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Hey, Brent, watcha eatin'?
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I'm not eating, I'm humming.
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Okay. But, for the
record, you hum when you eat.
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I've had this song stuck in my head
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and I can't remember the name of it.
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I know somethin' good for that.
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Ow!
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How's that supposed to help?
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Oh, no. Wait.
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No, that's a cure for
the hiccups. Sorry.
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Well, how does the song go?
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That's a song?
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It sounds like a
weasel caught in a fan belt.
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A weasel in a fan belt sounds
completely different.
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Come on, you know this.
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A gopher, caught in a chainsaw?
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Wanda, what's the name of this song?
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Capital Cash, by Fast Exit.
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Yes! Finally!
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Unbelievable.
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How can you possibly recognize...
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* Capital Cash, it's your legal stash. *
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* You make a
million dollars and it's... *
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* Gone in a flash
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Yeah!
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Oh, I know a cure for those.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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So, have ya made a
decision about the town plaque?
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These Nanaimo bars are delicious.
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Well, they're not exactly Nanaimo bars.
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Nanaimo bars are from Nanaimo.
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I think a plaque that outlines
the town's history is a great idea.
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Where are these from?
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My kitchen. They're Nanaimo style,
but made in Saskatchewan.
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Hello? Town plaque.
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I mean, yes, these bars are delicious.
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Can we do this?
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Fine.
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We've decided who will write
the blurb on the town plaque.
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I know you both wanted to write it,
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and it was a very
difficult and important decision.
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Sorry, Emma. We're going with Lacey.
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Yes! Oh, yeah!
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I mean, Emma,
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I'm sure you would have
done a great job.
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But yes.
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It is a heartbreaker.
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Well, I'd better get to work. Oh.
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Thanks for getting me outta that.
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Whatever. As long as we
use up our plaque budget.
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* Oh, Baby Girl, I
just want to hold your... *
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Yeesh! You think he
said "girl" enough times?
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Girl, be my girl, baby, be
my girl, I need you girl,
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ya throw like a girl. Not too sugary.
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How does that syrup even pass for music?
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Whatever happened to rock 'n roll, man?
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Exactly.
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You know what's really depressing?
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That I just agreed
with Hank about something?
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That's peculiar, and unnerving.
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It's depressing is when you're
listening to the radio
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and diggin' the
tunes and then the DJ says,
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"You're listening to
an All Oldies Weekend. "
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That is a boot in the berries.
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Berries?
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Metaphorical berries.
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Our rock band in high
school was better than this crap.
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You know, we shoulda stayed with it.
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Who knows what our lives would
have been like today.
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Hey.
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Hey, you want me to fill it up?
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Hey, Brent. The toilet's plugged again.
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I'll get the plunger.
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Ah, the road not taken.
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What did we call our
band, Thunder Chunks?
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Wonder Chunks.
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Wonder Face.
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Thunder Face!
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Yeah, Thunder Face. We were awesome.
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Ho-ho, we were so totally awesome.
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Well, maybe not awesome.
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That word was perhaps overused
in the eighties.
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But we were...
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We were loud!
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We were so totally loud.
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The Dewey Macleod
concert is sold out in Saskatoon.
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I know.
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I've been tryin' for
two weeks to find tickets.
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I bet some big corporation bought
the last 100. Real fair.
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Dewey Macleod. Country singer?
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Yeah. You a fan?
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I just heard the name
Dewey Macleod and took a stab.
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I'm not a fan either.
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Dewey Macleod is a thief and a bum.
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He is not. He's a legend.
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Oh. You know that song
he does, Earl the Squirrel?
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He stole that song from me.
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An international recording artist
stole a song from you?
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Yeah.
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Was this before or
after you jammed with Hendrix?
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Back in the seventies I wrote
a tune called Mona the Monkey.
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Next thing you know, on the radio
there's Earl the Squirrel.
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That's not exactly what we in the
police business call "hard evidence. "
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It's not even soft evidence.
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Mona the Monkey, Earl the Squirrel?
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Casper the Ghost, Dennis the Menace.
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Tony the Tiger. Winnie the Pooh.
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Soup of the Day. You're all smart.
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Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't
know when he's bein' ripped off.
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Ever think about that?
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Maybe just a half a cup for you today.
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Let me guess. You're broke?
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What makes you say that?
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Because you're staring at the
cash the way Hank stares at cash.
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Oh, my God!
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You've become your own metaphor.
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I'm a little short this
week. Can ya spot me a tenski?
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Tenski. You always give it a cute name,
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so it won't seem like real money,
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like that fiveolah I lent him last week.
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Sorry, Hank. You're a bad riskaroonie.
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What am I gonna do for cash?
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Go pick bottles out of the
ditch like some kinda hobo?
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'Cause I did that yesterday.
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Well, get creative.
Show some initiative.
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Like I did.
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I bought the last 100 tickets
to that Dewey Macleod concert.
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Sold them for twice
the price. Real fair.
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That's not a bad way to make money.
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It's kind of illegal.
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No. I mean bein' a musician.
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We should get Wonder
Face back together again.
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Thunder Face. And why would we do that?
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It's not the worst idea I've ever heard.
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Okay, that's twice you've
agreed with Hank.
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Is there some strange planetary
line-up today?
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Hey.
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I got saddled with writing
a blurb for the town plaque.
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Do you know how Dog River got its name?
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It's Dog River because from up in the
sky the river is shaped like a dog's leg.
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So the pioneers called it Dog River.
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The pioneers had an aerial view?
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Oh, yeah.
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They built special aerial
silos with... okay, I made it up.
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Well, it's simple, Lacey.
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The first Europeans to settle
the area called it Dogza Rivia,
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after their village in the Old Country,
some Northern European language.
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Danish?
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Ah, no thanks. I had breakfast at home.
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Timmy, don't play
your slide whistle in here.
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God! It's like living with a racoon.
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What are you looking for now?
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That song I wrote in the seventies,
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the one that Dewey
Macleod stole from me.
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I haven't seen it or any of the
other songs you didn't write.
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Oh, maybe you left it
at Paul McCartney's house.
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Fine. But I'm writing
this Dewey Macleod a letter.
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He's gonna learn that
when you mess with a bull...
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You get a letter?
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Just get me a stamp.
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Our band would have been
better if we showed more discipline.
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I mean why didn't we practice more?
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You had a 9:00 curfew.
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It's hard to be a rock star and be
home before B.J. and the Bear comes on.
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They called it a
bear, but it was a monkey.
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That's Hollywood for you.
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If we're gonna do this, we do it right.
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How about your garage?
We could practice there.
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Aren't you already letting some
local kids practice there?
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True. I suppose I
could give them the boot.
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*
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*
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Sorry, kids.
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You'll have to find somewhere
else to practice.
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Aw, come on, Brent. Me and the
boys are workin' out the lyrics.
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Don't tell me what the
Poets are doin', just amscray.
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Yeah, Thunder Bird's takin' over.
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Thunder Face.
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Thunder Face is takin' over.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Leave your amps.
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Emma, you've lived
here your whole life, right?
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Thanks for cheering me up.
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How did Dog River get its name?
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Oh, I-I think I heard something
about that once,
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but I don't remember.
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Oh. I want to put it on the town plaque.
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You don't want to bother
with that. It's a dull story.
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I thought you said
you couldn't remember.
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I don't. That's how dull it is.
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Emma, they picked me over
you. I can't help that.
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But let's be adults, okay? Right.
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I think I'm still in denial.
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I'm going to go to the
library, see if I can figure this out,
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just for fun.
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You don't often hear the
words fun and library together.
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All right. Here we go.
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One, two, three, four.
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All right!
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*
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Those guys damaged my
ceiling when they were practicing.
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That was awesome!
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Take away the part that
sucks and we're not bad.
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They're not gettin' their
security deposit back,
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I can tell you that much.
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Oh, Emma!
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There's got to be some tickets left.
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I'm the hugest Dewey Macleod fan, ever!
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I have a big poster of him in
my bedroom. Well, in my house.
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Hello?
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He hung up.
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Real fair!
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Did you mention you were a cop?
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Listen, I pay your taxes.
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I want you to go to that
concert and arrest Dewey Macleod.
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Sorry, Oscar. You waited too long
to report any malfeasance.
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Yeah. Plus it never happened.
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Plus copyright
infringement is a civil matter.
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Plus Saskatoon's
out of our jurisdiction.
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Stupid pluses!
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You know, it's, uh, kinda too
bad Oscar doesn't have a case.
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You're siding with him over Dewey?
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No. But if Oscar had any
shred of evidence, hard or soft,
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you could go to the
concert and "investigate,"
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maybe go back stage and
investigate an autograph or two.
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It's about time you came around.
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Yeah.
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I'm not even sure
what malfeasance means.
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* Yea-aah-haa-heaah,
heaah-aa-aay-aay-aay-aaa-a aa-aaa-aaah, sa! *
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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That is so totally
awesome, to play again,
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totally awesome!
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Ya totally sang awesome too much!
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I know. Gag me.
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We sound not bad, but
there's still somethin' missing.
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I know what's missin'.
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For the tenth time, I'm
not setting my guitar on fire.
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Now, somethin's
missing from our sound. Think.
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I notice that, statistically, a high percentage
of rock bands these days have drummers.
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Drummer. That's probably
what held us back in high school.
249
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That and the fact that we
blew the principal's eyebrows off.
250
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,868
Yeah. I didn't know how much
gunpowder to put in the flash pot.
251
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,901
Hi, Karen. Hi, Davis.
252
00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:22,400
Hi, Emma.
253
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,901
Where's Oscar?
254
00:12:23,968 --> 00:12:26,434
Brent asked him to watch
the gas station.
255
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:29,734
You're not helping him with
this Dewey Macleod crap, are ya?
256
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:31,801
Oscar has a very strong case.
257
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,467
The evidence is Nice
try. quite malfeasance.
258
00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:37,767
It's good of you to
meet with me, Mr. Baker.
259
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,434
Oh, hello.
260
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:43,834
I understand that you have lived in
Dog River longer than anyone else.
261
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,133
I like your hat.
262
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,434
Oh, I'm not wearing a... oh.
263
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:53,501
Do-do you know how Dog
River got it's name?
264
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:57,501
You're the second
person today to ask that today.
265
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,400
Really?
266
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:03,567
Yeah. A young girl from the
Rudy caf came around earlier
267
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:06,801
asking all kinds of questions.
268
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:09,534
Oh. That would be me.
269
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:16,033
I'm Lacey, and I'm here now.
270
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,567
Do you like sweets?
271
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,501
Nanaimo bars?
272
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:27,100
So Emma got to you first, did she?
273
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,434
Oh, no, these aren't from Nanaimo.
274
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:31,834
I bet they aren't.
275
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,934
Did you put
"drummer" on the audition sign?
276
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,400
I think I put drummer on it.
277
00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:04,801
That was totally, so totally awesome,
278
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:07,534
and totally loud, Dude!
279
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:10,534
Wow, that was absolutely masculine.
280
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,901
I mean, um, musical.
281
00:14:13,968 --> 00:14:16,834
Okay. Well, we
already have a guitar player.
282
00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:18,534
We're lookin' for drummers. Thanks.
283
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,067
I also play drums. Okay,
thanks for comin'.
284
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,000
I have a tour band.
285
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:25,000
Drive save, then.
286
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:28,000
Boy, they really come out of
the woodwork, don't they?
287
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:36,834
What's all the racket? I
can hear you clear across town.
288
00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,100
You can hear us two blocks away?
289
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,934
There you are.
290
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,501
Good news, Oscar.
291
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,701
We found strong evidence that
Dewey Macleod stole your song.
292
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,000
Good work. Let's see.
293
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:52,467
This is just a picture of me
at the Buffalo Days fair in 1975.
294
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:55,601
Oh, yeah. I forgot
about your 'fro, Dad. Sweet.
295
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,067
It was just a perm.
296
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,033
Really? 'Cause it looks very natural.
297
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,667
At least I have hair.
298
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,534
No, you have a hat.
299
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,434
See that musician in the background?
300
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,767
That's Dewey Macleod doing a show.
301
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:10,534
Proof you two were
together in the same room.
302
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,567
I'll get you some justice, even if I
have to sit through his entire concert.
303
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:19,934
Didn't I ask you to
watch the gas station for us?
304
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,534
Did you mean today?
305
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,167
Hah-hah!
306
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,868
Hey, Paul.
307
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:35,467
How did Dog River get its name?
308
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,934
I'm not sure.
309
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,534
I know the original Cree
name for this area is
310
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:43,033
Let me guess.
311
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,000
It means river of the dog?
312
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,701
Yeah. You speak Cree?
313
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:50,000
Nope. Just startin' to get
the rhythm of this town. Ah.
314
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,834
Have you seen Hank around?
315
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,501
No. He's with Brent and
Wanda. They're rehearsing.
316
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:57,901
They have some kinda band,
Rumble Stuff or Cloudy Puss.
317
00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:00,000
Thunder Face? Thunder
Face is back together?
318
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,100
Yeah, somethin' like that. Tornado Face?
319
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,467
This is so totally
awesome! I loved Thunder Face!
320
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:06,934
No. You know what?
321
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,167
I'm pretty sure it's Rumble Puss.
322
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,667
Rumble Puss?
323
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:20,968
Well, you're the best we've seen so far.
324
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,434
Thanks.
325
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:25,801
I used to be the drummer
at a male bonding retreat.
326
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:27,467
We'd sit around...
327
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:35,634
All right, Karen!
328
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:39,434
Go Karen, go Karen, go Karen.
329
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,501
Chick drummer. That is hot!
330
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,534
Whoo!
331
00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:47,434
Enjoy your male bondage thing.
332
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:48,968
Bond, bonding.
333
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,701
Hi, Emma. Oh, hey, Lacey.
334
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,467
How's the research goin'?
335
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,434
It's funny you should ask that.
336
00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,601
I was just at Mr. Baker's house.
337
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,801
Is he still alive? Anyway, gotta run.
338
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:05,100
And then I went to the
library and the one book
339
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,734
on Dog River had specific
pages torn out.
340
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,434
Weird, huh?
341
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:11,801
Ah, probably teenagers, hip-hoppers
and gangbusters.
342
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:14,033
Kids these days are nothing but trouble.
343
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,567
Excuse me, Ma'am.
344
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,601
I think this wallet
fell out of your coat pocket.
345
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,767
If you're missing anything else,
we could help you look.
346
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,167
Go get a job, ya punk rockers!
347
00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,701
They looked high, didn't they?
348
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,734
I think they were high.
349
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,501
Oh, Emma, what's going on?
350
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:36,467
This is how Dog River got its name?
351
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,467
This guy musta really hated dogs.
352
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,434
Well, it's not
something we like to brag about.
353
00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:43,567
Was there a meeting where they said,
354
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:46,133
"Hey, let's name the
town after that lunatic farmer
355
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,667
who drowned a dozen dogs in the river"?
356
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,667
Yes, actually. But
that's a different story.
357
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,701
Who was this guy, anyway?
358
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,534
Eli Burrows.
359
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,100
Burrows?
360
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,667
He was your great, great uncle.
361
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,601
And I use the term great only
in the genealogical sense.
362
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,868
I'm related to this maniac?
363
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, forget about it.
364
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,467
Besides, he wasn't really crazy.
365
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:17,400
He just wasn't really crazy about dogs.
366
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,000
I feel sick.
367
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:23,434
Nanaimo-style Saskatchewan bar?
368
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,868
Um, I'd just like to
start by thanking Paul
369
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,467
for inviting us to play here tonight.
370
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:32,033
We haven't played a
live gig since, uh...
371
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,467
1986.
372
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:37,467
Ah, thank you, Principal Lumley.
373
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,234
One, two, three, four!
374
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:44,534
*
375
00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:48,434
* Capital Cash, it's your legal stash *
376
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:52,567
* You make a million
dollars and it's gone in a flash *
377
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:55,133
They sound like a
weasel caught in a chainsaw.
378
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,067
No, they don't.
379
00:18:57,133 --> 00:19:00,734
Well, they sound like some small
animal caught in some kinda machinery.
380
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:02,934
* You can have your morals...
381
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,100
I thought you said they were good.
382
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,467
No, I said I loved
them. They're hysterical!
383
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:17,100
*
384
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,467
* I'm playing real hard
But this ain't no game *
385
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:24,467
* You can have your
morals I'll take money and fame *
386
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:28,467
* You may think you're
better but we're all the same *
387
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,100
Sounds like a
muskrat caught in thresher.
388
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,601
Kinda.
389
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,601
Really bad drumming, don't ya think?
390
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,167
The drums? Amateurish.
391
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,567
I can't hear ya. It's too loud.
392
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,434
Well, at least the drumming's good.
393
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,067
Not my cuppa tea.
394
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,501
Not a fan of rock 'n roll, eh?
395
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:49,133
It's just too derivative of the
heavy glam rock of the eighties.
396
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,634
Totally.
397
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:52,901
Play some B.T.O. or somethin'!
398
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:54,434
*... money and fame
399
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:58,868
* You may think you're
better But we're all the same *
400
00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:01,868
This decibel level
could cause permanent damage.
401
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,100
Let's go somewhere fun like the library.
402
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:12,234
*
403
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:16,601
* Playing real hard But
this ain't no game *
404
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,801
What are ya doin', man?
405
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:23,200
That's the thing that makes us loud.
406
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,968
Well, don't lose him with
the technical mumbo jumbo.
407
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,000
Sorry. Had a noise complaint.
408
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:30,400
Gotta shut ya down.
409
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,834
I'll need to take those sticks, Ma'am.
410
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,534
Pig!
411
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,701
What? What did you say to me?
412
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,167
Hey, the man here says that
we can't rock anymore.
413
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:43,901
Are we gonna take that, Dog River?
414
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,968
Well, are we gonna take that?
415
00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:51,267
They seem fine with taking it.
416
00:20:57,534 --> 00:21:00,634
And so today we reveal
the town plaque that will give
417
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:03,667
tourists a little history
of this place we call home,
418
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:05,534
Dog River.
419
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,934
Did it take you long
to write up the blurb?
420
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,667
It came together
quicker than I thought it would.
421
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:18,367
How did early
pioneers have an aerial view?
422
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:21,000
They had balloons.
423
00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:25,567
Closed Captioning by * Capital
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424
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:28,934
Vertical
425
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,934
www. verticalsync. com * You know
the thrill of holding those bills *
426
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,167
* I'm living
cigarettes but I got no skills *
427
00:21:35,234 --> 00:21:38,534
* I'm playing real hard
But this ain't no game *
428
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:41,534
* You can have your
morals I'll take money and fame *
429
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,701
* You may think you're
better but we're all the same *
430
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,834
* I don't feel nothin' I
sure don't feel shame *
431
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:51,000
* I'm livin' it large
a man who's in charge *
432
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:54,200
* Makin' breakin'
rules I'm a regular sarge *
433
00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:57,534
* Capital cash, it's your legal stash *
434
00:21:57,601 --> 00:22:00,968
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it's gone in a fla-aah-haa-heaah...
435
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:11,033
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online? Visit us at cornergas. com
436
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