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Living a life of crime is like a sandcastle,
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you can build it as high you want,
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but the tide could take it away at
any point.
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You never knew when,
living in constant fear.
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Not knowing if the people around you
were pals or new enemies.
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Who's working for who?
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Who is lying to who?
Who's a friend? Who's a foe?
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And who's the sleeping enemy
you didn't even know about?
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Vamos.
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OK. Lovely palm trees.
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Yeah, have you got, like, a
sprinkling system or...
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Looks like it's just rainfall, mate.
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Do you get much rain here?
In England, lots of rain-o.
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Um, I'm going to have
to ask them if,
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if, if I can call Tash,
just because
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I always let her know when
I arrive safe and sound,
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she'd think something's up if
I didn't call.
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You're going to ask Pablo Escobar if
you can call your missus?
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That's fucking muggy, mate.
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What do you think he'll say if I ask
for a bit of food, maybe? Some snacks?
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How can you be hungry now?
Yeah, stop talking about food.
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We're about to do the biggest deal
of our life.
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I'm starving. I mean,
we've had a 22 hour flight.
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We've had a three hour drive here.
I've not had a morsel, mate.
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I'm, I'm... I feel lightheaded.
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Caballeros.
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Les present Pablo Escobar.
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Ola. Hi. Er, Phil Pocket, El Capitan.
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Hello, Pablo. El Micko.
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I, King Plumstead.
You, King Columbia.
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But, I'm still the leader.
He is leader.
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Stop, stop. Um, hello.
Sorry, Mr Pablo, sir.
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Um, I am Albert Fantoni.
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Um, nice to meet you and
a very well tended to garden.
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Um, really impressed with that.
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Um, any chance I could use your
phone, telephone, by any chance?
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I...I need to, talk to my associates.
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Vamos. Yeah? OK, thank you.
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Albert, see if you can find any
snacks. Some toast or something.
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Sit down. I just wanted to say
I like the Uzis and
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pagers that all of your men have.
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Did you buy from Rumbelows
or maybe an independent retailer?
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Pablo, I get picture? Me and you?
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I need photos of the
people/characters I meet.
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So, I'll stand with you,
get a picture.
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Sit down. That's the whole reel.
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The whole reel. All of my photos,
all of my good work.
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I don't... I don't think he speaks English.
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Where is the gold? Oh, he does speak English.
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Get the gold. I'm getting it.
He's got the gold.
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You want, like, gold?
How's that for gold, mate?
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OK, this is the... The gold.
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Queen's finest gold. We have lots.
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This high, as tall as Mick... Mick,
stand up.
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Yeah. This high. High as me, of gold.
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Shiny gold for Pablo.
Good gold? You like gold?
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Do you want us to come with gold?
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He's like a little magpie,
the way he's taken it.
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I can't believe that vicious little
bitch broke my camera.
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Are you going to stay there?
Yeah, OK.
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It's... Ah, OK. Um...
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So, eight slides in total?
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Well, seven, plus the corkscrew
and the lazy river.
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Do you swim? Have you got trunks?
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Sorry, I'm imagining,
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I'm imagining the trunks that
I'd probably wear.
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Speedos. Because European men,
they often wear a Speedo.
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PHONE RINGS
You know, the little, small ones. Do you have those?
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Please pick up the phone.
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It'll just be Albert.
I'll be a minute.
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Natasha Fantoni.
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Hi, Tash. Er, it's just Albert here.
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That's just the golf Jeeps
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you might hear them in
the background, the golf buggies.
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Um, and I'm just checking in,
like I always do.
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Just... just letting you know that
the golf's going well,
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because, you know,
I'm really, really enjoying it.
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And... And the grass, I've got to
tell you, it's really, really...
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Do you need me for something or are
you just... Oh, no. No, no.
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Just... just letting you know that
I've checked in.
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Er, go have fun with your mates.
Just get a hole-in-one or something.
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Er, I love you. Yeah, bye.
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Buenas tardes. What are you doing
here? This is... it's fully legit.
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You can't get me for anything out here.
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My name's Andrew now.
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Well, I'll have a nice whisky,
on the house, of course, Andrew.
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Tash says you haven't got any
authority out here.
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So, I don't have
to do anything you say.
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Oh, but you will. You see,
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I know the fella that you're in
part-ownership with in this bar.
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Goes by the name of Ronnie Gatlin.
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Whisky, yeah? Thank you, Andrew.
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Yeah, it would be shame, wouldn't it,
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if Ronnie was to find out that you
was a cat's arse now,
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wouldn't it, Sidney?
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He would kill me, you know that.
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The last fella that Ronnie got wind
of went by
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the name of Frankie Cobbs.
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Ronnie breaks into his flat
one night,
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sits down and waits for him.
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Frankie comes home
and Ronnie puts a gun to his head,
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tells him to take down his strides.
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Then he pulls out a Karambit knife.
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You ever seen one of them
before, Sidney?
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Yes.
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Yeah, it's got a claw on it, like
a... like a tiger.
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And he asked Frankie to stand up,
bend over. Oh, fuck.
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Then he proceeds to cut all
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the tendons on the back of his knee.
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Oh, to be fair that's...
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Not as bad as what I was imagining,
because I was...
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Poor sod, couldn't stand up straight.
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Had to spend the rest
of his life sat down.
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Yeah, that is a pain.
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Hm? Look, what do you want?
What... what is all this?
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Let's stop all the dancing around
and the long-winded stories.
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I want you to wear a wire, Sidney.
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A wire?
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Well, is there another option?
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You're all out of options.
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You work for me now,
do you understand? Heh.
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Evening. All right? All right.
All right, mate?
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That's... Oh, hello.
All right, girls?
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All right. Hello, all right?
All right? All right, mate?
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There's quite a lot of people. Heh.
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Get a little drink or something.
Anything, I wouldn't mind.
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All right, lads? Ah, hello.
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Pablo would like to see you.
Oh, perfect, we're ready.
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Solo. Ah, no. Um, we always, go together.
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Just you. Er... Did he say just
you?
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Yeah, no, because I... You two, go
with him.
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OK. Vamos, vamos. All right, all
right. Vamos. All right.
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HE MUTTERS UNDER BREATH
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Oh, my fucking world.
You're kidding me?
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Oh, mate. A fucking boof room, mate.
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This is a. Well, call it yayo.
Don't be disrespectful.
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We love this, mate. We love yayo.
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Look at this, all this boof. I
suppose it's like raining profit.
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Look at that, a boof tractor. Wow.
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Is that a boof tractor?
You all right, lads?
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Yes. This is it, mate.
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Oh. OK, boys?
Nice, yeah. Love this.
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May I have a pinkie dip?
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Little pinkie dip for Mick.
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Good, yeah? Oh, straight away,
I feel that in my left eye.
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I'm going to get proper involved,
yeah? Better than the pub grub.
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Pub grub? We call shit boff pub
grub, shit boff. That's good boff.
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Woah, woah, woah.
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You all right, you all right? You all
right?
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Yeah, I'm all right. Are you?
Yeah, I'm all right. You OK?
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Yeah. Yeah. Here, he likes that, mate.
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Good? Good boff.
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It's very strong. You all
right, yeah?
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Fucking hell, no, mate. No, no, no,
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that's gone straight through
me, mate.
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You need a shit? My arsehole's going
for a walk.
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Um, Gustav.
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Er, how do I say? Er, my arsehole,
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gone for a walk. I need poo-poo.
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Poo-poo? Cocaine in nose, through,
boom. You have toilet?
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Toilet? I need toilet.
Toilet, toilet. Vamos.
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Oh, fucking thank Christ.
It's hard out here, mate.
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Mate, I'm fucking in bits here, mate.
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I can use a bush, mate, if I have
to. Just...
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I like you. Oh, I like you too.
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Oh, OK. Yeah.
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You look like me.
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Oh, thank you very much.
That's... it's a compliment.
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You're a... you're a very handsome
man. So, I should be so lucky.
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How many doubles? Doubles?
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When I know there will be
an attempt on my life,
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I send them to die for me.
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Oh... right.
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How much gold bullion do you have?
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Ooft. Loads, if I'm honest.
Just lots of bars.
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Er, hard to weigh them. Er, what's,
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is it the metric system you use out
here, or...
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A kilo of product for us is 5,000. Right.
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We are moving in fifties at 225.
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We can move to 100,
at 45, minus transportation costs.
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Ah, yeah, that's a lot of,
a lot of numbers.
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I'd have to get that verified.
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Why should I trust you?
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Um, why should, um,
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oh, I haven't really thought
of that.
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Um, no reason to. No,
no, reason not to, I mean.
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Hm.
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Salud.
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Salud. Salud.
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There you go, babe.
This is nice, innit?
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Best restaurant in Spain,
lovely ambience.
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Well, it's better than
the two Puddings in Stratford on
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a Saturday night.
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I used to love the Two Puddings.
Full of wrong 'uns, though.
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Sounds about right,
that's where I met my husband.
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Hang on, who's your husband?
I probably know him.
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Billy. Billy who?
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Grapes.
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Billy Grapes? I bet I'd know him,
if I saw him.
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No, you wouldn't. No, you'd... you
definitely wouldn't,
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because he just... he looks so
different now.
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Really? Yeah. Because he's had his
whole face sort of,
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reconstructed in America.
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Because of his line of work. What's
his line of work?
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Well, I don't want you thinking any
less of me, of us, you know?
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Oh, there's no saints out here.
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How else would shit-kickers like us
be living this life?
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Do you miss it, home?
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I miss my old man.
We were really close.
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Oh, you're lucky. Mine's a prick,
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treated parenting like a hobby,
and my mum weren't much better.
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Well, I guess you've got your
brother, though.
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I haven't got a brother.
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I...I thought you said you did. Nah.
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I did have a brother,
but he's dead now.
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Fuck, I'm... well... I'm sorry about that.
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I need a piss. Yeah, all right.
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Fuck.
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We're underwater
for about five minutes in
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the Pacific Ocean,
holding my breath the whole time.
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I'm just having a little,
gentle bob about,
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quite enjoying myself, letting the
salt soak into my skin.
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And then I see it, a big cunt of
a shark coming towards me,
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eyes black with death.
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Can I sit there?
I can't really hear Pablo.
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Pablo ain't saying nothing,
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he's just listening to
the story about the shark.
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Just chill out, mate.
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You look like you're eating
an invisible sandwich.
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Just hold it, hold it down.
Just, just relax, while the...
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Another drink? Oh, yes, please. Mm,
thank you.
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You want to go with her?
Me? Oh, no.
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No, you should go with her,
have some fun,
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and then me and Pablo can have fun.
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I'm... I'm not going to go with her.
236
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,520
I mean, not that I wouldn't like to,
of course, you've...
237
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,480
Beautiful dress and very sexy.
238
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:41,200
What's the problem? Oh, no, there's
no problem.
239
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,320
I'm married, you see?
That's right, yeah.
240
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,240
You don't like my gift?
241
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,600
Gift? What game are you playing?
242
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,360
Um, I'm... I'm not playing a game.
243
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,320
Good.
LAUGHTER
244
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,680
That was good.
245
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,000
HE SPEAKS SPANISH
246
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,760
Er, what? Oh, you want me to go with
you now?
247
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,040
Go. Are you sure don't
want to maybe finish your shift
248
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,960
and see how you feel? Go.
OK. Right, OK, then.
249
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,320
Enjoy it, Albert, mate.
Enjoy the show.
250
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,160
So funny, so funny he said that.
251
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,560
Oh, are you having a good night,
Pabs? Pablo, sorry.
252
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,040
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
253
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:37,280
Pablo would love to watch you get
punched in the stomach.
254
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,040
What's he saying? Was it watch you
get punched?
255
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,240
Er, yeah, Pablo would like
256
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,400
to see me get punched in
the stomach. Oh, yes? OK.
257
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,960
Vamos. Yeah.
258
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,000
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
259
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,920
Do you want me? Does anyone want me
to do anything?
260
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,880
Is there any rules to the punching in
261
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,600
the stomach game that
I should know about, or is that?
262
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,080
Muy bien, muy bien. Do you want to
punch me?
263
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,280
That's a nice punch.
264
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,480
So, right.
265
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,760
You can punch me in the face
if you want?
266
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,760
What's the fucking point?
267
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,680
Thank you. Gracia.
268
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,080
Phil?
269
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,640
This is the men's.
Why are you following me?
270
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,200
You're following me.
Who are you? Are you Old Bill?
271
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,360
No, no, I'm nobody.
272
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you
want, nobody?
273
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,680
That's illegal.
274
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:55,040
Why have you been taking pictures
of me? "David Nelson, reporter."
275
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,080
OK, I'm covering a story.
276
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,560
A story? What story?
277
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,640
Everyone's
going to know what you did.
278
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,200
It's very calm out there tonight, eh?
279
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,400
Oh, yeah, she's calm.
Lovely, moon tonight.
280
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,960
I wonder if any bodies are buried
out there?
281
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,600
Probably loads. I mean, you've
got...
282
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,400
scuba divers whose air's run out...
283
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,280
...swimmers caught in the riptide...
284
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,080
...submarine captains.
285
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:57,560
Skinny-dippers, you get them round
here sometimes, not tonight, sadly.
286
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,560
There was a bloke looking for you the
other day. I don't know anyone.
287
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:14,160
Specs, curly hair, ginger.
288
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,600
Scruffy.
289
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,200
It's not ringing any bells.
290
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,720
OK.
291
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800
Oh, my god.
292
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:42,840
Mm-mm. No, you can't do that.
I cannot do this.
293
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,680
I'm married, I'm married.
I have a wife.
294
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,240
Everyone I fuck has a wife.
295
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,920
OK, well, this is not morally right,
is it?
296
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,800
Well, that just seems morally wrong.
297
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,080
I need to do my job.
298
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,200
Wait, what? You're a prostitute?
299
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,720
You thought that I like you?
300
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,960
Yeah, I thought. Because of what you
said before.
301
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,440
I am the bait, like everyone is
dancing to Pablo's tune.
302
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,600
I'm going to fuck you now.
303
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,600
Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no, no.
304
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,720
I really respect what you do,
305
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,920
and your craft and your trade,
306
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,440
and it's up to you what you do
to everybody, but I...
307
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,400
Maybe we can just pretend.
308
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,240
And we have no sex?
Ah, si, si. Er, we pretend.
309
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,840
I pay you, and we say we had sex,
but you don't have sex.
310
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,440
This is easier for me.
Perfect. OK, then.
311
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,640
Oh, fucking hell. Not that I
wouldn't want to.
312
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,440
What's the damage,
anyway? I've never really,
313
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,200
it's hard to put a price on such a...
314
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,400
But also, it's more of an acting
job, isn't it?
315
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,120
Oh. Heh, there you go,
I had the exact amount.
316
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,840
It was meant to be. Shake on it?
Lovely.
317
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,720
Phil... Phil, mate. Phil, wait up.
What are you doing?
318
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,720
Going home. You can't go home, mate.
319
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,280
Neither of us can drive
a blooming plane, can we?
320
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,520
Phil, stop. Stop, mate.
321
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,360
What's going on, mate?
What's happening there?
322
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,040
Does anyone respect me, Mick?
323
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,760
This is the boof talking, mate.
324
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,680
You've taken too much boof,
325
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,880
and now you're acting like
a silly billy.
326
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,640
Yeah, but when I was fake
dead, like...
327
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,600
...everyone just went back
to normal, like...
328
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,320
...like I didn't exist.
329
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,800
I missed you every day,
every day you weren't here.
330
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,440
But it's not you. It's,
like, Tash and Albert...
331
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:28,000
...Clive, the police,
Ronnie, and now Pablo.
332
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,560
It's like I'm invisible. This isn't
the way to deal with it, is it?
333
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,160
You've got to go back in there
334
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,400
and make a fair account
of yourself, son. Yeah.
335
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,160
You've got to go back in there
and say.
336
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,800
"I'm here to do a deal, mate."
You've got make a noise.
337
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,880
You've got to let them know
you're there,
338
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,760
even if it means he shoots you in
the face, mate. Yeah.
339
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,480
Wait, do you think he'll shoot me in
the face?
340
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,720
I would sooner take
341
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,360
the chances of both
of us being shot in the face,
342
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:01,760
than being eaten alive by elephants
out here in this banana forest.
343
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,800
Do you know,
I'm the fucking Captain?
344
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,000
I'm sorry, who are you?
345
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,560
El Capitan. I love you, Phil, mate.
Love you too, mate.
346
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,400
Let's go fucking do a drug deal.
Let's go fuck Pablo Escobar.
347
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,520
I'm the fucking Captain,
that's what I am.
348
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,680
You are the Captain, mate. Captain it
up. Fucking El Capitan.
349
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,840
I'm scared here of the dark,
Phil, Phil, wait, mate. That's what I am. Sorry, mate.
350
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,840
Oh, OK definitely.
See you in a bit.
351
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,920
Oh, God. Oh, wow.
352
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,200
Absolutely Grade A
top shelf sex stuff right there.
353
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:37,120
Anyone got a cigarette?
No problem. Mm.
354
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,080
Oh, all the buttons are undone,
because of the sex we just had.
355
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,640
So, you enjoy yourself? Oh, God,
yeah. Are you not married?
356
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,400
Yeah, but you said that
didn't matter.
357
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,000
So, you're not a loyal man?
358
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,480
No, no, I'm loyal. But you just
fuck another woman.
359
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,800
Yeah, because. I'm so
confused. You...
360
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,160
OK, look.
I'll tell you the truth, OK?
361
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,880
Er, we went in there, and then I
came up with a plan and said,
362
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,560
"Let's not. Er, I'll pay you to say
we had sex,"
363
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,960
but we actually didn't have sex.
You didn't have sex? No.
364
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,840
So, you are a fucking liar.
365
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,560
Oh, my god. You forced me into lying.
366
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,240
I don't know what you want me
to say. What's the right answer?
367
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,560
I test your loyalty. You fail.
368
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,720
OK, I'm really sorry.
Pablo Escobar.
369
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,320
Sorry, that was quite loud.
370
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,040
You all right, Albert,
mate? Everything OK?
371
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,600
Well, not really. They're having a
go at me, now he hates me.
372
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,720
You have all wasted my time.
373
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,360
I'm so sorry. I'm fucking sorry,
I didn't mean to.
374
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,000
We came here to do a deal.
375
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,040
We have 3,000 bars of gold,
376
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,360
each bar is worth ¤5,000.
377
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,800
Now, to my estimation,
378
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,240
a kilo of cocaine is also worth
¤5,000.
379
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,640
So, we do a straight swap, coke
for gold.
380
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,720
That's a ¤15,000,000
business conversation.
381
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,240
Are you in, or are you out?
382
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,960
Amigo. Oh, you had me.
Phil Pocket, mate.
383
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,720
Phil Pocket, El Capitan.
Sit down, sit down. Yes.
384
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,680
Oh, my God. I'm... I'm so sorry.
Fuck off.
385
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,840
Great time, mate.
386
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,120
It's strange, when I think back.
387
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,720
I never remember, at that time,
being worried.
388
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,320
I think I was happy,
389
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,080
happier than I'd been for
a long time.
390
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,440
Great to see you. You all right?
391
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,160
But things were unravelling.
392
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,120
Like our bad luck, the curse,
had been unleashed again somehow.
393
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,240
Like an evil genie coming from a bottle.
394
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,320
But instead of three wishes,
he'd bring pain,
395
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,080
suffering, destruction.
396
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,800
His tentacles slowly pulling down
our dream.
397
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,720
When will it be published? Monday.
398
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,680
Good, good, good.
399
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
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