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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,327 --> 00:00:05,660 (percussive rock music) 2 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:33,432 - Gimme your water, faggot. 3 00:01:33,498 --> 00:01:34,604 I'm so fucking thirsty. 4 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:36,148 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 5 00:01:36,214 --> 00:01:39,381 (students chattering) 6 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,571 - [Student] How big is it? 7 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:43,574 (laughing) 8 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,034 - [Student] Oh my God, really big. 9 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:49,267 (students chattering) 10 00:01:53,691 --> 00:01:54,919 - [Student] You know what I'm talking about. 11 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:56,501 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do! 12 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:59,734 (students chattering) 13 00:02:03,618 --> 00:02:04,845 - [Student] It's okay, it's gonna be okay. 14 00:02:04,911 --> 00:02:06,016 - What's up? 15 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,163 - I thought I told you to leave me alone. 16 00:02:07,229 --> 00:02:08,029 (thudding) 17 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:10,308 Are you for real, are you? 18 00:02:10,374 --> 00:02:13,977 (students chattering) 19 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:16,460 (books thud) 20 00:02:17,923 --> 00:02:19,204 - [Student] What's up, queer bait? 21 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:22,224 - Oh, if it isn't Justin and his baby Peterson. 22 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:23,414 - Ouch. - Blow me, dude. 23 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,974 - Hey, was that Amber that was just walking by 24 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,077 with her fine ass? 25 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,574 - Yeah, me and her, we got a little thing going on. 26 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,757 - Oh, please, you couldn't hit that 27 00:02:29,823 --> 00:02:31,474 with roofies and a guided missile. 28 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,714 - Oh, you're one to talk, Romeo. 29 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:35,543 - Hey, what do you think about my massage parlor idea? 30 00:02:36,525 --> 00:02:38,711 - I mean, I'm into it, but we still need a ride. 31 00:02:38,777 --> 00:02:40,684 - Yeah, I was planning on asking Roger at lunch. 32 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:43,124 - That kid is the biggest pussy in our school. 33 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:45,064 10 bucks says he doesn't do it. 34 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:45,930 - Bet. 35 00:02:45,963 --> 00:02:47,014 Hey, see you third period? 36 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,280 - All right, sounds good, man. 37 00:02:49,915 --> 00:02:52,154 - You know, raccoons are really filthy animals, 38 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:53,334 but they make great hats. 39 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,224 Just look at this one. 40 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:57,490 Can anyone tell me who made this hat famous? 41 00:02:58,530 --> 00:02:59,844 Anyone? 42 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:00,943 Amber McKay? 43 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,164 - Davy Crockett. 44 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,834 - That's right, the greatest explorer 45 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,494 on the American frontier. 46 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,374 Just like each of you, because, tomorrow, 47 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,694 on our field trip to Kickapoo Mountain, 48 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,264 we're gonna be looking for fossils 49 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:15,954 and arrowheads and bones and relics, 50 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:17,163 anything you can find. 51 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:19,154 - How about finding a clue? 52 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,477 He thinks cosplaying is gonna make this shit interesting? 53 00:03:21,543 --> 00:03:23,184 - Yeah, and, to make matters worse, 54 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,964 tomorrow's gonna be hot as balls. 55 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,514 - [Teacher] Who could beat something like that? 56 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:28,480 - Speaking of hot. 57 00:03:29,579 --> 00:03:33,026 I'd like to explore for some of her buried treasure. 58 00:03:33,092 --> 00:03:35,994 - [Teacher] I had to get a whole bunch of rabies shots. 59 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:36,897 - What do you mean? 60 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:38,103 - And then I got scurvy. 61 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,324 - A massage parlor? 62 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,224 I bet you'd catch more crabs than an Alaskan whore. 63 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:48,622 - That's what condoms are for, dude. 64 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,624 - Didn't you hear they busted one of those places last week? 65 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,634 It was on the news, the cops locked up everyone. 66 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,800 - Yeah, where do you think I got the idea? 67 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,094 - You guys are straight-up crazy. 68 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,670 - Look, Ryan's dad said this only happens 69 00:03:59,736 --> 00:04:01,374 once every five years. 70 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,174 They raid some unlucky joint just to make it 71 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,604 look like they care about stopping prostitution. 72 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,633 Then it's back to business as usual. 73 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:09,780 - It's true, man. 74 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:11,334 When was the last time you heard about a raid like that? 75 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,903 - Yeah, so you in? 76 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,858 - Sorry, I don't need it that bad. 77 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,074 - You know who says that? 78 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,573 Guys who need it the worst. 79 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,033 - 10 bucks, man. 80 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,464 - Better see if Sean can take us. 81 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,114 - Sean, for reals? 82 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:32,404 Come on, man, I'm not letting that pussy- 83 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:34,674 - Ah, too late. 84 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,055 Sent. - Great. 85 00:04:36,121 --> 00:04:37,247 (Justin chuckles) 86 00:04:37,313 --> 00:04:39,044 - Have you guys seen Jordan today? 87 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,204 - [Girls] Oh my God! 88 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,654 - He's so cute. 89 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,094 - So, Cindy, what are you wearing 90 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,674 to your party Friday? 91 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:47,284 - [Cindy] I don't know, I haven't found it yet. 92 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:48,794 - [Student] What about you, Amber? 93 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:51,343 - Well, Matt likes red, so you know. 94 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,634 - So you seriously let him influence what you wear? 95 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:57,254 - Hey, sometimes a girl's gotta sacrifice. 96 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,204 - And how far does the sacrifice go? 97 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,070 Have you guys... 98 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:00,951 - No! 99 00:05:01,017 --> 00:05:03,564 But we do lots of non-entry stuff. 100 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:04,764 If I let him get with me too soon, 101 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,304 he may decide there's nothing to keep 102 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,670 him around for the summer. 103 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,734 - Guys are such horndogs. 104 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,804 - Not all guys. 105 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:14,184 Like Diaz, he's the opposite. 106 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:17,414 I feel like I'm ready, but he just keeps making excuses. 107 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,374 Maybe... - Don't be ridiculous. 108 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,373 You're beautiful. 109 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,614 - Maybe he has steroid dick. 110 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,163 You know, the one muscle that doesn't benefit. 111 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,344 - Hey, what do you guys think of Ryan? 112 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:32,404 - Ew, isn't he like best buds 113 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,474 with that perv Justin Peterson? 114 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:35,340 - [Girls] Ew! 115 00:05:35,373 --> 00:05:37,134 - He's disgusting. - Gross. 116 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,374 - Yeah, but I don't know, I heard he likes me. 117 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,324 - I don't get you, Amber. 118 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:44,004 Matt is fucking hot, and you're considering Ryan? 119 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,954 - Last time I checked, a girl can still look. 120 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:49,173 A girl has got to keep her options open, right? 121 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,694 - All I know is, I wouldn't fuck Justin Peterson 122 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,827 with your pussy. 123 00:05:53,893 --> 00:05:56,034 (laughing) - Cindy! 124 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,764 - Did you see Amber's butt in those skinny jeans today? 125 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:00,234 Aw, man, she bent over and, ooh, 126 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,623 out popped the whale tail. 127 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:03,564 - What the hell's a whale tail? 128 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,274 - Dude, it's like when the thong is poking out 129 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,223 and it's like a whale tail. 130 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,700 - [Boy] What's up, my niggas? 131 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,414 - Nice one, Sean. 132 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,204 - So I heard there's a couple of pussies 133 00:06:16,270 --> 00:06:17,714 out here looking for a ride. 134 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:20,064 - Yeah, you got mama's whip? 135 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,964 - Yeah, would your mom blow me for a wooden nickel? 136 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,063 Of course. 137 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,083 - [Justin] Go to the car. 138 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:34,354 - [Sean] Hold on, I just gotta move some shit. 139 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:39,420 Got a diaper bag and some baby shit or something. 140 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,970 - Fuck off, nerd. - You don't know us like that. 141 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:45,062 - What? 142 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,563 Assholes. 143 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:03,144 (knocking) 144 00:07:03,177 --> 00:07:05,100 - [Ryan] Hey, buddy, can you let us in? 145 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:07,360 - [Justin] Asshole. 146 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,814 - What, I thought you guys were too cool. 147 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,674 - Dude, Pam Blake and Tammy Powers were right there. 148 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,734 What did you want us to do? 149 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,024 - Yeah, this car is like kryptonite to all poontang. 150 00:07:18,090 --> 00:07:19,424 - Man, did they see me get in? 151 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,374 - Yeah, probably. 152 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,114 - Shit, why didn't you guys say anything? 153 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,424 - Oh, like you had a chance anyway. 154 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:25,323 Just drive. 155 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,384 - All right, so who am I dropping off first? 156 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,064 - Who said anything about going home? 157 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:36,930 - My mom, for one, I mean... 158 00:07:36,963 --> 00:07:38,144 - See, here we are. 159 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:40,464 This is what I was telling you about, the back pages. 160 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,644 Oh, see, look, they got tantric massage. 161 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,474 That's Kama Sutra type stuff, you know? 162 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,374 Me love you long time. 163 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,114 Oh, and here's some shiatsu. 164 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:50,411 I'm pretty sure that's like doggy style, right? 165 00:07:50,477 --> 00:07:52,094 - You retard, you're thinking of Shih Tzu. 166 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,144 - [Sean] What are you guys looking at? 167 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:55,084 - God, massage, dumb ass! 168 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,224 What, are you trying to get us killed? 169 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:57,090 - Jesus, seriously, man, 170 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:58,414 pay attention. - Fuck. 171 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,701 - [Ryan] All right, what about this one up here? 172 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:02,864 - [Justin] $95, what, are they giving me a free phone, too? 173 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:04,664 - Wait, massage, are you guys high? 174 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,493 I just heard on the news, they raided one of those places. 175 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:09,820 - All right, this one over here. 176 00:08:09,853 --> 00:08:11,764 There's no price, maybe 95 is cheap. 177 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,364 - Nah, nah, I saw this on the Internet, 178 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:15,703 chicks giving it up for like 50 bucks. 179 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:18,440 - Where are we going? 180 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:21,214 - Take us here, this one. 181 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,764 Take us to 8107 Wheeler Avenue. 182 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,434 - That's like way across town. 183 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,584 My mom needs the car. 184 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,054 - Oh, stop being a wuss. 185 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,313 Mommy will understand. 186 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,671 - Well, your dad will, anyways. 187 00:08:32,737 --> 00:08:34,037 - [Justin] (chuckles) Bet. 188 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,030 - Just drive, faggot. 189 00:08:54,769 --> 00:08:56,904 - What the hell, this doesn't look like anything. 190 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,664 - Yeah, well, maybe that's the point. 191 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:00,544 - It says Suite 300-A. 192 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:03,384 - Maybe someone should stay guard outside. 193 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:04,250 - Stay guard for what? 194 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:06,710 We're not bank robbers, I just wanna get my dick sucked. 195 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:15,264 - Wait, wait, shithead, how's this gonna work? 196 00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:16,154 What are we supposed to say? 197 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,031 - Just ask for the special. 198 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:18,314 - What's the special? 199 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:19,284 - Does it matter? 200 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,424 It's not like they're accidentally 201 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:22,364 gonna give us an oil change instead of a blowjob 202 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,730 if we ask for the special. 203 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,484 - Shit, man, I don't have any cash, just my credit cards. 204 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:28,444 - Just use that. 205 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:30,634 - You explain to mom a massage parlor bill 206 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,001 on her statement. 207 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:32,867 - He makes a good point. 208 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,354 - All right, well, just wait for us in the lobby. 209 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,784 We'll get you next time. 210 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:39,114 Just don't fucking leave us here, okay? 211 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,013 - Okay. 212 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,104 - Can I help you? 213 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,534 - [Justin] We're here for the... 214 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,939 - We're here for the special. 215 00:09:53,005 --> 00:09:53,923 - Yeah. 216 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,733 - You been here before? 217 00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:57,902 - Yeah. - Yeah! 218 00:09:57,968 --> 00:10:00,634 Yeah, lots of times. 219 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,533 - Yeah. 220 00:10:02,847 --> 00:10:05,314 - $65, each one, you pay now. 221 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:08,621 - See, told you, 95 my ass. 222 00:10:08,687 --> 00:10:11,604 (soft Asian music) 223 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,699 - Oh, I'm good, I already got a massage. 224 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:22,719 From my mom. 225 00:10:22,785 --> 00:10:25,702 (soft Asian music) 226 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,623 Not any fucking porn? 227 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,413 - You pick girl now. 228 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,364 - Hi, I'm Ryan. 229 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:54,603 - Hi, I'm Walter. 230 00:10:58,559 --> 00:10:59,392 You. 231 00:11:00,906 --> 00:11:02,589 (woman sighs) 232 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:05,572 (soft Asian music) 233 00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:11,074 - Ryan? - Oh, no, 234 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,083 it's actually Brian with a B. 235 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,981 - [Sean] Do you take credit cards? 236 00:11:17,047 --> 00:11:19,964 (soft Asian music) 237 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,793 - So, just like this? 238 00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:32,673 I'm sorry, I don't understand. 239 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,780 You wanna look me in the eyes? 240 00:11:40,235 --> 00:11:41,318 I don't know. 241 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:43,952 What? 242 00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:48,487 I'm pretty sure this was not in the ad. 243 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,576 - Welcome. 244 00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:56,559 (soft Asian music) 245 00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,947 - To the special. 246 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:00,846 - Sure. 247 00:12:04,888 --> 00:12:05,888 - Thank you. 248 00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:15,499 (woman speaking foreign language) 249 00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:18,482 (soft Asian music) 250 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,371 - [Sean] Holy shit! 251 00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:41,687 - Cannot speak English! 252 00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:45,454 She ask you, $100 full service! 253 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,754 1-0-0. 254 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,854 - Oh, okay. 255 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,200 - You say you been here before! 256 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:53,723 - I paid 65, so I'm not going to pay any more. 257 00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:01,983 (woman speaking foreign language) 258 00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:04,808 - Bullshit! 259 00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:07,207 (screaming) 260 00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:13,142 - Raid, dude, it's a fucking raid! 261 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:17,018 (chattering in foreign language) 262 00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:19,130 - Hey, hey, hey, cops, hold it! 263 00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:21,664 (shouting) 264 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,067 - [Justine] Go, go, go, go, go! 265 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,383 (shouting) 266 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,245 Is he coming? 267 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,767 - I don't think so, man. 268 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,333 (siren wails) 269 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,960 Shit, dude, where the fuck is Sean? 270 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:42,126 - Are you shitting me? 271 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,783 Aw, dude. 272 00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,766 Come on, let's get out. 273 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,804 - How could that happen? 274 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,260 - I don't know, dude, I was horny and distracted. 275 00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:55,934 - You know what the cops are gonna do if they find that? 276 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,054 - Fuck! 277 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,896 - All right, relax, relax. 278 00:13:58,962 --> 00:13:59,914 What was in it? 279 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,644 - My school ID, my library card, 280 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,978 like another 50 bucks. 281 00:14:03,044 --> 00:14:04,127 - Dude, damn. 282 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:07,611 Sean! 283 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,037 Where the fuck where you, asshole? 284 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,052 You know the place got raided? 285 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,784 - Yeah, yeah, imagine that. 286 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:16,164 Hey, check this out. 287 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,644 - Jesus Christ, dude. 288 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,510 - [Sean] Yep. 289 00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:19,594 - That's got to be like 1000 bucks. 290 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,824 - Hey, look with your eyes, not your hands. 291 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,164 - What'd you do? 292 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,473 - Well, I took it. 293 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,574 Found it and just took it. 294 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,894 Pretty gangster, huh? 295 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,484 - Dude, I'm impressed, that's awesome. 296 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:33,047 - [Justin] You better give us out 65 bucks back. 297 00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,063 You fucking better! 298 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,554 Fuck! 299 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,436 - The bitch stole his wallet, man. 300 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,897 Let's get outta here. 301 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,213 (van revs) 302 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,044 Nah, man, I'm sure if they found it, 303 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,202 they would've called your parents by now. 304 00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:57,935 - [Woman] I do not want to hear anymore about 305 00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,455 how I don't pay you enough attention! 306 00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:01,794 - [Man] Well, you don't! 307 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,924 This cable gets laid more than me! 308 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,134 When was the last time you weren't too tired? 309 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,374 - Nah, dude, it's my parents. 310 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,594 I can't hear you. 311 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,474 I'm gonna call you back, though, all right? 312 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,927 All right, bye. - Will you keep it down 313 00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,179 for Christ's sake? 314 00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:15,845 Your son is in... - You're the one 315 00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:17,306 who needs to keep it down! 316 00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,098 A man needs to sow his oats 317 00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:20,606 more than once every six months! 318 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:24,005 (pounding thrash metal) 319 00:15:27,629 --> 00:15:28,712 - Get out there! 320 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,070 We're gonna kill Western this year. 321 00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:30,993 - Western is dead! 322 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,316 - It's already to go! 323 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:33,418 - Yeah! 324 00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,897 - Come here, wall fag. 325 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:37,285 You know what time it is? 326 00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:39,934 Flight 269 cleared for takeoff. 327 00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:43,175 Get the fuck off. - I'm outta here. 328 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:44,272 - What? 329 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,792 - Move over, faggots. 330 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:46,658 - [Sean] Ow! 331 00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,294 - [Bully] Time to break this! 332 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,147 (laughing) 333 00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:51,587 (Sean groans) 334 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,224 Looks really good faggot. 335 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,299 Cry home to your mother. 336 00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:56,483 (Sean groans) 337 00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,137 (shouting) (groaning) 338 00:15:58,203 --> 00:15:59,308 - Come on, bitch. 339 00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:00,836 It's time for your big entrance. 340 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:01,853 - Come on, you pompous fag. 341 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,741 Let everyone see your tighty whities. 342 00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:05,938 - No, I don't wanna do this! 343 00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:07,205 - Guess where we're going? 344 00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:08,355 - Why do you? 345 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:09,897 Oh, no! 346 00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,535 - [Bully] Outside, faggot. 347 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:13,401 Outside, bitch. 348 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:18,370 (laughing) (chattering) 349 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,158 - [Student] Poor Sean, are you okay? 350 00:16:20,224 --> 00:16:24,891 (laughing) (chattering) 351 00:16:26,743 --> 00:16:27,993 - I got your shorts, man. 352 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,074 - Thanks. 353 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,940 Excuse me while I go commit suicide. 354 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,844 - [Student] Take pictures! 355 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:36,710 - [Ryan] Is your ass okay? 356 00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:38,511 - [Student] Oh my God. 357 00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:39,994 - [Student] What? 358 00:16:49,423 --> 00:16:51,514 - Hey, Ryan, how was school? 359 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,034 - It sucked. 360 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,534 - Ryan! 361 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,224 - What, Mom, you want me to lie? 362 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,064 We had to play football in PE today. 363 00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:58,930 It was embarrassing. 364 00:16:58,970 --> 00:16:59,866 - Oh yeah? 365 00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:01,474 Meet any hot babes? 366 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,740 - Just the cheerleaders. 367 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:04,743 - Cheerleaders. 368 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,994 Let me tell you about that. 369 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,514 You think you want girls, 370 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,234 and, before you know it, you're 45, 371 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,154 you're balding, maybe you put on a pound or two, 372 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,574 and your dearly beloved wife of 20 years 373 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,844 won't give you the time of day. 374 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:22,077 - And your point is, Bill? 375 00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:25,181 - Well, I remember when you were a cheerleader. 376 00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:27,034 - Oh, back when you were in shape? 377 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,123 Now look at you. 378 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,064 - I'm just saying, a lot of young ladies 379 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,514 would be very interested in me. 380 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,904 - Dad, Mom! 381 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:34,993 Are you kidding me? 382 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,374 - Do your homework, young man! 383 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,623 And clean that filthy rodent cage! 384 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,603 Ryan! 385 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,624 Ryan, can you come down for a minute? 386 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:54,553 Ryan! 387 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,324 - Yeah? 388 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,804 - Your permission slip, the field trip tomorrow. 389 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,470 - That's right, I almost forgot. 390 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,874 Dad, I saw on the news last night 391 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,264 that the massage parlor got raided again. 392 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,184 I thought you said that only happens 393 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,224 like once every five years. 394 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:12,144 - Yeah, well, I've been wrong before. 395 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,954 It's terrible news, though. 396 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:17,254 Now where am I gonna go to get my weekly coochie? 397 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,014 - That's not funny! 398 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,711 - It's a joke, El, at least an attempt at one. 399 00:18:21,777 --> 00:18:23,334 - You can go wherever you want. 400 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,381 No one would have you, 401 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,653 and I won't be here when you get back. 402 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,494 - Dad. 403 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,510 - [Dad] Yeah, Ryan? 404 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:37,963 - Never mind. 405 00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:47,129 (bus rumbles) 406 00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,574 - All right, we're going on a trip to Kickapoo Mountain. 407 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,583 Gonna see lots of cliffs and water and waterfalls. 408 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,079 Hey, you boys aren't playing for money, are you? 409 00:18:58,145 --> 00:18:59,193 - [Boy] No. 410 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:02,618 - No, not at all. - Okay, all right. 411 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,074 All right, we're gonna see the mountain, 412 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,366 we're gonna see the river and some waterfalls 413 00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,951 and lots of (speaker drowned out by bus). 414 00:19:08,017 --> 00:19:09,292 We're going to see waterfalls 415 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,665 and bugs and bears (speaker cut off by squeaking). 416 00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:14,981 (laughing) 417 00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,404 And then we're gonna see where Daniel Boone 418 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:18,755 paddled his canoe down the river 419 00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:21,510 and Pike wrestled a bear. 420 00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,826 (laughing) 421 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,464 All right, we're here. 422 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,913 Everybody out, leave your lunches on the bus. 423 00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:40,899 - Dude, Amber's all alone. 424 00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:42,364 You should go talk to her. 425 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,321 - What am I gonna say? 426 00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:46,624 Hey, Amber, I'm the retard who you want nothing to do with, 427 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,338 but will you have sex with me? 428 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,204 Is that good? 429 00:19:49,262 --> 00:19:50,744 - That's not bad. 430 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,114 Or you could go give her a compliment or something. 431 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,680 God, just watch me, all right? 432 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,433 - Excuse you. 433 00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:23,594 - That was good, that was really smooth. 434 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,760 I thought you had her. 435 00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:28,275 (water roars) 436 00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:48,082 (students chattering) 437 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,009 - [Teacher] Wow, getting a little bit violent over there. 438 00:20:58,075 --> 00:20:58,908 - I know! 439 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,404 - [Ryan] You find anything? 440 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,434 - Yeah, I found out how much my balls 441 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,404 can sweat in 30 minutes. 442 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,705 - This sucks! - This sucks! 443 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:10,297 It sucks. - Man, this shit sucks. 444 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,080 - [Justin] What is that? 445 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,704 Should we go talk to Rosenbaum? 446 00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:21,570 - [Ryan] Yeah, where is he? 447 00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:22,723 - How the fuck would I know? 448 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,047 - Hey, Mr. Rosenbaum, you ever see one of these before? 449 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,764 - [Mr. Rosenbaum] Looks like a small fetish of some kind. 450 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:44,494 - A fetish, like into feet or bukkake or something? 451 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,334 - Don't be stupid, Justin. 452 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,234 It's a name given to small carvings like this 453 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,744 by Native American peoples. 454 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,224 They believe it harnesses the power of nature. 455 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,741 Nice find, Wilson. 456 00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:58,807 - Thanks. 457 00:21:59,604 --> 00:22:02,187 (water hisses) 458 00:22:14,053 --> 00:22:15,636 - [Justin] Ah, God. 459 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,974 - [Cindy] Hey, Brian, what's going on? 460 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,054 - It's Ryan, actually. 461 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,294 - Hi, Ryan, you have something on your face there. 462 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,663 - Um, what? 463 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,496 Yeah, totally. 464 00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:31,762 - [Girl] Oh, poor thing. 465 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,944 Dust him and he gets so cute. 466 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,367 - [Amber] Why don't you come sit with me? 467 00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,944 - With me. 468 00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:39,396 - I mean, ladies, we can just all go up 469 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,462 and sit together, right? 470 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,913 Yeah, that's fine, okay. 471 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,643 - Oh my God, Ryan, you are so funny! 472 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,333 - I try really hard. 473 00:22:58,580 --> 00:22:59,634 - Oh, you have sweat dripping 474 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,904 from your forehead right there. 475 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,320 - [Cindy] All that digging. 476 00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,370 - [Amber] You mind if I, you know, wash you 477 00:23:07,436 --> 00:23:09,241 off a little later, hmm? 478 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:10,696 - [Ryan] I don't mind at all, no. 479 00:23:10,762 --> 00:23:12,012 - [Amber] Okay. 480 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,274 - Yeah, I'm telling you, man, it was crazy. 481 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:23,344 It was like a feeding frenzy. 482 00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:24,824 Sydney Tollover even grabbed it. 483 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,134 - Grabbed what? 484 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,554 - It, you retard. 485 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,920 - She grabbed your Justin Peterson on the bus? 486 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,302 - Dude, all I know is that they wanted it, all right? 487 00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,363 Goddamn, Amber smelled so good! 488 00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:37,799 Ah, shit. 489 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,793 - Hey, what up, Ryan? 490 00:23:41,173 --> 00:23:42,814 - What's up, Matt? 491 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,874 - So, what do you think you're doing with Amber today, huh? 492 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,224 You know, my Amber? 493 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,124 - Yeah, faggot. - Wait, your Amber? 494 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,524 Like, you got a receipt for that shit? 495 00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:52,943 - Back the fuck up. 496 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,474 - Dude, what the hell, all right? 497 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,274 She came on to me, I didn't do anything. 498 00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,694 - All right, well, maybe next time, 499 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,704 you should play a little harder to get. 500 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,844 - Yeah, well, maybe Amber 501 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,604 finally got herself a little class. 502 00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:06,725 - Yeah, class. - Got herself some class, huh? 503 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:08,064 (grunting) 504 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:09,954 - Stay down like how your dad likes it. 505 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,344 - Fuck face! 506 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,510 - [Diaz] Dumb asshole. 507 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,944 - [Justin] Dude, you all right? 508 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,444 - Yeah, yeah. - I had your back. 509 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:18,414 I mean, from like over there, 510 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,647 but, like, you got his back? - Yeah. 511 00:24:20,713 --> 00:24:23,735 - [Ryan] Fuck those guys, man. 512 00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:26,774 - [Justin] The car is that way. 513 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,834 - So how was the field trip today? 514 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,304 - It was all right, I guess. 515 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:31,644 Beats being at school. 516 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,644 - Find anything interesting? 517 00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:34,560 - Actually, yeah. 518 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:41,490 (mysterious instrumental music) 519 00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:46,084 - Say, that's pretty neat! 520 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,374 Looks like a little rabbit or something. 521 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,134 - [Ryan] You like it, it's yours. 522 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,154 - You don't want it? 523 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,024 - Hell no, it's just an old rock. 524 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:54,314 - Suit yourself. 525 00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:55,213 Thanks! 526 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,914 You know, there was a time when you 527 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,564 used to kiss me goodbye. 528 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,980 - That ship sailed a long time ago. 529 00:25:09,046 --> 00:25:10,224 - You see that, Ryan? 530 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,090 That's a former cheerleader talking. 531 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,440 - Maybe there's nothing worth kissing any more anyway. 532 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,623 Oh, you're still here. 533 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,293 Ryan, I. 534 00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:33,034 - Sir, excuse me, sir, you forgot your receipt. 535 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,864 - Oh, thanks very much. 536 00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:35,763 - And my number. 537 00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:37,663 Call me. 538 00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:40,657 Okay? 539 00:25:49,238 --> 00:25:51,738 (phone rings) 540 00:25:56,837 --> 00:25:57,637 - Hello? 541 00:25:57,670 --> 00:25:58,905 Who is this? 542 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:00,784 Oh, well, you'll have to hold on. 543 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,273 Just hold on a minute. 544 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,534 Bill, it's for you. 545 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,073 Tom Riley from golf. 546 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:10,173 - Hello. 547 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:12,563 Tom, yes. 548 00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:17,123 There must be some misunderstanding. 549 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:23,254 Yeah, but that's not the way it happened. 550 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,726 I swear to you, your Lindsey was hitting on me. 551 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:29,634 Of course I know she's 17! 552 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,957 I don't think of your daughter that way. 553 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,863 I never said two words to her. 554 00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:40,504 I'm telling you for the last time, talk to her! 555 00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:42,123 She came on to me. 556 00:26:43,190 --> 00:26:45,094 I didn't do anything! 557 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,483 - He didn't do anything. 558 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,634 - That's right. 559 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,073 Now, goodnight. 560 00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,484 - I'm telling you, it's the rock. 561 00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,514 I mean, seriously, that's gotta be the reason 562 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,814 why those girls got all sexed up with me 563 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,144 on the bus yesterday. 564 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,030 - Bullshit. 565 00:27:05,096 --> 00:27:06,364 You're so fucking dumb. - You're an idiot, man. 566 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:07,804 - No, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding. 567 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,774 My dad's golf partner won't even talk 568 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,414 to him anymore because, all of a sudden, 569 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,544 his daughter wants to fuck my dad 570 00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:14,844 right after I gave him the rock. 571 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:16,574 - Gotta admit, that's pretty wack. 572 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,568 - You think it has some sort of Spanish fly powers 573 00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:20,374 or something? 574 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,744 - I mean, yeah, something like that. 575 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:23,754 You know, it's definitely more than just a rock. 576 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:25,314 - I mean, there's only one way to make sure 577 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,474 it works like you say it does. 578 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,144 - Yeah, no, we gotta test it. 579 00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:29,754 - Yeah, like now. 580 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,774 So give it! 581 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,974 - My dad still has it. 582 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,224 - Well, you gotta get it back! 583 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:35,274 - Yeah, I know, but I don't wanna get him suspicious. 584 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,894 I gotta wait for the right opportunity to swipe it. 585 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,304 - Hey, man, we'll go to the library 586 00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:39,174 and try to figure out what it is. 587 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,594 - Yeah, that's a good idea. 588 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,844 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna grab it, 589 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:43,954 and then we'll meet up later. 590 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,224 - Wait, we'll go to the library? 591 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,454 - Come on, man, it'll be nice. 592 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,901 Just me and you browsing. - I'm so fucking lucky 593 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,550 you're my ride home. 594 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,954 Dude, you have no idea how many cool points 595 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:01,264 I'm losing being seen at a library. 596 00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:03,824 - Dude, you are so stupid. 597 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:05,954 A condition, which studies show, 598 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,394 is linked to low library patronage. 599 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,847 - Yeah, so is nerdism. 600 00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:11,914 - That's not even a word, man. 601 00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,497 - Shut up, Sean! - You can't just add 602 00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:16,513 "ism" to a word. - Let's just find a computer. 603 00:28:16,579 --> 00:28:18,100 - [Sean] All right, all right, all right, all right. 604 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:21,354 So just look up Native American. 605 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,733 Okay, just Native American. - I got it. 606 00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:28,524 - Stones, rocks. - How about this one? 607 00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:31,974 - Hi, welcome to my wild world of fantasy. 608 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,068 - Wild world of fantasy, Sean. 609 00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:35,934 - What is this? - I absolutely love to play. 610 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,604 - She loves to play. - I enjoy all sorts 611 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,190 of kinky fetish fun. 612 00:28:39,256 --> 00:28:41,568 - Kinky fetish fun, Sean. 613 00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:44,237 - It's too loud. - You sick, sick bastard! 614 00:28:44,303 --> 00:28:45,989 - [Sean] Just turn it down. 615 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:47,884 I don't want people looking at it. 616 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,024 - There's no one here. - Sometimes, I like to spank 617 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:51,484 bad little boys. - Keep that guy, 618 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:52,864 those guys waiting? 619 00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:54,294 - After all, you need to be punished 620 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,004 when you've been naughty. 621 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:57,055 - [Justin] Punished. 622 00:28:57,121 --> 00:28:59,124 - I'm talking to you, Uncle Frank! 623 00:28:59,190 --> 00:28:59,990 - [Sean] All right, navigate away. 624 00:29:00,023 --> 00:29:02,714 People might be monitoring user activity or something. 625 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,060 - [Justin] Really? 626 00:29:04,126 --> 00:29:04,966 - Yeah. - They don't monitor 627 00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:07,423 that shit, who has the time? 628 00:29:07,489 --> 00:29:08,289 - [Sean] I don't know, 629 00:29:08,322 --> 00:29:09,438 just navigate away. - Hi, guys. 630 00:29:09,504 --> 00:29:10,478 - [Fetish Girl] I know exactly what you need. 631 00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:12,534 - Hey, Cindy. - I'll restrain you 632 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,374 and make you crawl on your hands and knees 633 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,774 and clean my toilet with your tongue. 634 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,593 And, after that... - Disgusting! 635 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,774 - [Fetish Girl] I'll drain you of your nasty 636 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,784 man juice. - Station Two. 637 00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:23,617 - [Fetish Girl] And feed it to you 638 00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:25,023 like the pig that you are! 639 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,784 - Can I use your computer to print something. 640 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:30,104 - Well, you'll have to ask Sean. 641 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:31,378 He's the one using it. 642 00:29:31,444 --> 00:29:32,764 - [Sean] Nah. 643 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,554 - Station Two, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 644 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,039 - Yeah, get a life, perv. 645 00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:37,905 Am I right? - Would you like me 646 00:29:37,938 --> 00:29:38,738 to paddle your little bottom for you? 647 00:29:38,771 --> 00:29:42,064 - We cannot have public access computers 648 00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:44,934 used to view pornographic content! 649 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,934 - [Fetish Girl] Well, you can forget about it, 650 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,604 you sick bastard! 651 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:48,720 - Fucking never mind. 652 00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:52,804 - And this is also a no swear zone. 653 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:55,413 Now beat it, Mister. 654 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:59,124 - [Fetish Girl] And I'll put these toes in your face 655 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,248 and give you all this athlete's foot, actually. 656 00:30:01,314 --> 00:30:03,481 - Ew, what the hell? - God! 657 00:30:04,686 --> 00:30:07,186 - [Fetish Girl] You like that? 658 00:30:16,063 --> 00:30:18,034 - Video game broken? 659 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,194 - What, a guy can't just hang out with his dad 660 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,364 and watch the news? 661 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:22,484 - You kidding me? 662 00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,453 This is great! 663 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,264 Tell you what, you want a beer? 664 00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:28,664 - Fuck, yeah, sure. 665 00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:30,363 - Get one for me, too, would you? 666 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,526 Well, I'm gonna take a shower. 667 00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:46,793 No more beer for you. 668 00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:48,523 - All right. 669 00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:55,271 (shower hisses) 670 00:31:15,371 --> 00:31:17,291 - Ooh, Lindsey. 671 00:31:17,357 --> 00:31:20,524 Oh, holy fuck! - I didn't see anything! 672 00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:32,315 So, you guys ready for this? 673 00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:33,696 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 674 00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:37,345 (funky instrumental music) 675 00:32:55,136 --> 00:32:57,886 Dude, can you fucking believe it? 676 00:33:00,503 --> 00:33:02,120 - [Amber] Ooh, hi, Brian. 677 00:33:02,186 --> 00:33:02,986 - Amber. 678 00:33:03,019 --> 00:33:04,844 - I was wondering what you were doing after school? 679 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:06,557 Maybe you and I could, um? 680 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,674 Oh, so, like I was saying, 681 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:20,273 maybe you and I could go out after school. 682 00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:22,527 - And me. 683 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,854 I'm having a party this Friday, 684 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,911 if you wanna come. 685 00:33:24,977 --> 00:33:25,982 - Excuse me, ladies. 686 00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:28,544 You, I need a word with you. 687 00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:29,443 Grab him, boys. 688 00:33:30,505 --> 00:33:31,338 - Hey. 689 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,394 Stop! 690 00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:37,686 What are you doing? 691 00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:38,835 Let go of me! 692 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:43,257 Hands, get your hands out of my pants! 693 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:46,240 (funky rock music) 694 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,564 - And so, class, tonight's assignment 695 00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:06,404 is to read any short story by any author 696 00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:07,963 of the Romantic period. 697 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,994 Katie, darling, where do you think you're going? 698 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:12,804 - I was just gonna change my seat 699 00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:14,183 somewhere in the back. 700 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:18,683 - No, you'll sit in your assigned seat. 701 00:34:20,222 --> 00:34:21,489 - Hey, stop! - Move! 702 00:34:21,555 --> 00:34:23,039 - Girls! - Stop! 703 00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,406 - He's mine! - Hey, stop! 704 00:34:24,472 --> 00:34:26,111 - Stop! - What are you doing? 705 00:34:26,177 --> 00:34:29,037 - Katie, go, go to the principal's office right now! 706 00:34:29,103 --> 00:34:31,475 - Get outta here! - Stop! 707 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,128 - What's going on? - Katie, no! 708 00:34:33,194 --> 00:34:34,584 - Girls, stop it! - Get off of him! 709 00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:36,074 - Stop it, Gina. 710 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,122 Go to the principal's office 711 00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:37,988 right now. - Yeah, go to 712 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:39,470 the principal's office. - He's mine! 713 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,318 - You, too. 714 00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:43,801 Come on, get out. 715 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,024 - I didn't do anything. 716 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,812 - What's that you've got, Mr. Wilson? 717 00:34:52,878 --> 00:34:54,287 - Oh, it's nothing. 718 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,083 It's my good luck charm. 719 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,104 - Well, whatever it is, it has nothing 720 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,064 to do with English literature. 721 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,734 - It's got something to do with the Romantic period. 722 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,050 - Now, you may have it back after class 723 00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:09,847 or later in detention, if you'd rather. 724 00:35:15,737 --> 00:35:19,737 (percussive instrumental music) 725 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,606 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 726 00:36:15,672 --> 00:36:17,229 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 727 00:36:17,295 --> 00:36:18,095 (record scratches) 728 00:36:18,128 --> 00:36:19,502 What's going on here? 729 00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:20,857 (bell rings) 730 00:36:20,923 --> 00:36:24,923 (percussive instrumental music) 731 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:43,754 - Miss Sumner, I've been bad. 732 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,870 Can I have detention? 733 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,581 - Boys, go on. 734 00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,108 You're gonna be late for your next period. 735 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,883 Go on, go, go, go. 736 00:36:55,419 --> 00:36:58,103 - Miss Sumner, you are so fucking beautiful. 737 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,477 - Thank you, Art. 738 00:37:00,543 --> 00:37:02,134 Thank you, go on. 739 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,437 Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, go, go, go, go, go. 740 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:08,570 Go, boys, go. 741 00:37:08,636 --> 00:37:12,636 (percussive instrumental music) 742 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:25,464 Next time, leave your toys at home. 743 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:26,330 - Yes, ma'am. 744 00:37:26,363 --> 00:37:29,242 (record scratches) 745 00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:33,064 - Dude! 746 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:33,954 Try it. 747 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,494 - No way, man. 748 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,160 - Well, here, give it, I'll try. 749 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,367 - Yes, Mr. Peterson? 750 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:47,863 - Miss Sumner, I was wondering, do you like me? 751 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:53,164 - Well, certainly, Justin. 752 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,702 I like all my students. 753 00:37:54,768 --> 00:37:56,768 - Good, 'cause I just wanted to know if. 754 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:02,474 - Wait til I talk to your mother 755 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,190 about that filthy mouth of yours! 756 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,527 - [Justin] Didn't work at all. 757 00:38:09,497 --> 00:38:11,084 - So, you're sure you haven't seen him, man? 758 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:12,514 - Yeah, dude, not since fifth period English. 759 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,972 - Guys. - Oh my God! 760 00:38:14,038 --> 00:38:15,304 - Dude, where have you been, man? 761 00:38:15,370 --> 00:38:16,724 - I'm trying to get away from these girls, man. 762 00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,643 If I'm not careful, they'll be all over me. 763 00:38:18,709 --> 00:38:20,459 You know, it kinda sucks being hot. 764 00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:22,218 - Yeah, don't forget it's just because 765 00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:23,574 of what's in your pocket. 766 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,104 You are still a loser. 767 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:25,970 - Yeah, man. 768 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:27,234 - And it doesn't even work right. 769 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,100 - Are you kidding me? 770 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,374 Did you not see Sumner today? 771 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,894 She was off the chain hot. 772 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,114 - Sumner, from the English department? 773 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,501 Are you high, man? 774 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:35,367 - [Ryan] You didn't tell him? 775 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,924 - Nope. - Dude, Sumner got a hold 776 00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:38,054 of the rock today and she turned 777 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,444 into like the phattest hottie I've ever seen. 778 00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:42,714 - Shit, man, if only I was dumb like you guys 779 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:45,114 and wasn't in AP, we could have the same classes. 780 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:48,414 - Gee, no offense, asshole. 781 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,834 And, anyway, how come when I had the rock 782 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,174 and I talked to Sumner, she went all 783 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,854 Jerry Springer on me? 784 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,254 - I can't figure that one out. 785 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,184 - You hit on Sumner? 786 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,264 - Maybe she's like a tranny or something. 787 00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:59,164 I've seen some pictures where you can hardly tell 788 00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:00,994 if they have... - Dude, shut the fuck up. 789 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,524 No way, dude, all right, listen, 790 00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:04,744 it's very obvious that we need to do 791 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,294 some more tests on this. 792 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,514 All right, can you guys skip next period? 793 00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,634 - Dude, for this, I would skip college. 794 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,684 - All right, all right, Sean, go get your car. 795 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,914 - Wait, why? 796 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,144 - Don't ask fucking questions, 797 00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:15,433 just go get your car. 798 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,744 - Okay. - Shit, girls, girls, come on! 799 00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:20,860 - I'll get my car, meet me at the corner. 800 00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:26,524 All right, where are we going? 801 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:27,390 - To your house. 802 00:39:27,423 --> 00:39:29,174 - What, that's the last place I wanna go 803 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,344 when we're skipping school. 804 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,210 - Yeah, I know, I just wanna try 805 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,530 this thing out on your mom. 806 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,954 - What, no way you and that rock 807 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,564 are going anywhere near my mom! 808 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:39,377 - Jesus, take it easy, psycho, all right? 809 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,744 I just wanna see if someone like your mom, 810 00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:44,504 like a Sumner, doesn't get the hots for me. 811 00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:45,624 That might tell us something. 812 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,924 - Yeah, it'll mean she's not into stupid fags. 813 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:51,464 - Oh, come on, Sean, it's not about him banging your mom. 814 00:39:51,530 --> 00:39:52,734 Is it? 815 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,744 - Of course not, dude. 816 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,283 Sean's mom is a cow, not a cougar. 817 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,584 - Take it back, say you're sorry and take it back 818 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,370 or get out of my car and we're not friends anymore. 819 00:40:01,436 --> 00:40:03,984 - Jesus, dude, don't be so sensitive. 820 00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,754 - Say you're sorry. 821 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,144 - All right, all right, I'm sorry. 822 00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:09,054 We can go somewhere else. 823 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,953 I'm sorry. 824 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:14,050 I'm sorry your mom is a cow. 825 00:40:14,116 --> 00:40:15,728 (Justin moos) 826 00:40:15,794 --> 00:40:18,044 (laughing) 827 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,464 - So, what are we doing at the mall? 828 00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:23,464 Only the skeezers hang out here. 829 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:25,024 - He's got a plan obviously. 830 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,024 - Yeah, what? 831 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,453 - Just a plan, shut the fuck up. 832 00:40:31,591 --> 00:40:33,814 All right, so what's this plan of yours, genius? 833 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,384 - It'll all make sense in a minute. 834 00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:36,354 Just keep your eyes peeled. 835 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:37,410 - For what? - For what? 836 00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:38,444 - You'll see. 837 00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:39,923 - I see a mall. 838 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:42,313 - There she is. 839 00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,454 - What, all I see is Sally Beasley. 840 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,454 - Easy Beasley, I get it now. 841 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,374 - Yep, yep. 842 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,644 I'm thinking the rock only works on virgins. 843 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,954 - Oh, yeah, you idiots, Sally Beasley's 844 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,104 slept with like half our class already. 845 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:57,640 - I think the point is to prove it won't work. 846 00:40:58,593 --> 00:40:59,426 - Yeah. 847 00:41:03,709 --> 00:41:04,959 - There she is. 848 00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:14,223 Hey, Easy, uh, Sally. 849 00:41:15,762 --> 00:41:17,542 How you doing? - I know you? 850 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:19,904 - We go to school together, Ryan Wilson. 851 00:41:19,970 --> 00:41:22,284 - Right, right. 852 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:25,723 - I was just wondering if you're feeling what I'm feeling. 853 00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,963 - Like that stomach flu thing going around? 854 00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:31,747 - No, not the stomach flu thing. 855 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,593 - You must be Billy Godfried's brother. 856 00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:38,524 - No. 857 00:41:38,590 --> 00:41:39,984 - Yeah, you are. 858 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:42,983 I'd recognize that bone structure anywhere. 859 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,976 Only, you're even cuter. 860 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:47,824 (Sean chuckles) 861 00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:51,203 - I think we've learned all we need to know, guys. 862 00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:54,423 - Let's go. - Thanks a lot, Sally. 863 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,744 - Come on. - Whatever, you guys 864 00:41:56,810 --> 00:41:57,643 are weird. 865 00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,904 - Dude, can you believe this? 866 00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:01,204 I mean, holy shit! 867 00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:03,204 - I know, man, Sally likes me. 868 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,623 - No, ass clown, fucking virgins! 869 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,354 - Hey, Ryan, didn't you say before 870 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,194 when Sumner got the stone 871 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,173 that you said she looked hot. 872 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,204 - Yeah, well, why are you bringing that up? 873 00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:17,634 - Well, I mean, you said before 874 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,014 that while you were on vacation 875 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,983 you bagged no fewer than two hotties. 876 00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:25,014 - You guys know I've always had a thing for Sumner. 877 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,892 I mean, I always thought she was really sexy, 878 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,124 like kind of like a TILF. 879 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:30,940 - Try a GILF, maybe, virgin. 880 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,191 - Whatever, dickwad. 881 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:34,590 (chuckling) 882 00:42:37,070 --> 00:42:40,004 The point is it was no different for me 883 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:41,454 yesterday with Sumner. 884 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,694 Why, did you think she was hot just because of the stone, 885 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,747 you fucking virgin? 886 00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,054 - Hey, first off, this is about you, Wilson, 887 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,224 and, second off, you all know I had 888 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:51,224 Nancy Mullin upstairs at that party 889 00:42:51,290 --> 00:42:52,743 last year on Halloween. 890 00:42:56,930 --> 00:42:57,763 Oh my God. 891 00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,413 - I'm gonna fuck you. 892 00:43:03,786 --> 00:43:04,924 Fuck! 893 00:43:04,990 --> 00:43:06,084 Justin Peterson! 894 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,025 I thought you were Mike! 895 00:43:08,091 --> 00:43:09,060 - No shit? 896 00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:10,977 He's a skeleton, too. 897 00:43:11,043 --> 00:43:12,626 - So fucking gross! 898 00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:14,773 - I can be Mike! 899 00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:18,274 Mike's a dick! 900 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:20,634 - Yeah, conveniently on the night she left town, 901 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,354 so we could never confirm the hit. 902 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:26,874 - Awm, whatever, you know she was digging on my boner. 903 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,284 - Yeah, whatever. 904 00:43:28,350 --> 00:43:29,707 Jesus. - Well, wait, anyway, 905 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,593 what are you talking about, virgin? 906 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,414 - Oh yeah, don't bother with him. 907 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,780 He's not gonna understand. 908 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:44,453 - Hey, son. 909 00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:47,864 - Hey. 910 00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:49,634 - How was school today? 911 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,560 And don't say it sucked. 912 00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:52,793 - It was okay. 913 00:43:53,887 --> 00:43:55,083 Are you guys okay? 914 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,963 - Everything's good, real good. 915 00:44:02,110 --> 00:44:03,960 - All right, I'm gonna be in my room. 916 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:22,934 Yeah, man, I'm sitting down, what's up? 917 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,254 - So where would you find the highest concentration 918 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,274 of virgins this side of the known universe. 919 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:30,733 - I don't know, sitting right behind your computer? 920 00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:35,274 - Ha, very funny, no. 921 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,364 Remember that girl that I challenged 922 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:39,724 to that hot dog eating contest in my pants? 923 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:41,065 The one who slapped me? 924 00:44:41,131 --> 00:44:42,954 - (chuckles) Yeah, dude, that was hilarious. 925 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:43,820 Then you... 926 00:44:43,853 --> 00:44:45,924 - Yeah, where did she go to school? 927 00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:48,094 Yeah, remember, we stopped her that one time? 928 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:48,960 - Yeah, yeah, I remember. 929 00:44:49,010 --> 00:44:51,474 It was like Saint something. 930 00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,538 - Saint Agnes Catholic School 931 00:44:53,604 --> 00:44:56,143 for Girls! - For Girls! 932 00:44:58,330 --> 00:44:59,973 - Hi. - Hey. 933 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:04,754 - So where's your new boyfriends, 934 00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:07,944 Ryan and that dork with the glasses? 935 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,110 - I haven't seen them. 936 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,284 - Tell you what, if you ever, ever 937 00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:14,800 embarrass me like that again! 938 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:18,304 - Ow, you're hurting me. 939 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:21,693 - No, you're only hurting yourself. 940 00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:26,830 - What are you looking at? 941 00:45:29,034 --> 00:45:32,510 (deep organ music) 942 00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:34,021 - Oh, here we go, here we go. 943 00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:36,984 - Where did you guys find this place? 944 00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:39,750 - Sure as hell didn't find it in a fucking library. 945 00:45:39,816 --> 00:45:41,381 - Oh, this is gonna be fun. 946 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,459 - Let's do this. 947 00:45:42,525 --> 00:45:46,108 (tense instrumental music) 948 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,264 - Shit, man, they've got security. 949 00:46:10,330 --> 00:46:12,344 - Well, if you were interested in preserving 950 00:46:12,410 --> 00:46:15,576 the hymens of 500 girls, wouldn't you... 951 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,475 - Shut up. 952 00:46:17,596 --> 00:46:19,179 Oh, shit, let's go. 953 00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:21,501 - Okay. 954 00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:25,150 (tense instrumental music) 955 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,366 - [Girl] Do something, come on! 956 00:46:52,432 --> 00:46:55,182 (girls shouting) 957 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,497 - [Girl] Oh my gosh. 958 00:46:58,563 --> 00:46:59,363 You're so mean. 959 00:46:59,414 --> 00:47:02,331 (girls chattering) 960 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,220 - [Girl] You suck. 961 00:47:04,253 --> 00:47:07,164 (girls chattering) 962 00:47:15,358 --> 00:47:16,859 - [Girl] Come on, really? 963 00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:20,675 (magical instrumental music) 964 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,318 - [Girl] Ow, my face! 965 00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:31,734 - See, you have to pay attention. 966 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,194 Your enemies are all around you. 967 00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:35,264 They try and get things from you. 968 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:37,354 They want your goodies, and you must 969 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:40,293 always protect yourselves, ladies, at all times. 970 00:47:41,154 --> 00:47:44,499 (tense instrumental music) 971 00:47:44,565 --> 00:47:46,457 Okay, ladies, remember, it's about winning. 972 00:47:46,523 --> 00:47:47,336 - Gimme the rock. 973 00:47:47,402 --> 00:47:48,588 - No. - Come on, gimme the rock! 974 00:47:48,654 --> 00:47:49,801 Give me the rock! 975 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,114 - And to be sure that no one, no one, 976 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:55,703 gets your goodies. 977 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:03,574 - Hi there. 978 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,143 - [Justin] Hi, I've come for you. 979 00:48:08,801 --> 00:48:10,411 - You lucky bastard. 980 00:48:10,477 --> 00:48:12,041 - Why'd you give him the rock, man? 981 00:48:12,107 --> 00:48:14,724 - Can you believe this? 982 00:48:14,790 --> 00:48:16,296 - Allow me! 983 00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:18,223 - Oh, Jesus Christ! 984 00:48:19,352 --> 00:48:21,624 (gasping) 985 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:24,584 Sorry, forgot, Catholic school. 986 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,293 - I'll come back for you. - Run, dude! 987 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,834 - [Justin] Go, go, go! 988 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:32,096 - Two JP's loose, on the run, copy! 989 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:33,594 - JP's? 990 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,302 - Juvenile perverts! 991 00:48:35,368 --> 00:48:39,201 (exciting instrumental music) 992 00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:29,207 - That was way too close, dude. 993 00:49:29,273 --> 00:49:30,073 How'd you get away? 994 00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:31,941 - I punched him, man. 995 00:49:32,007 --> 00:49:33,022 - Punched him? - Yeah. 996 00:49:33,088 --> 00:49:34,030 - Dude! 997 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,955 (toilet flushes) 998 00:49:37,021 --> 00:49:38,240 No, no, no, no, no. 999 00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:39,879 No, no, please, please don't scream. 1000 00:49:39,945 --> 00:49:41,742 (girl screams) 1001 00:49:41,808 --> 00:49:45,641 (exciting instrumental music) 1002 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,827 - Hey, how are you? 1003 00:49:57,284 --> 00:49:58,534 Yeah, I'm good. 1004 00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:01,583 So are we still on for dinner tonight? 1005 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,340 Oh, why is that? 1006 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,897 - Hey. 1007 00:50:08,963 --> 00:50:10,118 - Hi. - How are you? 1008 00:50:10,184 --> 00:50:12,184 - I'm good, how are you? 1009 00:50:15,424 --> 00:50:16,611 Fuck, call me! 1010 00:50:16,677 --> 00:50:20,510 (exciting instrumental music) 1011 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:37,414 - Been looking for them for 20 minutes. 1012 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,514 - 20 minutes, you mean we lost them? 1013 00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,004 - Yeah, or else we scared them off. 1014 00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,200 - Man. 1015 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,084 - [Justin] Ow! 1016 00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,007 - What the? 1017 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,323 - I can explain. 1018 00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:56,860 (laughing) 1019 00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:02,592 - Shit, man, where's Justin? 1020 00:52:02,658 --> 00:52:05,304 - I don't know, dude, he's trapped behind enemy lines. 1021 00:52:05,370 --> 00:52:06,678 - He's fucked. 1022 00:52:06,744 --> 00:52:08,661 - Let's get outta here. 1023 00:52:10,590 --> 00:52:12,124 - You mean you have no library card, 1024 00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:13,894 no ID, no nothing? 1025 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,180 - No, I lost it all at Mass. 1026 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,544 - I'm going out to look for the others. 1027 00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:23,443 - Good idea. 1028 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,224 - Jim, I think we can handle it from here. 1029 00:52:27,290 --> 00:52:29,274 Why don't you go ahead with Dwayne? 1030 00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:31,894 - Well, he's not armed, but. 1031 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,804 - Jim, please, God will protect us. 1032 00:52:35,870 --> 00:52:38,103 - Okay, Sister, you're the boss. 1033 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,234 - Look, sisters, I know, 1034 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,723 I'm a really good kid, it's just, I don't. 1035 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:55,359 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1036 00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:58,964 - Oh, my blessed son, 1037 00:52:59,030 --> 00:53:02,554 my hot, hot son! 1038 00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:04,020 - [Justin] Oh, Jesus Christ! 1039 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,694 - Sister Pat, I can't believe you, 1040 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,384 acting like a whore of Babylon. 1041 00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:17,334 - Don't you sister me, Sister! 1042 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,063 I saw you and that pornographic tongue of yours. 1043 00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:33,640 - Okay, so where are you now? 1044 00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:35,717 Are you okay, dude? 1045 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,880 You sound a little weird. 1046 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,694 Okay, okay, bye. 1047 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,734 - So what's the dealio, man? 1048 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,843 - Dude, he got away. 1049 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,520 - Thank God. 1050 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,223 - I will, turn this piece of shit around. 1051 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,914 All right, so you at least saved the rock, right? 1052 00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:02,813 - Yeah, here. 1053 00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:07,284 I'd rather have nothing to do with it right now. 1054 00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:08,684 - Dude, what's wrong with him? 1055 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,494 Maybe we should take him to the hospital or something. 1056 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,044 - No, dude, that's just gonna freak him out, 1057 00:54:12,110 --> 00:54:13,554 and don't call his parents. 1058 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:14,424 Just shut the fuck up. 1059 00:54:14,490 --> 00:54:16,044 - Are you sure you can't remember 1060 00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:18,503 anything after the guards left the room, man? 1061 00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,410 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1062 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:29,744 I can't believe we cut all day of school, 1063 00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:32,364 we're sober, and we struck out. 1064 00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:33,824 - Dude, you gotta look at it this way. 1065 00:54:33,890 --> 00:54:35,494 We still have a magic rock that can 1066 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,224 get us laid whenever we want. 1067 00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,607 - Yeah, all it's gotten me so far is punched in the face. 1068 00:54:39,673 --> 00:54:42,424 - Man, I'm like scarred for life. 1069 00:54:42,490 --> 00:54:44,194 - That's it, dude, what happened back there? 1070 00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:46,424 - I said I don't wanna talk about it. 1071 00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,290 - All right. 1072 00:54:47,323 --> 00:54:48,214 - The point is, we've had that rock 1073 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,274 for like three days, and we haven't done dick with it. 1074 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:54,704 - Yeah, he's right, man, you never even let me touch it. 1075 00:54:54,770 --> 00:54:55,570 - That's what she said. 1076 00:54:55,603 --> 00:54:56,883 - Cut the jokes, Wilson. 1077 00:54:58,378 --> 00:54:59,494 We just wanna get laid, 1078 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,360 like any guys in our position would. 1079 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,564 - All right, the Catholic school thing was your idea. 1080 00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:08,464 - That's not the point. 1081 00:55:08,530 --> 00:55:13,374 The point is I've never gotten laid ever, all right? 1082 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,744 There, I said it. 1083 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:17,094 And society puts a lot of pressure on a guy like me, 1084 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,204 who won't feel normal until he earns the right 1085 00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:22,603 to say, sure, I had sex, so what? 1086 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,904 - There's always Cindy's party tonight. 1087 00:55:26,970 --> 00:55:29,244 We sort of got invited. 1088 00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:31,314 I say we get in there and tap 1089 00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:34,384 some hot cheerleader ass before the magic is gone. 1090 00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:36,679 - Now he is speaking my language. 1091 00:55:36,745 --> 00:55:37,704 - All right, all right, all right, 1092 00:55:37,770 --> 00:55:38,914 I'm gonna bring the rock tonight. 1093 00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:39,914 Are you happy? 1094 00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:41,963 I don't see how this is my fault, though. 1095 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:45,173 - Woo! 1096 00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:58,341 - [Ryan] Dad! 1097 00:55:58,407 --> 00:55:59,454 - [Bill] Yeah, Ryan? 1098 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,620 - Nothing, never mind. 1099 00:56:08,196 --> 00:56:09,113 Penicillin. 1100 00:56:10,697 --> 00:56:12,614 Rabies, who has rabies? 1101 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,374 Scurvy? 1102 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,490 What is he, a pirate? 1103 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,193 Jackpot! 1104 00:56:29,926 --> 00:56:32,593 (pills clatter) 1105 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,773 Nom don't come in, I'm not decent! 1106 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,694 - Got a minute? 1107 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,663 - Yeah, sure. 1108 00:56:56,784 --> 00:57:00,324 - Before you go out to wherever you're gonna go tonight, 1109 00:57:00,390 --> 00:57:03,373 I wanted to talk to you about your mom and me. 1110 00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:07,594 I guess you figured out by now 1111 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:11,074 that the tension's pretty thick around here. 1112 00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:12,190 - Yeah, a little bit. 1113 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:14,987 - This is the part of the conversation 1114 00:57:15,053 --> 00:57:18,504 where the Dad manual says I'm supposed to tell 1115 00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:19,914 you how everything's gonna be all right 1116 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,773 and how you shouldn't worry. 1117 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:25,860 But you're not a kid anymore. 1118 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:28,873 You deserve better than that. 1119 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,253 The truth is, your mom and me, 1120 00:57:34,319 --> 00:57:37,784 we've been talking, and, well, 1121 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:39,950 I just don't know how it's gonna turn out. 1122 00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:43,754 - But you still love her, right? 1123 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:47,143 - Yeah, yeah, of course, I love her, I love your mom. 1124 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:49,973 Your mom is a wonderful woman. 1125 00:57:51,470 --> 00:57:52,853 She's a beautiful woman. 1126 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,644 I probably should've told her that 1127 00:57:56,710 --> 00:57:58,143 more often than I did. 1128 00:58:00,870 --> 00:58:05,870 But this marriage, it's like the old song, 1129 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,243 the thrill is gone. 1130 00:58:17,864 --> 00:58:19,443 Listen, no matter what happens, 1131 00:58:20,349 --> 00:58:22,774 you know that your mom and I both, 1132 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,354 we love you very much. 1133 00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:25,453 - Yeah, sure, Dad. 1134 00:58:26,522 --> 00:58:27,522 - All right. 1135 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,341 - Thanks for being so straight with me, Dad. 1136 00:58:34,407 --> 00:58:35,393 - Any time, buddy. 1137 00:58:38,790 --> 00:58:41,773 Ryan, your mom is right, 1138 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:45,614 that guinea pig cage, 1139 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,277 this room does smell like pee. 1140 00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:06,164 - All right, I think we're good. 1141 00:59:06,230 --> 00:59:07,224 Ready? 1142 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,534 - What's with all the sneaking around? 1143 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,770 - If you must know, I got grounded 1144 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:14,394 for what I said to Sumner. 1145 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,114 - What exactly did you say to her? 1146 00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:18,134 - I asked her if she wanted to go down on me 1147 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,241 and suck my dick and finger my butthole, okay? 1148 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:23,144 - (chuckles) Jesus, dude. 1149 00:59:23,210 --> 00:59:25,560 - Yeah, I mean, I've always wanted it done, so. 1150 00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,273 - With Sumner? 1151 00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:32,234 - Ah, no, dude, like in general. 1152 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,100 - All right, that's what I thought, 1153 00:59:33,133 --> 00:59:34,753 because that bitch has big hands. 1154 00:59:38,615 --> 00:59:39,843 - [Justin] Look at this guy. 1155 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,294 - [Ryan] What are you doing, shitass? 1156 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,160 - [Justin] Yeah, get off that car. 1157 00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:50,993 You're gonna scratch it. 1158 00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:52,894 - [Ryan] Where's your van? 1159 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,189 - This is my car. 1160 00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:55,055 (Justin laughs) 1161 00:59:55,088 --> 00:59:56,614 - Bullshit. - Yeah, okay. 1162 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,480 - Bullshit. - You got a bunch 1163 00:59:57,513 --> 00:59:58,874 of keys, but that doesn't mean you're... 1164 00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:00,153 - Just get in. 1165 01:00:01,521 --> 01:00:03,771 - [Ryan] What the fuck, where'd you get this? 1166 01:00:05,390 --> 01:00:08,904 - You remember the money I got from the massage parlor? 1167 01:00:08,970 --> 01:00:10,604 - No way, dude. - Yeah. 1168 01:00:10,670 --> 01:00:12,203 - Oh, so you can go out and buy a car 1169 01:00:12,269 --> 01:00:13,863 and you can't give me $65? 1170 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,153 - [Sean] Come on, man, let's go. 1171 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:19,894 - Fucking asshole, dude. 1172 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,223 Just, let's go. 1173 01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:25,083 Hold on. (laughing) 1174 01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:28,867 (roof buzzes) 1175 01:00:30,163 --> 01:00:31,663 - That is so sexy. 1176 01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:36,461 Damn, dude. 1177 01:00:39,718 --> 01:00:40,518 I'm jealous. 1178 01:00:40,551 --> 01:00:41,611 - How are we not gonna get laid in this thing? 1179 01:00:41,677 --> 01:00:43,244 - We will get laid in this thing. 1180 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,744 - Anyways, anyways, who's got something to drink, 1181 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:49,368 'cause I got nothing, and I need something, please. 1182 01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:52,604 - Well, I got these wine coolers. 1183 01:00:52,670 --> 01:00:54,993 My mom used to drink them before my dad left. 1184 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,082 - Well, maybe that's why he left. 1185 01:00:58,148 --> 01:01:00,574 (Ryan chuckles) 1186 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:04,414 - [Sean] Dude, dude, don't get it all over my car, man. 1187 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,734 Well, what do you have? 1188 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,534 - I got pills! 1189 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,683 I think they're prescription. 1190 01:01:10,548 --> 01:01:11,348 - Prescription? - Yeah. 1191 01:01:11,381 --> 01:01:13,094 - Here, hold this. 1192 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:13,993 - Dude. 1193 01:01:15,530 --> 01:01:16,714 Yeah. - What is this 1194 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,884 brown stuff in here? 1195 01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,414 - It's hedgehog shit, but. 1196 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,313 - Oh! - Dude, what? 1197 01:01:22,550 --> 01:01:24,114 - It's not even that important. 1198 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,113 Let's just dig in. 1199 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,204 That's pussy shit. - How is it? 1200 01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,083 - That is pussy shit. - Okay, man. 1201 01:01:32,130 --> 01:01:36,683 Well, no one wants your little shit medicine. 1202 01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,494 (laughing) 1203 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,663 How's that taste? 1204 01:01:41,890 --> 01:01:43,275 Terrible? 1205 01:01:43,341 --> 01:01:46,341 (heavy metal music) 1206 01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:52,893 - Are we good? 1207 01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,434 What the fuck are you doing? 1208 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,324 - Dancing, man, what does it look like? 1209 01:02:01,390 --> 01:02:02,984 - It looks like you're having a goddamn seizure 1210 01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,354 is what it looks like. 1211 01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,881 - Okay, okay, man, just give me the rock 1212 01:02:05,947 --> 01:02:07,513 so I can get some cock. 1213 01:02:08,778 --> 01:02:10,728 - Did he just say what I think he said? 1214 01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:14,494 - I mean so I can give her some cock. 1215 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,454 - All right, that's what I thought. 1216 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,914 All right, you're gonna go in there, 1217 01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:18,494 you're gonna find the first girl you want, all right? 1218 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,134 Otherwise, you're gonna have honeys all over you. 1219 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,644 - Right. - You wanna be careful, 1220 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:24,024 otherwise, we're gonna score a big fat zero on this. 1221 01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:25,290 You got it? - I got it. 1222 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:27,075 - All right. 1223 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:31,130 What the fuck are you doing? 1224 01:02:32,050 --> 01:02:34,800 - It's cologne, man, I wanna smell nice for the ladies. 1225 01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:37,824 - Would you just get your ass in there, all right? 1226 01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:38,690 And make sure you come back 1227 01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:40,204 as soon as you're done taking care of business 1228 01:02:40,270 --> 01:02:42,444 so we can have a turn. - Okay. 1229 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:45,304 - If you so much as look at Amber, I'll fucking kill you. 1230 01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,170 You got it? 1231 01:02:46,203 --> 01:02:49,354 - Okay, man, does my hair look good? 1232 01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,220 - It looks terrible. 1233 01:02:50,253 --> 01:02:51,614 - What the fuck does it matter? 1234 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,524 It's a sure goddamned thing. 1235 01:02:53,590 --> 01:02:55,090 Get your ass in there already! 1236 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,506 - Okay, man, wish me luck. 1237 01:02:58,420 --> 01:02:59,253 - Good luck. 1238 01:03:00,737 --> 01:03:01,904 - [Sean] Yeah! 1239 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,143 - He is so fucked. 1240 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,164 - [Sean] Woo! 1241 01:03:08,230 --> 01:03:09,593 - Which means we're fucked. 1242 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,584 - Why the fuck did we give him the rock in the first place? 1243 01:03:13,650 --> 01:03:14,894 We just screwed ourselves! 1244 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,843 Oh my fucking God, dude! 1245 01:03:21,043 --> 01:03:24,314 - I have some drinks downstairs if you wanna go grab some. 1246 01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:25,314 I'll be right there. 1247 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:26,770 Hey, wait! 1248 01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:27,636 - [Boy] Who the fuck was that? 1249 01:03:27,669 --> 01:03:28,919 - Some wieners. 1250 01:03:33,261 --> 01:03:34,884 - Hey, Sean, right? 1251 01:03:34,950 --> 01:03:37,764 - Yeah, Tammy from geometry. 1252 01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:39,566 - Yeah, did you just get here? 1253 01:03:39,632 --> 01:03:40,965 - Uh, uh... - Huh? 1254 01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:44,299 Are you okay? 1255 01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:48,823 You disgusting creep! 1256 01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:52,273 - Wait a minute, you're not a virgin? 1257 01:03:53,369 --> 01:03:54,169 - I never! 1258 01:03:54,202 --> 01:03:55,224 (Sean groans) 1259 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:58,134 What business is it of yours anyways? 1260 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,033 You have a lot of nerve, asshole. 1261 01:04:02,044 --> 01:04:03,677 And if you ever tell anyone about me fucking 1262 01:04:03,743 --> 01:04:06,943 Matt Waite at the carnival, I'll fucking kill you. 1263 01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:12,373 - Bitches be crazy, right? 1264 01:04:13,888 --> 01:04:16,805 (funky rock music) 1265 01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:34,653 - Hey, handsome. 1266 01:04:35,530 --> 01:04:37,704 - Oh, hey, Sally. 1267 01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:40,584 You here with someone? 1268 01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:41,977 - I'm here with you. 1269 01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:47,733 You know, there's a back room with a sofa. 1270 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:52,094 - Are you drunk, 'cause I could... 1271 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,713 - No, follow me. 1272 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,211 Is this okay? 1273 01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:10,703 - Oh, yeah, it's nice. 1274 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,253 Do you come here a lot? 1275 01:05:19,537 --> 01:05:20,344 - Hmm? 1276 01:05:20,410 --> 01:05:22,133 - Have you been here before? 1277 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:35,123 Uh, uh, Sally, can I ask you a question? 1278 01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:37,573 - Sure. 1279 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:45,040 - You've done this, I've never done this before. 1280 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,513 So why me? 1281 01:05:50,651 --> 01:05:52,463 - You seem nice. 1282 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,037 The opposite of most guys I've been with. 1283 01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:05,134 It turns out, most guys really are pigs. 1284 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,823 - I'm not a pig, am I? 1285 01:06:10,010 --> 01:06:12,094 - If you're asking the question 1286 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,733 because you think that you might be one, 1287 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,414 it means you have a conscience 1288 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:23,480 and, therefore, no, you definitely are not a pig. 1289 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,300 - That's good to know. 1290 01:06:50,490 --> 01:06:54,444 - What do you think, who do you think he's doing in there? 1291 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,510 - I don't know, man. 1292 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,794 I swear to God, if he loses that rock 1293 01:06:57,860 --> 01:06:59,734 or gets caught or something! 1294 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,614 - Dude, you're freaking out, right, man? 1295 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,594 Chill, it'll be all right. 1296 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:03,924 - It shouldn't take him more than 10 seconds. 1297 01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:04,974 He should be out here by now. 1298 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,563 - Maybe he's doubling up. 1299 01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:10,733 - All right, it's 10:40, I'm going in. 1300 01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:13,043 - Let's do this! 1301 01:07:17,570 --> 01:07:19,987 (chattering) 1302 01:07:26,598 --> 01:07:28,106 - One more time, one more time. 1303 01:07:28,172 --> 01:07:31,021 (chattering) 1304 01:07:31,087 --> 01:07:32,004 - You suck! 1305 01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:37,335 (shouting) 1306 01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:41,959 - Oh, way to like spill it on my back. 1307 01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:43,448 - I bet you like that, huh? 1308 01:07:43,514 --> 01:07:45,764 (shouting) 1309 01:07:51,188 --> 01:07:52,422 - Miss! 1310 01:07:52,488 --> 01:07:54,905 (chattering) 1311 01:07:57,068 --> 01:07:58,230 - You can do it, let's go! 1312 01:07:58,296 --> 01:07:59,096 - I got it. 1313 01:07:59,156 --> 01:08:01,406 (shouting) 1314 01:08:04,503 --> 01:08:06,384 - I am so fucking twisted. 1315 01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,174 This stuff is so amazing. 1316 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,073 - It is. 1317 01:08:12,550 --> 01:08:14,914 Save some for me. - Okay. 1318 01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:17,358 - Finish your game now, faggot. 1319 01:08:17,424 --> 01:08:18,257 - What the fuck? 1320 01:08:20,926 --> 01:08:22,454 - I can't believe she's not here yet. 1321 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,159 - I know, can you believe what she did with him? 1322 01:08:25,225 --> 01:08:26,617 Homewrecker. 1323 01:08:26,683 --> 01:08:27,909 - [Girl] Oh, hi, guys. 1324 01:08:27,975 --> 01:08:30,392 (chattering) 1325 01:08:34,367 --> 01:08:36,617 - Sorry about that! - Okay. 1326 01:08:38,488 --> 01:08:39,655 And I'm drunk. 1327 01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:41,732 - Where'd you get that ball? 1328 01:08:41,798 --> 01:08:43,367 - Man, I took it from the fucking pool table. 1329 01:08:43,433 --> 01:08:44,843 It's a shitty sport. 1330 01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:48,998 - Come on, come on, make this shot. 1331 01:08:49,064 --> 01:08:50,348 - All right, bitch. - I got this, I got this. 1332 01:08:50,414 --> 01:08:52,145 - All right, move it. 1333 01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:55,232 (chattering) 1334 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:56,298 Drunk bitch. 1335 01:08:57,961 --> 01:08:59,484 My quarter now. 1336 01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,277 - Hey, we need a replacement. 1337 01:09:01,343 --> 01:09:02,143 Anybody? 1338 01:09:02,176 --> 01:09:02,976 Hey! 1339 01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:03,945 Justin. - Faggot. 1340 01:09:04,011 --> 01:09:04,811 - Come on. - Me? 1341 01:09:04,844 --> 01:09:06,234 - [Matt] Come on, Peterson, are you a pussy? 1342 01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:09,990 - Oh, fuck that, let's do this, come on. 1343 01:09:10,056 --> 01:09:11,698 - Come on. 1344 01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:12,597 All right. 1345 01:09:14,982 --> 01:09:15,982 We got this. 1346 01:09:17,148 --> 01:09:18,714 - [Party-Goer] You suck, you suck. 1347 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:19,580 - No! - Come on. 1348 01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:21,834 - [Matt] Someone gets lost in the muscle sauce, 1349 01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,050 trying to play catcher. 1350 01:09:23,908 --> 01:09:25,382 - Hey, Amber. 1351 01:09:25,448 --> 01:09:26,494 - Hey. - Hey. 1352 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:27,824 This is an awesome party. 1353 01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:28,754 - Yeah. 1354 01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:31,183 - So Cindy's parents don't mind about all this? 1355 01:09:31,249 --> 01:09:32,191 - They're in Barbados. 1356 01:09:32,257 --> 01:09:34,007 - Oh, that's awesome. 1357 01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:37,874 I was wondering, have you seen Sean around anywhere? 1358 01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:39,133 - No, try outside. 1359 01:09:40,190 --> 01:09:43,284 - Yeah, I looked outside, but what about upstairs? 1360 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,411 - In the bedrooms? 1361 01:09:44,477 --> 01:09:46,394 (chuckling) 1362 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,260 - Yeah. - All I know 1363 01:09:47,293 --> 01:09:48,323 is I haven't seen him. 1364 01:09:48,389 --> 01:09:49,189 - All right. 1365 01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,514 Listen, I was wondering if maybe sometime 1366 01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:53,080 you wanted to go out to dinner and a movie, maybe? 1367 01:09:53,978 --> 01:09:56,364 - Aw, thank you! 1368 01:09:56,430 --> 01:10:00,084 But, you know, I'm kinda seeing Matt Waite right now, so. 1369 01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:01,984 - Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna 1370 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:03,269 definitely see you later, okay? 1371 01:10:03,335 --> 01:10:05,352 - Okay. - All right. 1372 01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:09,001 (pulsing electronic music) 1373 01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:16,717 - Okay, well, I'm going to go freshen up a bit. 1374 01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:20,605 - I'll come find you. 1375 01:10:20,671 --> 01:10:21,471 - [Sally] Okay. 1376 01:10:21,507 --> 01:10:25,090 (pulsing electronic music) 1377 01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:32,532 - Hey! 1378 01:10:32,598 --> 01:10:36,348 (pulsing instrumental music) 1379 01:11:01,050 --> 01:11:02,480 You smell nice. 1380 01:11:02,546 --> 01:11:04,274 - (chuckles) Hey. 1381 01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:07,067 - Why haven't I ever noticed you have such a cute ass? 1382 01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:08,654 (Sean chuckles nervously) 1383 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,409 Come on, let me just suck it. 1384 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:11,604 - Dude, dude, what are you doing? 1385 01:11:11,670 --> 01:11:12,623 What, dude! 1386 01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:14,630 Stop! 1387 01:11:14,663 --> 01:11:17,624 (Sean screams) - Don't struggle. 1388 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:18,844 - [Sean] This won't fly, I can't! 1389 01:11:18,910 --> 01:11:20,119 - Oh, Jesus, dude, throw me the rock, 1390 01:11:20,185 --> 01:11:20,985 get rid of it! 1391 01:11:21,018 --> 01:11:24,208 (pulsing electronic music) 1392 01:11:24,274 --> 01:11:25,502 - Oh my God, what the? 1393 01:11:25,568 --> 01:11:26,586 Oh my God! 1394 01:11:26,652 --> 01:11:30,235 (pulsing electronic music) 1395 01:11:33,910 --> 01:11:36,327 (chattering) 1396 01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:40,015 - Amber, Amber, come here. 1397 01:11:40,081 --> 01:11:43,271 I wanna show you something, come here. 1398 01:11:43,337 --> 01:11:44,224 Do you wanna go upstairs? 1399 01:11:44,290 --> 01:11:45,144 - Sure. 1400 01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:46,356 - All right, come here. 1401 01:11:46,422 --> 01:11:48,839 (chattering) 1402 01:11:51,463 --> 01:11:52,440 - Nothing. 1403 01:11:52,506 --> 01:11:54,154 (shouting) 1404 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,452 - Diaz, let's go, Freddy! 1405 01:11:56,518 --> 01:11:57,987 Come on, take a little sip. 1406 01:11:58,053 --> 01:12:00,243 - [Matt] All right, all right, all right. 1407 01:12:00,309 --> 01:12:03,077 (shouting) 1408 01:12:03,143 --> 01:12:03,976 - Diaz! 1409 01:12:06,482 --> 01:12:07,587 - [Matt] All right, one more, one more, one more, 1410 01:12:07,653 --> 01:12:08,584 one more, one more. 1411 01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:11,421 (chattering) 1412 01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:13,737 (shouting) 1413 01:12:18,744 --> 01:12:20,097 - [Party-Goers] Drink, drink, drink, drink, 1414 01:12:20,163 --> 01:12:22,268 drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, 1415 01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:23,266 drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink 1416 01:12:23,332 --> 01:12:26,515 drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. 1417 01:12:26,581 --> 01:12:28,831 (shouting) 1418 01:12:35,938 --> 01:12:40,438 (laughing) (retching) 1419 01:12:41,519 --> 01:12:42,575 - [Party=goer] Oh my God! 1420 01:12:42,641 --> 01:12:44,536 - You mother-faggot. 1421 01:12:44,602 --> 01:12:45,994 My grandmother gave me this shirt. 1422 01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:47,251 What's wrong with you? 1423 01:12:47,317 --> 01:12:49,734 (chattering) 1424 01:12:52,109 --> 01:12:53,922 - Oh, get the fuck outta here! 1425 01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:57,468 (pulsing electronic music) 1426 01:12:57,534 --> 01:12:59,096 - Wait, wait, wait. 1427 01:12:59,162 --> 01:13:00,812 I actually kind of like the dark. 1428 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,133 - Whatever you want, sweetie, anything. 1429 01:13:05,791 --> 01:13:09,374 (pulsing electronic music) 1430 01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:16,623 - Amber, wait. 1431 01:13:19,431 --> 01:13:22,624 - I want you to know, I've never, you know. 1432 01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,574 - No, trust me, I know. 1433 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,854 - It feels so strange. 1434 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,311 - Strange like you don't wanna do this? 1435 01:13:28,377 --> 01:13:30,134 - No, of course, I do. 1436 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,604 It's just I can't believe you and I have never. 1437 01:13:32,670 --> 01:13:34,264 - That's because you really don't... 1438 01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:36,184 - Whatever you want, Ryan Wilson. 1439 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,223 I'm yours. 1440 01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:41,123 - Amber, wait. 1441 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:42,960 I can't do this. 1442 01:13:42,993 --> 01:13:44,114 - Is it me? 1443 01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,684 Oh, you want me to go down, okay. 1444 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,550 - No, no, no, no. 1445 01:13:46,583 --> 01:13:49,413 I don't need you, I just realized I don't have a condom. 1446 01:13:50,270 --> 01:13:51,814 - Are you serious? 1447 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:53,184 Look, I'm so ready for this. 1448 01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:54,634 - No, Amber, trust me. 1449 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:58,294 I am crazy about you, it's just that this is wrong. 1450 01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,193 I'm sorry. 1451 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,434 - [Justin] Oh my God, dude. 1452 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,601 All right, all right, all right, tell me, bro, 1453 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,144 was it really wet? 1454 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:11,624 - Yeah, and hot, but the good hot. 1455 01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:13,044 - [Justin] Oh my God, that is amazing! 1456 01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:16,014 - Yeah, but you know, right? 1457 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,774 - Oh, about Easy Beasley, yeah, everybody knows about that. 1458 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,134 I'm talking about Diaz almost getting 1459 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,944 his mouth all over your dick, dude. 1460 01:14:22,010 --> 01:14:23,224 I heard you got some of that cock 1461 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:24,890 you were talking about earlier. 1462 01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:26,004 - [Sean] Okay. 1463 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:29,434 - Oh, stud muffin, tell me, was she amazing? 1464 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,451 - Yeah, man, she was amazing. 1465 01:14:30,517 --> 01:14:31,814 - All right, well, you have to tell me 1466 01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,974 all about it later, but, for now, 1467 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,647 please, give me the rock. 1468 01:14:35,713 --> 01:14:37,773 - I don't think it's such a good idea, dude. 1469 01:14:38,846 --> 01:14:40,654 - What are you talking about, are you fucking crazy? 1470 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,604 - Yeah, fair is fair. 1471 01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:43,504 - Give me the goddamn rock. 1472 01:14:43,570 --> 01:14:44,537 - I couldn't do it, all right? 1473 01:14:44,603 --> 01:14:45,964 I pussyed out. 1474 01:14:46,030 --> 01:14:47,414 - Bullshit, you expect us to believe 1475 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,494 that you didn't get with the finest piece of ass 1476 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,327 that goes to our high school? 1477 01:14:50,393 --> 01:14:52,834 - Dude, this is so wrong, all right? 1478 01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:55,244 These girls think that we're untouchables, all right? 1479 01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:56,154 They don't even like us. 1480 01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:57,724 The only reason why they wanna have sex with us 1481 01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,404 is because of this fucking rock. 1482 01:14:59,470 --> 01:15:01,513 It's like date rape, it's sick. 1483 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,934 - Are you fucking crazy? 1484 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,664 All of a sudden, you're a fucking saint? 1485 01:15:06,730 --> 01:15:08,384 Look, just because you can't take advantage 1486 01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:10,884 of the best thing that's ever happened to guys ever, 1487 01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:12,494 doesn't mean I feel the same way. 1488 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,004 You and Sean had your chance. 1489 01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:15,654 Now give me the fucking rock, it's my turn. 1490 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,320 - I'm not giving it to you, man. 1491 01:15:19,133 --> 01:15:20,211 - [Justin] Give me the fucking rock. 1492 01:15:20,277 --> 01:15:22,071 - Get outta here, dude, I'm not giving you the rock. 1493 01:15:22,137 --> 01:15:22,937 - If you don't give me that rock, 1494 01:15:22,970 --> 01:15:23,884 you're fucking dead, all right? 1495 01:15:23,950 --> 01:15:25,134 You're fucking dead! 1496 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,360 - Well, you're just gonna have to take it from me, man. 1497 01:15:30,268 --> 01:15:31,411 - [Justin] Give me the... 1498 01:15:31,477 --> 01:15:32,964 - Fuck, get off of me, man! 1499 01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:33,830 What's wrong with you? 1500 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,961 (fleshy smack) (grunting) 1501 01:15:35,027 --> 01:15:37,870 - Give me the fucking rock. (fleshy smacks) 1502 01:15:38,862 --> 01:15:40,195 Fucking asshole. 1503 01:15:41,201 --> 01:15:42,284 Fucking shit. 1504 01:15:45,286 --> 01:15:48,703 (funky electronic music) 1505 01:15:51,683 --> 01:15:54,059 - Cindy, hey, you and me, upstairs. 1506 01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:55,272 - Okay. - Let's go. 1507 01:15:55,338 --> 01:15:57,755 (chattering) 1508 01:16:03,554 --> 01:16:05,174 - It's weird, you know, man? 1509 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:10,240 You and Justin have been friends since like forever. 1510 01:16:10,310 --> 01:16:11,110 - Yeah, well, we didn't know Diaz 1511 01:16:11,143 --> 01:16:12,780 was a gay virgin, either, did we? 1512 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:15,633 - No. 1513 01:16:19,569 --> 01:16:21,404 - I think my parents are getting a divorce, man. 1514 01:16:21,470 --> 01:16:22,763 - Shit, man. 1515 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,623 I'm sorry. 1516 01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:27,847 What are you gonna do? 1517 01:16:27,913 --> 01:16:30,584 - Here's your fucking rock back, you stupid pussy. 1518 01:16:30,650 --> 01:16:32,034 - Justin, where you going, man? 1519 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:32,970 Ryan's... 1520 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,324 What are we gonna do about the rock? 1521 01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:38,584 - I'll take care of it, dude. 1522 01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:39,534 - What are you gonna do with it? 1523 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,100 - I said I'll take care of it! 1524 01:16:44,928 --> 01:16:47,845 (moody rock music) 1525 01:17:02,279 --> 01:17:07,279 ♪ I don't want to go it alone ♪ 1526 01:17:10,115 --> 01:17:13,254 ♪ I don't want to go it alone ♪ 1527 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,153 - [Justin] Ryan. 1528 01:17:18,910 --> 01:17:20,234 - How'd you find me here? 1529 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,744 - We've been best friends since we were seven, dude. 1530 01:17:22,810 --> 01:17:24,010 You run when you're mad. 1531 01:17:25,820 --> 01:17:27,220 - What the fuck do you want? 1532 01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:30,814 - Just wanna say I'm sorry, dude. 1533 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,904 I mean, last night, this whole thing with the rock, 1534 01:17:33,970 --> 01:17:37,963 it's just I don't wanna lose my best friend, right? 1535 01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:42,344 - Who sounds like the pussy now, huh? 1536 01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:44,583 - I guess I resemble that remark a little. 1537 01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:47,414 - A little like your baby Peterson? 1538 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:48,563 - Fuck off, dude. 1539 01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,954 - Yeah, I guess we're cool. 1540 01:17:53,020 --> 01:17:54,347 - Good. 1541 01:17:54,413 --> 01:17:55,394 So I wanna tell you this new plan 1542 01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,560 about us getting laid. 1543 01:17:57,790 --> 01:18:00,454 - (chuckles) Do I even wanna hear this? 1544 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,964 - Swingers clubs, dude. 1545 01:18:02,030 --> 01:18:03,294 All right, we pay 50 bucks, 1546 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,014 and these wives just like split up 1547 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,880 with their husbands for it. 1548 01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,874 - Where do you get these ideas? 1549 01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,154 - Where do I get all my ideas? 1550 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,363 They just come to me. 1551 01:18:11,684 --> 01:18:12,517 - Right. 1552 01:18:14,851 --> 01:18:16,827 - All right, man, we good? 1553 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:18,476 - Yeah. - All right. 1554 01:18:20,090 --> 01:18:22,144 What'd you do with the rock, anyway? 1555 01:18:22,210 --> 01:18:24,034 - I figured we'd use it one last time. 1556 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:24,954 I gave it to the two people who need 1557 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,627 it way more than we do. - Awesome. 1558 01:18:26,693 --> 01:18:29,110 (rock music) 1559 01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:46,740 - Well, that was the movie. 1560 01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:50,633 - I've seen better, I've gotta tell you. 1561 01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:53,657 No explosions, no car chases. 1562 01:18:53,723 --> 01:18:55,564 - Oh, please. 1563 01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,449 It was romantic, I loved it. 1564 01:18:57,515 --> 01:18:58,580 - Hey there, stud. 1565 01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:01,313 (girls chatter) 1566 01:19:03,734 --> 01:19:05,418 - What is this, what's going on? 1567 01:19:05,484 --> 01:19:06,965 - I told you, the ladies can't keep 1568 01:19:07,031 --> 01:19:07,831 their hands off me. 1569 01:19:07,864 --> 01:19:09,667 - Hey, beefcake. 1570 01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:11,797 - Come here, big daddy. 1571 01:19:11,863 --> 01:19:13,280 - How can you be? 1572 01:19:15,370 --> 01:19:17,504 Girls, ladies! 1573 01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:19,414 Let me make something clear. 1574 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:23,594 He may not be perfect, we may argue from time to time, 1575 01:19:23,660 --> 01:19:26,454 I may not always give him all the attention he deserves, 1576 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,384 but this is my man! 1577 01:19:28,450 --> 01:19:32,054 And nobody's allowed to put their hands on him anywhere 1578 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:36,034 or take him home and make love to him, except me! 1579 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:36,933 Now get out! 1580 01:19:41,645 --> 01:19:42,978 Come here, baby. 1581 01:19:52,271 --> 01:19:55,938 (sultry instrumental music) 1582 01:19:57,607 --> 01:20:00,203 Oh, Daddy, oh, Daddy. 1583 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,394 Come here, tiger. 1584 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,641 Whoa. 1585 01:20:04,707 --> 01:20:07,060 - Give me some of that jiggy-boo, baby. 1586 01:20:07,126 --> 01:20:09,376 (laughing) 1587 01:20:11,380 --> 01:20:13,880 - [Mom] You are hot, hot, hot! 1588 01:20:15,012 --> 01:20:15,845 Oh, baby! 1589 01:20:18,807 --> 01:20:20,284 - Well, Amber, I'm sorry that you can't acknowledge 1590 01:20:20,350 --> 01:20:22,800 that Changling is the greatest movie of all time. 1591 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,734 No, I am being serious. - Oh, baby! 1592 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,833 - I can't hear you, it's my parents. 1593 01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:33,333 Anyways, are you going to Ava's party? 1594 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,984 Nah, I heard it's supposed to be great. 1595 01:20:36,050 --> 01:20:37,682 I think they're getting a keg, 1596 01:20:37,748 --> 01:20:38,852 and I was thinking that maybe we could, 1597 01:20:38,918 --> 01:20:40,024 I don't know, go together? 1598 01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:41,014 - Okay. 1599 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:41,913 - Yeah? 1600 01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,730 (water hisses) 1601 01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:05,944 - Are you sure you wanna do this? 1602 01:21:06,010 --> 01:21:07,110 - Yeah, I'm sure, man. 1603 01:21:08,110 --> 01:21:09,784 - What are we doing up here, anyway? 1604 01:21:09,850 --> 01:21:12,144 - It's a long story and, believe me, 1605 01:21:12,210 --> 01:21:14,160 if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 1606 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:17,850 - What's with the rock? 1607 01:21:19,350 --> 01:21:21,284 - Found it on Mr. Rosenbaum's field trip. 1608 01:21:21,350 --> 01:21:22,183 It's a fetish. 1609 01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:24,474 - You mean like when you get off 1610 01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,824 from being choked during sex? 1611 01:21:26,890 --> 01:21:28,374 - Well, that's enough talk. 1612 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,583 Let's just throw it. 1613 01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:32,314 - [Sally] Can I throw it? 1614 01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:33,213 - Yeah, sure. 1615 01:21:37,473 --> 01:21:40,144 Oh my God, Sally, anyone ever tell you that... 1616 01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:42,023 - [Justin] The hottest girl ever. 1617 01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:45,414 - No, but thanks. 1618 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,982 - Hey, I'd throw that thing if I were you. 1619 01:21:48,048 --> 01:21:48,881 - Okay. 1620 01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,056 (water hisses) 1621 01:21:58,827 --> 01:22:00,154 - You never did it. 1622 01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:01,307 - I couldn't after what you said. 1623 01:22:01,373 --> 01:22:04,754 It made me guilty, I got whisky dick. 1624 01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:07,694 - You mean neither of you two guys 1625 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,353 actually did anything? 1626 01:22:09,419 --> 01:22:10,983 - What, what are we talking about? 1627 01:22:11,049 --> 01:22:12,564 What's going on? - Nothing! 1628 01:22:12,630 --> 01:22:14,634 And when it comes to these two virgins, 1629 01:22:14,700 --> 01:22:15,653 I mean nothing. 1630 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,126 Come on, let's go. 1631 01:22:18,192 --> 01:22:19,442 - [Sally] Okay. 1632 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,184 - Oh, well, I guess that's that. 1633 01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:24,124 - Yeah. 1634 01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:26,064 Well, who needs magical powers anyway 1635 01:22:26,130 --> 01:22:27,794 when you're all that? 1636 01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:29,804 - I mean, right, we'll get laid when the time's right. 1637 01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:31,234 - Yeah. 1638 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:32,614 - So tell me about this swingers thing. 1639 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,914 - Oh yeah, it's advertised online. 1640 01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:38,104 These married chicks, right, they swap partners and stuff. 1641 01:22:38,170 --> 01:22:39,944 - Wait, wait, wait, how old are they? 1642 01:22:40,010 --> 01:22:41,494 - I'm pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate 1643 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,720 us asking that, but, anyway, these married. 1644 01:22:46,677 --> 01:22:50,094 (percussive rock music) 106918

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