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Most girls my age are obsessed
with pretty similar things.
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Fun things.
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Some are obsessed with flirting.
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Something more than flirting.
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Some are obsessed with their ride.
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Or whether to wear Really Ruby Red
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or Silver City Pink.
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Me... I was obsessed too.
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I was obsessed with post-its.
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Post-its and death.
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I was beyond obsessed.
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Did you write my name on my post-it ?
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What ?
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Did you write my name on my post-it ?
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The one where I died.
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Georgia, I'm not a big fan of the drop-by.
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Well, I want to know.
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The drop-by is... It's a discourtesy.
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Polite society has a protocol,
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an agreed-upon time and place, you make plans.
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Kinda like a post-it.
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I was in the middle of a
sentence when you knocked.
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The written sentence in a book but I
had to put it down because you knocked.
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I was in the middle of
something when you knocked.
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Does it matter who wrote your post-it ?
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Here's what I know.
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You get a list of names
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and you transfer the 1st initial,
last name, time and place onto a post-it.
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But you get more than that.
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That's right.
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What else do you get ?
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Is my name still in here somewhere ?
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What else does it say about me ?
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What else does it say about me ?
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Oh what is this ? Like Santa Klaus' list ?
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Does it say who's bad and who's good ?
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Does it say that I was 18 years old ?
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That I never had a boyfriend ?
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That I didn't even have my driver's license ?
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Did it say that I had never done anything ?
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Do you know anything about Persian mythology ?
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Persian mythology says on the
last day there's a reckoning.
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There's an old-fashioned scale.
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You got one side for light,
one side for darkness.
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Good, evil.
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Everybody steps onto the pan,
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sees how they measure up.
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The world wants it all to make sense.
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The world wants... all that add up.
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The world wants... balance.
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This is your response ?
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Some story about some bullshit
weight station into the afterlife ?
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You're still here, George.
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I wanna be young and silly.
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You are young and silly.
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Georgia ! I wrote your name on that post-it.
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I had not met you,
I didn't know how a great kid you are.
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But if I had known you, I would still
have written your name on the post-it.
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It's the way of the world.
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I think he's wrong.
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I don't think it all adds up.
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I don't think any of it makes sense.
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I don't see any fucking balance in the world.
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It's all about luck.
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Either you're lucky, or you're not.
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And I'm not.
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This is bullshit.
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She sold the Slater's house.
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She got 50,000 over asking.
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Alright, she's their top realtor, Clancy.
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She's ambitious and ruthless.
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Right up your alley.
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I think Reggie's upstairs.
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Reggie ? Reggie ?
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Can't find her. Bye.
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I don't see why we have to sell the house.
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Well, how about half of it is your father's ?
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Can't we just buy his half ?
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I don't have that kind of money.
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Well I guess you'll have to go back to work.
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Reggie, going back to work, you know,
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would require a major lifestyle
change for me, you know,
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for both of us.
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So I have to live in some cheesy apartment
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just because you're lazy ?
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Do you remember what my job was ?
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Secretary.
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Legal secretary.
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And lawyers are very angry people.
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Don't you remember how incredibly
unhappy I was when I came home ?
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You're always incredibly unhappy.
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No, I'm not.
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Unhappy in the cheesy apartment,
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unhappy in the big house...
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Excuse me ! Can I borrow your salt please ?
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Thank you.
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Roxy...
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Can I see your new police revolver please ?
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- No.
- Please.
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No.
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I just wanna hold it, Roxy.
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No.
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Look, I won't shoot you,
I promise, promise, promise.
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I just want it... filling my hands. Please !
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No !
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And stop asking me.
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Give me the gun !
Give me the gun ! Give me the gun !
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You are really working my nerves this morning.
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You don't have the weight force.
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You wish you had a pair like mine, baby.
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And a gun like that.
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Here's your juice, hon'.
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Thanks.
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Is it too much to ask to eat my eggs in peace ?
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Just let the little man hold the gun.
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Luck's everywhere.
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Just drifting in the breeze.
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And the bad luck that's floating
around has to land on somebody.
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And whoever it lands on...
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well, people find ways to even the score.
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My parents are selling my house.
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You want anything, sweaty ?
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No, thanks.
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The house I grew up in, they're selling it.
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- How much ?
- I have no idea.
- How much is the check ?
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Why would they do this ? They loved our house.
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- Just doesn't add up.
- It doesn't add up.
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- What's the problem ?
- We lived there for 20 years.
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What's the problem with the check ?
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- She didn't charge us enough.
- Let's pay it and run.
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We most certainly will not.
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Right, Johnny Law on the spot.
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They just up and leaving.
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She didn't charge me for my fruit salad.
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- Doesn't make sense.
- It makes sense.
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Cops eat free.
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It doesn't make sense her parents are moving.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Maybe it's just too painful to
walk by your bedroom everyday.
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It's not like they need the extra-space because
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when she kicked the bucket,
they gained an extra-door.
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Roxy, do me a favor...
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Shoot him !
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Gladly !
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SO far ahead of this bid.
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I was joking.
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Roxy...
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Look at you !
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You think you're so bloody special, don't you ?
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Prancing around in your tight blue
trousers and your big shiny gun.
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but let me tell you something, sweetheart.
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Cops don't eat free.
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People hate cops.
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Please don't. I've had a bad morning already.
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Excuse me, Kiffany.
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Hi, could you settle a dispute for us ?
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What is it, sweetheart ?
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Do officers of the law
receive complimentary meals ?
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- No.
- Ah ah ah !
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Coffee's free. You want some more coffee ?
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No, thank you.
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So what ? You just neglected to
charge her for her fruit salad ?
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Well...
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Look at that ! You're right.
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I'll get you a new check.
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Jesus Christ !
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Fucking hell !
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So they're selling your childhood home ?
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Yes !
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That's a shame, sweaty.
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It's not fair.
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That fucking hurt.
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It does hurt.
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It's like sometimes the world
just doesn't make any sense.
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Pardon me.
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Hey ! Can I get a soda ?
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- Five-letter word "accidental fish".
- Fluke.
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Time to generate a new revenue stream. Behold !
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Oh Mason, Mason, Mason...
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Are you drinking again ?
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No.
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Say "as God is my witness".
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I don't believe in God.
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Now what about a little wager ?
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Come on ! Guess where the pea is !
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Where is the pea ? Where is the pea ?
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Put a dollar down. Come on !
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A George Washington from Georgy girl.
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Is it under this one ?
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Could it be under this one ?
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Or is it this one ?
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Where could it be ?
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Where is the pea ?
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Guess ! And win a dollar !
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- The middle one.
- Nop !
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Oh by George ! She's got it !
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You are drinking again.
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Okay, so give me the money
back and we'll start all again.
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Hmmm no !
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Yes because that was practice, alright ?
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And you just lost a dollar.
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Morning boys and girls !
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How's everybody ?
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Having a lovely day, thank you. How about you ?
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- Still wearing those sticks, huh ?
- I am.
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Find yourself a cross,
suddenly you're a catholic.
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I think it looks really
pretty on me, don't you ?
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You know, George, you have your very own saint.
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I'd rather have a pony.
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Saint George is the patron saint of
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farmers, soldiers, boy scouts,
cavalry, chivalry and England.
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I want a saint. Have I got a saint ?
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Yeah, Saint Thomas.
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What about Saint Mason ?
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Thomas is the patron saint of masons.
There's no Saint Mason.
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But saints are marvelous,
there's a patron saint for everything.
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Patron saint for lost causes, patron saint
for being depressed, patron saint for...
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Being bored out of your skull.
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Do you know what the Holy Trinity is, George ?
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We are in a fucking restaurant.
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It's peppers, onions and celery.
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Would a little ritual in
her life do her any harm ?
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I have a little ritual myself.
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Let us begin.
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Nothing for me ?
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Not unless you got one under
your pretty little shells.
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Don't you usually ride a bike over here ?
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Yes.
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- Did you ride it today ?
- Yes.
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Well, it's not out there.
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What ?
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Your bike is gone.
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I gave you that bike.
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This better be a joke.
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Is it really gone ?
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Let me see your version of the shell game.
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I could really use a laugh this morning.
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Come on !
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Quit fucking around. Play !
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Someone stole my bike !
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Someone stole my bike !
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We got that. Did you lock it ?
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Yes, I locked it.
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All there's left is one tire.
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Which tire ?
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The tire that was locked !
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I had a feeling you'd lose that bike.
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You gotta make the figure 8 with your hands.
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You don't have to be so huffy about it.
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I've lost my pea now.
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What ? You're blaming me ?
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When something is lost, someone has
to be blamed, isn't that the theory ?
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If not you then who ?
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The designer of the bike for making something
so beautiful that someone else covets it ?
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Or maybe we should blame me or maybe
we should assign no blame at all.
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Daisy's people would say
"He giveth and he taketh away".
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I blame the guy who took it.
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I'd get revenge.
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You know, an eye for an eye,
a Schwinn for a Schwinn.
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I would steal somebody else's bike.
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That's a bad idea.
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Okay, Roxy's big, bad and blue now.
Why don't you ask her ?
263
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That's a great idea.
264
00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:49,428
Rube, can I borrow your truck ?
265
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:50,596
Are you a responsible driver ?
266
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,082
I am a an excellent driver.
267
00:14:52,164 --> 00:14:54,113
I promise I'll take care
of your piece of shit truck.
268
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,325
Well, that's not the
response I was looking for.
269
00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:57,733
Oh fine !
270
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,285
George !
271
00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:03,739
What ?
272
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:08,129
Sometimes pretty things just disappear.
273
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:10,488
Well, I guess that's just my bad luck.
274
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:13,288
Show me the hands.
275
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,902
Winner or loser ? Winner or loser ?
276
00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:18,696
Which will it be ?
277
00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:20,332
Only time will tell.
278
00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:23,561
Here today... Gone in a moment !
279
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,556
What's under the middle one ?
280
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,450
It's squishy.
281
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:54,116
I'm gonna squish if you
get any clay on that table.
282
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,111
We'll clean it.
283
00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,421
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
284
00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:00,331
You know, George, when you're all grown up,
285
00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,468
you are not gonna believe how little you were.
286
00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:06,181
I'm not little. Reggie's little.
287
00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:09,695
Your father was kidding, honey.
You're a big girl.
288
00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:14,930
Okay, let's do the left one.
289
00:16:28,942 --> 00:16:30,680
The world may try to mess with you.
290
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,818
Out there it may be a free-for-all but in here
291
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,470
there's a system in place to address that.
292
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:37,756
Next !
293
00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:39,874
Maybe it's just the uniforms
294
00:16:39,977 --> 00:16:42,652
but in here it feels like
there's order in the world.
295
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:43,977
Next !
296
00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:46,639
And if you just get the
facts onto the books, odds are
297
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,334
the system takes care of you.
298
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:51,657
Hi ! I'd like to report
the theft of my bicycle.
299
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:53,619
It happened almost an hour ago on Bay Street.
300
00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:54,701
Fill those out.
301
00:16:55,411 --> 00:16:56,345
What's this ?
302
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,530
It's a Harvard law degree.
We're all very proud of you.
303
00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:02,250
Listen, I'm gonna be really late for work.
304
00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:03,975
Can I just describe the bike to you
305
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,489
and you can put out an APB or whatever ?
306
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:08,430
No.
307
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,616
Great !
308
00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,259
Excuse me.
309
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,323
Thank you.
310
00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:20,669
Holy shit !
311
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,699
Did you see this ?
312
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,851
What happened to you, dear ?
313
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,694
Someone stole my bike.
314
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:33,104
And it was a really cool bike.
315
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,901
A man fondled my behind on a city bus.
316
00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:41,932
There's no excuse for that.
317
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,736
I think he was stabbed.
318
00:17:47,409 --> 00:17:49,341
Yep, assault with a deadly weapon...
319
00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:50,951
Netting needles.
320
00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:52,816
The shithead had it coming.
321
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,896
Here we go !
322
00:17:58,114 --> 00:17:59,701
Here we go. Where we go ?
323
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,328
Where we go ? Nobody knows.
324
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,882
- That's your patter ?
- Patter's bullshit.
325
00:18:04,928 --> 00:18:06,379
Patter's how you draw people in.
326
00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:07,854
People are joining by the game
327
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,395
and by my non-threatening good looks.
328
00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:12,751
Patter seduces.
329
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,807
It's not your strong sell.
330
00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:17,029
There.
331
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,918
You know why people play the shell game ?
332
00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:24,212
Because they think they can beat the odds.
333
00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:25,254
Wrong.
334
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,945
They think they can beat you.
335
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,648
They think they're smarter than you.
336
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,220
In this case, they're right.
337
00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:32,351
I'm smarter than you think.
338
00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:33,695
You're smart enough to play stupid ?
339
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,922
I'm so smart, I'm practically retarded.
340
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,274
Are you drinking again ?
341
00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:41,434
No.
342
00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:42,381
Are you lying ?
343
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,546
As God is my witness.
344
00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:46,054
Now where's the pea ? Follow the pea !
345
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:50,738
5'll get to 10, 10'll get to 20, 50'll get to 100,
double your money, double your money,
346
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:53,402
just catch it once.
One time ! One time ! One time !
347
00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,143
You need a rhythm.
348
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,075
You need to hypnotize with your words.
349
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,703
I can hypnotize with my catlike movement.
350
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,658
Now, how slick was that ?
351
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,938
There's only one movement I care about.
352
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:20,218
It happens everyday right about now,
there's nothing catlike about it.
353
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,048
It's under the one on the right.
354
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:24,687
Wrong !
355
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:26,270
My right.
356
00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,186
I can do this !
357
00:19:47,941 --> 00:19:49,600
How is this low-priority ?
358
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,365
It's petty theft list.
359
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,082
It's a victimless crime.
360
00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:55,038
Victimless ? Then who the fuck am I ?
361
00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,527
And the language won't
make it a higher priority.
362
00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,638
Did I win anything ?
363
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,276
Twenty scratch off and I didn't get squatt ?
364
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,970
What are the odds ?
365
00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:07,624
Who do I have to kill to get
some attention around here ?
366
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,003
It's just an expression.
367
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:15,389
I'll catch up with you, guys.
I'll take it from here, thanks.
368
00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:16,551
Thank God !
369
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:18,211
You have to help me, Roxy.
370
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,147
- It was a yellow bike.
- I can read.
371
00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:21,481
And it had a bell and...
372
00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:22,748
and a missing tire.
373
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,556
George, I will treat this
with the respect it deserves.
374
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:27,727
What does that mean ?
375
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,425
Look, I'm happy to file a report.
376
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,600
I'm happy to follow up.
377
00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:33,401
But don't expect anyone around
here to look after your bike.
378
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,078
Somebody broke the law !
379
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,477
Somebody has to pay !
380
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,026
You're on the books, George.
381
00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:41,263
I'm on the books
382
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,482
but the books don't really give a shit.
383
00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:49,098
In the end, the lesson the system
teaches you is pretty simple.
384
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,178
You're on your own.
385
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,568
What the hell ? Is it Saturday ?
386
00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:25,936
No. Staff meeting.
387
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,650
How come you're not there ?
388
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:28,681
Followings.
389
00:21:35,305 --> 00:21:36,283
THEFT
390
00:21:36,487 --> 00:21:39,456
Thieves Harm Everyone's Fun Times.
391
00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:41,757
Let's break it down, people.
392
00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,641
What do I mean when I say harm ?
393
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,749
Harm who ? You ?
Or the cutie in the next cubicle ?
394
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,813
The CEO ? The President ?
395
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,840
- Everyone chain to the lowest...
- Someone stole my bike !
396
00:21:56,977 --> 00:22:00,572
And everyone in here is a thief
until proven otherwise including you.
397
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,163
Freak !
398
00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,646
Oh ! Did I miss a joke ?
399
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,010
Let me tell you something.
400
00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:13,411
Stealing company property is no joke.
401
00:22:14,092 --> 00:22:16,468
People think "oh the company
is sucking away my life,
402
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,803
I'll just take something back."
403
00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:18,928
Who is this guy ?
404
00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:21,597
Security expert because
of all the supply theft.
405
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,035
I didn't give you a promotion
so you'd show up an hour late.
406
00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:26,409
I was trying to find my bike to get here.
407
00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:27,497
You !
408
00:22:27,609 --> 00:22:28,566
What's your name ?
409
00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:29,675
Millie.
410
00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:31,354
You like your life here, Millie ?
411
00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:32,733
Not so much.
412
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:33,915
Tell him you're happy.
413
00:22:33,996 --> 00:22:34,945
I'm really happy.
414
00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:36,695
Good. Good...
415
00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:39,843
because you know what people do
when they're unhappy, don't you ?
416
00:22:40,002 --> 00:22:41,684
They... get a cat ?
417
00:22:42,715 --> 00:22:43,599
Not you !
418
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,541
Wrong !
419
00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:45,935
They take staples
420
00:22:46,537 --> 00:22:48,854
or roller ball pens or...
421
00:22:49,446 --> 00:22:50,457
post-its !
422
00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:54,670
People who don't like
their life try to get even.
423
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:58,956
And that makes Happy Time an unhappy place.
424
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,103
No matter how I tried to play the game,
425
00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:03,052
it wasn't coming out in my favor.
426
00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:06,603
Die, become reaper, see family sell house,
427
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,167
see bike get stolen, do not pass go.
428
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,215
RIPOF
429
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:24,159
Report Identify Prove Ostracize Fire.
430
00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:25,420
Ripof ?
431
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,205
You got a problem there, Millie ?
432
00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,116
You misspelled rip-off. Dropped an "f".
433
00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:31,168
Oh I see.
434
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,012
We have ourselves a smart-ass.
435
00:23:34,306 --> 00:23:36,108
Don't you mean "smart-as" ?
436
00:23:37,273 --> 00:23:38,285
Millie !
437
00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,464
Let me tell something there, Millie.
438
00:23:44,129 --> 00:23:46,419
I can't sing. I can't tap dance.
439
00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:47,917
I can't twirl a rifle.
440
00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:50,407
I have one talent, Millie.
441
00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:52,454
I fire troublemakers.
442
00:23:53,025 --> 00:23:56,527
I find troublemakers and I fire them.
443
00:23:57,072 --> 00:23:59,485
That's my talent, Millie. What's yours ?
444
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,209
You don't wanna find out.
445
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,643
Watch this one. I don't like her.
446
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:09,341
R-I-P-O-F.
447
00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:10,718
Figure it out.
448
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:14,508
'less you catch the bull by the horns.
449
00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:25,564
Huh.. well... huh... there're muffins.
450
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,681
Do you feel lucky today ?
451
00:24:33,358 --> 00:24:34,697
Where is the pea ?
452
00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,784
Find the pea.
453
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,195
The pea is under this shell.
454
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,966
Just take the money. Take the money !
455
00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:52,575
Go away !
456
00:24:58,158 --> 00:24:59,589
How's that revenue stream running ?
457
00:25:00,346 --> 00:25:01,960
It's going really well actually, Rube.
458
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:04,323
I've actually saved you
something from the earnings.
459
00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:06,304
Hang on. Where is it ? Let me find it...
460
00:25:06,363 --> 00:25:07,360
It's there !
461
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,223
New car ?
462
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:27,703
Yeah. It's a... it's a lease.
463
00:25:28,548 --> 00:25:30,052
Looks like a real chick magnet.
464
00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:36,415
Where's Reggie ?
465
00:25:36,798 --> 00:25:37,831
She's at school !
466
00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:41,415
You know... place to keep the
non-voters for 8 hours a day
467
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,325
keep them out of trouble ?
468
00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:43,280
Yeah. Yeah...
469
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:46,153
I was just nervous about coming over here.
470
00:25:49,071 --> 00:25:50,050
So...
471
00:25:51,706 --> 00:25:52,625
Where do we start ?
472
00:25:52,979 --> 00:25:54,168
1983.
473
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:56,959
It was a joke.
474
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,228
I remember this.
475
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:06,505
I stole this from that hotel in Maohi.
476
00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:08,533
We were both smoking on that trip.
477
00:26:08,758 --> 00:26:09,812
And drinking !
478
00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:13,576
It was a good vacation.
479
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,446
The best.
480
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,614
Well, since I stole it, I guess it's mine.
481
00:26:33,932 --> 00:26:36,118
That's right, I'm the thief.
482
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:37,887
I'm the cat burglar.
483
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,346
Don't you eyeball me !
484
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,423
Oh yeah like anyone wants your fake Prada tote.
485
00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:02,885
Okay, death waits for no man.
Gotta go ! Gotta go !
486
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,243
Millie !
487
00:27:09,536 --> 00:27:11,984
You're an hour late and you're
going somewhere already ?
488
00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:15,663
God ! I've forced with
12-step excuse into the ground.
489
00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,715
Something else, please !
490
00:27:19,288 --> 00:27:22,663
Dolores, I died a year ago
and became a grim reaper
491
00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:25,044
and someone at the Woodside
Mall is going to die in about
492
00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:27,196
20 minutes, probably violently.
493
00:27:27,274 --> 00:27:30,168
And I have to go take their
soul before they bite it.
494
00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:35,505
Well, that's stiff for you.
495
00:27:35,594 --> 00:27:37,258
I appreciate your understanding.
496
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,094
That security guy really upset me !
497
00:27:44,188 --> 00:27:47,379
That whole... bull with the horn thing...
498
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,792
whatever that was... I have no idea but
499
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,647
I'm on the edge here, Dolores,
and I need to go to a meeting.
500
00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:53,733
Say no more.
501
00:27:53,969 --> 00:27:55,562
Grant me the serenity.
502
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:56,618
Okay ! thank you. Later.
503
00:27:56,747 --> 00:28:01,860
"I'm going to a meeting"... I'd bore
myself to death if I wasn't already dead.
504
00:28:06,911 --> 00:28:09,982
I'm telling you the kitchen guillotine
is the last slicer you'll ever buy.
505
00:28:10,213 --> 00:28:11,967
You like peppers ? It slices peppers.
506
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:15,438
Look at that ! Easy as pie !
Just right through the pepper like nothing.
507
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,049
Pop that on there.
508
00:28:19,853 --> 00:28:21,230
Grill some meat on this, baby.
509
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:22,844
And you're doing what I like to call:
510
00:28:23,028 --> 00:28:24,912
the Boscacci Habachi tango.
511
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:28,813
I'm Xavier Boscacci
512
00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:30,370
and that's fun in the kitchen !
513
00:28:33,638 --> 00:28:35,180
Come on, people ! And that's...
514
00:28:35,569 --> 00:28:36,852
Fun in the kitchen.
515
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,638
Fucking mall gigs !
516
00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:43,821
Okay, I need a volunteer, huh...
517
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,419
How about you young lady ?
518
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:46,652
No.
519
00:28:46,781 --> 00:28:49,129
Come on ! Let's give her
a little encouragement.
520
00:28:54,222 --> 00:28:55,259
Excuse me.
521
00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:00,392
Look, kid.
522
00:29:00,393 --> 00:29:02,753
I gotta move four of these by the
end of the hour or I'm a dead man.
523
00:29:02,852 --> 00:29:04,012
Right ? Just read the script.
524
00:29:12,174 --> 00:29:13,525
Do you like fresh fruit juice ?
525
00:29:16,228 --> 00:29:17,617
I love fresh fruit juice.
526
00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:18,935
Well, let me ask you this:
527
00:29:19,211 --> 00:29:20,223
Do you like the rind ?
528
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,557
I throw the rind away.
529
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,553
You throw the rind away ?
530
00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,639
My friend, if you're not trying the rind,
531
00:29:30,843 --> 00:29:32,871
you're not living !
532
00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:34,467
Neither are you in 3 minutes.
533
00:29:36,829 --> 00:29:38,059
Oh ! Watch it, pal !
534
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,971
Isn't fresh fruit juice expensive ?
535
00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,737
My friend, not only is the
kitchen guillotine easy to use
536
00:29:47,155 --> 00:29:50,484
and easy to clean,
537
00:29:52,134 --> 00:29:54,436
it's only $19.99 !
538
00:29:59,018 --> 00:30:02,737
And you too can have fresh mimosas forever.
539
00:30:07,782 --> 00:30:10,021
And that's fun in the kitchen !
540
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,927
You got some juice on your coat.
541
00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:14,301
Actually that's you.
542
00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:16,498
Oh...
543
00:30:16,499 --> 00:30:17,975
You got guillotined.
544
00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:20,944
I knew that blade wasn't safe.
545
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,092
We're just trying to cut cost, you know.
546
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:24,876
And the world gets even.
547
00:30:25,348 --> 00:30:27,457
And maybe even throws you a bone.
548
00:30:33,016 --> 00:30:36,632
So, is the rind really good for you ?
549
00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:38,380
I have no idea.
550
00:30:42,227 --> 00:30:43,417
That is not true, Joy.
551
00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:47,983
I'm sure of it. I bought that
table when you were in grad school
552
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,425
Okay, whatever.
553
00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:50,796
Take it !
554
00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:53,361
Don't tell me like you're giving
me something out of charity.
555
00:30:53,446 --> 00:30:55,069
That was the agreement. I brought it in.
556
00:30:55,296 --> 00:30:56,375
Okay, fine.
557
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,898
You know what I brought in ?
558
00:30:58,001 --> 00:30:58,919
Your necklace.
559
00:30:59,672 --> 00:31:00,643
My...
560
00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:03,730
Your mother gave this to me !
561
00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:04,650
My mother...
562
00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:07,989
I think that falls squarely in the category
of things that I brought into the marriage.
563
00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,584
She's my mother.
You should give the necklace back to me.
564
00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:12,742
Don't you get it ?
565
00:31:13,618 --> 00:31:15,311
I wanted to give this to...
566
00:31:17,186 --> 00:31:18,651
I want to give this to our daughter.
567
00:31:19,162 --> 00:31:21,347
Well, I can give it to her just as easily.
568
00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:23,258
You want it, Clancy ?
569
00:31:24,089 --> 00:31:25,868
You're gonna have to rip it off my neck !
570
00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:31,261
- Hi sweaty !
- Hey Regg' !
571
00:31:36,051 --> 00:31:37,322
How was school today, honey ?
572
00:31:43,711 --> 00:31:46,793
- Did I do one of these ?
- Yeah, you did. Right, Joy ?
573
00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:49,822
Where is it ?
574
00:31:50,012 --> 00:31:53,359
I don't know, sweaty.
It might have gone lost somewhere.
575
00:32:01,646 --> 00:32:03,391
I need a ride to my drums lesson...
576
00:32:03,626 --> 00:32:06,171
- Oh I'll take you !
- ...mum !
577
00:32:09,868 --> 00:32:12,518
Listen, do you mind if I stay
and go through some things ?
578
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:13,805
I really do.
579
00:32:20,181 --> 00:32:22,146
Rube says the world wants balance...
580
00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:24,597
I say I'm ready to help the world get it.
581
00:32:26,541 --> 00:32:27,821
Why shouldn't I get mine ?
582
00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:31,301
Even if I didn't exactly pay for it.
583
00:32:35,848 --> 00:32:36,911
Who are you kidding ?
584
00:32:37,326 --> 00:32:38,616
You're not this lucky.
585
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,711
That's cool !
586
00:32:44,804 --> 00:32:46,520
Why should I play by the rules ?
587
00:32:46,871 --> 00:32:48,804
It's not like anyone was keeping score.
588
00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,010
And more important:
589
00:32:57,422 --> 00:32:59,298
it's not like anyone was watching.
590
00:33:26,257 --> 00:33:27,176
Hi there !
591
00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:28,999
Just browsing.
592
00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:35,576
I've got Jesus Christ,
Crystal, Twin Towers there.
593
00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:38,946
Tell me about the crosses.
594
00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:40,952
What would you like to know ?
595
00:33:41,168 --> 00:33:42,116
Are you a collector ?
596
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,152
They just sort of have a habit of turning up.
597
00:33:45,969 --> 00:33:47,268
You wanna see something pretty ?
598
00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:15,450
See ? Now there is something really pretty !
599
00:34:17,828 --> 00:34:20,517
The crosses... How much are they worth ?
600
00:34:21,463 --> 00:34:23,042
- Depends.
- On ?
601
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:26,995
Carat, age, design. Are you buying ?
602
00:34:27,111 --> 00:34:28,843
No, just information gathering for now.
603
00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,554
But I really do fancy them.
604
00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:33,549
It's a nice piece you've got on you.
605
00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:35,356
Is it ?
606
00:34:35,822 --> 00:34:36,993
- May I ?
- Yeah.
607
00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:48,897
Edwardian.
608
00:34:49,677 --> 00:34:51,100
Probably turn of the century.
609
00:34:53,028 --> 00:34:55,477
I'll give you a thousand bucks for it.
610
00:34:55,866 --> 00:34:56,744
Really ?
611
00:34:56,745 --> 00:35:00,051
I get a good turnover for
these heirloom state pieces.
612
00:35:00,117 --> 00:35:01,130
I don't think so.
613
00:35:01,897 --> 00:35:03,017
Are you catholic ?
614
00:35:03,507 --> 00:35:05,651
A little bit. So are you Rusty ?
615
00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:07,346
Yeah, I'm a little out of practice but
616
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,452
you look like you know what you're doing.
617
00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:11,437
Not even a chuckle ?
618
00:35:11,949 --> 00:35:13,218
Is Rusty your real name ?
619
00:35:13,891 --> 00:35:16,279
No, I had red hair when I was a kid.
620
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,360
- My real name is John.
- John what ?
621
00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:20,334
John McCollum.
622
00:35:21,226 --> 00:35:23,614
1200. That's my final offer.
623
00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:24,764
No, thank you.
624
00:35:25,037 --> 00:35:27,061
I think I can get a better deal somewhere else.
625
00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:38,775
You have beautiful things, Rusty.
626
00:35:39,392 --> 00:35:40,713
Rusty and beautiful.
627
00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:42,345
Rusty and beautiful...
628
00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:01,872
Take the mirror.
629
00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:05,667
- Really ?
- From one catholic to another.
630
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,903
You know, I actually have plenty of
mirrors but I would love another cross.
631
00:36:11,231 --> 00:36:12,379
Help yourself.
632
00:36:15,244 --> 00:36:16,931
You're a sweet man, Rusty.
633
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,293
I'm sure there's a nice deal
waiting out there for you.
634
00:36:30,698 --> 00:36:31,807
You don't eat the rind ?
635
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,924
The rind is the best part, darling. Look !
636
00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:44,548
That's fun in the kitchen !
637
00:36:45,155 --> 00:36:46,938
Alright, you know what ? You see, you...
638
00:36:47,098 --> 00:36:49,565
You are seriously beginning
to creep me out so piss off.
639
00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:52,223
Go on, I mean it. Piss off. Go !
640
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:53,492
Go, go, go !
641
00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:57,145
Anyway, you lovely people,
come and get your kitchen guillotine.
642
00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:59,020
It slices, it dices.
643
00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:01,066
It'll cut your fucking
hand off if you want it to.
644
00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,735
Only 10 bucks a pop. Lovely ! Thank you !
645
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,054
Be the first on your block ! I'm good at this !
646
00:37:06,278 --> 00:37:08,563
Lovely ! There's your kitchen guillotine, sir !
647
00:37:13,918 --> 00:37:15,415
A day of firsts.
648
00:37:15,854 --> 00:37:18,850
First time you've pulled into
this driveway since you died.
649
00:37:19,358 --> 00:37:21,717
First time you walk in without breaking in.
650
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,675
And maybe the last time you see the place.
651
00:37:24,818 --> 00:37:25,780
Hi !
652
00:37:25,812 --> 00:37:27,685
- You must be Millie.
- Hi.
653
00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:29,538
Nice to meet you.
654
00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:33,713
I have to say it's a real coup when a
house on this block comes out for sale.
655
00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:36,408
Those people keep these
gems in the family for years.
656
00:37:36,485 --> 00:37:37,866
It's a very special opportunity.
657
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:40,107
And you're sure the family
won't be here, right ?
658
00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:41,890
Oh no. No, of course not.
659
00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:43,465
No, I think it's kind of...
660
00:37:43,977 --> 00:37:44,892
I don't know...
661
00:37:44,893 --> 00:37:48,200
creepy having the family hovering
around when you look at their things.
662
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,529
Creepy might be too strong a word.
663
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:51,738
No, it's good.
664
00:37:52,563 --> 00:37:54,466
So, you are single ?
665
00:37:54,702 --> 00:37:55,658
Engaged.
666
00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:59,225
To a banker. He's at the
bank making serious... bank.
667
00:38:00,049 --> 00:38:03,197
- Sure, then financing...
- Is the least of our problems.
668
00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:08,200
Well, I think it's nice that the two of you
are interested in a family home like this.
669
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,858
Preparing for the future.
670
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,557
What I was really doing,
of course, was facing my past.
671
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:20,988
Now, what's special about the design of
the interior of this home is the floor.
672
00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:26,567
- Why are they moving ?
- Excuse me ?
673
00:38:27,735 --> 00:38:30,596
- Where is the family going ?
- I wouldn't know that.
674
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:34,045
Well, why are they leaving ?
675
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:37,461
There's no problem with the house itself.
I can assure you of that.
676
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,709
No, this place has been perfectly maintained.
677
00:38:41,081 --> 00:38:42,002
The mother is...
678
00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,408
Well she's very particular.
679
00:38:50,401 --> 00:38:52,990
It just doesn't make any sense.
680
00:38:53,216 --> 00:38:54,176
Now...
681
00:38:55,171 --> 00:38:56,732
I shouldn't tell you this but
682
00:38:57,315 --> 00:38:58,616
they lost a child.
683
00:38:58,924 --> 00:39:00,908
It was very sad. Terrible accident.
684
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:02,520
Not in the home of course.
685
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,555
But I think that was the beginning of it.
686
00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:05,953
The beginning of what ?
687
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,076
The end of the marriage.
688
00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:09,379
It's very common.
689
00:39:09,568 --> 00:39:11,944
Most marriages can't
survive the death of a child.
690
00:39:12,579 --> 00:39:14,585
I do love those stores though.
691
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:21,610
And just as I did as a child when faced
with something I didn't wanna hear,
692
00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:24,212
I headed straight for my room.
693
00:39:24,725 --> 00:39:27,198
Can I show you one of the bedrooms in ?
694
00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:30,417
There's a tricky handle, you might wanna...
695
00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:32,621
hit it a bit.
696
00:39:33,468 --> 00:39:37,773
It's the silly real flaw on an otherwise
mint-conditioned house. I assure you.
697
00:39:38,448 --> 00:39:40,927
I think I'd just like to
get a feel for it up here.
698
00:39:41,576 --> 00:39:42,800
By myself.
699
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,034
Sure, I'll be downstairs.
700
00:39:48,114 --> 00:39:50,166
But it wasn't even my room anymore.
701
00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,762
My parents were getting a divorce.
702
00:39:53,444 --> 00:39:55,566
And I didn't even had a bed to cry on.
703
00:39:57,372 --> 00:39:59,241
What is it about the death of something
704
00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:01,911
that makes people just wanna put it in a box ?
705
00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:09,025
And finally there I was.
706
00:40:16,603 --> 00:40:18,264
But there was no place for me.
707
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,091
I just didn't fit.
708
00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:28,603
Did Millie ever come back ?
709
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:31,204
I wanted her to do this tonight.
710
00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:34,034
Just don't sing "We are the world" again.
711
00:40:34,195 --> 00:40:37,187
for one-apple martini in units 1983.
712
00:40:37,715 --> 00:40:40,857
Dolores ! You wanna come to
the Karaoke Happy Hour with us ?
713
00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:43,248
I can't I've got responsibilities.
714
00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,504
Come on, Dolores ! Everyone's gonna be there !
715
00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,113
Well, back to the salt mine.
716
00:41:09,996 --> 00:41:11,437
Rock star parking.
717
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,260
Lucky me.
718
00:41:32,726 --> 00:41:34,513
- What's that ?
- A Mustang.
719
00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:37,248
Temps must be doing really
well on this new economy.
720
00:41:38,825 --> 00:41:39,756
You steal it ?
721
00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,048
Not exactly.
722
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,031
Did you buy it ?
723
00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:45,202
Not exactly.
724
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,963
How did you get it exactly ?
725
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,450
I think I was supposed to get it.
726
00:41:49,752 --> 00:41:51,444
That whole balance thing.
727
00:41:55,383 --> 00:41:57,323
I had a really bad day, Rube.
728
00:42:01,715 --> 00:42:03,612
I think I was supposed to get it.
729
00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:06,755
Okay.
730
00:42:07,398 --> 00:42:09,100
I've seen this kid today, this morning,
731
00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:10,559
who was picked.
732
00:42:11,084 --> 00:42:12,118
19 years old.
733
00:42:13,187 --> 00:42:15,298
Stole $17, was killed running away.
734
00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:18,522
Not a bad guy,
never stole anything in his life.
735
00:42:18,596 --> 00:42:19,533
Just hungry.
736
00:42:19,789 --> 00:42:22,310
He's 19. you were 18.
737
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,664
What else did it say about me ?
738
00:42:24,971 --> 00:42:27,533
On the list before you wrote
my name on that post-it.
739
00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:33,188
It said that you did not
have a driver's license.
740
00:42:35,778 --> 00:42:38,275
And you didn't get that car
because someone stole your bike.
741
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,941
What happened today ?
742
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,873
My parents are getting a divorce.
743
00:42:46,127 --> 00:42:48,152
Looking to blame someone for that ?
744
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:49,512
I don't know.
745
00:42:51,396 --> 00:42:52,301
Sweetheart...
746
00:42:53,052 --> 00:42:53,988
My experience...
747
00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:57,440
Death of a child doesn't kill a marriage.
748
00:42:59,006 --> 00:43:01,252
Sometimes it gives it an overdue barrier but
749
00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,451
you can blame yourself if you want to.
750
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:07,072
That young lady would be unfair.
751
00:43:10,869 --> 00:43:11,783
See you tomorrow ?
752
00:43:19,394 --> 00:43:20,355
Do me a favor.
753
00:43:20,746 --> 00:43:23,032
Bring my friend a bowl of chocolate ice cream.
754
00:43:43,096 --> 00:43:44,467
Tonight, somewhere else,
755
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:46,880
maybe there's a different
girl who's dodging a bullet
756
00:43:47,049 --> 00:43:49,452
or stepping out of the
path of a speeding train.
757
00:43:49,558 --> 00:43:50,571
A girl who's lucky.
758
00:43:51,294 --> 00:43:52,204
I don't know...
759
00:43:57,287 --> 00:44:01,500
I figured that since I had a pretty
harsh stretch of bad luck when I was 18,
760
00:44:01,944 --> 00:44:07,194
you know, the whole toilet seat falling from
the sky and incinerating me kind of bad luck,
761
00:44:07,742 --> 00:44:12,547
I figured it would be reasonable to expect
a change of fortune on the other side.
762
00:44:23,532 --> 00:44:25,499
Why shouldn't I get the books to balance ?
763
00:44:27,950 --> 00:44:29,917
Why shouldn't I make things add up ?
764
00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:43,388
I'm tired of playing by the rules.
765
00:44:44,002 --> 00:44:45,301
I wanna be bad.
766
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,027
I wanna have fun.
767
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:53,066
I want to keep stealing back pieces
from where my life used to be.
768
00:44:55,835 --> 00:44:57,501
I'm just like everyone else.
769
00:44:58,975 --> 00:45:01,037
And I'm ready to even the score.
770
00:45:03,675 --> 00:45:09,037
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