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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,057 --> 00:00:08,558 [melodic music] 2 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,749 [tense music] 3 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:48,830 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 4 00:00:53,737 --> 00:00:55,472 [woman] Richard Volkman? 5 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,608 Are you ready? 6 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,018 [man screams] 7 00:01:21,866 --> 00:01:23,000 [grunts] 8 00:01:23,134 --> 00:01:25,102 [music accelerates] 9 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,872 [grunts] 10 00:01:59,403 --> 00:02:00,670 [Chris] Richard! 11 00:02:01,005 --> 00:02:01,906 What's up, dude? 12 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:03,773 [Keegan] Man, here he is. 13 00:02:05,076 --> 00:02:07,011 What's up, man? You all right? 14 00:02:08,012 --> 00:02:09,246 Yeah, I'm great. 15 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,249 You sure, 'cause you know you weren't in class, so... 16 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:14,818 Thanksgiving break. 17 00:02:14,952 --> 00:02:16,120 I just thought I'd start a little early. 18 00:02:16,253 --> 00:02:17,922 - He's getting started early. - True. 19 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,556 He's not getting started early, he's doing one big... 20 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:20,690 Do the fucking test, man, don't fucking lie to me. 21 00:02:20,824 --> 00:02:21,758 What's up. [chuckles] 22 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,127 [Keegan] [unclear] ...boys. 23 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,562 Are you sure you're okay, man? 24 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:26,796 Fuck you. 25 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:28,832 - So... - [laughing] 26 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:32,403 - [indistinct chatter] - [ice clinks] 27 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:34,105 - No, no, no... - [burps] Excuse me. 28 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:37,475 I'm sorry, no, talk of death, but, that sneeze you had... 29 00:02:37,607 --> 00:02:40,643 [laughing] 30 00:02:40,777 --> 00:02:42,213 Okay, okay. 31 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:43,747 If we're just jumping around between topics, okay, 32 00:02:43,881 --> 00:02:44,982 I got something to say, okay? 33 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:46,616 - Go ahead. - What, what, what? 34 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,052 This is our last Thanksgiving together, right? 35 00:02:48,185 --> 00:02:49,854 - [Chris] Mm-hmm. - I mean, who knows 36 00:02:49,987 --> 00:02:52,323 when we're going to go down these roads again, right? 37 00:02:52,456 --> 00:02:53,690 - Yeah. - [Keegan] Yeah. 38 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:55,359 We're grown men for fuck's sake, okay, 39 00:02:55,493 --> 00:02:57,995 we don't got to spend every goddamn holiday 40 00:02:58,129 --> 00:02:59,096 with our parents. 41 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:01,399 Well, I mean, I don't agree with that. 42 00:03:01,531 --> 00:03:02,400 I don't know. 43 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:03,868 Oh! [blows a raspberry] 44 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:07,438 No, fuck it! Let's do it. Let's just stay here. 45 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,340 I mean, like, yeah, 46 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:11,008 I can use some quality time to just smoke weed and write. 47 00:03:11,142 --> 00:03:12,209 Right attitude. 48 00:03:12,642 --> 00:03:14,677 You know, I actually have this really good idea for a film. 49 00:03:14,811 --> 00:03:18,215 So, it's these... These four dudes. 50 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:20,650 Right? 51 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,521 - Four dudes and... - We could throw a party. 52 00:03:23,653 --> 00:03:25,523 - Better attitude. - Yeah! 53 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:27,425 Because we could do whatever we want. 54 00:03:27,557 --> 00:03:28,758 - Yeah. - [all laughing] 55 00:03:28,893 --> 00:03:30,327 We still can, I mean, all this shit 56 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,929 can turn on a dime. 57 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,732 - All right, all right. - [Rich] Yes. 58 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,034 Atta boy. 59 00:03:37,535 --> 00:03:38,701 Is that four? 60 00:03:38,835 --> 00:03:39,769 - That's four. - That's four, baby. 61 00:03:39,904 --> 00:03:41,205 - Yes! - Yeah! 62 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:44,275 Hey Aaron, another round. 63 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:46,277 Plus tequila. 64 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:48,012 [all laugh] 65 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,881 - Get some max legs. - [laughing] 66 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:53,150 Hey, Mom. 67 00:03:54,584 --> 00:03:55,718 How you doing? 68 00:03:58,721 --> 00:03:59,722 Oh. 69 00:03:59,857 --> 00:04:01,624 Yeah, yeah, that's... [unclear] 70 00:04:01,892 --> 00:04:04,428 [distant siren] 71 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:07,131 Yeah, look Mom... 72 00:04:08,065 --> 00:04:10,468 I don't, I don't think I'm going to be able to... 73 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,138 come home for... Thanksgiving. 74 00:04:14,472 --> 00:04:16,739 I've just got some stuff to do. 75 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,949 Yeah, I've got to go. We'll talk about it. 76 00:04:25,382 --> 00:04:26,283 Okay, bye. 77 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:31,754 Let's just fucking go. 78 00:04:32,256 --> 00:04:33,891 - [Rich] Let's go. - [Chris] Let's go. 79 00:04:34,391 --> 00:04:35,359 Was that your mom? 80 00:04:37,962 --> 00:04:39,530 [Chris] I'm not saying, listen, 81 00:04:39,662 --> 00:04:42,299 I'm not saying that she was flirting with me specifically. 82 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:43,700 I'm just saying that... 83 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,903 That she just brought my water first. 84 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,438 That's all I'm fucking saying. 85 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:49,874 - And then, then... - She brought your water first. 86 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:53,344 [Chris] That's usually a sign that somebody likes you. 87 00:04:53,477 --> 00:04:55,012 That's all I'm saying. 88 00:04:55,346 --> 00:04:56,646 That's all I'm saying. 89 00:04:57,615 --> 00:04:59,083 Well... 90 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,817 [Keegan] Chris, that waitress did not want to fuck you. 91 00:05:00,951 --> 00:05:02,453 - [Chris] Yes, she fucking did. - She did not, man. 92 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:05,022 - [Chris] Don't you fucking... - It's her job to be nice. 93 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:08,025 [Chris] I don't know if she poured my water. 94 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:09,593 I was sitting on the end seat. 95 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,962 Hey, does anyone know what this is? 96 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:13,397 How it got in my jacket? 97 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:15,866 [Keegan chuckling] No, no... 98 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,736 It's fucking read Richard, man. 99 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,338 - [chuckling] - That's what that is. 100 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,907 You need to open your fucking eyes. 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,341 That's what that is. 102 00:05:24,642 --> 00:05:26,143 [Keegan] Have you got your third eye on it? 103 00:05:26,277 --> 00:05:28,012 [Chris] I've got a third eye, baby, yeah. 104 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:34,351 You are cordially invited to The Show. 105 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:38,389 An interactive theatre adventure in three acts. 106 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:40,024 Come ready to play. 107 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:41,758 [Chris] Oh, I'm ready to fucking play. 108 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,327 Wednesday morning, 11 a.m. 109 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,662 Uh-huh. 110 00:05:44,962 --> 00:05:46,931 Wait, what's an interactive theatre adventure? 111 00:05:47,064 --> 00:05:49,667 Oh, it's like, it's like a... an escape room, 112 00:05:49,799 --> 00:05:50,700 but like... 113 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,237 with theatre people, and, you know what I mean? 114 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:56,106 Okay, I know what he means, it's... 115 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,175 It's like the haunted house the Kings Dominion. 116 00:05:58,309 --> 00:06:00,077 - [Chris] Right, yeah. - [Dillon] Right? 117 00:06:00,211 --> 00:06:02,313 [baby voice] The one where the dope head was so scared. 118 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,548 [chuckling] 119 00:06:04,682 --> 00:06:05,883 But, should we go? 120 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,384 - [Keegan] Fuck, yeah. - We should go, right? 121 00:06:07,518 --> 00:06:08,686 It sound's great. 122 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:11,555 Eleven a.m. Rise and shine, boys. 123 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:13,624 [laughs] 124 00:06:13,756 --> 00:06:14,959 [Dillon] We're going to The Show. 125 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:16,759 [Keegan] Yeah, to the fucking show baby. 126 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:17,928 Eleven o'clock. 127 00:06:18,062 --> 00:06:20,331 - Rise and shine. - [ambient music] 128 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,498 [Dillon] Cool. Fuck. 129 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,666 [laughing] 130 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,268 [Keegan] We'll be okay. 131 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,538 [cymbals clash] 132 00:06:27,837 --> 00:06:29,240 [Keegan] Is it tomorrow? 133 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:34,111 Tomorrow, tomorrow. 134 00:06:34,245 --> 00:06:36,981 - Tomorrow, tomorrow. - [water pours] 135 00:06:45,422 --> 00:06:46,323 We got an hour. 136 00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:48,791 [Andi] Are you fucking kidding me? 137 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,294 I already told my parents you were coming. 138 00:06:50,427 --> 00:06:52,263 My mom's set a place card for you. 139 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,798 I'm sorry. This is... It's just something I got to do. 140 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:57,234 This is so fucking typical. 141 00:06:57,368 --> 00:06:59,802 - [Rich] Hey, Dillon. - Richie, do you mind? 142 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:01,972 Hey, Andrea. 143 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,309 [Dillon] Listen. 144 00:07:05,609 --> 00:07:07,945 This could be the last Thanksgiving with the guys. 145 00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:11,348 Yeah, well, I guess it's ours too. 146 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:13,684 Oh, come on, Andi. 147 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:15,185 Fuck you. 148 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:18,922 Well, happy Thanksgiving. 149 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:29,967 ["The Elephant in the Room" by Pickled Bones LLC] 150 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:33,370 [all] Aah! 151 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:34,571 [Keegan] To The Show. 152 00:07:34,804 --> 00:07:37,875 You are all duly invited to get fucked up, bitches. 153 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,510 - [laughing] - [cheering] 154 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:40,878 [all] To The Show. 155 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,212 [Chris] Holly shit. 156 00:07:44,948 --> 00:07:47,217 [grunts] 157 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,559 [all] L'chaim. 158 00:07:58,862 --> 00:07:59,963 Yeah. 159 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:01,565 Whoo. 160 00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:06,103 Okay. Buzzer. 161 00:08:06,537 --> 00:08:08,205 Oh, fuck! 162 00:08:08,772 --> 00:08:09,873 [Dillon] There you go. 163 00:08:10,007 --> 00:08:13,944 - [coughs] - [all laughing] 164 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,252 Fucking go. 165 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:32,196 ♪ I know you've got That feeling ♪ 166 00:08:34,298 --> 00:08:36,133 You can't rush an artist. 167 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,537 ♪ And who was ever hurt By a little too much ♪ 168 00:08:40,671 --> 00:08:44,375 ♪ Ambition ♪ 169 00:08:45,242 --> 00:08:48,445 ♪ There's nothing left For you here ♪ 170 00:08:48,579 --> 00:08:49,780 [coughs] 171 00:08:49,913 --> 00:08:53,484 ♪ The flowers bloomed too early This year ♪ 172 00:08:55,185 --> 00:08:57,154 Richie, you're a genius. 173 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,257 Staying in this room was the best idea. 174 00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:04,361 [laughing] 175 00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:07,866 ♪ If you want it You should get it ♪ 176 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:12,836 ♪ So just take it So no one takes it away ♪ 177 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,371 [coughs] 178 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:17,876 [muffled speech] 179 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:20,210 [laughing] 180 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:32,990 All right, now. 181 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,959 ♪ But what do I know ♪ 182 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:40,964 ♪ I'm just the one who wrote The whole thing down ♪ 183 00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:48,639 ♪ Trying to keep myself From getting far too familiar ♪ 184 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:52,943 ♪ So try and catch the sunrise ♪ 185 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:58,081 ♪ And when you get there Pour a round on me ♪ 186 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:00,017 ♪ Let's all raise a glass ♪ 187 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:02,419 ♪ To those with a strong ♪ 188 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:03,754 Let's get on with the fucking show 189 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,456 ♪ Demeanor ♪ 190 00:10:07,558 --> 00:10:11,061 ♪ But never mind what I say ♪ 191 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,763 ♪ If you want it You should get it ♪ 192 00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:20,070 ♪ So just take hope No one takes it away ♪ 193 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,243 Yeah, it's fine. 194 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,580 I'm going to have a fucking blast. 195 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,181 [laughs] 196 00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:35,652 [Keegan] Off we go, lads. Going on an adventure. 197 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:39,056 [Rich] Yo, this is it. This is it, this is it. 198 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:40,090 [Keegan] Oh, cool. 199 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:42,426 This looks so... It's cool. 200 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,228 [soft chuckle] 201 00:10:44,361 --> 00:10:45,930 [woman] Hi, are you here for The Show? 202 00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,397 Cordially invited. 203 00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:51,001 [woman chuckles] Of course, you are. 204 00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:56,139 [Rich] We don't need that? 205 00:10:56,273 --> 00:10:57,541 All you need is yourself. 206 00:10:57,674 --> 00:10:59,676 Wait one moment and our lovely Lady Day 207 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,245 will be right with you. 208 00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:07,217 - Lady Day, huh? Right on. - [melodic music] 209 00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:08,252 [door squeaks open] 210 00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:09,753 [melodic music] 211 00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:12,556 First victim. [manic chuckle] 212 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,690 She sounds high. 213 00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:17,127 Come inside. Let me see your mind. 214 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:22,199 [Chris] Bye, Richie. 215 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:23,667 Okay. 216 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,678 She's just going to ask you some questions. 217 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:35,779 You sign something. 218 00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:37,748 [Dillon] Okay, like a DNA. 219 00:11:38,649 --> 00:11:40,717 Dude, NDA. 220 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,755 Are boneless chicken wings... 221 00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:47,457 - Shut up. Shut up. - ...considered chicken nuggets? 222 00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:51,228 - Fuck you. - I was just asking. 223 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,701 All right. 224 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,675 [playful splutter] 225 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,615 That was awesome. 226 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,652 - Alcohol. - I got my own. 227 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:23,126 [sighs] Step this way, please. Welcome to The Show. 228 00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:29,033 [melodic music continues] 229 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,336 [distant muffled chatter] 230 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:35,706 Come on. Keep up. 231 00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:37,507 Yep. We're keeping up. 232 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,843 - What a weird building. - Come on, boys. 233 00:12:39,978 --> 00:12:41,012 I want to throw up. 234 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,414 Into the deep of the Earth. 235 00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:48,719 And... we're here. 236 00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:55,258 [Dillon] Wow! 237 00:12:58,295 --> 00:12:59,162 Yeah. 238 00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:00,898 [chuckles] 239 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,466 Hello. 240 00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,868 [Lady Day] Just checking for weapons. 241 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,871 You know, they say, you bring a gun on stage 242 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:08,873 and it's bound to go off. 243 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,608 - Check off. - [Lady Day] Oh... 244 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,143 He's a smart one. 245 00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:15,278 [chuckles] 246 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,849 [Chris] Oh, she got you, man. 247 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,151 Oh, he can keep that. 248 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:26,156 [Chris] Ooh... 249 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,458 You just might need it. 250 00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:36,466 - You just might need it. - Cheers. 251 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,670 Now, if you'll follow me, your chariot awaits. 252 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:43,875 - We have a chariot. - [chuckling] 253 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,742 [Dillon] Hop on a ride. 254 00:13:45,877 --> 00:13:46,911 Thank you, ladies. 255 00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:48,645 I love you. 256 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,717 [jazz music] 257 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:56,753 Well, well, well. 258 00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:59,356 Look at you handsome boys. 259 00:13:59,823 --> 00:14:00,757 Who are you? 260 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:03,460 I'm the driver. 261 00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:06,196 Ready to go for a ride? 262 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:08,699 Where are we going? 263 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,572 Someplace wonderful. 264 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,710 Gentlemen... 265 00:14:20,144 --> 00:14:21,045 Yeah? 266 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:23,147 - Sure. - [driver giggles] Yeah? 267 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,681 Get in the car. 268 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,818 Come on. Get in the car. 269 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:29,586 [chuckles] 270 00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:34,959 Come on, come on, come on. 271 00:14:35,893 --> 00:14:40,932 Okay, we're going to buckle you up. 272 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,901 How's that? 273 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:46,470 Good? 274 00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:47,905 - Yeah. - Yeah? 275 00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:49,606 [Dillon] I don't think I can do mine either. 276 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,374 Oh, baby. 277 00:14:51,508 --> 00:14:54,811 - Let me help. - [gasps] Come on. Oh! Oof. 278 00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:56,948 All right. How're you doing? 279 00:14:57,081 --> 00:14:58,182 I'm good. How are you? 280 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,317 - [driver] I'm good. - Great. 281 00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:09,726 Good. Now... I... 282 00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:12,829 I'm going to ask you... 283 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:17,969 to put these blindfolds on over your eyes, 284 00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:21,605 and tie them good... and tight. 285 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,741 You're not going to try to peak, are you? 286 00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:27,511 [driver] Okay, good. 287 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:31,848 Are we going to The Show? 288 00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:34,518 Oh, sweetheart. 289 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,758 This is The Show. 290 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,530 [music gains momentum] 291 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,004 [engine starts] 292 00:15:54,105 --> 00:15:56,306 [Dillon] How drunk are you? [chuckles] 293 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,409 [Chris] Where do you think she's taking us? 294 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,245 [Dillon] A... theme park. 295 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,380 [Keegan] Do you think they have some sort of like, 296 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:06,050 Thanksgiving like, special? 297 00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,485 Will they do like Christmas and all that? 298 00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:09,921 That, that's the theme park. 299 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,688 [Chris] Oh, my, she's made a lot of lefts. 300 00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,024 I'm going to throw up soon. 301 00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:14,258 [Dillon] How do you even know, dude? 302 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,692 [Chris] Huh? 303 00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:17,061 [Dillon] How do you even know? I've lost count. 304 00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,563 [Chris] I was just feel it. I feel it. 305 00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,464 [Dillon] You just keep going around there. 306 00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:22,934 [Chris] Just doing circles. 307 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,203 [Rich] Yo, let's not give them ideas, okay? 308 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,938 [Keegan] Do you see black spots? 309 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,738 [Chris] In like life, or like... 310 00:16:28,873 --> 00:16:31,108 [Dillon] Like, everything's black, Keegan. 311 00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:33,810 [Chris] Keegan, I'm black. Do you see me? 312 00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:35,880 [Keegan] I see one big black spot 313 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:36,948 sitting next to me. 314 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:40,584 [laughing] 315 00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:43,921 [Keegan] I don't care. I'm so high. 316 00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:48,425 [sighs] 317 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:56,800 [driver] Get out. Get out! 318 00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:58,835 Get out of the car. 319 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,605 [muffled] Remember the rules. 320 00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:17,787 Where the fuck are we? 321 00:17:17,922 --> 00:17:20,690 I have absolutely no idea. 322 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,960 [Rich] We're in Texas. 323 00:17:23,094 --> 00:17:26,998 [all laugh] 324 00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,869 Gotcha. 325 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,337 [chuckling] 326 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,640 - [imitating gunshots] - [laughing] 327 00:17:36,773 --> 00:17:38,642 [Chris chuckles] We're in Texas. 328 00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,044 Are we still in Richmond? 329 00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:41,245 I don't know. 330 00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:44,048 Maybe... not? 331 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:46,516 I've never been here before. 332 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:47,919 You never leave campus. 333 00:17:48,052 --> 00:17:49,586 [Keegan] Well, that's not true. 334 00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,655 I go to the bar and go to your place, so... 335 00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:54,258 Richie, we never leave campus. 336 00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:56,994 I have no idea where we are. 337 00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:58,062 [Dillon] Okay. 338 00:17:58,595 --> 00:17:59,729 So, we wait. 339 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,867 I mean, something's bound to happen, right? 340 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,635 There's got to be people, right? Like actors. 341 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,004 Like a story. 342 00:18:08,406 --> 00:18:10,341 - [yelling] - [grunts] 343 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:12,243 [laughing] 344 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,576 Fuck. Get up. 345 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,413 - [laughing] - Oh, God. 346 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,682 - Oh, God. - [laughing] 347 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:22,652 Fuck you, Richie. 348 00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:24,587 [Chris] Come on, boy. 349 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,656 Fuck this game. 350 00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:29,093 Dude, why you being a bitch? It's fun. 351 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:30,962 [laughs] Oh, man. 352 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:33,797 Why'd you get on the ground? 353 00:18:34,332 --> 00:18:35,900 I laughed so hard, I fell. 354 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,235 [all laugh] 355 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,879 You know those... those carnival rides... 356 00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:51,048 You know, where you point the... 357 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,618 Ugh. 358 00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:01,092 So... 359 00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:05,930 They're going to come, right? 360 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,798 Did they... 361 00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,568 take us to the wrong place? 362 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,138 Well... 363 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:15,940 This is... 364 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,975 [as the driver] Someplace wonderful. 365 00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:19,542 [chuckles] 366 00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,113 Let's start walking. 367 00:19:23,347 --> 00:19:24,281 Where? 368 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,052 [Rich] Over there. 369 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,652 [Keegan] Okay. 370 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,989 [rapid footfalls] 371 00:19:35,525 --> 00:19:38,029 Hey, guys. Um... 372 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:40,797 What does this mean? 373 00:19:41,631 --> 00:19:43,767 Does... Does this mean something? 374 00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:47,071 Did they, they leave that here for us? 375 00:19:47,204 --> 00:19:48,272 Is this for us? 376 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:50,207 It means something. 377 00:19:51,674 --> 00:19:53,543 This place is kind of cool. 378 00:19:54,145 --> 00:19:55,246 This is awesome. 379 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,549 So, what do we do now? 380 00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:03,054 Yeah. Where's everybody? 381 00:20:03,187 --> 00:20:03,988 Guys... 382 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,722 I don't know if I like this, okay. 383 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,058 There's this feeling that any second 384 00:20:07,191 --> 00:20:08,959 something can jump out at us, man. 385 00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:10,895 - I don't know if I like... - [yells] 386 00:20:11,028 --> 00:20:12,829 [yells] Fuck shit, man. 387 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,764 You almost gave me a goddamned heart attack! 388 00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:17,801 - [laughing] - [Chris breaths heavily] 389 00:20:18,235 --> 00:20:19,236 Fuck you. 390 00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,239 I think The Show will show itself to us, you know? 391 00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,841 I mean, it started all the way back in the theatre right? 392 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,144 The girls, the blindfold, the drive. 393 00:20:27,445 --> 00:20:28,812 It is happening. 394 00:20:30,014 --> 00:20:30,981 I mean... 395 00:20:31,449 --> 00:20:33,184 I guess we could just call a cab. 396 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,953 No, we can't do that. Remember the rules? 397 00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:39,056 Well, she talked to us all separately, 398 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,292 so we don't know if you have the same rules. 399 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,760 Ugh. You can't get help or... 400 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,963 [all] Give help to anyone outside of your group. 401 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:47,565 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Something like that. 402 00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:49,266 We can't call a cab. 403 00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:53,803 Okay, but like, that's hiring somebody. 404 00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:55,672 That's not the same as getting help. 405 00:20:56,073 --> 00:20:58,075 Just forget the fucking car. 406 00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:10,888 Where's my phone? I can't find my phone. 407 00:21:11,889 --> 00:21:13,224 Fuck, I don't have mine either. 408 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,426 I don't have a phone. I don't have a wallet. 409 00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:17,461 No keys. Shit. 410 00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:18,496 What the fuck! 411 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,097 Anyone have anything? 412 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,966 - Nothing. - Fuck. 413 00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:24,935 Okay, I sincerely do not like this now, okay. 414 00:21:25,069 --> 00:21:26,570 We don't know where the fuck we are. 415 00:21:26,736 --> 00:21:28,838 We can't call anybody. We can't get help from anybody. 416 00:21:28,973 --> 00:21:30,574 Chris, we can't ever get help, okay? 417 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,409 - That's a rule. Remember it. - Fuck. 418 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:35,079 Okay, but how do we even know if they're watching us? 419 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:39,350 Because this is The Show, okay, we're in it right now. 420 00:21:39,483 --> 00:21:40,750 They have to be watching. 421 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:42,920 I mean, otherwise, why would they do it? 422 00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:45,623 This is The Show. We just got to figure it out. 423 00:21:45,755 --> 00:21:46,689 [Rich] I mean, it had to be taken 424 00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:47,992 when we got frisked, right? 425 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,827 Yeah. No weapons. That's another rule. 426 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,363 Only, we didn't have any weapons, 427 00:21:52,496 --> 00:21:54,331 so instead, they just took all our shit 428 00:21:54,465 --> 00:21:55,866 and dumped us in the middle of nowhere. 429 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,401 It's got to be back at the theatre. 430 00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:00,171 - Which is where exactly? - [Rich] I don't know, Chris. 431 00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:02,306 All right, but let's just keep walking 432 00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:04,909 till we find something familiar, okay? 433 00:22:05,509 --> 00:22:06,776 We'll be shown the way. 434 00:22:08,212 --> 00:22:08,913 So... 435 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:12,016 They're supposed to be all like happy and shit, 436 00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:15,386 but really all holidays do is give people reason 437 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:20,257 to have super high expectations and be really judgmental. 438 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:24,395 I mean, Andi... She just broke up with me. 439 00:22:25,062 --> 00:22:28,332 I mean, I think she did, I'm not totally sure, but... 440 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:31,435 Just, it's just because I'm staying here with you guys, 441 00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:33,904 but really was I going to have that great of a Thanksgiving 442 00:22:34,038 --> 00:22:35,039 with her family? 443 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,942 They're... Republicans, man. 444 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:42,413 Lynchburg, rebel flag, Second Amendment Republicans. 445 00:22:42,546 --> 00:22:44,814 I'm a vegan. [chuckles] 446 00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,951 They have nothing to say to me. 447 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,686 [Rich] Guys. 448 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,221 [Keegan] Actor alert. 449 00:22:51,255 --> 00:22:53,991 Jesus, you'd think they try to be a little more discreet? 450 00:22:54,525 --> 00:22:55,926 You know, keep up with the mise-en-scène 451 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,295 of the neighborhood, right? 452 00:22:58,929 --> 00:22:59,997 What's with the milk? 453 00:23:00,564 --> 00:23:01,899 - [Chris] Um... - [Keegan chuckles softly] 454 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,601 [Chris] Don't cry over spilled milk? 455 00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:05,936 - Milk... and honey. - Hmm. 456 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,538 Milk it for all it's worth. 457 00:23:07,871 --> 00:23:09,273 The milk of human kindness. 458 00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:10,908 - Oh, that's a good one. - [chuckles] 459 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:15,012 Oh, we know that milk's white. So, white bread. 460 00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,747 White guilt. White flight. 461 00:23:17,881 --> 00:23:21,018 Great white whale. Great white hope. 462 00:23:21,751 --> 00:23:22,653 Act white. 463 00:23:23,187 --> 00:23:24,888 Two blacks don't make a white? 464 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,193 You boys like you need some comfort. 465 00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:32,229 Want to come have an early Thanksgiving with us? 466 00:23:34,598 --> 00:23:35,866 Right this way. 467 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,635 [soft chuckle] 468 00:23:38,135 --> 00:23:39,603 [Dillon] The goddamned show. 469 00:23:39,903 --> 00:23:40,837 [door opens] 470 00:23:41,305 --> 00:23:43,374 Welcome to the Banana Hammock. 471 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:08,732 Who are you? 472 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,567 We came in with him. 473 00:24:11,268 --> 00:24:12,303 Terrance? 474 00:24:12,936 --> 00:24:14,405 Fur coat... 475 00:24:15,172 --> 00:24:17,341 Terrance, get in here. 476 00:24:17,908 --> 00:24:19,209 Yes. 477 00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:21,612 I told you we couldn't invite anyone else. 478 00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:23,647 I already counted the spoons. 479 00:24:24,148 --> 00:24:25,416 Well, you can just count out four more 480 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,785 because we have some guests of honor. 481 00:24:28,152 --> 00:24:29,453 What did you say your names were? 482 00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:30,554 Richie. 483 00:24:30,854 --> 00:24:31,722 Chris. 484 00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:32,923 Keegan 485 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:34,358 - Dillon. - [Terrance] Ah... 486 00:24:34,491 --> 00:24:35,959 Well, okay, Richie, Chris, Keegan, Dillon. 487 00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:38,228 Why don't you make your way down to the basement. 488 00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:40,731 That's where the marijuana is. [chuckles] 489 00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:42,232 And the laundry. 490 00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:46,170 If you need to do any... laundry while you're here. 491 00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:49,973 I think we're okay. 492 00:24:50,107 --> 00:24:52,609 But I think we'd all take some marijuana. 493 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:58,015 [many people talking] 494 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,096 Okay, so you guys are actors, right? 495 00:25:12,996 --> 00:25:15,499 Fuck, no. We're in the chess club. 496 00:25:16,967 --> 00:25:20,270 [Eastern music] 497 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,475 Uh... Happy Thanksgiving. 498 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:29,279 [yelling] Oh! Do you know what I want to do with this? 499 00:25:29,413 --> 00:25:31,415 Get the fucking... Get the hell... 500 00:25:31,548 --> 00:25:35,152 [muffled yelling] 501 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,956 [Eastern music continues] 502 00:26:01,845 --> 00:26:05,449 [women squabbling] 503 00:26:19,062 --> 00:26:21,498 You guys call this the Banana Hammock, huh? 504 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,033 Yeah, dude. 505 00:26:24,435 --> 00:26:26,003 Is it because you guys like hammocking? 506 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:27,838 [chuckling] 507 00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:32,676 - [squabbling] - [yelling] Stop. Stop. Stop. 508 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:37,114 [leisurely Eastern music] 509 00:26:46,757 --> 00:26:47,958 [Keegan] I like to hammock. 510 00:26:48,091 --> 00:26:50,194 Yeah, me too. 511 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:51,762 It calms me down. 512 00:26:51,896 --> 00:26:54,565 [all yelling] 513 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:58,001 [leisurely music resumes] 514 00:27:09,513 --> 00:27:13,417 Hey! I really like The Show so far. 515 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,352 Yeah. Really good work. 516 00:27:16,787 --> 00:27:19,323 I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, 517 00:27:19,756 --> 00:27:20,724 but bravo. 518 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:26,997 Happy fucking Thanksgiving, bitch. 519 00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:28,031 [yelling] 520 00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:29,934 [leisurely music resumes] 521 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:32,035 [woman] Dinner is fucking served. 522 00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:54,525 Total fucking method acting. 523 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:57,394 It's fucking awesome. 524 00:27:59,162 --> 00:28:00,999 What the fuck is going on? 525 00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:02,934 Yeah. Is this The Show? 526 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:04,368 I fucking hope so. 527 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:08,438 One. 528 00:28:08,973 --> 00:28:10,674 Two. [chuckles] 529 00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:17,214 - [woman 1] I'll pass it to you. - [woman 2] Okay, God. 530 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:23,787 "Winter Milk" by Carl Sandburg. 531 00:28:23,922 --> 00:28:25,088 [all exclaiming] 532 00:28:25,222 --> 00:28:27,524 The milk drops on your chin, Helga. 533 00:28:27,658 --> 00:28:30,060 [all] Helga! 534 00:28:30,193 --> 00:28:32,262 Must not interfere with the cranberry red 535 00:28:32,396 --> 00:28:33,730 - ...of your cheeks... - Who's Helga? 536 00:28:33,865 --> 00:28:36,099 [Terrance] ...nor the sky winter blue of your eyes. 537 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,601 - [all] Eyes. - [Terrance chuckles] 538 00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:40,671 Let your mammy keep hands off the chin. 539 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,373 This is a high holy spatter of white 540 00:28:43,507 --> 00:28:46,911 on the reds and the blues. 541 00:28:47,045 --> 00:28:49,313 [all] Blue... 542 00:28:49,446 --> 00:28:50,714 Before the bottle was taken away. 543 00:28:50,847 --> 00:28:53,517 Before you so proudly began today. 544 00:28:53,952 --> 00:28:57,521 Drinking your milk from the rim of a cup. 545 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,823 They did not splash this high holy white 546 00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:01,124 on your chin. 547 00:29:01,258 --> 00:29:03,226 - [all] Oh... - [Terrance] Fuck off. 548 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,563 There are dreams in your eyes, Helga. 549 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:09,566 - [all] Helga! - [Terrance chuckles] 550 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,336 Tall reaches of wind sweep the clear blue. 551 00:29:12,469 --> 00:29:16,139 The winter is young yet, so young. 552 00:29:16,273 --> 00:29:19,109 [all] Young! 553 00:29:19,543 --> 00:29:23,647 Only a little cupful of winter has touched your lips. 554 00:29:23,881 --> 00:29:24,815 Drink on... 555 00:29:25,616 --> 00:29:29,252 Milk with your lips... Dreams with your eyes. 556 00:29:29,386 --> 00:29:36,360 [all] Eyes... 557 00:29:38,096 --> 00:29:38,997 Oh, fuck. 558 00:29:39,396 --> 00:29:45,636 [all laugh] 559 00:29:46,503 --> 00:29:48,238 [woman] Drink the milk. 560 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,641 [whispering] Dude... 561 00:29:51,408 --> 00:29:53,410 This is not The Show. 562 00:29:53,978 --> 00:29:55,880 This is a house of lunatics. 563 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,715 They've clearly put something in the milk. 564 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,454 We have to get out of here. 565 00:30:13,263 --> 00:30:14,932 - [yells] Go! - Shit. 566 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:19,904 [all yelling] Stay! 567 00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:29,080 Wasters of milk. 568 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:30,847 Thanks for the weed. 569 00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:34,251 I am so high. 570 00:30:35,887 --> 00:30:37,320 [Chris] But, Keegan! 571 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:42,659 [coughs] 572 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,797 - [coughing continues] - Hey! 573 00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:48,866 - [Rich] Hey, you all right? - [Chris] Hey, you all right? 574 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,300 [Rich] Keegan! 575 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:51,835 - [Keegan choking] - Just breath it out, buddy. 576 00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:53,203 - Just breath it out. - [Rich] Yo, what's up, dude? 577 00:30:54,371 --> 00:30:56,440 - It's just milk. - [Rich] You fucking fake. 578 00:30:57,307 --> 00:31:00,243 I mean, I think it's just milk, I guess, I don't really know. 579 00:31:00,377 --> 00:31:02,512 Dude, you scared the fucking shit out of me, man. 580 00:31:02,646 --> 00:31:06,583 I... am super high. 581 00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:08,986 I hope I'm just high. 582 00:31:09,854 --> 00:31:10,787 I'm drunk. 583 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,590 Chris, check my eyes. 584 00:31:17,327 --> 00:31:19,529 Insane, as usual. 585 00:31:20,297 --> 00:31:21,498 [Dillon] So now what? 586 00:31:23,868 --> 00:31:25,235 We keep walking. 587 00:31:25,702 --> 00:31:26,971 Look for a real sign. 588 00:31:27,939 --> 00:31:29,907 [Dillon] There haven't been any signs. 589 00:31:30,975 --> 00:31:32,944 [sighs] Fuck me. 590 00:31:34,344 --> 00:31:37,414 I'm so... high. 591 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:41,919 [random voices repeating] Tryptophan. 592 00:31:42,053 --> 00:31:47,657 - I'm... so... high. - [voices repeating] Tryptophan. 593 00:31:48,059 --> 00:31:50,560 [dull music] 594 00:31:54,731 --> 00:31:56,733 Tryptophan, tryptophan. The Fan District. 595 00:31:56,868 --> 00:31:58,401 That's what we live. Boom. Got it. 596 00:31:58,535 --> 00:31:59,803 [chuckling] 597 00:31:59,937 --> 00:32:03,640 [Dillon] Okay, so definitely LSD in the milk. 598 00:32:03,774 --> 00:32:05,977 - Oh, yeah, clearly. - We got to figure it out. 599 00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:07,912 What The Show is. 600 00:32:09,613 --> 00:32:10,680 We're not looking at it right. 601 00:32:10,814 --> 00:32:12,482 There's something we're not seeing. 602 00:32:12,616 --> 00:32:13,918 [Chris] Well, it's not like we're not looking, man. 603 00:32:14,051 --> 00:32:15,452 Yeah, well, keep looking. 604 00:32:19,289 --> 00:32:20,490 Attack the target. 605 00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:25,328 Target is the goal. 606 00:32:27,131 --> 00:32:28,498 The goal is the goal. 607 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,802 The goal is what eats you. 608 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,805 What eats you is the goal. 609 00:32:37,641 --> 00:32:38,775 Eat the goal. 610 00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:42,679 Oh, just tell us what to do. 611 00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:46,650 Where are we going? 612 00:32:47,084 --> 00:32:47,985 Not here. 613 00:32:49,786 --> 00:32:50,754 We could flip a coin. 614 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:52,890 It's a four-way intersection. 615 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,491 Roll the dice. 616 00:32:55,592 --> 00:32:56,560 Four, man. 617 00:32:56,693 --> 00:32:58,863 We don't have a coin or a die. 618 00:32:58,996 --> 00:33:01,065 Well, we're not going back the way we came. 619 00:33:01,199 --> 00:33:02,532 Three options. 620 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:04,302 Rock, paper, scissors. 621 00:33:04,434 --> 00:33:05,870 Three, dude. 622 00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:07,571 No, just rock, paper. 623 00:33:08,072 --> 00:33:10,340 All right? That way's rock, rock. 624 00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:11,341 That way's rock, paper. 625 00:33:11,474 --> 00:33:12,910 That way's paper, paper. 626 00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:14,145 So, just random. 627 00:33:14,711 --> 00:33:16,047 Everything is random. 628 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,888 Dude. Dillon. 629 00:33:25,089 --> 00:33:27,657 Oh, okay. I'm sorry. 630 00:33:31,828 --> 00:33:32,796 That way. 631 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,698 Wait, wait, wait. What if we're wrong? 632 00:33:34,831 --> 00:33:36,733 I mean, we don't even know what's in that direction. 633 00:33:36,868 --> 00:33:38,702 We don't know what's in any direction. 634 00:33:38,835 --> 00:33:40,637 We have to get three in a row. 635 00:33:42,173 --> 00:33:43,107 Fine. 636 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,781 Paper, paper. 637 00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:52,816 That way. 638 00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:01,491 So, which way now? 639 00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:04,128 Why not forward? 640 00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:07,430 Forward? 641 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,839 So, we're just going to hop the fence? 642 00:34:18,109 --> 00:34:19,043 [Chris] Yep. 643 00:34:21,112 --> 00:34:21,979 All right. 644 00:34:22,113 --> 00:34:26,150 [slow tense music] 645 00:34:40,131 --> 00:34:41,032 [soft grunt] 646 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,001 [soft grunt] 647 00:34:59,216 --> 00:35:01,085 [bird calling] 648 00:35:04,621 --> 00:35:06,556 Okay, what do we do now, people? 649 00:35:06,891 --> 00:35:08,758 I don't think they can hear you. 650 00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:11,728 Who? The dead people? 651 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:13,663 What about the living? 652 00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:16,067 Hello? 653 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,902 Theatre people? 654 00:35:18,336 --> 00:35:20,037 We know you're watching. 655 00:35:21,038 --> 00:35:23,840 Do you think The Show like bugged us or something? 656 00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:26,877 They could be listening, or, like, tracking devices. 657 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,081 I wouldn't put it past them. 658 00:35:31,949 --> 00:35:34,151 I knew there was more shit taken from me. 659 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,788 Dude! What? 660 00:35:40,024 --> 00:35:41,524 You've got everything going for you. 661 00:35:41,658 --> 00:35:43,727 These are the best years of our life. 662 00:35:44,362 --> 00:35:45,595 [Chris] Hey guys. 663 00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,201 This one was 25. 664 00:35:55,439 --> 00:35:56,606 Eighteen. 665 00:36:00,643 --> 00:36:01,778 Eighteen. 666 00:36:08,651 --> 00:36:09,753 Two. 667 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:15,259 This one was... two years old. 668 00:36:16,626 --> 00:36:19,130 Two fucking years old. 669 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,532 A grave for them and everything. 670 00:36:22,665 --> 00:36:24,268 Any one of these could have been us, man. 671 00:36:24,402 --> 00:36:26,170 Hey, but it's not. All right? 672 00:36:26,404 --> 00:36:28,339 You made it past two. You made it past 18. 673 00:36:28,472 --> 00:36:29,672 But not 25. 674 00:36:30,174 --> 00:36:30,875 Not yet. 675 00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:34,178 Oh... What if I don't make it, huh? 676 00:36:34,879 --> 00:36:36,579 Huh Richie, you guys going to come to my grave? 677 00:36:36,713 --> 00:36:37,781 You're going to pull one out for me? 678 00:36:37,915 --> 00:36:41,485 Chris, we're gods with hooves. 679 00:36:41,618 --> 00:36:43,888 No man, I don't fucking like this, okay? 680 00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:45,822 We don't know where we are. We can't get help. 681 00:36:45,956 --> 00:36:49,759 We can't call anybody. I mean... Two years old. 682 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:54,697 Now we've blessed the child, okay? 683 00:36:55,399 --> 00:36:57,801 Dude, you just wasted half of that on a baby. 684 00:36:58,568 --> 00:36:59,970 Hey, chill out, man. 685 00:37:01,872 --> 00:37:03,007 Come on, let's go. 686 00:37:06,709 --> 00:37:07,811 [sniffs] 687 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,484 [soft tense music] 688 00:37:13,616 --> 00:37:14,717 [Rich] Hey. 689 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:17,754 Hey! 690 00:37:18,456 --> 00:37:19,656 Hey! 691 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:25,463 - Yeah, that was her. - [Keegan] Who? 692 00:37:25,595 --> 00:37:27,431 The chick from The Show. The driver. 693 00:37:28,132 --> 00:37:30,401 I knew it was her. [soft chuckle] 694 00:37:30,935 --> 00:37:32,470 It was totally her. 695 00:37:32,602 --> 00:37:34,771 You see what she was doing with the shushing us and shit? 696 00:37:34,905 --> 00:37:36,507 Well, what the fuck was that about? 697 00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:39,009 We should follow, right? We follow? 698 00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:40,211 Right? 699 00:37:41,912 --> 00:37:43,613 The Show must go on. 700 00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:48,352 [music intensifies] 701 00:37:52,755 --> 00:37:54,391 [Rich] Where the hell did she go? 702 00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:57,660 What? She just vanish? 703 00:37:57,794 --> 00:37:59,196 Damn, she's fast. 704 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,797 Fuck. 705 00:38:02,299 --> 00:38:04,168 [Rich] Come on. Let's go this way. 706 00:38:12,642 --> 00:38:13,810 Yo, hey, guys. 707 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:15,279 Guys. 708 00:38:16,113 --> 00:38:17,381 We're being followed. 709 00:38:17,882 --> 00:38:18,883 [Rich] The driver? 710 00:38:19,016 --> 00:38:20,951 No, no, no. Two dudes. 711 00:38:21,185 --> 00:38:23,354 They ducked behind the dumpsters over there. 712 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:26,023 [Rich] How do you know they're following us? 713 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:28,592 They've taken the last three turns we've made. 714 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:30,594 They're getting really close. 715 00:38:31,028 --> 00:38:32,196 [Rich] It's The Show. 716 00:38:32,762 --> 00:38:35,665 Okay, so... So, what do we do now? 717 00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:38,335 Well, if it's The Show, theoretically, 718 00:38:38,469 --> 00:38:39,769 that's their call, isn't it? 719 00:38:39,904 --> 00:38:41,605 Last call we ended with Charlie Manson 720 00:38:41,771 --> 00:38:43,140 and his milk squad. 721 00:38:44,975 --> 00:38:46,110 [Dillon] There they go. 722 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:47,978 [Chris] Holy shit. Did you see that? 723 00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:51,282 I am seeing a lot of things that I don't know are there. 724 00:38:51,882 --> 00:38:53,716 - We could run. - Or fight. 725 00:38:53,850 --> 00:38:54,985 We could engage them in fisticuffs 726 00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:56,620 of wit and splendor. 727 00:38:57,555 --> 00:38:59,657 Keegan, whatever you do, don't do anything, okay? 728 00:38:59,789 --> 00:39:00,723 Just stay back. 729 00:39:01,625 --> 00:39:04,094 Yeah, I actually think that's probably a good idea. 730 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:06,297 [Keegan] Holy shit. 731 00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:08,365 [yells] Run! 732 00:39:08,899 --> 00:39:09,699 Keegan. 733 00:39:09,832 --> 00:39:12,269 [fast paced music] 734 00:39:12,403 --> 00:39:13,770 Keegan, stop. 735 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:22,745 Keegan, stop. This is ridiculous. 736 00:39:24,648 --> 00:39:25,748 Keegan! 737 00:39:30,287 --> 00:39:31,222 Keegan! 738 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:36,227 Stop! 739 00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:42,732 What do you want? 740 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,001 What do you want? 741 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,869 You were following us. 742 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,240 You know, he's got a fair point. 743 00:39:49,707 --> 00:39:51,075 Can you help us? 744 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:52,409 No! 745 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:55,946 Well, that was literally our whole plan. 746 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,114 - What the fuck do we do now? - That was our whole plan. 747 00:39:57,248 --> 00:39:59,016 - It's a test. - Yeah. 748 00:39:59,149 --> 00:40:01,252 - We can't help them. - Which they know? 749 00:40:02,253 --> 00:40:04,388 Because they can't help us. 750 00:40:04,922 --> 00:40:06,789 Okay, well, let's just ask. 751 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,661 Can you help us? 752 00:40:10,928 --> 00:40:12,196 No. 753 00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:13,796 - Why'd you say it so quick? - Because... 754 00:40:16,267 --> 00:40:18,035 Either they're part of The Show, or... 755 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,870 Or they're like us. 756 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,139 Maybe they got dumped somewhere too. 757 00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:25,109 Two. 758 00:40:27,211 --> 00:40:28,445 Two... 759 00:40:30,547 --> 00:40:32,483 I think I left the bathroom light on. 760 00:40:33,050 --> 00:40:34,251 - Mother fucker. - I know. 761 00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:37,488 - Ta, two, two... - Keegan, shut the fuck up. 762 00:40:37,621 --> 00:40:39,456 Guys, can we focus. 763 00:40:40,090 --> 00:40:42,126 Maybe they know something we don't. 764 00:40:43,761 --> 00:40:46,330 Well, if they're part of The Show, yeah, they do. 765 00:40:47,031 --> 00:40:48,432 Either part of The Show... 766 00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:50,234 And they're not going to help us 767 00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:52,536 because they're pretending to be guys like us, 768 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:54,371 or they're not part of The Show. 769 00:40:54,505 --> 00:40:56,040 And they can't help us for the same reason 770 00:40:56,173 --> 00:40:58,709 we can't help them or get help from them. 771 00:40:58,841 --> 00:41:00,978 Unless they are part of The Show, in which case, 772 00:41:01,111 --> 00:41:03,080 yeah, they could help us but they're not going to, 773 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:04,448 because they're testing us 774 00:41:04,581 --> 00:41:06,016 to see if we'll accept their help, 775 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:07,351 which they know we can't 776 00:41:07,484 --> 00:41:09,119 whether or not they're with The Show. 777 00:41:09,253 --> 00:41:10,154 Amazing. 778 00:41:11,821 --> 00:41:13,023 - Sorry. - So... 779 00:41:13,324 --> 00:41:14,658 Why can't we help them? 780 00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:17,394 I mean, I know why I can't but like... 781 00:41:17,961 --> 00:41:19,229 Why can't you, Dillon? 782 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,398 For the same reason as you. 783 00:41:22,032 --> 00:41:23,000 I don't think so. 784 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,301 [tense note] 785 00:41:24,435 --> 00:41:25,835 [muffled] So, then why can't you? 786 00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:28,539 [muffled] I can't say. Why can't you? 787 00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:30,341 I can't say, crazy... 788 00:41:30,474 --> 00:41:33,344 Is it that you can't help us or that you won't? 789 00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:36,613 Uh, could you repeat the question? 790 00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,782 Oh, Jesus Christ. Can you come a little closer? 791 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,018 I'm getting real tired of yelling here. 792 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:49,993 Is it that you can't help us or that you won't? 793 00:41:50,561 --> 00:41:52,996 I would say... we can. 794 00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:56,166 And could you accept help from us? 795 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,669 Or would you just not accept it? 796 00:41:59,303 --> 00:42:01,872 Normally, I would, because... 797 00:42:02,539 --> 00:42:03,974 I think I would do just about anything 798 00:42:04,108 --> 00:42:05,576 to not be in this situation right now, 799 00:42:05,709 --> 00:42:08,245 because I'm really tired and I'm really hungry. 800 00:42:08,479 --> 00:42:10,314 I didn't think the play would be this long. 801 00:42:11,014 --> 00:42:15,052 But, under the circumstances, I would say is that I can't... 802 00:42:15,185 --> 00:42:17,955 We can't accept help from any of you. 803 00:42:18,255 --> 00:42:19,957 [Rich] So again, I'll ask... 804 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,259 What do you want? 805 00:42:24,561 --> 00:42:25,496 Company. 806 00:42:31,001 --> 00:42:32,503 You made any phone calls? 807 00:42:33,036 --> 00:42:34,405 We don't have our phones. 808 00:42:34,538 --> 00:42:35,439 Bought anything? 809 00:42:35,572 --> 00:42:36,340 No wallets. 810 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:38,308 See any clues along the way? 811 00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:40,644 I mean, maybe. I don't know. 812 00:42:40,778 --> 00:42:41,779 Have you talked to anyone? 813 00:42:42,246 --> 00:42:44,348 Yeah, there was an older couple. Super friendly. 814 00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:47,184 But after talking to them for like an hour, 815 00:42:47,317 --> 00:42:48,887 asked them questions about The Show. 816 00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:50,120 Shit. 817 00:42:51,422 --> 00:42:52,122 The Show. 818 00:42:52,389 --> 00:42:53,824 What do you know about The Show? 819 00:42:53,957 --> 00:42:55,726 I don't think I'm supposed to talk about The Show. 820 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:56,960 [Rich] You brought it up. 821 00:42:57,094 --> 00:42:58,028 Yeah. So? 822 00:42:58,162 --> 00:42:59,530 What do you know about The Show? 823 00:42:59,663 --> 00:43:01,999 You're asking the wrong question. 824 00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:08,405 [Keegan] We can assume that everybody in The Show 825 00:43:08,539 --> 00:43:09,540 is a liar. 826 00:43:09,874 --> 00:43:11,008 They're not going to tell the truth 827 00:43:11,141 --> 00:43:12,443 because they're not only in The Show, 828 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:15,312 but that's the nature of The Show. 829 00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:17,414 On the other hand, 830 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:19,884 we can assume that anybody that got invited to The Show, 831 00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:21,518 would be telling the truth, 832 00:43:21,752 --> 00:43:24,154 because while there are rules about not accepting help, 833 00:43:24,288 --> 00:43:26,490 there are no rules about lying. 834 00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:28,492 So, they'd have no reason to not tell the truth, 835 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:30,360 if they thought it in some way could help them 836 00:43:30,494 --> 00:43:32,463 without actually asking for help. 837 00:43:35,265 --> 00:43:36,500 Let me see your eyes. 838 00:43:38,268 --> 00:43:42,606 Okay, so... the liar will always tell a lie, 839 00:43:42,739 --> 00:43:45,709 but the truthful person will tell the truth. 840 00:43:46,577 --> 00:43:47,544 Precisely. 841 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:49,346 So... 842 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,081 The right question is... 843 00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:52,549 Are you in The Show? 844 00:43:52,983 --> 00:43:55,285 No. Are you in The Show? 845 00:43:55,419 --> 00:43:56,353 No. 846 00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:58,957 See? They're not in The Show. 847 00:43:59,490 --> 00:44:01,191 We're not in The Show either. 848 00:44:04,328 --> 00:44:05,529 [Rich] Let's keep moving. 849 00:44:05,662 --> 00:44:06,965 [Dillon] Where? 850 00:44:07,097 --> 00:44:09,132 How about out of the middle of this goddamn deathtrap? 851 00:44:14,805 --> 00:44:17,674 [chaotic music] 852 00:44:18,308 --> 00:44:21,612 ["You Gotta Grow Old" by Pickled Bones LLC] 853 00:44:22,045 --> 00:44:25,616 ♪ Well, you've got to grow old ♪ 854 00:44:27,451 --> 00:44:29,786 ♪ It's what you do ♪ 855 00:44:30,721 --> 00:44:33,624 ♪ You've got to grow old ♪ 856 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:38,128 ♪ That's a heady brew ♪ 857 00:44:38,897 --> 00:44:42,332 ♪ If you stop On the way to top ♪ 858 00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:45,536 ♪ You will fall down To the ground ♪ 859 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:46,938 Paper, paper. 860 00:44:48,238 --> 00:44:51,208 Look, let's just stick together for a little while, all right? 861 00:44:51,341 --> 00:44:52,376 What do you guys know? 862 00:44:52,743 --> 00:44:54,344 - What do you guys know? - For fuck's sake. 863 00:44:54,478 --> 00:44:57,080 I'm not playing any more mind games with you. 864 00:44:57,314 --> 00:44:58,515 When we were trying to figure out 865 00:44:58,649 --> 00:45:00,117 how to get out of the ravine we were in. 866 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,719 Whoa, whoa. They dumped you in a ravine? 867 00:45:04,121 --> 00:45:06,356 Well, they pulled us out of a car, but... 868 00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:07,926 then we rolled all the way down a hill. 869 00:45:08,058 --> 00:45:09,593 [Dillon] What the fuck! 870 00:45:09,726 --> 00:45:12,796 We came across a map on a board. You know, trails and things. 871 00:45:13,031 --> 00:45:16,000 And I had a sharpie, so I drew it on my arm. 872 00:45:16,266 --> 00:45:17,969 And I'm not showing this to you, 873 00:45:18,235 --> 00:45:20,004 I'm just taking a look at it for myself. 874 00:45:20,437 --> 00:45:22,673 And if you guys happen to see it, too... 875 00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:28,012 There was more but it kind of got rubbed off. 876 00:45:28,345 --> 00:45:29,881 What city are we in? 877 00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:32,082 It said James River. 878 00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:33,750 That's in Richmond, right? 879 00:45:33,885 --> 00:45:35,218 This is a map? 880 00:45:35,352 --> 00:45:36,820 So, how many miles per inch? 881 00:45:36,955 --> 00:45:38,622 This is just like you're trying to get a bad tattoo 882 00:45:38,755 --> 00:45:39,756 and fucked up. 883 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:42,125 So, you've been following a map 884 00:45:42,259 --> 00:45:43,827 that doesn't tell you where you are, 885 00:45:43,962 --> 00:45:46,263 and doesn't tell you where you're going? 886 00:45:47,899 --> 00:45:48,765 Yeah. 887 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:51,335 Oh, my God. 888 00:45:52,536 --> 00:45:54,571 Actually, we've been following you guys. 889 00:45:57,574 --> 00:45:58,475 Up there. 890 00:45:59,043 --> 00:46:01,645 ♪ You've gotta grow old ♪ 891 00:46:03,714 --> 00:46:05,883 ♪ Fill those shoes ♪ 892 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:09,252 ♪ You've gotta grow old ♪ 893 00:46:10,888 --> 00:46:14,491 ♪ There's nothing Back there for you ♪ 894 00:46:14,825 --> 00:46:16,593 ♪ Well what makes you think ♪ 895 00:46:16,727 --> 00:46:18,762 ♪ That you've got What it takes ♪ 896 00:46:18,896 --> 00:46:24,267 ♪ To go on and on and on And on and grow old ♪ 897 00:46:31,341 --> 00:46:32,476 [beep] 898 00:46:36,847 --> 00:46:37,781 [beep] 899 00:46:49,826 --> 00:46:50,527 Richmond. 900 00:46:50,661 --> 00:46:52,130 [sighs] Thank fucking God. 901 00:46:52,262 --> 00:46:53,463 How do you know? 902 00:46:53,597 --> 00:46:55,099 My professor designed that building. 903 00:46:55,867 --> 00:46:57,701 The school to the right or to the left? 904 00:46:58,102 --> 00:47:00,604 Jesus Christ, doesn't anybody know anything? 905 00:47:00,737 --> 00:47:03,908 I mean, I just use my phone. You know, GPS and shit. 906 00:47:04,042 --> 00:47:06,110 So, I don't really have to know how to get somewhere. 907 00:47:06,243 --> 00:47:07,945 Only we never go anywhere. 908 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:11,381 We go to class, we get drunk, and then we go home. 909 00:47:13,717 --> 00:47:14,685 We go home. 910 00:47:15,652 --> 00:47:16,553 Yeah. 911 00:47:17,354 --> 00:47:19,857 No. Like, home home. 912 00:47:20,390 --> 00:47:23,427 Like where we were going to go before we decided to stay here 913 00:47:23,794 --> 00:47:26,130 and go to The Show and get fucked with 914 00:47:26,263 --> 00:47:28,799 by actors that we can't even see, man. 915 00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:31,334 Oh, fuck. 916 00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:35,405 Oh. Fuck. 917 00:47:36,406 --> 00:47:40,310 I could be making sweet, sweet love 918 00:47:40,544 --> 00:47:44,848 to my high school girlfriend in her parent's basement. 919 00:47:45,348 --> 00:47:48,251 Keegan, we take 95 North to go home, right? 920 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,154 Right? 921 00:47:50,487 --> 00:47:52,589 We take Broad Street to 95 to go home. 922 00:47:52,723 --> 00:47:54,791 The sun's there. That's west, right? 923 00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:58,096 Okay, we walk the same side of the street every day 924 00:47:58,228 --> 00:47:59,696 to go to school. 925 00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:01,032 When we're walking to school is the sun in our eyes? 926 00:48:01,165 --> 00:48:02,332 It is, right? 927 00:48:02,766 --> 00:48:03,600 Right. 928 00:48:03,868 --> 00:48:05,169 Yeah, right. The sun's in our eyes. 929 00:48:05,302 --> 00:48:06,636 The school's to the left. 930 00:48:08,139 --> 00:48:09,941 It looks so fucking far away. 931 00:48:10,074 --> 00:48:12,843 Dude, you run an hour on the treadmill every day. 932 00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:16,214 Yeah, but I can turn that off. Plus, there's ladies there. 933 00:48:16,346 --> 00:48:18,482 Okay, but I see nothing that says VCU. 934 00:48:18,615 --> 00:48:21,518 Everything in Richmond says VCU. 935 00:48:21,651 --> 00:48:23,587 I think we've got to cross the moat. 936 00:48:24,321 --> 00:48:26,490 It's definitely a river. 937 00:48:27,225 --> 00:48:28,458 No, it's a rule. 938 00:48:28,592 --> 00:48:30,794 What did that chick say from The Show? 939 00:48:30,928 --> 00:48:32,063 The, the poem. 940 00:48:32,196 --> 00:48:33,263 Yeah, yeah. 941 00:48:33,396 --> 00:48:35,665 About a moat? Jesus, fuck. 942 00:48:35,799 --> 00:48:37,534 She didn't tell me a damn thing. 943 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,536 [Keegan] Can somebody tell me what the fuck is going on? 944 00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:40,938 Yeah, you're tripping balls, 945 00:48:41,072 --> 00:48:42,372 because you just had to drink the milk, okay? 946 00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:43,707 Fuck off. I wanted it. 947 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,542 We haven't eaten since fucking cereal. 948 00:48:45,675 --> 00:48:47,644 We're dressed to go to a goddamn play, 949 00:48:47,778 --> 00:48:49,746 and I think we can only cross... 950 00:48:56,888 --> 00:49:00,423 To wake from dreams you have to go... 951 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,527 Where machines can only hope to know. 952 00:49:04,162 --> 00:49:10,067 Where neither fish nor fowl nor iron horse 953 00:49:10,734 --> 00:49:12,502 covers the path of slithy course. 954 00:49:12,636 --> 00:49:14,939 Dude. Nice recall. 955 00:49:15,072 --> 00:49:16,274 Why didn't you tell us 956 00:49:16,439 --> 00:49:17,942 we were looking for a fucking moat? 957 00:49:18,341 --> 00:49:19,977 [Rich] The moat is the river. 958 00:49:21,946 --> 00:49:25,615 Okay, so swimming and flying is out. 959 00:49:25,749 --> 00:49:29,086 So, which bridge would be the slithy one? 960 00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:31,055 I thought it was a metaphor. 961 00:49:31,588 --> 00:49:33,925 We've been looking for a metaphor? 962 00:49:34,158 --> 00:49:36,493 Why the fuck are you keeping things from us? 963 00:49:36,626 --> 00:49:38,461 I thought it was just for me, okay? 964 00:49:38,595 --> 00:49:40,064 Can we just cross the damn river. 965 00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:41,765 Oh, I'd love to. 966 00:49:41,899 --> 00:49:44,969 And where exactly are we allowed to do that? 967 00:49:46,037 --> 00:49:47,939 Where machines can only hope to know. 968 00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:48,973 [sighs] 969 00:49:53,177 --> 00:49:56,379 [soft melodic music] 970 00:49:59,716 --> 00:50:01,518 Where are... Where are we going? 971 00:50:03,787 --> 00:50:06,423 Guys, stop... stop... 972 00:50:06,858 --> 00:50:08,592 Shit. 973 00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:14,798 [Rich] We've got to cross where only people can go. 974 00:50:14,932 --> 00:50:15,967 No machines. 975 00:50:16,533 --> 00:50:19,170 All right, so we... We take a rowboat. 976 00:50:19,736 --> 00:50:21,404 You got a rowboat? 977 00:50:22,273 --> 00:50:23,573 You'd go over to Belle Isle. 978 00:50:23,707 --> 00:50:25,343 I used to huff paint there freshman year. 979 00:50:26,310 --> 00:50:28,678 Oh, so you can access like 100% of your brain. 980 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:31,015 I wasn't planning on huffing paint now. 981 00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:36,020 I mean, there's a bridge that only people, you know... 982 00:50:37,255 --> 00:50:38,421 - But... - Pedestrian. 983 00:50:38,555 --> 00:50:39,924 Right. 984 00:50:40,057 --> 00:50:41,424 So, I'm saying we hop over the rocks to Belle Isle. 985 00:50:41,558 --> 00:50:43,060 Then we take the pedestrian bridge 986 00:50:43,194 --> 00:50:44,228 back to the city. 987 00:50:44,527 --> 00:50:45,629 That's it. 988 00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:48,765 So, we got to hop. 989 00:50:50,301 --> 00:50:51,501 [mutters] Fucked. 990 00:50:58,242 --> 00:50:59,643 [Peter] I'm Peter, by the way. 991 00:51:00,577 --> 00:51:01,845 [Standish] Standish. 992 00:51:02,812 --> 00:51:03,915 [Chris] I'm Chris. 993 00:51:04,814 --> 00:51:08,585 This is Dillon, Keegan, and Rich. 994 00:51:11,788 --> 00:51:13,690 What the hell is going on here? 995 00:51:14,892 --> 00:51:17,494 I mean, is there a show or what? 996 00:51:19,529 --> 00:51:22,900 I mean, have we walked across town? 997 00:51:24,068 --> 00:51:26,337 Trampled graves. 998 00:51:26,736 --> 00:51:29,673 Scaled tall buildings, 999 00:51:29,941 --> 00:51:32,877 and had Star Trek level goddamned arguments 1000 00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:38,615 with two dudes about lying for something or not? 1001 00:51:39,783 --> 00:51:41,818 I mean, I mean, are we the audience, 1002 00:51:41,953 --> 00:51:43,921 or are we the fucking actors, huh? 1003 00:51:45,022 --> 00:51:47,992 [yells] How about you fucking show yourselves? 1004 00:51:48,426 --> 00:51:50,460 [Dillon] Who are you talking to? 1005 00:51:50,727 --> 00:51:53,563 Fucking people doing this, Dillon? 1006 00:51:54,065 --> 00:51:55,498 The universe? 1007 00:51:56,267 --> 00:51:57,234 God. 1008 00:51:57,368 --> 00:51:58,635 Fuck God. 1009 00:51:59,502 --> 00:52:00,770 Jesus! 1010 00:52:02,006 --> 00:52:04,141 It's people doing this to us. 1011 00:52:04,942 --> 00:52:06,509 What about the girl from the theatre? 1012 00:52:06,944 --> 00:52:08,946 Not the one with the purple hair. 1013 00:52:10,181 --> 00:52:12,116 Why did she tell us that we couldn't help anybody 1014 00:52:12,249 --> 00:52:13,717 or get help from anyone? 1015 00:52:15,286 --> 00:52:16,486 [Dillon] It's a rule. 1016 00:52:17,855 --> 00:52:19,156 No, but like... 1017 00:52:19,957 --> 00:52:23,560 What did she tell you? Like, what reason did she give? 1018 00:52:25,196 --> 00:52:27,630 I... I can't say. 1019 00:52:28,598 --> 00:52:30,134 So, you're not supposed to say? 1020 00:52:31,202 --> 00:52:33,204 Well, yeah. 1021 00:52:34,804 --> 00:52:36,073 Or even say that? 1022 00:52:36,374 --> 00:52:37,241 Yeah. 1023 00:52:37,841 --> 00:52:40,077 Okay, Dillon. Can you say anything? 1024 00:52:40,478 --> 00:52:41,544 Well... 1025 00:52:41,879 --> 00:52:44,048 - I mean, not nothing. - But not anything? 1026 00:52:44,181 --> 00:52:45,082 Yeah. 1027 00:52:45,483 --> 00:52:47,485 So, tell me. 1028 00:52:47,784 --> 00:52:50,620 I just told you. I can't. 1029 00:52:53,690 --> 00:52:54,791 Okay. 1030 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:05,870 Why were you the one that was invited to The Show? 1031 00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,571 What are you trying to say? 1032 00:53:08,873 --> 00:53:12,742 I mean, I didn't get an invitation in my pocket. 1033 00:53:12,877 --> 00:53:15,346 So, how do I know you're not doing this? 1034 00:53:15,479 --> 00:53:17,547 Doing what? Getting us home? 1035 00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:22,053 Maybe there is no show! 1036 00:53:22,186 --> 00:53:24,255 There is a show, all right? We're in it. 1037 00:53:24,388 --> 00:53:25,688 It's happening right now. 1038 00:53:25,822 --> 00:53:27,291 What about the actors? Do you know them? 1039 00:53:27,425 --> 00:53:29,360 Actors are who you know, right? 1040 00:53:29,826 --> 00:53:31,162 Would you put them in one of your movies? 1041 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,297 One of your fucking films no one's going to see. 1042 00:53:34,831 --> 00:53:36,033 Fuck you, man. 1043 00:53:36,167 --> 00:53:37,801 People want to watch shit that makes sense, 1044 00:53:37,935 --> 00:53:39,136 not experimental crap. 1045 00:53:39,270 --> 00:53:41,005 You know, something that goes somewhere. 1046 00:53:41,138 --> 00:53:46,911 - Fuck... off. - Someone is doing this to us. 1047 00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:56,954 What aren't you telling us, man? 1048 00:53:58,688 --> 00:54:02,692 What the hell did you think the river was a metaphor for? 1049 00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:04,361 Just stop, okay. 1050 00:54:05,229 --> 00:54:07,231 I'm just trying to get us home. 1051 00:54:07,364 --> 00:54:08,731 So, we can get our stuff 1052 00:54:08,866 --> 00:54:10,468 and I can figure out my fucking life. 1053 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,103 Figure out your fucking life. 1054 00:54:12,236 --> 00:54:13,703 I'll tell you what you can do with your fucking life. 1055 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:16,140 All right, we're going to finish the school year. 1056 00:54:16,273 --> 00:54:18,476 All right, we're going to fucking drink. 1057 00:54:18,608 --> 00:54:20,077 We're going to fucking smoke. 1058 00:54:20,211 --> 00:54:22,246 We're going to do whatever we need to do 1059 00:54:22,379 --> 00:54:23,948 before we have to go off and be fucking... 1060 00:54:24,081 --> 00:54:26,484 That's not going to happen, okay, not anymore. 1061 00:54:26,616 --> 00:54:27,918 It's all fucked. 1062 00:54:28,552 --> 00:54:30,521 [Chris] What are you talking about now, Richie? 1063 00:54:30,653 --> 00:54:31,589 My life. 1064 00:54:32,256 --> 00:54:34,691 She knew about my fucking life. 1065 00:54:35,893 --> 00:54:36,994 [Keegan] Guys. 1066 00:54:37,294 --> 00:54:38,195 What? 1067 00:54:39,396 --> 00:54:40,364 Guys! 1068 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:53,310 [Dillon] It's The Show. 1069 00:54:53,944 --> 00:54:56,213 [soft tense music] 1070 00:55:05,322 --> 00:55:06,656 Are you in The Show? 1071 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,560 She knows the question. 1072 00:55:10,194 --> 00:55:11,694 And they're definitely in The Show. 1073 00:55:11,828 --> 00:55:13,597 I mean, look at what they're wearing. 1074 00:55:13,864 --> 00:55:14,764 [Dillon] What? 1075 00:55:15,032 --> 00:55:17,067 Like some kind of costume. 1076 00:55:17,201 --> 00:55:19,403 Like, they knew they'd be outside. 1077 00:55:19,537 --> 00:55:20,837 Why would they be on Belle Isle? 1078 00:55:20,971 --> 00:55:21,906 There's a million other ways they could go. 1079 00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:23,240 [Dillon] That's true. 1080 00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:27,844 Not supposed to have weapons. 1081 00:55:27,978 --> 00:55:30,080 This isn't a weapon. It's a hammer. 1082 00:55:31,048 --> 00:55:32,116 She's got a point. 1083 00:55:32,249 --> 00:55:33,918 Why are you dressed like that? 1084 00:55:34,485 --> 00:55:35,586 It's her birthday. 1085 00:55:35,852 --> 00:55:37,488 We're going to go out after The Show. 1086 00:55:38,022 --> 00:55:39,123 Happy birthday. 1087 00:55:39,890 --> 00:55:41,158 I'm 21 today. 1088 00:55:41,592 --> 00:55:42,493 [Chris] Oh, yeah. 1089 00:55:43,227 --> 00:55:44,962 Keegan, give me your flask. 1090 00:55:46,197 --> 00:55:47,097 All right. 1091 00:55:51,468 --> 00:55:52,369 Don't do it. 1092 00:55:55,372 --> 00:55:58,741 [flask clinks] 1093 00:56:00,777 --> 00:56:01,946 Uh... 1094 00:56:04,781 --> 00:56:06,217 Oh, God. 1095 00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:09,587 Are we surprised? 1096 00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:10,588 No. 1097 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,956 Then that was worth it. 1098 00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:14,358 - No. - Hell, no. 1099 00:56:20,698 --> 00:56:21,599 Thanks. 1100 00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:23,467 [Chris] You're welcome. 1101 00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:30,140 What are you... 1102 00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:35,980 [softly] Oh, Jesus, no. 1103 00:56:53,697 --> 00:56:55,765 Go on. Help yourself. 1104 00:57:02,139 --> 00:57:04,108 Where do you guys get the food from? 1105 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,581 We stole it from the back of a lady's car, 1106 00:57:10,714 --> 00:57:13,017 but she had a lot so it's... 1107 00:57:15,619 --> 00:57:16,654 [woman] okay. 1108 00:57:16,786 --> 00:57:18,055 Why, where'd you guys get yours? 1109 00:57:18,188 --> 00:57:19,690 [woman] We worked for it. 1110 00:57:20,124 --> 00:57:21,759 We came down the alley behind a convenience store 1111 00:57:21,892 --> 00:57:23,260 and saw this guy unloading boxes. 1112 00:57:23,394 --> 00:57:25,729 So, we carried them inside and loaded them for him. 1113 00:57:26,063 --> 00:57:27,797 He gave us food and water for the work. 1114 00:57:27,931 --> 00:57:30,034 So... barter. 1115 00:57:30,167 --> 00:57:33,836 It's not giving or getting help. Even exchange. 1116 00:57:35,406 --> 00:57:36,307 [Chris] Yeah. 1117 00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:40,810 Oh. 1118 00:57:45,482 --> 00:57:46,583 We have... 1119 00:57:48,619 --> 00:57:49,553 Mimosas. 1120 00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:52,089 - [soft chuckle] - [Dillon] Uh... 1121 00:57:52,222 --> 00:57:54,892 Anybody got a lighter? Matches? 1122 00:57:55,693 --> 00:57:56,560 I do. 1123 00:57:56,694 --> 00:57:58,028 [Dillon] Oh, thanks. 1124 00:57:59,029 --> 00:58:00,197 [Chris] Oh, shit. 1125 00:58:00,331 --> 00:58:01,565 I didn't know you still had that? 1126 00:58:01,699 --> 00:58:03,467 Yeah, I just, I didn't have any fire. 1127 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,935 They took it from me. 1128 00:58:12,376 --> 00:58:14,778 So, how come you guys are on Belle Isle? 1129 00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:16,580 It's the most direct crossing. 1130 00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:18,816 How'd you know? 1131 00:58:19,383 --> 00:58:20,850 We're in the biology department. 1132 00:58:21,251 --> 00:58:22,453 [Dillon] Not actors? 1133 00:58:22,886 --> 00:58:25,856 Actors? No, we're Potamologists. 1134 00:58:26,757 --> 00:58:28,058 We study the river. 1135 00:58:28,525 --> 00:58:29,560 We know this place. 1136 00:58:29,693 --> 00:58:30,861 It used to be a power plant 1137 00:58:30,994 --> 00:58:33,297 but now people come here to huff paint. 1138 00:58:33,831 --> 00:58:35,332 [chuckles] Yeah, that guy... 1139 00:58:35,999 --> 00:58:37,534 [Chris] Dude, what the fuck? 1140 00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:40,537 [soft tense music] 1141 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:45,976 Hey, Standish! Peter! 1142 00:58:47,177 --> 00:58:49,012 [calling] Guys! 1143 00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:51,248 There were two guys with us. 1144 00:58:51,648 --> 00:58:53,283 Not... with us. 1145 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,652 [calling] Peter! 1146 00:58:59,089 --> 00:59:00,524 They said they weren't in The Show. 1147 00:59:00,657 --> 00:59:01,692 [woman] Did you ask them? 1148 00:59:01,825 --> 00:59:03,093 Yeah, of course. 1149 00:59:03,227 --> 00:59:04,561 Standish told us to come through Belle Isle. 1150 00:59:04,695 --> 00:59:06,997 They would say that, wouldn't they? 1151 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:11,268 So, you guys haven't been following like any clues right? 1152 00:59:11,402 --> 00:59:14,037 Like riddles, symbols, shit like that? 1153 00:59:14,171 --> 00:59:15,239 [woman] There hasn't been anything. 1154 00:59:15,372 --> 00:59:16,540 Well, how about actors? 1155 00:59:17,074 --> 00:59:18,342 Not that we've seen. 1156 00:59:18,776 --> 00:59:20,077 Not that you've seen. 1157 00:59:21,445 --> 00:59:23,080 They still could be actors. 1158 00:59:25,282 --> 00:59:27,151 - Okay, come on, guys. - Yeah. 1159 00:59:30,821 --> 00:59:32,222 [mumbles] Fucking assholes. 1160 00:59:37,227 --> 00:59:39,630 - What the fuck was that? - I don't know. 1161 00:59:40,464 --> 00:59:42,132 [Keegan] We're being watched. 1162 00:59:43,033 --> 00:59:44,301 It's Schrodinger's cat. 1163 00:59:45,436 --> 00:59:46,837 It's a thought experiment. 1164 00:59:46,970 --> 00:59:48,705 I saw it in this movie, Coherence, right. 1165 00:59:48,839 --> 00:59:51,241 So, you put a cat in a box and you put poison in the box. 1166 00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:55,479 Now, statistically speaking, that cat is both dead and alive. 1167 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:57,514 However, when you open the box and you look inside 1168 00:59:57,648 --> 01:00:00,050 that cat is either dead or alive. 1169 01:00:00,184 --> 01:00:02,887 Dude, that's... No. 1170 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:05,456 And the acid just keeps talking. 1171 01:00:05,589 --> 01:00:08,091 No, dude, it makes total fucking sense, okay? 1172 01:00:08,492 --> 01:00:13,130 Look, The Show is like... It's like an escape room. 1173 01:00:13,664 --> 01:00:15,732 - Right? - Okay, I'll give you that. 1174 01:00:15,867 --> 01:00:17,134 We're in the box. 1175 01:00:18,302 --> 01:00:20,737 They are in the box. 1176 01:00:21,738 --> 01:00:23,173 So, right now, we're both dead and alive 1177 01:00:23,307 --> 01:00:24,775 until somebody looks in the box. 1178 01:00:24,909 --> 01:00:27,110 So, whoever put that poison in the box has to look. 1179 01:00:27,244 --> 01:00:29,780 It's them looking that creates one reality 1180 01:00:29,914 --> 01:00:31,081 or the other. 1181 01:00:32,316 --> 01:00:34,084 I's them looking that makes it real. 1182 01:00:34,218 --> 01:00:37,321 Fuck. Fuck. Okay, so... 1183 01:00:38,755 --> 01:00:41,525 If no one's watching us, we're dead and alive. 1184 01:00:41,758 --> 01:00:43,895 If someone is watching us, we're dead or alive. 1185 01:00:44,027 --> 01:00:47,464 We can't be both dead and alive, so someone is watching us. 1186 01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:50,601 Pretty much. Yeah. 1187 01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:54,371 And they're either the watchers or another cat. 1188 01:00:58,308 --> 01:00:59,510 Precisely. 1189 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:03,413 Please don't ask them if they are cats. 1190 01:01:05,849 --> 01:01:07,150 [Keegan] Hey... 1191 01:01:07,919 --> 01:01:09,186 Denim coat. 1192 01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:10,922 Yeah? 1193 01:01:11,154 --> 01:01:12,523 [Keegan] Do you know Andi? 1194 01:01:12,991 --> 01:01:14,091 Andrea Shah? 1195 01:01:15,058 --> 01:01:17,528 I feel like I met you one time at a party she had. 1196 01:01:17,996 --> 01:01:19,096 Do you know her? 1197 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:20,965 A little. 1198 01:01:21,365 --> 01:01:23,534 [Dillon] Is she okay. Like, have you seen her today? 1199 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,502 No. Why? 1200 01:01:28,071 --> 01:01:29,172 I just... 1201 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,676 It's nothing. 1202 01:01:40,985 --> 01:01:46,290 Listen, so you know the rules and we know the rules, so... 1203 01:01:46,423 --> 01:01:48,492 I guess we'll catch you on the flip side. 1204 01:01:48,759 --> 01:01:49,693 [Rich] You're leaving? 1205 01:01:49,826 --> 01:01:51,595 Don't you have something to tell us? 1206 01:01:52,362 --> 01:01:54,097 You're part of it, aren't you? 1207 01:01:56,066 --> 01:01:57,167 Pack it up. 1208 01:02:02,372 --> 01:02:04,141 Haven't you figured it out yet? 1209 01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:06,243 what The Show is? 1210 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:07,711 Just tell me. 1211 01:02:09,746 --> 01:02:10,814 I wish I could. 1212 01:02:12,616 --> 01:02:13,550 Good luck. 1213 01:02:15,519 --> 01:02:17,354 Just fucking tell me. 1214 01:02:20,223 --> 01:02:22,659 Who invited us to this, huh? Do you know? 1215 01:02:24,028 --> 01:02:25,128 Fuck! 1216 01:02:29,733 --> 01:02:31,535 Come on, we got a long way to go. 1217 01:02:35,238 --> 01:02:36,975 [Dillon] You know about this, Richie? 1218 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,308 Huh? 1219 01:02:38,977 --> 01:02:40,177 Because I feel like 1220 01:02:40,310 --> 01:02:42,379 there's something you're not telling us. 1221 01:02:44,715 --> 01:02:45,682 Fuck it. 1222 01:02:49,386 --> 01:02:51,221 [Keegan] She knew things about me. 1223 01:02:52,155 --> 01:02:53,657 The chick with the purple hair. 1224 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:55,726 And it's just weird things, 1225 01:02:55,860 --> 01:02:58,528 you know, like who my roommates are. 1226 01:02:59,496 --> 01:03:01,732 What I wrote for my French film thesis. 1227 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:04,501 Where I'm from. 1228 01:03:06,236 --> 01:03:07,337 Me too. 1229 01:03:08,739 --> 01:03:11,075 She knew about me and Andi's relationship. 1230 01:03:11,976 --> 01:03:15,712 Like, when it started, which is kind of fucked up, 1231 01:03:15,846 --> 01:03:18,415 because I was still kind of with this other girl 1232 01:03:18,548 --> 01:03:20,051 long distance and... 1233 01:03:20,751 --> 01:03:22,452 She even knew that she broke up with me, 1234 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:24,721 which happened like an hour before, 1235 01:03:24,856 --> 01:03:27,157 and I sure as shit didn't tell anybody. 1236 01:03:27,290 --> 01:03:28,425 [Rich] Andi? 1237 01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:30,327 Is it her doing this? 1238 01:03:31,129 --> 01:03:32,864 What? No. 1239 01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:36,767 I mean, I don't think so. 1240 01:03:38,970 --> 01:03:41,471 She said she would hurt her, Andi. 1241 01:03:41,973 --> 01:03:43,774 If I helped anyone but you guys. 1242 01:03:49,914 --> 01:03:51,415 [Chris] She... 1243 01:03:55,218 --> 01:03:56,620 She knew about my mom. 1244 01:03:59,222 --> 01:04:00,557 She told me... 1245 01:04:01,893 --> 01:04:04,862 I tried to get help or give help. 1246 01:04:06,964 --> 01:04:09,766 I would call her and tell her I got hurt in The Show. 1247 01:04:11,334 --> 01:04:12,703 Just to scare her. 1248 01:04:13,503 --> 01:04:15,272 What the fuck! 1249 01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:16,840 Yeah. 1250 01:04:17,741 --> 01:04:19,843 [Keegan] She told me she'd hurt you guys. 1251 01:04:20,510 --> 01:04:22,646 I mean, I thought she was joking, clearly. 1252 01:04:23,147 --> 01:04:24,048 I mean... 1253 01:04:24,648 --> 01:04:26,918 she was laughing when she said it, so like... 1254 01:04:27,651 --> 01:04:29,319 [Chris] How about you, Rich? 1255 01:04:31,755 --> 01:04:32,656 Rich? 1256 01:04:33,891 --> 01:04:35,492 - [whispers] Fuck off. - [Dillon] Richie? 1257 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,962 I got kicked out of school, okay. 1258 01:04:41,199 --> 01:04:42,299 [Dillon] When? 1259 01:04:44,801 --> 01:04:45,702 Yesterday. 1260 01:04:47,637 --> 01:04:49,573 My advisor called me in... 1261 01:04:51,475 --> 01:04:52,576 It's all done. 1262 01:04:54,578 --> 01:04:56,480 [soft chuckle] 1263 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,249 I don't, I don't fucking get it, man. 1264 01:04:59,984 --> 01:05:01,418 What the hell happened? 1265 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,820 Hmm? 1266 01:05:13,430 --> 01:05:14,531 The fuck. 1267 01:05:18,502 --> 01:05:19,770 I mean, really, man? 1268 01:05:21,705 --> 01:05:22,874 You're not going to tell something like that? 1269 01:05:23,007 --> 01:05:24,175 I mean, God dammit, 1270 01:05:24,307 --> 01:05:25,977 you supposed to be our best friend. 1271 01:05:28,045 --> 01:05:31,648 You say that we should stay home this Thanksgiving break. 1272 01:05:32,984 --> 01:05:34,284 Last hurrah, right? 1273 01:05:34,818 --> 01:05:36,921 And we're going to get fucked up with our friends. 1274 01:05:37,054 --> 01:05:38,355 We'll go to The Show. 1275 01:05:38,688 --> 01:05:40,690 You just didn't want to go home and face your parents, 1276 01:05:40,824 --> 01:05:44,361 because you are a giant fucking pussy. 1277 01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:47,631 Fuck you. 1278 01:05:53,971 --> 01:05:55,039 Fuck all this. 1279 01:05:59,509 --> 01:06:01,444 - [branch snaps] - [Keegan groans] 1280 01:06:01,578 --> 01:06:03,114 - Keegan? - [Chris] What happened, man? 1281 01:06:03,247 --> 01:06:06,516 - What happened? What happened? - Fuck, fucking... [groans] 1282 01:06:07,350 --> 01:06:10,520 [yells] Oh, God! [groans] 1283 01:06:10,654 --> 01:06:12,924 [Rich] Yo, sit down, sit down. 1284 01:06:14,025 --> 01:06:15,159 You okay, man? 1285 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:18,495 [groans] Dude, my fucking ankle, dude. 1286 01:06:19,096 --> 01:06:20,564 Ahh, I rolled the fuck out of my ankle. 1287 01:06:20,697 --> 01:06:22,033 I'm just going to look at it. 1288 01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:26,536 [gasps] 1289 01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:29,240 - We've got to wrap this up. - Yeah. 1290 01:06:29,372 --> 01:06:30,674 Do we have anything to wrap this up? 1291 01:06:30,807 --> 01:06:33,743 Yeah, yeah, I've got the blindfolds and... 1292 01:06:34,145 --> 01:06:34,979 Sticks. 1293 01:06:35,112 --> 01:06:36,113 You going to tie it? 1294 01:06:38,216 --> 01:06:39,516 Oh, yeah, this will work. 1295 01:06:39,649 --> 01:06:41,052 [Chris] You need help, man, or you got it? 1296 01:06:42,485 --> 01:06:44,889 [groans] 1297 01:06:46,257 --> 01:06:48,993 [breaths deeply] 1298 01:06:57,834 --> 01:06:59,669 [Rich] Come on, let's get you up. 1299 01:07:05,877 --> 01:07:10,314 ["The Thing That Kills" by Pickled Bones LLC] 1300 01:07:10,447 --> 01:07:12,316 Hey, was this on the map? 1301 01:07:12,917 --> 01:07:14,919 The map is not the territory. 1302 01:07:15,385 --> 01:07:17,121 Word is not the thing. 1303 01:07:17,454 --> 01:07:19,056 The menu's not the meal. 1304 01:07:19,756 --> 01:07:21,591 Smoke is not the fire. 1305 01:07:22,592 --> 01:07:23,627 This is not a pipe. 1306 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,297 ♪ Can't find my place anymore ♪ 1307 01:07:26,763 --> 01:07:28,165 ♪ I'm losing ♪ 1308 01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:34,138 ♪ Walking for miles My good leg is giving out ♪ 1309 01:07:35,505 --> 01:07:37,474 ♪ Tell me I'm dreaming ♪ 1310 01:07:37,607 --> 01:07:43,080 ♪ I need something To believe in ♪ 1311 01:07:46,850 --> 01:07:52,056 ♪ Down the rabbit hole I'm falling through ♪ 1312 01:07:53,925 --> 01:07:57,895 ♪ Till I'm on my way ♪ 1313 01:08:05,702 --> 01:08:09,839 ♪ You can lie to me Lie to them ♪ 1314 01:08:09,974 --> 01:08:15,346 ♪ But you better not Lie to yourself ♪ 1315 01:08:15,478 --> 01:08:19,951 ♪ What are you hiding There in the dark ♪ 1316 01:08:20,084 --> 01:08:25,156 ♪ Please don't be gone Too long ♪ 1317 01:08:25,289 --> 01:08:26,823 ♪ Find my way ♪ 1318 01:08:27,391 --> 01:08:29,093 ♪ Find my way ♪ 1319 01:08:29,793 --> 01:08:33,030 ♪ Find my way out ♪ 1320 01:08:33,898 --> 01:08:38,903 ♪ Fighting the chills The thing that kills ♪ 1321 01:08:40,404 --> 01:08:43,941 ♪ But it feels so good ♪ 1322 01:09:01,524 --> 01:09:03,427 ♪ Just one more ♪ 1323 01:09:03,693 --> 01:09:05,396 ♪ Just one more ♪ 1324 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:10,134 ♪ Just one more Can't feel anything ♪ 1325 01:09:11,801 --> 01:09:17,507 ♪ Let the music play My one request ♪ 1326 01:09:18,876 --> 01:09:24,848 ♪ The last thing I hear Before I die ♪ 1327 01:09:27,184 --> 01:09:29,120 Do you think they're watching us now? 1328 01:09:30,187 --> 01:09:31,155 What if they are. 1329 01:09:31,788 --> 01:09:32,857 What do you mean? 1330 01:09:33,858 --> 01:09:35,792 I mean why the fuck does it matter? 1331 01:09:36,293 --> 01:09:37,794 It always matters, man. 1332 01:09:40,597 --> 01:09:43,167 Hey, hold on a second, guys, I... 1333 01:09:44,301 --> 01:09:45,269 I need to stop. 1334 01:09:47,505 --> 01:09:48,973 [Keegan sighs] 1335 01:09:51,475 --> 01:09:52,776 No one was watching? 1336 01:09:53,743 --> 01:09:54,945 Like ever? 1337 01:09:57,014 --> 01:09:58,883 Whatever the fuck I wanted... 1338 01:09:59,716 --> 01:10:01,485 I mean, it might not be that different 1339 01:10:01,618 --> 01:10:03,254 than what I do now, but... 1340 01:10:04,121 --> 01:10:07,892 I can tell you... I am being watched. 1341 01:10:09,793 --> 01:10:10,895 I don't like it. 1342 01:10:13,297 --> 01:10:14,198 Not one bit. 1343 01:10:15,199 --> 01:10:16,167 Man... 1344 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,003 I'm so fucking sick of everyone 1345 01:10:19,136 --> 01:10:20,737 telling me how hard it's going to be 1346 01:10:20,871 --> 01:10:22,006 once we graduate. 1347 01:10:22,406 --> 01:10:26,343 Everything we have to do and get and be... like... 1348 01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,012 who fucking cares 1349 01:10:28,145 --> 01:10:30,514 what my life is going to be like once I'm out? 1350 01:10:30,948 --> 01:10:32,615 It's going to be mine. 1351 01:10:33,050 --> 01:10:34,684 I'm not going to have to give a shit 1352 01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:37,888 about people making me talk a certain way 1353 01:10:38,022 --> 01:10:39,890 or write a certain way. 1354 01:10:40,024 --> 01:10:42,026 I won't have to give a shit about doctor's notes 1355 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:45,329 or fucking late papers or fucking midterms. 1356 01:10:45,463 --> 01:10:48,365 [chuckle] I got busted for my fucking midterm. 1357 01:10:49,433 --> 01:10:50,901 My goddamn midterm. 1358 01:10:51,936 --> 01:10:53,736 Ten pages for English 1359 01:10:53,871 --> 01:10:55,306 that I couldn't give a shit about, 1360 01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:57,607 because I should have done it freshman year but... 1361 01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,910 no, I had to get high 1362 01:11:00,044 --> 01:11:03,613 and be all young blood balls out architect. 1363 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:07,017 It's bullshit. 1364 01:11:08,651 --> 01:11:10,888 I mean... me. 1365 01:11:11,288 --> 01:11:13,790 Howard Roark in "The Fountainhead." 1366 01:11:14,558 --> 01:11:15,725 Frank Lloyd Wright. 1367 01:11:15,860 --> 01:11:18,795 Me, Richard fucking Volkman bullshit. 1368 01:11:24,368 --> 01:11:26,237 You know, I got it from that asshole, Jerry. 1369 01:11:27,972 --> 01:11:30,241 Dumb shit roommate of yours. Sophomore year. 1370 01:11:31,308 --> 01:11:34,278 He sold it to me for 50 bucks and a brownie. 1371 01:11:36,413 --> 01:11:37,281 Well... 1372 01:11:37,948 --> 01:11:39,183 He got it from someone else 1373 01:11:39,316 --> 01:11:41,952 and... they run it through the system. 1374 01:11:43,454 --> 01:11:44,721 My life is ruined. 1375 01:11:46,090 --> 01:11:48,125 All for some shit I did to myself. 1376 01:11:51,028 --> 01:11:53,964 All the king's horses all the king's men. 1377 01:11:54,632 --> 01:11:57,401 - Fucking Jerry. - [Chris] Fucking Jerry, man. 1378 01:12:01,138 --> 01:12:02,373 Shit! 1379 01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:04,308 [man] Give me your fucking coat. I said give it to me! 1380 01:12:04,441 --> 01:12:05,943 Take it easy, man. 1381 01:12:06,076 --> 01:12:10,114 Give me the fucking coat, you little retard. 1382 01:12:10,447 --> 01:12:12,016 [tense music] 1383 01:12:16,786 --> 01:12:20,591 [both grunt] 1384 01:12:20,723 --> 01:12:22,193 - [grunt] - Shit. 1385 01:12:24,094 --> 01:12:25,828 - Richie! - [metallic clink] 1386 01:12:26,197 --> 01:12:29,699 [grunting] 1387 01:12:31,435 --> 01:12:32,802 Oh, fuck! 1388 01:12:35,239 --> 01:12:35,873 Oh. 1389 01:12:36,006 --> 01:12:38,175 [Rich grunts] 1390 01:12:38,309 --> 01:12:39,443 What the fuck. 1391 01:12:41,111 --> 01:12:42,079 [groans] 1392 01:12:42,513 --> 01:12:44,014 - [Dillon] Richie. - [groans] 1393 01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:47,717 Richie, is he dead? 1394 01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:50,853 [soft tense music] 1395 01:12:51,422 --> 01:12:53,790 He's... He's dead? 1396 01:12:56,527 --> 01:12:57,428 Yeah. 1397 01:12:59,196 --> 01:13:00,497 Oh, fuck. 1398 01:13:01,865 --> 01:13:03,400 - [Chris] Okay, so... - Ah... 1399 01:13:04,268 --> 01:13:06,170 What do we... What do we do now? 1400 01:13:13,743 --> 01:13:14,945 He's dead. 1401 01:13:16,547 --> 01:13:17,780 [splash] 1402 01:13:18,349 --> 01:13:19,782 Nothing to do. 1403 01:13:22,653 --> 01:13:24,955 Is there anything in the rules about killing someone? 1404 01:13:25,788 --> 01:13:28,425 I... I killed somebody. 1405 01:13:29,026 --> 01:13:31,128 [Chris] He was trying to kill Richie, man. 1406 01:13:31,595 --> 01:13:32,896 [Dillon] Yeah, but me... 1407 01:13:33,497 --> 01:13:34,797 I did it. 1408 01:13:35,466 --> 01:13:36,734 I killed him. 1409 01:13:36,867 --> 01:13:40,404 You had to do it. Okay? It, it was him or us. All right? 1410 01:13:40,537 --> 01:13:42,839 It, it could have been any of us. 1411 01:13:44,141 --> 01:13:46,310 [Keegan] I can't believe we killed someone. 1412 01:13:48,112 --> 01:13:51,548 [crying] Fuck. I can't believe we killed somebody, man. 1413 01:13:51,982 --> 01:13:53,783 I killed him. 1414 01:13:54,817 --> 01:13:55,986 Me. 1415 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,122 [Dillon sniffs] 1416 01:13:58,255 --> 01:14:01,892 [crying] I can't believe we fucking killed somebody. 1417 01:14:02,626 --> 01:14:04,194 [crying] 1418 01:14:04,328 --> 01:14:05,996 [Keegan] I can't believe we killed somebody. 1419 01:14:06,130 --> 01:14:07,898 I can't believe we fucking killed somebody. 1420 01:14:08,032 --> 01:14:09,832 Hey, hey, hey, look at me. 1421 01:14:09,967 --> 01:14:13,304 Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me, okay? 1422 01:14:13,704 --> 01:14:15,039 [soft grunt] 1423 01:14:16,206 --> 01:14:20,477 The show must go on. Right? Hey, hey, hey. 1424 01:14:20,810 --> 01:14:22,880 Hey. On with the show. 1425 01:14:24,048 --> 01:14:26,517 Show and tell. Okay? 1426 01:14:27,151 --> 01:14:28,485 It's showtime. 1427 01:14:33,057 --> 01:14:35,959 [Keegan cries] 1428 01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:40,431 [Chris] Show me the money. 1429 01:14:42,966 --> 01:14:44,535 Show me the ropes. 1430 01:14:47,204 --> 01:14:49,440 Ain't no business like show business. 1431 01:14:52,943 --> 01:14:54,278 Showdown. 1432 01:14:58,015 --> 01:14:59,383 - [cries] - I know. 1433 01:15:00,184 --> 01:15:01,352 One for the money. 1434 01:15:03,587 --> 01:15:05,022 Two for the show. 1435 01:15:06,790 --> 01:15:08,058 Show of hands. 1436 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,929 You've got plenty to show. 1437 01:15:20,738 --> 01:15:22,306 Greatest show on Earth. 1438 01:15:27,010 --> 01:15:28,479 The only show in town. 1439 01:15:31,682 --> 01:15:33,083 To show off. 1440 01:15:36,019 --> 01:15:37,287 Steal the show. 1441 01:15:41,492 --> 01:15:44,561 [Dillon cries] 1442 01:15:44,695 --> 01:15:48,065 Hey, hey. It's okay. 1443 01:15:48,499 --> 01:15:49,600 It's okay. 1444 01:15:52,102 --> 01:15:53,270 [soft groan] 1445 01:15:56,106 --> 01:15:57,307 [soft groan] 1446 01:16:03,714 --> 01:16:08,619 [soft music resumes] 1447 01:16:10,220 --> 01:16:11,288 [soft groan] 1448 01:16:11,922 --> 01:16:18,395 ♪ Don't hold me back I'm just what I want ♪ 1449 01:16:20,497 --> 01:16:24,168 ♪ Now I'm on my way ♪ 1450 01:16:25,669 --> 01:16:27,137 How many miles do you think it is 1451 01:16:27,271 --> 01:16:28,505 to get to school? 1452 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:30,909 I don't know, maybe a few. 1453 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:33,577 A few, no, it's at least several miles away. 1454 01:16:33,710 --> 01:16:34,645 [Dillon] Several? 1455 01:16:35,579 --> 01:16:36,713 How many is that? 1456 01:16:36,847 --> 01:16:37,815 Several is seven. 1457 01:16:37,948 --> 01:16:39,082 [Dillon] Seven? 1458 01:16:39,550 --> 01:16:40,517 No. 1459 01:16:40,651 --> 01:16:41,985 Several is at least eight or nine. 1460 01:16:42,519 --> 01:16:45,189 - Then what's ten? - Ten is ten, Dillon. 1461 01:16:45,722 --> 01:16:47,926 [Dillon] Okay, then how many is a few? 1462 01:16:48,192 --> 01:16:49,526 [Chris] A few is three. 1463 01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:53,697 No. Three is three, okay. A few is four or five? 1464 01:16:53,831 --> 01:16:55,432 No, a couple is two. 1465 01:16:55,566 --> 01:16:57,734 So, anything above that is a few. 1466 01:16:58,001 --> 01:16:59,536 Therefore, it's three. 1467 01:16:59,770 --> 01:17:01,472 So, when does it become several? 1468 01:17:01,605 --> 01:17:05,242 [Chris] I just said several is seven. 1469 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,978 So then, six is still a few? 1470 01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:10,814 No, man. 1471 01:17:11,048 --> 01:17:13,250 It'll take us exactly as many miles 1472 01:17:13,383 --> 01:17:15,352 as there are between where we are 1473 01:17:15,719 --> 01:17:18,422 and where we're going, to get there. 1474 01:17:18,789 --> 01:17:19,690 All right? 1475 01:17:21,592 --> 01:17:25,162 I got to find a bathroom. I need to take a look at this. 1476 01:17:35,839 --> 01:17:37,040 We see you. 1477 01:17:38,742 --> 01:17:40,244 It says, "We see you." 1478 01:17:44,515 --> 01:17:45,415 Okay. 1479 01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:48,385 The way I see it... 1480 01:17:49,152 --> 01:17:50,454 It's not what happened... 1481 01:17:51,154 --> 01:17:52,589 but how we feel about it. 1482 01:17:53,490 --> 01:17:54,424 Keegan. 1483 01:17:54,959 --> 01:17:56,059 No. 1484 01:17:56,660 --> 01:17:57,661 No, hear me out. 1485 01:17:58,897 --> 01:18:00,865 The real problem is feeling guilty about it. 1486 01:18:00,999 --> 01:18:02,132 We are guilty. 1487 01:18:02,867 --> 01:18:05,102 I don't know if that's necessarily true. 1488 01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:08,639 You've heard of the Trolley Problem, right? 1489 01:18:08,772 --> 01:18:10,507 Please don't. 1490 01:18:11,976 --> 01:18:13,143 You're driving a trolley. 1491 01:18:13,777 --> 01:18:18,315 On the tracks in front of you four people are tied down. 1492 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:22,586 Who the fuck thinks of these things? 1493 01:18:25,122 --> 01:18:25,990 But... 1494 01:18:26,557 --> 01:18:28,625 on the tracks just off to the side, 1495 01:18:29,660 --> 01:18:31,328 only one person is tied down. 1496 01:18:32,496 --> 01:18:36,833 Now... you can either stay on the tracks you're on, 1497 01:18:37,234 --> 01:18:40,437 and definitely kill four people, or... 1498 01:18:41,438 --> 01:18:44,575 you can switch tracks, and only kill one. 1499 01:18:46,911 --> 01:18:47,844 How about in here? 1500 01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:51,281 I guess. 1501 01:18:53,985 --> 01:18:56,453 Hey, yeah, there's no cameras. We're good. 1502 01:18:59,089 --> 01:19:01,124 [soft gasp] 1503 01:19:05,029 --> 01:19:06,129 Does it hurt? 1504 01:19:26,985 --> 01:19:28,185 [soft moan] 1505 01:19:34,892 --> 01:19:36,126 [soft moan] 1506 01:19:37,194 --> 01:19:38,128 [soft grunt] 1507 01:19:38,261 --> 01:19:39,496 [Chris] So, we... 1508 01:19:41,065 --> 01:19:43,300 never just going to leave this bathroom again? 1509 01:19:43,433 --> 01:19:45,036 We got to be close to home. 1510 01:19:45,402 --> 01:19:47,905 Don't have our keys... or stuff. 1511 01:19:48,372 --> 01:19:49,941 [Chris] They're probably back at the theatre. 1512 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:52,342 We should get back to the end of The Show. 1513 01:19:53,077 --> 01:19:56,948 You know, why don't I just use Find My Phone, to find my phone. 1514 01:19:57,381 --> 01:19:58,582 Fuck you, Keegan. 1515 01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:03,387 [Rich moans softly] 1516 01:20:04,989 --> 01:20:06,156 [soft moan] 1517 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,300 [soft moan] 1518 01:20:25,910 --> 01:20:28,211 Why didn't you just write the paper, man? 1519 01:20:30,048 --> 01:20:31,983 You're fucking smart, man. 1520 01:20:32,315 --> 01:20:33,717 You could have just written garbage 1521 01:20:33,850 --> 01:20:34,886 and got a D. 1522 01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:43,794 You fucked this up. 1523 01:20:46,329 --> 01:20:49,366 You... in one fucking whoop. 1524 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,904 One... stupid... 1525 01:20:53,837 --> 01:20:55,305 fucking decision. 1526 01:20:58,608 --> 01:21:00,144 You're self-destructive, man. 1527 01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:01,079 Fuck you. 1528 01:21:01,211 --> 01:21:03,447 No, fuck you. 1529 01:21:04,414 --> 01:21:07,350 And I mean that... sincerely. 1530 01:21:07,985 --> 01:21:11,321 You're not telling me anything I don't already know. 1531 01:21:14,125 --> 01:21:16,426 [Keegan] What are we going to do when we get home? 1532 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,661 Huh? 1533 01:21:18,662 --> 01:21:20,430 Play more video games? 1534 01:21:21,899 --> 01:21:23,400 More bong rips? 1535 01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:26,003 You know, people are going to ask us 1536 01:21:26,137 --> 01:21:27,771 what we did for Thanksgiving. 1537 01:21:30,174 --> 01:21:31,742 And what are we going to say? 1538 01:21:33,211 --> 01:21:34,311 Huh? 1539 01:21:36,114 --> 01:21:40,383 We're going to say, "Oh, Richie got kicked out of school, 1540 01:21:41,986 --> 01:21:43,286 and we went to a show 1541 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:46,991 where we fucking killed somebody." 1542 01:21:47,992 --> 01:21:49,493 [scuffling] 1543 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:56,666 We don't ever talk about that. 1544 01:21:59,003 --> 01:22:03,440 Not... one... word. 1545 01:22:06,309 --> 01:22:07,410 Right? 1546 01:22:11,983 --> 01:22:12,884 Right. 1547 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,929 [breaths rapidly] 1548 01:22:26,898 --> 01:22:28,331 It didn't happen. 1549 01:22:30,101 --> 01:22:34,371 The observation of something makes it real. 1550 01:22:35,739 --> 01:22:37,241 If a tree falls in the forest, 1551 01:22:37,374 --> 01:22:40,077 and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? 1552 01:22:40,211 --> 01:22:41,611 [Dillon] Well, it has to. 1553 01:22:41,946 --> 01:22:45,049 It happens whether someone's there or not. 1554 01:22:45,183 --> 01:22:46,550 Not really. 1555 01:22:48,186 --> 01:22:49,220 You see... 1556 01:22:49,954 --> 01:22:53,891 The tree actually can't make a sound, 1557 01:22:54,258 --> 01:22:59,529 because sound exists solely for someone to hear it. 1558 01:23:02,133 --> 01:23:03,567 No one there to hear it. 1559 01:23:04,568 --> 01:23:05,937 It didn't happen. 1560 01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:10,607 But the cat thing proves that we are being watched. 1561 01:23:11,042 --> 01:23:11,943 Okay? 1562 01:23:12,210 --> 01:23:15,046 Otherwise, we'd be both dead and alive. 1563 01:23:15,179 --> 01:23:16,513 Are we? 1564 01:23:18,782 --> 01:23:21,152 I don't believe there was any living witnesses 1565 01:23:21,285 --> 01:23:22,519 to that event. 1566 01:23:24,421 --> 01:23:25,722 If they were watching us then 1567 01:23:25,857 --> 01:23:28,425 they would have called the cops instantly, 1568 01:23:31,528 --> 01:23:32,729 but they didn't. 1569 01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:38,035 We walked through the city for miles, 1570 01:23:38,336 --> 01:23:40,670 and we haven't been picked up, 1571 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:45,408 because we didn't make a sound. 1572 01:23:48,112 --> 01:23:51,282 Jesus, man. That's cold. 1573 01:23:51,715 --> 01:23:54,151 Okay, that's a fucking cold way 1574 01:23:54,285 --> 01:23:57,454 of interpreting that particular tree falling 1575 01:23:57,587 --> 01:23:59,789 in that particular forest. 1576 01:24:05,729 --> 01:24:06,931 But I'm right. 1577 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,667 [Dillon] No. 1578 01:24:11,568 --> 01:24:14,305 No, no, that doesn't make sense. 1579 01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:17,641 None of this fucking makes any sense. 1580 01:24:18,808 --> 01:24:20,610 I just want to go home. 1581 01:24:23,214 --> 01:24:26,183 - I just want to go home. - [Rich] Just think about it. 1582 01:24:27,285 --> 01:24:28,986 Hey, hey. 1583 01:24:29,653 --> 01:24:32,589 Trust me. Hey. Hey. 1584 01:24:36,726 --> 01:24:37,895 You'll see. 1585 01:24:40,298 --> 01:24:41,198 I'm right. 1586 01:24:51,608 --> 01:24:53,144 Let's get the show on the road. 1587 01:24:54,078 --> 01:24:57,580 [soft tense music] 1588 01:25:23,174 --> 01:25:24,175 [sighs softly] Okay. 1589 01:25:29,779 --> 01:25:31,548 - [soft grunt] - Fuck. 1590 01:25:33,184 --> 01:25:34,085 Stop. 1591 01:25:53,837 --> 01:25:55,739 [window rattles softly] 1592 01:26:00,478 --> 01:26:01,578 [softly] Ow. 1593 01:26:03,613 --> 01:26:04,748 Watch it. 1594 01:26:55,933 --> 01:26:57,334 [Keegan] Where's everybody? 1595 01:26:57,567 --> 01:26:58,802 [Chris] I don't know, man. 1596 01:26:58,936 --> 01:27:01,005 It looks like nobody's been here in days. 1597 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:04,841 [sighs] 1598 01:27:05,876 --> 01:27:07,744 - [crash] - Hey. 1599 01:27:07,878 --> 01:27:10,580 What are you guys doing in here? School's out. 1600 01:27:10,915 --> 01:27:12,416 [Rich] We're here to see The Show. 1601 01:27:12,550 --> 01:27:13,817 [soft chuckle] You're early. 1602 01:27:13,951 --> 01:27:15,986 It doesn't start for another couple of weeks. 1603 01:27:16,987 --> 01:27:18,822 It's cool. You have a good night. 1604 01:27:22,893 --> 01:27:24,161 Yeah, you too. 1605 01:27:29,599 --> 01:27:31,135 [sighs] 1606 01:27:33,571 --> 01:27:36,307 [soft melodic music] 1607 01:27:37,674 --> 01:27:38,976 [thud] 1608 01:27:49,453 --> 01:27:51,222 [music gets louder] 1609 01:28:01,731 --> 01:28:04,667 [Dillon] Oh, my God! 1610 01:28:06,070 --> 01:28:07,905 Is this all there is? 1611 01:28:09,806 --> 01:28:13,043 [Keegan yells] Is there anybody out there? 1612 01:28:16,614 --> 01:28:17,847 There's no one. 1613 01:28:18,815 --> 01:28:20,151 [Keegan] There's just us. 1614 01:28:32,196 --> 01:28:32,829 Dillon. 1615 01:28:32,963 --> 01:28:34,764 I don't want to see... 1616 01:28:34,899 --> 01:28:36,300 It's okay, man, there, take it. 1617 01:28:49,846 --> 01:28:50,981 Keegan. 1618 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,021 [Dillon] Wait. 1619 01:28:58,189 --> 01:29:00,057 Whose things are these? 1620 01:29:01,192 --> 01:29:04,028 How many more people like us are still out there? 1621 01:29:04,827 --> 01:29:05,996 [Rich] Like us? 1622 01:29:11,801 --> 01:29:13,103 Maybe a lot. 1623 01:29:15,005 --> 01:29:16,106 Maybe no one. 1624 01:29:27,551 --> 01:29:28,452 Are... 1625 01:29:29,719 --> 01:29:30,853 we... 1626 01:29:31,622 --> 01:29:33,224 still in The Show? 1627 01:29:36,427 --> 01:29:37,394 I don't know. 1628 01:29:42,633 --> 01:29:43,901 Can we ever get help? 1629 01:29:45,636 --> 01:29:47,938 Everything they knew before is still true. 1630 01:29:52,576 --> 01:29:53,477 Before? 1631 01:29:54,578 --> 01:29:57,114 I just want to go home... 1632 01:29:57,780 --> 01:29:58,682 Now! 1633 01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:04,955 I don't want to see anyone or do anything. 1634 01:30:05,489 --> 01:30:09,059 Or say anything. 1635 01:30:10,928 --> 01:30:12,229 [Keegan] Guys. 1636 01:30:12,663 --> 01:30:14,064 The party... This weekend. 1637 01:30:14,198 --> 01:30:16,533 We told everyone... 1638 01:30:19,703 --> 01:30:21,038 We were drunk. 1639 01:30:22,539 --> 01:30:23,907 Can we call it off? 1640 01:30:25,943 --> 01:30:27,344 - Richie? - No. 1641 01:30:30,014 --> 01:30:31,215 They'd ask why. 1642 01:30:34,885 --> 01:30:36,353 And what would we say? 1643 01:30:40,790 --> 01:30:42,159 The house burnt down? 1644 01:30:44,628 --> 01:30:45,863 It wouldn't be a lie. 1645 01:30:47,965 --> 01:30:52,802 I... I just want to go back in time. 1646 01:30:55,239 --> 01:30:59,176 Back... is not an option. 1647 01:31:02,546 --> 01:31:03,447 [Chris] Why us? 1648 01:31:06,116 --> 01:31:07,817 Why any of us? 1649 01:31:10,254 --> 01:31:11,555 Because they could. 1650 01:31:14,325 --> 01:31:15,359 [sniffs] 1651 01:31:15,993 --> 01:31:17,261 [sighs] 1652 01:31:19,763 --> 01:31:21,298 And what about The Show? 1653 01:31:22,032 --> 01:31:23,233 The Show? 1654 01:31:26,370 --> 01:31:27,871 We are The Show. 1655 01:31:29,839 --> 01:31:34,211 It's all one big fucking show. 1656 01:31:41,018 --> 01:31:42,353 It's just us. 1657 01:31:46,023 --> 01:31:50,394 [many people talking and laughing] 1658 01:31:57,868 --> 01:32:00,204 [people laughing] 1659 01:32:02,172 --> 01:32:03,307 Oh, my God. 1660 01:32:04,441 --> 01:32:06,143 - [woman 1] Get the door. - [woman 2] No. I got it. 1661 01:32:06,276 --> 01:32:08,145 [woman 1] Jesus Christ. 1662 01:32:08,278 --> 01:32:10,214 - [laughing] - Oh. 1663 01:32:10,347 --> 01:32:13,250 Uh, we've got an invitation. Nine o'clock. 1664 01:32:37,007 --> 01:32:39,576 Of course. Step this way. 1665 01:32:40,677 --> 01:32:42,012 Welcome to The Show. 1666 01:32:42,146 --> 01:32:46,150 ["The Ones You Love" by Pickled Bones LLC] 1667 01:32:49,987 --> 01:32:53,257 ♪ What have you done ♪ 1668 01:32:53,390 --> 01:32:56,059 ♪ What did you know ♪ 1669 01:32:57,094 --> 01:33:03,600 ♪ Perhaps it was that they Expected you to grow ♪ 1670 01:33:03,734 --> 01:33:07,571 [background chatter] 1671 01:33:08,405 --> 01:33:11,074 ♪ Don't want to be The instigator ♪ 1672 01:33:11,208 --> 01:33:14,845 ♪ Got to keep your hands clean ♪ 1673 01:33:15,646 --> 01:33:22,052 ♪ How would I know if you spent The whole day lying to me ♪ 1674 01:33:25,389 --> 01:33:29,293 ♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪ 1675 01:33:29,426 --> 01:33:32,496 ♪ It gets harder everyday ♪ 1676 01:33:32,629 --> 01:33:35,934 ♪ No matter what it is you say ♪ 1677 01:33:36,066 --> 01:33:40,304 ♪ Leave a mess For the world to see ♪ 1678 01:33:41,038 --> 01:33:47,711 ♪ I know, I know, I know It happens to everyone ♪ 1679 01:33:59,056 --> 01:34:02,726 [music becomes chaotic] 1680 01:34:08,732 --> 01:34:13,732 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1681 01:35:48,832 --> 01:35:51,468 [soft melodic music] 115064