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AGATHA:
Checkmate.
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You checkmated my queen,
not my king.
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We're playing lesbian chess
because I'm lesbian,
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so the queen trumps the king.
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- Ah, fair enough. Good game.
- Shush.
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Can you keep it down, please?
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Why is he so nervous?
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Invites are going out tonight
for the Arky Gala.
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They're hand-delivered
to all the top Arkies.
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Wow, the Arky Gala is
the most exclusive
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and sexy event of the year.
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Well, if I get invited,
you'll get to come, too.
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Assistants are
mandatory plus-ones.
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Oh, my goggles.
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That's a catchphrase
I'm trying out
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because I wear glasses.
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Well, don't get your hopes up.
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ArkyTV says
I'm on the bubble.
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Well, I hope we get invited.
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- It sounds fun!
- I don't want to go to have fun.
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I want to go
so I can curry favor
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with a venerable
Richard Longtooth!
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Who? -He's the CEO
of Splunk Energy Drinks.
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Rip and Bella were
their spokespeople.
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- You were a Splunksman?
- Indeed.
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And together
we were Splunkspeople.
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It's not often
that advertising meets art,
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but in our campaign,
that's exactly what transpired.
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♪ If you're stuck in a funk ♪
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♪ You got to drink Splunk ♪
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♪ Will it shrink my junk? ♪
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♪ What, are you drunk? ♪
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♪ That rumor's debunked ♪
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♪ I got to drink Splunk. ♪
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I know if I can just suckle
a tiny taste of talky time
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with Longtooth, a Splunksman
once more could I be.
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[doorbell rings] -That
could be the fucking invite!
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [panting]
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Sorry, Rip.
Just testin' out the doorbell.
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You got to do that every year.
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Ugh, Swooper,
don't do that again.
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I'm expecting
someone very important.
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[doorbell rings]
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I told you not to ring it again!
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I didn't. It rang on its own
'cause it's broken.
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See? Good thing I tested it.
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[doorbell rings]
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Sorry, that was me.
It was an accident that time.
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[doorbell rings]
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Sorry, forgot you didn't want me
to ring it.
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- That's on me.
- [doorbell rings]
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Okay, that time,
I was doing a goof
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where I pretended to push it,
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but then I did actually push it,
so I know I messed up.
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♪ ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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- Sorry. Another accident.
- [doorbell rings]
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Rip Digman, you have been
invited to the Arky Gala.
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Yes! This is
the happiest I've been
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in many moons!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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And, for the occasion,
my tuxedo of deepest brown.
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Remember,
my darling Maraschino Cherry?
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Dip me, Rip,
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like I'm a mozzarella stick
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and the floor is
marinara sauce.
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- Hydip!
- [cheering]
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Oh, how I miss you.
[grunts]
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Tux shrank in the closet,
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probably due
to the temperate air.
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Let me just... [choking]
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- [grunting]
- Ow!
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It was an accident!
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It's archaeology's
biggest night,
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and all the stars are out,
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from Mayor Magooble
to Zane Troy himself.
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Oh, Rip Digman.
Say, what's it like to be back
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at the Arky Gala
after so many years
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- as a punchline?
- A punchline?
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You mean the best part
of a joke? It feels great.
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And as always, no one
outside of the venue will have
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any idea what's going on inside.
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[laughs] That's right, Howard.
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As you can see, guests are
depositing their phones
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and signing NDAs
in order to enter the event.
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But I wanted to play
with my clock app.
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So we'll never know exactly
what's happening at this party,
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but I would imagine
there are a ton of drugs.
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More flake than
you can possibly imagine,
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and probably a sex room.
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A big, orgy sex room
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where everyone is fucking
and sucking
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to their heart's content. Howard.
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Thanks, Doreen,
for that vivid speculation.
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But alas,
we can only wonder
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what sort of debauchery
goes on in there.
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Rest assured, whatever it is
must be very cool.
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Hey, everyone, it's time
for the Arky shuffle!
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♪ Dig, dig ♪
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♪ Clean dirt from a vase ♪
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♪ Now look inside a tomb
and get scared of a mummy♪
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♪ Run away from the mummy,
now dust a little dust♪
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♪ Whip to the left,
whip to the right♪
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♪ Now excavate
and swing from a vine♪
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- Come on, Rip.
- Hard pass.
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I haven't danced
since Bella died.
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♪ Sink, sink ♪
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♪ There's quicksand
on the floor♪
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- Excuse me.
- My God.
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It's synchronicity.
It's exquisite.
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I spy with my little Arky eye:
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- Mr. Longtooth.
- Great!
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I can show him a magic trick
to butter him up.
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I shoved a huge ribbon
in my throat before we got here,
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and I'm dying to get it out.
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Respectfully,
that sounds like
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the worst idea I've ever heard
in my entire life.
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- That was respectful?
- Yes.
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The disrespectful version
would've been that it was
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the worst idea I've heard
in all my many lives,
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were I to believe
in reincarnation,
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which I strongly don't.
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Anyway, you need to head over
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- to the assistants' section.
- SALTINE: Aw, man!
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I can't believe how many people
are drinking champagne here
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when they could be enjoying
a Splunk Energy Drink.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Longtooth.
I didn't see you there.
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Is there a finer sight in all
the world than the Arky shuffle?
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Mmm! It's absolutely
mesmerizing. Oh, Rip Digman.
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Been a while since I've seen you
around these parts.
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Well, I'm back
and feeling very good,
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which reminds me of my favorite
flavor of Splunk, Berry Splunk.
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Well, this is pathetic.
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Rip, are you seriously
trying to pitch yourself
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as a new Splunksperson
for Splunk?
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How desperate.
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Mr. Longtooth, would you care
to see a magic trick?
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Wow, there was
so much ribbon in there.
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- Oh, goddamn it!
- Can I buy you a drink?
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It's an open bar, but sure.
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Hello, fellow assistant Arkies.
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What do you all think
of the latest issue
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of Assistant Arky Magazine?
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Hmm. Talk about a humdinger, right?
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Ah! -Hey, I haven't seen you
around before.
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I'd be more than happy to
show you the ropes if you want.
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You know, mentor you.
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- [groans]
- Back off, creep.
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Oh, s-sorry, ma'am.
S-Sorry.
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Hey, I'm Trisket.
I like your vest.
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Thank you.
It helps me keep track of
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where my torso ends and begins.
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By the way,
wearing sunglasses inside
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where you're protected
from UV rays,
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that's badass.
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- Want to try them on?
- Over my glasses?
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- Okay.
- Looks good. I like your vibe.
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Really? My mom always said
I come on too strong.
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But then again,
she doesn't talk to me anymore.
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Neither does my dad. Oh, no.
See? I'm doing it again.
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Nah, it's cool.
My parents hate me, too.
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Apparently,
no daughter of theirs would ever
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"moon people all the time."
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- Whoa. You're so cool.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you want to go, flyboy?
I'm down for a donnybrook!
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Oh, yeah? I'm gonna punch
the tip of your cock.
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[grunting]
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[straining] Come on.
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- [groans]
- [gasps]
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BOTH:
Wait, you're his assistant?
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Saltine,
why are you fraternizing
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with my greatest enemy's
subordinate?
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- That's Trisket, my new friend.
- Oh, no, she's not.
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If I ever catch you talking
to her again, you're fired.
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- But that's not fair!
- And that goes double for you,
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- Trisket, you little wanker.
- Okay.
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Oh, man.
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[knocking]
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[groans]
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- [Trisket sighs]
- [gasps]
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Please tell me
you're not gonna drink that.
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Trisket, we're not supposed to
talk to each other.
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We could get fired.
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Then let's go somewhere
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they can't see us.
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You mean break a rule?
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Okay, I'm obsessed.
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- [glass clinking]
- Attention, everyone.
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I'm Billy Themet,
head of the Met,
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and I want to welcome you all.
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I haven't tried the food
because I'm waiting for
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my wife to cut it up for me,
but it smells delectable.
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I want to share
an exciting announcement.
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Tomorrow we break ground
on a new wing of the museum,
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all thanks to a generous
donation from Rich Longtooth.
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The Longtooth wing
will be just as refreshing
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and exciting as my
non-FDA-approved energy drinks.
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[gasping]
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- [crowd coughing]
- Everyone into the temple.
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Detonate the charges.
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We're here to stop the museum
from expanding.
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- So we can say Zapper's Arcade!
- [crowd gasps]
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HIGH SCORE: Sorry to crash
your party, moldy oldies.
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You can call me High Score
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'cause I have the high score
in every game at Zapper's.
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Meet your other hosts
for the evening.
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- Boombox.
- Pump up the volume.
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Tomboy. -I'm a girl
that dresses different.
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- Allergies.
- [sneezes]
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- Slingshot.
- Sling-a-ding dong.
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- Dojo Dave.
- [grunts]
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- Australia.
- Have a go, ya mug.
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- And Booby Trap.
- [farts]
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Zapper's is where we hang out
every day,
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and we're not gonna let
a bunch of moldy oldies
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tear it down just to make
your stupid museum bigger.
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So, here's how this is gonna go.
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Mayor Magooble is
gonna sign this form
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to make Zapper's Arcade
a historic landmark
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that can't be demolished.
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Do that, Mr. Mayor,
and you'll find
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your campaign contributions
drying up
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- before the next election cycle.
- I can't sign it.
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- It'd be political suicide!
- [murmuring]
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Suit yourself, but if you don't
sign within an hour,
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an Arky will die
every ten minutes.
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- Of natural causes?
- No, of murder.
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- [all gasp]
- All right, enough of this BS.
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There's no way
these snot-nosed brats
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are gonna murder anyone.
[groans]
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Oh, won't we?
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The children have
the upper head.
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You'll never get away with this.
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Oh, yes, we will.
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You moldy oldies
gave up your phones,
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so you can't call the cops.
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And those NDAs you signed means
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no one can say a word
about what happens tonight.
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You're trapped!
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Mon Dieu, he's right.
The NDAs.
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Why did we sign those?
243
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,998
It's your choice, Mr. Mayor.
244
00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:14,243
Sign the landmark form or watch
the world's greatest Arkies die.
245
00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,664
And if any of you are
thinking about escaping,
246
00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,588
we filled the moat
with piranhas.
247
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:21,099
Even if you made it across,
you'd have to deal with
248
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:24,336
an oil slick.
Booby Trap.
249
00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:27,379
Holy hell.
One step on that oil,
250
00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:29,522
and we'll likely slip
straight to death.
251
00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,170
Well, well, well. Rip Digman.
252
00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,165
I've played your arcade game
at Zapper's.
253
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,785
My arcade game?
254
00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:37,656
Digman: The Arcade Game!
255
00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,068
King Tut is back,
256
00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:40,792
and he is pissed
at archaeologists.
257
00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:42,336
BELLA: Play as Rip or Bella
as we battle
258
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,658
to rescue Swooper
from Tut's evil clutches.
259
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,998
RIP:
Power up by eating iguana jerky.
260
00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,073
[chewing]
261
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,972
But don't let Tut defeat you.
262
00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:53,308
Tonight I dine on Arky hummus.
263
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:56,483
RIP:
Good God.
264
00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:58,236
And it's the only game
265
00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,244
with ungrounded wiring so
you get shocked as you play.
266
00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:01,904
- Ow! Fu--
- Digman!
267
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,410
But they buried all the copies
of my game in the Arizona desert
268
00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,657
after everyone complained
that it was impossible to beat.
269
00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:08,588
Impossible to beat? [laughs]
270
00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,689
No, you just got to
know the trick.
271
00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:11,863
The trick? What trick?
272
00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,205
Wouldn't you like to know?
273
00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:15,550
Australia, Slingshot.
Search the whole museum.
274
00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,275
Hunt for stragglers.
Dojo Dave.
275
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,479
You're in charge of security
while we're gone.
276
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,586
- [grunts]
- Got to be honest.
277
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,589
This kid has
amazing leadership skills.
278
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,139
- I can't see anything.
- Here.
279
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,594
SALTINE:
Wow.
280
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:32,139
This is my favorite room
in the museum.
281
00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:34,311
It's an exact recreation
of a bedroom
282
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:35,593
from the Victorian era.
283
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:38,069
Ooh! It even has
an authentic chamber pot.
284
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:40,972
- Man, that thing is beat up.
- I know, right?
285
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,898
And look,
there's even an original copy
286
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,620
of my favorite book.
287
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:47,934
There are many stories about
heights that are not wuthering.
288
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,864
This is not
one of those stories.
289
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:52,065
- Such good writing.
- This is cool.
290
00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:53,932
I've never hung out
with an assistant Arky
291
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,344
- I actually like.
- Same.
292
00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:58,168
- You're like my first friend.
- Yeah, same.
293
00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:00,025
Maybe we can have
another friend-hang next week.
294
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,857
That sounds great.
Oh, who am I kidding?
295
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:04,785
Rip and Zane would never
allow that.
296
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,096
And I can't get fired.
297
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,066
Being an Arky is my dream.
I'm sorry.
298
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:10,102
This needs to be
a one-night-only friendship.
299
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:13,096
Alas, we're fated to be
star-crossed homies.
300
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,066
Star-crossed homies.
I love that phrase. Oh!
301
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,762
- Hey there, kids.
- Okay, here's the deal.
302
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,242
Whoever gets us the hell
out of here will be named
303
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:21,794
the spokesperson
for Splunk Energy Drinks.
304
00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,896
In that case, it shall be me.
305
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,660
Toodle-oo, chaps. [grunts]
306
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:27,028
[laughs]
307
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:29,689
[crowd gasping]
308
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,313
Merde. He was
the best jumper of us all.
309
00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,073
I could certainly
never jump that far.
310
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:37,002
Man, that skeleton is
cool as shit, though.
311
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,693
Silver lining, I guess.
312
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:40,003
What are you kids doing here?
313
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,833
Uh, just enjoying
this awesome museum.
314
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,101
But it's closed.
315
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,336
Yeah, we absolutely
love history,
316
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:49,278
- so we snuck in.
- Ah, I used to do that.
317
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,409
Let me guess. Gate C?
318
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,237
Exactly. Gate C.
319
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,144
Well, you guys picked
a simply fascinating exhibit,
320
00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:56,861
but there's just one problem.
321
00:11:56,965 --> 00:12:00,025
- There is no Gate C.
- Now!
322
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,547
HIGH SCORE: Australia,
report in. Everything clear?
323
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,235
Could use your help
with the hostages.
324
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,624
- Hostages?
- [Australian accent] Uh, yeah.
325
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,864
It's all bonzer out here.
326
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,615
And good on ya for asking.
327
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,034
Copy that. Over and out.
328
00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:14,307
- Wow. That was fucking spot-on.
- Right?
329
00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:17,033
[indistinct chatter]
330
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,897
[sighs] We are dead.
331
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,310
Sure, eventually
we'll go the way of all flesh,
332
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,833
but perhaps not today.
333
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,031
Follow me.
334
00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:25,657
[snoring]
335
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,208
This temple was transported
completely intact from Egypt,
336
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,140
and inside was
a great pharaoh's tomb.
337
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:31,621
As was tradition,
he was buried
338
00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:34,244
with his organs hidden nearby
in Canopic jars.
339
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:37,524
If we can find
a preserved organ like this,
340
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,660
we can throw it in the water
to distract the piranhas.
341
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,998
[grunts]
342
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,406
Soup's on.
343
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:48,517
♪ ♪
344
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,310
[gasps]
345
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,719
[grunts]
346
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,857
Don't you have
a race car bed to piss?
347
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:58,097
[groans]
348
00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,406
[grunting]
349
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,307
Whoa! [grunting]
350
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:06,552
He's just a kid, Rip.
How are you losing?
351
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,515
He's shockingly strong.
352
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,000
[grunting]
353
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,933
I have mixed feelings
about this.
354
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,864
- [groans]
- Hey, Rip.
355
00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:17,475
Fuck off.
356
00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:19,066
Zane's about to get out
and free us all.
357
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,342
One more step,
and he's my new Splunksman.
358
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,098
Never! [grunts]
359
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:24,476
Ah!
360
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,996
- [laughs] Nice.
- [overlapping angry chatter]
361
00:13:27,103 --> 00:13:28,693
[grunts] Wha...
362
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:30,593
Well, your hour is up,
Mr. Mayor.
363
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,899
What's it gonna be?
364
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,100
- I'll never sign.
- Very well.
365
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,656
Then the time has come
for an Arky to die.
366
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:38,168
- Any volunteers?
- ALL: Him!
367
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,515
- [whimpers]
- Oh, my goggles.
368
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,445
- Where are we going?
- After observing those kids,
369
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,831
I think I know
how to defeat them.
370
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,831
Wait. Should we even bother?
371
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,171
- What do you mean?
- If we do,
372
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,755
everyone will learn the truth,
373
00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,482
- that we're friends.
- [sighs]
374
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,476
I can't keep our friendship
in the shadows anymore.
375
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,306
Here. I stole this
from the gift shop earlier.
376
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:01,933
- It's a brontosaurus bracelet.
- That's funny.
377
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:03,484
I also got you
a bronto bracelet.
378
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:09,343
Whoa. Okay,
this just got quite real.
379
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,518
Time for your kill scream, Rip.
380
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,720
Any last words?
381
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,447
Only these: Mr. Longtooth,
382
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:16,101
feel free to use
my image posthumously
383
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,136
in an ad for Splunk.
I don't mind.
384
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,521
- [murmuring]
- I'm not sure that's...
385
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,140
You can make me do
whatever feels right.
386
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,901
It can be demeaning,
nasty, perverted stuff.
387
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,590
If you want, you could even use
actual footage of my autopsy.
388
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,829
And the doctor could be like,
"Hey, where's the balls?"
389
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,691
That is A-okay with me.
390
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,313
Wow. You really are a sad man.
391
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,553
[chuckles] Sad?
392
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:37,335
Would a sad guy do this?
393
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,688
[crying]
394
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,973
It's game over for you, Rip.
395
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:43,138
Game over?
396
00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:44,791
Wait. What about this?
397
00:14:44,896 --> 00:14:46,276
If I can beat your high score
in the Digman video game,
398
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,789
you let me go.
399
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:50,096
If I can't, you can kill me
and everyone else here.
400
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,276
What the fuck, Rip?
401
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,379
No, I think I'll just kill you.
402
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:54,862
Oh, I get it.
403
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,095
Is this how you keep
your high scores intact?
404
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,896
You murder anyone
who may actually
405
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,590
- threaten your pixelated crown?
- No, I...
406
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,999
Fine, then, just kill me,
407
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,003
since you're so afraid
I'll humiliate you.
408
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,693
Just do it and then kill Zane.
409
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:10,343
Bring in the game.
410
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,688
[grunting]
411
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:15,587
Here are the rules: if Rip beats
High Score's high score,
412
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,899
you go free.
If he doesn't, you die.
413
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
- Step aside, pizza face.
- [arcade game jingle plays]
414
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,453
It's go time.
415
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,690
- [all gasp]
- Aw, fucking no way!
416
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,213
Oh, I'm so fucked!
I'm so royally fucked!
417
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,140
And one quarter pourer to boot.
418
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,141
[slurping]
Time's up, Rip.
419
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,101
I'm coming, Bella.
420
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:36,616
- Not so fast.
- Saltine!
421
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,284
- [blows]
- [sneezes]
422
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:39,449
Wh-What?
423
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,721
I can't hear my boombox.
Who am I?
424
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,167
[crying]
425
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,276
- [screams]
- [exhales]
426
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,034
- Ha!
- Whoa, whoa.
427
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,140
[straining]
428
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,591
- Hooray! All right!
- [cheering]
429
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,029
Yay!
430
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,406
Rip, before you say anything,
431
00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:58,927
this is Trisket,
and she's my friend.
432
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,834
If you can't accept that,
it's your problem.
433
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,171
No, yeah, it's fine.
434
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,515
I don't give a shit
about that stuff anymore.
435
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,620
You saved our lives!
436
00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:06,214
- Oh, really?
- Trisket, we're leaving.
437
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,140
Ugh! I got to go.
Zane's my ride.
438
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,451
Wait a minute.
Where's High Score?
439
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:13,071
♪ ♪
440
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,617
Huh.
441
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,074
[grunts]
442
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,137
High Score? [groans]
443
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,449
I was hoping
you'd find me in here.
444
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,551
[with accent]: Perhaps I
should introduce myself.
445
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,275
You already did.
You're High Score.
446
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,519
My name isn't High Score.
447
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,240
It's Ponce de Leon.
448
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
500 years ago, me and
my fellow conquistadores--
449
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,243
Tomboy, Allergies, Boombox
and the rest--
450
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:48,344
found the Fountain of Youth
here in Nueva York.
451
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,098
I created a cover story
that it was in Florida
452
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,406
to throw people off,
453
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:52,927
but we've been living
in a state of
454
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,834
perpetual youth for centuries.
455
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,691
Ironic, isn't it?
After all that,
456
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,313
I was the moldiest oldie of all.
457
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,413
Whoa. So, uh, just wondering.
458
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,207
Can this fountain bring people
back to life?
459
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,970
No, it just makes you
look younger.
460
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,338
But the older you get,
461
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,548
the more often
you need to drink from it.
462
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,445
That's why I'm always sipping
from my cup.
463
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,101
The water from the lake
runs up the tube
464
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:13,446
into the soda fountain.
465
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,001
But I can't let it fall
into the hands
466
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,383
of the museum,
it's too addictive.
467
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,592
It makes you feel youthful,
like bangs,
468
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,789
but it also overtakes your life,
like bangs.
469
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:26,616
So I'm gonna hit this button
and destroy it once and for all.
470
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:29,928
[groans]
471
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:32,314
- [both gasp]
- Don't move a muscle.
472
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,413
Wait, not even my heart muscle?
Because I would die.
473
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,097
You know the heart is a muscle, right?
474
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,616
I swear I'm not trying to be
a know-it-all.
475
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,314
I'm just saying, you said,
"Don't move a muscle,"
476
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,073
but I got to keep moving
that one, Mr. Longtooth.
477
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,762
[laughs]
Okay, my hands are up.
478
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:49,523
What the hell are you doing,
Longtooth?
479
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,240
I've been searching
for the fountain for decades.
480
00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:53,314
When I discovered it was here,
I donated a fortune
481
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,143
to expand the museum
and gain access.
482
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,971
And now that it's mine,
I'll add it to Splunk.
483
00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,168
An addictive drink that
also makes you look younger?
484
00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:01,855
I'll make billions.
485
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,515
[slurps]
486
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,210
Oh. Ah, I feel 40 years old.
487
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,720
The age at which life begins,
488
00:18:08,827 --> 00:18:10,307
according to
Women's World magazine.
489
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:12,693
I bet I can do the splits
again. [laughs]
490
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,693
Rip, I need to tell you
491
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,793
how to beat
the Digman video game.
492
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,306
It's impossible to beat it solo,
493
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,453
but when you play it two-player,
494
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,971
Rip and Bella can do
a combo move
495
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,308
to defeat the final boss.
496
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:29,313
It's all about...
it's all about teamwork.
497
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,933
- He's dead.
- Saltine, you heard him.
498
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:33,554
- We need to do teamwork.
- But what kind?
499
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,895
The one thing Longtooth
can't tear his eyes away from.
500
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,690
- The Arky shuffle.
- [gasps]
501
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,173
Two, three, four.
502
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,515
♪ Now dig, now dig ♪
503
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,620
♪ Clean dirt from a vase ♪
504
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,284
♪ Now look inside a tomb,
get scared of a mummy♪
505
00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:47,409
-♪ Run away from a mummy. ♪
- Wait.
506
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,967
Wait, what are you doing?
My God.
507
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:51,028
That dance, it's incredible.
508
00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:53,617
[whispers]: It's working.
He's falling under our spell.
509
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:56,904
- Now let's ice this moldy oldie.
- For High Score!
510
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,210
- [grunts]
- [gargling]
511
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,974
Aw, look.
He's just a baby now.
512
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,688
Indeed, but it'll wear off.
513
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:07,933
Ponce said so himself.
514
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,004
There's only one thing
left to do.
515
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:11,483
[grunting]
516
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,756
He's actually an old man,
don't forget.
517
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,762
I know it looks bad,
but it's totally aboveboard.
518
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:18,382
This is a necessary evil.
519
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,762
Not even evil, just totally
and completely necessary.
520
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,102
[grunts, sighs]
521
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,856
There.
That piece of shit is dead.
522
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,995
Man, that's tough to look at.
523
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,763
Also, I got to say,
didn't feel good doing that.
524
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,662
But it was the only option.
Had to do it.
525
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,448
I'm sure he's gonna re-age
any second,
526
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,281
and it'll be like
I definitely didn't kill a baby.
527
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,969
[chuckles nervously]
528
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,858
Any second now.
529
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,071
I'm betting it still reverts
even though he's dead.
530
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,552
That magic water's gonna
wear off, and it'll be aces.
531
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,523
Any second.
532
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:55,831
[gasps]
533
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:58,661
Oh, fuck yes!
Thank Christ! [laughs]
534
00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:00,688
That was a little touch-and-go
there for a minute,
535
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,213
right, Saltine? [laughs]
536
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,100
And by the way, I'm off the hook
for the one earlier, too.
537
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:06,516
The karate guy?
He was also old.
538
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,100
Yeah, man.
539
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,656
All right, now that that
is neatly and morally settled,
540
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:14,718
let's blow this place to hell
and get out of here.
541
00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,586
[explosions] -Did you yell
"For High Score" earlier?
542
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,619
I did. Yeah.
It's weird in retrospect.
543
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,864
We didn't really know him, and
he was pretty much the villain
544
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,615
most of the time, but...
[chuckles] heat of the moment.
545
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,454
A giant sinkhole formed
next to the Arky Gala
546
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,521
last night,
destroying Zapper's Arcade
547
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,030
and killing the CEO
of Splunk Energy Drinks.
548
00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:35,237
We wish we could provide you
with more details,
549
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:37,104
but since everyone signed NDAs,
550
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,096
nobody who was there is allowed
to say what happened.
551
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,856
Airtight NDAs once again
552
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:44,615
spoil what we can only assume
would be a great story.
553
00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:46,034
[Saltine and Trisket grunting]
554
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,277
Ooh! We almost got him.
555
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,829
We got to do the combo move.
556
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,551
BOTH:
C-C-Combo!
557
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,825
♪ If ever you think about ♪
558
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,521
♪ The happiest days
of your life♪
559
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:01,276
♪ Cast back your mind
for a while...♪
560
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:02,659
Yeah!
561
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,898
[Saltine whoops]
562
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,660
[gasps]
563
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:09,618
I couldn't have done it
without you, Bella.
564
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:12,384
BELLA: I love you.
We will never be apart.
565
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,592
♪ Just remember all the good
times that you had♪ -[sighs]
566
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:17,589
[kissing]
567
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,139
Oh, no! Damn it!
568
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:23,831
♪ Do you remember
only happy days♪
569
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,281
♪ Full of flaming Junes... ♪
570
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,659
Fleety! Stop!
It was an accident!
571
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,968
- [grunting]
- [Fleety screeching]
572
00:21:33,482 --> 00:21:36,592
♪ Or do you remember ♪
573
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,379
♪ Those stormy Novembers ♪
574
00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:45,553
♪ When we walked
in the wind and the rain?♪
575
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:51,973
♪ Schooldays were
such happy days.♪
576
00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:55,965
Chirp.
577
00:21:56,015 --> 00:22:00,565
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