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Previously on "Younger"...
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I think Charles is gonna propose to Quinn.
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- _ - I love him, Maggie.
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It's not right to stand in his way.
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I don't think he's offering you enough.
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Really?
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Everyone likes a push-up contest.
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Two... Agh!
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- Dad? - I think he's having a heart attack.
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I had the greatest doctor.
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He saved my life.
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Lauren, Denise, hey.
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Good to see you guys again.
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- I couldn't get on that plane. - What? Why?
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Because I was with the wrong person.
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I know that our path has been rocky
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and that it's taken me a while to get here, but...
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You don't have to explain anything.
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I just know what makes me happy.
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And to pretend anything else
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would be just lying to myself.
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I think I've told enough lies for the both of us.
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Only the truth from now on.
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Even if it hurts.
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Only the truth.
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I should do the walk of shame back to my apartment
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before the girls wake up.
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I'm sure things are already confusing enough.
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I know.
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Okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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Liza?
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Hey.
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I... I was just dropping something off for your dad.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Oh.
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Me too, sweetheart.
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Me too.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Someone didn't come home last night.
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I know. Uh...
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It's a long story.
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I was about to call the police at 2:00 a.m.
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I mean, what happened?
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Charles and Quinn take off to paradise,
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and you spend the night in some dive bar somewhere?
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Um... not exactly.
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Charles didn't get on the plane.
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Maggie, he told me that he loved me.
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And...
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It's Cass.
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- Oh, hold that thought. - Okay.
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Good morning, Cass.
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Listen, Maggie, now that your career is blowing up,
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thanks in no small part to yours truly,
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I'd like my sculpture back.
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Well, that's fair. It's here.
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You can come pick it up anytime.
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I don't have time to schlep to Brooklyn.
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Can you send it to me?
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And please sign it, 'cause now, it may actually be worth something.
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Yeah, no, I'm not sending the sculpture.
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Fine. Just bring it to dinner then.
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Wait, did I miss an invitation?
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For what?
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Dinner?
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Oh.
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Yeah, sure. I'll have dinner with you.
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We'll figure everything out then.
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My treat. I'll send you the deets.
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- Is everything okay? - Yeah.
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Cass. She wants to take me to dinner.
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Like I owe her something.
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She wants to take you to dinner?
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Yeah, we have a complicated history, Liza.
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I mean, I don't think I need to explain
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that kind of thing to you.
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All right, touché.
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Anyway, I'm just glad that you're home safe.
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And as far as the rest of the story goes,
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may I just say, I don't understand straight people.
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Y'all are crazier than the gays.
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- Hey. - Hey.
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So I got some interesting feedback
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from some VCs this morning about INKubator.
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VCs? When did that happen?
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- Well... - Hi. Okay.
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Dad is out of the hospital and doing great.
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Just a little myocardial infarction, but he'll be fine.
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Thank you so much for your thoughts and prayers.
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- Thank God. - Oh, my God. I'm so glad he's okay.
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I know, I know, I know.
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But the big headline here
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is that the doctor who saved his life was Max.
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Max Max?
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Like, the guy you dumped for being basic?
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Mm-hmm, and who I'm now having erotic dreams about.
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Isn't this, like, too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence?
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I feel like the universe is shaking me
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and being like, "Wake up, girl!
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"Just pay attention!
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"The man saved your father's life
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"and he made you spooge in your sleep.
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Like, what more of a sign do you need?" You know what I mean?
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Sometimes life gives you a second chance.
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God, Liza, you are so wise. How did I not see that before?
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So... our investors from Chicago
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are a mercurial bunch.
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A few months ago, they decided not to commemorate
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the hundredth anniversary of Empirical.
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We're putting commemorative stickers
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- on all of our fall releases. - Uh-huh.
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And now they want to have a party.
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- Next week. - What?
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- Next week? - That's impossible.
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Yeah, it's just an excuse to have an all-expense paid trip
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to New York on the company's dime,
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so even a small dinner is fine.
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Let's not knock ourselves out.
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Wow. Okay.
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And...
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I'm not so hung up on birthdays anyway.
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Isn't he supposed to be in Mustique with Quinn?
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He missed the plane.
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To be at the party.
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Do you see? That's what I'm saying.
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That's how the universe works. There are no accidents.
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And this will not be a small party.
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Let's see...
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Hi.
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We have your dream writer, Azealia King,
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waiting in the conference room
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to discuss her new book with us.
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Fantastic.
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I'll be right there.
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Okay.
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Azealia, I have been in this business for a long time,
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and rarely have I encountered a voice
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as timely and as relevant as yours.
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Thank you, but it's only been one book.
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Three essays, four short stories,
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and that free verse you did for Oprah's Vision Tour,
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presented by Weight Watchers.
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And I loved what I heard at INKubator the other night.
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Oh, no. Oh, God.
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I thought that was just a workshop thing.
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I didn't know the suits were there.
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Charles may be wearing a suit,
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but he isn't a "suit."
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He is a deeply creative and artistic soul.
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That's what makes us different here.
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Aww.
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Let's cut to the chase.
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Azealia doesn't like the big publishing company model.
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She likes how you're breaking it.
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Tearing down the old patriarchal structure,
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- blah, blah, blah. - Yeah, I love this deal
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where you drop a new chapter every week.
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I love it too. And it's as old as Dickens.
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He used to serialize his novels in the London newspapers.
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I'm not sure the Victorian era
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is the best reference for what we're doing here.
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Whatever. I just cannot go back
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to that old-school publishing model.
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Then let us offer you an alternative
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that we have been developing.
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A paid app where the chapters drop weekly.
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Or whatever time frame suits you.
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With audio narration as an option.
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It is an e-book and a podcast wrapped up together,
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and we would launch the app with you.
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There's a huge incentive to being first.
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Like "House of Cards," Netflix.
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Yeah, let's keep "House of Cards" out of this.
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- It didn't end so well. - Uh, "Orange is the New Black."
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Ooh, that's what got me streaming.
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- Right? - Well, we'd like to see this app
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before we commit to anything.
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Kelsey?
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It's almost finished.
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Maybe we could demo something by next week?
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Sooner is better.
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Azealias don't stay in bloom forever.
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Honey, that shit is starting to get tiresome.
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Sorry. I gotta be me.
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Kelsey, could you give Azealia a quickie tour?
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I just need a moment with these two.
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Oh, it would be my pleasure.
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And Liza, I will see you for lunch afterwards.
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Great.
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- Thanks. - All right, see you in a sec.
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So I have a proposition.
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We are prepared to do what it takes here.
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Oh, no, not her. She's as good as yours.
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Yeah, the app thing's really got her fired up.
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It's like you reinvented the wheel.
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- Thank you. - I said reinvented.
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Charles is right.
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Dickens did it first over a hundred years ago.
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And podcasts are really just radio.
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Exactly. So good on you!
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Anyway, since we're talking "everything old is new again,"
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I have an investment opportunity for you.
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My boyfriend of 11 months,
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the incomparably talented Austin Pinkner,
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has written a new musical.
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There's a backers audition tonight.
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Now, the theater world is hermetically sealed.
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They don't welcome outsiders.
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But I have convinced Austin to reserve you a tranche.
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How much are they looking for?
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I'll let you know. Don't get greedy.
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Plus, it's always good to be in on the joke.
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- What's the joke? - Come see it. We'll talk after.
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Curtain's at 8:00.
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Did I just agree to invest in a musical?
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Damn, he's good.
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Hey.
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- What's the big news? - Hey.
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So Rob sent the INKubator proposal
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to some of his VC friends just to get a valuation.
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And this thing is worth way more than what Charles is thinking.
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How much more?
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I don't know, but there could be a bidding war.
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This is our moment.
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We are gonna leave Empirical and start INKubator.
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And Azealia's gonna come with us.
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I already talked to her after the meeting.
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Wait, shouldn't we at least give Charles
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the chance to match any offer?
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Use the leverage to keep it in-house?
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Liza, you know how frustrated I've been at Empirical.
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We both have. And I can't imagine how it's been for you,
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working beside your ex
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and seeing him with someone else.
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That's the thing.
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Charles and I are...
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finding our way back to each other.
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What?
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How?
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- When did this happen? - It just did.
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And I know.
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I know it seems crazy.
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But I'm in love with him.
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And I love this company.
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It has given me everything, Kels.
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I can't leave.
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But I understand that you have to.
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Yeah.
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This app is all you.
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You have risked so much to make it happen.
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You deserve to fly.
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So what does this mean for us?
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We're gonna be competitors?
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I don't wanna lose you like I lost Zane.
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Kelsey, when we met,
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you said you had my back.
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And I never forgot it.
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So believe me when I tell you I will always have yours.
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This is business, so don't make me cry.
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I know Charles is going to be disappointed,
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but he'll understand.
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Just do me one favor, okay?
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- Of course. - Don't break the news to him
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until after the Empirical anniversary party.
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No problem.
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I want him to enjoy it.
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And I wanna celebrate it too.
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My God.
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Look how far we've come.
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Did you ever think you'd be investing in Broadway?
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I'm not sure this is investing.
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It's more like creative extortion.
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Hello, friends
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and deep-pocketed business associates.
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First, I wanna begin by introducing you to the genius
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behind what you are about to love,
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the incomparably talented Austin Pinkner.
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Come on out here, handsome.
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♪ Thank you all for being here ♪
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♪ I can't wait for you to see ♪
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♪ Everything you see tonight was written all by me ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Hey.
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That was good. All right. You're not in the chorus anymore.
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And now, without further ado,
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I bring you... "Scamalot"!
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_
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Blood tests.
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Bahamas.
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Hedge funds.
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Soul sister.
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Blood tests.
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Bahamas.
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Hedge funds.
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♪ Soul sister ♪
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- Blood tests. - Bahamas.
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- Hedge funds. - Soul sister.
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- Blood tests. - Bahamas.
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- Hedge funds. - Soul sister.
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♪ We are the scammers ♪
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♪ We're famous scammers ♪
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♪ We earned your trust, but it's all a lie ♪
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♪ We got discovered ♪
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♪ Our cons were shuttered ♪
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♪ It's not our fault that you got shanghaied ♪
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♪ I'm Elizabeth Holmes, and I promised folks ♪
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♪ That I could study their blood ♪
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♪ But it was all a big hoax ♪
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♪ I'm Billy McFarland, and I lied and conspired ♪
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♪ To take all your cash for my festival, Fyre ♪
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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♪ I'm Bernie the banker ♪
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♪ My net worth was amazing ♪
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♪ 'Cause I stole from my clients ♪
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♪ And made off with their savings ♪
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♪ My girls call me Rachel ♪
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♪ It's a lot to unpack ♪
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♪ But I'm white as hell ♪
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♪ But told the world I was Black ♪
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♪ Stole tons of money ♪
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♪ Betrayed their trust ♪
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♪ Now here's a girl who's as awful as us ♪
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- ♪ Though she didn't steal ♪ - ♪ Really? ♪
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♪ And she sure ain't no killer ♪
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- ♪ Okay ♪ - ♪ She's one shady bitch ♪
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♪ It's Lizalot Miller ♪
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♪ I had a kid ♪
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♪ That's when I left the workforce ♪
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♪ 18 years later ♪
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♪ Plus one divorce ♪
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♪ I needed a job, whoa ♪
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- ♪ But they said ♪ - ♪ You're too old! ♪
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♪ Which led to the lie I so famously told ♪
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♪ My secret's out now, and though it created a fuss ♪
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♪ Ya gotta give it up for this girl from Paramus ♪
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♪ Who would've thought ♪
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♪ That just 'cause of my Cesarian ♪
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♪ I'd end up a lyin', cheatin', schemin' quadragenarian ♪
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♪ We are the scammers ♪
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♪ We're famous scammers ♪
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♪ We're thieves and frauds ♪
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♪ Give us what you've got ♪
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♪ We got discovered ♪
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♪ Our cons were shuttered ♪
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♪ It's not our fault that we scam a lot ♪
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Big finish!
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♪ It's not our fault ♪
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♪ That we scam ♪
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♪ A lot ♪
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Cesarian!
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Well, at least the woman portraying you was talented.
357
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,540
Yeah. And that's some company I'm in.
358
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Elizabeth Holmes and Bernie Madoff.
359
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As a condition of my investment,
360
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I told Redmond that he would have to cut you from that number.
361
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What did he say?
362
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"For a price, anything is possible."
363
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You see?
364
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What'd I tell you? It's extortion.
365
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I'm not worth it.
366
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You are.
367
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I'm gonna sleep at my place tonight.
368
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,250
- Okay. - Yeah.
369
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I love you.
370
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I love you too.
371
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- Here. - Oh.
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Thanks.
373
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- Good night. - Good night.
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_
375
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_
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_
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_
378
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_
379
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Seriously? You wanna have dinner in Harlem?
380
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What'd you do, pick a restaurant
381
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a block from your house?
382
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,938
No, it's not about who's paying.
383
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No... wait... I just...
384
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whatever is good for you, okay?
385
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I told you, I am not bringing Kamila's tits to dinner.
386
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,680
Fine. I'll see you tonight.
387
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,640
- Cass? - Who else?
388
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I mean, first she tries to kill my career,
389
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and now she's annoying me to death.
390
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,180
So I just got some crazy news.
391
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,820
I-I did something behind Charles's back
392
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that hopefully he'll be happy about.
393
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,620
Oh, God, what'd you do to that poor man now?
394
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I submitted his unfinished book,
395
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,499
"The Miseducation of Henry Cane,"
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to Yaddo.
397
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- And, Maggie, he got in. - Yadda yadda what?
398
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,820
Yaddo, the prestigious writers' colony.
399
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:33,042
Everyone from John Cheever to Philip Roth,
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Jonathan Franzen, Flannery O'Connor, they've all spent time there.
401
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,500
The list, it goes on and on, and...
402
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,430
Wow. Well, obviously, we have different definitions
403
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,459
of the word "crazy."
404
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,758
What?
405
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,298
No, I don't have any food allergies.
406
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,898
Is this dinner or an inquisition?
407
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Good morning.
408
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,709
Good morning.
409
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,250
I, um...
410
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,050
I have something to confess,
411
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:19,500
and I hope you won't be mad.
412
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,398
Liza, as long as you are being honest,
413
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I can never be mad.
414
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,960
Okay.
415
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,038
A few months ago,
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I secretly submitted your book,
417
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blind, without your name, to Yaddo.
418
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And they accepted you.
419
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,450
Oh.
420
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,499
Wow.
421
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,084
Um...
422
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,449
That is surprising news.
423
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,334
They recognized your talent.
424
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,530
I really hope you do this for yourself.
425
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,458
Take the time to finish your book,
426
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,917
even if it means we're apart for a few months.
427
00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,629
Excuse me. Kelsey.
428
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,270
Morning.
429
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,840
Have you had a chance to review
430
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,040
my proposal for INKubator?
431
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,540
I would love to make the announcement together
432
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,834
at the party.
433
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:15,709
Um, Charles, it's the hundredth anniversary.
434
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,750
I don't wanna steal Empirical's thunder.
435
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,148
Not at all.
436
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,917
You're making us more relevant.
437
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,040
Hey, you told me not to say anything,
438
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,920
and I didn't, but I cannot have Charles make that announcement.
439
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,500
- I know. I'll take care of it. - I really need you to.
440
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,250
I will. I promise.
441
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,084
Amazing.
442
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,860
This entire company started
443
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,580
when my grandfather won the foreign rights
444
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,098
to a Fitzgerald short story
445
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,768
in a poker game.
446
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,238
Seriously?
447
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,860
Yeah.
448
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,500
Who could've imagined?
449
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,292
He was a disrupter.
450
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:22,160
Like you and Kelsey, with INKubator.
451
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:27,549
Before we go in, there's something that I need to tell you.
452
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,000
Something else?
453
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,280
Kelsey sent the INKubator proposal
454
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,209
to a bunch of VCs for valuation.
455
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:46,500
Was this before or after she gave it to me?
456
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,038
I don't know.
457
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,539
But the bottom line is,
458
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,250
Kelsey wants to take INKubator out on her own.
459
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,660
I see.
460
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,220
I asked her not to tell you yet
461
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,379
because I didn't want anything to spoil your evening, but...
462
00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,417
Kelsey's going to leave Empirical.
463
00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:04,584
And you?
464
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,750
I'm not going anywhere.
465
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,875
And I'm not leaving you.
466
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,059
Liza, I knew that Kelsey sent the proposal
467
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,584
to outside investors.
468
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,417
You knew? Why didn't you say anything?
469
00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:19,042
I wanted to hear it from you first.
470
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,950
Wait, so you were testing me?
471
00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:23,808
Maybe.
472
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,334
In a way, I was.
473
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:29,042
But you passed.
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00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,542
Come on.
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00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:46,620
_
476
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Oh, my God, I am so proud of us.
477
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,250
This feels like my Hot Mitzvah all over again.
478
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,139
Can you believe it's been a hundred years?
479
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,500
Yeah, and you've barely been working here a hundred minutes.
480
00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,960
Hey, say hello to my hot date.
481
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:09,740
- Denise! Hi. - Sweetheart, I am so impressed.
482
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:12,292
I mean, all I wanna do is read, read, read.
483
00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,959
Okay, okay, calm down, Mommy.
484
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,499
You know, I really wanted to invite Max,
485
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,500
but he doesn't know we're back together yet
486
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,750
even though astrally, he gave me, like, the most amazing head.
487
00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:22,820
- Oh. - Honey, get out of your head.
488
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,740
- Call the man. - Okay, I know.
489
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,020
I'm just... I wanna find the most romantic spot for our reunion.
490
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,559
Ooh, why don't you "Sleepless in Seattle" him?
491
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,042
Invite him to meet you on the top of the Empire State Building.
492
00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:35,875
No, I mean my generation's romantic spot, but...
493
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,875
Serendipity.
494
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,720
Because it is serendipitous
495
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,167
that you two bumped into each other.
496
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:45,260
Plus the frozen hot chocolate.
497
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,080
Yes! Mom!
498
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,740
You're a genius. Oh.
499
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,080
Oh, my God. It's Max.
500
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,598
He, um... he wants to meet me now.
501
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,100
- Hospital cafeteria. - Okay.
502
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,125
But-but-but what about... what about the party?
503
00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,338
Lauren, go.
504
00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,979
Come on. Love can't wait. Go, sweetheart.
505
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:01,450
- Go! - Okay, okay, okay.
506
00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:02,480
Oh, my God.
507
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,042
But make sure the DJ keeps the energy up, okay?
508
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:07,460
So let's go have a shot?
509
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,667
Oh, yeah.
510
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,780
Juniper berries.
511
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,380
- Yeah. - It's made of juniper...
512
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,888
- juniper berries. - I like that idea.
513
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,560
Plant-based. You know what?
514
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,740
I...
515
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,360
Seriously... seriously, though,
516
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:23,528
I really admire your ability to keep creating art.
517
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:26,080
Oh, please. I mean, I have no choice.
518
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,750
It's the only thing I know how to do.
519
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,229
I wanted to be an artist.
520
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,638
But I didn't have the guts.
521
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:32,708
So I got into teaching instead.
522
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,180
Well, it's never too late.
523
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,292
I mean, you just have to be fearless.
524
00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:39,580
Oh, yeah, I think it is too late.
525
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,279
You are like everything I've always wanted to be.
526
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:44,875
A true artist.
527
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,318
Thanks, Cass.
528
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,649
And that's probably why
529
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,820
when I heard Kamila was hitting on you,
530
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,300
it was just too much for my fragile little ego.
531
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,900
- I'm so sorry. - Just stop.
532
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,540
You know what? You are too good for her.
533
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,360
Leaving her may be
534
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,125
the best thing that ever happened to me
535
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,042
because I realized I was defining myself
536
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,917
by a hot woman and a prestigious-sounding job.
537
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,334
- Thanks. - Thank you.
538
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:09,791
- I got it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Split.
539
00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:11,625
- We'll split it. - Oh, please.
540
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,750
Here. Here, here.
541
00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,760
40 bucks? Really?
542
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,020
I mean...
543
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,780
This barely covers the cocktails
544
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,950
before the wine came.
545
00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,079
Then give me the goddamn check.
546
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,919
- I said I was taking you. - Okay.
547
00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:25,750
It's the least I can do after almost ruining your career.
548
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,459
And then reviving it.
549
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,709
Oh, my.
550
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,792
I will Venmo you.
551
00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:34,968
Stop with that Venmo shit. I mean, like, I hate that.
552
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:37,100
How do you get the money out of the phone?
553
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,238
Oh, I don't know what it is.
554
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,808
I have no idea.
555
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,440
I think it's a streaming service.
556
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,260
- Hey, babe. - Hi.
557
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,459
Sorry I'm late.
558
00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:55,542
This is a great party.
559
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,119
Yeah.
560
00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:59,417
It's kind of like my farewell bash.
561
00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:02,828
It's all done. Charles knows.
562
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,667
Now we just have to figure out who to go with.
563
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,959
Ooh.
564
00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:08,959
These guys.
565
00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:12,084
They're basically tripling what Charles offered you on a first round,
566
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,738
plus they've got a sick track record.
567
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,000
Think you've heard of Uber?
568
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,208
Wow.
569
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,750
I love their valuation.
570
00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:21,580
Uh, what's the 20% participation
571
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,950
to the Triboro Building Corporation?
572
00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,959
Isn't that... isn't that you?
573
00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:28,334
Yeah, that's my piece for putting the deal together.
574
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,760
You're not an investment bank.
575
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,084
- You just sent the email. - Exactly.
576
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,959
My connections have value.
577
00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,584
Are you serious here?
578
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,478
Babe, if you don't wanna do it, don't do it.
579
00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,709
Stay with Empirical. No one's forcing your hand.
580
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,340
But I'm not gonna get screwed here either.
581
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,125
Well, what do you think you're doing to me?
582
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,500
Geez, I thought you'd be thrilled.
583
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,529
You know that if I was offering this deal to a guy,
584
00:27:51,530 --> 00:27:55,584
- there wouldn't even be a question. - What are you saying?
585
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,269
Just that I feel like you want special privileges for being a woman.
586
00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:01,218
- No offense. - Oh, none taken.
587
00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:03,019
But you can take your percentage
588
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:05,417
and shave it up your misogynistic ass.
589
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,320
- Excuse me. - Oh.
590
00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:19,220
What exactly did you say to Charles?
591
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,375
The truth, like you asked me to.
592
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,720
I don't think those outside investors
593
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:25,167
are going to amount to anything.
594
00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:28,875
And also, I have the absolute worst taste in men.
595
00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:30,334
Yeah, I know.
596
00:28:31,030 --> 00:28:32,800
Hey, look, Charles isn't mad.
597
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:36,000
Just go up and give a speech
598
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,950
about how much you love Empirical.
599
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:40,258
Yeah, you're right.
600
00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,658
You're right.
601
00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:43,375
That's what I'm gonna do.
602
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:53,000
Excuse me. Is this on?
603
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,940
Excuse me. Uh...
604
00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:56,834
Oh, hi.
605
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:58,625
Hi.
606
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,084
Kelsey Peters here.
607
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,720
I just wanna express my gratitude
608
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,849
for being part of such an amazing story
609
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,875
and publishing history.
610
00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:15,658
Books, literature, stories have always been a passion of mine.
611
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:20,668
I grew up reading the great authors published by Empirical.
612
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,440
Never once in my dreams did I think
613
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:26,792
that I would be lucky enough to actually work here
614
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:29,375
and help a generation
615
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,639
of new writers find an audience.
616
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,875
Charles...
617
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:41,249
the day I met you was the luckiest day of my life.
618
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,125
You took a chance on a young girl
619
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:49,020
with little more than enthusiasm
620
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,875
and an English degree from a second-rate college.
621
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,738
To this day, I don't know why you chose me.
622
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,250
I can't imagine a more brilliant mentor.
623
00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:08,300
You inspire me every day
624
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,718
with your determination and passion
625
00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,959
and genuine love for what you do.
626
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,790
And if I've learned one thing from you,
627
00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:20,828
it's that in order to succeed,
628
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,459
you must take a risk.
629
00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:25,500
And that's why I'm ready to take one of my own.
630
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,040
You're my family.
631
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,810
You always will be.
632
00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:35,850
But it's time for me to write my next chapter.
633
00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:41,978
And just know that no matter what my future holds,
634
00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,580
I owe it all to you.
635
00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:54,334
I'm happy for her.
636
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:59,000
I... I guess she really did get her funding.
637
00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,880
Yeah, I guess she did.
638
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,240
Thanks for dinner. I had a really nice time.
639
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,609
I had a great time too.
640
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:18,660
So nice to make a new friend. It's not easy at this age.
641
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,584
- Yeah. Well, this is me. - Oh.
642
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,240
Uh...
643
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,400
- Good night. - Good night.
644
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,334
I really like you, you know that?
645
00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:32,167
I really like you too.
646
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,792
And you still owe me a pair of tits.
647
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:38,292
You know where to find 'em, hot stuff.
648
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,959
And don't forget, be fearless.
649
00:32:01,709 --> 00:32:03,750
Wait.
650
00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:05,250
Is everything okay?
651
00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:06,470
Yeah.
652
00:32:09,330 --> 00:32:11,417
What was that for?
653
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,030
I was just taking your advice.
654
00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:14,080
Being fearless.
655
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,959
Oh.
656
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,042
English breakfast tea. Two Splendas, right?
657
00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,792
Oh, my God, you remember.
658
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,810
Of course.
659
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,750
I remember everything about our time together.
660
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,700
Max, I have not been able to stop thinking about you
661
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,280
since you saved my father's life.
662
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:50,209
Oh, it's nothing a first-year resident couldn't have done.
663
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,179
Yes, but you did it, and I... I don't know.
664
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,148
I just feel like it's the universe's way of bringing us together.
665
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,500
Lauren, there hasn't been a day I haven't thought about you.
666
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,900
And at first, it was because I was hurt.
667
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,200
- But... - Yeah.
668
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:07,458
Then I thought about how authentically you lived your life,
669
00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:11,328
and whenever I had an issue, I thought,
670
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,125
WWLD?
671
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,120
What would Lauren do?
672
00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,999
Oh, my God, Max! I'm gonna cry.
673
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:22,667
And I thought Lauren would trust her real, honest feelings
674
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,820
and would never question anything
675
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,459
that stretched the capacity of the human heart.
676
00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:28,840
No. Never.
677
00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,080
That's why I'm so happy we found each other again.
678
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,750
- Oh, my God, me too. - I have been dying...
679
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,709
to introduce you to my fiancé.
680
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,658
Wh...
681
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:46,084
Hi, Lauren. I have heard so much about you.
682
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,417
- Hey. - Hey.
683
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,000
You know, but I never imagined petite.
684
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:53,875
I always thought you'd be a little more... you know...
685
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,080
- Zaftig? - Yeah.
686
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,542
Ah.
687
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,625
Well, I am Shelley Winters on the inside.
688
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,917
I told you. I told you she's funny.
689
00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:05,709
So how did you two...
690
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,689
Oh, well, I had my eyes on this one
691
00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:08,719
- for years. - Aww.
692
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,360
So I wanna thank you
693
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:14,720
for encouraging this fabulous man
694
00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:16,500
to be exactly who he is.
695
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,667
Aww.
696
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,759
I'm kvelling.
697
00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:23,709
I mean, gay men are really the only guys I can get behind.
698
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:27,308
And actually...
699
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,908
I would be more than happy to get behind both of you.
700
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,625
Are you open?
701
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,940
She's so funny.
702
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,300
- She's not kidding. - Yeah, no, I'm not kidding.
703
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,080
Come on, guys.
704
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,540
WWLD?
705
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,630
Nice night.
706
00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,080
Yeah, it really was.
707
00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:09,400
You're gonna have your hands full without Kelsey.
708
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,918
I know.
709
00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:13,488
It's gonna be weird having her as a competitor.
710
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,660
Oh, I think your friendship can handle it.
711
00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:22,625
I'm just glad you told me.
712
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,334
Yeah, me too.
713
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,680
- Good night. - Good night.
714
00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:46,375
Hey.
715
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,058
If I hadn't gotten into Yaddo,
716
00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,959
would you have let me know?
717
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,180
Um...
718
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,850
I don't know.
719
00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:01,542
Maybe not.
720
00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,738
Yeah.
721
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,708
Yeah, why bother?
722
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,920
Since I didn't even know you applied.
723
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:15,420
Would've just been your little secret.
724
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:21,084
Right.
725
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:28,358
Hey.
726
00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:36,750
We're not gonna make it, are we?
727
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:47,989
I don't think so.
728
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:17,800
So now I have this amazing company
729
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,808
and no investor.
730
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,020
Can't believe I didn't realize
731
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,548
Rob was such a manipulative tool.
732
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,625
Oh, I could've told you that.
733
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,980
But unfortunately, that's the opinion
734
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,500
you've always had of me, so...
735
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,292
Clare, I am so sorry.
736
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,625
I hope that you can forgive me.
737
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,159
I do.
738
00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:40,020
I'm just...
739
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,830
I'm sorry you had to find out the hard way.
740
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,542
Forgive me for getting so upset?
741
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,084
Oh, my God, you had every right to be.
742
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,780
And I'm only staying here a short time.
743
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,960
- I promise. - Well, when you get tired
744
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:54,448
of listening to Gemma cry all night here,
745
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,459
you can always come and listen to her at my place.
746
00:37:56,470 --> 00:37:59,625
I've got a fold-out couch that's pretty comfy.
747
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,292
Thank you.
748
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,360
Oh, of course.
749
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:07,290
After all, we tunnel sisters have to stick together.
750
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,098
- Right. - Bye, Gemma.
751
00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:13,584
- Bye. - Come get her tomorrow, Daddy.
752
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,625
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
753
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,960
Let's go.
754
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,160
- Bye. - Bye.
755
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,700
She's pretty great.
756
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,008
Yeah.
757
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,900
You know, her pull-out might be more comfortable
758
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,280
than sleeping in bed with Lauren.
759
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,910
Um...
760
00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,120
Yeah, about that.
761
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,600
I kinda think you and Lauren
762
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:36,370
should just have this place for yourselves.
763
00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:37,820
What?
764
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:40,640
Where are you gonna go?
765
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,600
Um... Landlord here's going through a pretty nasty divorce
766
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:47,239
and needed to sell quickly, so I put in an offer.
767
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,250
What?
768
00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:49,542
Mm-hmm.
769
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,380
- Like, on the whole building? - Uh-huh.
770
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000
It's four apartments plus Inkburg, so...
771
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,292
That's amazing. Josh!
772
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,440
And amazingly expensive.
773
00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,542
A whole entire building in Williamsburg?
774
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,625
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm doing pretty well, so...
775
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,760
- Oh. - Plus it's, like, an insane deal.
776
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,040
I couldn't say no.
777
00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,840
I could always just pull the offer
778
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:13,290
and invest in you and your company.
779
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,320
I'm serious. Come on.
780
00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,917
Hey, I really believe in you, Kels.
781
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,292
That means so much to me.
782
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,268
But I can't let you do that.
783
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,292
I'm gonna figure it out, I promise.
784
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,060
Okay, I gotta go downstairs and open up,
785
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,220
but if you need anything, holler, neighbor.
786
00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:34,709
Okay, landlord.
787
00:39:45,270 --> 00:39:46,788
No way.
788
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,689
No way.
789
00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,938
Wow.
790
00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:03,380
Where did that come from?
791
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,750
Um...
792
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:09,459
Belonged to my grandfather.
793
00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:11,248
- It's beautiful. - Hmm.
794
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:13,375
Did he win that in a poker game too?
795
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,858
Uh. No.
796
00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:20,334
But he did give it to me when I went to college.
797
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:24,250
I actually banged out the first half of "Henry Cane" on this thing.
798
00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:31,438
Something about striking the keys inspires me.
799
00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,375
It's like playing an instrument.
800
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,008
I love it.
801
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,459
It's very old-school.
802
00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:38,878
Yeah.
803
00:40:38,890 --> 00:40:40,280
Well, that's me.
804
00:40:42,090 --> 00:40:43,792
Old-school kinda guy.
805
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:48,500
Um, Liza, sit down.
806
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:02,458
We need to talk about the working arrangement here.
807
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,700
Uh...
808
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:09,730
I think that as Empirical goes into this next chapter,
809
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,625
I'm gonna have to make some changes.
810
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,360
I was thinking the same thing.
811
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,917
I figured you'd want me to tender my resignation.
812
00:41:15,930 --> 00:41:18,079
Well, um...
813
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:20,875
you know I would give you the best references.
814
00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:22,750
I appreciate that.
815
00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:24,720
But we're not gonna do that dance again.
816
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:27,680
Kelsey is gone,
817
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:30,680
and I need someone to run this place
818
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,167
while I am at Yaddo.
819
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,084
Seriously?
820
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,500
Yeah.
821
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,792
And maybe longer,
822
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,790
depending on how things go.
823
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:47,042
I've spent enough years looking over other writers' shoulders.
824
00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:50,000
You don't think it's too late to start a second career, do you?
825
00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:52,200
Never.
826
00:41:56,270 --> 00:41:57,958
Charles...
827
00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,584
Thank you.
828
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,580
No, Liza.
829
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,625
Thank you.
830
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,400
- No. - Yes. I was sandwiched between them.
831
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,334
Okay.
832
00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:25,060
- Girl, work. - So you... Stop!
833
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,834
So you don't have just one guy, you have two.
834
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:30,140
- Yes. - So are you in a throuple?
835
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,719
Liza, throuple, no.
836
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:34,375
No, no, no, no, no. That is so your generation.
837
00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:37,579
Listen, I am free and I am happily non-heteronormative.
838
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,589
Well, honey, stay that way
839
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,720
because when love finally bites you in the ass,
840
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,309
there ain't nothing you can do about it.
841
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,060
Wait a minute, did I just hear you say you're in love?
842
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,709
I don't know. I don't know.
843
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,060
But you know what they say about love and hate.
844
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,920
It's two sides of the same coin.
845
00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,500
And, you know, I guess that means
846
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,200
there's gotta be something there.
847
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,680
Ahh! To Maggie in love!
848
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,460
Yes! To Maggie in love.
849
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,900
Oh, I'm gonna be miserable for the rest of my life.
850
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,088
Ugh. Hi, guys. Oh, my God.
851
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,288
I'm so sorry I'm late.
852
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,417
I just heard the news.
853
00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:08,042
Congratulations!
854
00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,260
I couldn't be happier.
855
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,623
Yes, say hello to the new editor in chief of Empirical.
856
00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:14,200
- Whoo-hoo! - Thank you.
857
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,709
Thank you. Whose first order of business is hiring you back.
858
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:21,125
Okay, well, I actually have some news of my own.
859
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,620
I found a backer for my company.
860
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,980
- Oh, my God. - Fantastic.
861
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Yes, they heard about it and just contacted me out of the blue.
862
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:30,918
- Who? - It's someone we've worked with for years.
863
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:34,540
Who loves and supports women and female voices,
864
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,780
and they've been right under our nose this entire time.
865
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,399
I can't believe I didn't think to ask!
866
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,917
- Who? Kelsey! - Come on! Give it up!
867
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:42,625
Hello Sunshine.
868
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,292
- What?! - Reese Witherspoon's company.
869
00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:48,360
They love me, and they love my business plan.
870
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:51,542
They wanna take a huge equity stake in INKubator.
871
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,079
- Kelsey, this is incredible! I knew... - This is awesome!
872
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,330
There's one catch.
873
00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:57,292
You have to play "Legally Blonde" on a loop?
874
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,820
The company is not gonna be based in New York.
875
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,709
So I'm moving to Los Angeles.
876
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:09,140
Okay. I'm shook.
877
00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:12,209
Uh. But I am so proud of you, baby.
878
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,959
Yes. I'm coming to visit.
879
00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:15,400
Get a pool.
880
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,790
And I am going to get us another round of drinks.
881
00:44:17,810 --> 00:44:22,750
- Please. - Kelsey, this is so... amazing.
882
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,280
- All right. - Ahh, it's fabulous!
883
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,080
How did this happen?
884
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,625
Hi. Excuse me? Sir?
885
00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,250
Sir?
886
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,950
Hello? Hello!
887
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,049
Ah.
888
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,580
Hello!
889
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:45,519
- I need some help over here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
890
00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:47,319
You don't wave a shoe.
891
00:44:47,330 --> 00:44:48,959
- Oh. - You never wave a shoe.
892
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,834
You know, in Thailand, that's considered a capital offense.
893
00:44:53,310 --> 00:44:54,667
And you've been to Thailand?
894
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,375
Ah, no. But I have been to Myanmar.
895
00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:58,584
Which used to be Burma.
896
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,375
- Back in the day. - I knew that.
897
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,584
Sorry. I didn't see you there.
898
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,417
Really?
899
00:45:08,310 --> 00:45:09,780
Because you know what?
900
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,042
I've been right here, by your side,
901
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,220
all along.
902
00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:25,620
So are these real, or...
903
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,879
- Yeah. - Can you wash 'em off?
904
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,009
Um...
905
00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:30,598
I mean, this arm is actually all fake.
906
00:45:30,610 --> 00:45:32,480
None of these are real.
907
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,239
- None of those are real? - This is all real.
908
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,125
Oh, so you could technically wash all those off.
909
00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:56,200
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