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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,498 Captain: Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 2 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,417 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. 3 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,710 Is that you, Johnson?! 4 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,212 You're a real lazy piece of shit! 5 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,048 Johnson, wake up! 6 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,859 Johnson: Sorry, sir. Just guarding the tank. 7 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,443 Captain: You were sleeping! I heard you! 8 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,196 Johnson: But it's just so comfortable up here. 9 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,722 I, uh... 10 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,183 Captain: God damn it! And, you there, stop posing! 11 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,434 Soldiers: Sorry, sir. 12 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,894 Captain: Fucking showboats. 13 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,563 Soldier: Excuse me, dear capitan. 14 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,040 Captain: What do you want? 15 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,424 Soldier: Can I get some cigarettes? 16 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,085 - Captain: No. - Soldier: How about a rifle? 17 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,652 Captain: You're a prisoner of war! 18 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,857 Soldier: That doesn't mean we can't still be friends. 19 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,007 - Captain: It does actually. - Soldier: Does it really? 20 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,741 I've never heard that. How about a bugle? 21 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,910 Captain: We already have a guy who plays the bugle. 22 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,721 Soldier: I can for sure play better than him. 23 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,122 Bugler: It's true. I suck. 24 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,915 Captain: I'm not giving you a bugle. 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,418 If I had it my way, I would kill all Germans in this place! 26 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,962 Soldier: But you already killed all ze Germans in this place. 27 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,384 Captain: And I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me! 28 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,511 Soldier: Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone 29 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,930 - with a war crime, my friend. - Captain: We aren't fri... 30 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,807 Soldier: Sir, I see something over there! 31 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,451 Captain: What is it was? Where's Johnson? 32 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,394 Johnson: Yeehaw! 33 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,771 Captain: Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run! 34 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:11,131 Announcer: This is the "video journal of neurosurgery" with... 35 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,427 Guys, I told you the list is endless. 36 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,764 So why wait? Call this toll-free number and order now. 37 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,015 Girl: Pizza! 38 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,439 Young woman: Oh, wait. 39 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,485 So good. 40 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,492 Woman: Come on! 41 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,213 Man, I'm getting crazy. 42 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,717 -Yeah! Yeah! 43 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,845 I'm out of my fucking mind. Aah! 44 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,722 Let's fuck it up! 45 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:08,355 - Shh. Hey! What's up, bud? - Get out of here! Stop! 46 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,023 Young man: Hey, make sure you wipe. 47 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,775 J“ gonna die in this town j“ 48 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,944 j“ she knows I'll never leave her j“ 49 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,904 j“ 'cause I can't live without her j“ 50 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,532 - take it. Take it. - Vodka? You want some of that? 51 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:24,955 This is my dick. That's right. It's big. 52 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,415 Come on! Don't be a pussy! 53 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,794 Oh, shit. Are you hurt? 54 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,897 J“ I don't think you could ever made a big mistake j“ 55 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,757 j“ 'cause I don't want to never to get you off my... j“ 56 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,135 j“ I love that we hate the same things j“ 57 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:42,347 j“ I hate everyone else j“ 58 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,100 all: R.A.C.K. Fuck shit up! 59 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,147 Welcome, everyone, to party of... 60 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:53,692 All: R.A.C.K. Fuck shit up! 61 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,282 These are yours. 62 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,616 That's the closest you'll be 63 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,160 to any pussy ever, dude. 64 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,494 - Oh! - Shut the fuck up. 65 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,829 I get pussy. 66 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,539 - Oh, you get... - I get pussy. 67 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,332 - Yeah. More like dick. - Who's pussy? 68 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,941 Ankur: Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here. 69 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,735 - Look at this. - Rachel: It looks good on him. 70 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,469 Ankur: Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 71 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,113 - Kaleb: Who wore it better? - Ankur: That's what I'm saying. 72 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,263 Chris or Rachel? 73 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,615 Don't even make that comparison. 74 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,141 I'm fine as fuck, dude! 75 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,438 Listen, this is a very special episode, 76 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,403 'cause tonight, r.A.C.K. Is going on a mission! 77 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,108 We're breaking into the colony! 78 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,336 Kaleb: Don't use that word, dumb-ass. What is wrong with you? 79 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,945 We're visiting the colony. 80 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,199 The infamous colony underground. 81 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,010 Ankur: Ugh. Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately? 82 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,368 Oh, what's it you, Mohammed? 83 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,122 Anyhoo, for those of you born yesterday, 84 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,287 the colony underground was this really wicked venue. 85 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,793 Ankur: It was an arts collective. 86 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,669 Kaleb: "Uh, it was an arts collective." 87 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:58,548 So, this arts collective had, like, hella shows all the time. 88 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,717 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands 89 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,178 would come from the city, like the kgb, 90 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,974 Eddie cash and the star fuckers, Valentine fox. 91 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,060 - Mostly punk and hardcore stuff. - Chris: Yeah. 92 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,770 We totally would have played there. 93 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,647 - Chris: Yeah. - Rachel: Oh, for sure. 94 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,208 - Kaleb: I'm for real. - We would have if it weren't 95 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,775 for the freak electrical fire 96 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,736 that broke out three years ago to the day. 97 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,071 Wait. Seriously? 98 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,406 Chris: Yeah, march 6, 1996. 99 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,699 Ankur: It's march 5th. 100 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,326 Rachel: Can you let him talk? God! 101 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,954 It's gonna be march 6th when we go! 102 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,288 Ohh! 103 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,500 Three years ago, a freak electrical fire 104 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,877 barbecued the inside of the colony underground 105 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:40,257 and claimed four innocent lives. 106 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:45,178 The lives of the very band that headlined that night. 107 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,972 Legend has it their bodies only burned 108 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:51,685 after being trampled to death by their own fans. 109 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:55,689 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames, 110 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:59,609 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought. 111 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,795 Rachel: Dude, keep going. 112 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,654 Chris: Hmm? 113 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,882 Kaleb: Oh, yeah, yo. Look how freaked-out ankur looks. 114 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,033 Shut up. I'm fine. 115 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,743 Chris: Oh, your left pocket. 116 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,037 Is ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 117 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,957 Yo, it is certain. It is certain. 118 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,768 Swear to god. Look, look, look! It is certain. 119 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,002 Okay, okay, okay. 120 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,297 So, that band was called... 121 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,299 Bitch cat. 122 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,277 You could cut in stuff from the tape you have right there? 123 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,061 - Chris: Yeah. - That'd be a cool transition. 124 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,387 Ankur: W-what tape? 125 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,598 Chris: Oh, dude, it's so sick. 126 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,938 At church. Can't you tell? 127 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,444 -J“ you want it your way j“ 128 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:49,284 j“ well, why don't you say so? J“ 129 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,537 j“ ah, keep stuffing your face j“ 130 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,247 j“ eat cake at your table j“ 131 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,917 well, we weren't made by a corporation. 132 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,337 We grew our sound and our following grassroots. 133 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,631 J“ what, oh, is it gonna take? J“ 134 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,966 j“ in the streets, but you love the chase j“ 135 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,427 j“ I guess I've seen enough of you j“ 136 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,055 j“ I know I've seen too much, oh j“ 137 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,515 j“ my god, what a pretty face j“ 138 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,976 charissa: We got in dierdre's Van and basically just played 139 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,311 anywhere that'd take us. 140 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,356 - We're road warriors, man. - Yeah. 141 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:25,612 J“ ohh, don't care about your labels j“ 142 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:29,699 j“ get off my back, boy, you already know j“ 143 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,535 rc: We don't even feel like we relate to la anymore. 144 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,788 Like, that stage is our home. 145 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,791 Yeah, and the fans our family, for sure. 146 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,004 Jessie: Our shows are these huge parties. 147 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,715 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time. 148 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,093 J“ too bad 'cause I say so j“ 149 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,761 sure. 150 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,597 I mean, what's a party without a little bit of violence? 151 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,809 J“ we came out to play j“ 152 00:07:55,934 --> 00:08:00,647 j“ get off of my stage, bro j“ 153 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,191 j“ get off my fucking stage j“ 154 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,068 -j“ my god, what a pretty face j“ 155 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,279 I think america's got, like, a rage revolution on the way. 156 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,407 Everyone's just so mad. 157 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,076 J“ let's go, let's go j“ 158 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,703 everybody's daddy got too rich. 159 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,998 -Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy! 160 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,542 Give us your money! 161 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,670 J“ bad boy, you already know j“ 162 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:28,717 j“ fantasy, I'm no angel j“ 163 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:35,724 j“ diamonds turns black j“ 164 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,317 Play or die. 165 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:50,280 Play or die. Play or die. 166 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:54,034 Play or die! Aah! 167 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,244 Kaleb: Oh, my god. Look... 168 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,955 Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on. 169 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,457 Yo, wait, wait, wait. 170 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,292 Tell everyone about the mission today. 171 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,217 Uh, r.A.C.K is going to the colony underground 172 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,215 to play a show on whatever's left of that stage. 173 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,733 And we're going to suck, though, because we haven't rehearsed 174 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,216 in, what, two months? 175 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,981 Yeah, shout-out to your Nazi dictator dad. 176 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,932 - I hope that's... - Kaleb: Oh my god. Whatever. 177 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,097 No. Wait. Come on. Like, what else, though? What else? 178 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,766 I don't know. We're gonna gig the gear, 179 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,726 if there's any that works. 180 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,912 Kaleb: Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here, huh, at your house? 181 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,313 - Come on, k. - Hey, no. 182 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,482 I just think inquiring minds want to know 183 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,693 if you're for real such a scared little pussy bitch. 184 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,404 That's all I want to know! Come on! 185 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,574 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a widdle scaredy baby 186 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,910 who thinks he's gonna meet some ghosts. 187 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:41,206 Yo, Rachel. Get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 188 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,225 Yo, why's ankur being a little bitch right now, huh? 189 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,043 - Stop! - Did you go warn your mommy 190 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,420 - in case you don't come home? - Get off of me! 191 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,631 Kaleb: Oh, no! The lady ghosts are gonna eat me! 192 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,565 Dude, I can't believe we're here right now. 193 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,281 Rachel: No. It's gonna be fun. Come on. Let's just go. 194 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,890 Rach, those chicks seemed kind of nice. 195 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,618 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite. 196 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,477 Rachel: But, like, you have to say why. 197 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,021 Come on. It'll make a better video. 198 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,023 I think it's cool. 199 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,567 Okay. Fine. 200 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,653 So, there are these stories, okay? 201 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,405 Hindu stories about bhuts. 202 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,200 - Rachel: Bhuts? - Yeah, dead people. 203 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,410 Restless spirits with unfinished business. 204 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,788 And supposedly if you bother them 205 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,040 they'll like... I think it was just like... 206 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,500 Rachel: They'll what? 207 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,168 They'll fucking possess you, okay? 208 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,838 Chris: Pull it. 209 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,136 - Chris: Yes! - We're in. 210 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,472 Rachel: So that's why you went home and got a baggy of spices? 211 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,850 They're, like, ghost-killing spices? 212 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,727 - Dude, just stop, I don't want... - Rachel: Relax, spice boy. 213 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,187 Get off my dick... 214 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,857 Whoa! Calm your fucking tits, dude. 215 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,275 Ankur: Yo, hey, wait up. 216 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,239 Rachel: Welcome to what's left of the colony underground. 217 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,575 Kaleb: Like, literally so far underground. 218 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,493 Chris: Yeah. Like six feet under. 219 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,787 Kaleb: It's insane that the whole audience 220 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,414 actually got out of here alive. 221 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,791 Rachel: Yeah, well, they sacrificed the band to do it. 222 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,336 Imagine dying in a stampede. 223 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,672 Kaleb: Herd mentality, dude. Sheep. 224 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,300 Still smells like a fire in here. 225 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,052 It's the crispy bodies. 226 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,559 Whoa! 227 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,519 What? 228 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,189 Ankur: Rach, I don't... 229 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,442 Rachel: Dude, come on. Just go. Come on. Hurry up. 230 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,830 Ankur: This place is a total maze. 231 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,916 So many hallways. 232 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,064 We have been down here for 10 minutes. 233 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,670 I have no idea how to get back out! 234 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,714 Rachel: Chill. I know the way. 235 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,302 Ankur: What is this? 236 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,262 Kaleb: The hell if I know. 237 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,478 Yo, I think somebody lives down here. 238 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,314 Look. Ankur, come here. 239 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,483 Look at this here. 240 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,401 Ankur: Why would anybody want to live here? 241 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,112 Kaleb: Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad. 242 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,177 - Yeah, I bet. - Ankur: Look at all the... 243 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,911 I bet we're not alone. 244 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,330 Dude, seriously. It's just us here. I know it is. 245 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,123 Kaleb: I bet some crackhead, 246 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,292 heroin-licking homeless guy lives down here. 247 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,878 - Ankur: Can you please stop? - Kaleb: Sorry. 248 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,841 Ankur: What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 249 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,218 - Come on. - Kaleb: Whooo! 250 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,594 Ankur: Dude. Seriously? 251 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,471 Kaleb: Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 252 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,682 Ankur: You're joking. 253 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,518 - Yeah. Really. - Chris: Yeah. Fuck that. 254 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:52,480 Rachel: No way. Look. Someone made a shrine. 255 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,612 - Kaleb: What'd you guys find? - Rachel: Whoa. 256 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,240 Kaleb: No way. Yo. 257 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,119 Yo, Kaleb, stop that. Yo, that's not cool. 258 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,414 Ankur: Stop, dude. 259 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,416 Kaleb: Whatever, bro. 260 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,798 Chris: Rachel, come here, come here. You see this? 261 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,135 Rachel: Eww! Is... is that a boot? 262 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,262 Melted into the floor. 263 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,161 Rachel: These belong to one of the band chicks, you think? 264 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,579 Chris: Yeah, my money's on the bass player. 265 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,105 She wore boots like that. 266 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,833 Rachel: I'm pretty sure they all wear boots. 267 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,233 Ankur: Stop saying that word! 268 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,277 Chris: What? Boots? 269 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,005 Kaleb: Yo, rach, come here. You got to get this. 270 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,381 - Rachel: What? - Kaleb: Shit. No way. 271 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,885 No fucking way! Yo, Rachel, come here! 272 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,175 - Rachel: What? What is it? - Okay, you remember 273 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,035 - Amanda pears, right? - Yeah. 274 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,411 You cannot tell me she actually 275 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,954 squeezed her fat ass through here! 276 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,557 - Rachel: Dude, there's no way. - There's no way! 277 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,333 Yeah! That's what I'm saying! 278 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,918 Chris: Yeah, no, it, like, ripped off half her ass skin! 279 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,504 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station 280 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:02,675 'cause she walks too funny. 281 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,303 Whoa! It felt like someone pulled me. 282 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,263 Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude. 283 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,140 Ankur: Guys! Come quick! 284 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,357 - Kaleb: Whoa. Whoa, whoa. - Yo, did you guys do this? 285 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,609 Chris: No fucking way. 286 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,904 Kaleb: Rachel, look at this. 287 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,073 - Did you do this? - Rachel: No. 288 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,076 Hey, ankur. Surprise, bitch! 289 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,244 You guys fucking suck. 290 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,747 Rachel: Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit? 291 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,672 No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house? 292 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,602 Rachel: Yeah, I fucking did. What are you gonna do about it? 293 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,520 - You gonna cry about it? - You guys are fucking unreal. 294 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,546 Rachel: You big crybaby. 295 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,715 Alright. Everyone try not to suck, okay? 296 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550 - Oh, for sure. - You're the boss. 297 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,387 - Let's just go. - Thanks. 298 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,764 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 299 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:57,814 Hey, hey, hey! Let's go! 300 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,614 Guys? Guys, what the fuck? 301 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,951 Guys, seriously? Dude, cut it out! 302 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,539 You guys think you're having so much fun right now. 303 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,875 If this is a joke, I'm gonna fucking kill you all! 304 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,174 Kaleb: Yes! Let's go. 305 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,219 He's so predictable. 306 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,555 Chris: No, we, like, really got you with the whole... 307 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,642 I know. Hey. Hey. 308 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,104 Tell the people, uh, how you're feeling right now. 309 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,605 Mr. Ankur. Tell them right here. 310 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,235 What? 311 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,080 Dude, you have to admit. We got you so good. 312 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,322 No. That was fucking funny, man. Seriously. 313 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,743 Yo, like, we were just fucking around. 314 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,787 - Look, it was my idea. - Come on. 315 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,710 - I'm sorry. - Yikes. 316 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,255 -Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 317 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,633 - Chris: Oh. What? - Rachel: Ankur! 318 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,886 Kaleb: What the fuck? What are you doing? 319 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,556 Rachel: Don't be such a bitch about this, ankur! Come back! 320 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,018 I hope the bhuta get all of you! 321 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,061 - Ankur, come on! - Damn. What? 322 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,147 What the fuck is he talking about? 323 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,691 Chris: So, are we still going do the jell-o thing? 324 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,945 Kaleb: Four bitch cats. Four sex dolls. 325 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,489 Welcome back, sickos. 326 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,449 We've come to the colony understand 327 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:35,536 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 328 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,373 Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death? 329 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,167 Let's find out. 330 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,169 You guys ready? 331 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,379 Die, bitch! 332 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,465 Oh! 333 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,258 Oh, fuck... 334 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,261 Are we having problems here? 335 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,768 Die, bitch! 336 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,651 Fuck you! Fuck you! 337 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,073 Did you hear that? 338 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,867 Yeah, it must be a car outside. 339 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,119 They closed the road, dude. 340 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,164 Rachel: Jesus! Ankur, is that you? 341 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,794 Woman: Get off my fucking stage! 342 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,974 What the fuck?! 343 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:34,280 Bitch cats: Play or die. Play or die. 344 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,992 Play or die. Play or die. 345 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,119 Play or die! 346 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,259 Chris: Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck! 347 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,682 Please! Help! Help! 348 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,101 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit! 349 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,485 Chris: Oh, shit! 350 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:12,211 May you peacefully go to your final resting place! 351 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,316 I'm p s y c h o, m a n! I I'm c r a z y! 352 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,784 Rachel: Please help me! Somebody! 353 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,412 Please! Please! Anybody! 354 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,294 Please! Let me out! 355 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,756 Help me! Please! 356 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,552 Anybody there?! Stop it! 357 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,179 Stay away from me! Please! 358 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,771 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 359 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,035 Stop it! 360 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,604 Rc: You can feel it in the shows now. 361 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,339 Everyone's just so mad. 362 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,664 Jessie: What's a party without a little bit of violence? 363 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,306 R.A.C.K. Fuck shit up! 364 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,497 Young man: Quack, quack. 365 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,168 Soldier: 366 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,340 Hmm. 367 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,845 There you are. 368 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,104 Aah! 369 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,794 Hello! 370 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,135 Hey. Um, I just... 371 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,511 Okay. 372 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,891 I just had to record this video 373 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,519 after going to beta sigma eta today and meeting all the girls. 374 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:00,940 No, that's bad. That's bad. Okay. 375 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,608 Okay. 376 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,029 I just want you to know that from the moment 377 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,656 that I walked into beta sigma eta 378 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,574 I knew that it was my home. 379 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,701 I want you girls to be my friends for life, 380 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,205 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities. 381 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,831 I knew from the moment that I met you 382 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,959 that we wold become soul sisters. 383 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,628 - A suicide bid? - Helen. 384 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,631 I thought you were studying at the library. 385 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,842 You're only putting one sorority on your application. 386 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,302 A suicide bid. 387 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,905 Yeah, I know what a suicide bid is, Helen. 388 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,765 I'm not stupid. So what? 389 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,725 Well, so, if they say no, 390 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,687 you'll be excluded from the whole sorority process. 391 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,939 And that means spending your entire freshman year 392 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,732 as an outcast. 393 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,944 You really want to take that risk with those girls? 394 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,530 What do you mean "those girls"? 395 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,244 I mean, you saw the way they looked at us 396 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,620 when they showed us around. 397 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,664 You mean you really think they'll say yes 398 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,125 to people like us? 399 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,044 No, not us. 400 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,465 Do you have a cigarette? 401 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:10,718 I can't do this. 402 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,978 Jesus Christ, Annie. You're gonna bring security over here. 403 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,479 What took you guys so long? 404 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:23,939 Don't get your panties in a twist. 405 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,625 - We had to get some supplies. - Oh, my god. 406 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,693 Turns out Lily here really likes to party. 407 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,154 Oh, we are going to party. 408 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,073 - You guys. You got it? - You got the keys? 409 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,242 My dad will kill me if he finds out. 410 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,369 Yeah, but do you have the keys? 411 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,122 You know I do. 412 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,790 Come on! Let's go! 413 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,376 Get my good side. 414 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,545 Woman: Hey, Lindsay. 415 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,796 - Oh, shit! - Oh my god! 416 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,426 We're gonna have a fun night. 417 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,513 - Oh, my gosh. - Don't fall again. 418 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,098 Isn't she the cutest? 419 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,268 Welcome! 420 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,104 Oh, my gosh. This place is incredible. 421 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,986 Pretty cool, huh? 422 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,405 Oh, man. We loved your message. 423 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,866 It was so... heartfelt. 424 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,409 Wasn't it, girls? 425 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,828 - So cute. - Adorable. 426 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,914 We were so flattered that you would suicide bid 427 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,124 just to join our sorority. 428 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,585 Yeah. Friends forever. 429 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,045 Yes. Soul sisters. 430 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,464 - Soul sisters! - Soul sisters! 431 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,344 So, what are we doing here? 432 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,016 Have you ever heard of the legend of giltine? 433 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,897 Giltine was a pretty young freshman who went here to tcu 434 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,274 maybe 20 years ago. 435 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:54,780 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority, just like you. 436 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:58,283 And she was desperate and alone... just like you. 437 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,411 And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard. 438 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,456 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority, 439 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,793 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 440 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,796 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night. 441 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:13,340 They left her there for an entire week. 442 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,009 And when they finally dug her up... 443 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,845 There was no one in it. 444 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,181 What happened to her? 445 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,183 No one knows. 446 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:27,479 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld. 447 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,606 And if you listen closely, 448 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,192 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound. 449 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,071 It's giltine, desperate and alone, 450 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,036 looking for someone awake who she can take back 451 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,616 into the underworld to play with. 452 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,828 Drink up! 453 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,873 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 454 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:51,962 We have something for you. 455 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,424 Surprise, bitch. 456 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,010 No way! 457 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,846 We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 458 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,265 We just need you to do one thing first. 459 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,683 Okay. 460 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,020 One tiny thing. 461 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,814 We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 462 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,233 Just like giltine. 463 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,821 Come on! 464 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,324 You're gonna have fun. I promise. 465 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,117 Woman: You're gonna be scared shitless. 466 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,580 Whoa. 467 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,788 Um, Annie, I don't know if I actually want to do this. 468 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:36,131 Oh, come on, Lily. 469 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,050 We all had to do it. 470 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,427 You... you all did this? 471 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,387 Sure. 472 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,014 Mm-hmm. 473 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,974 It really isn't that bad. 474 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,768 - I promise. - Okay. 475 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,163 Annie: There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours. 476 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,067 The faster you breathe, the faster you'll use up 477 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,732 your air, so you can't panic. 478 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:59,071 -You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell. 479 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,031 And we'll come and dig you up. 480 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,075 But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place 481 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,619 in our sorority. 482 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,788 Here you go. 483 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,040 Annie: We want to see how scared you get... 484 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,084 And so you can see down there. 485 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:17,923 Just... be brave. It really isn't that bad. 486 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,843 Annie probably won't let you stay down there all night. 487 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,183 Take this. 488 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,477 Only open it when you're your most scared 489 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,437 and about to pull the cord. 490 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,148 It'll give you strength. I promise. 491 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,692 Lily: Thank you. 492 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,946 Watch out for giltine. 493 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,240 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, 494 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:44,825 don't let her know you're down there. 495 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,910 If you let her know you're alive, 496 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,455 she'll take you back to the world of the dead to play with. 497 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,915 She's just fucking with you. 498 00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,880 Wahoo! 499 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:02,968 B-s-e! B-s-e! 500 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:06,221 B-s-e! B-s-e! 501 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:09,641 Annie: Good luck down there. Don't get too scared. 502 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,853 - Oh, it's nice and cozy. - Any last words? 503 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,690 Annie: Alright. 504 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:21,528 Lily! Lily! Lily! 505 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,947 Lily! Lily! 506 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:27,242 Lily! Lily! Lily! 507 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,245 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 508 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,997 Woman: Whoo! 509 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,583 Oh, earth, earth. 510 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,127 All: Oh, moist earth. 511 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:41,882 You took away my father and my dear mother. 512 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:46,595 You took away my father and my dear mother. 513 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:52,893 Then take me also, for I am very lonely. 514 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,817 Nighty night! 515 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,060 It's okay. 516 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,897 It's okay. Just don't panic. Don't panic. 517 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,290 It's okay. 518 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,876 It's all just for show. 519 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,087 They're not gonna leave you down here. 520 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,172 Come on. You knew they were gonna do this. 521 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,345 I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 522 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,596 I'm not scared. 523 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,992 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now. 524 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,628 "What did you do this weekend? 525 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,964 Library? Oh, that's cool. 526 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:51,219 Me? Oh, you know, the usual. Just buried alive in a coffin." 527 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,037 No. That's what you want, isn't it? 528 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:20,373 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 529 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,626 Sad and alone every Friday night 530 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:27,005 wishing a boy, any boy would ask you out. 531 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,592 But I'm not like you. I'm like them. 532 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,476 It's okay. 533 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,269 It's all gonna be okay. 534 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,405 Hello? 535 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,324 Hello? Hello? 536 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,453 Hello? 537 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:16,304 She's probably so scared. 538 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,225 The box. The box. 539 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,584 What the fuck? 540 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,880 -Aw. Poor baby. 541 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,465 Poor Lily. 542 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,403 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 543 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,614 Oh, my god! 544 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,499 Annie: Oh, she's definitely shitting herself. 545 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:29,502 - Let me out! - Let me out! Let me out! 546 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,070 Get the bell! 547 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:57,280 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank, 548 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,615 we'll all get expelled. 549 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,033 Fuck! My dad will kill me! 550 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,618 No one's getting expelled. 551 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,183 We'll hide and we'll come back later. 552 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,371 But what about Lily? 553 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,289 I said we'll come back later. 554 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,083 Let's go. 555 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,182 - Hey. Dispatch. - We're 10-61 at the cemetery. 556 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,810 Do respond with an update. 557 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,357 Man: Fuck this. 558 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,651 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia. 559 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,655 Help! 560 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,490 Somebody help! 561 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:44,285 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 562 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,496 Let me out! 563 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,416 Let me out! Please! 564 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,000 Please! Somebody! 565 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:11,479 Helen, if you ever see this, 566 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:15,275 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 567 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,611 I was such an idiot. 568 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,114 You're my best friend. 569 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,283 You're my only true friend. 570 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,122 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 571 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,458 I don't know why I even I wanted to. 572 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,607 Oh, my god. 573 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,155 No! No! 574 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,491 No! No! Let me out! 575 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,493 Let me out! 576 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,840 No! Help me! 577 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,884 Let me out! 578 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,971 No! No! No! 579 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,641 Please! No! 580 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,352 Please! No! Make it stop! 581 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:36,022 Please! Please! Help! 582 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,612 Help! 583 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:03,132 Oh, my god! 584 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,801 Annie? 585 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,553 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 586 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:10,348 Let me out! Let me out! 587 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,976 I'm gonna be fucking sick. 588 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,938 Are you fucking filming right now? 589 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,314 We have to get her. 590 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,149 It's too late! 591 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,193 Imogen, no. 592 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:57,455 It's empty. 593 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,900 Annie: What are you talking about? 594 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:06,130 The coffin is empty! Lily isn't inside. 595 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,882 That's not possible. 596 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,611 - What if giltine took her? - Don't be stupid. 597 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,530 Giltine's just a story. 598 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,954 We were never here, okay? 599 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:42,041 We never speak of this again. Understand? 600 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,473 Hello?! Hello?! 601 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,453 Hello, Annie. 602 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,247 I made a deal with giltine that if she let me go, 603 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:07,251 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want. 604 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:10,546 Her own sorority. Soul sisters. 605 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:24,102 Let me out! Let me out! 606 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:26,354 Let me out! 607 00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:28,106 Let... me... out! 608 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:59,262 Sergeant: Oh, my god! Anderson! Are you alive? 609 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,972 Anderson: Tell it to me straight, sarge. 610 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,348 Am I gonna die? 611 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,267 Sergeant: Uh, no, no. 612 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:06,477 You're... gonna be fine. 613 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:09,147 Anderson: My legs. I can't feel my legs. 614 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,190 Why can I feel my legs? 615 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,609 Sergeant: Y-you're in shock. Everything will be alright. 616 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,822 Anderson: It's all getting dark. So, so dark. 617 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,241 Sergeant: Ah, damn it. He's dead. 618 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,076 I really thought he was gonna make it. 619 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,871 Alright. No one else get bitten in half by the rat monster. 620 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,830 J“ yeah, boy j“ 621 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:20,134 -Welcome, welcome, welcome to "ozzy's dungeon," 622 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:23,346 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe 623 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,432 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted. 624 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,850 That's right, folks. 625 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:31,020 Anything your heart desires can be yours 626 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,105 if you make it through the obstacle course 627 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:36,400 and into ozzy's dungeon. 628 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,737 Let's kick things off with our first challenge! 629 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,490 Are you ready? Okay. 630 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:44,408 And... 631 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:48,204 All: Pop those balloons! 632 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:53,376 Host: Ooh, there we go. 633 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:56,420 What do you wish for? 634 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,715 I want to be the most famous and best basketball player 635 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,520 ever in the world. 636 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,386 You don't want to get dunked on, fool. 637 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,179 Host: She's gonna be alright, folks. 638 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:09,141 That's what makes ozzy dungeon... dungeon-y. Ha ha! 639 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,812 Here we go with our first-aid team always on standby 640 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,106 to take care of the boys and girls 641 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:17,942 who might just trip and fall. 642 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,067 They'll be... 643 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,320 They'll be okay... eventually. 644 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,489 Ooh. 645 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:27,827 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something. 646 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,329 Anybody else hungry out there?! 647 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:37,086 Alrighty then! 648 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,088 Who hasn't seen that movie? 649 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,590 Now, our first team to successfully 650 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:45,386 catch one of these delicious, beautiful Turkey tonkas 651 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:49,056 in their pie hole will go on to the next round. 652 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,309 Let's get started. 653 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,728 Ready? And... 654 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:57,064 All: Catch that meat! 655 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,482 Close, blue team. 656 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,818 Oh, yellow team, we're gonna have to open 657 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,653 that pie hole a little more. 658 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,196 Ooh, there we go. 659 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,949 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open. 660 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:19,337 Ohh! And we have ourselves a winner! 661 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,714 Drop it. Drop it! 662 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,051 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from. 663 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,345 -Donna! And I'm from Detroit, Michigan! 664 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,889 Host: Ooh, Donna from the big d! 665 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:32,516 Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you? 666 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:36,270 Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down. 667 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,147 - Host: You drove? - Donna: Mm-hmm. 668 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,815 In a car? 669 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,984 What? You're couldn't to afford to fly?! 670 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,239 - We're actually doing... - Alright. 671 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,743 So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you? 672 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,329 Hmm? Now, not many people make it. 673 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:57,333 In fact, nobody has, Donna. 674 00:47:57,458 --> 00:48:00,461 But I got a feeling. Oh, yeah, I got a feeling. 675 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,588 And that feeling starts down in my feet. 676 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:06,425 And it goes higher and higher. And it rises higher and higher. 677 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,761 Does anybody else have that feeling?! 678 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,805 Host: Oh, yes! 679 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:12,765 Oh, can you feel it, Donna? 680 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,352 Now, tell me. What makes you think you are better 681 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,980 than all the boys and girls that came before you? 682 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:23,442 Well, my family says 683 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:27,238 that I can do anything I put my mind to. 684 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:28,948 I know I can. 685 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,411 Right. Sure. We'll see about that. 686 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:36,038 I like this one. Okay, well, Donna, 687 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,542 let's just say that fate does smile upon you 688 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,836 and by some absurd miracle 689 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:45,423 you make it all the way... 690 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,093 What are you gonna wish for? 691 00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:50,845 I'm gonna wish for... 692 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:58,060 Any hidden talents out there I should know about? 693 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:10,614 And... welcome back to "ozzy's dungeon"! 694 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,867 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 695 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:16,370 We have Donna from the big d, Detroit, Michigan, 696 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:19,248 and Timmy from the city of angels, 697 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,375 Los Angeles, California. 698 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,254 Okay, so, who's ready for the final challenge? 699 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,510 Okay, kids, we are gonna start 700 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:36,223 by making our way through ozzy's orifices 701 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,392 and make our way back 702 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,604 to find a hidden flag in the cracked rock. 703 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:46,233 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole 704 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,277 and down the throat 705 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:52,573 ending in this yucky, mucky mix stomach. 706 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,492 Ugh! And then through the green jell-o, 707 00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,452 we're gonna search and we're gonna find 708 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,246 ourselves a red flag, and with that red flag, 709 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:02,082 we're gonna crawl on our hands and knees 710 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,959 through the large intestine 711 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:08,464 and then out through the poop-chute escape route! 712 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:09,924 Eww! 713 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:11,842 Now, if you beat the clock 714 00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:15,596 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out, 715 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,723 you will be the first contestant 716 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,601 ever to make it to the dungeon, 717 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:24,855 meet ozzy, and have that favorite wish... 718 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,524 Granted. 719 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:32,112 Okay, now, before anything, 720 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:36,158 let us have one minute on the clock, please. 721 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:40,287 Wait, kids. Wait. Wait for my go. 722 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,581 On your marks... 723 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,167 Get set... 724 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,836 Go! Through the orifices. 725 00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:50,464 And they're off through the... ohh! 726 00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,716 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 727 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,677 Let's go. Terrible start! 728 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:57,721 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going. 729 00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:00,391 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag 730 00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:02,184 and has made her way up the ladder. 731 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:03,978 Let's go, baby! 732 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:06,855 Host: And here she comes down the throat. 733 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:09,233 Alright. Let's dig around for that red flag. 734 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:11,151 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap. 735 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:13,946 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy. 736 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,823 You actually made it. 737 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,576 Alright, folks. We don't want to get the suit messy. 738 00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:20,953 Did we find... Oh, good. You got the flag. 739 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,663 Into the intestine you go. 740 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,874 Timmy is not very good at all. 741 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,377 One of these... there he goes. 742 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:31,630 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second. 743 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,841 Okay, let's see who's gonna make it 744 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:37,928 outside of this nice, big, long pink hole first. 745 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:40,014 Who is gonna make it out of the long 746 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,224 and winding intestine first? 747 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,184 Oh, there she is! 748 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,769 It's Donna coming out... 749 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,606 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 750 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:52,526 - No! No, Donna! - I don't believe... 751 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:56,030 Donna! No! Let me go! 752 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,865 Host: Oh, Jesus! 753 00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,908 We might need a band-aid. 754 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:04,538 Oh, for sakes. Don't get that on my shoes. 755 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,423 Don't get that on my... there you go. 756 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:08,792 You're out. Keep going. Let's go, Donna. 757 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:22,306 Stop the game, please. Please stop the game! 758 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:24,191 - You mother! - Please stop the game! 759 00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:40,449 Host: Donna coming... Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 760 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,081 Host: Donna coming... Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 761 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:53,253 Host: Donna coming... Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 762 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,217 Woman: No, Donna! Donna! 763 00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:14,817 Take that shit off. 764 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,443 Yes, mama. 765 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,201 Debra: Do you know where you're at? 766 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,787 - Huh? - Hmm? 767 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,749 Don't none of this look familiar to you? 768 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,335 This is my set. 769 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,504 It's a damn good replica, huh? 770 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,677 Oh, come on. 771 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,162 You're gonna hurt Marcus' feelings. 772 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,264 He worked real hard on this. 773 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,932 - Host: Marcus? - Didn't you, baby? 774 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:50,602 - Host: I don't know a Marcus. - Marcus: Yeah. 775 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,479 Debra: Okay. How about Donna, my daughter? 776 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,648 - Host: Who? - Debra: From Detroit. 777 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,333 Host: I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 778 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,072 We got a lot of kids on the set. 779 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:06,827 -How many with mangled legs?! 780 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:10,539 Host: You signed waiver. You signed a waiver. 781 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:17,212 Host: Everyone... Everyone signs a waiver. 782 00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:19,840 Debra: 783 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,925 Marcus: Baby? 784 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,510 Debra: 785 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:24,970 Marcus: Baby. Come on, honey. 786 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:32,478 Who gives a fuck about a goddamn waiver, nigga?! 787 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,313 Marcus: Honey, honey. Your blood pressure. 788 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,231 - Brandon: Mama. - Whew. I just... 789 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:39,026 I think I just need to take this shirt off. 790 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,235 You fuck. 791 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:47,618 Just... 792 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,413 Marcus: Ohh. 793 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,041 Debra: 794 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,627 - Host: What are you doing? - Debra: That's better. 795 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:59,338 You know what it looked like to me? 796 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:02,841 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible-ass 797 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:06,595 obstacle course that mangled up a little star. 798 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,347 She was gonna be the one. 799 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,933 She was gonna be the one to make it out. 800 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,851 It's okay. 801 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,853 But look at that leg! 802 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:18,607 Show him that mangled shit! 803 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,695 - See? See? - Host: Ah! 804 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:27,157 Why's it look...? 805 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:29,660 Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen. 806 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:35,040 What does it look like? 807 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:37,501 - I don't know. It look... - What it look like?! Say it! 808 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:41,213 - Host: I don't know. It look... - Debra: It looks like dog meat! 809 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,423 Host: It looks like dog meat, okay? 810 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,970 Fuck you, asshole. 811 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:50,597 Marcus: Don't do that, baby. 812 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,558 Host: I'm sorry. 813 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,853 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled. 814 00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:59,439 Okay? I mean, the show isn't rigged. 815 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,733 You showbiz, L.A. motherfuckers 816 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,903 make my goddamn pussy drier than the sahary desert! 817 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,573 - Marcus: Sahara, honey. - Shut the fuck up. 818 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,950 Host: Oh, fuck. 819 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,997 Debra: Let's just... 820 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:17,165 - Did you say it's not rigged? - Host: No. 821 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,834 Would you care to prove that theory?! 822 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,294 - Host: What? - Huh?! 823 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,421 What? What are you fucking talking about? 824 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:25,674 Brandon, get me the jug. 825 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,968 W-Which one? 826 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:31,054 The one that's not water. 827 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:33,348 Marcus: You can't do this, honey. 828 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,766 Debra: I won't say it again. 829 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,269 The fuck is in that? Huh? 830 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,520 Debra: 831 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,272 What the fuck is in that? 832 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,274 Debra: Didn't I tell you I'd get your dreamcast 833 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,817 if you did what I told you to do? 834 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,277 - Brandon: Yeah. - Host: The fuck? 835 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,838 My people know I'm here. 836 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:48,822 They're gonna come for me, you know, right? 837 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:50,866 They'll come for me. The fuck is that? 838 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,826 Aah! Fuck! 839 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,220 Marcus: Honey! 840 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,579 Host: Keep that shit away from me. 841 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,205 Get him up. 842 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:03,086 Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 843 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:04,939 You know we're on a budget. 844 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,590 Aah! 845 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:09,509 Debra: Oh, what's the matter? Huh? 846 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,475 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours 847 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:13,680 bubbling off and melting off on my floor? 848 00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:16,433 - Just... - Huh? 849 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,851 Smell that! 850 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:21,021 Ooh! 851 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:25,359 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 852 00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:27,361 Host: What the fuck you doing? 853 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:30,614 Debra: Ooh. This is the first challenge. 854 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:33,700 No, no. No. I need a helmet! 855 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:37,496 - Debra: Three, two, one! - Host: Untie me! Until me! 856 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,373 Debra: Charge! 857 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:44,711 Aah! Oh, fuck! 858 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,805 Are you ready for our next challenge? 859 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,556 Huh? 860 00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,767 Are you hungry? 861 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,561 'Cause it's lunchtime! 862 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,273 - Alright. - Host: What the fuck? 863 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:09,444 Three, two, one! 864 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:13,281 Catch! That! Meat! 865 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,700 No! No! No! 866 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,994 - Debra: Ooh! - No! 867 00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:20,080 Debra: Come on, girl. There you go. 868 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:21,540 - Host: No! - Debra: Catch it! 869 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,792 Come on, puppy, catch it! 870 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,253 I can't really catch it. 871 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:29,047 - Debra: Catch it! - I'm trying! 872 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,675 - Debra: Catch it! - I'm trying! 873 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,219 Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this. 874 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,264 - Host: - I can't catch it. 875 00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:39,224 -You got to go right up here and then... 876 00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:43,895 Just get it all up in his pie hole. 877 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,607 Ha! That's right, puppy. Taste good? 878 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:50,819 Oh, shit. 879 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:51,987 Ugh. 880 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,196 Debra: Ugh. 881 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,958 Debra: Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 882 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:16,344 Okay, Mr. Game show host. 883 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:21,058 Now, when I say, you're gonna jump through these orifices, 884 00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:24,186 go up to the ladder, climb in, through the mouth, 885 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:26,104 down the slide, 886 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:28,523 through the stomach into this pool here. 887 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,317 Mm-mm-mmm! 888 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:32,527 Host: 889 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:36,740 Then you're gonna find a flag. 890 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,950 And when you find that flag, 891 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,702 you're gonna come out this way. 892 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,579 Host: Uh-huh. 893 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,706 Go through the guts, make your way through 894 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:49,419 all that slip-and-slide until you get to the exit. 895 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,590 You got 60 seconds. 896 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:06,686 What's all the brown stuff? 897 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:10,023 Well, it sure ain't bean dip. 898 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,525 Host: 899 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,112 What if I don't finish? 900 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,490 Don't! 901 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,080 - Debra: Get set. - Host: Okay. 902 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:27,249 Debra: Get ready. Go! 903 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:33,171 - Host: - Debra: Come on, puppy. Come on. 904 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:34,673 Host: 905 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,926 Make that run, make that run, make that run! 906 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,886 Host: 907 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:44,141 Debra: There you go! 908 01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:45,517 Yeah! 909 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,562 Host: I can't. I can't. 910 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,147 Debra: You still got more to do! 911 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:51,898 Host: 912 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,486 Debra: Down the pooper chuter! 913 01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:59,906 Host: I don't think I can get through it. 914 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:01,825 Debra: Push on through! 915 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:05,787 Host: 916 01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,500 Debra: Oh, oh, oh. 917 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,627 The time is running down! 918 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:14,713 Will he make it?! 919 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,548 - Host: - Debra: 920 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:23,763 Debra: Through shit city. Come on down. 921 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,142 Host: I'm coming. I'm coming. 922 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:28,643 I can do it. I can do it. 923 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:35,483 I did it. I did it. I did it... 924 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:39,779 I did it. I did it. I did it! 925 01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:41,656 I won your stupid game! 926 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,867 Debra: You just couldn't do it, could you, son? 927 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:48,955 I beat the fucking clock! I beat the fucking clock! 928 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,291 You were a few seconds too late. 929 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:57,422 Debra: So sorry. 930 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,840 Host: 931 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:01,134 Brandon, get him up. 932 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,302 Host: No! 933 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,264 Host: 934 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:09,684 No winners. No wishes. 935 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,313 Just pain. 936 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,690 What's this? What is this? 937 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,985 What is that thing? What is it? What is it? 938 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,907 Wishes. 939 01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:27,494 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 940 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:31,331 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you. 941 01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,541 Are you fucking with me right now? 942 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,876 No, no. 943 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:37,504 -I thought ozzy was off whirl, canceled! 944 01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:39,673 I know where it is. 945 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,426 I know where it is. 946 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:48,098 Baby, does that thing do super close-ups? 947 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:50,451 Because I'm gonna show you all how to make a goddamned... 948 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:55,397 No! No! I'll take you to it! I'll take you to it! 949 01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,484 I'll take you to it. 950 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,168 What the hell? 951 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:26,052 Host: Security's gotten a little, uh, beefy. 952 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:28,930 Debra: Alright. That's okay. That's alright. 953 01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,558 We can't go in this way anymore. 954 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,435 We got to go to the back. 955 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,454 Debra: What the fuck you mean you can't go in this way? 956 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,938 God damn it. 957 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,073 You remember this, Donna? 958 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,491 Don't talk to him, baby. 959 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,327 It's okay. It's alright. 960 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:53,330 You leave my girl alone. You did done enough! 961 01:03:56,875 --> 01:04:00,462 Huh. 962 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,596 It's okay. 963 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,726 Marcus: Do you trust this guy, baby? 964 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:18,063 Debra: Hell no, but this is where we have to be. 965 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:21,566 Host: 966 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,155 Debra: Oh, shit. 967 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:37,957 Oh, shit. 968 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:43,963 Host: 969 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:46,257 - Marcus: Go ahead, honey. - Debra: Okay. 970 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,802 Go on. I'll follow you. 971 01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,513 Debra: Alright, Donna baby. 972 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:55,183 Mama said she gonna get your wish. 973 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:56,935 I'm-a get your wish. 974 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,491 This is an actual cave. 975 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:14,828 Debra: What the fuck do you mean an actual cave? 976 01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:16,996 I never been past the door before. 977 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,376 Oh, god damn it. We gonna be alright. 978 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:24,838 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here. 979 01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:27,298 We want that new car 980 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,885 and $10... $15 million. Okay? 981 01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:32,887 Marcus: Don't promise her all that stuff. 982 01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:35,682 Debra: Shut the fuck up. 983 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,059 Brandon: Dad, I'm... I'm scared. 984 01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:43,565 It's so dark in here. 985 01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:46,317 Marcus: Do you hear that music, baby? 986 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,643 - Donna: Mnh-mnh. - Marcus: No? 987 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:53,324 What the? 988 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,410 Baby? 989 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,541 Wait. 990 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:05,879 Wait. 991 01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:12,093 What? 992 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:17,807 Here. 993 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,434 It's fine. 994 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,644 - What are you doing? - Host: It's fine. 995 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,065 It knows my aura. 996 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,697 Make it a good wish, kid. 997 01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:57,532 Brandon: What the fuck is that? 998 01:07:57,657 --> 01:07:59,075 M-Mom, dad, what... 999 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,336 - What the fuck? - No! 1000 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:14,048 - Jesus! - Brandon: Mom! 1001 01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,717 Dad! 1002 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,511 Debra: What the fuck?! What the... what the hell she... 1003 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:24,892 No! No! What the? 1004 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:28,563 I don't understand! What the fuck is going on?! 1005 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,734 Host: Oh! 1006 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:38,448 Debra: What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?! 1007 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,990 What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1008 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:23,660 - Hey. Hey, is that my camera?! - Don't tape over my new... 1009 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,544 Hey. 1010 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,008 Hey. 1011 01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,219 Oh. Oh, you like that? 1012 01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:43,846 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would. 1013 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:46,557 Yeah. I'm a big boy. 1014 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:49,143 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I thought you did. 1015 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:54,899 Somebody better call the vet. These pythons are sick! 1016 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,819 Woman: Did you say something, honey? 1017 01:09:57,944 --> 01:09:59,862 Dylan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't... don't come in. 1018 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:01,280 Don't do that in. I'm studying. 1019 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,990 Woman: Okay. What do you want for lunch? 1020 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,909 Dylan: Hot pockets. 1021 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,370 God. Of course. 1022 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,642 Delivery man: 1023 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:32,687 Dylan: Holy shit. 1024 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:34,564 Ohh. 1025 01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:38,693 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey! 1026 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:41,362 Hey, you there. Get... Is that a camera?! 1027 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,781 Do not film... I will tell your parents! 1028 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:46,868 No! God damn it! 1029 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:54,125 Yo, shh, shh, shh. 1030 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,091 -Shh, shh. 1031 01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:14,020 Yo, should we get the cream? 1032 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662 Do it again, do it again. 1033 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,710 Oh! 1034 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,378 - Holy shit. - Boneh 1035 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:42,882 - boner, what happened, bro? - What happened, buddy? 1036 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:44,485 - Busted. - Did you just jizz on yourself? 1037 01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:46,969 Was I dreaming, bro? 1038 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:49,472 Vvhoa, dude. This is fucking crazy. 1039 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:50,723 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 1040 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,768 Dude. What is that? 1041 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,730 Ah, dude, that's one gnarly-ass snake, bro. 1042 01:11:57,855 --> 01:11:59,315 Anaconda. Yo! 1043 01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:05,071 _ -ohh! 1044 01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:07,406 - Yo! - Eww! Shit, bro. 1045 01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:09,212 Hey, boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now. 1046 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,003 I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro! 1047 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:13,788 Yo. 1048 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,665 Oh! 1049 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,750 Holy shit. 1050 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,270 Yo, after this, we should hit the stairs by blockbuster, yeah? 1051 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:21,814 Nah, dude, radioshack's so much better. 1052 01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:23,589 No, dude, I was just there yesterday. 1053 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,216 Nah. You're tripping, bro. 1054 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,635 -Bro, you know what I was thinking about the other... 1055 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,679 - Oh, shit. - Oh! Fuck. 1056 01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:32,098 - Dude. - Bro, you good? 1057 01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:36,602 - I'm okay. - Ohh! 1058 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:38,229 Oh, dude. That's not right. 1059 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,022 - Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? - No, no. 1060 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:41,357 No, it's not normal. 1061 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,025 It's not real. There's no way... 1062 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,902 Okay, I'm telling you. It's real. 1063 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:47,027 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously. 1064 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:48,590 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, that'd be crazy. 1065 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,254 You know what? Just watch. 1066 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:51,924 Come new year's, and all you nonbelievers 1067 01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,874 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell 1068 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,671 I'm letting you... Either of you into my sick 1069 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:57,290 y2k bomb-shelter crib. 1070 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,959 Oh, no. Dude, what are we going to do without 1071 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,044 boner's bomb shelter, dude? We're gonna die! 1072 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:04,130 - Shut up. - What the fuck are you writing? 1073 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:05,840 My supplies, okay? 1074 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:08,759 I need to have tp, condoms, obviously, and then... 1075 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,136 - Why? - What do you mean why? 1076 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:11,929 I think the world ending is more likely 1077 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,306 than you getting laid, bro. 1078 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:15,474 100 fucking percent, dude. 1079 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,369 - This is the dumbest idea. - It's gonna work. 1080 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,687 - This is the dumbest... - It's gonna work! 1081 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,063 You're a fucking idiot. 1082 01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:23,107 Bro, it's for sure gonna work. 1083 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,693 I saw it on "candid camera." 1084 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:26,986 -God. 1085 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,071 Look. It's practically invisible. 1086 01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:32,742 Hey, guys. Hey. Hee-hee. 1087 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:37,663 - Follow me. - Alright, play it cool, bro. 1088 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,928 Is he okay? 1089 01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,804 Hey, ladies. 1090 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,681 What's going on? How you guys doing? 1091 01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:58,851 What are your guys' names? 1092 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:02,229 I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1093 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:05,524 Cassidy, Emma. Emma, Cassidy. Cool. 1094 01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:08,027 My name's breckie, and my friends call me brex. 1095 01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:11,364 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys. 1096 01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:13,407 Um, I'm with some friends over here, 1097 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,742 uh, but we're kind of hungry. 1098 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,869 - Is that a camera? - No. 1099 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,537 - Are you guys serious? - No, no. 1100 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,082 Wow. You are so perverted. You little creep! 1101 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,751 - You better run, you creep. - I like your dress! 1102 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,395 Dylan: Oh, yeah. 1103 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:46,065 Oh, shit. 1104 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:19,098 So fucking hot. Shit. 1105 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,610 Go. Go, go. 1106 01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:37,158 Oh, my god. You weren't lying. 1107 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:39,952 Dude, she's been out there every day since she moved in. 1108 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:42,329 How many times can you clean a car? 1109 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,958 I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank. 1110 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:48,169 Sarah Michelle gellar, Britney Spears, 1111 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,838 and this chick over there. 1112 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:53,257 You are so lucky you get to live across the street 1113 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,569 - from that piece of ass. - Dylan: Dude, I know, I know. 1114 01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,344 Look! She's bending over. Look! 1115 01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:58,804 - Ohh! - Ohh! 1116 01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:03,642 Brady: Hey, guys. What are you doing? 1117 01:16:03,768 --> 01:16:05,603 - Boo! - Mind your business, dickweed. 1118 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:08,147 Dylan: Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1119 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:09,624 - without an invite? - Come on, dyl. 1120 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:10,968 - Dylan: Out! - I'm not intruding. 1121 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,194 Dylan: Now! God damn it. 1122 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:16,822 Is he gonna snitch? 1123 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,467 Dylan: Nah. I'm holding his warhammer set hostage. 1124 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:19,992 - We're good. - Dude, let's go. 1125 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:23,120 Awesome. 1126 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,081 Holy shit! 1127 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:28,584 Kurt: Look at her handle that hose, bro. 1128 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,044 Look at the grip, man. 1129 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,670 Boner: Oh, yeah, dude. 1130 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:34,256 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - No! 1131 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:35,841 - No! - No! Move your Van! 1132 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:38,010 - Are you serious? - Right in front. 1133 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,428 That's bullshit, man! 1134 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,555 - God damn. - Come on, dude. 1135 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,850 - Hate this guy. - Look at his socks, bro! 1136 01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:47,228 Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1137 01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:48,604 Oh, he's got to get ready. 1138 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,106 - No shot, bro. - Hey, man. Hey. 1139 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:52,024 - Oh, does he think... - Come on. Come on. 1140 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:53,859 -Does he think she's gonna go for that? 1141 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:56,195 - Bro. - Oh, nah, dude. 1142 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,613 - No way. - You can see 1143 01:16:57,738 --> 01:16:59,740 how disgusted she looks. 1144 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:01,951 - Not that! - Oh, shit! 1145 01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:03,577 - She... she just went... - Wait. 1146 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,663 Is that a new macintosh? 1147 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,508 She trying... she trying to fund my college? 1148 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:09,875 You could be my sugar mama. 1149 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,627 Oh, dude. You're telling me, man. 1150 01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,796 Dude, he's still talking to her. 1151 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,339 - Get lost. - Hey! 1152 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,144 - She's walking away. - She can't hear you. 1153 01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,634 She's not interested. 1154 01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:21,887 - Leave, dude. - Get over yourself, bro. 1155 01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:27,726 - No, man! - Not the dance! Ohh! 1156 01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:31,397 - Oh, shit, bro. - Oh, shit. 1157 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,524 - Get out of here. - Bro. 1158 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:39,905 What's with all the weird statues? 1159 01:17:40,030 --> 01:17:42,074 Maybe her family's European? 1160 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,035 Hey, they are classy and sexually liberal. 1161 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,829 -Ohh. 1162 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:53,586 Dude, that is what I'm talking about. 1163 01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:54,879 I think I'm in love. 1164 01:17:58,048 --> 01:17:59,800 - Ooh. - Oh, my god. 1165 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:02,165 She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1166 01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:04,513 - Please, please, please. - She is gonna get naked. 1167 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,432 - Please. - No, no! 1168 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:07,975 - Don't do any more! - No! 1169 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:10,227 God damn it. 1170 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:11,729 We got to get a better angle. 1171 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,190 Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100. 1172 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:16,150 Final offer. 1173 01:18:16,275 --> 01:18:17,943 Be off the chain, bro. 1174 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,571 You got limp bizkit, you got creed, 1175 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,323 you got hole, you got korn. 1176 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:24,467 Hey, guys, let's hear boner out. Let's hear boner out. 1177 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:28,078 - Woodstock. Aah! - Dude, I swear to... 1178 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:29,848 - I got your concert. - Oh, come... shut up, dude. 1179 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:31,308 Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now. 1180 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:33,959 - No. - Lame. 1181 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:36,295 Your brother sucks. 1182 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,755 Oh, shit. 1183 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,298 - Oh. - Wait. 1184 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:40,633 He's got his little baby pads. 1185 01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:43,135 - What is he doing? - Fuck. 1186 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:46,096 Dylan: I can't believe I'm related to him. 1187 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,723 - Hey, look. - Ohh. 1188 01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:54,605 He's not gonna snitch on us, right? 1189 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,774 'Cause I need this, like, really badly. 1190 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:00,452 - What the fuck? - Yo, you don't just walk up 1191 01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:02,279 and talk to a girl like that. 1192 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:04,865 - Get away from her. - What the fuck?! 1193 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:06,825 Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him? 1194 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,202 -Is she holding his hand? 1195 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:09,995 -Dude, this is not happening right now. 1196 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,082 - Whoa. - Is he... he's going inside. 1197 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,959 Dude. Holy shit. 1198 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:16,669 -She probably feels bad for him. 1199 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,171 -Oh, my god. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1200 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,590 -Brady is a goddamn pimp! 1201 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,092 Dylan: Hey, shut up, man. 1202 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,513 Brady, dude, mad respect. 1203 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:28,990 Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though? 1204 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,182 What does she smell like? 1205 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:31,493 Does she have the hot-girl stink? 1206 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,310 Who? Sandra? 1207 01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,155 - Holy shit. - You're on a first-name basis? 1208 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:36,522 -Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk. 1209 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,441 - Oh, my god. - Yeah, I'm supposed to go over 1210 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,318 and help her set up a webcam tomorrow, so... 1211 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,028 -Oh, shit, dude. 1212 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:45,531 -Sounds like a date. 1213 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:47,616 -Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game 1214 01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:49,243 than his big bro. 1215 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,745 Dylan: Yo, shut the fuck up! 1216 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:55,582 I've got an idea. 1217 01:19:57,418 --> 01:20:00,337 Alright. Just level with me. Is it possible? 1218 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,049 Yeah, I could install a spyware program, 1219 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:06,552 but if I get caught, she'll... she'll kill me. 1220 01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:08,387 Then you'll die a hero. 1221 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:12,308 Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend. 1222 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:15,853 Plus you can hang out with us tonight. 1223 01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:17,396 Really? 1224 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,690 He's in, boys. 1225 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,335 There we go. 1226 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,782 - Don't look... - Turn around! 1227 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:31,035 - Oh, my god. - Fucking Brady. 1228 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,661 -Dude, your brother. Oh, my god. 1229 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:34,371 -Jesus Christ. 1230 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,332 Hey. 1231 01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:37,750 -Maybe she's a sculptor. 1232 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,275 -Dude, they kind of look like boner. 1233 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:40,753 - Hey, hey. - Okay, yeah. 1234 01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:46,508 - Better-looking. - Shut up. 1235 01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:50,262 - "Dear, penthouse." 1236 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:53,891 -God damn. 1237 01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:00,898 -Alright. Alright. Wrap it up. 1238 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:03,525 -Mm, I need this so badly. 1239 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:05,903 - Shit, man. - I can't watch. 1240 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:08,030 I'm gonna throw up. 1241 01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:09,281 -It's okay, boner. 1242 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,908 -Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1243 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,160 -Now or never, dude. Go, go, go. 1244 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:17,081 -What the hell is spyware anyway? 1245 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:24,004 - Come on, Brady. - You got this. You got this. 1246 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:25,381 - Oh, my god. - Oh, shit. 1247 01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,383 - Oh, my god. - Hurry! 1248 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,259 - Jesus. - Oh, my god. 1249 01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:34,449 - We're dead. - I can't watch this, dude. 1250 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:35,742 - Fuck, fuck. - He's dead, he's dead. 1251 01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,309 -He's dead. 1252 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:40,396 - Is it... - I'm gonna throw up. 1253 01:21:40,521 --> 01:21:42,523 - Oh, we got it. - Come on, come on. 1254 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:43,982 -Did he save it? 1255 01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:46,693 - Is it...? - Oh, shit. 1256 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:49,488 -Yo, that's some "goldeneye" shit right there, dude. 1257 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:53,409 This kid's taking way toolong. 1258 01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:56,620 - Let him do his thing. - Dear, god, I know 1259 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:59,623 I never really pray to you about anything ever, 1260 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:02,876 but please do not be an asshole about this. 1261 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,044 Did it work? 1262 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:05,295 -We're in. 1263 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,548 - Yes! - No shit. 1264 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:08,924 - The kid did it. - Yeah. 1265 01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:10,884 -Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1266 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:13,262 This gentleman is a man. 1267 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,140 - Hey, you did good. - Cool. 1268 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:19,685 - Cheers. - Cheers, bud. 1269 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,812 -Glorious. 1270 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,439 Oh, wow. 1271 01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:25,732 -Technology is amazing, man! 1272 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,068 - Yo, boner, that's my computer. - Hey, boner. 1273 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,929 -Guys, guys. Shower time. 1274 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,931 -Finally, bro. 1275 01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:00,559 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1276 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:03,896 -Holy shit. I can't wait to see those titties. 1277 01:23:04,021 --> 01:23:05,939 -This is the greatest day of my life. 1278 01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,191 -Ohh. 1279 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,570 -Come on. Go for it. 1280 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,866 - Whoa. - Oh, my god. 1281 01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:23,290 - Hey. What's up? - Y-You don't like the beer? 1282 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:25,501 -I just feel like a creep. 1283 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:27,419 -Dude, we're just having some fun. 1284 01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:28,879 -I know. It's just... 1285 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,547 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off. 1286 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,716 -We will, we will, in a little while. 1287 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:34,885 Hey, Brady, where are you going, man? 1288 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,763 - Oh, fuck it. - The Internet is awesome. 1289 01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:39,973 -Yeah. 1290 01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:41,475 Eww! 1291 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,352 -Yo, what? She's double-jointed? 1292 01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:45,354 - Gross. - I'd still tap that. 1293 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,272 -Contortionist. 1294 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,694 - A wig. I knew it. - I fucking knew it. 1295 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,572 - Oh! Oh! - What the fuck? 1296 01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:58,909 - Oh, oh. - Uh... 1297 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:03,306 - Yo, wait, wait, wait. - Is this that cgi thing? 1298 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:05,130 - Man, it's still... - It's still kind of hot. 1299 01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:07,834 - I do not... I don't like it. - I don't like it. 1300 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,169 - Nah. - Holy shit. 1301 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:11,421 - Guys, she sees us. - Like, you need 1302 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:13,483 to call an ambulance, the police, and then your parents. 1303 01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,092 - Call your parents. - I got it. 1304 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:16,903 911. What is your emergency? 1305 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:19,972 -Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head. 1306 01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,257 - How many snakes, sir? - I don't know how many snakes! 1307 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:25,269 Oh, shit. 1308 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,187 - Yo, yo. Did you hear that? - What was that? 1309 01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:32,609 - Yo. Yo, yo, yo. - She's on the roof, dude. 1310 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:39,491 - What the fuck? - Oh! 1311 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:43,370 -Oh! 1312 01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:47,583 -Oh, no. 1313 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,462 -Oh, my god! 1314 01:24:57,968 --> 01:25:00,095 -Get the fuck out of here! 1315 01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:04,224 What's going on? 1316 01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:09,229 Go, go, go, go, go! 1317 01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:20,574 - We need to get out. - We need to get out of here. 1318 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,534 Brady. 1319 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:25,871 S-Sandra? 1320 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:29,249 We... we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1321 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:32,210 Right, Dylan? We... oh, my g... 1322 01:25:34,755 --> 01:25:38,759 Dylan: No! Nobody... Leave him alone! 1323 01:25:42,512 --> 01:25:44,931 No! 1324 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:18,757 Jane McAllister, 48... 1325 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:20,884 Nate: Sorry, hold up your release. 1326 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,304 Jane McAllister, 48. 1327 01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:27,099 Troy: Got it. 1328 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:30,602 Man: This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual. 1329 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:32,062 Nate: Are you nervous at all? 1330 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,398 No, I'm not part of the coven. 1331 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,441 I'm just the husband in the background. 1332 01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:38,276 But, yeah, I'm nervous. 1333 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:42,406 Hey. 1334 01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:44,157 Did you eat something before we left? 1335 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,742 Yeah, I grabbed one of your gogurts. 1336 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,494 That's not a meal, man. 1337 01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:50,247 I ate two of them. 1338 01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:52,499 So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel, 1339 01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:53,959 and start off by saying, 1340 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:56,211 "I volunteered to be the vessel because." 1341 01:26:56,336 --> 01:26:58,755 Um, I volunteered to be the vessel 1342 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,133 because I've always felt like I was destined 1343 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,510 for something bigger than me, I guess. 1344 01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:05,262 Does that make sense? 1345 01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:07,556 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor 1346 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:09,307 to offer my body as the earthly vessel 1347 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:10,976 of our lord ukoban. 1348 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:13,079 Nate: Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1349 01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:14,396 Yeah, good luck or... yeah. 1350 01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:27,159 You guys nervous to see one? 1351 01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:29,202 Nate: A demon? 1352 01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:31,079 You guys are in for a trip. 1353 01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:34,082 Nate: Have you seen one? 1354 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,503 Nate: Wait, I thought it had to be, like, new year's Eve, 1355 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,338 y2k for the whole thing to... 1356 01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:41,840 I mean, like, for big ones, yeah. 1357 01:27:41,965 --> 01:27:44,009 Jane: Julia, the book. 1358 01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:44,843 Got to go. 1359 01:27:44,968 --> 01:27:46,052 Nate: Okay. 1360 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:49,473 It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm, 1361 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:51,767 but we won't call ukoban into the vessel 1362 01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:53,852 until the stroke of midnight, 1363 01:27:53,977 --> 01:27:56,480 when the veil is at its very thinnest. 1364 01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:01,318 Thank you. 1365 01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:15,207 - The window... - Together: Window. 1366 01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:17,375 - Begins to crack. - Together: Crack. 1367 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:18,877 - The gate... - Together: Gate. 1368 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,796 - Begins to open. - Together: Open. 1369 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,422 - The veil... - Together: Veil 1370 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,382 - begins to slip. - Together: Slip. 1371 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,926 - Ukoban. - Together: Ukoban. 1372 01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:27,761 - Ukoban. - Together: Ukoban. 1373 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,554 We thread the needle with thy name 1374 01:28:29,679 --> 01:28:32,307 and pull thee to our earthly plane. 1375 01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,188 Troy. 1376 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,606 Faces. 1377 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:49,866 What was that? 1378 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,076 What? 1379 01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:52,410 - Troy: Hey. - What? 1380 01:28:52,536 --> 01:28:53,829 Troy: I think I saw something. 1381 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,840 Something's here! 1382 01:29:06,383 --> 01:29:08,051 Is that furcas again? 1383 01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:09,678 Man: Just cast him out, honey. 1384 01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:11,364 - Jane: Okay, follow my lead. - Nate: Don't stop rolling. 1385 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:13,849 - We speak to thee uninvited. - Nate: Troy, get in there. 1386 01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:15,100 Together: Uninvited. 1387 01:29:15,225 --> 01:29:17,143 Our anger thou hast ignited. 1388 01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:18,704 - Together: Ignited. - _ 1389 01:29:18,728 --> 01:29:20,522 Jane: All thy power we... 1390 01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:21,731 Man: No, no, no. 1391 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,483 Jane: And do cast thee back... 1392 01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,996 Nate? 1393 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:37,497 Nate, I can't see. 1394 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,336 Nate? 1395 01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:45,964 Nate?! 1396 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:06,985 What? 1397 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,823 Troy: Nate? 1398 01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:13,074 Dude, how do we get outside? 1399 01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,534 Troy: Oh, dude, your head. 1400 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,578 Nate: Whoa, stop, look out. 1401 01:30:16,703 --> 01:30:18,413 Troy: Oh, shit. 1402 01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:22,667 - Nate: What the hell? - Troy: What is that? 1403 01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:29,633 Nate, what's happening? 1404 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:34,054 - Nate: Dude, what is that? - Troy: Is that a person? 1405 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:37,682 Nate: Hey! 1406 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:43,313 Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 1407 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,648 Oh, shit! 1408 01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:53,573 What was it? What was it? 1409 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:55,338 Shh, shh! Turn the light off! 1410 01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:56,660 Turn it off! 1411 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,161 Where's the button? 1412 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:00,580 Shh, be quiet! 1413 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:08,213 Something licked my hand. 1414 01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,066 - Nate: What? - Troy: Something licked my hand. 1415 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:11,609 - Nate: Nothing licked your hand. - Troy: No, I'm serious. 1416 01:31:11,633 --> 01:31:13,009 Nate: Shut up. I do not care. 1417 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,928 Shut up. Do not turn on the light. 1418 01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:18,682 Troy: Oh, what? 1419 01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:22,185 Nate: Oh, Jesus 1420 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:41,871 Troy: Oh, my god. 1421 01:31:41,997 --> 01:31:43,331 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1422 01:31:43,456 --> 01:31:44,624 Troy: We're in hell. 1423 01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:46,835 We've died, Nate. I shouldn't be in hell! 1424 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:48,753 Stop panicking! 1425 01:31:48,878 --> 01:31:50,922 Troy: I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 1426 01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:53,341 Listen to me, there's no such thing as hell. Okay? 1427 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:54,342 And you don't even go to church. 1428 01:31:54,467 --> 01:31:56,302 Mabel: Help! 1429 01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,263 Nate: Stay down, Troy. 1430 01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,640 Troy: Oh, shit! It saw me. 1431 01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:03,476 - Nate: Troy, shut up. - Troy: Oh, shit. 1432 01:32:03,601 --> 01:32:05,413 Nate: What are you doing? 1433 01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:08,481 Troy: It's coming. What do we do, Nate? 1434 01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:16,906 Troy: Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait! 1435 01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,368 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 1436 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:22,829 Thou art in the feeding grounds. 1437 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:24,140 Troy: What's the feeding grounds? 1438 01:32:24,164 --> 01:32:25,665 The... 1439 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:29,669 Oh, thou art fresh. 1440 01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:31,713 What great sin does thou commit? 1441 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:34,007 I told you! 1442 01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,470 Look, miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong. 1443 01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:41,389 No, of course not. 1444 01:32:41,514 --> 01:32:44,601 No, we really didn't. I don't think we died. 1445 01:32:44,726 --> 01:32:46,019 We were doing this ritual 1446 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,188 with an old book, and everything went wrong. 1447 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:49,147 Mabel: Book? What book? 1448 01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:51,483 Troy, I think when those witches sent 1449 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,944 that demon thing down here, we accidentally came with it. 1450 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:56,070 Troy: Is that possible? 1451 01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,194 These witches were trying to summon a powerful demon 1452 01:32:58,281 --> 01:32:59,157 into this woman's body. 1453 01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,409 What name? What name did the try to summon? 1454 01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:03,244 Shit, I don't remember. Something like... 1455 01:33:03,369 --> 01:33:06,873 Troy: It was like qui-gon or pokemon or some shit. 1456 01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:09,250 The book upon the blood order? 1457 01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:10,794 Troy: Yes! Do you know him? 1458 01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:13,880 Yes. Oh, I doth hate ukoban! 1459 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:15,173 Thou art not far from him. 1460 01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:22,888 Eight minutes. 1461 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:24,931 Troy, what if we can get to this ukoban by midnight 1462 01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:26,619 when the witches take him through the veil? 1463 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:28,363 Troy: Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him 1464 01:33:28,478 --> 01:33:30,206 right when they take him through, and we can go home! 1465 01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:32,023 Yeah. 1466 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:34,943 Please, can you take us to ukoban? 1467 01:33:36,277 --> 01:33:38,297 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 1468 01:33:38,321 --> 01:33:40,865 If I return thee to earth, wilt thou write my name 1469 01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:42,575 in the great book of the witches? 1470 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:43,701 Yeah, sure. 1471 01:33:43,827 --> 01:33:47,163 My name is Mabel the skull biter. 1472 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:50,125 I took command of 30 legions. 1473 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:51,918 Hurry, run! 1474 01:33:56,506 --> 01:33:57,506 This way. 1475 01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:05,515 Nate: What are you doing? Keep going. 1476 01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:16,484 Troy: Nate, I almost messed up my hand on these spikes. 1477 01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:17,735 Nate: Get over here. 1478 01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:27,495 Troy: Hey, Mabel, can you go to hell 1479 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:29,664 for an isolated shoplifting incident? 1480 01:34:29,789 --> 01:34:31,989 Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 1481 01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,269 Troy: What's that supposed to mean? 1482 01:34:33,293 --> 01:34:34,293 Nate: Shut up. 1483 01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:40,401 Troy: No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean? 1484 01:34:40,425 --> 01:34:42,051 - Nate: Shut up! - Shh! 1485 01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:45,805 Remember, fresh souls taste best. 1486 01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:07,285 Mabel, slow down. 1487 01:35:07,410 --> 01:35:09,746 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like, 1488 01:35:09,871 --> 01:35:11,515 one of her little demon friends or something? 1489 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:12,619 Troy: No, I don't think so. 1490 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:14,709 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 1491 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,255 Oh, excuse us. 1492 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,715 Troy: No, don't engage. 1493 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:26,512 Nate: Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel. 1494 01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,059 Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go! 1495 01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:33,311 Troy: Okay! 1496 01:35:34,812 --> 01:35:36,147 - Troy: Mabel! - Nate: Oh, dude. 1497 01:35:36,272 --> 01:35:38,775 I almost stepped right into that huge trap. 1498 01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:47,951 - Nate: Oh! - Troy: Nate, my hand! 1499 01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:51,162 Nate: Wait. 1500 01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:55,124 Troy: Mabel, my hand! 1501 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:01,297 Hey! Stop! 1502 01:36:03,967 --> 01:36:05,677 Why art thou raising thy voice? 1503 01:36:05,802 --> 01:36:09,472 Nate: Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 1504 01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:12,100 Where the hell are you taking us? 1505 01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:14,560 No one speaketh to me this way. 1506 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:16,354 In this world, I giveth the orders! 1507 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,647 I'm a servant to no one! 1508 01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:19,941 Creature: Mabel, where art thou? 1509 01:36:20,066 --> 01:36:23,069 Return thee at once! 1510 01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:25,029 Mabel! 1511 01:36:25,154 --> 01:36:26,739 Mabel! 1512 01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:31,411 Mabel! Mabel! 1513 01:36:31,536 --> 01:36:33,538 Come back her, you oozing bitch! 1514 01:36:33,663 --> 01:36:35,373 Troy: We're lost. 1515 01:36:35,498 --> 01:36:38,376 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that. 1516 01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:40,169 What? No. You don't know how to fight. 1517 01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:42,213 Troy: Yes, I do. I took martial arts. 1518 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:44,549 - No, you didn't. - Troy: When I was a kid I did. 1519 01:36:44,674 --> 01:36:46,009 Nate: Troy, just shut... Ah, shit! 1520 01:36:50,263 --> 01:36:51,389 Nate: Come on! 1521 01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:58,146 I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing! 1522 01:36:58,271 --> 01:37:00,606 Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man! 1523 01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:01,816 She just left us here! 1524 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,821 Troy: Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick! 1525 01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:05,945 Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy 1526 01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:08,906 with every demon hellspawn that I meet. 1527 01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:10,575 It's called leadership, Troy. 1528 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:12,243 Somebody has to take charge. 1529 01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:13,995 It's not going to be you. 1530 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:17,957 Troy: Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 1531 01:37:18,082 --> 01:37:19,625 Woman: Help me! 1532 01:37:19,751 --> 01:37:21,753 Troy: Mabel! 1533 01:37:21,878 --> 01:37:22,920 Nate: Troy, don't! 1534 01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:25,923 Troy, stop! 1535 01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:29,010 Troy: Mabel. 1536 01:37:29,135 --> 01:37:30,428 Woman: Help me. 1537 01:37:30,553 --> 01:37:31,804 Oh, help. 1538 01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:32,929 Troy: Uh... 1539 01:37:34,098 --> 01:37:35,641 Ma'am? 1540 01:37:39,395 --> 01:37:40,480 Troy: Run, Nate! 1541 01:37:45,818 --> 01:37:47,403 Why do thou scream like cowards? 1542 01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:49,298 Troy: Because there was this woman and then there was... 1543 01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:50,966 She needed help, but she's... her arms were... 1544 01:37:50,990 --> 01:37:53,659 Oh, thou met her. 1545 01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:02,251 Troy: They already got me. 1546 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:08,341 Nate: Shit, man. 1547 01:38:09,675 --> 01:38:12,553 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it. 1548 01:38:12,678 --> 01:38:14,889 Men, we are here. 1549 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:17,934 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of ukoban. 1550 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:28,569 Here, where worm hath gone about her business, you must crawl. 1551 01:38:28,694 --> 01:38:31,656 - Troy, you go first. - Troy: No. 1552 01:38:31,781 --> 01:38:33,092 I only have one good hand. I can't hold the light. 1553 01:38:33,116 --> 01:38:34,492 We need the light. 1554 01:38:34,617 --> 01:38:36,345 Troy: I can't hold the light and crawl at the same... 1555 01:38:36,369 --> 01:38:39,038 I shall fix thy torch to thy head. 1556 01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:42,125 Troy: Wait, what? No. Gross. 1557 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,626 Nate? 1558 01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:47,130 Oh, man. 1559 01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:56,279 Nate: Get in the garbage! Go, go, go, go! 1560 01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,850 Nate: Go, go, go! 1561 01:39:01,978 --> 01:39:03,396 Troy, move! 1562 01:39:03,521 --> 01:39:05,565 Troy: I'm trying, Nate! 1563 01:39:19,328 --> 01:39:21,497 What is that?! 1564 01:39:21,622 --> 01:39:24,375 Shh. Quiet, men. 1565 01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:37,430 Come on. 1566 01:39:44,228 --> 01:39:45,956 Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 1567 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:48,816 Troy: No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 1568 01:39:48,941 --> 01:39:50,085 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 1569 01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:51,277 Nate: Shh! 1570 01:40:04,707 --> 01:40:05,791 Snatch! 1571 01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:31,484 80 seconds. 1572 01:40:31,609 --> 01:40:33,194 I say we make a beeline to ukoban at 60. 1573 01:40:33,319 --> 01:40:34,654 Troy: Okay. 1574 01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:38,342 Nate, you really think I'm a bad person? 1575 01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:39,784 You cannot be serious right now. 1576 01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:41,512 Troy: Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal 1577 01:40:41,536 --> 01:40:42,930 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person. 1578 01:40:42,954 --> 01:40:44,413 - Shh! - Troy: Okay, Nate, 1579 01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:48,042 just shut me up and ignore me like you always do. 1580 01:40:48,167 --> 01:40:50,336 You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 1581 01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:51,963 Troy: Two years ago. 1582 01:40:52,088 --> 01:40:53,728 I was just trying to make her feel better. 1583 01:40:53,798 --> 01:40:56,342 You never have my back, Troy. 1584 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:59,095 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go. 1585 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:08,413 Don't forget to write my name in the book! 1586 01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:10,022 Oh, shit! 1587 01:41:13,234 --> 01:41:14,360 Almost, Troy. Come on! 1588 01:41:14,485 --> 01:41:16,487 Troy: Nate, look out! 1589 01:41:20,324 --> 01:41:21,826 Nate: Troy, just go! 1590 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:42,305 Balls! 1591 01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:43,514 Shit! 1592 01:41:53,024 --> 01:41:55,693 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1593 01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,987 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1594 01:41:58,112 --> 01:41:59,864 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1595 01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:04,076 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1596 01:42:04,201 --> 01:42:05,721 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1597 01:42:18,924 --> 01:42:20,217 15 seconds. 1598 01:42:20,343 --> 01:42:23,304 Troy: Wait. Wait! Mabel! 1599 01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:24,639 Come with us! 1600 01:42:24,764 --> 01:42:25,931 Women: Ukoban. Ukoban. 1601 01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:29,268 Ukoban. Ukoban. Ukoban. 1602 01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:31,103 Mabel: Write my name! 1603 01:42:31,228 --> 01:42:33,564 Troy: Just go, go, go! 1604 01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:41,614 Jane: He's coming! 1605 01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:43,699 Nate: Troy! 1606 01:42:43,824 --> 01:42:46,327 Troy, we made it! 1607 01:42:46,452 --> 01:42:48,954 W-Wait, why... why am I tied up? 1608 01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:51,582 Troy: Nate, Nate, Nate! 1609 01:42:51,707 --> 01:42:54,377 No! Nate! 1610 01:42:54,502 --> 01:42:55,878 Woman: What are you doing? 1611 01:42:58,923 --> 01:43:00,925 Jane: How did this happen? 1612 01:43:01,050 --> 01:43:03,594 - How did this happen?! - Man: Relax. Just try it again. 1613 01:43:03,719 --> 01:43:06,263 Jane: You think we can just do this again, just do it over? 1614 01:43:06,389 --> 01:43:07,682 Well, we can't! We can't! 1615 01:43:07,807 --> 01:43:09,451 Man: I'm not the one who read the book, honey. 1616 01:43:09,475 --> 01:43:10,601 How did you let this happen? 1617 01:43:10,726 --> 01:43:12,603 Jane: Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea. 1618 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:14,397 Man: You're going to blame me now? 1619 01:43:14,522 --> 01:43:16,065 I clean for you. I prepare for you. 1620 01:43:16,190 --> 01:43:18,359 I slept up for you, and this is how you thank me? 1621 01:43:18,484 --> 01:43:19,819 - Jane: Be quiet! - Man: Blame me? 1622 01:43:19,944 --> 01:43:21,088 You should have listened to me. 1623 01:43:21,112 --> 01:43:23,989 Jane: Shut up. Julia, where are you going? 1624 01:43:24,115 --> 01:43:25,533 Julia: I'm getting a mop. 1625 01:43:46,971 --> 01:43:49,640 J'ohj' 1626 01:43:58,649 --> 01:44:01,318 J“ sold into slavery down in New Orleans j“ 1627 01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:04,071 j“ goddess of the bayou light j“ 1628 01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:06,866 j“ black dog's head on the killing bed j“ 1629 01:44:06,991 --> 01:44:09,618 j“ severed and left to bleed j“ 1630 01:44:09,744 --> 01:44:12,329 j“ there on fire in the corner of the world j“ 1631 01:44:12,455 --> 01:44:15,458 j“ there in misery j“ 1632 01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:18,002 j“ there on fire in the corner of the world j“ 1633 01:44:18,127 --> 01:44:21,547 j“ left for god to see j“ 1634 01:44:21,672 --> 01:44:24,508 j“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1635 01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:30,765 j“ do you want to cross that line? J“ 1636 01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:35,811 j“ 'cause it's a long way back from hell j“ 1637 01:44:36,645 --> 01:44:42,318 j“ and you don't want to go with j“ 1638 01:44:42,443 --> 01:44:44,487 jmej 1639 01:44:54,163 --> 01:44:56,916 J“ poison father of the human race j“ 1640 01:44:57,041 --> 01:44:59,627 j“ god of the tainted blood j“ 1641 01:44:59,752 --> 01:45:02,421 j“ malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world j“ 1642 01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:05,216 j“ ready for the bastard son j“ 1643 01:45:05,341 --> 01:45:08,010 j“ there on fire in the veins of man j“ 1644 01:45:08,135 --> 01:45:10,763 j“ there in misery j“ 1645 01:45:10,888 --> 01:45:13,557 j“ there on fire in the veins of man j“ 1646 01:45:13,682 --> 01:45:17,144 j“ left for god to see j“ 1647 01:45:17,269 --> 01:45:20,981 j“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1648 01:45:22,775 --> 01:45:26,445 j“ do you want to cross that line? J“ 1649 01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:32,117 j“ 'cause it's a long way back from hell j“ 1650 01:45:32,243 --> 01:45:37,039 j“ and you don't want to go with j“ 1651 01:45:37,164 --> 01:45:40,543 jmej 1652 01:46:01,856 --> 01:46:05,609 J“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1653 01:46:07,403 --> 01:46:10,656 j“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1654 01:46:10,781 --> 01:46:12,700 j“ yeah j“ 1655 01:46:12,825 --> 01:46:16,203 j“ do you want to cross that line? J“ 1656 01:46:18,414 --> 01:46:22,418 j“ do you want to cross that j“ 1657 01:46:22,543 --> 01:46:26,380 j“ linej“ 1658 01:46:27,423 --> 01:46:30,342 j“ wanna cross that line j“ 1659 01:46:32,803 --> 01:46:36,932 j“ oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans j“ 1660 01:46:37,057 --> 01:46:39,768 j“ goddess of the bayou light j“ 1661 01:46:39,894 --> 01:46:42,521 j“ black dog's head on the killing bed j“ 1662 01:46:42,646 --> 01:46:45,232 j“ severed and left to bleed j“ 1663 01:46:45,357 --> 01:46:48,319 j“ there on fire in the corner of the world j“ 1664 01:46:48,444 --> 01:46:50,863 j“ there in misery j“ 1665 01:46:50,988 --> 01:46:53,741 j“ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look j“ 1666 01:46:53,866 --> 01:46:57,286 j“ left for god to see j“ 1667 01:46:57,411 --> 01:47:00,664 j“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1668 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:06,795 j“ do you want to cross that line? J“ 1669 01:47:06,921 --> 01:47:12,176 j“ 'cause it's a long way back from hell j“ 1670 01:47:12,301 --> 01:47:17,973 j“ and you don't want to go with j“ 1671 01:47:18,098 --> 01:47:20,517 jmej 1672 01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,780 J“ oh, poison father of the human race j“ 1673 01:47:32,905 --> 01:47:35,407 j“ god of the tainted blood j“ 1674 01:47:35,532 --> 01:47:38,118 j“ malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world j“ 1675 01:47:38,243 --> 01:47:40,913 j“ ready for the bastard son j“ 1676 01:47:41,038 --> 01:47:43,707 j“ there on fire in the veins of man j“ 1677 01:47:43,832 --> 01:47:46,418 j“ there in misery j“ 1678 01:47:46,543 --> 01:47:49,421 j“ there on fire in the veins of man j“ 1679 01:47:49,546 --> 01:47:52,925 j“ left for god to see j“ 1680 01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:56,428 j“ do you want to take a life? J“ 1681 01:47:58,472 --> 01:48:02,226 j“ do you want to cross that line? J“ 1682 01:48:02,351 --> 01:48:07,815 j“ 'cause it's a long way back from hell j“ 1683 01:48:07,940 --> 01:48:13,404 j“ and you don't want to go with me j“ 1684 01:48:13,529 --> 01:48:18,951 j“ hey, it's a long way back from hell j“ 1685 01:48:19,076 --> 01:48:23,414 j“ and you don't want to go... j“ 1686 01:48:23,539 --> 01:48:26,417 Jane: We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee 1687 01:48:26,542 --> 01:48:29,086 to our earthly plane, Mabel. 1688 01:48:29,211 --> 01:48:30,671 - Together: Mabel. - Jane: Mabel. 1689 01:48:30,796 --> 01:48:32,423 - Together: Mabel. - Jane: Mabel. 1690 01:48:32,548 --> 01:48:34,008 - Together: Mabel. - Jane: Mabel. 1691 01:48:34,133 --> 01:48:35,634 - Together: Mabel. - Jane: Mabel. 1692 01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:36,885 Together: Ma... 1693 01:48:39,513 --> 01:48:40,973 Man: Vroom. 114415