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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,420 (June) WHEN I MOVED 2 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,420 TO MANHATTAN FROM INDIANA 3 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:04,922 A FEW MONTHS AGO, 4 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:04,922 I THOUGHT OF IT 5 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,715 AS THE NEXT STEP 6 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,715 IN MY LIFE PLAN. 7 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,300 I HAD NO IDEA THAT 8 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,300 I WAS GONNA MOVE IN 9 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,844 WITH A GIRL THAT I MET 10 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,844 ON craigslist 11 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,680 WHO WAS BASICALLY, WELL, 12 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,680 CRAZY, IN A GREAT WAY, 13 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,098 AND SOMETIMES 14 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,098 A NOT-SO-GREAT WAY. 15 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,059 IT'S BEEN HARD AND FUN 16 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,059 AND HARD, 17 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,854 BUT WHAT'S MADE IT EASIER 18 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,854 HAS BEEN 19 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,021 THE NEW FRIENDS I'VE MADE 20 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,021 ALONG THE WAY, 21 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,526 WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO DIFFICULT 22 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,069 TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ONE OF THEM 23 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,069 RIGHT NOW. 24 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,239 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE 25 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,239 AT JAMES VAN DER BEEK'S FUNERAL. 26 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,868 JAMES VAN DER BEEK'S VIKING 27 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,868 FUNERAL IN CENTRAL PARK, JUNE. 28 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,870 DON'T UNDERDESCRIBE 29 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,870 THE AWESOMENESS. 30 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,788 JUST HOW ILLEGAL IS THIS? 31 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,499 ABOUT AS ILLEGAL AS THAT 32 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,499 PANDA FAT EYE CREAM YOU USE. 33 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,083 YOU USE PANDA ON YOUR FACE? 34 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,460 LUTHER IS 76 YEARS OLD. 35 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,463 SHUT... UP... BITCH. 36 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,089 (clicks tongue) 37 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,509 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 38 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,509 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 39 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,135 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 40 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,013 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 41 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,013 (buzzer) 42 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,557 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 43 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,727 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 44 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,897 HEY, CHLOE. 45 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,272 HEY, JUNE. 46 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,272 (door closes) 47 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,316 OH, HEY, JUNE, COME HERE. 48 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,402 COME SIT BY ME. 49 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,402 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 50 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,111 COME ON. 51 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,488 GOOD. SIT. 52 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,781 OKAY, COME CLOSE. 53 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,616 (whispers) YOUR SWEATER 54 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,616 LOOKS LIKE 55 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,160 A PUMPKIN MATED WITH A TURD. 56 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,160 (inhales sharply) 57 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,120 I THOUGHT YOU WERE 58 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,120 GONNA GIVE ME A HUG. 59 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,122 NOPE. 60 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,122 NO. 61 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,624 (singsongy) IT CAME! 62 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,585 OOH! READ IT! READ IT! 63 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,922 "DEAR, JAMES, 64 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,922 IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR-- 65 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,758 "THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE SERIES 66 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,758 FINALE OF 'DAWSON'S CREEK.' 67 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,133 "CAN YOU BELIEVE 68 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,133 IT'S BEEN ALMOST TEN YEARS 69 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,511 "SINCE IT WENT OFF THE AIR??? 70 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,513 "WE THOUGHT WE'D WRITE YOU AGAIN 71 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,513 TO SEE IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED 72 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,139 "IN DOING A REUNION SHOW. 73 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,850 "AS ALWAYS, WE'RE IN IF YOU ARE. 74 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,561 "SINCERELY, MICHELLE, KATIE, 75 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,561 AND JOSH." 76 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,438 HOLY WOW! 77 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,399 OH, LET ME TOUCH-- 78 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,399 TOO BAD 79 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,399 IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 80 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,150 (laughs) 81 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,150 WAIT, JAMES. 82 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,318 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 83 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,612 THEY SEND ME 84 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,612 ONE OF THOSE EVERY YEAR. 85 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,197 LISTEN, THEY CAN GET NOMINATED 86 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,197 FOR ALL THE OSCARS THEY WANT, 87 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,617 YOU DON'T PUT THE BEATLES BACK 88 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,617 TOGETHER WITHOUT JOHN LENNON. 89 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,452 AND I'M LENNON AND McCARTNEY, 90 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,452 BITCH. 91 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,662 YEAH, YOU ARE! 92 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,662 YOU ARE A KING, JAMES. 93 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,414 (gasps) KING JAMES. 94 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,041 LIKE THE BIBLE. 95 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,668 LET'S GO OUT AND CELEBRATE 96 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,668 HOW AWESOME YOU ARE. 97 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,171 ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING YOU WANNA 98 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,171 DO, YOU JUST NAME IT. 99 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,256 (squeals) 100 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,174 (electronic music playing) 101 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,885 (speaks indistinctly) 102 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,807 (giggles) BYE. CHARGE LESS 103 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,807 FOR YOUR MAGAZINE. 104 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,643 HMM. 105 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,186 BIG-ASS HAT. 106 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,731 SEND IN THE TALL 107 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,731 AND SKINNIES. 108 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,194 JUNE, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 109 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,656 YOU'RE ANGRILY DECRUMBING 110 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,656 THE MUFFIN CASE. 111 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,075 JAMES WON'T DO 112 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,075 A "DAWSON'S CREEK" REUNION. 113 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,994 I COULD ASK THAT QUESTION 114 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,994 A THOUSAND TIMES 115 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,787 AND STILL NOT BELIEVE 116 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,787 THAT'S YOUR ANSWER. 117 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,997 THE REST OF THE CAST IS IN, 118 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,414 BUT JAMES 119 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,414 WON'T EVEN CONSIDER IT. 120 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,207 HE LIKES SAYING NO TO THEM 121 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,585 BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM 122 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,585 FEEL LIKE A BIG SHOT. 123 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,045 YOU SEEM REALLY UPSET 124 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,045 ABOUT THIS. 125 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,506 YOU KNOW, GROWING UP IN INDIANA, 126 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,506 THAT SHOW WAS A RELIGION. 127 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,092 MY FRIENDS AND I-- 128 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,092 WE WERE OBSESSED WITH IT. 129 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,217 OKAY, I GET IT. 130 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,719 LIKE "MOESHA" WAS FOR ME. 131 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,597 I'M JUST KIDDING. I JUST SAID 132 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,597 THAT BECAUSE I'M BLACK. 133 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,891 (laughs) I NEVER WATCHED 134 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,891 "MOESHA." 135 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,645 CELESTE, TORI, MARGARET, AND I 136 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,645 MEMORIZED EVERY EPISODE. 137 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,024 DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME 138 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,024 IT WOULD BE IF I CALLED THEM UP 139 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,693 AND TOLD THEM THAT JAMES WAS 140 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,693 DOING A REUNION SHOW? 141 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,611 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE 142 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,611 I HAD SOME GOOD NEWS. 143 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,488 I LOST THE JOB THAT 144 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,488 I MOVED TO NEW YORK FOR, 145 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,490 I BROKE UP WITH MY FIANCE, 146 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,490 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT 147 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,660 MY BOOBS HAVE DECREASED A CUP 148 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,660 SIZE BECAUSE OF ALL THE SADNESS. 149 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,245 WHY WON'T JAMES DO THIS 150 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,245 FOR ME? 151 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,832 JUNE, IF IT'S 152 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,832 THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, 153 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,249 TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT. 154 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,670 WHEN YOU GET PASSIONATE ABOUT 155 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,670 SOMETHING, YOU'RE HARD TO STOP. 156 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,255 REMEMBER YOUR WHOLE THING 157 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,255 AGAINST YELLOW RAISINS? 158 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,092 ALBINO ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE! 159 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,886 HEY. HEY. 160 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,886 YOU CONVINCED ME, OKAY? 161 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,347 I'M CONVINCED. 162 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,347 JUNE, YOU GOT CRAZY EYES. 163 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,557 (Chloe sighs) 164 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,267 I LOVE IT 165 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,267 WHEN THE MODELS FALL. 166 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,187 THEY'RE LIKE GIRAFFES 167 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,187 COLLAPSING IN THE JUNGLE. 168 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,313 OOH! GOOD WORK, MARBLES. 169 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,648 (can rattles, projector clicks) 170 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:55,276 846,251 171 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,529 IS THE NUMBER OF TEENAGE GIRLS 172 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,490 WHO WATCHED THE FINALE 173 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,490 OF "DAWSON'S CREEK." 174 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,659 (click) 175 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,659 I WAS ONE OF THEM. 176 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,285 (laughs) 177 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,954 (click) 178 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,954 AND SO WAS CELESTE... 179 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,372 (click) 180 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,372 MARGARET... 181 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,790 (click) 182 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,790 AND TORI. 183 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,085 DID THESE GIRLS DIE 184 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,085 IN A DRUNK-DRIVING ACCIDENT 185 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,169 OR SOMETHING? 186 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:16,215 IS THIS A MEMORIAL/INTERVENTION/ 187 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:16,215 (snores)? 188 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,300 YOUR SHOW REFLECTED WHAT WAS 189 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,300 GOING ON IN OUR LIVES. 190 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,470 WHEN AARON DeMAYO BROKE UP 191 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,470 WITH ME IN SEVENTH GRADE, 192 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,347 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE, 193 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:28,102 AND THEN I TURNED ON THE TV, 194 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:28,102 AND GRAMS GOT THE DIAGNOSIS. 195 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,310 CANCER. 196 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,312 SHE WAS REALLY GOING TO DIE. 197 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,108 THE WAY YOU DEALT WITH THAT, 198 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,108 YOUR STRENGTH-- 199 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,527 IT GAVE ME STRENGTH, 200 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,527 AND WE GOT THROUGH IT, 201 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,071 TOGETHER. 202 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,157 RACK ATTACK! RACK ATTACK! 203 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,157 RACK ATTACK! 204 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,201 RACK ATTACK! 205 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,201 CHLOE, PLEASE, 206 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,201 JUNE IS IN THE MIDDLE 207 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,161 OF A MAKESHIFT LIVING ROOM 208 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,161 PRESENTATION. 209 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,580 THOSE GIRLS WHO WATCHED YOU 210 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,580 ON TV... 211 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,791 (click) 212 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,793 THEY'RE NOW HAVING 213 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,793 DAUGHTERS OF THEIR OWN. 214 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,794 ONE WOMAN... 215 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,837 (click) 216 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,837 BECOMES TWO. 217 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,798 INDIAN. 218 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,007 WOMAN. 219 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,593 INDIAN. WOMAN. 220 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,344 IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, 221 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,344 JAMES. 222 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,721 (click) 223 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:08,391 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BREAK 224 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:08,391 THAT CIRCLE? 225 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,393 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO LAME. 226 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,813 IT IS LAME... 227 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,606 OF ME FOR PUTTING THIS OFF 228 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,606 FOR SO LONG. 229 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,774 WHAT? 230 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,359 I CAN'T BELIEVE 231 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,359 HOW SELFISH I'VE BEEN. 232 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,822 CRUMPLING UP THOSE LETTERS 233 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,822 EVERY YEAR JUST 'CAUSE I CAN. 234 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,531 THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME. 235 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,826 I-I NEED TO DO A REUNION 236 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,826 FOR THE FANS. 237 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,245 I'M KING JAMES, 238 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,245 THE LION KING. 239 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,412 (laughs) 240 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,412 (door closes) 241 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,624 JUNE, WHAT THE HELL? 242 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,624 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 243 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,460 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH WHETHER 244 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,460 OR NOT JAMES HAS A REUNION? 245 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,463 BECAUSE THE LETTERS HE GETS 246 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,463 FROM THE CAST ARE FAKE. 247 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,840 I'M THE ONE 248 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,840 WHO'S BEEN WRITING THEM 249 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,424 AND SENDING THEM 250 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,424 TO HIM EVERY YEAR. 251 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,469 VINDALOO. 252 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,469 (door closes) 253 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,643 YOU'VE BEEN WRITING 254 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,643 FAKE LETTERS EVERY YEAR? 255 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,437 YES. SEE? I EVEN USED THE SAME 256 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,437 PEN TO SIGN ALL THREE NAMES. 257 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,857 I SPELLED "HOLMES" WRONG. 258 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,857 I SHOULD REALLY TRY HARDER. 259 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,025 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 260 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,400 WHEN JAMES GETS TO TURN DOWN 261 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,028 KATIE, MICHELLE, AND JOSH 262 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,028 EVERY YEAR, 263 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,321 IT MAKES HIM FEEL 264 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,321 REALLY POWERFUL, 265 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:05,406 AND ON THAT DAY, I CAN ASK HIM 266 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:05,406 FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, 267 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,407 AND HE WON'T REFUSE ME, 268 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,409 JUST LIKE DON CORLEONE 269 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,245 ON THE DAY OF HIS DAUGHTER'S 270 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,245 WEDDING IN "THE GODFATHER." 271 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:13,372 ("Tarantella" playing) 272 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,129 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE TRANQ-ING 273 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,129 A HOT AUSTRIAN DUDE 274 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,422 AND HEARING THE BODY FALL. 275 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,424 TRANQ SEX--IT'S CONSENSUAL. 276 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,344 YOU ARE SO MANIPULATIVE 277 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,720 AND SELFISH. 278 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,013 OKAY, THAT'S TRUE. I AM. 279 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,431 BUT I'M ALSO DOING THIS 280 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,431 FOR JAMES. 281 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,810 HE SHOULDN'T RELIVE THE PAST BY 282 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,810 DOING SOME STUPID REUNION SHOW. 283 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,645 THERE'S NO POINT 284 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,645 IN LOOKING BACK. 285 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,480 YOU HAVE TO MOVE FORWARD, 286 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,480 LIKE A SHARK 287 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,149 OR A TRANQ DART. 288 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,903 JUST BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE CAST 289 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,903 HAS INITIATED A REUNION 290 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,697 DOESN'T MEAN 291 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,697 THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 292 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,243 I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE 293 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,243 THAT IT HAPPENS. 294 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:53,496 WELL, I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE 295 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:53,496 THAT IT DOESN'T. 296 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,471 IF WE CALL MICHELLE FIRST, THEN 297 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,471 EVERYONE ELSE WILL GET ON BOARD. 298 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,391 BUT WE CAN'T CALL JOSH LAST 299 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,475 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE 300 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,475 HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME. 301 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,104 I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL KATIE 302 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,104 FIRST. I LOVE HER. 303 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,314 I'VE GONE AS HER 304 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,314 FOR THE PAST EIGHT HALLOWEENS. 305 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,482 NO. 306 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,483 JUNE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 307 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,985 (clicks tongue) OKAY. 308 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,695 MAKING SURE CHLOE DOESN'T DO 309 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,695 ANYTHING SNEAKY 310 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,655 TO TRY TO STOP YOU FROM 311 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,655 MAKING THOSE PHONE CALLS. 312 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,992 SHE'S CLEVER AND SUBTLE, 313 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,119 LIKE A CAT. 314 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,121 SHE'LL LURK IN THE SHADOWS 315 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,497 AND BLEND IN 316 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,497 WITH THE BACKGROUND, 317 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,418 AND THEN ONCE SHE'S LURED YOU IN 318 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,418 TO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, 319 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,543 SHE'LL QUIETLY JUST-- 320 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,504 ♪♪♪ 321 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,715 (slo-mo voice) NO! 322 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,012 (pants) 323 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,513 MY BEEF ISN'T WITH YOU, 324 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,513 LUTHER. 325 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,514 THANK YOU. 326 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,518 (Luther) OH! 327 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,518 (thud) 328 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,229 THAT WASN'T FOR ANYTHING. 329 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,229 THAT WAS JUST FOR FUN. 330 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,149 (Luther) YOU SHOT ME 331 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,149 IN THE BOOTY. 332 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,524 CHLOE, WHAT THE HELL?! 333 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,526 RELAX. 334 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,526 IT'S JUST TRANQ DARTS. 335 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,528 I LOADED THEM WITH 12 TURKEYS' 336 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,528 WORTH OF TRYPTOPHAN. 337 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,863 SHE'LL WAKE UP IN A FEW HOURS 338 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,241 AND FEEL LIKE SHE HAD 339 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,241 NINE THANKSGIVING DINNERS. 340 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:16,163 (voice echoes) 341 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:16,163 WHAT ARE THOSE? 342 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,831 MAKE IT STOP. 343 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,831 MAKE IT STOP. 344 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,831 (Steve Carlisle) ♪ BABY... ♪ 345 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,249 SHH. SHH. SHH. IT'S OKAY. 346 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,541 MAKE IT STOP. 347 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,541 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OVER. 348 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,544 ♪ WONDERED 349 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,544 WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 350 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,546 (slurring) 351 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,546 IS THAT THE THEME 352 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,007 FROM "WKRP IN CINCINNATI"? 353 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,009 JAMES AND I JUST SPENT 354 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,009 THE LAST SIX HOURS 355 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,969 WATCHING 356 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,969 BAD REUNION SHOWS-- 357 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,555 "GROWING PAINS, "DYNASTY," 358 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,555 "THE FACTS OF LIFE GO TO PARIS." 359 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,974 THEY WERE ALL WEARING BERETS. 360 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,268 EVEN TOOTIE? 361 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,268 ESPECIALLY TOOTIE. 362 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 I CAN'T DO IT, JUNE. 363 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 I CAN'T DO THE REUNION. 364 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,562 WHAT? NO. 365 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,982 JAMES, CHLOE HAS BEEN-- 366 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,026 FAKING THE LETTERS TO ME EVERY 367 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,026 YEAR? YEAH, I KNOW. SHE TOLD ME. 368 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,568 SHE SAVED ME FROM MAKING 369 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,196 THE BIGGEST MISTAKE 370 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,196 OF MY CAREER. 371 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,990 SHE CARES ENOUGH TO NOT 372 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,990 LET ME TARNISH MY LEGACY 373 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,575 BY DOING SOME TERRIBLE REUNION 374 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,575 SHOW. THAT'S IT. I'M OUT. 375 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,454 IT'S OVER. 376 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,415 (slurring) I'D LIKE TO TALK 377 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,415 TO THE LIAR IN THIS ROOM. 378 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,584 CAN THE LIAR IN THIS ROOM 379 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,584 PLEASE COME TO THE DOOR? 380 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,588 LUTHER WOULD LIKE 381 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,588 TO TALK TO HER. 382 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,051 (Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street" 383 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,051 playing) 384 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,388 (James, thinking) 385 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,388 CHLOE'S RIGHT. 386 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,847 IT'S BETTER TO LEAVE THE PAST 387 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,847 IN THE PAST. 388 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,682 I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT DOING 389 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,682 A REUNION SHOW. 390 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,309 (June, thinking) 391 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,309 CELESTE, TORI, AND MARGARET 392 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,229 WOULD'VE FREAKED OUT 393 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,229 IF A REUNION HAPPENED, 394 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,523 BUT I GUESS IT JUST 395 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,523 WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 396 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:25,690 (James, thinking) WELL, 397 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:25,690 IF WE WERE GOING TO DO 398 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,025 A REUNION SHOW, 399 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,609 I DID HAVE A COUPLE IDEAS. 400 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,611 (June, thinking) IT'S PROBABLY 401 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,611 BETTER THIS WAY. 402 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,241 I WAS BOUND TO BE 403 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,241 DISAPPOINTED--UNLESS I WASN'T. 404 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,617 UNLESS MY MIND WAS 405 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,617 ABOUT TO BE BLOWN. 406 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,078 (James, thinking) WE COULD'VE 407 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,078 USED THE PLATFORM 408 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,288 TO ADDRESS SOME REAL ISSUES, 409 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,288 LIKE GLOBAL WARMING. 410 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,831 (June, thinking) WHAT DOES 411 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,831 CHLOE KNOW ANYWAY? 412 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,042 SHE DOESN'T EVEN WATCH TV. 413 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,503 SHE JUST PUNCHES IT 414 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,503 WHEN SHE'S DRUNK. 415 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,795 (James, thinking) ALSO EVERYONE 416 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,795 LOOKED BAD 417 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,257 IN THOSE OTHER REUNION SHOWS. 418 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,425 LOOK AT ME. 419 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,717 I LOOK GREAT. 420 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,717 MY HAIR IS BETTER, 421 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,262 MY BODY'S BETTER, 422 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,262 MY ACCENT WORK IS BETTER. 423 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,347 EVERYTHING'S BETTER. 424 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,347 EVERYTHING'S TIGHTER. 425 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,182 JAMES? 426 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,642 WERE YOU JUST WALKING-- 427 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,019 AND THINKING? YEAH. 428 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,896 I THINK WE SHOULD DO 429 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,896 A "DAWSON" REUNION. 430 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,940 JUST BECAUSE IT HASN'T 431 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,940 BEEN DONE WELL BEFORE 432 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,276 DOESN'T MEAN 433 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,276 IT CAN'T BE DONE WELL NOW. 434 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,361 I-IT TOOK NOT WANTING TO DO IT, 435 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,361 THEN WANTING TO DO IT, 436 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:14,030 THEN NOT WANTING TO DO IT 437 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:14,030 TO REALLY WANT IT. 438 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,366 I'M CALLING THE CAST. 439 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,366 (chuckles) 440 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,868 ("Baker Street" continues 441 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,868 playing) 442 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,665 ONE WOMAN BECOMES TWO. 443 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,627 AND SOON THEY'LL BOTH WANT 444 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,627 TO MAKE LOVE TO ME. 445 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,338 (telephone rings) 446 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,924 WHAT'S UP, CELESTE? (laughs) 447 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,675 HEY, IT'S JUNE. 448 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,675 I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE, 449 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,177 AND I GOT OFF FACEBOOK 450 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,597 BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT TAGGING ME 451 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,597 IN UP-ANGLE PHOTOS, 452 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,681 BUT, UM, I WANTED TO CALL YOU 453 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,681 AND TELL YOU 454 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,100 THAT I HAVE SOME AMAZING NEWS. 455 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,852 THAT "DAWSON'S CREEK" REUNION 456 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,852 THAT WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT? 457 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,354 IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 458 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,189 WHAT? 459 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,189 THAT SHOW WE USED TO WATCH? 460 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:52,611 CELESTE, YOU KNOW THAT 461 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:52,611 THAT IS SO JEN OF YOU. 462 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,196 (laughs) SORRY, JUNE, 463 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,196 I'M JUST REALLY BUSY. 464 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,864 I'M THE UNDERSECRETARY 465 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,864 OF COMMERCE. 466 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,326 I HAVE 467 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,326 THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. 468 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,078 I MOVED TO OMAHA, WHERE I'M 469 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,078 TEACHING THEORETICAL PHYSICS. 470 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,413 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WORKING 471 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,499 ON A BILL AMENDING THE TAX CODE 472 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,499 FOR SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS. 473 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,707 ...TAKING MOLLY TO TENNIS CAMP, 474 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,502 TEACHING THE TWINS 475 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,502 TO RIDE A BIKE,... 476 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,710 ...WRITING MY DISSERTATION 477 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,710 ON PULSARS... 478 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,879 ARE YOU STILL LIVING 479 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,879 IN THAT FABULOUS APARTMENT? 480 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381 ARE YOU WORKING 481 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381 ON WALL STREET? 482 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,592 DID YOU AND STEVEN 483 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,592 SET A DATE YET? 484 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,635 STEVEN AND I BROKE UP, 485 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,553 I LOST MY JOB AND MY APARTMENT, 486 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,388 AND NOW I WORK AT A COFFEE SHOP, 487 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,432 AND I LIVE WITH A GIRL 488 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,432 WHO I MET ON craigslist 489 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,726 WHO SELLS KNOCKOFF HANDBAGS 490 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,726 FROM HER BEDROOM WINDOW. 491 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,228 I THINK THAT MY BOOBS ARE 492 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,228 ACTUALLY SHRINKING 493 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,564 FROM THE SADNESS. (laughs) 494 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,690 (beep) 495 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,736 THEY'RE IN. 496 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,736 (door closes) 497 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,030 I JUST TO KATIE, JOSH, 498 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,030 AND MICHELLE, 499 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,532 AND THEY ALL SAID 500 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,532 THEY WOULD LOVE 501 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,659 TO DO A "DAWSON'S CREEK" 502 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,659 REUNION. 503 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,744 WHAT? JAMES, I THOUGHT WE AGREED 504 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,744 THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 505 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,744 (cell phone rings) 506 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,747 IT'S MY AGENT. DONNIE JARVIS. 507 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,747 WHAT'S UP, HOOKER? 508 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,625 WHAT'S UP, WANG BREATH? 509 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,752 (laughs) DAMN IT, JAMES, YOU ARE 510 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,752 A STAR. DO YOU KNOW THAT? 511 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,588 DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A STAR? 512 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,756 SO, UH, DID KATIE, JOSH, 513 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,756 AND MICHELLE'S DEALS CLOSE? 514 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757 YEAH, I JUST SPOKE 515 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757 WITH THEIR AGENTS, 516 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,635 AND THEY'RE SO EXCITED 517 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,635 TO DO THIS. 518 00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,760 THEY'RE JUST NOT GONNA DO IT. 519 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,638 WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE 520 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,638 NOT GONNA--THEY SAID THEY WERE 521 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,763 GONNA DO IT. NOW THEY'RE SAYING 522 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,763 THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO IT? 523 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,057 NO, THEY'RE NOT SAYING THAT. 524 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,766 THEY WILL NEVER SAY THAT. 525 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,766 (chuckles) 526 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,767 SO THEY ARE GONNA DO IT? 527 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,395 YEAH, IN THE HOLLYWOOD WAY. 528 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,563 W-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 529 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,605 THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO IT. 530 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,440 THEY'RE INTO IT 100%. 531 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,774 THEY'RE JUST NOT GONNA DO IT. 532 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:14,775 DID THEY SAY WHY? 533 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,654 YEAH. I WROTE IT DOWN. 534 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,779 "THEY HATE YOU." 535 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,824 Yeah. They hate you. 536 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,285 (clicks tongue) 537 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,037 ASK HIM IF HE CAN GET US 538 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,037 "BOOK OF MORMON" TICKETS 539 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,831 ON THE 20th, 540 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,831 BUT NOT THE MATINEE. 541 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,792 (mouths word) 542 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,002 (door closes) 543 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,886 (door bells jingle) 544 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,597 BUSY, HEY. 545 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,890 THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME. 546 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,392 WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS QUICK. 547 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,018 I DON'T WANT ANYONE 548 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,018 TO SEE ME WITH YOU. 549 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,520 I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW 550 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,520 WHAT THE OTHERS WOULD DO 551 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,188 IF THEY FOUND OUT? 552 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,899 I MEAN, NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME 553 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,899 OUT TO A NICE FANCY RESTAURANT 554 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,735 AND ORDER 555 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,735 THE CHERRIES JUBILEE. 556 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,403 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA 557 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,403 TAKE ME TO CHIPPENDALES 558 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,322 AND LOOK AT SOME DONG WITH ME, 559 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,322 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 560 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,449 UH, YEAH. 561 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,617 THANKS FOR MEETING ME. 562 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,867 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JAMES? 563 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,620 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 564 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,620 WHAT'S GOING ON. 565 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,246 WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME? 566 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,539 I THOUGHT WE ENDED THE SHOW 567 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,539 ON SUCH GOOD TERMS. 568 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,207 SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T KNOW? 569 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,417 NO. 570 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,087 YOU SHORTED US 571 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,087 FOR THE END-OF-THE-SHOW GIFT. 572 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,631 WHAT? 573 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,925 YOU CONVINCED THE CAST 574 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,925 TO BUY ROWBOATS 575 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,053 FOR THE ENTIRE CREW 576 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,053 BECAUSE IT WAS CREEK-THEMED, 577 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,097 AND THEN YOU NEVER PAID 578 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,097 YOUR SHARE. 579 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:31,770 WE WERE STUCK WITH A BILL 580 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:31,770 FOR 145 BOATS, JAMES. 581 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,355 I WAS ONLY ON THE STUPID SHOW 582 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,355 FOR TWO SEASONS. 583 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,858 I BARELY BROKE EVEN. 584 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,858 I HAD TO SELL MY HORSE CHA-CHA. 585 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,028 ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS A TOTAL 586 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,028 OVERSIGHT. I HAD NO IDEA. 587 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,239 WHATEVER MY SHARE WAS, 588 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,239 I'D BE HAPPY TO CHIP IN NOW. 589 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,241 NO, NO, NO. IT'S TOO LATE 590 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,241 FOR THAT, OKAY? 591 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,286 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE EVER GOING 592 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,286 TO REPAIR THOSE RELATIONSHIPS. 593 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,790 THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, 594 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,790 AS IT WERE. 595 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,588 YEAH. 596 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,588 I-I ORDERED YOU SOME FOOD. 597 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,381 I, UH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW 598 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,381 WHAT GIRLS EAT. 599 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,925 OH, SWEETIE, WE DON'T. 600 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,925 WE DON'T EAT. 601 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,261 WE JUST LIVE IN CAVES, 602 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,261 HAVING OUR PERIODS, 603 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,555 UNTIL IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX 604 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,555 WITH THE FIRST GUY 605 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:11,892 WHO BUYS US A WINE COOLER 606 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:11,892 AND REMINDS US OF OUR DAD. 607 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,312 SINCE IT'S HERE, 608 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,312 I MEAN, MUSTARD, MAYBE. 609 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,148 DIET SODA WOULD BE GREAT. 610 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,148 AND A TO-GO BOX? 611 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,944 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE 612 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,944 DOING BETTER THAN ME. 613 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,322 THEY ALL HATE ME. 614 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,407 I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN LOVE 615 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,407 WITH ME. 616 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,409 THEY DON'T WANT 617 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,409 TO RELIVE THE PAST. 618 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,538 AND WHY WOULD THEY? THEY'RE 619 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,538 DOING GREAT IN THE PRESENT. 620 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,915 I THOUGHT FOR SURE 621 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,915 JOSH WAS IN LOVE WITH ME. 622 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,711 MY LIFE WAS BETTER 623 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,711 TEN YEARS AGO. 624 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,754 MY LIFE WAS BETTER 625 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,754 TEN YEARS AGO. 626 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:44,008 OH, MY GOD. ARE WE 627 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:44,008 AT A BLUES BAR IN CHICAGO? 628 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,720 ARE WE WATCHING AN OLD LADY 629 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,720 RUN FOR THE BUS? 630 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,429 ARE WE LISTENING 631 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,429 TO A CAB DRIVER TALK ABOUT 632 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,639 HOW HE WAS A DENTIST 633 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,639 BACK IN PAKISTAN? 634 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,808 BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE 635 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,808 DEPRESSING THE HELL OUT OF ME. 636 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,311 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, 637 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,311 CHLOE? 638 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,771 I'M NOT THE KING ANYMORE. 639 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,149 SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT 640 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,149 I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT, 641 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,819 THE REASON I TELL MY FRIENDS 642 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,819 NOT TO LOOK BACK. 643 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,946 YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY 644 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,946 FROM THE PAST IN SLOW-MOTION 645 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,450 AS IT EXPLODES BEHIND YOU 646 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,450 LIKE IN A JOHN WOO MOVIE. 647 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,951 JUNE, YOU JUST HAD TO GO 648 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,162 AND MAKE THAT STUPID 649 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,162 PowerPoint PRESENTATION. 650 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,330 OH, THIS IS MY FAULT? 651 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,956 FINALLY, YOU ADMIT IT. 652 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON 653 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 SOMETHING I DON'T HATE. 654 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,503 THEY'RE AUTUMNAL SWEATERS, 655 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,503 AND BITE ME. 656 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,215 ARE WE DONE NOW? 657 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,215 CAN WE MOVE ON FROM THIS? 658 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,468 YEAH, WE CAN MOVE ON... 659 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,846 TO PLAN "B"... 660 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,347 SOMETHING BETTER. 661 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,225 SOMETHING BIGGER. 662 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,436 I DON'T NEED THOSE GUYS. 663 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647 IT WASN'T 664 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647 "PACEY, JEN, AND JOEY'S CREEK." 665 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,864 DON'T YOU SEE? 666 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,864 DOING A REUNION IS RIGHT. 667 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,198 IT'S RIGHT FOR US, 668 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,198 IT'S RIGHT FOR THE FANS, 669 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,825 AND IT'S RIGHT FOR US. 670 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,619 PLUS, DOING IT THIS WAY 671 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,619 WOULD BE COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. 672 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,371 NOBODY WOULD SEE IT COMING. 673 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,497 (Muzak playing) 674 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,416 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 675 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,416 ARE YOU SHOPPING? 676 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,252 UH-HUH. YEAH. YEAH. 677 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,252 LOVE GROCERIES. 678 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,005 ANYWAY, "MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE" 679 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,005 MEETS DAWSON. 680 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,508 RIGHT? YOU DO A SPECIAL REUNION 681 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,508 EPISODE OF YOUR SHOW, 682 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,010 AND I'LL BE ON IT. 683 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,010 I'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU. 684 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,221 JAMES, ENOUGH. 685 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,890 YOU'RE TALKING NONSENSE. 686 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,224 HOW'D YOU FIND ME HERE? 687 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,392 I DOWNLOADED "GRINDR," 688 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,852 THAT GAY HOOK-UP APP, 689 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,852 ON YOUR PHONE. 690 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,354 I CAN TRACK YOU AT ALL TIMES. 691 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,354 (cell phone alert chimes) 692 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,946 (mouths words) 693 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,114 JAMES, COME ON. 694 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,114 LET'S GO HOME. 695 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,699 YOU'RE REALLY 696 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,699 UPSETTING FRANKIE. 697 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,242 I'M NOT UPSETTING FRANKIE. 698 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,327 YOU TOOK MY WHIPPED CREAM. 699 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,078 F-FRANKIE. 700 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,205 FRANKIE. FRANKIE, YOU'RE 701 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,205 NOT UNDERSTANDING, OKAY? 702 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,125 THIS COULD BE HUGE. 703 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,125 IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. 704 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,670 I GOT MY BEST GUY WORKING 705 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,670 ON THE SCRIPT AS WE SPEAK. 706 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,046 "INTERIOR, WHITE HOUSE, DAY. 707 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,258 "PRESIDENT LEERY SITS 708 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,258 IN THE OVAL OFFICE. 709 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,846 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE 710 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,846 APPROACHES, WEARING A... 711 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,848 "TASTEFUL PANTSUIT. 712 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,351 "DAWSON--'EXCELLENT WORK, 713 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,351 COPRESIDENT MALCOLM.' 714 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:02,522 "MALCOLM--'THANK YOU.'" 715 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,900 YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN, 716 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,900 LUTHER VANDROSS WILSON. 717 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,360 (laughs) 718 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,320 (chuckles) ALL RIGHT, JAMES, 719 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,320 IT WAS--IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 720 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,280 I'M A FAN, BUT, UH, 721 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,280 I'M THROWING A BARBECUE. 722 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,490 I REALLY NEED 723 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,490 TO GET MY GROCERIES. 724 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,950 THAT'S PERFECT! 725 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,950 W-WE'LL WRITE THE BARBECUE 726 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,326 INTO THE SCRIPT! 727 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,578 YOU'RE FEELING NEGLECTED 'CAUSE 728 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,578 YOU--YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE. 729 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,540 I'M FEELING SO MANY EMOTIONS, 730 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,540 I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT. 731 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,249 HOT TEARS, GREAT FOOD-- 732 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,543 (whoosh) 733 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,586 OH. 734 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,671 NICE SHOT. 735 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,257 IT'S MY GROCERY LIST. 736 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,510 IT'S PROBABLY 737 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,510 WORTH SOMETHING. 738 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,765 OH. 739 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,436 (door closes) 740 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,110 HI, JAMES. 741 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,154 HOW YOU FEELING? 742 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,699 MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR? 743 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,035 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 744 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:57,994 I CALLED HIM. 745 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,119 TA-DA! 746 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,120 I LOVE YOU. 747 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,915 WHEN I WAS 10, 748 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,915 I HAD A SHIH TZU, 749 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,208 AND I NAMED IT 750 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,208 DOG-PAUL GOSSELAAR. 751 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,126 SO DID I. 752 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,629 CHLOE TOLD ME ABOUT 753 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,629 YOUR REUNION EPISODE. 754 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,172 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE-- 755 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,133 TO TELL YOU, 756 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,133 YOU NEED TO MOVE ON. 757 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,969 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 758 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,969 YOU DON'T--YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 759 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,222 DON'T I? YOU THINK I HAVEN'T 760 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,222 CORNERED FRANKIE MUNIZ BEFORE? 761 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,140 I ACCOSTED HIM AT A ZOO. 762 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,141 YOU SMELL AMAZING. 763 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,936 WHY ARE THOSE HIPPOS 764 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,936 ALWAYS SLEEPING? 765 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,312 HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK, AMIGO? 766 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,356 IT'S ALL ABOUT FINDING THE NOW. 767 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,150 YOU SEE... 768 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,321 I HAD TO CALL 769 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,321 A TIME-OUT ON MY OWN SELF. 770 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,157 BUMMED AROUND SOLVANG 771 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,157 FOR A WHILE IN A PEDAL CAR. 772 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,201 REALLY GOT INTO DUTCH CANDY. 773 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,536 WELL, IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK. 774 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:44,540 SEE, YOU AND I BOTH 775 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:44,540 BECAME FAMOUS EARLY ON 776 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,959 FOR AN ICONIC ROLE, 777 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,168 BUT WE CAN'T LET THAT ROLE 778 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,168 DEFINE US. 779 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,379 THAT'S WHY I SIGNED IT 780 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,379 SPECIALLY FOR YOU. 781 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,173 "BEST. MARK-PAUL." 782 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,174 TA-DA! 783 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,177 DAWSON LEERY 784 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,596 IS TALKING 785 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,222 TO ZACK MORRIS. 786 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,893 I AM SO INTO THIS. 787 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,394 I HOPE THEY KISS. 788 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,687 (Mark-Paul) ...HAVE 789 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,687 THE BEST YEARS IN FRONT OF YOU. 790 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,898 WHY AM I SO INTO THIS? 791 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,234 I AM A GROWN WOMAN. 792 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,234 I AM NOT A TEENAGER. 793 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,778 WHY? 794 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,030 WHY CAN'T I JUST MOVE ON 795 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,030 LIKE THE REST OF MY FRIENDS? 796 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,240 OH, MY GOD. 797 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,240 SCREW YOUR FRIENDS. 798 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,368 THAT STAY-AT-HOME? GUESS WHAT. 799 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,368 HER KIDS GROW UP AND MOVE OUT. 800 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,412 THE UNDERSECRETARY OF COMMERCE 801 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,412 OR WHATEVER? 802 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,372 SHE GETS REPLACED BY 803 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,372 THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION. 804 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,084 AND THE THIRD ONE? I DON'T 805 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,084 REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID SHE DID, 806 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,419 SO LET'S JUST SAY 807 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,419 SHE GETS HIT BY A BUS. 808 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,213 THE POINT IS, THEIR STORIES ARE 809 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,213 ALREADY WRITTEN. 810 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,216 YOU ARE SITTING 811 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,216 AT A FAME INTERVENTION 812 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,511 NEXT TO A HOT-ASS HO 813 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,511 PACKING A TRANQ GUN. 814 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,097 DUDE, YOUR STORY IS 815 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,097 JUST STARTING. 816 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,224 THANKS. 817 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,224 (Mark-Paul) 818 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,224 YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY... 819 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,726 (speaks indistinctly) 820 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,726 THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 821 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,145 SHUT UP. 822 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,228 YOU NEED TO GET RID 823 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,023 OF EVERYTHING 824 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,023 FROM YOUR DAWSON DAYS. 825 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,026 IT'S KEEPING YOU 826 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,026 FROM MOVING FORWARD. 827 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,235 I SOLD 828 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,235 MY BAYSIDE LETTERMAN JACKET. 829 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,404 THAT'S HOW I BOUGHT 830 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,404 MY HORSE CHA-CHA. 831 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,282 OH, GOD. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 832 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,118 YOU'RE RIGHT. 833 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,244 I-I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT 834 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,244 U-UNTIL THIS HAPPENED-- 835 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,498 HOW MUCH TIME AND ENERGY I SPENT 836 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,498 FOCUSED ON THAT PART OF MY LIFE. 837 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,292 I NEED TO PURGE THE PAST. 838 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,627 YOU'LL BE AMAZED 839 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,212 AT ALL THE GOOD THINGS 840 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,212 THAT START TO HAPPEN. 841 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,716 CELE-BRO HUG? 842 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,468 WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? 843 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,429 THAT'S THE TITLE OF CHAPTER 844 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,429 SEVEN. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 845 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,890 I DON'T KNOW. 846 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,890 I JUST MADE IT UP. 847 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,350 MY GHOSTWRITER, VIVIAN DANTE, 848 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,350 MADE THAT UP. 849 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,520 SHE ALSO RUNS MY TWITTER ACCOUNT 850 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,520 ON SUNDAYS WHEN I RIDE CHA-CHA. 851 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,273 (Paula Cole) 852 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,273 ♪ I DON'T WANNA WAIT ♪ 853 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,276 ♪ FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER ♪ 854 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,196 ♪ I WANT TO KNOW ♪ 855 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,198 (voice warps) ♪ RIGHT NOW 856 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,198 WHAT IT WILL BE ♪ 857 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,160 THANKS FOR COMING 858 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,160 TO MY FUNERAL. 859 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,369 OF COURSE, JAMES. 860 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,371 WE WOULDN'T MISS IT. 861 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,371 SAY THE WORD, AND I'LL SING. 862 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,956 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME 863 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,956 MOVE FORWARD. 864 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,458 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT 865 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,458 YOUR "GODFATHER" DAY. 866 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,293 I'LL BE SURE TO FIND 867 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,293 OTHER WAYS 868 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,378 FOR YOU TO MANIPULATE ME 869 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,378 OUT OF MY MONEY. 870 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,423 MM! I HOPE SO, FRIEND. 871 00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,967 I'M SORRY THERE'S NO REUNION. 872 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,469 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 873 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,469 I DON'T NEED ONE ANYMORE. 874 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,972 AAH! 875 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,972 AAH! 876 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,348 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 877 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,725 OH, PROBABLY JUST 878 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,725 JUNE'S SWEATERS. 879 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,227 I'M ASSUMING 880 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,227 THEY'RE ALL POLYESTER. 881 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,728 YOU THREW MY SWEATERS 882 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,728 IN THERE? 883 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,730 COME ON, JAMES. 884 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,398 ♪ [rock music] ♪ 885 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,495 NEVER LOOK BACK, JAMES. 886 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,372 DON'T WORRY. I WON'T. 887 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,333 SOME OF THOSE SWEATERS 888 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,333 WERE EXPENSIVE. 889 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,294 NO, THEY WEREN'T. 53603

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