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Rebound for Allen.
That was a crucial grab in the third...
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Simple rule.
Get the ball to Kamal.
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This kid's playing
better than Kobe played in high school.
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Allen's flying
down the court for the three. It's good!
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We got another one, baby!
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You've got college scouts,
you've got NBA scouts at his games now.
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He's a very talented
young player already.
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In case you're not familiar
with greatness,
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allow me to make the introduction.
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I'm here with senior phenom Kamal Allen.
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Many consider him to be
the top prospect in the country.
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Averaging a double-double
with 26 points per game
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and coming off his second consecutive
California state championship.
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Along with him is his dad,
the equally famous,
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if not infamous, father, Benji Allen.
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Great to have you guys on the program.
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Thanks, Stan. Great to be here.
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And great to be introducing the world
to the next GOAT, Kamal Allen.
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- Time to put his name in the mix.
- Thanks for having us.
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There's been talk about your father's
involvement in your career.
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It seems he's always been there for you.
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Man. Yes, sir.
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Through thick and thin.
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- Hey, that's what fathers do.
- Man.
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I'm always going to be there
no matter what.
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Have you guys discussed how you're gonna
handle those long NBA seasons?
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Well, you know, I haven't missed a game
his whole life. I don't plan to start now.
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Especially if he's covering my airfare.
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All right. So I made a bet with your dad
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that you couldn't hit this shot
sitting down.
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So let's see here, Mr. Number One Recruit.
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You gonna prove me wrong here,
young fella?
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- He done stepped in it now.
- I guess so.
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Come on, come on.
Show him how we do what we do.
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Let's see what you got.
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Stay tuned, we'll be right back.
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Yo, bro, that's your mans?
That boy's washed.
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Let's go. Game point, dog.
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You gonna let him disrespect you?
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Come on, Black man.
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Come on. Shit.
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- All right. Guard him.
- Come on.
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Do it. Whoo!
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Don't you ever disrespect me.
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- It's game.
- It's win by two.
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Not here it's not.
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Dude be cheating, dog.
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Nah, you just weak, son.
It's all right though. Next time, man.
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Next time, papi!
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Bro, that move was cool and all,
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but I know you seen me wide open
in the corner, right?
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Yeah, I saw you.
I was just focused on winning.
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We trying to get ready for this
two-on-two tournament we got coming up.
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You fucking that up.
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Y'all practicing
for a two-on-two tournament?
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Nigga, hell yes. What you mean?
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Look, grand prize is 25G
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plus free entry
into that big-ass tournament in Leimert
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where the winner gets 500,000.
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Come on.
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Hey, shit, every hooper I know
is entering that motherfucker.
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And if we win a half milli,
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maybe Speedy can stop fucking
with these chubby-ass white women
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that buy him general-release Jordans.
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Yeah, whatever, nigga. I like Mildred.
She cool.
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All right, look. I love y'all, man.
But what are we, 12?
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I ain't playing
in no two-on-two tournament.
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Rude.
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So we're at his old high school
playing pickup basketball,
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but he too good
for the two-on-two tournament?
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Tsk, tsk on this nigga.
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A damn shame.
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Being able to windmill dunk while working
a minimum wage job and smoking no weed.
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That sound like jail. Couldn't be me.
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Hey, they letting yoga instructors
in the gym now?
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Look, just, uh, stretch out,
play with the oversized ball.
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Are you kidding me?
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Columbus must think he found
some new shit, huh? We been here though.
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We should rob him. Send a message.
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I am down for that.
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Why would we... No.
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I was testing you.
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Fucking stupid.
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You guys got next?
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Depend on who asking.
If you asking, yeah, we got next.
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And then after that it could be you
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and ol' boy who mama look like
she gave up on Black men.
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Well, I would never give up on you guys.
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Is that a colonic water?
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No, it's, um...
It's actually my 30-day detox program.
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You guys wanna try a free sample?
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Uh, nah,
I ain't drinking no boo-boo juice.
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All right, fellas.
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Just to send a message though.
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Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about it.
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- What the fuck is the point of the ball?
- Stretch out. Just fucking stretch.
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One.
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Two.
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Eyes up, eyes up.
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Finish, finish, finish.
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All right.
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How many subscribers you think you up to?
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I don't know. Thousand, give or take.
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Give or take what? A thousand?
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Ball.
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Ball.
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Hey, man, I... I just noticed you're not
getting enough legs underneath your shot.
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Are you dehydrated?
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Because my detox program
could really take care of that for you.
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What the fuck?
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Bro, give me the ball back and stop using
that young Black kid for clout.
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Give me the fucking ball.
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You know, I just feel like you could use
some of the attention
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that your athleticism attracts
to get your teammates involved.
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Instead of taking these shots
that are a little out of your range.
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Out of my range?
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Come on, bro. Don't do this shit.
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Pick a spot, bro.
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Hundred bucks you can't make
more shots than me. Best out of five.
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Look, obvious that you're
an amazing pickup hoops guy, you know?
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I could tell you have a lot of passion.
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You got the tattoo of a basketball
with the crown on it. I get it.
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But let's not do this, man.
I don't want to take your money.
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200.
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Let's just do 300.
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It's not my dad's money.
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Just fuck me, huh?
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Right there's good.
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That's one.
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Two.
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It's been my spot
since I was 14, gentrifier.
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Next time look at the wall. Yeah.
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That's three.
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Hold on, you're Kamal Allen.
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Didn't you get arrested your senior year?
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Overrated!
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- Hey, Kamal, you fucking suck!
- Overrated!
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Hey, come on, Kamal!
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Was that guy just a random fan?
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Now where'd you end up playing in college?
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Three for five.
Not bad, my brother.
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Hope you can shoot, Sherman Oaks.
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I grew up in Beverly Hills actually.
Not the super nice part.
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Yeah, you know, sometimes I like
to practice shooting off the dribble
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'cause it's rare you can catch a shoot
with all these wannabe Hardens out here.
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One.
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You get it. You're a Harden.
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No offense.
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That's two.
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You thought I couldn't hang. I get it.
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But a shoot-out?
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Three.
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I mean, don't you guys assume
all white dudes can do is shoot?
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You know,
there's this old quote that says,
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"Under pressure,
you don't rise to the occasion.
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You sink to the level of your training."
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And...
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that's four.
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Wow.
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So, I prefer Venmo or Zelle,
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but you seem like a Cash App guy,
so that's fine.
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That was disappointing as fuck.
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We ain't never gonna get our reparations
that way, bruh.
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Yo!
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Hey, yo!
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You left your...
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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This salon space is hella dope.
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I can for sure see you running shit there.
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I know.
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And look, I'm not trying to be
rentin' a chair in somebody else's spot.
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- You know?
- Mm-mmm.
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This spot right here
is so close I could literally walk to work
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without having to worry about
what gas prices looking like every week.
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- That's fire.
- Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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Can you... Can you back up?
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My fault. The zookeepers let you out?
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- Shut up.
- Ba...
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- Daddy!
- Hey! Come up.
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Babe, what's this?
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- Oh, Edith got that for Drew's birthday.
- Mm-hmm.
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He's opening presents already?
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Present. I told him he could open one.
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Hey. You wanna go with Daddy
to get some ice cream?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah, all right now.
- Yeah!
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When he come back and he up all night
from that sugar, he's gonna be with you.
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It'll be fine. Right?
Say, "Don't worry, Mommy."
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- Don't worry, Mommy.
- Don't worry, Mommy.
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- Oh, babe?
- Hmm?
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It's almost the 1st, by the way.
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Yep, mm-hmm. I'ma go tomorrow. I forgot.
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Mmm. Why don't you just go now
and get your pralines and cream after?
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Because everyone don't have a sugar daddy
like you and can go at anytime.
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First of all, I'm a PIMP.
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Second of all, bank is open till 6:00 on
Crenshaw so what are you talk...
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My bad.
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- I'ma go tomorrow. I promise.
- Okay.
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- Love you.
- Love you too.
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- Say, "Bye, Auntie Edith."
- Bye, Auntie Edith.
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"I'm sorry you on welfare."
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- I'm sorry you on welfare.
- Bye!
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- Why you so fucking nosy?
- I'm just trying to help.
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- Okay, okay.
- This is getting crazy with you.
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All right. See you later.
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Jeremy!
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Big Mooch.
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Hey, look, man.
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I hate to be this guy, but the boss
is on my head about membership fees.
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You know what's more important to a gym
than money?
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Watch this.
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Susie, you are getting so toned.
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Save it, Jeremy.
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You're too much for me, woman.
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Every gym needs a morale guy.
You're welcome.
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You don't even know her old ass!
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I'm already breaking protocol
letting you train people up in here
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without renting out the court.
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I got other spots, bro.
You act like I'm here all the time.
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You here four hours a day every day.
Just pay your dues.
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It's not right for you to be charging the
working class 34.99 plus initiation fees.
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Like, come on.
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Pay your fees or go to them other spots.
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Jesus.
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Here.
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Next month's due on Thursday too,
if you wanna take care of that.
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I live for today, Mooch.
Tomorrow's not promised to us poor folks.
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Hold on, what the hell you mean
"tomorrow's not promised"?
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What you got in that bag?
231
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See, that's why white folks
make me nervous.
232
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You'll shed fat, gain muscle,
and detoxify your whole system
233
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all with the purchase of a 30-day supply.
234
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So what you gotta ask yourselves,
Mikey, Angel, Flaco,
235
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is do you wanna be the tortoise
or do you wanna be the hare?
236
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Goddamn, J!
237
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Looking good, my brother.
238
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,457
Thanks, Teej. You know, my knee
hasn't felt this good since junior year.
239
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Fuck yeah, dude.
240
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,791
What's up, "quesa-dildos," how ya doing?
241
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- Ah, the detox?
- Ah, you know.
242
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,167
You guys ready to ride the brown river
or what?
243
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What'd he say?
244
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:42,582
You know, one of these days,
245
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,874
you're gonna have to teach me
these breathing exercises, man.
246
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I think they really unlock
next-level mobility in your hips.
247
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Okay, you want the usual?
248
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,124
'Cause I got Oxys. I got Percs, Xanis.
249
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,416
I got some Klonopin.
250
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I got some Adderall, Ritalin. And I got
some good old-fashion booger-sugar.
251
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Yeah, I'll take the usual, please.
Just put it on my tab.
252
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Yeah, I got you, bro.
253
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Don't take too many of these. Okay?
254
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You take too many of those,
255
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,375
you'll be on Hollywood Boulevard
doing TikTok dances without a cell phone.
256
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,666
Also, I got some insider information
for you.
257
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,791
Even though
I probably shouldn't be telling you this
258
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because you getting healthy
is kind of a conflict of interest for me,
259
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but you are my boy.
260
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Okay?
261
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Let's hear it.
262
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Stem cells.
263
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Two words.
264
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The two words are "stem cells"?
265
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Regenerative medicine, bro.
266
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Are you kidding me? You haven't heard of
this shit? It's gone totally mainstream.
267
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,499
It's, like,
10 G's for a full treatment now.
268
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,041
Rich people love this shit.
269
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Whoadie, listen.
It heals old injuries and new injuries,
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rejuvenates your whole body.
271
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It can heal old injuries?
272
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If you're serious
about getting your body in shape
273
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and making a push for the G League,
you need the stem cells, okay?
274
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It will cure your ACL for good.
275
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ACLs. Plural.
276
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100%.
277
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,458
Dude, how do you think Tiger Woods
grew back his leg after they amputated it?
278
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,042
That didn't happen.
279
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Thank you! Yes!
280
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All the way from Asia.
281
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,708
Yo, had to pay resale prices,
but it's all good. It was worth it.
282
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,417
Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,458
Wait, don't I know you?
284
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,833
Nah, bro.
285
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,957
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
286
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,249
Aren't you Kamal Allen?
287
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,291
Yo, the Kamal Allen at my house?
288
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,375
Yo, this is crazy! What happened?
289
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,791
Do people recognize you?
Cool if I get a pic?
290
00:14:58,917 --> 00:14:59,999
Nah, man.
291
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,874
Come on, man. Don't be
all Hollywood on me. It's just a pic.
292
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,207
Boomerang with me, nigga.
293
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,457
- What? What? What?
- Look... Yo.
294
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,292
- Fuck did I say, bro?
- What? The fuck.
295
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,042
- Yo, you broke my shit.
- Yeah, put a case on the next one.
296
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,374
Fake-ass Dwyane Wade.
297
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,417
So, you can't even take
one goddamn selfie?
298
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,957
That supposed to be part of my job now?
299
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,041
My man, look.
300
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,124
Have you ever thought about therapy?
301
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,291
- You serious?
- That shit changed my life, man.
302
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,583
After I lost Cake n' Bake.
303
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,207
Did I never tell you about
my cupcake and marijuana shop?
304
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,457
Cake n' Bake?
The business that got away sort of thing.
305
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,624
- Cake n' Bake.
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,999
- Cake n' Bake. Yes.
- That's right.
307
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,457
- I'll look into therapy.
- Great.
308
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,541
Sorry about dude's phone.
309
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,249
Still gonna have to cut your shifts
for the week.
310
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,208
What?
311
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,332
I'm so sorry.
312
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,832
Bobby, you know that I need these shifts.
313
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,291
Hold up.
314
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,792
You're my homey.
315
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,000
So, take a couple of these.
Take the edge off.
316
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,249
You wanna come back for them later or...
317
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,374
Go away.
318
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,542
I will.
319
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,791
I found this salad dressing.
320
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:59,500
You are going to love it. Okay?
I'll just go whip it up.
321
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,457
Or we could go out to dinner tonight?
322
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,791
We're supposed to be
saving money, remember?
323
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,374
Yeah,
but you've been working so hard.
324
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:13,208
And I got a few new clients,
and I wanna celebrate.
325
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,958
- One night.
- New clients?
326
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,625
- Yeah.
- Who?
327
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:22,000
Babe. Let's go to dinner. Come on.
328
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,207
What about soba noodles?
That sounds good.
329
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,624
- No.
- Uh, avocado toast?
330
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,124
- That's easy...
- No. No.
331
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:33,000
You're the only vegan I know
who can't eat in a vegan restaurant.
332
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,291
It's 'cause
half these veggies are hybrids.
333
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,292
Mmm.
334
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:38,582
Did I ever tell you just
335
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:42,000
how much it turns me on
when you talk shit about vegetables?
336
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,041
Joke all you want,
337
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,957
but when I get these stem cells
and start hooping like I'm 19 again,
338
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,374
I'll be the one laughin'.
339
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,791
Stem cells.
Wh... What are you talking about?
340
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:53,916
Regenerative medicine.
341
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,457
It can heal my ACLs.
342
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,874
Rich people are obsessed with it.
343
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,958
Rich people? You have an EBT card.
344
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,082
We have an EBT card.
345
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,166
You promised me you were done
trying to play ball.
346
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,874
- Done with the painkillers, the surgery...
- We're ready.
347
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,499
We need a minute.
What the fuck do you need stem cells for?
348
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,291
Do you have an awful disease
that I don't know about,
349
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,999
or is this about you trying
to play basketball? Again.
350
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,041
What if I just want my body to get
healthier instead of breaking down?
351
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:20,749
Look, I want to try and plan for
the future in a realistic way with you,
352
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,249
but it's really hard to do that
when we're always worried about money
353
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,041
because you're out here
living in a fantasy.
354
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,957
Oh, my God.
355
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,291
Look, I'm just working with my clients.
356
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,832
I'm done with the pills.
357
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,541
I'm not gonna do anything irresponsible.
358
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,917
I got you.
359
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:41,666
I just can't help but wonder if you'd
be happier moving on from basketball
360
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,874
and finding something
that actually loves you back.
361
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,250
What, like porn?
362
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,208
- My bad.
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,499
God damn! Got them thighs out.
364
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,457
Out here looking like
Mailman Thee Stallion.
365
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,791
Yeah, whatever. Y'all got jokes, huh?
366
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,992
What, y'all didn't get picked?
367
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,124
Y'all still trying to play in
that two-on-two tournament?
368
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,500
With the 25K prize?
369
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,500
We already signed up with my brother.
370
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,582
Didn't he go to jail for trafficking?
371
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,291
That was wanton endangerment.
372
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,874
And that was my brother Keon.
We playing with Lamont.
373
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,916
Yeah, Lamont used to sell pit bulls
in front of that Krispy Kreme on King.
374
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:20,999
That he did.
375
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,749
Then just tell him that
you playing with me now.
376
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,624
I would do that,
but he already paid the fee.
377
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,916
He got that 2,500 like it wasn't anything.
378
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,582
No, he says he's trying to
spend more quality time with me.
379
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,707
It's kind of nice actually.
380
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,582
Plus I thought you gonna
never play in a tournament.
381
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,999
What did he say? He was like,
382
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,541
"My name's Kamal.
I don't play no basketball tournament.
383
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,499
Only time I play is
if I get paid in the NBA."
384
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,374
"I'm on the baseline. Windmill dunk."
385
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,895
- "My name's Kamal. Give me the ball."
- "
Slamma Jamma. Kamal."
386
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,083
Look, Bobby cut my shifts.
387
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,917
Want me to cut his brakes?
388
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,582
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
389
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,917
I could make that call.
He know you got a family to feed?
390
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:55,832
What, you gonna throw a chip at him?
391
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,582
- I'll chip his ass. All right now.
- Bro.
392
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,666
Whatever, man.
393
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,207
I just need a human being who can play
so I can make some money.
394
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,541
Now watch. Watch how I ran pick and roll.
395
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,541
Always kept defenders on my hip.
396
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,167
Way before Trae, way before Ja Morant.
I was ahead of my time. For real.
397
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,167
I feel like Steve Nash and Chris Paul
did that for years.
398
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,667
You're so negative for your age, bro.
399
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,375
Whoa.
400
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:23,042
Nah. Phil Williamson is
training players here?
401
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,833
Oh. He's super lit.
402
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:27,166
He's got his own sponsorships,
he went to Duke.
403
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,847
- He even got his own player on
2K.
- I know who Phil Williamson is.
404
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,541
Then you know it's a big deal
he in this weak-ass gym, right?
405
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,708
Why are you trying so hard
to agitate me today, bro?
406
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,667
I'm just saying. You know?
407
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,083
The fuck is this?
408
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,249
Oh, Phil, he booked the court for the day.
409
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,582
And he paid in money.
410
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,374
Not morale or whatever the fuck
you was talking about.
411
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,999
- Hey, yo, what's up, Mooch? You good?
- Phil.
412
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,957
- Yes, thanks, man.
- All right, yeah.
413
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,374
Phil Williamson.
414
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,208
You just name-drop yourself?
415
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,541
Jacoby Grant, right?
416
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:56,624
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
417
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,499
Played AAU with Malachi.
418
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,750
- For sure.
- Hey, yo, Malachi.
419
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,624
Uh, nice to meet you too, Mr. Phil.
Big fan of yours.
420
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,583
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
421
00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:06,166
Yeah, they say Malachi might be
the number one pick next year.
422
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:09,332
- What's up, bro. That's hard.
- Yeah. Yeah, it's good for business too.
423
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,957
Just signed a lease on a Tesla.
424
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,041
Got invited to The Hype House.
425
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,874
My IG's been popping off, bro.
426
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,416
I mean, I got a lot of haters
in the comment section,
427
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,166
but I think it's mostly just white hoopers
428
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,082
who hate to see another white hooper
find his lane.
429
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,042
You feel me?
430
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,791
We don't talk enough about that, bro.
431
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,582
White on white crime, like,
that's just a disease, man.
432
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,041
- Amen.
- Yeah.
433
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,249
You a trainer?
434
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,291
- Hell nah.
- Play you for the court.
435
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,457
Two-on-two.
Big dogs versus regular-sized dogs.
436
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,999
Yo, you joking, right?
437
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,125
You wanna put some money on it?
438
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,167
All right.
439
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,658
Come on. Jump.
440
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,542
Hey, watch... Pick, pick!
441
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,332
Ball! Ball!
442
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,416
Shit.
443
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,041
Two minutes, two minutes.
I'm coming right back.
444
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,416
What? Jeremy!
445
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,208
Yo, where's he going?
446
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,792
Parking validated.
447
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,167
Shit.
448
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,750
Yo, what the fuck was that?
449
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,332
It's fine. Check it up.
450
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,583
Come on.
451
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:38,667
You know what to do.
452
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,417
Fuck!
453
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,624
You just gonna let him
have the court like that?
454
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:06,958
The fuck? I think I proved my point.
455
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,083
- Do you?
- Yeah.
456
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:10,792
How's the knee?
457
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,583
Dude, what do you want?
458
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:16,958
You stalking me?
459
00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,541
It's called Google, bro.
460
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,291
You think you fucking slick, huh?
461
00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:21,999
Showing up to courts
dressed like a dumb-ass,
462
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,207
acting like you can't hoop when, really,
you played at Gonzaga.
463
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:27,999
Now see, you assumed I couldn't hoop
because I'm white,
464
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,416
- which is incredibly outdated, by the way.
- No, I assumed you couldn't hoop
465
00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:32,916
'cause you walk around
with testicles around your neck, bro.
466
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:35,957
What up, J! Hey, man,
can we talk about that tab later?
467
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,249
I got you next time, Teej.
468
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,292
I know you do, twin.
All right, keep pushin' P.
469
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:47,957
Look, bro, I came to see
470
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,374
if you wanted to play in a two-on-two
this weekend at Venice Beach.
471
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,582
We can hustle a few games together to get
the money for the entry fee, all right?
472
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,374
You're joking, right?
473
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,958
Dude, there's a million leagues
I can play in right now.
474
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,207
Tons of opportunities to get scouted.
475
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,583
I'm straight.
476
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,000
You seriously
still trying to play pro ball?
477
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,208
I mean, maybe not the G League but...
478
00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:08,917
Wow.
479
00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,749
What?
What, you don't think I'm good enough?
480
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,249
Nah, you just make so much more sense now.
481
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,582
Yeah? You don't make any sense.
482
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,792
No injuries. You're in good shape.
483
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,874
Why are you still playing pickup?
484
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,707
I'm not one of your poor little Black boys
looking for a father figure, all right?
485
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:24,457
Don't need a coach, don't need a mentor,
486
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,791
and I damn sure don't need a friend.
487
00:24:25,792 --> 00:24:28,957
What I need is for you to show up on time,
stand in a corner and hit some open shots.
488
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,041
Maybe play a little bit of defense.
That's it.
489
00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:33,874
Wow. Lot to unpack there.
490
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,500
I mean, fuck.
How can I say no to that?
491
00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:42,208
Bro. What?
492
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,125
What the fuck?
493
00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:45,916
Who gives a parking ticket for backing in?
494
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,041
Everyone backs in!
495
00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:49,457
I can't afford a fucking parking ticket
right now.
496
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:52,958
Cash prize is 25,000 for one day of hoop.
497
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,875
Look, bro, do you wanna play or what?
498
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:58,125
25K.
499
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,166
Look, we're gonna get in here
and hustle a few games
500
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:05,250
and get our entry fee for
the tournament. Period.
501
00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:08,333
And no one's gonna think that
you can play dressed like that.
502
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,374
I look like a modern hooper
with low body fat and functional strength.
503
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,332
I'm basically a less-fat Luka,
504
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,999
who's the best player in the league
by the way, and once people admit that,
505
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,249
race relations in this country
might actually improve.
506
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,541
I'm just saying we could really use it
to our advantage, all right?
507
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,041
Get on the court. Rinse and repeat
until we get the entry fee.
508
00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:25,124
- How's the knee?
- Great.
509
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,124
Hey, come on.
Where the fuck you going?
510
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,124
I mean, am I still the do-it-all playmaker
with elite athleticism?
511
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,249
Not quite,
but I'm getting some bounce back.
512
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:35,082
Plus I'm just way better now 'cause of
how my injuries have made me evolve.
513
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,082
Game's easier now. It's way slower.
514
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:40,583
I just play the angles and let the ball
pretty much come to me wherever I am.
515
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,207
Okay.
516
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,291
What?
517
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,249
Nothing, man.
518
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,833
Offense, offense. Right here.
519
00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,292
To the wing!
520
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,249
This won't work here.
There's too many white guys.
521
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,890
We need to go back to the Eastside
where they won't see you coming.
522
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:06,791
The race shit is dated, bro.
523
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,750
Everybody but you
knows white dudes can hoop now.
524
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,124
I'll find some marks, get in their heads,
throw 'em off their game,
525
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,292
and we'll clean up.
526
00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,332
I'm great at spotting mental weakness
in hoopers, bro.
527
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,417
I'm like the P.T. Anderson
of basketball psychological warfare.
528
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,833
Who the fuck is P.T. Anderson?
529
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,792
Our greatest living director.
530
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,499
Spike Lee is our greatest living director.
531
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,625
Spike Lee's not even a good Knicks fan.
532
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,874
I knew this was a mistake.
533
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:34,416
Look, man. You're the one who said
you don't even wanna make friends.
534
00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:36,250
- I don't.
- Let's just make our money.
535
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:39,082
I guarantee you I can get everyone
out here to bet on themselves.
536
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,458
I got you to put up 300.
537
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,624
- Oh!
- Okay!
538
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,957
All right!
539
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,750
Hey, bro. We got this.
540
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:53,708
Fuck.
541
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,916
You might wanna shoot
a little closer to the rim.
542
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,458
I feel like you're out of your range.
543
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,333
Told you, man.
544
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,875
Let's put some money on it.
Make it interesting.
545
00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,917
One-on-one. First to 11.
546
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,707
You gonna wear that trash bag?
547
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,999
You gonna wear that fake-ass
Richard Simmons outfit?
548
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,458
Let's put 200 on it.
549
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,583
Okay. Fine.
550
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:30,124
But only because I have a soft spot
for thick-ass ballers like you.
551
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,041
- Who the fuck...
- Mike Sweetney.
552
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,957
Tractor Traylor. Escalade.
553
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,832
Guys like you were the neck bone
of the league for so long.
554
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:38,875
Two-on-two and make it 300.
555
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,083
Huh.
556
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,625
Excuse me one second.
557
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,542
See what the fuck he got on?
That's the shit I don't like, bro.
558
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,833
Okay. We've got a problem.
559
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,500
The guy just picked up an Antetokounmpo.
560
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,958
I don't like this at all.
What if they're trying to hustle us?
561
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,708
You got your money?
562
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,082
Nigga, I got nine kids.
563
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,374
Black people come from a long line
564
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,957
- of kings and queens, all right?
- True.
565
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,041
Had to fight for every right
since we been in this country.
566
00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:14,499
- I always say that. Yeah.
- Thank you. It's confidence.
567
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,249
Why would they be afraid of you walking
around looking like a Sierra Mist can?
568
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,833
- True.
- Let's whoop 'em.
569
00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:20,917
You are a king.
570
00:28:20,918 --> 00:28:23,333
All right.
571
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,333
You wanna work, huh?
572
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:27,083
Oh!
573
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,124
Ball. Ball.
574
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,292
Look at us.
575
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,124
- What are you doing?
- Relax.
576
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,583
Whoo-hoo! Yes!
577
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:41,667
The fuck is that?
578
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:42,749
My bad.
579
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,582
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, I get it.
580
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,166
Y'all got like a jungle fever type
connection, huh?
581
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:49,583
Nasty-ass nigga.
582
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,541
What you looking at, boy?
583
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,666
Easy!
584
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,082
Stop being lazy on D, bro.
585
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,500
Fuck you say? Being lazy?
What, you my overseer now?
586
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:02,249
I just said a thing that's true.
Everything isn't racist, bro.
587
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,374
You acting like I said,
"Quit being angry, Black fellow."
588
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,041
But you wanted to say that shit,
didn't you?
589
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:07,332
I'm not one of those people, bro.
590
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,416
One of what people, Jeremy?
591
00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:09,582
People who say stuff like that.
592
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,791
Say stuff like what?
593
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,916
Like, "Oh my, God, Kamal, you're so
well-spoken." Which you are, by the way.
594
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:16,082
See, you wanted to say that shit
right now, didn't you?
595
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:18,167
- You have a nice flow, like Obama.
- Man, just stop.
596
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,916
Look, I'm just saying
you don't scream thuggish
597
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,374
even though you're chocolate chocolate.
598
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:24,916
The fuck is chocolate chocolate?
599
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:27,082
Well, a lot of Black people these days
are milk chocolate.
600
00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,957
And I think it's because interracial
relationships were illegal till the '60s.
601
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,332
It was a fucking rhetorical question.
602
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,249
And you know what?
I'm done with that racist shit.
603
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,249
- Same. No more race.
- Fine.
604
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,332
- Great.
- Great.
605
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,417
Hey, yo! What the fuck is going on?
606
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,875
Can you not see
we're having a fucking conversation?
607
00:29:46,917 --> 00:29:48,166
And one!
608
00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:49,707
Ain't nobody foul you.
609
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:50,917
You're a hack, bro.
610
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,582
Shoot for it.
611
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,833
- You make it, you get the call.
- Say less.
612
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,000
Nobody fuckin' fouled him.
613
00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,916
I probably should've asked this earlier,
614
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:03,708
but how much cash do you have on you?
615
00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,627
Did you not bring enough money
to cover this game?
616
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:09,375
I brought, like, 80...
617
00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:11,292
minus 60.
618
00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:16,250
So you brought $20
to cover a $300 bet?
619
00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:18,624
He's trying to cheat 'cause...
620
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:20,416
When you say it out loud,
it's pretty fucked.
621
00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:21,499
I had my hand up.
622
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,291
Why don't you just Venmo them
the money that you finessed me for?
623
00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:27,667
- I burned through that days ago.
- It was a shit call. That's it.
624
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,042
They're not just gonna accept $20
on a $300 bet.
625
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,417
Then they better not win, right?
626
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,125
We could really use some rain, huh?
627
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,208
Check up.
628
00:30:50,209 --> 00:30:51,500
Yeah, check up.
629
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,750
- Fuck!
- There it is!
630
00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:03,917
Game point, baby.
631
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,760
- I'll screen back.
- Switch, switch, switch!
632
00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,917
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I'm here.
633
00:31:09,792 --> 00:31:11,124
Mismatch! You got that mismatch.
634
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,624
Go ahead.
635
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,582
Yes, sir! Bucket!
636
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,875
Fuck, man!
637
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,082
Yeah, boy. Fucking go.
638
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,499
Boy, look, I don't know how much
you talking shit played into that,
639
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,249
- but good fucking work.
- Thank you.
640
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,874
By the way, bro,
you could talk way more shit out there.
641
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,875
You have so much material
I can't even touch.
642
00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:31,667
Like what?
643
00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:36,333
- Never mind.
- No.
644
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:37,958
Tell us.
645
00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:40,382
What other Black jokes
you want to say, Jeremy?
646
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,457
- Fuck you say, white boy?
- What he say?
647
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,457
You're telling me your friend here
doesn't look exactly like Malcolm X?
648
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:51,541
Hey, yo. Shut the fuck up and play ball.
649
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,374
I'm gonna clamp that ass up.
Let's go. Come on.
650
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,457
It's all love, dude.
651
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,750
Ball!
652
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,917
And you better bust his ass.
653
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,708
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoo-hoo! All right!
654
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:14,167
Fuck!
655
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,041
What you doin' now?
656
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:23,416
This ain't your court.
657
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,374
- It don't work like that, man.
- Hey, fellas.
658
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,874
Why don't y'all just fuck already?
659
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:29,374
- You're too easy. Hey, it's too easy, dog.
- Quit playing with me. What?
660
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,666
They would look good together, huh?
661
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,227
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- Ball.
662
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,791
Switch, switch, switch,
switch, switch.
663
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:36,874
Hey, white boy. What's up?
664
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,707
Nah, you're mine so go on and pass.
Just pass it.
665
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,667
Watch out. Watch out.
666
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:44,457
Man, get your pussy ass up!
I ain't even hit you that hard.
667
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:46,858
- That's what we doing now?
- Yeah, that's how we gonna play.
668
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,541
Yo, just let it go, 'Mal.
669
00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:50,457
- Yeah, let it go.
- Let it go. Let it go.
670
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:51,658
Man, he ain't finna do shit...
671
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,228
- Jesus Christ, bro.
- What now, bitch?
672
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,999
What, you want some too?
673
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,541
- Okay, don't look now...
- Huh?
674
00:32:58,542 --> 00:32:59,916
- But he has friends coming.
- Uh-uh.
675
00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,791
- Fuck his friends.
- I'm outta here.
676
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,041
- Come on, girl. He got a flamethrower.
- Flamethrower?
677
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,458
Yeah, bitch, flamethrower.
678
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,457
What is this?
Mad Max?
679
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,749
Aw, hell nah.
680
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,375
- Yo, yo.
- Yo!
681
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,333
Damn. Oh, shit. Whoa!
682
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,458
What about my car? What about my car?
683
00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:34,042
Whoo-hoo!
684
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,250
Fuck!
685
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,667
Get the fuck out the way!
686
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,417
Come on. Get in. Get in!
687
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,166
Come on!
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
688
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:46,527
Yo, where the fuck you going, man?
689
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,833
Come on, man. Come on, come on.
Stop fucking around!
690
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,583
Just fucking drive. Come on, come on.
691
00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:55,749
Come on, come on, come on.
692
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,541
You're fucking crazy, bro.
693
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,791
Now, that was the craziest shit
I've ever been through.
694
00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:07,292
- Here, man.
- Thanks, bro.
695
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,292
So, where's your girl?
696
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,332
At work. I gotta go pick her up soon.
697
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:12,708
That's what's up.
698
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,333
Here. Take this.
699
00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:20,332
All you eat is lettuce,
but then you pop pills?
700
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,453
Life's too short to be in pain
when you don't have to.
701
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,042
You're a complicated dude, bro.
702
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:26,625
You ever tried therapy?
703
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,916
What, like physical therapy?
That shit takes forever.
704
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:32,999
No, like, therapy therapy.
705
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,880
Where you sit and talk with a professional
about whatever's on your mind.
706
00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:39,582
Man, I got a barber I've been going to
for, like, 12 years.
707
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:40,500
Mmm.
708
00:34:40,501 --> 00:34:43,457
Name is Arnold, I pay him 35 bucks,
he gives me a fresh fade,
709
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:47,292
and I sit and I talk to someone
who actually knows me.
710
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:50,582
Wow. I wish my therapist
would give me a fresh fade.
711
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,791
That's a beautiful Black experience.
712
00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:55,957
I just think you should try something.
Try meditation.
713
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:58,916
No offense,
but meditation is for white folks.
714
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:03,166
None taken, but meditation isn't gonna
turn your skin white, you know?
715
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:06,417
It's just gonna help you calm yourself
down whenever you're about to lose it.
716
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:10,082
Oh, you talk more shit than anybody else
I've ever met on the court.
717
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,499
What are you talking about?
718
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,707
Yeah, but only to assholes
or for, like, strategy.
719
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:17,542
I don't ever get angry.
I never get violent.
720
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:19,292
Fuck that noise, bro.
721
00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:25,667
Yo, is this you?
722
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,707
Oh, hold up, bro, is this...
Is that this place?
723
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:31,041
Yeah, I live in the same two bedroom
I grew up in.
724
00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:32,124
With your parents?
725
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:35,374
They moved to Vegas to blow
their retirement on slot machines.
726
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,457
I figured I'd keep the place
727
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,625
'cause rent's low-key affordable
since they lived here for so long.
728
00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:42,957
Now, I'm about to whip you up
something real special.
729
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:44,042
You want a smoothie?
730
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,333
Uh...
731
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,292
Nah, I'm good.
732
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:52,250
You did pretty good out there today.
733
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:57,832
Another full day of hustling,
and we'll have that 2,500 easy.
734
00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:58,917
Sick.
735
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,749
Yeah, my body's feeling better
than it has in a while.
736
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,792
I'm actually excited
to play in this tournament.
737
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:08,291
I'm gonna take my half of that 25K prize
and fix my body for real,
738
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:11,791
so I can take a real shot at the G League,
maybe even the big show.
739
00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:13,958
I'm looking into
this regenerative medicine.
740
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,041
This stuff called stem cells.
741
00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:17,541
It's supposed to be a game changer.
742
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,624
So you wanna make more money
743
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,541
to fix your broken body
so you can still play ball,
744
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:22,832
which is what broke your body
in the first place?
745
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:23,916
Yep.
746
00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:26,541
Basketball's a curse, bro.
747
00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,582
You love basketball.
If I remember correctly,
748
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,667
I met you playing pickup
without a gun to your head.
749
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,791
Look, when I was in high school,
my pops took out this crazy loan
750
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:37,957
and bought me an Escalade
751
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,318
just 'cause he thought
I was going to make it to the league.
752
00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:41,875
Now I'm a nobody.
753
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,292
And that Escalade
needs a new transmission.
754
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,124
Everybody's a nobody, bro.
755
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,457
It doesn't matter how much money you have,
we're all the same.
756
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:50,541
Hmm.
757
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,374
I grew up just as broke as you.
I just don't let it define me.
758
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:56,457
That's 'cause you have the privilege of
being defined by never needing a haircut.
759
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,208
Tatiana cut my hair last week.
760
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,291
Yeah, it shows.
761
00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:04,082
Why are Black guys so obsessed
with haircuts?
762
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,124
Why do white guys not give a fuck
about 'em?
763
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,666
Thought we said no more race, bro.
764
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:08,833
No more race, bro.
765
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,208
It's a banger, right?
766
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,624
What?
767
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:20,832
It's cool.
768
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,874
- I saw you tapping your foot.
- No, you didn't.
769
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,082
Bro, you were literally just
tapping your foot to the beat.
770
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:26,208
But I wasn't, though.
771
00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:28,457
- Oh, okay. So you don't like this?
- No.
772
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,332
Okay, do you like any white artists?
773
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,041
I don't know.
774
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:36,207
That one redhead dude
who also has trash-ass haircuts.
775
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,249
- Ed Sheeran?
- Yeah. Him.
776
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,500
I fuck with him.
777
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,374
All right, so imagine this.
778
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,125
You're in your Escalade,
riding down Slauson, windows down,
779
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,042
vibing to some fucking Ed.
780
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:50,374
You pull up to a light, you look over,
it's a car full of fellow Black men.
781
00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:53,707
You either A, turn that shit down
as quick as you can,
782
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:57,457
or B, keep singing
those timeless classics.
783
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:58,582
Hey, 'Mal, guess what?
784
00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,667
What?
785
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,125
I love the shape of you.
786
00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:04,082
What... Get the fuck outta here.
787
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:05,167
- Shit.
- I do.
788
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,416
Here.
789
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:08,958
Thanks for the heating pad, man.
790
00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:11,041
Hey, no problem.
791
00:38:11,042 --> 00:38:13,541
Just, uh, don't baby the hand.
You'll be good in a few days.
792
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,625
Hey, look,
793
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,707
my son's having a birthday party
this Saturday.
794
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,375
You should roll through.
795
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,125
That's so fire.
796
00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:22,875
I fuck with kids.
797
00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:26,916
- Yeah, maybe don't say it like that.
- Nah,
798
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:28,999
I'm saying, like, kids are a vibe,
they're chill.
799
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,417
Got you. And look, bring Tatiana too.
All right? So she can meet Imani.
800
00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:35,333
She'll love that.
Just, uh, do me a favor.
801
00:38:36,042 --> 00:38:38,791
Don't bring up the hooping
or the stem cells.
802
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,791
Definitely don't mention
the gambling. Please.
803
00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,582
I kind of told Tatiana
I'm done with all that stuff.
804
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,916
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
805
00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:46,124
It is.
806
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:49,457
Okay. Hey, don't spend any of the money
until we can cover the fee, all right?
807
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,624
I should be saying that to you.
808
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,166
Boy, I'm good with money.
809
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,374
So am I.
810
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,582
- Me too.
- Word.
811
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:55,667
Word, bro.
812
00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:58,500
Clean up, man.
813
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:08,042
Hey, hey. What's up, girl?
Come on. What you got?
814
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,333
Come here.
815
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,291
- Do me a favor, all right?
- Hmm?
816
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:20,207
Take this 10, give it to your grandma.
Tell her I need an eighth.
817
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,332
- Okay.
- Okay?
818
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,750
- Okay.
- Don't short her.
819
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,624
- Where the doobie?
- It's on the way.
820
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,792
- Ooh!
- Yes, man.
821
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,374
Drew, slow down.
822
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,582
Don't worry, I got him.
823
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,666
Thank you.
824
00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:34,458
- Hmm.
- Yeah, you still ugly.
825
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,208
Yo, where you been?
826
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,948
I've literally been setting up by myself
this whole time.
827
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,707
No, you don't get to bring Sprinkles
828
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,582
and think shit is all good.
It's not giving that.
829
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,833
- No?
- No.
830
00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:48,292
Oatmeal chocolate chip.
831
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:50,500
For the queen.
832
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,250
- Damn cookie.
- Mmm.
833
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,832
Does this cookie mean
you made it to the bank?
834
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,916
We're coming up on a week late now, babe.
835
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,207
Already done.
836
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,292
How?
837
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:03,958
Just playing some ball again.
838
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:06,292
- Okay.
- Yeah.
839
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:09,166
I know that's not the parole officer
coming to the function.
840
00:40:09,167 --> 00:40:11,917
With a little caramel queen too?
The gall.
841
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:14,542
Tatiana's Black?
842
00:40:15,667 --> 00:40:17,499
The Bon Iver concert canceled, homey.
843
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,917
Is that why you're not selling
water bottles at SoFi?
844
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:22,541
You gonna let him talk about you
like that, Black man?
845
00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:23,833
That's essential work.
846
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,541
Hello. How are you?
847
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,332
Don't worry about that. Lorenzo.
848
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,582
Hi.
849
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,207
Look at yourself.
Look at yourself.
850
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,916
Man, sit your ass down, bro.
851
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:37,166
Hey, man.
852
00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:39,082
How you doing? I'm Kamal.
853
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,874
- Hi.
- Nice to finally meet you.
854
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:43,515
It's nice to meet you too. Jeremy says
you're on his detox program?
855
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,082
Ri... Yeah, no. Um...
856
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:51,499
Yes. With the parsley and the... and my gas
is better now, and I'm shitting right.
857
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,749
Like, it's...
858
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,791
Hey. You must be Tatiana and Jeremy.
859
00:40:55,792 --> 00:40:58,457
- I'm Imani. Kamal's wife.
- So nice to meet you.
860
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,542
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, no problem.
861
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,708
- Hennessy.
- Oh, yeah.
862
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:07,499
You... Yeah. It's-It's one of
my favorite cognacs. You know, so...
863
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,957
People have no idea how much care
864
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,042
goes into making this
such a smooth and warm blend.
865
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:14,125
Seriously. And they've been doing it
since 1765.
866
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,167
Feel like it's slept on.
867
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,457
- Oh. Okay.
- Hmm.
868
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,791
Auntie, uh,
can you turn for us so we can jump rope?
869
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,916
- Yeah, boo. I'll be right there.
- All right. Thank you.
870
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,749
- Can I help?
- Yeah, come on.
871
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,666
Let me know if you guys need any backup.
872
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,458
- Boy, get out of here.
- Fine.
873
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,583
Now I'm a part of your lies?
874
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:36,937
- What's up, white boy?
- Wow.
875
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,500
You would never eat that
if you were on my cleanse.
876
00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:44,458
Yeah, you right.
877
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,375
Mmm.
878
00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:52,375
How come everybody
always buys my son basketball stuff?
879
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:56,624
I don't know, maybe because his dad
is kind of a well-known basketball player.
880
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,208
Yeah. Was.
881
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,083
Who's that?
882
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,291
My pops.
883
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,458
Oh, shit.
884
00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:12,624
Ah!
885
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,457
- Oh, no. He crazy for that.
- MS.
886
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:17,124
He got diagnosed
when I was in high school.
887
00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:20,208
The night I got arrested?
He was in the hospital.
888
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:21,874
Sorry to hear that.
889
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,958
It's cool.
890
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,624
It is what it is.
891
00:42:27,542 --> 00:42:29,042
The extra pickup money really helped.
892
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,208
My girl started doing hair in our crib
to make ends meet.
893
00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,666
Now she doesn't wanna go back
to working at a salon.
894
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:35,749
So I been raising money
895
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:40,083
so I can get her and her bougie-ass
friends out my fucking living room.
896
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,375
I feel you.
897
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:44,957
My girl's a crazy talented
choreographer who...
898
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:48,207
Who's wasting her time
teaching classes at a dance studio
899
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:50,250
because my income's so shaky right now.
900
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:54,499
What up, Pop?
901
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,792
How you doing, son?
902
00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:58,707
Gonzaga basketball, right?
903
00:42:58,708 --> 00:42:59,916
How'd you know?
904
00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:03,166
I watch all the good ones.
You had a nice touch.
905
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,250
Thank you, sir.
906
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,458
Oh, man,
this dude is already cocky enough.
907
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:12,333
Got to have some confidence to bring
a bottle of Henny to a Black function.
908
00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,041
It's all I drink, honestly.
909
00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:17,457
It's funny you two being friends.
910
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,999
I bet y'all got more in common
than meets the eye.
911
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,833
- That's debatable.
- I doubt that.
912
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:26,708
Like I said, a lot in common.
913
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:28,792
You want something to drink?
914
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,000
Yeah, give me some of that Henny.
915
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,666
- I can drive the boat for you, sir.
- No.
916
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,541
See this a good friend you got here.
917
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,542
Nah.
918
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,208
I had no idea about Kamal's pops.
919
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:47,367
Dude was like the star of the show when
Kamal was the best player in the country.
920
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,125
Life is crazy.
921
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,249
- What happened?
- Um...
922
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:59,124
The studio got me a meeting with SZA to
go on tour as her assistant choreographer.
923
00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,374
Babe, that's amazing.
924
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,832
It's just a meeting.
I don't know.
925
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,374
Yeah, but it's a compliment that
they put you up there for that.
926
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:08,167
She obviously sees how special you are.
927
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,832
The money's not great,
928
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,666
but my job would still be here
when I get back.
929
00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:13,749
Another win.
930
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,541
It... It's like significantly less,
actually. Um...
931
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,208
Babe, take the win.
932
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:20,874
I don't know.
933
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,125
Take the win.
934
00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:26,417
Listen, if you want to make this happen,
we're gonna make this happen.
935
00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:28,207
How?
936
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,791
Well, I don't wanna jinx it,
937
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:35,000
but I kind of have an opportunity
of my own to make us some extra bread.
938
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,082
Like a lot, actually.
939
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,625
Like doing what?
940
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:41,916
Just some private workouts
with some high-end guys.
941
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:44,417
It's not a big deal,
but I could make like ten grand.
942
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,457
- What?
- Yeah.
943
00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:49,249
- No big deal? Are you insane?
- Yeah.
944
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:53,124
- What is wrong with you?
- Okay, fine. Fuck it. It's a big deal.
945
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,708
- Yeah.
- Let's celebrate our good news together.
946
00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,833
Hmm. What did you have in mind?
947
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,583
I got it.
948
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,042
How's your knee?
949
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:14,792
It's good. Why?
950
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,083
What? What, you wanna do some freaky shit?
951
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,041
'Cause I can be talked into some stuff.
952
00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,791
- Come here.
- Shut up.
953
00:45:30,792 --> 00:45:32,472
And a lot of it has to do with...
954
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,582
All right, look, bro.
This is Watts, so watch your mouth.
955
00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:40,874
Don't say none of that slick shit.
956
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,791
Don't look nobody in the eye
longer than you have to.
957
00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,582
- This shit ain't for play, all right?
- Yep.
958
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,041
Here they play five-on-five
and we should get picked up pretty quick.
959
00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,442
Uh, don't worry. I got it.
960
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
You ready?
961
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,292
Born ready.
962
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:54,875
Kamal!
963
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,542
Hey!
964
00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:04,417
Buckets.
965
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,208
What?
966
00:46:06,209 --> 00:46:09,124
I just wanted to see if you had
superhuman hearing 'cause of your...
967
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,208
'Cause of my what?
968
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,083
- Huh?
- It's all good.
969
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:15,375
Yeah, all right. All right.
970
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,792
White boy coming in my hood talking shit.
971
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,166
- Yeah, I got something for you.
- Ball.
972
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,291
Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball!
973
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,582
- Oh, he's trash.
- Fuck!
974
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:27,791
Do those help or hurt your vertical?
975
00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:30,124
'Cause you know Dumbo could fly,
but he was obviously a cartoon...
976
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:31,916
Yo, yo! Chill, chill.
977
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:33,957
No, no. You know what?
Fuck you, white boy!
978
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:34,875
Chill, chill.
979
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,583
I love your... I love them.
980
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,957
- What's up with your boy?
- What's he doing now?
981
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,238
We ain't got all day.
982
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
He's almost done.
983
00:46:55,501 --> 00:46:59,249
Look, I gotta tell you, those short shorts
look incredible on you.
984
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,166
I mean,
you're so comfortable in your skin.
985
00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:02,624
Can I be honest, brother?
986
00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:05,042
Your shit is sitting in those. Sitting.
987
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,250
Do you have an OnlyFans?
988
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,208
It's okay, no one saw that.
989
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,999
I don't know why you fed his ass,
if you know you ain't got the money.
990
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,083
Here.
991
00:47:22,417 --> 00:47:25,332
I don't know how an independent woman
like yourself deals with it.
992
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:26,416
Thank you.
993
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,500
Mm-hmm.
994
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,958
Let's go. And get my purse.
995
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,542
He ain't getting none tonight.
996
00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:46,082
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
997
00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,417
Come on... Come on, man!
998
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:50,749
Fuck. Shit.
999
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,250
I got something for you, buddy.
1000
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,124
- What's in this one?
- Protein plus ginger.
1001
00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,874
Made special for you, boss.
1002
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:00,958
Give it a shot.
1003
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:06,375
Mmm.
1004
00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:10,499
- Yo, that's actually not that bad. Yeah.
- Right? Yeah.
1005
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,999
You like it, huh?
1006
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,333
It's from the earth, brother.
1007
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,417
From the motherland. Africa.
1008
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,125
Don't do that again.
1009
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,375
I'm just saying, bruh. It's organic.
1010
00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:24,832
Man, stay focused.
We got way more games to play.
1011
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:27,416
We could let them
pick our team, and we'd still win.
1012
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:39,166
All right, fellas.
Thank you for joining us.
1013
00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,957
- I'm Jeremy. He's Kamal.
- 'Sup.
1014
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,375
Why'd you let them pick your team?
1015
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,666
We like giving back to the community.
1016
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:47,291
It's because they're hustling, man.
Come on.
1017
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,332
Can't get anything past you, huh?
1018
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:53,082
Can't you just buy crypto or, like,
run a credit card scam if you need cash?
1019
00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:55,166
You sell homophobic chicken sandwiches.
1020
00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:57,416
Hey! Don't clown him for making a livin'.
1021
00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:59,666
Will you please
take those fucking shades off?
1022
00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:00,749
It's distracting.
1023
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,042
Can I take them...
1024
00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:05,583
- You touch 'em, you die.
- All right.
1025
00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:07,917
Move.
1026
00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:10,083
Come here.
1027
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,624
- Come on, one more.
- Swing it!
1028
00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:18,208
Swing it! I'm open!
1029
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:20,416
Swing it!
1030
00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:21,792
No!
1031
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:28,167
- Nice shot, you slick son of a bitch!
- Don't talk to me!
1032
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:30,375
Can't even root for this dude.
1033
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:34,707
Four, three, two.
1034
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,292
All right, let's exhale for four.
1035
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:39,542
Three. In through the nose,
out through the mouth, please.
1036
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,332
Fill this diaphragm up.
Fill this up for me.
1037
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,666
From seven, six, fi...
1038
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,625
I want you to inflate like a balloon.
1039
00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:49,707
And release.
1040
00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:52,625
Release for me. Release for me.
1041
00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,458
Keep releasing.
1042
00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:59,542
We're about to
fucking rob these fellas blind.
1043
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,792
You ready?
1044
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:09,833
- Yeah.
- What's...
1045
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,935
- Screen right, screen right!
- Got him.
1046
00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:20,499
Right.
1047
00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:28,012
- Close out, close out!
- Yeah. Look out!
1048
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,375
Oh, no. Hold on.
1049
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:58,958
- Come on.
- Oh, no.
1050
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:02,348
Come on. Throw it, man. Come on.
1051
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:12,278
- Fuck that boy up.
- Did you see that?
1052
00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:27,917
Wow. Boy, we cleaned up, 'Mal.
1053
00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,292
Are you meditating?
1054
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:07,917
Think so.
1055
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,041
And look. You're still Black.
1056
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,332
Fuck outta here, man.
1057
00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:17,416
Now I gotta figure out what
to tell Tatiana about this tournament.
1058
00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:24,832
It's all good. Mm-mmm. Thank you.
1059
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,957
Incense, my brother?
1060
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,478
- All good, bro. All good.
- All right.
1061
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:35,791
You sure you want that?
1062
00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:37,292
Yeah, my girl's a dancer.
1063
00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:39,958
Shit, everybody girl is these days.
1064
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:42,582
No, a dancer dancer.
1065
00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:43,750
Right.
1066
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,815
A hundred bucks,
but I'll give it to you for 85.
1067
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,542
Any chance you'll do 60?
1068
00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:51,874
Just on some
1069
00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,208
white-guy-supporting-the-Black-community
discount?
1070
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,750
I'll do 85.
1071
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,249
Yeah, I'm booked all day Saturday
with these high-end clients.
1072
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,500
We're gonna be rolling in it, babe.
It's all good.
1073
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,916
You got nothing to worry about
as far as finances are concerned.
1074
00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:13,000
I got you.
1075
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:14,916
Thank you.
1076
00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:18,083
For what? Being sexy?
1077
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,500
For being a good dude.
1078
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:22,874
Huh?
1079
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,792
For being a good dude.
1080
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:28,791
Yeah, you can thank my mom for that one.
1081
00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:31,125
She put me on to
Gilmore Girls
at a early age.
1082
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:34,541
That show really helped me connect with
the female point of view, you know?
1083
00:53:34,542 --> 00:53:36,082
I thought it was
Living Single.
1084
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:39,708
That too. Both were in heavy rotation.
1085
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,042
- What is that?
- Ah.
1086
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,458
- What is that?
- Ah. Open it.
1087
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,916
Wow!
1088
00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:00,417
Thank you.
1089
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:02,333
- Do you like it?
- Yeah!
1090
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:04,458
Oh, my God.
1091
00:54:04,459 --> 00:54:07,416
No, baby. It's so sweet!
1092
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,707
- You don't like it. It's all...
- No! No, I love it.
1093
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:11,624
- I love it. I do. I love it.
- Nah.
1094
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,791
- I love it so much.
- Tatiana!
1095
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,458
- Come here. Come here. I love it.
- Tatiana. Ta...
1096
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:19,124
- Tatiana.
- What?
1097
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:22,125
I don't wanna crash your dad's car
while we're dry-humping.
1098
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,041
Babe, come look at this spot.
1099
00:54:27,042 --> 00:54:29,708
I think it'd be perfect
for the salon. Look.
1100
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,167
Yeah, baby, that's dope.
1101
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:33,958
What are you drinking?
1102
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,792
Oh, it's, uh...
1103
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:39,083
- "Turmeric" or some shit I don't...
- Turmeric?
1104
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:40,625
Yeah.
1105
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:42,333
Anyways, look.
1106
00:54:42,334 --> 00:54:46,749
If we keep staying smart with our money,
more clients coming in, and all goes well,
1107
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,249
this is the spot. That shit fire.
1108
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,417
It's dope. It's perfect.
1109
00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:51,042
No doubt. Yeah.
1110
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,042
You cute. Where you going?
1111
00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:00,666
Playing in this two-on-two tournament
with Jeremy.
1112
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:01,749
Word?
1113
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:03,666
It's like...
1114
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,207
It's a cash prize,
and he asked me to play, so I said yeah.
1115
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:07,832
Okay, I see you.
1116
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:10,582
Jeremy got you back outside. Aight.
1117
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:14,583
Look. I really don't want
my pops to find out, all right?
1118
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,333
I don't need him
feeling bad for not being there.
1119
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,375
Okay.
1120
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,166
- I won't say a word...
- Thank you.
1121
00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:25,749
If I can come.
1122
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,166
- Yeah.
- Look, it's...
1123
00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:29,374
It's gonna be all day,
and I don't want Drew to be there.
1124
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:32,499
Edith could watch Drew,
and I could be ya little cheerleader,
1125
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,957
like back in the days, like,
1126
00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:36,249
- "K-A-M-L".
- Oh, okay. That's how you gonna get me?
1127
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,730
- That's what you gonna do?
- All right, I'm gonna get dressed.
1128
00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:07,957
What up with it, you boss players?
1129
00:56:07,958 --> 00:56:10,499
You ready to go out there
and flambé these fuckboys?
1130
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,332
What's up, Lamont.
1131
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:14,208
I think we about
to fuckin' lose everything.
1132
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:17,874
Is that Kamal ugly ass?
1133
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,291
- Well, damn.
- Yeah, that's him.
1134
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,541
He still ugly as fuck.
1135
00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:22,166
What's up, boy?
1136
00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,791
- What up, bro?
- Ha ha!
1137
00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:25,374
- Hey, you lookin' real fit.
- Hey!
1138
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,832
You know I done bossed up, man.
1139
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:29,791
Regional manager down there at Spectrum
now, you know what I'm talking about?
1140
00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,707
I got a house down in San Pedro,
right by the water.
1141
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:34,291
Real player shit. I know Speedy told you.
1142
00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:36,666
It's like "Mangri-la"
up in that motherfucker.
1143
00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:38,499
I got a stripper pole that's,
like, 30 feet tall.
1144
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,124
The big girls come down fast.
1145
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,457
You should come hang out.
Bring some bitches.
1146
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,707
I'm just saying, man.
1147
00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:46,666
Your boy came a long way
since I was serving fiends in the set.
1148
00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:47,707
Man, I mean, look at me.
1149
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,332
Hold up,
I thought you used to sell pit bulls?
1150
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,249
Nah, nigga, them was Frenchies.
1151
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,832
But that's neither here nor there.
This is what it's about, dog.
1152
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,916
Too bad we can't run together no more.
1153
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,541
- Next time.
- Next time.
1154
00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:00,332
I'ma get up in here and, uh,
you know what I'm saying?
1155
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,499
Get my little...
ankle-breaker game together, nigga.
1156
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,624
You better get right, boy,
you know what I'm talkin' bout?
1157
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:08,582
Mamba mentality.
1158
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:09,833
See you.
1159
00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:12,417
Hey, yo, 'Mal.
1160
00:57:12,418 --> 00:57:14,000
We meet y'all in the finals, man?
1161
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,999
Throw the game. I'll throw you a rack.
1162
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,582
Just you, though. Not the white man.
1163
00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:20,875
All right, bro.
1164
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,707
- Think about it.
- All right, y'all.
1165
00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:23,625
You're...
1166
00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:25,124
Where Mildred at, though?
1167
00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,707
Oh, she had to go to the DMV.
1168
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:28,833
Nigga, what? Animals can't drive.
1169
00:57:29,833 --> 00:57:31,041
Leave my girl alone.
1170
00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:33,832
Oh, I'ma leave her all the way alone.
1171
00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:44,957
West Coast, it's DJ Hed.
1172
00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:47,041
Welcome to
the Veniceball two-on-two tournament.
1173
00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:49,707
$25,000 is on the line.
1174
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:51,624
Now look, you better bring your A game.
1175
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:54,416
If you get dunked on,
yo ass is going viral for sure.
1176
00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:56,582
Definitely wanna shout-out to Veniceball
1177
00:57:56,583 --> 00:58:00,416
for sponsoring today's event
at the world-famous Venice Beach.
1178
00:58:00,417 --> 00:58:02,249
Uh, we got a few people out here.
1179
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,874
Uh, shout-out to Home Grown Radio.
They're in the building.
1180
00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:06,082
Uh, who else?
1181
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,416
You got this, babe.
1182
00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:11,916
You've played on
way bigger stages than this.
1183
00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:13,207
Mm-hmm.
1184
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,374
Now you tell me,
1185
00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,667
what's better than the scent of
salt water and cement on a Saturday?
1186
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,375
Here you are, brother.
1187
00:58:21,042 --> 00:58:22,582
You know, the winner of this tournament
1188
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,249
gets free entry into
the Leimert three-on-three,
1189
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,250
where the cash prize is $500,000.
1190
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,875
I'ma go change.
1191
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,250
What's up with him?
1192
00:58:32,251 --> 00:58:34,166
He hasn't played anything
other than pickup.
1193
00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:35,249
For years.
1194
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:38,750
I mean, he hasn't played organized ball
since the night he got arrested.
1195
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,499
He's just nervous.
1196
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,374
He's gonna be great. He is great.
1197
00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,458
He is.
1198
00:58:46,792 --> 00:58:48,624
I love your sandals, by the way.
1199
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,832
Oh, the Kyotos? Thanks.
1200
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:53,166
It's, um,
state-of-the-art double-strapped,
1201
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:54,832
and they're meant to mold to your feet.
1202
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:56,332
Ground materials made of cork.
1203
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,750
It's like the perfect sandal.
1204
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,958
It's extremely state of the art.
1205
00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:01,542
Okay.
1206
00:59:09,208 --> 00:59:10,458
Overrated!
1207
00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:15,042
Do something!
1208
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,124
Fuck are you doing here?
1209
00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:33,707
It's good to see you too, Jimmy.
1210
00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,082
It's Jeremy.
1211
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,750
Yeah, sorry, bro. I meet a lot of people.
1212
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,166
Oh. Is that Kamal Allen?
1213
00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:44,875
Don't be a groupie, bro. Get off his dick.
1214
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,082
Wanna take a pic with him?
1215
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,957
I'm your man, mouthpiece,
1216
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:50,499
voice of Venice Beach.
1217
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:53,417
All right now, people.
You know what you came here to see.
1218
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:58,916
It's that time. Let's get it crackin'!
1219
01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:07,250
Look at the new fella
stealing the ball from Phil.
1220
01:00:14,918 --> 01:00:17,958
Oh! Skywalka with a cold block!
1221
01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:19,791
That's embarrassing, bro!
1222
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:20,874
Had the angle.
1223
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:21,958
Pass the rock, bro.
1224
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,125
Defense! Defense!
1225
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:34,000
Can't play without your daddy?
1226
01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,124
Take the shot!
1227
01:00:40,292 --> 01:00:42,082
Let's go, babe! Let's go!
1228
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,749
Come on. Stay in the game, Kamal.
1229
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,833
- Worry about your fuckin' self, man!
- Right here.
1230
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,792
Yeah, baby. Yep. Let's go.
1231
01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:53,000
Overrated!
1232
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:54,750
Fuck!
1233
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,625
This dude over here waving off picks.
1234
01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:01,250
Man, I thought they was homeys.
1235
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:09,417
Another easy layup for Phil.
His squad is one away from victory.
1236
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,167
Defense! Defense! Defense!
1237
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,417
Wake up, 'Mal! Let's go!
1238
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:24,708
Duke and Phil,
one basket away from victory.
1239
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:29,541
Ooh! That's game!
1240
01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:34,499
Duke Skywalka and Phil Williamson wins
and moves onto the next round.
1241
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,625
Hey, Kamal, where's your dad?
1242
01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:40,041
What was that?
You were on another planet out there.
1243
01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:41,374
Fuck you talkin' about, man?
1244
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,874
You in a pissing contest with that dude
1245
01:01:42,875 --> 01:01:44,582
'cause you care
what people think about you.
1246
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,916
We just got shit on because
you think you're too good to be here,
1247
01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:49,083
and I care too much
about what other people think?
1248
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,750
You know you're the reason we lost, right?
1249
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:55,916
When are you gonna be a grown fucking
man and get outta your own way?
1250
01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:57,249
Grown man?
1251
01:01:57,250 --> 01:02:00,749
Yo, you 27 years old with two bum knees,
still trying to make it to the league.
1252
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,499
- You're a disappointment.
- The fuck you say to me?
1253
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,582
Kamal!
1254
01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:05,707
Say that shit again!
You say that shit again!
1255
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,791
Fucking say it!
Say it again, motherfucker!
1256
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,791
Get this fucker off of me!
Say that shit again!
1257
01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:12,082
- Get your fucking head checked!
- Fuck you, bitch!
1258
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:13,000
Go back to VTX.
1259
01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:15,333
Fuck you, and fuck VTX, bitch!
1260
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:20,374
You niggas are sabotaging the
gentrification of this fine community.
1261
01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:23,125
If I wanted gangster shit,
I would've stayed in the set!
1262
01:02:23,437 --> 01:02:25,082
And let's go get lattes, nigga.
1263
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:27,291
He just choked
the shit out that white boy.
1264
01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:28,374
That shit crazy.
1265
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,583
I bet it goes viral for sure.
1266
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,124
- Wow.
- Bob, come on.
1267
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:34,207
This doesn't even
have anything to do with work.
1268
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,582
Hmm.
1269
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:38,374
- Go back to VTX.
- Fuck you, and fuck VTX, bitch!
1270
01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:39,333
Mmm.
1271
01:02:39,334 --> 01:02:41,582
Okay,
clearly they took that outta context.
1272
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,792
Sorry, bud. I'm gonna have to let you go.
1273
01:02:44,917 --> 01:02:45,917
What?
1274
01:02:45,918 --> 01:02:47,832
This went all the way up
to corporate, man.
1275
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:48,916
I don't like talking to them.
1276
01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:50,874
They wanted me to fire you
over the phone, and I said,
1277
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:53,166
"No. We're buds. We've shared something.
1278
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,750
I've offered him edibles."
1279
01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:56,708
Oh.
1280
01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:59,666
Oh, they're gonna fire me too. Shit.
1281
01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:02,875
So, that's it? I'm really done?
1282
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:06,458
You? Definitely. Yes.
Uh, s-sorry, buddy. You are done.
1283
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:11,374
I guess I was being a little tougher
than normal on Jacoby or whatever,
1284
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:14,541
but dude totally lost his shit
and went full Latrell Sprewell on me,
1285
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:17,917
which is crazy 'cause
he's too young to even get that reference.
1286
01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:22,999
Latrell Sprewell choked P.J. Carlesimo
at practice.
1287
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,791
P.J. Carlesimo was his coach
on the Warrior...
1288
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,749
Booked all day with clients, huh?
1289
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:27,667
Say it again!
1290
01:03:27,668 --> 01:03:29,499
Yo, go get your fucking head checked!
1291
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,582
Go back to VTX.
1292
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:33,499
- What, do you have a Google Alert on me?
- Fuck you, and fuck VTX!
1293
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583
Fuck you.
1294
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,207
Look, I know you hate it,
1295
01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:40,832
but my body feels great right now,
and my game's evolving.
1296
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,582
There's plenty of ways to play ball
these days.
1297
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,416
You don't have to go to the NBA
to make a living.
1298
01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,999
I am working overtime,
1299
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,832
killing myself to support us
1300
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,958
while you are gambling
and lying to my face about it.
1301
01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:52,375
What are you doing?
1302
01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:54,207
I got the offer to go on tour.
1303
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,292
I leave Saturday.
1304
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,083
For how long?
1305
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:00,000
That's your response?
1306
01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:04,499
I mean, it's just incredibly unlike you
to jump into something so quickly.
1307
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:07,999
You cannot even get past your inflated
fucking ego to be excited for me.
1308
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,292
That's really all I wanted.
1309
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:13,624
Yeah. Right.
1310
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,916
You're going to walk out
like you always do
1311
01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:17,582
because you can't handle the truth.
1312
01:04:17,583 --> 01:04:20,166
We're living in
your parents' old apartment
1313
01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:22,582
while you're lying to me
to chase a dead dream,
1314
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:26,166
and I put my life on hold
because I'm afraid of leaving you behind.
1315
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,832
You are tragic, Jeremy.
1316
01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:29,999
Yeah, go! Get the fuck out of here.
1317
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,333
You know what, take these.
You're gonna fucking need them!
1318
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:55,124
Body's not tired, your mind is weak!
1319
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:58,207
You got haters in your head
trying to stop you from being great.
1320
01:04:58,208 --> 01:05:00,457
Get 'em out your head!
1321
01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:01,624
Pop.
1322
01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:02,707
I'm good, I'm good.
1323
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:04,749
Don't you worry about me.
Shoot it! Shoot it!
1324
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:15,917
Don't you worry about your mother.
I'll always be there for you, son.
1325
01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:33,707
Overrated! Overrated!
1326
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,625
Kamal, where's your dad?
1327
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,000
He run out on you too?
1328
01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:44,457
Can't believe this.
This is crazy.
1329
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,791
He's going into the stands.
I've never seen...
1330
01:06:16,167 --> 01:06:19,707
Another field goal
for Gonzaga by Jeremy Crandall.
1331
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,166
The way he's been playing this season,
1332
01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:24,417
it's really just a question of
when he wants to register for the draft...
1333
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,542
Check up.
1334
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:50,833
Ball, ball, ball.
1335
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,457
Ball! Give me the ball, man.
1336
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:57,124
Goddamn it, Andy! Wake the fuck up!
This means cut!
1337
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,833
Ball, ball! Ball! Ball!
1338
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,457
Throw the ball, you fucking normie.
1339
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:05,000
- Okay.
- Ball, ball! Ball!
1340
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:10,583
There's a million people who wanna
play this game for a living just like you.
1341
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,583
Wake the fuck up! Check ball. Check ball!
1342
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,332
Hey, yo, look at my fucking calves
poppin' in these plyometrics.
1343
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:18,791
Look at 'em.
1344
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,333
I'll get you a pair. It's $200.
1345
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,708
Everything okay, Jeremy?
1346
01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:30,625
Fucking love you, Susie.
1347
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:34,083
Yo, who got next?
1348
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,541
That's your stance?
1349
01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:41,416
You're gonna try and guard me all bent
over like you're playing through sciatica?
1350
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:44,000
Man, shut the fuck up, you old-ass loser.
1351
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:48,624
You think you're tough, huh?
You lil bitch.
1352
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,541
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1353
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:54,957
Hey, back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up! The fuck did I say?
1354
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,083
Man, fuck this.
1355
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,625
Yeah.
1356
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,082
Fuck is wrong with you, bro?
1357
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:03,249
Gonna fuck around and get your
ass whooped by a couple TikTokers?
1358
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,458
What are you doing here?
1359
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,624
Look, man. I came to apologize, all right?
1360
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,792
What the fuck, man, you drunk?
1361
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,832
My girl found out I lied to her
because you made me a fucking meme!
1362
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:17,167
So you lie to your girl,
and it's my fucking fault?
1363
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,416
Try me.
1364
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,917
Try me!
1365
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Yo, Jeremy.
1366
01:08:24,001 --> 01:08:25,291
You are done, bro.
1367
01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,041
You're like... You're done, done.
1368
01:08:27,042 --> 01:08:28,582
Like I'm taking a picture of you,
1369
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,041
and I'm puttin' it behind the front desk
1370
01:08:30,042 --> 01:08:31,541
with all the other weirdo motherfuckers
1371
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:34,499
that can't come in here
to charge their phone or wash their feet.
1372
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,625
Come on, go!
1373
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:39,667
The fuck is you wearing?
1374
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,875
See, that's why
y'all don't do that shit, y'all.
1375
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:49,499
- Be chill, I'm holding ya head still.
- Girl, check me out.
1376
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,207
Keep your head still. Do not do anything.
1377
01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:53,500
It needs to go.
I thought you was keepin' it still.
1378
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,250
Hi.
1379
01:08:56,542 --> 01:08:58,000
Well, hello to you too.
1380
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:00,458
Hey.
1381
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:05,000
- Okay.
- Did you apologize to Jeremy?
1382
01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:07,708
Babe, um...
1383
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,333
Bobby let me go.
1384
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,707
Oh. He ain't having his money on the 1st.
1385
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,291
I'm gonna step outside
and let this color settle.
1386
01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:22,207
All right, look. Before you say anything,
everything's gonna be okay, all right?
1387
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,458
Okay. What's the plan?
1388
01:09:25,292 --> 01:09:27,692
I don't know yet. I just need
a couple days to figure it out.
1389
01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:30,042
Okay. All right.
1390
01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:32,207
We'll just...
We'll just find you a new job.
1391
01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,125
What?
1392
01:09:33,126 --> 01:09:35,291
- I'll ask Edith if Nordstroms is hiring.
- The job... Edith, what...
1393
01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:37,291
- We can take it from there.
- It's bad enough I'm working at VTX.
1394
01:09:37,292 --> 01:09:39,666
Yo, people asking me every day
if I'm who I used to be?
1395
01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,541
I don't wanna work at no damn Nordstroms!
1396
01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:43,332
Whoa. Your tone.
1397
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,207
You think I wanna sit here
and glue wigs in this living room?
1398
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:47,666
No, I don't, but guess what?
1399
01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,458
It's not about what I want, Kamal.
1400
01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:53,042
What do you wanna do? Hmm?
1401
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:57,875
'Cause everything about you
screams what you don't wanna do.
1402
01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:01,000
I actually don't know
what the fuck you wanna do.
1403
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,750
Fucking joke.
1404
01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,167
Hello?
1405
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,500
Excuse me.
1406
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:20,375
Excuse me.
1407
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:22,666
I'm here to see Benji Allen. I'm his son.
1408
01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:24,374
Yeah. Just one visitor at a time.
1409
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:25,457
- Sit.
- Go.
1410
01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:26,582
All right.
1411
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,624
- Come here, baby.
- Go with Mommy, buddy, okay?
1412
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,875
All right.
1413
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:38,625
Hey, Pop.
1414
01:10:40,542 --> 01:10:41,542
Hey.
1415
01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:45,250
So, what they sayin'?
1416
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:49,874
You know I know more about my health
than they ever do.
1417
01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:55,417
Gonzaga must've missed
a lot of open shots to get you that upset.
1418
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,875
I'm sorry, Pop.
1419
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:05,333
I'm sorry I keep making
the same stupid fucking mistakes.
1420
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:10,417
And you're not supposed to be
living like this, I'll...
1421
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,833
I'm sorry for letting you down.
1422
01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,167
Is that what you think?
1423
01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:21,292
You let me down?
1424
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,042
I hid my illness
thinking I was protecting you.
1425
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:29,667
I was scared,
and so I made you scared too.
1426
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,500
I'm the one who let you down, son.
1427
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,833
I don't give a damn about the NBA.
1428
01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:44,583
My biggest regret is not giving you
the tools to work through your problems.
1429
01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:49,791
It's time to stop punishing yourself
just 'cause...
1430
01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:52,208
things didn't work out how we hoped.
1431
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:58,332
Your family deserves to know
the joyful you,
1432
01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,625
not the guy with a chip on his shoulder.
1433
01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:04,708
And I was so happy to see
you playing ball again.
1434
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:10,374
'Cause I still remember how much
you used to love it.
1435
01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,916
That's right, that's right.
1436
01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:13,375
Come on. Keep going.
1437
01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,542
How much it got you through.
1438
01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:18,750
Oh, yes! Yeah! Did you see that?
1439
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,041
I'm sorry I took away that joy.
1440
01:12:22,042 --> 01:12:23,583
But you didn't, though, Pop.
1441
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,542
I still love the game.
1442
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:29,958
And you gave it to me.
1443
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,417
It was our game.
1444
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:38,083
It'll always be our game.
1445
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,374
- What's up, bro?
- What's happening?
1446
01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:09,582
What's up, y'all?
1447
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:10,667
Is he cool?
1448
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,458
I don't know.
1449
01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:16,875
They're monitoring him,
and they'll call if his vitals drop.
1450
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:25,457
Hey, y'all still trying to play in
1451
01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:27,208
that basketball tournament in Leimert?
1452
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:31,333
Look, I'm not even
gonna hold you, bro, that's...
1453
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,207
That's a big-ass event, bro,
with a whole bunch of pressure, man.
1454
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,207
- I don't wanna fuck yo shit up.
- Oh, come on. Fuck the pressure, man.
1455
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:41,041
Look, I don't want Drew growing up
thinking that his father was a quitter.
1456
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,666
Look, man. Even if we wanted to,
1457
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:47,082
tell me how are we supposed to find
$7,500 for the entry fee by this weekend?
1458
01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:48,125
True.
1459
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,750
There's gotta be a way.
1460
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,875
I do got a boy.
1461
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:53,624
He's good at taking pictures.
1462
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:56,832
He could probably set up a OnlyFans
if you put on little-ass VTX shorts,
1463
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,541
he could photoshop
your bulge a little bit bigger.
1464
01:13:58,542 --> 01:14:01,291
You actin' as a postman.
We know what you deliver.
1465
01:14:01,292 --> 01:14:02,874
What if I put five grand on it?
1466
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,417
From my salon money.
1467
01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:08,749
Babe. I'm not gambling your salon money
on a basketball game.
1468
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:11,292
You're not. I'm gambling on my husband.
1469
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:14,499
- What if we lose?
- Not worried about you losing.
1470
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,916
I'm worried about
you missing out on a opportunity
1471
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:18,542
to show the world that you that nigga.
1472
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,083
So with that being said,
1473
01:14:20,084 --> 01:14:22,167
I need you to go out there
and win that money.
1474
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,583
- Love you.
- Love you.
1475
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,707
This is why Black love is so pivotal.
1476
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:33,207
'Cause five minutes ago,
1477
01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:36,541
Speedy was thinking that you was gonna
put on that black ski mask and get active.
1478
01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:37,458
Man...
1479
01:14:37,459 --> 01:14:39,916
- I didn't mean like that, I was...
- No, he did.
1480
01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:41,416
Y'all figure out that other 2,500.
1481
01:14:41,417 --> 01:14:42,750
How we supposed to do that?
1482
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:44,375
You could ask Mildred.
1483
01:14:45,042 --> 01:14:46,832
I can't. We on a break right now.
1484
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,457
Oh. That's good, nigga.
1485
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:50,332
She didn't really understand
my love language.
1486
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:51,250
Mmm.
1487
01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:54,374
She thought it was gift giving,
but I'm more about physical touch.
1488
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,792
Well, the greatest gift she could give you
is not touching you.
1489
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,332
You know what? I got you.
1490
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,207
Nurse! My man needs some help.
1491
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,416
He has an affinity for
fat-ass white women.
1492
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,082
What's up, all my beautiful people?
1493
01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:14,624
We live from
the historic Leimert Park Village
1494
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,624
for the three-on-three Village Classic.
1495
01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:19,999
Oh, and it's going down, where the top
players in the city get to square off
1496
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,624
for a grand prize of $500,000.
1497
01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:26,666
Ooh-wee, that's a lot of money
on the table today, baby.
1498
01:15:26,667 --> 01:15:29,541
We got the legendary DJ Battlecat
in the house tonight.
1499
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,166
I go by the name of QwessCoast.
1500
01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:34,207
I gotta give a special shout-out to
all the sponsors in the house.
1501
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,458
You're a big boy now.
1502
01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:38,999
- What you doing back there? All right?
- Yeah.
1503
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,541
- What's going on?
- Yeah, yeah.
1504
01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,666
Got the kid. Ooh!
1505
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,875
Whoop-de-whoo, whoop-de-whoo.
1506
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,707
You okay?
1507
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,916
Nah, I'm good.
1508
01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,874
Baby, relax.
1509
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:50,166
You're gonna do amazing.
1510
01:15:50,167 --> 01:15:51,250
Thanks, bub.
1511
01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:09,249
Who invited him?
1512
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,582
Just talk to him.
1513
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:11,666
For me?
1514
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,249
- Please?
- Talk to him for what?
1515
01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:14,833
Nigga, ain't he the opps?
1516
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,083
It's cool.
1517
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,083
Go with Mom, okay?
1518
01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:23,500
I'll be back.
1519
01:16:23,501 --> 01:16:25,832
- Don't let him rub nothin' on you.
- Don't drink one of them juices.
1520
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,666
Yeah, bro.
Can't have yo booty leaking on the court.
1521
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,583
- Mm-mmm.
- Don't do that.
1522
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:34,708
Yo.
1523
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:39,917
'Sup?
1524
01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,124
I came here to move past the bullshit
1525
01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:45,625
and see if
I can help you guys win this thing.
1526
01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:50,750
- Can you turn that shit down?
- Yeah, my bad.
1527
01:17:00,792 --> 01:17:01,792
You were right, man.
1528
01:17:01,793 --> 01:17:03,291
I was selfish.
1529
01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:05,166
I've never been able
to make a living off hoop.
1530
01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:06,541
My body's gone to shit.
1531
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:08,916
Who knows if I was even good enough
before I got hurt,
1532
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:12,041
but I have to grow up
or I'm gonna lose Tati for good.
1533
01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:14,374
She's the only thing in my life
that actually matters.
1534
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,457
I've been chasing basketball
instead of doing right by her.
1535
01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:18,792
Bro, what are you doing
here at a basketball tournament?
1536
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:21,583
I... I came here
to help you redeem yourself.
1537
01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:24,749
Get the fuck outta here.
1538
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,042
- You need money. That's it.
- Oh, no doubt.
1539
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:29,332
If I'm in the same spot I was in
1540
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,124
when she gets back from tour
with those big shots,
1541
01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,291
I'm finished.
1542
01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:34,457
But I wanna let you know
this is my last dance.
1543
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:36,749
I'm playing to win. That's all.
1544
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,292
Who you playing with?
1545
01:17:39,292 --> 01:17:41,499
Imani said
you guys might need an extra body.
1546
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,791
Each team gets an alternate or something.
1547
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,083
Right.
1548
01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:54,458
But your ass is coming off the bench.
1549
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,500
Who we playing with? Bron and AD?
1550
01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:02,291
Okay. It's your squad.
1551
01:18:02,292 --> 01:18:03,499
I'm just here to help.
1552
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,667
We cool?
1553
01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:12,625
Fuck yes.
1554
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,207
All right, Speedy, I need
you locked in on defense, all right?
1555
01:18:25,208 --> 01:18:27,208
Hitting open shots. Don't force shit.
1556
01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:30,124
You really gonna chastise me
in front of the white man?
1557
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:31,707
In this Black community?
1558
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:32,791
Speaking of.
1559
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,832
This area's kind of a untapped gem, huh?
1560
01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:37,791
Me and my buddies were thinking
we might find a couple spots over here.
1561
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:40,749
Stop... Why is this pilgrim here?
1562
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,624
He's an alternate,
but I can send his ass home.
1563
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:43,666
Please.
1564
01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:45,416
He's just here in case somebody gets hurt.
1565
01:18:45,417 --> 01:18:47,541
We don't need that.
I ain't never been hurt. Ever.
1566
01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:48,624
Well, good, bruh,
1567
01:18:48,625 --> 01:18:50,416
'cause I need your ass
to be down there in the paint,
1568
01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:51,499
boxing motherfuckers out.
1569
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,332
We win or lose by you gettin' big today.
1570
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:56,500
- I'm in there. It's nothing to me.
- And I'm here whenever you guys need me.
1571
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,749
For what, a mantra,
a deep tissue massage, the fuck?
1572
01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,374
Look, fuck all that. We lose, we go home.
1573
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:04,624
We win, we make more money today
than we've all ever seen in our lives.
1574
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:05,708
Let's do it.
1575
01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:08,291
Coz motivated today, I see.
1576
01:19:08,292 --> 01:19:09,624
That's what we doing now?
1577
01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,582
Yeah, that's how we gonna play.
1578
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:14,583
And this bro done stole on me
and ran like a little bitch.
1579
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,624
Cuh was on ESPN in high school.
1580
01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,500
Oh, shit.
1581
01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:22,416
That's right.
1582
01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,082
Daddy's boy.
1583
01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:26,167
I wish we could see y'all on the court.
1584
01:19:26,667 --> 01:19:28,541
I'll probably see you in the parking lot.
1585
01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:30,000
You thought I forgot?
1586
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,958
Pull up on your little tournament.
1587
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:40,083
Space Jam...
featuring Justin Bieber.
1588
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:45,333
Wait, you guys are all cousins?
1589
01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:47,542
See?
1590
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,791
Local high school legend,
Kamal Allen,
1591
01:19:54,792 --> 01:19:56,167
leading the blue team.
1592
01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:01,291
And it's good! Hello!
1593
01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:03,125
He still got it, ladies and gentlemen.
1594
01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:05,292
Hands up! Hands up!
1595
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:07,999
- Come on!
- Let's go!
1596
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,332
- Where's the foul?
- He ripped you!
1597
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:10,916
That's not on me. That's you.
1598
01:20:10,917 --> 01:20:12,708
Ball! I got him, I got him!
1599
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:21,166
Ooh!
1600
01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:23,207
I'm gettin' flashbacks, baby.
1601
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:26,208
Kamal Allen's bounce is still here!
1602
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,124
- Oh, my God! Take him home!
- Let's fucking go!
1603
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,045
- Take him home!
- Check up! Come on!
1604
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,916
Kamal Allen with the rock.
1605
01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:41,583
Oh, he got him on lock.
1606
01:20:42,292 --> 01:20:44,833
Danny Brown got the best defense in town!
1607
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,125
Switch, switch. Switch!
1608
01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:57,125
Oh, my God!
1609
01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:01,291
I know this nigga Haitian.
His ancestors made me trip.
1610
01:21:01,292 --> 01:21:02,833
Man... Man, check that shit up.
1611
01:21:05,542 --> 01:21:06,542
Swing it!
1612
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,374
Kamal Allen's been on lock, man.
1613
01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:12,999
It's like he on work release.
He can't never get out.
1614
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,333
Throw that shit, I got it!
1615
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,916
- Come on, man!
- That's what you came to do?
1616
01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:26,582
Time-out, man! Time-out!
1617
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:29,083
-
Time-out, blue squad!
- Man, watch out.
1618
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,999
Hey, man,
what you doing throwing up that bullshit?
1619
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,707
You can't be out here
playing so fucking soft.
1620
01:21:33,708 --> 01:21:35,457
- Soft? Man, you saw me slippin'.
- Shut up.
1621
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,332
The sun got in my eyes,
and all kinds of shit...
1622
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,499
No! No. The spacing is trash.
1623
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,291
Everyone's watching each other
play iso ball.
1624
01:21:41,292 --> 01:21:43,124
Have you ever heard of team basketball?
1625
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:47,625
'Mal. What's happening? Talk to me.
1626
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,916
- Are you good?
- Yeah. I'm good.
1627
01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:52,917
- Are you sure?
- Yes, bro. I'm good, I'm sure.
1628
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,000
You're in.
1629
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,000
For who?
1630
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,583
Renzo.
1631
01:21:57,584 --> 01:21:59,207
What the fuck?
1632
01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:01,166
What... Wait, wait, wait.
1633
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:03,917
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what do you mean, bruh?
1634
01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,042
It's for the best.
1635
01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:07,125
It's for the best?
1636
01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:10,082
That's how they got us on the boat.
1637
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,332
Hey. Look, your man's overplaying you
every time.
1638
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:14,208
Just cut backdoor, I'll find you.
1639
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,167
Bet.
1640
01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:19,000
You sure you're good?
1641
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:21,583
Yeah. I'm good.
1642
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:24,500
All right.
1643
01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:45,500
And breathe out, 'Mal. Just breathe.
1644
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,083
Yo. What the fuck are y'all doing?
1645
01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:56,291
All right, it looks like
1646
01:22:56,292 --> 01:22:59,374
Kamal Allen has subbed in
one of his partners for...
1647
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,042
a white boy?
1648
01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:10,542
Pass inside to Allen
with the spin!
1649
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:14,999
Let's go!
1650
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,500
Looks like the white boy's
working out!
1651
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,291
Off the step back!
1652
01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:38,500
-
He drains the three!
- Stay focused.
1653
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:15,708
What have I just witnessed, people?
1654
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,416
The blue team is headed to the chip!
1655
01:24:18,417 --> 01:24:20,500
Y'all act like white men can't dunk.
1656
01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:29,582
All right, now.
1657
01:24:29,583 --> 01:24:33,374
This is it, people.
A half a million dollars on the line.
1658
01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,875
The competition is fierce!
1659
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,374
But Sweeney and the red team
are answering every point
1660
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,458
with their own.
1661
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:51,708
This that tit for tat,
dog-eat-dog streetball.
1662
01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,833
We're at game point, people.
1663
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,916
The next team to sink a basket
1664
01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:14,292
wins the tournament and $500,000.
1665
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,124
Oh!
1666
01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:24,999
Aw, damn. That shit hurts.
1667
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,083
You okay?
1668
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:28,250
Talk to me.
1669
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:31,208
Come on, man. Come on. I got you. Come on.
1670
01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:34,958
Come on, y'all.
Clap it up! Clap it up!
1671
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:38,750
Oh, look,
they wanna clap and shit.
1672
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,666
Can't go out like this again, 'Mal.
Not again. I can't.
1673
01:25:42,667 --> 01:25:45,207
You're not going out like this, all right?
You got us here.
1674
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,500
We're gonna take it home for you.
I got you.
1675
01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:49,999
Take your weak ass home, white boy.
1676
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,332
Shut the fuck up.
1677
01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,582
The fuck you say to me?
1678
01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:55,457
I already owe your homeboy
a ass whooping, what's up?
1679
01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:57,207
- What'd you say?
- It's fine. Fuck this guy.
1680
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:59,707
Yeah, big time. Where yo daddy at?
I might fuck coz up too.
1681
01:25:59,708 --> 01:26:01,124
- Fuck did you say to me?
- Yeah, yeah.
1682
01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,249
Say that shit again, bitch. Say it again.
1683
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,541
Get off me, bro!
1684
01:26:10,083 --> 01:26:12,332
Hey. Hey.
1685
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,708
Hey!
1686
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,833
Breathe. I got this.
1687
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,542
I got this.
1688
01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:25,250
Look, coz...
1689
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:29,457
- Man, don't hobble your ass over here.
- No, we don't want any issues, okay?
1690
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:31,624
All we want is peace.
I'm sure we can solve this.
1691
01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:32,749
Man, what?
1692
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,666
You know, me and the guys were just...
1693
01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,207
Hey, he a nigga now, huh?
1694
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,457
Hey, get him, man!
1695
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,166
Fuck is wrong with you, man?
1696
01:26:50,167 --> 01:26:52,082
What happened to all that
"peace and positivity" shit?
1697
01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,291
- I don't know.
- Chill out, man.
1698
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,791
Hey, y'all know
we just fucked up the bag, right?
1699
01:26:56,792 --> 01:26:57,917
All right, all right!
1700
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:00,499
The white boy's got to go!
1701
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,792
Who?
1702
01:27:02,375 --> 01:27:04,166
And the fan he assaulted!
1703
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,541
But they stay, right?
1704
01:27:05,542 --> 01:27:07,124
We gonna finish the game without 'em.
1705
01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:08,916
Let's keep the peace, people!
1706
01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,291
'Mal, you got this.
1707
01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:11,916
I'll be here in spirit!
1708
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,332
And so will your pops!
1709
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:16,208
You don't need therapy!
Basketball is your therapy!
1710
01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:21,125
That was beautiful.
They gonna kill him in the parking lot.
1711
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,457
I ain't ever been to
a white man's funeral.
1712
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,124
- I was just gettin' to know him.
- Yeah. Good dude.
1713
01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:32,166
-
All right. We back, y'all.
- D up!
1714
01:27:32,167 --> 01:27:35,667
Ain't nobody
gonna stop this. Let's get to the bag!
1715
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,500
Sweeney's red team has possession.
1716
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:41,417
Hey, hey, watch him!
1717
01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:44,542
All they gotta do is
make this next bucket.
1718
01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:54,208
Red team pushes the D.
And Allen is back in the ball game.
1719
01:28:02,667 --> 01:28:05,332
Remember, your body's not tired,
it's your mind that's weak.
1720
01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:07,582
You got haters in your head
trying to stop you from being great.
1721
01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:08,903
You gotta keep 'em out your head.
1722
01:28:09,417 --> 01:28:12,657
-
Kamal, where's your dad?
- Just know I'll always be here.
1723
01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:16,167
Sixty-four. Last one.
1724
01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,375
All right, all right.
1725
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,542
Body's not tired, son.
1726
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,458
Your mind is weak.
1727
01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:30,542
Get ya mind right.
1728
01:28:57,792 --> 01:29:00,833
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1729
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,958
It's over, people! It's over!
1730
01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:09,458
Kamal Allen has led his blue team
to victory.
1731
01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:17,416
They're $500,000 richer!
I can't believe it!
1732
01:29:17,417 --> 01:29:21,083
I see you, Allen! This is crazy!
1733
01:29:22,167 --> 01:29:23,749
Hey. Hey.
1734
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,250
Here we go.
1735
01:29:26,542 --> 01:29:28,667
Babe. He's gone, isn't he?
1736
01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:30,458
Yes.
1737
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,624
Congratulations, Daddy!
1738
01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:44,666
- Thanks, buddy.
- Look at that. Hey, I'ma take that.
1739
01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,707
- Let me get a look. I'ma hold it.
- Hey, calm down.
1740
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:47,708
Tsk.
1741
01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:50,749
- Can I touch it? Just like...
- Not like that.
1742
01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:52,041
Yo. Congrats, guys.
1743
01:29:52,042 --> 01:29:54,542
Ooh.
1744
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:56,417
That was, uh, riveting.
1745
01:29:56,418 --> 01:29:57,957
- Congratulations again.
- Hey, yo.
1746
01:29:57,958 --> 01:29:59,541
Mmm.
1747
01:29:59,542 --> 01:30:00,916
Thank you, man. Thank you so much.
1748
01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:04,167
Yeah. No, this also counts as
community service, so let's get this pic.
1749
01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,958
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1750
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,167
- Hey.
- Hey.
1751
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:27,458
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1752
01:30:34,542 --> 01:30:35,667
Thank you for coming.
1753
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:38,958
It's nice to see you.
1754
01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:43,542
Uh, I just wanna say, you know...
1755
01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:45,500
That you're sorry?
1756
01:30:46,125 --> 01:30:47,500
I know. You told me.
1757
01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:54,582
All I wanted was for you to support me.
1758
01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,666
- I know. I...
- It really fucked me up
1759
01:30:56,667 --> 01:30:59,999
when you couldn't even be happy for me
for getting an opportunity.
1760
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,416
And I'll never forgive myself for that.
1761
01:31:02,417 --> 01:31:05,292
I was all about me, and I lied to you.
1762
01:31:06,542 --> 01:31:09,457
I was afraid that your dreams would
take you away from me,
1763
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:12,624
and I'm just some dumb loser.
1764
01:31:12,625 --> 01:31:14,249
You're not a dumb loser.
1765
01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,292
But that's what I became when you left.
1766
01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:24,707
Jeremy.
1767
01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:26,957
Oh, my knee.
1768
01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:28,457
Are you okay?
1769
01:31:28,458 --> 01:31:29,542
Are...
1770
01:31:32,958 --> 01:31:35,666
I can train players
wherever your career takes us.
1771
01:31:35,667 --> 01:31:37,500
I just wanna be with you, Tati.
1772
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:39,083
Will you marry me?
1773
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,041
Under the condition that I promise
1774
01:31:43,042 --> 01:31:46,207
to never lie to you, neglect you,
1775
01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:49,333
or be that asshole
who didn't appreciate you ever again.
1776
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,417
If you can get up without help,
I'll sleep on it.
1777
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,582
- I need your help.
- Do you really need help?
1778
01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:00,374
Pick me up, woman.
1779
01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:01,999
- Hey!
- Congratulations.
1780
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,500
Hey, little boy.
Slow down, and say "excuse me."
1781
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:19,541
I'll check on you in a few.
1782
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,207
- What's happening, girl?
- Help me figure this out.
1783
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:22,625
Yeah. Please sit down.
1784
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,000
All right.
1785
01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,249
All right, y'all, it's on. Here it is.
1786
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,416
There's nothing
America loves more than a comeback story.
1787
01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:31,666
Meet Kamal Allen.
1788
01:32:31,667 --> 01:32:36,457
A former high school sensation
with a bit of a shaky past,
1789
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,666
but after absolutely dominating
in a local LA basketball tournament,
1790
01:32:39,667 --> 01:32:42,957
he actually found himself
with a minimum contract overseas.
1791
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:45,624
- MVP! MVP!
- Let's go!
1792
01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,082
Oh, my God.
1793
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,374
Finally doing somethin' right.
1794
01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:50,082
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1795
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:51,791
You're playing really well in China,
1796
01:32:51,792 --> 01:32:53,666
then you get a call from
the South Bay Lakers,
1797
01:32:53,667 --> 01:32:55,166
the Lakers' G League affiliate,
1798
01:32:55,167 --> 01:32:56,749
and then what happens next?
1799
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,832
Um. Yeah, no, so I, uh...
1800
01:32:58,833 --> 01:33:00,499
I come back home to play for South Bay.
1801
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,457
Um, play in a couple games
in the G League,
1802
01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:03,707
and then, you know, all of a sudden
1803
01:33:03,708 --> 01:33:05,541
I get the call to come up
and play with the big dogs.
1804
01:33:05,542 --> 01:33:07,375
- On a 10-day contract?
- Mm-hmm.
1805
01:33:07,917 --> 01:33:10,957
- In your hometown.
- That's crazy, right?
1806
01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:13,916
I mean, a big moment like this,
you can't do it alone.
1807
01:33:13,917 --> 01:33:16,207
- Right.
- What has helped you along the way?
1808
01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:17,125
Family.
1809
01:33:17,126 --> 01:33:19,041
Shout-out to my wife, uh,
1810
01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,541
you know, my son, and my pops.
1811
01:33:21,542 --> 01:33:22,999
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh...
1812
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,249
You know, a little while back,
I met this guy
1813
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:31,375
who introduced me to, you know, ginger
shots and turmeric and, uh, meditation.
1814
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:34,582
And, uh, you know,
that meditation really helped.
1815
01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:35,666
Crazy dude, though.
1816
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:38,582
Could've at least said my name.
1817
01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:40,623
It's bad enough that
they cut me out of the segment.
1818
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:44,707
I spent two days playing pickleball
with that weirdo producer.
1819
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,250
He called me
the "Red Flag Player Whisperer."
1820
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:50,082
Yo, Kamal!
1821
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:51,749
We did it, baby!
1822
01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:54,583
Hey, we made it, man! Sizzler on me, man.
1823
01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:59,916
What in the Dr. Miami? Oh. Mildred?
1824
01:33:59,917 --> 01:34:01,082
Is that M...
1825
01:34:01,083 --> 01:34:03,083
Keep that same energy, bro. Excuse me.
1826
01:34:04,875 --> 01:34:06,332
Can I have one? No.
1827
01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:07,750
No, we don't play in snow.
1828
01:34:09,083 --> 01:34:10,458
Yeah, but for real, though.
1829
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,000
I appreciate you, man.
1830
01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,683
You know I wouldn't be here without you.
1831
01:34:17,167 --> 01:34:18,417
You earned all of this.
1832
01:34:19,542 --> 01:34:21,791
Hey, I'm legitimately happy for you.
1833
01:34:21,792 --> 01:34:23,083
I'm happy for you.
1834
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:25,541
Bro, get the fuck outta my face.
1835
01:34:25,542 --> 01:34:28,458
I told you I'm not stretching shit! Go.
1836
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,167
Man, you need to go talk to your client?
1837
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,125
It's pregame. He's good.
1838
01:34:33,750 --> 01:34:35,249
Damn, I never met Tyler Herro.
1839
01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:36,416
Fuck!
1840
01:34:36,417 --> 01:34:39,332
Isn't he supposed to be, like,
a real chill dude?
1841
01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:41,292
No, they're trying to protect his image.
1842
01:34:41,792 --> 01:34:43,417
He's got anger issues, for real.
1843
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,292
Fuck that shit, man.
1844
01:34:47,708 --> 01:34:49,625
I should tap in, man. I'ma head out.
1845
01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,042
Hey.
1846
01:35:03,043 --> 01:35:05,541
What do you want?
What could you possibly want?
1847
01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:08,666
Relax, brother. Remember, you hired me.
I'm on your side.
1848
01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:10,082
I get that, bro...
1849
01:35:10,083 --> 01:35:11,667
Bro, look where you're at.
1850
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:13,666
Look who you are.
1851
01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:16,124
Now let's do our exercises.
You know what we do.
1852
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,500
Hands here. Put 'em here.
1853
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,708
Inhale.
1854
01:35:20,375 --> 01:35:22,249
Fill this balloon up for me.
1855
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,500
And release. Release for me.
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