 JAMES ON A HORSE. 345 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,555 SHIRT. NO PANTS. 346 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,557 (whimpers) 347 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,557 OH, NO! THERE ARE NO 348 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,557 DIRTY DISHES. 349 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,268 I KNEW YOU WOULD TRY 350 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,268 TO DISTRACT YOURSELF 351 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,727 SO I THREW THEM ALL 352 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,727 OUT THE WINDOW. 353 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,396 NOW LOOK AT JAMES, JUNE. 354 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,396 LOOK AT HIM! 355 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,856 ADMIT HE'S SEXY. 356 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,358 OKAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 357 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,275 (door closes) 358 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,818 DID YOU REALLY GET ME 359 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,818 THE COVER? 360 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,445 YOU KNOW IT, BABY! 361 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,655 OH, MY GOD. 362 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,655 THIS... (laughs) 363 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,157 GOD, I LOOK AMAZING. 364 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,658 IS THIS FROM 365 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,658 OUR MACHU PICCHU TRIP? 366 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,244 YEAH, IT WAS RIGHT AFTER WE 367 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,244 DRANK ALL THAT OLD LADY'S WATER. 368 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,497 (laughs) 369 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,789 (Yac-Yan Da Biznessman) 370 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,789 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT WHAT WHAT ♪ 371 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,208 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT GOOD GOOD ♪ 372 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,583 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT WHAT WHAT ♪ 373 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,668 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT GOOD GOOD ♪ 374 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,961 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT WHAT WHAT ♪ 375 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,587 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT GOOD GOOD ♪ 376 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,965 ♪ SHORTY GOT THAT WHAT WHAT ♪ 377 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,965 (laughs) 378 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,092 DO YOU REALLY WANT THE COVER 379 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,092 THIS WAY, JAMES? 380 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,054 I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANNA-- 381 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,054 DON'T YOU WANNA EARN IT? 382 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,596 JUNE, IF I WAITED 383 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,596 UNTIL I EARNED SOMETHING, 384 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,598 THERE'S NO WAY I'D HAVE A BEER 385 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,598 NAMED AFTER ME IN DENMARK. 386 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,267 (speaks Danish) 387 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,267 ...VAN DER BRAU? 388 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,601 (bottle cap fizzes) 389 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,603 (lion roars) 390 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,065 AHH! 391 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,983 VAN DER BRAU! (laughs) 392 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,609 I GOT THAT FOR JAMES, TOO. 393 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,778 IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I WAS 394 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,778 EXCOMMUNICATED FROM DENMARK. 395 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,990 THAT QUEEN MARGRETHE DOES NOT 396 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,990 UNDERSTAND THAT NO MEANS NO. 397 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,033 (chuckles) 398 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,659 COMING. 399 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,620 THEY'RE--THEY'RE CALLING ME. 400 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,620 THEY'RE CALLING ME. 401 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,081 WHAT'S UP WITH HER? 402 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,081 (door closes) 403 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,124 (chuckles) UH, 404 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,124 NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THE COVER, 405 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,626 SHE THINKS YOU'RE SEXY, 406 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,626 BUT SHE WON'T ADMIT IT. 407 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,295 I WOULD LOVE TO TEASE HER 408 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,295 ABOUT IT, 409 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,630 BUT I HAVE TO SET UP YOUR 410 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,630 PHOTO SHOOT AND ALL OF THAT. 411 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,633 DO ME A FAVOR 412 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,633 AND MESS WITH HER FOR ME. 413 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,929 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 414 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,642 (door closes) 415 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,727 WHO'S THERE? 416 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,524 OH. 417 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,444 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 418 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,444 DOING HERE? 419 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,447 OH, I'M JUST BRINGING MY FRIEND 420 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,447 HER MORNING PEACH SMOOTHIE. 421 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,739 NO BIG DEAL. 422 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,032 (gasps) 423 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,034 BUT WHAT'S THIS? 424 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,034 OH, MY GOODNESS. 425 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,162 I'VE SPILLED 426 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,162 ALL OVER MY SHIRT. 427 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,623 I BETTER 428 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,623 TAKE MY SHIRT OFF. 429 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,710 THERE WE GO. 430 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:31,590 OOH. NOW I'VE SPILLED ALL OVER 431 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:31,590 MY BARE CHEST. 432 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,260 LOOK AT THAT. 433 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,260 I AM SO MESSY. (laughs) 434 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,137 SUCH A MESSY BOY. 435 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,765 I BETTER TAKE A SHOWER. 436 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,144 AFTER I WORK UP A SWEAT. 437 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,728 ONE, TWO, 438 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,147 THREE, FOUR, 439 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,149 FIVE, SEX, 440 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,858 SEVEN, EIGHT, 441 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,944 NINE. 442 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,904 AHH. SHOWER. 443 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,284 HE JUST GAVE ME BLUE TUBES. 444 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,286 BREATHE, OR ELSE YOU'LL GET 445 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,286 A TUMMY ACHE. 446 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,537 HERE. 447 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,081 LOOK AT THESE UNFLATTERING 448 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,081 PICTURES OF JAMES. 449 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,500 I'VE COLLECTED THEM 450 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,500 OVER THE YEARS 451 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,960 TO HELP ME GET THROUGH 452 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,960 MOMENTS LIKE THIS. 453 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,712 HERE HE IS 454 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,712 AFTER TOO MUCH SALT. 455 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,424 UH, BRUSHING HIS TEETH 456 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,424 ON THE TOILET. 457 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,800 HEY. 458 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,800 I COULDN'T FIND ANY TOWELS. 459 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,010 ALL YOU HAD WAS THIS, UH, 460 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,095 THIS LITTLE TEENSY-WEENSY ONE. 461 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,805 (exhales) 462 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:25,310 (shower running) 463 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,645 MY TUBES. 464 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,772 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 465 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,107 ARM OVER HERE, 466 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,151 SEXY OVER-THE-SHOULDER THING, 467 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,402 HANDSTAND-- 468 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,989 ONE-ARMED 469 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,989 IF HE'S NOT A PANSY. 470 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,159 WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY 471 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,159 THAT IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE 472 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,328 WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU 473 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,328 ON THIS ISSUE, 474 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,912 EXCEPT YOU, BRENDA. 475 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,999 BEFORE YOU GO, CAN YOU APPROVE 476 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,999 JENNA ELFMAN FOR "CHATTER"? 477 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,127 JENNA ELFMAN? DIDN'T SHE JUST 478 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,127 DO "CHATTER" LAST YEAR? 479 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,046 LET'S GET FRAN DRESCHER. 480 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,046 I HATE HER VOICE, 481 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,964 BUT I LOVE HER POINT OF VIEW. 482 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,964 (mutters indistinctly) 483 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,757 (sighs) 484 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,386 WHAT'S COOKING IN "GREAT IDEAS"? 485 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,762 "MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN 486 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,762 A CATFISH"? 487 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,930 (laughs) 488 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,765 COME ON, PEOPLE! 489 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,685 I WANT CORN SALADS. 490 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,478 I WANT SUMMER SUCCOTASH. 491 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,189 LET'S DAZZLE OUR READERS 492 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,189 WITH MANGOES. 493 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,942 UGH. I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO DO 494 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,942 EVERYTHING MYSELF. 495 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,942 (purse thuds) 496 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,695 WHO'S ON "PUZZLER"? 497 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,782 "WHOOPI BLANK-BERG. 498 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,782 FOUR LETTERS"? 499 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,869 I HAVE NO IDEA. 500 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,869 MAKE IT EASIER. 501 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,079 WHO'S ON "BEAUTY WATCH"? 502 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,083 OH, DEAR GOD, BRENDA, 503 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,083 I HATE YOU. 504 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,710 NEW IDEA FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT. 505 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,878 JAMES' HORSE TRAMPLES 506 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,878 AND KILLS BRENDA. 507 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,006 (woman) ♪ OOH, LA-LA-LA ♪ 508 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,510 (sighs) CORPORATE WANTS US 509 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,510 TO HAVE A FIRE DRILL. 510 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,053 JAMES IS JUST SO SEXY. 511 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,264 YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE 512 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,264 ABOUT THIS FIRE DRILL. 513 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,392 (sighs) OH, GOD! HE'S ALL 514 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,392 I THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIME! 515 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,311 I CAN'T TALK TO HIM, 516 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,311 I CAN'T BE AROUND HIM, 517 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,106 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM 518 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,106 WITHOUT BLUSHING. 519 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,024 I WAS ON THE COVER 520 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,024 OF "TIME" ONCE. 521 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,277 CROWD SHOT WHILE I WAS 522 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,277 OCCUPYING WALL STREET. 523 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,028 PRETTY SURE IT WAS ME. 524 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,448 MIGHT HAVE BEEN 525 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,448 D.L. HUGHLEY. 526 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,241 I CAN'T TELL US APART. 527 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,826 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 528 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,826 HE IS MY SMOOTHIE BUDDY. 529 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,246 LOOK, YOU NEED TO STOP THINKING 530 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,246 OF HIM AS SEXIEST MAN ALIVE... 531 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,246 (sighs) 532 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,832 AND JUST START THINKING OF HIM 533 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,832 AS YOUR FRIEND JAMES. 534 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,543 YOU'RE RIGHT. 535 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,044 (slaps sides) 536 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,044 HE'S JUST JAMES. 537 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,299 OKAY--NO. 538 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,299 OH, OH, NO, NO, NO. 539 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,299 NO, NO, NO. 540 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,883 IT'S JUST JAMES. 541 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,762 OH, NO. HE HAS GOT 542 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,762 A QUIRKY, ADORABLE PET 543 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,346 LIKE CLOONEY'S PIG. 544 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,348 HE'S MORE THAN JUST A FACE! 545 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,348 (gasps) 546 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,348 STEADY. 547 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,350 AH, HELLO, JUNE. 548 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,060 HAVE YOU MET 549 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,060 MY PET TURTLE STEPHANIE? 550 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,731 SHE PREFERS BUTTER LETTUCE 551 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,731 TO ALL OTHER LETTUCES. 552 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,233 (gasps) HE'S EVEN GOT 553 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,233 AN EARRING LIKE FORD. 554 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,652 EASY. 555 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,862 JUST, UH, PREPPING FOR 556 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,862 MY S.M.A. Q & A. 557 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,905 HIT ME, LUTHER. 558 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,866 IF YOU WERE A BIRD, 559 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,866 WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE? 560 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,161 HAWAIIAN NENE GOOSE, 561 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,371 BECAUSE THEY MATE FOR LIFE 562 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,371 AND LIVE IN HAWAII. 563 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,914 OH... 564 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,914 I CAN'T IMAGINE 565 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,914 ANYTHING BETTER. 566 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,292 NEITHER CAN I. 567 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,292 OH! GOD... 568 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,336 OH... 569 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,336 AHH! MNH! 570 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,088 COME ON, MAN. 571 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,882 THE TURTLE, THE EARRING, 572 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,882 THE ROMANTIC ANSWERS. 573 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,301 ARE YOU DOING ALL THIS 574 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,301 JUST TO MESS WITH JUNE? 575 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,346 YEAH, AT FIRST I WAS, 576 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,346 BUT THEN I REALIZED, 577 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,348 I'M GONNA NEED TO BECOME 578 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,348 MORE DIMENSIONAL 579 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,183 IF I'M GONNA BE 580 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,183 THE REIGNING S.M.A. 581 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,602 AFTER THIS ISSUE COMES OUT, 582 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,602 I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME IN HERE 583 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,894 WITHOUT GETTING MOBBED. 584 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,396 (dramatic orchestral score 585 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,396 playing) 586 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,483 (sighs) GOOD-BYE, 587 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,483 IT'S JUST BEANS. 588 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360 I'VE ENJOYED OUR TIME 589 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360 TOGETHER. 590 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,778 (inhales) BUT NOW I'M LIKE... 591 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,323 (exhales) NEW ORLEANS 592 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,323 BEFORE THE LEVEES BURST. 593 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,866 MY FAME LEVEE'S ABOUT TO BLOW. 594 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,411 GRAB YOUR PONCHOS, PEOPLE. 595 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,330 (door bells jingle) 596 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,330 BYE! 597 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,751 (sighs) 598 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,128 PANTLESS HANDSTAND ON A HORSE-- 599 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,128 NOT SEXY. NOW WE KNOW. 600 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,341 YOU WERE RIGHT. 601 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,341 (gasps) 602 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,760 YOU PUT JAMES ON THE COVER, 603 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,760 AND NOW I THINK HE'S SEXY. 604 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,596 I AM A SHEEP. YOU WIN. OKAY? 605 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,596 NOW TAKE IT OFF, 606 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,390 BECAUSE IT'S RUINING 607 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,390 MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM. 608 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,933 FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU 609 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,933 FOR ADMITTING I WAS RIGHT. 610 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,312 SECOND, I CAN'T TAKE HIM OFF. 611 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,312 IT'S MY JOB TO SELL MAGAZINES. 612 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,439 YOUR JOB? YOU'VE BEEN 613 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,439 WORKING HERE FOR THREE DAYS. 614 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,859 AND I'VE COME IN 615 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,859 FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. 616 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,737 LOOK, THIS IS ABOUT MORE 617 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,737 THAN JUST YOU NOW, JUNE. 618 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,780 THIS IS ABOUT 619 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,780 MILLIONS OF WOMEN 620 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:10,243 LOOKING TO ME FOR GUIDANCE 621 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:10,243 ON WHAT TO WEAR, HOW TO COOK, 622 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,829 AND WHO TO FANTASIZE ABOUT 623 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,829 WHEN THEY FLUFF THE DUFF. 624 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,207 (laughing) 625 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,207 SHUT UP, JONAH! 626 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,207 UGH. IGNORE HIM. 627 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,959 (clenches teeth) HE'S MY COUSIN. 628 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,959 MY MOTHER MADE ME HIRE HIM. 629 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,212 THIS IS INSANE. 630 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,212 YOU DON'T WORK HERE. 631 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,964 NO ONE IS LOOKING TO YOU 632 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,964 FOR GUIDANCE ON ANYTHING! 633 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,842 IS THAT SO? 634 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,261 STRAWBERRY LIP BALM, 635 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,261 A BERET, AND SMINTS-- 636 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,929 THAT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR PURSE. 637 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,976 HOW DID YOU-- 638 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,771 I KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR PURSE 639 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,771 BECAUSE WE-- 640 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,022 ME AND MY MAGAZINE-- 641 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,022 PUT THEM THERE. 642 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,482 WE TOLD YOU THOSE ITEMS 643 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,482 WERE HOT, 644 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,983 AND YOU WENT OUT 645 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,983 AND BOUGHT THEM. 646 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,903 THAT'S THE KIND OF POWER 647 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,903 WE HAVE. 648 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,030 WELL, YOU ALSO HAVE THE POWER 649 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,030 TO HELP OUT YOUR ROOMMATE. 650 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,408 IT'S TRUE, I DO, BUT I ALSO 651 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,408 HAVE A MAGAZINE TO RUN. 652 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,995 WHY ARE YOU HANDING ME 653 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,995 TWO OF THE EXACT SAME PICTURE? 654 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,997 UH, IT'S FOR "SECOND LOOK." 655 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,997 IT NEEDS YOUR APPROVAL. 656 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,999 (voice quavers) THERE ARE 657 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,999 15 DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THEM. 658 00:15:59,041 --> 00:15:59,918 NO, THERE AREN'T. 659 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,002 OKAY, ONE. 660 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,255 THREE. NINE. 661 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,882 15. 662 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,882 THERE ARE 15 DIFFERENCES. 663 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,634 OKAY, GOOD WORK. 664 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,634 THIS CAN RUN. 665 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,428 (whispers) 666 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,428 OH, THANK YOU. BYE. 667 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,012 JAMES WILL BE ON THE COVER. 668 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,641 I'M SORRY IF THAT MEANS YOUR 669 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,641 FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM IS OVER. 670 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,604 (presses buttons) 671 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,647 WHO IS THIS?! 672 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,647 (door slams) 673 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,486 SHE'S IN MY HEAD. 674 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,028 SHE'S IN MY PURSE. 675 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,197 YOU EVEN TOLD YOU 676 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,197 TO WEAR THOSE BRACELETS. 677 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,534 What?! No, I got these 678 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,534 from a cart at the mall. 679 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,536 BECAUSE THEY WERE FEATURED 680 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,536 IN "STYLE WATCH" 681 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,121 ON "PEOPLE'S" WEB SITE. 682 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,249 CHLOE WAS RIGHT. 683 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,249 (sighs) WE'RE JUST SHEEP. 684 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,877 I-I think you're missing 685 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,877 the bigger picture, honey. 686 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,339 You have a chance 687 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,339 no Colburn woman has ever had-- 688 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,509 a chance to bed 689 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,509 a Sexiest Man Alive! 690 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,052 JAMES IS MY FRIEND. 691 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,052 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THAT. 692 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,888 Oh, this is something 693 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,888 you can't just walk away from. 694 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,139 The closest I ever got 695 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,350 was shoving the Nick Nolte 696 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,350 issue down my girdle. 697 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,893 I'M HANGING UP NOW. 698 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,436 Stop avoiding James! 699 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,105 Tell him how you feel 700 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,105 before it's too late! 701 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,732 Hi, honey. 702 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,235 You know what's not sexy? 703 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,362 Regret. 704 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,077 DRINK IT ALL IN, STEPHANIE. 705 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,289 IT'S ALL GONNA BE DIFFERENT 706 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,289 AFTER TODAY. 707 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,292 IN A WAY, THESE ARE OUR 708 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,292 LAST FEW MOMENTS OF FREEDOM. 709 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,544 THERE YOU ARE. 710 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,670 D-D--WATCH OUT! 711 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,088 D-DID YOU NOT SEE 712 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,088 THE BALLOON? 713 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,590 LUTHER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 714 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,590 A GOOD WAY TO KEEP TABS ON HER 715 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,091 AFTER WHAT HAPPENED. 716 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,594 (singsongy) "VARSITY BLUES" 717 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,594 IS ON ABC FAMILY! 718 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,304 I REPEAT-- 719 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,304 (crunch) 720 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,142 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 721 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,142 WHEN I LOVE SOMETHING! 722 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,896 TURNS OUT HE JUST STEPPED 723 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,896 ON SOME LETTUCE, THANK GOD. 724 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,147 COULD HAVE BEEN STEPH. 725 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,025 LISTEN. I NEED 726 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,025 TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 727 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,109 CAN IT WAIT? 728 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,109 THE NEWSSTAND'S ABOUT TO OPEN. 729 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,361 I WANT TO HAVE SEX 730 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,361 WITH YOU. 731 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,988 JUNE, STOP. 732 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,406 I CAN'T! 733 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,406 I CAN'T FIGHT IT ANYMORE! 734 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,115 MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE 735 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,115 YOU'RE ON THE COVER 736 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,409 OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE, 737 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,409 BUT I DON'T CARE! 738 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,161 I CAN'T STOP THINKING 739 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,161 ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 740 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,121 LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 741 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,121 I JUST WANT TO HAVE-- 742 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,456 (kisses) 743 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:07,962 NOTHING, RIGHT? 744 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,129 NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 745 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,173 EXACTLY. IT'S BECAUSE 746 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,173 WE'RE FRIENDS-- 747 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,843 FRIENDS WHO SHARE SMOOTHIES, 748 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,843 NOT SMOOCHIES. 749 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,929 LISTEN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN 750 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,929 TEASING YOU THIS WEEK, 751 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,638 BUT... IT'S ALL IN FUN. 752 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,640 I DON'T NEED YOU 753 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,640 TO THINK I'M SEXY. 754 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,935 ABOUT 45 MILLION 755 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,935 OTHER PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO, 756 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,227 AND I NEED YOU 757 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,227 TO BE MY FRIEND. 758 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,229 (rattling) 759 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,189 WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! 760 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,776 I'M NOT ON THE COVER? 761 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,776 WHAT HAPPENED? 762 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,611 (gasps) 763 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,863 HE'S ON ALL OF THEM! 764 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:34,989 (panting) 765 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,450 WHO DID THIS? 766 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,450 (clatters) 767 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,370 WHAT IS GOING ON? 768 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,247 WHY IS JAMES 769 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,247 NOT ON THE COVER? 770 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,874 UH, MARJORIE MUST HAVE 771 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,874 NIXED IT. 772 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,793 MARJORIE HAS FINAL SAY. 773 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,045 STOP SAYING "MARJORIE" LIKE I'M 774 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,045 SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THAT IS. 775 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,089 YOU DON'T KNOW 776 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,089 WHO MARJORIE IS? 777 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,089 OH, MY GOD! 778 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,591 ONE MORE WORD, 779 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,591 AND BRENDA GETS A SMACKWICH. 780 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,175 I DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 781 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,177 HER FACE IS THE LUNCH MEAT, 782 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,177 MY HANDS ARE THE BREAD! 783 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,179 HUH?! OHH... 784 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,179 SMACKWICH! 785 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:03,183 NOW, CAN ANYONE GIVE ME 786 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:03,183 CLARITY ON THIS SITUATION? 787 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,103 THEY'RE, UH, TALKING 788 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,103 ABOUT MARJORIE MEYERS. 789 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,855 SHE'S WORKED FOR THE MAGAZINE 790 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,855 SINCE ITS INCEPTION. 791 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,190 SHE PICKS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE 792 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,190 EVERY YEAR. 793 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,234 I'M MARJORIE MEYERS, 794 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,488 GENIUS BEHIND 795 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,488 "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE." 796 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,240 I'M OFTEN ASKED, 797 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,240 "WHAT IS MY SECRET?" 798 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,200 I MERELY GO WITH THE MAN 799 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,203 THAT GETS THINGS KICKING 800 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,203 IN MY PANTS. (chuckles) 801 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,623 AND THE OLD GAL 802 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,623 HASN'T BEEN WRONG YET. 803 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,001 EVERY YEAR THE STAFF GIVES 804 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,001 THEIR TOP TEN CANDIDATES, 805 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,628 AND MARJORIE IGNORES THEM 806 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,628 AND GOES WITH HER PANTS. 807 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,673 I WAS BAREBACK ON A HORSE 808 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,673 FOR SEVEN HOURS 809 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,049 WEARING NOTHING 810 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,049 BUT A SHIRT. 811 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,217 OKAY, DO YOU KNOW 812 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,217 WHY PANTS WERE INVENTED? 813 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,845 TO PREVENT WHAT HAPPENED 814 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,845 TO ME. 815 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,929 AND YOU LOOKED GREAT. 816 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,848 WHICH IS WHY 817 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,848 WE GAVE YOU A SPREAD. 818 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,476 DAMN DAMN, I LOOK GOOD! 819 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,022 I'LL TAKE IT. 820 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,523 HI. REMEMBER US? 821 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,150 WE'RE LIZ AND PETER. 822 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,234 YEAH, SO IT TURNS OUT 823 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,234 THAT YOU CAN'T FIRE US, 824 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,486 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WORK HERE. 825 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,237 (sighs) FINALLY! 826 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,490 HOW DID IT TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS 827 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,490 TO PUT THAT TOGETHER? 828 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,075 WELL, WE JUST HAD 829 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,075 OUR EXIT INTERVIEW-- 830 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,161 I DON'T CARE. I'M EXHAUSTED. 831 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,079 I, UH, JUST WANT TO SAY 832 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,247 THAT, UM, YOU GUYS NAILED 833 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,250 THE "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" 834 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,250 AGAIN THIS YEAR. 835 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,335 AND IF I'M A SHEEP, 836 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,335 I'M JUST GLAD 837 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,046 THAT YOU ALL 838 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,046 ARE MY SHEPHERDS, 839 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,505 AND I'M SURE 840 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,505 THAT MY MOTHER IS... 841 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,841 (Southern accent) SHOVING THIS 842 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,841 DOWN HER GIRDLE RIGHT NOW... 843 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,885 (normal voice) AS WE SPEAK, 844 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,885 SO THANK YOU. 845 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,929 (sighs) WELL, TEAM, 846 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,430 WHAT CAN I SAY? 847 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,432 MY JOB HERE WAS FAKE, 848 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,561 BUT THE WORK THAT WE DID 849 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,561 WAS REAL... ISH. 850 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,270 BRENDA, WHAT CAN I SAY 851 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,270 TO YOU, BRENDA? 852 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,314 WHERE DO I EVEN START? 853 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,314 (chuckles) 854 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,441 I KNOW I'VE BEEN 855 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,441 ESPECIALLY HARD ON YOU, 856 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,570 BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I SEE 857 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,570 SO MUCH POTENTIAL. 858 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,239 (voice breaking) YOU'RE 859 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,239 THE BEST BOSS I EVER HAD. 860 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,283 I DIDN'T WANT THINGS 861 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,283 TO END THIS WAY, 862 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,536 BUT ALL GOOD THINGS, RIGHT? 863 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,287 WHEN YOU SPEAK OF ME 864 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,287 AT THE COMPANY RETREAT, 865 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,372 WHICH I STILL PLAN 866 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,372 ON ATTENDING, 867 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,374 SPEAK OF ME WELL. 868 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,710 I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN BAJA. 869 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,921 (clicks switch) 870 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,297 UH, WE'RE STILL WORKING! 871 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,257 YOU'RE FIRED! 872 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,257 (door slams) 873 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,013 CAN I GET A WATER? 874 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,013 (man) WATER FOR JAMES. 875 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,306 WATER, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 876 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,306 ALL RIGHT, GREAT. GOOD JOB. 877 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,475 NOW CAN YOU GET ME ONE 878 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,475 THAT'S NOT HOT AS HELLFIRE? 879 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,602 (shutter clicking) 880 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,562 DONNIE, YEAH. 881 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,981 I JUST SAW THE HORSE'S TRAILER. 882 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,981 IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE. 883 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,358 AND GO BY STAR SIZE, 884 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,358 NOT BODY SIZE. 885 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,153 (blusters) 886 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,030 IS THAT SECRETARIAT? 887 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,030 OH, IT'S NOT? 888 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,698 'CAUSE THE WAY 889 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,698 EVERYONE'S FAWNING OVER HIM, 890 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,824 I THOUGHT IT MUST BE. 891 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,326 DONNIE, LISTEN, YEAH. 892 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,620 I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS HORSE. 893 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,329 I WANT YOU TO SEND HIM 894 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,329 A GIFT BASKET FROM ME-- 895 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,291 SEASON ONE OF "LUCK" 896 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,291 AND A BIG TUB OF GLUE. 52915

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