All language subtitles for The Conners S02E05 Nightmare on Lunch Box Street 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 x264-TrollHD_track3_[eng]

Ah, I see you moved my desk
over by the window.

Great.

Now if I want
to jump out,

I don't have that long walk
across the office

to change my mind.

Yeah, I just thought

for, you know,
the time being,

it'd be better if we don't
look at each other,

you know, because of
your lying eyes.

I want you to know that
this is killing me, alright?

I've been crying
for the last 24 hours.

Every time I think about
what I did, I feel sick.

Oh, hey, look, I know
this is hard on you, too.

Can I get you a cup of tea,
an aspirin,

maybe somebody to sleep with
behind my back?

Tea sounds nice.

I am not
getting you tea!

Look, this is
really hard.

I-I just don't know
what I'm supposed to do

to make things better.

You can't, okay?

So, let's just focus
on the work.

Great.

Okay.

Here. This needs
to be rewritten.

Wait. I turned this in
last week.

You said
it was fine.

Yeah, that was
last week.

But now it's lacking
honesty, truth,

integrity,
morality, loyalty.

Alright, I think we have
two options here --

you can either
beat up on me all day

or we can
get some work done.

Ooh, I'm an excellent
multitasker.

I'll just quit.

Hey, you know what?

I thought I was handling this
pretty well, okay?

This guy --
he got cheated on,

threw his wife's prosthetic leg
in the Chicago River.

Sure, but if
you read further,

you'll see
that he forgave her,

and now they're currently out
shopping for a new leg.

Oh!

Guess what
I just saw!

Better not be another baby
dressed as a Chicago dog.

This was
a lot of work.
Ohh.

There's so much stuff on it,
you can barely taste the baby.

Aww.

No,
I was walking past

the Chinese place
that used to be the Lunch Box,

and I saw a "for lease" sign
in the window.

They're going
out of business!

Well, I'm happy
you're finding joy

in the fact
that a nice family's dreams

have been crushed.

Boy, did you need
a win.

The point is, the Lunch Box
is for lease.

I mean, those were
the best years of my life.

Would it be crazy
to open it up again?

Are you really
considering that?

Yeah, I've been
searching for something

that's gonna
make me happy,

and -- bam! -- I saw
the "for lease" sign,

and it hit me.

I've been looking
to the future for answers,

but all my happiness
is behind me.

We all thought
you knew.

And it came to me

that you've got all this
restaurant experience now,

so you could
help me run it.

Seriously?

Yeah. We would get
the whole family involved.

That's what made it
so wonderful to begin with.

We all got together,
and we had one purpose --

to make Roseanne happy.

And now it would be
to make me happy.

If it works,
I could be my own boss.

That would make things
so much easier.

You could bring
Little Bev to work.

Oh, my God, we could put her
on the hostess stand

and make her
the hostess.

When a baby says
there's a 20-minute wait,

you don't get mad.

It's a baby.

They'll be lined up
around the block,

everybody waiting
to make me happy.

You have enough money
to open a restaurant?

Yeah, I got
a chunk put away.

I made a lot
as a trucker,

and then there's the money
I got from that settlement

when my boob got stuck
in that elevator door.

Well, we'll do
a deep dive on that later.

Uh, but if
I hear you correctly,

you're gonna be
putting in all the money

and taking
all the risk.
I am.

Well, I'm in!
Oh! Good!

Aaaah!
Whoo!

"The Conners" is filmed

in front of
a live studio audience.

Hey,
you're home early.

You can
watch your own kids,

and I can take
some me time.

I could
read a book,

write a letter
to an old friend,

or, better yet,
drink beer

and watch that video of
the monkey washing the cat.

I had to get out
of the office.

It's really hard
to be around Ben now.

Why?
What happened?

I slept with David and Ben
at the same time.

All together?

No.

Separately.

Better.

Still not good.
What were you thinking?

David wanted to
get back together,

and I didn't know
who to pick.

And then
David dumped me.

Ben found out
about David.

Then Ben dumped me, too,
and now Ben hates my guts.

Aw, honey,

of course
he hates you.

I-I knew it was wrong
to play two guys,

but I just couldn't
find a way out of it.

It's so true
what they say --

it's hard out here
for a pimp.

Yeah, this is
a tough one.

You may not
be able to fix this.

Please
don't say that.

I love Ben.
I have to fix this.

Oh, I'm sure
he still loves you.

You don't get over that
overnight.

Just try
and remind him

of why you guys
were so great together.

I mean,
we'd rip on each other

until one of us
took it too far,

and then
we'd have sex.

Hmm.

Your mom and I
liked pie.

Hey, you guys.

Mary wanted to show you
her princess costume

before
the Halloween parade.

I'm not
a princess.

I'm a queen.

Yeah, you are.

Your Majesty.

You know, a bunch of stores
on the block

are giving out candy.

You have
any Halloween treats?

Uh, we really don't
do anything special.

How about if I get you
vanilla ice cream

and yell "Boo!"?

I'll take one, too,
but no "Boo."

I mean, even if I know
it's coming,

I'll scream
a little.

That lady
is staring at me.

It's 'cause
you're so pretty.

I just had to tell you --
she is so adorable.

Thanks.
Have a nice day.

It's great,
what you're doing.

I mean, if more people adopted,
it'd be a better world.

I'm not adopted.
He's my dad.

Well, of course he is,
sweetheart.

You're a doll.

Happy Halloween.

I want to go.

Sure you don't wanna wait
for your ice cream?

No.

Sorry.
Uh, we gotta go.

Mary.

Becky.
This is James.

He's the real-estate agent
I was telling you about.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

So, James,
what you got for us?

Well, I did the research on
the old Lunch Box property --

I don't know
if Jackie told you,

but she and I dated

back when I first got
my real-estate license.
Oh.

Yeah, this guy right here.

A lot of keys
to a lot of empty properties.

Fun for a while.

You know,
it might have been nice

to throw in a dinner
every now and then.

Ooh, yeah.

You're right.

Well, why don't
I take you to dinner

and we'll catch up
on old times?

Well,
the thing is, James,

I'm still dealing
with a pretty bad breakup.

I got cheated on.

They say that
time heals all,

but they don't say
how much time,

you know,
in emotional years.

Oh, my God,
my baby's in college.

Can we get on
with this?

Right.

Well, I was unable to find
the terms of the lease,

so we'll just have to
contact the property owner,

which would be...

Beverly Harris.

No.
That's my mom.

No.
That's old info.

She used to own the place,
but she sold it a long time ago.

Mm, nope.

As of today,
she still owns it.

Say what, now?

If that's true,

she's been collecting
rent checks this whole time

while crying poverty
and living with you.

My God, that's horrible,
even for her.

Finally!
Somebody else gets it.

When you see me on the news
smiling and covered in blood,

you'll go, "Oh, okay."

Hey. How was
the parade?

It was okay.

Hey, Mark, why don't
you and Mary go upstairs

and play for a few minutes
while I talk to your mom?

I haven't vacuumed
in a few days,

but sure,
I can have company.

She didn't seem
all that thrilled.

Something happen?

This woman at Casita Bonita
was staring at her.

She didn't think
Mary was my kid.

Ah, that really sucks,
Deej.

But you are
pretty white,

kinda like
Casper the stupid ghost.

Friendly ghost.

Yeah, I know
what I said.

You just gotta
remind Mary

that it doesn't matter
what other people say.

She's a Conner, and the only
opinions that matter

are the ones
in this family

and the ones
in her heart.

Wow.

How come I never got
good advice like that?

I just got,
"You're a little freak,

so get used to it."

No, that's what
you heard.

What we said was,
"Don't be surprised

if people think
you're a little freak."

It just makes me
so mad

when people don't think
I'm part of this family.

They don't stare
when my mom's around.

You can't stop people
from staring.

When I first noticed
people staring at me
for wearing skirts,

I got this big speech
from my mom

about how I should
celebrate my differences

and be the bigger person.

Did you do that?
Did it help?

Yep. And nope.

It still hurts.

Great.

But what does help
is when I stare back at them

with this big,
scary smile.

Really?

Yeah, it makes them
all freaked out.

I just stare back
until they have to look away,

like this.

Alright.

"Ripped" Van Winkle
is calling it.

Halloween
is officially over.

After 9:00, it's just
stoned teenagers wearing parkas.

Not a costume.

Uh, I still don't get
your costume.

You're just Becky?

No.

I'm Becky
before the baby.

I took your advice,

and I have been thinking
about all the things

that made me and Ben
so great together.

We both love
to verbally spar

and we both like
dark humor,

so I just ordered him
a pair of boxing gloves

and a copy of
"Fargo."

Cool.

I'm gonna miss Ben.

What?

Here's a rule of thumb
for a meaningful gesture --

you have to get your ass
off the couch

in order to do it.

I'm lost here.

I usually have
the moral high ground.

The view
from down here sucks.

Look,
you cheated on him.

It's gonna be hard
for him to trust you.

You just have
to find a way

to show him that
he is the only man in your life.

So, basically,
I have to kill David?

I'm not telling you
what to do.

But, yeah, something
romantic like that.

♪ Ah, do-doo,
doo-do-do-doo-do ♪

Aaah!

I didn't expect
to see you there!

You almost gave me
a heart attack!

You can't be attacked by
something that you don't have.

Well, now I know
I'm in the right place.

You lied to me,
Mother.

You still own
the Lunch Box.

You've been collecting
rent from it for years.

I let you move in here because
you told me you had nothing.

I didn't want to
tell you about it

because I wanted
to be able

to leave something
for all of you when I go,

especially for you, Little Bev!

But you're
never going to die.

You're just
going to change form!

Well, we want to
leave something

for everybody, too,
Grandma,

which is why
Jackie and I

want to re-open
the Lunch Box.

Oh,

the Conners
and their dreams.

If your mother and Jackie
couldn't make it work,

what makes you think
you can?

I have a lot
of great ideas.

Oh, sweetie,

I know you're
doing better right now,

but, really,

you're an alcoholic.

Look, I was trying
to be nice, ya old bat,

but now I am changing
my baby's name.

What was
Dad's mother's name?

Oh, you wouldn't dare name
your baby after that lunatic.

Audrey.
Audrey!

Before you do
anything drastic,

you should know that anything
to do with the Lunch Box

is not
my decision anyway.

What are you
talking about?

My mind isn't as a sharp
as it used to be.

The other day, I forgot
the password to my phone.

I thought it was "phone,"
but it was "password."

At any rate,

I gave power of attorney
to Darlene.

She makes all
my financial decisions.

Darlene?!
You what?!

What?!
I'm your daughter.

I'm the one who should be
making all of your decisions!

If I'm afraid to make
bad decisions,

why would I want you
to make them?

I can't believe
Darlene didn't tell me.

Alright, that's it.

Pack your bags.

Get the hell
out of my apartment.

I don't care if you
live on the street.

Jackie.

Where on Earth is
all this coming from?

Come on.
Come on.

Becky, Audrey.

And I'm warning you --

you better not be here
when I get back.

I'm never
speaking to you again.

Well, someone has got to help me
get my suitcase down!

Alright,
but after this,

I am never
speaking to you again.

Hey.
Trick or treat.

If you're not here to work,
I don't need the interruption.

Sorry. I-I had
something to show you

that can't wait
until tomorrow.

So, actions speak
louder than words, right?

These are
my divorce papers,

and I'm gonna sign them
right here in front of you.

Excuse me.

Y-You weren't divorced?

You were still married

the entire time
we were together?

I didn't mention that?
I'm sure I mentioned that.

I was planning
a future with you.

You don't think
it's important to tell me

that you're still
married?

Look, I-I didn't even
see David for nine years.

I didn't think of myself
as married.

I was too busy
raising my kids on my own,

working, trying to
scratch out a living.

You're really playing
the single-mom card?

It depends.
Is it working?

No?
Okay. Look.

Here, here,
I-I'm signing it.

Uh, this is not
a sign of anything.

I really want
to do this.

Don't you have
one working pen here?

Oh, you're right.
It's all my fault.

Look, I-I-I'm trying
to make things right here.

It certainly
can't be a bad thing

that I'm
getting divorced.

Here.

Okay.

I guess it does say something
that you dumped him

and are now
divorcing him.

You know,
you're probably gonna enjoy

hearing the most humiliating
part of all of this.

David actually dumped me.

He dumped you?

So -- So, you didn't
choose me.

You were left with me.

Oh, no.
No, no, no.

I-I went to
the couples therapist

to break up with him,
and then --
You went to
a couples therapist?

So, what,
you were trying to fix it?

What if I kill David
as a romantic gesture?

Hello, Darlene.

May we have
a minute of your time?

Um, if this
is an intervention,

I don't drink
that much,

and my sex addiction seems
to have cleared up on its own.

Uh, ever since
you were a kid,

I've considered you to be
the most level-headed

and honest person
in the Conner family.

I'm hurt by that.

But, actually,
so did I.

Where is this going?

Why didn't
you tell me

that Bev gave you
her power of attorney?

She told you that?

She swore to me on her life
that she wouldn't.

And you
believed her?!

She's a liar!

What has
happened to you?

You're hiding
an affair,

and now you're hiding
this from me?

No.
This is different.

I was trying to do
the right thing

for an old woman.

Plus, I was a single mom
with two kids

trying to scratch out
a living.

Alright.
Never mind.

I-I-I was wrong.
I should have told you.

Okay. I'm willing to give you
the benefit of the doubt.

You just sign the Lunch Box
over to me,

and then, uh, Becky and I
can re-open the restaurant.

Well, why do you want
to re-open the Lunch Box?

It didn't work
the last time.

It's gonna be
different this time.

I'm gonna help
Jackie run it.

Since I got sober,
my smarts have kicked back in.

Yeah.
So, you look exhausted.

Just write me a note saying
you're turning it over to me

and then sign it and date it
and -- and then go to bed.

W-- I can't do this
right now.

I-I have to
think about it.

There's nothing
to think about.

The Lunch Box
belongs to me.

Um, no.

The Lunch Box
belongs to all of us,

and I have to think about
what's best

for the whole family.

No, I've put up
with that horrible woman

my entire life,

attacking me and tearing me down
every chance she got --

"You're not good enough.

What'd you do
with your hair?

You walk like a man."

Well, she won't
be saying that

when I'm carrying her
cheap casket to the incinerator.

I've earned this,
Darlene.

Okay, look,
I-I'm not saying no, alright?

I-I just have a responsibility
to do the right thing,

and I'm not gonna make
a decision

while I'm half-asleep
and being pressured.

Don't talk
to them, Darlene.

They're insane.

Oh, and I'm moving in.

O-kay.

Uh, not speaking to you,

and until you do
what's right,

you're dead to me,
Darlene.

I would storm out,
but I live in the basement.

It's just
you and me now.

I so hope
you're haunting me.

Please be your ghost.

I'm living here now!

What the hell
happened?

Jackie is mad at me, so
she put me out on the street.

Then why aren't you
out on the street?

Oh, Dan,
since you're up,

would you go in the kitchen
and get me a glass of water

for my teeth?

How can you take down
your prey without your teeth?

So, I'm a predator
of some sort now?

Not a predator.
The Predator.

Oh?
From the movie.

Oh, I've never
seen that.

We'll have to
watch it together.