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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Hey! Does commitment
have one T or two?
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Nobody?
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Ah, fuck it. Who cares?
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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- ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, do you like this?
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Love it.
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Ah. So, Gordon told me
what you did...
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♪ (BAND SINGING IN SPANISH) ♪
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Oh!
You know what, tell them.
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Come on. Tell them,
tell them about Guatemala.
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Ah! Uh, yeah.
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These girls don't want
to hear about that.
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- Tell us!
- Please, Edward.
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Yeah, go on.
- Tell a story.
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You know how a lot of guys
say they're with the CIA
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so they can get you into bed,
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when they really just sell
aluminum siding?
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Well, he really worked
for the CIA.
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Come on!
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No, you're right.
I sell aluminum siding.
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- Stop it!
- I knew it!
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He's lying.
He's making me look like a liar.
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Funny story about Guatemala.
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I let el presidente
and his wife escape into exile.
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They insisted that this scrawny
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Argentine medical student
come with them.
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And do you know
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- who that kid was?
- Who?
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Ernesto Guevara.
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Che fucking Guevara.
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- Che.
- Far out.
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Do you know who that is?
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A musician?
No.
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When the CIA assassinated Che,
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they sent this guy
the son of a bitch's hands
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- in a fucking box! In a box!
- Hey, who's telling this story?
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I'm sorry.
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I just love that part, though.
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In a box! Hello!
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- Hands in a box.
- And tiny.
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"Merry Christmas.
Oh, it's a present?
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No, it's fucking hands!"
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So, like,
what do you need us for?
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Well, we've got big plans
for the Democrats!
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As you may or may not know,
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the Democratic National
Convention will be held here.
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- In Miami.
- Uh, yeah. We're well aware.
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- It's high season.
- We would set you two up
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with a few of your friends
in a swanky yacht,
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with all the champagne
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and cocaine
your little hearts desired,
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and a couple
of hidden movie cameras
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for our friends
back in Washington.
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- Like, for blackmail?
- Ooh!
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So, how do we know
we can trust you?
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My word is my bond.
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I do not bend.
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And I do not break.
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Please stop.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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Oh! May I see some ID?
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Jim. I just walked out of here
15 minutes ago.
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- You saw me leave.
- Did I?
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You know I outrank you.
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Members of the Committee need
to have ID on them at all times.
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Do you ask Mitchell for his ID?
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No. I know John Mitchell
by sight.
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He's the attorney general
and head of the committee.
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Well...
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...you're about to get
very used to the sight of me.
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- I just moved my office here.
- I'll vouch for him, Jim.
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Gordon here's in charge
of dirty tricks.
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First thing tomorrow,
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we're actually going
to pitch his million-dollar,
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rat-fucking idea
to Mr. Mitchell.
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Oh, is that so?
Good luck with that.
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Let's go.
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Jeb, do not tell people
what I really do here.
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- Especially that oddball.
- Ooh!
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- Are these the goods, Gordo?
- Hey!
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Yes, straight from the CIA
art department.
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- What happened to your hand?
- I burned it. On purpose.
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Hey, where is this spook
partner of yours?
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He'll be popping by
from the White House.
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Don't you worry.
He will be here.
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- Morning, gentlemen.
- Howard Hunt, Jeb Magruder.
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Jeb, pleased to meet you.
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How did you get in here?
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- How do you like steel?
- Oh, do you play?
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Well, I dabble. Yeah.
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You and I might need
to get out on the court,
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mix it up at my club.
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Ah, Chevy Chase, right?
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I heard all you CIA spooks
belong there.
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Lakewood, actually.
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Chevy Chase is a little stuffy
for my taste.
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See you on the court.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- What is that?
- Walther Luftpistole.
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Like the James Bond posters?
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Mm, mm.
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Silent.
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Lethal.
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German.
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Oh, okay! Okay.
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Hey, I don't care if it can suck
my cock and cook me breakfast,
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there's no guns
in the office, Gordon.
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Everyone's a lot safer
with this baby here in my desk.
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Oh, Jesus.
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Hi, Willie.
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Oh, let me get that, dear.
Oh!
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- Wow, this is really something.
- Oh, well. It's not bad.
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You should see
the University Club.
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Oh, hi!
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Gordon, maybe we should join
a club.
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I'm game. Good for hobnobbing.
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Think you could get us in here?
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Well, it is a two-year waitlist.
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Dear, I think
that's a very kind way of saying
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- we wouldn't get in.
- Oh, I-- I got it.
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Don't take wop-mick
mongrels from Hoboken.
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So much for the Master Race,
eh, Gordon?
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Touché.
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- Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt.
- Ah, aloha, Louis.
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Got your favorite table
all ready.
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- Right this way.
- Thank you.
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Wonderful.
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This is so exciting!
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By this time tomorrow,
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Gordon and I
should have John Mitchell
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eating out of our hands.
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Hmm, just like Martha.
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Ow!
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Hell, yeah.
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Okay! Come on
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Did you know they were going
to be here?
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- No, I didn't.
- Are those your children?
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- Hmm.
- Yes.
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- Hey!
- Oh.
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Going up.
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I am way too fucking high
to go over there right now.
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It'll be worse if we don't.
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- Good. Here they come.
- Coming over.
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- Lisa's acting weird.
- How can you tell?
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Hello, Daddy-o.
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Lisa, St. John,
this is Fran and Gordon Liddy.
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Hi. You must be the Smithie?
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No, that's Kevan,
my younger sister.
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- I'm Lisa. The other one.
- Oh.
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Yeah, I'm the one
they don't talk about.
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The college dropout.
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Your father
absolutely mentioned you.
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You are the one
that had the car accident.
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- Gordon!
- What? She did.
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A pretty bad blow to the head.
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Sorry.
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Are you okay, sweetie?
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She's fine.
She just needs some air. Right?
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Uh, yeah,
we should hit the road.
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Yes.
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- Enchanté.
- Auf wiedersehen.
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- She seems very bright.
- Hmm.
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The boy, too.
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I don't know what gave you
that impression.
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- Who's hungry?
- ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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You know, that's quite
the, uh, hippy cut on your boy.
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Hmm. Reminds me of the time
that I busted Timothy Leary.
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Oh, that man should be rotting
in a cold cell.
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He was living
in this great big mansion,
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all these zonked-out
hippie kids...
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Mm-hmm.
...urinating
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- and defecating on the floor.
- Good Lord, Gordon.
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Maybe we're not country club
material after all.
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Say,
what if we were to pitch
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Mitchell something like that
at the Democratic convention?
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You know, sort of show some
of those stoner supporters
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pissing on the floor.
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You could
have them shouting.
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"Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!"
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"Piss on Nixon"! That is genius.
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Uh, what do you think
about that, Fran?
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Oh, Gordon and I
never discuss his work.
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That's our secret
to a happy marriage.
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Oh, I wondered
what the secret was.
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Well, the junkies
would certainly be arrested,
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and they would tell the police
that they've been paid.
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Excuse me?
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It's very high-risk, low-reward.
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Howard, maybe we just talk
about it tomorrow at work.
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I don't know. It's risky.
Maybe too risky.
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- I'm sorry, uh, Mr. Hunt?
- Hey, Don!
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- This is my friend, Gordon.
- Oh, pleasure. Uh--
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Um, there's a bit of an incident
with your daughter.
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What? All right. All right.
Let's go.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Then why don't you
apologize to him!
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- Get your hands off of me!
- Calm down!
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Louis, tell them
what he just said to you!
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- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- I really didn't hear anything.
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Now, Lisa, maybe you misheard
what you thought you heard.
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Louis just doesn't want
to be fired
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for being Black and outspoken!
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I don't want
to be fired, period.
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You had to create a scene here?
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Do you have any idea
how important tomorrow is to me?
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Do you know how much
you've embarrassed us?
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I am so sorry, everyone.
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Lisa, honey, we love you.
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I think you need
some rest, okay?
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So why don't you go home,
the two of you.
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Come on, sis. I'm really hungry.
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Oh, Tom?
Uh, Lisa wants to say sorry.
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Yeah, go ahead.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
Racist fucking pig!
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Goddammit!
Hey! Stop that!
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I am so sorry, everyone.
Tom. I really--
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Uh, Don,
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whatever the damages are,
just put them on my bill.
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Right. Of course, I will.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Excuse me, Mr. Hunt,
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speaking of finances,
uh, you're late again.
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I'd ordinarily let it slide,
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but this has been four months
in a row.
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- Oh! It's been that long?
- Four months?
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It's still-- The White House
has been running me ragged.
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And-- And we're very proud
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that you're there working
on our behalf,
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but I just wanted to remind you,
in case it had slipped
your mind.
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No, absolutely not.
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We will take care of everything,
won't we, Howard?
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Yes. Absolutely,
we will take care of everything.
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Thank you.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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And that, gentlemen,
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is how we will suppress
the Negro vote.
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Next up, in this treasure trove
of operations
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we call Project GEMSTONE,
Project SAPPHIRE.
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What if we were able
to turn Democrats
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into free-flowing sources
of information?
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- How would we do that?
- Blackmail.
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While the Democratic convention
is in full swing in Miami,
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we charter a yacht.
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Downstairs in the staterooms, hookers.
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Behind the two-way mirror,
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lowlight movies
and still cameras.
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We are envisioning
an Oriental theme for the boat--
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Sorry, question. Yes.
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So, the hookers are Oriental?
255
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Uh, negative.
The hookers will pose
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as unfaithful DNC housewives
and staffers,
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so, ergo,
Celtic-Teutonic extraction.
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Uh, so, the hookers are German?
259
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No. Celtic-Teutonic.
You know, like my wife.
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- Your wife's a hooker?
- Jeb...
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Next up, radical agitators
have vowed to disrupt
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the GOP convention in San Diego.
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Project DIAMOND will temporarily
decapitate the leadership
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of the radical left.
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And transport
the leading hippies, yuppies,
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and Weather Underground
maniacs to Mexico
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for the duration
of the convention.
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Said leaders are returned,
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unharmed but disoriented,
after the convention.
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Or not, you know.
A fist full of pesos
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digs a pretty deep ditch
in Mexico.
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
273
00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:04,077
So, you're going to kill people?
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That was a joke.
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- Yeah, but we can.
- Temporary relocation. Unharmed.
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We can absolutely
have them killed, that's not--
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Fine. We won't have them killed,
278
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because Project RUBY
is already underway,
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as we have recruited
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covert operatives
to plant inside
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both the Democratic candidate's
campaign and the DNC.
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That about wraps it up.
283
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Oh, no. Project GARNET,
is a classic false flag op.
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We round up Miami's seediest
undesirables and outfit them
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with all the Democrat paraphernalia
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their filthy little hands
can carry.
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Which brings us
to Project EMERALD.
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Our high-speed chase plane
electronically eavesdrops
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on the enemy candidate's planes
and campaign buses.
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Project CRYSTAL,
microwave interception
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of telephonic conversations.
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Project TOPAZ.
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And last, but not least,
Project OPAL.
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Bugging the DNC
and the candidate.
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We'll be able to intercept
confidential information,
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and anticipate strategy,
whether it's Muskie,
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or if Teddy manages to steal
the nomination.
298
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But no matter who they run,
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Project GEMSTONE will give us
the strategic edge we need
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to secure
the president's victory.
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Four more years of peace,
prosperity, and strength,
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all for the low, low price
of one million dollars.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
304
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A million dollars is a hell
of a lot more money
305
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- than I had in mind.
- A lot more.
306
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What about
a half million dollars?
307
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:47,639
Gordon. Burn all that.
308
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Don't give it to some lackey
to throw into a dumpster.
309
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I want you to burn it
in your own fireplace
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with your own two hands.
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Yep.
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Want to grab a beer?
314
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,369
Yeah, sorry. I gotta go home.
315
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:40,024
You still have your writing.
They can't take that from you.
316
00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:43,278
I feel like I was given
one last chance
317
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and it got yanked away.
318
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Mitchell was furious.
319
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:51,119
Gordon just kept going
and going. It's over, Dot.
320
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I'm going to be stuck at Mullen
for the rest of my life.
321
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:57,667
On the bright side,
we're done with Herr Liddy.
322
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Welcome home, Papa.
323
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We're jamming at Sully's.
You want to come?
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Doesn't that sound like fun,
Papa?
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That is absolutely
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the last thing
my splitting headache needs.
327
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,391
- Good luck, kiddo.
- Sure, whatever. It's fine.
328
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:15,643
You'll get another chance, honey.
329
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:20,064
I would love to see your band.
Are you taking requests?
330
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- Mom.
- Yeah?
331
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,985
We're not playing
MacArthur Park.
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Come on!
333
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
334
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,041
Mr. Hunt! Mr. Liddy wants you
to read Jack Anderson's column
335
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and call him immediately.
336
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Mr. Liddy
can go fuck himself.
337
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,088
Good evening.
338
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Charges made by newspaper
columnist Jack Anderson
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have raised grave questions
about the integrity
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of the Nixon administration.
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Anderson wrote today
that he has evidence
342
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:55,475
that the International Telephone
and Telegraph company
343
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made a secret deal
with the administration
344
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to obtain a favorable settlement
of a giant antitrust suit.
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00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,151
Anderson said that a memo
he obtained from ITT files
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showed that the settlement
was a payoff for a pledge
347
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:11,533
by ITT to contribute up
to 400,000 dollars
348
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for the upcoming Republican
National Convention
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in San Diego.
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Anderson quotes ITT's
top lobbyist, Dita Beard,
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saying she discussed
arrangements for settling
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the case with Attorney General
John Mitchell
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at a party last May.
354
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- Liddy here.
- It's Howard. Got your message.
355
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,472
Howard, thank you
for, uh, calling me back.
356
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:36,516
Of course.
I just read the paper.
357
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,101
You saw it?
Hmm.
358
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:41,187
"We now have evidence
that the settlement
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of the Nixon Administration's
biggest antitrust case
360
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was privately arranged between
Attorney General John Mitchell
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00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,407
and the top lobbyist
for the company involved."
362
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:55,243
"For 400,000 dollars
in hotel rooms,
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and we have this on the word
of the lobbyist herself,
364
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,166
crusty, capable Dita Beard,
365
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,586
the International Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
366
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:07,797
She acknowledged the secret deal
after we obtained
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a highly incriminating memo,
368
00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:14,053
written by her,
from ITT's files."
369
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,847
They're going
to crucify Mitchell.
370
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:19,559
And the president,
unless we can figure out
how to stop it.
371
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,394
Shit.
372
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,854
We've got
a second chance, Howard.
373
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,564
I will call you later.
374
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,734
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
375
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,152
Hey, Gordo.
376
00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:32,113
You see the papers? Dita Beard?
377
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:35,783
Jack Anderson has her memo
that says Mitchell got Justice
378
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,785
to drop an antitrust lawsuit
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00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,622
in exchange
for 400,000 dollars' worth
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00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:43,875
of San Diego hotel rooms
for the Republican convention?
381
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:44,959
Yeah.
382
00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:50,632
He is accusing our boss
of felony bribery.
383
00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:52,759
If they connect this
to the president...
384
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,801
Calm down, okay.
385
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,386
The White House said
that the memo's a fake.
386
00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,555
It's just the usual anti-Nixon
hatchet job
387
00:19:57,555 --> 00:20:01,935
by the liberal press.
This will blow over, trust me.
388
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:05,396
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- The Senate Judiciary Committee
plans to hold a hearing tomorrow
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00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,273
on charges
that the Nixon Administration
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00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,943
made a secret deal
with the International Telephone
391
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,486
and Telegraph Company.
392
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,781
Attorney General John Mitchell
has been summoned to testify
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00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,741
and answer accusations
of bribery
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00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,117
raised by the so-called
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00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,994
- Dita Beard memo.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
396
00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:22,330
Well,
Mitchell's officially fucked.
397
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,874
But we still need
to have a goddamned convention.
398
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:27,043
Yeah, well, I'm not going
to hang him out to dry.
399
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,795
Jim, we are moving
the convention to Miami,
400
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,255
ergo, we're not paying
401
00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:32,465
a San Diego security firm
jack shit.
402
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,800
All right, I'm gonna call him
right now.
403
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,468
Okay, I'll have the president
send him a bunch
404
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,803
of fucking buttons or something.
405
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:40,932
Oh, may I see some ID?
406
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,897
...in which
she emphatically denied...
- Jeb.
407
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:52,026
Howard and I would like to talk
to the attorney general
and offer our support.
408
00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:54,195
Are you two
out of your fucking minds?
409
00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:56,406
Do you think John Mitchell
gives a rat's ass
410
00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,199
about your bullshit pranks
right now?
411
00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,702
Mitchell doesn't want to hear
from you two bozos.
412
00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:04,038
The almighty United States
Senate is investigating
413
00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:06,040
this ITT memo bullshit. Okay?
414
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,543
We had to move the entire
convention out of San Diego
415
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:11,462
so there would be no reminder
of Sheraton Hotels.
416
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,089
And the worst part,
417
00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:16,092
is that we had 400 grand
in free hotel rooms.
418
00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:18,928
And you know who's paying
for it now? I am!
419
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,391
Columnist Jack Anderson returned
for a final day of testimony...
420
00:21:23,391 --> 00:21:25,226
I knew this Dita Beard stuff
was gonna come back
421
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,436
and bite us in the ass.
422
00:21:26,436 --> 00:21:30,314
- This is the whole reelection!
- What can I do to help?
423
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:33,151
You want to help?
Go kill Jack Anderson.
424
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:38,781
- Roger that.
- I mean...
425
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:42,160
...and for him
to suggest that he didn't know
426
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,244
about the arrangements
427
00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:45,329
for the convention
that he's going to direct,
428
00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:48,416
uh...
...that strains the truth.
429
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,585
- And, uh...
- I just talked to my guy.
430
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,670
If we don't pay,
he's going to sue.
431
00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:54,005
Uh, where is Gordon?
432
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:56,090
- He left.
- Where'd he go?
433
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,717
He said he was off
to kill Jack Anderson.
434
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,136
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, shit. Here.
435
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,266
Move! Goddammit, move! Move!
436
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,687
Gordon! Gordon! Hey! Hey!
437
00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:13,941
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- McCord told me--
438
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,944
Are you going
to shoot Jack Anderson?
439
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:24,577
When I get an order,
I execute it, Jeb.
440
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,954
I was joking, you crazy bastard!
441
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:30,333
Come on,
I want to talk to you upstairs.
442
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:36,005
I am no joke.
443
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:40,259
I am serious. Deadly serious.
444
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:46,015
You touch me again,
and I will kill you.
445
00:22:54,357 --> 00:22:56,776
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
446
00:22:56,776 --> 00:23:00,738
Yes, if you could
have, uh, Dr. Downey call back
447
00:23:00,738 --> 00:23:02,156
as soon as possible.
448
00:23:03,157 --> 00:23:05,993
Well, it's about
my daughter, Lisa.
449
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:06,994
Howard.
450
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,579
Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
451
00:23:08,579 --> 00:23:10,498
I left word with the doctor.
452
00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:12,291
- She's going to be okay.
- She-- she's locked herself
453
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,501
in the bathroom.
454
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:16,087
She won't come out.
It's-- It's getting worse.
455
00:23:16,087 --> 00:23:17,797
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
456
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,803
Lisa. Open up.
Your mother's getting worried.
457
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,388
Maybe she fell asleep?
458
00:23:25,388 --> 00:23:27,098
- In the tub?
- I hear something.
459
00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:28,641
Lisa? Sweetie?
460
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,478
- Lisa, open this door right now!
- Don't yell.
461
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:35,273
- I'm not yelling!
- Yelling doesn't help anything.
462
00:23:35,273 --> 00:23:37,191
- Is Lisa gonna be okay?
- Go back in your room!
463
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:40,653
Don't yell at him!
Lisa, open this door right now,
464
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,030
or I'm gonna break it down!
Howard. Howard!
465
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,866
Go answer that.
466
00:23:44,866 --> 00:23:46,617
It might be the doctor.
467
00:23:48,369 --> 00:23:51,747
What a nightmare.
Lisa, please. Lisa.
468
00:23:57,962 --> 00:24:00,381
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- Hunt residence.
469
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:02,216
- COLSON'S SECRETARY:
Howard Hunt, please?
- Speaking.
470
00:24:02,216 --> 00:24:04,510
COLSON'S SECRETARY:
I have Charles Colson calling
from the White House.
471
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,679
- Put him through.
- COLSON'S SECRETARY:
Hold, please.
472
00:24:08,556 --> 00:24:10,683
Howard!
- Mm.
473
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,852
Chuck!
How the hell are you?
474
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,980
Doing good, and you?
- Oh, fine and dandy.
475
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:20,902
Just a typical
Saturday with the family.
476
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,403
Howard,
there's been a development
477
00:24:22,403 --> 00:24:23,988
with the Dita Beard situation.
478
00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:25,406
Sweetie? Lisa.
479
00:24:26,157 --> 00:24:28,284
Sis? Come on. Open up. Please?
480
00:24:28,284 --> 00:24:30,328
What did the doctor say?
481
00:24:30,328 --> 00:24:32,872
That was Colson.
I'm needed at the White House.
482
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,624
No. You're needed here.
483
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:36,167
Your family needs you.
484
00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:38,419
Your daughter needs you.
I need you!
485
00:24:38,419 --> 00:24:41,881
I don't know
what to do with this.
486
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,676
She won't come out.
Everything I do is wrong.
487
00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:46,886
What do you want from me?
488
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,305
How about for once
you make us feel like we matter
489
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:53,142
more than your stupid job
or the stupid White House?
490
00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:55,311
That you give a damn
about your family?
491
00:24:56,437 --> 00:24:59,690
Lisa. Lisa, please, honey.
Come on.
492
00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,319
Sweetie?
493
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,786
What the fuck!
Lisa?
494
00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:14,956
She's fine. I care.
I'm going to work.
495
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,875
- Honey.
- Hi, Mama.
496
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,669
- My God.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
497
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,803
Sorry.
498
00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:34,308
Gentlemen. The White House's
experts say the Dita Beard memo
499
00:25:34,308 --> 00:25:35,351
is a problem.
500
00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:38,020
But if we can keep
Beard from testifying,
501
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,398
the case against Mitchell
will collapse.
502
00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,858
Uh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
So what do you need us for?
503
00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:47,697
Because the Senate
deposes Beard tomorrow...
504
00:25:47,697 --> 00:25:50,825
and if she testifies
that she did write it,
505
00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,119
her testimony will be
on the record, then the...
506
00:25:54,912 --> 00:25:57,123
that's enough
for the Senate to keep digging.
507
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,749
And why would she do that?
508
00:25:58,749 --> 00:26:01,252
- Jesus Christ.
- That's why Colson wants us
509
00:26:01,252 --> 00:26:03,921
to get her out of town
and shut her up.
510
00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:07,049
That would certainly
be fortunate.
511
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,386
Gentlemen. Who knows? You may
even impress Mr. Mitchell.
512
00:26:13,556 --> 00:26:15,975
You know what we could do
which would solve this problem--
513
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:19,520
Please, Gordon,
do not say, "Kill her."
514
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:26,360
A dead dog chases no cars.
515
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,907
The murder
of the Senate's lead witness
516
00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:36,370
would not lessen Mitchell's
legal scrutiny.
517
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:40,041
Fine. But solving this
would put us
518
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,209
in Mitchell's good graces.
519
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:46,255
Yeah. That is going
to take some finesse.
520
00:26:46,255 --> 00:26:47,798
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
521
00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:13,115
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
522
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:22,500
Who the fuck are you?
523
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,836
Mrs. Beard,
my name is George F. Leonard,
524
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,129
and I am an attorney.
525
00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:31,384
Bullshit! You look like one
of those Manson family freaks.
526
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:35,846
I apologize for the late hour
and the disguise,
527
00:27:35,846 --> 00:27:39,767
but I suspect
you are under FBI surveillance.
528
00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:45,898
What do you want?
529
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:49,276
I'm here to offer you
some free legal advice.
530
00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:02,164
Hmm. How many kids do you have?
531
00:28:02,164 --> 00:28:03,457
Five.
- Oh?
532
00:28:03,457 --> 00:28:06,627
All grown or in military school.
533
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:09,463
Outstanding. I have five myself.
534
00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,590
So, George,
535
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:15,219
you said you had friends
at the White House?
536
00:28:15,219 --> 00:28:18,013
Affirmative.
537
00:28:18,013 --> 00:28:22,226
Well, some fair-haired fucker
over there is spreading rumors
538
00:28:22,226 --> 00:28:25,146
that Jack Anderson
and I are homosexuals,
539
00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:29,942
that we're in cahoots
on some sort of lesbo-homo plot
540
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,486
against Nixon.
541
00:28:32,486 --> 00:28:35,406
I can assure you,
I know nothing about that.
542
00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:36,991
Neither homo nor lesbo.
543
00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:39,368
Do I look like a lesbian?
544
00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:41,829
No, ma'am.
You seem straight as I am.
545
00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:45,332
They're making me a pariah!
My own party!
546
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,501
I am in some goddamn pickle!
547
00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:51,213
You're not wrong.
You could go to jail.
548
00:28:51,213 --> 00:28:55,426
Thanks for the pick-me-up,
fella. Shit on a shingle.
549
00:28:55,426 --> 00:29:00,973
But... here's the good news,
you can avoid being deposed,
550
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:04,768
with no legal repercussions.
Just abracadabra,
551
00:29:04,768 --> 00:29:09,565
- it all goes away.
- But I did write the memo.
552
00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:13,444
And I told Anderson
I wrote the memo.
553
00:29:13,444 --> 00:29:16,071
They're grilling me first thing
in the morning.
554
00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:21,994
Do you have any,
um, medical conditions?
555
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,914
I'm a very physical woman, George.
556
00:29:24,914 --> 00:29:31,003
Hiking, camping,
snowmobiling... fucking.
557
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:37,134
I meant, like...
cancer in the family?
558
00:29:37,968 --> 00:29:39,845
- I wish.
- Psychiatric problems?
559
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:42,806
- Oh, hell no.
- Fainting spells?
560
00:29:42,806 --> 00:29:45,351
George,
I am as healthy as a horse,
561
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,561
except for the occasional angina.
562
00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:54,652
What is angina?
563
00:29:54,652 --> 00:29:55,903
Coming through!
564
00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:58,447
Rocky Mountain is the finest
osteopathic hospital
565
00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,533
in the greater Denver
Metropolitan Area.
566
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,160
Osteopath? You may as well
take her to a veterinarian.
567
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,371
And you're on oxygen!
Why are you...
568
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,414
Edwina, you are raising
my blood pressure!
569
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,337
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
570
00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:15,506
Dita Beard
experienced chest pains
571
00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:16,674
while flying into Denver
572
00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:19,009
and had to receive
oxygen on the flight.
573
00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:22,179
Mrs. Beard was admitted
to an area hospital
574
00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,639
in a serious condition.
575
00:30:23,639 --> 00:30:25,808
As for Dita Beard
getting out of bed
576
00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:28,227
to come back to Washington,
not now,
577
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,438
and not for some time yet,
doctor's orders.
578
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,946
We've got a problem, Howard.
579
00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:40,698
- A Dita Beard problem.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
580
00:30:40,698 --> 00:30:42,700
A team of senators
is heading to Colorado
581
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,410
to depose her in two days,
582
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,704
including your good friend,
Teddy Kennedy.
583
00:30:46,704 --> 00:30:48,622
That fat-headed booze bag.
584
00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:50,874
They should depose him
about Chappaquiddick.
585
00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,626
If there were any justice
in the world.
586
00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:54,378
You know, it wouldn't be
the worst thing for Beard
587
00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:57,423
to actually have a heart attack,
right as Kennedy's grilling her.
588
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,507
Then you could say,
589
00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:00,759
"Senator, now,
you've killed two women!"
590
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,931
Howard, this Beard thing
keeps escalating.
591
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:10,227
I know. What if Beard herself
were to question
592
00:31:10,227 --> 00:31:12,896
the memo's authenticity?
593
00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:14,857
Hypothetically,
how much in the way
594
00:31:14,857 --> 00:31:17,818
of funds could someone
access for the purposes
595
00:31:17,818 --> 00:31:20,571
- of such an endeavor?
- No. No, no, no.
596
00:31:20,571 --> 00:31:23,490
There is no way I or anyone
at the committee would authorize
597
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:27,411
funds to influence the testimony
of a witness in a federal case.
598
00:31:27,411 --> 00:31:29,830
What about ITT?
599
00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,373
She's still on the payroll.
600
00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:37,212
Say no more. I know what to do.
601
00:31:38,422 --> 00:31:40,716
I feel the need
to say this again, Howard.
602
00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:41,967
For the record,
603
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:45,137
I am not even suggesting
that you do anything.
604
00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:48,807
Roger that.
605
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,602
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
606
00:32:01,612 --> 00:32:03,072
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
607
00:32:03,072 --> 00:32:05,866
Aw, I don't want
to read this shit.
608
00:32:06,784 --> 00:32:08,786
I want something
with small words
609
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:11,705
and big pictures. Cosmo.
610
00:32:11,705 --> 00:32:14,208
Okay.
611
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:16,710
It better be the red
fucking Jell-O this time!
612
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:25,177
- Mrs. Beard. Edwina.
- Who are you?
613
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,847
My name is Edward J. Hamilton,
I represent men
614
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,350
at the highest levels
in Washington D.C.
615
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:35,187
Yeah, Mr. Leonard said
you might come by.
616
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,273
- Edwina, run along, huh?
- Okay.
617
00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:45,155
Why are you wearing a wig?
It's not even on right.
618
00:32:45,155 --> 00:32:46,824
I assure you, Miss,
619
00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,493
nothing I do is accidental.
620
00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,289
Well, that's her drinking water.
621
00:32:54,289 --> 00:32:57,918
Oh, I know.
Edwina! Scoot!
622
00:32:57,918 --> 00:33:00,129
I'll be right outside, Mother.
623
00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,134
- Hmm.
- How are the osteopaths
treating you?
624
00:33:05,134 --> 00:33:09,346
I've been in a pig farm
that's cleaner.
625
00:33:09,346 --> 00:33:12,224
I wouldn't trust them
to clip my toenails,
626
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:16,311
let alone...
...treat a heart condition.
627
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:19,022
- Hmm.
- You got a smoke?
628
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,530
Yeah. I guess the, uh...
629
00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,865
...the party's over, huh?
630
00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:30,784
Sounds like the whole goddamn
Senate is coming to visit.
631
00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:32,411
I'm sorry.
632
00:33:33,662 --> 00:33:34,747
Hold on.
633
00:33:35,873 --> 00:33:38,834
There's nothing
those Senators want more
634
00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:42,755
than for you to declare
that memo a fraud
635
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:46,049
so that they can go back
to business as usual.
636
00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:48,427
- Bullshit.
- Listen.
637
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:55,934
I have worked
in countries across the globe,
638
00:33:55,934 --> 00:34:01,023
I've met presidents,
kings, dictators,
639
00:34:01,023 --> 00:34:04,985
and they all desperately
need one thing
640
00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:08,697
to keep them in power. Money.
641
00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:12,326
How many of those
Senate fat cats
642
00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:14,703
have been greased by lobbyists?
643
00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:17,206
All of them. Believe me.
644
00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,166
I know. I do the greasing.
645
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,502
So these are your choices.
646
00:34:21,502 --> 00:34:23,837
You can tell
the Senators tomorrow
647
00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:27,591
what you told Britt Hume
and Jack Anderson.
648
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,804
And you know who benefits?
Not your party.
649
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,766
Not your president.
Not the Senate.
650
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:39,102
Not your country.
Not your family.
651
00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:41,271
And certainly not you.
652
00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:44,399
Because you still go to jail
for bribery.
653
00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,567
And for what?
654
00:34:45,567 --> 00:34:49,696
To make the journalists
and Democrats happy?
655
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,908
Donkey fuckers.
656
00:34:53,534 --> 00:34:55,536
Donkey fuckers, indeed.
657
00:34:55,536 --> 00:35:00,958
On the other hand, if you stick
with the White House's story...
658
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:05,087
and you stay loyal
to your party.
659
00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:09,550
There's a very good chance
that you walk away scot-free,
660
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:14,805
and sparing your family
the embarrassing
661
00:35:14,805 --> 00:35:18,851
public spectacle
of a lengthy investigation.
662
00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:23,856
Yeah, Edwina...
Edwina is just wrecked by this.
663
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:27,484
And she works
for the fucking RNC.
664
00:35:27,484 --> 00:35:28,694
Poor kid.
665
00:35:30,988 --> 00:35:33,323
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
666
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:37,035
I can see...
how much you love her.
667
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:40,747
Fuck yes. She's my baby girl.
668
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,333
She needs you right now.
669
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,378
She needs to know...
670
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:51,842
that she's the most important
thing in your world.
671
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:56,179
More important than ITT
or anything else.
672
00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:58,891
Because she's your family,
673
00:35:59,808 --> 00:36:04,062
and family always comes first.
674
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:07,524
- Oh, yeah.
- Before work.
675
00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:10,485
Before country.
676
00:36:13,197 --> 00:36:14,364
Before everything.
677
00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:30,923
And I'm willing to bet...
678
00:36:33,217 --> 00:36:35,302
that your ITT family...
679
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,473
rewards loyalty...
680
00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:44,269
especially around Christmas.
681
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,688
In the meantime...
682
00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:49,650
here's a stocking stuffer.
683
00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:55,739
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
684
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,373
♪ (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
685
00:37:05,082 --> 00:37:06,083
Edwina!
686
00:37:22,391 --> 00:37:23,350
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
687
00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:24,893
Please state your name.
688
00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:27,771
Dita Beard.
A lobbyist for ITT.
689
00:37:27,771 --> 00:37:30,023
We are on the record.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
690
00:37:30,023 --> 00:37:32,901
Mrs. Beard,
do you recognize this document?
691
00:37:46,289 --> 00:37:48,542
I do not.
692
00:37:51,128 --> 00:37:54,172
Mrs. Beard,
is this not your signed memo
693
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:58,135
regarding ITT's bribery
of the Nixon Administration?
694
00:37:58,135 --> 00:38:01,763
That is certainly what it says.
But I didn't write it.
695
00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:06,226
No, that is a goddamn forgery.
That is not even my signature.
696
00:38:07,644 --> 00:38:10,022
Mrs. Beard, may I remind you,
you are under oath?
697
00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:15,736
I was not even in the offi--
Oh, God-- Oh, honey!
698
00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:17,237
Mrs. Beard--
Edwina!
699
00:38:17,237 --> 00:38:19,156
I'm here, Mama!
700
00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:20,365
Mrs. Beard, is this your--
701
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,034
- I can't breathe!
- Stop it, stop it!
702
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:24,119
That's enough! Everyone out!
703
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:25,912
- Oh, help. Help me!
- Get out!
704
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:28,331
- Someone get the doctor!
- Oh, my God! I can't breathe.
705
00:38:28,331 --> 00:38:30,250
I can't breathe.
706
00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,336
Doctor! Doctor!
707
00:38:34,337 --> 00:38:36,506
Doctor!
I can't breathe.
708
00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:38,550
Go away! Go away!
709
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,469
Once.
Shit!
710
00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:42,804
- Very nice, Lisa.
- Thank you.
711
00:38:42,804 --> 00:38:45,557
...testifying from
her Denver hospital bedside
712
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,309
in front of the Senate
subcommittee members...
- Four.
713
00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:50,395
Very nice. Lisa, honey,
did you remember to--
714
00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,522
Yes, Mother. I took my pill.
715
00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,318
Thank you.
716
00:38:56,318 --> 00:39:01,448
Coming in for the kill.
B-E-D. Bed.
717
00:39:01,448 --> 00:39:03,992
Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume,
718
00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:07,621
believe somebody persuaded
Mrs. Beard to change her story
719
00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,789
in Denver...
720
00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,584
Bonsoir, bonsoir.
721
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,295
- Hi, Papa. Where were you?
- Denver.
722
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,048
Do you wanna play with us?
723
00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:21,635
Yeah, Papa?
724
00:39:26,306 --> 00:39:27,349
Sure.
725
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,477
Make room for Papa.
726
00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:36,691
Mama. Your turn.
Hmm?
727
00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:43,198
Uh, D-O-N-E. Done.
728
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:46,409
Us are useless without Qs.
729
00:39:46,409 --> 00:39:49,371
Actually,
it's the other way around.
730
00:39:50,372 --> 00:39:51,832
Touché.
Ooh.
731
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,170
Xerox.
732
00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:59,047
That's a proper noun.
733
00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:01,341
- What is?
- Xerox.
734
00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:04,469
No, it's become
just a regular word.
735
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:08,723
I mean, nobody says,
"Hey, can you photocopy this?"
736
00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:10,976
It-- it's still a proper noun. Mama.
737
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,229
We're just playing for fun.
738
00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:17,357
We're not keeping s-- score.
739
00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:22,320
What's the point of playing
a game with no rules. Right?
740
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,241
- Then it's just anarchy.
- Actually, Papa,
741
00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:28,201
- this is anarchy!
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
742
00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:30,078
Fuck your college education.
743
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:31,997
Howard.
744
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,710
- That was unacceptable.
- I agree.
745
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:40,005
Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen!
Thanks.
746
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,215
Bravo! Have a seat right there!
747
00:40:42,215 --> 00:40:43,216
We, uh...
748
00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:44,551
...we thought
you might like to know,
749
00:40:44,551 --> 00:40:46,344
our sources tell us
that the Senate
750
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,263
has denied Ted Kennedy's request
751
00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,348
for further hearings,
thanks to you.
752
00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:52,434
Oh, no. Thanks to him.
753
00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:55,312
- Oh.
- I'm still not quite sure
how he pulled it off, though.
754
00:40:55,312 --> 00:40:57,898
It-- It was a team effort.
755
00:40:57,898 --> 00:41:01,067
I assume you guys heard the news
about Mr. Hoover this morning?
756
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,486
We sent our condolences
to the Widow Tolson.
757
00:41:04,779 --> 00:41:05,947
The Good Lord finally did
758
00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:08,074
what the last five presidents
never could.
759
00:41:10,285 --> 00:41:11,578
Oh!
760
00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:17,918
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Great work on helping Ms. Beard
761
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:20,754
- get her facts straight.
- Our pleasure, sir.
762
00:41:22,631 --> 00:41:25,717
Oh, by the way, Project GEMSTONE
has been approved.
763
00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:31,681
I want you two to put together
your team ASAP.
764
00:41:31,681 --> 00:41:33,683
Uh, that's-- that's my cue.
765
00:41:33,683 --> 00:41:35,060
- Uh, nice work. Nice work.
- Oh, yeah.
766
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,311
Thank you.
All right,
767
00:41:36,311 --> 00:41:38,813
I want you two
to huddle with McCord
768
00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:41,066
and tell me what you're going
to need, all right?
769
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,152
McCord? What are we doing
with McCord?
770
00:41:44,152 --> 00:41:45,779
He's head of security
for the committee
771
00:41:45,779 --> 00:41:47,113
and Mitchell thought
he could be useful.
772
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:50,534
What? Mitchell fired him!
He was Martha's babysitter!
773
00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:53,453
I know. He's also a whiz
with gizmos, bugs,
774
00:41:53,453 --> 00:41:57,791
and electronic surveillance,
ex-CIA and ex-FBI,
775
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,960
so he's the perfect playmate
for you two.
776
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,837
And we can afford him,
because he's already
on the payroll.
777
00:42:02,837 --> 00:42:03,880
Don't you get it?
778
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,132
We need operatives
who are off the payroll.
779
00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,550
Plausible deniability.
780
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:09,427
- It-- It's fine.
- No.
781
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,887
We'll have McCord
wire the yacht.
782
00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:13,807
Oh, about that.
Uh, there is no yacht.
783
00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:16,643
- What?
- And no hookers, sadly.
784
00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:19,437
Those hookers
were looking forward to it.
785
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:22,941
I know, but only one GEMSTONE
was approved
786
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,277
and your new operating budget
is 250 thou,
787
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:27,112
which should be more than ample.
788
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,489
Goddammit, Jeb, that's a quarter
of what we were promised!
789
00:42:29,489 --> 00:42:30,949
Easy.
Hold on.
790
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,118
Which gemstone was approved?
791
00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:34,619
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
792
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:39,833
Project fucking OPAL.
Out of 12 gemstones,
793
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,337
they pick the bugging
of the DNC. Where's the vision?
794
00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,382
It is the cheapest.
795
00:42:47,382 --> 00:42:49,634
And you're still gonna need
to pay me, Gordon.
796
00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:50,927
Not now, Jim.
797
00:42:50,927 --> 00:42:53,680
That's a really
big fucking building, boss.
798
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,056
I heard the hotel is nice.
799
00:42:55,056 --> 00:42:59,811
Don't worry. Villo can pick
any lock in there. Right, Villo?
800
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,021
Qué? Qué?
801
00:43:01,021 --> 00:43:02,647
What the fuck are we doing
staring at this building?
802
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,025
Some of us are six hours overdue
for pussy.
803
00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:06,860
- Adiós.
- Oh, Frank.
804
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,321
Gentlemen. Frank! Forget Frank.
805
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:14,326
Gentlemen, we are going to do
great things for this country.
806
00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:19,122
Can I ask a question? I'll say.
Which one is the Watergate?
807
00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:24,627
It's right there.
That's it.
- The condominium.
808
00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:30,008
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
I know, but
it's my first time here, boss!
809
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:33,803
♪ ("LET IT ALL HANG OUT"
BY THE HOMBRES PLAYING) ♪
810
00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:42,228
♪ No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razor's broke ♪
811
00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,688
♪ Water drippin' up the spout ♪
812
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:46,358
♪ But I don't care
Let it all hang out ♪
813
00:43:50,612 --> 00:43:52,989
♪ Hangin' from a pine tree
By my knees ♪
814
00:43:52,989 --> 00:43:54,783
♪ Sun is shinin'
Through the shade ♪
815
00:43:54,783 --> 00:43:56,993
♪ Nobody knows
What it's all about ♪
816
00:43:56,993 --> 00:43:59,579
♪ It's too much, man
Let it all hang out ♪
817
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:21,893
♪ Saw a man walkin' upside down
My TV's on the blink ♪
818
00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,312
♪ Made Galileo
Look like a Boy Scout ♪
819
00:44:24,312 --> 00:44:26,856
♪ Sorry 'bout that
Let it all hang out ♪
820
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:36,908
♪ Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now ♪
821
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,368
♪ For sure ain't no doubt ♪
822
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:41,037
♪ Keep an open mind
Let it all hang out ♪
823
00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:05,687
♪ It's rainin'
Inside a big brown moon ♪
824
00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:07,981
♪ How does that mess
Your baby up, leg ♪
825
00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:10,358
♪ Eatin' a Reuben sandwich
With sauerkraut ♪
826
00:45:10,358 --> 00:45:13,236
♪ Don't stop now, baby
Let it all hang out ♪
827
00:45:17,574 --> 00:45:19,284
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
828
00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,329
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
829
00:45:25,498 --> 00:45:26,875
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
830
00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:28,960
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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