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[CHEERING]
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"IN THE FINAL MOMENTS
OF A MARATHON,
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"TWO RUNNERS, A AND B,
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"PASS A POINT
THAT IS 100 METERS
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"FROM THE FINISH LINE
AT THE SAME TIME
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"AND THEN RUN THE FINAL
100 METERS OF THE RACE
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"AT DIFFERENT CONSTANT SPEEDS.
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"AFTER THE RUNNERS
PASS THE POINT,
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"A RUNS 80 METERS
IN THE TIME B RUNS 60 METERS.
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"HOW MANY METERS
WILL B HAVE LEFT IN THE RACE
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WHEN A REACHES
THE FINISH LINE?"
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LET'S SEE.
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WELL, "A" IS WINNING, RIGHT,
BY 60--NO, 80 METERS,
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BUT AT DIFFERENT
CONSTANT SPEEDS,
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SO "B" COULD CATCH UP,
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I MEAN, IF B's CONSTANT SPEED
SHOULD SOMEHOW...
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NO, BUT THIS COULD BE
ONE OF THOSE TRICK QUESTIONS.
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SO "A" HAS TO WIN, RIGHT?
YEAH.
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A MUST WIN BY--
OH, GOD. WHO KNOWS?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
THE ANSWER.
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[BANG]
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HEY! WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
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WELL, I'M NO GOOD
ON THE MATH PART.
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YOU'RE A MORON.
IT'S EASY.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE
BEEN IN THE VERBAL SECTION.
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I HAVE TO
THINK THIS OVER AGAIN.
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OVER AGAIN? FORGET IT.
I'M EXHAUSTED.
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I'LL RUN IT AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, NO PROBLEM.
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YOU WOULD.
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GIVE HIM A BREAK.
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HE'S JUST
SOME JUNIOR
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SWEATIN' OUT
HIS S.A.T.s.
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A: HEY, WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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HEY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
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AFRAID I'LL WIN? IS THAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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YOU CAN'T WIN. YOU'RE B.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN!
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OH, REALLY?
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE
TO THE ENTIRE ALPHABET.
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OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
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ALPHABETIZE THIS!
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Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS A SHOCKING SITUATION
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UNFOLDING
AT THE FINISH LINE.
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AND YET WASN'T THE OUTCOME
ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE
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WITH OUR ATHLETES
COUNTING ON...
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MARLON BROWNE?
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Marlon: GOSH, I'M SORRY.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN
IN JESSICA KAILO'S S.A.T.s.
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YOU'D BE DRINKING
GATORADE BY NOW.
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ARE YOU COPYING?
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MM-MMM. NOPE.
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I'M FINE. THANKS.
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[TWEET]
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[BELL RINGS]
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Proctor: OK, GANG,
IT'S ALL THROUGH.
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LET'S HAND IT IN.
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HERE YOU GO,
MRS. WYLER.
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HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU DID, MARLON?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL
FROM A BUNCH OF DOTS.
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YEAH, WELL,
I'M SURE YOU DID FINE.
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I'M SURE YOU DID FINE.
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OH!
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IT'S NOTHING. REALLY.
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UH, HAVE
A GOOD SEMESTER.
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OH, DEAR.
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[CHEERING]
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* NEVER MET A GIRL COULD MAKE ME
FEEL THE WAY THAT YOU DO *
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* YOU'RE ALL RIGHT
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* WHENEVER I'M ASKED
WHAT MAKES MY DREAMS REAL... *
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ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THE
S.A.T.s AGAIN NEXT MONTH?
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I HAVE TO.
WITH THE SCORES I HAVE NOW,
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I CAN ONLY GET INTO
THE SCHOOLS I'D NEVER GO TO.
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KEL, IT'S ONE
OVERRATED TEST.
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YEAH, WELL,
YOU CAN SAY THAT, JESSICA,
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'CAUSE YOU HAVE
REALLY GREAT SCORES.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS,
WE GOTTA EASE UP.
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IF WE'RE
THIS CRAZY NOW,
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WHAT'S IT GONNA
BE LIKE IN APRIL?
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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO APRIL.
I KNOW IT.
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YOU KNOW, I HEARD ABOUT THIS
ONE GIRL WHO LOST IT SO BAD
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SHE WENT INTO
A MENTAL INSTITUTION.
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YOU MEAN THE ONE
THAT REALLY CRACKED
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AND TOOK OFF ALL HER CLOTHES
IN THE INTERVIEW?
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OH, YEAH. DID YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED?
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NO.
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IT WAS TERRIBLE,
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BECAUSE WHEN SHE WENT IN
FOR HER INTERVIEW,
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SHE WAS COMPLETELY,
TOTALLY PREPARED
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TO DISCUSS
THE NUCLEAR FREEZE,
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DRUG ABUSE,
VIOLENCE IN MOVIES--
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ALL THE IMPORTANT ISSUES.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THE INTERVIEWER DID INSTEAD?
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HE HIT HER WITH
A STRESS QUESTION.
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BASTARD.
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JUST TO WATCH HER
SQUIRM, HE ASKED,
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"IF YOU COULD BE ANY
MAJOR HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE,
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WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE,
AND WHY?"
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OHH.
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SHE BLURTED OUT,
"VACUUM CLEANER,"
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BUT COULDN'T
BACK IT UP.
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IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL
AFTER THAT.
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NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAID,
HE WASN'T INTERESTED.
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FINALLY, HE TURNS
TO HER AND SAYS,
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"LOOKS LIKE
YOUR TIME'S UP, MISS,
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"UNLESS YOU HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING
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YOU'D LIKE TO REVEAL
ABOUT YOURSELF."
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AND THAT'S WHEN SHE--
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SOMEONE TOLD ME SHE'S
STILL IN THE HOSPITAL.
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NO, SHE'S DEAD.
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OHH!
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SLIT HER WRISTS WITH
THE APPLICATION FORM.
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THAT'S HOW
SHE DID IT?
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DUH!
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OH.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
I WAS JOKING.
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LOOK, EVERY YEAR,
PEOPLE PASS AROUND
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THESE STORIES ABOUT
THE KID WHO CRACKED.
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SOMEONE JUST MADE IT UP
TO SCARE US.
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YEAH, WELL, IT WORKED
FOR ME. I'M SCARED.
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I'M TERRIFIED.
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I THINK
GETTING INTO COLLEGE
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IS JUST LIKE
ANY OTHER CAMPAIGN,
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AND WE JUST NEED
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A LITTLE BIT
OF STRATEGY.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY I ASKED
MY PARENTS TO MOVE TO MONTANA,
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TO HELP ME GET INTO SOME
OF THE EAST COAST SCHOOLS.
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I DON'T THINK
IT'S THAT CRAZY.
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I'M SURE GONNA
MISS MY DOG, THOUGH.
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YOU'RE STARING
AT ME AGAIN, MARLON.
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[KISS KISS KISS]
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DON'T DO THIS, OLIVER.
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I'M WEAK
FROM UNREQUITED LOVE.
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TALK TO HER ABOUT IT
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AND END THIS TWISTED CHILDHOOD
OBSESSION WITH JESSICA KAILO.
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THIS IS TRUE LOVE,
OLIVER.
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I MEAN, HOW MANY PEOPLE
DO YOU KNOW
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WHO REALLY END UP
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WITH THEIR HIGH SCHOOL
SWEETHEARTS?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
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WAIT TILL YOU GET TO COLLEGE
TO TALK TO HER?
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I HAVE SEEN
SEEN A MYRIAD OF MEN
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COME AND GO THROUGH
JESSICA KAILO'S LIFE
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SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE.
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I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE
THOSE SAME MISTAKES.
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I'M COMMITTED.
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YOU SHOULD BE
COMMITTED.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
YOU HAVE BIGGER PLANS.
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OF COURSE I DO.
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WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE
TO CONVINCE OF THAT?
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FORGET ABOUT
THIS GO-TO-COLLEGE CRAP.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
EXPERIENCING THE REAL WORLD?
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LOOK, WE GET OUT
OF HIGH SCHOOL,
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WE STICK OUT
OUR THUMBS, AND POW!
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WE GOT A FOUR-YEAR JUMP
ON EVERYBODY.
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WE MAY EVEN RUN AMUCK
WITH REBEL GAME SHOW HOSTESSES
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TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH
UNCLAIMED VACATION PRIZES.
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I'M SORRY, OLIVER.
I JUST--
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I DON'T BUY INTO
THE THEORY
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THAT ON DAY ONE
OF REAL LIFE,
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WE STICK OUT OUR THUMBS,
AND POW,
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VANNA WHITE PICKS US UP
AND DRIVES US OFF
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INTO A BRIGHT
AN EXCITING TOMORROW.
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WELL, I DON'T BUY INTO
THE THEORY
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THAT GETTING
A COLLEGE EDUCATION
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HAS GOTTA REVOLVE ENTIRELY
AROUND THE POSSIBILITY
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OF JESSICA KAILO FINALLY
GIVING YOU THE TIME OF DAY!
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[ALL NOISE STOPS]
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IT'S 12:30.
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THANK YOU.
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SURE.
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Girl: OH, MAN.
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HA HA HA!
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HERE WE GO.
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HA HA!
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HI,
MRS. ELSWIT-MERCADO-HAZELBAUM.
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I'M HERE TO SEE
MRS. WYLER.
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OH!
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I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE, JESSICA.
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OK. THANK YOU,
MRS. WYLER.
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HI...MARTIN.
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MARLON...BROWNE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
VOTE FOR ME?
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OH, VOTE FOR YOU...
IN THE ELECTION.
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FOR CLASS PRESIDENT.
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OF COURSE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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I WOULD LOVE TO.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A BUTTON,
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AND THEN I'LL DO
PUBLICITY FOR YOU.
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BUTTONS ARE $1.00.
MM-HMM.
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[GIGGLES]
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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NO, IT'S A JOKE.
IT'S A JOKE.
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THEY'RE
JUST KIDDING YOU.
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THERE YOU GO.
IT LOOKS GREAT.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
SOME EXTRA ONES,
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AND THEN I'LL
PASS THEM OUT FOR YOU.
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OK. I APPRECIATE THAT.
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OK, JESSICA.
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WHEN ELECTED, MARLON,
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
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BYE.
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HI. SO HOW WAS ITALY,
JESSICA?
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AH, IT WAS GREAT.
IT CHANGED MY LIFE.
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WELL, BEING
AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
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LOOKS SUPER ON YOUR RECORD.
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YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
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THE WAY YOU SPEND
YOUR SUMMERS.
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IT'S GETTING INSANE.
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OK, LET'S SEE.
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LAST SPRING,
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YOUR FIRST CHOICE
WAS MICHIGAN.
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MY PARENTS ARE ALUMS.
THAT'S WHERE THEY MET.
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WELL, MICHIGAN'S
AN EXCELLENT SCHOOL,
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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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I WANT TO GO
TO RAMSEY COLLEGE.
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OOH, GOODY! RAMSEY.
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I MET A GROUP OF KIDS
IN ITALY WHO GO TO RAMSEY.
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THEY WERE ON THIS JUNIOR YEAR
ABROAD PROGRAM IN VENICE
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TO SAVE THE ITALIAN FRESCOES
FROM POLLUTION.
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AND WHILE I WAS THERE,
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I REALIZED THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SORT OF THING I WANT TO DO
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I MEAN, INSTEAD OF
BEING A SORORITY GIRL,
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WHICH IS BASICALLY
THE DIRECTION
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I'VE BEEN HEADED IN
EVER SINCE BIRTH.
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MRS. WYLER,
THOSE KIDS ARE SO COOL.
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I MEAN, WHEN THEY ORDER
SPAGHETTI, THEY CALL IT PASTA.
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LOOK, I THINK YOU HAVE
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A WONDERFUL CHANCE
TO GET INTO RAMSEY,
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SO APPLY THERE
AND APPLY TO MICHIGAN.
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RIGHT.
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HERE YOU GO.
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OH, THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK.
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THANKS. BYE.
BYE.
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DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT, MARLON?
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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,709
OR DID YOU
JUST DROP IN?
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HERE. COME HERE.
235
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BYE-BYE.
236
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:22,255
SO, MARLON, ANY
SPECIFIC COLLEGE PLAN?
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00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,758
WELL, YOU KNOW
JESSICA KAILO.
238
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,259
THIS JESSICA KAILO?
239
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,361
MM-HMM.
THIS JESSICA KAILO.
240
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,630
THE SAME ONE
THAT JUST LEFT?
241
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,666
WELL, MY COLLEGE PLAN
SPECIFICALLY
242
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,568
IS TO GO WHEREVER
SHE MIGHT BE GOING.
243
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,004
THAT'S YOUR COLLEGE PLAN?
244
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:40,240
MM-HMM. THAT'S ABOUT
THE SIZE OF IT.
245
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,076
OUR PROJECTIONS INDICATE
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THAT WE CAN EXPECT
OVER 8,000 APPLICATIONS
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00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,816
FOR THE 470 PLACES
IN NEXT YEAR'S CLASS.
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WOW.
IN OTHER WORDS,
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THAT'S ALMOST 20 CANDIDATES
FOR EACH AVAILABLE SPOT.
250
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,722
THANKS, SALLY.
251
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,223
IN OTHER WORDS,
IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET.
252
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,624
HEAR, HEAR.
253
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,794
NOW, AS USUAL, WE ARE TOP-HEAVY
WITH STUDENTS FROM BOTH COASTS,
254
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,130
SO FOR THOSE OF YOU
RECRUITING OUT WEST,
255
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,033
EYES OUT FOR THAT MYTHICAL KID
FROM MONTANA.
256
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,801
[GIGGLES]
257
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,537
YES, MISS SACHIE,
SOMETHING FUNNY?
258
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,740
NO. NO, SIR.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
259
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,375
OH, YES, AND YESTERDAY
I RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE
260
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,744
FROM THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT.
261
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,246
"JESUS, BOB, NO MORE OBOES."
262
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,748
NO MORE OBOES. HO HO!
263
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,316
LOCK UP THEIR PENCILS.
THAT'S ONE FUNNY BUNCH.
264
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,651
BY THE WAY,
DID EVERYONE SEE
265
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:25,953
THE POSTER KIP DESIGNED?
266
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,388
OH, YEAH. HAMMETT,
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
267
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,759
OK. WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST OUR REGULAR BROCHURE,
268
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,763
BUT UNFOLDED,
IT'S AN ART-QUALITY POSTER.
269
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,365
SALLY, CAN YOU--
270
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,767
SEE. "AT RAMSEY,
271
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,770
WE'RE LOOKING
BEYOND THE NUMBERS."
272
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,337
[COUGH COUGH]
273
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,206
BUT WHAT DOES
IT MEAN EXACTLY?
274
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,808
WHAT IT MEANS, FLUTTER,
IS THAT, SURE,
275
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,510
GRADES AND S.A.T.s
ARE IMPORTANT TO US,
276
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,879
BUT PEOPLE
IMPRESS US MORE.
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00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,580
WE'RE SENDING A MESSAGE.
278
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,149
WANT TO KNOW THE MESSAGE THAT
THIS POSTER IS SENDING, KIP?
279
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,617
NO.
280
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,520
BOB, IT SOUNDS TO ME
281
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,555
LIKE RAMSEY HAS
AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.
282
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,026
COME ON. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
RAMSEY ALWAYS GETS GREAT KIDS.
283
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,027
I WENT HERE.
284
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,095
EXACTLY.
285
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,097
I MEAN, I THINK
OUR MESSAGE SHOULD BE
286
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,265
THAT WE'RE SCRUTINIZING
THE NUMBERS.
287
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,700
SO DO I.
288
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,170
WE SHOULD BE COMPETITIVE
WITH ALL THE TOP SCHOOLS.
289
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,705
CHANCELLOR HOLBROOKE,
COME IN, PLEASE.
290
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,242
SIT DOWN, EVERYONE.
291
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,111
IS THAT A NEW SUIT?
292
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,479
IT'S YOUR COLOR,
MRS. HOLBROOKE.
293
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,015
THANK YOU, LEO.
294
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,716
Bob: AS I THINK
ALL OF YOU KNOW,
295
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,085
I'LL BE MOVING ON
TO ANOTHER SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.
296
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,654
CHANCELLOR HOLBROOKE WILL
BE NAMING MY REPLACEMENT,
297
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,923
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD
ASK HER TO COME IN
298
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,590
AND SAY A FEW WORDS.
299
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,859
AND THOSE FEW WORDS ARE
300
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,361
I AM LOOKING TO PROMOTE
FROM WITHIN.
301
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,729
I ALSO WANT TO THANK BOB
302
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,932
FOR THE FINE WORK HE'S DONE
THE LAST 17 YEARS.
303
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,733
THE QUALITY
OF OUR APPLICANT POOL
304
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,735
JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
305
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:52,639
LEO SAYS THIS YEAR'S KIDS
SHOULD BE OFF THE CHARTS.
306
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,640
THANK YOU, CHANCELLOR.
307
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,042
JOANNA.
308
00:12:55,142 --> 00:13:00,848
THIS YEAR, WE ARE
GOING TO GET KILLER KIDS,
309
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,649
THE KIND OF STUDENT
THAT CAN MAKE IT
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00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,051
IN THE REAL WORLD,
311
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,719
THE KIND THAT CAN LAND
THOSE HIGH-PAYING JOBS
312
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,721
AND DRIVE THOSE BIG CARS.
313
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,724
LIKE THAT BMW
YOU LEASE, RIGHT, LEO?
314
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,094
I THINK MY CAR SENDS
A VERY STRONG MESSAGE.
315
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,695
AND IF I HAD DESIGNED
THIS POSTER,
316
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,865
IT MIGHT READ--SALLY--
317
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,532
"COME TO RAMSEY,
318
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,469
AND ONE DAY YOU, TOO,
WILL OWN A BMW."
319
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,871
THANK YOU, SALLY.
320
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,574
NOW, THAT'S A SENTIMENT
THAT WON'T BE LOST
321
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,576
ON TODAY'S
CAREER-MINDED STUDENTS.
322
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,579
WHAT ABOUT KIDS THAT, YOU KNOW,
AREN'T SENTIMENTAL ABOUT CARS?
323
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,481
DO WE JUST REJECT
ALL OF THEM?
324
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,049
LIFE'S FULL
OF REJECTION, HAMMETT.
325
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,585
I THINK WE'RE DOING
THE LOW-CALIBER APPLICANT
326
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,888
A FAVOR
BY LETTING THEM KNOW THAT
327
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,455
RIGHT AT THE STARTING LINE.
328
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,894
IT'S VERY PAINFUL TO BE
REJECTED BY A COLLEGE,
329
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,428
MARLON, AND YOU DON'T
HAVE THE NUMBERS
330
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,897
TO GET INTO RAMSEY.
331
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,232
BUT I CAN TAKE MY S.A.T.s
OVER AGAIN, RIGHT?
332
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,733
AND YOU SHOULD
ALSO START TRYING
333
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,268
TO FIND SOME SAFETIES,
334
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,472
LIKE MAYBE A STATE SCHOOL
UP IN THE UPPER PENINSULA.
335
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,042
JESSICA KAILO'S
APPLYING THERE?
336
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,746
GET OUT OF HERE, MARLON.
GO. LEAVE. BEGONE. GET OUT.
337
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,248
THANK YOU, MRS. WYLER.
338
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,451
"AT RAMSEY, WE'RE LOOKING
BEYOND THE NUMBERS."
339
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,454
I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT, KIP.
340
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,457
YEAH, IT'LL HELP US
ROOT OUT THE PIGS, FLUTTER.
341
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,792
OR ANY OTHER BARNYARD ANIMALS
WHO ARE TRYING TO APPLY.
342
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,094
Flutter: IF YOU'D
READ THAT FOLDER,
343
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,762
YOU'D HAVE
FALLEN FOR IT, TOO.
344
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,097
COME ON, FLUTTER.
I MEAN,
345
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,799
THE TRANSCRIPT
READ "I. M. A. PIG."
346
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,469
IRVIN MICHAEL ANTHONY
PIGGSVILLE--
347
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,539
P-I WITH A DOUBLE G.
IT WAS A BRILLIANT PRANK.
348
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,474
IT WOULD HAVE
FOOLED ANYONE.
349
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,576
IT ONLY FOOLED YOU,
FLUTTER.
350
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,378
WAIT A MINUTE.
351
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,779
WAIT A MINUTE.
352
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,381
OK, WHAT IS THIS?
353
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,152
ALL RIGHT, A YEAR AGO, I WAS
TRICKED INTO ADMITTING A PIG,
354
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,853
AND I WAS MADE A FOOL OF,
355
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,156
BUT CAN'T YOU LET ME
FORGET IT, LEO?
356
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,959
COME ON. I MEAN,
ALWAYS HIDING THESE PIGS
357
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,760
IN MY OFFICE.
358
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,129
PLEASE! AAH!
359
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,831
[SQUEAKING]
360
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,834
IT TAKES A SPECIAL BREED
OF ADMISSIONS OFFICER
361
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070
TO ADMIT AN ANIMAL.
362
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,972
YEAH, EVEN ONE WITH
ALL THE NUMBERS.
363
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,207
THE NUMBERS ARE GREAT.
I'VE GOT 'EM IN MY OFFICE.
364
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,442
HEY, GUYS, COACH EVANS
IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
365
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,244
All: COACH EVANS. BREAK!
366
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,880
[TWEET] HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU PEOPLE.
367
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,282
IT MAKES ME NERVOUS
368
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,617
WHEN YOU BOYS DISAPPEAR
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
369
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,986
I END UP
WITH ATHLETIC CHEMISTS
370
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,221
AND WELL-ROUNDED
POLITICAL SCIENCE MAJORS
371
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,623
INSTEAD OF SOMEBODY
WHO CAN RUN WITH A FOOTBALL.
372
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,425
HAND-OFF
TO YOU, KIP.
373
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,294
I'VE GOT A LUNCH
WITH THE CHANCELLOR.
374
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,628
OH!
375
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,630
NICE MOVE.
376
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,233
BUT YOU AND I, WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT IT NOW, GODDAMN IT!
377
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,301
GODDAMN IT!
378
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,237
NINA! COACH, COME ON.
I GIVE. UNCLE. UNCLE.
379
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,806
NOW, JUST IN CASE YOU'VE
FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE,
380
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,074
THIS IS AN ATHLETE.
381
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,675
Kip: RONNY
"SURE HANDS" PAULSON?
382
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,776
SURE HANDS.
HE'S ALREADY THE CENTER
383
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,278
OF AN ALL-OUT BIDDING WAR.
384
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,414
MAYBE WE COULD JUST
MENTION A CAR THIS YEAR,
385
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,715
A SMALL CAR.
386
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,083
I MEAN, SOME SCHOOLS
ARE OFFERING
387
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,818
STOCK PORTFOLIOS,
GODDAMN IT.
388
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,386
YOU'D BETTER
COORDINATE WITH NINA.
389
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,188
SHE'S OUR MAN IN CHARGE
OF MINORITY RECRUITMENT.
390
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,923
THIS IS NOT
MINORITY RECRUITMENT.
391
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,758
THIS IS ATHLETICS.
392
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,260
LOOK, THIS KID
CAN GET IN ANYWHERE.
393
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,429
I WANT SOMEONE
WHO NEEDS RAMSEY.
394
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:06,799
WELL, ME, TOO, IF HE CAN
CATCH A GODDAMN FOOTBALL.
395
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,035
HA HA HA!
396
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,070
SEE YOU, COACH.
397
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,043
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME
WITH US TO THE COLLEGE FAIR
398
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,211
AND AT LEAST TALK
TO THE RAMSEY PEOPLE?
399
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,446
AW, I SHOULD TALK
TO THE RAMSEY PEOPLE?
400
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,182
THERE ARE JUST ABOUT
8 ZILLION KIDS
401
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,251
DYING
TO GET INTO MICHIGAN.
402
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,918
LOOK, YOUR SISTERS
WENT TO MICHIGAN.
403
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,487
THEY LOVED MICHIGAN.
THEY SURVIVED.
404
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,491
YEAH, THEY ALL SURVIVED HAM
PINEAPPLE SURPRISE, TOO, DAD.
405
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,227
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAM
PINEAPPLE SURPRISE?
406
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,830
YOUR SISTERS ALL
ASKED FOR THE RECIPE.
407
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,967
DAD, YOU KNOW
I'M NOT LIKE MY SISTERS,
408
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,103
AND I'M READY TO START
MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS
409
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,405
WITH WHAT I WANT
TO DO MY LIFE, RIGHT?
410
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,808
SHE WANTS TO SAVE
ITALIAN FRESCOES.
411
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,877
OH, LA SANTA JESSICA,
HOW SWEET.
412
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,445
DID YOU EVER THINK
THERE MIGHT BE
413
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,947
SOMETHING ELSE AROUND HERE
THAT NEEDED SAVING?
414
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,583
DID YOU EVER GO
TO DOWNTOWN DETROIT?
415
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,818
THE WHOLE PLACE HAS TO BE
SCRAPED AND SPRAYED.
416
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,220
COME ON, DAD.
BE SERIOUS.
417
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,289
OH, I AM SERIOUS, HONEY.
418
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,124
I MEAN, WHY SHOULD
WE PAY $10,000
419
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,758
FOR YOU TO GO TO RAMSEY
420
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,360
WHEN YOU CAN GO
TO MICHIGAN FOR 2?
421
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,163
I MEAN, COME ON, IS THE
FOOTBALL TEAM 5 TIMES CUTER?
422
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,132
YOU GET AN EDUCATION
THAT'S 5 TIMES BETTER?
423
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,400
I'LL GET A JOB.
424
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,802
I'M ALREADY LOOKING
INTO STUDENT LOANS.
425
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,405
I REALLY WISH YOU'D
DECIDE TO COME WITH.
426
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,408
THERE'S BEEN
A BIG CHANGE
427
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,842
WITH STUDENT LOANS,
YOU KNOW.
428
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,744
THEY WANT
TO GET PAID BACK.
429
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,982
MOM?
WHAT?
430
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,651
IS DAD
REALLY MY FATHER?
431
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,586
HONEY.
432
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,488
RAH, RAH, RAMSEY.
433
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,991
OK, LET'S MEET THOSE
RAMSEY PEOPLE. COME ON.
434
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,461
DAD, ARE YOU REALLY
GONNA WEAR THAT HAT?
435
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,163
NO, YOUR MOTHER'S
GONNA WEAR THE HAT.
436
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,397
OH, GEORGE,
WE'RE SO GLAD
437
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,932
YOU'RE KEEPING
AN OPEN MIND.
438
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,634
OPEN WALLET'S
MORE LIKE IT.
439
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,669
COLLEGE FAIR.
COLLEGE FAIR.
440
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,440
YOU KNOW, JACK KEROUAC NEVER
WENT TO A COLLEGE FAIR, MARLON.
441
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,242
OH, YEAH?
WELL, HE WOULD HAVE
442
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,644
IF HE KNEW JESSICA KAILO
WAS GONNA BE THERE.
443
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,146
A GREAT AFTERNOON WASTED
444
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:03,383
IN BORING, UNEVENTFUL,
AND PREDICTABLE FORMALITY.
445
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,152
AAH!
AAH!
446
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,220
[MUSIC PLAYING]
447
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,725
MARLON, DON'T FORGET.
SAFETY FIRST.
448
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,528
GET PLENTY OF SAFETIES.
449
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,530
AAH!
AAH!
450
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,033
LONE STAR STATE.
Y'ALL COME IN AND CHECK US OUT.
451
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,169
YEE-HAH!
YEE-HAH!
452
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,437
AAH!
AAH!
453
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,309
HI, BOYS.
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
454
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,178
OLIVER.
MARLON.
EXCUSE ME?
455
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,212
OLIVER.
MARLON.
456
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,213
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
457
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,547
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BOY!
458
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,815
MARLON!
OLIVER!
459
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,484
SO YOU GIRLS WANT
TO GO TO COLLEGE?
460
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,718
NO.
YEAH!
461
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,587
COLLEGE IS FOR PUSSIES!
462
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,922
HEY, HOLD IT. STOP RIGHT
THERE, STUDENT UNITS.
463
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,858
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ROBOTICS
AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?
464
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,294
SURE!
YEAH!
465
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,296
THEN COME ALONG
AND FOLLOW ME.
466
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,764
REGARD, MARLON,
THE NERD FACTOR
467
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,033
FOLLOWED BY
THE ASIAN FACTOR.
468
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,703
ALL OF US EXPECTED
TO PLAY OUR ALLOTTED ROLES
469
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,505
ACCORDING TO FUTURE NEEDS
OF A PLANNED ECONOMY.
470
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,240
HEY, AT LEAST
WE HAVE A FUTURE.
471
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,510
FROM WHAT I HEAR, MARLON COULD
END UP FLIPPING HAMBURGERS.
472
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,778
HOW DID HE KNOW? WHAT,
ARE MY GRADES POSTED
473
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,680
ON A BULLETIN BOARD
SOMEWHERE?
474
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,549
AAH!
AAH!
475
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,390
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN US, JESSICA,
476
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,126
'CAUSE RAMSEY'S A CAMPUS
FULL OF REAL INDIVIDUALS.
477
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,661
THAT'S GREAT.
478
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,095
THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE
479
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,565
YOU WANT TO SPEND
4 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE WITH?
480
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,967
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
GO OVER THERE ALONE.
481
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,101
LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD.
482
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,903
GOOD LUCK.
483
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,976
PLEASE, GIVE US A CALL,
ANY OF YOU,
484
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:37,977
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
485
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,078
OH, THANK YOU.
486
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
OH, I HAVE A QUESTION,
YOUNG MAN.
487
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,749
IS THE PIZZA AT RAMSEY
488
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,984
5 TIMES BETTER THAN
THE PIZZA AT MICHIGAN?
489
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,586
DADDY.
I HOPE YOU ANSWER THAT
490
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,255
BY COMING TO OUR
OPEN HOUSE, MR. KAILO.
491
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,156
SOME OF US
WILL BE THERE.
492
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,724
WE'LL BE THERE.
DEFINITELY.
493
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,493
OH, YEAH.
COUNT ON US.
494
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,328
THANKS.
495
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,363
HI. COULD I ANSWER
496
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,164
ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT RAMSEY?
497
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,366
UH, NO. NO.
498
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,602
THIS IS THE SCHOOL
I WANTED RIGHT HERE.
499
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,608
WELCOME TO
THE ARCADIA BIBLE ACADEMY.
500
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,611
LAST NIGHT,
JESUS CHRIST APPEARED TO ME
501
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,581
IN A VISION
ON A FLAMING PYRE,
502
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,884
AND HE SPOKE UNTO ME
AND SAID, "I WANT--"
503
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,185
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
504
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,887
MARLON?
MARLON!
505
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:25,625
"I WANT MARLON TO ATTEND
THE ARCADIA BIBLE ACADEMY,
506
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,060
PAYING FULL TUITION,
OF COURSE."
507
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,630
SON, JESUS LOVES YOU.
508
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,833
HE MIGHT NOT IF HE SAW
MY S.A.T. SCORES.
509
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,336
THEY'RE LOW?
LOW.
510
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,838
ALL RIGHT.
511
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,740
THANKS, ANYWAY.
YEAH.
512
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,276
JESUS.
513
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,391
WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING
AT RAMSEY ABOUT A YEAR.
514
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,659
AND I REALLY DO ENJOY IT.
515
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,728
EXCUSE ME. IS IT TOO LATE
TO ASK QUESTIONS?
516
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,630
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
517
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,566
CHOOSING A COLLEGE
IS A MAJOR DECISION.
518
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,901
GIVEN SOME THOUGHT
TO YOUR EDUCATIONAL GOALS?
519
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,637
WELL, PERSONALLY SPEAKING,
520
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,839
SAY, UH, I WERE
IN LOVE WITH A GIRL.
521
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,174
BUT OBVIOUSLY SHE WOULDN'T
BE INTERESTED IN ME
522
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,344
UNTIL I HAD SOMETHING
MORE TO OFFER HER
523
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,345
AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL,
524
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,646
AND I KNOW THAT RAMSEY
525
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,481
WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE FOR ME
TO GO AND DO THAT.
526
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,950
YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE
TO BROADEN YOUR MIND...
527
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,117
RIGHT.
528
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,754
BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO WIN THIS GIRL.
529
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,121
JESSICA KAILO.
530
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,790
I TALKED TO JESSICA KAILO.
531
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,592
SO HAVE I. ONCE.
532
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,094
ONCE. YOU'RE FOLLOWING
A GIRL TO COLLEGE
533
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,929
YOU'VE TALKED TO ONCE.
534
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,197
LOOK, UM...
535
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,066
MARLON.
MARLON.
536
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,934
MARLON,
DO YOU THINK THIS IS
537
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,870
THE BEST WAY
TO PLAN YOUR FUTURE?
538
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,072
MAYBE NOT THE BEST WAY,
BUT PEOPLE CHOOSE COLLEGES
539
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,707
FOR ALL KINDS
OF IDIOTIC REASONS,
540
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,777
LIKE FRATERNITIES AND
SLAVIC LANGUAGE DEPARTMENTS.
541
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,945
BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,
542
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,648
TRAILING
AFTER A GIRL IS RISKY.
543
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:59,285
SOMEONE LIKE JESSICA KAILO,
I'M SURE SHE HAS PLANS.
544
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,188
ON THE OTHER HAND,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
545
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,591
PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN ME
MUCH WORSE REASONS
546
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,225
FOR WANTING
TO GET INTO RAMSEY.
547
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,395
NO KIDDING. I BET.
548
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,763
MARLON, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE MY CARD.
549
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,832
YOU AND YOUR PARENTS
COME TO OUR OPEN HOUSE.
550
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,200
ALL RIGHT?
551
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,403
WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S MY DAD
AND MY STEPMOTHER,
552
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,570
AND THEY'RE KIND OF BUSY.
553
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,172
AH, THAT'S OK.
YOU COME, THEN.
554
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,173
REALLY?
555
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,442
YEAH.
556
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:26,312
WOW. I REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS, MR. HAMMETT.
557
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,416
YOU'LL DEFINITELY
BE HEARING FROM ME. AHH!
558
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,021
HELP.
559
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:39,258
OK, WILLIE,
FIND THE TETRAHEDRON.
560
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,730
NO, THAT'S A HEXAGON,
SWEETIE.
561
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,598
SEE? COUNT.
562
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:51,804
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
563
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,305
WILLIE!
564
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,475
MARLON.
565
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,843
AIRPLANE.
AIRPLANE.
566
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,011
AIRPLANE. AIRPLANE.
567
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,149
ALL RIGHT,
GIVE ME YOUR ARM.
568
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,584
GIVE ME YOUR LEG.
569
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,218
RRRRR!
570
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,354
I HATE
WHEN HE DOES THAT.
571
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,657
SO, MARLON, ANY PROGRESS
ON THE OLD COLLEGE FRONT?
572
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,025
YEP. I TALKED TO A GUY
ABOUT A SCHOOL TODAY.
573
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,694
WHICH ONE? HARVARD?
574
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,795
[CHUCKLES]
575
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,996
NO, SHARON.
576
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,264
MOM.
577
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:19,566
CALL SHARON MOM,
MARLON.
578
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,768
COME ON.
GIVE IT A TRY.
579
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,135
COME ON.
580
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,671
NO, MOM,
IT WASN'T OLD HARVARD
581
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,006
OR STANFORD OR EVEN M.I.T.
582
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,374
IT'S RAMSEY.
583
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,043
RAMSEY. WHERE ELSE
DID YOU LOOK?
584
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,111
NOWHERE ELSE.
585
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,480
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES,
MARLON.
586
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,548
I THOUGHT THE IDEA
WAS TO MAKE A LIST.
587
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,016
WELL, OF COURSE IT WAS,
A LONG, PRACTICAL LIST.
588
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:40,219
HOW MANY HUNDREDS OF
COLLEGES WERE AT THAT FAIR,
589
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,854
HOW MANY THOUSANDS EXIST
IN THIS COUNTRY,
590
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,723
AND YOU COME UP
WITH A LIST OF ONE?
591
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,957
AND I DON'T THINK
HE'LL GET INTO THERE.
592
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,225
WELL, OF COURSE HE WON'T.
593
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,628
THE THING ABOUT
RAMSEY, DAD, IS THAT
594
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,062
THEY ACTUALLY CONSIDER
PEOPLE LIKE ME.
595
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,064
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
THEY'RE SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE
596
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,934
WITH A DEFINITIVE COLLECTION
OF SILVER SURFER COMIC BOOKS?
597
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,837
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL.
COME ON. OUT. OUT. COME ON.
598
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,942
I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
599
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,146
"BAUER & BENEDEK
600
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,881
COLLEGE PREPARATION
SERVICE"?
601
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,851
WELL, SOMEONE IN SHARON'S--
YOUR MOM'S--AEROBICS CLASS
602
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,186
SENT THEIR KID THERE.
I DON'T KNOW.
603
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,321
MAYBE THEY CAN
DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
604
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,924
NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO,
MARLON.
605
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,959
IT'S TIME YOU GOT
YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS.
606
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,160
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD,
607
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,862
AND IT IS. IT'S OUT.
608
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,531
I MADE A VALUABLE
CONTACT TODAY,
609
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,133
AND I REALLY THINK THAT YOU
SHOULD TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
610
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,303
WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN, BILL?
611
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:35,542
HE'LL STILL BE
LIVING AT HOME NEXT YEAR?
612
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,858
"IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SHARK-INFESTED HARBOR,
613
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,260
2 MEN, A AND B STRIKE
A SUBMERGED BOULDER."
614
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,362
DO SOMETHING, YOU--
YOU IDIOT!
615
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,364
"THEIR TILTED BOAT
BEGINS TAKING ON WATER
616
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,967
"AT THE RATE
OF 5 GALLONS PER MINUTE.
617
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,603
"IF MAN A CAN DUMP
2 GALLONS PER MINUTE,
618
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,172
"HOW MUCH WATER
MUST MAN B BAIL
619
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:10,142
TO KEEP THE 60-CUBIC-FOOT BOAT
FROM SINKING?"
620
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,744
OH, JESUS.
621
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,045
WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
622
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,381
IT'S THAT MORON.
623
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,283
HIM? AW, CHRIST.
624
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,585
OH, THINGS ARE DIFFERENT
625
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:21,621
NOW THAT WE'RE
IN THE SAME BOAT, HUH?
626
00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,590
WE'RE GONNA DIE!
627
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,391
WOULD YOU GUYS
STOP WORRYING?
628
00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,994
THIS IS A PRACTICE TEST.
I'M IN A CLASS.
629
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,863
BAIL, PUNK, BAIL.
630
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,800
AND AS EVERYONE AGREES,
631
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,202
IT'S QUESTIONS LIKE THIS ONE
THAT FORCED YOU IN HERE.
632
00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:37,403
YEAH.
YEAH.
633
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,438
WELCOME TO THE BAUER-
BENEDEK WORKSHOP.
634
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,407
IT'S HARD,
AND LET'S FACE IT.
635
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,109
IF YOU HAD A SNOWBALL'S
CHANCE IN HELL
636
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,210
OF SOLVING THIS PROBLEM,
637
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,244
YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE TO BE HERE
638
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,478
ON A BEAUTIFUL
SATURDAY MORNING
639
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,447
PREPARING TO TAKE
YOUR S.A.T.s OVER AGAIN.
640
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,448
AM I RIGHT?
641
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:50,449
[SOBBING]
642
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:51,918
OK.
643
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,387
BUT DOES THAT MEAN YOU SHOULD
LEAVE THE QUESTION BLANK?
644
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,388
YES.
645
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,324
NEVER.
RIGHT, FRANCINE.
646
00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:01,327
A BLANK ANSWER
GETS YOU ZERO POINTS.
647
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:04,463
NOW, KNOWING THAT AND APPLYING
THE LAW OF AVERAGES TELLS YOU
648
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,166
THAT IF YOU CAN ELIMINATE
TWO CHOICES
649
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,868
OUT OF
A 5-ANSWER QUESTION
650
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,502
OR ONE CHOICE FROM A QUESTION
THAT HAS ONLY FOUR,
651
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,471
THEN YOU'RE MUCH BETTER OFF
GUESSING
652
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,240
THAN LEAVING
THE QUESTION BLANK
653
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,508
WHICH GIVES YOU ZERO POINTS.
ARE YOU WITH ME SO FAR?
654
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,244
NO.
655
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:21,280
WELL, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
THE BAUER-BENEDEK SYSTEM.
656
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:26,485
YOU SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO UNDERSTAND US, JUST...
657
00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:29,055
TRUST US.
TRUST US.
658
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:33,893
GUESSING CANNOT HURT YOU.
659
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,662
YOU HAVE THE B & B
GUARANTEE ON THAT.
660
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:38,430
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND POINT.
661
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:42,268
[SOBBING]
662
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,903
KEEP BAILING.
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
663
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:47,473
OH, REALLY?
THE MORON'S BACK.
664
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,842
LOOK, YOU GUYS,
IT'S OK TO GUESS.
665
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:50,743
SKIP IT.
666
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,479
SO LET'S SAY
THE ANSWER IS--
667
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:54,847
LET'S JUST MAKE IT D.
668
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,983
D?! WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT? D?!
669
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,284
NO, UH, B.
670
00:26:58,384 --> 00:26:59,418
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US!
671
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,053
LEAVE IT BLANK!
LEAVE IT BLANK!
672
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,822
GO BACK TO IT.
673
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,491
GO BY IT.
NEXT QUESTION.
674
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:06,859
IT'S A--B!
675
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,194
SAVE US!
676
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,830
A.
677
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,332
THANK YOU.
678
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,374
MARLON,
HOW DID IT GO?
679
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:26,612
OK. I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT
THE GUESSING PART, THOUGH.
680
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,547
YOU'RE LIKE EVERY KID
WHO WALKS IN HERE,
681
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,082
MARLON--GULLIBLE.
682
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,184
THE PROCESS
HAS YOU INTIMIDATED.
683
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,086
YOU THINK GETTING INTO
THE COLLEGE OF CHOICE
684
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,588
HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH
HOW SMART YOU ARE,
685
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,725
WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT
IT ACTUALLY IS?
686
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,760
IT'S IMAGING.
IT'S PR AND STRATEGY,
687
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,462
SELLING YOURSELF
AND MARKETING,
688
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,231
POSITIONING
AND PACKAGING.
689
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,599
WOW! IT SOUNDS LIKE
I COULD SKIP COLLEGE
690
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,435
AND GO STRAIGHT
TO PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT.
691
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,741
LOOK, CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME
GET INTO RAMSEY COLLEGE?
692
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,308
HOW ABOUT SPORTS?
IF YOU'RE GOOD,
693
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:57,509
IT'S ALWAYS
GONNA HELP YOU.
694
00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:00,546
FOOTBALL, BASEBALL,
SOCCER, SWIMMING?
695
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,749
LACROSSE,
WRESTLING, POLO?
696
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,350
DISCUS, TENNIS,
VOLLEYBALL, JAVELIN,
697
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,885
SOMETHING?
ONE YEAR I WON
698
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,387
THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION
PING-PONG CHAMPIONSHIP.
699
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,090
PING-PONG.
700
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,259
DO YOU HAVE
YOUR CHECK, MARLON?
701
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,264
THANK YOU, MARLON.
702
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,365
THANKS.
703
00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,301
* ...WHERE I MAKE MY ESCAPE
704
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,770
* OUT OF THE BLUE
I SEE SOME GOOD RHYMES *
705
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,838
* THAT I NEED TO TAPE
706
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,607
* I USED TO SAY 'EM
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, MAN *
707
00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,778
SEE, RON IS JUST
A TREMENDOUS ATHLETE,
708
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,781
AND HE'S TALKING
TO THEM BIG SCHOOLS.
709
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,783
WHAT THEY'RE
SAYING TO HIM
710
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,617
IS MONEY,
APARTMENTS, CARS.
711
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,652
YOU KNOW, SOME SCHOOLS
HAVE EVEN OFFERED
712
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:43,655
TO BRING ME UP
ON HOLIDAYS, OFF-SEASON,
713
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,225
MAYBE EVEN BRING
MY RONNY HOME ON WEEKENDS.
714
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,226
WHA--
715
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:48,160
SEE, HE'S OVERWHELMED.
716
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,296
HE WANTS TO MAKE
THE RIGHT DECISIONS,
717
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,864
BUT HE'S ONLY HUMAN.
718
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:54,867
AND YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
HE'LL GENERATE A SHITLOAD--
719
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,136
EXCUSE MY FRENCH--
720
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,638
UH...HE'LL GENERATE
A SHITLOAD OF MONEY
721
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,841
FOR WHATEVER SCHOOL
HE GOES TO.
722
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,409
RONNY, DO YOU
WANT TO GO TO--
723
00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:05,277
SOME SCHOOLS
HAVE EVEN MENTIONED
724
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,846
STOCK PORTFOLIOS.
725
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,047
YEAH, I'VE HEARD
OF THOSE SCHOOLS
726
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,816
WHO OFFER THINGS
TO ATHLETES.
727
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:13,219
NOT TO JUST ATHLETES,
MISS SACHIE.
728
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,689
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
729
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,659
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR ALL-STATE,
730
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:21,660
RONNY.
731
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,495
OH, THANK YOU.
732
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,696
NOW WE MIGHT AS WELL
SAY GOOD-BYE
733
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:25,932
BECAUSE OTHER THAN
A SCHOLARSHIP,
734
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,367
I CAN'T REALLY
OFFER YOU ANYTHING,
735
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,169
OR YOUR COACH.
736
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,840
THE TRUTH IS,
OUR TEAM
737
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,007
ISN'T REALLY
THAT GREAT ANYWAY.
738
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,843
SO, I'M SURE YOU
HAVE OTHER PEOPLE
739
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,344
FOR RONNY TO MEET
AND TALK ABOUT
740
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,846
YOUR RETIREMENT
PLAN.
741
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,513
IF YOU WANT TO TALK
EDUCATION, RONNY,
742
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,748
GIVE ME A CALL.
743
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:43,850
UM, CAN WE AT LEAST GET
YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
744
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,451
LET ME GET
SOME PAPER.
745
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,953
I'VE GOT A CARD...
746
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,421
MAY I HAVE
THIS PIECE OF PAPER?
747
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,558
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
748
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:55,761
I KNOW THAT DIDN'T
JUST HAPPEN.
749
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,296
EXCUSE ME.
750
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,765
ACTUALLY, THERE WERE WORDS
ON THAT PIECE OF PAPER
751
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,002
THAT I WAS READING,
YOU OLD FOOL!
752
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,373
I'LL, UH,
GIVE YOU A CALL.
753
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,811
YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
754
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,480
SURE HANDS
BE RECRUITED,
755
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:18,317
BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN
TECHNIQUE LIKE THAT BEFORE.
756
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:19,551
[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
757
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,087
MORRIS!
758
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,122
WOULD YOU CHILL OUT
WITH THE NOISE, PLEASE?!
759
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:26,192
* THE LAST RAPPER
IN THE WORLD-- *
760
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,393
THANK YOU.
761
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,528
THAT GIRL STUDYING,
762
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:30,729
WHAT GRADE IS SHE IN?
763
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,132
OH, VERA COOKE?
SHE'S A SENIOR.
764
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,434
HUH. WHAT KIND
OF COLLEGE PLANS
765
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,803
WOULD SHE HAVE,
DO YOU THINK?
766
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,539
COMMUNITY COLLEGE, MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW.
767
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,341
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER?
768
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,476
GOOD IDEA.
769
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,515
EXCUSE ME. VERA?
770
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:50,516
YES!
771
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,818
UM, MY NAME
IS NINA SACHIE.
772
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,620
DO YOU HAVE
A MINUTE?
773
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,821
SURE.
774
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,389
I'M A RECRUITER
FROM RAMSEY COLLEGE.
775
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,091
NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU'VE HEARD OF IT--
776
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,460
I'VE HEARD OF IT ENOUGH
TO KNOW
777
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,794
YOU'RE NOT
GIVING AWAY CARS.
778
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,931
I'M REALLY SORRY
IF WE DISTURBED YOU,
779
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,565
BUT DID YOU HAPPEN
TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE
780
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:07,934
THAT MADE AN IMPRESSION?
781
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,801
WELL, THE PART ABOUT
A SERIOUS EDUCATION
782
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:13,105
SOUNDED NICE,
AND BEING OFF IN OASIS,
783
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,640
BUT I'M SURE
THAT STUFF ONLY APPLIES
784
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,708
FOR PEOPLE LIKE
RONNY PAULSON.
785
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,177
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
NECESSARILY TRUE.
786
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,112
IN FACT, I'D LOVE
TO TELL YOU MORE
787
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,813
ABOUT IT IF
YOU'RE INTERESTED.
788
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,615
OH, WELL, SOUNDS GREAT,
BUT THE PROBLEM IS
789
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,850
I'M GETTING READY
TO GO TO WORK.
790
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,086
OH, WELL, COULD WE TALK
ABOUT IT AT WORK?
791
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,520
SURE.
IF YOU WANT TO.
792
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,821
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
793
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:35,094
WELL, I'M SOMEWHAT
OF A SPUD TECHNICIAN.
794
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:39,031
Nina: AND THAT IS WHY
I WAS SO EXCITED
795
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:41,733
ABOUT FINDING VERA
IN THE LIBRARY TODAY.
796
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,735
I COULD TELL THAT
SHE'S PASSIONATE.
797
00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,237
I'M JUST
A LITTLE ENTHUSIASTIC.
798
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:46,538
YOU ARE.
799
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:50,409
I NEVER WANT TO TELL MY KIDS
THEY CAN'T DO SOMETHING--
800
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:53,645
LINDEY, DON'T RIDE
THAT THING LIKE THAT--
801
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,647
BECAUSE THAT'S
NOT GOOD.
802
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,816
IT JUST DEFLATES
THEIR ASPIRATIONS,
803
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,551
BUT, VERA--
804
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,987
WATCH OUT, MOM.
805
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,422
YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO DEFLATE
MY ASPIRATIONS.
806
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:04,456
I'M SORRY, VERA,
807
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:05,457
BUT I CAN'T SIT HERE
808
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,725
AND LISTEN TO SOMEBODY
809
00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:08,727
TEMPT YOU WITH OFFERS
SHE CAN'T DELIVER.
810
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:11,163
I CAN PROMISE
A FAIR SHAKE
811
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,564
FROM THE ADMISSIONS
COMMITTEE.
812
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,900
I'M LOOKING FOR MORE THAN
A FAIR SHAKE FOR VERA.
813
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,669
I'M LOOKING FOR HER
TO HAVE A REAL CAREER.
814
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,670
MOM--
815
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,905
FIRST, GET THE JOB.
816
00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,607
THEN GO TO COLLEGE
AT NIGHT IF YOU WANT TO.
817
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:25,044
THAT'S THE WAY
TO DO IT.
818
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:28,014
COOKIES!
819
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,115
MY MOTHER'S
A BIT STUBBORN,
820
00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,549
BUT I'LL KEEP
TALKING TO HER.
821
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,418
AND I'LL CALL HER
AND TALK TO HER SOME MORE.
822
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,753
MEANWHILE, I WANT YOU
TO SEE RAMSEY.
823
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,188
YOU'VE GOT TO COME
TO OUR OPEN HOUSE.
824
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,124
HOW ABOUT IF I TELL HER
I'M ATTENDING
825
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,526
A McD.L.T.
TRAINING SEMINAR.
826
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,793
SEE YOU LATER.
827
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:42,794
SEE YOU LATER.
828
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,796
CAN I HELP YOU,
PLEASE?
829
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:47,299
[MOVIE PLAYING ON TV]
830
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,706
OH, I LOVE
THIS PART.
831
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,044
SO, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY?
832
00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:01,180
THE BEST. I FOUND
SOMEONE UNBELIEVABLE
833
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,681
JUST SITTING
IN THE LIBRARY THINKING
834
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:03,882
THAT SWING SHIFT KEYPUNCH
835
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,217
WAS THE BEST LIFE
HAS TO OFFER.
836
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,618
YEAH. THIS DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE
837
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,754
RONNY "SURE HANDS"
PAULSON.
838
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,856
SHE IS SOMEBODY
NOBODY WANTS.
839
00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:13,259
OH, GREAT.
HOW ARE HER NUMBERS?
840
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:16,062
OUCH.
841
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,065
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ASKED THAT.
842
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,338
THEY DON'T
SOUND SO GOOD.
843
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,810
SHE'S BRIGHT,
ARTICULATE, FEISTY...
844
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,346
SHE NEEDS
A FULL SCHOLARSHIP...
845
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:37,383
MAYBE SHE DOES.
846
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,186
[AIRPLANE APPROACHING]
847
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:46,092
"TWO MEN, A AND B, JUMP
FROM A PLANE AT 20,000 FEET,
848
00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:49,095
"2 SECONDS APART,
AND FALL AT CONSTANT SPEEDS.
849
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,897
"AT WHAT HEIGHT
MUST B OPEN HIS PARACHUTE
850
00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:54,633
IN ORDER TO LAND
AT THE SAME TIME AS A?"
851
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,203
I THINK IT'S B...C?
852
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,271
YOU'RE
KILLING ME!
853
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,573
A! A! A!
854
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:02,774
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
855
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:03,809
E!
856
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,644
ANSWER THE QUESTION,
MARLON!
857
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,913
I DON'T KNOW!
AAH!
858
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:09,415
I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T KNOW!
859
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,384
AAH!
AAH!
860
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:17,423
I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED
ABOUT THE GUESSING PART.
861
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,790
YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS
MY LAST CHANCE
862
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,126
FOR THAT STUPID TEST.
863
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,760
IF THAT BAUER & BENEDEK
STUFF DOESN'T WORK,
864
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,929
I MIGHT END UP AT THE EAST
MICHIGAN SCHOOL OF BEAUTY.
865
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,331
HI, GUYS.
HI.
866
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:26,865
HEY, DID YOU KNOW
MARLON'S APPLYING
867
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,134
TO RAMSEY, TOO?
OH.
868
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,935
WELL, IT'S ON MY LIST
OF SCHOOLS,
869
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,637
BUT I'M CONSIDERING
A VERY LONG LIST.
870
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,805
NOT ME. MY MOM'S DRIVING ME
UP TO RAMSEY'S OPEN HOUSE
871
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,174
NEXT WEEK
FOR MY INTERVIEW.
872
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,575
YEAH, WELL,
WE JUST WENT
873
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,943
TO THE BAUER & BENEDEK
SCHOOL ON INTERVIEWING
874
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,211
AND IT BETTER WORK.
875
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:40,946
I KNOW. THEY SAID
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
876
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,148
CONFIDENT,
BUT NOT ARROGANT.
877
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,449
YEAH, FRANK,
BUT DON'T LIE.
878
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:45,217
SPONTANEOUS,
BUT NEVER COMBUST.
879
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,219
SO ARE YOU GOING
FOR AN INTERVIEW THEN?
880
00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,787
OH, SURE. IN FACT,
THE INTERVIEW IS GONNA BE
881
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,856
KEY FOR ME SINCE I'M
THE TYPE WHO COMES ACROSS
882
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,491
MUCH BETTER IN PERSON
THAN ON PAPER.
883
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,694
OH, YOU DO? WELL, MAYBE
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
884
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,829
RIGHT. I'LL LOOK FOR YOU.
885
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,498
OK.
BYE.
886
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,600
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
REALITY CHECK HERE.
887
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,769
DOES MARLON BROWNE REALLY
STAND A CHANCE AT RAMSEY?
888
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,003
ARE YOU KIDDING?
889
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,172
MARLON BROWNE?
MARLON BROWNE?
890
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,639
OH, WELL, THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
891
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,040
I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH.
892
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:10,309
HE'S KIND OF CUTE
IN A WEIRD WAY, HUH?
893
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:11,443
YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU THINK THAT
894
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:12,978
BECAUSE HE'S
YOUR COMPETITION.
895
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:15,181
YOU KNOW, SINCE HE'S REALLY
NO COMPETITION,
896
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,483
I THINK YOU'RE FEELING...
GRATEFUL BUT CONFUSED.
897
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,019
YOU KNOW, BY AN EXAGGERATED
SENSE OF EUPHORIA.
898
00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:22,888
YOU KNOW, KELLY,
YOU'RE RIGHT, THANKS.
899
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,423
GOD, THIS GETTING
INTO COLLEGE BUSINESS
900
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:25,824
CAN REALLY
PLAY WITH YOUR MIND.
901
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:26,858
YEAH.
902
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,827
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
903
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:32,364
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
904
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,200
I FEEL LIKE
SUCH A HYPOCRITE.
905
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,502
I'M ACTUALLY DRIVING YOU
TO COLLEGE
906
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,704
SO YOU CAN BECOME ANOTHER
INDUSTRIAL BUREAUCRAT
907
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:39,838
POLLUTING OUR ENVIRONMENT.
908
00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:42,208
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
909
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,542
I COULD REALLY TAKE
A FEW LESSONS FROM YOU
910
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,777
IN THAT DEPARTMENT,
HUH, OLIVER? [COUGHING]
911
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,546
WHAT, ARE YOU
BEING SARCASTIC?
912
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:48,714
[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
913
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,417
Jessica: MOM, ISN'T
THIS PLACE BEAUTIFUL?
914
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,752
I MEAN, EVERYBODY
LOOKS SO SMART.
915
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,255
I KNOW. IT IS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
916
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,723
GOD, MOTHER,
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
917
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,858
THIS IS THE ONLY SCHOOL
I EVER WANT TO GO TO.
918
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,293
OH...
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
919
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,561
OH, LOOK,
IT'S MR. HAMMETT.
920
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,729
COME ON, LET'S
GO TALK TO HIM.
921
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,231
OH, YEAH.
922
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,532
HI, MR. HAMMETT.
923
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:07,533
OH, HI, JULIE.
924
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,434
JESSICA.
925
00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,236
JESSICA, RIGHT.
JESSICA KAILO.
926
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,070
YOU REMEMBERED
MY NAME.
927
00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:13,872
I SEE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR SISTER ALONG.
928
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,006
OH...
929
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:16,442
HI, KIP.
HI.
930
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:17,976
WE WERE JUST GONNA GO
ON TOUR THE CAMPUS.
931
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:19,245
WELL, GREAT. I HOPE
YOU LIKE THE COLLEGE,
932
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,946
AND I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE PARTY TONIGHT.
933
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,348
OK. GREAT.
934
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:23,815
BYE.
935
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,150
SUCH A NICE
YOUNG MAN.
936
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,285
MOTHER, FAVOR--
937
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,586
PLEASE DON'T ASK
ANY QUESTIONS.
938
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,321
I WANT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, OK?
939
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,590
OH, JESSICA!
COME ON.
940
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,059
JESSICA IS REALLY
STARTING TO LIKE ME.
941
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,527
IT'S STILL SUBTLE,
942
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,329
BUT SHE'S STARTING TO THINK
OF ME AS A COLLEGE GUY,
943
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,730
YOU KNOW,
AND THAT INTRIGUES HER.
944
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:41,267
THINGS ARE REALLY GONNA JELL
ONCE SHE SEES ME
945
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,802
ON THAT CAMPUS.
[PBBBT!]
946
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,271
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY.
947
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,138
NO, I THINK
YOU'RE A LUNATIC,
948
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:49,275
BUT THAT'S WHY
WE'RE FRIENDS.
949
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:50,809
NOW MAKE LOVE TO ME,
950
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:52,311
YOU HOT COLLEGE
MONKEY, YOU!
951
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,280
David Lee Roth:
* I NEVER KNOW
952
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:59,017
* WOMAN, YOU KNOW HOW
I LOVE... *
953
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,019
IT IS REALLY GOING
TO BE DIFFICULT
954
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,388
MAKING DECISIONS
THIS YEAR.
955
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,423
YOUR "LOOKING BEYOND
THE NUMBERS" CAMPAIGN
956
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:05,924
IS REALLY
PULLING THEM IN.
957
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,326
YOU KNOW, I STILL SAY
958
00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,327
THEY SHOULD TATTOO
THEIR S.A.T. SCORES
959
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,095
ACROSS
THEIR FOREHEAD.
960
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,196
AT LEAST THAT WAY,
961
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,465
I COULD MAKE
MY DECISIONS EASIER.
962
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,702
MY DEAR GOD.
963
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,138
HI, I'M...
964
00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,673
LEO WHITMAN.
965
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,843
WE MET AT THE CARLSBOROUGH
ACADEMY ALUMNI TEA, DR...
966
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,512
DR. PHILLIP JELLINEK.
967
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,146
JELLINEK. THAT'S RIGHT.
PHILLIP JELLINEK, JR.
968
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:29,881
YES, YOU ARE,
AND WELCOME TO RAMSEY.
969
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,183
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
970
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,385
NOW, THE GIRLS' DORM
IS THIS WAY, AND...
971
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:36,087
AND YOU STILL THINK
IT WILL BE THE SAME
972
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,357
AROUND HERE WITH LEO
THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS?
973
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:41,827
I DON'T WANT TO BE
DEAN OF ADMISSIONS.
974
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,762
ALL RIGHT, BUT WHAT'S
IT GOING TO BE LIKE
975
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,930
WORKING FOR HIM?
976
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,131
[HORN HONKING]
977
00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:47,333
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
978
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:49,335
OH, WOW, WOW,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
979
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:52,237
WE GOT RONNY "SURE HANDS"
PAULSON HERE, GODDAMN IT.
980
00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:54,172
HI, RONNY.
HELLO, MISS SACHIE.
981
00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:55,774
I'LL BET YOU'RE SURPRISED
TO SEE US HERE.
982
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,343
I'LL ADMIT, A LITTLE.
983
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,545
DEAN, DEAN,
THIS IS RONNY PAULSON.
984
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,947
AND THIS IS RONNY'S LAWYER,
DAN BESTMAN.
985
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,849
WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO BRING A LAWYER?
986
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,351
SHIT.
SHIT.
987
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,652
* HEY
988
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,088
* UH-HUH
989
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,858
* WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU... *
990
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,862
SO, HOW HAVE YOU
FOUND RAMSEY SO FAR?
991
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,664
I TOOK THE BUS,
REMEMBER?
992
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:21,132
NO. REALLY,
MISS SACHIE, I'M FINE.
993
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,369
I APPRECIATE
YOUR TIME AND CONCERN,
994
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,671
BUT YOU SHOULD BE OUT
ENJOYING YOURSELF.
995
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:29,675
IT'S NOT EXACTLY ME
YOU SHOULD BE BABYSITTING.
996
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,711
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
997
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,746
I HAVE TO GO BABY-SIT
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
998
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:35,847
EXCUSE ME.
999
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,883
I'M SURE
I'LL BE JUST FINE.
1000
00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,251
HI.
HI.
1001
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:41,787
I WAS WRONG.
1002
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,589
WHAT IS
THIS ATROCITY?
1003
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:46,892
WELCOME,
RAMSEY HOPEFULS.
1004
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,161
WE'RE THE JELLINEKS.
1005
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,730
WELL, YES,
YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
1006
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,131
SO, YOU WERE...
1007
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,500
JUST DROPPING OFF
YOUNG JELLINEK?
1008
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,267
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
1009
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:59,237
SEE, SIR, IT'S KIND OF
A KIDS' GET-TOGETHER.
1010
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:02,708
THEY CAN KIND OF UNWIND
WITHOUT PARENTS AROUND,
1011
00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:04,976
GET A FEEL
FOR THE SOCIAL LIFE
HERE AT RAMSEY.
1012
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,277
SOCIAL LIFE?
YEAH.
1013
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:07,646
SOCIAL DISEASE
IS MORE LIKE IT.
1014
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,214
HEY, WHY DON'T
YOU LOOK AROUND,
1015
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,416
HAVE SOME FOOD,
1016
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:12,518
AND SPREAD
YOUR WARMTH.
1017
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,420
MAKING, UH,
NEW FRIENDS HERE?
1018
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,489
SEE THE WORLD, VERA. SMASH
OUT OF THIS COFFIN THEY
1019
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:20,025
CALL A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE
BEFORE THEY SHUT THE LID.
1020
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,493
HOW VERY UPLIFTING,
OLIVER!
1021
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,261
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
ENTERTAINING SICK KIDS
1022
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:24,430
IN HOSPITALS?
1023
00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,131
OLIVER TAKES
HIS COLLEGE-FREE FUTURE
1024
00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,298
VERY SERIOUSLY.
1025
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,434
HE'S LOOKING
TO TRAVEL THE WORLD
1026
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,836
WITH RENEGADE
GAME SHOW HOSTESSES.
1027
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:31,770
Vera: SOUNDS LIKE
1028
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,238
YOUR RUN-OF-THE-MILL
AMERICAN DREAM!
1029
00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,973
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR,
MARLON?
1030
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,049
IT JUST WALKED IN.
1031
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:48,286
* WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU *
1032
00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:50,522
* YOU KEEP ME WARM
AT NIGHT... *
1033
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:51,523
HEY!
1034
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,092
HEY! MARLON BROWNE,
YOU MADE IT!
1035
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,495
BARELY. WE TOOK
OLIVER'S CAR.
1036
00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:59,565
RAMSEY'S WONDERFUL.
I JUST HAVE THIS FEELING
1037
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,299
THAT I'M GONNA ACE
MY INTERVIEW TOMORROW.
1038
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:02,601
IT'S THE ONLY SCHOOL
I WANT TO GO TO.
1039
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,603
FUNNY THING.
I SUDDENLY THINK
1040
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,505
RAMSEY MIGHT BE
IN MY STARS, ALSO.
1041
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,808
MARLON, IT'S
THE REAL WORLD NOW.
1042
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,144
Jessica: MARLON,
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
1043
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,146
YOU MEAN, LIKE DIFFERENT
DIFFERENT,
1044
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,715
OR LIKE
ELEPHANT-MAN DIFFERENT?
1045
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:18,316
NO, I MEAN
GOOD DIFFERENT.
1046
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,151
YOU'RE NOT GEEKY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT
1047
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,953
THE WAY I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AT SCHOOL.
1048
00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:23,221
YEAH?
WELL, YOU KNOW,
1049
00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,890
THIS IS A PREVIEW
OF THE COLLEGE ME.
1050
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,324
THERE'S 4 MORE YEARS
OF THIS TO COME
1051
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,726
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
1052
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:31,463
Betty: JUST MAKE
A DECISION, JESS.
1053
00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:32,831
I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO ACCEPT YOU
1054
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,633
OR NOT ACCEPT YOU
BASED ON YOUR SHOES.
1055
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:36,167
YOU NEED
TO STAND OUT, MA.
1056
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,069
EVERY DETAIL COUNTS.
WHICH DO YOU THINK
1057
00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,337
I SHOULD WEAR,
MY REEBOKS
1058
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,739
OR MY LOAFERS?
1059
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:41,840
YOUR REEBOKS.
1060
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,075
OK, BUT THAT COULD MAKE
ME LOOK TOO FRIVOLOUS
1061
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,243
AND NOT INTELLECTUAL
ENOUGH.
1062
00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:47,245
WHY DON'T YOU
WEAR YOUR REEBOKS
1063
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:48,814
AND SHOW THEM
YOUR LOAFERS?
1064
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:49,681
MOM...
1065
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,650
OH, HONEY,
WEAR YOUR REEBOKS.
1066
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,552
GO FOR IT.
WHAT THE HELL.
1067
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:57,155
GOOD LUCK. WE'RE
VERY PROUD OF YOU.
1068
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:07,699
I'M SORRY,
I HAVE NO IDEA.
1069
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,300
I'LL FIND OUT
WHY THIS HAPPENED.
1070
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,669
I PROMISE YOU, SIR,
1071
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,203
HEADS WILL ROLL.
TRUST ME.
1072
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,739
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
SOMEONE WOULD BE
1073
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,774
SO INSENSITIVE AS TO MAKE
THIS KIND OF MISTAKE.
1074
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:17,676
SALLY, THERE'S BEEN
A GRIEVOUS MISTAKE.
1075
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,244
THIS IS MR. JELLINEK--
1076
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,679
DR. JELLINEK.
1077
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:23,181
I'M
PHILLIP JELLINEK JR.
1078
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,617
SALLY, FOR SOME
UNGODLY REASON,
1079
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,152
PHILLIP HERE
HAS BEEN SCHEDULED
1080
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,554
TO INTERVIEW
WITH FLUTTER.
1081
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,188
YEAH? SO WHAT?
1082
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,189
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
1083
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,091
WHO CONDUCTS
THE INTERVIEWS.
1084
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,125
IF IT
DOESN'T MATTER,
1085
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,293
WE'LL SEE
DEAN PATTERSON.
1086
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,362
NO. HIS SCHEDULE
IS ALREADY OVERLOADED.
1087
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:38,830
OVERLOADED?
1088
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:41,232
OH, SALLY!
1089
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,968
CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU?
1090
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:45,837
WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH--
1091
00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:48,139
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE COURSES,
1092
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,708
ACCOM...MODATIONS...
1093
00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:52,711
SALLY, THEY MET
WITH THE DEAN
1094
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,412
AT PRINCETON
AND YALE,
1095
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,016
NOT SOME 4-H CLUB REJECT
LIKE FLUTTER.
1096
00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:00,719
FLUTTER IS THE GUY
WHO ONLY SEES THE PEOPLE
1097
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:04,389
WHO ARE LIKE...
BLEEDING-HEART FRESCO SAVERS.
1098
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:06,491
YOU KNOW,
SOCIALLY CORRECT CHEERLEADERS
1099
00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,727
ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT
IN SPITE OF THE FACT
1100
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,629
THEY CAN'T EVEN DECIDE
WHICH PAIR OF SHOES
1101
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:11,630
TO WEAR WHEN THEY
LEAVE THE HOUSE
1102
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:13,198
WITHOUT TALKING
TO MOMMY!
1103
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:14,600
THE JELLINEKS
1104
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,635
ARE A RAMSEY LEGACY,
FOR GOD'S SAKES,
1105
00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:18,136
AND YOU'VE GOT HIM SCHEDULED
WITH FLUTTER!
1106
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,337
LEO, CALM DOWN.
1107
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:21,206
I WILL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.
1108
00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:22,874
GOOD.
1109
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:24,175
ALL SET, SIR.
1110
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,177
GOOD. WE'LL SEE
THE DEAN.
1111
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:29,247
I DIDN'T TRAVEL 400 MILES
TO SEE UNDERLINGS.
1112
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:31,249
LET THE REST
OF THESE PEOPLE
1113
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,885
BE SEEN BY UNDERLINGS, LIKE
THAT GIRL IN THOSE REEBOKS.
1114
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:38,790
HER? GIRLS LIKE HER
ARE A DIME A DOZEN.
1115
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,694
SHE'S STATE-COLLEGE
MATERIAL AT BEST.
1116
00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:45,797
LET'S GO INSIDE.
1117
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:49,801
"A DIME A DOZEN"?
1118
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:06,918
HI.
1119
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:07,919
HI.
1120
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,788
SEE HER?
1121
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,691
I BET SHE HAS
A 3.5 GRADE AVERAGE.
1122
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,693
YEAH? HOW
DO YOU KNOW?
1123
00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:15,994
ALMOST EVERYBODY HERE DOES,
1124
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,930
WITH ABOUT A COMBINED
1350 ON THEIR S.A.T.s.
1125
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,031
OH, ME, TOO.
1126
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:23,501
SO, ARE MANY PEOPLE HERE
ON THE YEARBOOK STAFF?
1127
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:26,004
OH, BILLIONS!
I'M EDITOR OF MINE.
1128
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,674
OH. I'M JUST ACTIVITY
REPORTER OF MINE
1129
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:29,841
BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT IT TO INTERFERE
1130
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,743
WITH MY CHEERLEADING
SCHEDULE.
1131
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:34,179
MY CHEERLEADING PRACTICE
COMES BEFORE SCHOOL.
1132
00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:36,782
OH, WELL, YOU SEE, THAT
WOULDN'T WORK FOR ME
1133
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,583
BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS
MEETINGS FIRST THING
1134
00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:39,985
IN THE MORNING,
AND I'M CLASS PRESIDENT.
1135
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,452
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE PROBABLY
CLASS PRESIDENT ALSO.
1136
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,721
NO. VICE PRESIDENT.
1137
00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,155
OH, WELL, THAT'S
AN IMPORTANT JOB.
1138
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,423
I MEAN, IN CASE
THE PRESIDENT DIES.
1139
00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:47,826
MY SISTER
IS PRESIDENT.
1140
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:48,960
LORI...
1141
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:49,761
TERRI.
1142
00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,229
WE BETTER
GO PRACTICE.
1143
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:52,430
WE HAVE
A SPECIAL AUDITION...
1144
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,700
WITH THE MUSIC
DEPARTMENT.
1145
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:56,702
GREAT. WHAT INSTRUMENT
DO YOU PLAY?
1146
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,269
THE OBOE.
THE VIOLIN.
1147
00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,604
WELL, SHE PLAYS
THE VIOLIN.
1148
00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:00,605
SHE PLAYS THE OBOE.
1149
00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:02,741
ANYWAY, WE BETTER
GET GOING.
1150
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:04,209
GOOD LUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
1151
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,777
BYE.
1152
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:15,220
EXCUSE ME.
1153
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,109
Sally: JESSICA KAILO.
1154
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,118
[BUZZ]
1155
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,155
Sally: JESSICA KAILO'S
COMING IN, MR. FLUTTER.
1156
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,924
OH, SEND HER IN, SALLY.
1157
00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:57,829
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1158
00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:01,232
UH, COME IN. COME IN. OOH!
1159
00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:05,570
OH, EXCUSE ME.
1160
00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,338
I'M JESSICA KAILO,
MR. FLUTTER.
1161
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,340
OH, JESSICA,
HOW ARE YOU?
1162
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,676
I'M FINE. THANKS.
AND YOU?
1163
00:45:11,777 --> 00:45:14,612
WELL, I'VE HURT MY HAND,
BUT I'M FINE.
1164
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,147
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT DOWN, JULIE?
1165
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,148
JESSICA.
1166
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:18,549
JESSICA.
YEAH. FINE.
1167
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:20,786
[TOY SQUEAKS]
1168
00:45:23,789 --> 00:45:25,223
WOULD YOU LIKE
A CUP OF COFFEE?
1169
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,092
YES. THANK YOU.
1170
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,396
OH!
I'M SORRY.
1171
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:34,966
UM, GOT TO GO.
SEE YOU.
1172
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,937
MARLON BROWNE.
10:00 INTERVIEW.
1173
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:41,206
TERRIFIC.
HAVE A SEAT.
1174
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:45,510
I WAS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
LAST SUMMER,
1175
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:48,379
SO I LEARNED QUITE A BIT
OF ITALIAN.
1176
00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:51,182
UH, Y--YES.
1177
00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:52,183
AND WHERE WERE YOU?
1178
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:53,051
WHERE WAS I?
1179
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:56,221
YES. WHERE DID YOU
STUDY ITALIAN?
1180
00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,388
IN ITALY.
1181
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,324
OH. YES.
1182
00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:03,461
UH, IN ITALY, I MET A LOT
OF INTERESTING PEOPLE
1183
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:05,330
WHILE I
WAS STUDYING THERE.
1184
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:09,534
SOME WERE INVOLVED IN SAVING
THE ITALIAN FRESCOES.
1185
00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:10,902
THOSE ARE PAINTINGS.
1186
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:12,670
OH. YES, OF COURSE.
1187
00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,639
[THINKING] HE'S BORED.
I'M LOSING HIM.
1188
00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:15,673
GO ON, GO ON.
1189
00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:17,075
I THINK ONE OF THE...
1190
00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:19,110
HE'S TOTALLY
NOT INTERESTED.
1191
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:22,280
HE'S IGNORING ME.
HE'S CLEANING HIS CLOSETS
1192
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:24,850
WHILE I'M DYING
A THOUSAND DEATHS.
1193
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,018
I'M COMPLETELY
BLOWING THIS.
1194
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:29,654
...ALL THE OLD
HAND-CARVED ANIMALS.
1195
00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:33,091
UH, HORSES, TIGERS,
OSTRICHES, PIGS--
1196
00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:33,925
PIGS?
1197
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:36,427
WHY DID YOU
SAY THAT?
1198
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:37,695
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
1199
00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,430
OH.
1200
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:40,731
WELL, YOU KNOW,
1201
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,733
PIGS ARE VERY
INTERESTING ANIMALS.
1202
00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,735
ONE VERY FAMOUS
LITERARY FIGURE
1203
00:46:44,870 --> 00:46:46,637
KEPT PIGS AS PETS.
1204
00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:47,873
DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT WAS?
1205
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:50,275
STRESS QUESTION!
STRESS QUESTION!
1206
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,109
NO.
1207
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:52,677
HE WAS
GERTRUDE STEIN.
1208
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:54,412
OH.
1209
00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,882
[TOY SQUEAKING]
1210
00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:03,321
UH...AHEM.
I WAS ALSO INVOLVED
1211
00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,523
IN A LOT OF OTHER ACTIVITIES
AT SCHOOL--
1212
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:06,958
YEARBOOK STAFF,
1213
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:08,726
WORLD AFFAIRS COUNCIL,
1214
00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:11,796
UM, HONOR SOCIETY.
1215
00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:13,731
WHAT'S THIS?
1216
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:17,435
OH, UH,
THAT'S MY WATCH.
1217
00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:22,507
WELL, I SEE OUR TIME
IS JUST ABOUT UP, JULIE.
1218
00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:23,508
JESSICA.
1219
00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:25,110
JESSICA.
1220
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:28,646
OK. GREAT. SO THAT'S IT.
MY INTERVIEW'S OVER WITH.
1221
00:47:28,746 --> 00:47:30,048
UNLESS THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE
1222
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,782
YOU'D LIKE TO REVEAL
ABOUT YOURSELF.
1223
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,051
UNLESS I HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE
1224
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:34,752
I'D LIKE TO REVEAL
ABOUT MYSELF?
1225
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,988
YES. UNLESS YOU HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE
1226
00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:39,424
YOU'D LIKE TO REVEAL
ABOUT YOURSELF.
1227
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:42,027
REVEAL ABOUT MYSELF!
REVEAL ABOUT MYSELF!
1228
00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:44,295
REVEAL MYSELF.
REVEAL MYSELF.
1229
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:46,097
AAH!
1230
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,934
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I'D
LIKE TO REVEAL ABOUT MYSELF?
1231
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,801
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I'D LIKE TO REVEAL
1232
00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,670
ABOUT MYSELF?
1233
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:55,506
AAH!
1234
00:47:58,343 --> 00:47:59,244
SHIT!
1235
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:00,111
WHOA!
1236
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,647
I'LL NEVER
GET ACCEPTED HERE.
1237
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:05,283
[CRYING]
1238
00:48:06,952 --> 00:48:08,053
JESSICA?
1239
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:11,522
MARLON,
YOUR APPOINTMENT!
1240
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:13,824
THERE'S NO
RESCHEDULING, PUP!
1241
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,961
PUP, PUP, PUP.
PUPPY.
1242
00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:18,629
JESSICA,
HOW YOU DOING?
1243
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,831
UH, LOOK, MARLON,
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
1244
00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:21,967
I REALLY DON'T FEEL
LIKE TALKING RIGHT NOW.
1245
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,201
OH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.
1246
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:24,735
YOU KNOW, WE CAN ALWAYS
TALK LATER IN SCHOOL
1247
00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:25,836
OR SOMETHING...
1248
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,305
OR MAYBE NEXT YEAR
HERE AT RAMSEY.
1249
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,606
EXCEPT I WON'T BE HERE
NEXT YEAR.
1250
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,640
I'M NOT RIGHT
FOR THIS SCHOOL.
1251
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,042
COME ON!
1252
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,843
YOU--YOU'RE PERFECT...
FOR RAMSEY.
1253
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:34,845
EVERYONE HERE
IS PERFECT.
1254
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,014
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
1255
00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:37,983
I BLEW IT. I HAD
A TERRIBLE INTERVIEW.
1256
00:48:38,016 --> 00:48:40,185
JESUS, INTERVIEWS
DON'T MATTER.
1257
00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:41,852
I JUST BLEW MINE
COMPLETELY COMING OUT HERE.
1258
00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:43,088
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1259
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:44,522
YOU SAID THE INTERVIEW
WAS THE KEY FOR YOU.
1260
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:45,991
WELL, SURE, THEY MATTER
A LITTLE, YOU KNOW,
1261
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:46,992
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
HIGH SCHOOL
1262
00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,126
IS WHAT I MEAN,
1263
00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:49,394
WHERE IF YOU MAKE
A MISTAKE,
1264
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,895
YOU GET BRANDED
AS A MORON FOR LIFE.
1265
00:48:50,996 --> 00:48:52,697
IT'S NO BIG DEAL
AT A PLACE LIKE RAMSEY.
1266
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,032
YEAH,
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
1267
00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:57,235
TRYING THINGS OUT IS
WHAT HAPPENS AT COLLEGE.
1268
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,770
YOU GET A GREAT CHANCE
TO START ALL OVER AGAIN
1269
00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:01,106
JUST WHEN MOST PEOPLE
NEED TO.
1270
00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:02,773
IT'S LIKE
A FEDERAL PROTECTION
1271
00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:04,909
AND RELOCATION PROGRAM
FOR TEENAGERS.
1272
00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:07,778
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW BAD IT WAS.
1273
00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:09,914
NOTHING COULD BE
THAT BAD.
1274
00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,916
IT WAS AWFUL.
TRUST ME.
1275
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,684
BUT AWFUL ENOUGH
TO RUIN YOUR CHANCES?
1276
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,685
YOU WOULD HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING
1277
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:15,920
REALLY IDIOTIC
1278
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:19,224
LIKE EXPOSE YOURSELF
OR SOMETHING.
1279
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:22,493
MARLON, LEAVE ME ALONE,
ALL RIGHT?
1280
00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:27,865
SOMETHING HAPPENED
WITH HER INTERVIEW,
1281
00:49:28,033 --> 00:49:29,667
AND NOW SHE HAS LOCKED HERSELF
IN HER HOTEL ROOM
1282
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,269
AND SHE WON'T TALK
TO ANYONE.
1283
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,271
I THINK SOMETHING
REALLY TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.
1284
00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:34,905
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BUT THERE IS NO WAY
1285
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,774
I COULD SHOW YOU
HER FILES.
1286
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,409
THEY'RE STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.
1287
00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,945
I KNOW. BUT NOW
SHE'S CONSIDERING
1288
00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,780
NOT EVEN APPLYING
TO RAMSEY.
1289
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,049
YOU KNOW,
THIS CHOOSING A COLLEGE
1290
00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:45,216
BECAUSE OF A GIRL,
1291
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,684
MAYBE WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THAT IDEA.
1292
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:47,685
WE DID ONCE BEFORE.
1293
00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:49,320
YEAH? WHAT'D I SAY?
1294
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,189
YOU SAID YOU'D HEARD
A LOT OF WORSE REASONS.
1295
00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:53,558
ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH JESSICA?
1296
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,326
THEN SCREW IT.
1297
00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:57,662
LOVE IS A FUCKING
NOBLE EMOTION,
1298
00:49:57,762 --> 00:49:59,730
BUT RAMSEY IS NOT
GONNA ADMIT YOU
1299
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,666
BASED ON YOUR FEELINGS
FOR A GIRL.
1300
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:02,800
YOU'VE GOTTA FORGET HER.
1301
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:04,269
FORGET HER?
1302
00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:06,571
LET ME WORRY
ABOUT JESSICA KAILO.
1303
00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:09,907
YOU CONCENTRATE ON YOUR
OWN APPLICATION, OK?
1304
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,310
OK.
1305
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,245
THIS IS TERRIFIC,
MR. HAMMETT.
1306
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,481
JUST GREAT.
THANKS SO MUCH.
1307
00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:17,282
SURE.
1308
00:50:17,382 --> 00:50:18,583
I REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS.
1309
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:20,418
GOD, THIS IS
JUST GREAT.
1310
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,687
MY VOTE CAN'T BE
BOUGHT THERE, MARLON.
1311
00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:24,055
THANKS.
1312
00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:25,723
THANKS AGAIN.
1313
00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,392
SURE. OOH, OUCH.
1314
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,026
YEAH.
1315
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,664
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1316
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,233
COME IN.
1317
00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:43,841
I HEARD YOU WANTED TO
TALK TO ME, MR. HAMMETT.
1318
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,910
YEAH, HI, JESSICA.
COME ON IN.
1319
00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:47,945
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE YOU LEFT.
1320
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,848
HI, SIT DOWN.
HOW ARE YOU?
1321
00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:52,049
HI.
1322
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,451
LOOK, I HEARD YOU WERE
KINDA UPSET
1323
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,821
AFTER YOUR INTERVIEW
WITH MR. FLUTTER YESTERDAY.
1324
00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,823
MR. HAMMETT,
I'D RATHER NOT
1325
00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,158
TALK ABOUT THAT
RIGHT NOW.
1326
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,893
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU FEEL VULNERABLE.
1327
00:51:03,128 --> 00:51:05,196
I MEAN, YOU JUST
OPEN YOURSELF UP
1328
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,698
TO A PERFECT STRANGER,
1329
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,234
PROBABLY
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
1330
00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,668
BUT IT'S JUST AN INTERVIEW,
1331
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,470
AND YOU WERE NOT BEING JUDGED
1332
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,439
ON WHAT YOU HAVE
OR WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE.
1333
00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,707
I KNOW. YOU THINK
THE LITTLEST THINGS
1334
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:17,975
ARE A BIG DEAL,
1335
00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:20,178
BUT, BELIEVE ME,
REALLY THEY'RE NOT.
1336
00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:22,147
OK?
WE'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE.
1337
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:25,483
AND MR. FLUTTER,
HE FELT THAT YOU WERE
1338
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:28,018
AN EXTREMELY
WELL-ROUNDED YOUNG LADY.
1339
00:51:28,153 --> 00:51:30,288
OH, GOD!
1340
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,329
OOH! OOH! OOH!
1341
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,530
UH-HUH.
1342
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,032
POMONA, CAN YOU HOLD?
I HAVE DUKE ON THE OTHER LINE.
1343
00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:43,501
DUKE, CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE?
1344
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,336
I HAVE GEORGETOWN
ON THE OTHER LINE.
1345
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,704
I KNOW
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED,
1346
00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:47,738
CHANCELLOR SMITH.
1347
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:48,973
HIS APPLICATION
WAS FABULOUS.
1348
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,508
BUT WE'RE COUNSELORS,
NOT HIS PARENTS.
1349
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,410
WHAT CAN WE DO IF HE
DIDN'T CHOOSE YOUR SCHOOL?
1350
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:53,911
OXFORD, PLEASE HOLD.
I HAVE
1351
00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:55,380
SEVEN SISTERS COLLEGE
ON THE LINE.
1352
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,647
GIRLS, I'LL HAVE TO
CALL YOU BACK SHORTLY.
1353
00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,649
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT
CLIENT IN MY OFFICE.
1354
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,050
BYE-BYE.
OK, BYE-BYE.
1355
00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:01,486
SO, MARLON,
WELCOME BACK.
1356
00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:03,554
HOW'D YOU DO ON
YOUR S.A.T.s?
1357
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:07,558
WELL, MY SCORE DID NOT GO UP
THE 20% YOU PROMISED.
1358
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:08,893
LET'S SEE.
1359
00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:12,397
YOU GAINED 10 IN MATH
AND 10 IN VERBAL.
1360
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:14,332
THAT'S 20.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
1361
00:52:14,432 --> 00:52:15,866
NO, ALL KIDDING
ASIDE, MARLON,
1362
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,735
YOU DO NEED
OUR HELP.
1363
00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:18,936
DO YOU HAVE A CHECK?
1364
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,739
YES, BUT I NEED
SOME REAL HELP.
1365
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:24,041
I HAVE A CHANCE
OF GETTING INTO RAMSEY.
1366
00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:25,476
MARLON, ACADEMICS
DON'T NECESSARILY
1367
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,212
HAVE TO BE
YOUR STRONG POINT.
1368
00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:28,813
WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOOK,
SOMETHING
1369
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:31,782
FOR THE COMMITTEE TO
REMEMBER YOU BY, STAND OUT.
1370
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:32,817
IT'S BEST TO
STICK TO THE BASICS,
1371
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:33,818
INNER CITY TUTORING.
1372
00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:34,919
HELPING OLD PEOPLE.
1373
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:36,287
ENVIRONMENTAL
CLEANUP TASK FORCE.
1374
00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:37,322
NUCLEAR RESEARCH.
1375
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:38,556
I'M NOT CURRENTLY INVOLVED
1376
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,291
IN ANYTHING QUITE
AS INTERESTING AS THAT.
1377
00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:42,059
FOR 1,000 BUCKS,
WE CAN MAKE
1378
00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:44,362
ANYONE'S LIFE
SOUND INTERESTING.
1379
00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:46,030
FOR INSTANCE, WHAT DO YOU DO
ON A TYPICAL SATURDAY?
1380
00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:48,132
NOTHING, REALLY. I
BABY-SIT MY STEPBROTHER.
1381
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,601
AH! YOU SAY NOTHING,
1382
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:52,603
BUT BABY-SITTING
YOUR STEPBROTHER
1383
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:55,105
IS EXACTLY THE KIND
OF MUNDANE ACTIVITY
1384
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:58,676
THAT YOU CAN ENHANCE
INTO A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY,
1385
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,078
SOMETHING THAT CAN REALLY
MAKE YOU STAND OUT
1386
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,880
IN THE APPLICANT POOL.
1387
00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:10,255
YAY!
YAY!
1388
00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,368
[CRASH!]
1389
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,438
[CRYING]
1390
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,773
OK, MARLON, YOU'VE
GOT WORK EXPERIENCE
1391
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:30,040
TAKEN CARE OF.
1392
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,809
NOW YOU WANNA JUXTAPOSE
AN UNUSUAL ACTIVITY.
1393
00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:32,977
SOMETHING THAT WOULD WAKE UP
1394
00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:34,279
A TIRED ADMISSIONS OFFICER
AT 3 A.M.,
1395
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,846
LIKE THE KID WHO RAFTED
DOWN THE AMAZON.
1396
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,415
LAST YEAR, A GIRL TOOK UP
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING,
1397
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:38,683
AND SHE GOT INTO YALE!
1398
00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:39,784
NO, HARVARD.
1399
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,918
Both: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1400
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,487
GOOD-BYE!
GOOD-BYE!
1401
00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,121
UGH!
1402
00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:46,524
ARGH! UH!
1403
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,696
OH!
1404
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,100
HI, GUYS.
1405
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,303
I'M HERE FOR
THE WRESTLING LESSONS.
1406
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:09,514
HA HA HA!
1407
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,018
SO, YOU WANT TO
TAKE WRESTLING
1408
00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:17,888
AS AN EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITY, HUH?
1409
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:20,991
NO. ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
THINKING IT OVER AND--
1410
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,794
WHOA! OOH! OOH! UH-OH!
1411
00:54:24,729 --> 00:54:26,030
AAH!
1412
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,998
UGH!
1413
00:54:33,338 --> 00:54:37,642
* ALL OF THE TIME
WE'RE SEARCHING FOR *
1414
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:42,146
* SOMETHING TO BE
THAT'S SO MUCH MORE *
1415
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:46,884
* THAN WHAT THEY TELL US
WE CAN BE *
1416
00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:49,387
* WE ALL KNOW MUCH BETTER
1417
00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:53,924
* THAT THERE'S TIME ENOUGH
FOR DREAMING *
1418
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:58,429
* IF WE ALL GO ON BELIEVING
1419
00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:03,734
* WE COULD TRY JUST A LITTLE,
LOVE JUST A LITTLE *
1420
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:09,440
* OPEN OUR HEARTS,
OPEN OUR MINDS *
1421
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:14,111
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
1422
00:55:14,211 --> 00:55:19,083
* AND ALL THE THINGS
WE CAN BECOME *
1423
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:21,852
* WE CAN SHARE
THIS MOMENT... *
1424
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:24,922
GIRL, AREN'T YOU EVER
GOING TO GO HOME?
1425
00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:29,193
I WILL. I JUST GOT TO
FINISH UP THIS APPLICATION.
1426
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:31,929
WELL, DON'T FORGET
TO LOCK UP.
1427
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:33,197
BYE, VERA.
1428
00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:34,532
GOOD NIGHT,
HENRY.
1429
00:55:34,632 --> 00:55:37,301
* HAVE JUST BEGUN
1430
00:55:37,402 --> 00:55:45,109
* THEN WE CAN STAY
FOREVER YOUNG *
1431
00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:48,946
* REACHIN' FOR SOMETHING
1432
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,784
* HIGHER AND HIGHER
1433
00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:58,122
* FINDIN' AND HAVIN'
1434
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,092
* SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
1435
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:08,866
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
1436
00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:13,103
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
1437
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,972
I'VE GOT TO GO.
1438
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,306
DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING FOR ME?
1439
00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:18,108
I THINK THIS IS
ONE OF YOURS.
1440
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,144
OH, GREAT.
MARLON BROWNE.
1441
00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:22,813
HA HA HA!
1442
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,181
THANKS A LOT,
LEO.
1443
00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:26,250
ALL RIGHT, NINA.
ANYTIME. ANYWHERE.
1444
00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:28,252
OOH! UH...
1445
00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:32,089
HA HA! OH, NO!
1446
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,293
SO, DID LEO GIVE
GOOD MEETING IN THERE?
1447
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:37,294
WE HAD LUNCH
1448
00:56:37,462 --> 00:56:38,463
AND A VERY
SERIOUS DISCUSSION
1449
00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,864
ABOUT VERA COOKE,
IF YOU MUST KNOW.
1450
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:42,099
IN FACT, WE'VE PENCILED
IN ANOTHER MEETING
1451
00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:43,568
TO DISCUSS THE MATTER
FURTHER.
1452
00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:46,504
BET THAT'S NOT ALL
HE'D LIKE TO PENCIL IN.
1453
00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:48,873
I'VE GOT WORK
TO DO, KIP.
1454
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:49,940
BUT KEEP IN MIND,
1455
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,208
YOU HAVE AS MANY
OPPORTUNITIES AS LEO
1456
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:52,610
TO BECOME DEAN.
1457
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,480
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS
YOU REFUSE TO GROW UP.
1458
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,923
WELL, WE GOT
MARLON BROWNE.
1459
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:07,157
YES.
1460
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:11,061
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO JESSICA KAILO?
1461
00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:13,330
I DIDN'T APPLY.
1462
00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:16,033
YOU DIDN'T APPLY
TO RAMSEY?
1463
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,002
THE DEADLINE
IS TONIGHT.
1464
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,970
WHAT ARE YOU,
A RECRUITER?
1465
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,673
DIDN'T A CERTAIN
MR. HAMMETT TALK TO YOU
1466
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,542
ABOUT BEING PERFECT
RAMSEY MATERIAL?
1467
00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,376
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THAT, MARLON.
1468
00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,613
MR. HAMMETT HAS
A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR.
1469
00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:30,214
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1470
00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:32,282
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
IT'S A GREAT SCHOOL,
1471
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,284
AND YOU HAVE TIME TO GET
YOUR APPLICATION IN.
1472
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:35,920
YOU HAVE UNTIL
6 P.M.
1473
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,054
MARLON...
1474
00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:39,023
RAMSEY'S NOT
THE RIGHT SCHOOL
1475
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,257
FOR ME, OK?
1476
00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:42,292
SO WHERE ARE YOU
GOING, THEN?
1477
00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:43,293
MICHIGAN.
1478
00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,662
YOUR DAD'S SCHOOL?
1479
00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:46,664
YOU LIKE MICHIGAN
BETTER THAN RAMSEY?
1480
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,666
LOOK, YOU COULDN'T
POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
1481
00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,200
THE DECISIONS
I'VE HAD TO MAKE.
1482
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,538
MAYBE I COULDN'T, BUT
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS, TOO,
1483
00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:55,272
I'VE MADE SOME
VERY PASSIONATE DECISIONS.
1484
00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:56,741
LIKE WHAT?
1485
00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:59,243
HOW ABOUT...
SUICIDING, FOR INSTANCE.
1486
00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:00,578
I DIDN'T APPLY
ANYWHERE BUT RAMSEY,
1487
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:02,680
AND I DON'T STAND A CHANCE
THERE.
1488
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,114
WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
MARLON, JUST CRAZY.
1489
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:05,349
YOU'RE THE SUICIDE,
1490
00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:06,584
AND I'M THE ONE
THAT CRACKED.
1491
00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:07,852
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MAKE US,
1492
00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:09,754
SOME SORT OF WEIRD
FRIENDS OR SOMETHING?
1493
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,225
I'M SORRY, MARLON.
1494
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,294
YOU KNOW WHAT
I FOUND OUT
1495
00:58:17,394 --> 00:58:19,564
WHEN I WENT TO RAMSEY?
1496
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:23,067
I DISCOVERED THAT I'M
BORING AND PREDICTABLE,
1497
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,936
THAT I'M TOTALLY AVERAGE,
SO I FREAKED.
1498
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,138
I FREAKED, MARLON.
1499
00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:31,609
THEN YOU'RE NOT AVERAGE.
1500
00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,443
PEOPLE WHO ARE AVERAGE,
JESSICA,
1501
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,580
THEY DON'T MIND BEING AVERAGE.
THEY DON'T FREAK.
1502
00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:38,082
COME ON, JESSICA.
DON'T CRY.
1503
00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:40,184
PLEASE DON'T CRY.
1504
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:42,587
SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T COME
OVER AND TALK TO YOU A LOT,
1505
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,889
BECAUSE I HAVE THIS
LOUSY EFFECT ON YOU.
1506
00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:52,162
IT'S NOT YOU.
1507
00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:54,799
IT'S NOT?
1508
00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:56,100
NO.
1509
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,105
OK, LOOK. I THINK
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
1510
00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:06,110
A CAR TRAVELING WITH
2 FUTURE RAMSEY STUDENTS
1511
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:08,112
MUST TRAVEL
FROM HOMETOWN A
1512
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,480
TO COLLEGE TOWN B
BY 6 P.M.
1513
00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,917
IF THE DISTANCE
TO TRAVEL IS 450 MILES
1514
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:13,918
AND THEY OBSERVE
1515
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,820
THE 55 MILE PER HOUR
SPEED LIMIT,
1516
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,521
HOW MUCH TIME
CAN THEY ALLOW
1517
00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,624
TO STOP FOR GAS
AND SNACKS?
1518
00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:23,393
NONE. BECAUSE
6 TIMES 55 IS 330.
1519
00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:25,963
WE WON'T GET TO RAMSEY
EVEN IF WE DON'T STOP.
1520
00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,633
THEN HOW FAST
SHOULD WE GO?
1521
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:31,435
WELL, LET'S MAKE IT EASY.
6 TIMES 60 IS 360.
1522
00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:34,471
30 MINUTES TO SPARE
SHOULD BE ENOUGH TIME.
1523
00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:36,173
SO, WE, UH...
1524
00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:37,975
WE GO 60, MARLON.
1525
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,243
GO 60.
GOT IT.
1526
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:42,112
* 'CAUSE ANY TIME
WITH YOU *
1527
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:43,781
* IS GOOD ENOUGH TIME
1528
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:47,251
* TO LOVE LIKE WE DO
1529
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:51,889
* LOVE LIKE WE DO...
1530
00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:55,225
SO HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU
TO WRITE YOUR ESSAY?
1531
00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:57,361
I DIDN'T WRITE ONE.
I SENT IN A VIDEO INSTEAD.
1532
00:59:57,461 --> 00:59:58,729
SOUNDS SO CREATIVE.
1533
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:00,397
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW?
1534
01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:01,398
I SPENT ALL THIS TIME
AND MONEY GOING
1535
01:00:01,498 --> 01:00:02,800
TO THESE CONSULTANTS.
1536
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,769
THE ONLY HELPFUL THING
I REALLY GOT FROM THEM
1537
01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:06,336
WAS THAT YOU HAVE TO GET
THE ATTENTION
1538
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:08,472
OF THE ADMISSIONS OFFICER.
YOU KNOW, THEY WANT TO KNOW
1539
01:00:08,572 --> 01:00:10,775
WHO YOU ARE...
SO I MADE THIS VIDEO.
1540
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,576
THAT'S GREAT, MARLON.
1541
01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:15,245
* LOVE LIKE WE DO
1542
01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:19,249
* LOVE LIKE WE DO
1543
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,787
* LOVE LIKE WE DO
1544
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:27,391
* LOVE LIKE WE DO...
1545
01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:30,327
[HORN HONKS]
OK--
1546
01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:31,361
A TURTLE!
GOPHER.
1547
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:32,763
GOPHER OR TURTLE?
1548
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:35,332
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS--
A RARE GOPHER TURTLE.
1549
01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,968
OH, OK. ALL RIGHT.
1550
01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:40,004
HERE'S MY OPENING,
ALL RIGHT?
1551
01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:40,938
YEAH.
1552
01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:44,341
"I WANT TO GO
TO RAMSEY AND BE RUDE,
1553
01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:46,844
"NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE
PEOPLE AND NOT ALL THE TIME,
1554
01:00:46,944 --> 01:00:48,746
"BUT IF I'M WALKING
ACROSS CAMPUS ONE DAY
1555
01:00:48,846 --> 01:00:50,114
"CONTEMPLATING ARISTOTLE,
1556
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:51,916
"I WON'T WORRY IF PEOPLE
THINK I'M A SNOB
1557
01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:53,650
"IF I DON'T SMILE
AND SAY HI TO THEM.
1558
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:55,619
I DID ENOUGH OF THAT
IN HIGH SCHOOL."
1559
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,421
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
1560
01:00:57,521 --> 01:00:58,655
YEAH?
IT'S EXCELLENT.
1561
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:00,791
DO YOU WANT
TO HEAR THE TITLE?
1562
01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:03,961
SECRET CONFESSIONS
OF A HIGH SCHOOL PROM QUEEN.
1563
01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:04,862
AH!
1564
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:06,130
YEAH? YOU LIKE IT?
IT WORKS?
1565
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:07,765
IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA
BRIGHTEN THE LIVES
1566
01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:10,868
OF ANY ADMISSIONS OFFICER
AND HIS CHILDREN.
1567
01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:13,237
ALL RIGHT,
ON TO PARAGRAPH 2.
1568
01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,572
* LOVE LIKE WE DO
1569
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:19,109
* LOVE LIKE WE DO
1570
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,644
LOOK. YOU THINK
YOU CAN MAKE IT?
1571
01:01:20,745 --> 01:01:22,146
YEAH, I'M ALMOST READY
TO PRINT OUT.
1572
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:23,948
WHAT IS WITH THESE TRUCKS?
I THOUGHT THESE GUYS
1573
01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,750
WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE
ON AMPHETAMINES.
1574
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,051
JUST WHAT WE NEED.
1575
01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:28,753
OH, IT'S A COP.
1576
01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:31,121
SHIT! HE'S DOING
THE SPEED LIMIT.
1577
01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:34,491
MARLON, IF WE CAN'T GO 55,
IT'LL BLOW THE WHOLE EQUATION.
1578
01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:36,326
[HORN HONKS]
1579
01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,428
GREAT.
1580
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:39,797
WONDERFUL.
1581
01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:40,998
ALL RIGHT,
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
1582
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:43,467
A ROAD INTERSECTS THIS ONE
IN 22 MILES.
1583
01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,169
IF THE COP TAKES THAT ROAD,
1584
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:46,937
LEAVING US
WITH 32 MILES LEFT TO TRAVEL,
1585
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,372
HOW FAST WOULD
WE HAVE TO GO?
1586
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:51,108
WAIT--DO WE WANT IT ON A TIME
OR DISTANCE PROBLEM?
1587
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,810
DON'T PANIC. UH...
1588
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,145
LET'S JUST BE LOGICAL
ABOUT THIS.
1589
01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:57,381
LET'S GO SLOWER.
1590
01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,049
SLOWER?
1591
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:01,651
MARLON, THIS IS LOGICAL
ON WHAT PLANET?
1592
01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:05,455
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.
1593
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,424
GO FOR IT!
1594
01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,261
WHOO!
1595
01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:12,429
MORON.
1596
01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:14,264
[SIREN]
1597
01:02:18,002 --> 01:02:20,470
I ALWAYS KNEW
THAT S.A.T. STUFF
1598
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,306
WOULDN'T HELP MUCH
IN REAL LIFE.
1599
01:02:24,809 --> 01:02:27,044
[BEEP BEEP]
1600
01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:34,418
YOU ASSHOLE.
1601
01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:02,446
WHY IS IT LOCKED?
IS IT 6:00 ALREADY?
1602
01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:05,249
NO. IT'S 5 TO 6:00.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
1603
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:08,118
HEY, JESSICA, ARE YOU
THE KIND OF GIRL
1604
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:09,854
WHOSE DAD GAVE HER
A CREDIT CARD?
1605
01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:12,222
YEAH,
BUT IT'S EXPIRED.
1606
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:13,590
DOESN'T MATTER,
1607
01:03:13,690 --> 01:03:16,861
BECAUSE MEMBERSHIP
HAS ITS ADVANTAGES.
1608
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,365
SOMEBODY'S COMING.
1609
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:31,008
[JIGGLES KNOB]
1610
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,885
I THINK HE'S GONE.
1611
01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:49,293
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
BREAKING AND ENTERING
1612
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,295
THE COLLEGE
WE WANT TO GET INTO.
1613
01:03:53,998 --> 01:03:55,365
FOR GOOD LUCK.
1614
01:04:15,019 --> 01:04:16,386
WELL, WE MADE IT.
1615
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:19,589
ALL WE CAN DO NOW
IS WAIT.
1616
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,291
YEAH.
1617
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,497
MARLON?
1618
01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:29,233
YES, JESSICA?
1619
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,968
I DON'T KNOW.
1620
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:33,237
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
1621
01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:35,105
I REALLY HOPE
WE BOTH GET INTO RAMSEY.
1622
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,774
I MEAN, I COULDN'T THINK
OF A NICER GUY
1623
01:04:37,942 --> 01:04:39,977
TO SPEND THE NEXT
4 YEARS OF MY LIFE WITH.
1624
01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:55,993
WELL, LET'S NOT RULE OUT
GRADUATE SCHOOL.
1625
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:00,697
GOOD NIGHT, MARLON.
1626
01:05:00,797 --> 01:05:03,233
GOOD NIGHT.
1627
01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,081
[HORN HONKING]
1628
01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:18,582
THAT'S RIGHT,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
1629
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:21,285
GET YOUR COLLEGE PARAPHERNALIA
WHILE IT'S HOT.
1630
01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:23,687
MOM, JUST DESCRIBE
THE ENVELOPE TO ME.
1631
01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:25,789
IS IT FAT OR WHAT?
1632
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:27,124
JUST TELL ME, MOM.
1633
01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,525
IS IT FAT OR SKINNY?
1634
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:29,759
MOM, JUST TELL ME,
1635
01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,161
IS THE ENVELOPE
BIG OR SMALL? MOM!
1636
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,563
I GOT ACCEPTED
INTO MICHIGAN.
1637
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,132
SO BIG DEAL,
RIGHT?
1638
01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:37,001
I WOULDN'T CARE AT ALL,
EXCEPT FOR KELLY--
1639
01:05:37,101 --> 01:05:39,769
SHE WAS REJECTED BY
6 SCHOOLS ALREADY.
1640
01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:42,339
DAMN SCHOOL!
1641
01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:46,076
THAT'S WHY
I RECOMMEND SUICIDING.
1642
01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:47,911
YOU CAN ONLY
GET REJECTED ONCE.
1643
01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,379
MARLON, THIS WAITING
HERE FOR RAMSEY'S
1644
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,915
KILLING ME! I WISH
I HAD AMY'S COOL.
1645
01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,084
MOM, WILL YOU
JUST TALK TO ME?
1646
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:56,253
IS IT FAT OR WHAT?
1647
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:57,721
AAAHH! GOD!
1648
01:05:59,023 --> 01:06:02,292
HERE'S AN INTERESTING CASE--
VERA COOKE.
1649
01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:06,063
SHE IS,
AS FAR AS I KNOW,
1650
01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:07,531
THE MOST
UNDERPRIVILEGED YOUNGSTER
1651
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,033
THAT WE HAVE
THIS YEAR.
1652
01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:12,202
SHE'S GOT--THANKS, DAVE.
SHE'S GOT DECENT GRADES.
1653
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,937
HER FATHER
IS OUT OF THE PICTURE.
1654
01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:15,339
HER FATHER'S DEAD.
1655
01:06:15,439 --> 01:06:17,241
SHE WROTE ABOUT HIM
IN HER ESSAY.
1656
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,843
OH, YES. OH,
AND IT SAYS HERE,
1657
01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:21,945
"HER ENERGY AND STRUGGLE
TO OBTAIN HER DREAMS
1658
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:24,948
"HAS PRODUCED AN INDIVIDUAL
BOTH TOUGH AND SWEET.
1659
01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:28,818
SHE'S A WOMAN AND A GIRL
TO RECKON WITH AND TO LOVE."
1660
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:30,287
SHEESH!
1661
01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:32,922
WHO WRITES THIS CRAP--
LIONEL RICHIE?
1662
01:06:33,057 --> 01:06:34,058
I WROTE IT.
1663
01:06:34,158 --> 01:06:35,925
YOU KNOW, I MET HIM ONCE.
1664
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,861
HE'S A LOVELY MAN IF YOU
MEET HIM IN PERSON.
1665
01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:40,464
THIS IS VERA COOKE.
WE DISCUSSED HER?
1666
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,066
OH, YEAH.
1667
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:43,767
I RECRUITED VERA,
1668
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:44,801
AND I STRONGLY
RECOMMEND HER
1669
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:46,070
TO THIS COMMITTEE.
1670
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:47,371
HOW ARE
HER COLLEGE BOARDS?
1671
01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:49,373
WELL, 410 VERBAL,
470 MATH. THE POINT IS,
1672
01:06:49,473 --> 01:06:51,275
THAT'S NOT THE KIND
OF QUESTION
1673
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,077
WE NEED TO BE ASKING
ABOUT A PERSON LIKE VERA.
1674
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,844
WHAT IS THE RIGHT
QUESTION?
1675
01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:56,246
WHETHER WE AS A GROUP
1676
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:57,247
ARE WILLING TO
TAKE A CHANCE.
1677
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,848
THIS IS A CASE
IN WHICH
1678
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:00,350
RAMSEY CAN MAKE
A DIFFERENCE,
1679
01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,219
ONE THAT COULD ACTUALLY
CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
1680
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:04,088
WE AGREE WITH
NINA, RIGHT?
1681
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:06,523
DURING THE BREAK,
I TALKED TO LEO,
1682
01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,092
AND HE BROUGHT UP
AN INTERESTING POINT.
1683
01:07:08,192 --> 01:07:10,394
WHOSE INTERESTS
ARE WE SERVING HERE?
1684
01:07:10,494 --> 01:07:13,630
RAMSEY IS A VERY
COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT.
1685
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:15,199
WE NEED MINORITY
STUDENTS,
1686
01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,101
BUT AT THE EXPENSE
OF THIS GIRL?
1687
01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:19,903
I DON'T SEE THAT WE'RE
REALLY THAT DESPERATE
1688
01:07:20,003 --> 01:07:21,905
TO FILL OUR QUOTA.
1689
01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:23,740
FORGET THE QUOTA.
FORGET SHE'S BLACK.
1690
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,941
GOOD. BECAUSE MY VOTE
CAN'T BE WON
1691
01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:26,143
ON THE BASIS
OF COLOR ANYWAY,
1692
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:27,877
SO WHAT DOES THAT
LEAVE US WITH,
1693
01:07:27,977 --> 01:07:29,379
AS FAR AS VERA COOKE
IS CONCERNED,
1694
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,415
ASIDE FROM
THE DISMAL NUMBERS?
1695
01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,016
EVERYTHING
THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.
1696
01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:35,119
WHAT'S THE COMMITMENT
TO DESERVING STUDENTS
1697
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:36,120
IN THIS ROOM?
1698
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:37,454
OH, PLEASE!
I MEAN,
1699
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:39,756
WE'VE GOT TOPNOTCH
MINORITY APPLICANTS
1700
01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,758
FROM ANDOVER,
PHILLIPS EXETER--
1701
01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:42,992
THAT'S COMPLETELY
OUTRAGEOUS, LEO!
1702
01:07:43,127 --> 01:07:44,128
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
HOW I FEEL
1703
01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,529
ABOUT GIVING
THIS GIRL A CHANCE.
1704
01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:49,032
I THINK WE ALL WANT
A REASONABLE SOLUTION. LEO?
1705
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,801
WELL, I HAVE NO OBJECTIONS
TO THE WAIT LIST.
1706
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,737
SALLY, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THAT?
1707
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,139
THE WAIT LIST?
1708
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,573
THAT'S LIKE FALLING
INTO BUREAUCRATIC LIMBO.
1709
01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:59,042
NOBODY EVER GETS IN HERE
ON THE WAIT LIST.
1710
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,544
CAN WE MOVE ON, PLEASE?
1711
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,866
OH, MY GOD.
1712
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:25,435
IT'S FROM RAMSEY.
1713
01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:29,873
OH, IT IS.
1714
01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:32,776
SOMEBODY'S
GOTTA OPEN IT.
1715
01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:36,246
I'LL DO IT.
1716
01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:49,459
[CRYING]
1717
01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:55,765
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
1718
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:04,374
YOU DID IT.
YOU GOT INTO RAMSEY.
1719
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,576
BUT WHAT ABOUT
MARLON BROWNE?
1720
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,849
60, 70, 80...
1721
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,017
YOU LOOK LIKE A GUY
1722
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:16,085
WHO'S OBVIOUSLY
GOING TO MAKE IT.
1723
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:19,289
I BETTER. I PAID $1,000
TO BAUER-BENEDEK.
1724
01:09:19,389 --> 01:09:22,226
HE SAID THIS STUFF LOOKS
GREAT ON MY APPLICATION.
1725
01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,594
DID YOU HEAR
ANYTHING YET?
1726
01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:28,332
HEY, CHEER UP. HAVE
A BUMPER STICKER ON ME.
1727
01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:30,900
HA HA!
1728
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,336
[HONK HONK]
1729
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,673
COME ON, RAMSEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1730
01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,979
NOW, I KNOW THIS KID
SEEMS HOPELESS ON PAPER,
1731
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:45,249
BUT YOU GOT TO
SEE THIS TAPE.
1732
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:48,452
I MET HIM, AND I THINK
HE'S REALLY GOT SOMETHING.
1733
01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:51,020
OH, YEAH? BETTER BE
A UNION CARD.
1734
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,789
I DON'T KNOW, BOB.
1735
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:56,159
DO WE REALLY HAVE TIME
FOR THIS KIND OF TOMFOOLERY?
1736
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,561
WELL, WE ARE
RUNNING LATE.
1737
01:09:57,661 --> 01:09:59,396
TOMORROW'S THE LAST
DAY OF ADMISSIONS,
1738
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:01,164
AND THERE'S JUST
SO MANY OPENINGS.
1739
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,999
I JUST DON'T THINK
1740
01:10:03,099 --> 01:10:04,501
THIS BOY'S FOLDER
WARRANTS THE TIME.
1741
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,371
WE USED TO HAVE TIME
FOR ALL TYPES OF KIDS.
1742
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:08,605
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE TAPE.
1743
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,139
YOU COULD
GIVE FLUTTER THE TAPE,
1744
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,508
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
LOOK AT IT.
1745
01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:12,976
BESIDES, WE GAVE YOU
THE KAILO GIRL THE OTHER DAY.
1746
01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:14,278
REMEMBER?
1747
01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:16,112
NO, LEO, YOU DIDN'T
GIVE ME ANYTHING, OK?
1748
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,615
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND
INTERESTING STUDENTS.
1749
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,084
NOW, I THINK MARLON BROWNE
IS ONE OF THEM.
1750
01:10:21,184 --> 01:10:23,787
TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
AT MR. VIDEO'S NUMBERS.
1751
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:24,788
I DON'T KNOW, BOB.
1752
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:25,889
I'VE GOTTA GIVE THIS KID
1753
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,491
2 THUMBS DOWN
ON THE RAMSEY SCALE.
1754
01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:30,760
DEAN, I THINK IT'S
A TRAGEDY IF WE'RE SAYING
1755
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,796
THAT THE ERA
OF THE STILL-SEARCHING,
1756
01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:35,965
DOESN'T-KNOW-EXACTLY-WHAT-
TO-DO-WITH-HIS-LIFE KID
1757
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,334
IS OVER HERE AT RAMSEY.
1758
01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:39,869
IT'S CANCELED, ALL RIGHT,
DUE TO POOR RATINGS.
1759
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,037
DO YOU UNDERSTAND,
HAMMETT?
1760
01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:42,639
YEAH, I GET IT, LEO.
1761
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:45,975
YOU GOT A NEW PROGRAM--
LEO, DEAN OF ADMISSIONS.
1762
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,244
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'D WATCH THAT SHOW.
1763
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:50,414
I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH IT,
BECAUSE WITH
1764
01:10:50,514 --> 01:10:53,317
LEO, DEAN OF ADMISSIONS,
CALLING THE SHOTS AROUND HERE,
1765
01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:56,019
MY JOB DESCRIPTION SUCKS.
I DON'T WANNA STAY HERE
1766
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:59,022
AND WATCH YOU RUIN
A PLACE I LOVE.
1767
01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:04,160
SO, NINA, LOOKS LIKE
1768
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:06,463
YOUR LUNCH SCHEDULE'S
OPENING WIDE UP.
1769
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,732
SCREW YOU, LEO.
EXCUSE ME.
1770
01:11:20,544 --> 01:11:23,012
WILL YOU SHOW ME
MARLON'S TAPE?
1771
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,615
YEAH. SURE.
1772
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,784
COME ON IN.
1773
01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:30,887
HI. I'M MARLON BROWNE,
AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
1774
01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,890
ALL THE STUFF I DID
TRYING TO GET INTO COLLEGE.
1775
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,360
LOOKING BACK, THE JUGGLING
SEEMS REALLY PATHETIC.
1776
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:37,427
I KNOW IT WAS
A CREATIVE ACTIVITY
1777
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,062
TO PUT ON MY APPLICATION,
1778
01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:43,099
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE TOSSING
FLAMING STICKS IN THE AIR
1779
01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:45,769
IS GONNA QUALIFY ME
AS AN INTERESTING GUY
1780
01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,537
TO HAVE ON CAMPUS.
1781
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:50,507
I FELT I HAD TO DO
SOMETHING UNUSUAL...
1782
01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:52,576
BUT INTRAMURAL
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
1783
01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:55,712
WAS NEVER A WORKABLE IDEA.
1784
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,246
AAH!
1785
01:11:57,381 --> 01:11:58,382
AAH!
1786
01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:00,550
HA HA HA!
HA HA!
1787
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,592
I WAS DESPERATE.
1788
01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:10,594
EVERYWHERE I WENT,
PEOPLE TOLD ME
1789
01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:13,663
HOW COMPETITIVE IT IS
TO GET INTO COLLEGE THESE DAYS.
1790
01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,799
HERE'S SOME ADVICE,
MARLON.
1791
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,802
HOPE FOR A MIRACLE.
1792
01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,269
THAT'LL BE $100.
1793
01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:21,905
I CAME FACE-TO-FACE
WITH THE TRUTH
1794
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,239
AFTER MY BUSINESS FAILED.
1795
01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:27,444
I GOT IT, YOU GUYS.
COME ON. LET'S GO!
1796
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:30,747
GROW UP, MARLON.
1797
01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:35,151
GROW UP--
THAT REALLY GOT TO ME.
1798
01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:36,753
IT'S SOMETHING
PEOPLE TELL ME A LOT.
1799
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,122
AND WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO ANSWER?
1800
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,757
I'M GROWING
AS FAST AS I CAN?
1801
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:44,093
WHICH BRINGS ME
TO THE POINT OF MY STORY--
1802
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,229
TIME TO MATURE
IS WHAT I NEED.
1803
01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:47,230
RIGHT, WILLIE?
1804
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:48,331
RIGHT.
1805
01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:50,600
MARLON'S A GREAT KID,
REALLY.
1806
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,836
HE JUST NEEDS
TIME TO DEVELOP,
1807
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:54,170
LIKE A FINE WINE.
1808
01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:56,105
IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE,
1809
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,608
I'LL BE THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC,
OPEN-MINDED STUDENT
1810
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,444
YOU'VE EVER SEEN AT RAMSEY.
1811
01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:03,447
WE COULD REALLY
USE THE ROOM.
1812
01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:05,348
COME ON,
MARLON.
1813
01:13:05,449 --> 01:13:07,817
TIME FOR YOUR
NEXT LESSON.
1814
01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:09,352
WELL, GOT TO GO.
1815
01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:11,888
PLEASE, CONSIDER ME
FOR RAMSEY.
1816
01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,924
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
1817
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,460
LEO'S A PIG.
1818
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:19,629
LEO IS 6 PIGS.
1819
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:23,533
OH, GOD, I THINK
I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
1820
01:13:26,369 --> 01:13:28,538
[DOG GROWLING]
1821
01:13:40,316 --> 01:13:42,251
YOU--YOU'RE
THE MAILMAN.
1822
01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:43,820
YEAH.
1823
01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:47,557
WHO'S IT FOR?
1824
01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:52,829
ARE YOU MARLON BROWNE?
1825
01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:53,830
YES.
1826
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,064
IT'S FOR YOU.
1827
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:56,533
WHERE'S IT FROM?
1828
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:00,303
PENNSYLVANIA.
1829
01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:02,839
PENNSYLVANIA.
RAMSEY, PENNSYLVANIA.
1830
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,708
WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND OPEN IT?
1831
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:06,776
I CAN'T LOOK.
I'M TOO NERVOUS.
1832
01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,512
I'D LOVE TO.
1833
01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:19,388
MARLON BROWNE?
1834
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,024
YES?
1835
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,125
CONGRATULATIONS.
1836
01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:23,960
I DID IT!
I GOT INTO RAMSEY!
1837
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,028
IT'S FROM RAMSEY?
1838
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,763
NO. IT'S FROM ED McMAHON.
1839
01:14:26,863 --> 01:14:31,134
YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
WON $10 MILLION.
1840
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:36,239
SEE, I GET THE FEELING
1841
01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:37,707
WE COULD DOUBLE
OUR ENDOWMENT
1842
01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,175
IF WE COULD JUST GET
A STRONGER STUDENT BODY--
1843
01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:43,079
LEO, I BELIEVE THIS FOLDER
ESCAPED YOUR ATTENTION.
1844
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:44,648
THANK YOU, SALLY.
1845
01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:49,986
WELL, LOOK WHO
JUST WALKED IN--
1846
01:14:50,086 --> 01:14:52,622
MR. GRUMPY DECIDE
TO FINISH HIS TENURE?
1847
01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:53,990
GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK, KID.
1848
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,324
LAST CHANCE TO ADMIT
1849
01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:56,760
THE REJECT DU JOUR, KIP.
1850
01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,995
NO, NO, THAT'S
YOUR DEPARTMENT, LEO.
1851
01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:01,297
AU CONTRAIRE, KIPSTER.
1852
01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:03,567
IT'S THE LIKES
OF LEONARD EDWARD FUNT
1853
01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:05,101
THAT CATCH MY EYE.
1854
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:06,435
LISTEN TO THESE NUMBERS--
1855
01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:08,437
800 VERBAL, 760 MATH.
1856
01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,406
4.0 GPA.
1857
01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:12,609
SECOND-RANKED
IN HIS CLASS.
1858
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:15,478
I WONDER WHICH SOPHOMORIC
ADMISSIONS OFFICER
1859
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:17,446
KEPT THIS KID
A SECRET...KIP.
1860
01:15:17,581 --> 01:15:19,448
LEO, LET ME SEE THAT.
1861
01:15:19,583 --> 01:15:21,384
I DON'T REMEMBER
HEARING ABOUT THIS FOLDER.
1862
01:15:21,484 --> 01:15:23,186
WHO WERE THE READERS?
I WAS.
1863
01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,588
THAT FIGURES.
1864
01:15:24,688 --> 01:15:26,322
OH, AND YOU, TOO, LEO.
1865
01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:27,490
ME AND FLUTTER?
1866
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:28,491
MM-HMM.
1867
01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:29,826
LET ME SEE
THAT FOLDER.
1868
01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:33,496
EXCUSE ME, LEO.
GOOD LORD, LEO.
1869
01:15:33,597 --> 01:15:34,998
YOUR COMMENTS
ARE RIGHT HERE.
1870
01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:37,801
"LEONARD EDWARD FUNT
IS A FIRST-RATE SPECIMEN.
1871
01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,603
DON'T LET HIM SLIP AWAY."
1872
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:40,937
AND I MEANT IT.
I MEAN, JUST LOOKING
1873
01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,406
AT THOSE NUMBERS
MAKE MY MOUTH WATER.
1874
01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:45,474
I SAY WE SEND A LIMO
1875
01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:46,976
UNLESS KIP HAS
AN ARGUMENT.
1876
01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:48,311
WHAT THE HELL.
1877
01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:49,746
THANK YOU, KIP.
1878
01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:03,927
NOW,
AS THE NEW DEAN,
1879
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,029
I'M GONNA BE MAKING
A FEW CHANGES--
1880
01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:09,866
FIRST, A PAINT JOB
FOR THE OLD BEEMER.
1881
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,868
SO I'LL NEED
TWO PARKING SPACES.
1882
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:12,969
I MIGHT HAVE
TO BUMP YOU DOWN
1883
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:14,237
TO THE CUSTODIAL
PARKING LOT. MIND?
1884
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:16,840
OK, LEO,
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
1885
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:18,374
I'M BEGINNING TO
LIKE YOU, FLUTTER.
1886
01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:20,043
MAYBE I WON'T MOVE
YOUR OFFICE DOWN
1887
01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:21,477
TO THE BASEMENT.
1888
01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:24,881
LEO, MR. FUNT
HAS ARRIVED,
1889
01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:28,451
AND KIP THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY HELLO.
1890
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:31,420
LEONARD EDWARD FUNT,
THE NEW PRIDE OF RAMSEY?
1891
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,423
NOW WE'RE GONNA SEE
THE KIND OF STUDENT
1892
01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:36,292
WE SHOULD BE ADMITTING
TO RAMSEY.
1893
01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:40,563
NOW, DEAN, I'M SURE
YOU'LL ENJOY MEETING
1894
01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:42,165
THE KIND OF STUDENTS
WE SHOULD BE ADMITTING
1895
01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,432
HERE AT RAMSEY,
1896
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,869
STUDENTS WHICH I,
AS YOUR SUCCESSOR,
1897
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:49,038
WOULD BE VERY PROUD TO PROVIDE
FOR THESE HALLOWED HALLS.
1898
01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:49,906
NOW, LEONARD E. FUNT
1899
01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:51,174
IS ONE OF
MY PERSONAL PRIDES.
1900
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,275
LEONARD.
1901
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:54,778
WHAT IS THIS THING?
1902
01:16:54,878 --> 01:16:57,313
IT'S NOT A THING, LEO,
IT'S A PACHYDERM--
1903
01:16:57,413 --> 01:17:00,549
L.E. FUNT, THE NEW
PRIDE OF RAMSEY.
1904
01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:04,053
LEONARD EDWARD...
L.E. FUNT.
1905
01:17:04,153 --> 01:17:06,923
BOB, PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO
AGREE WITH ME
1906
01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:10,694
THAT THIS PRANK WON'T
LOOK GOOD ON HAMMETT'S RECORD.
1907
01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,862
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I QUIT, REMEMBER,
1908
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:14,397
AFTER FIGHTING
A LOSING BATTLE
1909
01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:16,199
TO ADMIT A FEW
GOOD HUMAN BEINGS.
1910
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,601
WHAT'S THIS?
1911
01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:21,504
THIS IS A FILTHY BEAST
AND A STUPID PRANK
1912
01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:23,139
COMPLIMENTS
OF KIP HAMMETT.
1913
01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:25,141
OH, AND ME.
1914
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,176
DON'T TELL ME THIS IS
LEONARD EDWARD FUNT.
1915
01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:29,178
YES, IT IS,
CHANCELLOR.
1916
01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,279
JOANNA.
1917
01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:32,548
HE'S GOT
THE PERFECT NUMBERS.
1918
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,984
IF THESE STANDARDS HAD
BEEN USED WHEN I APPLIED,
1919
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:36,619
YOU NEVER WOULD
HAVE ADMITTED ME.
1920
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,622
I THINK RAMSEY AND I
WERE A PERFECT MATCH.
1921
01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:40,890
SO DO I.
1922
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,492
THAT'S ALL
WE WANTED TO SAY,
1923
01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:45,161
SO GOOD LUCK.
1924
01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:46,595
SEE YOU LATER.
1925
01:17:46,730 --> 01:17:47,864
WAIT.
1926
01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:49,632
WE'VE GONE OVERBOARD,
LEO.
1927
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:52,101
YES. I THINK
THEY'RE RIGHT.
1928
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:54,570
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST
WE DO ABOUT THIS, KIP?
1929
01:17:54,738 --> 01:17:58,942
WELL, UH, WE DO HAVE
A COUPLE OF SUGGESTIONS.
1930
01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:02,979
WHAT ABOUT LEONARD?
IS HE GOING TO RAMSEY?
1931
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:05,148
FLUTTER,
WITH LEONARD'S NUMBERS,
1932
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,250
HE'S GOT HIS HEART
SET ON HARVARD.
1933
01:18:16,092 --> 01:18:20,129
HERE, LEO.
HAVE A HAPPY FUTURE.
1934
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:23,833
[SQUEAK]
1935
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:27,904
SO, LEONARD...
1936
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,840
HARVARD, HUH?
1937
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,678
* DA DA DA DA DA DA
1938
01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:39,615
* DA DA DA DA DA DA DA...
1939
01:18:39,783 --> 01:18:41,417
THANK YOU. HAVE
A NICE DAY. COME AGAIN.
1940
01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:46,422
IT'S FROM RAMSEY.
1941
01:18:48,024 --> 01:18:50,026
I'M TOO SCARED, MA.
YOU OPEN IT.
1942
01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:54,363
* DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA *
1943
01:18:54,463 --> 01:19:02,105
* I WAS ONLY 17 WHEN SHE
LOOKED AT ME THAT WAY... *
1944
01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:04,073
YOU DID IT, BABY.
1945
01:19:07,811 --> 01:19:09,645
I DID IT.
1946
01:19:09,813 --> 01:19:11,614
I GOT IN.
1947
01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:14,150
I GOT INTO COLLEGE!
1948
01:19:17,987 --> 01:19:22,625
* I FELT
THE STRANGEST FEELING... *
1949
01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:24,093
IT'S FROM RAMSEY.
1950
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,336
I GOT ACCEPTED.
1951
01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:35,338
I GOT REJECTED.
1952
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,639
BUMMER.
1953
01:19:36,739 --> 01:19:38,641
WHAT'S YOURS SAY?
1954
01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:40,609
IT SAYS, "DEAR LORI,
1955
01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:42,645
"CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR ACCEPTANCE
1956
01:19:42,745 --> 01:19:44,613
"AT RAMSEY COLLEGE,
1957
01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:47,750
AND WE LOOK FORWARD
TO YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING."
1958
01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:51,254
YOU PLAY THE OBOE.
I PLAY THE VIOLIN.
1959
01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:52,521
SHIT.
SHIT.
1960
01:19:57,861 --> 01:20:00,997
LOOK, HON...
IT'S FROM RAMSEY.
1961
01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:04,934
ANOTHER WAIT LIST.
1962
01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:09,205
SHALL WE FILE IT
WITH THE REST?
1963
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:12,408
YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE MAKING A FIRE.
1964
01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:15,644
* THEN THE YEARS
WENT ROLLING BY *
1965
01:20:15,744 --> 01:20:18,948
* I GREW UP
AND MOVED AWAY *
1966
01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:22,852
* HAD TO EARN MY PAY
1967
01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:25,955
* FOUND ANOTHER LOVER THEN
1968
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:30,894
* BUT MY HEART
IS SAD TO SAY... *
1969
01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:32,428
WHAT HAPPENED?
1970
01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:37,200
I GOT INTO RAMSEY.
1971
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,634
CONGRATULATIONS.
1972
01:20:38,734 --> 01:20:41,938
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
WITH IT, HUH?
1973
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,239
YOU'RE LEAVING?
1974
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,541
I'LL SEND YOU
POST CARDS, BROWNE.
1975
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,176
HEY, I GOT A LOT
OF MILES TO COVER,
1976
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,945
AND IT ALL STARTS
WITH THE FIRST STEP.
1977
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:49,979
DON'T FORGET ME.
1978
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,580
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
1979
01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:58,054
* LOVE CHANGES,
CHANGES EVERYTHING *
1980
01:20:58,154 --> 01:21:03,026
* LOVE MAKES YOU FLY,
IT CAN BREAK YOUR WINGS... *
1981
01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:07,396
SO...WHICH DIRECTION
ARE YOU HEADED?
1982
01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:08,731
WE'RE TRAVELING
THE WORLD
1983
01:21:08,831 --> 01:21:10,533
WITH UNCLAIMED
GAME SHOW PRIZES.
1984
01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:12,635
OH, BOB, CAN WE
TAKE HIM WITH US?
1985
01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:13,802
PLEASE, BOB?
PLEASE?
1986
01:21:13,937 --> 01:21:15,571
PLEASE, BOB.
TAKE ME WITH YOU.
1987
01:21:15,671 --> 01:21:18,975
OH, WHAT THE HECK.
HOP IN, KID.
1988
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,647
* LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING
1989
01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:29,752
* DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA... *
1990
01:21:29,852 --> 01:21:31,687
HERE HE COMES NOW.
RONNY, RONNY!
1991
01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:33,756
I'D LIKE TO SAY
WE ARE SO PROUD
1992
01:21:33,856 --> 01:21:35,959
TO BE SIGNING HERE
AT RAMSEY COLLEGE.
1993
01:21:36,059 --> 01:21:36,993
I MEAN, WE'RE
JUST THRILLED--
1994
01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:39,095
YO, CHILL, BABY.
1995
01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:44,033
FOOTBALL IS A GREAT GAME,
1996
01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:46,202
BUT IT'S ONLY A GAME.
1997
01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:48,972
I THINK PLATO SAID IT
BEST WHEN HE SAID,
1998
01:21:49,005 --> 01:21:51,774
"THE UNEXAMINED LIFE
IS NOT WORTH LIVING."
1999
01:21:51,874 --> 01:21:53,776
I'M GRATEFUL TO
THE RAMSEY FOOTBALL STAFF
2000
01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,078
FOR ITS SUPPORT,
2001
01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:58,281
BUT I'VE DECIDED
TO DEDICATE MY TIME HERE
2002
01:21:58,381 --> 01:22:02,285
TO MORE INTELLECTUAL
PURSUITS.
2003
01:22:02,385 --> 01:22:03,686
THANK YOU.
2004
01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:13,129
NICE OFFICE.
2005
01:22:13,229 --> 01:22:15,798
WAS IT ALWAYS THIS BIG?
2006
01:22:15,898 --> 01:22:18,834
DID IT ALWAYS HAVE
THIS MANY WINDOWS?
2007
01:22:19,002 --> 01:22:20,803
YOU'RE SO IMPRESSED
2008
01:22:20,903 --> 01:22:22,805
WITH THE TRAPPINGS
OF POWER.
2009
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:25,574
I'M SO IMPRESSED
WITH POWERFUL MEN.
2010
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,343
YEAH.
2011
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:31,447
DID IT ALWAYS HAVE
THE LEATHER COUCH?
2012
01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:34,383
HMM.
2013
01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:36,852
* LOVE CHANGES
2014
01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:38,787
* DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2015
01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:42,291
* LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING
2016
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,769
TWO MEN, A AND B,
2017
01:22:53,869 --> 01:22:55,304
ARE TRAPPED
INSIDE MY MAILBOX,
2018
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:58,041
CHAINED TO 200,000 POUNDS
OF EXPLOSIVES.
2019
01:22:58,107 --> 01:22:59,375
THIS ISN'T FUNNY,
MARLON!
2020
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,877
COME ON, MAN,
WHAT TEST IS THIS?
2021
01:23:02,045 --> 01:23:03,212
CUT IT OUT,
MARLON!
2022
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,948
WITH 30 SECONDS TO ESCAPE
3-INCH CHAINS,
2023
01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:08,251
SAWING AT ONE INCH
PER SECOND,
2024
01:23:08,351 --> 01:23:09,952
WHAT ARE THEIR CHANCES
OF SURVIVAL?
2025
01:23:10,053 --> 01:23:13,056
GO ON TO THE NEXT
QUESTION! SKIP IT!
2026
01:23:13,156 --> 01:23:15,824
COME ON, MAN!
GET US OUT OF HERE!
2027
01:23:15,924 --> 01:23:17,226
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
2028
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:21,297
WHO CARES? I ALREADY
GOT INTO COLLEGE.
2029
01:23:21,397 --> 01:23:26,735
HEY, WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE KIDDING--AAH!
2030
01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:27,736
WE'RE NOT
GOING TO DIE.
2031
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:28,971
MARLON WOULDN'T
KILL US.
2032
01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:30,939
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE'RE IN A MAILBOX!
2033
01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:31,940
COME ON, MARLON,
LET US OUT!
2034
01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:33,376
COME ON, MARLON.
2035
01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:36,945
YOU MADE IT.
2036
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:40,516
GREAT. YOU MADE IT.
2037
01:23:43,086 --> 01:23:46,455
A: THERE'S ALWAYS
GRADUATE SCHOOL!
2038
01:23:56,232 --> 01:23:58,167
* ALL OF THE TIME
2039
01:23:58,267 --> 01:24:02,205
* WE'RE SEARCHING FOR
SOMETHING TO BE *
2040
01:24:02,305 --> 01:24:04,540
* THAT'S SO MUCH MORE
2041
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:09,178
* THAN WHAT THEY TELL US
WE CAN BE *
2042
01:24:09,278 --> 01:24:12,115
* WE ALL KNOW MUCH BETTER
2043
01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:16,919
* THAT THERE'S TIME ENOUGH
FOR DREAMING *
2044
01:24:17,019 --> 01:24:21,124
* IF WE ALL GO ON BELIEVING
2045
01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:24,327
* WE COULD TRY JUST A LITTLE
2046
01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:26,495
* LOVE JUST A LITTLE
2047
01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:31,400
* OPEN OUR HEARTS,
OPEN OUR MINDS *
2048
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:37,140
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
2049
01:24:37,206 --> 01:24:41,444
* AND ALL THE THINGS
WE CAN BECOME *
2050
01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:47,650
* WE CAN SHARE THIS MOMENT
ALL OUR LIVES *
2051
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,253
* OVER AND OVER AGAIN
2052
01:24:50,353 --> 01:24:55,158
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
2053
01:24:55,224 --> 01:24:59,995
* AND THAT OUR LIVES
HAVE JUST BEGUN *
2054
01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:08,937
* THEN WE CAN STAY
FOREVER YOUNG *
2055
01:25:09,037 --> 01:25:13,442
* GOT TO BELIEVE IN
WHAT WE KNOW *
2056
01:25:13,542 --> 01:25:18,046
* FOLLOW OUR HEARTS
AND TRUST THE SOUL *
2057
01:25:18,181 --> 01:25:22,918
* FIGHTING FOR SOMETHING
THAT YOU FEEL *
2058
01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:25,421
* YOU'VE GOT TO STAY WITH IT
2059
01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:30,193
* 'CAUSE THERE'S TIME ENOUGH
FOR DREAMING *
2060
01:25:30,259 --> 01:25:34,263
* IF WE ALL GO ON BELIEVING
2061
01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:37,700
* WE COULD TRY JUST A LITTLE
2062
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,935
* LOVE JUST A LITTLE
2063
01:25:40,035 --> 01:25:45,474
* OPEN OUR HEARTS,
OPEN OUR MINDS *
2064
01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:50,213
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
2065
01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:54,783
* AND ALL THE THINGS
WE CAN BECOME *
2066
01:25:54,883 --> 01:26:00,989
* WE CAN SHARE THIS MOMENT
ALL OUR LIVES *
2067
01:26:01,089 --> 01:26:03,359
* OVER AND OVER AGAIN
2068
01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:08,231
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
2069
01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:12,968
* AND THAT OUR LIVES
HAVE JUST BEGUN *
2070
01:26:13,068 --> 01:26:22,144
* THEN WE CAN STAY
FOREVER YOUNG *
2071
01:26:22,245 --> 01:26:25,548
* REACHING FOR SOMETHING
2072
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:30,253
* HIGHER AND HIGHER
2073
01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,523
* FINDIN' AND LOVIN'
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01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:37,125
* SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
2075
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:43,266
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
2076
01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:48,937
* IF WE CAN REMEMBER
WE ARE YOUNG *
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