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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,613 [WRITING] IT'S NOT EASY BEING SINGLE IN NEW YORK CITY, 2 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,217 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE AN ALIEN VISITING FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. 3 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:26,327 UH-OH. THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION. 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,931 BUT THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE SUCCESS OR A LOT OF SEX CAN'T FIX. 5 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,434 TAKE DICK FOR EXAMPLE. 6 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,803 FINDING HIS JOB SHALLOW AND UNREWARDING, 7 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:38,439 HE WAS READY TO LOAD THE POCKETS OF HIS CUSTOM-TAILORED SUIT 8 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,541 WITH ROCKS AND JUMP INTO THE EAST RIVER. 9 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:44,112 OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. 10 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:47,915 THEN HE WALKED INTO A DIVE ON 48th 11 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,751 WHERE PEOPLE ORDER DRINKS ON THE ROCKS. 12 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,853 THERE HE FOUND HIS TRUE LOVE, 13 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,488 AND THAT ROCKS. 14 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,290 I'M A LAWYER. 15 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,327 WHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,830 TOMMY WAS A BIG SUCCESS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. 17 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:05,099 HIS HEAD WAS AS BIG AS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY'S, 18 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:09,036 ONLY THERE WEREN'T ANY TOURISTS INSIDE HIS FACE. 19 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,605 AND HARRY, EITHER THROUGH SHEER DETERMINATION 20 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,175 OR SHEER STUPIDITY, 21 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,776 WAS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF HIS GAME 22 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,478 AS A NETWORK EXECUTIVE. 23 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:21,915 WHY DON'T WE MAKE ONE NIGHT WILL, ONE NIGHT GRACE. 24 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:26,420 AS FOR ME, I'VE HEARD IT SAID YOU CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL. 25 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,588 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE OR NOT. 26 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:31,091 I JUST NEEDED A SEGUE INTO "I'M SLEEPING WITH THE MAYOR." 27 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:13,267 * ROMANCE IS MUSH 28 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:18,506 * STIFLING THOSE WHO STRIVE * 29 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,342 * I LIVE A LUSH LIFE 30 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:27,080 * IN SOME SMALL DIVE 31 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:30,484 * AND THERE I'LL BE 32 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:36,357 * WHILE I ROT WITH THE REST * 33 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:44,498 * OF THOSE WHOSE LIVES ARE LONELY * 34 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:48,068 * TOO 35 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,407 OH, MARY. 36 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:56,744 OHH, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 37 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,481 MUCH MORE UPBEAT THAN USUAL. 38 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,915 SWEETIE, I'M HURRYING. 39 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,551 THESE BOOTS ARE SUPER HIGH, 40 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,919 PLUS THEY'RE REALLY TIGHT, YOU KNOW? 41 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,054 JUST PUT IT DOWN, WOULD YA, HONEY? 42 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,422 ALL RIGHT. 43 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:11,659 DON, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT THIS PLACE 44 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,363 IS A TOTAL WASTE OF MY OUTFIT. 45 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:18,932 AS LONG AS I CAN SEE IT, WHAT ELSE MATTERS? 46 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,369 YOU ARE SUCH A DOLL. 47 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,703 LET'S GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. 48 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,738 YOU KNOW I CAN'T. 49 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,307 OF COURSE I DO. 50 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,481 UM, TOMMY. 51 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,448 HEY DARREL, WHAT'S UP? 52 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,251 UM, NOTHING I JUST SAW ANNA OUT IN THE HALLWAY 53 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,086 SHE'S CRYING HER EYES OUT, WHAT HAPPENED? 54 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,754 YEAH, I BROKE UP WITH HER. 55 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,857 OH. I'M SORRY. 56 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,526 WELL, I WAS CHOMPING AT THE BITCH 57 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,127 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 58 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,098 SURE. SURE 59 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,232 YOU KNOW, TOMMY 60 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:55,102 IT'S REALLY FUNNY HOW QUICKLY YOU GUYS HIT IT OFF 61 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:58,539 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ANNA TO GO OUT WITH ME FOR YEARS 62 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,573 AND SHE JUST NEVER WOULD 63 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,742 AND SHE NEVER WILL, MAN. 64 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,578 CAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE REAL DARRELL HAMMOND IS 65 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,880 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 66 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,383 YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR IMPRESSIONS MAN 67 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,520 WITH ALL YOUR WIGS, FUNNY VOICES 68 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:17,090 SHE SEES THE MASK, SHE DOESN'T SEE THE MAN 69 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,191 WOAH. 70 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,126 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, 71 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,128 WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON UPDATE THIS WEEK? 72 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,163 I WAS GONNA DO SEAN CONNERY TALKING ABOUT 73 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,665 HOW IT FEELS TO BE A SENIOR CITIZEN 74 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,368 YEAH, WELL WHY DON'T YOU DO DARREL HAMMOND? 75 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,804 TALKING ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS TO BE... 76 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,874 TO BE DARREL HAMMOND 77 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,709 I'M BLIND. 78 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,877 TOMMY, I'VE BEEN BLIND 79 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:37,645 THANKS BUDDY 80 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,480 HEY. 81 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:39,980 THANK YOU 82 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,350 NO PROBLEM GUY 83 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,157 YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA 84 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:53,861 FOR YOU TO BE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN A SCENEY BAR LIKE THIS, MARY 85 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,864 MAYBE INSTEAD YOU SHOULD BE SINGING IN A BROADWAY SHOW 86 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,333 WHAT A GREAT IDEA. 87 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,268 BUT I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, HANDSOME. 88 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:07,174 IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I'LL BE JOINING THE CAST OF CATS. 89 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,811 GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU. MARY, CATS IS CLOSED. 90 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,280 DAMN, THAT WAS FAST. 91 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,016 BUT HERE. I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 92 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:21,154 WHOO. SAKS. 93 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,756 OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS. 94 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,725 OH, PLEASE ACCEPT IT. 95 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:28,095 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NOT ACCEPTING IT. 96 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,329 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 97 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,532 THE SALESLADY CALLED IT A COCKTAIL DRESS. 98 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:35,202 I THOUGHT YOU'D GET A LOT OF USE OUT OF IT 99 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,236 WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT ON? 100 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,472 I'VE PLANNED A WONDERFUL EVENING FOR US 101 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,108 STARTING WITH DINNER FOR TWO AT THE RAINBOW ROOM 102 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,343 WELL, WHY DON'T WE STAY HERE? 103 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:47,314 I'LL PUT ON THE DRESS, WE CAN SIT AT THE BAR 104 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,583 AND YOU CAN WATCH ME DRINK 105 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,051 Sally: OK, SO UM, 106 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,753 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ANY PLACE ELSE 107 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,121 BUT BEAR WITH ME HERE. 108 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,756 WHAT IF WE DID? 109 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,725 WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? 110 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,460 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 111 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:03,931 OH, I KNOW, BUT TELL ME ANYWAY. 112 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,067 WELL, YOU-KNOW-WHO WOULD HAVE MY ASS IN A SLING. 113 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,071 HO HO, OH, YEAH. I KNOW. 114 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,007 WHO? 115 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,643 THE WIFE. 116 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:20,848 OF COURSE. YOUR WIFE. 117 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,016 YOU'RE MARRIED? 118 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,851 SIMMER DOWN. 119 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,486 MY GOD. YOU'RE MARRIED. 120 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,221 THIS IS SO NOT GOOD. 121 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,222 WHAT'S GOING ON? 122 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,224 YOU'VE BEEN OK WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT FOR YEARS. 123 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,760 [WHISPERS] I have? 124 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,962 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'D DO THAT. I AM OUTTA HERE. 125 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:38,198 COME ON. BABY, BABY, BABY. 126 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,167 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE. 127 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,771 I'M GONNA DIVORCE HER. 128 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,807 I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME. 129 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,908 OK. 130 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,111 SALLY. 131 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:51,845 DICK. 132 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,412 DON. 133 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,181 ALBRIGHT. KIKI. 134 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,049 DONNY. 135 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,250 MARY. 136 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,996 ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO NORMALLY DOES THE IMPRESSIONS? 137 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,297 DARRELL. DARRELL HAMMOND. 138 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,733 YEAH. WHY ISN'T HE FUNNY? 139 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,067 IT'S SOME SORT OF EXPERIMENT. 140 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,236 HE WANTED TO IMPRESS ANA GASTEYER, 141 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,371 SO HE WAS GONNA TRY BEING HIMSELF. 142 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,107 AH. WELL, THAT'S A BIG MISTAKE, MAN. 143 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,341 I TOLD HIM. 144 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,276 MAN, THAT FELT SO GREAT. 145 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,045 TOMMY, THEY WERE REALLY LISTENING TO ME, WEREN'T THEY? 146 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:25,946 THEY WERE, MAN. 147 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,649 YEAH. THEY WERE LISTENING FOR SOME JOKES, 148 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,584 AND THEY WEREN'T QUITE HEARING THEM. 149 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,920 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DO AN IMPERSONATION MYSELF. 150 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,123 YEAH. HERE'S YOU. "BOO HOO HOO. I'M DARRELL HAMMOND, 151 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,158 "AND I DON'T GOT A JOB NO MORE. BOO HOO HOO. 152 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,928 I'M GONNA SELL MY CHILD. BOO HOO HOO." 153 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,896 HI, TOMMY. HI, MR. SOLOMON. 154 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:43,997 DID YOU SEE DARRELL? 155 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,233 UM, YEAH. YEAH, SOME OF IT. 156 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,069 OH, AND THAT PART ABOUT ME BREAKING MY FOOT 157 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,972 ON MY SIXTH BIRTHDAY? THAT REALLY HAPPENED, MAN. 158 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,375 FACT IS SO MUCH STRANGER THAN FICTION. 159 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,111 STRANGER, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNIER. 160 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,147 HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 161 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,381 [AS SEAN CONNERY] COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME 162 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,951 WHERE I CAN FIND MISS PUSSY GALORE? 163 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,019 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU DID SEAN CONNERY. 164 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,488 THAT'S GOOD. YOU OUGHT TO DO THAT ON THE SHOW. 165 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,697 CAN I OPEN MY EYES NOW? 166 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,831 NO, NO. 167 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,200 NOW JUST A-- 168 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,702 JUST A FEW MORE STEPS. 169 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:22,870 OH, DICK, I'VE HAD MY EYES CLOSED 170 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,973 EVER SINCE THE OYSTER BAR. 171 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,676 WHAT WAS THAT CRUNCHY THING YOU MADE ME EAT? 172 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:32,713 I DON'T KNOW. I HAD MY EYES CLOSED, TOO. 173 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,682 OK... 174 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,685 YOU CAN LOOK NOW. 175 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,053 THE MANHATTAN SKYLINE. 176 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:44,191 HMM. GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK? 177 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,559 CHAMPAGNE? 178 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,195 I OPENED IT THIS MORNING SO THOSE ANNOYING LITTLE BUBBLES 179 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,831 WOULD HAVE A CHANCE TO DISPERSE. 180 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,566 GOOD THINKING. 181 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,138 CHEERS. 182 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,039 WOULD YOU, UH... 183 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,842 WOULD YOU CARE FOR AN HORS D'OEUVRE? 184 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,677 DUCK EGGS... 185 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,812 SALMON EGGS... 186 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,179 QUAIL EGGS... 187 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:06,647 EGGS... 188 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,381 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 189 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,983 THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. 190 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,119 DICK, IF YOU'RE INTENT ON SPENDING MONEY ON ME, 191 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,887 I CAN THINK OF OTHER WAYS OF DOING IT. 192 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,788 WELL, LIKE HOW? 193 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,424 LIKE GIVING ME MONEY. 194 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,527 I'M SORRY. WAS THAT TOO BLUNT? 195 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,096 YES, BUT MONEY'S NOT IMPORTANT. 196 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,633 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 197 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,735 WHAT WE HAVE IS TRUE LOVE. 198 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,369 I CAN'T DO IT. 199 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,039 I CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANOTHER DELUDED GUY. 200 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,174 OH, NO. YOU'RE WRONG, MARY. 201 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,043 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DELUDED. 202 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,444 BECAUSE WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT, 203 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,512 WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 204 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,413 OH, GOD! 205 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,849 I LOVE YOU, MARY. 206 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,550 OH, STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE. 207 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,918 TRUE LOVE DOESN'T EXIST. 208 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,820 TRUE LOVE IS REAL... 209 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,022 AND POWERFUL AND WONDERFUL! 210 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,860 OH, DON'T YOU THINK I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IN LOVE?! 211 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:56,797 LIFE WOULD BE A LOT SIMPLER IF I COULD. 212 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,331 THEN PRETEND. 213 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,900 HOW? 214 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,035 IT'S EASY. 215 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,672 [EMBRACEABLE YOU PLAYS] 216 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,506 COME HERE. 217 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,630 [DEEP BREATH] 218 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,332 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 219 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,034 [SNIFFING] 220 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,170 IS THAT PLATINUM? 221 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,772 OH! 222 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:42,743 OH, DONNY, THANK YOU, BABY. 223 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,611 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 224 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,248 ISN'T THERE SOME SORT OF RIOT IN THE BRONX? 225 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,649 YEAH. 226 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,584 GOOD THING WE DON'T LIVE UP THERE. 227 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,956 SALLY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU 228 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,727 THAT WHEN MY WIFE ASKED ME WHY I WAS GONNA BE LATE AGAIN TONIGHT, 229 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,795 I DIDN'T LIE? 230 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,396 OH, MY GOD. 231 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,766 YOU TOLD HER YOU WANTED A DIVORCE? 232 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:09,069 NO, I TOLD HER TO SHUT UP. 233 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,637 UH, OK, YOU KNOW, 234 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,438 [CLEARS THROAT] 235 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,306 I'M STARTING TO FEEL REAL BAD. 236 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,143 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN DO THIS. 237 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,444 WELL, HANG IN THERE. 238 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,479 I'LL TELL MY WIFE AS SOON AS I'M OUT OF OFFICE. 239 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,916 I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU STEP DOWN AS MAYOR! 240 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,451 NOT MAYOR... 241 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,154 PRESIDENT. 242 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,822 I'M GOING FOR THE BIG ONE, 243 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,691 AND I WANT YOU RIGHT THERE BESIDE ME... 244 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:35,863 BEHIND THE SCENES... 245 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,965 OUT OF SIGHT. 246 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,566 THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, DON. 247 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,969 I MEAN, I WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE 248 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,171 AND SHARE TENDER MOMENTS. 249 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,675 I WANT TO BE YOUR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE. 250 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,244 WELL, LET'S SLOW DOWN AND RECONSIDER THIS IN THE SHOWER. 251 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,380 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 252 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,281 AH, SALLY. 253 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:58,551 NO, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. IT'S OVER. GET OUT. 254 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,194 ONE LAST THING... 255 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,264 CAN I STILL COUNT ON YOUR VOTE? 256 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,767 OF COURSE. WE STILL AGREE ON THE ISSUES. 257 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,672 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 258 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,574 JUST A MINUTE! 259 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,251 COME IN! 260 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,553 HEY, LOOK AT THAT PUTT I JUST MADE. 261 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,990 LOVELY. VERY NICE. YEAH. 262 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,592 MR. SOLOMON, YOUR NEPHEW IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 263 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:43,864 TOMMY! GOOD TO SEE YOU! YEAH. 264 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,099 GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, MAN. 265 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,634 IT'S FUNNY. WE WORK IN THE SAME BUILDING. 266 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,337 I'VE NEVER BEEN UP TO YOUR OFFICE. 267 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,238 IT'S VERY NICE. 268 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,706 YEAH, WELL, LOTS OF ROOM TO PUTT IN. 269 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,242 SO, HEY, CAN I SIT IN YOUR CHAIR? 270 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,576 OH, PLEASE. 271 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,912 I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT STILL WARM. 272 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,747 AHH. 273 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,982 HEY, LOOK AT ME. 274 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,618 I'M HARRY SOLOMON, BIG PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK. 275 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,188 LOOK AT ME. I'M TOMMY SOLOMON, 276 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,591 AND I'M A BIG STAR ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIV. 277 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,160 I MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS 278 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,964 LIKE WHERE TO PUTT IN MY OFFICE. 279 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,398 I GET PAID THE BIG BUCKS 280 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:22,735 JUST FOR GOING "WHOO, WHOO, WHOO." 281 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,804 WELL, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU, TOMMY SOLOMON. 282 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,073 YOUR EGO HAS GOTTEN TOO BIG. 283 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,474 YOU'RE DEMANDING TOO MUCH MONEY. 284 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,976 YOU'RE FIRED! 285 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,310 I A OUT OF CONTROL, 286 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,845 AND I DO WANT TOO MUCH MONEY. 287 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,579 YOU'RE FIRED! 288 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,247 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, YOU PEON. 289 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,583 YOU'RE A LOWLY CAST MEMBER ON SNL. 290 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,685 NO, I'M HARRY NOW. 291 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,587 YOU'RE FIRED! 292 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,621 WHAT? YEAH. I MEAN IT. 293 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,490 YOU'RE REALLY FIRED. WHAT FOR? 294 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,893 WELL, FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT YOU JUST FIRED ME. 295 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,127 YOUR EGO'S TOO HUGE, 296 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,761 AND YOU WANT TOO MUCH MONEY. 297 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,163 WELL, I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE. 298 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,999 YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW! 299 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,134 I A THAT SHOW. 300 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,038 WAIT A SECOND. WHO ARE YOU NOW? 301 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:58,805 I'M ME. 302 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,373 WELL, THEN GET AWAY FROM MY DESK! 303 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,474 YOU'RE CONFUSING ME! 304 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343 YOU LISTEN TO ME! LORNE MICHAELS IS MY BOSS! 305 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,377 HE CAN FIRE ME! YOU CAN'T! 306 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,881 OH? WELL, I'LL FIRE HIS SAD CANADIAN ASS, TOO! 307 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,793 GOOD MORNING. 308 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,329 GOOD MORNING. 309 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,797 BOY... 310 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,966 THIS IS DIFFERENT. 311 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,168 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 312 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,103 BEING HERE WITH ME? 313 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,238 NO. I MEAN, 314 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,507 I CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I DID LAST NIGHT. 315 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,878 SO DO I. I FEEL WONDERFUL. 316 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,814 IN FACT, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I HAVE TO ASK YOU. 317 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:42,482 HMM? 318 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,784 WILL YOU-- 319 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,154 WILL YOU MOVE IN WITH ME? 320 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,888 MOVE INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL LOFT? 321 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,023 YES. 322 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,492 WE CAN HAVE MOVERS BRING OVER ALL OF YOUR THINGS, 323 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,195 OR WE CAN JUST BURN THEM. 324 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,297 OK. WHAT THE HELL? 325 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,799 OH, YES! 326 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,103 YOU SEE, MARY, YOU SEE? HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW? 327 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,438 WHAT? TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME? 328 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,739 OH, LOOK. 329 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,978 I LIKE THE GERSHWIN AND THE EAGER-TO-PLEASE LOVEMAKING. 330 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,879 OH, WE WERE SO PASSIONATE. 331 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,682 YOU CALLED OUT MY NAME 3 TIMES. 332 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:19,252 "LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!" 333 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,455 OK, MAYBE IT'S NOT MY NAME, BUT THE PASSION! 334 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,057 I WAS PRETENDING. 335 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,393 YOU TOLD ME TO PRETEND, SO I PRETENDED. 336 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,828 BUT IT'LL TURN REAL. I KNOW IT WILL. 337 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,965 SORRY, DICK. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 338 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,001 LOVE, HAH! 339 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,537 MARY ALBRIGHT CAN'T FEEL LOVE ANYMORE. 340 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,672 YOU'RE SO DAMAGED! 341 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,409 THIS LIFE HAS BEEN SO HARD ON YOU. 342 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,344 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU SEE 343 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,613 THAT WE WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER? 344 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,915 NO, DICK. 345 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:53,886 MAYBE IT WOULD'VE WORKED IN SOME OTHER TIME OR SOME OTHER PLACE. 346 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,189 WAIT. 347 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,857 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 348 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,462 NO, DICK. 349 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,897 MAYBE IT WOULD'VE WORKED IN SOME OTHER TIME-- 350 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,034 OR SOME OTHER PLACE! I CAN DO THAT! 351 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,368 HERE. QUICK. 352 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,902 HERE, MARY, TAKE THIS. 353 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,039 COME ON, COME ON WITH ME. 354 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,007 WELL, YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST-- 355 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,375 TOSSING ME OUT. 356 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,110 YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME GET DRESSED. 357 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,246 NO, NO, I STILL WANT YOU TO LIVE HERE, MARY. 358 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,381 GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE AND GET YOUR THINGS RIGHT NOW. 359 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,050 HERE, HERE'S SOME EXTRA CASH. 360 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,118 YOU CAN GET DRESSED IN THE CAB. 361 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 362 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,887 ABSOLUTELY. 363 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,756 THIS IS YOUR HOME NOW. 364 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,358 I HOPE IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY. 365 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,996 GOOD-BYE, KIKI. 366 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,698 BYE. 367 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,769 SALLY. 368 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,537 SALLY! WAKE UP! 369 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,240 WHAA? AAH. WHAT? 370 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,243 WE'RE LEAVING. I'M GOING HOME TO MARY. 371 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,844 WAIT A MINUTE, BUT SHE'S HERE-- 372 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,048 NO. THIS MARY IS COLD AND SOULLESS, 373 00:16:55,082 --> 00:17:00,320 AND ONLY WILLING TO DO ONE OR 2 MORE THINGS IN BED THAN THE OTHER ONE. 374 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,489 THE TRADE-OFF JUST ISN'T WORTH IT. 375 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,590 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 376 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,693 MAYBE YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE UP ALL THIS NICE STUFF, 377 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,161 BUT I SURE AM NOT. 378 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:12,299 I MEAN, WHOEVER SAID THAT DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND 379 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,802 NEVER SAW THOSE BLACK PEARLS AT TIFFANY. 380 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,370 HEY, THAT SOUNDED GREAT. 381 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,139 WHERE'S MY LAPTOP? 382 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,907 FORGET THE LAPTOP! 383 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,275 I WOULD THINK THAT GIVEN WHAT'S HAPPENED, 384 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,411 YOU'D BE DYING TO SEE DON AGAIN. 385 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,946 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, AFTER MAYOR DON, 386 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,183 I JUST FEEL LIKE I'D SEEN A SIDE OF HIM I REALLY CAN'T TRUST. 387 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,785 BUT THAT'S NOT THE DON YOU LOVE-- 388 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,654 THE ONE WHO WENT TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE 389 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,791 AND--AND WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL TO BECOME A COP. 390 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,727 AND WHO WENT TO ANOTHER NIGHT SCHOOL 391 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,430 AFTER THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK OUT. 392 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,565 THE DON WHO WOULDN'T HURT A FLY 393 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,136 AND...THE DON WHO LOVES YOU. 394 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,838 I WISH THAT DON WAS HERE IN THIS APARTMENT. 395 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,141 MMM, NO KIDDING. 396 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,109 I'D ALMOST BE WILLING TO SHACK UP HERE 397 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,477 WITH NEW YORK MARY IF SHE WASN'T 398 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,348 SUCH A BIG BALL OF EMOTIONAL SCAR TISSUE. 399 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,315 WOW. 400 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,252 WE ARE GONNA SACRIFICE MONEY FOR LOVE. 401 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,453 WE'RE SO NOBLE! 402 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,555 I KNOW, I KNOW! 403 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,022 HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU THINK I CAN GET 404 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,724 THROUGH THAT PORTAL, HUH? 405 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,860 WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. IS MY CAR HERE YET? 406 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,395 HARRY... 407 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,763 WE'RE GOING BACK TO RUTHERFORD. 408 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,598 WELL, HAVE A NICE TRIP. I THINK I LEFT THE IRON ON, 409 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,533 SO YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK. 410 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,170 NO, NO, NO. HARRY, UM... 411 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,737 YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 412 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,606 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 413 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:31,944 I HAVE GOT A NETWORK TO RUN! 414 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,381 LOOK, WE'RE NOT LEAVING YOU HERE ALONE. 415 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,748 I'M NOT ALONE. TOMMY'S HERE. 416 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,985 NO. HE WENT THROUGH THE PORTAL AFTER YOU FIRED HIM. 417 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,288 HARRY, YOU CAN'T BE A NETWORK PRESIDENT 418 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:46,159 ALONE IN MANHATTAN WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION. 419 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,494 STOP IT! YOU'RE TREATING ME 420 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,162 THE WAY YOU ALWAYS TREAT ME. 421 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,563 WELL, WE'RE IN NEW YORK NOW, 422 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,432 AND I'M RESPECTED HERE. 423 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,802 YOU GET HIS ARMS, I'LL GET HIS LEGS. 424 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,637 DUBCEK! I'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. 425 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,540 SEND SECURITY TO THE LOFT! 426 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,675 [GRUNTS] W-WHAT? 427 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,712 WELL, THAT'S A SHOCKER. 428 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,281 MM-HMM. I SEE. 429 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,517 YEAH. WELL, GOOD LUCK. 430 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,085 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 431 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,756 WHAT? I'VE BEEN REPLACED BY DUBCEK! 432 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,858 I'M SO SORRY, HARRY. OH, NO. 433 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,227 THEY SAID THAT SHE WAS REALLY IN TOUCH 434 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,563 WITH WHAT MEN BETWEEN 18 AND 49 REALLY WANT. 435 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,899 THERE, YOU SEE? 436 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,302 LAST ONE IN THE SHOWER'S A DIRTY DOG! 437 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,206 OH, UH, SHOES! 438 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,513 [WHOOSH] 439 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,714 Sally: OH. 440 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,782 AH, THAT WAS GREAT. 441 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,653 OHH! HOME AT LAST! 442 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,523 AWW, THE DAMN SHOES DON'T TRANSFER. 443 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,764 AH, GOOD OLD RUTHERFORD. 444 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,998 WHAT AN INSPIRING VIEW. 445 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,268 YEAH, THE TAILLIGHTS ON THE CARS 446 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,772 AND THE FLAME BURNING OVER AT THE REFINERY. 447 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,707 YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE FAST FOOD SIGNS 448 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,176 OUT AT THE INTERSTATE OFF-RAMP. 449 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,345 SIMPLY BREATHTAKING. 450 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,382 I FIND IT DUMPY AND DEPRESSING. 451 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,318 YEAH, WELL, NOT THE PANCAKE HOUSE. 452 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,321 YOU KNOW, ALBRIGHT, YOU WANT TO SEE DEPRESSING, 453 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,589 YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE GARBAGE 454 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:26,025 THEY HAVE STACKED UP ALONG CENTRAL PARK WEST. 455 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,460 WERE YOU IN NEW YORK RECENTLY? 456 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,160 UH, NO, NO. 457 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,096 SALLY WAS, UH, JUST, UH, 458 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:34,701 LOOKING AT A TRAVEL BROCHURE. 459 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,170 WAS I A MAN WHO DREAMED HE WAS A NETWORK EXECUTIVE, 460 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,708 OR A NETWORK EXECUTIVE WHO DREAMED HE WAS A MAN? 461 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:49,282 HUMAN BEINGS-- THAT IS, WE HUMAN BEINGS, ARE SO STRANGE. 462 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:52,652 [SIGHS] WE BLINDLY GO ABOUT OUR DAILY ACTIVITIES 463 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,587 UNAWARE THAT IF WE ONLY MADE A FEW 464 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,323 SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT CHOICES, 465 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,591 WE'D TURN OUT TO BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 466 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:02,929 YEAH, DIFFERENT LYING, CHEATING, WEASLY, 467 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,697 HORRIBLE PEOPLE! 468 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,034 DID I DO SOMETHING? 469 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:08,835 OH, NO, BABE. 470 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,803 YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 471 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,439 AND SO ARE YOU, MARY. 472 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,375 WELL, I'M GONNA GO WATCH TV. 473 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,544 MY SHOWS ARE ON. 32647

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