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I've just learned that President Rayburn,
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who had pledged his support
in a rather complex mission
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rescuing our men and women at sea,
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saw fit to revoke that promise.
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We are talking
to every intelligence service on the map.
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We're not talking to Iranian intelligence.
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You need to officially summon
the Iranian ambassador.
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- They have intel for us.
- Us?
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When you asked for help,
you did realize that I would then help?
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- Ambassador Hajjar, this is...
- I know who it is.
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- Nobody knows the ambassador's here.
- I was instructed to give you a name.
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An individual who appears
to have directed the attack.
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Ambassador, are you okay?
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Call his guy.
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You can't be here.
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It's the fucking Russians.
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The United Kingdom got attacked by Russia.
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- Why is that funny?
- Pour me another.
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- Oh. I'm a bloody idiot.
- No, it's fine.
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If we go to war with Russia,
we should get a dog.
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For protection?
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No.
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U.S. and the UK go to war with Russia?
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That's the kind of thing
where people have babies.
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'Cause it's apocalyptic.
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Babies are life-affirming.
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- Are you asking me to have a...?
- No.
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No.
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That's the whole point.
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We're a new thing.
We are not having a baby.
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But a dog?
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Are you asking me to move in with you?
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No.
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The dog can live half-time here,
half-time my place.
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I'm getting a fish.
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The president wants to come to Chevening.
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- What?
- It was Russia.
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They don't wanna
leave the planning to Ganon.
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No, no, no.
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The White House sees this
as an indirect hit on the U.S.
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If Rayburn comes, Trowbridge comes.
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The whole point is
that we hash out the Russia policy,
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secretary to secretary,
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and then we send it up the ladder,
fully baked.
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Hi, Lindsay.
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Can you put Karen on?
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Thanks.
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You're gonna be a nervous parent.
Even to a fish.
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Karen, hi.
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Listen, the president should not be
getting on a plane right now.
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We have Ganon and the foreign secretary,
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that's enough Level 1 targets
in one place at one time.
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It's not safe, right?
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We can make it safe.
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Will you fucking help me out?
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Guess who just popped in the office.
Hold on.
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Karen?
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Hi, it's Eidra Park.
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I know, I never see you anymore.
How are you?
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Seriously?
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Kar, this stays in the vault,
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but you know the Iranian ambassador
who died here yesterday?
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Tox screen isn't back yet.
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Which means we can't rule out poisoning.
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No, the foreign secretary
didn't poison him,
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but the Russians could have
before he even got to the office.
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Wait, really?
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I'm just saying
that until we know what's going on,
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I think I'd feel better
if the president was in D.C.
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Yes.
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Hmm.
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Did you tell them to do this?
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What?
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- They packed me.
- Yeah, of course they did.
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They...
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They packed me tampons.
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They think ahead.
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Eight supers, four lights, and Advil.
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They know where I am
on my fucking moon cycle.
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Russia doesn't wanna go to war with us
and the Brits, right?
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I have no idea what they want.
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They framed Iran.
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Did they want us to go to war with Iran?
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They're tricky.
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I don't love people touching my stuff,
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but they do a very nice job.
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And so it begins.
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What?
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You're gonna get used to this.
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No, I am not.
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Well...
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They should pack you while we're gone.
Then you'll just be ready to go.
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Look at that. You think ahead too.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Is there a talk we're supposed to have?
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No.
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- Shit.
- No.
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Thank you for fucking me.
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No, I don't think it changes
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the fundamental non-viability
of our marriage.
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At no point did I think it did, okay?
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It was selfish.
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Well, if that's what selfish looks like...
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- You don't have to come to this thing.
- Get over yourself.
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We're done.
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I'm arm candy
for the first tranche of photo ops,
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then I drift off as planned.
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Doesn't mean you can't come back
to the trough every now and then.
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I just...
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I don't want things to be unclear.
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Katherine...
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only you can ruin
a perfectly good, wordless roll
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in the ashes of a dead union.
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Okay.
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Good.
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It's the foreign secretary's
fucking country bunker.
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We don't need
another sweep of the property,
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we need to get
the ambassador there on time.
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Mr. McNabb says
we can't ignore the possibility
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of a threat from inside the house.
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Is he worried about Dennison?
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You tell him if he is worried
about the foreign secretary,
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he is way over the fucking line.
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We don't frisk our allies.
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He says the foreign secretary is our ally.
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That is not what I said.
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Mr. McNabb reiterates the ambassador's
safety is his area of expertise.
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I know that.
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He also wishes to remind you the last time
the foreign secretary met with a diplomat,
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- that diplomat wound up in a body bag.
- Just tell...
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Until we get the chemical tests
back, we'll proceed with every caution.
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Give me the phone.
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Bert, this is utter bullshit.
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Bert?
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- I'm calling State.
- Outside.
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Dennison was there.
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Officially, I was too, at the very end.
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So until they find out if it was Novichok
or high blood pressure,
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they have every right to be concerned.
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Okay. I'm just...
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Anxious.
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Not at all.
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I'm okay at this part.
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I suck at a garden party.
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But real negotiations?
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I know. I am completely
confident in your ability...
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Really?
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Yes.
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I don't think you are.
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Did you read the agenda?
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Of course I did.
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It's really long.
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I would never give an ambassador
a briefing book
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without a one-pager in the front.
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It doesn't get read.
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- Short enough?
- Better.
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- This is tomorrow's agenda.
- Okay.
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- The day will consist of three parts.
- Mm-hm.
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Today you will strategize
with the British delegation
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how to maximize those three parts
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so we can make the most
of the foreign secretary's time
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with the secretary of state
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and walk out with a Russia strategy.
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Why don't you just give me the card?
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- Can we talk through it?
- Let me see what it says.
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It's notes from me to me. It won't help.
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Let me see.
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Okay.
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- "Hug, Pivot, Bear."
- Mm-hm.
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You're right.
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Number one.
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A public demonstration
of the strong U.S.-UK relationship.
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So that Russia knows
we are still a united front,
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same as we were
when they first invaded Ukraine.
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Is that the hug?
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- It is.
- It's cute.
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- Number two...
- Hey.
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What's the holdup?
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Security sweep.
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They think Dennison's gonna kill you
the way he killed the Iranian ambassador?
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I think, even in jest,
that we should avoid suggesting
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that the Iranian ambassador's death
had anything to do with our closest ally.
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- Or the Russians.
- Don't do that.
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- He's already wound up.
- I'm really not.
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Wouldn't be the first time the Russians
poisoned someone on British soil.
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- I'd love to keep going.
- Please do.
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- Wouldn't even be the second time.
- Number two on the agenda.
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- Yes.
- What's number one?
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Hugging.
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- A pivot away from Iran.
- Pivot.
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Yes.
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- Now that we know it was Russia...
- Ah. The poison?
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They treating you as a suspect?
They should.
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- Get back in the car.
- Gotta piss.
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Are they?
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Treating me like a suspect?
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No. A witness.
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Eidra may need to talk to you later today.
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And Met Police.
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- Okay. Number two. Pivot.
- Yes.
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Now that we know it was Russia,
we need to pivot from Iran.
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You mean apologize.
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I don't.
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State was particular about that.
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We can't say sorry to a regime
that chants "Death to America."
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Ma'am?
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Clear.
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Get in the other car.
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You want Hal and I
arriving in the same vehicle.
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But I'd love to finish the agenda.
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- Three is "Bear."
- Yeah.
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- Which is Russia.
- Yes.
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It was a gimme.
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Hal!
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It takes as long as it takes.
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Thank you.
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Welcome.
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Honored to have you here.
Hoope. I cover Iran.
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Nice to meet you.
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Russia. Kemper-Waithe.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I understand we owe you our thanks.
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I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
I thought you would've started.
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Nonsense. You're right on time.
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Nice bit of country you got.
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A thrill to meet you as well, sir.
How proud you must be.
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Of my wife? I am.
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Kemper-Waithe. Russia.
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Hayford. The whole world.
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- Shall we?
- Yes.
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What the fuck is going on?
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I missed those dulcet tones.
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Your Iran guy keeps smiling at me.
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You're the woman of the hour.
You put out the conflagration in the Gulf.
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They know what happened?
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They have no idea what happened.
They know you had something to do with it.
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You said it wasn't Iran from the get-go.
Turns out you were right.
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You don't get any credit?
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We're a formidable team.
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But the consensus is
you're the dogcatcher.
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What does that mean?
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That means you leashed the dogs of war.
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I like it.
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I think it suits you.
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I kind of think it does.
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Welcome.
Welcome to our modest monstrosity.
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The indispensable Cecilia Dennison.
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Of course. Of course.
It's very nice to meet you.
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Ambassador Katherine Wyler.
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Was he terribly upset?
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Was...? Excuse me?
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Austin. Was he a prig about it?
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About...?
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Well, you were tardy.
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He makes a fuss when I'm late.
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It's double standards.
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Can we not do that?
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I agree. Let's not stand here.
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- Come in.
- Yes.
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It's not home but it's much.
261
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Thank you.
I mean, it's very nice to meet you.
262
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You must be the wife.
263
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What gave it away?
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Come on. I'll give you the grand tour.
265
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- Okay.
- So sorry to interrupt.
266
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You're needed on the secure line.
267
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I'll be there in a minute.
268
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It's the prime minister.
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Excuse me.
270
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Yeah. Mm-hm.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Apologies.
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Anu.
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After the secretary of state arrives,
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we'll start with a mutual acknowledgment
about the sharp words
276
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regarding President Rayburn
from Prime Minister Trowbridge
277
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were simply a spirited debate
among friends.
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Then we'll move onto item two, Iran...
279
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Ambassador. Thank you.
280
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Ah, comments with the placement of Iran
on the agenda?
281
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No. It's not Iran. I was just...
282
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I'm fine.
283
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- Three.
- She's not fine.
284
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- Three.
- This is exactly
285
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what we were told by Mrs. Wells.
286
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A woman, slender, like yourself...
287
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,317
- I think we should move on.
- We shouldn't.
288
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,135
It's structural inequity
in the plainest sense.
289
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,555
Chairs designed for a man's build.
290
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,723
If we want women at the table,
291
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,310
it is incumbent upon us
to pull up a suitable chair.
292
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,814
Can we get Ambassador Wyler
a suitable chair?
293
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,483
- Can I get you a chair?
- I love my chair.
294
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,986
I'm really curious
about agenda item three.
295
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,153
Perhaps a cushion?
296
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,365
Perfect. Thank you.
297
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Okay...
298
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Thank you.
299
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,461
So to review,
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one, a demonstration of the strong,
healthy U.S.-UK relationship,
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two, Iran, and three, Russia.
302
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,846
Thank you, Anu.
303
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:54,226
If we could move one to three,
and if there are no other changes,
304
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,146
then I think we can continue.
305
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,063
Of course.
306
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,231
Why?
307
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,320
Why are we moving one to three?
308
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,073
Between your late arrival
309
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,367
and the structural inequity
of the furniture,
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we're running behind schedule.
311
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Item one might warrant
a longer discussion.
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- Anu.
- Our new item one: Iran.
313
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,341
Uh, if we can all turn to page four.
Thank you.
314
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,259
Page number four.
315
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,805
I can do the tour. Got it memorized.
316
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,099
Especially your bit about Lord Earlsby.
317
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,351
Wellsby.
318
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,936
Mm. Not in my version.
319
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,646
It's no problem, madam.
320
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,230
He doesn't trust me.
321
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,774
She seems competent.
322
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,151
Perhaps the list?
323
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,945
You're right, it's wise.
324
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,448
They keep a list of activities I can do.
325
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,866
It's terribly dull,
326
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,619
but I find if I do two at once,
they spring to life.
327
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:57,331
Tour of the grounds is thing one.
You get to pick thing two.
328
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,252
Hmm. Forehead Detective.
329
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,379
Excellent.
330
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,006
We need to exonerate Iran,
331
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,593
publicly, vocally,
and as soon as possible.
332
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,179
So when we are ready to accuse Russia,
333
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,556
we've laid the groundwork
for a new narrative...
334
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,559
State's position on an apology is no.
335
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,061
He didn't say "apology."
336
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,647
Is an Iranian acquittal wise, do we think?
337
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,940
They're hardly nuns.
338
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:26,610
If Russia's aim was to ensnare us
in a war in the Gulf,
339
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,948
then anything other than an acquittal
would be a gift to the Kremlin.
340
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:34,284
Until we make it clear
that Iran is not the culprit,
341
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,830
the rest of the world will believe
Ambassador Hajjar's demise...
342
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,206
In your office.
343
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,042
An apology. To Iran.
344
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,877
- Nope.
- A shell game.
345
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,130
Russia for Iran.
346
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:50,009
Either way, we can't acquit Iran
till we're ready to name Russia.
347
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,594
Meanwhile, what exactly do we tell Iran?
348
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,518
We can offer other concessions.
349
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,889
Just don't offer tea.
350
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,142
She's right, you know.
351
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,727
I was kidding.
352
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,353
Or coffee, I'd say.
353
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,022
Oh, my God.
354
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:03,939
Sorry?
355
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,151
You're indulging
hardline Iranian conspiracy theories
356
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,779
and acting like we snuck Hajjar's body
out in a suitcase.
357
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,741
The CIA didn't kill Kennedy,
358
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,617
Q is not the Internet messiah,
359
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,619
and the tea was not poisoned.
360
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,875
I was told the chemical testing
is not yet complete.
361
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,794
If he was poisoned, it wasn't the tea.
362
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,672
He didn't even drink it
until after his symptoms began.
363
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,508
Austin?
364
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,592
Water.
365
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,679
I think we're due for a break.
366
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,265
Okay. Break.
367
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,021
Do you know what you just said?
368
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,356
Did I say you were kind of snippy?
'Cause you are.
369
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,568
You said his symptoms began
before he drank the tea.
370
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,651
Yeah.
371
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:56,450
The CIA may not have killed Kennedy
but they did sneak you into my office,
372
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,661
shortly after which
the Iranian ambassador left on a gurney.
373
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,181
- Shit.
- You're not supposed to know
374
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,916
when the symptoms began because
you shouldn't have been in the room.
375
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,375
I'm sorry.
376
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,420
It's bad enough
377
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,464
- half the world thinks I killed Hajjar.
- I know.
378
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:14,218
It's best to have not done it
in concert with the great Satan.
379
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,015
What?
380
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,599
Your...
381
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,145
Your shirt. I think you missed a button.
382
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,315
Damn it.
383
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,153
No.
384
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,825
Thank you.
385
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,789
We can say you told me about the tea.
If anyone asks.
386
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,290
Which I doubt they will.
387
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,546
What's the longer discussion?
388
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,715
Item three, formerly known as item one.
We call it the Hug.
389
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,635
Oh, they'll notice that we're gone.
390
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,346
I think a statement will do the trick.
391
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,429
You love us,
392
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,267
Trowbridge won't call the president
a douchebag again.
393
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,726
As a token of your contrition,
394
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,770
you're declaring it "tomato,"
not "tomahto."
395
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,064
He will not hug.
396
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,608
He wants to end it.
397
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,693
End what?
398
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:15,529
The entanglement of our two nations.
399
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,700
The assumption
that American might makes right.
400
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:25,372
That the British military cannot act
without American assistance or approval.
401
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,916
That we suffer the whims
of your elected officials
402
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,587
and are bludgeoned
by your unflagging self-interest.
403
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,049
It might be dangerous
to be America's enemy,
404
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,094
but to be its friend is fatal.
405
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,057
Are you out of your fucking mind?
406
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,309
Please keep your voice...
407
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,019
You're breaking up with us?
408
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,354
- The prime minister...
- You ditched the EU.
409
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,773
Scotland and Northern Ireland want out.
410
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,735
Russia just spent a year
murdering Ukrainians,
411
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,404
now they're turning
their attention to you.
412
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,365
This is when
you wanna rethink the alliance?
413
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,534
You're right, it's a longer discussion.
414
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,078
Let's gin up a non-apology apology
415
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,498
to a nearly nuclear
anti-Western theocracy.
416
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,001
Turns out it's less loaded than the Hug.
417
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,130
Not an apology.
418
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,466
It's beyond the realm of the possible.
419
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,301
- Alistair.
- Beyond the realm.
420
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,761
All right.
421
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,348
I can also think of a few things
they would prefer to an apology.
422
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,307
Such as?
423
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,142
Striking their Revolutionary Guard
424
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,603
from the Foreign Terrorist
Organizations list.
425
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,104
That's not the point.
426
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,358
I think Iran would consider it
directly to the point.
427
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,904
Ambassador Wyler,
we are no longer an empire.
428
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,739
We're not even part of a continent.
429
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:44,701
We're a small island nation
with a great democracy.
430
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,663
We called Iran the enemy
and they were not,
431
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,373
so now we say something. We apologize.
432
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,250
Even if America prefer we not,
433
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,962
because when the rest of the world
stop believing our word,
434
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,421
our might goes with it.
435
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,006
What exactly's going on?
436
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,850
Some happy tidings.
437
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,271
The prime minister has found himself
in the neighborhood
438
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,439
and is dropping by to say hello.
439
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,423
Prime Minister, what an honor.
440
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,966
The road opened up before me
441
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,678
and I'm afraid it was as if
the whole county of Kent was lying back
442
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:49,141
and opening her well-bred legs
to be ravished by this beast of an engine.
443
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,852
So I find myself here.
444
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,608
It's quite the car.
445
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,322
It's a loan from a friend.
446
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,285
He's got one of those names
you can't pronounce,
447
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,075
so I thought I'd take it for a spin
448
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,828
before the ethics Nazis
spoil the whole thing.
449
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,375
Good God.
450
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,378
Sniff.
451
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,838
Go on. Everyone.
452
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,799
Tell me, what do you smell?
453
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,009
Julian.
454
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:27,179
- Nothing in particular?
- Nothing in particular. Yeah.
455
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:31,892
Whereas Chequers,
which is my grace-and-favor retreat,
456
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,101
has a certain pong.
457
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,936
Lydia won't shut up about it.
458
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,731
It's your office all over again.
459
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,525
I'm the one they elected.
Why do you get all the good toys?
460
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,571
- Good to see you, sir.
- Good to be seen.
461
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,622
I hear the Great Ganon's a drunk,
462
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,625
so cocktails should come
early and often tomorrow.
463
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,753
You're discussing Russia,
so vodka, clearly, to set the tone.
464
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,922
That's my two cents' worth.
465
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,632
What have you come up with?
466
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,009
Well, we've just begun.
467
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:11,515
You might prefer a full briefing
after the meeting.
468
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,600
No, I don't prefer. I want it now.
469
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,022
Well, we've finalized the agenda
for tomorrow.
470
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,524
First, Iran.
471
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,775
- Some sort of...
- Pivot.
472
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,193
No. First, Russia.
473
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,574
Big country. Butchered Ukraine.
474
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,535
Blasted our aircraft carrier to bits.
475
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,373
We've not broached
the Russia question just yet.
476
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,336
It's interesting.
477
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:47,509
I'm being wallpapered by the press
for a certain lack of action.
478
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,470
The Times is calling for a snap election.
479
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:55,642
Ganon is coming tomorrow
to stand shoulder to shoulder with us,
480
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:58,728
presumably while we say something
to the world about what happened,
481
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,482
and meanwhile, you haven't
broached the Russia question yet.
482
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,903
Ambassador Wyler, you're clever.
Does that scan for you?
483
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,906
No one's forgotten about Russia.
484
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:14,744
I'm just merely wondering if there's an
agenda to my foreign secretary's agenda.
485
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,872
Of course not.
486
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,206
I asked the ambassador.
487
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,794
Madam Ambassador, did Iran hit our ship?
488
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,421
No.
489
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,006
So why are we talking about them?
490
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:30,051
With respect, if Russia framed Iran...
491
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,386
It's always "if."
492
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:36,558
...you can turn Iran from one of Russia's
only friends to a sworn enemy.
493
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,395
He's setting you up
to be a great statesman.
494
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,481
"To be." Someday.
495
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,361
Meanwhile, I've got 41 widows
496
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,281
wishing that they had
your Second Amendment rights today,
497
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,782
not someday.
498
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,496
The Russians blew up our fucking warship.
499
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,833
Perhaps we should stop wetting the bed
and seize tomorrow, if not today,
500
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,210
to say who's done it.
501
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,504
- Sir, if you would just give us a chance...
- Perhaps you're right.
502
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,009
Well, look at that.
503
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,636
Thank you, Austin.
504
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,764
No, thank you.
This has been really helpful.
505
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,558
Oh, I'm not leaving.
506
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,228
Sleeves up.
507
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,479
Let's muck in.
508
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,194
Am I a man?
509
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,447
Mm... Partly, at best.
510
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,200
Let's say it's subjective.
511
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,577
Trees. Pond.
512
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:38,828
Am I alive?
513
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,206
From the waist down, maybe.
514
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,582
Do I know me?
515
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,709
Oh, well, I hope not.
516
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:48,672
Although you'll say you do
if you ever run for higher office.
517
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,590
Will you?
518
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,551
Say I know me?
519
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,178
No. Run for something.
520
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,013
Escape the purgatory.
521
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,848
I'm enjoying the break.
522
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:01,059
Well, that's bollocks.
523
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,938
- Why, do I know me?
- No.
524
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,732
Maybe. No.
525
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:08,650
Careful.
526
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,776
I know everyone.
527
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,152
He'd love you.
528
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,029
He. That's interesting.
529
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,908
Ah, the Great Temple.
There's another one around the corner
530
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,703
called something like
the Slightly Less Great Temple.
531
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:20,787
Temple.
532
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:22,579
I'm not...
533
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,875
Am I God?
534
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,295
What a thing to say.
535
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,379
Not no.
536
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,423
Am I Jesus?
537
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,174
Ah! Ding, ding, ding.
538
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,468
- And I'm...
- Absolutely not.
539
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,678
Austin!
540
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,472
Hey! You're a conniving little cheat.
541
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:43,059
No, I'm not. I'm Henry fucking Kissinger.
542
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,938
"Perhaps you're right"?
543
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,652
Do you understand
what we're talking about here?
544
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,235
Accusing Russia
of attacking a British warship.
545
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,280
Tomorrow,
with the U.S. secretary of state.
546
00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,490
We're talking about it, that is all.
547
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,409
The meeting will now
become a Russia briefing.
548
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:02,912
After which, if there is a God,
the prime minister will leave.
549
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:07,417
I really think we need to tell him
we're not ready for a Russia accusation.
550
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,712
I need you to follow my lead.
Is there any way you might do that?
551
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,506
You're asking for my help?
552
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,384
- I am.
- Because I have a lot going on.
553
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,511
I have to tell Ganon
he's about to be ambushed
554
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,765
with a request that our two nations
start seeing other people.
555
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:25,352
At times, I have to serve
as the prime minister's voice box.
556
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,313
But I, as me, am asking you, as you,
557
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,064
for your help.
558
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,033
How can I be of service?
559
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:45,622
He needs a brisk, chatty briefing
on Russia strategy.
560
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,582
Something that makes him feel...
561
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,167
Smart and in control?
562
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,920
- I suppose, yeah.
- He's not a unicorn.
563
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,846
In an unexpected
change to today's schedule,
564
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,641
our agenda now reads thus:
565
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,727
One, Russia.
566
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,228
Two,
567
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,188
Russia.
568
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,233
Three... Julian?
569
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,484
Russia?
570
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,361
Fast learner.
571
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,363
But it isn't, officially.
572
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,949
Isn't what?
573
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,242
Russia.
574
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:23,951
Not officially.
575
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,913
I can't fucking believe this.
576
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:33,294
I thought that the Indians
had tracked the guy
577
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,296
who blew up the boat and shot the shot.
578
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,297
They did.
579
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,883
And after which, Romanian intelligence,
580
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,970
in one of the great triumphs
of mice over men,
581
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,014
- espied him fleeing to Russia...
- Sir, the complicating...
582
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:48,226
...where he was paid by... What's it?
583
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,811
- Lenkov.
- Who is Russian!
584
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:50,979
Why is this hard?
585
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:56,359
You're foreign policy advisors,
armed with the entire Cold War playbook.
586
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,987
You're not flat-earthers
looking for the edge.
587
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:05,118
Sir, we can't blithely
lob accusations at Russia.
588
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,704
They're a nuclear power
run by an individual
589
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:12,333
who will happily level sovereign nations
even without provocation.
590
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,254
We call it genocide.
Russia calls it a job well done.
591
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,381
- Okay. Then accuse Lenin.
- Lenkov.
592
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:22,260
Whoever the fuck he is,
charge him with the slaughter of 41 men!
593
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,553
And women.
594
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:26,973
Lenkov is a fig leaf for the Kremlin.
595
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,727
The moment we accuse
either Russia or Lenkov
596
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:34,397
of a direct attack on the United Kingdom,
a NATO ally,
597
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,691
they will preempt our response.
598
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,277
Unable to match us
in conventional warfare,
599
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,363
they may break the seal
of the last remaining taboo:
600
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,990
nuclear weapons.
601
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:46,159
Tactical warheads, to start,
602
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:49,120
as if they're somehow less significant,
which they aren't.
603
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,830
He's driving off a cliff here.
604
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,792
And if we follow your bluster
through to its natural end...
605
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,337
- Sorry. My fucking what?
- Sir, I think you're missing the point.
606
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,129
Am I?
607
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,426
The prime minister is well aware
we can't accuse Russia
608
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,012
until we know how we're going to respond.
609
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,056
It would be insane.
610
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,726
But he's looking further down the road
while we're still worried about evidence.
611
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,146
The secretary of state is on his way.
612
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,191
And while we may not need
the prime minister's help
613
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:20,568
crafting an accusation,
614
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,572
we clearly need his help
in crafting a response.
615
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,204
Ah. Out of the mouths of babes.
616
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,164
I'll make some calls. When I get back,
617
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,584
you're gonna provide me
with some options for a response.
618
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,838
You have 20 minutes.
619
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,852
Who is the Russia guy from the NDI
you worked with in Tallinn?
620
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:56,186
Schulman?
621
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,066
My morning was delightful,
thank you for asking.
622
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,526
I have 20 minutes to generate
623
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,153
a British-led,
bilateral response to Russia.
624
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:07,073
- Who was the guy?
- I got a tour of the grounds.
625
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,118
- Turns out she's the sister, not the wife.
- What?
626
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,245
Cecilia Dennison.
627
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,248
Is his sister?
628
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,875
Curveball.
629
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,714
Who brings their sister?
630
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:26,759
She got dumped
by some vaguely royal asshole.
631
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:30,805
And Dennison took her lame suicide attempt
way too seriously.
632
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,975
- Oh, shit.
- Now he won't let her out of his sight.
633
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,227
She loves her brother.
634
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,647
Says he can be a bit of a prig
but he has a good heart.
635
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,609
That his wife died a couple of years ago,
636
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:45,403
and he desperately needs to get laid.
637
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,614
- Jesus.
- Look...
638
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,912
If I'm leaving, you'll need
a little something on the side,
639
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,332
or you'll get surly,
which is bad for America.
640
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,249
Hal.
641
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:03,755
He is the platonic ideal of all
those fucking handsome, repressed nerds
642
00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,131
you dated before you met me.
643
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,216
Don't pretend you didn't notice.
644
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,845
The Russia guy?
With the frozen toilets in Tallinn?
645
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,096
Shellman?
646
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,892
I mean it. You should tap that.
647
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:21,481
He had an idea about
how to sanction the cobalt oligarch
648
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,733
without tanking the world's cobalt supply.
649
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,442
Yeah.
650
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,446
What's his fucking name?
651
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,199
I don't remember.
652
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,167
Gellman. Gellman!
653
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,381
Ben Gellman.
654
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,636
- Can I help you, ma'am?
- No.
655
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:52,971
- You all right?
- Yeah.
656
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,240
- You were shouting.
- Ben Gellman, from the NDI,
657
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:58,810
I need to call him,
and I need to get financials,
658
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:02,897
vice chairman of Gazprom,
and I'm gonna... figure that out.
659
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,367
Hi. You know I work for you, right?
660
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:15,910
- Yeah.
- As does Ronnie.
661
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,994
Thrilled.
662
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,206
You were a DCM, but you're not anymore.
663
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:23,584
So if you need to figure stuff out,
I am a resource.
664
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:27,255
As is Ronnie, as are the 800
other folks that work for you.
665
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,843
- By the time I explain it...
- Ma'am, I think you should try.
666
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:35,138
I think that we are doing
the part of the job you like,
667
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,807
you're great at it, but it is a big job.
668
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,142
So is mine.
669
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,560
You can't handle both.
670
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,311
I've got Ben Gellman.
671
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,569
You can come in.
672
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,949
You, I need 17 plausible
diplomatic retaliations to Russia.
673
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,744
I have two in place. Spitballing for more.
674
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,873
Is that... writing?
675
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,917
The prime minister gives
a speech to Parliament.
676
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:08,129
The speech doesn't even
mention Russia or Lenkov.
677
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:12,175
But you invite the widow of the guy that
the Russians poisoned in London in '06,
678
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:15,178
making it clear
that he's talking about Russia.
679
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,596
- He loves a speech.
- He does.
680
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:20,349
But like with the cobalt sanctions
and the travel ban, it is insufficient.
681
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,518
Which is why you pitch all of them.
682
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,146
On their own,
they feel like nothingburgers.
683
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,981
But add them all up,
684
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,484
- it'll feel like a fire hose of...
- Nothingburgers.
685
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,653
- It'll feel like a multi-pronged assault.
- I think it won't.
686
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,406
Well, sadly, "no" is not a pitch.
687
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,743
Blow through them all fast,
make him feel like it's a...
688
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:40,453
- Fire hose.
- Exactly.
689
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,468
- There you are.
- Were you looking for me?
690
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:56,636
I was.
691
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,847
I got this from one of the fine gentlemen
in the stables.
692
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,474
Mm, a naughty stable boy?
693
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,017
I thought he was nice.
694
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,895
You are delicious.
695
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,898
Can you be trusted to nick
a decent bottle from the cellar?
696
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:11,109
- That's what I was born to do.
- Okay.
697
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,361
You find us some food.
698
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,612
Oh, and take these.
699
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,449
If anyone asks,
you're going to watch the purple martins.
700
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,409
They're small birds. They're not purple,
701
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,246
but, well, somehow everyone thinks
they're worth a trek.
702
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,248
Purple martins. Okay.
703
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,795
A travel ban.
704
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:35,049
On all Russian citizens.
705
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:40,680
They kill 41 British sailors,
I spoil their mini-break in Kensington?
706
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,224
If you coordinate the action
with the United States...
707
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,427
I get to spoil their mini-break
in Palm Beach as well?
708
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:46,310
India.
709
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:50,648
We may be able to entice India
to join our Russia sanctions.
710
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,816
I'm gonna kill myself.
711
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:57,655
Well, the cumulative force
of a fire hose of diplomatic...
712
00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,740
Bullshit.
A fire hose of diplomatic bullshit.
713
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:04,245
- What the foreign secretary is trying to...
- Yes, I know. But I cry bullshit!
714
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,581
A month into the Ukraine war,
715
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:10,084
we'd already crawled
all the way up the diplomatic ladder.
716
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,129
We sanctioned Russian debt,
we embargoed their oil,
717
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,214
and banned them from SWIFT, yes?
718
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,758
We spanked, and we bluffed.
719
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,178
And we smashed the rungs as we climbed.
720
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,138
There are no moves left.
721
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:28,394
Meanwhile, they've bombed
maternity wards in Mariupol,
722
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,771
and shelled Chernobyl,
723
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:35,651
and gone in Iranian fancy dress
to blow open our prized vessel.
724
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,778
So why can't we follow suit?
725
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:43,576
If we do what they do,
if we obliterate the rules-based order...
726
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,703
What, that makes me a hypocrite?
727
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,663
So what? I can think of worse words.
728
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,832
How does "war criminal" suit?
729
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:53,794
- Might be a good time to break for lunch.
- No, I will break for lunch.
730
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,798
You will stay here, hungry and focused,
731
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,260
until you can find
an in-kind response to Russia
732
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,180
that does not make me
look like a wobbling pussy.
733
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:22,990
After you, ma'am.
734
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,037
Secretary Dennison,
could we borrow you for a moment?
735
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,163
Of course.
736
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,668
Excuse me?
737
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,295
- Are they eating?
- It wouldn't be right.
738
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,385
Hal Wyler.
739
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,721
- Prime Minister, good to see you again.
- Come and help me make a dent.
740
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,391
Ah. Where's the crew?
741
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,436
I'm taking a leaf
from the book of St. Bonaventure.
742
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,523
It's 1268, the cardinals
can't agree on a new pope,
743
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,733
so, what does Bonnie do?
744
00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,026
Makes them a spread?
745
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:03,406
He locks them up without any food
until they make up their fucking minds.
746
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,325
- Ah.
- Three died, but it worked.
747
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,120
- Jesus Christ.
- That's what the cardinals said.
748
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,873
You've dealt with the Russians.
749
00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:15,418
Uh, yeah, a few times.
750
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,421
Why has this lot gone limp
at the idea of a confrontation?
751
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,092
What would you have me do?
752
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,931
You'd have to ask the ambassador.
753
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:33,436
I am off to find the purple martins.
754
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,023
Purple what?
755
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,817
The tox screen's still not back,
756
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,778
but the Met Police would like to talk
to you no matter what it says.
757
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,281
- Sir, you've already met with them?
- More than once.
758
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,450
It would be helpful if we could, uh...
759
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,618
- Get our stories straight.
- Exactly.
760
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,120
You should sit.
761
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,255
- Sorry to pull you out.
- Not at all.
762
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,883
Just wanted to make sure
everyone's got the same timeline.
763
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:06,510
Happy to review.
It's been an issue already.
764
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,097
It hasn't been an issue. No one noticed.
765
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,807
Who wants to bring me up to speed?
766
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:15,644
I vaguely suggested I knew
when the ambassador's symptoms began,
767
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,480
which was before I arrived.
768
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,231
Nobody noticed.
769
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:21,650
You noticed.
770
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,194
- No.
- He noticed.
771
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:26,030
I wouldn't have put it together
if you hadn't brought it up.
772
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,825
But you noticed,
which means any of them may have.
773
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,744
Well, the coughing fit largely covered.
774
00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:34,246
- Largely?
- It sounded like you swallowed a cat.
775
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,247
Let's move on.
776
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:38,667
What time did she reach the inside
of the foreign secretary's office?
777
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,548
You don't know?
778
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,550
I do. You don't...
779
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,721
is the issue.
I've already been questioned.
780
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,057
So it doesn't matter when I got there,
781
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,476
what matters is when you said I got there.
782
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,478
- Stuart?
- We haven't had lunch.
783
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,272
The medics arrived in the office at 16:26,
784
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,275
so let's agree on 16:30.
785
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:07,154
Where exactly did Ambassador Hajjar fall?
786
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,574
He dropped the teacup by the table,
he fell to the floor.
787
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,659
No.
788
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:15,913
I think I remember the sight
of the man dying in my office.
789
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:18,295
He toppled to the ground,
you went to his side,
790
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,376
said something encouraging,
I summoned help.
791
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:23,337
No. He fell to the couch.
I helped him to the floor.
792
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,714
- Oh, she's very helpful.
- She's not.
793
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,383
Because she didn't.
794
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,261
She arrived after he was on the floor.
795
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,347
She has no idea how he fell.
796
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,392
- Fuck.
- Yeah, she shouldn't talk to the police.
797
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,310
Can we just kill this?
798
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,984
- What's Trowbridge's deal?
- Hmm?
799
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,819
Is it an act, all that...?
800
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:49,572
Some but not all.
801
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,783
I remember the first time I saw him
rush up to the podium
802
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,703
to read his remarks from scribbles
on the back of his hand,
803
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,289
and check the logo behind him to see
804
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:01,459
exactly what he was
supposed to be remarking on.
805
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:08,924
I thought he was like a very bright
13-year-old boy with ADHD.
806
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,051
I mean, erudite as fuck.
807
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,053
Clever enough not to have to do the work
808
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:16,724
but not quite slick enough to hide it.
809
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:18,517
Mm.
810
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,018
Swap.
811
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:26,108
Second time I saw him rush to the stage
and check the backdrop,
812
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,028
I realized I'd underestimated him.
813
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:30,362
Faux casual.
814
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,239
- That's a good trick.
- Mm-hm.
815
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,579
Do you think it'll rain?
816
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,458
- Uh, no.
- I wish it would.
817
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,250
Why?
818
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:50,508
A bit of rain each day makes it easier
that my entire directive
819
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:55,095
is to leave as little impression
on the skin of this world as is possible.
820
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:06,732
Are you a moper?
821
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,027
Am I...? A moper?
822
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,819
A brooder.
823
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,532
You know, a sad girl,
824
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,952
a wistful, drifty,
825
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,746
malnourished little fucking waif.
826
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:24,166
Okay, well, I'm sitting here,
eating your cheese.
827
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,835
- Yeah.
- Nibbling your parmesan.
828
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,963
I'm a magnet for mopey women.
829
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,215
I mean, come on.
830
00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:34,426
This may be one of the epic days
in the life of a man.
831
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,888
I mean, the water's dancing,
832
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,474
the air carries a whiff
of freshly cut hay,
833
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,059
and we're here...
834
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,147
commanded by crown and country
to devour the plunder of kings
835
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,275
and the plenty of the land.
836
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:52,528
And here I am with yet another woman
837
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:56,240
who could find that one piece of cloud
838
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:58,367
in every silver lining.
839
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,076
Yeah.
840
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:03,581
Your mopey wife is not my remit.
841
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,667
In any case,
I've earned a touch of malaise.
842
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,921
Objectively speaking,
I'm here to tell you,
843
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,298
you fell in a tub of butter.
844
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:16,594
You should have the good grace to shut
your mouth and rub it all over yourself.
845
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:17,677
Right?
846
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,098
I thought you were kind.
847
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:25,227
Do you wind up with men who are unkind?
848
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,107
Were they unkind at the start?
849
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,819
My women weren't mopey at the start.
850
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,867
I think I bring it out in them.
851
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,997
- What are you doing?
- Getting away from you.
852
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,249
I'm eating the world.
853
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:51,587
I don't wanna waste this epic day
with an anhedonic.
854
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,181
Whoo!
855
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,017
Woo-hoo-hoo!
856
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,144
It's glorious.
857
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,688
Fuck yeah!
858
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,316
Get in the fucking water.
859
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:16,278
- Get in.
- Yeah.
860
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,155
- Oh, come on.
- It looks cold.
861
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:20,532
It's not. Get in the fucking water.
862
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:25,329
Ugh. You are quite cruel, it turns out.
863
00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:27,790
Get in. Immediately.
864
00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,376
- It's murky.
- It's murky.
865
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,628
Look, no, I'm not being mopey.
866
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:35,089
There are fucking things growing out.
867
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,840
Jesus.
868
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,385
Come on, dive. Dive.
869
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,477
Jesus fucking Christ, it's cold!
870
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,062
- No, it's not.
- Oh!
871
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:52,481
Oh, fuck.
872
00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:53,565
Christ.
873
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,152
Get over here and warm me up.
874
00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,989
Now, that, my wifty little waif, I can do.
875
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:04,576
It's fucking cold.
876
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,496
- Oh, shit.
- Oh...
877
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:09,915
Stay close.
878
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,765
I think you ought to fuck me
for my troubles.
879
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:29,977
Everything but.
880
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,105
What does that mean?
881
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,821
I'm... tragically devoted to my wife.
882
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:41,947
Oh?
883
00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:45,325
Is this what tragic devotion looks like?
884
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,870
Um, yeah.
885
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,791
The machinery doesn't really
function with anyone else.
886
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,377
- I don't believe you.
- No?
887
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,546
Okay, feel for yourself.
888
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:01,717
Ah.
889
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,846
- Well, you know there are drugs for this.
- Mm-hm.
890
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,599
There are. There are also wives for this.
891
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:09,683
Ah.
892
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:15,230
You are a bit of a downer, it turns out.
893
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,108
- No wonder we all mope.
- Am I?
894
00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:21,153
Am I a downer?
895
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:57,397
How's it going?
896
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,817
Slouching toward Bethlehem.
897
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,282
And what kind of therapy
are we trying today?
898
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,119
Yeah, you caught me.
899
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,413
I'm kind of fucked up.
900
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:18,043
- Great.
- This is what the wives do, right?
901
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:23,173
Drink a little wine, smoke a little pot.
902
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,508
Take the air.
903
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,136
Playing the part like a pro.
904
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,099
I'm fucking killing myself
trying to prove to you
905
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,518
that I can sit in the back seat
and just stay there.
906
00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:37,396
And it requires actual sedation.
907
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,107
Jesus, Hal.
908
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:45,654
You know, the PM asked me
how he should handle Russia,
909
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:50,784
and I talked about
purple fucking bluebirds.
910
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:53,954
I didn't give him any advice.
I didn't call anyone.
911
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:57,165
I didn't rally support for you
behind your back. I...
912
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,585
I went for a nice walk.
913
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,169
I took a swim.
914
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:04,464
I got my dick handled by a nubile thing,
915
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:09,136
and it behaved the way it always does
when it's not you.
916
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,263
And then I came here.
917
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:18,811
Yes?
918
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:26,612
Trowbridge wants to reenact
the Siege of Leningrad.
919
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,159
Thoughts?
920
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,122
It sounds bad.
921
00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:41,877
That's your only thought?
How stoned are you?
922
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,713
I don't wanna get baited
into saying something
923
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:46,173
that's gonna make you hate me.
924
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,259
That's not what's happening here.
925
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,678
All right, you want my help,
you don't want my help.
926
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,806
I'm the smartest man you've ever met,
I'm the biggest idiot in the world.
927
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:59,436
Can't we just admit
that I am not the only problem, Kate?
928
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:01,688
What the fuck is this?
929
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:06,151
Is this your latest stab
at saving our marriage?
930
00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:09,237
You're the wife? You do everything I ask?
931
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:13,158
You're so goddamn docile
I'd be psychotic to let you go?
932
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,120
Yeah.
933
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,653
Mario, it's Kate Wyler.
934
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:53,657
Once more unto the morass. Shall we?
935
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,664
Stuart.
936
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,711
- Right, back to our agenda.
- Hold on. One second.
937
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:07,754
One, Russia. Two, Russia.
938
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,423
- Three... Julian?
- Russia.
939
00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:10,590
Russia!
940
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,552
Did you get the tox screen results yet?
941
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:15,762
Yeah, but that's not why I'm calling.
942
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,597
Why don't we start there anyhow?
943
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,267
It wasn't poison. It was a heart attack.
944
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:21,935
- But that's not...
- Yes!
945
00:50:22,018 --> 00:50:24,104
Oh, I feel like a weight just...
946
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:27,482
- I feel like I just shat a brick.
- Good for you.
947
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,693
Why is the ambassador calling DoD
948
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:31,695
for a list of targets
they'd like to paint?
949
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,281
Can you, in English?
950
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:38,285
She called the Department of Defense
and asked for a list of things
951
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,871
they'd feel comfortable bombing in Russia.
952
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:44,332
I assume the answer is there's nothing
they'd be comfortable bombing...
953
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,669
If you ask the military for a list
of things they'd like to blow up,
954
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,713
they have answers.
955
00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,053
The European Union?
956
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:58,679
Yes.
957
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,057
And in your vision of this,
958
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,477
do I fellate them
before they ask or during?
959
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:05,437
I realize this...
960
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,315
The Germans have cocks
small enough to suck while speaking,
961
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:11,526
but the Belgians, surprisingly, do not.
962
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,070
- Sir...
- We are Great Britain.
963
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,947
We are Global Britain.
964
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:19,868
We are not begging the EU
for some petty bureaucratic vengeance.
965
00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:22,913
As much as we might wish to shove back,
966
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:27,209
we cannot poke the bear with the world's
second largest nuclear arsenal.
967
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:31,421
We do what keeps all of us
away from the nuclear ceiling.
968
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,299
- Sir, I'd like to jump in for a second.
- Ma'am?
969
00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:35,550
I think he'd like a word.
970
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,886
- She's busy.
- If I could I finish my thought?
971
00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:40,281
- I don't think he liked it.
- If I could get a quick word?
972
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:43,725
So, what, this is where you propose a
strongly-worded condemnation from the UN?
973
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,144
- I don't think you'd like that either.
- I wouldn't.
974
00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,480
Forty-one British servicemen are dead.
975
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:51,983
It is my responsibility
to honor their sacrifice,
976
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:55,779
give solace to their families,
and demonstrate to this nation
977
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:58,615
that they will be protected
by their fucking government.
978
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:01,076
It sounds like you wanna bomb something.
979
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:03,370
Why don't we do that?
980
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:11,628
I have a list of Russian targets
provided by the Department of Defense.
981
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:15,507
Why don't you pick one,
and we'll blow something up?
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