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Deep down,
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we all wanna know if we're loved.
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It's the fundamental question.
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But when I was a kid, the question was even more basic.
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Does anyone even like me ?
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I'm sure there's all kinds of theories
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on how to help girls get over their insecurities and self-doubts.
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But it takes a pretty twisted mind to think that swimming day is the answer.
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Thanks a lot, mom.
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Come on !
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Hey !
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Why don't you go say hi to your friends, sweaty ?
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Look, Georgia, it's not gonna kill you to make a friend.
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It might.
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Fine, then let's go home.
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I'm not wearing the floaties.
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But you're a really bad...
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You're not a strong swimmer, George.
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I'd rather drown.
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When I was 10,
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I learnt one of life most valuable lessons.
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No matter how uncool you think you are,
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there's someone even less cool just a pool's length away.
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Hi, George !
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And that someone was Beth Anne Miller.
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Oh shit !
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Recently, I've been thinking a lot about crossing over.
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But when you're alive,
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crossing over is even harder.
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Much harder.
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So...
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do you wanna go shopping this afternoon ?
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- What for ?
- A new sweater.
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Yeah, that one is pretty tragic.
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I meant for you, Reggie.
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I have homework.
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You know other girls your age like to got to the mall.
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It's cool.
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Stealing lip-gloss and smoking behind the food court's cool ?
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Fine, Reggie.
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Stay here and work on that attitude.
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It's pretty.
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I'll call the sitter.
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No !
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I'll go.
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What is so tragic about that sweater ?
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Go !
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This is the crucial step.
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The unsuspecting patron peruses his menu
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and selects his options.
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Kiffany swings by.
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She pretends not to notice him
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thereby making him feel desperately foolish.
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Castrated, limp and worthless.
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A right turd.
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Now, she owns him.
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He's under her power.
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Observe.
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Absolutely brutal.
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If people think you don't like them,
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they want it even more.
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- It's pathetic, isn't it ?
- Yeah.
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Hey ! Captain Asshole !
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Yeah ?
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This view is ruining a perfectly built breakfast.
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I'll have you known men have died for that view.
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Okay...
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So that was today's lesson from da Waffle Haus:
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re-hold the love and you gain the power.
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Hey, George !
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You wanna come out of the pool ?
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No.
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I like it here.
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Will resurface for food.
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You.
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You.
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You.
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Pools !
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I hate pools. I hate water. I hate drowning.
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I hate anything that makes somebody blue.
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What about singing the blues ?
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That's always nice.
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Drowning is a really, really horrible way to die.
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I'm blue....
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I'm blue because of you...
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You got the blond-hair, blue-eyed blues again, Daisy ?
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Yes.
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Hit me, Rube.
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Nice to see you, Roxy.
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Why don't you stay a while ?
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I would but I don't want to.
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Now Roxy here is a classic re-holder.
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She inspires fear through restraint.
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I inspire fear through my 9 mm
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and my penetrating gaze.
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Is that a pepper spray on your fancy utility belt, Roxy ?
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It is, Mason.
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- You wanna play with it ?
- Yes.
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You are so into pain.
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Actually, that isn't pepper. It's chemicals.
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Yeah right, Roxy. Whatever you say.
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Toxic chemicals.
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If you wanna beat him senseless,
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nobody's gonna worry about it if you know what I'm saying.
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That'd better not be my tip.
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No.
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I'll put up with a lot but I will not put up with that.
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I'm sorry, Kiffany. It's just that my eggs weren't exactly lovely this morning.
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Maybe you shouldn't have maced them.
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- Thanks, Kiffany.
- See Rube.
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You have the power in that relationship.
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She loves you.
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She hates me.
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I tip 2 dollars on a 7-dollar breakfast.
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It's not brain surgery.
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This is in, like, 5 minutes.
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Maybe you should, like, get a move on.
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You do that you know.
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- You re-hold the love.
- Yeah.
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How can I re-hold that which I do not possess ?
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Eat your breakfast.
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Most girls are late for work because they overslept
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or they missed their bus.
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Most girls didn't have to spend their morning watching a guy
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trying to repair his own lawnmower.
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Successfully, I might add.
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Slurpee.
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The great thing about work is no matter how fucked up your personal life is,
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your professional life can make it seem normal.
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Holy shit ! Sorry. Are you okay ?
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I think I'm gonna to hurl.
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No, please. Don't.
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Blows to the head always make me throw up.
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How many blows to the head have you taken ?
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A lot in high school.
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Oh God ! Blood.
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Here comes the McMuffin.
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It's a slurpee.
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Oh. Okay.
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I'm better.
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- That was a close one.
- Who are you ?
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Ethan, Information Systems.
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Computer geeks.
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5th floor.
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You accessed my files.
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Dolores said it was okay.
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I've been beaten up a lot.
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And I'm a bleeder.
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And that doesn't look like a slurpee.
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It's a cherry slurpee, Ethan. Chill the fuck out.
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- I'm so sorry, Millie. Wow !
- Slurpee.
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I wanted to be here to introduce you to Ethan but Andy in personnel has carpal tunnel in both hands.
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He can't even pee by himself.
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Anyhoo...
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Ethan is one of the top dogs in I.S.. He's here to help us with the nazi issue.
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What nazi issue ? Who's a nazi ?
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Actually, you are.
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But there's a funny reason behind that.
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I mean if you find that sort of thing funny.
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Ethan is a genius. Humor him.
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See, there's this group in Oregon.
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And someone put a bot on your hard drive.
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And they've been using your e-mail to mail out their...
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literature.
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To who ?
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To whom. But that's cool. Everybody makes that mistake.
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Answer the question.
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Everyone in this office and, like,
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a million people across the country.
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- So everyone thinks I'm a...
- Yep, maybe.
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Probably.
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Definitely.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Can I have everyone's attention, please ?
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Take it off !
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Shut up, you idiot !
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I'm not a nazi.
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There was a...
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What was it ?
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- Ethan !
- A bot !
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A bot !
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In my computer.
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And huh... slurpee.
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Thank you... for your time.
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My god, this sucks.
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Oh Millie, this is nothing.
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You should have seen the tattoos I've had to have removed.
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I'm not a nazi.
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You know, in here,
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I don't think any of us really is.
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So, for what it's worth, I never thought you were a nazi.
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So, I guess I shouldn't have been in your seat.
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That's like a huge corporate faux pas,
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breach of protocol or something.
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- I'm not someone important.
- Tell that to the 5th floor.
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The guys were insanely jealous I got to work on your computer.
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Listen, I got to sort through all these files.
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Everyone but Finkelstein.
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When the nazi problem broke, he took it kind of hard.
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And they all have to be in this exact order.
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So you should go.
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Like, now.
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Actually. It's funny.
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I reorganized you file structure.
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You what ?
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Oh wow !
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All your files are there just...
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organized.
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Okay. Bye !
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Ethan. Come here.
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I could totally help you.
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There are definite perks stabbing smart guys like him.
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I had to wonder what good deed I had done to deserve this.
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And then it dawned on me.
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Maybe re-holding affection does work a certain magic.
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Not so close.
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Beth Anne Miller weren't exactly the same.
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But we weren't exactly different.
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We both orbited that thin air light years away from the center of the social universe.
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Okay, fine...
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We were geeks.
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But whatever it was that we shared.
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Well...
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the ties that bind were a little loose that day.
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Can I help you ?
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Yeah, I guess I wanna, like, I don't know...
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I don't know... swim.
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Not like that, you know.
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I don't actually need to swim I just wanna go into the pool to...
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Not like that.
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Hi ! May I see the signing sheet ?
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There isn't one. Do you have an appointment ?
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Perhaps you can help me, I'm looking for an S. Samuels.
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There is no dr. Samuels in this practice.
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Excuse me, is there an S. Samuels here ?
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You know what ?
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I think I'd like a consultation.
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- Can I get your name ?
- It's Daisy. Daisy Adair.
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Okay.
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Fill this out, please. And what insurance do you carry ?
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I have sag.
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Well, you have come to the right place.
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Screen actors guild. I'm an actress.
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Wow ! Is she gonna be okay ?
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She'll be fine. She's in the care of doctors.
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Mrs. Smith.
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It can't be the face.
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No, no. These are just fine.
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Do you love you ?
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Yes !
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Do you deserve to love you even more ?
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Well, I can't see why not.
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Fuck me !
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It's a bunch of naked old man !
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Do you know where a T. Hailor is ?
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Oh ! Theo...
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in the shallow end.
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The one who's yakking away.
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So, I'm with my son-in-law, Mr. Silicon Valley himself.
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- We were watching the game.
- What game ?
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The game is not important.
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I don't know, the Seahawks.
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And he says to me:
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"I know why your picture's fuzzy."
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Picture's fuzzy ?
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Like the back of your balls.
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So Mr. silicon Valley, he says to me:
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"I know why the cable is no good here."
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He says the problem is solar flares.
270
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"Solar flares are causing your cable to go out."
271
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"Solar flares are giving you a fuzzy picture."
272
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And what do you say ?
273
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I say:
274
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"The reason the picture's fuzzy
275
00:15:09,854 --> 00:15:13,761
is I don't have cable, you know-it-all jackass."
276
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I'm diving.
277
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,997
Jesus, Theo !
278
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:41,163
Enough with the diving. What would Betty say ?
279
00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,359
She'd say "look at all the twigs and berries."
280
00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:48,500
He just does it for the attention.
281
00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:50,282
He shouldn't be diving.
282
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,919
He's got the blood pressure of a jackrabbit.
283
00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:54,634
Hello !
284
00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:59,808
Oh my... Jesus !
285
00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:02,632
I'm sorry. I'm just...
286
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,360
Your balls are huge.
287
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:10,840
God save the queen !
288
00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:16,625
Come on back, Theo. You're scaring the children.
289
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,769
Relax, son. They're just balls.
290
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,866
So, huh... So, Reggie, where do you wanna start ?
291
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,834
Can't you just meet me in here in, like, 20 minutes ?
292
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:31,959
One thing !
293
00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:34,826
Okay, one thing we do together. I'm not asking for the moon.
294
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,389
You'll embarrass me.
295
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,805
How ? How will I embarrass you ?
296
00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:40,729
You're doing it right now !
297
00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,339
How much do I get to spend ?
298
00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:46,244
Nothing until I see it.
299
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:47,807
Fine.
300
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:51,937
Reggie !
301
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:55,439
You look good in blue. Matches your eyes.
302
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,749
I don't know you.
303
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,074
Oh boy !
304
00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,070
What would Betty say ?
305
00:17:08,338 --> 00:17:09,172
Look at him !
306
00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,409
He doesn't wanna be up there.
307
00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:13,509
So how do we get him back down ?
308
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,633
We could wave a brisket.
309
00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:26,247
Why does he always pull these stunts ?
310
00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:30,973
Because someday it'll make a funny story.
311
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,642
Someday but not today.
312
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,014
It's a bird !
313
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,640
It's a plane !
314
00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,283
It's superThe...
315
00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:40,280
Shit !
316
00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,747
Ain't that a cake ? I didn't feel a thing !
317
00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:58,181
That's because I took your soul out right before you hit the diving board, sir.
318
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:00,772
So, huh, I'm dead ?
319
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,604
That's the situation ?
320
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:05,016
Dead is the situation you're in I'm afraid.
321
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:07,516
And now would be moving on
322
00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,025
What's the... what's the deal ?
323
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,803
No one can see me ?
324
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:14,238
No one can see you apart from me unfortunately.
325
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:18,461
I just cannot get over the size of your testicles !
326
00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,488
Imagine that, Betty ! I got a gay angel !
327
00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:22,491
Ew ! I'm not an angel.
328
00:18:23,592 --> 00:18:24,683
Or gay.
329
00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,528
My friends for 50 years...
330
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,234
They don't look very sad.
331
00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,425
Come on ! Your death hasn't sunk in yet.
332
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:34,282
It hasn't hit them like it hit you.
333
00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:37,888
They're gonna wanna make some kind of plaque here at the pool.
334
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:40,165
"Good friend, graceful swimmer,
335
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,361
not a good diver."
336
00:18:42,648 --> 00:18:43,785
Yeah, I'm sure they will.
337
00:18:45,147 --> 00:18:46,806
It's gonna be hardest on Marty.
338
00:18:46,996 --> 00:18:51,153
I mean this is gonna be one tough eulogy. You know what I'm saying ?
339
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,135
I'm sure your funeral will be lovely.
340
00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,081
Yeah...
341
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,422
I'm gonna need to put on some clothes.
342
00:18:56,488 --> 00:18:58,388
I've got a nice blue suit, Betty's favorite.
343
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,488
Nice !
344
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:03,052
What ? For your funeral ?
345
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,017
No... No ! You can't go to your own funeral.
346
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,112
Look, pal.
347
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:12,642
No one ever told me how to live and I'm sure not gonna start listening now.
348
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,054
I'm going to my funeral, alright ?
349
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:16,318
I've been looking forward for this for years.
350
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,642
Oh ! Bloody hell !
351
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:26,896
God ! Can you imagine someone actually wearing that... crap ?
352
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:28,802
So slutty !
353
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,406
Aren't you supposed to sell it ?
354
00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:36,042
Shhh ! Come on !
355
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,587
I so know what you mean but it's, like,
356
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,172
you don't have to dress like a hooker to get noticed, right ?
357
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,917
What are you doing here anyway ?
358
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,842
This stuff is so not you.
359
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,967
You're... You're better than that.
360
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:52,119
Here look at me for a sec.
361
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,860
This is Iroquois.
362
00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:59,993
Your hair is kinda like Indian except, you know, lighter.
363
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,844
I'm sorry. That was so presumptuous of me.
364
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:04,816
It's okay.
365
00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,097
You sure ?
366
00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:07,483
Okay.
367
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,153
Reggie, is everything okay ?
368
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,453
I guard her.
369
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,995
I meet you right here in 20 minutes.
370
00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:21,631
I gave birth to her, see, but you guard her.
371
00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:23,873
It's great.
372
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,568
My mom's like that too.
373
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,138
Hypoglycemic so she's totally like dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde.
374
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,319
I've to keep triscuits around
375
00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:35,885
and just shove them in her mouth when she starts to wig out.
376
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:37,975
So your name is Reggie ?
377
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,222
It's a pretty bad-ass name for a girl !
378
00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:42,557
Can I show you something really pretty ?
379
00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:48,547
In a fair world,
380
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:50,503
nice people would be liked
381
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,745
and mean people would be disliked.
382
00:20:53,529 --> 00:20:55,418
But that's not the way things work.
383
00:20:58,547 --> 00:20:59,499
Huh, Millie.
384
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:03,026
I was wondering if you could find me the availability stats for Schwegman's supermarket ?
385
00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:07,553
Never mind, I'll... find it myself.
386
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,235
Keep up the good work.
387
00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:11,443
In a fair world,
388
00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:15,581
behaving like a complete asshole would make you really unpopular.
389
00:21:15,992 --> 00:21:18,054
But this isn't a fair world.
390
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:21,828
And assholes have followers and disciples and assistants.
391
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:24,306
The assholes are treated like kings.
392
00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:27,444
She's back.
393
00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:31,376
Like... 6 inches away.
394
00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:38,011
I don't know... She smells kinda like citrus-y and waffles.
395
00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:42,016
I have to go.
396
00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:46,261
Personal call, Ethan ?
397
00:21:47,186 --> 00:21:50,976
Sort of. Some of the guys on the 5th floor had a couple questions about you.
398
00:21:51,652 --> 00:21:52,537
Like what ?
399
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,164
Well, my friend Seth,
400
00:21:55,276 --> 00:21:56,603
he's in data retrieval...
401
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,998
Seth wanted to know what your eyes look like up close.
402
00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:02,000
- So, I told him...
- They're brown.
403
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,740
I said hazel.
404
00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:05,901
You're kinda angry.
405
00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:08,829
No more personal calls, Ethan.
406
00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:11,134
Okay, sure.
407
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,004
No problem.
408
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:18,236
In a world where perfectly decent girls get brained by cosmic space shit
409
00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,112
and get accused of being nazi sympathizers,
410
00:22:21,677 --> 00:22:23,980
I was having trouble turning the other cheek.
411
00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:30,140
Being mean was more fun.
412
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,218
Being mean was cool.
413
00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:37,978
You're dead.
414
00:22:39,971 --> 00:22:41,588
But I was never really cool.
415
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,230
Mrs. Spenson.
416
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,254
Is that a smile, Susan ?
417
00:22:58,305 --> 00:23:01,305
I can't read your face anymore. You've botoxed it senseless.
418
00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:02,697
It's the prize, Sarah.
419
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,219
I didn't know until just now that the human body can withstand that much lipo.
420
00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:10,152
Tell me: is it true the 10th is free ?
421
00:23:10,219 --> 00:23:11,038
Fuck you.
422
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,073
Fuck you back.
423
00:23:16,031 --> 00:23:16,931
How's it going ?
424
00:23:20,259 --> 00:23:23,874
Dr. Simmons said that your ass fat is putting his daughter through Yale.
425
00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,042
He's very grateful.
426
00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:27,085
Is either of you a Mrs. Samuels ?
427
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,686
Mind your own fucking business !
428
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,417
I'm Stan Samuels.
429
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,418
Do I know you ?
430
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,861
I'm Daisy, Daisy Adair from the insurance company.
431
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:37,658
There's been a mix up with your coverage.
432
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,647
They've already made it painfully clear that my procedure is not covered.
433
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,766
Right, it's not.
434
00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:45,072
Why did you ask for a Mrs. Samuels ?
435
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,031
I just assumed you were gonna be a woman.
436
00:23:50,719 --> 00:23:52,264
I will be soon.
437
00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:54,640
I hope.
438
00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:57,006
Of course, you will.
439
00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:04,005
I saw you park your Jag in the handicap zone, Sarah.
440
00:24:04,691 --> 00:24:08,613
Is cellulite now a recognized handicap ?
441
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:10,191
- Tramp !
- Retard !
442
00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:11,583
- Slut !
- Middle-aged !
443
00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:34,588
Can I help you ?
444
00:24:34,746 --> 00:24:36,769
No, I'm just browsing.
445
00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:39,529
Ok, well, just let me know if you wanna take anything out for a test drive.
446
00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:47,495
You know...
447
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:52,144
It might be time to try a new product or two.
448
00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,222
It's like your house:
449
00:24:54,489 --> 00:24:57,320
you stuff in the foundations then you build from the ground up.
450
00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:58,488
So, for example:
451
00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,467
"hate your husband but willing to stray neutral"
452
00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:06,105
or "already kicked his ass to the crib".
453
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,643
What shade is "he's banging one of his students" ?
454
00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:13,254
- What's your name ?
- Joy.
455
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,611
It's a pretty name.
456
00:25:16,914 --> 00:25:17,815
So what do you want, Joy ?
457
00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:21,681
The last ten years of my life back.
458
00:25:22,383 --> 00:25:23,300
I can do that.
459
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,534
Part of me knew that being mean was reckless,
460
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:32,885
that it was kind of like driving too fast.
461
00:25:32,961 --> 00:25:35,081
So what if I wasn't wearing my seatbelt ?
462
00:25:35,127 --> 00:25:37,595
So what if I occasionally scraped another fender ?
463
00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:41,788
- Christ, Crystal !
- I'm sorry, Millie !
464
00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:44,583
People have to walk around here, you know...
465
00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:47,466
I don't have time to pick this crap up.
466
00:25:49,459 --> 00:25:51,332
Nice girls don't get the guy.
467
00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:54,971
Nice girls don't rise to the top.
468
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,860
Now you made me mad !
469
00:25:58,063 --> 00:26:00,693
Now we can never be friends.
470
00:26:04,557 --> 00:26:07,337
Nice girls finish last.
471
00:26:11,715 --> 00:26:12,539
Theo !
472
00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:14,377
Theo, Theo.
473
00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:15,842
We have these rules.
474
00:26:16,006 --> 00:26:17,865
Okay ? No funerals.
475
00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:19,882
Funerals are for the living.
476
00:26:19,962 --> 00:26:22,184
So they take a couple of days to arrange...
477
00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:24,249
Especially one like mine !
478
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,158
It's gonna be an event.
479
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,899
I had friends. I can't wait.
480
00:26:28,073 --> 00:26:30,061
That's just it, Theo, you can't wait.
481
00:26:30,271 --> 00:26:31,068
You see, huh...
482
00:26:31,832 --> 00:26:33,214
Goodness ! How do I explain this ?
483
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,105
It's a...
484
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:37,781
You called the cable guy, right ?
485
00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:39,127
And you made an appointment
486
00:26:39,216 --> 00:26:41,616
and that cable guy has made a window for you
487
00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:44,446
and that window is from 12 to 5.
488
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,331
Right ? So, if you're not there,
489
00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:48,512
when he presses that little doorbell then...
490
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,003
No cable ?
491
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,500
I don't bloody know, Theo. I really bloody don't know.
492
00:26:53,638 --> 00:26:58,594
Son, I appreciate the effort but I was in sales
493
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:02,167
and I've got to tell you you're not closing.
494
00:27:02,244 --> 00:27:04,155
I'm going to my funeral.
495
00:27:04,932 --> 00:27:07,022
Please, at least meet my boss then.
496
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,652
Oh ! look at this, Betty. I'm talking to God today.
497
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,372
No, he just thinks he's God.
498
00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:15,152
You're sure no one can see me ?
499
00:27:16,616 --> 00:27:19,546
No, no, I would have thought that was completely obvious by now.
500
00:27:25,725 --> 00:27:29,187
And that just is not right for them, okay ?
501
00:27:32,975 --> 00:27:33,789
Hi !
502
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,043
Theo !
503
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,776
- When do they call my parents ?
- Are they your next of kin?
504
00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:54,767
Did your parents know what you were doing ?
505
00:27:59,374 --> 00:28:02,389
That's a beautiful cross. You catholic ?
506
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,268
I'm thinking about it.
507
00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:06,379
When I was a kid,
508
00:28:06,526 --> 00:28:08,739
my mom used to pray at the drop of the hat.
509
00:28:09,532 --> 00:28:11,575
Every morning before my dad would go to work,
510
00:28:11,632 --> 00:28:12,856
every time I took a test,
511
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,423
for the pot roast to being tender.
512
00:28:17,795 --> 00:28:19,434
She really never stopped praying.
513
00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,880
The power of prayer is very real for some people.
514
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:23,944
Yeah ?
515
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:27,386
Well, the million Hail Marys didn't turn me into a girl.
516
00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:30,237
I'm sorry.
517
00:28:32,137 --> 00:28:34,979
Do you think there's a chance I could go to church one last time ?
518
00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:37,196
Of course.
519
00:28:41,282 --> 00:28:44,687
I'm not interested in speculations, doctor. I'm interested in facts.
520
00:28:44,814 --> 00:28:46,959
The fact is you have no chin.
521
00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:49,244
You need a chin implant. I mean look at you !
522
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:52,013
How do you even change pillowcases ?
523
00:28:53,545 --> 00:28:55,018
And that is everything.
524
00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:58,537
Now Reggie, if you change your mind or whatever, it's completely cool.
525
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,737
Wow ! Check out your mom !
526
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:03,590
Well ?
527
00:29:05,116 --> 00:29:06,811
You look like a newscaster.
528
00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:11,602
How much ?
529
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,600
195 plus tax.
530
00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,389
You're good.
531
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,472
Reggie !
532
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,392
Reggie, stop !
533
00:29:25,739 --> 00:29:26,450
Hi !
534
00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,123
Hello. Do I know you ?
535
00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:31,478
No. I'm Steve. You're hot.
536
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,002
Fuck off, Steve.
537
00:29:38,258 --> 00:29:39,312
Who is that ?
538
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:40,736
Nobody.
539
00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:43,474
Newscaster my ass !
540
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,141
So everything is on your hard drive
541
00:29:50,186 --> 00:29:52,661
and I made you a hard copy in this binder in case, you know,
542
00:29:52,753 --> 00:29:54,944
the whole nazi problem resurfaces.
543
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,712
Okay.
544
00:29:56,936 --> 00:29:58,794
Why are there post-its on my binder ?
545
00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:02,228
I put these post-its at the top of each subsections so that if, like,
546
00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:05,527
say you're trying to find a job for someone, you can type and also drive and you could just...
547
00:30:05,589 --> 00:30:06,848
I don't like post-its.
548
00:30:06,909 --> 00:30:09,593
- Okay, I just...
- Lose the post-its, Ethan.
549
00:30:09,665 --> 00:30:10,985
Okay, sure.
550
00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:13,289
So, I do origami.
551
00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,470
I really like craft so I had some extra time
552
00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,241
'cause I work so quickly so I made you...
553
00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:20,488
I made you a swan.
554
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:22,449
Oh !
555
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,762
Ethan !
556
00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:28,270
This is sweet.
557
00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,389
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
558
00:30:30,907 --> 00:30:32,320
It was a pretty one.
559
00:30:33,703 --> 00:30:35,635
I guess I could make you another one.
560
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,009
- That's okay.
- Didn't really want to anyway.
561
00:30:38,977 --> 00:30:40,472
Okay, bye.
562
00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,429
I wasn't always like this.
563
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,130
I used to be a nice person.
564
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,795
Hi, Beth Anne.
565
00:30:55,173 --> 00:30:59,390
Isn't it weird how there's so many waves but the water is not really going anywhere ?
566
00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:01,638
Why can't you be normal ?
567
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,323
Why do you have to be so weird ?
568
00:31:03,682 --> 00:31:04,619
I don't know.
569
00:31:08,719 --> 00:31:11,310
But being nice didn't seem to work either.
570
00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:14,945
It's like anyway I'd play it,
571
00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,239
I wind up alone.
572
00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,961
I'm sorry, Dolores.
573
00:31:26,169 --> 00:31:27,290
You know, Millie,
574
00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:31,002
back in the days, when I had all those restraining orders against me,
575
00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,341
I thought hate was the answer.
576
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:36,025
Seriously, Dolores, I'm not a nazi !
577
00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:37,868
Oh I know that, silly !
578
00:31:38,118 --> 00:31:39,316
I'm just trying to say:
579
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,727
sometimes when I have to choose between a bullwhip and a smile,
580
00:31:41,897 --> 00:31:43,039
I choose the smile.
581
00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:49,840
That was one of the first things you ever said to me.
582
00:31:50,755 --> 00:31:54,340
You said: "I haven't seen you smile once."
583
00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,096
I don't think so.
584
00:31:56,311 --> 00:31:57,851
I said that to another young girl.
585
00:31:57,955 --> 00:31:59,951
Lovely young girl. Tragic what happened.
586
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,957
Yeah, my mistake.
587
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:03,981
Millie.
588
00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,514
Ethan just quit.
589
00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:07,679
What ?
590
00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:10,032
He said he wasn't cut out for this kind of
591
00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:11,993
"corporate cutthroat culture".
592
00:32:12,675 --> 00:32:13,723
What happened, Millie ?
593
00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:16,514
I had a bad day.
594
00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,424
No ! Millie...
595
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,455
Ethan had a bad day.
596
00:32:27,339 --> 00:32:28,490
This park is beautiful.
597
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:33,220
- All of God's creatures, right ?
- I guess.
598
00:32:34,209 --> 00:32:35,745
I wanted to be a girl
599
00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,244
ever since I can remember.
600
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,915
Who wouldn't wanna be a girl ? We're so much prettier than boys !
601
00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:44,019
You're kinda pretty.
602
00:32:44,204 --> 00:32:46,057
You make it look so effortless.
603
00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:47,854
Yeah but don't let the final picture fool you,
604
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,713
this is 2 hours of hard labor in the morning.
605
00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:51,296
No, it's in everything you do.
606
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,255
The way you walk, the way your hair flows,
607
00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:57,214
the way you move your hips... It's perfect.
608
00:32:57,399 --> 00:32:58,893
Are you flirting with me ?
609
00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:01,750
- I'm dead.
- Right.
610
00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:06,636
Still yours is the face I wanted to see in the mirror every morning.
611
00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:08,974
Just perfect.
612
00:33:09,676 --> 00:33:10,618
I know.
613
00:33:11,376 --> 00:33:13,419
But you know what, Stan ? So are you.
614
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,413
I think we both know that's not quite true.
615
00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:19,410
You're sweet. You're honest.
616
00:33:19,952 --> 00:33:22,507
You've got great style. You'd have made a good woman.
617
00:33:22,691 --> 00:33:23,929
Would have, could have...
618
00:33:24,232 --> 00:33:27,294
- I got screwed.
- Yeah.
619
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,693
That's all part of his plan, that's what they say.
620
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,297
That's what they say.
621
00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:35,855
Why are you going to church ?
622
00:33:36,227 --> 00:33:37,919
It's where you talk to God, Daisy.
623
00:33:38,471 --> 00:33:39,638
It's his house.
624
00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:51,005
Reggie, I need to get a move on early tomorrow morning so you're gonna have to...
625
00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:53,780
Wow !
626
00:33:56,155 --> 00:33:57,420
Don't you knock !
627
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,133
Wow ! You look like a...
628
00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:02,268
young woman.
629
00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:05,086
Please, get out.
630
00:34:06,304 --> 00:34:07,343
I'm out.
631
00:34:16,242 --> 00:34:17,205
Thanks.
632
00:34:17,695 --> 00:34:19,073
Matzoth balls are nice tonight.
633
00:34:22,374 --> 00:34:24,787
Do you care if people like you ?
634
00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,182
- Do I act like I care ?
- No.
635
00:34:28,884 --> 00:34:30,685
Nobody likes the cops anyway.
636
00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:34,094
But they're sure happy to see us when the shit hits the fan.
637
00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:35,919
Eat your soup before it's cold.
638
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,820
Jesus ! Those are some enormous balls.
639
00:34:42,907 --> 00:34:43,848
Excuse me !
640
00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:47,729
Oh good God !
641
00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:51,768
You have to help me. This man wants to go to his own funeral.
642
00:34:51,887 --> 00:34:53,310
He died naked ?
643
00:34:53,397 --> 00:34:54,862
Smashed into a diving board.
644
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,091
- With his balls ?
- Stunning, isn't it ?
645
00:34:57,151 --> 00:34:58,610
Tell him the rules, Mason. No funerals.
646
00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:01,057
- I tried that, Rube. The thing is...
- The thing is what, Mason ?
647
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:03,382
You know that thing. You're good at that...
648
00:35:03,443 --> 00:35:06,316
thing that you can... you're better at...
649
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,686
you know, you know...
650
00:35:08,896 --> 00:35:10,007
talking.
651
00:35:10,872 --> 00:35:12,035
Well said.
652
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,138
Please, Rube. His name is Theo.
653
00:35:20,682 --> 00:35:22,633
This is too much ball.
654
00:35:26,402 --> 00:35:28,020
Now he's put me off my soup.
655
00:35:28,108 --> 00:35:30,594
- So, you see what I'm saying ?
- I don't see what you're saying.
656
00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:31,502
I do !
657
00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,114
Oh God !
658
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,407
Der Waffle Haus.
659
00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:37,743
I remember when the first one of these went up.
660
00:35:37,819 --> 00:35:41,105
War was over. Didn't go so well in the beginning.
661
00:35:41,496 --> 00:35:45,207
Betty and I were on our 5th date. She had waffles.
662
00:35:45,985 --> 00:35:46,836
Thanks.
663
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:48,992
Thanks a million.
664
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,452
Come on, Theo. Let's chat.
665
00:35:54,568 --> 00:35:56,420
Look at the lovers.
666
00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:58,606
Kiss her, you putz.
667
00:35:59,108 --> 00:36:00,049
This way, Theo.
668
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,321
Gonna eat that soup ?
669
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:03,890
Just gross.
670
00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:05,790
Haven't seen many of them, have you ?
671
00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:06,808
My first...
672
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,283
pair.
673
00:36:08,344 --> 00:36:09,616
They're not all like that.
674
00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:11,733
Some are worse.
675
00:36:11,939 --> 00:36:12,728
Poor Betty.
676
00:36:12,968 --> 00:36:13,741
Who's Betty ?
677
00:36:15,124 --> 00:36:16,019
No one.
678
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:20,070
How does this guy not care if people see him like that ?
679
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:21,480
He just doesn't.
680
00:36:22,999 --> 00:36:24,766
Do you care if people like you ?
681
00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:25,984
No !
682
00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:30,412
Why ? Somebody said something about me ?
683
00:36:30,469 --> 00:36:31,687
Is it Daisy ? Does she not like me ?
684
00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:33,070
I have to go.
685
00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,971
I can't believe this. What ? Has Daisy said something about me ?
686
00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,222
That old man is your reap, Mason.
687
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,476
So bloody what ?
688
00:36:41,692 --> 00:36:45,219
Man ! You never met a problem you couldn't run from, huh ?
689
00:36:45,373 --> 00:36:47,442
You're the one who needs some balls.
690
00:36:51,399 --> 00:36:52,461
Night, Rube !
691
00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,731
Did she me ?
692
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,078
She can.
693
00:36:57,769 --> 00:36:59,571
And she'll never be the same for it.
694
00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:01,475
You know, Theo,
695
00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,479
death has its own protocol.
696
00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:04,753
It's like a train.
697
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:06,929
You don't wanna be late for your train.
698
00:37:07,614 --> 00:37:11,116
Exactly what that Mason guy said except prettier.
699
00:37:11,655 --> 00:37:12,454
Thank you.
700
00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:15,254
Why do you wanna go to your own funeral ?
701
00:37:17,149 --> 00:37:21,143
I'm just curious. I'll see who'll come,
702
00:37:21,592 --> 00:37:23,499
hear what people have to say.
703
00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:25,746
I lived a long life, you know.
704
00:37:25,802 --> 00:37:27,159
Stories will be told.
705
00:37:27,298 --> 00:37:29,939
Worried somebody might make a joke or two at your expense ?
706
00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:32,677
I don't know.
707
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:35,762
I was a loud mouth.
708
00:37:36,784 --> 00:37:39,344
Betty always laughed at my jokes.
709
00:37:39,595 --> 00:37:43,170
Theo, you strike me as the kind of guy who he was, not a load of bullshit.
710
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,796
You were the kind of guy who didn't give a shit about being liked.
711
00:37:45,841 --> 00:37:46,902
That's why people liked them.
712
00:37:52,769 --> 00:37:56,087
How long ago did Betty die, Theo ?
713
00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,790
Seven years this November.
714
00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:00,946
I'm sorry. I'm a little bit confused. I mean...
715
00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:04,239
Isn't she the one that you really wanna see ?
716
00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:07,088
And I'm thinking she's not gonna be at your funeral.
717
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,115
Yep.
718
00:38:09,713 --> 00:38:10,720
I miss her.
719
00:38:11,764 --> 00:38:13,531
God ! I miss my wife.
720
00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:18,308
I don't think we should keep Betty waiting any longer.
721
00:38:21,268 --> 00:38:24,273
- Let's go find her then.
- Yeah.
722
00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:25,860
Come on.
723
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:36,003
Rube, do you think Daisy is upset with me for a reason ?
724
00:38:37,105 --> 00:38:38,896
Can't imagine why she would be.
725
00:38:39,368 --> 00:38:42,673
Come on already ! I'm freezing my balls of here.
726
00:38:43,736 --> 00:38:46,314
Sorry, Theo. Wouldn't wanna keep you waiting.
727
00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:57,998
Would you like some time alone, Stan?
728
00:38:58,899 --> 00:38:59,720
Please.
729
00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:19,799
You bastard.
730
00:39:19,886 --> 00:39:20,802
Stan!
731
00:39:24,413 --> 00:39:25,596
Hypocritical,
732
00:39:25,744 --> 00:39:26,569
no-good,
733
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,279
backstabbing,
734
00:39:28,315 --> 00:39:29,236
judgmental...
735
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:33,521
You said we're all God's children. Except the freaks.
736
00:39:33,919 --> 00:39:35,130
Except for me.
737
00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:39,547
You.
738
00:39:39,702 --> 00:39:40,525
You do it.
739
00:39:40,665 --> 00:39:41,857
I can't. I won't.
740
00:39:41,974 --> 00:39:45,389
- Just help me.
- I'm sorry. I can't.
741
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,559
- Why would god do this to me?
- Do what?
742
00:39:52,327 --> 00:39:55,123
- Have you die this way?
- Have me live this way.
743
00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:59,736
God doesn't love all creatures, Daisy.
744
00:40:04,129 --> 00:40:06,082
I think you should pray, Stan.
745
00:40:08,451 --> 00:40:09,690
I want to forgive him,
746
00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:13,029
but I want him to tell me...
747
00:40:13,924 --> 00:40:15,604
that he's sorry first.
748
00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:47,537
Come on! Go! Go!
749
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:51,392
Hey, hey! Hey, god's watching you! He saw that!
750
00:40:52,012 --> 00:40:53,384
Hooligans!
751
00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:56,442
You'll pay for that!
752
00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:03,077
Stan?
753
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,684
Stan...
754
00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:28,180
Blessed art thou amongst women.
755
00:41:41,805 --> 00:41:45,225
I don't know exactly what makes people cross over.
756
00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,549
I mean, souls.
757
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,924
I think they see light where others cannot.
758
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,421
I think they see a chance to become something else.
759
00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:01,015
Someone else.
760
00:42:19,525 --> 00:42:22,331
Some people are becoming who they're going to be,
761
00:42:24,347 --> 00:42:27,843
others are just trying to be anything but who they are...
762
00:42:40,551 --> 00:42:43,359
And others just can't decide.
763
00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:55,968
This is Iroquois.
764
00:42:56,276 --> 00:42:58,283
It'll match your dark hair perfectly.
765
00:43:08,349 --> 00:43:10,156
Everybody wants to be liked.
766
00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:17,740
I know I did...
767
00:43:27,309 --> 00:43:29,034
but I knew I was still looking...
768
00:43:29,501 --> 00:43:31,707
for something, for someone.
769
00:43:32,398 --> 00:43:33,484
For light...
770
00:43:43,365 --> 00:43:45,822
- Um, hi, George.
- Hi, Beth Anne.
771
00:43:46,509 --> 00:43:48,870
And I had no idea where I'd find it.
772
00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:01,578
When I was 10,
773
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:03,338
something happened to me...
774
00:44:06,969 --> 00:44:09,513
And something happened to Beth Anne Miller...
775
00:44:15,202 --> 00:44:17,485
and it changed both of our lives...
776
00:44:19,764 --> 00:44:21,090
forever.
777
00:45:17,264 --> 00:45:41,090
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