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Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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You'll be starring in Moulin Ru.
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♪ Moulin Ru ♪
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♪ Start your engines ♪
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♪ Moulin Ru ♪
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Jorgeous.
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There was a disconnect
from what your body was doing
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and what was on your face.
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Bosco.
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You could have gone
so much further with it.
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Lady Camden.
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I totally knew who you were.
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Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.
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Jorgeous, shantay you stay.
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Bosco. If you have
the gold bar,
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you will be safe.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Bosco, you are safe
to slay another day!
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Mm.
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Oh, there's no lipstick message.
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I've just been saved
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by the most
splendiferous candy bar
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in existence.
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I feel so crazy,
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but I feel like
I'm supposed to be here.
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I am supposed to be
on this couch.
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I got the golden chocolate bar.
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Come on, chocolate.
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Holy fuck.
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Yay, Bosco.
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It sucks for the rest of us,
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because now immunity
is out the door.
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I feel like Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory
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all in one.
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Like, what?
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I was kind of unhappy
when Bosco gets immunity,
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because what else
is it gonna take
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to get these bitches
out of here, you know?
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And it's, like,
getting frustrating.
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This is a lot.
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It's a lot.
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Bosco, how did you feel
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about all of us
saying your name?
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Who should go home tonight?
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I would have to say Bosco.
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- Bosco.
- Bosco.
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- Bosco.
- I would have to say Bosco.
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I would have to say Bosco.
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But if you wanna
talk about track record,
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she was in the bottom
three times in one episode.
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Was it a surprise
that everybody said my name?
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After hearing what
the judges had to say,
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I'm not delusional.
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I'm not out of touch
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with, like, what
had happened on the stage.
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The lady asked you
to say a name,
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so you have to say a name.
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Literally every person
in this building
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told me to go home,
and I didn't,
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and that's really funny.
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I do wanna say congrats, baby.
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Thank you.
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I know, like, we had a moment,
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and, like, I am fully willing
to take responsibility
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for a lot of that moment.
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It was both of us, though,
you know what I mean?
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Like, we both should share
the weight of that argument.
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I was being a brat as well.
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I am nothing
but very, very happy
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and pleased for you.
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I'm sure at this point,
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Bosco is gunning
for some redemption
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as she was almost sent home,
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but we all are right now.
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It doesn't matter
if you just won
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or you almost went home.
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We are so close to the finale.
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Smell the chocolate.
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Smells like victory.
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There's so many distractions
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as we get closer
and closer to the crown.
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You have to focus on that crown.
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And the journey continues.
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Continues.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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and a grand prize of $100.000,
powered by Cash App.
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With extra-special guest judge,
Dulcé Sloan.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
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♪ Best drag queen win ♪
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- It's a new day!
- Helloteous.
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It is another day
in the werkroom.
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Even though there's
seven girls here right now,
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we are so close to the finale.
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It's like I'm edging right now.
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Can you say that?
I don't know.
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Jorgie, Jorgie-porgie.
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I think it's safe to say
that you definitely are
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the lip sync assassin
of the season.
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Yeah.
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How do you feel
about that, DeJa?
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Well, it wasn't an official
title,
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so I don't really give a fuck.
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Because RuPaul said
I am, darling.
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Apparently there is
a lip sync assassin among us.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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She said you could be.
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All right.
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Your application
is pending, DeJa.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Ladies, we've got company.
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Please give a warm
Drag Race welcome
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to the president
of Anastasia Beverly Hills,
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Norvina.
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Yes, girl.
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Ladykins, thanks to Norvina,
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this is your lucky day.
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For the first time
in Drag Race herstory,
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I'm giving you the chance
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to paint my face.
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What?
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Girl, what?
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There's no way in hell, bitch,
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that RuPaul is gonna
let us paint her face.
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Girl, are you serious?
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Norvina, my dear, after you.
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Now, queens, walk this way.
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No, really.
Walk this way.
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Ladies, uncover your eyes.
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One, two, three.
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Oh, my God!
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So for today's mini-challenge,
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you need to paint my mug
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and the face
of the beautiful Dolly Parton.
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Paint your face, honey.
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See, this makes
a lot more sense.
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Using several coats
of many colors,
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inspired by the new
Anastasia Beverly Hills
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Norvina lilac palette,
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you'll be recreating
the incredible mural
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by artist Gus Cutty
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located in Asheville,
North Carolina.
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Now, queens, I need you
to break into two teams,
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a team of three
and a team of four.
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Well, that was easy.
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DeJa, Jorgeous, Angeria,
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you'll be painting my face.
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- Yes!
- Ooh, yes!
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Lady Camden, Willow Pill,
Daya Betty, and Bosco,
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you'll be painting
the face of Dolly Parton.
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Yes!
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Gear up. You've got
30 minutes to create art.
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Ready...
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set...
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paint for the gods.
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Okay, bitches.
Light colors down first.
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We're gonna get this set wet,
honey.
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I will use this brush.
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All right, I'm giving you
shades, guys,
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I'm giving you shades.
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- Dimension.
- Yes!
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Oh, my God!
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- Jorgeous!
- Oh, my God!
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Jorgeous with
this ginormous brush
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looks like a little hamster
in a cartoon, just...
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We have seven minutes
to finish her highlights!
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Aah!
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Put some more mascara
on her eye, bitch.
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Oh, my God, you're making her
look like such a drag queen.
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Eew.
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I am snatching this nose down.
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She can't even breathe
how pinched it is.
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That nose.
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It looks like
if a hot dog had a butt.
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Bitch...
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Bitch, I don't know what's
going on with this nose. Unnh.
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But I think we won.
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Queens, we're back!
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And we're scared.
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One, two, three.
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- What do you think?
- Whoa!
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Watching RuPaul's face...
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, well, you got
my wooden teeth right.
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I think we've seen enough.
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The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...
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Team Dolly.
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You've each won $1.500 worth
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of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics.
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And queens, thank you all
for trying my new palette.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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My queens, for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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we're having
a good, old-fashioned roast.
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And the guest of honor
is our very own...
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Ross Mathews.
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Since bursting
onto the national scene
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as the hilarious intern
on The Tonight Show,
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Ross has become America's
sweetheart, bestselling author,
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and one of my favorite people
on the planet.
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This week, your job
is to rip her to shreds.
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Lady Camden, Willow,
Bosco, and Daya Betty,
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you won the mini-challenge,
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so you get to assign
the order of the roast.
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Ooh!
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best drag queen win!
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Bitch, this is gonna be
the worst challenge.
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Like, I'm a pendeja.
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I'm not good
at writing down jokes.
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I'm gonna be
in so much fucking trouble.
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Yes!
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Come on, roast.
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Is anyone terrified
of this challenge?
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- I'm terrified.
- Very.
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I am terrified.
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Our maxi-challenge this week
is the roast of Ross Mathews.
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And because Team Dolly
won the mini-challenge,
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we get to set up
the order of the roast.
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So the four of us
get to decide the order.
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Yeah!
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I do wanna say I would
like to make everybody,
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like, somewhat comfortable
in this.
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I don't wanna bone anybody.
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Before we break off,
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do you all have anything to say?
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I would prefer
not to go first or last.
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Somewhere in the first half.
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I would love to go second,
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if that's an option for me.
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Your applications are pending.
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We'll get back to you
in six to eight weeks.
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Let's go have
a little team huddle.
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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But at the same time,
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as long as I get the spot
that I want,
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I do not care
where anyone else goes.
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I'm putting my foot down.
I want Saltine.
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I know the first and last spots
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are always the least favorable.
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I don't want either.
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I'm okay with kind of anything,
just not opening.
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After last week's shenanigans,
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I'm not trying to start a fight
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over any sort of spot
in the roast.
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I'm more than willing
to be a team player.
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I'm okay with opening.
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It doesn't seem like
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anybody's chomping at the bit
for that one,
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and after last week,
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I'm playing it a little bit
less conflict-heavy.
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Look at us!
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I'd be okay with going third.
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It's a little shady,
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but I would like
to go after Jorgeous,
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because I feel the least
confident in her set.
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But she could blow us away.
I have no idea.
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I mean...
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we'll see.
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00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,993
Uh, mm, well, I don't know.
263
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:38,196
Like, I want to be
in the middle.
264
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,698
Like, dead middle.
265
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,867
What about five
and Angie's four?
266
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,968
- Sure.
- Okay.
267
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,937
How do you feel
about sixth or seventh?
268
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,238
It's you and DeJa.
269
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,307
But DeJa said
she doesn't want to.
270
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,875
- But...
- Fuck that shit.
271
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,043
If you want to go sixth,
go sixth
272
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,244
and put DeJa last.
273
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,379
I'm just wondering
if I'm capable of, like,
274
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,747
bringing it home, you know?
275
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,483
If I go last, then I have
to be really fucking funny,
276
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:02,521
and if I don't go last,
then I'm playing it safe.
277
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,389
I have that weird butterfly
feeling in my stomach,
278
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,592
where it's like, eee.
279
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,726
Do it, you know what I mean?
280
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,194
Like, move towards
your discomfort?
281
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,462
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
282
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,231
I need to continue
to sort of push myself
283
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,666
off of that scary ledge,
284
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,735
because whenever
I don't do that,
285
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,104
I just fade into the background.
286
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,406
I'm gonna go last.
Fuck it.
287
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,687
- Okay, baby.
- All right, do it.
288
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,078
Oh, they're back.
289
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,479
What's the tea, sugarfoot?
290
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,848
Okay, Bosco's going to open.
291
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:30,916
- Werk!
- Perfect.
292
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,184
Miss Jorgeous
will be going second.
293
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,318
Oh, my God, yes.
294
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,553
Thank you all,
thank y'all, thank y'all.
295
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,887
Willow will be going third.
296
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,991
- Angie's next, so fourth.
- Okay.
297
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,093
I will be going five.
298
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,161
- DeJa will be going sixth.
- Okay.
299
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,930
And Cam will be going last.
300
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,298
Yay!
301
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,966
There is no room for complaints.
302
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,502
Nobody set you up.
Everybody got what they wanted.
303
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,804
If you suck, you suck.
304
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,740
Sucks to suck,
as my grandma used to say.
305
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:58,810
Okay, now time to change
my diaper and start writing.
306
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,412
Yay!
307
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,482
Roasting the Ross.
308
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,752
The roast of Ross.
309
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,488
Willow, how are you feeling
about all of this?
310
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,392
Oh, my God.
311
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,498
I've never done a roast before,
312
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,968
and it is just
a whole 'nother ballpark.
313
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,438
You have to tell lots of jokes,
314
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,006
have all of them land,
315
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,176
and make sure that
you're not the joke at the end.
316
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,344
Okay, how do you like this one?
317
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,379
Ross, I like to imagine
you and Carson
318
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,447
are secretly in love.
319
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,848
But since you're both
loose bottoms,
320
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,184
you have sex by leaning against
opposite sides of the couch
321
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,453
and running backwards.
322
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,389
Wait. What?
323
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:49,228
With a roast, there's a lot
of potential for embarrassment.
324
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,265
- How you doing?
- Bad.
325
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,400
Girl, I feel you.
326
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,968
Like, I literally
don't even know how to begin.
327
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:57,969
What do your notes say?
328
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,705
"Thank you, Angeria."
329
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,376
Oh, my God.
330
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,444
By the way, you guys,
331
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,045
this is a roast,
so no holds bar.
332
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,047
Go for the jugular.
333
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,148
Yeah.
334
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,149
Or all my chins.
335
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,221
DeJa is just such a fun person.
336
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,689
She's probably gonna deliver
something pretty great,
337
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,159
as long as she doesn't
veer into dad joke country.
338
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,828
I kind of wanted to do,
like, something dumb.
339
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,497
Like...
340
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,667
if Ru, Ross, and Michelle
were in a girl group,
341
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,502
it would be called
Destiny's Adopted Child.
342
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,938
Huh?
343
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,473
You have some work to do.
344
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,576
It's not that
the joke's not funny.
345
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:42,547
I mean, I'm just
kind of not laughing.
346
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,151
Well, then I guess that means
the joke wasn't funny.
347
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,221
But...
Yeah, the joke wasn't funny.
348
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,926
- Hello!
- Oh, hello!
349
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,129
- Hi, Bosco.
- Hi.
350
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,797
It's time to meet
with the comedy coaches.
351
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,866
We're gonna find out
if any of my jokes are funny.
352
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:01,867
Dulcé Sloan is here.
353
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,368
- Hi!
- Hello!
354
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,737
She will help us
through our journey.
355
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,439
Okay, and it's gonna be
a journey.
356
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,674
Have you done a roast before?
357
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,143
I've done a lot of,
like, hosting gigs.
358
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,778
Well, you're kind of
a shady bitch.
359
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,346
Kinda.
360
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,115
Shady bitch. What a great
foundation to be on.
361
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,684
- So let's get started.
- Okay.
362
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,687
My name is Bosco,
and I'm still here.
363
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,756
Last week,
I had the dubious honor
364
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,291
of being told
by every competitor
365
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,426
that I should go home.
366
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,795
Cool.
367
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,997
That's observational
and it's cute,
368
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:35,000
but if it's not funny enough
369
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,003
and then you follow it up
with deadpan "cool,"
370
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,205
it's not gonna work.
371
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,474
There's no punchline
to that joke.
372
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,508
Gotcha.
373
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,876
And the first thing
Michelle said,
374
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,645
that you were a shady bitch,
I didn't get shady bitch.
375
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,748
I have a very dry
sense of humor,
376
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,150
and sometimes dry sense of humor
377
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,953
does not always read
to everybody.
378
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,189
But let's talk a little bit
about your career, Ross.
379
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,991
Leslie Jordan walked
so you could prance.
380
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,159
Um...
381
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,694
Oh, I get it.
382
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,262
It's a roast.
383
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,531
Make this bitch Boston Market.
Like, roast.
384
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,532
Gotcha.
385
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,900
And also, you're opening this.
386
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,569
- You chose to go first.
- I did.
387
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,670
- You chose to go first?
- You chose to go first.
388
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,405
- I did.
- Why?
389
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,208
I have a lot to prove
after last week.
390
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,476
You know, last week,
Ru said "Who should go home,"
391
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,378
and they all chose Bosco.
392
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,480
- Everybody chose you?
- Everybody chose me.
393
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,382
You better come out here
with guns blazing.
394
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,784
That's what it has to be
right now.
395
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,853
There are things in here.
396
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,354
Be funnier, be deliberate.
397
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,355
- Yes.
- Okay.
398
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,190
Let us know what
you're here to do.
399
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:37,128
If they want bigger punchlines
and they want more meat,
400
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,263
where's the meat?
401
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,264
I will give them the meat.
402
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,066
Hey, Willow.
403
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,068
Let's hear what you got.
404
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,236
RuPaul, it's no secret
405
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,071
you're a little intimidating
to us queens,
406
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,840
but to curb my fear of you,
I have to remember
407
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,408
that all of your talent
and creativity
408
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,177
has gone into smash hits
409
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,315
like Christmas Cookies
and Christmas Cookies 2.0.
410
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,018
The first part of it's too long.
411
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,120
- Say it again.
- It's no secret
412
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,622
you're a little intimidating
to us queens,
413
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,523
but to curb my enthubia...
Ugh, sorry.
414
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,791
To curb my fear of you...
415
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,827
I just wanna introduce
the phrase to you
416
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,195
"economy of words."
417
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,530
Get to the funny
as soon as you possibly can.
418
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,732
- Succinct.
- Okay.
419
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,134
Succinct. Yeah. College.
420
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,938
My comedy is rambling absurdity,
421
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,675
but the setup that usually works
for the roasts
422
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,176
is like setup, joke,
punchline, boom.
423
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,746
Move on. Next, next,
next, next, next,
424
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,949
and that is not easy
to do at all.
425
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,051
All right, Angie,
let us have it.
426
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,487
Well, all right.
Now that nap time is over,
427
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,790
I am here
to wake y'all bitches up.
428
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,125
- Okay.
- Okay.
429
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,328
You got us.
We're ready.
430
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,462
- Hey!
- I'm up!
431
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,865
I'm coming in loud
and in charge,
432
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,533
and just doing what Angie does.
433
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,635
When I think of the name
Ross Mathews,
434
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,304
I think of motels:
435
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,205
always open and filthy as fuck.
436
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,841
Always open and...
437
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,244
And filthy as fuck.
438
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,480
Cool? Okay, keep going.
439
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,682
- Eh.
- It's all right, it's all right.
440
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,883
- Eh!
- It's all right.
441
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,884
- Well, hey, we getting there.
- Eh!
442
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,652
Okay. Okay.
443
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,255
Ross, you have a fabulous job.
444
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,025
I mean, I know people that
would kill to work on this show
445
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,760
and be the understudy
for Carson Kressley.
446
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,796
That's cute.
447
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,197
- Hey, there we go. That's one.
- I like that one.
448
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,332
- That's cute.
- Okay.
449
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,766
Like, well, as long as I'm
450
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,168
getting a little giggle
out you, girl,
451
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,938
I feel good about
what I have cooking.
452
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,175
Daya, are you excited
for this challenge?
453
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,409
I am terrified
for this challenge.
454
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,877
Are you?
455
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,014
I don't have any reads
for Ru right now.
456
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,048
Okay, quick note.
457
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,450
Do not tell us
what you don't have,
458
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,118
because it makes us feel
like you're unprepared.
459
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,686
What do you have?
Start with that.
460
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,921
Okay.
461
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,224
So, now, girls, I want you
to look at Michelle.
462
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,728
This is what a man in a wig
is supposed to look like.
463
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,895
Okay.
464
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,531
I am thinking, oh, God,
this is awful.
465
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,001
She's gonna hate it.
This is not gonna go well.
466
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,203
Who is your doctor?
467
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,705
That way, when the money
starts coming in,
468
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,440
I know who to stay away from
469
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,708
if I'm gonna get
cosmetic surgery.
470
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,577
That's funny.
471
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,645
- Okay, perfect.
- That's funny.
472
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,382
But then she starts chuckling,
she starts laughing.
473
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:14,019
Ross Mathews, you're so gay,
your favorite candy is PrEP.
474
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,288
That's funny!
475
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,523
So that's all the jokes
you have written.
476
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,059
That's all I have as of now.
477
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,360
Hey, you got some funny jokes.
478
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,496
So now go write some more.
479
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,431
- Well, hello!
- DeJa!
480
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,099
Baby, baby!
481
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,200
So let's see what you've got.
482
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,603
All right, so Daya
is the person before me.
483
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,506
So Daya looks like what
a five-year-old would draw
484
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,875
if a five-year-old
would draw Bigfoot.
485
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,311
- Mm-mm.
- No.
486
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,579
- Mm-mm.
- Okay.
487
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,214
Michelle, this hair
is everything,
488
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,482
but I will say
489
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,118
you officially look like
Pepe Le Pew's asshole.
490
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,488
Okay. Is that funny?
491
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,790
Is that funny?
492
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,294
I was, like, I thought it was.
493
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,497
What joke would you think
is the strongest
494
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,866
that you would use
as your opening joke?
495
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,034
Um...
496
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,504
Which one...
What are you laughing at?
497
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,605
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
498
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,074
I'm literally just
trying to figure out
499
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,975
what was my funniest joke.
500
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,043
And you should know that.
501
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,712
Was the Bigfoot one funny?
502
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,047
- No.
- Not really.
503
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,515
Not really. Okay.
504
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,384
I will work on that.
505
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,186
Okay, but what you do need
are funny jokes.
506
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,088
Yes.
507
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,691
It's gonna be the roast
of DeJa Skye.
508
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,961
- Hi, Lady Camden!
- Hello!
509
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,697
Let us hear what you've got,
and we'll guide you.
510
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,599
There before the grace of gays,
Michelle Visage.
511
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,000
A lot of people
don't actually know
512
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,802
that you are a talented dancer,
513
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,971
because you are not.
514
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,208
Yes, I am!
515
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,943
No, Michelle,
you have two left feet.
516
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,778
They have left your body
completely.
517
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:49,714
Yes.
518
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,716
That is fucking hilarious.
519
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,118
You like that?
520
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,221
Am I a comedian?
521
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,423
Ross Mathews, you are so gay
522
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,258
that when I shout "Hello"
into your asshole,
523
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,428
it echoes back gayer.
524
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,763
Can't you just say,
525
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,900
"You are so gay that
even your farts have a lisp?"
526
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:09,968
Right. Ha-ha-ha!
527
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,336
Succinct, to the point.
528
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,104
Yep. When you try
to make something work
529
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,273
that's not working, that's when
you put too many words there.
530
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,544
You got this, and you got
some funny stuff there, Camden.
531
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,713
- Helloteous.
- Okay.
532
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,047
Bitch, you're painted.
533
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,916
Thank you for
the cheap seats always.
534
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,418
Yes, and Michelle, you know
you're always painted, too.
535
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,888
- Always, Jorgeous.
- Okay.
536
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,955
Okay, thank you
for the compliments.
537
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,436
- Let's hear your jokes, baby.
- Okay.
538
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,260
Oh, my God, I am honestly
539
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,296
so nervous about
sharing my material.
540
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:43,034
I met Ross Mathews one time
at a club that I work at,
541
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,103
and this bitch
was twerking everywhere.
542
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,138
And all I could think was,
543
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,009
"Why does it smell like
45 ounces of bounce that ass?"
544
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,411
45 ounces...
545
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,380
Of bounce that ass.
546
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,582
- I'm glad you're laughing.
- Okay.
547
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,583
- Mm-mm.
- Really?
548
00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,851
Not funny.
549
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,053
When I'm giving you any
amount of bouncing that ass,
550
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,254
it's a good day for everybody.
551
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,289
- Okay.
- I'll take it.
552
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,290
So let's go back on that joke.
553
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,291
- Yes.
- Okay.
554
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,625
Ross was so fucked up.
555
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,428
She was twerking everywhere,
and, bitch, it stunk.
556
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,996
Like, it smelled.
557
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,165
Are you telling me that
because the ass was bouncing,
558
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,401
I am getting an aroma of anus?
559
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,037
- Yes, exactly.
- Okay.
560
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,874
- Can we hear more?
- Yes.
561
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,909
Ross Mathews, it's so good
562
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,712
to see you lose all that
weight and the baby.
563
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:35,687
People have very serious
feelings about losing babies.
564
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,188
Oh, okay.
565
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:42,493
So you might wanna stay away
from any of that.
566
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:43,995
Like, he gave birth to the baby.
567
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,363
That's what I was
trying to do, think of.
568
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,864
Oh, well, this is how
you say it.
569
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,567
Ross, it's so amazing
that you lost all that weight.
570
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:50,802
How's the baby?
571
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,303
- How's the baby? Okay.
- Ha, yes.
572
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,439
What else do you have for Ross,
because this is a roast of Ross.
573
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,241
Honestly, this is all
I have right now.
574
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,775
Jorgeous!
575
00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:01,479
You can't be afraid
to make jokes.
576
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,647
They just have to be funny.
577
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,250
Okay. Okay.
578
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,552
Honestly, this challenge
is, like, so difficult.
579
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,854
I don't see myself
as a funny person.
580
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,756
- You gotta let that go.
- I know.
581
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,124
When you're talking
to your friends, do they laugh?
582
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,592
- Yes.
- Yeah?
583
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,028
You know you sit up and badmouth
bitches all the time
584
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,630
when you're sitting there
with your best homegirl.
585
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,931
That's how you talk to Ross.
586
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,600
And you turn that into a joke.
587
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:23,569
Write it down.
588
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,836
Okay.
589
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,672
Ugh, I just guess I need
to add that Jorgeous flair,
590
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:30,408
even though they've been
telling me for weeks to add it,
591
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,143
and I still
haven't figured it out.
592
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,413
And it's just, like, come on.
593
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,984
- Hey.
- Oh, she's back.
594
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,353
- What's the tea?
- It was fucking awful.
595
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,388
Really?
596
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:44,922
And I'm just over it
at this point.
597
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,491
I don't know what to do.
598
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,993
Um, yeah.
599
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,529
They were like,
just talk with your homegirls,
600
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,764
like how you talk
with your homegirls.
601
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,532
I'm like, okay, like,
602
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,401
that was obvious,
you know what I mean?
603
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,770
But, like, whatever happens
happens at this point.
604
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,772
Honestly, I don't care.
605
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,707
Jorgeous, don't give up, sister.
606
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,142
I know.
607
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,711
Sometimes Jorgeous
is super confident
608
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,880
and is ready to slay all of us.
609
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,482
Other times,
she's totally in her head
610
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,618
and kind of checking out
of the competition.
611
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,422
Right now,
she just can't give up.
612
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,723
You are a superstar.
613
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:22,027
Bitch, not after
this fucking shit.
614
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,900
- Good morning!
- Oh!
615
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,868
Time to roast a bitch!
616
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:35,340
Today's maxi-challenge
is the Ross Mathews roast.
617
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:38,209
I love him,
but I'm gonna read him.
618
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,946
So we have to roast and bake
at the same time.
619
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,748
Going into this roast,
620
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,017
I'm way more excited
than I thought I was gonna be.
621
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,819
So funny, Lady Camden.
622
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,721
You are a genius.
623
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,122
What?
624
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,058
I am tapping into this kind of,
like, humorous side of me,
625
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,827
and I'm feeling like my wings
626
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,762
are starting to kind of
expand a little bit.
627
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,230
Maybe I'll just keep
writing stuff down
628
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:00,999
as I'm gluing my eyebrows.
629
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,737
Bosco, you get to open
the show, darling.
630
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,839
- I do get to open the show.
- Are you feeling confident?
631
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,006
I like my set.
632
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,542
It feels really tight
and put together,
633
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:14,379
and I pride myself
on being very tight.
634
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,247
What about you, Miss Thing?
635
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,917
Yesterday they seemed to get
my humor, which was good.
636
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,919
I only had half of my set,
637
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,924
so hopefully the rest of my set
is just as good, if not better.
638
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:27,959
What about you, Jorgie-Porgie?
639
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,294
Oh, girl, I feel awful.
640
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,562
You feel awful?
641
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:34,999
I'm not excited about
this challenge whatsoever.
642
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,068
I'm trying my best,
643
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,837
and, like, lately my best
hasn't been good enough.
644
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,739
I feel like y'all
got it so together, though.
645
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,776
It's really intimidating,
not gonna lie.
646
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,478
Remember how you felt during
that Lip Sync Lalaparuza
647
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,013
where you were like,
I'm not bothered?
648
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,415
I'm not going anywhere.
649
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,883
Like, try to find that.
650
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,885
I can't figure it out.
I really can't, you know?
651
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,920
It's definitely an
"easier said than done" thing.
652
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,188
Yes.
653
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,824
Honestly, I'm just
not confident going into this.
654
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,426
Like...
655
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,063
Lip syncing is something that
I do not wanna have to rely on,
656
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,134
but if it comes down to it,
girl, I'm ready.
657
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,271
I'm gonna be laughing
at everything,
658
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:14,772
even if it's not funny,
659
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:18,109
and I expect the same
from my sisters.
660
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:22,113
I was at the bottom day one,
and I progressively got better.
661
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,215
I have won a challenge, Yay-ya!
662
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,083
I have a top multiple times.
663
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,952
I deserve to go
to that next level.
664
00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:30,221
It's so close.
Like, I just...
665
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,591
It's right there,
so tangible I can taste it.
666
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,094
Can I see that extra
spongy-sponge?
667
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,429
Yeah, you're gonna have
to definitely wash it,
668
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,564
because it's, like,
old and gross.
669
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,733
- Whoa.
- I know.
670
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,569
What is this?
671
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,638
This looks like you had,
like, a third testicle
672
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:50,274
that you, like, cut off
and then handed it to me.
673
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,143
That thing is disgusting.
674
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,344
It's the risk of it all.
675
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,712
What is that?
676
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,348
- Fuck him.
- Hey, beggars can't be choosers,
Bosco.
677
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,518
- Absolutely not!
- Beggars can't be choosers.
678
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:19,604
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
679
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:23,341
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
680
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,977
- Yes, bitch.
- Yes.
681
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,645
Wow, wow, wow.
682
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,548
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
683
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,849
Michelle Visage.
684
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,351
Now, how do you like your roast?
685
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,921
Gluten-free and vegan with
a side of spotted dick, please.
686
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,589
Yum!
687
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,593
And our man of the hour,
the hilarious Ross Mathews.
688
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,596
Ross, will you be having
the roast tonight?
689
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,098
Sure, but would
you tell the chef
690
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,933
I like my roast well done?
691
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,968
Burn!
692
00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:53,304
Welcome, Dulcé Sloan!
693
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:56,707
Now, I hear the roast
started yesterday.
694
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,076
You call it a roast.
I call it tough love.
695
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,513
This week,
we challenged our queens
696
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,016
to show off their comedy chops
697
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:09,220
at the first-ever
Ross Mathews roast.
698
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,789
Racers, start your engines,
699
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:14,560
and may the best drag queen win.
700
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,462
Live from Television City
in Sylmar,
701
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:22,133
it's the Ross Mathews roast.
702
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:26,003
First up, Bosco.
703
00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,371
Jesus, thank you.
704
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,173
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
705
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:34,445
Welcome to the roast
of the legendary Ross Mathews.
706
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,915
Before we get started,
I do wanna take a moment
707
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,917
and talk about myself.
708
00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,018
Oh!
709
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,920
So last week
I had the legendary honor
710
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:47,391
to be told to go home by each
and every one of my competitors,
711
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:51,262
everyone on the panel,
and by RuPaul.
712
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:52,430
I have been told to go home
713
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,665
more times than Ross
at White Party.
714
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,803
I have been told to go home
more times than Michelle
715
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,305
every time she visits the UK.
716
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,141
I have been told to go home
more times than RuPaul
717
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,844
when she tells her record
company she has a new song.
718
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,015
I understand the critiques.
719
00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:13,551
You're tired of the bras,
you're tired of the corsets.
720
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,319
You wanna see versatility.
721
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,389
I'll show you versatility
when Willow passes a drug test.
722
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,658
- Oh, shit.
- I'll show you versatility
723
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,660
when Jorgeous wins
an acting challenge
724
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,962
and passes a drug test.
725
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,099
RuPaul, you are so old
726
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,767
that when you say
that you were vers,
727
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,370
you mean you were
both hunter and gatherer.
728
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:38,476
And Ross, the man of the hour,
the reason for the season.
729
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,379
When you say that you were vers,
no one believes you.
730
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:45,716
But for real, I adore you.
731
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,852
Ross is not a top.
732
00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:49,553
He's a blouse.
733
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:54,892
I'm gonna go ahead
and bring on our next girl.
734
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:56,861
If you hated my corsets,
735
00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,529
I'm sure you're gonna love
her swimsuits.
736
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,664
Okay.
737
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:00,698
It's Jorgeous.
738
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,836
Hi, you nasty bitches.
739
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:09,273
You know, RuPaul, I thought
I was gonna be competing
740
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,742
with succulent, decadent,
gorgeous queens.
741
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:15,746
Instead, I'm getting
a linebacker,
742
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:16,947
Lurch,
743
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,216
and the Crimson Chin bitch.
744
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,286
Speaking of linebackers,
hi, Michelle.
745
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,788
Ooh!
746
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,293
I just wanna say it's so crazy
747
00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:32,463
to think that your plastic
surgery is older than me.
748
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,533
I didn't have any, but okay.
749
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,968
I just also wanna say RuPaul,
it is so crazy
750
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,105
that I've known about you
ever since I was in diapers.
751
00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,573
Now you're the one in diapers.
752
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,675
It's funny 'cause it's true!
753
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:48,747
I could smell it, girl,
I could smell it.
754
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:55,386
Now, the most nastiest bitch
of the hour, Miss Ross Mathews.
755
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,887
Helloteous. Good morning.
756
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,056
- Hi.
- Oh, my God, you're so gay
757
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,358
that your asshole
sounds like a turkey.
758
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,027
Blblblbl.
759
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:06,063
It's so good to see you
lose all that weight.
760
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,331
How's the baby?
761
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,775
Surprisingly, Jorgeous
has, like, good energy up there.
762
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,577
I just wanna bring
onto the next stage...
763
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:24,215
I mean, I just wanna bring...
764
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,185
But Jorgeous' roast is not good.
765
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:31,222
I just wanna bring to the stage
the gremlin of the season,
766
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,690
Miss Willow Pill.
767
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,693
Thank y'all very much!
768
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,328
Everybody give it up
for Jorgeous.
769
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,764
- Yes!
- She really tried her darnedest.
770
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,334
You know, the judges
are always saying
771
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,236
Jorgeous was born for drag.
772
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,570
She's also gonna die for it.
773
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:48,706
Because RuPaul's
gonna sacrifice her
774
00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,407
for seven more years of life.
775
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,443
All that's gonna be left
776
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,678
is the world's tiniest
sequined bra.
777
00:31:56,848 --> 00:32:00,050
I think what I love most
about the cast is the diversity.
778
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,520
We have Bosco,
779
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,055
who looks like the child
of Kurt and Courtney,
780
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,825
Daya, who looks like the child
of Ozzy and Sharon,
781
00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,193
and we have Camden,
782
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:11,395
who looks like the child
of a brother and sister.
783
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,633
You fucking bitch!
784
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,034
But enough about
these hooligans.
785
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,402
I wanna talk about these judges.
786
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,371
Michelle, you pride yourself
787
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:23,941
on being a singer,
an actor, and a dancer,
788
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,010
and only three of those
are a lie.
789
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,748
On to the man of the hour,
790
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:34,118
Carson Kressley's arch nemesis,
Ross Mathews.
791
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,353
That's me.
792
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,256
Truly you are
a very, very handsome lesbian.
793
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,526
It took me about five years
to realize
794
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,528
you and Fortune Feimster
were different people.
795
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,530
Oh, my God!
796
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,098
That's my roast, but I'm
gonna bring up our next guest.
797
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:50,734
She combines the grace
of Diana Ross
798
00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,937
and the beauty
of Rumpelstiltskin.
799
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,839
Give it up for Angeria!
800
00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,076
Well, hello, everybody.
801
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,511
- Oh, hello.
- All right.
802
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,112
Well, now that nap time is over,
803
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,681
I'm here to do what I do best,
804
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:04,849
and that's read a bitch.
805
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,383
- Ooh!
- All right.
806
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:07,718
Now, wait a minute.
807
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,421
Now, let's start with our
beautiful panel of judges.
808
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:14,992
Mama Ru, in drag, you are like
the supermodel of the world.
809
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,495
But outta drag, you are like
the superintendent of schools.
810
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,165
Bitch, half the time,
I don't know
811
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,634
whether I'm about to get
eliminated or expelled.
812
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,504
Michelle Visage,
813
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,840
the inspiration
behind the invention
814
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,842
commonly known
as the glory hole,
815
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,779
because men would rather look
at a blank wall than yo face.
816
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:39,650
And the diet version
of Lizzo herself,
817
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,486
it's Dulcé Sloan, baby.
818
00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:45,256
Baby, how you feeling?
Okay as hell?
819
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:47,858
All right, honey.
820
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,295
We are all here tonight
to honor one man.
821
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,163
Well, unfortunately,
that man was unavailable,
822
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:56,901
Ross Mathews.
823
00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,036
If you were on Drag Race,
I am pretty sure
824
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,673
you would be the lip sync
assassin of your season,
825
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,942
because you are no stranger
to bottoming weekly.
826
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,011
Ooh!
827
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:10,781
But no, seriously, you are
the only man that I know
828
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,450
that masturbates
to Lifetime movie network.
829
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,919
Don't judge me!
830
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,422
Angeria may not have
the punchlines,
831
00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:20,157
but she is delivering everything
832
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,760
as if it is the funniest thing
you've ever heard.
833
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,130
Jacking it to soap operas
and shit.
834
00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:30,634
That is all the time
that I have for y'all today.
835
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,536
Ladies and gentlemen,
Uncle Fester.
836
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:36,040
- Aah!
- Yes!
837
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:41,578
You know, I am terrified.
838
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,814
I've never done a roast before,
839
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:47,017
but Dulcé did give me
some really good advice
840
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,519
before we got started.
841
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,721
It's really all about
creating jokes
842
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,791
centered around people
that you respect the most.
843
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,527
I was, like, well, shit,
I'm definitely in trouble then.
844
00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,731
Although I don't really
consider myself
845
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,833
the funniest girl here,
846
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,236
I am very happy to be here
in front of you all tonight.
847
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:10,040
I want you all to take a look
at Michelle Visage over here.
848
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:14,011
Look at her beautiful hair,
the stunning makeup.
849
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:18,449
Now, this is what a man in a wig
is supposed to look like, okay?
850
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,851
Now, Ru, roasting you
851
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,021
is probably the most
difficult thing, you know,
852
00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,223
just because
I admire you so much.
853
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,825
I think you are
just so successful.
854
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:31,295
Hell, you had a podcast
that always made people smile.
855
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:38,669
Daya's taking so long
to get to every punchline.
856
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:42,106
You have a TV show that
constantly makes people laugh.
857
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:43,273
You have a music career
858
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:48,579
that makes people go
uh-huh, okay, cool.
859
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,847
It's like, oh, not only
wasn't it not funny,
860
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,983
but you wasted my time.
861
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:57,654
But, you know, we are all here
tonight for a reason.
862
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,556
Ross, you are so gay
863
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,658
your favorite candy is PrEP.
864
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:06,263
And you know, you truly are
a staple of this show,
865
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:11,468
and you are definitely one of my
top... four favorite judges here.
866
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,973
Let me introduce you
to our next guest.
867
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,241
She was conceived in a car
868
00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:19,176
going 80 miles per hour
down the interstate
869
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,945
because that's where
most accidents happen.
870
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,615
It's DeJa Skye!
871
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,817
Well, hello, everybody.
872
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,552
Give it up for Miss Daya Betty.
873
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:29,887
Yeah!
874
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,889
Now, I will say Daya looks like
875
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,724
what a five-year-old would draw
876
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,593
if you asked them
to draw Bigfoot.
877
00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:39,763
Or a big foot.
878
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,132
Yeah, that's very much
Daya Betty.
879
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,501
Now, speaking of big things,
880
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:48,972
what's the difference between
my padding and Bosco's big ego?
881
00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,507
Oh, my God.
882
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,910
My padding can clear a doorway.
883
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,045
Oh, my God.
884
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,082
Just kidding.
Not really.
885
00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,151
Let's talk about you guys.
886
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:04,088
Michelle, you are
a dirty, dirty woman,
887
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,890
and I only say that because
she hasn't washed her vagina
888
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,593
since Season 4
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
889
00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:10,694
- Oh, my God.
- Whew.
890
00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,663
Now, what's something nice
891
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,131
that I can say about Michelle
892
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:17,968
that already hasn't been said
by the L.A. Rams?
893
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:22,706
Or the Clippers.
Or the Lakers.
894
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,341
She's a whore.
895
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,846
And that leads me
to the queen of the hour,
896
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,115
Mrs. Ross Mathews.
897
00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,583
Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow!
898
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,853
Now, Ross, I personally
love your voice,
899
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,589
but sometimes
it gets so high-pitched
900
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,925
I'm almost certain
only dogs can hear it.
901
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,994
Woof! You know what I mean?
902
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:49,933
Oh, no, DeJa.
903
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,401
Now it's weird,
and I don't understand this,
904
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:53,370
but I am in full drag,
905
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,140
and for some reason I look
more masculine than you.
906
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,441
I don't get it.
907
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,942
It's the flannel.
908
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,447
Tell another one.
I'm bombing up here.
909
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,815
Hey.
910
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:05,849
Well, my time is done.
911
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,318
Let's introduce
our next entertainer.
912
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:11,890
Now, this queen
needs no introduction.
913
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,097
Finally a joke lands,
914
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,498
and it happens to be
the last one.
915
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,100
♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪
916
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:26,603
Hello, everyone!
917
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:27,671
- Hello!
- Hello!
918
00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:29,740
Thank fuck
that was over. Yay-ya!
919
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,110
The Muppets are here!
920
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,646
Yes, a bunch of ugly monsters
921
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,882
who only come to life when
there is a hand up their ass.
922
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:41,885
I'm excited
for tonight's runway.
923
00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:45,455
Jorgeous will be wearing
a headband as a dress,
924
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:48,525
and RuPaul will be telling her
that she is a superstar.
925
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:51,161
Yes. Can't wait for you
to superstar your way
926
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,462
out of this roast, bitch.
Damn.
927
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,997
- Oh, my God!
- Enough about them.
928
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,401
I am in front of gay
Mount Rushmore tonight. Yes.
929
00:38:57,402 --> 00:38:59,136
Knock, knock.
930
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,237
Who's there?
931
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,105
I don't know,
but Michelle's a whore.
932
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:08,111
"Michelle" actually translates
to "beautiful,"
933
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,948
and "Visage" translates
to "just kidding."
934
00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,018
- Hey, Ross.
- Hi!
935
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,453
I'm sorry, my dear,
936
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,822
but you represent the bottoms
and the bottoms of the week.
937
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,759
Ross is a true
Hollywood success story,
938
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,662
proof that you do not need
a deep voice.
939
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,030
You just need a deep throat.
940
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,432
Ooh!
941
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:29,700
Ross, you are so gay
942
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,868
that when I shout "hello"
into your asshole,
943
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,038
it echoes,
"hello, hello, hello,"
944
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,108
and then it comes back,
"Hey, bitch."
945
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,677
Every time I shout,
"I need relationship advice"
946
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:44,548
and it comes back out,
"Fucking dump him, bitch."
947
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:47,684
Every time I shout
"What is the meaning of life"
948
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,920
into Ross's asshole,
it echoes in
949
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,389
and it comes back out,
"It's Britney, bitch."
950
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,058
That's all
I have time for today.
951
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,561
Thank you all so much,
and thank you for letting us
952
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,830
destroy you completely tonight,
Ross Mathews.
953
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:00,897
We adore you. Mwah.
954
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,367
Thank you.
955
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:07,404
Let's give a big round
of applause for Ross Mathews.
956
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,608
I feel very loved.
Thank you.
957
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,443
Is there anything you wanna say?
958
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,845
I quit.
959
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:23,521
♪ The world is your runway ♪
960
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,523
Category is Tutu Much.
961
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,225
First up, Bosco.
962
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,426
How's your head?
963
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:33,597
Now, that's what
I call a shoulder blade.
964
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:37,067
I'm giving you
buzz saw ballerina.
965
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,870
I do a lot of horror-based drag.
966
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,706
It's kind of like
a fuck you to tutu
967
00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,841
while also putting
my own spin on it.
968
00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:47,678
Nice middle ground
of glamour and gore.
969
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,212
Well, she saw it in the store
970
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:50,213
and just had to have it.
971
00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:54,818
Up next, Jorgeous.
972
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,087
I hear she's got a part
in West Side Whorey.
973
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:01,825
Rita Moren-ho.
974
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:03,794
I'm showing the judges
975
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,896
a little more
rougher side of Jorgeous,
976
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,998
knowing that she can get butch
a little bit, you know.
977
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,901
I feel so badass right now.
978
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,570
Lesbian biker realness.
979
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,172
You know, the Village People
980
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:18,141
have really changed
since I was a kid.
981
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,143
Up next, Willow Pill.
982
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,979
These are the lips I dream of.
983
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,182
Now, she's a real filler queen.
984
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:28,452
This look is inspired
by Donatella Versace,
985
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:31,955
Amanda Lepore, Bjork,
Cruella de Vil.
986
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:34,191
I'm having so much fun
with my little opera glasses,
987
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,160
peering at the judges
and cackling at them,
988
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,729
like, muahahaha.
989
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,697
And I know this is what
Michelle wants to look like
990
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,432
in about a hundred years.
991
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,634
Mary, Queen of Scats.
992
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,308
Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
993
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,510
Whose lime is it anyway?
994
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,346
She's not just wearing
a tutu, ladies and gentlemen,
995
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,515
she is wearing a tutu gown,
996
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,151
because you know I gotta do
my Angeria thing, honey.
997
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:05,055
There are four layers
of tutus on my dress.
998
00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:08,558
I am tutu much for you,
and you cannot take it.
999
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,026
Oh!
1000
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,262
She put the lime in the coconut.
1001
00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,099
Daya Betty.
1002
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,735
Hold me closer,
not-so-tiny dancer.
1003
00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:20,604
Now, that is what I call
1004
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,606
a tutu by four-four.
1005
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:24,908
This entire outfit
1006
00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,411
is made
out of recycled materials.
1007
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:29,746
The jacket is a thrifted jacket.
1008
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:34,618
The crown is a duct tape roll
covered in construction paper.
1009
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:37,287
I'm wearing
11-inch platform heels.
1010
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:40,957
This takes me from 6-3 to 7-3.
1011
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,392
Well, 7-2
if you do the math correctly,
1012
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,660
but who's good at math?
1013
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,162
Uh, my eyes are up here.
1014
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:48,532
No, no, keep going.
Up. Up here.
1015
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,200
DeJa Skye.
1016
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,436
This is pastel-oquent.
1017
00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:54,938
Katy Perry's sister Aqua Perry.
1018
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,973
I love pastel.
1019
00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,809
It looks so good
on my melanated skin.
1020
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:02,479
I basically want to be like
if I had prom in Candy Land.
1021
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,681
I wanted to feel adorable.
1022
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,550
Simple, gorgeous dress.
1023
00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,419
Now, this queen
is a really big teal.
1024
00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,523
Lady Camden.
1025
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,560
Pas de, oh, yes, she betta deux.
1026
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,329
How can I come here
1027
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,766
and not wear my dream tutu?
1028
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,934
The first time
I ever saw a ballet,
1029
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,101
everything that I saw
1030
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,103
was sparkling
like an absolute dream,
1031
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,739
and so I'm giving you
that full fantasy.
1032
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:32,542
Just floating down the runway,
1033
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,478
pushing stars into space,
1034
00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:36,480
ballerina to the max.
1035
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,149
She's tutu legit to tutu quit.
1036
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,621
♪ The world is your runway ♪
1037
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,622
Welcome, ladies.
1038
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,191
It's time for the judges'
critiques,
1039
00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,861
starting with Bosco.
1040
00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:53,163
Well, for starters, I hate
all you fucking bitches.
1041
00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:56,099
No, listen, here's the deal.
1042
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,235
If you're gonna do a roast,
you've gotta go there.
1043
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:00,003
I mean, you crockpot me
1044
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,505
till my meat
is falling off the bone.
1045
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,539
That's what I want.
1046
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:03,707
Mmm!
1047
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:06,276
Bosco, not only did you have
1048
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,211
a strong stage presence
out there,
1049
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:11,348
you also knew
the structure of a joke:
1050
00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:12,782
setup, punchline.
1051
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,519
You took all of the notes
that me and Michelle gave you,
1052
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,888
and you applied them very well.
1053
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,423
And you fucking smashed it.
1054
00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:21,758
Thank you.
1055
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,627
This outfit,
I absolutely love it.
1056
00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:26,463
The split in the hair
with the curl, Miss Ma'am.
1057
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,567
There's a concept,
and it's fun and it's edgy.
1058
00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:31,868
Very cutting edge look.
1059
00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,838
Good night for you.
You were very funny.
1060
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,172
- Very good.
- Thank you.
1061
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,109
Up next, it's Jorgeous.
1062
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,411
This is really fun,
it's really edgy,
1063
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,646
very kind of early Madonna.
1064
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:44,114
I could see her in that.
1065
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,917
I think you struggled
a little bit in the roast.
1066
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:50,086
It just felt like you never
really got your footing.
1067
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,989
In rehearsal,
you looked defeated,
1068
00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,824
like you just wanted to give up,
1069
00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:56,793
and we didn't want you
to give up.
1070
00:44:56,794 --> 00:45:00,497
So your delivery was good,
but you pulled back.
1071
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,365
When you come up here,
you're talking to us
1072
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,401
like you're kiki-ing
with any of your homegirls.
1073
00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,436
I don't think you were able
to connect that.
1074
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,572
Did you have fun doing it?
1075
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,007
Honestly, I did not have fun
whatsoever doing it.
1076
00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:12,509
Aw!
1077
00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:13,577
Yeah, yeah.
1078
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:14,978
It was like when Bosco
introduced me,
1079
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,280
like, I was already about
to, like, burst out in tears.
1080
00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:20,183
Yeah. Well, it should have
been fun, because at one point,
1081
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:24,621
you realize that you
can't take life too seriously.
1082
00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:25,922
You know, have fun with it.
1083
00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:28,124
Anyway, thank you.
1084
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,192
Thank you.
1085
00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:31,428
Up next, it's Willow Pill,
1086
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:35,165
and she has never looked
more beautiful.
1087
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,700
You came out really strong
in the roast,
1088
00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,234
and I was laughing right away.
1089
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:41,004
I love how you think,
and that was on display.
1090
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:42,505
Of course,
you could have gone further.
1091
00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:45,308
You know, I really want you
to give it to me.
1092
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,711
This, however, delicious.
1093
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,913
This is, like, Pete Burns,
rest in peace.
1094
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,649
Everything about it
is just glamorous.
1095
00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,885
Just a fabulous look.
Oh, my goodness.
1096
00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:58,688
In the roast, did you have fun?
Did you laugh at yourself?
1097
00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:01,658
I was terrified, because
I'm not really, like,
1098
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,426
a ba-dum-tchh kind of comedian.
1099
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,594
Yeah.
1100
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,129
It's hard to speak
in these lips.
1101
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:10,000
Up next, Angeria.
1102
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,003
What I loved about your roast
was your confidence.
1103
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:14,638
Were you the funniest queen? No.
1104
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:17,374
But you sold it like
you were the headliner.
1105
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:22,412
And when your jokes didn't hit,
it only was for a second,
1106
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,147
and you were just like,
okay, next.
1107
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,049
There are comics
that cannot do that.
1108
00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,652
For this look, mm, gimme.
1109
00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:32,489
Do you know why
I love this color?
1110
00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:33,556
Why?
1111
00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:34,557
Because God didn't intend
1112
00:46:34,558 --> 00:46:36,459
for anyone
to ever wear this color.
1113
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:39,929
Which takes it to drag.
1114
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:43,233
I love an unnatural color.
1115
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,535
I'm stealing that wig.
1116
00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,836
Just come to Atlanta and get it.
1117
00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:48,838
Oh, girl, I know you
got that wig from Atlanta.
1118
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:50,240
Imma go to my mama house
and get it.
1119
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,711
All right, up next,
it's Daya Betty.
1120
00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,846
Listen, I like this because
1121
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,482
sometimes when people wanna
do distressed, they go too far.
1122
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,483
Yeah.
1123
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,719
And this is just, hey, listen,
1124
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,587
I'm in the ballet.
1125
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,657
I got a good job,
but also, I got the tights on.
1126
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,892
Are there holes in 'em?
1127
00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,360
You gonna gimme my check.
1128
00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:12,395
I came to work,
stop playing with me.
1129
00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:13,396
I understand this girl.
1130
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:14,664
You know how I could tell
1131
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,199
that you were a little nervous
during the roast?
1132
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,667
How?
1133
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,869
First thing you said
was, "I'm nervous."
1134
00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:22,205
Yeah.
1135
00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:25,108
I just wasn't on board
from the get-go
1136
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,509
because you told me not to be.
1137
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,812
Did I stop you and say,
1138
00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:30,447
"Don't tell me
what you don't have.
1139
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,115
- Tell me what you do have?"
- You did.
1140
00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:33,650
So when you said you're nervous,
1141
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,919
you broke the fourth wall,
you broke the illusion.
1142
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,855
I think tonight you got lost.
1143
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,058
I think the jokes
were way too long.
1144
00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:44,427
Looked great.
Delivery, not so great.
1145
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,696
I was trying so hard
not to get nervous.
1146
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,099
Like, I was really trying
to, like, slow down.
1147
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,667
I have a tendency to talk
really fast sometimes, so...
1148
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,602
Yeah, yeah.
1149
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,572
It's interesting when you
second guess what's the obvious.
1150
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,240
Be a star, you know?
1151
00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,875
- Okay. Yeah.
- You know?
1152
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,810
- All right, thanks.
- Thank you guys.
1153
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,279
Up next, DeJa Skye.
1154
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,016
Tonight, I think from here up,
you look so beautiful.
1155
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,319
I think the fit of this dress
is where I'm having a problem.
1156
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,020
The top is very kind of...
1157
00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:12,322
- Weird, yeah.
- Yeah.
1158
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:13,490
It just looks like
it's falling off up here.
1159
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:16,226
- Let's talk about the roast.
- Okay.
1160
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,528
The issue was
when you roast somebody,
1161
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:22,132
you've gotta tell the truth
and then put the spin on it.
1162
00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,801
What you just gave us
were kind of facts.
1163
00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:27,704
My voice is so high-pitched
a dog can hear it. Fact.
1164
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:28,872
And so I was waiting
for the twist.
1165
00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:30,573
So you could have gone
1166
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:31,808
Ross Mathews' voice is so high,
1167
00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:34,811
he makes Paul Lynde
sound like Morgan Freeman.
1168
00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:38,782
It felt like you didn't take
any of me and Michelle's notes,
1169
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:42,285
and me and Michelle
didn't get dressed
1170
00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,454
just to not have
somebody listen to us,
1171
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,688
because we came
to help you, girl.
1172
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:48,424
We told you what to do,
what to work on,
1173
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,060
and you did the ones
we told you not to do,
1174
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:52,428
and they didn't land.
1175
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,264
I did add a joke
that you Xed out
1176
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,366
just because
I really kind of liked it.
1177
00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,501
But even your opening joke,
we said mm-mm,
1178
00:48:58,502 --> 00:49:00,270
and you opened with it anyway.
1179
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,305
Right.
I'm not, like, a comedian.
1180
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,474
I don't consider myself
a comedian.
1181
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:07,577
Yeah, but we're all
kind of clowns, you know.
1182
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,646
Do you have things that
you say in your nightclub act
1183
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,481
or when you're hosting?
1184
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,484
Oh, yeah. I love saying, like,
gay boys, can I get a yes?
1185
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,220
And then I do this thing.
I'll say, like,
1186
00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:19,789
let me feminize my voice
for this one.
1187
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,630
Where are all
my straight boys at?
1188
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,561
And so it just... okay, great.
1189
00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,730
Yeah. Yeah.
1190
00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:30,867
All right, thank you.
Up next, Lady Camden.
1191
00:49:30,868 --> 00:49:33,002
You started so strong
with the roast,
1192
00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:35,805
I was really on board with you
from the get-go.
1193
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,675
Your delivery,
the way you looked was great.
1194
00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:40,777
I did really enjoy your set.
1195
00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:44,013
You did have just those little
cheeky moments that I did like.
1196
00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,949
But that asshole echo.
1197
00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,284
You know that joke didn't work.
1198
00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,821
But tonight,
this look is just glamour.
1199
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,123
I was so hoping
that you'd give us
1200
00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:55,658
the full ballerina fantasy
tonight.
1201
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,827
- Oh, good.
- Especially when it was tutu.
1202
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,029
I love that
you didn't do ballet hair.
1203
00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:04,000
You gave us glamour hair,
and it just makes it drag.
1204
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,503
And the appliqué on your skin
is so stunning.
1205
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:11,441
I think you had a really
strong night tonight, Camden.
1206
00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:14,377
Listen, I'm just gonna echo
everything everyone else said.
1207
00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:16,112
Oh, echo. Sorry.
1208
00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,447
Too soon?
1209
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,882
It's probably too soon, yeah.
1210
00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,316
- Too soon.
- You look beautiful.
1211
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:22,552
Thank you so much.
1212
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,654
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1213
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:27,290
While you untuck
in the werkroom,
1214
00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:29,260
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1215
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:34,998
We are getting down to it
in this compe... what? tition.
1216
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,200
Now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1217
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,701
let's start with Bosco.
1218
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,404
Well, she came out tonight,
and she slayed the house down.
1219
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,072
And this from a queen
1220
00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,340
who, if it weren't
for a golden candy bar,
1221
00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:45,475
wouldn't even be here this week.
1222
00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,476
- That's right.
- Fact.
1223
00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,111
- Right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1224
00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:51,514
So I love a story of someone
who rises from the ashes.
1225
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:53,316
Strong night for Bosco.
1226
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:54,851
Jorgeous.
1227
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,819
Before she even opened
her mouth, she was defeated,
1228
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,087
and she brought us down
with her.
1229
00:50:58,088 --> 00:50:59,122
It was uncomfortable.
1230
00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:01,057
She is a humongous star.
1231
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,926
- Mm-hmm.
- The sky is the limit for her.
1232
00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,227
But in this competition,
1233
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,231
you have to have every skill set
to make it to the end.
1234
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:10,199
- Willow Pill.
- Ooh, baby.
1235
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,902
Can we talk about that runway
for two hot seconds?
1236
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,171
The lips.
Did I get 'em? No.
1237
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:17,307
Do I want 'em? Yes.
1238
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:20,476
I love that extreme look.
1239
00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:22,545
It may be my favorite look
of the evening.
1240
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:23,980
I thought her comedy
was good enough
1241
00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,082
to give us some strong laughs
in there.
1242
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,383
I love Willow,
1243
00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:29,919
and not just because she
called me a handsome lesbian.
1244
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,656
I just think
she is so interesting.
1245
00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:34,657
Angeria.
1246
00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:36,025
She came into that rehearsal,
1247
00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:39,462
and she was convinced
that her jokes were hilarious.
1248
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,798
They weren't.
1249
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:43,666
I laughed at Angeria's jokes,
1250
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,535
even though
they weren't that funny.
1251
00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,704
I love when somebody laughs
at their own jokes,
1252
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,839
because when they do that,
it sucks us in.
1253
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,240
She was selling the jokes.
1254
00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:54,310
Even the ones that didn't land,
I still wanted to hear 'em.
1255
00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:55,311
Daya Betty.
1256
00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:57,013
On the opposite end
of the spectrum,
1257
00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:58,214
Daya Betty said straightaway
she was nervous,
1258
00:51:58,215 --> 00:51:59,282
and then we were like, oh, dear.
1259
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,417
And then it kind of
went nowhere.
1260
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,852
- Yeah.
- She could have sold it.
1261
00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:04,821
I never would have thought in
a million years she was nervous.
1262
00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:07,223
Because Daya Betty
in Daytona Wind,
1263
00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:09,659
she was a rock star.
1264
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,060
She came out defeated,
1265
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,529
and it showed, unfortunately,
in this challenge tonight.
1266
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,798
DeJa Skye.
1267
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,100
When DeJa walked out,
1268
00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:20,470
she was giving drag
early Roseanne, Brett Butler,
1269
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,671
and she didn't deliver.
1270
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,040
She had specific jokes
that she wanted to do,
1271
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:26,676
and Dulcé and I were like, no,
that actually is not funny.
1272
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:27,910
Get rid of it.
1273
00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:29,946
She did all those jokes.
1274
00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,214
Yeah.
1275
00:52:31,215 --> 00:52:32,815
On the runway, this
didn't work for me, either.
1276
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,018
I got tulle.
I got no tutu from that.
1277
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:38,454
Yeah, the prom dress
that doesn't fit.
1278
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:40,990
It wouldn't have taken much
to just take in that top.
1279
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,625
Clip it.
We all got clamps on.
1280
00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,293
Yeah, I wouldn't have a career
without a clamp.
1281
00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:45,795
Mm, I'm clamping right now.
1282
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,265
Lady Camden.
1283
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:51,300
The roast, she took the notes,
she did it.
1284
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:53,102
She had a strong set,
1285
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,438
but oddly, the one that we were
trying to work out with her,
1286
00:52:55,439 --> 00:52:56,606
the echo joke,
1287
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:59,242
we not only told her
that it wasn't funny,
1288
00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:02,678
but she decided
to add two more goes of it.
1289
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:04,881
She was determined
to yell "hello"
1290
00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:06,549
into Ross Mathews' asshole.
1291
00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:08,584
I kind of didn't mind,
1292
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:12,555
because she's just got
this delivery that's so smooth.
1293
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:16,592
She is a queen who has
every skill it takes
1294
00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:18,961
to find herself in the end
of this competition.
1295
00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:20,431
All right, silence.
1296
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:23,566
I've made my decision.
1297
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,834
Bring back my girls.
1298
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,069
Irls, irls.
1299
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,437
Girls, girl.
1300
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,372
Girls, girlth. Girls.
1301
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:32,176
My butthole.
1302
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,477
Welcome back, ladies.
1303
00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:36,146
I've made some decisions.
1304
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,984
Lady Camden.
1305
00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:44,353
You're safe,
you're safe, you're safe.
1306
00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:47,924
Bitch.
1307
00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,194
You may step
to the back of the stage.
1308
00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,329
Bosco.
1309
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,665
Tonight you really cut through.
1310
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,606
Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.
1311
00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,839
You've won a cash prize
of $5.000.
1312
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,273
Oh.
1313
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:07,076
I was essentially told
to go home last week,
1314
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,813
and I come back
and I knock it out of the park
1315
00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:14,818
and I feel like
a fucking rock star.
1316
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:18,789
Willow Pill.
1317
00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:21,458
You're safe.
1318
00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:26,062
Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
1319
00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:28,030
You're safe.
1320
00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:29,433
Thank you.
1321
00:54:31,401 --> 00:54:33,202
Daya Betty.
1322
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,738
You are a towering talent,
1323
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,909
but in the roast,
you came up short.
1324
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,978
Jorgeous.
1325
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:45,014
You're one tender queen,
1326
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,584
but your roast was tough.
1327
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,287
DeJa Skye.
1328
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,256
You're a queen
with a lot of flavor,
1329
00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:57,194
but your roast made me
wanna order a pizza.
1330
00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:04,634
I'm sorry, my dears,
but all three of you
1331
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,871
are up for elimination.
1332
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,541
Holy shit.
1333
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:15,045
Three queens stand before me.
1334
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:20,183
In a moment, I'll ask
one of you to shantay
1335
00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:22,019
and two of you...
1336
00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,088
Fuck.
1337
00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:27,624
To sashay away.
1338
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:35,665
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1339
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,636
and save yourself
from elimination.
1340
00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,839
The time has come...
1341
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,409
for you to lip sync...
1342
00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:48,779
for your life!
1343
00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:53,015
There's some moments
where I'm, like, fuck.
1344
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,917
Like, I can't do this
no more, you know?
1345
00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:58,487
But, like, this is what I do,
and Imma turn it.
1346
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:04,193
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
1347
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,231
♪ Good for you ♪
1348
00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,998
♪ I guess you moved on
really easily ♪
1349
00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,300
♪ You found a new girl ♪
1350
00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:13,069
♪ And it only took
a couple weeks ♪
1351
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,370
♪ Remember when you said ♪
1352
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,272
♪ That you wanted
to give me the world? ♪
1353
00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:19,008
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
1354
00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,509
♪ And good for you ♪
1355
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,911
♪ I guess that you've
been working on yourself ♪
1356
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,279
♪ I guess that therapist
I found for you ♪
1357
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,880
♪ She really helped ♪
1358
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:29,986
♪ Now you can be a better man
for your brand-new girl ♪
1359
00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:33,456
♪ Well, good for you,
you look happy and healthy ♪
1360
00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:36,359
♪ Not me,
if you ever cared to ask ♪
1361
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,760
♪ Good for you ♪
1362
00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:39,228
♪ You're doing great
out there without me ♪
1363
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:42,766
♪ I guess good for you ♪
1364
00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:46,168
♪ Well, good for you ♪
1365
00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:47,403
♪ I guess you're getting
everything you want ♪
1366
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,738
♪ You bought a new car ♪
1367
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,039
♪ And your career's
really taking off ♪
1368
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,308
♪ It's like
we never even happened ♪
1369
00:56:52,309 --> 00:56:54,944
♪ Baby, what the...
is up with that? ♪
1370
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:56,779
♪ And good for you ♪
1371
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,681
♪ It's like
you never even met me ♪
1372
00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,349
♪ Remember when
you swore to God ♪
1373
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,618
♪ I was the only person
who ever got you? ♪
1374
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,353
♪ Well, screw that
and screw you ♪
1375
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,256
♪ You will never have to hurt
the way you know that I do ♪
1376
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:10,559
♪ Well, good for you,
you look happy and healthy ♪
1377
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,796
♪ Not me,
if you ever cared to ask ♪
1378
00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:15,331
♪ Good for you ♪
1379
00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,566
♪ You're doing great
out there without me, baby ♪
1380
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,502
♪ God, I wish
that I could do that ♪
1381
00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:21,837
♪ I've lost my mind,
I've spent the night... ♪
1382
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:23,539
The song's about
being pissed off,
1383
00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:25,941
so I can really tap into that.
1384
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:29,111
Survival is the only option
at this point.
1385
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,614
♪ Maybe I'm too emotional ♪
1386
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,616
♪ Your apathy
is like a wound in salt... ♪
1387
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:36,085
I am the only person
in this competition
1388
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:39,055
that has been told that
I am the lip sync assassin.
1389
00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,189
So don't get it twisted,
bitches.
1390
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,725
I can lip sync the house down.
1391
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:44,960
♪ You're doing great out there
without me, baby ♪
1392
00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:46,529
♪ Like a damn sociopath ♪
1393
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:49,498
♪ I've lost my mind,
I've spent the night ♪
1394
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,668
♪ Crying on the floor
of my bathroom ♪
1395
00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:55,671
♪ But you're so unaffected,
I really don't get it ♪
1396
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:58,508
♪ But I guess good for you ♪
1397
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:04,814
♪ Well, good for you, I guess
you moved on really easily ♪
1398
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:10,187
Love you guys.
1399
00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,424
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1400
00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:26,168
Daya Betty, shantay you stay.
1401
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,237
Oh, my God.
1402
00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:29,372
Congrats, sister.
1403
00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:31,474
You better do it, bitch.
1404
00:58:31,475 --> 00:58:33,476
Thank you, guys.
1405
00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:37,446
I am gonna keep doing what
I've been doing from week one.
1406
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,350
I'm going to bounce back
and get to the top.
1407
00:58:41,985 --> 00:58:43,185
Jorgeous.
1408
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,254
DeJa Skye.
1409
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:49,792
Your dragtastic journey
has only just begun.
1410
00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:51,660
I love you so much.
Thank you for everything.
1411
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:52,728
Thank you.
1412
00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:54,263
And thank you guys so much.
1413
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:55,498
I really do appreciate it.
1414
00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:56,665
Thank you.
1415
00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:59,368
Now sashay away.
1416
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,904
- Aow!
- Aow!
1417
00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:03,372
Love you, guys.
1418
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,508
- I love y'all so much.
- Love you.
1419
00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:06,942
Bitches, you have the power
1420
00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:08,978
to do whatever
y'all wanna do, and...
1421
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:12,181
Remember to embrace the curve.
1422
00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:13,516
I'll see you at the buffet.
1423
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:15,484
Goodbyeteous!
1424
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:17,953
- I love you!
- Love you!
1425
00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:21,457
- Sister.
- Sister friend.
1426
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,360
I always say será, será,
whatever's for me is for me,
1427
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,929
and I faltered tonight.
1428
00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:29,698
RuPaul, thank you so much
for believing in me,
1429
00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:33,269
and honestly, the first thing
that I do when I get home,
1430
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:36,705
I'm gonna smoke a fat-ass blunt.
1431
00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:39,476
Let's hit it!
1432
00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:43,712
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1433
00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:46,215
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1434
00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,184
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1435
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,552
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
1436
00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,553
- Amen!
- Amen!
1437
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,888
All right.
Now let the music play.
1438
00:59:52,889 --> 00:59:54,757
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1439
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,326
♪ Playing
with the game of love ♪
1440
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:01,163
♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪
1441
01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:02,299
♪ Winner ♪
1442
01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,236
Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
1443
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:10,806
You'll be starring
in the music video Catwalk.
1444
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:14,009
Everybody is gunning
for that top four,
1445
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,612
so it's like, girl, you might
not wanna fuck this up.
1446
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:20,984
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
1447
01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,154
I need a diaper.
1448
01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:27,623
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1449
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,393
♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪
1450
01:00:31,394 --> 01:00:35,297
♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪
1451
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:38,901
♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪
1452
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:44,306
♪ Oh, playing with
the game of love ♪
1453
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,343
♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪
1454
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,778
♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪
1455
01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,548
♪ Winner ♪
1456
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:56,152
♪ MTV ♪
1457
01:00:56,176 --> 01:00:58,176
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