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Thanks again, Calvin,
for helping with this.
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I have no idea what's stuck in there.
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No problem.
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You know, normally I would say
this is a job for your husband,
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but then I remembered
you're married to Dave.
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Where is he anyway?
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Band practice.
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He started one with some of
the other dads at the school.
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- Oh.
- What's it called... "Earth, Wind & No Fire"?
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Uh, oh, they bring the fire.
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Dave looks so hot up on stage.
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If I wasn't the principal,
I'd totally take my bra off
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and throw it at him.
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I feel that way whenever
Calvin fixes something.
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I wear the one with tassels
whenever it's a big job.
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Okay, all right, I think I got it.
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Ah. It's just a spoon.
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Well, I can't leave these
girls hanging for that one,
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but good job, baby.
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Hey, sweetie. How was band practice?
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Ah, terrible. You're never gonna
believe what happened.
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Let me guess. You realized
you formed a dad band?
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No. We were in the middle of practice
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when our lead singer Neil
blew out his vocal cords.
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Oh, no. Was he going for the high note?
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No, a spider landed on the
microphone and he screamed.
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But you guys were supposed to play
the school fundraiser next week.
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You've got to find another singer.
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Are you kidding?
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Gemma, you can't just
replace someone like Neil.
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I mean, Neil has stage
presence, he has flair.
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Plus, he's the only dad at the school
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that actually makes
a ponytail look cool.
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Well, if it'd help you out,
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I'd be happy to be your lead singer.
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You-you would?
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Oh, my God, that's a great idea!
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Tina, you're like a
professional-level singer.
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You don't want to embarrass yourself
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playing with a bunch of no-talent hacks.
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No offense.
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I think it'd be fun.
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So, what do you say, Dave?
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- I say congratulations.
- Ah!
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You are officially the new lead singer
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- of The Dadditudes.
- Yeah!
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Dadditudes?
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Here you go, babe.
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You can use this spoon to gag yourself.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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See the cute guitarist?
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He's my boyfriend.
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Look, I'm glad that you
and Dad love each other,
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but do me a favor and
keep it to yourself.
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Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
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It's not her fault.
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I was working on the furnace at home.
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And what can I say?
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- Things got hot.
- Baby...
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Oh, seriously, what is it
with you married people?
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Come on, Calvin.
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The groupie section's over here.
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Well, I'm a man, Gemma.
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I can't be called a groupie.
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I prefer the term
"bodyguard with benefits."
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Ooh.
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Hey, so, guys, let me
introduce you to Tina.
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Tina, this is the guys.
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- Brett, Phil.
- Hey.
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Hey, so did you get a chance
to check out the set list?
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Oh, yeah. I love the Pat
Benatar song we're doing.
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♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪
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♪ Dream maker, love taker,
don't you mess around with me. ♪
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Oh, my God, she's amazing.
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I know. If I had that
bra with the tassels
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she left by the furnace,
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I would definitely throw it at her.
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- Hey, hey, little bro.
- Hey.
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I hope you have not eaten,
because dinner is on me.
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Oh, no.
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You're being nice.
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What did you do to me that
I don't know about yet?
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Will you relax?
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We are celebrating because
I got a raise today.
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But since I'm in a good mood,
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don't use your shampoo.
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Wait. JPL gave you a raise
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after only being there for a year?
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Yeah. So?
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So, I've been there three years,
and I haven't gotten a raise.
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Well, why haven't you asked for one?
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Because, man, my boss is
this weird, needy dude
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who's always trying to make
everyone his best friend.
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I'm telling you, talking to
that guy is not a good idea.
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Oh, come on, man. Just go in there
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and tell him you deserve a raise.
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The worst thing he can say is "no."
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Okay, but what am I supposed to do
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when he's acting like we're "best buds"
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and starts going on and on
and on about some problem
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from his life that I
could care less about?
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You can try what I do
whenever I'm in that situation.
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- Oh. What?
- This.
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♪ Oh, yeah, heartbreaker ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Oh, man, that was incredible.
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I'm gonna have Gemma
check the sprinkler system,
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because we are gonna set
that gymnasium on fire!
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Forget the fundraiser.
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If we keep playing this good,
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we could crack the bar mitzvah circuit.
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I got to say, this... this
has really come together.
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I don't think we can sound
much better than that.
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What do you think, Tina?
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Yeah, it was good.
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Whew.
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You only thought it was good?
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Yeah, it was definitely better
than when we started.
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But you know what? There's
always room for improvement.
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Right?
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Well, yeah, absolutely.
What were you thinking?
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Or as Pat Benatar would say,
"Hit us with your best shot."
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Okay, well, for starters,
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the drums were a little
too loud on the intro,
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which at least covered the
fact that Phil was late
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for every downbeat.
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And, Dave, you know, your chord
changes were all over the place.
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You know, by the time
we got to the bridge,
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I wanted to jump off one.
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I didn't know your best shot
was gonna be such a nut shot.
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Look, we can go out there and
sound like a bunch of bums,
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or we can blow the roof off this joint.
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Which do you want to do?
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Actually, what I want to do
is go pick up my daughter
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from soccer practice.
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Nice try, Phil. If you can
be late for my downbeats,
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you can be late for soccer.
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Hey, Jerry, you got a sec?
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There he is! Party Marty,
my bro from another mo.
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You know it...
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'cause you always say it.
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Come on in, have a seat.
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Actually, I want to keep
this kind of quick...
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Hey, can I ask you a question?
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You're an expert when it
comes to the ladies, right?
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Me?
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Of course you.
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With that supermodel girlfriend
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you're always telling everyone
about who lives in Canada.
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What? Oh. Right.
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Katarina.
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Yeah, you know, I-I haven't
seen her in so long,
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it almost doesn't feel real.
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Well, me and my old lady got
into a huge fight last night.
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Wow, Jerry. I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
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Oh, no, I don't. I meant my mom.
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She's been riding me like crazy lately.
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"Make your bed, pick up your clothes.
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When you go to the bathroom,
shut the door."
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Women, right?
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So, as I was saying...
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Tell me something. Do you
and Katarina fight a lot?
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No, but that's probably
because we live so far apart
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and, you know, we don't
have the same DNA.
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I wonder if that's the problem.
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My mom and I are around
each other all the time.
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Well, in that case, maybe you
should give her some space.
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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- Hey.
- Maybe I should ask a friend
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if I can crash on their couch
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- for a couple of nights.
- There you go.
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Great! Marty, can I crash on your
couch for a couple of nights?
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Oh. Well, I...
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Hey, thanks, man.
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You're a real friend.
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Ha-ha! I know it,
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because, again, you always say it.
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- Hey, hey.
- Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Uh, we need to talk.
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Look, Dave, that's what women say
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when they want to break up with you.
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If that's what this is,
I support your decision.
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Nice try, Calvin, but you and
I are going the distance.
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This is actually about Tina.
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What about her?
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Well, you know how much I love her.
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And she has the voice of an angel,
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which, last night, she used
to make our drummer cry.
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Aah. Oh, man.
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It's the church choir all over again.
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Well, what happened
with the church choir?
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Well, first, she was so hard on
the choir director that he quit.
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So then, she became the choir director.
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After a week, the choir quit.
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And for the next three years,
the church just played CDs.
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Man, I just had... I had no idea
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she was gonna be this hard on us.
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Look, Dave, you got to understand.
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Tina takes singing seriously.
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Music is her passion.
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It's like me with cars, or you with...
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well, me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I can't kick her out of the
band. She's my friend.
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Exactly. That's why you got
to make her quit on her own.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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It's easy.
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You got to get Tina to
think it's her idea.
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All right? Convince her that
you guys are holding her back.
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I'm telling you, Dave,
you don't fire Beyoncé.
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You make her want to go solo.
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Okay. All right, I'll...
I'll give it a try.
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But, you know, for the record,
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I have to say, I think the way
that she left Destiny's Child
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was really messed up.
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Whoa. Whoa, Dave. Dave, this...
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This is a Black neighborhood.
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You can't be talking
about Queen B like that.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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I was just getting ready to
come over for rehearsal.
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Well, actually, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.
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I canceled rehearsal.
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Hey, look,
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if this is about me breaking
Brett's drumsticks,
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I said I was sorry.
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I didn't mean it, but I said it.
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No, Tina, we're the ones who
should be apologizing to you.
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I mean, Brett, Phil and me...
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we're just a bunch of amateurs
making you look bad.
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I mean, the truth is,
you're like Beyoncé,
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and we're just Dadditudes' Child.
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Aw, come on, Dave.
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You're being too hard on yourselves.
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We just need to keep practicing.
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Why, Tina? What's the point?
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Your voice is on another level.
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Both when you sing and
when you scream at us,
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which we deserve,
because we're straight trash.
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Okay, well, I will admit it
has been a little frustrating.
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Ah, see? I knew it.
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Gosh, you know,
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it sounds to me like there's
only one thing left to do.
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You know what, Dave?
I'm afraid you're right.
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I'm so glad you feel...
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We got to fire Brett and Phil.
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Uh, wait. What?
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You said it yourself. They're amateurs.
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Getting rid of them is the only way
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that we're gonna get better.
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Oh, uh, Tina, that's crazy.
251
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,909
I'm not gonna fire Brett and Phil.
252
00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,769
Oh, Dave, I get it.
They're your friends,
253
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,259
and you don't want to
hurt their feelings.
254
00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,834
So I'll do it.
255
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,333
- I'm already used to making Phil cry.
- Okay.
256
00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:36,260
No one is firing them.
257
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,003
They're not the ones who are
ruining the band. You are.
258
00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:41,479
What? Are you serious?
259
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,459
So you think I'm the
problem with the band?
260
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,979
Well, not anymore,
261
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,370
because I'm kicking you out.
262
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,792
You kicking me out?
263
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,160
This is unbelievable.
264
00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,705
This is like the church
choir all over again!
265
00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:02,020
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Tina.
266
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,909
You brought this on your...
267
00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,650
You brought this on yourself.
268
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:10,220
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you the
same thing I told Pastor Jenkins!
269
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,660
You can go to hell, Dave!
270
00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,739
Hey, Jerry, you haven't see my slippers
271
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,010
lying around, have you?
272
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:22,550
You mean the fuzzy blue ones?
273
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:23,659
Yeah.
274
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,082
Sure have.
275
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,209
And boy, are they cozy.
276
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,209
Seriously? You're wearing my slippers?
277
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,620
Oh, you don't mind, do you?
278
00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,499
Mom and I share slippers all the time.
279
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,550
Great. So it's kind of like her
feet have been in them, too.
280
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,100
Oh, good.
281
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:46,772
Jerry is still here.
282
00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:48,084
And look at that.
283
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:49,875
He is wearing my robe.
284
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,799
I hope that's okay. Mine's
in your washing machine.
285
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,959
By the way, I might have broken
your washing machine.
286
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,667
Okay, that's it. It's been three
days. You got to take your...
287
00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:03,922
You got to take another one of
those nice long baths you love.
288
00:13:03,923 --> 00:13:06,659
After all, you've only had two today.
289
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,719
Eh, don't mind if I do.
290
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,792
I'm supposed to soak
my foot fungus anyway.
291
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,249
So, how was your day?
292
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,579
Marty, I can't take this anymore.
293
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,249
You need to kick this
guy out by tomorrow.
294
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,123
But if I kick him out, there's no
way he's gonna give me a raise.
295
00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:25,880
Hey, guys, a little help?
296
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,800
I'm out of toilet paper in here.
297
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,282
You know, his mom is right.
298
00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:32,125
He really needs to learn
to close that door.
299
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,549
Oh. Hey, Dave. Hey, Gemma.
300
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,122
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Gemma.
301
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:43,249
Hi, you off-key backstabbing
guitar zero.
302
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,599
Oh, well, hello to you, too, diva.
303
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,829
I mean, Tina.
304
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,719
Oh, come on!
305
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,041
This is ridiculous.
306
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:52,194
It's been two days.
307
00:13:52,195 --> 00:13:53,792
You guys have got to make up.
308
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,499
I know, and I usually like a good fight,
309
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,667
but not between people
I care about and... Dave.
310
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:05,539
Well, good luck performing
at your little fundraiser.
311
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,550
You're gonna need it with
Brett as your singer.
312
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:10,152
Actually, we're not
playing the fundraiser.
313
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,799
Someone crushed Brett's
confidence so badly
314
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,862
that he ran over his snare
drum with his minivan.
315
00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:18,780
Well, that probably sounded
better than when he played it.
316
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,640
Good one. You should tell that
317
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,080
to the next church choir
you get kicked out of.
318
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,079
Oh-ho-ho!
319
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,834
You know, I don't have to
stand here and listen to this!
320
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,659
Neither do I! And you know what?
321
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,334
You're just as mean as Beyoncé!
322
00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:37,060
And I don't care who hears me say it!
323
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,419
Okay, this is getting out of control.
324
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,829
Dave has been awful to be around.
325
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:48,399
So has Tina. She's been cranky as hell,
326
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,432
stomping around,
complaining about everything.
327
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,125
It's like I'm married to me.
328
00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,659
It's so stupid.
329
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,219
Music is supposed to
bring people together,
330
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,666
not tear them apart.
331
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,872
Well, we better do something soon,
332
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:05,980
because this could easily turn into
another Ike and Tina situation.
333
00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:08,792
And that Tina will beat
the hell out of Dave.
334
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,022
Hey, Marty, good news.
335
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:17,952
My mom just changed her
Facebook relationship status
336
00:15:17,953 --> 00:15:19,375
to "It's Complicated."
337
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,240
Check and mate.
338
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,430
Sorry, Jerry.
339
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,166
I can't talk right now.
340
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,132
I'm too upset.
341
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:33,250
Boy, does this sleeping bag
smell like your foot cream.
342
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,199
Oh.
343
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,519
What's the matter, buddy?
344
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,919
Hey, if this is about the toothbrush,
345
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,330
I rinsed it off as soon as
I realized it was yours.
346
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,912
No. I just got a call from Katarina.
347
00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:47,082
She broke up with me, man.
348
00:15:49,423 --> 00:15:52,859
- What? You're kidding.
- No!
349
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,349
She said going so long
without seeing each other
350
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,699
made us drift apart.
351
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,499
I never should've left
her out of my sight
352
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,240
for more than three,
maybe four nights, tops.
353
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,579
I can't believe it.
354
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,342
Oh, Jerry,
355
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,414
you got to learn from my mistake.
356
00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:13,840
You need to go home
to your mom right now,
357
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,292
or you two may never
share slippers again.
358
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,040
Are you crazy? I can't abandon you now.
359
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,170
That's not true. You absolutely can.
360
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,259
No way, buddy. I'm not going anywhere.
361
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,592
After all, you know what they say...
362
00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:31,909
bros before mos.
363
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,949
Okay, that's it, I give up.
364
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:34,999
You got to go.
365
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,059
- What?
- You heard me, man.
366
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,679
You're sloppy, you're inconsiderate,
367
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,749
and you use other people's toothbrushes!
368
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,542
I didn't even let Katarina do
that and she ain't even real!
369
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,559
Wow.
370
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,664
I had no idea I was
bothering you so much.
371
00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,125
Why didn't you say something?
372
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:51,439
Because, man, I wanted a raise,
373
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,519
and if I didn't let you stay here,
374
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,624
I didn't think you'd give it to me.
375
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,252
Well, that's ridiculous.
376
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,379
You're one of the best
engineers on our team.
377
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,791
All you have to do is ask.
378
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:01,291
Really? Well, in that case,
can I have a raise?
379
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,662
Oh, I didn't mean ask me.
I have no say in that.
380
00:17:04,663 --> 00:17:07,749
What? Well, then who do I ask?
381
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,479
No clue, but if you figure it out,
would you let me know?
382
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,672
I haven't had a raise
in over five years.
383
00:17:12,673 --> 00:17:14,709
Why the hell do you think
I live with my mom?
384
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,709
♪ Your love is like a tidal wave ♪
385
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,166
♪ Spinning over my head ♪
386
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,909
♪ Drowning me in your promises ♪
387
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:39,958
♪ Better left unsaid... ♪
388
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,749
What are you guys doing? Knock it off!
389
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,787
Yeah, you're gonna piss off
the whole neighborhood!
390
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:46,919
Exactly. And we're gonna keep doing it
391
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,199
until you guys get over
yourselves and make up.
392
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,940
Yeah, and you better do it quick, Dave,
393
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,299
'cause everybody's been talking about
394
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,660
- how you dissed Beyoncé.
- Mm-hmm.
395
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,479
Well, you can play all night,
396
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,417
because I've got nothing to say to him!
397
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,282
Yeah, and even if she did,
398
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:04,090
it wouldn't matter because
I'm not listening to her.
399
00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:05,892
Okay, all right.
400
00:18:05,893 --> 00:18:08,060
If you two aren't gonna
listen to each other,
401
00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:10,750
then I guess you're gonna
have to listen to this.
402
00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:13,633
♪ Your love is like a tidal wave ♪
403
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,740
♪ Spinning over my head... ♪
404
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,792
Shut that noise up!
405
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,940
Yeah! Don't make me sic my dog on you!
406
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,619
Okay, okay, guys,
407
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,579
guys, just... just stop.
408
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,980
Okay, so what's up?
409
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,333
Are y'all gonna make up or what?
410
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,833
Uh, 'cause Gemma and I...
411
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,959
- we can ruin R&B, too.
- Oh, yeah.
412
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,590
I don't know why you're mad at me.
413
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:38,552
You're the one who kicked
me out of the band.
414
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,699
I didn't want to kick
you out of the band,
415
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,630
but with the way that you were
acting, you gave me no choice.
416
00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:46,917
Don't you see, Dave? I was
only trying to make us better.
417
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,899
Tina, I get it, but...
418
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,680
look, we're not professionals like you.
419
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,819
We're just a bunch of
dads getting together
420
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,749
to make music and have fun.
421
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,879
I thought we were
having fun, which is...
422
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,417
why it really hurt my feelings
when you kicked me out.
423
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,400
But I guess maybe I hurt
some people's feelings, too.
424
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,249
I'm sorry.
425
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,160
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too.
426
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,322
I never should have tried to trick
you into quitting on your own.
427
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:16,749
Wait. You did what?
428
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,010
I tried to tell him,
but he wouldn't listen.
429
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,959
So, what do you guys say?
Are we done with this?
430
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,540
Yeah, of course.
431
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,834
- Of course.
- Yeah.
432
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,584
That's right.
433
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,139
All right!
434
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,340
That's what I'm talking about.
435
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:37,792
You two making beautiful music
together, a lot like this.
436
00:19:39,821 --> 00:19:42,667
That's it! Go get 'em, Fluffy!
437
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:46,749
Fluffy? Ain't nobody scared
of no dog named Fluffy.
438
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,729
Oh, damn.
439
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,360
It's an ironic name. Run! Run! Run!
440
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,179
Only two days till the fundraiser,
441
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,208
and we're going on
after the ventriloquist,
442
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:04,875
so you know that house
is gonna be rocking.
443
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:08,129
Okay, well, let's hit it.
444
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,539
And this time...
445
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,260
I can't believe I'm saying this...
446
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,008
with Dadditude!
447
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,170
One, two, three, four!
448
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,240
♪ Your love is like a tidal wave ♪
449
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,458
♪ Spinning over my head ♪
450
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:28,124
♪ Drowning me in your promises ♪
451
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,699
♪ Better left unsaid... ♪
452
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,999
Okay, I take it back.
Dad does look kind of cool.
453
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,892
I know. It's pretty
awesome being married
454
00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:39,900
to such talented badasses.
455
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:41,332
You ain't lying.
456
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,167
Tina's a lucky woman.
457
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:48,374
♪ You're a heartbreaker, dream maker ♪
458
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:51,334
♪ Love taker, don't you
mess around with me ♪
459
00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:54,334
♪ Heartbreaker, dream maker ♪
460
00:20:54,343 --> 00:20:58,209
♪ Love taker, don't you
mess around, no, no, no! ♪
461
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:05,210
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