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PAUL: Good morning.
Hi. Wondering if you
can help me.
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My name is Paul Buchman,
and I often buy your product.
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In fact,
I'm eating it right now,
and I gotta tell ya,
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I'm looking at the box,
and there's like
no raisins in it,
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I mean, like nary a one,
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which I know sounds petty,
but the thing is, you know,
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you advertised it as,
"Loaded with raisins,
packed with raisins."
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And I'm telling you,
there's none to be found.
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I understand, but this
is not the first time
it's happened.
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Right, yeah, more,
several times.
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No, I don't want anything,
I don't want anything
from you.
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I'm just telling you
as a consumer
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you might want to look
into your quality control,
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because somebody there
is not...
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You know, well, they're
just not packing 'em.
You know what I mean?
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You'd think it's packed.
And I'm telling you
there's nothing in there.
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There's plenty of flakes,
but there's something...
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What I'm...
Looking for the...
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I'm gonna call you back.
Thank you so much.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
Well, that's really true
this time
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♪ I don't have the answers,
I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you
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♪ So, baby,
help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows
what happens after here
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♪ Let's take
each other's hand
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♪ And jump into
the final frontier
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♪ The final frontier ♪
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Move over, you.
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I am moved over.
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Oh.
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Oh, like you're
the thinnest person
in the world.
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No reason
to lash out at me.
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I'm so ready
for a flat stomach
and a baby.
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So the whole... That joy
of gestating thing?
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Over it.
I see.
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I'm way over it.
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I'm over being clumsy.
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I'm over having people
ask me when I'm due.
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I'm over strangers
touching my stomach
500 times a day.
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So, you're over it,
you're saying?
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That's what I'm saying.
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What else
do we need now?
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We need cereal.
Cereal.
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You know what?
Let me get it.
I can do it.
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Sweetie.
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I can't thank you enough.
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Sweetie, go sit down
before they throw us
out of here. Would you?
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Where am I gonna sit down?
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Go sit on the horsey.
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I'm not sitting
on the horsey.
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Why do I have to sit
on the horsey?
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Because you're
knocking over the
whole supermarket.
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It deserves
to be knocked over.
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What is all this?
There are countries
with no cereal at all.
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These people
are flaunting it.
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Oh.
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Sweetie.
Lady.
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I'm going.
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You know, listen,
if it's any consolation,
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you knocked things
over when you were
thin, too.
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Not with my navel.
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I'm already
late for David
and Jared's.
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You know, do me a favor.
Don't go there.
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They're having their grand
opening is in three days,
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and there's all kinds
of stuff to do.
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Besides, I feel responsible.
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He's my cousin.
You're not responsible.
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I'm the one that suggested
they open the coffeehouse.
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Yeah, but you're
not responsible.
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I found the location.
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That doesn't
make you responsible.
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I held David's
trembling hand
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while he signed
the lease.
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All right, so you're
a little bit responsible.
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Sweetie, for God's sake,
do me a favor.
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Go sit down.
Sit right now.
You sit on the horsey.
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You know,
I went to Yale.
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Okay. Well, then,
sit on the horsey,
Professor.
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Hey, Mommy, look
at the fat lady.
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Oh, honey,
she isn't fat.
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See, she's pregnant.
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Okay. You
know what?
You want to feel?
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No.
Oh, come on.
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She's got
a baby inside.
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I don't want to.
He doesn't want to.
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Yes, he does.
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No, gross!
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Honey.
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Five hundred
times a day.
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Honey, you know,
people are just
naturally curious.
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They want to experience
the miracle of life.
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I want to ride
the horsey.
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I beg your pardon?
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I want to ride
the horsey.
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Horsey's no good.
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Wouldn't you rather
ride the rocket ship?
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You could be
an astronaut
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and travel
to distant lands
and faraway planets?
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No. I want to
ride the horsey.
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All right.
Here we go.
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[CLANGING]
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Mommy, the fat lady
broke it.
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You know what?
Okay, sweetie,
sweetie, he's a kid.
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For the longest time,
she's totally
into the pregnancy,
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and I'm not
really into it.
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I mean, yeah, okay,
I go through the motions,
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but at some level,
I'm not really into it.
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So now, here we are,
I'm finally, I'm totally
into it.
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She's over it.
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Well, let me
tell you something.
You think she's over it?
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Thank you
for your support.
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You're welcome.
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Whoa. Look at this girl
on that jeans ad.
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I'd cut off the
left side of my head
to be with her.
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Maybe if you cut off
the left side
of your head,
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she wouldn't want
to be with you.
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You're saying
otherwise she would?
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No.
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Hey. What do you
suppose this means?
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PAUL: "Who cares?"
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I know what it says.
I'm asking you
what it means.
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Who cares?
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Maybe I care.
Don't. Don't care.
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That's exactly what
they want you to do.
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Well, somebody's
got to care.
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[BUS STOPS]
Do what you want,
all right?
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I got my own problems.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Look at this.
Boy, this city.
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You got a pregnant
woman standing here
with packages,
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not one person
giving up their seats.
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It's unbelievable.
What a world, huh?
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Look at this clown,
not moving a muscle.
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Where were
they raised?
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Paulie, I can't
take this anymore.
Give up your seat.
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You give up your seat.
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I would, I would,
gladly, but my leg.
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Fine. I hope
you're very proud
of yourself.
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Um, excuse me.
Would you like
my seat?
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Oh, thank you.
Sure.
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That's very kind of you.
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Oh, listen, to me.
To me, it's not kindness.
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To me it's
common decency.
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I'd shake your hand, but...
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Paulie, Paulie...
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Oh, hey, uh,
can I help you
with your bags?
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Oh, thank you.
That's very kind of you.
Oh, sure.
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I didn't know
people like you
existed.
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Well... We do.
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Normally, I'm
the same way,
but, you know, my leg.
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Oh, well, whenever
you need something,
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everyone always
seems to turn
the other way.
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Isn't that always
the case?
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How'd you lift these?
They're so heavy.
They're unbelievable.
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Oh, here,
give me those.
I'm kidding.
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No, please.
I'm getting off
at West 4th,
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and it's just a few
blocks from there.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're gonna walk with these?
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Oh, it's not far.
I do it all the time.
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Oh. You hear that?
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I heard that.
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And you're
not gonna help
carry the bags?
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I didn't say that.
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Why don't you help?
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My leg.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Jamie, hi!
Hi, there.
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Hello, Jamie.
Hi.
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Look at you.
You look beautiful.
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Oh, nice of you to say.
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When's the big day?
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Oh, look at me.
They're all big days.
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Is she beautiful,
or is she beautiful?
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She's beautiful.
[CHUCKLES]
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So, how's Aunt Sylvia
and Uncle Burt?
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They're fine.
How's your father?
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In Florida, thank God.
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So, what do you think?
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It's really
shaping up.
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I see you decided
on a name,
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Madame Defarge's.
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Oh, don't go there.
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We have a little
disagreement on the name.
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Yeah, he thinks it's
the perfect name.
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I, on the other hand,
think it sucks.
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Madame Defarge's
was the place in
Tale of Two Cities
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where the people
met and discussed
the revolution.
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Who knows that?
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What, are we gonna
explain it to them
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as they pass by
on their way
to Starbucks?
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Is this the new
cappuccino machine?
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Oh, don't go
there, either.
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What's the matter?
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Fifty-five hundred dollars.
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Is that a lot for
a cappuccino machine?
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Fifty-five hundred dollars
for a machine that goes
[GRUNTS] and spits coffee.
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My father's in Boca
doing the same thing
for free!
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This is not just any
cappuccino machine.
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It's Italian!
So what?
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Have you ever
driven a Fiat?
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Okay, okay. Guys...
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You have a grand opening
in three days.
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You're a little tense.
It's perfectly normal.
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I've had my own business.
I totally understand.
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But you have
to take a deep breath
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and try to remember
why you entered
this partnership
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in the first place.
Come on.
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[BOTH SIGHING]
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Fifty-five hundred dollars!
What the hell were
you thinking?
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I explained this to you!
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Okay, okay. You guys,
you know what?
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I'm not doing
anything for the
next couple of days.
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I'm gonna hang
around here
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and make sure
you guys get started
on the right foot.
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Oh, wow. Thank you.
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You're a really big help.
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Great. So,
what could I do?
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Really?
Yeah. I wanna help.
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Well, you could
help us unpack
these mugs.
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Great. It's the least
I can do.
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These are great.
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I do that sometimes.
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Well, here we are.
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Ah, see,
it wasn't that far
out of our way.
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Oh, I can't thank
you enough.
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No problem.
Our pleasure.
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Hey, look at this.
Here we go again.
"Who cares?"
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Who cares?
Oh, yeah. What
is that all about?
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See that, Paulie?
I'm not the only
one who cares.
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You don't really
care, do you?
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Oh, I care a little.
[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, you know what?
I have a theory.
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00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,311
I think there's
a guy named Who,
who's running for office.
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00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:24,520
A guy named Who?
243
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,729
Where,
in the Abbott and
Costello district?
244
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,144
[LAUGHS]
245
00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:29,387
Well, what do
you think it is?
246
00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,837
I don't know.
Who cares already?
247
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,425
Listen, here you go.
Here's your packages.
248
00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:36,083
Thank you.
Nice meeting you.
Best of luck to you.
249
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,809
Hey, can I ask
you something?
250
00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:39,466
Uh, sure. Anything.
251
00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:41,157
Just to get
another opinion.
252
00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:43,712
Does it bother you
when strangers want
to touch your stomach?
253
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,472
Uh...
'Cause to me, it's
so not a big deal.
254
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,576
You know what I mean?
255
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:47,923
I mean, people are
naturally curious
256
00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,063
since, after all,
it's a miracle.
257
00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:51,374
Well, I wouldn't
call it that.
258
00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:52,859
No, no. I don't understand
259
00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,343
if somebody
wants to touch it
for one second.
260
00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:55,724
Well, uh, I guess...
261
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,587
I mean, I suppose,
if you really want to.
262
00:10:57,726 --> 00:11:00,314
I'd enjoy it. I would.
You can. [LAUGHS]
263
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,765
Ooh, there you go.
You see? Nothing
wrong with that.
264
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:03,973
No. That was
nice. Thank you.
265
00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:05,250
Take a feel.
Me?
266
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:07,252
Look what's going on.
267
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:10,083
Whoo! I think
I felt something.
[LAUGHS]
268
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,740
Pretty soon,
there's gonna be
nothing there to feel.
269
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,120
[LAUGHS]
Yeah? When is
the big day?
270
00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:15,019
Well, I don't
know exactly,
271
00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,745
but I aim for
about five months.
[LAUGHS]
272
00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:19,126
Five months? I didn't
know you could
control it like that.
273
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,541
[WHISPERS]
I'm in the zone.
274
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,129
What zone?
275
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,270
The new diet.
I've lost 70 pounds
in six months.
276
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,755
[LAUGHS]
277
00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,688
You sure that's
such a good idea
in your condition?
278
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:29,930
What condition?
279
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,659
I said,
what condition?
280
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,076
Hello!
281
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,182
Your condition,
in your condition
that you're...
282
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,149
Naturally,
organically,
a certain, uh...
283
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,531
Not largeness,
but it's not smallness,
284
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,084
let's be honest,
there's nothing
small...
285
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:47,776
Uh, okay...
A little help?
286
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,053
Paulie, please.
287
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,502
To clarify.
All right, so
you're just...
288
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,366
You're just...
You're a solid
citizen.
289
00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,129
Well, you're
just a big stupid!
290
00:11:58,890 --> 00:11:59,857
[UNLOCKS DOOR]
291
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,066
[DOOR CLOSES]
292
00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:03,274
What's the matter
with you?
293
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:05,310
Very smooth, Paulie.
Very smooth.
294
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:20,843
Can I tell you
my two favorite words?
295
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,189
Ka...
Ching!
296
00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:25,158
Jamie, we need more
water glasses!
297
00:12:25,296 --> 00:12:26,366
[GLASS BREAKS]
298
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:29,058
JAMIE: Yes, you do!
299
00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:32,648
Is it my imagination,
or has she broken
a lot of stuff?
300
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,477
[GLASS BREAKS]
301
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:36,825
She's broken
a lot of stuff.
302
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:38,516
You have
to talk to her.
303
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,000
She's your cousin.
304
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,140
By marriage.
By marriage.
That doesn't count.
305
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,901
Well, I love Jamie.
306
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,213
Well, I love her, too,
but she's killing us.
307
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,939
That's why you've
got to tell her
to go away.
308
00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,147
I'm not gonna tell her.
309
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,252
Well, I'm not
gonna tell her.
310
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,391
Well, somebody's
gotta tell her.
311
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:52,633
Hey, guys!
312
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,187
Paul!
Paul!
313
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,156
What'd I do?
Uh, nothing.
314
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,537
So, how you been?
315
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,022
Good. How you doing?
The place looks great.
Thanks.
316
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,886
I love the name,
Madame Defarge.
317
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,957
I think they had a big
dance hit in the eighties,
didn't they?
318
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,649
Remember?
319
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,823
Please.
Don't go there.
320
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,169
Sorry. What'd I say?
321
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,722
Nothing. Hey,
would you like
to have a seat?
322
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,483
Uh, how about
a cup of coffee?
323
00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,174
Uh, only if you
got some made.
324
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,282
Yeah. Coffee shop.
325
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,215
Uh, yeah, sure...
No, actually, I'm fine.
326
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,664
Tell me, how's Jamie doing?
327
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,873
[CRASHING]
328
00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:26,495
JAMIE: My fault!
329
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:29,429
Okay, uh,
here's the thing.
330
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,363
We love Jamie.
We love her
very much.
331
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,536
What's not to love?
332
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,435
Well, I'm a lucky man.
333
00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,609
Here's the thing.
She's killing us.
334
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:41,303
She's breaking mugs.
She's breaking cake plates.
335
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,374
The ashtray.
Don't forget
the ashtray.
336
00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,583
She broke his
grandmother's ashtray.
337
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:46,860
Listen, guys,
I understand.
338
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:49,276
She's just sensitive
about this stuff right now,
339
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,969
and working here is really,
really wonderful for her.
340
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,177
Yeah, but I'm
telling you,
341
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,938
we have almost nothing
of value left.
342
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,736
I will... I'll reimburse
you for the mugs, all right?
343
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:01,979
How many mugs
did she break?
344
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,464
One hundred and sixty.
345
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,880
See, I thought
right there, you were
gonna say, like, four.
346
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,158
Paulie, you
gotta help us.
347
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,091
Well, what do you
want me to do?
348
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,231
Can't you say
something nice to her
349
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,888
that'll make her go away?
350
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,547
Guys, I mean,
don't you think you
ought to do that?
351
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,066
Oh, no. We could
never do that.
352
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,033
It'd be much nicer
coming from you.
353
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,690
Come on. It's your
responsibility.
354
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,554
Why?
It's your store.
355
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,487
It's your wife.
Yes, exact...
356
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,489
I can't do that.
Please, come on.
357
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,974
Just be nice to her
and tell her the truth.
358
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:35,115
Look, she's an adult,
you're both adults,
just be mature.
359
00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:38,049
Okay.
We'll do it.
360
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,464
Hi!
Hi!
361
00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:41,811
Oh, hey, we were
just talking to Paul.
362
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,506
What are you
doing here?
363
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:48,197
Nothing. Just came
to see how you're
doing. How are you?
364
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,681
Great.
365
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:51,097
They really
need my help.
366
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:52,650
Thank God I'm here.
367
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,413
So, did you
do... What?
368
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,003
Just... Just love you
very much, that's all.
369
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,833
BOTH: Aw.
370
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,284
So, did you do it yet?
Do what?
371
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,735
"What?"
Did you apologize
to the nice lady?
372
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:10,806
Oh, uh, you know, I'm...
373
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,221
I'm building up to it.
374
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:14,603
That was three days ago.
You said you feel terrible.
375
00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:16,225
And I do. I really do.
376
00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:18,641
So apologize to her.
377
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:21,886
I... You know...
I don't know where
she lives.
378
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:24,647
You walked her
to her house.
379
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,236
Yeah, but I think
a lot of times
she goes out.
380
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:31,102
Paul.
What?
381
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,553
Just do
the mature thing.
You'll feel better.
382
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:35,796
You hear that, guys?
383
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,903
Do the mature thing.
Be more like me.
384
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,767
You want
a cappuccino?
Uh, no, thanks.
385
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,355
Come on.
I just learned how
to work the machine.
386
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:43,735
All right, in that case, sure.
387
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:57,542
Uh... Jamie...
388
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,029
Um, there's something
that we have to talk
to you about.
389
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,444
Absolutely.
Just give me
one minute.
390
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:05,033
[SMASHING]
391
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,830
You know what?
Doesn't matter now.
392
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,668
You know what
it may be?
Oh, leave it alone.
393
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,497
No. No, I'm serious.
An acronym.
394
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,810
Who, W.H.O.
395
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,054
"We help... Oxen."
396
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:29,989
It could be.
Yeah, that's
what it is.
397
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:32,612
Hey, is that her?
398
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,338
No.
That's not her?
399
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,960
Paulie, would you
stop worrying?
400
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:37,893
It's a city of eight
million people.
401
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,137
I know, eight million
people who take the same
bus every day.
402
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,414
She's not gonna
get on this bus.
403
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:43,140
How do you know?
404
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,556
Paulie, you know how
you see a beautiful
woman on a bus,
405
00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:47,351
you hope to
see her again,
you never do?
406
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,766
Yeah?
It's the same thing.
407
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,388
Only she's
not so beautiful,
408
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:51,838
and you never want
to see her again.
409
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,565
I hope you're
right, because
this is her stop.
410
00:16:54,703 --> 00:16:56,636
WOMAN: Oh, excuse me.
Pardon me.
411
00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:58,120
Thank you.
You're very kind.
412
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:00,640
My God!
413
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,298
Paulie, what's
the odds of
this happening?
414
00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:04,609
You should've bet me.
415
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:07,474
You know what?
What?
416
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,545
We just... We gotta
do the mature thing.
417
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:10,753
Yeah?
Yeah.
418
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,763
MAN: Can I have
a cappuccino?
419
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,558
Um... No.
420
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,216
An espresso?
421
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:26,321
No.
422
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,805
Latte?
No.
423
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:28,978
House blend?
424
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:31,429
Uh, no.
425
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,431
Mocha grande?
No.
426
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,088
Cafe au lait?
No.
427
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:37,677
Brewed decaf?
Sorry.
428
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,575
Any coffee product
at all?
429
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:41,094
No.
430
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,442
Is that a Starbucks
I saw down the street?
431
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,754
Yeah.
Thank you.
432
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,791
Ooh! Gin.
433
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:50,759
Oh, good.
434
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:56,523
IRA: Hey, look
at that. Would
you look at that?
435
00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,629
You know, Paulie,
we're getting closer.
I can feel it.
436
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,976
They're gonna
let us know soon.
437
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,427
At this moment,
I feel genuinely
sorry for you.
438
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,327
Oh, hey. Hi!
Hey!
439
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,398
Listen...
No. No, no,
wait a second.
440
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,020
Please, please.
Just wait one second?
441
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,815
Aren't you finished
with fat people?
442
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,472
Why don't you go mock
the handicapped?
443
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,957
Can I just say
something? One moment.
Let me apologize.
444
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,925
I meant no offense.
I meant no insult.
445
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,306
I just made
a big mistake,
446
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,548
I screwed up,
and I'm sorry.
447
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:22,998
I'd like to
believe you...
448
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,862
Believe him.
It's been bothering
him for days.
449
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,346
It really has.
Really?
450
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:28,003
Really. Can we buy
you a cup of coffee?
451
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,660
Okay.
Yeah.
452
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,420
There's a new place
right around here,
and, oh, it's great.
453
00:18:31,558 --> 00:18:33,284
They have small,
medium, large,
whatever you want...
454
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,706
See? Isn't this nice?
455
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:43,501
Look how far
we've come.
456
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:45,848
Sitting together nicely,
enjoying a beverage.
457
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,402
Yes, it's nice.
458
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,542
It is nice, you know?
Hanging out,
making friends,
459
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,026
meeting family.
460
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,441
Your wife is
very lovely.
461
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,685
Well, thank you.
When is she due?
462
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,100
Oh, just a few weeks.
463
00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:59,448
Oh, wow! How come
they don't serve
coffee here?
464
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,001
Jamie?
Yeah?
465
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,832
It's a... Long story.
466
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,387
Have you ever
thought of having
kids yourself?
467
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,837
Oh, I don't think so.
468
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,701
I'll bet you would
be a great mother.
469
00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,427
Excuse me?
Don't you think?
470
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:13,635
Don't you
think she'd be
a great mother?
471
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:14,981
Oh, yeah, yeah.
472
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,431
Look at her.
She's so sweet
and natural,
473
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:18,812
just a certain
maternal sense
about you.
474
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,159
"She"?
475
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:21,229
Hmm?
476
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,231
"She?"
Oh, my God.
477
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,065
What?
478
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,411
You think
I'm a woman?
479
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:35,519
You think
I'm a woman!
480
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,729
Do I think
you're a woman?
481
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,696
You're asking me...
Do I think she's
a woman?
482
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:42,974
Yes, I think you do.
483
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:45,149
You're a woman,
aren't you?
484
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:46,944
Please be a woman!
No!
485
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:49,947
I'm a man!
486
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,397
Yes, of course
you are!
487
00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,744
I know that. Come on.
488
00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,918
I'm kidding.
Yes, you're a very
masculine man.
489
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,230
Nobody's doubting that.
490
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:59,439
Hey, why don't we go
to a hardware store?
491
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:02,891
Yes! Let's do that,
the three of us.
492
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:04,375
This is so
embarrassing!
493
00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:06,170
I can't believe
you think I'm
a woman!
494
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,068
Not at all!
That's not
what I said.
495
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208
I think you
misunderstood me.
496
00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,623
Misunderstood?
Yes.
497
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:13,246
You said "She."
You said "Her."
Yes, but...
498
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,730
You said I'd make
a good mother!
499
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,629
Yes, but that
you'd be...
500
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,631
When I said you'd
be a good mother,
that's like...
501
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,909
That's street talk.
That's an expression.
502
00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:23,601
That means you're cool.
You're very cool.
503
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,534
I call you a good mother
all the time, don't I?
504
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,606
I do! Look.
Hey, Dave...
505
00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:29,849
You'd be a good mother.
506
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,336
You see? He likes it
when I say it to him.
507
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,924
This is too much.
508
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,477
No, it's not too much!
It's not too much!
509
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,652
My God, on the street
the other day...
510
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,170
You thought
I was pregnant!
511
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,070
Never! No, no...
Yes!
512
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,417
You thought I was
a pregnant woman!
Please...
513
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:47,798
Now she's all upset!
514
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,420
He! He!
Whatever.
515
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,491
He. That's not at all...
I think... You know
what, Renee?
516
00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:53,044
I think tomorrow
we're gonna laugh
about this.
517
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:56,151
No, no. This is
the most horrible
moment of my life.
518
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,359
Calm down, calm down.
519
00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:58,533
Let's just sit down
and talk about this.
520
00:20:58,671 --> 00:20:59,948
Now we know everything.
521
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:02,226
You know us.
We know you.
This is good, right?
522
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:04,124
This is what friends
do over a beverage.
They talk...
523
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,367
You know what?
Let's get somebody...
524
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:06,886
Jared, you know what?
525
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,337
Uh, let me get
a chocolate chip
cookie for myself...
526
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,580
Same.
Okay, and
for the lady?
527
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:12,926
[ALL SIGHING]
528
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,737
"Who really,
really cares?"
Hmm.
529
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,015
What do you suppose
the difference is?
530
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,431
The extra "Really."
531
00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:38,124
You know what,
Paulie?
532
00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:39,298
They lost me.
533
00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:48,928
You see that?
Nobody cares.
534
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,274
This is what
I'm saying.
535
00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:53,829
MAN: In front.
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