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[spooky music]
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[upbeat music]
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[bell dings]
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♪ Trick or treat, baby,
on a night like this ♪
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- [Announcer] It's
The Boulet Brothers'
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"Halfway to
Halloween" TV special,
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[audience laughing]
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starring:
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[audience cheering]
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[scissors clicking]
[audience laughing]
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[magical music]
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[audience cheering]
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♪ And hold me tight
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♪ And keep a
kissing me sweetly ♪
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♪ Over the night
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[audience applauding]
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[magical music]
[upbeat music continues]
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[audience cheering]
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♪ Trick or treat, baby
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♪ In your own sweet way
♪ Trick or treat, baby
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[audience cheering]
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[audience laughing]
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[audience applauding]
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[audience applauding]
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[board humming]
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[audience cheering]
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[audience laughing]
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♪ I just love for you to kiss
me in your own sweet way ♪
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♪ Trick or treat
[candy sizzling]
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[audience laughing]
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- [Announcer] And the queens
of darkness themselves,
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[audience cheering]
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your haunting hosts
for the evening,
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[thundering eerie music]
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The Boulet Brothers.
[audience applauding]
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- Welcome to the
show, darlings, and...
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- Happy halfway to Halloween.
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[both laughing]
[audience applauding]
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As we all know, there are so
many of you little goblins
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and ghouly goos out
there who just love
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all things Halloween and horror,
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but unfortunately, you've
got another six months
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until your favorite
holidays here.
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- And we feel it
would just be cruel
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to make you wait all
through the spring
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and summer just to
get your fiendish fix.
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- So we've decided,
as the newest
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self-appointed
sentinels of sahaim,
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to give you a little sustenance
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by creating our
own holiday special
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that will give you a
sinful serving of Halloween
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and horror that is guaranteed
to keep you well fed
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until October 31st.
[eerie music]
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- You see, tonight, we've
put a special call out
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to all of our fellow famous
monsters to come together
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and join us for a sinister,
spectral spectacular,
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filled with blood,
gore, witches, vampires,
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and all things that
go bump in the night.
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- For a halfway to
Halloween celebration.
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[eerie music continue]
[Swan laughing]
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- So why don't you just go ahead
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and turn down the
lights, lock your doors,
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and pull those covers up
over your heads because...
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- It's time for "The Boulet
Brothers' Halfway to Halloween"
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TV special to begin.
[eerie music]
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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[audience applauding]
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[funky music]
[wolf howling]
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- I mean, what's the
deal with pitchforks?
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I've never seen a
villager bale hay.
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[audience applauding]
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- Well, I quit my job.
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- You quit?
- I quit.
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- Get out!
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Why'd you do that?
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- I can't work for
that guy anymore.
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He's insane.
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Literally.
[audience laughing]
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- What did you expect?
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He's a mad scientist!
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[audience laughing]
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- You know, you never see
any normal scientists.
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They're all mad.
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- Just once I'd love to
work for a normal scientist.
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- You know what
this means, Igor?
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Without a job, you're
gonna have to move
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back in with your parents.
- [Audience] Oh!
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- Great. I give up one mad
scientist for two mad parents.
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[audience laughing]
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- Maybe it won't be so bad.
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- Name me one person who's
more insane than my parents.
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[audience cheering]
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[werewolf sighing]
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- Welp,
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full moon.
[audience laughing]
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- So?
- So?
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So what?
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Look at my face.
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It's covered with fur.
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I got fangs.
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- Just don't kill anyone.
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- Who says I'm
gonna kill anybody?
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- You're a werewolf.
It's what you do.
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You kill people.
- [Audience] Oh!
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- I can manage to not kill
anybody for one full moon.
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[audience laughing]
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- You? You can't go one full
hour without killing somebody.
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[audience gasping]
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- I can last longer than you.
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[audience laughing and clapping]
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- Care to make it interesting?
- [Audience] Ooh!
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- What are you thinking?
[clicks tongue]
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[audience laughing]
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- I'll bet you a $100 you
kill someone before me.
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[audience laughing]
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- I want in on this.
- Okay, deal.
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- Hey, count me in too.
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- You?
- Yeah!
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- You don't kill people.
You're a lab assistant.
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We're monsters. We kill people.
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- Oh, I kill people. What do
you think I do on my days off?
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- Okay, but you're gonna
have to put in more money.
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- Yeah. 500 bucks.
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- Deal.
[audience laughing]
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- All right.
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Get 'em up.
[werewolf blowing]
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Now may the best monster
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or lab assistant win.
[audience laughing]
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[all yelling]
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- Ooh! What do you
wanna eat, huh?
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[upbeat music]
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[dolls squeaking]
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- Time to die! Yeah!
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- Jimmy, I've told you, playing
with dolls is for girls.
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Now get ready for bed.
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[mother sighing]
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- [Announcer] Hey, kids,
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do you wanna kill
your awful parents
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but you're not sure
how to hide the body?
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Well, have we got
the answer for you!
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Introducing the Easy
Cake Cremation Oven.
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[devil laughing]
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Simply murder your parents.
[father groaning]
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[mother screaming]
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Dismember their body.
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And set your cremation ovens
to 1600 degrees Fahrenheit
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and watch your
worries disappear.
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[bell dings]
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[hand sizzling]
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- Ooh, look, it's
Mommy's wedding ring.
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[upbeat music continues]
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- Kids.
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What's that smell?
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It smells like
something's burning.
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Let me give you a hand.
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[eerie tone]
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- That's what we were hoping.
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[grandma screaming]
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- [Announcer] The new
Easy Cake Cremation Oven
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comes with everything
you see here.
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Light bulb not included.
[bell dings]
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[audience applauding]
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[ominous music]
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- Nothing quite says Halloween
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like murdering your
family, does it?
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[Swan laughing]
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- Absolutely not.
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I mean, just look
at Michael Myers.
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He's made a killing out of it.
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[Drac laughing]
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- Well, speaking of
Michael Myers and murder,
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that reminds me, we've
already seen the devil,
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a werewolf, an Igor, and
a Frankenstein "Seinfeld"
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but we haven't really
seen any blood yet.
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- Mm.
- And I'm starting
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to get a little thirsty.
- Mm, me too.
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What about you, darlings?
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Are you ready for
a little blood?
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[thunder rumbling]
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- Well, I hope you are,
because coming up next
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we've got a campground
slasher, a satanic siren,
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and a trip to the puppet theater
that you won't soon forget.
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- So without further ado,
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let's begin the
next abominable act
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by welcoming to the
stage the satanic singing
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sensations themselves, the
one and only, Twin Temple.
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[upbeat music]
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[audience applauding]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ My Babalon
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♪ I've got a girl and
her name is Babalon ♪
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♪ She looks a vision,
naked in her red chiffon ♪
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♪ We'll set the
night on fire and ♪
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♪ Light up the golden dawn
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♪ Whoa-oh
♪ Here name is
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ My Babalon
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♪ The bells were ringing,
we say, "Now it's done" ♪
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♪ And she's the mother
of my abomination ♪
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♪ Don't want a wedding
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♪ I want an invocation
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♪ Whoa-oh
♪ Her name is
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ My Babalon
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♪ Seven, seven,
seven days a week ♪
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♪ Seven, seven,
seven headed beast ♪
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♪ Seven, seven, seven
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ She makes me bleed
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ My Babalon
♪ Her name is
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♪ Ba-ba, Babalon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, my Babalon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Babalon, my Babalon
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♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon
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♪ Sacred whore I call upon
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♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon
♪ Her name is
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♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon
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♪ My little Babalon
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♪ I love that little girl
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♪ My little ba-ba-Babalon
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[audience applauding
and cheering]
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[upbeat music]
[birds chirping]
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- Are you ready for fun?
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Are you ready for friends?
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Are you ready for adventure?
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Well, we don't have any
of those things here
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but if you drop your kids off
with us here at Camp Arawak
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you can have all that and more.
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Wait. Oh, did we change
that 'cause I'm, okay.
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Can we do it again?
[tone beeps]
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But if you drop your
kids off with us here at
Camp Happy Trail, you can
have all that and more.
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And I don't mean
just for a few weeks,
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I mean forever.
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Have you tried everything
with Little Jesse
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but she's still just an
annoying little bitch
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no matter what you do?
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Is driving Tommy to repetitive
boring football games
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and never ending sports
practices ruining
your social life?
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Do you hate looking
at Jan's face
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because even though
she can't help it
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she looks just like
your mother-in-law
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and that's never gonna change,
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and you just can't take it
for one more god damn day?
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Well, here at Camp Happy Trail,
we know exactly how to help.
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[water rushing]
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Here we are our...
[clearing throat]
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[tone beeps]
We at Camp Happy Trail
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know exactly how to help.
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At Camp Happy
Trail we specialize
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in taking care of
problem teens like yours
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no matter what the issue may be.
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Our specially trained
counselors, they've seen it all
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and can help with problems
that therapists, priests,
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and teachers say can't be fixed.
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[upbeat music continues]
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With exciting
activities like archery!
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[bow whooshing]
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[bow whooshing]
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[girl screaming]
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Ax throwing.
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[ax clangs]
[man screaming]
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And knot tying.
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[tone beeps]
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After one season of being with
us here at Camp Happy Trail,
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you can rest assured
that your little mistake
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won't be coming home again
anytime soon. [laughing]
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Right, Johnny?
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"I'm sorry I was such a dick
my whole life/" [laughing]
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Too late! [laughing]
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So if you're looking
for the next great-
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[man screaming]
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Just one, just one second.
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[upbeat music continues]
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[woman screaming]
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[tone beeps]
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So anyway, you should call
us today, Camp Happy Trail,
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to begin your new journey
and a whole new life
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without any baggage today.
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- [Announcer] Call
1-800-campkids
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to book your child's stay today.
307
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:48,007
[audience applauding
and cheering]
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[ominous music]
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- Oh! Sorry, I didn't
see you standing there.
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Greetings, boils and ghouls,
witchy poos and booberries.
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It's that time of year,
the perfect time of year
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for a horror comic.
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And you think comic books are
just spandex and superheroes,
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think again, my friend.
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Horror comics have been
around since the 1940s.
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From "Doctor Occult" to-
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[glass breaking]
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[air whooshing]
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Huh.
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These things were so spooky
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that even the government
tried to get them banned.
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There were Senate
hearings in 1954
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blaming horror comics
for juvenile delinquency.
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It was-
[metal clanging]
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Hmm.
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And you know what we have to
say to censorship, don't you?
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We say "fuck censorship
with a witches broken tit!"
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That's what we-
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[air rushing]
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Okay, maybe I'm getting
a little too freaked out
331
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reading this thing,
but you know what?
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I gotta find out how it ends.
333
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So if you'll excuse me.
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[eerie distorted organ music]
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[music stops]
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- Good evening, my frightful
fanatics, my deathly devotees.
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Tonight's tale takes
us into the world
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of a loving puppet
maker and his wife.
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The puppets are their children,
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and you know what they
say about children.
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They see all,
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even when we think they
aren't watching. [laughing]
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[eerie distorted organ music]
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[switch clicks]
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[soft music]
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[puppeteer coughing]
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The puppeteer loved his
puppets with all his heart.
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- Have some hot tea, my dear.
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Your cough will wake the dead.
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- Thank you, my love.
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- Well, of course, my dove.
352
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- Now, now, let me
get back to work.
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Our little children need me.
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[soft music continues]
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[puppeteer coughing]
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- [Narrator] The
puppeteer loved performing
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and his wife helped to run
their struggling business.
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[switch clicks]
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Plus alas, the life
of a puppeteer's wife
isn't resplendent
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with the fancy mink
stoles and jewelry
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that the puppeteer's
wife felt she deserved,
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but she had a plan that
she had been implementing
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slowly but surely,
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drop by drop, for
quite some time.
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[ominous music]
[puppeteer coughing]
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She cashed in his life insurance
and sold the old theater
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where the puppeteer
had plied his trade,
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and then she planned to
sell all of the puppets
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that people would
be willing to buy.
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And for those that didn't...
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- And these old puppets
can just go in the trash,
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they're just wood and string.
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Wood and string.
[ominous music]
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Worthless.
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[woman gasping]
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[woman gasping]
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[woman screaming]
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[ominous music]
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[switch clicks]
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[woman screaming]
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- Wood and string.
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Wood and string.
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Isn't life a funny
thing? [laughing]
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[upbeat organ music]
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[eerie music]
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[bell tolls]
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- Whew!
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Whew!
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Now that was some
scary shit, kids,
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but it's just a comic book.
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Absolutely nothing to
be scared of because-
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[ominous music]
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Oh shit!
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Oh shit!
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Oh my god!
[bell dings]
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00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:17,047
[audience applauding
and cheering]
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[eerie music]
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- Now that was entertaining.
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[upbeat music]
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00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:39,679
[Swan sighing]
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00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,811
- Twin Temple are so cool.
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00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,685
[Swan sighing]
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I just love the devil.
[thunder rumbling]
404
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:52,431
- While Halloween may be
all about monster's horror
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and getting scared,
we must have forget
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that it's also all
about candy and treats.
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00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,699
- And we happen to have a
special guest chef here on hand
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who is going to give you
a lesson on how to make
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some quick delicious
holiday fare
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that is sure to satiate
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all of the little trick or
treaters in your neighborhood.
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- And speaking of
creepy cuisine,
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we also have a super
weird musical guest
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who came here all the way from
Russia just to perform a song
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that celebrates her favorite
Halloween treat, ravioli!
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00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,286
- Ravioli?
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00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,293
- Bon appetit, uglies!
And let the show begin.
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00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:31,426
- Ravioli?
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00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,564
[eerie music]
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00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:56,930
[audience applauding
and cheering]
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00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,933
- Hello, darlings.
I'm Barbara Crampton.
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00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:02,152
Welcome to my kitchen.
[audience applauding]
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00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,633
I'm going to teach
you how to prepare
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some of my favorite
fast, spooky recipes
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00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,510
that are guaranteed to make you
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00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,773
feel like the season
of the witch is
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00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,949
right around the corner.
[audience laughing]
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00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:19,996
I'll start things off with a
finger food recipe. [laughing]
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00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,955
[audience laughing]
430
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,871
Crush the meat around
the bone and the knuckles
431
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,090
so that you can loosen them up.
432
00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:30,267
So I'm using a nutcracker.
- [Audience] Oh!
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00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,400
- Oh my God, that's amazing.
434
00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:34,010
Do you hear that crunch?
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00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,795
It's gonna be delicious.
436
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:40,626
And then you wanna sprinkle
a little bit of lemon
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00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,802
and some extra virgin olive oil.
438
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,499
I always use it.
439
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,370
Don't they look delicious?
440
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,589
[audience applauding]
I might have to
441
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,330
take a little sample.
442
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:52,812
Mm.
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00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:56,380
Next, brain vichyssoise.
- [Audience] Oh!
444
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,904
- Mm.
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00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,515
Here we're going to
take a fresh head.
446
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,647
[audience laughing]
447
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,214
Crack open the cranium. Ready?
448
00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,567
Oh! [laughing]
449
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,090
Oh my gosh.
450
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,918
Well, you know, it
gets a little messy,
451
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,876
but, um, it's worth it.
452
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:19,578
We're actually going to take
the brain out of the skull,
453
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,971
so all that delicious
juice in there.
454
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,973
[audience applauding]
455
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:26,889
I'm gonna lift this
up. There we go.
456
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,283
Oh my God, that looks amazing.
457
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:33,592
And we're gonna take that
and pop it just like that.
458
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,332
Bam! [laughing]
[audience laughing]
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00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,290
Beef broth.
460
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,032
There you go.
461
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,295
I didn't measure, but I
think that should be good.
462
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:45,212
I think this is the best
part of the whole recipe.
463
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,735
Pig's feet. Yummy.
464
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,783
Mash that in. Maybe, I
don't know, one more.
465
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,175
That didn't feel
like quite enough.
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00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,350
[blender whirring]
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00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,526
It already sounds delicious.
468
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,659
[audience applauding]
469
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:01,489
Perfect. Look at that
beautiful crimson color!
470
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,839
That is going to be amazing.
471
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,277
Oh my gosh.
472
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,410
We're gonna take the whole head
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00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:13,066
and bake it in the oven
for about two hours.
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00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,679
Ooh la la! [laughing]
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00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:23,250
As you can see, the
finished dish is just, well,
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00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:27,123
to die for. [giggles]
[audience applauding]
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00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,735
Last but not least
is our main course
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which is a classic
cannibal charcoal Barb-b-q.
479
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:35,479
[audience laughing]
480
00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,743
See what I did there? [laughing]
481
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,570
[bell dings]
482
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,573
Now, as you can see, I
already have a fresh carcass
483
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:46,186
but what I'm gonna show
you is how to glaze it.
484
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:50,103
Now first you wanna take
the giblets out. [grunting]
485
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,757
[audience applauding]
486
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,498
Yeah, they're a little stringy,
487
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,892
but they're going
to be so yummy.
488
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,678
My hands got a
little, I don't know,
489
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,289
red from all the blood,
I gotta wipe 'em off.
490
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:06,249
Yeah, that's good.
[audience laughing]
491
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,861
Now you're gonna mix this
right up with some other stuff.
492
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,167
First we have a
little soy sauce.
493
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,909
Pour that right in. Yeah.
[audience laughing]
494
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,694
Everybody loves ketchup.
495
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,783
You can put it on anything!
[audience laughing]
496
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,133
That is gonna be amazing.
497
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:22,222
Now just toss it
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00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:26,879
all over the crispy exterior
of the body. [laughing]
499
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,229
[audience applauding]
500
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:33,537
So voila! That's all the time
we have today, my friends.
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00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,714
I hope you enjoy
making these recipes
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00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,542
with your family as
much as I enjoyed
503
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:41,589
making them with your family.
504
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:43,112
[audience laughing]
[bell dings]
505
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,071
Happy halfway to
Halloween, ghouls,
506
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,594
and we'll see you next time
507
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:49,336
on "From Beyond
Barbara's Kitchen".
508
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,599
It's delicious.
509
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:55,211
[audience applauding
and cheering]
510
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,996
[spooky music]
511
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,911
- [Announcer] Do you have
questions about your love life?
512
00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,913
Do you wonder if you'll
meet the man of your dreams?
513
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,958
Are you curious about
how many kids you'll have
514
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:04,873
or how rich you'll be one day?
515
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,875
Do you want to know if your
husband is cheating on you?
516
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,442
Well, now you can
get the answers
517
00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:10,270
to all of these
questions and more
518
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,663
by calling us here at the
Halfway to Halloween Hotline.
519
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,057
- Everybody knows
Halloween is the time
520
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:18,582
when our world is closest
to the spirit world.
521
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,715
But if you need help now,
522
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,240
our Halfway to Halloween
operators are standing by
523
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:27,853
to connect you directly
to some spooky spirits
524
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:32,771
who can answer all your
psychic questions and more.
525
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,599
[phone ringing]
526
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,298
Let's take a call now and
I'll show you how easy it is.
527
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:41,692
[phone ringing]
528
00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,043
Hello, caller. How
can we help you?
529
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,827
- [Caller] Oh, yeah,
530
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,656
that slutty witch costume
is so fucking hot.
531
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,397
Oh, I just wanna
stick my face in your-
532
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,528
- Oh!
533
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:52,442
Whoa. Uh.
534
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:54,836
Let's move on to
the next caller.
535
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,447
[phone ringing]
536
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,145
Hello, stranger.
537
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,929
How can we help you?
538
00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,018
- [Caller] Hi! My mom
doesn't know I'm gay, but I-
539
00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,411
- Yes, she does.
540
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,981
And it's your best
friend. She's the one.
541
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,548
- [Caller] Are you sure?
The spirits can see that?
542
00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:13,246
- Well, no, but honestly,
543
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,075
your friend sounds
like a real bitch.
544
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,990
- [Caller] Oh my gosh. Thank
you. You helped me so much.
545
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,730
- Oh, thank you.
546
00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,167
Bye, bye, now.
547
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,778
- Bye.
- God what a fucking loser!
548
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,693
- [Caller] Excuse me?
549
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,129
- Hello?
550
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,870
Knock knock.
- Uh, who's there?
551
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,480
- I'm glad you asked!
552
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,613
For an easy payment
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553
00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:35,746
you can have these
answers and more.
554
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,270
- [Caller] Hi, so
I have a stalker
555
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,054
and I wanna know if
he's watching me now.
556
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,577
- Ooh, okay.
557
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,798
Let me see what my tower
cards hold for you.
558
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,802
[dramatic thud]
[eerie music continues]
559
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,543
Oh, the death card.
560
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,720
Uh, death does not necessarily
mean you're gonna die.
561
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,201
[caller choking]
562
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,943
See, the death card
holds many meanings.
563
00:30:57,986 --> 00:30:59,727
[caller choking]
564
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,338
You know, in some cultures,
death means rebirth.
565
00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,427
[caller choking]
566
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,907
[dial tone ringing]
567
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:06,865
Hel, hello?
568
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,739
Call us now at the Halfway
to Halloween Hotline
569
00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,916
and get your questions
answered today.
570
00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,745
- [Announcer] Our
service and website
571
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,660
are for entertainment only.
572
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,096
The service is for adults,
18 years of age and older.
573
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:24,056
[audience applauding
and cheering]
574
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,625
[eerie music]
575
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,079
[monitor beeping]
576
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,748
[blood gushing]
577
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:07,403
[monitor beeping faster]
578
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,014
[blood splatters]
579
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:13,105
♪ Ra
580
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:17,109
♪ Vi
581
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:21,156
♪ O
582
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,073
♪ Li
583
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:29,208
♪ Ra
584
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:33,125
♪ Vi
585
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:37,259
♪ O
586
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:41,133
♪ Li
587
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,352
♪ Ingrassiamo
588
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,311
♪ Ci innamoriamo
589
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,529
♪ Poi mangiamo
590
00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:49,141
♪ E all'inferno bruciamo
591
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,185
♪ Ra
592
00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,230
♪ Vi
593
00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:52,100
♪ O
594
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,275
♪ Li
595
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:54,189
♪ Ra
596
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,147
♪ Vi
597
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,104
♪ O
598
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,236
♪ Li
599
00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:58,150
♪ Ra
600
00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,238
♪ Vi
601
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,195
♪ O
602
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:01,196
♪ Li
603
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,328
♪ Ra
604
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,198
♪ Vi
605
00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:04,156
♪ O
606
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,374
♪ Li
607
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,812
[ominous music]
608
00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:13,252
[guts squishing]
[music rising]
609
00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:15,558
[upbeat music]
♪ Piscio di gatto
610
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,473
♪ Piscio di ratto
611
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,171
♪ Piscia umana
612
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,216
♪ Merda umana
613
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:23,305
♪ Merda di gatto
614
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,307
♪ Merda di ratto
615
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:29,529
♪ Merda, merda, merda,
merda, merda, merda, merda ♪
616
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:30,356
♪ Ra
617
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,444
♪ Vi
618
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,271
♪ O
619
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,315
♪ Li
620
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,360
♪ Ra
621
00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,448
♪ Vi
622
00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:36,362
♪ O
623
00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:41,410
♪ Li
624
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:42,977
♪ Ra
625
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:43,978
♪ Ra
626
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:44,892
♪ Vi
627
00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:45,893
♪ O
628
00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:46,937
♪ Li
629
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:47,982
♪ Ra
630
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:48,983
♪ Vi
631
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:49,853
♪ O
632
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:50,985
♪ Li
633
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,073
♪ Ra
634
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:52,987
♪ Vi
635
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:53,944
♪ O
636
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,076
♪ Li
637
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,903
♪ Ra
638
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:56,904
♪ Vi
639
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:57,774
♪ O
640
00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:58,819
♪ Li
641
00:33:58,862 --> 00:33:59,776
♪ Ra
642
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:00,908
♪ Vi
643
00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:01,952
♪ O
644
00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,215
♪ Li
645
00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:07,784
♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente
646
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:11,353
♪ Uniamo tutta la gente
647
00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:15,400
♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente
648
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:19,013
♪ Uniamo tutta la gente
649
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:23,931
[audience applauding
and cheering]
650
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:26,455
[eerie music]
651
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:38,902
- Well, that was truly
bizarre. [laughing]
652
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:42,819
- And I loved every
ravioli minute of it.
653
00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:43,994
- I did too, and you know,
654
00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,518
I'm really enjoying our little
655
00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,433
Halfway to Halloween
Celebration so far
656
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:51,132
but I can't shake the feeling
that we're missing something.
657
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,699
- It's sex.
658
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:55,440
[seductive music]
[thunder rumbling]
659
00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,007
Yes. Yes.
660
00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,922
Halloween is all
about dressing up
661
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,491
and monsters and candy and
all of that, but it's also
662
00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:06,626
about being a total slut.
663
00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:08,193
- What are you talking about?
664
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,064
- Think about it.
665
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,981
Every adult Halloween costume
is just a classic costume
666
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,983
with the word sexy before it.
667
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:17,158
- Hmm.
668
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,204
Hmm. Sexy nurse.
669
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:21,554
- Mm-hmm.
- Sexy doctor.
670
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,947
- Ooh.
- Sexy fireman.
671
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,124
- Oh.
- Sexy devil.
672
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,517
- Ooh. [laughing]
673
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,215
- I guess you're right.
[Swan laughing]
674
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,652
- And also nothing
says Halloween
675
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:35,698
like a sexy, late night hookup.
676
00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:39,398
Halloween always makes
people lose their inhibitions
677
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:44,316
and can get them caught up in
all sorts of scandalous acts.
678
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,187
- True, but as we all
know from watching
679
00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,798
almost every horror movie,
the people who usually
680
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:52,106
partake in provocation
rarely make it out alive.
681
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,064
- Which sadly may be the case
682
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,459
for the hot and horny
couple in our next story.
683
00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:01,463
You see, it was a dark and
stormy Halloween night.
684
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:05,337
- Now, now, you don't
wanna spoil the surprise.
685
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,078
[ominous music]
686
00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:12,909
And speaking of surprises,
we have one of our own
687
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:16,348
coming up right after our
next naughty narration.
688
00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:20,743
Stay tuned, uglies. [laughing]
689
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:25,052
[audience applauding
and cheering]
690
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,621
[ominous music]
691
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:31,058
- Look.
692
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,581
Okay. Don't be nervous.
- I know.
693
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,409
- We've already done it
with a few girls now,
694
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,064
and you promised we could
do it with a guy next.
695
00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:39,893
- Yeah, I know.
- Come on, BB.
696
00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:41,982
It's our anniversary.
Be adventurous.
697
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,420
- But what if he tries
something with me.
698
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,684
- That is going to be
fun. If he tries some....
699
00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,296
I mean, it's gonna happen.
- Yeah.
700
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,778
[man banging]
[both screaming]
701
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,258
- Oh my God.
702
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390
- I think that's him.
- Yeah!
703
00:36:58,433 --> 00:36:59,956
- I think, hi!
- Hi.
704
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,220
- Uh. Uh, Go get, go around.
705
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,351
Go around.
- Just it-
706
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,961
- Let him in. Let him in.
707
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,876
- Okay. Okay. That
scared me, but...
708
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,269
- Wait, how do I look? How
do I look? How do I look?
709
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:09,531
Good. Okay, good. Okay.
710
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,141
Let him in. Let him in.
- Yep.
711
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:13,535
[ominous music]
712
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,102
- Okay.
713
00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:16,625
How do I look?
714
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,975
[ominous music]
[thunder rumbling]
715
00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:19,846
Whoa.
716
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:22,892
[thunder rumbling]
717
00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,503
Wow.
718
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:25,547
You, you are
719
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,986
much bigger in real life.
720
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:33,251
- Yeah, that's what
they always say.
721
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,600
- I bet they do.
722
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,472
Whoa, what is that?!
- Oh my god, oh my god,
723
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,518
oh my god.
- Oh my god!
724
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,738
- Please don't.
- Uh. I'm a lumberjack.
725
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,740
I thought you said
you read my profile.
726
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,655
- I don't read! She read.
727
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,222
- I did and I forgot to
tell you he's a lumberjack.
728
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,051
- You didn't tell me
he's a lumber jack.
729
00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:52,531
- I forgot to tell you.
- You gotta tell me this.
730
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,750
- He's a lumber
jack. I'm so sorry.
731
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,970
Please sit down.
[man laughing]
732
00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,450
I'll, uh, get some
drinks for us.
733
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,408
- You, you have a ax.
734
00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,845
That's awesome. [sighing]
735
00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,630
Look, I just, I just have to ask
736
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,849
do you do this sort
of thing often?
737
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,416
- Oh, yeah.
738
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,157
Sometimes couples
just need someone
739
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,334
to come into their relationship
and, uh, tear 'em up.
740
00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,075
[ominous music]
741
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,424
[thunder rumbling]
742
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,731
If you know what I mean.
- Yeah.
743
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,559
I mean, I...
744
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,083
I don't know if we're
looking for all that, but-
745
00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,215
- It's like sometimes
they start off
746
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:28,218
just wanting to have
a little bit of fun.
747
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,785
Once I get started,
748
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:33,528
I just get out of control.
749
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:37,532
Before you know it, I get
so heated up and I just.
750
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,839
- Oh!
- Wanna split 'em both in two.
751
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,319
- Oh, god. Okay tiger.
752
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:47,150
Look, we are very excited
for what happens next.
753
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,587
Um.
754
00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,240
Just be gentle.
755
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,025
- You know what?
756
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,941
I am going to get into something
a little more comfortable
757
00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:57,552
and I want you two to bond.
758
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,684
Okay?
- Okay.
759
00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,860
- It's gonna be great.
760
00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,602
- Wait till you see what
she has planned for you.
761
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:08,258
It's gonna be amazing.
[ominous music]
762
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,395
[man moaning]
763
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:20,053
All right, guys, that's
what I'm talking about.
764
00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:23,404
[men grunting]
765
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,840
- Oh, oh, oh!
- It's hurts!
766
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,581
Oh my God! It hurts.
- Oh my god!
767
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,104
- It's hurts, it hurts.
768
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,455
- Boys, make sure
you save some for me.
769
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:33,196
[ominous music]
770
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,292
[woman grunting]
771
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,688
[chainsaw whirring]
772
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,476
All right, boys. I'm coming.
773
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,653
[ominous music continues]
774
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:57,438
- I can't take
him! He's too big!
775
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,876
[chainsaw whirring]
776
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,790
- No!
777
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:02,965
No!
778
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,445
No, no!
779
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:07,274
- Open up, baby.
Don't be scared.
780
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,363
It only hurts when
it first goes in.
781
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:13,149
- No, no, no!
[laughing]
782
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,459
[yelling]
783
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:20,635
[audience applauding
and cheering]
784
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,595
[fast eerie music]
785
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:42,222
[upbeat rock music]
786
00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:10,119
[upbeat rock music continues]
787
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:17,257
♪ If you want to know how
788
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,911
♪ To high, then go now
789
00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,521
♪ To the place where
all the concubines ♪
790
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,740
♪ Meet and converse with them
791
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,306
♪ Marvel at their pale skin
792
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,221
♪ Wonder how they
chew on their pointy ♪
793
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,440
♪ Teeth and hair are beauty
794
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,963
♪ They know it's their duty
795
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:29,965
♪ To be countess in
their hearts and their ♪
796
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,924
♪ Minds that have to whisper
♪ See in them a sister ♪
797
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,883
♪ Look into their eyes
and you'll become ♪
798
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:39,105
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
799
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:43,631
♪ You know what flows
here like wine ♪
800
00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:48,331
♪ Stay here with
us, it's just time ♪
801
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:52,988
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
802
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:55,121
♪ Sorrow is their master
♪ Cackling with laughter
803
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,515
♪ Now he's having
just one piece of ♪
804
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:58,690
♪ Cakey is their make up
805
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,692
♪ Catholics try to shake up
806
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,258
♪ All the things that form
their lives, but they're ♪
807
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:06,698
♪ Dead, their
sighs, their songs ♪
808
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:11,354
♪ They know what
they do is wrong ♪
809
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:16,316
♪ Stay here with
us, it's just time ♪
810
00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:19,841
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
811
00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:24,716
[upbeat rock music continues]
812
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:30,983
♪ Candelabra's lighted
813
00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,550
♪ Satan has been sighted
814
00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:34,552
♪ Never has there
been an evening like ♪
815
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,684
♪ This is what they wanted
♪ Always to feel hunted ♪
816
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,991
♪ You can never be
too rich or too ♪
817
00:42:39,034 --> 00:42:43,604
♪ Thin, the blood has run out
818
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:48,261
♪ Fangs ruin any cute pout
819
00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:52,265
♪ Morning has come
now they've wn ♪
820
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:57,313
♪ What have you learned
from what has been shown ♪
821
00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:02,449
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
822
00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:06,714
♪ You know what flows
here like wine ♪
823
00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:11,632
♪ Stay here with
us, it's just time ♪
824
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:16,115
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
825
00:43:16,158 --> 00:43:20,641
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
826
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:25,211
♪ You know what flows
here like wine ♪
827
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:30,042
♪ Stay here with
us, it's just time ♪
828
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:34,307
♪ Transylvanian Concubine
829
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:38,659
♪ You know what flows
there like wine ♪
830
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:42,968
[audience applauding
and cheering]
831
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:47,189
[eerie music]
832
00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:55,676
- I'm afraid that's all the time
833
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,678
we have with you
tonight, darlings.
834
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,637
- We do hope you've
enjoyed yourselves
835
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,464
and we want to thank
you all for joining us
836
00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:04,772
for our first "Halfway
to Halloween" TV special.
837
00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:05,947
[Swan laughing]
838
00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:08,297
- Nightmare Girls, take it away!
839
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:12,650
[audience applauding
and cheering]
840
00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,917
[eerie organ music]
841
00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,710
[upbeat music]
842
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,977
♪ When the moon arises
in the western sky ♪
843
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,677
♪ And the vampires
are out on the sly ♪
844
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:43,376
♪ At times they have trouble
finding necks to bite ♪
845
00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:47,075
♪ That's why I cook up
in my roon tonight ♪
846
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,251
♪ My riboflavin flavored
847
00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:54,300
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
848
00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:56,737
♪ Riboflavin flavored
849
00:44:56,781 --> 00:45:01,742
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
850
00:45:03,265 --> 00:45:05,180
♪ Drac came to me
one night at 12:00 ♪
851
00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:08,793
♪ And said the blood bank
had no blood on the shelf ♪
852
00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,577
♪ I exclaimed "don't fret"
853
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,318
♪ I'll give you on fix
854
00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:15,887
♪ Of my newly regenerated mix
855
00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:18,324
♪ I gave him
riboflavin flavored ♪
856
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:23,111
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
857
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:25,592
♪ She gave him
riboflavin flavored ♪
858
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:30,640
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
859
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,122
♪ It gives you quick
relief you see ♪
860
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:38,083
♪ From fang aches and
corpusle deficiency ♪
861
00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:39,301
♪ Natter
862
00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,303
♪ Consuming my laboratory brew
863
00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:44,829
♪ It'll make a new
vampire out of you ♪
864
00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:47,222
♪ It's that quality unleaded
865
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:52,271
♪ Only one calorie,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
866
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,318
♪ Drac enjoyed my
brew without a hitch ♪
867
00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:59,757
♪ Now he's one of those that
would rather fight than switch ♪
868
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,195
♪ If you're biting more
necks, enjoying it less ♪
869
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:06,894
♪ Try my new
non-carbonated best ♪
870
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,201
♪ My riboflavin flavored
871
00:46:09,244 --> 00:46:14,249
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
872
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,686
♪ Riboflavin flavored
873
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:21,735
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
874
00:46:22,692 --> 00:46:24,085
♪ Riboflavin flavored
875
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:28,655
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
876
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:31,005
♪ Riboflavin flavored
877
00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:35,880
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
878
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,273
♪ Riboflavin flavored
879
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:43,104
♪ Non-carbonated,
polyunsaturated blood ♪
880
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,500
[audience applauding
and cheering]
881
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,856
- Good night, uglies.
882
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,207
- We'll see you again
on Halloween night.
883
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:04,256
[both laughing]
[thunder rumbling]
884
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:10,131
[eerie music]
885
00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:16,311
[spooky music]
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