All language subtitles for Irreverent.S01E07.WEBRip.x264-ION10

- [on car radio]
* Yes, God is real *

* Oh, yes, He is *

* *

- Oh, yes!

[engine revving]

[chuckles]
Rev's gonna love this!

* *

Whoo!

* *

- * He is real to me *

- Come on.
Come on.

[tires squealing]

* *

[exhaling heavily]

[cheery vocal music]

* *

[dramatic music]

* *

[cell phone ringing]

- Stop, stop, stop.

Paulo, my man!

- What happened?
- Nothing's happened.

Why would you think
something's happened?

- I've been calling you
for 48 hours,

and you
haven't picked up once.

- Okay, something's happened.

- Charmaine, huh?

- Yes.

How did you know that?
You're psychic.

- You didn't listen
to a single one

of my messages, did you?

- I've just been on this trip
to Pleasure Town, Paulo.

She loves me.

- You didn't tell her
about the money, did you?

- You don't understand.

We made plans, right?

We were gonna renew our vows,
move to the Caribbean,

maybe start, like,
a little mission.

She said she loved me.

- I am hearing a lot
of past tense there, buddy.

She cleaned you out,
didn't she?

- Yes, but what am I gonna
do now, Paulo?

I've racked up
hundreds and hundreds

of thousands of dollars
at this glorious hotel,

but Lord knows how I'm gonna
pay for this thing, man.

- All right, Mackenzie,
here's what you do.

You leave.
- What was that?

- Yeah.
You just leave.

Yeah, just walk out.

- No, I'm not just gonna sneak
out of here like a criminal.

- Mackenzie, I hate
to break it to you,

but you are a criminal.

- That's just semantics
between the two of us.

There's, like,
a whole gray area there.

- Look, man,
you're gonna be fine.

Just take some essentials,

leave the suitcase,

and, uh, walk out the door.

- Good idea.
Okay.

I need to just take essentials,
get, like, a bag, right?

A bag?

Just get essentials.

Keep it simple. I can do this.
I'm a maverick, right?

I'm a maverick.
I'm a maverick, man.

All right, ooh, the Bible.
Am I doing the Bible?

I'm doing the Bible!
Okay.

I should probably put
a shirt on.

- Okay, I don't need
a running commentary.

I just need you
to walk out the door.

- I'm ready, buddy.
I'm coming.

- Act normal.
[elevator bell dings]

- Okay, I've just left
the elevator.

I am walking down the hallway.

Hello.

I'm about to enter the lobby.

Oh, Saascha's
at the front desk.

I can't do this.
I knew it. I knew it.

It makes very real when
I see her, 'cause I'm lying!

- Mackenzie, move.

- Okay. Yeah. No,
I'm on a--I'm a businessman.

I'm talking--
Okay, yes. Okay, yes.

Cancel my appointment--
meeting on Thursday,

'cause I'm gonna have
a-a meeting

at the hotel
I'm currently staying at.

Saascha, I'm gonna talk to you
about a gathering

I'm gonna have here.

We're gonna send things
up a flagpole,

see if it's got some wings.

Maybe it'll--
it'll parachute down.

No wrong answers, just a lot
of--a lot of bad questions

circling around, piggybacking.

Cheers, have a good one.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

You're like running
into a building there.

You know,
clearly, you work out.

There's a great Zumba class.

That's more cardio.

That has nothing to do--
I got an activation.

I can walk around you.
I have no--

I'm gonna go around.
Good stuff.

I did it. I did it.
I did it.

Oh, my goodness, I did it.

- How may I help you, sir?

- I'm from the U.S. Embassy.

We're trying to contact
one of our citizens.

There's been an unfortunate
accident back home.

* *

Have you seen this man?

- Ah, shit.

- Here he is.

Taipan Mack.

He lives!

- Good news travels fast.

Thought we were done, guys.
- So did we.

- But that was
until someone decided

to, uh, plow
through Ryno's bike.

- Sorry to hear that.

- Don't suppose you know
anything about that, do you?

- No, in fact, nobody
tells me anything.

We don't do Confession.

It's kind of
the other guys' thing.

- Walk with me.

We figured that, uh, you know,
this is a small town,

and everyone seems to have
their dirty little noses

in everyone's business.

So we did a bit
of sniffing around ourselves,

and it turns out
that there's one individual

who does remember seeing
something a little unusual.

A hearse fanging
down the main street.

And we thought to ourselves,

"Hmm, who do we know
who drives a hearse?"

- Uh, look, fellas,
you got to believe me.

I will swear
on a stack of Bibles

that I don't know
anything about this,

but it definitely wasn't me
that was driving.

- Is that so?
- Yeah.

- Well, who else would be
taking this tank for a joyride?

- That is a mystery
only the Lord knows.

- Until the Lord can remember
who He threw the car keys to,

we might hold you
personally responsible.

- Yeah.

Yeah. No, that's, uh, a
little harsh but fair.

- 50 grand.

- [laughs]
You got to be kidding.

- 30 for the bike,
10 for the pain and suffering,

10 for the cut you cost us
on the chop-chop deal.

- [scoffs] Guys, look...

I'm being level with you.

I don't have
that kind of money.

- Then give us a name...

or find that kind of money.

How long has he got, Ryno?

- 48 hours.

- Laters, Taipan.

* *

- Oh, Cameron.

* *

- That was the bikies,
wasn't it?

- Yeah, that was the bikies.
- Rev...

- Cam did it.
- Listen--

- Daisy, I know
that Cam did it.

- He's freaking out.

- Yeah. No, of course
he's freaking out.

You should be
freaking out, too.

He just destroyed
everything we're doing here.

- We're--we're dealing with it.
- You're deal--

[chuckles]

- No, we're gonna go
and talk to them

and get on the front foot.

- Daisy, you cannot possibly be
that naive.

- [scoffs] Yeah, well, maybe if
we go to them,

they'll make a deal.

- What kind of deal
do you think

those guys are gonna make?

- Okay, look, he's gonna be
here in a minute,

and then, together, we're
gonna go and find the owners

and talk to them--
- And what?

Give 'em 50 grand?

- 50?
- $50,000.

In 48 hours, too.

You got that kind
of cash laying around?

- Well, what am
I supposed to do?

- You stay out of it.

You let him handle it.

It is his mess.
- No.

Rev, you can try and talk me
out of this, but you won't.

Cam's family.

- Yeah, well, that family
just obliterated any chance

either of us had to get
out of here.

- There must be a way
to get some money together.

- We were getting
some money together, Daisy,

he right way.

There are other ways,
but they are dangerous.

- We'll figure it out.

* *

- No, you won't.

* *

I'll figure it out.

You can help,
but I'll figure it out.

But that walking disaster
of a human being

is not gonna step foot
anywhere near this.

You understand?

- Daisy.

- Hello, Cameron.

- Ah, Reverend.

I'm sorry.

- About?

- I'm sorry, Rev.
I took the hearse again.

- I know.
- Okay, and I-I hit a bike.

- Yeah, I heard
about that, too.

- I'm sorry.

And I-I wanted to finish off
the--the steering.

- It's fine.

- It's not fine. It's bad.
It's--it's bad.

- Don't worry about it, Cam.
- I am worried about it, Rev.

I-I smashed it
into a coconut palm.

It's--it's gone.

- Insurance is gonna cover it.

- It's--
Uh, what does that mean?

- It's just property damage.

They're covered, so insurance
is gonna take care of it.

They're gonna get a new bike.

* *

- [scoffs] Really?

- Yeah, I-I just saw them.

I spoke to them, and they're
going bike shopping right now.

In fact, they told me
to tell you

that you actually did them
a favor.

- I did them...

[chuckles]

Wow, really?

- Yeah, it's all taken care of.

- Oh, okay.

Wow.

Phew! Okay.

Oh, God!

* *

[light jazzy music playing]

* *

- Carol, we're gonna stick

to the signed pathway
this year, hey.

- Lester, what
is going on here?

- Hey, Rev!
Fun Run tomorrow.

- Cool.
- It's registration day.

Hey, you want a bib?
- No.

Why is registration in here?

- Uh, births, deaths,
and registrations.

- Really?

- Listen, I was thinking
it'd be a nice touch

if you could come along
and bless the finish line.

Nothing fancy, you know,

just wave a little bit
of your magic over it.

- Oh, yeah,
then I'll saw a lady in half.

20 minutes, Lester,
then you're out.

- Found them.
They were at our house.

- I told you, Helen.
Thank you.

- You gonna give it
a bash this year, Hel?

- Oh, I don't think
I'm quite ready for a comeback.

- You should.
Show us how it's done.

Tell her, Rev.

Huh?

- Oh, yeah, sure.
I mean, go for a run.

It's in the name.

- You signing up?

Better add "heart attack"
to that odds board.

- [sarcastically]
Ha ha ha. No.

I am far too busy
preparing for Sunday.

- Oh, yeah,
must be chockers now

with that Sinclair
and Duncan lovefest.

- Ah, yeah, totally chockers.

It's--We got wine and crackers

and, well, the--the grand
theological questions.

- Sounds like my book club.
- Well, exactly.

E-except there's only
one book, so, yeah.

You signing up?
- Oh, no.

Running's not really my thing.

I'm just helping out.
- Hmm.

- But, hey, I, uh, thought
about what you said,

and I've set up a meeting
with the mill

to talk through our demands.

- That's great. Great.
Big change, though, right?

Wasn't your whole thing
"no negotiations"?

- It was.

It's gonna be
a complete waste of time.

The manager is a moron,

but, yeah,
things are getting tight.

Our last pay packet
was six weeks ago,

so there's pressure to have
some kind of conversation.

- Wait.
Pay packets, as in cash?

Didn't they go out of style
about three decades ago?

- Yeah, they tried
to go digital,

but the Internet
is so bad here,

they had to go back
to bringing in cash.

Ah, welcome to the ends
of the Earth, Rev.

- [chuckles]

Hey, uh, Amy.

Um, look, I-I can't promise
that it would be any help,

but, uh, maybe
I could come along,

you know, be the neutral person
in the room.

I could try to give the guy
a little nudge.

- Yeah, I mean, at this point,
it's--it's worth a shot.

- Great.

- Oh, here we are--
my new recipe.

It's salt-reduced, gluten-free,
dairy-free carbonara.

- Mm, what do
we call this one--

spaghetti a la fun-buster?

- Ah, it's based
on all the new research

about gut microflora and MS.

- Well, thank you.
It looks great.

I've been thinking
about the Fun Run.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, I've been thinking
about entering.

- Seriously?
Is that a good idea?

- I've been feeling
mostly pretty good lately.

- Sure, but running?

It's too risky.

What if you overheat
or lose your balance

and fall
in the middle of the race?

I won't be there to help you.

- Have a little faith.

It's only ten Ks,
and I can walk it.

Besides, I used to run
all the way to the creek,

and that was double
the distance.

- Well, that was before.

[sighs]

- Wasn't that long ago.

Besides,
Mack said it would be fun.

- Mack knows nothing
about the scriptures

and even less about MS.

I think it's too risky, love.

But don't worry.
I've already packed you a kit.

I've got tea,
binoculars, and biscuits.

You can get all cozy
at the finish line and watch.

Grace will pick you up
at 1:00 p.m.

How does that sound?

- Sounds perfect.

[solemn music]

I can be a spectator
for the rest of my life.

- H2O?

- Thank you.

- [groans softly]
Oh, oh, it smells beautiful.

Bon appétit.

* *

- He's not gonna listen.
- So we will--

first rule in negotiations.

- No, Carol, only two rolls
of toilet paper

per stall--two.
[knock at door]

Yeah, got to go. Bye.

[groans] Coming.
Hold your horses.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- You must be Rick.
- Yeah. Mm.

- Amy.
- [sighs]

Thank you so much
for agreeing to meet with us.

- Yeah.

I'm happy to hear anything...
[door closes]

That helps get everyone
back to work.

Unlike some, I'm, uh...

I'm not unreasonable.

- We want $33 an hour
for overtime

and 45 for weekends--
take it or leave it.

- Well, so much for small talk.

- Amy, you know
it's not that simple.

With the price of sugar
at the moment,

we can't be handing out
that kind of increase.

- Yeah, except, Rick,
you said that year ago

and the price of sugar
has gone up.

- Yes, and so have
our overheads.

- Oh, God, that's--honestly.

- Honest, w-we're struggling
to make a go of it.

- Oh, that is crap!
- It's not crap!

- We were all working
crazy amounts of overtime

'cause he wouldn't hire
any new staff.

- Sure!

- Okay, okay!
- Sure!

- Okay!
Rick, time-out.

Amy, why don't you have a seat?

Listen, Rick, I think

what Amy is trying
to communicate,

and I'm pretty sure
you can tell

that she is passionate
about her cause...

- Oh, yeah.

- Is that the workers
are struggling.

They've got families
to feed and--and kids,

and they're just trying
to get by.

So let's start with you,
with the mill.

What kind of financial latitude
are we able to work with here?

- Zero.
- Mm--[scoffs]

- Uh... [chuckles]
Excuse me?

- Yeah, not--nothing.
- Uh-huh.

- Yeah, um...

I'd like to pay 'em more,
but my hands are tied.

M-my bosses aren't moving.

- Rick, I-I...

It's not really in the spirit
of negotiations, okay?

Usually we try to meet
in the middle.

- Yeah, well, they
won't be blackmailed.

- "Blackmailed"?

- And they won't negotiate
with striking workers!

- Do you see what
I'm dealing with?

- I don't care what they say--
- This is a waste of time--

- The important thing

is that we're starting to talk,
all right?

- I'm done talking!
- [grumbles mockingly]

- Rick the Dick strikes again!

- Oh, here we go with
the Rick the Dick again!

Why is it always Rick the Dick?

[quirky music]

* *

- Daisy?

Daisy!

- Hello.

- Hey.

So...

I figured out how we're gonna
pay back the bikers.

- A church bake sale
with $200 cupcakes?

- I am gonna do the Fun Run.

- Cool.
Good for you.

- Yeah, I'm gonna do
the Fun Run,

and then I'm gonna rob
the mill.

- Sorry, I, um...

I thought I just heard you say

that you were going to rob
the mill.

- 15 workers times
6 weeks of salary

equals a gold mine
sitting in that safe.

- That's people's wages, Rev.

You can't just take that.

- That's not how it works,
all right?

The mill has insurance.
It's a victimless crime.

- [sighs]

- You okay?

- Yep.

- Did you get
your test results back?

- No.

Um, don't change the subject.

- Right.

So, 2:00 p.m.,

everybody's gonna be
at the Fun Run.

While they're looking
the other way,

I get us out of this mess.

- Not everyone.

* *

[plate clatters softly]

- Officer Baramah?

- Rev, what can I do for you?

I have come to talk to you
about dates.

- Dates?

- Uh, yeah, for your wedding.

- [sighs] Can we do that
some other time?

- It's good to get it in early.

Hey, I'm curious.

Are you running
in the race tomorrow?

- Nope, I'll be working.

Someone has to keep
an eye on this town.

Listen, I'll have to check in

with about 300,
400 different people,

but maybe October?
- Interesting.

- October's interesting?
- No, no, no, no.

I just heard
that you won the race,

like, two, three years in a row
way back.

- Four years.

- Well, now this year
that you actually have

some real competition,
you're not running?

It's interesting is all.

- That's not what
this is about.

- No, no, no, I get it.

I mean, you wouldn't want
to ruin your perfect record

with an embarrassing loss.

How about November?

- I could beat you blindfolded.

- I guess we'll never know.

Anyway, uh, let me get
back to you

with some potential dates when
you're not so busy,

um, with sandwiches.

Uh, I hear springtime
in the tropics is lovely.

Maybe then.

- Enjoy the race.

- Enjoy your air conditioning.

* *

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

* *

[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter continues]

* *

- [grunts]

[siren wails]

- Hello?
Hello, hello?

Ah, there we go.

All right, come on in,
everyone.

Don't be shy.

I don't bite.

Not hard, anyway.

All right, I want
to thank you all for coming

for the annual Clump Fun Run!

[cheers and applause]

But I'm very pleased
to announce

that for the first time
in its history,

we have renamed
the race The Victory Run...

[cheers and applause]

In memory
of our beloved Victor,

which I suppose is ironic
in a way,

because in 20 years,

I can't say I ever saw the man
actually run.

Not for exercise.

Not for the bus.

One time,
the kitchen was on fire.

And even then, it was a jog.
[scattered laughter]

But nonetheless...

seeing all of you here,

the whole town together...

He would have loved this.

[serious music]

* *

- Helen. [chuckles]

You're running.
- Take me to the starting line.

* *

[both laughing]

- All right,
let's get in our position.

[cheers and applause]
Ready to go.

[indistinct chatter]

- [chuckles]
Couldn't resist, huh?

- Unlucky for you.

- All right, here we go!
Ready to rock and roll!

Take your marks!

Get set!

Bang!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

* *

[Piper grunting]
- Oh.

* *

Easy there with those arms.

* *

[grunts]

* *

[breathing heavily]

* *

- Go, Rev. Careful.

10,000 steps.

- Hey?
- 10,000 steps a day.

That's how much they reckon
you're supposed to do.

- Who does?
Doctors?

- Oh, nah.
Don't trust doctors, mate.

- What do you mean
you don't trust doctors?

- Western medicine,
pill for an ill--

Fundamentally short-sighted.
- [clears throat]

- Boys.

Still solving the problems
of the world?

- Oh, yes, miss!
- You go get 'em, miss.

- You never saw me.
- Right-o.

- She was a good teacher,
actually.

- Yeah, she was all right.

[dramatic music]

- Keep going, keep going!

Everyone, don't stop now.

[indistinct chatter]

Yes, keep it coming.

Keep it coming, everyone!

- Come on.

- Not long to go.

Just around the bend,
down the hill.

To the right, to the right.

Just down the hill, everyone.

Just down the hill to the left.
- Come on.

- Keep going, keep going.
Not long now.

* *

- Hi.

Finally.

You really need
to get a move on,

otherwise
someone's gonna notice.

- Then stop talking
and start the timer.

- [pants]

[bell rings]

[dramatic music]

* *

[door rattling]

* *

[pants]
All right.

* *

[grunts]

Fuck.
[grunts]

* *

Damn.

* *

It's got to be here somewhere.

* *

[rock music]

[engine turning over, rumbling]

Oh...

Okay.

[engine revving]

Whoa.

* *

Come on.
[safe creaking]

* *

Oh.

Oh...

shit.

[dramatic music]

[panting]

- What happened?
You're running really behind.

- Yeah, long story.
I'll tell you later.

- Where's the money?
- Don't worry about it.

- Okay, but where's the money?
- I'll explain later.

* *

- Right, 73, done!
Good job!

Oh, number 11, too.
Here we go.

[laughter and applause]

- Grace, where's Helen?
I thought she coming to watch.

- Uh, small change of plans.

Didn't you see her?
She ran the race.

- She what?

You--you--you were
supposed to stop--

- She made up her mind.

There's no point in me
trying to talk her out of it.

- Well--

- Besides, the fresh air
will be great for her.

- Well, so where is she?

- Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hey, man.

- Hey, good job.

- Yeah, thanks.
Oh, wow.

Nice, uh--nice medal.

I guess you--
- You'll get one.

They give
an encouragement award

for the person that comes last.
- Look, I will have you know

that it is really slippery
back there,

and my shoes are terrible,
and I reinjured an old thing.

- That's really bad...

- Mm-hmm.
- For you.

- So, uh, how does it feel
to have an empty victory,

since you
didn't really beat me?

- Well, maybe we'll need
to have a rematch.

- Oh, yeah.
Anytime, anywhere.

Yeah, bring it on. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, let's do it.

I'm ready.
- Cool, yeah, great.

- Hey, have either
of you guys seen Helen?

- No.
- What's happened?

- Well, apparently
she ran in the race

but didn't make
any of the checkpoints.

- Someone must have seen her.
Helen?

Has anyone seen Helen?

Helen!

[indistinct chatter]

Helen!

- Okay, as you head out,

make sure you grab torches
and a radio.

Channel four by default.
Emergencies, channel two.

There's also mozzie repellent
by the door,

if you want to grab some
as you go,

and please avoid the mangroves.

The crocs will be watching
if you're not careful,

and I do not want to be sending
out a second search party.

Okay, stay in pairs and keep
an eye out for each other.

- So, um, where's the money?

- I couldn't get the safe open.
- What?

- Yeah, I had to take
the whole thing, but I hid it.

- The--the whole safe?
- Uh-huh.

- Where did you hide it?

- Aidan, you'll find her
for me, won't you?

- Don't worry, Pete.

We'll find Helen if we have
to turn this rain forest

inside out, yeah?
- Yeah.

- Pete, come here.
- Hey, uh, Aidan?

- Yeah?

- Um, look, man,
Daisy and I can take the area

between the mill and the road.

- No, no, all good, Rev.

Ron and Margie
are out there already.

- No, listen, there's a lot
of land out there,

so, uh, figured you could use
an extra set of eyes.

- I appreciate that, but
I've got the most important job

of the night for you.

- Someone's got to keep an eye
on Pete.

- Yeah.
No, of course I can do that.

- Great.
Thanks, Rev.

[indistinct chatter]

- Rev, where's the safe?

- Helen!

- Helen!
- Helen!

- Helen!
- Helen!

- Helen!
- Ooh-eeh!

- [sighs] Ronnie, what
if we don't find her?

- Oh, love, if she's out here,
we will find her.

And don't forget--
I was in the Army Reserves.

There's nothing that gets
past these eagle eyes.

- Helen!
- Helen!

- Ooh-eeh!

[birds chirping]

- What if they don't find her?

- Maybe they have, Peter.

Maybe they found her,
and they are headed

out of that godforsaken
rain forest right now.

- What if it gets dark
and she's still out there?

- Look, man, we've got the
best people on the case, right?

So, uh, look, just...

have a herbal tea
and relax or something.

- What if she's had a seizure?

Or--or she's lost her balance
and fallen into the river?

What if--

- Peter, you can't think
like that, man.

- Vertigo.
That's happened before.

Or--or paralysis.

- Peter, I'm sure
that she's fine.

- Oh, you're sure, are you?

Y-you sure she's fine?

B-based on what, Mack?
- I just meant that--

- Because my concern
is based on decades

of being married to someone

with a disease
that affects mobility,

who is currently lost
in a rain forest!

- Okay, I get it.
- Oh, you get it now?

That's--that's great, Mack.
You get it now.

That's great, Mack.

Catching up, Mack, is really
good for the situation, Mack.

- Peter, stop, stop, stop!
- No! No! No!

Come on, man.

You're a Christian, right?
So how about a little belief?

I mean, you believe
in Jesus, yes?

So let's try a little faith.

Look, I'm sorry.

I really am, all right?

This whole situation
just sucks.

I-it just sucks.

But bad things happen in
the world all the time, okay?

So you just need to have
a little hope.

- "Hope"? When God himself
is punishing me?

- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What--what hope, Mack?

I give money.
I pray every day.

I keep the church doors open.

I am the only person
in a thousand miles

that actually lives
by the Gospel.

So tell me why, Mack,
why I'm the only person

who God has left behind.

Tell me why!
- He hasn't.

Yeah, no, no.
- No, you--

- No!

God hasn't singled
you out, Peter.

I mean, come on, Peter.
What do you think?

What do you think--He's just
looking around, and He's like,

"You know what? That guy!

I think that guy deserves it"?

No, look at the world.
Look around you.

If there is a scale
of fair to screwed up,

I think that you're
at the right end.

- And where are you, eh?
- [laughs] It's not--

- You were supposed
to fix things.

You were meant to come out
here and save the church,

and all you've done is--
- What? What have I done?

- Nothing!
You've done nothing!

You come out here from
the other side of the world,

and you were supposed
to help me.

And now you've made
everything worse.

You are the most ineffectual,

lazy, theologically confused
Reverend

I have ever met!

[soft music]

* *

- You've been waiting a while
to get that off your chest,

haven't you?

* *

It's okay.

* *

- [sobbing] I'm scared, Mack.
I'm so scared.

- Peter, Peter, Peter.
- I'm so--

- Peter.

I'm not even gonna pretend
that anything you just said

is untrue.

I can't.

Listen to me.

Me and my job...

they can't dictate
the path that your life takes.

Not even God can do that.

* *

If that's what
you're waiting for,

then you're gonna be waiting
for a long, long time.

* *

- What happens if they don't...

find her?

* *

- Helen didn't just
disappear, Peter.

She is someplace.

- It is our job to find out
where that might be.

* *

What?

* *

- I know where she is, Mack.
I know where she is.

* *

- Helen?

Helen?

Helen.

- Peter.

Hi, honey.

- Everyone's been looking
for you.

I've been worried sick.

- I haven't been here
that long.

- Oh.
- [laughing] I'm sorry.

I, um--

I forgot how beautiful
this place is.

- Are you okay?

Do we need to get
you to a doctor?

Just--
- No, no. I'm--I'm great.

You know it's been years
since I did my old run up here.

- I don't even remember
the last time.

- You ran?

- No.

No.

I walked, mostly.

But I did it.

- Come on, let's get you home.
Come on, just--

- [sighs]

Peter, I'm not an invalid.

- Of course you're not.

- I know I have bad days

and good days and...

but I'm still me.

- I know that, darling.

- Do you?

I don't need someone
to remind me

of all the things
I shouldn't do--I know.

I need someone to embrace
with me what I can do.

- Absolutely,
and I understand that.

I can do that.

B-but we need to be
more realistic as well.

We--we need to make sure--
- I don't want to make sure.

- Darling.

- I don't want to make sure...

anymore.

[chuckles]

Look where we are.

This world is a wild place,
and I like it that way.

I...

I want an adventure.

I don't want to make sure.

I don't need a protector.

I would like a partner.

- I can do that.
I can.

Partner, a-adventure--
absolutely.

[soft music]

* *

- My sweet, sweet man.

You won't understand this yet,
but you will.

When we get back...

I'm going to move out.

- [whimpers]

* *

[stammers]

* *

[siren wailing]

[indistinct chatter]

- God has a plan for me.

I know He does.

[jazz music playing softly]

I just always thought
that plan involved a wife...

3 kids, and being
a bishop by 40.

[sighs]

Can I tell you a secret?

* *

[whispering]
God never spoke to me.

- Wow.

Really?

- I just always thought
I would have got a sign by now.

- Oh.

- You know, yeah, some
of the other reverends,

they got signs.
- Really?

- They got signs.

- Oh, man.
- Yeah.

Reverend Percy,
he saw the Virgin Mary

in his English muffin.

- English muffin?
- Mm-hmm.

Two years later,
he's the resident priest

at St. James Cathedral.
- Wow.

- They gave him a cathedral!
- Wow.

- A cathedral?

Oh!

What do I got?

I got lockjaw.

- Huh?

- And a new friend.
- Oh.

- This is nice.
- Yeah.

- Isn't this nice?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Hey, baby...

you got a room in the hotel?

- I do.

- Should we go upstairs?

- Maybe.

Maybe if God gave me a sign,

they would have given me
a cathedral

- All right, mate,
I think you've had enough.

87 bucks.

* *

- Yes.

* *

Put it on my room.

- Yeah, we're not
that kind of hotel, mate.

Cash or card.

- Uh...

Of course.

Do you happen to have the time?

[dissonant piano notes play]

- Hey, hey, where do
you think you're going?

- Okay. No, I can explain.
I can explain.

- Where's your wallet?
- Look, I can explain.

- Come on, to the bar.
- No, no, I'm fine.

Listen, I'm okay.
- To the bar.

- Hey, we can be gentlemen.

Gentlemen, I'm not going
anywhere, gentlemen.

One arm down.

Simon says two arms down.
- Put your hand down.

- Two arms down.
Do you want to be Simon?

- There's no Simon.
- I'll be--I'll be Simon.

- Simon says pay your bill,
Paulo Keegan.

- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

Don't use that card!
You can't use that card!

Simon, you don't understand
what that means!

No! No! No!
- You're out!

[cell phone chimes]

[dramatic music]

* *

[workers chanting]

- [gasps]
What?

* *

- We'll get the safe...
[sighs]

Move it back to the church,
find some way to crack it open,

and everything'll be fine,
all right?

It's not far now.

- Yeah, well, you
said that before.

- Yeah, well, that is my mark,
so grab it for me, will you?

[sighs] I don't suppose there's
a chiropractor in Clump?

'Cause my back is just wrecked
from moving this thing.

Ow.

[sighing] Okay.

God is real,

and, um...

I don't think
He likes me very much.