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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,953 --> 00:00:03,289 [CREW MEMBER 1] Jeff, we just got this in. Do we have time to run this? 2 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:05,333 - [CREW MEMBER 2] Stand by, camera one. - [CREW MEMBER 3] In four, three, two... 3 00:00:05,333 --> 00:00:07,251 - [STELLING] Yeah, got it. - [MORRISON] All right, let's go then. 4 00:00:09,673 --> 00:00:11,380 Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday. 5 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,848 I'm Jeff Stelling, here with George Cartrick 6 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:15,288 and Clinton Morrison. 7 00:00:15,789 --> 00:00:18,625 Now, the hottest team in the country is clearly Richmond 8 00:00:18,636 --> 00:00:21,131 on a ten-game winning streak on the back 9 00:00:21,141 --> 00:00:25,142 of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya. 10 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:29,355 Jeff, you have to think Sam Obisanya will make his Nigeria debut, 11 00:00:29,355 --> 00:00:31,898 - or the world's gone truly mad. - Mm-hmm. Mmm. 12 00:00:32,201 --> 00:00:33,484 But our top story: 13 00:00:33,484 --> 00:00:36,821 the mysterious managerial vacancy at West Ham United. 14 00:00:36,821 --> 00:00:41,043 The club has suddenly parted ways with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley. 15 00:00:41,054 --> 00:00:43,316 It's a shocker, Jeff. They were having a great season. 16 00:00:43,327 --> 00:00:45,249 Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley 17 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,777 isn't the reason West Ham are in second place. 18 00:00:47,788 --> 00:00:50,601 I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on. 19 00:00:50,612 --> 00:00:53,170 - He was my kit man, for God's sake. - [CHUCKLES] 20 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:56,507 No, Rupert Mannion is the brains behind this whole operation. 21 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:00,678 Okay. Uh, let's turn our attention to the international break. 22 00:01:00,678 --> 00:01:03,013 National squad announcements are trickling in. 23 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:06,392 Which players will get the honor of representing their country? 24 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:07,852 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 25 00:01:10,187 --> 00:01:11,814 All right, fellas, way to play out there today. 26 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:14,650 Congratulations on yet another victorious outcome! 27 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:17,903 - [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - That's right. 28 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,906 Oh, ooh! Hey, quick reminder. 29 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:23,534 Because of the break in our schedule due to international play, 30 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:25,870 there is no game next week, all right? 31 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,955 [CHEERING] 32 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,166 All right. Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings 33 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,918 y'all don't want to spend next weekend with me, if I'm being honest. 34 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,713 But I am the strong silent type, so I ain't gonna let you know. 35 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:38,602 But I'm also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, 36 00:01:38,613 --> 00:01:40,176 contain multitudes. Am I right? 37 00:01:40,176 --> 00:01:42,375 - [PLAYERS MURMURING] - [JAMIE] Great speech. 38 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:43,715 Anyhoo, we want to say good night and 39 00:01:43,725 --> 00:01:45,473 good luck to the fellas on our squad 40 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,225 that have been chosen to represent their home country next week. 41 00:01:48,225 --> 00:01:49,810 Coach, who we talking about? 42 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,231 Just up the way at Wembley, making his debut for England, Jamie Tartt! 43 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:55,983 [ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 44 00:01:56,143 --> 00:01:57,203 [TED WHOOPS] 45 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:04,565 Taking the plane to Toronto to play goal for Canada, Van Damme! 46 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:06,066 - [JAMIE] He's got a plane ticket. - [CHEERING] 47 00:02:06,077 --> 00:02:09,872 Who will be going up against Mexico and Dani Rojas! 48 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:12,249 - [JEERING, CHEERING] - Whoo-hoo! 49 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,378 - [CHUCKLES] - Oh, boy. 50 00:02:15,798 --> 00:02:18,175 Bumbercatch holding it down for Switzerland. 51 00:02:18,186 --> 00:02:20,188 - [PLAYERS CHEERING] - Whoo! My guy! 52 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:22,454 Whoo! Wait, hold on. Bumbercatch, you're Swiss? 53 00:02:22,465 --> 00:02:23,774 Yeah. Look at me. 54 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:26,180 - No, you... No, you're right. Yeah. All right. - [PLAYERS CHUCKLING] 55 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,016 - And repping Wales, Colin Hughes! - Hey, there he is. 56 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,060 - [PLAYERS CHEERING] - [JAMIE] Let's go, boyo. 57 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:35,699 Is that it? 58 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,525 And that's it. 59 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:46,367 Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead and wish our friends safe travels 60 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,702 and Godspeed, 61 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:51,122 or whatever narcotic your deity chooses to self-medicate with. 62 00:02:51,122 --> 00:02:52,998 Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday. 63 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,917 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 64 00:03:04,802 --> 00:03:06,137 Oi, 24. 65 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,895 They fucked you, man. I'm sorry. 66 00:03:07,906 --> 00:03:09,542 [CLICKS TONGUE] Ah. It's okay. 67 00:03:09,553 --> 00:03:12,306 Hey, congrats to you though. [CHUCKLES] 68 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:15,538 Listen. You good, yeah? 69 00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:17,009 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 70 00:03:22,987 --> 00:03:23,988 [SIGHS] 71 00:03:24,742 --> 00:03:27,056 Hey, yo. Congrats, bro. 72 00:03:29,922 --> 00:03:31,634 I am not your bro. 73 00:03:32,214 --> 00:03:35,891 We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch. 74 00:03:36,938 --> 00:03:39,149 - [GASPS] - [MUTTERING IN SPANISH] 75 00:03:43,853 --> 00:03:45,063 What the f... 76 00:03:45,074 --> 00:03:47,409 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 77 00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:07,418 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 78 00:04:07,429 --> 00:04:09,928 So you're telling me it only shows up once a month? 79 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:13,037 - And it never skips a month? - Only if you're pregnant. 80 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:16,374 Mmm. Well, shoot. I got to check out this wine delivery service. 81 00:04:16,374 --> 00:04:17,999 Sounds like a real corker. Yes. 82 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:20,075 Hmm. Did you hear about Nathan? 83 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:22,213 - I did. - What do we think happened there? 84 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:26,018 Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn's best films: 85 00:04:26,092 --> 00:04:28,052 - I ain't got no clue. - [SIGHS] 86 00:04:28,052 --> 00:04:29,845 And it ain't really none of my business anyhow. 87 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,982 Ted, look, I mean this in the nicest way possible, 88 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,101 but you suck at girl talk. 89 00:04:35,101 --> 00:04:37,081 I know. I just don't like gossip. 90 00:04:37,092 --> 00:04:38,646 [STAMMERS] It's not gossip, Ted. 91 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,418 - It's speculation. - [TED] Mmm. 92 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:42,802 I've actually been hearing rumblings 93 00:04:42,812 --> 00:04:44,360 of inappropriate workplace behavior 94 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,618 - over at West Ham. - See? Excellent girl talk. 95 00:04:47,629 --> 00:04:48,672 Hmm. 96 00:04:48,893 --> 00:04:51,812 So, chaps, what do we think? 97 00:04:52,243 --> 00:04:55,121 Is Nathan capable of being involved in something like that? 98 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,957 - No. - Nah. 99 00:04:57,957 --> 00:04:59,625 - Good morning. - [REBECCA] Hello, Leslie. 100 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:02,670 So, I heard some interesting scuttlebutt last night. 101 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,881 Ooh. I don't like gossip, but my butt don't mind a little scuttle. 102 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:07,341 Go on, Leslie. 103 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,588 Edwin Akufo's back in town. 104 00:05:09,599 --> 00:05:11,100 Oh, what now? 105 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,502 Apparently, he's sniffing around 106 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:15,599 about trying to create a Super League of some sort. 107 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:16,809 Where did you hear this? 108 00:05:16,809 --> 00:05:20,165 Well, Rebecca, I am the director of Football Operations. 109 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:23,388 And a bunch of us DFOs have a little jazz jam band 110 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:26,610 - we call "The Directors of Beboperations." - Mmm. 111 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:28,946 Akufo came up at rehearsal. 112 00:05:29,045 --> 00:05:31,422 Ooh. This is not good. 113 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:32,939 [ALL MURMURING] 114 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:35,828 I'm sorry. Why is it so bad that a billionaire wants to put together 115 00:05:35,828 --> 00:05:37,413 a bunch of superheroes to fight crime? 116 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:39,832 Ooh, Ted, you're thinking of the Justice League. 117 00:05:39,832 --> 00:05:41,865 - God, dang it. Yeah, I am. - Hmm. 118 00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:44,628 Super League is when the world's biggest and wealthiest teams 119 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,385 decide to compete against each other. 120 00:05:46,396 --> 00:05:49,633 So, not only would David never get to face Goliath, 121 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:52,840 the Davids could cease to exist altogether. 122 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,036 [WHISTLES] Wow. 123 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:56,989 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Rupert was involved in this. 124 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,593 - [TRENT, HIGGINS] Hmm. - [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 125 00:05:58,604 --> 00:06:01,399 Ah. Speak of the devil. 126 00:06:03,314 --> 00:06:04,607 Ooh. 127 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:07,519 - [CELL PHONE CLATTERS] - [BUZZING STOPS] 128 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,654 [SIGHS] 129 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:13,365 - [CLICKS TONGUE] It was Rupert. - Yes. 130 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:15,439 Sorry. Okay. I thought it was the actual devil for a second. 131 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,839 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 132 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,654 - [NATHAN GRUNTS] - Are you alive? 133 00:06:29,901 --> 00:06:32,487 [NATHAN SIGHS] Unfortunately, yeah. [SIGHS] 134 00:06:34,211 --> 00:06:35,212 You're okay. 135 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,889 [SIGHS] 136 00:06:38,584 --> 00:06:39,758 Am I an idiot? 137 00:06:39,769 --> 00:06:41,193 Sometimes, yes. 138 00:06:41,204 --> 00:06:44,958 No, I meant for quitting my job. 139 00:06:46,894 --> 00:06:48,645 Do you wish you hadn't? 140 00:06:51,362 --> 00:06:52,530 Then there's your answer. 141 00:06:57,771 --> 00:06:59,147 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 142 00:06:59,823 --> 00:07:01,075 Do you need me to stay? 143 00:07:02,587 --> 00:07:06,113 No. No, that's... No, I'm okay. 144 00:07:07,778 --> 00:07:09,996 Do you want to come to Poland with me? 145 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:12,975 You can help me and my family screw in light bulbs. 146 00:07:12,986 --> 00:07:16,031 - [CHUCKLES] That's very funny. - Why is it funny? 147 00:07:18,311 --> 00:07:20,869 [STAMMERS] I don't know. Sorry. I... No. 148 00:07:25,295 --> 00:07:28,506 - I'll see you in a few days. - Mm-hmm. Thank you. 149 00:07:35,604 --> 00:07:36,605 [SOFTLY] Goodbye. 150 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,660 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [SIGHS, GRUNTS] 151 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:42,376 [SIGHING] 152 00:07:44,915 --> 00:07:46,959 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 153 00:07:55,673 --> 00:07:57,487 [PAPARAZZO] Can you tell us about Coach Shelley? 154 00:08:00,454 --> 00:08:01,956 Hey, Nate! Nate! 155 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:05,227 [SIGHS] 156 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,370 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 157 00:08:16,915 --> 00:08:17,979 - Hi. - Sorry. 158 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,200 - It's all right. - Thanks. 159 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:22,204 [GASPS] Ooh! Shit. 160 00:08:24,054 --> 00:08:25,055 Uh... 161 00:08:32,421 --> 00:08:35,507 Keeley, you are the nicest boss I've ever had. 162 00:08:36,238 --> 00:08:37,423 Thank you, Dan. 163 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,269 And definitely the hottest. 164 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:42,407 That's a complicated compliment. 165 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:44,338 [CHUCKLING] Thank you. 166 00:08:44,878 --> 00:08:45,879 Yeah. 167 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,075 Barbara, what's going on? Are we being slowly robbed? 168 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:54,485 Oh. Wait. [STAMMERS] I'm sorry. 169 00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:56,303 You haven't spoken with Jack? 170 00:08:56,314 --> 00:08:58,146 I haven't heard from Jack in weeks. 171 00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:01,452 But she emailed me last night to say that 172 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:03,440 she was gonna reach out and tell you. 173 00:09:03,451 --> 00:09:05,119 Tell me what, Barbara? 174 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:14,800 [CLICKS TONGUE] The board of the VC have decided to pull funding. 175 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:18,996 They're shutting down KJPR. 176 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:21,919 What? 177 00:09:23,952 --> 00:09:25,341 - When? - Oh, well, 178 00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:27,239 don't worry, we've got plenty of time. 179 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,294 - We don't have to be out till Friday. - It's Wednesday. 180 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:34,527 Yeah. I suppose that is, uh, quite soon, isn't it? 181 00:09:35,055 --> 00:09:37,531 Especially if you didn't get the email last night. 182 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:07,683 - [MOVER 1 LAUGHS] - [MOVER 2] I mean, if he doesn't 183 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,780 want to coach West Ham for millions, I'll bloody do it. 184 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:11,877 - [LAUGHING] - [MUTTERING] 185 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:14,173 [MOVER 2] What a wanker. 186 00:10:25,284 --> 00:10:27,495 [CRIES] 187 00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:32,685 Pineapple juice or apple juice? 188 00:10:37,999 --> 00:10:39,250 Hi. 189 00:10:41,255 --> 00:10:42,671 Hey, Dani! 190 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:46,275 [CHUCKLES] Dani, what's up, man? [CHUCKLES] 191 00:10:47,826 --> 00:10:48,994 He's my teammate. 192 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,941 Dani. Dani, you want some chips? 193 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,763 [TED] Oof. Boy, oh, boy. 194 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,378 Tell you what, Sam had himself a case 195 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,058 of the mean reds out there today, yeah? 196 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,601 I don't fucking blame him. 197 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:35,320 It's hard to see the ball when your eyes are full of tears. 198 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:36,499 [GROANS] 199 00:11:36,756 --> 00:11:37,798 Hey, Sam! 200 00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:41,119 Hey, look, I know this week ain't been easy on ya. 201 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:44,029 [STAMMERS] But don't forget, even the great Michael Jordan himself 202 00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:46,031 didn't make his high school varsity basketball team. 203 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,199 - Yeah? - Yes, Coach. 204 00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:50,734 But wasn't that because he was only a 5'10" sophomore 205 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:52,087 and the team was in need of height, 206 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:53,622 so they sent him to the junior varsity 207 00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:55,291 with the hope that he would develop physically? 208 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,107 Which he did, growing 5 inches the very next summer. 209 00:11:58,352 --> 00:11:59,784 I mean, if you know all the details, 210 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:01,714 it does render the story a little less motivational, 211 00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:03,299 but my point still stands. 212 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:04,884 Keep your head up. Be a goldfish. 213 00:12:04,884 --> 00:12:06,552 - All right? - Okay. 214 00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:10,556 [PHONE CHIMES] 215 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:12,782 Boom! 216 00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,557 Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an 217 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,228 axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye. 218 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:18,564 You fellas care to join the festivities? 219 00:12:18,564 --> 00:12:20,373 Hmm. That sounds equal parts fun and 220 00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,280 dangerous. What are y'all celebrating? 221 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,252 Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich to the Wonder Turd. 222 00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:27,307 Here, Jane made targets. 223 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:30,508 Hmm. 224 00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:34,909 Don't you feel it's bad karma to celebrate someone else's bad karma? 225 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,998 No. You in? 226 00:12:37,009 --> 00:12:40,304 I'd love to, but I've got a, uh, thing. 227 00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:42,213 - [GRUNTS] - [SCOFFS] 228 00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:43,964 - [CELL PHONE RINGS] - Oh, here we go. 229 00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:45,768 Hey, Janey baby! 230 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:47,391 Yeah, we're all set. 231 00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:50,388 Could you remember to bring my throwing axe, please? 232 00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:53,474 No, not that one. The one with the leather sleeve. 233 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,394 You know what? Just bring 'em all. 234 00:12:56,286 --> 00:12:58,215 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, we are. 235 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,747 Okay. Love you too. [KISSING] 236 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,524 - [SIGHS] - How many axes you got now? 237 00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:05,904 Seventeen. But they're not all for throwing. 238 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,447 Right. But they're all here in the UK? 239 00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:11,325 Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being in a different country than my axes. 240 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,676 Hmm. 241 00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,980 Oh, she's gonna have trouble carrying that. 242 00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,626 - [CHUCKLES] Hey, Sam. - Hey. 243 00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:28,790 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry about the national team. 244 00:13:28,994 --> 00:13:33,206 Oh. Uh, well, you know. I guess I could have worked harder. 245 00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:36,575 Well, I think you're wonderful. 246 00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:38,477 [CHUCKLES, INHALES DEEPLY] 247 00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:40,855 - Thank you, Rebecca. Oh. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLING] 248 00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,616 - See you. - [REBECCA] Yeah. 249 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:52,158 [CHUCKLES] 250 00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:57,442 Hello, Rebecca. 251 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,205 Where's the Hockney I gave you? 252 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:04,100 Got rid of it. Sorry. W... How did you get past security? 253 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,030 Oh. My old mate, Renee. 254 00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,132 The creepy old man that lives in the sewers? 255 00:14:08,132 --> 00:14:09,675 Oh, Rebecca, that's rude. 256 00:14:10,242 --> 00:14:11,952 He only works in the sewer. [CHUCKLES] 257 00:14:11,963 --> 00:14:14,966 Right. Well, maybe next time you could make an appointment. 258 00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:18,033 Of course. 259 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,611 So... [SIGHS] ... what do you want? 260 00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:25,209 To invite you to this meeting for the Akufo League. 261 00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:27,723 Why? 262 00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:31,030 I wanted to extend an olive branch. 263 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,776 And I think it's important that you're part of this. 264 00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,700 Could be great for the game. 265 00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:39,955 Well, I will give it some thought. 266 00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:41,749 Good. 267 00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:45,121 Sneaking in here today reminded me of, uh, 268 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,755 the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road. 269 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:49,925 Ah, when they used to play by candlelight. 270 00:14:49,936 --> 00:14:51,187 [CHUCKLES] 271 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,389 I look forward to hearing from you. 272 00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,799 What happened with Nathan Shelley? 273 00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,871 Some people just aren't ready when they get their shot. 274 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,690 [PARTY HORNS SOUNDING] 275 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,412 [BOTH] Happy Uncle Day! [GIGGLING] 276 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:24,153 - You know it's not a real holiday, right? - Yes, it is. 277 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,167 Right, Mummy? 278 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:28,240 Any day that annoys Roy... [CLICKS TONGUE] ... holiday for me. 279 00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:29,755 [DOORBELL RINGS] 280 00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,593 I'll get it. 281 00:15:33,479 --> 00:15:36,356 Phoe told me that Uncle's Day is her favorite holiday of the year. 282 00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:37,981 - Fuck off. - Yeah, seriously. 283 00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:40,834 It was, uh, Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday, 284 00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:42,114 and then Perchtenlaufen, 285 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,645 the German holiday where people dress up as evil spirits 286 00:15:44,645 --> 00:15:48,524 and roam the streets in order to scare winter away. 287 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:51,986 She might be an old soul, but she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she? 288 00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:53,866 [JAMIE] Is that your Range Rover outside? 289 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,948 - No, it's my mum's. - Oh, right, all right. 290 00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,856 Hey, how you doing? You all right? 291 00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,744 - Sorry I'm late. [CHUCKLES] - Oh, it's okay. 292 00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,246 You can just s-sit down next to Uncle Roy. 293 00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:03,445 Hello, Uncle Roy. 294 00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,166 What the fuck is he doing here? 295 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,929 I had to invite your best friend. 296 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,171 - He's not my best friend. [SCOFFS] - He isn't my best friend. 297 00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:15,426 Well, you talk about him a lot, and you spend every day together. 298 00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:16,846 Well, he's not. 299 00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:19,388 So, who's your best friend, Jamie? 300 00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:20,946 Uh, probably Isaac. 301 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,975 - Fuck off. - He is. 302 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:25,978 - That's a pound, Uncle Roy. - Bill me. 303 00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:29,264 Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift. 304 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:32,943 Ah, it's... it's... [STAMMERS]... stupid. It's dumb. I don't know. 305 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,476 Here. [STAMMERS, CHUCKLES] 306 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:40,314 It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup. 307 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,779 Your name's on the back there. [MUMBLES] 308 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,712 Uh, I got 'em to change the E to a U. 309 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,566 I love it. 310 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,441 Oh. 311 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,507 Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie. 312 00:17:11,053 --> 00:17:12,399 But I didn't say nothing. 313 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:17,061 N-No, but you made me think it, and that's basically the same thing. 314 00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:20,930 Yeah, fair play. 315 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:23,365 - Okay, my turn. - [CHUCKLES] 316 00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:24,999 All right. 317 00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,133 - Who's that? - [PHOEBE'S MOM, PHOEBE CHUCKLE] 318 00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:28,965 Good wrapping, that. 319 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,115 I made it at school. 320 00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:39,955 The colors spell your name. Red, orange, yellow. Roy. 321 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,099 - Oh. - She's been very excited to give it to you. 322 00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,225 What do you think? 323 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,330 - Well, I mean, I fucking love it. - [PHOEBE'S MOM CHUCKLES] 324 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,434 It was worth it. 325 00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,307 [CLEARS THROAT, SMACKS LIPS] 326 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,988 Thank you. 327 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:06,884 Okay. Mum and I are going to put our costumes on for the performance. 328 00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,444 Heads-up, team. There is an intermission. 329 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:18,257 [BREATHES DEEPLY] Your sister is fit. 330 00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:20,613 - I will cut your eyes out. - [CHUCKLES] 331 00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:35,592 Simi, w-what's going on? I... I thought we were fully booked. 332 00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,188 All the reservations bailed. 333 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,268 Well, except one. 334 00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:43,210 - Hey, you. Look who it is. - [SIGHS] 335 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,635 It is Pinky Dick. 336 00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:48,522 Oh, sorry. I mean Sam. 337 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,573 Of course you remember Francis. 338 00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:53,823 Charles, this is Pinky Dick. 339 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,461 Oh, I mean Sam. 340 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:58,339 Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam, this is Charles Siziba, 341 00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:01,258 - food blogger for The Times. - It is nice to meet you. 342 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,327 Edwin has told me awful things about you. 343 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:08,808 Charles is helping me find the best West African chef in London 344 00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:12,568 because I'm starting my own Nigerian restaurant 345 00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,260 but 20 meters from here. 346 00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:16,065 - You... You're doing what? - [STAMMERS] 347 00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:19,326 We are going to serve the finest Nigerian cuisine, 348 00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:23,467 along with Chicago-style hot dogs, because it's my favorite food. 349 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,032 - Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick. - Mmm. 350 00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:30,496 Mr. Akufo found a tiny piece of glass in his food. 351 00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:32,665 I assume our meal will be complimentary? 352 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,251 Um, yeah, sure. Whatever. 353 00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:36,462 [CHARLES] Good man. 354 00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:42,906 It is nice to put a name to such an ugly, horrible face. 355 00:19:47,451 --> 00:19:50,618 I'm so sorry to see that business is not going well. 356 00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:52,309 No, no, no. Actually, we were fully booked. 357 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,141 We just had a few last-second cancellations. 358 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,940 That's because all the reservations were me. [CHUCKLES] 359 00:19:58,356 --> 00:20:00,651 [IMITATES WOMAN'S VOICE] Hello. Ola's Chop Life? 360 00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:03,821 Can I make a reservation for eight for Wiafe. 361 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,707 [IN AMERICAN ACCENT] David Ettlemen, party of six. 362 00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:09,504 [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Starkey, party of four. Fab four. 363 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:12,942 [IN FRENCH ACCENT] Table for 12, please. Last name Picard. 364 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:17,485 And please, bring out all of your finest African cheeses. 365 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,633 - Good to see you, Edwin. - Isn't it? 366 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,941 Ah! [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 367 00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,473 Hmm! 368 00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,942 Yes, I was so sad to hear 369 00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:35,561 that you were not selected for Nigeria's national team. 370 00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:39,971 But I was happy to hear that the Nigerian government was pleased 371 00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:45,654 to accept a free $20 million check from me to keep you off the team. 372 00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:51,560 I will never stop, you Nigerian turd. 373 00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:55,727 Never ever. 374 00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,546 [SINGSONGY] No, never. 375 00:21:00,157 --> 00:21:01,408 [CLICKS TONGUE, SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 376 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,163 [SIGHS] Please don't do this, Francis. 377 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,625 [SIGHS] 378 00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,493 [SIGHS] 379 00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:51,377 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 380 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,311 - [LLOYD] Stop right there. - [NATHAN] Sorry. 381 00:21:59,311 --> 00:22:00,714 [POLICE OFFICER] What's the emergency? 382 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,145 - Nathan? - [NATHAN] Yeah. 383 00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:04,973 Never mind, Officer. My son is home. 384 00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:06,319 - [BREATHING DEEPLY] - [PHONE CLICKS] 385 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,153 - You moved the key. - Jesus Christ. 386 00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:12,788 Hey, Mum. 387 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,620 Do you want anything to eat, dear? 388 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,540 No, thank you. Um, I just wanna sleep actually. 389 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:26,493 Well, if you're cooking, I could eat something. 390 00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:27,881 Lloyd, stop. 391 00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:29,159 What? 392 00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:41,519 [BEEPS] 393 00:22:47,938 --> 00:22:48,939 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGING] 394 00:22:59,717 --> 00:23:00,718 [SIGHS] 395 00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:04,372 - [LESLIE] Oh! - [REBECCA] Leslie? 396 00:23:04,846 --> 00:23:06,988 - [GRUNTS, PANTS] - Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. 397 00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:09,048 Ah, it's okay. It's not too bad. 398 00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:13,065 Oh! Ah... Oh! Damn. [SIGHS] 399 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:16,690 [SIGHS, BREATHES DEEPLY] How can I help, Rebecca? 400 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,734 I just need some advice. 401 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:19,809 Oh. [STAMMERS] 402 00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:21,977 - Keeley didn't text you back? - She did not. 403 00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:23,290 - Ted? - Can't find him. 404 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,272 - Sassy? - On a plane with no Wi-Fi. 405 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,316 - Can you imagine that? - Disgusting. 406 00:23:27,316 --> 00:23:29,809 - How about your mother? - Are you fucking with me? 407 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,643 I am flattered. Okay, let's do this shit. 408 00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:36,481 Um... [INHALES SHARPLY] 409 00:23:36,492 --> 00:23:38,767 I don't want to be part of the Akufo League. 410 00:23:38,778 --> 00:23:41,455 Oh, why? Because he's an emotionally erratic billionaire 411 00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:43,624 with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka 412 00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:45,960 that gets murdered at the chocolate factory? [CHUCKLES] 413 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,717 I don't think that's what happens, Leslie. 414 00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:52,457 I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead. 415 00:23:53,342 --> 00:23:57,096 [INHALES SHARPLY] I think the only reason Rupert has invited me in 416 00:23:57,096 --> 00:24:00,099 is because I'm a woman and it'll make them look good. 417 00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:03,671 Who cares why Rupert invited you? 418 00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:05,351 You've got a seat at the table. 419 00:24:06,105 --> 00:24:07,606 So go and see what's what. 420 00:24:10,568 --> 00:24:11,694 Hmm? 421 00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:16,290 Thank you, Leslie. [SIGHS] 422 00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:21,120 Oh, and if any of the other people start disappearing one by one 423 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,309 due to a series of unfortunate accidents 424 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,416 seemingly caused by their own hubris, 425 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:27,376 you get the hell out of there. Do you hear me? 426 00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:35,269 [SIGHS] 427 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,140 [SUCKS] 428 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:49,381 [PHONE CHIMES] 429 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:55,517 _ 430 00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:08,908 Everything all right, dear? 431 00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:10,711 Everything? Fuck no. 432 00:25:12,107 --> 00:25:14,984 What is it called when you have the opposite of the Midas touch? 433 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,421 - The Midas shits. - That's it. That's what I have. 434 00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,645 Everything I touch turns to shit. 435 00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,641 Shit helps things grow, love. 436 00:25:25,018 --> 00:25:26,831 Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name? 437 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,298 - Mae. - Mae? I wasn't expecting that. 438 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,902 - That's a really nice name. - [CHUCKLES] 439 00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:36,821 - Short for anything? - Maybe. 440 00:25:37,228 --> 00:25:38,979 And is this your place, Maybe? 441 00:25:39,156 --> 00:25:41,701 [INHALES DEEPLY] Little over 40 years. 442 00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:44,745 Wow, that's impressive. 443 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,374 It's hard though, right? Being a boss? 444 00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,501 [SCOFFS] It has its moments. 445 00:25:51,414 --> 00:25:52,415 Hmm. 446 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:55,058 But for some, it's better to follow your gut 447 00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:58,275 than pretend to be excited by following someone else's. 448 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,357 What would you do if someone took it all away from you? 449 00:26:06,517 --> 00:26:07,822 Like the man once said, 450 00:26:08,561 --> 00:26:10,479 "Once you make it to the top of the mountain, 451 00:26:10,479 --> 00:26:13,232 what's left for you but lightning?" 452 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:23,088 Wait, is the lightning a good thing or a bad thing? 453 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:28,209 Depends whether you're ready for it or not. 454 00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:33,195 Now, I'm gonna get you some food. 455 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,152 'Cause I can't have another sad, skinny girl pass out in my pub. 456 00:26:38,591 --> 00:26:40,051 Fucks me Yelp rating. 457 00:26:40,051 --> 00:26:41,135 [SCOFFS] 458 00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:44,847 [SIGHS] 459 00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:00,321 ["RED RIGHT HAND" PLAYING] 460 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,679 [GUFFAWING] 461 00:27:35,476 --> 00:27:37,025 [WHISPERS] Bocce balls. 462 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:41,362 Psst! Psst, psst! 463 00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:43,989 Psst! Psst! Ted! 464 00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:46,130 Ted! Ted! 465 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,774 Hey. 466 00:28:20,985 --> 00:28:24,363 - [GASPS] Ah, ye... - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 467 00:28:24,523 --> 00:28:26,003 _ 468 00:28:27,746 --> 00:28:28,747 [KNOCKS] 469 00:28:40,963 --> 00:28:42,532 [COMMENTATOR 1] You know, Lanny, when Mexico 470 00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:43,862 comes up here in our kitchen, 471 00:28:43,873 --> 00:28:45,541 the record books go right out the window. 472 00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:46,803 [LANNY] Well, for sure, Bruce. 473 00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:49,359 [BRUCE] It's a tough game, but there's a begrudging mutual respect 474 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:50,462 between the two teams, hey? 475 00:28:50,473 --> 00:28:53,184 [LANNY] Oh, they go together like nachos and poutine. 476 00:28:53,184 --> 00:28:55,478 [BRUCE] Oh, now you've made me hungry. [CHUCKLING] Oh, no. 477 00:28:55,478 --> 00:28:56,604 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 478 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,190 - [LANNY] Oh! Mexico gains possession. - [COACH BEARD] Here we go! 479 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:02,735 [BRUCE] Dani Rojas is on the loose, face-to-face with Van Damme. And... 480 00:29:02,735 --> 00:29:04,779 [ALL] Ooh! 481 00:29:04,779 --> 00:29:07,740 - [PLAYERS EXCLAIMING] - [LANNY] Oh, no! Right in the nose. 482 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:10,242 [BRUCE] Straight in the sniffer. That almost seemed deliberate. 483 00:29:10,242 --> 00:29:11,535 Dani kicked the crap out of it too. 484 00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:14,413 [LANNY] Ah, for sure, Bruce. He's a different fella in a Mexico shirt. 485 00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,874 [BRUCE] That's a lot of blood, for gosh sakes. 486 00:29:16,874 --> 00:29:18,584 I apologize for the language there, folks. 487 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,132 [PHONE CHIMES] 488 00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:31,597 [CHUCKLES] 489 00:29:37,686 --> 00:29:38,854 [PHONE CHIMES] 490 00:29:42,837 --> 00:29:45,670 _ 491 00:29:46,278 --> 00:29:47,488 [SIGHS] 492 00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:55,830 [PHONE BUZZES] 493 00:30:06,294 --> 00:30:07,590 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 494 00:30:09,163 --> 00:30:11,416 Hey. [LAUGHS] 495 00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:13,541 Twins. [LAUGHS] 496 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,516 Fuck's sake. 497 00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:20,646 [GRUNTS] 498 00:30:44,795 --> 00:30:46,005 [PHONE CHIMES] 499 00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:15,743 [SIGHS] 500 00:31:27,546 --> 00:31:28,547 Oh. 501 00:31:31,217 --> 00:31:32,218 [INHALES DEEPLY] 502 00:31:33,844 --> 00:31:34,845 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 503 00:31:48,943 --> 00:31:51,195 [INHALES DEEPLY] 504 00:31:52,113 --> 00:31:55,074 [HISSING] 505 00:32:21,475 --> 00:32:23,519 All right, go on in. 506 00:32:26,897 --> 00:32:29,233 - Have a nice day, Uncle Roy. - You too. 507 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:30,234 You look nice. 508 00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,737 - Sure. - Bye! 509 00:32:37,408 --> 00:32:38,534 [SIGHS] 510 00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:39,827 [MS. BOWEN] It's Coach Kent. 511 00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:45,488 - Hello, Ms. Bowen. - You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen. 512 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:48,961 - You can use my first name. - Okay, uh... 513 00:32:49,294 --> 00:32:50,587 You don't know it, do you? 514 00:32:51,672 --> 00:32:52,757 No. 515 00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:55,134 - Leann. - Hello, Leann. 516 00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:56,737 I like your T-shirt. 517 00:32:57,301 --> 00:32:59,161 You off to protest the Vietnam War? 518 00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:02,866 - Phoebe made it for me. - Ah. 519 00:33:04,787 --> 00:33:07,177 - You look different. - [INHALES DEEPLY] Well, yeah. 520 00:33:07,188 --> 00:33:09,899 I don't normally dress like a fucking clown. 521 00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:11,609 No, I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you. 522 00:33:11,609 --> 00:33:14,028 You seem lighter than the last time I saw you. 523 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:17,531 Less... [INHALES DEEPLY] ... stuck. 524 00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:20,349 - Stuck? - Yeah, stuck. 525 00:33:21,719 --> 00:33:22,761 Hold on. 526 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:27,689 Weren't you flirting with me last time I saw you? 527 00:33:29,116 --> 00:33:31,237 I teach kids. I don't mind cleaning up a mess. 528 00:33:31,248 --> 00:33:32,333 [CHUCKLES] 529 00:33:33,093 --> 00:33:35,595 I just hope that mess didn't cause too much damage. 530 00:33:47,144 --> 00:33:49,897 Fudge. 531 00:33:53,736 --> 00:33:55,735 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 532 00:33:59,615 --> 00:34:01,659 [SIGHS] 533 00:34:01,659 --> 00:34:03,869 "I don't mind cleaning up a mess." [SCOFFS] 534 00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:06,914 - Smooth move, fuckwitch. - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 535 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:08,457 All right, kids, let's go! 536 00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:14,286 [KEELEY] Hi, Barbara. 537 00:34:14,325 --> 00:34:15,673 That's a nice outfit. 538 00:34:15,693 --> 00:34:18,988 Oh, thank you. Yes. I... I like clothes that tell the truth. 539 00:34:22,892 --> 00:34:24,143 I got you something. 540 00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,431 [CHUCKLES] 541 00:34:34,522 --> 00:34:36,149 Thank you for all your help. 542 00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:43,427 [CHUCKLES] I really wish that we could have worked together longer. 543 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:44,650 You're fun. 544 00:34:45,698 --> 00:34:47,727 - I am? - Yeah. 545 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,459 [SIGHS] Thank you. 546 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:59,236 It's just that I have to buy the snow globe, 547 00:34:59,247 --> 00:35:00,688 or it doesn't really count. 548 00:35:00,959 --> 00:35:03,012 Oh. Okay. 549 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,892 Um, do you have any cash on you? 550 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,906 Oh, uh, yes. [CHUCKLES] 551 00:35:10,603 --> 00:35:12,059 It was actually 60 quid. 552 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,155 Oh. 553 00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:17,521 Hmm, I think you paid a bit too much there. 554 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,909 [KEELEY CHUCKLES] 555 00:35:22,769 --> 00:35:23,937 Thank you for this. 556 00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:27,464 You're welcome. 557 00:35:29,288 --> 00:35:30,790 Uh, I'm gonna need the receipt. 558 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:35,336 - Of course. Um, can I email it to you? - Yeah, email's great. 559 00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,004 - Sooner the better. - I'll get on it. 560 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,172 [BARBARA CLEARS THROAT] 561 00:36:03,124 --> 00:36:06,064 [MARIA] Nathan, your father and I are headed to the farmers' market 562 00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:07,261 for a few hours. 563 00:36:07,272 --> 00:36:09,316 We love you, sweetheart. 564 00:36:20,272 --> 00:36:21,675 Hello, there. Good morning. 565 00:36:23,631 --> 00:36:24,958 - Ah. Hello, madam. - Hello there. 566 00:36:24,969 --> 00:36:27,138 - Can I take your coat? - Oh, yes, absolutely. 567 00:36:28,997 --> 00:36:30,301 - Thank you. - Thank you. 568 00:36:32,578 --> 00:36:33,698 [ALL LAUGHING] 569 00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:36,230 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 570 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,690 [RUPERT] Hello, Rebecca. 571 00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:40,339 Ah. Rupert. 572 00:36:40,772 --> 00:36:43,733 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 573 00:36:44,339 --> 00:36:46,646 How could I resist the chance of having a bunch of old men 574 00:36:46,657 --> 00:36:47,805 speak directly to my chest? 575 00:36:47,816 --> 00:36:49,192 [LAUGHING] 576 00:36:50,654 --> 00:36:53,044 Mr. Mannion... [PANTS] ... you left your phone in the car. 577 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:54,098 [RUPERT] Oh! 578 00:36:54,198 --> 00:36:56,909 And your fecalist emailed your results. 579 00:36:57,474 --> 00:36:59,977 Two big thumbs up... [CHUCKLES] ... as expected. 580 00:37:00,534 --> 00:37:01,540 Wonderful. 581 00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:05,009 Ms. Bread, uh, Rebecca Welton. 582 00:37:05,009 --> 00:37:08,054 Rebecca, this is my assistant, Ms. Bread. 583 00:37:09,117 --> 00:37:10,369 Nice to meet you. 584 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,030 Oh, excuse me. [CHUCKLING] 585 00:37:22,446 --> 00:37:24,323 - New assistant? - Yeah. 586 00:37:25,462 --> 00:37:28,215 What happened to the corporate pixie dream girl? 587 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,917 Oh. [SCOFFS] Skewed. Dramatic. 588 00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:35,187 - Shall we? - Yes. 589 00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:40,685 So, gentlemen, hello. 590 00:37:40,696 --> 00:37:44,965 I believe most of you know Rebecca, owner of AFC Richmond. 591 00:37:44,965 --> 00:37:47,676 Oh. It's been my title since we got divorced, 592 00:37:47,676 --> 00:37:49,220 and I took the only thing he ever loved. 593 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,555 - [ALL LAUGHING] - [CLUB OWNER] Wonderful. 594 00:37:53,512 --> 00:37:55,114 - Rebecca. - Hello, Robert. 595 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,478 When Rupert told me you were joining us today, 596 00:37:57,478 --> 00:37:59,855 - I was truly excited. - Oh. 597 00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:05,083 Then when you walked in, in that outfit, I remember why. 598 00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:06,667 - [RUPERT, ROBERT CHUCKLING] - [DOOR OPENS] 599 00:38:07,393 --> 00:38:10,474 [LAUGHS] Greetings to you all! 600 00:38:10,485 --> 00:38:12,326 And thank you for coming. 601 00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:13,922 [CLICKS TONGUE] Uh, Francis. 602 00:38:17,465 --> 00:38:18,466 Eh. 603 00:38:20,437 --> 00:38:22,200 - Rebecca. - Mr. Akufo, 604 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,213 how wonderful to see you again. 605 00:38:24,213 --> 00:38:26,924 - Yes, I'm very glad that you are here. - Ah. 606 00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:30,705 It's nice to not be the only minority in the room, eh? 607 00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:38,250 Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure you're all very anxious to get started. 608 00:38:38,853 --> 00:38:41,230 But as my father would say, 609 00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:44,770 "Never talk business on an empty stomach." 610 00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:47,230 So... [SNAPS FINGERS] 611 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:53,690 Please take your seats and let us enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites 612 00:38:53,701 --> 00:38:56,162 as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs, 613 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:59,832 as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie Pippen, Obama and Ferris Bueller. 614 00:38:59,985 --> 00:39:01,069 Please. 615 00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:05,076 Yes, please. Please sit down. Sit down. Sit down. 616 00:39:05,087 --> 00:39:07,173 ["LIGHT" PLAYING] 617 00:40:30,105 --> 00:40:31,106 Thanks. 618 00:40:35,678 --> 00:40:36,679 [SONG ENDS] 619 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:44,103 So, now that our bellies are full, let us talk business. 620 00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:47,898 But first, there is one thing to take care of. 621 00:40:55,823 --> 00:40:56,824 [SWALLOWS] 622 00:41:00,077 --> 00:41:01,078 [THUDDING] 623 00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:02,897 [SIGHS] 624 00:41:02,997 --> 00:41:06,208 It's okay. I will leave now. 625 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,134 Yeah... Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay. 626 00:41:08,144 --> 00:41:11,879 - It's just easier for everybody... - No, no. I get it. 627 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:14,059 It's just the whole Russia thing. 628 00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:16,219 You know, it's not a good look right now. 629 00:41:16,802 --> 00:41:19,096 - [DOOR BANGS] - You... It's... It's... It's a "pull." 630 00:41:19,096 --> 00:41:21,432 - [BANGING CONTINUES] - [EDWIN] You have to pull. It's a... 631 00:41:21,432 --> 00:41:23,567 It's a... You're pu... You're pushing. 632 00:41:23,577 --> 00:41:25,561 It's a pu... You have to pull the door. 633 00:41:25,561 --> 00:41:27,769 - What you're doing is obviously w... - [BANGING CONTINUES] 634 00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:30,074 - You're pushing, and you have to pull. - [NICOLAY GROANS, MUTTERING] 635 00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:32,144 There. [STAMMERS] Okay, goodbye. 636 00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:34,820 Okay, gentlemen. And one woman. 637 00:41:35,131 --> 00:41:39,825 I invited you here to tell you about the Akufo League. 638 00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:44,997 A global football league made up of only the best teams. 639 00:41:44,997 --> 00:41:47,739 Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more, 640 00:41:47,749 --> 00:41:50,461 and some may not be able to afford it. 641 00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:54,757 But those who can will see the cream of the crop. 642 00:41:54,997 --> 00:41:58,000 Each matchup, a clash of titans. 643 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,872 - Each game, an undry dream. - Mmm. 644 00:42:02,325 --> 00:42:06,163 Now, in the beginning, some people will hate it 645 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,961 because some people hate change. 646 00:42:09,451 --> 00:42:13,789 But remember, at one time, we only rode horses... 647 00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:16,737 - [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm. - ... and hated the idea of automobiles. 648 00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:19,867 - [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm. - Now we can't live without our cars, 649 00:42:19,878 --> 00:42:23,577 and the hot dogs we just ate are 85% horse meat. 650 00:42:23,577 --> 00:42:26,747 - [CLUB OWNERS GROAN] - Change is inevitable. 651 00:42:27,138 --> 00:42:29,583 Why should football not change? 652 00:42:29,804 --> 00:42:31,460 Why should it not evolve? 653 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:35,464 Why should your profits not grow exponentially? 654 00:42:35,464 --> 00:42:37,174 [CLUB OWNERS MURMUR] 655 00:42:38,005 --> 00:42:42,259 Yes, the fans will protest. They will whine. 656 00:42:42,346 --> 00:42:46,100 They will make up mean-spirited but admittedly clever parody songs 657 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:49,895 using our surnames and sing them outside the buildings that we own. 658 00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:56,617 But in time, they will come to embrace the superior product. 659 00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:01,574 Just as we have all embraced the automobile... 660 00:43:01,574 --> 00:43:03,159 [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm. 661 00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:05,327 - ... the smartphone... - [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm. 662 00:43:05,904 --> 00:43:08,528 - ... the squatty potty. - [CLUB OWNERS] Mmm. 663 00:43:09,081 --> 00:43:13,281 The Akufo League is the future of football. 664 00:43:13,985 --> 00:43:16,070 And the future is now. 665 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,064 [SNAPS FINGERS] 666 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,931 Francis will pass out the 667 00:43:20,941 --> 00:43:23,304 - projections for the first five years. - Thank you. 668 00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:26,974 - Please take a moment to peruse. - [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 669 00:43:30,322 --> 00:43:32,024 _ 670 00:43:32,035 --> 00:43:34,514 _ 671 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,880 Thank you. 672 00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:42,753 [SOFTLY] Thank you. 673 00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:43,949 Hmm. 674 00:43:58,047 --> 00:43:59,340 [DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING] 675 00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,055 [EXHALES DEEPLY] Okay. 676 00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:16,232 [MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING] 677 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,330 [VIOLIN PLAYING CONTINUES] 678 00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:33,416 [OWNERS CHATTERING] 679 00:44:36,638 --> 00:44:38,203 - Yeah. - Yes. 680 00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:42,302 Well, makes sense to me. I'm in. 681 00:44:42,857 --> 00:44:44,191 Wonderful. 682 00:44:44,489 --> 00:44:45,991 [RUPERT CHUCKLES] 683 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:52,826 Rebecca, what do you think? 684 00:44:56,457 --> 00:44:58,542 Is this a fucking joke? 685 00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:01,868 Excuse me? 686 00:45:14,315 --> 00:45:17,427 What do you think you're doing? Just stop it! 687 00:45:19,319 --> 00:45:21,863 I mean, how much more money do any of you really need? 688 00:45:24,345 --> 00:45:28,054 Why would you ever consider taking something away from people 689 00:45:28,054 --> 00:45:30,347 that means so much to them? 690 00:45:30,993 --> 00:45:32,411 This isn't a game. 691 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,567 Football isn't just a game. 692 00:45:36,606 --> 00:45:38,817 [COMMENTATOR 1] England dominating. No surprise. 693 00:45:38,898 --> 00:45:41,150 [REBECCA] It's one of those amazing things in life 694 00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:44,638 that can make you feel shit one moment... 695 00:45:44,649 --> 00:45:45,923 [COMMENTATOR 2] You'd expect Southgate 696 00:45:45,933 --> 00:45:47,448 to be looking at his bench about now, 697 00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:49,518 - and we do have a substitution. - [PLAYERS CHEERING, CHATTERING] 698 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:52,776 AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt winning his first cap for England. 699 00:45:52,787 --> 00:45:53,792 [ALL CHATTERING, CHEERING] 700 00:45:53,803 --> 00:45:56,467 [COMMENTATOR 2] An unforgettable moment and well-earned. 701 00:45:57,131 --> 00:46:00,718 [REBECCA] And then, like it's Christmas morning the next. 702 00:46:00,878 --> 00:46:02,171 [COMMENTATOR 2] Tartt's wearing 24, 703 00:46:02,171 --> 00:46:05,883 a nod to his Richmond teammate, the spectacular Sam Obisanya. 704 00:46:05,883 --> 00:46:07,298 [REBECCA] It has the ability to make 705 00:46:07,308 --> 00:46:10,177 heroes and villains out of ordinary men. 706 00:46:11,889 --> 00:46:13,891 [PLAYING MUSIC] 707 00:46:19,872 --> 00:46:22,416 [REBECCA] People love this game. 708 00:46:22,798 --> 00:46:25,150 My father loved this game. 709 00:46:25,753 --> 00:46:28,088 You all used to love this game. 710 00:46:28,717 --> 00:46:29,927 I'm sure of it. 711 00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:40,572 I knew this little boy. Working-class. From Richmond. 712 00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:47,091 And he loved football so much, he used to sneak into the matches 713 00:46:47,091 --> 00:46:50,344 because his family just couldn't afford the tickets. 714 00:46:51,614 --> 00:46:55,506 And one afternoon, he finally got caught. 715 00:46:57,951 --> 00:46:59,906 And the security guard 716 00:46:59,932 --> 00:47:03,065 smacked him round the face, knocked him on the ground. 717 00:47:03,076 --> 00:47:04,536 [RUPERT CHUCKLES] 718 00:47:05,726 --> 00:47:09,772 But that little boy stood up, smiled, 719 00:47:11,305 --> 00:47:14,027 kicked the security guard in the bollocks and ran away. 720 00:47:14,971 --> 00:47:16,557 Never to return. 721 00:47:17,286 --> 00:47:22,440 Until 25 years later, when he walked in and bought the entire club. 722 00:47:24,153 --> 00:47:26,864 And on his first day as owner, 723 00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,086 he went and found that same security guard 724 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:33,774 and gave him a pay rise without any explanation. 725 00:47:37,656 --> 00:47:42,619 Just because we own these teams doesn't mean they belong to us. 726 00:47:46,775 --> 00:47:49,309 And I don't want to be part of something 727 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,532 that could possibly destroy this beautiful game. 728 00:47:55,047 --> 00:47:59,413 Because I would hate for all those little kids and grown-ups out there 729 00:47:59,413 --> 00:48:06,253 to ever lose access to that beautiful, passionate part of themselves. 730 00:48:10,572 --> 00:48:12,574 What a lovely speech. 731 00:48:16,516 --> 00:48:21,526 Now, who wants to make a lot of money? [CHUCKLES] Eh? 732 00:48:22,603 --> 00:48:24,605 [SIGHS] 733 00:48:33,293 --> 00:48:36,672 [BOTH LAUGHING] 734 00:48:44,279 --> 00:48:47,240 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 735 00:48:47,251 --> 00:48:49,337 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 736 00:48:55,473 --> 00:48:57,017 Jesus fucking Christ! 737 00:48:58,388 --> 00:48:59,973 Hey, sorry. 738 00:49:01,089 --> 00:49:02,257 I thought you'd gone out. 739 00:49:02,268 --> 00:49:06,105 I did. But my acid reflux started playing up, so I came home. 740 00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,821 I didn't know you had acid reflux. 741 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:10,648 I don't. 742 00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:13,777 But your mother knows I like my alone time. 743 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,283 Oh, sorry... sorry if I disturbed you. 744 00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:20,432 [STAMMERS] No, no, not at all. 745 00:49:22,222 --> 00:49:23,807 I really miss hearing you play. 746 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:27,251 [EXHALES SHARPLY] You do? 747 00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:28,457 Of course. 748 00:49:30,019 --> 00:49:31,770 Thought you hated it when I played. 749 00:49:33,393 --> 00:49:35,067 Why on earth would you think that? 750 00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:38,915 [SCOFFS] 'Cause you literally said that to me once, Dad. 751 00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:41,092 You said I wouldn't practice enough. 752 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:44,690 How I was squandering my potential and wasting my privilege. 753 00:49:47,063 --> 00:49:50,422 [SIGHS] You were given opportunities I never had, 754 00:49:50,974 --> 00:49:53,255 and so I expected a lot from you. 755 00:49:55,032 --> 00:49:56,826 Well, it scared the shit out of me. 756 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,368 I know that now. 757 00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:01,593 And I'm sorry. 758 00:50:03,873 --> 00:50:06,083 I didn't know how to parent a genius. 759 00:50:08,389 --> 00:50:09,390 What? 760 00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:11,629 A genius. 761 00:50:13,063 --> 00:50:14,273 You're brilliant, Son. 762 00:50:15,872 --> 00:50:18,415 You've always seen things other people couldn't, 763 00:50:18,453 --> 00:50:20,015 and that's a blessing. 764 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,790 Yet I know it must also be a curse too. 765 00:50:27,201 --> 00:50:28,202 But you're right. 766 00:50:30,316 --> 00:50:33,319 I pushed you to be the best at everything, even at violin. 767 00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,696 'Cause I thought that's what I had to do. 768 00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:40,882 I thought that's what you wanted. 769 00:50:43,742 --> 00:50:46,620 I just... I just liked playing. 770 00:50:49,311 --> 00:50:51,896 Nathan, be successful, don't be successful. 771 00:50:52,938 --> 00:50:54,565 I never cared about any of that. 772 00:50:56,285 --> 00:50:58,162 I just want my son to be happy. 773 00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:14,567 [SIGHS] 774 00:51:26,912 --> 00:51:29,623 Well, that was all very interesting. 775 00:51:29,623 --> 00:51:31,500 - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] - Lunch soon? 776 00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:33,426 - Yeah, sure. - Rebecca, 777 00:51:34,186 --> 00:51:36,841 you still look lovely. [CHUCKLES] 778 00:51:39,486 --> 00:51:40,695 You know... [SIGHS] 779 00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:43,793 ... the last time I saw you two alone in a room together, 780 00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:46,277 was right after your wedding. 781 00:51:48,211 --> 00:51:50,588 You really wanted me to leave. [CHUCKLING] 782 00:51:56,093 --> 00:51:59,180 Hey, remember when we, uh... 783 00:51:59,673 --> 00:52:02,887 we both snuck into a Richmond game together? 784 00:52:03,057 --> 00:52:04,058 I do. 785 00:52:04,762 --> 00:52:06,566 Although you were the owner of the club, 786 00:52:06,577 --> 00:52:10,539 - so the stakes were a little bit lower. - [CHUCKLES] 787 00:52:10,539 --> 00:52:13,959 Oh... Oh, you got, um... M-May I? 788 00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:16,170 - Oh, yeah. - [STAMMERS] 789 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,293 [GRUNTS] 790 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:19,918 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 791 00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:23,357 - [SIGHS] - [INHALES DEEPLY] Hmm. 792 00:52:26,252 --> 00:52:27,462 Rupert. 793 00:52:57,673 --> 00:53:00,676 - Oi, what you doing there? - Jesus fucking Christ! 794 00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:02,952 Look at you in color. 795 00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:05,973 - What are you doing here? - I live here. 796 00:53:06,262 --> 00:53:07,847 But it's the middle of the day. 797 00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:10,101 What's that? 798 00:53:11,447 --> 00:53:12,990 It's for... uh, it's for you. 799 00:53:13,265 --> 00:53:14,266 Oh. 800 00:53:17,465 --> 00:53:20,435 - You don't have to look now. You can... - I don't mind. 801 00:53:21,277 --> 00:53:22,445 [INHALES DEEPLY] 802 00:53:35,217 --> 00:53:37,260 I still can't read your handwriting. 803 00:53:43,632 --> 00:53:44,800 [INHALES DEEPLY] 804 00:53:48,408 --> 00:53:51,995 "Dear Keeley, I want you to know something. 805 00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:57,414 You never did anything wrong. It was all me. 806 00:53:59,184 --> 00:54:02,646 I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit. 807 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,239 And I didn't wanna cause you any harm with it, so I pulled away. 808 00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:10,866 But you are..." 809 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:24,048 You are and always will be Keeley fucking Jones. 810 00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,335 And if I ever did anything... 811 00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,309 anything at all... 812 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,995 that made you feel like that wasn't true... 813 00:54:40,171 --> 00:54:41,548 I'm so sorry. 814 00:54:45,272 --> 00:54:46,440 I love you. 815 00:54:53,052 --> 00:54:55,558 "Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO." 816 00:54:55,996 --> 00:54:58,624 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 817 00:55:03,527 --> 00:55:05,154 You are the only Roy I know. 818 00:55:05,731 --> 00:55:08,942 - Well, I didn't want to assume. - Hmm, no. 819 00:55:14,181 --> 00:55:16,183 ["GOLDEN STAR" PLAYING] 820 00:55:17,977 --> 00:55:18,978 Thank you. 821 00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,864 Okay. 822 00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:41,292 [NATHAN CHUCKLES] 823 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:42,501 Ooh. 824 00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:45,200 I win. 825 00:55:46,422 --> 00:55:48,591 - [LLOYD] Come on. - [MARIA CHUCKLES] 826 00:55:48,591 --> 00:55:51,844 - [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] - [MARIA] Come on. 827 00:55:53,596 --> 00:55:55,222 - [MARIA] Oh. - [LLOYD, NATHAN CHUCKLING] 828 00:55:55,222 --> 00:55:56,599 [DOORBELL RINGS] 829 00:55:57,881 --> 00:55:58,882 [KNOCKING] 830 00:56:02,855 --> 00:56:04,607 [GASPS, SCREAMS] Have you been shot? 831 00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:07,151 I just convinced a roomful of Rupert's dickhead friends 832 00:56:07,151 --> 00:56:08,817 to pull out of the Akufo League. 833 00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:11,883 - Oh, no! - Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me. 834 00:56:11,894 --> 00:56:14,492 - Oh, yes! Oh, I'm so proud of you! - [CHUCKLES] 835 00:56:14,492 --> 00:56:16,410 Oh! Even though I don't totally get it. 836 00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:18,329 Thank you. Wait. 837 00:56:18,589 --> 00:56:21,415 Now that I know that you're actually alive, I'm very cross with you. 838 00:56:21,415 --> 00:56:22,792 Where the hell have you been? 839 00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:26,244 And they just pulled your funding? 840 00:56:26,337 --> 00:56:30,285 - Mmm. - Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me? 841 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:33,174 Well, I couldn't find the right time. 842 00:56:34,044 --> 00:56:35,669 And the right way. 843 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,334 And I didn't want to. 844 00:56:39,486 --> 00:56:41,488 Well, they are idiots. 845 00:56:41,655 --> 00:56:44,575 Because you, Keeley Jones, are a bloody marvel. 846 00:56:44,848 --> 00:56:46,266 Hmm. 847 00:56:47,622 --> 00:56:49,082 How much money were they putting in? 848 00:56:49,837 --> 00:56:53,043 No. I'm not letting you do that. It's a lot. 849 00:56:53,054 --> 00:56:56,349 Oh, shut up. My money, my choice. Come on, tell me. 850 00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:04,851 What are you doing? 851 00:57:04,862 --> 00:57:07,364 This is how they do it in the movies. 852 00:57:16,335 --> 00:57:17,795 Are you joking? 853 00:57:18,306 --> 00:57:19,346 I told you. 854 00:57:20,429 --> 00:57:22,710 I think I have that much money on me in cash. 855 00:57:22,877 --> 00:57:24,378 - No. - Yes. 856 00:57:24,518 --> 00:57:26,061 - No! - Yes. 857 00:57:26,964 --> 00:57:28,716 - Thank you! - [CHUCKLES] 858 00:57:30,167 --> 00:57:31,377 [INHALES DEEPLY] 859 00:57:31,444 --> 00:57:34,190 - Rupert tried to kiss me. - What? 860 00:57:35,271 --> 00:57:38,403 - Did your lips touch? - No, I pulled back straightaway. 861 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:39,544 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 862 00:57:39,555 --> 00:57:43,726 [INHALES SHARPLY] And I just looked at him and made it all so clear. 863 00:57:43,831 --> 00:57:45,332 - [KEELEY] Mmm. - [SIGHS] 864 00:57:45,512 --> 00:57:49,141 - Babe, that's huge. - Mmm. 865 00:57:50,421 --> 00:57:52,936 Jesus. Can you imagine if you fell for it, 866 00:57:52,946 --> 00:57:54,925 and you got back with Rupert? 867 00:57:55,098 --> 00:57:59,430 After all that floppy cock has done, you would have to be insane. 868 00:57:59,584 --> 00:58:02,266 You would have to be at the bottom of your emotional barrel 869 00:58:02,266 --> 00:58:05,186 to do something that dumb, right? [CHUCKLES] 870 00:58:19,341 --> 00:58:20,426 Hi. 871 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,887 [SNIFFS] 872 00:58:54,788 --> 00:58:55,789 [CHUCKLES] 873 00:59:00,432 --> 00:59:01,850 [NATHAN] Thanks, Renee. 874 00:59:07,873 --> 00:59:09,458 We've done some restructuring, 875 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:12,867 but KJPR would still love to help you 876 00:59:12,877 --> 00:59:16,090 take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye. 877 00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:22,440 Ooh, I would maybe say "ambitious nightmare" over "crazy." 878 00:59:22,451 --> 00:59:25,079 But, uh, yes, we have parted ways with Shandy. 879 00:59:25,513 --> 00:59:29,976 Okay. Of course. Great. Yeah, talk to you soon. 880 00:59:30,878 --> 00:59:33,714 - [GASPS] Nice. Okay. - Ms. Jones. 881 00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:39,514 Barbara, hi. What are you doing here? 882 00:59:41,337 --> 00:59:44,299 I need to give this back to you. 883 00:59:48,162 --> 00:59:50,416 I've given Jack my resignation, 884 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:54,920 and I only buy a snow globe when I leave a job. 885 00:59:56,618 --> 00:59:59,288 I mean, th-that is, i-if you're looking for a CFO. 886 00:59:59,347 --> 01:00:01,677 - I mean, I... I might not... It's... - [KEELEY SQUEALS] 887 01:00:01,677 --> 01:00:03,763 ["DONE DID ME NO GOOD" PLAYING] 888 01:00:07,561 --> 01:00:08,729 [CHUCKLES] 889 01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:12,947 Would you mind loosening your grip? 890 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,524 'Cause I need to get the receipt so you can reimburse me. 891 01:00:15,524 --> 01:00:16,901 Thank you. 892 01:00:19,653 --> 01:00:21,238 [CHUCKLES] 893 01:00:21,238 --> 01:00:22,823 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 894 01:00:22,823 --> 01:00:24,700 [SAM CHUCKLES] 895 01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,121 How are you? 896 01:00:34,706 --> 01:00:36,021 Hola, amigo. 897 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,286 Ho... Hola. [CHUCKLES] 898 01:00:38,297 --> 01:00:39,965 How's your nose feeling, man? 899 01:00:41,184 --> 01:00:42,217 It feels broken. 900 01:00:44,284 --> 01:00:45,820 It was such a crazy game, right? 901 01:00:46,367 --> 01:00:47,973 I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was. 902 01:00:47,973 --> 01:00:50,226 [CHUCKLES] So many memories. 903 01:00:50,696 --> 01:00:51,796 [LAUGHS] 904 01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:55,711 He saved the ball with his nose. Top ten moments in sports history. 905 01:00:55,722 --> 01:00:57,441 - You good? - Hey. Yeah, not bad. 906 01:00:57,441 --> 01:00:59,527 [CHATTERING CONTINUES] 907 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,988 So where are you from originally? 908 01:01:23,676 --> 01:01:24,799 None of your business. 909 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:27,396 Yeah. Yeah, it is a bit personal. 910 01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:30,182 - [COACH BEARD GRUNTS, WHINES] - [TRENT] Hmm? 911 01:01:30,182 --> 01:01:31,723 [COACH BEARD GRUNTS] 912 01:01:41,270 --> 01:01:42,954 - [GRUNTS] - [GRUNTS] 913 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:44,050 [TRENT] Hmm. 914 01:01:47,828 --> 01:01:48,829 Hmm. 915 01:01:50,012 --> 01:01:51,013 Hmm. 916 01:01:55,329 --> 01:01:56,656 I'm from Peoria. 917 01:02:02,089 --> 01:02:04,467 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 918 01:02:05,092 --> 01:02:06,637 - [KNOCKING] - Morning, boss. 919 01:02:06,648 --> 01:02:08,262 Ah, good morning, Ted. 920 01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:10,973 Oh, that's cool! Did you draw that? 921 01:02:12,334 --> 01:02:14,007 No, Ted, that's a David Hockney. 922 01:02:14,018 --> 01:02:15,978 Oh, well, he's a very talented little boy. 923 01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:17,638 - [CHUCKLES] - There you go. 924 01:02:20,548 --> 01:02:25,177 Ted, I want to share something with you that I've realized recently. 925 01:02:25,237 --> 01:02:27,955 How weird it is that Margherita pizza doesn't have alcohol in it? 926 01:02:27,966 --> 01:02:29,058 I'm with you, sister. 927 01:02:29,076 --> 01:02:33,790 No, Ted. I've realized I no longer care if I beat Rupert. 928 01:02:34,247 --> 01:02:35,749 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 929 01:02:36,673 --> 01:02:38,174 I mean, I still want to win. 930 01:02:39,151 --> 01:02:40,403 But for all of us. 931 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,128 For Richmond. 932 01:02:44,448 --> 01:02:47,284 [CHUCKLES] I wanna win for us too. 933 01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:54,934 It just feels like it's ceremonial at this point. 934 01:02:54,934 --> 01:02:57,056 As long as none of that tree piss gets in my mouth, 935 01:02:57,066 --> 01:02:58,640 I'm actually okay with it. 936 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:06,445 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 69748

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