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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something.
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Well...
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Is my husband your mystery man?
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Can't believe this.
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Where you going? Home.
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They clearly forgot about us.
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This sucks.
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What is he doing here?
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He's a pastor,
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and he wanted to be here.
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I mean, what is he doing here
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with you?
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I'm gonna stay at my
mom's house tonight.
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Fine by me.
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Where's Missy?
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ No ♪
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Missy.
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♪ No way... ♪
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Careful, loud music is
a sign of teen angst.
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I'm aware.
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Missy honey, I'm so sorry.
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You okay?
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Come on, let me in.
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You forgot me.
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Mandy went into labor.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby,
and no one told me?
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See? Angst.
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Go in your room.
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The baby's cute as a button.
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Can't wait to meet
her Aunt Missy.
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I waited at school for an
hour and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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There was a lot going on.
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The important thing is,
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you're safe,
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baby's safe, everything
turned out okay.
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Not everything. My
database failed.
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Go.
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Where's Mom?
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She's staying at your
meemaw's tonight.
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Why?
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Help with the baby.
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So, the baby's home?
I can meet her?
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She'll be home tomorrow.
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Then why's Mom there tonight?
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Look, Missy, I've had
a long day. So have I.
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That makes three of us.Sheldon.
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I'm in my room, as directed.
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♪ Save the complaints... ♪
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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How's she doing? She's fine.
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She's quiet.
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She's breathing, right?
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Yes. Hold on.
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Yes.
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Mind slowing down?
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I'm going 15.
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And I said slow down.
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You got it.
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Baby check. Still breathing.
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All right, we got this.
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You remembered to check
the baby's I.D. bracelet
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before we left the
hospital, right?
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Why? To make sure they
gave us the right baby.
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Don't be ridiculous,
I know my baby.
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This is her.
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Yeah, this is her.
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Good. I saw this
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Maury Povich show where
there was a mix-up,
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and one family got
a real clunker.
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Well, if she's a clunker,
she's our clunker.
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Great.
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Morning.
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Hello.
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You're up early.
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Gave myself extra time in
case I had to walk again.
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I'm taking you to school.
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Lots of kids walk, by the way.
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Like Billy?
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His mom didn't show up either.
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It was sad, but I can
laugh about it now.
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Enough.
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So, is Mom coming home tonight?
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I don't know.
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What's really going
on with you two?
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'Cause Billy said
you and Brenda...
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Drop it.
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Fine.
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Well, since Mom's not
here, I made your lunch.
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That was nice.
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"Try not forgetting
your daughter today.
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XO, Missy."
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That's my name, in
case you forgot.
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The next day,
as I walked across campus,
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I could feel all
eyes were on me,
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judging me for my failure.
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Look at them laughing at me.
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It was the closest I ever
came to a walk of shame.
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Well, good morning, Sheldon.
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What's good about it?
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I'm a laughingstock.
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I don't think anybody cares.
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But my database failed.
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Failure only means
something if you quit.
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Well, get ready for
some meaning. I quit.
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Hang on.
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Are you familiar with
the Fred Astaire song
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"Pick Yourself Up"?
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No.
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From the beloved
musical Swing Time?
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Still no.
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Then prepare to be uplifted.
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♪ Nothing's impossible,
I have found ♪
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♪ For when my chin
is on the ground ♪
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♪ I pick myself up ♪
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♪ Dust myself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again ♪
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I'm not uplifted.
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Well, then buckle up
for the second verse.
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♪ Don't lose your
confidence if you slip ♪
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♪ Be grateful for
a pleasant trip ♪
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♪ And pick yourself up ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again. ♪
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Maybe it's gas.
Did you burp her?
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What do you think I was doing
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when I was patting
her on the back?
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Did you pat firmly?
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The book says "pat firmly."
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It was firm, Georgie.
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Maybe you need to be burped.
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Okay, you're such an
expert, why don't you try?
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All right. I was a baby
more recently than you were.
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It's okay, CeeCee,
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Daddy's here.
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Shh...
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Good job.
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Well, I just met her
yesterday, give me a minute.
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I remember those days. Me, too.
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Boy, were you a crier.
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Sorry.
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Too little, too late.
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Should I help 'em out?
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I got it.
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Come on, CeeCee, work with me.
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This is your father speaking.
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Did she quiet down?
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'Cause she doesn't sound quiet.
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Step aside.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Please. Come here. Okay. Yeah.
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Meemaw's here now, all right.
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Shh...
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Shh, shh.
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Shh. Something's
wrong with this one.
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Can her grandma have a turn?
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Here, take her.Oh...
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She takes after you.Oh.
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It's okay, sweetie, Nana's here.
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Nana? Who picked that?
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I did.
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Why ain't you another meemaw?
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'Cause I'm the only meemaw.
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Oh, you got her to quiet
down. How'd you do that?
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Nana magic.
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Okay, well,
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I'm gonna get some sleep,
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and I may never come back.
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Hmm.
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I don't understand.
The code is perfect.
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It should have worked.
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Well, the problem isn't
that it didn't work,
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the problem is that
nobody wanted to use it.
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So, you're saying we didn't
fail, the public failed us.
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No, we failed.
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And you've also failed at
cheering me up, so good job.
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Here's a thought.
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I've been toying around
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with this new plasma
confinement idea.
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Why don't we work on that
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and, uh, take your
mind off the database?
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What if we fail at that, too?
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Then we'll have two
failures back to back.
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I'll have to leave the
country or grow a mustache,
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or leave the country until
I can grow a mustache.
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Well, we don't know if
we'll fail until we try.
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If we don't
try, we'll never fail.
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Oh, my little pal,
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do I have to sing again?
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Little? I'm towering over you.
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♪ Will you remember
the famous men ♪
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♪ Who had to fall
to rise again? ♪
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♪ So, pick yourself
up, dust yourself... ♪
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She's so cute.
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Yeah.
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How long has she been crying?
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Her whole life.
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I got a
brother like that.
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You want to hold her? No.
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Scared? Yeah.
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Smart. Okay, shh...
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Sorry I wasn't there
when she was born.
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Oh, you weren't?
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No, they forgot me at school.
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I had to walk home.
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Ooh...
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Oops.
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Then my dad got mad at
me, like I was the one
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who did something wrong.Uh-huh.
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How is it that color?
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She only eats milk.
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And Mom hasn't been home,
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and I know something's going on,
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but no one will
tell me anything.
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Uh, can you hand me the powder?
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Do you know what's
going on with them?
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Huh? With my mom and dad.
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Missy, it feels like someone
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just drove a truck
through my body,
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I haven't sleptin days.
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I cannot help you right now.
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Sorry.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pigs in a blanket? Yeah.
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They're burnt.
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Yeah.
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Mom doesn't cook them that long.
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Thank you.
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Would you teach me how
to throw a football?
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What? What? Why?
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I'm trying to get more
comfortable with failure.
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What makes you think
you're gonna fail?
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The word "ball."
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Well, I got to warn you,
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learning to throw isn't
something you get right
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on the first try. It...
it takes practice.
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And does this practice involve
setbacks and frustration?
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Yeah. Perfect.
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Now, you'll notice that
the shape of this thing
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is more like a missile, right,
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than it is your
typical bouncy ball.
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The term you're looking
for is prolate spheroid.
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Wasn't looking for
it, but thank you.
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Now, what do you think
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is the most efficient way
to get this thing to fly?
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Gyroscopic torque.
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Spiral.
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Bingo. All right,
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now get your fingers
on the laces here.
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Why is the surface all bumpy?
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Used to be made
out of pig bladder.
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Well... not anymore. It's...
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Helps with the grip. Okay?
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Now, fingers back on
it, and get your thumb
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wrapped around...
There you go.
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All right, bring
your other hand up.
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That helps keep her steady.
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Bring the ball back to your ear.
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And when you're ready to throw,
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bring your arm down like
a tomahawk.
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Get that ball spinning.
All right?
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And am I correct in assuming
that more revolutions
272
00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:57,300
will create a parabolic arc
that resists external forces?
273
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,000
Sure.
274
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,780
All right, whenever
you're ready,
275
00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,180
let's see if you can reach me.
276
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:04,780
Let the setbacks and
frustration begin.
277
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,310
Good Lord.
That was incredible.
278
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,790
Yeah, I saw it.
279
00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:14,840
Where you going?
280
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,660
To hit the showers.
Apparently I'm a jock now.
281
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,930
I got the baby to
settle down. Easy peasy.
282
00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,150
Take it down a notch, Nana.
283
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,500
I will try, but I
don't know if I can.
284
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,290
Georgie on the couch?
285
00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:31,590
Mm-hmm.
286
00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:36,210
And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
287
00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:37,910
My husband's in it.
288
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,260
So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
289
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,600
instead of dealingwith it?
290
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,610
I'm helping with the baby.
291
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,570
She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
292
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:48,180
I will.
293
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,660
I just need my space right now.
294
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,690
I know the feeling.
295
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,180
You're cranky.
296
00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,360
You want me to
rock you to sleep?
297
00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560
I'm pretty good at it.
298
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,700
Don't touch me.
299
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,500
Did
you ever find out
300
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,020
where your mom
was the other day?
301
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,770
She
was at the hospital
302
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,330
for your brother's baby.
303
00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:14,900
What?
304
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,940
Did you not know he had one?
305
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,860
Shh.
306
00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,030
No talking during the test.
307
00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,910
Your mom was there? Yeah.
308
00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:30,480
So I was the only person in the
whole world who wasn't there.
309
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,220
Keep your eyes on
your own papers.
310
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,570
I'm not cheating.
311
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,310
Well, that's not
what it looks like.
312
00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:38,140
I guess you would know
what cheating looks like.
313
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,920
Ask your husband.
314
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,360
What has gotten into you?
315
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,320
Well? Answer your mother.
316
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,626
So the only time you two talk
to each other is to yell at me?
317
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,590
That is not true. Oh, really?
318
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,586
Where have you been sleeping
the last couple nights?
319
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,940
Whoa, you do not
talk to us that way.
320
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,110
And you do not talk to your
teacher that way either.
321
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,030
Sheldon says obnoxious
things all the time,
322
00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:00,600
but it's fine
'cause he's special.
323
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,470
This is not about Sheldon.
324
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,120
Oh.
325
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,950
We forgot to pick you up
one time. Cut the drama.
326
00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:10,260
One time? You've been
forgetting me my entire life.
327
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,610
Everything is Sheldon, and
now Georgie has a baby,
328
00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,350
and you two are
fighting.
329
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:15,630
Might as well be invisible.
330
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,140
Not today you're not.
331
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,620
♪ We are family. ♪
332
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,580
Not an appropriate
song for this moment.
333
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,580
Hello, Niblingo.
Little nibling.
334
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,370
What is it, Sheldon?
335
00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,450
I was hoping I could try
to calm your baby down.
336
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,630
Why? I'm trying new things
to build up a tolerance
337
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,550
for setbacks and frustration.
338
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,420
So you want to use my child
for some kind of experiment?
339
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,620
Yes.
340
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,290
Okay, here you go.
341
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:47,640
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
342
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,820
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
343
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,390
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪
344
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,870
♪ Purr, purr, purr.
♪[crying stops]
345
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,130
Are you freaking kidding me?
346
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,650
I'm not happy about it either.
347
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,320
No, no, no, no, no, no.
348
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,840
♪ Soft kitty, kitty, kitty. ♪
349
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,570
Sheldon, come back.
350
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,446
Dr. Linkletter,
I need your help.
351
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:16,970
Of course.
352
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,236
Let me just drop everything
so I can be of assistance.
353
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,260
Thank you.
354
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,760
I'm trying to embrace failure,
355
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,590
and I realized that
social subtleties
356
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,280
like sarcasm can
sometimes evade me.
357
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,280
You don't say.
358
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,760
No, it's true.
359
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,640
And I was hoping
you could pepper
360
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:35,150
our conversation with sarcasm,
so I can try to identify it.
361
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,680
Oh, boy, when do we start?
362
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,420
Now would be great.
363
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,430
Sheldon, that was sarcasm.
364
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,990
Oh, let me try again.
365
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,470
Is this about your database?
366
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,300
Yes.
367
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,350
You know, I was also
working on a database
368
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,700
that I thought would be
more successful than yours.
369
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,310
Sarcasm?
370
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:52,510
No.
371
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,700
Oh, darn it.
372
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,660
Wait, was the "no" sarcasm?
373
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,440
No. Are you sure?
374
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,140
Yes. Ugh,
375
00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,230
I'll never be
comfortable with failure.
376
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:02,530
My point is, I was
experiencing something similar,
377
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,540
and there's no
shortcut through grief.
378
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,280
Those are wise words.
379
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,630
Thank you.
380
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,320
It was smart I came to you.
381
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,540
You're clearly an expert
on humiliation and defeat.
382
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,280
Sarcasm?
383
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,590
No. Leave.
384
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,500
Sarcasm? No.
385
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,020
Bye.
386
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,900
Go to your room. Fine.
387
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,950
And you're gonna
apologize to Mrs. Wilkins.
388
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,250
That's not
her name anymore.
389
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,040
Can you believe her?
390
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,526
Well, maybe this wouldn't have
happened if you were around.
391
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:34,390
Are you really trying
to blame this on me?
392
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,520
I'm not the one sleeping
across the street.
393
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,480
I'm here with our kids.
394
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,750
So you want to get into
this? Let's get into this.
395
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,930
What is going on
with you and Brenda?
396
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:49,350
Nothing. It doesn't
seem like it.
397
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,700
What, you're honestly saying
that you don't light up
398
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,840
every time Pastor Rob's around?
399
00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,370
Maybe I do.
400
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,290
Nothing ever happened.
401
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,550
I wouldn't do that.
402
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,070
What, you
saying I would?
403
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,600
You tell me. I wouldn't.
404
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,680
But you like being around her.
405
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,920
What happens now?
406
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,020
I don't know.
407
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,630
Hey.
408
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:47,330
Hi.
409
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,950
What are you doing
here? Where's the baby?
410
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,120
She's fine. She's with Connie.
411
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,690
I just needed a couple minutes.
412
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,740
Which was...
413
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,090
a couple hours ago.
414
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,570
I'll go check on her,
unless you want to.
415
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,830
Actually...
416
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,480
I don't know what I want.
417
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,700
What does that mean?
418
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,400
My daughter hates me.
419
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,920
What difference does it
make if I'm there or not?
420
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,800
You know that
ain't true. Really?
421
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,890
Because all she does is cry,
422
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,970
and I'm tired all the time,
423
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:21,400
and even your brother is better
at soothing her than I am.
424
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,290
You're just a little
overwhelmed. It's normal.
425
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,460
Why aren't you?
426
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,206
Well, we can't both be
freaked out at the same time.
427
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,680
We got to take turns.
428
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,470
When's your turn?
429
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:33,990
Already had it.
430
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,860
I was so scared when I got to
431
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,120
the hospital, I...
432
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,780
I got back in my
car and drove away.
433
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,740
While I was in labor?!
434
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,950
Don't hit me. We're
sharing freak-outs.
435
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,130
And I still came back.
436
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,750
What kind of parents are we?
437
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,400
The new kind,
438
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,050
the well-meaning, dumb kind.
439
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,060
We're gonna get better, right?
440
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,400
We ain't got no
choice.
441
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:04,240
I'll let you sleep. I'm
gonna go check on CeeCee.
442
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,800
Thank you.
443
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,720
What are you smiling at?
444
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,380
Just thinking.
445
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,500
We might've conceived
CeeCee in this very garage.
446
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,950
Okay, you're gross. Leave now.
447
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,290
Bye.
448
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:28,350
What are you doing?
449
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,830
Oh, um...
450
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:34,390
I'm just gonna be staying at
Meemaw's a little bit longer.
451
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,610
Okay.
452
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,580
You all right?
453
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,710
No.
454
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,890
What's going on?
455
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,320
My database...
456
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,020
I've-I've never failed
like this before,
457
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,230
and it frightens me.
458
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,940
Oh... sweetie,
459
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,380
I'm sorry. Sometimes,
460
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,640
no matter how much we
want things to work out,
461
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,850
they just don't.
462
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,070
Dealing with
failure is a tricky business.
463
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:30,150
You can face it head on
and try to overcome it.
464
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,020
Good job, Mama.
465
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,870
You can avoid it.
466
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:40,250
Thanks for letting me stay.
467
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:43,170
For as long as you need.
468
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,220
You can
try to drown it out.
469
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,730
Or you can try to talk
to someone about it.
470
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,410
And some people choose to run.
471
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,800
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