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Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

It's kind of insane
to hear RuPaul say

how freaking good we all are.

There's gonna be one challenge
we're all gonna bomb.

Yeah, we all go home.

We're playing the Snatch Game.

I said he'll shake your maracas.

Her pudenda is awful, Ru.

Okay.

It's quiet on set.

I also said children.

Our jokes aren't really landing.

DeJa Skye.

Yay-ya!

I thought it was actually
the good one.

Con-drag-ulations.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but the rest of you

are all up for elimination.

What the hell?

To make my final decision,

you are cordially invited

to a Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown

to determine which one of you...

will sashay away.

Oh.

What the fuck is going on?

What the literal
fuck is going on?

This is the biggest gag.

Not only did we
screw up Snatch Game,

but now we all have to
lip sync for our lives

to save our places
in this competition.

Whoo, girl.
That was a lot.

We're all kind of just
in disbelief right now.

It just... it's...
It doesn't make sense to me.

We are all suffering
the nuclear fallout

that was Snatch Game Season 14.

Ugh.

I'm embarrassed.

Jesus Christ,

we're terrible
at doing the Snatch Game.

I don't know what the fuck
is going on right now.

Does anybody else
have an idea what's going on?

Y'all about to lip sync.

So, like, how are they gonna
do it, because it's seven.

Is it gonna be two, two,
and three?

Well, DeJa doesn't have to,
remember?

Well, no, it's seven
without her.

Oh.

We do not know

how the whole thing's
gonna be played out.

It could be 2V2V3.

It can be all together.

And it makes me think, like,
is one person gonna go home?

Probably not.

It's probably gonna be,
like, two people.

- Two.
- I reckon.

Or maybe seven.

We have to find humor in it,

because no one else found humor
in Snatch Game, okay?

I'm annoyed as hell,
and it's irri... ugh.

It's just fucking
annoying at this point.

I did what I would consider

to be safe in the Snatch Game.

Why am I in the bottom
and the two people

that have consistently
done pretty poor

in the past few challenges

are getting not only
another chance,

but a chance at something
they're both really good at?

No offense, Jasmine,
no offense, Jorgeous,

but you've been
in the bottom a lot.

And I'm just, like, annoyed.

And no hard feelings
towards y'all at all.

I'm, like, getting
really overwhelmed,

and it's starting to really
piss me the fuck off.

Oh, my God, girl.

Do not put "no offense"
in front of something

when you're gonna say
something rude.

That means that you mean it.

I know I look
fucking bitchy as hell,

but I feel like
I have a valid reason

as to why to feel this way.

Yes, you do,
but just so you know,

someone is going home,
so you don't have to be mad yet.

Am I the only person
that feels this way?

I mean, seriously,
let's be honest.

I know for a fact by the looks
on some of these girls' faces...

Bosco... that you're just
as unhappy as I am with it.

You have to be ready
for any fucking thing. Period.

Daya is so mad
that I am still here,

and let her be.

Because now she's worried

that she may have
to lip sync against me

for her stake in this place,
and that's fine.

Because if we are
lip syncing against each other,

girl, you're going home,
not even a question.

On a scale of 10 to 10,
how mad do you think Daya is?

Oh, a 15.

These seven girls have
to lip sync for their life,

and one is gonna go home.

Ugh!

I'm ready for a show,

because this is gonna be
a fight to the finish.

If we kill her, we don't
have to lip sync tomorrow.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Aah!
I'm still here again.

The Snatch Game is gone,
it's over.

We all fucking failed
besides DeJa.

Maybe it's for the best

to really just light a fire
under our asses.

We have to do some sort
of lip sync smackdown.

We don't know
how it's gonna play out,

and we're all scared
shitless right now.

It's a lot.

Today feels very different,
doesn't it?

Bitch, I feel amazing.

I'm sorry y'all gotta stress
today, but I feel good.

Bask in it, bitch, bask in it.

Bask in it, because
it's not happening again.

All these bitches are shitting
in their pants, and I'm not.

I'm excited for today.

This feels a little bit

like you can kind of
just let it all go and perform.

- Yeah.
- I think a lot of people

were trying to play it safe
in Snatch Game,

and I think that Ru wants
to see us fight for our spots

and not play it safe.

The sort of embarrassment
on Snatch Game not going well

is, like, fuel for me right now.

What is your main, like,
type of song to perform?

I like to make my own mixes
and make, like, a story.

- Okay.
- Or, like, something theatrical.

So sometimes
I get a little spooked

if it's just a regular song
by itself.

I'm hoping that I can get a song

that I can feel
and play up a shtick to.

I just don't want any song

that is just, like,
unz-unz-unz-unz club music.

I'm definitely more
of a ballad girl,

more of a gown on the show
kind of girl.

Oh, yeah, Park & Bark.

The "Park & Bark,"

where you just park it
right there in that one spot

and you just give it
all you got.

You know, I feel like
as entertainers, honey,

you have to be, like,
well-rounded,

like, of what you could do,

but we still have
our favorites, girl.

This is the moment

where everybody
is sizing each other up.

Everybody
has different strengths

when it comes to lip syncing,

but I am doing whatever
I need to do to stay here,

whether it's dance,
ballad the house down bad boots,

it does not matter, I'm ready.

Bosco, I could tell in your face
just a little bit

that you weren't too happy,
but you didn't say anything.

I was not pleased.

You were definitely voicing
a lot of everyone's feelings.

But also, I was mainly
displeased with myself.

I'm irritated at myself that
I put myself in this position.

I took it personally for me
to fail during Snatch Game.

I'm embarrassed
with my performance,

very much internalized,
like, my own failure.

I am just in such a place
of, like, intense focus,

like, I get to show the judges,
like, what I do.

But, like, believe me
when I tell you

- I am not going home tonight.
- Right.

The idea of coming in
for the lip sync not prepared

fills me with
such a level of dread.

Everyone in this room

excels at a different genre
of performance.

I don't wanna go
against Jorgeous

in any sort of dance number,

and I don't wanna go against
Willow in anything super campy.

Like, right now,
just, like, my entire being

is just dedicated to, like,

you are going to put on
a motherfucking show.

Yeah.

I feel like Bosco is one of the
most nervous for this lip sync,

because I know that
she can get in her head a lot,

and she kind of goes
down a hole sometimes.

It's like you can see
the cracks starting to come.

It's going to be a lip sync,

and we all do it
on a daily basis.

Like, there should be no nerves.

You guys are gonna turn it
the fuck out.

I will say the only thing
I'm nervous about

is I'm not a dancer
like Jorgeous or Jasmine is.

Like, that is something
I think about,

and if I'm being honest, that
is something that's in my head,

because I'm not
a crazy-ass dancer like that.

So I'm gonna do what I can do,
of course, and try my best.

I feel confident
in my lip sync skills.

However, I for sure do not
wanna go against Jorgeous,

and I honestly don't wanna
go against Jasmine.

So how do you guys think that
it's actually gonna go down?

Like, do you think

you're gonna be lip syncing
against each other or solo?

Oh, my God.

I didn't even think about solo.

Bitch, if it was that?

Or another person?

Bitch, what if they
brought back the other girls?

Stop, DeJa!

- Shut up!
- Oh, my God!

I didn't even think of that.

I am muting DeJa.

I'm muting.

I do have a question
for you, though.

Why do you say "no offense" when
you're just saying your opinion?

No offense, Jasmine,
no offense, Jorgeous,

but you've been
in the bottom a lot.

Because I don't want you guys
to think it's me

being, like, cunty
or rude or anything.

I just want you to know

that this is how I'm feeling
in this particular moment.

Basically, by her saying
"no offense,"

it's for her to not get
a rebuttal back.

It's for her to just say,
"This is my statement.

I don't want you to respond,
and this is just my opinion."

Go shoo-fly
with that shit, okay?

Instead saying no offense,
which is kind of just a buffer,

why don't you
just say it out loud?

I didn't know I was talking
to a counselor right now.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Well, no, it's just a question.

Well, I told you my answer.

I only say that

because I don't want you
thinking that it's personal.

But it's a little personal,

because you have come for me
and Jorgeous before in the past,

and then you group us
again last time

for kind of the same reasons.

Because you guys
got harsh critiques,

which we all got bad critiques,

but you guys did get
really harsh critiques.

That's why.

No offense.

Jasmine's trying
to get into my head

because she knows that
I'm stressed the fuck out

about this
lip sync extravaganza.

In the future,

if I do say something
that rubs you the wrong way,

I'm more than happy to have a
conversation about it one on one

rather than you,
like, coming for me

while we're trying to focus
on the assignment at hand.

So essentially
what you're saying

is you guys love each other.

I do.

She's like the younger sister

that I wanna throw
into the ground.

Who's ready
and who's not ready for this?

I've got a nice combination
of excitement

and shitting my pants, you know?

Yeah, it is hard,
but it is what it is, honey.

You better put
the big girl pants on, girl,

and just go do
what you gotta do.

WWE smackdown style.

Y'all was ready to do so.

Oh, bitch, I'm always ready
to lip sync.

Oh, oh, she always ready.

As long as we don't have
to fucking act or anything.

These challenges
just be wearing my ass out,

but the fact that it's now

we are doing a lip sync battle
against each other,

the dynamic has changed
immensely, bitch.

I'm known as the person

that nobody wants
to lip sync against,

and honestly,
it feels kind of good.

These bitches
better be scared of me.

Jorgeous, can you promise me
that you do your signature move?

- Punching the ghost?
- Yes!

Punching the ghost.

Punching the ghost.

Of course!

Ah! Ah-ha!

Y'all are bitches.

Let's just get the elephant
out of the room.

If I was in these queens' shoes,

I would not wanna
go up against Jorgeous.

She is an amazing lip syncer,

and I would be scared
if I was any of them.

I'm just ready for a show.

Gimme some popcorn,
because I'm ready.

No offense.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

For real, though.

Welcome to the main stage

for an extra special episode
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Last week, seven of our queens
tied for last place.

This week, the challenge is on
to redeem themselves

in a Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

It is finally time
for the Lip Sync Lalaparuza.

Let's get ready to rumble!

Most of us are, like,
in leotards and dance costumes.

Girl, all these bitches
are ready to lip sync.

I'm really excited

to just get this show
on the road now.

Welcome, ladies.

Last week, your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent

failed the test.

So tonight we're throwing

a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.

A series of six lip syncs.

If you win your lip sync, you
will be safe from elimination.

If you lose,
you'll continue to face off

until two queens remain.

In the end, one of you
will sashay away...

Forever.

DeJa Skye,
you are the exception.

As the winner
of last week's Snatch Game,

you're safe
from elimination tonight.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.
Good luck, ladies.

- Love you.
- Thank you, sis.

While these bitches
have to sweat it out onstage

lip syncing for their
motherfucking life,

I get to watch the entire thing

and luxuriate
in the werkroom, honey.

Hi-ee!

It feels so good!

As for the rest of you,

if there was ever a time
to leave it all on the runway,

tonight is the night.

Now, let the Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown begin!

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

Ladies, in this golden hopper

are seven balls with
your initials on them,

one ball for each of you.

Now, to determine
the first queen to lip sync,

Calix will randomly
choose one ball.

Calix, will you do the honors?

Please pick a ball.

Now show us whose ball
you're holding.

Hey, Miss Thing.

Oh, snap!

Jasmine is a very strong
lip syncer.

Hey. I'm excited.

So it's like
of fucking course it's her.

Jasmine, you'll be competing

in tonight's first
lip sync smackdown.

Now you get to pick
your opponent.

I wonder who
I'm going to choose?

Which queen do you choose?

Jasmine, which queen
do you choose?

I'm gonna pick my big sister
Daya Betty.

Ooh, dang!

That is shady.

I'm gonna take
a sip of this, bitch.

Not super pleased that I'm
having to go against Jasmine,

because little sister
can buck and dance and flip.

So I'm secretly shitting
my pants, but it's on.

You fucking whore.

Daya Betty is, mm,
all types of mad,

which I'm kind of
living for low key.

Daya Betty, now it's your turn.

You may choose the song.

Did not know that was happening.

Ooh.

Thank God.

Will it be Respect
by Aretha Franklin,

Never Too Much
by Luther Vandross,

- Don't Let Go by En Vogue.
- Ooh.

Love Don't Cost a Thing by JLo,

or Radio by Beyoncé?

I'm thinking Respect
by Aretha Franklin.

Is picking Aretha Franklin
a strategy?

Abso-freaking-lutely.

It's not all about
kick flips and death drops.

It's about expressing
the emotion of the song.

All right,
Jasmine and Daya Betty,

I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

Oh.

I am cool as a cucumber
with that song.

Respect is a drag classic,
so let's go.

Now, the rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Ooh, R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Two queens stand before me.

Jasmine, Daya Betty, this
is your chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

Whoever loses will
have to lip sync again.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life.

Let's hope I can just do this
lip sync battle one and done.

I am ready to shablam-gela
all over the stage.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ What you want ♪

♪ Baby, I got it ♪

♪ What you need ♪

♪ Do you know I got it? ♪

♪ All I'm askin' ♪

- Turn it out, bitch.
- ♪ Is for a little respect ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Hey, baby,
when you get home ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Mister ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ I ain't
gonna do you wrong... ♪

I'm making sure
the judges can see

I understand
the meaning of the song.

Little sis,
you gotta look at me.

You need some respect, honey.

♪ Is for a little respect ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Baby, when you get home ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

I see Daya's kind of taking up

the majority
of the front of the stage.

Okay, I see what you're doing.

This Daya needs to learn some
R-E-S-P-E-C-T in this bitch.

Okay? TCB.

♪ Is to give me my propers
when you get home ♪

♪ Just a, just a,
just a, just a ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ Just a, just a,
just a, just a ♪

♪ When you get home ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Ooh, your kisses,
sweeter than honey ♪

♪ And guess what? ♪

♪ So is my money ♪

♪ Find out
what it means to me ♪

♪ Take care, TCB ♪

♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me ♪

♪ A little respect ♪

♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me ♪

♪ Whoa, babe,
just a little bit ♪

♪ A little respect,
just a little bit ♪

- ♪ I get tired ♪
- ♪ Just a little bit ♪

- ♪ I keep on tryin' ♪
- ♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ You're runnin' out
of fools ♪

- ♪ And I ain't lyin' ♪
- ♪ Just a little bit ♪

♪ Respect when you come home ♪

♪ Re, re, re, re ♪

♪ Or you might walk in ♪

I don't know.

Dang.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Aah!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Daya Betty.

Shantay you stay.

Aah! Thank you!

Oh, my God.

You are safe
to slay another day.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Get it, girl.

- I love you.
- Love you.

Props to you, big sis.
You got me, gal.

Whew, Miss Thing!

Bitch, Jasmine thought

she was being slick, girl,
choosing Daya.

Daya said, no, ma'am, no Pam,
no ham, no turkey, bitch.

Not on this day.

Jasmine Kennedie,
I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up
for elimination.

Please step to the back of
the stage to await your fate.

Can't wait to see
who I'm up against next.

Thank you.

I did talk a big game, saying
I was going to send her home,

and put my foot in my mouth.
Um...

But let her go, because
she wouldn't have been able

to lip sync
any of those other songs.

I have no idea
who the winner is.

The TV goes blank,

so I'm just waiting
in anticipation.

Aah!

I fucking knew it!

Oh, my God,
did you see what happened?

Yes, bitch!

I was so scared.

I was so scared.
Oh, my God!

I feel like a badass
because I just beat Jasmine.

I feel like I have
just slayed a giant.

I'm ready to drink.

I'm really fucking proud
of myself.

You should be, bitch.

That was, like, scarier
than the fucking Snatch Game,

to be honest, for me.

How does it feel, bitch?
You were the first one safe.

We get to watch the rest
of these bitches sweat it out.

I know. I can drink
a little bit and just relax.

- Uh-huh.
- It's gonna be so nice.

- Yes.
- Ooh. Oh, okay.

Let me get comfortable.

Will the remaining five queens
please step forward.

Is this, like, our Super Bowl?

- I guess so, yeah.
- That's what it feels like.

I feel like we're,
like, watching football.

Let's see who's lip syncing

in round two of our Smackdown.

Calix, will you do us the honor?

Show us whose ball
you are holding.

Who is it, who is it, who is it?

WP. Willow Pill.

Willow!

Ooh!

Willow, you'll be competing

in tonight's second lip sync.

Oh, shit.

I didn't want this.

I wanted someone to choose me,

because I wanted to know
what song I'm doing.

Willow, which queen
do you choose as your opponent?

Willow's been playing her cards

very close to her chest,
you know,

kind of has a poker face 24/7,

so I really don't know
who she's gonna pick.

I'm picking the girl

that I think is gonna pick
the song that I want.

I choose Bosco.

Yes!

Oh, this is gonna be good.

I think Bosco's a little gooped.

I see you, Willow.
You better werk.

Bosco, now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

Never Too Much, Don't Let Go,

Love Don't Cost a Thing,
or Radio?

Let's do Never Too Much
by Luther Vandross.

Hey!

All right, now.

We gonna get this party
motherfucking started!

I am so happy.

That is the only song
that I wanted.

She played right into my hands.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

Oh, my God.

Where's the popcorn?
I need the popcorn.

Two queens stand before me.

Willow Pill, Bosco,

this is your chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life!

This is my first time lip
syncing in front of the judges.

The Luther song
is one of my karaoke jams,

so I'm excited to do that.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Yes, Willow!

Come on, legs.
Look at Bosco's legs!

♪ I can't fool myself ♪

♪ I don't want nobody else
to ever love me ♪

♪ You are my shining star ♪

♪ My guiding light,
my love fantasy ♪

♪ There's not a minute,
hour, day or night ♪

♪ That I don't love you ♪

♪ You're at
the top of my list ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm always
thinking of you ♪

♪ I still remember
in the days... ♪

They're taking
two different approaches.

I think Willow's doing more,
like, serious note.

Yeah, what the song
kind of embodies.

I think Bosco's a little just,
like, just be sexy and move.

- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

♪ To swim in ♪

♪ That's when
you opened up your heart ♪

♪ And you told me to come in ♪

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ A thousand kisses from you ♪

♪ Is never too much ♪

♪ I just don't wanna stop ♪

♪ Oh, my love ♪

Yes!

♪ A million days
in your arms... ♪

I'm completely
in the zone right now.

I'm thinking about
what the song means.

I just want the judges
to only be looking at me.

♪ Too much, never too much ♪

♪ Never too much... ♪

I'm the only bitch in the room.

Come on, sis!

Come on, Willow!

♪ Well, who needs
to go to work ♪

♪ To hustle
for another dollar? ♪

♪ I'd rather be with you ♪

♪ 'Cause you make my heart
scream and holler... ♪

I know these words.
I love this song.

I'm trying to be
very, very confident.

This isn't a lip sync

that requires the bells
and the whistles.

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ A million days
in your arms ♪

♪ Is never too much ♪

♪ Never too much, never
too much, never too much ♪

♪ And I just don't wanna stop ♪

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ A thousand kisses from you ♪

♪ Is never too much ♪

♪ Never, never ♪

♪ Never too much, never
too much, never too much ♪

♪ I just don't wanna stop ♪

That was so much fun.

Aw, Luther!

Whoo!

- Oh, my God.
- Yes.

Anxiety.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

- Yep. Yep.
- Oh!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Willow Pill, shantay you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you.

In this competition,

I don't tell people
what my capabilities are.

I don't bark, I don't hiss,
I just do.

Bosco, I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up
for elimination.

Please step
to the back of the stage

to await your fate.

As Bosco's walking back,

her face is gooped, gagged,
and, like, a little pissed.

I think she's definitely
shaking in her boots,

but, girl, you ain't
gonna win a lip sync

if you are in your head.

- Let's cheers.
- Cheers.

To handsome women.

Amen.

- Cheers to being safe.
- Cheers, cheers, cheers.

And I can't wait to see
who walks through this door.

Mm-hmm.

Hello, darlings!

- Oh, my God.
- Yes!

- Thank goodness.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Bitch, bitch, bitch!

You ate that shit up!

I feel great to have survived

the Lip Sync Lalaparuza
extravaganza banana.

- Congrats, babydoll.
- Yes.

This feels like enough
redemption for Snatch Game.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, for sure.

I am just so happy that
I get to watch and sit back.

It is so much better this way,

and it's like watching sports,
I imagine.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, boy, let's get comfy.

Will the remaining queens
step to the front of the stage?

All three of them
are great lip syncers.

Oh, my fucking God.

Ladies, how do you feel
about a three-way?

- My favorite.
- Same.

Because the fickle finger
of fate

has chosen the three of you

to lip sync
in our next smackdown.

I wanna throw up.

Let's do it.

I do like threesomes.

This'll be my first time
doing a threesome on stage,

but, mm, okay.

Now let's find out which queen
will choose the song.

Oh, bitch!

Calix, please do us the honor.

Now, show us whose ball
you're holding.

J.

J is for Jorgeous.

This is gonna be fun.

Angeria and Lady Camden,

they are probably gooped,
gabbed, and betribbled

figuring out that Jorgeous
gets to pick the song.

Jorgeous, what song
do you choose?

Will it be Don't Let Go,

Love Don't Cost a Thing,

or Radio?

She wants JLo hands down.

She looks like JLo,
bitch, like...

Honestly, you're right.

If Jorgeous gets
Love Don't Cost a Thing,

good luck to anybody else.

I would just jump off the stage
onto a spike

and end it all.

Jorgeous, what song
do you choose?

Ooh, this is
a lot of good options.

Love Don't Cost a Thing.

How about we do Radio
by Beyoncé?

- What?
- Oh, shit!

Oh, my God, I did not
see that shit coming.

Radio by Beyoncé.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

Three queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
for one of you to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The other two queens
will have to lip sync again.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life.

You know, I'm ready
to just fucking go for it.

In my mind, I can hear
my motorcycle engine

being, like, vroom, vroom,
vrr-vrr-vroom.

Let's go.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ I be on the hotline,
like, every day ♪

♪ Making sure the DJ
know what I want him to play ♪

♪ You know I got my top back
and my beat low ♪

♪ Rocking my stunner shades
and turning up my radio ♪

♪ Turn up my radio ♪

Oh, yes, Jorgeous!

♪ I think I'm in love
with my radio ♪

♪ 'Cause it never
lets me down... ♪

Right out the gate,

they are pulling dance moves
and shenanigans.

It is an all-out brawl.

♪ Whenever I hear
that sound, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You're the only one ♪

♪ That papa allowed
to hang out in my room ♪

♪ With the door closed,
we'd be alone ♪

♪ Hold him in my arms
and look out of my window ♪

♪ Under the moonlight ♪

♪ And he'd be keeping me calm,
so I'd never let him go ♪

♪ He's got a place
in my heart ♪

- They're all killing it.
- Literally!

It's a full-on dance recital.

♪ Get into my car,
I turn it up ♪

♪ Then I hear vibrations
all up in my trunk ♪

♪ And the bass line
be rattling through my seats ♪

♪ Then that crazy feeling
starts happening ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

I'm giving Jorgeous
a little physical contact.

I'm sorry!

♪ 'Cause it never
lets me down ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ And I fall in love
with my stereo ♪

♪ With my stereo ♪

♪ I be on the hotline,
like, every day ♪

♪ Making sure the DJ know
what I want him to play ♪

♪ Turn up my radio,
radio, radio ♪

♪ I'm in love with my radio ♪

Gotta get three! Aw.

♪ 'Cause it never
lets me down ♪

♪ And I fall in love
with my stereo ♪

♪ Whenever I hear that sound ♪

♪ Oh, oh, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Whenever I hear that sound ♪

- Wow.
- Whew.

I'm tired just watching that.

It's like a hot-ass
fucking girl group.

That's literally Seduction
up there.

If only Seduction could do that.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jorgeous.

Shantay you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Yes!

Honestly, I am not surprised
by the outcome.

Are you surprised, America?

You may leave the stage.

Thank y'all so much,
I appreciate it.

Thank y'all. Ow.

- Good job, babycakes.
- Thank you, babe.

Angeria.

Lady Camden.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are still up for elimination.

Okay.

Jorgeous better come back here.

- Oh, it'll be Jorgeous.
- And if it's not Jorgeous,

I'm gonna be fucking shook.

I'll be shocked.
I'll be shocked.

Like, honestly,
I'm gonna be like, what?

Hey, bitches of the world!

Are you gagged?
Are you gagged, though?

I saw Jorgeous
in a couple other lip syncs,

but that was from behind.

And now that I've seen her face,
it looks effortless.

The obsession Ru has with you,

I've always kind of been
a little jealous of,

but I fucking understand it.

I was watching that,
like, oh, my God,

I am a Jorgeous stan, you know?

Bitch, I'm recharged up now
after that gig, so...

Well, let's go back
to this fucking lip sync.

Yeah.

Jasmine, Bosco,

please step forward

and join Angeria
and Lady Camden.

This is full battle royale,

and you have to continue on
and do another lip sync.

If you lose three in a row,
you are out.

I think we're all collectively
shitting our pants right now.

My queens, it's time
for the fourth round

of our Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.

Someone's going home today.

Like, that reality sets in

when I look around and see
that there's three other girls

that I have to
battle up against.

All four of them
are technically dancers.

I'm slightly worried
about Bosco,

just because out of
those four that are left,

she gets in her head the most.

Let's find out who will be
lip syncing next.

Calix, please do us the honor.

Please pick a ball.

Show us whose ball
you are holding.

Camden, which queen
do you choose as your opponent?

Think long and hard.

This decision will follow you
for the rest of your life.

I choose Bosco.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Well, fuck, guys.

I'm immediately, like, oh, shit,

she's probably
mad at me right now.

It's a fucking competition.

Angeria and Jasmine,

you may step
to the back of the stage.

I'm annoyed that Lady Camden
didn't pick me,

because now I have to lip sync
against Angeria.

- Oh, why is she crying?
- She's crying?

- Why is she crying?
- Because she loves Angie.

I know, but, girl, come on,
get your head in the game.

Bosco, now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

Think long and hard, Bosco.

Your future in this competition
may depend on your choice.

Lady Camden is a fabulous
performer and dancer.

She is a stunt queen,

so that's not what
we're going to be doing today.

Bosco, which song do you choose?

Don't Let Go.

Don't Let Go by En Vogue.

- I knew it.
- Bosco, you better turn out.

Don't Let Go by En Vogue.

I think it's a smart choice,

because we've only seen Camden
do a million different splits

and a million
different variations.

That's not what
this song is about,

so I think it's well played
by Bosco.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The nerves set in,

because I look like a giant,
neon pink skunk right now.

I look like Sonic the Hedgehog's
bitch girlfriend.

Like, how am I gonna do
this soulful song?

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life!

This is my second time
lip syncing,

so I'm a little tired.

But back in the clubs,

we have to do, like, three
or four numbers all the time,

so I can definitely handle this.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ What's it gonna be,
'cause I can't pretend ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be
more than friends? ♪

♪ I often tell myself ♪

♪ That we could be more
than just friends ♪

♪ I know you think
that if we move too soon ♪

♪ It would all end ♪

♪ I live in misery ♪

♪ When you're not around ♪

♪ And I won't be satisfied
till we're taking those vows ♪

♪ There'll be
some love making... ♪

Oh, my God,
Camden is sending me in.

- Yes.
- Oh, my God.

♪ What's it gonna be? ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't pretend ♪

♪ I can't pretend, no ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be
more than friends? ♪

I feel like a lesbian
for Camden right now.

Yes. Me, too.

I'm like, if she comes back
here, I'm gonna sit on her lap.

Maybe her face if you're nasty.

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

♪ For the sake of you and I ♪

♪ Together
we can make it right ♪

♪ What's it gonna be? ♪

Camden is using her dance skills
in just the right way,

and it's just flowing
like butter.

Does butter flow?
I don't know.

Butter spreads.
She's spreading like butter.

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You got the right,
you got the right ♪

♪ Don't let go,
'cause I can't pretend ♪

♪ What's it gonna be? ♪

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Lady Camden, shantay you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Yes, bitch, still here!

Wonderful performance.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

As I'm leaving the stage,
I'm just thinking I want a hug.

Bosco, I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are still up
for elimination.

Don't give up.

You still have a chance.

Now please step
to the back of the stage.

Not in the clear yet.

I still have one chance to keep
my spot in this competition,

but I really did not want it
to come this close.

Oh, look, there's a fly
on my straw.

Hello.

- Eat it.
- Eat it.

I'll give you a dollar.

Oh, don't!

They fully almost did it.

I just fucking gagged.

We did not get to see
who wins the lip sync,

so we're all just waiting

to see who's gonna be
coming through those doors.

I felt like I wanted to be
inside of Lady...

- 's mind.
- Oh!

I would be shook if it's Bosco,

but it's possible,
you never know.

Bitch, yes!

Get your drink, girl,
get your drink.

Can I have a hug, please?

Camden!

Come here, sister!

- Camden!
- You did amazing!

I just get so emotional,

because I realize how much
I want this, you know,

and how much I wanna be here.

You fucking slayed it.

Our money was on you, girl.

Whew, it's a lot, man.

I don't know what just happened,
but I'm feeling very emotional.

I have goosebumps.

I was turned the fuck on,
to be honest.

I was, like, oh, fuck.

She wanted to top you.

I was like, mm-hmm, okay, Lady!

- Cheers to Camden.
- Cheers, Camden!

Cheers. Love you, Cam.

Love you guys so much.

- You turned it, bitch.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, that scared
the shit outta me.

Angeria, Jasmine,
please step forward.

This moment feels really,
really weird right now for me,

because I didn't wanna have
to lip sync against Jasmine.

I love you.

Jasmine and I have gotten,
like, really close.

But at this point,
it's a competition,

and I'm gonna
have to do what I do.

Gosh.

This is gonna be fucking fierce.

Like, I know Jasmine is, like,
the bucker and the dancer,

but Angie has, like,
a little something-something

that I feel like
she's gonna bring to this.

The fickle finger of fate
has chosen your pairing

and your song:

Love Don't Cost a Thing
by Jennifer Lopez.

I've never performed
this song before,

but I'm gonna
have to perform this song

like I perform it every
Friday night at the club.

Ladies, assume the positions.

I love Angeria so much.

I'm trying
to hold back my tears,

but this is a competition,
and we have signed up for this,

and if we have to lip sync
against each other,

we have to lip sync
against each other.

I have so much at stake
that I have to.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your
second chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Think you gotta
keep me iced? You don't ♪

♪ Think I'm gonna spend
your cash? I won't ♪

♪ Even if you were broke,
my love don't cost a thing ♪

♪ When you rolled up
in the Escalade ♪

♪ Saw that truck
you gave to the valet ♪

♪ But your heart's a mess,
think you outta know ♪

♪ Doesn't matter if
you're balling out of control ♪

♪ All that matters
is that you treat me right ♪

♪ Give me all the things I need
that money can't buy, yeah ♪

♪ Think you gotta
keep me iced? You don't ♪

♪ Think I'm gonna
spend your cash? I won't ♪

♪ Even if you were broke,
my love don't cost a thing ♪

♪ Think I wanna drive
your Benz? I don't, ooh ♪

♪ If I wanna floss,
I got my own... ♪

Angie has presence.

Like, she has, like, that
old school, like, drag presence.

♪ Seen a side of you
that I really feel ♪

♪ Doing way too much,
never keep it real ♪

♪ If it doesn't change,
gotta hit the road ♪

♪ Now I'm leaving, where's
my keys, I've got to go ♪

♪ All that matters
is that you treat me right ♪

♪ Give me all the things I need
that money can't buy, yeah ♪

♪ Think you gotta
keep me iced? You don't ♪

♪ Think I'm gonna
spend your cash? I won't ♪

♪ Even if you were broke ♪

♪ My love don't cost a thing,
thing, thing, thing ♪

♪ You think the money
that you make ♪

♪ Can substitute
the time you take ♪

♪ There's more
than dollar signs in you ♪

♪ Then you can win my heart,
and get what's in my heart ♪

This is close, you know.

Ooh, okay. Jasmine's body
looks so good there.

♪ I won't ♪

♪ Even if you were broke,
my love don't cost a thing ♪

♪ Think I wanna drive
your Benz? I don't ♪

♪ If I wanna floss,
I got my own ♪

♪ Even if you were broke,
my love don't cost a thing ♪

Yes, girl!

- That was good.
- That was sickening.

I literally have zero idea
who would win.

I don't know. I think
Jasmine did really good.

Honestly, Angie
really knew the words,

and she wasn't doing a lot,
she was embodying the song.

She did know the words.

The fast little parts
that our eye goes to

to see if you know it, because
we know it's the hardest part,

it's like, and if you don't
know it, you don't know it.

There's a part of me that is
really wanting it to be Angie,

but there's also part of me

that's, like, Jasmine
did hold her fucking own.

Angie can't leave this
competition right now.

I need Angeria
to walk through that door.

And not only do I want her
to come through the door,

but I think
she really deserves it.

I gotta give props
where it's due,

and Jasmine, like,
gave the sex of it.

There was a moment
where Jasmine,

like, did this thing
with her body

where her legs
were perfectly like this,

and then her back went...

and it was good.

Some of the girls
think Angie's performance

out-performed Jasmine,

but if I'm being honest,

Jasmine has an equal shot
to walk in the door right now,

because Jasmine
did give it to me.

I don't know. I don't know.

It's close. It's close.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Angeria, shantay you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you.

Love you, baby.

I love you.

Whew. Whew. Whew.

Oh, oh!

All right, bitch.

Whew, girl!

And she lives
to slay another day.

Oh, my God.

You fucking turned it, bitch.

And you looked so fucking
beautiful out there, bitch.

Oh, my Angie!

Good job, sister.

I love you, Jasmine,

but I just feel good
in this moment that I'm here.

I'm just so happy
that I'm still here.

Like, I...

I'm so happy you're still here.

- Yeah.
- I'm just so happy she's safe

and she can join me on the couch

and we can cuddle while we watch
the one lip sync that's left.

Who do you think
is gonna have to lip sync?

So the final round comes down
to Jasmine and Bosco.

I know that we love
to sort of tease Jasmine.

I will say she's
the first person

to be, like, well, I'm here,

I'm gonna make
the most out of it.

So I do feel like
she really has a great,

almost relentlessly
positive attitude,

which I think is great.

Do you think Bosco's,
like, shitting right now?

I think Bosco's
shitting right now.

Well, I don't know, man.

Bosco kind of has, like,
a fire, you know.

I think she's fucking ready
to let Jasmine have it.

She has a focus,

and I'm sure that she's ready
to do what she needs to do.

Whoever loses this one

is gonna be the one
that's gonna be sent home.

This is, like, the final,
like, it is now or never.

All right, here we go.

- So it begins.
- Oh, my God.

Welcome back to the final round

of our Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.

Ladies, you still have
one more chance

to save yourself
from elimination.

Bosco, Jasmine,
I want you to know

that whoever leaves us tonight,
it's going to hurt.

This is the one
for all the marbles.

There is no time to be scared,
there's only time to be fierce.

Two queens stand before me.

It's primetime.

This is do or die,
and I'm ready to do it.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance

of Swept Away
by the great Diana Ross.

I am not going home.

I'm gonna kick Jasmine's ass.

This is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life.

Here we go.
Turn it out, sisters.

This is literally fight
to the death, tooth and nail.

I've seen her
lip syncing skills today,

and they don't scare me.

I'm ready.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Yes, come on, floor work!

I was lying there,
lying on the beach.

I dreamed you were there.

I feel the heat,

the sun, and the waves.

When you touched my hand,

we were on a desert island.

And I had a dream.

I was swept away.

- ♪ No, it doesn't matter ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ It doesn't matter,
'cause nothing lasts forever ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing last forever ♪

♪ No, it doesn't matter ♪

- ♪ No ♪
- ♪ It doesn't matter ♪

I've been relying on my tricks,

so I'm doing something
a little bit more campy and fun,

and I don't think they're
gonna be expecting it from me.

♪ I was swept away ♪

♪ Swept away ♪

♪ I was swept away with you ♪

♪ Swept away ♪

♪ I was swept away ♪

I will say this, bitch.

To do this three times, Jasmine
got a lot of energy, bitch.

Okay, bitch?

♪ For a day
or maybe for a lifetime ♪

♪ Break away, is he
throwing me a lifeline? ♪

♪ If I say that this
will be the last time ♪

♪ Swept away,
will it end with you? ♪

Fuck, bitch, yes!

I am breaking out
all of my stripper moves,

splaying my taint
for RuPaul to judge.

- Whoo!
- Whoa!

I know she loves it.

♪ Ooh, swept away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, swept away ♪

♪ No, it won't, no, it won't ♪

♪ No, it doesn't matter ♪

I could watch this
for hours, bitch.

♪ Swept away ♪

♪ Nothing lasts forever ♪

♪ Nothing lasts,
nothing lasts ♪

♪ Nothing lasts forever ♪

♪ Swept away ♪

That was fucking hot, man!

That was sickening, bitch.

Who do you think is going
to walk through that door?

♪ Bosco ♪

Anything could happen.
You just never know.

- The nerves.
- Ladies...

I've made my decision.

Bosco, shantay you stay.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you.

Yay, baby, congrats.

Go be a Gemini winner
for us, okay?

I just did the thing
against Jasmine.

I get to stay.

I know that, like,
everybody wants to be here,

but it feels like
I need to be here.

Jasmine, your fate now rests
in the hands of the drag gods.

If you have the gold bar,
you will be saved.

Now let's see whatcha got.

It's chocolate.

It's chocolate.

Jasmine Kennedie,
you've only just begun

to live the life
you were meant to live.

Now sashay away.

Thank you guys so much.

Oh, this y'all?
It's just the exit look.

I'm feeling good.

I really killed
all the lip syncs I thought.

I've been the queen of this
lip sync the most before this,

so I'm not mad.

Even though I didn't win
a challenge or anything,

I won friends,
I won relationships,

and I could not be
more happy than that.

The world is my oyster,

and I'm ready to sop it all up.

Maxine!

It's the same day
in the werkroom!

I didn't really
wanna be in the position

of having to lip sync the most,
but I'm still here.

Oh, my God.
No, don't... not you.

No, I'm just kidding.

"Not you!" Bitch!

Not you either.
Oh, come over here.

I love you.

I feel energized, and I feel
like I have a lot to prove now.

One hiccup
isn't gonna throw me off,

and now is the time
to really fight to be seen.

I just feel hungry.

There's no place
to be safe anymore.

Like, you either win
or you go home.

Ladies, I have one thing to say.

Oh, my God.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

Let the music play!

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

Do the Jorgeous.
Do the Jorgeous.

Do the Jorgeous,
Do the Jorgeous.

Whoo!

I love it!

Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be starring in Moulin Ru!

Wow!

Oh, my God, Leslie Jordan.

I am gonna be your director.

This is wild.

♪ Moulin Ru ♪

I couldn't get enough.

I have no words.
It is perfect.

You could have gone
so much further with it.

I'm getting the role
of fucking Saltine,

and they are gonna have to drag
my goddamn body out of here

before I leave without it.

Saltine has loads of lines,

and I feel like I'm gonna have
no problem with that.

You sure aren't, because
you're not gonna have them.

Girl.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, playing with
the game of love ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪

♪ Winner ♪

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