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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ She was unemployed, unhappy
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♪ She had no cash
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪
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♪ The tragic but true fact is
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♪ A bitter aging actress's agent
just recently dropped her ♪
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♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪
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♪ Until she took a bogus
glass while at home online ♪
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♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪
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♪ Now the calls
herself a doctor ♪
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♪ Who woulda guessed that
this phony would treat ♪
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♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪
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♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ Is your slutty
blonde assistant ♪
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♪ That dumb whore, Sherry
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♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪
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♪ It's Doctor Jackie
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♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪
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[door slams]
[soft jazzy music plays]
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[singing] Don't worry,
life will get better.
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Right now, you
work for a monster,
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but just remember you're
skinny and pretty.
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Skinny and pretty.
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Did I mention young?
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Good afternoon.
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- It's morning.
- Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I'm so sorry I'm late,
but I was binge watching
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the first season of
Small Wonder last night
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and I overslept this morning.
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[Jackie yawns]
- What's Small Wonder?
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What is Small Wonder?!
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Only the most genius sitcom
in the history of television.
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[Jackie laughs]
It's about this little girl
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named Vicky who just
happens to be a robot
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and it perfectly captures the
fatalistic fatality of life.
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You know, I think
I might be a robot.
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You're not.
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How do you know?
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I know.
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Are you sure?
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Robots are smart, Sherry.
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So tell me, what do we
have on the books today?
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Well, it was supposed to
be that two person session
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with Bob the Drag Queen
and Monet X Change, but...
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Now Sherry, you know
I don't like buts.
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What about Canadian Prime
Minister, Justin Trudeau's butt?
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Remember when you told me
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you didn't know if
you would rather
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choke to death on
his fat uncut cock
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or suffocate between the
cheeks of his amazing ass?
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I am never going to
happy hour with you again.
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Now about that but.
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Well, it turns out
that Bob and Monet
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hate each other so
much they can't even
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be in the same room together.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Monet is in your office now.
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And Bob is gonna call in on
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video conference call.
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Okay. So Monet's
in there right now?
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Yeah.
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Is she upset that
I'm running late?
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No, not at all, she said she
would just make some Cameos.
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What's a Cameo?
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A Cam--
[cheery music plays]
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A Cameo is a fabulous
way to get a personalized
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video message for any occasion
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from your favorite
D-list celebrity.
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Oh yes, Sherry.
I remember now.
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A Cameo is the perfect
custom way to celebrate
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birthdays, anniversaries, graduations,
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weddings, divorces,
or just give someone
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a much needed pep talk or
tell them to fuck off and die.
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[Jackie laughs]
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Order your Jackie
Beat Cameo today!
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[door opens]
[door shuts]
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Order your Sherry
Vine Cameo today.
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[door clatters open]
- What?
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Order your Jackie
Beat Cameo today.
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Yeah.
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[door shuts softly]
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[jazzy music plays]
[typewriter clicks]
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[bell chimes]
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So, it's your girl Monet.
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Baby, I love you so much
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and happy, happy
birthday, darling.
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Muah!
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[Monet sighs]
Ugh, God.
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Are you done?
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Oh, I didn't know
you were ready.
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I am ready and Bob is actually
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calling in and ready.
[digital phone ringing]
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Wait--
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Hey, Dr. Jackie.
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Um, thank you for
taking my call.
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And um, honestly, I really
wish I could have been there,
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but it's actually gotten to
a point where I feel like
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I can't even be in the
same room as Monet anymore.
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It's just gotten so, so toxic.
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I mean, she's so lazy.
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Like for example, look!
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We were supposed to
both do your show.
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Queen.
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This session...
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This session in drag!
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And she couldn't even
be bothered to get in drag for this.
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So, Dr. Jackie, please,
can you just fix her?
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For me?
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For my job, for our podcast.
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Thank you.
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[phone beeps]
- Okay, uh...
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Well, I guess it's
just you and me.
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Do you see that?
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I did. It's a lot.
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Let me break it down for you,
Dr. Jackie, in the real way.
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So Bob and I, we obviously have
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our podcast together,
Sibling Rivalry.
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Um, you know, first
it started out
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out of joy and the
rivalry was fun, right?
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It was cute. It was--
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That's a cute name.
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It was chic!
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But now the rivalry is real
and Bob has become irate.
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He has become irrational.
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And honestly, I just
can't stand him.
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And we were once sisters.
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We were once friends, but
now he's my mortal enemy.
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I hate him.
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So it sounds
like it started out
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as a real cute name,
Sibling Rivalry,
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- [Monet] Yeah.
- and then it was almost like
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a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Yeah.
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This reminds me of...
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I have this one neighbor
who's really annoying
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and she's always
trying to talk to me
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and I pretend to be deaf.
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And then I went to the
doctor and it turns out
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I have lost 20% of my
hearing in one of my ears.
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Oh my God.
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So it's like careful
what you wish for.
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- [Monet] Yeah.
- Right?
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[Monet] Yeah. Yeah.
For sure, definitely.
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Ugh. Should have called
the show Best Friends.
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No, I don't even
want that, Dr. Jackie.
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- Oh.
- I don't want to have
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anything to do with
Bob ever again.
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That's... that's a lot.
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Now, I understand that
this podcast of yours
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is very, very popular.
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I get recognized everywhere.
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I can't, I can't
go to Whole Foods.
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I can't go to TJ's.
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I can't go to the
glory hole, Dr. Jackie,
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and not be recognized
in drag, out of drag.
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So that's why today I wanted
to not even do the drag thing,
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so I can just feel a little
more protected, you know?
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- Right.
- [Monet] Yeah.
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So you're that famous, huh?
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Everywhere.
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If it makes you feel any
better, I've never heard of you.
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And if I saw you out and
about at Whole Foods or...
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The glory hole?
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I've never been there.
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What is that? A club?
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Yeah. It's like little
gay angels come into clubs
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and they make these
little circular
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- Sweetie...
- worshiping holes.
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I'm kidding.
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It's a hole in a wall that
you stick your dick through
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and then a stranger
moistens it with their mouth
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until you get so excited,
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fluid comes out of it.
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I want you to
be more inclusive.
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People stick their
asses there too.
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Not just their
dicks, Dr. Jackie.
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- Are you serious?
- [Monet] Yes.
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Now I'm really
learning something.
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Yeah. It's incredible.
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You can put your butt
up against a glory hole?
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[laughing] I mean, if
you had the right butt.
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I mean, I have a
lot of surface area,
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so I require a bigger hole.
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- [Jackie] Right.
- Yeah.
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To me, it'd be difficult
if you had a bubble butt.
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You'd have to back up
- [Monet] Yeah.
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- onto the glory hole.
- [Monet] Yeah.
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And then, you know,
not to be judgemental,
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but the other gentleman,
on the other side
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of the wall would have to be
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very well endowed.
- [Monet] Yeah.
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Cause you're
already, you know...
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I mean, well, when you go
to glory holes in Compton,
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that's not a problem.
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Okay, that's a stereotype
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and even though
it's a positive one,
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I don't want to go there, okay?
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[Monet laughs]
So listen, let's deal with
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your problem at hand.
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Enough glory holes and I
never thought I'd say that.
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[Monet and Jackie laugh]
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So like I said, if it, if
it puts your mind at ease,
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I have no idea who you are
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[Monet sighs]
and I would never bother you
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on the street if I saw...
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Wait a minute. I
do recognize you.
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[Monet laughs]
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You're on that HBO show
where you help people,
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with the, uh, Shangela
and the big girl.
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- No.
- [Jackie] Big fat girl.
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- That's Bob.
- Oh, that's Bob.
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The person who just refused
to be a part of this process.
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That's Bob?
- Yes.
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Well, you must admit
you do... look similar.
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Because we're both...
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Bald?
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Drag Queens. Bald drag Queens.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Ha, trust me if I was on HBO,
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I would've canceled being
on this fuckin' show,
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just like Bob did.
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Ouch.
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At least she called in.
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You know, it is
very warm in here.
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You know what, it's because
we're on the third floor
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and there's no circulation
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and I can't open that window,
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because one of my
patients recently...
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Seriously?
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Do you mind if
I just go online
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and order a fan for this room
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really quickly, before I forget?
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- Whatever.
- Um...
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It is really stuffy in here,
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so I need a giant one.
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I don't know how to...
what should I search?
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I'm just gonna do just
for fans, big ones.
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No! No.
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[deep boing plays]
- Okay.
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I would pay $10
a month for that.
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I mean, that's like
a dollar an inch.
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Girl.
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I'll order it later.
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Can we please get
on with my session?
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[Monet snaps sharply]
- Of course, Bob
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I'm Monet.
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[Monet sighs]
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So, what really sparked
all of this and why I'm...
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why we were both
supposed to be here,
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but I'm here, 'cause I'm
dedicated and I, you know,
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respect your craft
and what you do.
253
00:09:05,602 --> 00:09:07,153
- Hmmm.
- And you're, you know,
254
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,045
you're moderately decently
semi good at what you do.
255
00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:11,087
I want to get your
honest opinion.
256
00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,290
Thank you?
257
00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:14,091
So here's how it
happened, Dr. Jackie.
258
00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:16,194
We were at the studio,
filming the podcast,
259
00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:17,888
like we always been done doing,
260
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,199
- Mm-hmm.
- And he pulled up something
261
00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:21,339
on his phone to show
me and I, admittedly,
262
00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:24,372
I accidentally swiped right
when I shouldn't have.
263
00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,654
And...
264
00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:26,927
He blew up.
265
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,451
You saw something you
weren't supposed to see.
266
00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:30,660
On his phone?
267
00:09:30,662 --> 00:09:32,420
- On his phone, yes.
- A private photo?
268
00:09:32,423 --> 00:09:34,383
- Private photo of--
- An adult photo?
269
00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:36,321
An adult photo, Dr. Jackie.
270
00:09:36,324 --> 00:09:39,564
And he grabbed his
phone and then I
271
00:09:39,568 --> 00:09:42,148
knocked his favorite coffee
cup over and I broke it.
272
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:43,156
Okay.
273
00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:44,606
Actually, you know what?
274
00:09:44,608 --> 00:09:46,088
I didn't even, I don't need
to explain this to you.
275
00:09:46,092 --> 00:09:47,574
The whole video is online
if you want to see it,
276
00:09:47,576 --> 00:09:49,846
'cause we have like almost a
million subscribers on YouTube.
277
00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,095
Wait a minute.
278
00:09:51,097 --> 00:09:53,717
You accidentally broke
his favorite coffee cup
279
00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:55,548
- [Monet] Yeah!
- and he overreacted?
280
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,721
Yeah. He blew up.
281
00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:57,964
He got so angry.
282
00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,586
So enraged, filled with rage.
283
00:09:59,589 --> 00:10:01,239
- And you say it's online.
- It's online.
284
00:10:01,246 --> 00:10:02,176
All right, let me look it up.
285
00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:03,453
Let me see what's going on here.
286
00:10:03,455 --> 00:10:04,764
I mean, I wish he was here.
287
00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:05,626
- I wish he was too.
- I could get
288
00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:06,870
his side of the story.
289
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,112
You know what I, you,
you don't want him here.
290
00:10:08,115 --> 00:10:10,045
He smells. That's
another thing, too.
291
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:12,634
The smell is bad.
It was terrible.
292
00:10:12,638 --> 00:10:13,978
[Monet sighs]
293
00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:15,879
Okay, I don't know
how to look stuff up.
294
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,088
I'm so bad at this, uh...
295
00:10:18,091 --> 00:10:20,400
So it was you two
296
00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:22,024
fighting over a cup?
297
00:10:22,026 --> 00:10:23,404
- [Monet] Yes.
- I'm just gonna put
298
00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:24,785
two girls one cup.
299
00:10:24,787 --> 00:10:25,647
You know what?
300
00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:26,581
Yeah. Do that.
301
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,030
Look, yeah, look, look that up.
302
00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,203
Oh my God!
[dramatic music]
303
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,964
Oh! No!
304
00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:33,207
No! Make it stop.
305
00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,589
No. Oh my God!
306
00:10:35,592 --> 00:10:37,039
No.
307
00:10:37,042 --> 00:10:38,592
I think there's a pair of
scissors around here somewhere.
308
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,905
Will you please
stab me in the eyes?
309
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:41,803
In the heart?
310
00:10:41,805 --> 00:10:42,805
Hold me.
311
00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:47,149
Don't hold me. That's
inappropriate, right?
312
00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:48,947
This is all inappropriate.
313
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,670
Okay, I...
314
00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,676
Bob... and you're not Bob.
315
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,229
I'm, I, I am not
Bob, for the 14th time.
316
00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:58,750
You are Moh-net.
[digital buzzer blares]
317
00:10:58,754 --> 00:10:59,964
Mmm. Close.
318
00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:01,661
Try again.
319
00:11:03,691 --> 00:11:05,551
Maw-nit?
[digital buzzer blares]
320
00:11:05,555 --> 00:11:07,765
No, there's an
accent on the E.
321
00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:11,038
Monet.
[digital bell chimes]
322
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,938
Yeah. That's me.
323
00:11:12,941 --> 00:11:14,699
- You are Monet
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:15,976
- and you need help.
- [Monet] Yes.
325
00:11:15,978 --> 00:11:18,248
And I'm here for you.
326
00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:19,153
Are you?
327
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,115
Yes.
328
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,875
I would like to try
something a little different,
329
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,091
if you're open to it.
330
00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:27,230
Ooh!
331
00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:28,432
Are you gonna
actually pay attention
332
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,611
and gimme some good
fucking advice?
333
00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:32,714
[spooky music plays]
334
00:11:33,618 --> 00:11:35,478
Have you ever been hypnotized?
335
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:37,689
Don't even think
about it, bitch.
336
00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,171
I've seen Get Out.
337
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,756
You know what, Monet?
[pen taps sharply]
338
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:44,280
I can see why Bob has
a problem with you.
339
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:45,559
Yeah.
340
00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:47,319
You are just really
hard to work with.
341
00:11:47,322 --> 00:11:49,352
- Me?
- You're not cooperative.
342
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,838
You're just a generally
unpleasant person.
343
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:52,808
[Monet laughs]
344
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,530
So let me this straight.
345
00:11:54,537 --> 00:11:56,467
You can't remember my name.
346
00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,193
You sitting up here
looking at porn
347
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,711
On accident.
348
00:11:59,714 --> 00:12:01,054
And you let it slip
that one of your patients
349
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,438
jumped out of the window.
350
00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:03,751
You know what, Dr. Jackie?
351
00:12:03,753 --> 00:12:05,752
You actually helped
me out a lot today.
352
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:07,029
[Monet laughs]
Yeah, you did.
353
00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:10,202
'Cause compared to you,
Bob is a fucking saint.
354
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,548
Okay? And on that, I'm out.
355
00:12:12,555 --> 00:12:15,071
But! Before I go?
[Monet laughs]
356
00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:19,105
I'm taking this
and leaving this.
357
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,112
[bottle clatters loudly]
358
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,460
But--
[door clicks shut]
359
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,014
Don't take it
personally, Jackie.
360
00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:31,539
As you learned in school,
hurt people hurt people.
361
00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,610
Now what is this?
362
00:12:34,612 --> 00:12:35,712
Serve.
363
00:12:36,719 --> 00:12:38,959
Green apple vodka.
364
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:42,651
Maw-net X Change.
365
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:45,315
[cork pops softly]
Let's try it.
366
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:50,415
Oh, that is good.
367
00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:52,421
I feel like I just had
a serving of fruit.
368
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:55,044
[Jackie laughs]
369
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,951
That kinda looks like...
370
00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:01,259
Oh, that is her.
371
00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:04,261
[jazzy music plays]
372
00:13:06,231 --> 00:13:07,885
[cellphone rings]
373
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,336
Hey honey, what's up?
374
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,989
Dr. Jackie. It's
me, Kate Flannery.
375
00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,236
Oh, hi Kate.
376
00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:14,480
I--
[Kate sighs]
377
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:15,992
I'm calling 'cause
I have an emergency.
378
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,207
[Kate sighs]
379
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,379
You're the only person
that can help me.
380
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,761
- Uh-huh, okay.
- I am at a restaurant
381
00:13:19,763 --> 00:13:21,693
and I'm about to
meet a friend of mine
382
00:13:21,696 --> 00:13:23,660
who I haven't seen
in quite some time
383
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:26,074
and I understand that she's
recently become a vegan.
384
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,560
- Ugh.
- I know.
385
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,867
Well, this is one of
my favorite restaurants
386
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,498
and they have the rib special.
387
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,772
Can I eat ribs in front
of a vegan friend?
388
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,055
You know, vegan's hearts
are in the right place,
389
00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,259
but they are so annoying.
390
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:42,647
Just do what I do.
391
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,992
Lie, order the ribs
and when they come,
392
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:49,134
just tell her they're
actually vegan ribs.
393
00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:51,098
Just say, you know, that's
why you go to that restaurant.
394
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,795
They have the best
vegan ribs in town
395
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,555
and even, you know,
offer her a bite of it.
396
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:56,969
You know, I do
that all the time.
397
00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:59,249
Yeah, my vegan friends
are just like, really?
398
00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:00,283
This tastes like meat.
399
00:14:00,288 --> 00:14:02,529
And I'm like...
[Jackie laughs]
400
00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:03,802
You know, I mean, listen.
401
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,359
I did something similar
at a party I threw.
402
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:07,845
A friend of mine
who's been in recovery
403
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,088
for like 16 years said,
404
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,848
"Hey, is there booze
in this punch?"
405
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,121
And I was like, ugh, I
don't want an argument.
406
00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:15,059
"No, there's no
booze in that punch."
407
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,578
[Jackie laughs]
Ugh. You know.
408
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:20,232
What, what could
possibly go wrong?
409
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:23,821
She did wake up the next day
410
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:28,560
in her car in the middle
of the LA River, but...
411
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:30,936
Anyway, enjoy your lunch!
412
00:14:30,941 --> 00:14:31,981
Dr. Jackie.
413
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:34,701
You're the greatest.
- Mm-hmm!
414
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:36,013
I don't know what
I'd do without you.
415
00:14:36,015 --> 00:14:37,945
You are my emergency contact.
416
00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:40,085
Thank you, Dr. Jackie.
417
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,638
Don't trust anyone
who doesn't eat meat.
418
00:14:41,642 --> 00:14:42,710
I'll talk to you later!
419
00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:45,745
[jazzy music plays]
420
00:14:45,749 --> 00:14:48,019
Good afternoon, Dr. Jackie.
421
00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:49,888
Oh, good afternoon.
422
00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:51,331
And who the hell are you?
423
00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:53,651
I'm Sherry's
sister, Calpurnia.
424
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:56,377
I'm filling in for her
while she's in the hospital.
425
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:58,587
She's having her left boob
426
00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:00,760
made the same size
as her right boob.
427
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:01,795
Remember?
428
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,731
Oh, of course.
429
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,525
Well, thank you for being here.
430
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,038
Oh, it's my pleasure.
431
00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:09,631
And your next appointment
should be here any moment.
432
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:10,463
Great.
433
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:11,945
Also um...
434
00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:16,779
I found to-do list on
Sherry's desk marked 2007.
435
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:20,676
So I took the liberty of
doing everything on it.
436
00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:22,060
What?
437
00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:25,545
Yes, I reorganized and
alphabetized your patient files.
438
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,510
[dreamy music plays]
I completed your annual
439
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:28,930
insurance paperwork,
440
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:32,752
responded to all your unanswered
emails and phone calls,
441
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,556
refilled the M dispenser,
442
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,969
and I rotated the
tires on your car.
443
00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:39,630
Wow.
444
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:43,113
Oh, and I'm also
certified in reflexology,
445
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:46,699
so if you'd like of foot
massage later, just let me know.
446
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,709
[Jackie laughs]
- I certainly will.
447
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:53,677
So about this surgery
that Sherry's having,
448
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:56,371
do you know just
how risky it is?
449
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,753
What do you mean?
450
00:15:57,755 --> 00:16:00,133
Um, what are
the chances of her
451
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,826
dying on the operating table
452
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,448
and you becoming my
receptionist full-time?
453
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,411
Oh, well, I'm not
sure about that,
454
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:10,869
but I would be happy
to look it up online
455
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:13,837
and get all the pertinent
information and statistics
456
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:17,111
compiled into a very easy
to read and understand
457
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,774
PowerPoint presentation.
458
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,498
While massaging my feet?
459
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:23,744
[Calpurnia chuckles]
- Of course!
460
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:28,748
Dear God, please take Sherry
into your loving arms today.
461
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:30,859
Amen.
462
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:34,789
Well, if there's nothing
else, I am going to go
463
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,064
steam clean all the furniture
in the waiting room.
464
00:16:38,073 --> 00:16:40,589
[Jackie cries softly]
465
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:44,489
Oh, by the way, I do
have to be out by 6:00 PM
466
00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:47,044
to go to my QAnon meeting.
[record scratches sharply]
467
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,633
Let me know if
you'd like to come.
468
00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:51,046
We are always looking
for new members.
469
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,747
Dear God, please ignore
that last prayer. Amen.
470
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:01,578
I knew it was too
good to be true.
471
00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:04,681
[jazzy music plays]
472
00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:08,755
[typewriter clicks]
[bell chimes]
473
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,276
Oh, I didn't realize I had
a children's session today.
474
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,931
I'll get out the
uh, trauma puppets.
475
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:16,529
I'm an adult, bitch!
476
00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:19,355
Excuse me?
477
00:17:19,357 --> 00:17:22,627
Ugh, I'm so sorry
for overreacting.
478
00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:23,947
That's why I'm here.
479
00:17:23,949 --> 00:17:26,809
I need help controlling
my short fuse.
480
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:28,404
Short fuse?
481
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,329
My name is Selene Luna.
482
00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:33,852
I've been in show business
for over two decades
483
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:37,854
and, as a little person, it
can be really humiliating.
484
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:40,996
And sometimes when I try
to stand up for myself,
485
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,651
I can go overboard.
486
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,553
That's understandable.
487
00:17:44,556 --> 00:17:46,416
Now you say you've
been humiliated.
488
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,557
How so?
489
00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:50,279
Well I'm constantly
playing elves,
490
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,146
lady leprechauns,
possessed dolls,
491
00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:56,116
foul mouthed little girls,
all just to pay the bills.
492
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,325
Honey, we all do what
we have to do to survive.
493
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,150
I have to sit here
and pretend to listen
494
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,400
while people whine and moan
about their boring lives.
495
00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:07,675
I probably shouldn't
have said that out loud.
496
00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:08,993
Please go on.
497
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:10,891
Well now I'm a
recurring character
498
00:18:10,894 --> 00:18:14,234
on a very popular TV
show on a big network.
499
00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:16,689
Congratulations!
500
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:18,761
So what's the problem?
501
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,694
[Selene sighs]
502
00:18:19,696 --> 00:18:21,695
I just wanna be an actress,
503
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:25,318
but people never let me forget
that I'm a little person.
504
00:18:25,323 --> 00:18:27,598
That's terrible.
505
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,011
Shrimp?
506
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,395
Um, no, thank you.
507
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:31,844
Shortbread?
508
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:32,847
Um, no.
509
00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:35,399
Tootsie Roll Midgees?
510
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,918
Excuse me?
511
00:18:36,921 --> 00:18:39,331
What? That's what
they're called.
512
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:41,405
This is what
I'm talking about.
513
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:44,167
These jokes are not even
funny. They're just cheap.
514
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,858
So is the Indian
food I had for lunch.
515
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:48,102
I'm so sorry to do this,
516
00:18:48,106 --> 00:18:49,691
but will you excuse
me for a few minutes?
517
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,793
I've really gotta go
to the ladies room.
518
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,518
What?! Are you serious?
519
00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:55,766
Aw, this stinks?
520
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,009
Yeah, it's gonna
stink even worse
521
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,769
if I don't get to
the restroom in time.
522
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:00,773
Be right back.
523
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:07,706
[plastic rustling]
[trash can clunks down softly]
524
00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:08,912
Oh honey, don't mind me.
525
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,746
I'm just here to empty
this waste basket.
526
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,955
Oh, okay.
[trash can clangs]
527
00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:14,853
Speaking of which,
you cannot even imagine
528
00:19:14,857 --> 00:19:17,097
what I've found in this
waste paper basket.
529
00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:19,341
Soil, pantyhose,
530
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:22,204
Japanese squid porn,
531
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,620
used syringes.
532
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:29,453
Now I'm not suggesting that
that skank is shootin' smack.
533
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,389
And as we both know,
she's far too fat
534
00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:33,150
for that to be making any sense.
535
00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:35,047
[janitor sighs]
And it certainly isn't any
536
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,910
do-it-yourself Botox, because
that bitch has more crows feet
537
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:41,123
on her face than Tippi Hedren.
538
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,636
But I'm telling you, I know,
like I know, like I know,
539
00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:45,472
she's mainlining something.
540
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,888
You should be careful.
541
00:19:46,891 --> 00:19:48,541
She'll be back any moment now.
542
00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:50,202
Oh honey, she's
shitting her brains out.
543
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:51,444
We got plenty of time.
544
00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:52,787
So tell me what's
going on with you.
545
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,343
What's wrong?
546
00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:56,760
Oh my God. Who is that?!
547
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,343
Oh, that's Dr. Jackie's son.
548
00:19:59,352 --> 00:20:02,144
How you doing Bat Wing?
[ominous music plays]
549
00:20:02,148 --> 00:20:04,248
Don't worry about
him. He's harmless.
550
00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:06,149
Actually, being
Dr. Jackie's son,
551
00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:08,112
I'm surprised that
he's only addicted
552
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,290
to black lipstick and
not black tar heroin.
553
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,191
So tell me, baby girl,
why are you care?
554
00:20:14,195 --> 00:20:15,021
[Selene chuckles]
555
00:20:15,023 --> 00:20:16,953
Sorry. That's personal
556
00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:18,231
Honey, honey, honey.
557
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,603
You're paying $300
an hour to someone
558
00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:23,476
who is 10 times
crazier than you are
559
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,270
when all you really need
560
00:20:25,276 --> 00:20:28,861
is a common sense tia
like me to talk to.
561
00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:30,934
Well, honestly?
562
00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:34,207
I'm just sick of people
being disrespectful
563
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,904
and condescending to me
564
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,941
just because I'm
a little person.
565
00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:39,424
You...
566
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,945
are magic.
567
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:45,907
You are a unicorn in
God's cigar box of rocks.
568
00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:49,922
You, my child are a
mother fucking diamond.
569
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:52,333
So you listen to me.
570
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:56,303
Anytime anybody gives you
any grief, you remember this.
571
00:20:56,308 --> 00:20:59,308
You tell them to
fuck right on off.
572
00:21:00,312 --> 00:21:03,342
Thank you so much, um...
573
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,319
Muffy. And don't mention it.
574
00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:11,836
Well, I guess I better run,
go put on a hazmat suit.
575
00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:13,871
Time to give that
bathroom a good scrubbing
576
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:16,947
now that old Jumbo is finished
spraying her enclosure.
577
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:18,847
Ew.
578
00:21:18,849 --> 00:21:20,189
Oh, and one more thing,
579
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,711
and you didn't hear
this from me...
580
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,920
Mm-hmm?
581
00:21:22,922 --> 00:21:24,362
Despite the fact
that she claims to be
582
00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:28,336
a world famous sex
therapist, that bitch?
583
00:21:28,342 --> 00:21:30,341
She can't fuck.
584
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:34,239
[Selene laughs quietly]
585
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:36,104
[chair squeaks]
- Oh, I'm back.
586
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:39,004
I'm so sorry, honey.
Now, where were we?
587
00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:41,488
I feel great. I
had a breakthrough.
588
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,352
I now feel fully equipped
589
00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,457
to deal with the
assholes of the world.
590
00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:49,946
Well, great. I,
you're welcome.
591
00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:51,770
I mean, it's what
I do, you know?
592
00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:54,158
So I mean, I can't
really take credit.
593
00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:57,367
It's just God
working through me.
594
00:21:57,372 --> 00:21:58,888
Now, I want you to
[dreamy music plays]
595
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:01,540
go out there and I want you
to knock him dead little lady.
596
00:22:01,548 --> 00:22:02,823
Huh?
597
00:22:02,825 --> 00:22:07,375
And if you ever feel
depressed or small,
598
00:22:07,382 --> 00:22:09,518
I want you to just be grateful
599
00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:12,279
that you're not in a tree
somewhere making cookies
600
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:13,793
or working at the North Pole
601
00:22:13,802 --> 00:22:17,012
or in a dinner theater
production of the Wizard of Oz.
602
00:22:18,394 --> 00:22:23,394
Fuck off, fatty!
[dramatic music plays]
603
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,191
[door clatters open and shut]
604
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,647
Fatty?
605
00:22:32,648 --> 00:22:33,474
[cracker crunches]
606
00:22:33,475 --> 00:22:36,575
[jazzy jingle plays]
607
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:41,175
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