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MACGYVER: People usually go to a junkyard looking for a bargain.{\i0}
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I did.{\i0}
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When I got my first set of wheels,{\i0}
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one of them was kind of flat.{\i0}
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I spent a lot of time in Hubcap Heaven,{\i0}
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piecing together that first car.{\i0}
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So would anybody else looking for a real bargain,{\i0}
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like a matched set of top-secret Pentagon missile launch codes.{\i0}
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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Of course, missiles come in all kinds, sizes and shapes.{\i0}
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I've always been partial to round.{\i0}
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Stay here!
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MAN: Anything?
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Anything?
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[SQUEAKING]
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As long as you keep a grip on things...{\i0}
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[YELLING]
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Briefcase!
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UP there!
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There he is!
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Get him!
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The thing about a junkyard is...{\i0}
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...the treasure you find ls liable to be something another fellow lost.{\i0}
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Sometimes, he wants it back...{\i0}
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...real bad.{\i0}
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Now, I've always got the start of a plan.{\i0}
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Of course, sometimes plans don't work out.{\i0}
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But you always know for sure when they hit you right in the...{\i0}
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...face.{\i0}
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Come on!
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Now you may find this hard to believe,{\i0}
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but there have been times when I've had a lot more fun{\i0}
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in the back seat of a car.{\i0}
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[METAL CRUNCHING]
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I think the last thing I wanted to do before these guys left the party{\i0}
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was to find the nicest way I could to lift their spirits.{\i0}
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Yeah! It's MacGyver.
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You know that diplomatic security case you guys put me on a while back?
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Well, I got it...
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...and the boys who took it.
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Yeah, wanna come pick them up?
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L{\i0} just did.
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It's my humble opinion that old Alexander Graham Bell{\i0}
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has a lot to answer for.{\i0}
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Getting away from it all gets tougher and tougher.{\i0}
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Not just the newspapers, the telephone, the radio...{\i0}
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...but people.{\i0}
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It's hard.{\i0}
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Maybe impossible.{\i0}
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Good morning, MacGyver.
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Ever been to Burma?
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You'll be going deep into wild country.{\i0}
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There's no government, no law, just two kinds of people:{\i0}
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Opium vendors and the local people they hold as slaves.{\i0}
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MACGYVER: Sounds like you're sending me{\i0}
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- to a real nice neighbourhood. - We", it's dangerous. It's important.{\i0}
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Very-{\i0}
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MACGYVER: I hear it's also sweaty and hot. Very.{\i0}
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No place to buy a condo.{\i0}
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GENERAL". The cargo plane hit hard,{\i0}
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pieces scattered all over the jungle.{\i0}
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The main thing is we lost a canister of toxin.{\i0}
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Enough heavy-duty poison to destroy 1,000 acres of plant life,{\i0}
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animals and people.{\i0}
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MACGYVER: And you'd kind of like to have it back.{\i0}
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GENERAL". Get it if you can.{\i0}
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Destroy it if you have to.{\i0}
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We'll have a pickup chopper come for you 24 hours after you drop in.{\i0}
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Don't be late, MacGyver...{\i0}
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- ...or you won't be back. - Oh, shucks.{\i0}
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I guess this means I won't have time to do any shopping.{\i0}
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[BIRD CAWS]
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[MAN YELLS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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MAOGYVER". Slavery.{\i0}
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It's just a word, something out of ancient history,{\i0}
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until you see it,{\i0}
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get a close look at human beings treated like animals.{\i0}
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LIN: Oh, Grandfather!
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Leave him alone!
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Is there trouble, sir?
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You told me you could get your people to work hard, harvest the opium!
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This one can't even walk.
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I'm all right.
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Please...
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LIN: Come, Grandfather.
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I can walk.
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[GRUNTS]
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CHAN: Grandpa!
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[SCREAMS]
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I'm sorry!{\i0}
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Keep them moving!
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Hurry! Back to the village! Move!
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[MUFFLED SCREAM]
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Shh. Quiet.
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Quiet.
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All right.
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I'm on your side.
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Just wanna ask you about this red hat.
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Come on now.
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I just helped you out of a little jam. Is that any way to thank me?
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That's gratitude. Nice guy.
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Who are you?
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- Name's MacGyver. - Chan.
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- Good to meet you. - I apologize.
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No problem.
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You wanna to tell me where you got the hat?
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I will show you.
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MACGYVER: Who was that guy who was chasing you?
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CHAN: He is Truang, General Narai's dog.
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MACGYVER: He in charge of forced labour for the poppy fields?
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- Yes. - Who's Narai? His boss?
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CHAN: They say General Narai is not human.
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They say he drinks blood.
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This is where I find my red hat, MacGyver.
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Of course. Poison canister's gone.{\i0}
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The Pentagon's not gonna be too happy.{\i0}
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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TRUANG: You're lucky, boy. I don't have time to punish you now.
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- Did he hurt you? - Who is that?
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[GRUNTING]
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TRUANG: I know who you are and what you are doing here!
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So do not lie!
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French?
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English?
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- American. - Well, take your pick.
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Wherever you come from, I know what you are!
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- Narcotics agent! - A what?
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Your kind have been in our area before. I know.
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SOLDIER: The general is coming!
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[HELICOPTER ENGINES BUZZ]
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TRUANG: Get everything ready!
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The storeroom. He will want to see the opium.
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His guns! Make sure his guns are ready!
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Move!
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Move! Move!
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A longtime ago, my cousin Allie got a dog from a pound,{\i0}
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part Airedale, part spaniel, really cute, but she'd been beaten.{\i0}
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Al! that puppy knew how to do was cower, cringe away from you,{\i0}
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expecting to be hit.{\i0}
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It's a real ugly thing to see in a dog.{\i0}
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It's even worse in a human being.{\i0}
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This is something I did not expect.
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- Who are you? - Name's MacGyver.
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And I'll just bet you're General Narai.
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That was a nice landing, general.
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A little flashy, but effective.
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He's a narcotics agent!
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I made him speak.
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The poppies?
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Only half the harvest is complete.
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You radioed about downed American aeroplane...
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...with weapons.
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MAOGYVER". Bingo.{\i0}
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Good.
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Very good.
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My helicopter will become a gunship,
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a powerful weapon.
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Load them.
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You wish to tell me the real reason you're here?
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Tourist?
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[LAUGHING]
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I like a sense of humour. Shows spirit.
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Five days and my caravan will come here to pick up the opium.
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Finish the harvest. And if you're not ready...
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They are slow. Too many old men and women.
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Lazy children. They are stubborn.
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Headman!
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Are your people slow?
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Stubborn?
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I've told them, general. I've warned them you'd be angry.
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I care for you...
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...give you protection, food, shelter.
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But as children are responsible to their father,
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you must not disappoint me.
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Hurt me.
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If I suffer,
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you will suffer.
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We will bring in the crops. I promise.
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Good.
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Just to remind all of you how important this is...
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...I will give you an example.
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Stake our narcotics agent out at the head of the trail.
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No food. No water.
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Every morning you go to work, every evening you come back...
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...you can watch him dying.
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He will inspire you to work.
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I will return in five days.
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And with luck...
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...you may live the entire five days.
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But I doubt it.
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My mom used to make a great broiled chicken.{\i0}
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One of my favourites.{\i0}
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It's funny. I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.{\i0}
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I'll watch. MacGyver, her name Lin, my sister.
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- Hi. - Chan told me how you helped him.
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We're very grateful.
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Well, you're very welcome.
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Now if you wanted to cut me loose, I bet we could call it even.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't.
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If we help you escape, Narai will kill many of our people.
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MacGyver, you don't know Narai.
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He has burned entire villages and massacred many people,
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because they refused to harvest his opium poppies.
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He's very rich and powerful.
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We have no way to fight him.
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I would fight!
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I bet you would, champ.
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[LEAVES RUSTLE]
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They are coming.
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Lin, please come now.
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MACGYVER: Been wondering when somebody'd show up.
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Getting some good rays here.
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TRUANG: You must work faster! Faster!
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Work faster, Ming, you lazy boy!
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We only have four days left to harvest.
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- Where did you get that? - I stole it back from the guardhouse.
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For MacGyver, or he will die out there.
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TRUANG: Go to the narcotics agent and relieve Lo.
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[GROANS]
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Be careful!
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For a second I thought you were truly stupid, boy.
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Are you?
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Are you a stupid boy?
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[LAUGHS]
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When I was a kid,{\i0}
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one of the big events of the country fair was watching a lot of optimists{\i0}
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trying to catch a greased pig.{\i0}
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A lot of fun.{\i0}
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It sure keeps a crowd occupied.{\i0}
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Now let's try a little chain reaction action here.{\i0}
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Now I'll get this signal flare tucked under the aeroplane tire.{\i0}
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It should serve nicely as a delayed fuse.{\i0}
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And a little air pumped into the life jacket.{\i0}
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The boat inflates...{\i0}
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...hopefully.{\i0}
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Signal flare pops, and you get...{\i0}
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...the big bang.{\i0}
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[GRUNTS]
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[ENGINE SPUTFERS]
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PRASERT: No, Chan!
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LIN: Ming, he needs help!
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[GRUNTS]
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[CRASHES]
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Well, I guess that's it then.
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- Now you're free. - No.
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Truang will reach General Narai's convoy.
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They will return very soon.
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HEADMAN: You...
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You have destroyed us all!
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MacGyver, maybe you can teach us how to use these guns.
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No, I don't think so.
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It takes a couple of weeks or so to train a soldier how to use a rifle.
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We need no training! We need you to leave now, before it gets worse!
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So go! Just go!
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Is that the way all of you feel?
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If we cannot find our souls, we do not deserve our lives.
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Thank you for what you have done, MacGyver.
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HEADMAN: You need not thank him.
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Just pray that Narai does not kill us all!
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You know,
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I think you folks ought to decide which way you're gonna go now.
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I promised a man I'd do a job for him, and that's what I gotta do.
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I got a chopper to meet.
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Everyone, it will be all right!
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When General Narai comes back, we will apologize.
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We will beg him to forgive us.
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SOLDER'. 4223-Alpha.{\i0}
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Looks like MacGyver's got the goods. I'm going in.{\i0}
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[CRYING]
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MaCGyver!
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Easy, big 911V-
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I wasn't going anywhere.
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I was a hunter.
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I have been a farmer.
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- Now I'm a slave. - You are alive.
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- At Narai's whim. LIN: Ming is right.
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Narai controls our life and everything else.
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HEADMAN: This is a useless conversation.
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We have no means to fight, and your great hope, MacGyver, has gone.
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CHAN: Grandfather! Lin! MacGyver is back!
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I've finished the job I was sent here to do. What have you all decided?
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Are you gonna keep peeling poppies or are we gonna give this...
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...fashion plate Narai a run for his money?
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Teach me to be a soldier, MacGyver.
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HEADMAN: You are fools!
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All of you! You will suffer!
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Narai will kill you!
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Listen, folks, I don't think we have much more than a few hours
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before old Truang spreads the good news.
292
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You said we cannot learn to shoot in time.
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How do we fight?
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Oh, I've got a couple of ideas.
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MING: A little higher. That's good.
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HEADMAN: That is to be seen.
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MACGYVER: Excellent.
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Yes, yes, yes. Here.
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Take this up to the ridge. Signal us as soon as you see the convoy.
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MING: It is Narai!
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He's just checking us out. Heading north.
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Yes, heading north to process his opium.
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Let's hope they keep him busy for a while.
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Truang should reach that convoy in a bit.
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Now this is how you cut the bandits down to size.{\i0}
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Teamwork.{\i0}
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The women and children are cooking up a bamboo buffet:{\i0}
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A giant wooden flute filled with fire ash and rice alcohol...{\i0}
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“guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.{\i0}
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- How's it going? - Fine, except for the guns.
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- I set traps like this when I was a boy. - That's why you're in charge.
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Ah, you have given Ming a chance to become a man.
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I can see the change in him, from a slave to a leader.
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Okay? Go now.
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- Is it deep enough? - That is perfect.
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Perfect.
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But they can see it, though.
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That's what makes it perfect.
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MING: A good morning's work.
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My...
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...people did a good job.
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The signal!
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All right.
324
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We don't have more than an hour before Truang and his goons get here.
325
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What shall we do now?
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Get some food.
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First we eat.
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Then we fight.
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MACGYVER: Hey!
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Uh, it's only fair to warn you that these folks don't want you guys back here.
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So if you just wanna turn around and go back to wherever you came from,
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these folks won't hold a grudge.
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But I gotta warn you, if you keep on coming,
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you're liable to have a battle on your hands.
335
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So, what do you say?
336
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Whoa.
337
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Those guys are just spoiling for a fight.
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Let's move.
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[SOLDIERS YELLING]
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Herpetologists will tell you everyone has an inner fear of snakes...{\i0}
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...including the herpetologists.{\i0}
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[SCREAMING]
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[YELLS]
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Are you afraid of snakes, MacGyver?
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No.
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[CHAN LAUGHS]
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I just don't like being around them.
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Now you take your psychologists,{\i0}
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they'll tell you when someone thinks they have you all figured out,{\i0}
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that's when they're the most vulnerable.{\i0}
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When it comes to Truang,{\i0}
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he doesn't know an asp from a hole in the ground.{\i0}
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[YELLING]
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Come on, Truang. It can only get worse.
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Why don't we call it a day?
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He's only trying to bait us.
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We go to the village first.
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Then MacGyver.
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Hurry! Dismount!
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Move that tree out of the way.
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Of course, the archaeologist tells us the wheel is Man's greatest invention.{\i0}
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But I thought we'd blow the air out of that notion.{\i0}
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[SCREAMING]
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What are you waiting for?! Pick up your weapons!
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Move out!
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[WHISTLES]
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[SCREAMING]
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General?
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Gentlemen,{\i0}
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you're in time for the buffet.{\i0}
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Our short-order cook just turned on the gas.{\i0}
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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[CHEERS]
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[HELICOPTER BUZZES]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[GROANS]
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[YELLS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
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[SCRAPE OF METAL, THEN GROANING]
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Now we are free.
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Yeah.
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