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(sighs)
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(sirens wailing in distance)
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(sighs)
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Yeah, okay. It's cool.
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Cool?
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This is the most beautiful view
in all of Los Angeles.
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One that only angels
and very persistent pigeons get to see.
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You didn't bring me up here
to show me the view.
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What's up?
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(exhales)
Can't get anything past you, can I?
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(chuckles)
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Once upon a time,
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I made your Aunt Maze mad. (grunts)
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The following morning,
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I awoke to find my bed
crawling with southern widows.
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Not the good kind. The spider kind.
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My whiskey gone, replaced with urine.
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I expected more of my favorite aunt.
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Oh, she also did
something far more heinous.
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She shorted all of my suits. (shudders)
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-That's more like it.
-(groans)
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-So, did you have it coming?
-Well, you tell me.
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I ate the last of her Froot Loops.
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(both laugh)
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All that's to say,
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I can't imagine what she'll do to you
if you miss her wedding.
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Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no,"
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which is a fact she's been wise
to conceal from her future wife.
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Yeah, why would Maze even care?
She doesn't know me yet.
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You haven't given her much
of a chance to get to know you.
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Or anyone else for that matter.
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Now, this wedding's
an opportunity to fix that.
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Yeah?
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-And how would you even introduce me?
-I'll tell people the truth.
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-You can't tell people I've time-traveled.
-Why not?
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I tell them I'm the Devil,
it tends to go over…
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Well, I guess reviews
are mixed at this point.
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But the important people
already know about you.
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It's actually worse with people who know.
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They keep asking me about their fate,
and I can't tell them anything.
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I mean, what if I say something
that messes with the future?
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(sighs)
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And besides, I don't--
I don't have anything to wear, so…
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Oh, well, that is unacceptable.
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My tailor would be personally offended
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if I didn't allow them
to help you out in this time of need.
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They're a total genius.
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Saved me after the short-suiting debacle.
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Here, I'm going tonight
for a fitting. Join me.
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We could coordinate outfits.
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Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps.
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No? Okay.
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We could find something else
that doesn't make you make that face.
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No.
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I just--
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No.
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Right.
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Well, I'll be there,
if you change your mind.
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Not that I expect you usually do,
but a father can dream.
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I was wrong, Amenadiel.
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So wrong. I mean,
I followed my father into this job
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and because I believed in him,
I believed in the system,
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but I never imagined this.
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All complaints against Reiben?
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Not just him.
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Dozens of officers,
hundreds of complaints.
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Yeah, so much for
the "one bad apple" defense, right?
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And the brass signed off
on all of these, and nothing happened.
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I should have believed you.
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I'm just glad
we're on the same page now, Chloe.
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I'm sorry it took so long.
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(inhales) But my father taught me
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that when you see injustice,
you confront it, so I'm going back.
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To the LAPD.
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I wanna help you and Sonya
clean this up from the inside.
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Wow.
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I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great.
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We need all the help that we can get,
but what about Lucifer?
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What about being God's consultant?
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(inhales)
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Uh, the "God" thing is
on hold for right now.
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Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable
going to Heaven
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until he's patched things up with Rory.
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And, you know, I agree.
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He's gonna have to
go up eventually, Chloe.
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How does he feel about you staying?
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Chloe: Hmm.
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You haven't told him. (chuckles softly)
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Well, I-- He's got
a lot on his plate right now.
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I feel like it can wait.
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Probably till after the wedding.
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I don't wanna add
any drama to Maze's big day.
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Drama? It's Maze and big feelings.
What could possibly go wrong?
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(scoffs)
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Eve: Thank you.
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Okay, "supervise flowers." Check.
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"Make sure Linda's
all set to officiate." Check.
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"Nix your Black Sabbath
additions from the playlist." Check.
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Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath
is a little too mellow for the wedding.
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Eve: Mm-hmm.
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Okay, next step is confirming
the number of guests with the caterer.
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You sure you don't want
to invite your siblings?
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Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be
"eat, drink and be merry."
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Not "eat, drink and be wary
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that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy
demons are gonna ruin your wedding."
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(chuckles)
Why do you assume that they would do that?
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Well, you've met them.
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Yes, I have.
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A few of them. They were awesome.
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Mmm. Yeah, in a fight.
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But that's all they're good for.
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How do you know?
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Because that's what they were made for.
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Hmm. (clicks tongue)
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That's also true about you.
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And you, you've evolved.
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Maybe they can too,
if you just gave them a chance.
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We're not really the "happily
ever after type," honey. Trust me.
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They're your family.
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No.
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You're my family.
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The only family I need.
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Okay?
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Which is why I am not going
to let anything or anyone
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ruin our wedding tomorrow.
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Eve: Adam.
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♫ Look at me now ♫
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♫ Coming in love ♫
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♫ Top of the world ♫
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♫ Not coming down ♪
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♫ Look at me now… ♪
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It's time to come home, babe.
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♫ Cured from my doubts ♫
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♫ Look at me, look at me now ♪
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♫ "I Just Died in Your Arms"
by Cutting Crew playing ♫
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♫ Oh, I
I just died in your arms tonight ♪
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♫ It must have been something you said ♫
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♫ I just died in your arms tonight ♪
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So this is the first man.
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Guess God had to start somewhere.
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Can we talk privately?
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Sure.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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I'm sorry, Eve.
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I know I haven't been giving you
the attention that you deserve.
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And that's over now, babe.
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I mean, gone are the nights
of me ripping whippets,
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staying up listening
to Aerosmith bootlegs.
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I'm yours.
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Did you just notice that I was gone?
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No.
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No. I was giving you space, you know?
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Being the good,
understanding husband that I am.
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I figured you'd have a little fun,
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and maybe pick up
a few tricks for the bedroom,
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bring them home, huh?
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Then I heard about this "wedding."
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I know a cry for help
when I see one, so here I am.
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Rescue party of one. (clicks tongue)
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-So can we go home now?
-Okay, Adam, this is my home now.
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I have my own friends, my own place.
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My own kick-ass job
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where I make my own kick-ass money.
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I'm a black belt now. (chuckles)
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Yeah, that's fun, right?
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Neighborhood martial arts academy.
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Did they give you
all the belts in the rainbow?
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Funny.
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That doesn't mean you know
how to throw a punch. (pops)
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But I get it. Message is received.
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-Come on.
-What message is that exactly?
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Obviously you need a change, okay?
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So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing.
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You want a little S&M? I'm down.
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Threesome? I'm up for it.
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So long as I'm outnumbered, okay?
But all you had to do was ask.
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-You didn't have to take it this far.
-Okay.
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What exactly is it you think this is?
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You think this is me
just trying to get your attention?
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Yeah.
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This is not about you, Adam.
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This is about me, and the fact
that I fell in love with someone else.
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You're in love with a demon, Eve?
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Eve: Mm-hmm.
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Come on. Be serious.
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You don't know her.
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Adam: I know her kind.
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-I was married to her mother.
-Eve: Hmm.
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Which, by the way…
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you are a spitting image of Lilith.
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In more ways than one, apparently.
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I bet she uses all the same tricks
her mom used on me, hmm?
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I'm not gonna let you
make that same mistake,
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because I've been there and done that.
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-Literally.
-(chuckles)
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You wish, you first pancake of a human.
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I-- I-- I don't wish.
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'Cause your mom was hotter.
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-Okay.
-Oh, burn.
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You and me, we belong together, babe, huh?
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Husband and wife since the dawn of time.
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We were never husband and wife.
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I was made from you.
I was delivered to you.
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Hey, don't get caught up
in the fine print here.
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It's not a detail, okay?
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I didn't choose you.
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I'm gonna choose Maze.
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Oh.
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♫ You have been warned ♫
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♫ Welcome to my queendom… ♪
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Okay.
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♫ Welcome to my queendom ♪
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♫ Welcome to my queendom ♪
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(fly buzzing)
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Maybe not yet. They might be too hot.
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(Rory chuckles)
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-Mm. Mmm!
-Good?
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This brings me back…
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to the future.
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-You know what I mean.
-Yeah.
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It takes me back too.
I mean, actually back.
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My dad would bring me home
those sandwiches after his shift.
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-(fly buzzes)
-It's a Decker family tradition.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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So, in the future,
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do I bring you home
egg sandwiches after work?
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-What? I'm just curious.
-But you know I can't tell you.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's just that you mentioned
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I had a lot on my plate
when you were growing up.
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And I just wonder… (sighs)
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Was it my job?
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Was it Lucifer? Something else?
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I mean, I'm not asking for specifics.
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Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint.
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You know, since I did the teeny-tiny
thing of birthing you.
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Okay, I'll tell you this one thing.
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Okay.
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In the future…
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that guilt trip also never works on me.
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(both laugh)
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Right.
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You make choices, Mom.
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If I told you what they are, you wouldn't
really be making them any more.
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-Yeah, you're right. You're right.
-(fly buzzing)
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-When did you become--
-(wings flap)
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(Chloe gasps)
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Sorry.
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The fly was driving me nuts.
252
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Um, I didn't know
253
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,932
wings could do that.
254
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,101
Pretty cool, huh?
255
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,645
Chloe: Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
256
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,189
Yeah.
257
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,693
So, um, have your wings
always been that way?
258
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,030
-Rory: Mm-hmm.
-Hmm.
259
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:18,989
Dan: Wow.
260
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,076
This is weird.
261
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,332
Though I guess of all the people
who could've taken my desk,
262
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,000
I'm pretty happy it's you, pal.
263
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,545
Now you're drinking out of my mug?
264
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,093
I guess someone's gotta use it, right?
I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it?
265
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,096
Put its ashes in an urn? (chuckles)
266
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,101
I mean, it does say
"40 Whole Years of Being Dan."
267
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,064
-But I guess you didn't read it.
-Ella, you got a second?
268
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,816
-Ella: Oh, yeah.
-Carol: Hi, uh…
269
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,360
-Dan: Oh, look at that cuteness.
-Quick update.
270
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,195
-You're welcome!
-Carol: I have my suit now.
271
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,990
So, I am all ready
to be your date for the wedding,
272
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,034
and I am very excited.
273
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,789
And this is where you say,
"I'm so excited too, Carol."
274
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:12,709
-(chuckles) Of course I am excited!
-Carol: Mm-hmm. Are you sure?
275
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,921
Because every time
we talk about this wedding,
276
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,549
you look like you ate a bad oyster.
277
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,553
Ella, listen. Hey, I get it.
278
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,887
If you're having second thoughts
279
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,889
about even taking me
to this wedding, that's fine.
280
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,891
(exhales) Carol Corbett,
281
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:32,062
I am 100% not having second thoughts
282
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,981
about you being my wedding date.
283
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,649
-Okay?
-Cool.
284
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,007
I hate keeping this from him, Dan.
285
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,260
Holy crap. Can you…
286
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,305
-Can you s--
-(frog croaking)
287
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,056
Right.
288
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,268
Other Dan. (sighs)
289
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,521
Gosh, I just wish
I had someone to talk to.
290
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,481
-I mean, other than a frog.
-(croaks)
291
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,900
Oh, no offense.
292
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,318
Hey.
293
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,196
Ella, you can talk to me.
294
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,823
-What's wrong?
-(sighs)
295
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,742
Carol just wouldn't understand.
296
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:30,495
What? What wouldn't he understand?
Are you not into him anymore?
297
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,831
Is it the loud chewing?
298
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,667
Damn it,
I should have warned you. I knew it.
299
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,128
But they can never find out that I know.
300
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,340
Who's "they"?
301
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,927
Oh, is this family-related?
Is it one of your brothers?
302
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,012
It's just, if they… (sighs)
303
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,265
But how could I even…
304
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:51,934
I mean…
305
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,394
world-altering!
306
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,272
But then again… (chuckles)
307
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,984
Oh, I just-- I feel so useless.
308
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,402
Tell me about it.
309
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,030
(sighs) Who am I kidding?
310
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,408
Even if you could hear me
and told me what was wrong,
311
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,785
how could I actually help you?
312
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,122
I mean, honestly,
Other Dan has a better shot than I do.
313
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,907
It's normal that seeing your ex,
suddenly, after a long period of time
314
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,159
would bring up unwanted feelings.
315
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,202
Adam: Unwanted?
316
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,330
My feelings are legit, okay?
317
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,833
I gave that woman everything she wanted.
318
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,418
And what did she give me?
319
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,880
A rep as the world's number one cuckold.
320
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,467
She cheated on me
the second she met somebody new.
321
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,386
But I took her back. Why?
322
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,347
Because we were made for each other.
323
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,808
-Aww, that's sweet.
-She doesn't think so.
324
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,477
So she's marrying somebody else.
325
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:21,440
-Your ex is engaged?
-Yeah, to a woman, of all things.
326
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,569
I mean, how's that gonna make me look?
Do you think she even considered that?
327
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945
(inhales)
328
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,657
Well, it sounds like she's moved on.
329
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,784
And maybe you should too.
330
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,996
And know that takes time.
331
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,457
A common rule of thumb suggests a month
332
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,500
for every year you were together.
333
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,169
All right, so…
334
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,839
Carry the one…
335
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,508
(mutters)
336
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,261
How-- how many years is a million months?
337
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,184
Yeah, don't worry about it, okay?
It's too long.
338
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,811
-Eve's getting married tomorrow.
-Wait, Eve?
339
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,106
As in "Eve" Eve?
340
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,068
Your ex is Eve?
341
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,944
-Yeah.
-Do you mean that you're--
342
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,613
Yeah, I'm that Adam.
343
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,864
I'm the guy.
344
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,075
The guy who named
all the animals. No biggie.
345
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,034
Yeah, well…
346
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,660
Kind of. You know platypus?
347
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,621
Eh-- Uh, sure.
348
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,207
The second I saw that thing,
I was like, "platypus."
349
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,251
That wasn't even a word.
This is important stuff.
350
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,212
That's why I can't let the wedding happen.
351
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,340
Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just
saying that because I'm their officiant,
352
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,966
which I am, by the way.
353
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,927
-Small world.
-Yeah.
354
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,013
I mean, what are the odds, right?
355
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,348
Right.
356
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,641
(sighs)
357
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,187
Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?
358
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,279
Look, I enjoy breaking into
people's places as much as the next girl,
359
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,949
but I really think
you're overreacting, honey.
360
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,493
Eve: Look, she is not home.
361
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,412
Her phone is going straight
to voicemail. (clears throat)
362
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:03,750
She is not replying to any of my texts
about the marriage certificate.
363
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,711
Even the ones I sent
with that adorable Memoji.
364
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,549
I'm telling you, something is wrong.
365
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,425
That Memoji slays!
366
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:17,180
(sighs) Yeah, well, maybe she's
just using the sex toys we gave her
367
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,599
as a thank you
for agreeing to be our officiant.
368
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,018
(chuckles) We gave her a fruit basket.
369
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,436
Exactly.
370
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,523
So why don't we just leave
the marriage certificate on her desk?
371
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,316
And we can come back tomorrow.
372
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,528
Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that--
373
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,071
What is that smell?
374
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,867
(sniffs) Oh!
375
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,745
That is Adam's aftershave.
376
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,789
(huffs) I knew it.
377
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,875
I've been smelling this shit
for centuries.
378
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,376
What? Adam was here?
379
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,461
-Why?
-(laughs) Why?
380
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:52,299
Because he kidnapped our officiant
to stop the wedding from happening!
381
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,926
-Now come on, he wouldn't go that far.
-Oh, yeah?
382
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,219
Yeah, he would!
383
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,431
He's not used to hearing "no."
Especially from a woman.
384
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:00,599
Let alone two.
385
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,393
-Oh, my God.
-(exhales)
386
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,438
I can't believe you were married
to that bro-hole for so long.
387
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:09,566
What do you mean?
It wasn't like I had a lot of options.
388
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,485
We were, like, the only two humans
on Earth for a while.
389
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,198
And then we just got busy
with the kids, you know?
390
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,366
Cain's terrible twos
were nothing to sneeze at.
391
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,286
Yeah, well, his 20,000s
weren't all that hot either.
392
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:27,751
It just took me some time
to see Adam for what he really was.
393
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,171
Then when I did,
394
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:36,593
I left his ass in the dust,
and I found you, right?
395
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,846
-And now he's kidnapped Linda.
-(sighs)
396
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,933
You can't let him get to you.
397
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,228
Hey, all that stuff
he said about Lilith, that's--
398
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,314
(sighs) You're nothing like her.
399
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,567
(huffs) Yeah, not now.
400
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,194
But I will be.
401
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,240
I mean, everyone becomes
their mother eventually, right?
402
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,160
And-- and how would you know, anyway?
You've never met Lilith.
403
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,287
Well, I feel like I did.
404
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,498
He talked about her all the time.
405
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,377
-Mazikeen: He did?
-Mm-hmm.
406
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,588
"Lilith this, Lilith that."
(imitates monkey)
407
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,091
Hey, babe, babe,
I think I know how we get Linda back.
408
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:19,511
-But we've gotta find him first.
-Oh, trust me, we will.
409
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:23,098
Mr. "I Named All the Animals"
is not gonna know what hit him.
410
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,016
Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right?
411
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:29,229
-So we call my guy, he can triangulate--
-Or straight out of the Maze handbook.
412
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,149
The most efficient bounty hunter
doesn't find her perp.
413
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,819
She makes the perp find her.
414
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:36,736
That's right.
415
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:41,241
All we have to do is just
bait him with what he most wants.
416
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,160
-Yeah, come on.
-(chuckles)
417
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,499
-Amenadiel, hey.
-Hey!
418
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,585
When you said you were coming back,
I didn't think you meant today.
419
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,546
I'm not here for work.
420
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:59,175
I actually-- I wanted to,
um, ask you something, um…
421
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,594
about-- Oh, step over here.
422
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,433
I wanted to ask you about angels.
423
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,144
Um, their wings, specifically.
424
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:10,937
What about 'em?
425
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,732
I know how Lucifer's wings change
426
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984
according to how
he's feeling about himself.
427
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,987
-So is that a thing with all angels?
-Well, it must be.
428
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,489
I mean, there's no reason
to believe that self-actualization
429
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,450
is the case for some but not for all.
430
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,413
I actually went through
a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so…
431
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,248
Why do you ask?
432
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,919
Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings.
433
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,880
Th-- They're weapons, Amenadiel.
434
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,717
All angel wings can be.
It just depends how they're wielded.
435
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,595
Yeah, but they were metallic, almost,
436
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,806
and each feather was
like its own precision blade.
437
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,391
Wow.
438
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,603
They sound awesome.
439
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:56,816
I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool.
I mean, if he gets them.
440
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,986
-It doesn't matter either way, of course.
-Of course.
441
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,407
It's just, being a cop
isn't the safest job, you know?
442
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:09,829
I just-- I wonder if Rory felt
like she needed to protect herself
443
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,624
because I-- I couldn't.
444
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,667
(sighs) Yeah, um…
445
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,337
Listen, um…
446
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,383
if what Sonya went through
is any indication,
447
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,760
then changing the system won't be easy.
448
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,222
We won't just be
fighting criminals out there.
449
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,683
We'll be fighting some
of our co-workers in here.
450
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,731
I mean, it's one thing
to make myself a target, but…
451
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,235
is it fair
to put my daughters through that?
452
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,029
Look, I, uh…
453
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,116
(exhales)
454
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,243
I can't tell you what to do, Chloe.
455
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,497
But I can say that you're lucky
that you have a choice at all.
456
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:57,210
So many people don't have the option
to just walk away from this fight.
457
00:22:58,837 --> 00:22:59,796
You're right.
458
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,591
(sighs) You're right.
459
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,678
If the place that I worked
almost my entire life
460
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,305
is part of the problem,
then the least I can do
461
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,974
is be part of the solution.
462
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,935
Make the world a bit better for my kids.
463
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,938
Rory will have a wonderful childhood.
464
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,400
Because she has a wonderful mother.
465
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,119
Adam: You know,
I'm glad you came to your senses.
466
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,998
(sighs) A doggy
always comes back to its bone.
467
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,875
So glad you're here.
468
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,503
Huh, 'cause we can be together again?
469
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,882
'Cause you are going
to tell me where Linda is.
470
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,719
(chuckles) Sorry, babe. No can do.
471
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,305
(slurps)
472
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,475
We'll see about that, babe.
473
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,854
What? (exhales)
474
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,774
Is your little pet demon lying in wait,
ready to take me down?
475
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,568
No.
476
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,905
Just little old me.
477
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,034
(grunting)
478
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,369
(panting)
479
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,706
And my rainbow-colored belts. (exhales)
480
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,461
(Adam groans)
481
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,506
(Mazikeen cackling)
482
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,803
Adam.
483
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,391
-Adam: Lilith?
-Hmm. (sighs)
484
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,603
Oh, Adam.
485
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,525
You never forget your first.
486
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,651
Am I right?
487
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:45,818
You…
488
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,406
aren't Lilith.
489
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:52,242
Mazikeen: Oh.
490
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,369
Close enough though.
491
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,248
Her spitting image in more ways than one.
492
00:24:58,998 --> 00:24:59,916
Hmm?
493
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,586
Isn't this what you wanted all along?
494
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:05,880
No.
495
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:08,925
I got rid of Lilith.
496
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,511
(chuckles) Oh, you.
497
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,557
We both know how that really went down.
498
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,519
You had Daddy send me away because I…
499
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,647
rejected you.
500
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,734
I couldn't love you the way you loved me.
501
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,111
It's not what I do.
502
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:33,533
So God sent you a consolation prize.
503
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,579
Sweet, pliable Eve.
504
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:42,041
A plaything for you to have dominion over,
like the animals.
505
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,503
Look at her.
506
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,422
Go on.
507
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:49,632
Say it.
508
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,719
She could never fill my shoes.
509
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,681
She's not even a whole person.
510
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,435
-Just a piece of you.
-Okay, that's enough.
511
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,187
What are you doing?
512
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,360
I'm torturing him so we can find Linda.
513
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,196
Yeah, but who are you really
torturing here though? Him or me?
514
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,825
-You're just the button I'm pushing.
-Okay, well, stop pushing.
515
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,411
-Use something else.
-That's not how torture works, Eve.
516
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,039
-Really?
-Mazikeen: This is what I do.
517
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,040
-Who I am.
-(Eve huffs)
518
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,418
You want demons at your wedding?
Well, this is what it looks like.
519
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,171
What? Too much for you?
520
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,591
Oh, right. Well…
521
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,303
Guess that's a good thing
Adam showed up when he did, huh?
522
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,430
Now you've seen the real me.
523
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:40,725
You can leave my ass in the dust
before it's too late.
524
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,810
Leave your a-- Why would I…
525
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,401
-Adam.
-Adam: Yes.
526
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,155
How did you find out about the wedding?
527
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:57,659
Uh, I heard it from Saraqael,
528
00:26:58,201 --> 00:27:00,620
who heard it from Gabriel,
529
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,915
who could have heard it from anybody
530
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:07,210
because it's actually the talk
of the town up in the Silver City.
531
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:10,672
And as you can imagine,
it's not really doing wonders for my rep,
532
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:13,424
but that's, you know,
neither here nor there--
533
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:14,425
Maze.
534
00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:15,927
Mazikeen: What?
535
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:18,346
How did he find out?
536
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,768
Fine. Yeah, it was me.
537
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:29,691
I sent the news hoping
your idiot ex would do something about it.
538
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,609
I'm the idiot? Really?
539
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:35,446
Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve,"
not "Eve and some rando demon."
540
00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:38,032
Why would you want him to find out?
541
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:40,451
-Mazikeen: Because I-- I--
-Because what?
542
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,203
Because I can't be a mother!
543
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,251
That's what this is all about?
544
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:52,588
The fact that I said that
you would be a good mom, once?
545
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:56,384
Once was all it took for me to realize
you have no idea who you're marrying.
546
00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:00,304
I can't be a good mother, Eve.
547
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,100
I'd just end up like her.
548
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,229
And what, we couldn't just talk about this
like-- like a normal couple?
549
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,689
I'm not normal!
550
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:10,648
(Eve sighs)
551
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,775
I don't do "talking."
552
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:16,237
-I needed you to see the real me.
-Eve: What? What is the real you?
553
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:20,116
What? An evil demon
that just ruins everything,
554
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,994
and this will never work out? I can't…
555
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,830
-I can't-- I can't do this anymore.
-You can't do this?
556
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:29,083
Yeah, I can't be the only one
that believes in you.
557
00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,044
I can't be the only one
that believes in us. I, uh--
558
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,381
Of course we don't have to have kids,
559
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,468
but if I'm the only one
who's willing to talk about it and--
560
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,471
and change and-- and compromise, then…
561
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,347
(panting)
562
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,308
…then we shouldn't be together.
563
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,645
We definitely
should not be getting married.
564
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:54,942
Wait!
565
00:28:58,863 --> 00:28:59,781
Eve: What?
566
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,702
Mazikeen: Well, uh,
we still have to find Linda.
567
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,709
I'm sure you'll manage.
568
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,602
Oh, boy. (sighs)
569
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,357
(sighing)
570
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,235
Maze, I got your text.
571
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,821
What's the emergency?
I have a suit that needs fitting.
572
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,322
(shuddering) No, you don't.
573
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,866
I need you to stop me from killing him!
574
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:48,621
Adam.
575
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:52,834
But I thought you were dead and buried.
576
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:55,378
Dust you are
and blah, blah, blah. (chuckles)
577
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,506
So what's he doing here?
578
00:29:58,589 --> 00:29:59,799
And why are you…?
579
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:02,343
Where's Eve?
580
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,429
Oh, Maze.
581
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:08,599
When it comes to self-sabotage,
I fear you've outdone me.
582
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:11,561
Does this mean
my best fiend's wedding is off?
583
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:14,897
He kidnapped our officiant.
584
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,111
-Lucifer: Where's Dr. Linda?
-Mazikeen: He isn't talking.
585
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,112
(Lucifer splutters)
586
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:23,739
The wedding's off.
He got what he wanted, didn't he?
587
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,201
-What are you really after?
-What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh?
588
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:31,122
Make it easy for the Devil,
who stole my wife twice?
589
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,375
Actually, fig leaf,
that's exactly what you're going to do.
590
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:35,877
Tell me,
591
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,589
what is it you truly desire, Adam?
592
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:42,466
I…
593
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:44,218
(sighs)
594
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,971
I wanna be a better man.
595
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,265
Oh.
596
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:51,851
(Adam hesitates) No.
597
00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:55,438
At first, I kidnapped the doctor
to sabotage the wedding, yeah.
598
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,233
But then she helped me realize
what I really need.
599
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,612
-To deal with my issues.
-What issues?
600
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,906
Well, when God first made me,
my role was clear.
601
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,575
Name all the animals,
avoid certain fruit and be a man.
602
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:10,661
That meant, "be strong, show no weakness
and problem-solve through violence."
603
00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:14,332
But everything has changed since.
604
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,084
Women are no longer
an obedient piece of men.
605
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:18,711
And dudes…
606
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,422
Dudes can be vulnerable.
607
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:22,840
Which is…
608
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,134
Which is scary.
609
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,093
Lucifer: Hmm.
610
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:29,305
And wolves, they've turned
into, like, 800 kinds of pets.
611
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,807
Some with really dumb names, by the way.
612
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:32,934
"Poodle"?
613
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:36,354
I mean, that's why you don't let
amateurs do the jobs of professionals.
614
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:42,401
Anyway, she said that
my beliefs about what a man should be
615
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,945
are actually hurting me.
616
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,739
Apparently it's called toxic masculinity,
and it's, um…
617
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:49,659
it's pretty common.
618
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:54,705
The good news is she can cure me.
619
00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:55,748
She's cool.
620
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,626
So, when I'm done with the treatment,
I'll let her go.
621
00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:00,503
So you're asserting dominance over a woman
622
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,381
in order to learn how
to stop asserting dominance over women?
623
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:07,009
-Dude, you are beyond help.
-Whoa, at least I'm trying.
624
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,219
You call this trying?
625
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,973
If you need therapy, you call the office,
make an appointment and pay in cash.
626
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:14,058
Or in kind, if she's up for it.
627
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,768
I mean, have some decency, man.
628
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:17,645
Word, man.
629
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,648
(sighs) You're making me realize
I've not been going about this
630
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,900
in the most ideal way. (chuckles)
631
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:27,029
Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard.
632
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:28,781
I gotta be better at it.
633
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:29,907
And I will.
634
00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:33,577
I swear I didn't hurt the doctor.
635
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,371
-I can take you to her.
-Lucifer: Thank you.
636
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,623
See?
637
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,751
Even the most primitive
of men can evolve. (grunts)
638
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,964
And even the most badass
of demons can soften.
639
00:32:45,715 --> 00:32:46,590
Hmm.
640
00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:48,592
Scary, but it's true, Maze.
641
00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:49,510
Yeah.
642
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:54,432
Yeah, because I've come such a long way
from wreaking hell, inflicting pain…
643
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,894
(sobs) …and driving everyone away.
644
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,649
All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know
645
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,818
wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy.
646
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,699
(Mazikeen clears throat)
647
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,830
After we find Linda,
I'm gonna need your help with something.
648
00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:28,090
♫ "Without You" playing ♫
649
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:33,637
♫ I can't live ♫
650
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:36,974
♫ If living is without you ♪
651
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:40,519
♫ I can't give ♫
652
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:44,607
♫ I can't give anymore… ♫
653
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,610
(wings flap)
654
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,323
Dearie me!
655
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,618
Did they run out of apples?
656
00:33:56,494 --> 00:33:58,746
If you're here to speak for her, don't.
657
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,207
I am not here to speak for her.
658
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,210
Come.
659
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:06,337
Come on.
660
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,799
(sighs)
661
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:11,675
(Eve huffs)
662
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,929
What kind of person tries
to wreck their own wedding?
663
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:18,557
(exhales)
The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love.
664
00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:23,229
I thought you weren't here
to speak for her.
665
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,313
I'm really not.
666
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:28,025
But then I realized,
I never gave you your wedding present.
667
00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:29,944
Come on.
668
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:35,032
(gasps) There's no wedding,
but I like presents.
669
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,912
♫ If living is without you ♪
670
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:43,124
♫ I can't give ♫
671
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,794
♫ I can't give anymore… ♪
672
00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:49,547
-Uh, what am I looking at?
-Lucifer: Demons from Hell.
673
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,341
In freshly dead bodies. (chuckles)
674
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,553
Well, it's both something old
and something new
675
00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:58,222
in something borrowed
with plenty of nasty blue bits.
676
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,599
-So I'd call that a grand slam.
-Wow!
677
00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,644
Thank you?
678
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,105
-Yep.
-Very thoughtful.
679
00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:08,607
Mazikeen: I asked him to do this!
680
00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:12,778
Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not,
681
00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:18,200
I wanted my family to know
that I'm proud of who I love.
682
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:22,997
I thought you had thousands of siblings.
683
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,332
I do.
684
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,877
Uh, most of them turned her down.
685
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,838
Fresh batch of white supremacists
to torture or a family wedding.
686
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:32,381
-Hmm?
-Uh-huh.
687
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,760
-Sorry.
-Mazikeen: Don't be.
688
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:40,014
I honestly thought I'd be
standing outside your balcony alone.
689
00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,435
Must have been very hard to ask.
690
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:46,770
Yeah, but…
691
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,649
I realized that I was holding on
to some pretty old ideas
692
00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:53,068
of what I thought
demons were supposed to be.
693
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,989
(chuckles) Turns out some of us
are the "happily ever after" kind.
694
00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:01,493
I mean, Squee's favorite movie is
Four Weddings and a Funeral.
695
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,079
Mainly for the funeral, but still.
696
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,247
(chuckles)
697
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:12,421
Well, it-- It's very nice to meet you all.
698
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,340
Uh…
699
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:19,595
How do you say, "I wish it was
under happier circumstances" in Lilim?
700
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,769
(speaks Lilim)
701
00:36:29,772 --> 00:36:30,940
Look, Eve, I--
702
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:33,984
I am so sorry.
703
00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:37,404
I'm just terrified of becoming my mother.
704
00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:40,824
And sometimes it's easier
to act as though I already have,
705
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:42,910
instead of fighting.
706
00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:46,080
But I've-- I have changed so much,
707
00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:47,998
and I can keep on changing.
708
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:49,875
Can I ever be normal? Probably not.
709
00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,293
But I can be better.
710
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,046
And I promise,
711
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:56,382
if you give us another shot,
712
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,009
I will never stop trying.
713
00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:03,514
Because I do believe in us. (panting)
714
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:13,357
(sighs) You know, when you try,
you're actually not half bad at talking.
715
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,567
And for the record,
716
00:37:15,651 --> 00:37:18,946
I never wanted you to be normal.
717
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,155
You know, I just…
718
00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,658
I just want you to be you.
719
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,452
Whatever that is.
720
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,584
I'll call the caterer.
721
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,879
My best fiend's wedding is back on!
722
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:38,674
(laughing)
723
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,385
-(whooping)
-(cheering)
724
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,762
-Ah, well done, you.
-I love you.
725
00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:46,265
(mouths)
726
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,101
Rory: This is what Lucifer does.
727
00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,812
Every damn time.
728
00:37:53,564 --> 00:37:54,940
He might still make it.
729
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,651
No, he won't.
730
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,196
I can't believe I fell for it again.
731
00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:20,174
(Ella laughs, chatters)
732
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,635
-Hey.
-Oh! Oh, I'm so-- I'm so sorry.
733
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,305
I'm, uh… I'm saving this one.
734
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:27,639
Oh, okay.
735
00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:30,100
Yeah, uh, no-- no problem.
736
00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:33,562
(clears throat)
737
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,397
-Carol: Hey, how are you?
-Hey.
738
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,485
Whew! Thanks for looking out, man.
739
00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:41,820
So anyway, bill-to-head ratio,
740
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:45,866
that's the only surefire way
to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker.
741
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:48,202
I had no idea you were into birding.
742
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,830
Yeah, I never was, but that's
the only book I could find down there.
743
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,583
There are books in Hell? That's nice.
744
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,542
"Book."
745
00:38:55,626 --> 00:38:56,752
Singular.
746
00:38:56,835 --> 00:39:00,714
-Field Guide to Birds of North America.
-Sounds like an interesting read, though.
747
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:03,801
Dan: Yeah, not so much
after the ten-thousandth time.
748
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:07,846
But, you know, nothing's really
that interesting, not even birding.
749
00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:10,057
We should probably stop talking now.
750
00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:13,143
Yeah, sure.
751
00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:16,188
Uh, I'll just stand in the back,
get out of everybody's way.
752
00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:20,192
(Carol sniffs)
753
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:24,363
You know, it's very pretty here,
but is it just me,
754
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:27,741
or does it smell
like a three-day-old crime scene to you?
755
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,953
Uh, well…
756
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:36,083
(chuckles) Can you believe
they fertilized the plants last night?
757
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,584
-Last night?
-(Amenadiel chuckles)
758
00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:39,878
-It's terrible timing.
-(chuckling) Yeah, I know.
759
00:39:39,962 --> 00:39:41,713
We-- we actually can believe it,
760
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:46,677
because, you know, that right there is,
by far, the most plausible explanation.
761
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,973
So, thanks, Amenadiel,
for clarifying that. (chuckles)
762
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,393
I mean, what did you think?
763
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,979
What, we were at some,
like, hell monster wedding,
764
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,231
attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha!
765
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:02,651
(scoffs, laughs)
766
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,194
I'm just gonna keep this one.
767
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,037
So when are you two getting married?
768
00:40:15,164 --> 00:40:15,998
(both laugh)
769
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:19,001
-Trixie, I don't think that…
-Well, we haven't really discussed…
770
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,879
-…not that we wouldn't.
-…tying the knot. (laughs)
771
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:25,257
I-- I'm kidding, guys.
I just wanted to see you squirm.
772
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,217
-Oh! Hmm!
-Oh, very good!
773
00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,261
(chuckles) You little devil.
774
00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,393
Oh, don't worry, she'll show up.
775
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,395
She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding.
776
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,939
I'm not so sure.
She's got her mom's stubbornness.
777
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:46,320
-I mean "determination."
-Oh. Hmm.
778
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:50,782
Lucifer: Ah. Here she is!
779
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:53,118
Rory! There's a seat here.
780
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,163
Rory.
781
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,965
-What happened?
-I don't know.
782
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,469
♫ "Here Comes the Bride"
playing on electric guitar ♫
783
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:31,990
(laughs) Wow.
784
00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:34,660
Maze, you're getting married.
785
00:41:36,078 --> 00:41:39,873
-I never thought we'd get here.
-Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?
786
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,377
Uh… yep.
787
00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:46,672
-That's exactly why.
-(chuckles)
788
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:18,412
(Adam wolf whistles)
789
00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:21,039
Whoa! (chuckles)
790
00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:24,501
Well, that's quite the upgrade
from the old fig leaves, huh?
791
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,878
Not that I ever had
any complaint about those.
792
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:30,591
-What are you doing here?
-Linda said I should be supportive.
793
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,176
I want the best for you, Eve.
794
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,888
I really do. You deserve to be happy.
795
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:42,561
Thanks.
796
00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:48,859
And also, I heard that you didn't have
anyone to walk you down the aisle.
797
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:52,279
It would be my honor
if I could give you away.
798
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:55,324
Adam, that is…
799
00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:59,077
-It's very big of you.
-Thanks.
800
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:03,665
I might as well, right? It's like
I'm giving away a piece of myself.
801
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:07,002
(laughing)
802
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:08,879
Yeah.
803
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,423
Eve: Yeah.
804
00:43:13,175 --> 00:43:16,094
Uh, I-- I really appreciate that.
805
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:17,971
I do, but, uh…
806
00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:20,766
I think I'm gonna do this one on my own.
807
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:23,060
So, thanks, but…
808
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:26,355
I got this.
809
00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:29,399
♫ "Worship" by LACES playing ♫
810
00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:30,651
(clears throat)
811
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:32,486
Wow.
812
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,156
♫ But I will not take the limits ♪
813
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,992
♫ I could live on the edge ♫
814
00:43:39,076 --> 00:43:42,496
♫ The edge with you ♫
815
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,418
♫ And I will drive on the highway ♫
816
00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:50,962
♫ And I will turn off my headlights ♪
817
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,173
♫ I will swallow the moment ♫
818
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,425
♫ And it could just be all right ♫
819
00:43:55,509 --> 00:44:02,474
♫ But where, where
Where would we go? ♫
820
00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:07,062
♫ Maybe in another ♫
821
00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:11,233
♫ Maybe in another life ♪
822
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,321
♫ Maybe in another ♫
823
00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:20,951
♫ Maybe in another life ♪
824
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,789
♫ 'Cause heaven won't have me… ♫
825
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,625
-(both sigh)
-♫ Devil won't take me ♫
826
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,962
♫ Nothing feels better than you ♫
827
00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:35,924
♫ If angels won't save me ♫
828
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:41,763
♫ Baby, just break me
'Cause nothing feels better than you… ♪
829
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,102
Linda: Between Heaven and Hell,
830
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,063
there's an imperfect place.
831
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:54,067
Our place, here on Earth.
832
00:44:54,985 --> 00:44:57,195
That's where these two women met.
833
00:44:57,279 --> 00:45:00,157
One who sees the best in people,
834
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,326
and one who can torture
the worst out of them.
835
00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:05,412
(laughing)
836
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,622
Linda: But these two women,
837
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:09,791
they understood each other,
838
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,920
and together they made,
in this imperfect place,
839
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:18,467
something that might actually be perfect.
840
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:22,053
The brides have written
their own vows. Eve.
841
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:23,972
(Eve sighs)
842
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:26,850
(sighs) Maze…
843
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,189
I know that at some point
844
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:38,987
you became convinced
that you were unworthy of love.
845
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:43,825
I look forward
to spending the rest of my life
846
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:46,286
proving you wrong.
847
00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:52,042
If recent events are
any indication… (chuckles)
848
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:57,714
…then I am sure that
there's going to be a lot of bumps
849
00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:58,965
along the way.
850
00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:03,720
But as I stand here today…
851
00:46:05,013 --> 00:46:09,100
(sobbing) …in front
of our family and our friends,
852
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:14,815
I promise you
that I will never, ever give up on us.
853
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:18,985
-Again.
-(chuckling)
854
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,988
Because you, Mazikeen,
855
00:46:22,072 --> 00:46:24,032
you're my soul mate.
856
00:46:25,617 --> 00:46:26,952
(Mazikeen sighs)
857
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,623
(gasps) Eve…
858
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:33,625
I, um…
859
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,211
I… (gasps)
860
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,631
(shudders)
I just love you so fucking much.
861
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,633
(laughing)
862
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,969
I love you so fucking much.
863
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:47,764
-(cheering)
-Yeah!
864
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,101
(laughs)
865
00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:54,855
Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife.
866
00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:57,816
(guests shouting)
867
00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,276
-We did it.
-We did it!
868
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:01,236
-(laughing)
-(cheering continues)
869
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,781
(celebratory music playing)
870
00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,169
(dance music playing)
871
00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:19,754
♫ You like me, right? ♫
872
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,298
♫ You want me back ♫
873
00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:24,426
♫ I understand you
We got that chemistry ♫
874
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,720
♫ I'm everything that you need… ♫
875
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:29,264
(laughing)
876
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,438
Don't take it personally.
877
00:47:37,272 --> 00:47:39,858
Because Eve was created for you,
878
00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:42,485
it was important for her
to walk down the aisle
879
00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:44,529
as an individual person.
880
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:48,658
Just like it was important to Maze,
who's been alone for so long,
881
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,827
to walk with someone.
882
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:55,040
(chuckles) Oh, wow.
883
00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:59,210
-You actually are a smart woman.
-Yeah.
884
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,046
Drop the "actually."
885
00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:05,133
Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor."
886
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:09,596
Hey, at least the chair situation
has been alleviated. (chuckles)
887
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,891
-(exhales)
-Look, I know you're having a bad day.
888
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:15,518
But just-- just try
and look at the silver lining.
889
00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:17,687
A bad day? A bad day.
890
00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:19,648
I'm a ghost, Amenadiel.
891
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:23,318
Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese.
892
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,111
-Ella: Mm-hmm.
-Carol: Tastes like cheese.
893
00:48:25,987 --> 00:48:27,864
-Except not at all.
-Mm-hmm.
894
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:29,950
-(Carol sighs)
-Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm.
895
00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:31,826
What's in this?
896
00:48:32,494 --> 00:48:34,663
But at least you're not in Hell, Dan.
897
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:37,999
You're here,
watching your good friend get married.
898
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,626
(chattering)
899
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,381
Well, I will admit,
grousing to you up here
900
00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:47,175
sure beats reading
about grouses down there. (chuckles)
901
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,891
I take it back. This is way too hard.
902
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:57,018
Amenadiel:
Not as hard as Hell though, right?
903
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,896
Being able to see my own daughter
and knowing that she can't see me,
904
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,815
that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel.
905
00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:04,359
Now, why are those
my only choices, anyway?
906
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,945
I don't even know why
I went to Hell in the first place.
907
00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:10,657
And I honestly can't think of anything
I feel guilty about anymore.
908
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:13,994
And what's worse? What's worse
is I'm friends with celestial beings
909
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,413
who are supposed
to understand how all this stuff works,
910
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,789
and not even they can help me.
911
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:21,126
Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could,
912
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:23,920
but the only one who can
get you out of this mess is you.
913
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:26,381
Now you have got to try and figure out
914
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:30,719
what you're still feeling guilty about
and then face it head on.
915
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,179
Great. Great.
916
00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:36,683
So basically what you're telling me
is that on top of everything else,
917
00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:40,353
I'm on my own. That's just peachy.
918
00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:51,197
'Fess up, T.
You spiked the punch, didn't you?
919
00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,284
-Huh?
-Never mind.
920
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:59,956
(chuckles) I'm about four years too early.
I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend.
921
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,293
Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend.
922
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:06,838
(chuckles)
I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend.
923
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:10,216
No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.
924
00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:12,677
You love him, huh?
925
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:14,763
Why?
926
00:50:15,472 --> 00:50:20,060
'Cause he's funny and weird
and really bad at board games.
927
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,270
Lucifer plays board games?
928
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,939
At least once a week. On game night.
929
00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:29,694
(laughs) You guys have a game night?
You… never told me that.
930
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,030
What do you mean?
931
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:34,491
I just met you.
932
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,034
Why does it…?
933
00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,911
Who are you again?
934
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:42,916
I'm nobody.
935
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,630
Hey! All right, so the babysitter's
gonna take Trixie home.
936
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:51,633
-You wanna hit the dance floor?
-I thought you'd never ask.
937
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,010
Oh, and by the way, we need to talk.
938
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,179
Four most terrifying words
in the English language.
939
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:59,432
No, it's nothing bad.
We just need to figure something out.
940
00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:01,768
But now… Right now, we dance.
941
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:03,853
(dance music playing)
942
00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:10,944
-Hey, uh, I'll be right back.
-Mm-hmm.
943
00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:16,866
You're not leaving right now, are you?
Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle.
944
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:20,036
That's what you have to say to me?
945
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,247
I waited. You never showed up.
946
00:51:22,831 --> 00:51:24,541
Waited? Where? Showed up for what?
947
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:30,672
Oh, you went to the tailor. (laughs)
948
00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:34,300
Oh! You went to the tailor.
949
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:38,221
(chuckles) Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry.
Maze needed my help.
950
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:41,474
And you went running,
like you always do for everyone else.
951
00:51:41,558 --> 00:51:43,226
There's always gonna be someone
952
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:45,353
or something you choose
over me, isn't there?
953
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,689
In my defense,
you did say you weren't going.
954
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:49,983
What? And you said you'd be there!
955
00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:53,611
-I can't believe I let myself think that--
-Chloe: Rory. Rory.
956
00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:57,115
-This is not the time or place right now.
-(sighs) Agreed.
957
00:51:57,198 --> 00:52:00,160
Sure. Why don't we talk
about it over game night?
958
00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:02,620
Oh, wait, that's something
you only do with Trixie,
959
00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:04,164
who's not even his real daughter!
960
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:06,875
-I don't believe this.
-Rory. You guys come over here.
961
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:09,919
Lucifer: Game night happened twice.
962
00:52:10,003 --> 00:52:11,087
(dance music playing)
963
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:15,091
♫ If you feel like playing… ♪
964
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,977
(music distorts)
965
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,233
(laughing)
966
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:36,237
-Carol: Ella.
-(shouts)
967
00:52:36,321 --> 00:52:38,990
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so…
968
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:41,367
-It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.
-I-- (sighs)
969
00:52:41,451 --> 00:52:42,994
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
970
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,080
-No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
-It's okay.
971
00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:49,042
-Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up.
-Oh, my gosh.
972
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,126
Are you sure you're okay?
973
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:53,504
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry.
-All right. I'll be right back!
974
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:54,422
(gasps)
975
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,927
-I don't even like Monopoly anyway.
-Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset.
976
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,512
But I'm sure your father has
a perfectly reasonable explanation.
977
00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:02,805
I do, thank you.
978
00:53:02,889 --> 00:53:05,475
Maze was about to kill the first man,
979
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:07,644
whom she used to scare
the first woman away,
980
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:10,313
so I had to go and nab
some bride-soothing demons,
981
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,357
aka, half the guest list.
982
00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:14,943
Maybe not perfectly normal, but…
983
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:17,278
But you're always gonna
find a reason to defend him.
984
00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,906
Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it.
985
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,909
You wanted a glimpse
into your future? How's this?
986
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:27,121
That something big I was going through
when I accidentally time-jumped…
987
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:29,415
it was you dying.
988
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:33,962
In the future I come from,
you're on your deathbed,
989
00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:35,797
and he's not there.
990
00:53:36,506 --> 00:53:38,049
I die in 20 years?
991
00:53:39,092 --> 00:53:41,678
Wh-- No. Mom, I'm older than I look.
992
00:53:41,761 --> 00:53:43,972
Half angel and all that,
but that's not the point.
993
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,432
The point is he's not there.
994
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:50,436
Even for something that important,
he's never there.
995
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,898
-That can't-- (sighs)
-(electronic feedback whining)
996
00:53:53,982 --> 00:53:56,859
Ella: Wait, give me the microphone.
997
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:59,612
-Cut the music! Cut the music!
-(music stops)
998
00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:02,156
-Hold on, I have something to say.
-(Rory sighs)
999
00:54:03,366 --> 00:54:07,245
No, I am not okay!
1000
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,748
I have been trying
to keep it together for Maze and Eve,
1001
00:54:10,832 --> 00:54:12,500
but I can't take it anymore!
1002
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:17,338
I have to say something
because I know the truth.
1003
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:22,051
I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil!
1004
00:54:22,135 --> 00:54:25,680
Not, like, the most Method actor ever.
1005
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:30,268
And Amenadiel is an angel.
1006
00:54:30,852 --> 00:54:32,812
Which makes Charlie half angel.
1007
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:36,232
(speaks Spanish)
1008
00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:39,152
Oh, Maze!
1009
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,945
Maze is a demon!
1010
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,489
And Eve is…
1011
00:54:43,573 --> 00:54:45,199
well, Eve.
1012
00:54:45,825 --> 00:54:49,954
Whoa! I kissed the first woman. (chuckles)
1013
00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:55,168
Oh, oh, oh! And-- and--
and apparently, zombies are real.
1014
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,253
Well, technically they're not zombies,
Miss Lopez.
1015
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,088
-Not now, Lucifer.
-They're demons.
1016
00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:02,550
Ella, I understand
how hard this is to process.
1017
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,302
No, but this is it.
1018
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:07,889
This isn't hard to process at all.
1019
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:12,518
I believe in all this stuff already.
1020
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:16,689
(sobbing) But what I can't believe
1021
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:20,943
is that you all kept it from me.
1022
00:55:21,611 --> 00:55:24,822
It just absolutely breaks my heart
1023
00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,076
that you think so very little of me.
1024
00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,995
And I get it. I get it.
1025
00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:34,207
I get it. I get it.
I'm just regular old Ella.
1026
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:38,044
I mean, how much help can I be
in stopping the end of the world?
1027
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:41,047
-Still, you guys could have at least--
-Whoa. Back up.
1028
00:55:41,631 --> 00:55:43,341
What do you mean the end of the world?
1029
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:46,052
I thought you told me
that was all inside your head.
1030
00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:47,220
Yeah, I lied.
1031
00:55:47,303 --> 00:55:50,598
Because I figured you were
just trying to throw me off the scent.
1032
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,811
Uh, brother.
1033
00:55:57,730 --> 00:56:03,027
Wait, are you guys telling me
that you don't know the world is ending?
1034
00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:06,739
(Mazikeen sighs)
1035
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:11,160
Ella: Uh-oh.
1036
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,830
That can't be good.
1037
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:19,752
Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See?
1038
00:56:19,836 --> 00:56:22,839
Got all cleaned up before it set. So…
1039
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:27,718
What did I miss?
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